1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,000 It's good to see him a :) again. Yeah, we Marshall, he was. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,480 He was in a dark place for a long time. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,040 I'm. Glad he's not going when see how 4 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,720 fast I can do it. That wasn't fun. 5 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,200 Yes because he doing it. He went through that period. 6 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,280 He was like no I am good. Listen how fast this is. 7 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:20,960 Oh, it's. Not fun. 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,920 Oh, we've got a new one from Eminem. 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,200 That's very Popeye, yes. You know, you sound like an 10 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:47,240 auctioneer. That was the most adorable old 11 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:51,280 Victorian lady yawn, whose husband has told her you're not 12 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,120 allowed to yawn a public thing I've ever seen. 13 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,360 You stopped yourself. Because thought the camera was. 14 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,080 Coming you don't like it when I do that sippers welcome to this 15 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,400 episode of the team with me podcast with me, she and Todd. 16 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,160 Before we get into this episode, I'll keep this quick. 17 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,640 I got to tell you some things. Number one, we are sponsored by 18 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:15,480 none other than manscape. The number one in man's below 19 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,640 the belt groom and these guys have everything. 20 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,400 I'm on the road at the minute. The only thing I bring with me 21 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:25,120 is a great attitude and my manscaped platinum package from 22 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,800 my platinum package. These guys have it all. 23 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:31,360 Anything you can think of. 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You've got his teacher, you've 47 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,360 got the weed Wacker for your nose and ear hair. 48 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,760 I can actually do the we know shape up at the minute. 49 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,360 Don't fuss him not at that. And then between my brush and my 50 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,560 mother brush come together. So there will be a product for 51 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,240 that. The link is in the description 52 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,120 used tea with me for 20% off and free shipping thanks to 53 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,240 Manscaped. As always, patreon.com/tea with 54 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,880 Me podcast. We do live streams every Friday 55 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,880 and Friday just passed unless he cancelled the last minute. 56 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,360 We had Jeremy Pivenal, which is wild. 57 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:04,200 Jeremy Piven from Entourage Jeremy Piven from plenty of 58 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:08,880 iconic television and films disc plenty of television. 59 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:14,120 You know the guy, he's in plenty of television and he's he's 60 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,560 great. He's doing a show in Dublin. 61 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,480 We got him on the live stream and we're going to be doing more 62 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,560 of that. People that are coming over jump 63 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,080 on the live stream again. He might have dropped out. 64 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,600 I hope that it happened. It's due to happen in like 3 65 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,040 hours after this. But if it didn't happen, I'm 66 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,760 sorry. And if it did, how great was 67 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,520 that? I didn't expect him to say that 68 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,960 he hasn't anything. It hasn't happened yet. 69 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,600 They probably won't. He will drop it. 70 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,200 I don't think it's keen, but patreon.com/team Me podcast, 71 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,440 Bonus episode every Monday, live stream every Friday. 72 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,680 All the specials are on there. The New York episode will go on 73 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,400 there pretty soon. There's specials coming out of 74 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,120 our our bottoms. There's everything. 75 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,720 So go to patreon.com/TV Me podcast. 76 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,840 We have launched a tea in conjunction with Sookie, who are 77 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,520 a great local tea brand. We got in touch with those guys 78 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,120 and said let's do something and we spent ages working out the 79 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,560 sort of tea that I like to drink that I would want. 80 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,720 Slightly strong. No, nothing really that fancy 81 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,360 about it. I don't like artisanal sort of I 82 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:17,160 can't use that word teas that are a bit you know, you know, 83 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:22,240 you know, these teas are a little bit a little bit strong. 84 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,400 It it's good quality black tea. These are collectors. 85 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,280 I these are going to be worth a hell of a lot of money someday. 86 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,400 The actual tea with me tea and they're fair trade as well. 87 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,760 Alright, so that tastes even better, you know, because look, 88 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,920 this is a tea I made earlier and this is not fair trade. 89 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,880 This is but there's there's a lot of bad guys been involved 90 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,680 with this day limiter. Yeah. 91 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:50,040 That's what it Yeah, disgusting. But the next cup of tea I have 92 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,200 will be from our very own range and people have contacted me 93 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,160 saying I run a cafe, I want to stock this, chat this. 94 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,600 I'm on tour everywhere. She and talk comedy.com. 95 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,160 If you want to come and see me, Belfast, Dublin, Cork, load to 96 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,920 England, Scotland shows and then we'll be out in America, Middle 97 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,880 East, Europe, all that kind of stuff. 98 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:16,360 I am joined today by a lovely young man who can't reach his 99 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,800 tea and it's just spilled. There's coffee just spilled, 100 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,960 quite a lot of it. Sorry. 101 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:24,160 On our new table. He is none other than William 102 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,000 Thompson. Give hello, give it up for. 103 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,840 What's happening? Thank you for having me, Sir. 104 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,480 What's happening brother? You're. 105 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,040 Good. I don't see enough here these 106 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:32,880 days. It's good to see you. 107 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,000 Yeah, you wired up. What do you mean? 108 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,320 You sort of said like 7 sentences together there and 109 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,720 one. I tend to do that. 110 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,480 You know what, I've been getting up early these days. 111 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,440 So in the. Morning. 112 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,440 All right, Mark Wahlberg. I swear to God man, 6 in the 113 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,240 morning. What are you doing? 114 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,480 Just catching them worms. Yeah, I'm not getting up 115 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,680 catching the sauna 6 in the morning. 116 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,280 You. Saw him at 6:00 in the morning. 117 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,320 Yeah, yeah, Who's who's in there? 118 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,280 Paint the picture for me. 6 in the morning. 119 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,600 It's it's just me and four old dudes every time. 120 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,840 The old men love a sauna to the point where you can't tell 121 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,760 whether they are old men or just like young guys that have been 122 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,880 in there way too long. They also do the old man set 123 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,800 where I'm not sure if they're really entered or they're dead. 124 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,800 Can I? No, the old man said. 125 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,920 Like this is so this is somebody our age in a sauna, right? 126 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:24,720 There's an old guy in a sauna. The ones I know, they go right 127 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,960 back, head back like that. Right, I'll tell you this right 128 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,880 now. See, any man in a sauna lying 129 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:35,640 there with a head back wouldn't be against getting sucked off. 130 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,080 I don't think many man it's no that's. 131 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,440 Getting sucked, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 132 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,840 But that is it. That's a. 133 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,840 That's a. It's not a campaign trail you're 134 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:47,560 going to run. That's an unsubtle sign to put 135 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,840 out there that you want sucked off. 136 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,600 Soon as you throw that hair back in the sauna, you're you're 137 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,720 saying. Any takers? 138 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,040 But why is your mouth open if you're mountain sucked off? 139 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,240 What do you mean? No, but your mouth is open if 140 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,440 you want. That's a guy. 141 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,560 That's a guy who's going. He's saying whatever happens, 142 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,680 happens in here. Yeah. 143 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,120 If you suck me off, you suck me off. 144 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,000 If you don't, you don't. I couldn't imagine the worst 145 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,240 place the suck someone. Off Oh, he's so warm, wouldn't 146 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,800 it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sauna. 147 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,640 Yeah. Be around 19° made in there. 148 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,760 Be awful, but you know, that's the worst. 149 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,400 That's the worst. Sucking off conditions. 150 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:24,920 In there or in like an ice room? An ice room would be what's an 151 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,120 ice where a freezer. No, like in Gal Gum. 152 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,680 Have one. It's like all ice on the walls, 153 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,000 you know? You sure you didn't just walk 154 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,600 into the freezer? You're like some fucking. 155 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,440 This might be the back of Oars butchers. 156 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,240 I think about it. I refuse to in there in the gal 157 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,440 gum all the time. I always bring my wife there and 158 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,440 get her to post things. Sample done good and I try and 159 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:50,160 buy meat didn't cargo I. Mean the the ice room be worse 160 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,440 because your tongue gets stuck to it so you're saying that 161 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,800 would be way worse yeah if you're. 162 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,120 Genuine. Can I, can I tell you something? 163 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,440 Yeah. No. 164 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,120 You've been sucking dudes off, no. 165 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,240 The opposite against what people are going to say, but I don't 166 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,400 know Donna Fall shows exceeded for a few minutes of podcast. 167 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,440 Keep it clean. I'm going to say this for the 168 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,960 record. I've never given a blowjob, 169 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,440 right. Yeah, to the point where when 170 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,640 you. Said about the listeners are. 171 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,480 You, when you said about your tongue getting stuck to it, I 172 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,600 genuinely naively went, why would you be using your tongue? 173 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,320 But I get that that plays a huge role in it. 174 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:30,160 I know you look you want. You look like you look like a 175 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,560 granddaughter rave. Do that again. 176 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,600 Never tell you when I work. You look like a turtle listening 177 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:41,480 to Fat Boy Slim there. They were telling I worked in 178 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,120 the nightclub. There was a guy who was about 179 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,080 75, would would turn up every night to one of the ribs. 180 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,040 Yes, I call him that he. Actually, he did look a bit like 181 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,040 you're. He did, yeah. 182 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,320 And he commonly have all his money in a wee plastic bag at 183 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,560 all. And he counted out. 184 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,040 He was paying for like a double vodka black current, but. 185 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,560 Then oh you mean like in a wee money bag? 186 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,480 Like but I have one lose my pocket right now. 187 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,200 Why? Do you have a wee money back? 188 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:07,160 Someone just gave me. Really. 189 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,800 Just how did you we bag of money? 