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I've got a theory that threw 12 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,840 your way. Go for it. 13 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,880 Think about this for a while. Some people agreeing me, some 14 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,920 people not agreeing with me. First of all, I don't know if we 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,840 talked about this before. I I believe in some form of 16 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,080 alien life. Right. 17 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,720 Some form of other life? Before I present my theory, do 18 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,120 you believe in some form of other life? 19 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,960 There has to be something, but I mean, I think there's like. 20 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,400 Actually. I I don't think there's boys 21 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,320 walking about but I think there is like tadpoles and Mars or 22 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,400 something. I've seen a photo this morning 23 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,440 of a brick wall. Marsh, What you did? 24 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,600 I did. I swear to God there's like a 25 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,360 wall. Jiggy Long Musk's doing is 26 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,560 already doing like a little little bit of labouring up. 27 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,960 There, that was too tidy for Muskie. 28 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,600 Ski this. Was a very nice. 29 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,760 So I don't think he'd be doing anything. 30 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,720 He's maybe send them boys up. So I caused billions. 31 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,000 Just to eat Belfast bricky. It had fell already. 32 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,040 Yeah, just collapsed. I do. 33 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Into a brick wall I. Swear to God I'm not lying. 34 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,160 You have to be, because it would be the biggest news story of all 35 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,040 time. It would be the big. 36 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,920 Sure. Here's here's here was my 37 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,400 theory. Not six months ago there was 38 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,160 aliens over New Jersey throw like UFOs. 39 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,960 Up in the sky at night. I was waiting to hear, boys, we 40 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,280 have new leaders here. Heard no hunt. 41 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,680 I don't know what happened, so none surprised me. 42 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,000 And then the liver king had a breakdown, so we're all like, 43 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,800 ah, right, OK, we're on to the neck, you know? 44 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,000 See from Mars the liver king. Liver King. 45 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,360 I think that's what he needs. Was this the boy who tried to 46 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,800 kill Rogan? He's still trying. 47 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,840 He's still trying. Yeah, it turns out the liver 48 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:23,920 King Mental, the guy who eats the innards of of raw meat. 49 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,800 Raw meat is Cookie. Yeah. 50 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,320 Yeah, You know. Is this podcast beef with like 51 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,240 the Rogan say he was a decade or? 52 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,400 Liver King will eat any kind of beef or. 53 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:38,560 Get them on them, you'd love that. 54 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,520 Right. Couple things at play. 55 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,480 I haven't even presented. Put my theory on the backburner. 56 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:52,000 The wall on Mars, Yes. You mean you've seen an object? 57 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,640 You've seen an object shaped like a brick wall on Mars. 58 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,440 Yes. Right. 59 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,320 Yes. Who? 60 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,920 The sands done that? Or has nobody done it? 61 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,880 Because we're people already up there. 62 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,120 They're not people. Organisms. 63 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,200 No cameras. I that we've seen. 64 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,120 Mars, yeah, yes, but there's nothing happening up there. 65 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,160 We MG Rover, Yeah, but, well, there's a wall, Yeah. 66 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:19,640 So there's something's going on. But it's like a rock shaped like 67 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,040 a wall. But what I'm saying is. 68 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,240 No, no, no. There's slabs on top of one 69 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,000 another. No. 70 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,640 Have you seen the guy who goes around where? 71 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,320 Is it in England Like the Peak District or something? 72 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,160 I feel like in the head of NASA here, don't be arguing. 73 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,760 I'm just, that'd be no good to me. 74 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:37,960 Houston, we've got a handle on here. 75 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,400 Our reverse boys take it back. We're fucked at this time. 76 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,960 We'll do it again in another 20 years. 77 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,920 I would lie. I went to NASA in Florida. 78 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,880 I right correct? What did you go for? 79 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,480 The rocket launch missed it of the gate of Close. 80 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,760 You're looking the wrong way. I was actually, well, 81 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:01,840 disappointed. Like they have a. 82 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,880 Did you go to the NASA wait? Wait, I was in Florida with the 83 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:10,080 woman years ago. X right killed her and not to 84 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,800 get rid of her somewhere they know Gators hungry. 85 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,720 No, we went to Florida Disneyland and the herd is a 86 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,440 Cape Canaveral. Yes, and I got a car and they've 87 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,680 slipped to it and they have a wee like place where you watch 88 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,480 the Rockets. But now there's fuck. 89 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,280 Was it like a big, well, obviously it would be a big 90 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:30,120 rocket. Was it a monumental type one 91 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,720 they were sending up specifically, you know, Apollo, 92 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,960 whatever. No, I do believe it was like a 93 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,760 satellite launch or something. Right? 