190 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,880 Yeah. What do you go there with it 191 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,080 when you spend it? It's not that much money, but I 192 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,800 just haven't. But they're exciting to have 193 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,280 them. Everything we go fucking buck 194 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,600 wild little they just be on the floor. 195 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,240 Sort of nightclub business. It's like a real heavy, heavy 196 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,880 tackle nightclub like. Where? 197 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,800 Besides, don't. Fuck, why did I ask? 198 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:32,120 Beside the Marcus Ward. It was beside the Marcus. 199 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,160 Ward, I'm not doing this again. It was beside there. 200 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,880 It was called Foundry. Used to be Steph getting. 201 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,440 Were you doing? Glass collect. 202 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,520 I was glass collecting. Yeah. 203 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,680 It was the most job ever are. You good at that? 204 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,360 Now I see, here's the thing. I didn't need the job at the 205 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,960 time, I was just bored and I I like working. 206 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,760 And you'd be the worst guy to work with in there. 207 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,240 I don't need this shit, you guys. 208 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,720 No, because I because I didn't. Use it for the passion. 209 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,760 I just did. It glass collector for fun. 210 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,280 Yeah, and I would not take it seriously. 211 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,160 They I was originally in the cloakroom, right. 212 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,120 Say there's about 100, I think there's 120 spaces in the 213 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,680 coatroom and it was 1 LB about your coat. 214 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,440 And they never put him put me in the courtroom after this night 215 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,080 because at the end of the night the guy came and was like, oh, 216 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,040 what's your tell? I went, oh man, I've got like 217 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,400 500 LB here. What the fuck do you mean? 218 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,280 I went, yeah, I've got like 500 coats. 219 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,880 You know, there's only 120 hangers. 220 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,040 I went. Yeah, but once a rat out of the 221 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,920 hangers I just started like throwing them all over the place 222 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,920 and didn't have the new. System to get them back. 223 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,000 So what kind of coat is it made? Black one. 224 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,360 At the end of the night, there was just like a queue going 225 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,560 around the bar because I was going to people. 226 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,760 Is this your coat? They're like, no one. 227 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,920 I'm like, well, do you want this one? 228 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,160 That should suit you better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 229 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,840 This should bring your eyes way better you. 230 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,520 See, they they never let me do it again. 231 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:51,920 I I haven't been out in not long that I haven't done a cloakroom 232 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,360 in easy 10 years, I'm sure. I you strike me as a guy who 233 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,200 wouldn't trust the cloakroom person, they're like, I'll just 234 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,280 carry it. Yeah, you say I'd have. 235 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,160 I'd be a Draper. Yeah, a Dawn Draper I just have 236 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,040 draped over the arm. Yeah. 237 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,880 Yeah, absolutely would do that. No, I don't like I've always 238 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,680 people need to know this by me. I don't like carrying a coat 239 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,560 around. I'll look for the earliest 240 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,200 opportunity to get rid of it, but I'll sometimes find a place 241 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,440 in the bar where you wouldn't expect to find a coat, and I'll 242 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,600 put my coat there like Rogue. Where would you put it in the 243 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,120 freezer? Like under under a bench up and 244 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:30,400 tucked away or something. Or I'll just find somewhere for 245 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,480 it. You know like a corner of the 246 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,400 room and or somewhere up I've. I just leave mine over a chair 247 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,520 and hope people are good not to steal and they they always are. 248 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,480 What's it like? Forget glass collecting, What's 249 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,160 something you could see yourself if you had? 250 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,320 Like say money was not, money was no. 251 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,640 What do you call that thing? Money's no. 252 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,000 Obstacle object. No obstacle. 253 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,800 No, it's money's no object. Right. 254 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,280 Money's no obstacle, right? Right. 255 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,200 Mike, you know that phrase? Money's no obstacle. 256 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:57,800 Yeah. Yeah. 257 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,040 What could you see yourself collecting? 258 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,200 What could you see yourself building up a little collection 259 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:07,120 of, like, comic books or vinyl or oh, do you know what? 260 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,440 Faberge Eggs. What if I had Faberge eggs? 261 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,840 What are they? Eggs made out of fabric. 262 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,080 I know. Fabric. 263 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,120 They're like rare eggs with all different. 264 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,080 Like with diamonds and all that shit thing to collect. 265 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,960 Their guy in The Simpsons. Just what do you call the guy 266 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,160 who played the saxophone? The Simpsons and. 267 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,000 Glen comes Murphy. I think he collected them. 268 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,080 Yeah, I I don't know about that. Pretty sure he was penniless 269 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,640 and. Yes, because he kept spending 270 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,440 his money on fabric eggs. That is right. 271 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:34,840 That is actually right. Oh. 272 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,120 Yeah, he blew his fortune on fabric. 273 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,360 Yes, you're right. Actually yes, if I have money, 274 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:44,480 was no objection, I would have a giant VR room in my house. 275 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,640 Oh, you, They're all right. You'll be pervert. 276 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,320 I know. What else is going No, no. 277 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,840 Oh my God, be the wettest room in Northern Ireland. 278 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,120 Oh my God. You can play VR games. 279 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,840 Yeah, you. Can play sex games, no doubt. 280 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,400 If I have money. Red Dead Redemption with a big 281 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,400 root. See if money, if I had money, 282 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,480 why would I be there? Like I'll do the virtual I can 283 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,480 have actual sex without money. Nah. 284 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,600 You have a Sarah, All the old boys. 285 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,520 Well. You are a virtual pervert, no? 286 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,240 Do you have AVR headset or no? No. 287 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,680 As soon as you can't trust you because you would never leave 288 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,360 the house. I would because I'd be playing 289 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,960 Resident Evil. Resident Evil and VR is very 290 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,800 scary. On all the zombies and all the 291 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,840 zombies in it. And Resident Evil. 292 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,360 Yeah, right. Zombie. 293 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,840 You think I tried to stick on the zombie? 294 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,520 What percentage of men between the ages of 21 and 50 that have 295 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,160 VR headsets you think? What porn on 70? 296 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:40,680 I would go up there about 90 in, in terms of people watching it, 297 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,680 not the age of the porn stars, but I think there's a lot of 298 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,000 them. I think it's one of those, you 299 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,160 know, it's not real. If you're on the Internet long 300 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,520 enough, you're going to start watching porn. 301 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,520 Yeah, well, you know, after you don't fable, you're done 302 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:55,000 watching. Once you're done watching 303 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,160 Fabregas goals, you'll just be like, I'll see some titties 304 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:58,800 here. They're like. 305 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:04,120 Fabregas egg, Fabregas egg. There's something all. 306 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:08,040 Right, Tim Vine Fabregas Egg Know that old saying? 307 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,600 Oh, she's as rare as a Fabregas. I got to buy money, always says. 308 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,120 I could see myself get out. Elton John's big thing was 309 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,160 flowers back in the day. He spent so much money, like he 310 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,080 was spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a month. 311 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,720 Only thing not as only vice I don't think but. 312 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,520 Not the coolest amounts of cocaine. 313 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:30,000 But literally Flowers is what he's blue so much money on. 314 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:34,280 But he has so much money that it's hard to boredom. 315 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,760 You're buying stuff then? Yes, because he has about 20 316 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,400 songs that you could live off if you wrote one of them. 317 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,320 Yeah. And he's wrote hundreds of them. 318 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,120 Don't like it's like people who have wrote these on a good. 319 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,040 See if you can write a good funeral train. 320 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,000 You're you're loaded for life. Like what fix you by quote on us 321 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,160 because you can't. No Where's? 322 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,440 Not you've not fixed the person. I will try to fix you, but I 323 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,720 did. That's a good grievance song. 324 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,320 Always Khalifa. See you again. 325 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,880 See you. Got to make that out of out of 326 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,840 funeral. See if see if you can monetize 327 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,600 smacked funerals. Or monetize. 328 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:11,480 Yeah, let's pick 5 realistic but smacked out funeral tunes. 329 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,920 One already is See You Again by Wiz Khalifa, featuring Charlie 330 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,480 Prince. Haven't but the DJ comedy 331 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,000 version or DJ Sami. DJ Comedy. 332 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,560 There is a DJ comedy version. There is DJ. 333 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,760 You know, DJ comedy. Thank you, Fausty. 334 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,520 DJ, the baby you're. Yeah. 335 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,760 Missing you by P daddy seen many smacked A barrier to that. 336 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:46,320 Yeah, what about like? I've give you 2. 337 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,000 You need to give me something here. 338 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,720 Closer by Neil. What? 339 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,160 Closer by Neil? I don't know about that. 340 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,520 Oh. People give you everything. 341 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,280 Imagine your dog get lower done. Yeah right. 342 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,640 Put it up with a codec. But yeah, go to Times Square and 343 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,120 take a picture of me with a codec. 344 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,840 Excuse me? Yeah, what there is definitely. 345 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:09,640 Smack up Eminem and a con. Whop. 346 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:14,920 Miss you mommy, A can't oh slim shake. 347 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,160 Johnny Cash hurt. There's not smacked out, though. 348 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,920 She makes love, Johnny Cash. Yeah. 349 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,800 They love Johnny Cash and Bob Marley. 350 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,880 Eminem What did you think? Eminems new song. 351 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:33,360 Abra abra cadabra. Is it just that the chorus is 352 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,760 good because that Steve Miller Band song is great? 353 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,840 Yeah, it's not. When I say Steve Miller Band, it 354 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,480 sounds like he's the brother. Of and. 355 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,720 Dave and Dave, yeah, Steve Miller Band, but he's the cool 356 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,920 one. It was. 357 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:48,320 Oh, this is my brother. That's a fantastic Ed Miliband. 358 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,320 Do you know what? When he went to host Cool FM 359 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,040 after he didn't get in. Oh, this is Eminem. 360 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,000 You're going you're. Bored. 361 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,640 I know I I've no idea how he talks. 362 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,760 I guessed I guessed Eminem feature Mr Tumble. 363 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,079 I guessed how that's how a Miliband would talk. 364 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,280 Yeah, he was. He was. 365 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,079 I can't do his voice. He was very fun. 366 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,440 Any wonder he didn't get elected? 367 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,920 Vote for me. What's your tax policy, Mr 368 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:21,880 Miliband? I I it's funny how Eminem in the 369 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:26,200 day used to call everybody and say he literally said that lyric 370 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,080 about Jlo where he's like, sorry, Puff, I don't give a fuck 371 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,080 if this chick was sorry Puff, I don't give a fuck if this chick 372 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,720 was my mother. I'd still fuck her with no 373 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,280 rubber and come inside her and have a son and a new brother at 374 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,240 the same time and just say that it ain't mine. 375 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,960 And now, and that's just one of 1000 of those. 376 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,520 Yeah. And then he makes a joke about 377 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,240 Megan the stallion. And everyone's. 378 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,560 Getting shot in the foot and they're like, she's been through 379 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,360 a lot. Her food's still very sore. 380 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,560 Yeah, she has. I can. 381 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,080 Come inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same 382 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,280 time and just say that. The guy who, a year after the 383 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,320 Columbine massacre, brought out a song that had the lyric, I'll 384 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:06,280 go to Columbine, take out a over a Mac and a nine and line them 385 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,960 up at the same time. Yeah, yeah. 386 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,760 And everyone's like you can't joke about. 387 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,680 Don't say that about her fate. Can't leave our Megan. 388 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,400 She's still going how we bet, you know, she's still wee bit, 389 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,280 wee bit raw. She hasn't touched. 390 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,200 That some of the lyrics. Revolution Machine. 391 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,480 Some of the lyrics of his pal Bizarre was thrown out there, or 392 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,560 some of the worst things ever. Do be. 393 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,320 Careful. What one do you want? 394 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,000 I don't. Want any of them loved Bizarre, 395 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,000 but now that I'm older I'm like. When you see it written down in 396 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,280 ink, yeah, that's harsh. It's verse from Amityville. 397 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,880 But people. You know I'm not going to do it. 398 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,240 I'm not doing it. I won't say it. 399 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,040 The one that ends with guess who? 400 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,160 Slim City? Just say when. 401 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,840 Fucking grip. When I've been reading this a 402 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,440 lot that everyone's like Eminem was he back in the day? 403 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:59,960 So fun, Slim, shitty, colourful rap, fun, funny, great flow. 404 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,120 And then he went all like dead serious. 405 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,560 Yeah, right. Like Eminem. 406 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,320 No, when he come back when he did. 407 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,080 That Do you ever see the cypher he did against Donald Trump? 408 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,360 That's an awfully hot coffee pot. 409 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,040 Should I drop it on Donald Trump? 410 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,920 Probably not. And you're like, this is stupid. 411 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,480 Yeah, this is so shit. No, everyone's like, oh, he's 412 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,160 got he had the black Heron on and the weird beer and 413 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,520 everyone's like the fuck or we just want the the the old shady 414 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,400 bag. And then he pops up like there's 415 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,680 blown again, lads, what's crack? And I'm doing all the funny 416 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,920 stuff and everyone's like, you can't, no, we don't want that 417 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,160 nowadays. There's no place for that. 418 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,640 You just ask them to do it again. 419 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,520 Do you know what? There has been this sort of 420 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,640 phenomenon where it's like people in their mid 30s onwards 421 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,080 are being like, and you're trying, oh, you've woken up 422 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,280 Marshall Lookout guys and I'm like, oh, that's cringy. 423 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,080 Yes, you know what I mean? You're not going to. 424 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,960 He was perfect for that time. Late 90s. 425 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,800 We're being offensive and being in your face. 426 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,720 I'm being really fucking mean was cool. 427 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,880 You're never going to get that again. 428 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,800 You can't go as far as he did. Even there's a line in that song 429 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,800 that I think is that's that's a shit line. 430 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,120 What everyone popping off of it doesn't mean like. 431 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:14,200 You can't say trance and Chinese and one what's the bar? 432 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,040 My transgender caught Siamese. Just something something but 433 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,560 identifies as Chinese. Yeah, act black, but I identify 434 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,120 as Chinese. Yeah. 435 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,640 What? The fuck does that? 436 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,160 What the fuck are you talking? People are like he went there, 437 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,240 he went after the blacks, he went after the Chinese, he got 438 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,160 the trans. Fuck the cop community. 439 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,120 Marshall's back. It's like a bit you would try it 440 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,880 the pavilion and one of your mates will go. 441 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,600 There's something like he's trying it at the power of like, 442 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,040 you know? That's yeah. 443 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,760 I like the song. It's catchy. 444 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,000 It is catchy and it's good to see him have a :) again. 445 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,320 Yeah, we Marshall. He was he was in a dark place 446 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:50,920 for a long time. I'm. 447 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,320 Glad he's not going to win. See how fast I can do it? 448 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,440 That wasn't fun. Yes. 449 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,520 Was he doing it? He went through that period. 450 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,640 He was like, no I am good this no fast this is. 451 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:07,320 It's. Not fun. 452 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,560 Yeah, it's. Not fun where you're like your 453 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,480 guys hang on new I'm just dropped. 454 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,240 Hold on, I'll introduce it. Yeah, OK. 455 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,480 Will I be me or like an American DJ can again? 456 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,080 Melbourne. We've got a new one from Eminem 457 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,880 coming up on the House of Parliament FM. 458 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,000 This is a new one from Eminem and. 459 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,720 It wasn't fun that that's very Popeye you. 460 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:39,840 Know you sound like an auctioneer. 461 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,160 Like a horse race that's really close towards the end. 462 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,160 Every once in a while, Tony. McCoy. 463 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:54,800 Anybody. Frankie Tory still got it, but. 464 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,680 That's what he was for a while and it stopped. 465 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,240 You're like, yes, very good Marshall, but also it's like. 466 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,960 Makes me feel nostalgic. I like it. 467 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,040 Yeah. I'm like. 468 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,200 The video for it's good. The video, it's a fun video. 469 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,080 It's a fun song. He's not like the way he was, 470 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,200 but like he can't be. Because he's not on fucking 40 471 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,640 Vicodin a day. Yeah, the guy like people are 472 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,360 like, why aren't you the way you were? 473 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,320 Because he was a serious drug addict that nearly died. 474 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:29,960 Yeah, it's like people like my dad used to be able to handstand 475 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,120 and walk in his hands. I'd say people going up to me 476 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,760 and like, why couldn't you do that? 477 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,120 Like you were 20, I feel. Is he 74? 478 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,160 He asked that give it a go at a cheer spike. 479 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,160 I think he could do it. He would do it. 480 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,520 I think he could, yeah. I hate that he's in way better 481 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,520 shape than I'll ever be. And he's an old mom for. 482 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,880 Some reason I really love the idea of you training my dad in 483 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,560 gymnastics. I think your dog train me. 484 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,880 You think so? I think he could. 485 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,880 Yeah, for like a big finale to your waterfront show. 486 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,000 Yeah, yeah, because you're because you're not. 487 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,920 I like it. Don't hold back. 488 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,000 You know, he'd walk up to me and pop my belly and be like, what's 489 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,080 happening? We man, you're like, oh, I'm a 490 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,480 feelings. Never mind that we fatty. 491 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,680 Yeah, yeah, he was someone like yeah, I've been out with Dennis 492 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,000 and someone walks past my bag of Christmas like you'd love up 493 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,920 when you're like, oh, would you are right. 494 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,040 I love him. I like so he's so. 495 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,840 You were just in Liverpool. I was in the new hot water. 496 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:20,840 Builder Joe. Good time, brother. 497 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,560 Yeah, it was really fun. Were you partying? 498 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,360 Not really. Not really. 499 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,160 I was quite sick. Oh yeah. 500 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,960 Yeah, I think you got a wee bug, but the new hot water room is. 501 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,520 What did you do to pass your days in Liverpool? 502 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,720 Just chilled out at the club that's. 503 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,400 Intense. So you're on at night at like 504 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,320 9:00? Yeah, Gerald had some food. 505 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,200 Before you say you get up at 6:00 AM nice, you say you're 506 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,480 hitting a quick sauna and then. Since that Liverpool One that 507 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,880 this week I've got up at 6:00 AM, the past three days, that's 508 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,880 what I've done. Guys, change your life. 509 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,040 Like me. I get up at 6:00 AM every day 510 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,360 since Thursday. Yeah. 511 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,960 And I am so happy now. Join my course guys, I've been 512 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,760 pre, yes I preach it but I've been living it for half a week. 513 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,720 I had a carrot yesterday, yeah. And let me tell you, things are 514 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,800 different. That's because people thought 515 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:11,920 you were a wee shower pony. You're a Shire pony. 516 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:16,280 Yeah, it's not Shetland. Were you trying to say Shetland? 517 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,840 Pony, I got confused between a lot of four legged. 518 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,880 What do you call horses? You would say like they're 519 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,600 equine beasts. I love the equine form. 520 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,800 I can't be every animal, yeah. I can't be. 521 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,440 Oh, you're a lot of them. I can't be a Beaver. 522 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,320 I can't be a mole. Everything from what do you 523 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,320 call? Oh, that's. 524 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,840 Right. Yeah, I was the king, Subway. 525 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,120 No, what do you call the farting wood? 526 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,680 You're literally everyone in farting wood, human or animal. 527 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,400 Yeah, I'm all of them. You're everyone in farting wood 528 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,200 in a real life I. Can't be a toad. 529 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,880 I'm not a toad. You're. 530 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,160 So if you shaved, you'd be a toad. 531 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,200 Easy. I am herless. 532 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,000 Do this. Yeah. 533 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,400 You're a toad. What animal do you think you're 534 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,360 not for? Sure. 535 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,800 Yeah, you're. Off you're a big giraffe. 536 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,440 I'm a giraffe. I'm a big giraffe. 