94 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,520 And I was railed up to no end. Horn again? 95 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,840 Oh, Sammy, at least. And I was like, this is going to 96 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:43,360 be great. The next thing went off and it 97 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,640 was like 25 mile away and I was like, ah, I was well, 98 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,080 disappointed though, yes. But it was good to see it like, 99 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,240 yes, there's a lot of fun live in Florida. 100 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,400 I've been to Florida but I didn't do anything NASA stuff. 101 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,560 Does it on. Just theme parks, yeah, all the 102 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,360 parks. Maybe a big park when you go 103 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,040 back, yeah. You're big. 104 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,280 You're you're Disney outlet. No crucial. 105 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,480 Well, I was going to say I go with the kids, but I've been 106 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,160 before, but not with the kids. But we're in a big group here, 107 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:14,200 right? Listen, we were in Florida 108 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,720 longer than just doing the parks. 109 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:17,960 Does that make sense? Right. 110 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,480 We didn't go to just do the parks. 111 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,960 We were on an American trip and for two days if it did the 112 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,600 parks. So I think that's fine. 113 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,520 And I didn't pay for any. What would you say? 114 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,120 Like intimate Disney moments. So for this episode of TV 115 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,680 podcast is sponsored by none other than That Prize Guy, 116 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:41,200 Ireland's largest competition site, and then some That Prize 117 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:48,120 guy.co.uk he as well as sponsoring every big fight 118 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:52,720 event, not just in the UK and Ireland, but on a global scale. 119 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:58,120 That Prize Guy is doing competitions that I mean just 120 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:02,360 feel like they don't make sense as well as making 9 millionaires 121 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:07,280 and giving over I think over £135,000,000 in prizes to date. 122 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,720 He's doing competitions like Give me one done. 123 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,840 He's given away another car. This time it's a Lamborghini or 124 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,800 underground in cash. A Lamborghini or 100 grand in 125 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,600 cash? How much could you sell a 126 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:25,040 Lamborghini for? Oh, I'm gonna guess maybe 130 a 127 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,400 140, Take it. Then. 128 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,720 Yeah, OK. But then you have to find a 129 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,680 buyer or take it and drive it. Yes. 130 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:35,920 Would. Be the option. 131 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,440 I'm going to guess a ticket for that would be somewhere in the 132 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:45,360 region of £700. Currently it's 30 P. 133 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,400 Are you joking? Never joke about that price guy. 134 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:55,760 Thatpriceguy.co.uk the link is in the description. 135 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,640 I fell out with a dolphin on them. 136 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,680 Fucking Discovery Cove, you're that. 137 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,680 The Florida No. It's like the aquarium. 138 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,360 The animal Kingdom. No, it's like a separate park, 139 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,520 right? And they swim with a dolphin, 140 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,720 right? And this one dolphin fucking 141 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:14,760 hated me. I kind of fell and he dragged me 142 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,640 out to the deep end and left me there. 143 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,360 And the trainer had to go go back. 144 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,320 And then he started doing the wee thing with a new nose as 145 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,120 what? Say no. 146 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,880 But I was like, oh, 'cause this adorable. 147 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,560 I said the constant left me here to drone and then I go. 148 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,800 Then he eventually did come back and I slept on the rocks and 149 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,200 fell on top of him again. And then he started splashing at 150 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,280 me. And I said from then on the 151 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,800 dolphins were cunts. And everyone was like, oh, you 152 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,600 can't say that. And then it turned down that 153 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,160 they are cunts. Remember, they're killing 154 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,960 people. Yes, in SeaWorld. 155 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,640 No, out in the wild. And I was like I told you. 156 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,120 They're they're rapists too. Straight. 157 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,320 Well, I didn't want to say that because there's a family. 158 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,880 Show all speed of speed. I know, but when people need to 159 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:01,840 know about dolphins? The rape I don't mind, but bad 160 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:05,800 manners I can't debate leaving the man out the drone. 161 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,040 A lot of people might say that's the worst bad manners of all 162 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,760 time. Well, if he's nice about it, you 163 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,600 can't, you know, you can't fault. 164 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,560 Them had you? Were you doing this with the 165 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,800 woman at the time? Yeah, it was. 166 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,480 Yeah, we were holidays like. Yes, but was she also on the 167 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,240 dolphin experience? There was like 12 of us, you had 168 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,160 to sign up whatever and roll in the wet suits. 169 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,240 Everyone else was ground but me. This feels like this sort of 170 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,360 trip, like a young lottery winner would do. 171 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,320 It was her. Her family was going oh. 172 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,280 Right, like. Do you want to come as well? 173 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,280 I was like. Nicer. 