537 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,600 Yeah, you're the guy. You're the one outside sex 538 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,160 divorce. Really. 539 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,840 And she slides down your neck at the start of it. 540 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:17,160 Never seen sex divorce, Elaine. No. 54 Zulian. 541 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,840 You motherfuckers are old. It was a kids programme where 542 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,160 she lived right beside a zoo and then when it was nighttime, 543 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,360 should. This come out when you were a 544 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:23,880 kid? Yeah. 545 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,080 Oh yeah? Well I wasn't a kid then you 546 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,920 fucking idiot, so why would I've seen? 547 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,040 What I'm saying, that's why you're old. 548 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,800 You're old. That's what time works. 549 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,560 Yeah, and that's why you're old, because you're you've been about 550 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,240 for a long time. Yeah, not, not in the grand 551 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,120 scheme of the world. No, no, but in. 552 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,440 The grand scheme of the world. I mean, you're. 553 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,040 Compared to me though, you're old as shit. 554 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:42,760 But no. Not. 555 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,120 Not when you consider time as a whole. 556 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,360 I'm absolutely not. No, no, you're not in in the 557 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,800 ground, Yeah, you're not as a grant from, you're not as good 558 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,280 as the earth, I'll give you that. 559 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,320 Yeah, thank you all. I want you to say something 560 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,560 nice, and that's what I have. To go to, yeah, compared to the 561 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,960 Aztec civilization. You mean you're very close to 562 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,120 the? Yes, yes, yeah. 563 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,240 But in terms of 64 Julian lifespan, right Agent? 564 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,800 When would you? Hey, by the time this comes out 565 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,280 I'll be another year older. When's your birthday? 566 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,680 Sunday. Is it? 567 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,600 I want to get you something? What? 568 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,280 Do you want enough? Your presents I'm gonna get. 569 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,520 You're gonna buy me something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 570 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,280 I'll take it on your shop and pick some. 571 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,680 You. You are that you. 572 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,320 Would I'd bring you down to buy me art? 573 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,000 You, you're a guy who I've seen you get a present you don't 574 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,320 like, and you can't hide your face that you don't like it. 575 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,400 It's like when I come off, if I have a bad gig, I don't want you 576 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,200 to say a good gig. So I will treat you like that. 577 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,200 Yeah. I don't want you to think you've 578 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,840 bought me a good present. I don't want to tell you, man, 579 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,040 this is great. Yeah, it's a stinker, I'll say. 580 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,760 I'm an easy guy. If it's a stinker, Joe, what 581 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,200 I'll say. Thanks a lot. 582 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,960 Yeah, No, Here's the fish. You do? 583 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,080 Yeah, you. You don't. 584 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,600 Thank you. And then don't talk about the 585 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,480 present ever again. Yeah, I'm very easy to buy for. 586 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,440 Give me something weird. Some stupid shit. 587 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,320 Bad grips. Love a bag of crisps. 588 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,400 You actually got me a bag of crisps for Christmas one time 589 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,960 and I was, so you got me. You got me a couple of things, 590 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,240 but the only thing I remembered was I got a big bag of crisps. 591 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,560 That was awesome. I remember my cousins granda got 592 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:13,960 him a potato once when he was about 9:00 but he had a real 593 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,320 present. But he gave him the potatoes 594 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,600 like a test. And I remember thinking my 595 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,520 cousin I acted very differently in that scenario. 596 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,440 He was like granda thanks very much all you all my can't we 597 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,240 date this And then as granda went, I'm only joking, but 598 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,720 that's so nice to see. Oh it's my granda gave me a 599 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,280 potato. I never would have spoken to him 600 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,840 again. When I was 10, for my 10th 601 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,920 birthday, one of my knowledge. And I like potatoes. 602 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,600 She's an X man. When I was 10, my nanny gave me 603 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,200 a Doctor Who teach in the rape alarm. 604 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,960 Were those things linked I? Fucking hope not. 605 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,000 A Doctor Who chain around the neck. 606 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,120 No, like a keychain between TARDIS and the real I don't 607 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,960 know, my pardon and the rape alarm. 608 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:53,920 I don't know why she gave me that. 609 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,760 But what you said before that? A dog. 610 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,360 A Tardis. That's what. 611 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:03,320 It's called Grow up Fuck. I was do you know what? 612 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,560 Dan's not here and I was going to say something and then go cut 613 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,040 that out, but I'm not give you that work. 614 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,080 You're going. To call me a Tardis, weren't 615 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,240 you? No, you were. 616 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,240 No, I was going to make us a smarter joke than that. 617 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,480 And so that, so that's for your key chain at home. 618 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,600 I was 10 more keys that I have. So she's obviously going to a 619 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,040 key ring shop. Yeah, and it was a day long. 620 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,040 It was like a wee flashlight. I don't think she knew it was a 621 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,960 real alarm. I only found out when it was 622 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,360 like spinning it on my finger that we key chain and it came 623 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:34,000 off right and the thing just like wait wait wait, wait, wait, 624 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,280 wait and I was like now the moment I'm like why did she give 625 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,520 me a fucking? Real Doctor Who? 626 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,600 All right. I've been more aware. 627 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,680 I bet the Doctor Who keeps you. We a big Doctor Who? 628 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,120 Yeah. Nope, never watched it and I've 629 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,800 never seen that episode of it spoof. 630 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,400 I haven't. You love it. 631 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,560 I I really don't. You love the Doctor? 632 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,040 I have seen one. You love. 633 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,240 I tell a doctor I've seen one episode. 634 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,560 Yeah, every day in the past. 20 years you love. 635 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,440 Doctor, what is it you love about Doctor Who? 636 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,160 I've not, I'm not a fan. Of man, you're huge Doctor Who 637 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,840 fan. I'm not William Thompson, huge 638 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:07,640 doctor. Who? 639 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,800 I'm not a huge doctor. Time to help travel and doctor, 640 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,080 you know you have the scarf. Or what about you wear the big 641 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,520 scar? Oh my God, you love it. 642 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,440 He hasn't had a scarf in about 30 years. 643 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:20,280 But I what about me gives me Doctor Who farm vibes. 644 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,040 Everything. Elaborate. 645 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,200 You just look like a guy who who loves every. 646 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,600 It was Sunday night to be on. I don't know. 647 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,080 I don't. I think it was Saturdays. 648 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,720 I don't know. You just look like this sort of 649 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:42,120 guy who would have had a wee homemade TARDIS and you're 650 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,000 popped out of it just as a show started phone box and as soon as 651 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,720 it ended, hop back in. I never got into it. 652 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,120 No. It was just weird to. 653 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,760 Me, other than football, I don't know what you were into as a 654 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,360 kid. I I couldn't picture you as 655 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,720 being anything other than. Give you a few shows. 656 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,040 Yeah, gladiators. Gladiators, Right, OK. 657 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:05,840 Blind it. Blind it you make sell a black 658 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,800 for. Silla was, don't get me wrong, a 659 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,560 huge part of it, but I just love the I love the cheeky banter and 660 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,960 the light tone of the show. So I was more of the Take Me Out 661 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,320 generation. I enjoy take Take Me Out to. 662 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,120 Take Me Out, Bird. You ever see the one where the 663 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,440 guy comes down, he's got the maracas, they start salsa 664 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,760 dancing and he's literally before is open to music is done. 665 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,720 He's gone. The the music comes up and then 666 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,440 part of this is like you did fuck off. 667 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,920 Now there's no, no, literally 40 women have collectively went 668 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,480 Nah. It was a great show. 669 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,280 I love that. I think it was brilliant at the 670 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,800 start and I know he's a good friend. 671 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,840 Here's Patty McGinnis, but nothing he ever said makes 672 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,880 sense. Oh. 673 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,400 No, Let the whatever see the whatever. 674 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,680 It never worked. Leave my mate alone. 675 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,000 Let the table see the sofa. It never made sense, but people 676 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,520 were like, ah, potty. What's he like? 677 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,920 Yeah, yeah, that the doctor say The Who? 678 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,520 Yeah, of course you would make that joke. 679 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,800 Yeah, I'm going fuck you. Because you love. 680 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,520 It I'm gonna get in the Doctor Who to spite you. 681 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,720 Yeah, you just drop fuck toys on you. 682 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,800 One of the shows that I really enjoy. 683 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,640 I love just Saturday night TVI loved it. 684 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,400 I like Dream Team which was a football soap that was on Sky 685 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,840 One. You would love that. 686 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,160 Brilliant about the fictional club Hartchester United. 687 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,880 I bet you it wasn't. Oh, washing grip, but I mean it 688 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,240 wouldn't hold up, but at the time. 689 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,520 When when your mom and dad went to bed, you'd watch. 690 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,680 Football, they didn't. They didn't go to bed? 691 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,520 No, you're my dad. Well, separately, yeah. 692 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,520 Yeah, I didn't say together. OK, you think I would sneak up 693 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,120 to watch football? You'd stay up and watch 694 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,720 Footballers Wives before you tried to help me with your 695 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,240 trauma, Dumpler. Can I tell you actually I'm a 696 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,040 child of divorce so my mommy and daddy didn't. 697 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:49,840 I don't give a fuck, we nerd. I take a break from you. 698 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,120 It's only town break, right? Once you can do the Han stones 699 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,440 against you taking part, right? My daddy couldn't pick me up 700 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:03,600 after one day we're all going to be together again, do. 701 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,000 You still go up the Dallas at Christmas. 702 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,600 I mean like you're just not Miss Mommy. 703 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,400 I bet your day. I wish we could do Christmas 704 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,560 together again as a family. Bet your day be a loser. 705 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,960 I go get my Tardis and go back to when we were all happy. 706 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:31,680 I'm. Going to text you something I 707 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,120 can't. What were you got to actually 708 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,360 set? Set? 709 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,960 No, because it's funny because you've got that way lamb. 710 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,800 It'll pick face you do when you've done something really 711 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:46,040 funny. I'll never laugh again. 712 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,880 Why are you never laughing again? 713 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:55,880 Because George Michael, I never gonna laugh again. 714 00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:02,760 Two Christmases just had fun. Fuck off. 715 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,920 But what were we even saying there? 716 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,480 You watch Footballers Wives. Can I tell you this? 717 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,440 And this is so horrific, Horrific admission. 718 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,600 I was at that age when football's wives came out that I 719 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:26,960 find, and this is true. I find at that age, I wasn't, I 720 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,640 wasn't ejaculine. I wasn't. 721 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,840 Really not what I thought you were going to. 722 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,040 Say I wasn't is edging where you go close to it and then you 723 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,120 stop. Yeah, I wasn't even. 724 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,200 I wasn't I was having no sexual activity. 725 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:45,880 I find the women in Football's Wives that sexy that I couldn't 726 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:51,360 watch it because it made me like, like asthma flare up. 727 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:56,680 Boy, I find them too sexy. And I think the idea of football 728 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,680 being introduced there as well, Yeah, it was a football element. 729 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,200 Yeah, because you'd see a hot wife and they'd see a great 730 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,040 volley and you're I guess is too much more. 731 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,800 If you show me AB even a scissors kick. 732 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,760 Yeah. I'm busting. 733 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,520 Yeah. Buster Ranch football. 734 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,560 As well. So I couldn't like top. 735 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,280 Of the scissors kick. I couldn't. 736 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,719 I couldn't. Scissoring kick. 737 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:24,040 Yeah, kind of thing. More rebooba. 738 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,480 So that's awful. Reboob. 739 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,239 You. Could have been like, I'd love 740 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,960 to make them Ramona, give them that. 741 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,960 That's pretty good. I couldn't there was a while 742 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,600 where like honestly like my ass more flower. 743 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,520 The first time I saw porn was out of me. 744 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,760 It's ocean. There was loads of his hair and 745 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,000 some guy put it on a PC and I was laughing. 746 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,639 And then how do you get to inhale it like? 747 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,080 Fucking me dork. Be I. 748 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:58,920 Love boobies being Where's Mr Pizza delivery man Give it to 749 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:03,480 her boobs. She needs assistance in the 750 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:08,760 washing machine. I can now look, I used to watch 751 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,480 the free views on the cable tell channel 60 and 61. 752 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,840 Yeah, and like. Oh yeah, the back button. 753 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,480 Did your TV have that? The go back to the. 754 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,000 Last we had chip cable tell. Yep, sort of. 755 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,160 Wait, right, NTL? Yep, for the one. 60 and 61, but 756 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:28,200 the only downside is you had to stay up to 11:10 that's 12:10. 757 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,560 So it's. Really not that lit. 758 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,160 But if you stayed up for wrestling and. 759 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,360 I was that, yeah. Then you didn't have to watch 760 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,200 because you're. In the mid 2000s, yeah, you 761 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,040 didn't. I know. 762 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,120 Because they would just go here's 2 lesbians for 20 763 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,880 minutes. There was this is non is it? 764 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,080 There was. I got bought an Ali G book for 765 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,320 Christmas one year. And in it there was just all 766 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,240 these like babes. Yeah. 767 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,600 And there was these two, like, there was an image in it, and 768 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,880 there were these two black girls. 769 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:03,640 And they were like, sort of like embracing each other, but 770 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,000 whatever way their legs were wrapped around, they were hiding 771 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,280 their Faberge eggs. Yeah. 772 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,720 We want more for balls. But you could see there. 773 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,160 Can I say this? Yeah. 774 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,160 Rests. Right. 775 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,040 I couldn't get over that. Couldn't get overseeing boobs. 776 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:27,360 I couldn't get over that image like it distressed me, that the 777 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,600 the IT distressed me what that did to me as I I can't, I can't. 778 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,480 The image of you panicking because you have a. 779 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,560 Panicked. I panicked. 780 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,640 Is holder? Oh no, like when the hogs 781 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,240 changing for the first time it's knocking over shit. 782 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,640 I just, I just couldn't. I was like, this is this is the 783 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,600 pinnacle of it all. I loved it. 784 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,000 Do you know what? Terrifying. 785 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,080 There's some I like G banter in there too, like so. 786 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,520 Yeah, no, it terrifies me. I know Dennis would have had to 787 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,960 be the one to explain what that is to you. 788 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,640 He gave my dad gave me a birds in the bees chat once and he 789 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,800 literally went wore a decky boot and then left ice. 790 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,640 What the fuck is a decky boot? So my dad calls a condo a Decky 791 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,360 boot. Decky boots sounds like a 792 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,880 country singer. Genuinely. 793 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:17,200 He calls him Becky Boots. He went, wore a decky boots and 794 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,960 then he left and. Then he left forever. 795 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:25,840 Yeah, I still have a lot of trauma. 796 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,160 Good. People, do. 797 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,640 You know what? It's kind of funny when like. 798 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,600 I'm always trying to divorce. That's what people think I do. 799 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,560 Yeah. But they got divorced when I was 800 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,760 like months old, so it's not like. 801 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,920 Oh really? So you always had the. 802 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,240 Yeah. So it's not like it was taken. 803 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,400 It's not like what I grew up with was ever changed, if that 804 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,880 makes sense. It's only weird to people if 805 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,080 they grew up with like 1 unit, but if you grew up with the two, 806 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,600 yeah, it's not. Weird. 807 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,080 Exactly. And I used to always be like, no 808 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,720 honesty. And people are like, no, that 809 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,480 must, that must be really tough for you. 810 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,160 Yeah. And after a while I realised 811 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,240 that when you said yes to that you've got more stuff. 812 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,200 I say you're more leeway and school and all that kind of 813 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:05,840 thing. Yeah. 814 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,360 You know, so I'd be like, they'd be like, do you want a bit extra 815 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,680 because you're going between your mom and dad? 816 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,920 So do you want a bit more extra time? 817 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,880 And I'd be like, no, just treat me like everyone else. 818 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,680 And then when I realised that got you more like time and 819 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,800 stuff, I'd be like, just hope one day we can all. 820 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:24,440 I I get what you mean because I. Again, you never did. 821 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,320 I grew up like my brothers and sisters, living in a different 822 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,880 house than me, and that was normal. 823 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,360 Yeah. But anytime I explain not the 824 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,440 people, yes, it was bizarre to them. 825 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,600 I can totally understand why like kids say any, any age from 826 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:44,200 like, I don't know, I'm just saying 5 to 15, it would be it'd 827 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,960 be the worst thing ever, but I had no idea. 828 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,880 Yeah. Oh yeah, if you had it and then 829 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,000 you didn't have it. Yeah, because also kids that age 830 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,280 will tell you all of their family business even if you 831 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,400 didn't ask them. Yes 7 year olds are spoke up to 832 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,120 you and be like my mommy smokes in the bed and then just like 833 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,960 walks away. But then I couldn't work out why 834 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,720 when I was going to school and you'd hear like, oh, my mom and 835 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,440 daughter broken up in my head because at that age don't have 836 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,280 that much empathy. I was like, I don't know why 837 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,280 that would be so upsetting to you. 838 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,920 That's you know what I mean? No, you know, no, that's 839 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,560 absolutely not me. No, I'm a very empathetic 840 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,680 person. I actually AM. 841 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,760 And you put this out there that I'm not. 842 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,000 I do have. I am empathetic. 843 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,720 Everyone's avoiding my contact with me here. 844 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,720 I'm empathetic, you are. I'll check in on. 845 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,840 I agree, check in on people. You do you. 846 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,600 Do you normally check in on me thinking I'm really sad and I'm 847 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,880 just hammered somewhere? Yeah. 848 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,080 And I'm just telling you, I love you. 849 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,000 I check in or if I think our friends are having a bad time or 850 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:39,960 anything like that. No, you do. 851 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,440 I'll be there. You do. 852 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,880 I don't know why you're upset in the 1st place, but I will. 853 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,680 Oh yeah, I'll be there. You'll you'll be there to give a 854 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,920 hug, but if I tell you chat about it, you'd be like, all 855 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,200 right, OK. Yeah, yeah. 856 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,640 You'd be fixing your her midway through me like crying through 857 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,480 yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 858 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,280 Yeah, I'm just not over it. You like something I don't? 859 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,040 Think the new Doctor was really doing justice to the whole. 860 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,360 Doctor's a white man, all right. That's just what it is. 861 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,720 Something shouldn't change. Back to David Tennant, for 862 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,520 fuck's sake. Was he good? 863 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,760 I try to catch it. I think so. 864 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,080 He came back again, did he? He did, yeah. 865 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,000 Like Eminem. Yeah, he came back for like 6 866 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,760 episodes I think. I think I don't. 867 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,120 Know. What they check it out when 868 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,240 Peter Capaldi did it for a bit, because I love Peter Capaldi. 869 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:27,720 I'm not ready to be just another one of your mistakes. 870 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,840 He and everything. I thought he was having a tough 871 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,880 time, but he's able to. He can't do the concert, but he 872 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,800 can be Doctor Who. Just know we TARDIS. 873 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,880 But I love that actor Peter about just because of the thick 874 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,520 of it. Yeah. 875 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,080 So I tried Doctor Who with him and it's. 876 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,520 I love the way in the thicker, but he's like a fucking bastard. 877 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,880 Fuck, fuck this, fuck this. And then everyone's like, he's 878 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,840 not the same breakfast, he's not the same and Doctor Who, yeah. 879 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,800 Oh, is he not? Yeah, yeah, because he can't 880 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,560 walk. Up there's days we dialectia we 881 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,840 fucking bastard. Like of course he's not. 882 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,480 I never watched it. What dialects? 