174 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,799 See the world a wee bit. My theory is. 175 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:45,960 Right, you back to Mars again. Well, well, first of all, what 176 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,640 I'm saying not yet. See when they do a bit of 177 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:53,240 pictures up on a planet, there's no aliens there. 178 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,760 If you don't see them straight up, you would, you would see 179 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:59,480 something. So keep trying different. 180 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:03,280 See more other life or more. If the Rover's been going around 181 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,920 or and there's nothing there, there's nothing there. 182 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:11,320 Was a big plan up? I know, but right? 183 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,120 Say you land. Say aliens were to land the 184 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,840 camera on Earth. You'll see something. 185 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,520 No matter where you land, you'll see something. 186 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,200 I. Don't know. 187 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,120 There's there's vast events of nothingness. 188 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,440 You ever been to Calvin? You put a camera on Calvin? 189 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,680 Nothing. The only thing we see is a Quinn 190 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,840 say yeah. Wrestling Sean Quinn. 191 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:38,000 He's not dead. Like, no, you know what I'm 192 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,040 wearing. Do you ever see the boys in tech 193 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:45,000 talk that do the He'll get the coordinates for a mop and he'll 194 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,720 go on it and he'll go. I know what that is. 195 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:51,760 Yeah, I can do that, but only within like a 50 mile radius if 196 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,280 you show me a random picture of a random straight. 197 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,200 You'll work it out. I'll figure it out. 198 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,000 Can we? What area are we talking? 199 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,320 I'll do do like thrown from anime right? 200 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,400 I've seen multiple things on Facebook. 201 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,520 But if you get like a Google Earth image or something. 202 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,920 I'm weirdly good at that. I'd love to see you in America's 203 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,560 Got Talent. Just doing that, just doing that 204 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,120 Harry Mundell I've ever see clubbing. 205 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,440 How he's like, that's a dump in cash. 206 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,040 Don't touch me, I come for a little bit of CD, isn't he? 207 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,520 That's a wild disease. You'd be kind of like that, 208 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,320 wouldn't you? You're very clean. 209 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:36,600 I like, I'm not weird about the way things sit or did I or I 210 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,200 need to close this door three times or anything like that, but 211 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:43,360 I do like to have a plan for how the day is going to go. 212 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,740 But would you be very like, you know, if you like stay in your 213 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:49,840 T-shirt, would you have to change it straight away? 214 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,480 Stand it with what? Where am I just? 215 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,880 Anywhere. No, totally depend. 216 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,840 Alright, I'm about it's a white T-shirt. 217 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,360 I'm about to work coffee. And I miss the moustache. 218 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,040 Did you get rid of it? Well, if you have to ask. 219 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,480 I I seen Eclipse and I was like, he suits that we Tash, you know. 220 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,400 Where were you 2 weeks ago? Why? 221 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:17,880 Why you would still be here off? Because of the public backlash 222 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,360 to. The public backlash. 223 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,560 Yes, yes, I'm personal and private. 224 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,280 I I liked it. You were like a field magician 225 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,360 or something. You're like, no, you look that 226 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,760 looks that suit you. You're kind of like you're 227 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,880 getting that you're the boy. The magician's apprentice. 228 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,360 You know the boy used to take damsons the train tracks. 229 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,560 Yes. And he'd curl up the. 230 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,120 You could be a wee bit of that. I think he should that though. 231 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:44,520 I was enjoying it, but just too many people and then son said to 232 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,760 me, don't like. You can't be given under public 233 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,640 pressure. You know what's what your son 234 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,240 says. You know well with the way for 235 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,440 what you think of it. Said it was like Oh no, it's 236 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,720 great. And then when I got rid of a 237 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,480 check brilliant, you know which is real love have. 238 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,760 You ever had a beard? I couldn't. 239 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,440 You can't grow one no patchy. Have you tried like? 240 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,520 Patchy and blonde. Oh, you know. 241 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,320 So just you can't see it what? It's fluffy. 242 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,760 You can't see it, but it's her. But then when I shave it, it's 243 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,440 all black in the sink. It turns collar. 244 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,120 No, it was black, but I never knew it until I saw it against 245 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,560 the white of the sink, because my face is quite. 246 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,360 Dainty. No. 247 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Yeah. What the word no no when you're 248 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,840 tanned. Sala. 249 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,320 Mohamed Salah. Salah skinned. 250 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,000 Swarthy. Swarthy. 251 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,600 Yeah. Never heard all of them. 252 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:50,920 I'd be, I'd be swarthy. So if I was Peel, you would see, 253 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,680 maybe you would maybe see a little bit more. 254 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:58,760 But listen to me, aliens, people go, you go. 255 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,760 There has to be something. Right. 