883 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,280 Dialects. Yeah, they're the robots who all 884 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,760 speak in different accents, aren't they? 885 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,680 Alex? You fucking? 886 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,960 Hello, Doctor Who. Where did I come from? 887 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,320 Where did I come? Hold on, hold on, just answer 888 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,360 this. Is that an accent? 889 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,640 So why could I not have done it? And by the way, I don't know 890 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:29,880 where that was. I just did it. 891 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,360 What? Accent. 892 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,920 Do you think that was? I'll do. 893 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,840 I do a very universal thing where I just say any accent. 894 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,880 But have you seen? Here's some different accents, 895 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,360 right? Hello, Doctor Who. 896 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,640 Hello, Doctor Who. Hello, Doctor Who. 897 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,160 That's argument for me. Hello, Doctor Who. 898 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,480 That's better than the first time you did it. 899 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,760 Right. Yeah. 900 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,360 Hello. Talk to who? 901 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,600 OK. Hello, Doctor Who. 902 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,320 What the fuck is that? Are we? 903 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,600 Hello, Doctor Who? Yeah. 904 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,720 Hello. Hello, Doctor Who. 905 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,040 I just feel like you're Dalek, was very close to say, calling 906 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:10,320 the Doctor Bastard. Hello, Doctor Bastard. 907 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,600 That's how I felt you were going there. 908 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,800 Hello, Doctor Who. Scottish. 909 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,600 I can't do any Scottish. Hello, Doctor Who. 910 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,280 Hello, Doctor Who. Hello, Doctor Who. 911 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,600 Hello, Doctor. OK, The Who? 912 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,080 I'm great at accents. You can't do a lot of I could be 913 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,080 you're good at impressions. Yep, Yep. 914 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,880 I can do 3. Yep. 915 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,680 And that's it. I can do a good being. 916 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,040 You're going to do 3 Doctor Who's because you're studied it 917 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:42,960 that much. Fuck you. 918 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,240 Oh. We're no parallel universal. 919 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,720 I don't know, I really haven't. I don't know even I even that's 920 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,800 it. I'm like, wrong. 921 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,440 Yeah, Yoshi from the Mario games. 922 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,040 That's. The only one I can do. 923 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,800 I don't know. That's a very good Yoshi, right? 924 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,480 That's always a It's a pointless impression because that's all 925 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,360 he. Says, Do you think with this 926 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,040 Germany top on that I could conceivably be German? 927 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,480 Without the Germany top, you could conceivably be German. 928 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,520 Yeah, but this adds to it. No, if I was, if I were to say 929 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,320 to you, it's great to be here. I love Belfast, great city. 930 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,000 For the German top, if anything takes away from. 931 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,560 Right, let's play a game where I've told you I think I have a 932 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:25,360 gift where I can look at someone and tell you where they their 933 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,120 faces from. Yeah, and I think I'm better at 934 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,160 this game than you are. Right, I don't. 935 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,520 So I've told you a few places I think you could be from. 936 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,760 I'll give you another one. Yeah, Bulgaria. 937 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:43,120 I look anywhere that's been hardened by economic crisis, you 938 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,800 fake. Yes. 939 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,120 You you look like you're from somewhere that's been occupied. 940 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,120 And then when they left, they haven't really got got back on 941 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,400 their feet. I look somewhere where they. 942 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,960 Do Balkan Europe, you could be like a Balkan gay Balkan from 943 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,000 the Balkan region. Where were what countries are in 944 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:01,560 the Balkan? Region. 945 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,640 I don't know. I do not know. 946 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,040 I look like somewhere. Where they do? 947 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,560 I'm sad that you asked me where it was. 948 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,600 They do a lot of physical labour but also eat a lot of carbs. 949 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,080 Yes, and you know guys that do the physical labour, but you 950 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,040 don't really do. It I would do it. 951 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,200 Right. We've played British Brit logs 952 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,080 together. You know I'm strong. 953 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,120 What about could I be from a slightly colder part of Spain? 954 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,200 No, you, you, you. How long, please, about you say 955 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,560 whether I could or couldn't be from there. 956 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,680 OK, I never spoke. OK. 957 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,440 And I'll tell you why, right? Poland. 958 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:36,360 Yes, you have a little Polish new paper boys face. 959 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,160 You look like you would. Get read about it. 960 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,040 Read about. It. 961 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:44,080 Yeah, no, Doctor Who, Doctor Bastard. 962 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,520 Canada. No. 963 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,640 No, America. No. 964 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,280 France. Yes. 965 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,000 Australia. Yes. 966 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,120 Cyprus. No. 967 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,000 Japan. Yes. 968 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,920 No, be serious, because we're. Being I'm being, I'm being 969 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,560 social. You look so Japanese. 970 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,600 Belgium. Yes. 971 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,800 Greek. Not Greeks are white people. 972 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,480 I'm going off only Stavros flatly. 973 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:21,840 Right. Which is me and Dave in the 974 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,200 premiere and when you guys are trying to sleep and we're in the 975 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:29,160 next door giggling. Foster, I could have given you 976 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,120 way more work in this episode by saying things that would have 977 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,400 needed cut out. If you can, please drop in a 978 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,800 Stavros Flatly image. When Willie mentioned Stavros 979 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,800 Flatly, that's him and Dave. That is the funniest thing in my 980 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,680 head ever. And if we do some comedians 981 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,240 fancy dress type thing and you and Dave don't go with Stavros 982 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,680 flatly, that's mental. Yeah. 983 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,680 Or if you don't want to do that, give me a thumbs up and I'll 984 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,000 tell people just to Google. Just look up Stavos flatly. 985 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,880 Or Stavros flatly. So let's let's play that game 986 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,840 now. So Fausty, can you or Georgia 987 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,360 shout out a couple of well known people? 988 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,840 They can be like, say like actors, singers, people. 989 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,520 Everyone will know. And me and Willie will tell you 990 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:14,000 where we think just by looking at them that they are from. 991 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,320 Yeah. Jackie Chan. 992 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:22,840 Oh, where? Where could he be from? 993 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:33,440 Oh, that's a great question. Any one of those places, 994 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,600 gentlemen, Sorry, those places. Any one of those places where, 995 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,360 sorry, they film movies and have good hairline? 996 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,320 Any one of those places? Anyone of those places? 997 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,280 Jackie is Jackie Chan is Chinese, is that right? 998 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:55,040 Yep, I think Jackie Chan looks like he could be is Chinese or 999 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,920 potentially sucks. What you are, Yeah. 1000 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,240 You're really good at this game, Yeah. 1001 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,840 What do you mean or or or Korean? 1002 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:09,680 Or Korean, but North or Japanese or any one of the places around 1003 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,720 that. Or give us somebody else. 1004 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,880 Keanu Reeves. Oh, it's an excellent 1, Keanu. 1005 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,560 Reeves. So take take your time, take 1006 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,840 your time. Now what are what are you 1007 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,120 picturing him as here era wise? You picturing John Wick matrix? 1008 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,280 I've got John Wick in my mind. So long haired Keanu Reeves. 1009 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:31,160 Yeah. Are we saying Europe? 1010 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,040 Are we saying European? I'm feeling Europe. 1011 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:40,120 Maybe. Maybe Scottish? 1012 00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:43,520 Nice. His cheekbones are too good to 1013 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,120 be Scottish. And oh. 1014 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,120 God, oh I don't like this. Help. 1015 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,840 I'm in the walls. OK, that's it. 1016 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,120 Now I was a. I was like poltergeist there. 1017 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,240 I didn't like that. What is his hair? 1018 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,280 Too dark to be Dutch. Dutch. 1019 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,400 Perfect Dutch. Dutch so can't. 1020 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,000 Yes, Keanu Reeves should be Dutch. 1021 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,280 Yeah, or German. Yeah, yeah, I could see that. 1022 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,280 Like it could be Dutch. OK, OK. 1023 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,320 It looked like he'd be raging. So Keanu Reeves really is Dutch 1024 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,520 who bringing up next Shia LaBeouf I. 1025 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:20,920 Hate him, I hate Shia LaBeouf. Yeah, I'm not fond of his jib 1026 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,400 either. Yeah, that's what he has a bad 1027 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,080 cut of his jib. I don't like it. 1028 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,880 I'm going to say Shia LaBeouf. Looks like he's from Galway. 1029 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:36,040 Yeah, like. He's from Ireland but like, like 1030 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,560 the opposite. And yeah, not from up here. 1031 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,280 No, no, no, no, no. He's from Cork or Galway. 1032 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,200 No, he's from Can I? It's John. 1033 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,920 I could see. Him from like from like 1034 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:50,800 Brighton. No, I know where he's from. 1035 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,440 Sheffield. Yeah, he's from Sheffield. 1036 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,040 We might. Yeah, he sort of speaks like 1037 00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:58,840 that. Alright, man. 1038 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,560 Yeah, yeah, he's from Sheffield. Yeah, that's spot on. 1039 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,720 Oh, there's the rock. Bring the rock up, please. 1040 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,000 I'm going to go. I'm going to go Greek or Cypriot 1041 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,760 Cyprot. What's Cyprot? 1042 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:28,040 Cypriot, by the way, you laugh. Look up what people from Cyprus 1043 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:35,120 are called Cypriot. I'm just lava, like I didn't 1044 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,120 realise, like how leathery he is. 1045 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,320 Yeah, but but taking that look into account, we're not talking 1046 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,160 like attitude, WWE. Talking now. 1047 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,400 Yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is look at 1048 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,080 him and tell me. Korea. 1049 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:53,840 You know what, I'll, I'll, I'll give, I'll give you South Korean 1050 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,320 and Greek. We're not allowed mixers. 1051 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,600 Really. Yeah, but that could be terrible 1052 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,680 out of context. Yeah, the races should be 1053 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,960 separate, absolutely. I'm going to say he is one 1054 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,520 parent from South Korea and another parent from Cyprus. 1055 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,040 You happy with that? Yeah. 1056 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,120 Or Malta maybe? Where is he from? 1057 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,880 I know his dad's American. There's there's. 1058 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,960 There's Simone. Simone. 1059 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,480 Yeah. OK, who else we got here? 1060 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,640 Matt Damon. Matt Damon. 1061 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:26,120 Oh, all day long Polish. Yeah, yeah, some fucking 1062 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,520 forehead on them, Terry, don't they? 1063 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,000 I love him and Ben Affleck and a lot of people don't like them. 1064 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,560 I love the turtle. Give us a. 1065 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:36,000 Give us two more, please. I think we've kneeled, 1066 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,480 genuinely. I think we've nailed all these. 1067 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,640 Yeah, I think this is a game I don't even think people would 1068 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,240 have ever played. Yeah, fucking shit music on 1069 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:49,240 Elvis Presley, right? Elvis has a big old Irish head 1070 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:50,440 on. Him he does. 1071 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:57,080 A big old rural Irish head. He's from where's like a rural 1072 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:02,320 part of down South. More I don't know down South. 1073 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,600 I don't know rural places. I'm going to say like, eh, where 1074 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,520 would Hardy box it? What's your story, boy? 1075 00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:13,920 Limerick or Limer L? Does Elvis not have a big old 1076 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,920 Limerick head on? He does I He looks like a bar 1077 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,680 man's son. He. 1078 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,960 He always looks like he's just farted and he's waiting for you 1079 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:21,440 to smell. Oh. 1080 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,720 For fuck's sake, you can't throw that Jack away. 1081 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,360 Oh yeah, that's it was difficult. 1082 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,480 That's how you really challenge somebody in this game. 1083 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,360 That Jackal right there, Columbia. 1084 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:36,800 Fucking hell, Willie T that is a fucking brilliant. 1085 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,840 Show where he that's from. But Jack was so difficult 1086 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,040 because we could bring up 50 images and they would all be 1087 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,040 different answers. Yeah, yeah, we freak like 1088 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,320 because. By the end, he. 1089 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,880 Was. Judy Dench, Right? 1090 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,880 Let's make this the last one, right, Willie? 1091 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,680 I feel like we've done an unbelievable job on this. 1092 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,520 Oh, she's be Scottish face, but she is Scottish isn't? 1093 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,800 She does she look like she wouldn't be at a place around 1094 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,400 the bonfire celebrations. She thought she looks like she'd 1095 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,200 run for the PUP when they were going. 1096 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:08,880 Yes, yes. Raging about the Irish Sea 1097 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,240 border. Yeah. 1098 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,640 I could see her that. Yeah, she looks like she should. 1099 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,920 She looks like she goes. I don't really bother with the 1100 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,520 bonfires anymore. And then she goes and she's like 1101 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,480 the last one there. Yeah, you know what I mean. 1102 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,360 She looks like about Scotty receptionist who you'd go? 1103 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,000 I feel sick. I should give you a glass of 1104 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,120 water until you'd fuck off. Yeah, she looks like, Yeah, she 1105 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:35,760 looks like at the bonfire. Should she'd like maybe like 1106 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,440 have a wee snog with like one of the bonfire builders? 1107 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,600 We're going very different areas with what you're you're not just 1108 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,720 snogging people at a bonfire. Do you think more school? 1109 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:45,440 No, no. She is. 1110 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,040 Do you know when they're coming back around Templemore Ave? 1111 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,080 She's got the wee flag around there. 1112 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,320 She's going. Yeah, that's her. 1113 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,560 She's the wee cowboy hat on the glasses. 1114 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,560 Or. An echo falls on her. 1115 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,000 Good God. Or teacher. 1116 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,240 Retired teacher. Who always has a cardigan 1117 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:07,000 runner? Who comes back? 1118 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,720 She takes a choir. Yeah, she takes the choir. 1119 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:13,960 We in the choir and Scott. Yes, well, yeah, yes, we strand 1120 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,760 time primary should require we were unbelievable. 1121 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,840 We're one of the best in the country. 1122 00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:21,240 I'm not making that up. He I owe you. 1123 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,520 Is there any metric to judge the choir or were you just like 1124 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,080 we're the competitions? Would you do competition over 1125 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,080 the choir? What you're saying? 1126 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,280 What was your what? Was the no diggity of Black 1127 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,360 Street what would have done Sure to get done? 1128 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,200 Good Lord. You're laughing. 1129 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,680 For one time I scared the choir. We did Empire State of Mind and 1130 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:44,000 I have to do the Jay-Z but. I'll pay any amount of money to 1131 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:44,840 get that. Footage. 1132 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,880 It's not, it's not about like. We we sang with the African 1133 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,200 Children's Choir at the Waterfront Hall. 1134 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,400 Remember when we did the Waterfront? 1135 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,480 I was like, this is the second time I've been on this stage. 1136 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,680 And what song did you sing together? 1137 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,240 What did do they know? It's Christmas, Which, with 1138 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:58,480 hindsight, was sly. Because we were. 1139 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,760 They were that could be worse if you did Ebony and ivory after 1140 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,120 it. Like that's so bad. 1141 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,160 We. Were like, well, tonight, thank 1142 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,880 God, it's literally them instead of us. 1143 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,920 They won't have snow enough. And I'm like, like, these guys 1144 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,840 mean it, you know? But I remember them. 1145 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,400 They have Christmas as the clanging chains of Durham. 1146 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,560 That's all. They have a Christmas. 1147 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,880 I Remember Remember that line but. 1148 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,760 Yeah, the. Oh yeah, Latrice. 1149 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,120 What? How's that? 1150 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:33,080 And the only bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of 1151 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,200 doom. Well, tonight. 1152 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,760 And I'm like, hang in the PlayStation, but at that age, 1153 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,240 you don't know. Oh. 1154 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:43,000 Is that is that Santa here? No, that's the clanging chimes 1155 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,960 of them that you. Hear I remember I. 1156 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,320 Remember songs fucked up? Getting on Deezer, you're like, 1157 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,200 what is that song? Oh, it's a changing climes of 1158 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:58,720 doom. Is it yes, the changing clangs 1159 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,360 coming up next on say low? It's the clanging chance I'm 1160 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,400 doing it right. I actually can't say it wrong. 1161 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,200 But I do remember that they bought us all KFC because there 1162 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,440 used to be a KFC right beside the waterfront hall across from 1163 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,000 Macy Leisure Centre. Don't remember that KFC. 1164 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,480 Who bought you KFC? Whoever was running the whole 1165 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,480 night. Oh my God, so bad. 3 choirs on 1166 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,000 the African Children's square and then there was AKFC right 1167 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,880 next door and the schools must have got together or whatever 1168 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,920 and been like give us all chicken that you have and chips 1169 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,800 and drinks. So fucking racist. 1170 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,800 That's so racist of him to do that. 1171 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,760 Oh, we have a special children's choir from Africa. 1172 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,080 What delicacies would they like? Fucking fried chicken. 1173 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,800 They love that. That's ridiculous. 1174 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,520 I. Think it was handiness that they 1175 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:54,160 got it for us all. And I remember we all like 1176 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,280 mixed. Like they were so good at like 1177 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,560 like our schools just obviously sat together and you just help 1178 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,640 people in your class. But the African children's choir 1179 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,320 are like unbelievable by the way. 1180 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,600 Like you see the difference in like a school choir from East 1181 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:12,400 Belfast way in a Manger. These guys are like, it's like 1182 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:17,880 having like 500 Bruno Mars. Like they are like, they are 1183 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,160 phenomenal singing. They put so much energy into the 1184 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,240 performance. They're singing, they're 1185 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:26,480 dancing, and we're next to them, the stars and the bright sky. 1186 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,960 And. But I remember when we all at in 1187 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,880 like a huge part of the waterfront in between the 1188 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,600 performances, they were just coming up like chatting 1189 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,760 everyone. I remember being like, I'd love 1190 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,800 to have that level of confidence. 1191 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,080 Yeah, and I remember just loving that. 1192 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:44,600 Shows. Brilliant. 1193 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:48,800 My dad's a VHS of it and I at that point had lost all 1194 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,120 confidence in my voice in the school of choir, so I used to 1195 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,240 mine. Oh, you. 1196 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,480 Oh, you were done. A Meli Vanelli. 1197 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,120 I was the original. Oh my God they also saying feed 1198 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,720 the world. They they, they joined in in the 1199 00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:04,000 course. That's fucked up, I know. 1200 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,040 I'm so fucked up. But then and then whenever I 1201 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,080 went to. Getting a scooter paper from 1202 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,120 here flying them America and they're like do zombie. 1203 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:16,600 Yeah, when I went to Big Boy School, then they were doing 1204 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,600 auditions for the choir and I purposely sang bad so I didn't 1205 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,480 have to be. Yeah, because I knew. 1206 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,360 Well, I knew. Give me like, what's an old 1207 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,960 choir song you would have sang? We see our choir, Glee was big 1208 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,080 at the time, so our music teacher was just making us take 1209 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:34,720 Glee covers. I love the I love to hear on 1210 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,560 that, but at the time I would have don't stop believing. 1211 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:44,040 Hold on to that feeling. St lights people. 1212 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,240 I can see why you didn't get in the choir that was. 1213 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:57,360 Me messing. But if I was doing it for real, 1214 00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,440 I've done this. You're the guy. 1215 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,480 You're the teacher of this for the choir. 1216 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,400 I come in next. Yeah. 1217 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,200 OK. Really. 1218 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,160 Yeah. OK, Mr Todd. 1219 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,600 No better My name 11. OK, OK. 1220 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,920 Shan, just try your best here, whatever you want to. 1221 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:17,120 Mr Todd was fine, just a small town girl living in a lonely. 1222 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,080 World, that's fine. Thank you very much. 1223 00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,200 No, I, I was, I was a good all rounder in the choir, but I 1224 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,560 didn't want to do it. And then I was so good. 1225 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,040 They got, they brought me into the Saint Dan's Cathedral choir 1226 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,280 and I, and that's it. Getting a call up for like the 1227 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,960 Brazil World Cup squad. Yeah. 1228 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,680 In terms of local choirs anyway. Yeah, Yeah. 1229 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:39,120 And they went, yeah, we do christen and all, and you get 1230 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,840 like a fiver at a time. And I was like, it's 1231 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,640 unbelievable. You just have to wear this. 1232 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,320 And it was literally a purple dress. 