256 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,360 But I presented this on a bonus episode a couple of weeks ago. 257 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:11,000 What if we are the aliens? We've no UFOs. 258 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,160 But what? But what I'm saying is what if 259 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,160 like think of how different we are to every other animal in the 260 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:23,200 world. Like look at us some we. 261 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,880 Evolved from some glasses. But but what? 262 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,120 But what if we didn't? We're all mistakes. 263 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,440 What I'm saying is right. Think, look, look at this like 264 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,560 what other animals are doing this? 265 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,200 Oh, I'm not going to. He's doing very well, but, uh, 266 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,120 only never. Sleeps but uh. 267 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,760 Money never sleeps many millions. 268 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,480 Enough fusion. According to Google my net worth 269 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:54,280 3 million. Oh, I heard two William 270 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,480 Thompson's flat out bringing cash the credit union fee. 271 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,480 He's like a Hobbit can through Belfast. 272 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,400 We sacks on his back. That's the apex you ways you're 273 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,920 like. You ever see the desolation of 274 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,680 smog? Like a big dragon with gold 275 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,800 coins? Oh. 276 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,640 I thought you meant Smeagol. I reason it too. 277 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,040 No, not him. And Willie's just the wee 278 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,520 Hobbit. Yeah, get a pound off you. 279 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think there probably is 280 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:23,240 life, but it's. No, but males away. 281 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,080 But what if we? What if we are different? 282 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:30,440 Every animal, every other animal in the world is out in nature, 283 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:35,160 eats its food raw, doesn't wear clothes. 284 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:39,040 I. Think of how you like humans, 285 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:43,040 right? As a species, we're we drive 286 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:47,920 cars, we have Internet. We, we are so much more advanced 287 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:53,920 than literally any other animal. There's no other kinds of 288 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,640 animals who are nearly doing what we're doing. 289 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,040 No. Do you get me? 290 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,040 Yes. There's no, there's not a gang 291 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,400 of Gibbons. Look here. 292 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,720 Look, man, look, look, man. Here, here, here. 293 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,440 Just about to, you know, invent something. 294 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,720 OK. But how? 295 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,040 But how come we have we've we're doing everything. 296 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,320 Oh, you're trying to say that we were from a different planet and 297 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,800 we landed here? Yeah, could be right. 298 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:27,680 When? Uh, millions of years ago. 299 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,400 Right. You ever watch Avatar? 300 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,040 Yeah. Somewhere that kind of thing. 301 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,960 But we came after the dinosaurs. Where from? 302 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,280 What if we came? What if we did come from a 303 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,400 different? Planet. 304 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,120 I thought we came from like Roosters into fish, or fish into 305 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:49,640 Roosters, monkeys, apes, primates, Stone Age man. 306 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:56,080 But how do we get all this like? All this. 307 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,240 Electricity. Ingenuity. 308 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,400 No electricity. There. 309 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,560 Yeah, but Tesla, nobody else is doing it. 310 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:11,880 No other animals are doing it. So we must be aliens because you 311 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,120 think of the way a giraffe would look at this. 312 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,320 You wouldn't know he's looking at. 313 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,200 Yeah, which is the same if we were looking at the aliens. 314 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,040 We wouldn't know if we're in it or not. 315 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:26,360 Their technologies are advanced. But our technologies advanced 316 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,640 for ferret. Yeah, right. 317 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,520 So you can't say we built that Walmart. 318 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:39,280 I'm trying to say we. Did you watch a documentary last 319 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,440 night or something? This is I've heard people say 320 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,280 this before. We, we might be the aliens, but 321 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,200 we are. So we're on a different way of 322 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,840 length to all other animals in the world combined. 323 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,120 Monkeys are quite smart. Yeah, but they're not. 324 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,960 They're not. They're not. 325 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,120 Making chips. Well, if you give them an air 326 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,160 fryer. They're not. 327 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:06,200 Do you want us to get a lock of monkeys and breed them and see 328 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,040 if they'll invent them and. Patreon special. 329 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:12,119 Yeah, I don't want that. I think it'd be laws or 330 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:13,880 something. Peter a bit the door. 331 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,800 Yeah, I, I know. I just think there's something 332 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,920 in that. Like would you like to go to 333 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,839 another planet? No. 334 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,119 No. So you want to see all the space 335 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:25,400 mission stuff? Like, remember Katy Perry and 336 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,920 all those ladies went into space? 337 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,119 No, they didn't. They just. 338 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,600 They. Just went up. 339 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,880 They don't do space. Yeah, the audio of that wasn't 340 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,520 great. Yeah, then just screaming. 341 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,200 Yeah. I enjoyed it though. 342 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,560 I could see, I think I could see you floating about. 343 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,320 I'd go to space. No, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 344 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,600 No ball at all and not come back like. 345 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,160 But would you mind the what if you were by yourself? 346 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,840 Even better, even better, you think you could do a couple of 347 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,560 years up there? I'd drive. 348 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,240 Do you ever see the Martian map them? 349 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,640 No, but I know what it is. If I had that, I'd be ground. 350 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,520 He's there in spuds. His own shape, No. 351 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,000 He's stuck by himself. What is he doing planting it? 352 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,840 He had, he was, he got lost, but. 353 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,960 What's that going to turn into? He'd manure to plant spuds. 354 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:18,200 He eats manure. No, no, no, he used his own 355 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:23,040 manure to grow spuds. You're telling me I shit in the 356 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,560 ground tonight? Water for a few weeks. 357 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,600 Dolphin. What? 358 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,160 No, you need seeds. Potatoes. 359 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,160 Did you try that? You want potatoes? 360 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,440 I wouldn't advise it, but hey, they had seeds and stuff and he 361 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,280 made like a wee. It's a great fellow. 362 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,280 I really like that fellow. So is there see? 363 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,720 Is there seeds for every food that grows in the ground? 364 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:50,400 Well but like if you took a spud and put it into the ground it 365 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:56,200 would grow more spuds. No wind, no wind. 366 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,160 But if it's already grown, it'll. 367 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,080 Grow more. No it doesn't. 368 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,560 You wouldn't last the day in the whales, sure. 369 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,320 I know you'd be dead with an error. 370 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,920 I know. You'd be like, I'm an alien, 371 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:13,320 don't touch it. Have you ever been out camping 372 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,320 in the whale with your own Oh? Why give me the designated 373 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,920 campsite? No, no, no. 374 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,120 Designated company. Way in the stacks. 375 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,160 No, no, no, no. Because here's what I wouldn't 376 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,600 want in the middle of the night. Knock, knock, knock. 377 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,760 But there's no, there's no houses in them. 378 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,400 You build a full bungalow where you're waiting for help. 379 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,400 That's a Hollywood of me. I'm like, it would take these 380 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,760 men so long to build me a cottage for this camp. 381 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,920 There's. No, I would hate that. 382 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,720 I imagine that you're camping the middle of nowhere. 383 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,400 Oh, you hear from me outside your tent, all right, You know. 384 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,120 Then you know you're saved. I get lost in the guards and 385 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,640 lands once. By yourself. 386 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,200 Actually panicked a wee bit. I was like, it's starting to get 387 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,440 dark and all. I just had walked way too far. 388 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,800 You were doing something weird out there. 389 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,120 I wasn't, it was little. It just went out. 390 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,040 It was a nice to be someday. I was like, I want to go for a 391 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,000 walk. I didn't believe maybe in COVID 392 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,960 times and I walked and I walked. There was something, there was a 393 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,160 weird, there was a dark edge to what you were doing well. 394 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,400 There's dark edge to everything I do. 395 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,760 That day. It was pure innocent. 396 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,640 Thankfully, somebody came down the bike trails. 397 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,280 Yeah. Isaac, Sir, can you please tell 398 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:22,960 me how to get out of here? 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Serious, the link is in the 419 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,200 description, but would you be like, I know you're like a 420 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,600 country guy, but do you like like outdoorsmanship, you know, 421 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,720 tents and stoves and all that kind of stuff? 422 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,160 No, they're like I'd like. A wander of. 423 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,120 Prepping. Yes. 424 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,000 Now, years ago you were in sea, and if you'd done that, no. 425 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,960 Doomsday Prepper. With everything that's going on, 426 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,440 you're like, oh that man's ways. I would love a wooden shed just 427 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,200 full of beans and Peaches. See, I'm too particular with 428 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,160 food like. That was the end I. 429 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:15,720 Wouldn't want to put in it. I'd leave the shelter and die. 430 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,400 So if there's a new kitten for your house, you're going to go 431 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,320 can I have a steak or something? If there was a new kitten from 432 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,880 my house and I saw the food and 10s I'd be like let me run in 433 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,360 and get the gluten free hobnobs here. 434 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,840 He's just out of the door. Please. 435 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,600 Take me. I'm ready. 436 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,720 But did the hot? Does it have to be underground? 437 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,320 I think so. Yeah, my uncle had one in his 438 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,960 garden when he bought the house. A bunker? 439 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:45,040 No, like a like an arid shelter. How rich is your family? 