1233 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,280 And I went. That's not what I'm about. 1234 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,120 No, I'm not crossdresser. I'm a singer, yeah. 1235 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,640 Not dressed. I was like bitch for me this I 1236 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,960 need you went. For Chappelle, you're not. 1237 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,240 Put me in a dress. They were trying to bring me 1238 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,360 into the Illuminati, yeah, early doors. 1239 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,000 And I copped on them and I said no. 1240 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,200 I auditioned for my primary school choir and I was like it 1241 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,120 at the time and that they were like OK, do your song and I did 1242 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,240 stone cold theme. So like, there are no words to 1243 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,360 that song. So you went down? 1244 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,120 Oh. But God, really, I was like, 1245 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:20,320 didn't get in somehow. Yeah, I think if you asked me 1246 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,800 now to be in a school choir, number one, to find that weird 1247 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:30,720 and #2 I think I'd sing like, I think I do drift away, but I 1248 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,440 think they'll be grey. I don't know that song. 1249 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,160 How does that go? A little something like this now 1250 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,920 again, if I'm in a choir I want to just show I can fit in with a 1251 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,120 mid range voice. OK. 1252 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:42,920 All right. OK. 1253 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,120 So it's like this, but this isn't me doing it. 1254 00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:49,200 This isn't me doing it. Yeah, but I would be like, fuck, 1255 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:53,840 I'm shy. I'd be like, give me the B 1256 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,320 Poison free my soul. I want to get lost in your 1257 00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:02,040 rock'n'roll and drift away. I think if you're an adult, you 1258 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,320 should do Daddy's gone by like Las Vegas. 1259 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,760 Forget your dad. He's good. 1260 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,120 He's good. He's good, he's good. 1261 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,680 But he's going back. Not. 1262 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,640 My name is Geraldine. I'm. 1263 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:19,200 Your social worker. I do the school choir, only do 1264 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,440 Las Vegas. The most depressing? 1265 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:27,000 Babe, well why you not home yet? I'm gonna get stabbed. 1266 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,880 I'm. Gonna get stabbed in. 1267 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:34,000 A Baltic Fliddle. Yeah, I don't want to stop me. 1268 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,720 I love that one. Glass Vegas, black and white, 1269 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,880 Cobra Forest football tops, Geraldine, All that. 1270 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,800 Yeah, that he's gone. They had a good one after that 1271 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,320 too, but wasn't as my own cheating heart makes me cry. 1272 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,560 I remember going through a breakup and hadn't cheated on 1273 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,840 the person, but that song still, it was like fucking I played. 1274 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,080 That was actually around the time my first time in Fringe as 1275 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,040 well, which wasn't going well, right. 1276 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,360 I went through a break up at that team. 1277 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,840 And everyone sounded like the main gang, Las Vegas when you 1278 01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,280 were in. That album was on heavy. 1279 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,520 We didn't. Fringe issue, yeah. 1280 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,920 Yeah, during the the oh. No, I don't want you. 1281 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:04,920 Please don't plug it. Don't plug it. 1282 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,400 Don't plug it. Don't plug it. 1283 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,400 Frosty take out it. Are you there for the month? 1284 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,520 What is Frosty? Frosty is frozen in time right 1285 01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,480 now. Frosty, Frosty. 1286 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,520 Because you were saying about frozen in time. 1287 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,080 Your brain made you say frosty and that's so funny to me. 1288 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,760 I love how podcasts have made me realise despite my many years of 1289 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,200 speech therapy, I still fuck a lot of words up. 1290 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,800 Yeah because my mouth just closes randomly. 1291 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,240 I'm like. I thought words up too. 1292 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,840 Yeah, I know, but you're just an idiot. 1293 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,240 Minds Disability. You see the way you said that? 1294 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,640 It's like back in the day when you fancied someone and you're 1295 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,840 slagging. You're a fucking idiot. 1296 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,840 You're such a fucking stupid idiot. 1297 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,440 Fucking. So how you flirting? 1298 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,680 People fucking whatever. He's like, man, I'm a choir 1299 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:49,480 master. Came over this thing Yeah, don't 1300 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:50,960 even want that anyway. You fucking? 1301 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,760 Your choir. Stupid bitch your. 1302 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:56,000 Choir's fucking Liam anyway. He'd want to be in this shit 1303 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,720 heap. Me, me, me, me, me, me. 1304 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:04,120 Find you around the corners. Oh I used to do that when I was 1305 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,600 like 10 if I fancied someone. I remember asking someone. 1306 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,200 I've told you this before. I asked someone out, they said 1307 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,760 no and I was around the corner saying I don't want to know by 1308 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,040 Mario. She's like, do you want to go 1309 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,640 with me? And she was like, eh, no. 1310 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,440 And then my mates found me around the garage is just being 1311 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:23,920 like, I don't want to know if you're playing me. 1312 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,160 He was. That was quite funny, that time 1313 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:31,040 in music, because all R&B back then was like alpha type stuff. 1314 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,800 Yeah. And he came along and was like, 1315 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:38,400 if you're playing me, keep it on the low because my heart can. 1316 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,240 It was like, that's refreshing, yeah. 1317 01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:44,720 Drops a genuinely good verse yeah I don't really know where 1318 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,280 you whereabouts or when you cruise and I know when you're in 1319 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,640 the house and when you're moving we're. 1320 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,880 Going to wrap it up but Daddy did a song with R Kelly and it 1321 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:56,440 was called Was It R Kelly and it was they sampled the Lunas. 1322 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,240 I got 5 on it. Yes, I know the one you mean. 1323 01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:00,800 I can't remember what it's called. 1324 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,160 What's a good? Song, it's really good. 1325 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,680 Can't play out these days. Eric Drake's They Saw. 1326 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,600 We're on other people. Wagwan. 1327 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,160 You're you're what's wrong with modern society? 1328 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,360 That's an AI generated. Yes, it is. 1329 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,120 It's not. It is. 1330 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,560 It's a parody song, but it's not AI generated. 1331 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,360 It is a generated. It's not listen to his voice in 1332 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:21,040 it. It's a. 1333 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,200 Is it on Spotify? It's on the other guy. 1334 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,000 Spotify, yeah. Who's the other guy Snoddy 1335 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:29,000 offers on Snoddy's here? It's a Drake release. 1336 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,000 It's on snow. It's not no. 1337 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,880 Drake features in it. Drake features in it. 1338 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,720 Wagwan, Delilah. It's a do you think during a 1339 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:39,040 time where his careers have an all time low, he's been he's 1340 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,600 been dissed so hard. Yeah. 1341 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,360 You think he's come back with he's gone. 1342 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,600 I don't get them back. A song starts off Wagwan 1343 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,920 Delilah. Last time he got this by Pusha T 1344 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,600 who included the Lions Deadbeat motherfucker playing Border 1345 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,240 Patrol. He came out with passionate from 1346 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,840 miles away. He always imagine if he'd done 1347 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:06,400 Delilah by Tom Jones my my my Delilah, but he. 1348 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,280 Always tells that he'll get this like. 1349 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:13,120 It's AI generated you. It's AI generated. 1350 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,840 He confirmed. You're we fake news he. 1351 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,160 Put it on his Instagram. No, he he's a lizard. 1352 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:21,320 He put he put on his his his Instagram. 1353 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,560 I'm a lizard and here's my new song. 1354 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,160 Yeah, you know, I'm a lizard. Don't take the vaccine. 1355 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,080 Here's my new song. Hey guys, welcome back to 1356 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,480 Parliament Radio. We have an exclusive What about 1357 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:31,320 the ladder? But. 1358 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,320 It's good to see him have a :) again. 1359 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,800 Yeah, we Marshall. He was in a dark place for a 1360 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:36,240 long time. I'm. 1361 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,360 Glad he's not going what wins he how fast I can do it. 1362 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,560 That wasn't fun Yes because he doing it He went through that 1363 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,160 period. He was like no I am good. 1364 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:49,160 Listen how fast this. Is. 1365 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,480 It's not fun, yeah. It's. 1366 01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,480 Not fun where you're like your guys hang on new I'm just 1367 01:04:58,480 --> 01:04:59,920 dropped. Hold on, I'll introduce it. 1368 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:00,560 Yeah. OK. 1369 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,800 Will I be me or like an American DJ Kenny game or Melbourne? 1370 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:09,080 We've. Got a new one from Eminem coming 1371 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,200 up on the House of Parliament FM. 1372 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,320 This is a new one from Eminem and. 1373 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,800 It wasn't fun that that's very Popeye. 1374 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,400 No, you. Sound like an auctioneer. 1375 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:25,120 Do do do do do do people like actually? 1376 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:29,480 Sound like a horse race that's really close towards the end, 1377 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,080 Yeah, like. Every once in a while, Tony. 1378 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:40,280 McCoy, I'll bring you a taxi. Willie Waterfront. 1379 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:48,640 Yeah, Waterfront on Yeah, the Nuri Colerain banger after party 1380 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,440 in the March board Darium in the Millennium form. 1381 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,920 I'm doing the Sugar Club in Dublin. 1382 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,320 I'm also in the Edinburgh Fringe. 1383 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,600 It's on my link tree on Instagram. 1384 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,440 Click the link in the bio. Can you do me a favour? 1385 01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:01,320 Nope. Can you buy the domain? 1386 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,800 William thompson.com. William Thompson Comedy. 1387 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:04,800 I do need to do that. Yeah. 1388 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,640 I'm I am I'm in talk to people to get a website built. 1389 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,280 You heard it here first, guys. Yeah, he's in talk. 1390 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:16,120 Stop the stop the front page. Read about. 1391 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:19,000 Read about William Thompson in Top Secret. 1392 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,120 I'm on the phone first. We're getting it done. 1393 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:23,880 We're getting it done. There will be a website. 1394 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,560 There will. I am getting the website. 1395 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:27,480 You're not. I am. 1396 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:32,800 I've spoken to computer people. She and comedy, they'll call me 1397 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,600 or come catch me on tour. Thank you to Willie T, as 1398 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:41,400 always, for being a nice boy. You're not saying sorry, but 1399 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,160 anything. What do you want me to sing? 1400 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:47,360 I don't want to know if you're playing me. 1401 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:51,280 Keep it on the low because my heart can't.