440 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:51,400 No, this was a yeah, Yeah, This probably would have been 441 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,880 previously a conscious. This was like tiny. 442 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,280 It's just because it was in East Belfast. 443 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,240 It had a like a. It's almost like a shed. 444 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,040 Underground. May have known what's 445 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,200 underground. How long so it went from an 446 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,080 underground arid shelter to a home based garden shed. 447 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:17,760 No, it was like it was brick and it was during the Second World 448 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,880 War. If there was a bomb coming that 449 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,000 would get in when he bought the house, that was just a feature 450 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,560 of the house. But. 451 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,080 That's just a shared. Was there a call in it? 452 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:33,160 No, there was just cherish. Sounds like a small house. 453 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,760 It's just. No tiny. 454 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,520 I mean from like me to mark and probably like my height. 455 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,520 Just a weird. House, yeah, just like an old 456 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,880 house. But that's if there was bombs, 457 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,760 that's where they would have went. 458 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,360 Would you have been a gullible child? 459 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,760 No. No, no. 460 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,400 But that actually is what it was. 461 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,160 That is what it was like. How do you know? 462 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,040 Because he told. You because he told me and he 463 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,720 wouldn't lie to me. Like what do you have? 464 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,760 No, but I. Usually might see my helicopter, 465 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:04,920 the four wheels. I parked it out the back there 466 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,080 but she goes. Are we underground thing? 467 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,760 I would hate that. Would you? 468 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,440 You'd lose your mind. I'd lose. 469 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,400 I think I'd thrive in that name. I don't mind travelling all by 470 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,800 myself and all that sort of thing, going away on tour, but 471 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,880 as long as I have activities and things to do. 472 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,200 That's why you need to start prepping. 473 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,200 You can bring down all your toys and stuff. 474 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,920 I don't have toys. Well, you bring down we game 475 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,600 boards and game boards I'm sure you've known. 476 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,600 Why you Second World War Child? It's the end of the world and 477 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,760 who has hit your house? Yeah, and you won't make that 478 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,080 better, Cluedo. It would. 479 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,840 Yeah, it might actually. You're not going to fit the 480 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,480 easier faithful. Yeah. 481 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,120 You'd be glad of it. You'd be glad of Monopoly out 482 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,440 here. Somebody told me recently 483 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,520 monopolies contact listener. What like you don't use money in 484 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,000 monopoly you can top? No. 485 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,600 To pay other people in the games not right. 486 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,240 Yeah, I can't remember who told us up with someone. 487 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,960 Somebody told it comes with the debit. 488 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,720 Yeah, it comes with cards and you card reader. 489 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,880 So say you buy a property off me, you can just top instead of 490 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,240 give me the money. That's terrible. 491 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,720 No, actually, that's the end. No cash anymore. 492 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,040 If you had the play, if you were in an area shelter and you just 493 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,720 had to play one board game, what would you play? 494 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:30,440 Eh, Twister get a bit of hit, go on Twister or no no. 495 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,240 Hate your hit? What do you call the one with 496 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,080 the you pull the we break suit Jenga. 497 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,160 Jenga. Oh yeah, Main Jenga. 498 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,960 Yeah, the 9/11. Special. 499 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,920 Oh, I maybe that's dark side of me, you see. 500 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,640 Yeah, but no, I never like Monopoly. 501 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,120 I love monopoly. I like having a portfolio like 502 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,840 yeah, yeah, you would like build up what you portfolio, start 503 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,680 lending people money, pet making them pay me back an extortion. 504 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,000 Of your own shark, Yeah, You'd be bad here. 505 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,960 You were a gangster. Yeah, yeah. 506 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,160 What would be your? Tour with my animal moustache. 507 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,760 I would be about a top part. I'd be that we guy on the board. 508 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,800 If you come out of a black cab without there, I'd be terrified. 509 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,600 Like take it all. If you were a gangster, what 510 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,040 would be your pack of poison? They would be loan shark and 511 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,440 bank robberies. Haste. 512 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:20,200 Fine art. Why art replicas? 513 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,120 I said that too fast. Art replicas start. 514 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:27,320 Printing out the Mona Lisa. Yeah, I'd start off a. 4 BA 4. 515 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,760 I'd yeah I would do like art replicas and sell them. 516 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,440 How would you do that? Painted yourself. 517 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,720 No, I would you Am I in olden times or no? 518 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,240 No. Oh no, big screen prints. 519 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,560 I seen the Mona Lisa there last year. 520 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,880 Very disappointment. In the Louvre probably. 521 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,760 It is shit. A Mona Lisa does look like a 522 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,800 big. Massive and there's just statues 523 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,080 of men with wee willies. Yes, they all did back in the. 524 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,040 Oldest I do know. The statue. 525 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,920 But when are we going to get to the point where like just a big, 526 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,320 obnoxiously large cock like. Did you watch 28 weeks? 527 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,040 She literally is. No, but there's been quite a lot 528 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,000 of chat about it, Michael seen. It literally the first weekend 529 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 I've seen it when I heard nothing of it and this guy is 530 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:23,040 zombie with 28 minutes later just like not even it was it was 531 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,200 sore looking. Right. 532 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,840 Yes, yes, it'd be a burden. Yeah, like it wasn't like I 533 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,840 wouldn't be proud if I had that. Yes, but I was reading. 534 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,200 I don't think it's real at all. That can't be real. 535 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,560 But was it zomb of like? Was it that it have like the 536 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,520 taste? Marks off. 537 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,080 Yeah, but that it look all like battered and zombie asking 538 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:41,800 swords. And all. 539 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,480 Well, it was bothered because it was literally. 540 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,960 Well then it wouldn't have been hit. 541 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,840 I don't know. I wouldn't like to have that. 542 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,080 And how big are you chatting? It was a brave, lengthy. 543 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,400 Show me your hands. And it was Show me your hands. 544 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,760 Fat there's like you ever get a big kebab? 545 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,920 That's the head of it. Just no. 546 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,840 Well, that's POV, no? It's the girth. 547 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,800 Right, right, right, right. It was effect lump of a thing. 548 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,560 We pin deck. What? 549 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,040 We pin deck. Sheen of this thing you, you'd 550 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,320 never walk again. It was a brute like. 551 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,560 But Kelly Murphy gets his, gets him made out in the first well. 552 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,880 Funny you say that. Whenever I knew this film was 553 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,160 coming out, I went back and started watching just to watch 554 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,040 this. I didn't know that that was 555 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,920 there. I know that I feel like a no 556 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,480 Killian from up and I've seen the Willy. 557 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,440 I was like, oh Jesus, kill him. Put that away. 558 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,880 So is that his Willy? That is his Willy I good, good 559 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,400 cork Willy. Yes. 560 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,560 It's appropriate from a man from court. 561 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,000 That's all you want to be told you're well, he's appropriate. 562 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:43,600 Yes. No. 563 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,680 Appropriate. Well, perfect, yes. 564 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,960 Paul Bush, did he? Oh yeah. 565 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,760 Well, he was in hospital for like a month, unconscious. 566 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,520 Yes. Good growth, yes, but now 567 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,440 there's zombie penis no call for to talk. 568 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,640 But are they getting bigger in every movie then of the 28 569 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,360 series? So 28 years later, it's going to 570 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,800 be God Jesus. No, it'll just be old cock. 571 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,320 Would you be into the zombie movies? 572 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,200 I'm getting into anything. I'd watch anything, but I've 573 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,640 kind of watched that much now and I used to never watch horror 574 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,520 films. Yes, that. 575 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,520 All I've left is horror films. I haven't seen a horror film in 576 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,360 15 years, 10 years. What was the last one you 577 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,800 watched? Oh, the. 578 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,600 Race in the woods or something. A place in the woods. 579 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,840 Carbon in the woods, something like that. 580 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,560 It was horror comedy, was it not? 581 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,080 Horror and then it turns into comedy. 582 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,320 And at that point it went, now I'm like I supposed to do horror 583 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,720 movies do I'd be jumping. Tell you what I jumped at the 584 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,760 most I want Harry Potter was in. Not not Harry Potter. 585 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,480 Daniel Radcliffe was in. The woman in the window or the 586 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,360 woman in black? Never jumped at a movie more in 587 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,600 my life. The worst I ever had was a 588 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,720 member. I was only a Cub. 589 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:59,080 And do you remember Mel Gibson signs? 590 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,640 Yes, all the crop circles. Yes, and there were a part in 591 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,320 the film where he was fighting your friends in the basement, 592 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,680 the aliens. All right. 593 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:11,280 Didn't know that was going. And it it the light went out, so 594 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,920 the screen went black and the cinema went black. 595 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,280 But you could hear them fighting with them. 596 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,200 And somebody grabbed my leg and I thought I scattered 597 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,080 everywhere. Nothing better than a well timed 598 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,880 grab of the leg. Oh fuck, it scared the life of 599 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,240 me. My my dad will still say you 600 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,480 were and I don't know why you would be at the zoo with my dad. 601 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,360 Me and Dennis you've. Got your hand? 602 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,320 Stranger things have happened. We're collecting monkeys for 603 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:37,640 you. You've got. 604 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,680 Your hands on the reel and you're looking over to other wee 605 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,120 cage monkeys. My dad will grab your ankle. 606 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,440 One of those. It is a pure dad movie. 607 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,520 Big time big first. Class yeah big fat there's past 608 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,680 way dad jokes and dad moves is my favourite yes Favourite thing 609 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,880 yes I tried them and get us that time and he's like what? 610 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,560 The fuck? Yeah, you're not my dad. 611 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,360 Yeah, we'll be ordering McDonald's and like, and what 612 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,800 are you? Using he's in bed at night. 613 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,320 Mark, what are you talking about and what would you like to 614 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,560 bring? Is we send him a snack or do you 615 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,000 at all? I'm very, very vanilla now with 616 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,400 the whole thing. I'll just get a wee small 617 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,880 popcorn and a wee Coke 00 right now. 618 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,760 I've had the wee hot nuts and I've had the Doritos and stuff 619 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,840 like that there. What thank you for Nah, I've 620 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,160 seen cinemas now where they'll give you a full like fry. 621 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,480 Yes, yes. Me. 622 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,240 That's torture. Yeah, yeah, I'm in like. 623 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,400 Aye, so I'm just like, no I'd. Rather, there's the fancy one in 624 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,760 Belfast. I still haven't been. 625 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,520 To I'd love to go to Britain. Apparently it'd be good. 626 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,760 But I mean, I wouldn't get a full fucking roast dinner. 627 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,120 You're not getting a shark. Who? 628 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,800 Charcuterie. Who's she now? 629 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,080 Cheese. Cheese, board. 630 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,360 Charcuterie, Cheese and meats. Meats, raw meats. 631 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:51,160 I don't like all that board stuff, you know, cheeses your. 632 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,400 Plate Mom. Just plate. 633 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,280 Yeah, just plate. I'd have a very. 634 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,640 Finger food. I'd have a Yep, I'd have a very 635 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,520 plain pulp. I'd be very. 636 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,400 Very. I don't like and I don't like 637 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,160 multiple courses. Some guy attacked me online 638 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,760 there recently. I said Nando's was just KFC. 639 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,360 And. I can't stand by it like you 640 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,960 know, and he was like, how dare I? 641 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:20,240 He lost me at called Nando's KFC and he was like, what do you 642 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,920 say? It's literally in the name. 643 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,600 KF stands for Fraid. I see you were Kentucky. 644 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:30,040 Friday, I see you were talking to my burner but it's different. 645 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,240 How sure KFC does grilled chicken too. 646 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,600 I've had it, umm, check and check. 647 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,880 The same thing as going McDonald's and Burger King. 648 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,920 Same sameness. Absolutely, yeah. 649 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,080 But Nandos and KFC, totally different beasts, different 650 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,280 experience way. Different experience. 651 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,960 Different experience, different food, different experience. 652 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,680 Let's. Just check him. 653 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:54,080 Yes, but you are in Nandos, you are having a Portuguese 654 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,560 experience. Oh, I forgot, you're getting 655 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,800 paid on the table for them, aren't you? 656 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,960 In that way you're. Can I tell you something now? 657 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,160 Yeah. It's gonna sound like I'm lying. 658 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,200 I've never been paid in my life by Nando's. 659 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,160 Am I not wrong saying you have a black yard? 660 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:12,840 I don't even think they exist. Oh, bought and sold. 661 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120 If you could have a black card for anywhere, what would you 662 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,200 have? The breaks, the bar in Europe 663 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,440 bar. I was actually raging. 664 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,400 I would love one of them. Tim Gallagher got one. 665 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,640 You're joking me, but they give them like a card. 666 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,440 But there was like. And. 667 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,960 The dollar was like, do you know, there's like a million 668 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,720 coffees on this chart or whatever? 669 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,160 So it's essentially a black yard and. 670 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,400 Obviously Tim's heart rate at the minute. 671 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,560 Actually, probably, I think he only thinks frank and honest. 672 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,440 I was like typical, yeah, but I get I take one of them, but I 673 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,560 don't like any reason. Barista bar versus Frank and 674 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:53,240 Honest is a very it's a very heated is it to beat. 675 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,320 I don't know as a brace the bar man, but I don't mind the frank 676 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,320 and honest now. I I think I'd like. 677 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,960 I think I like either. I think either. 678 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,880 Or, OK, but I mean, there's a gay we know who's a real coffee 679 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,560 snub. And I mean, go on. 680 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,720 I would rather have the brace the bar. 681 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,159 We just hit a button. Yeah. 682 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,159 As opposed to some gay that's sitting for 35 minutes. 100% 683 00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:14,600 with the and. This doesn't taste as nice. 684 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,000 And he's like, no, you're wrong, your palate's all wrong. 685 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,960 I was like. Yeah, piss off. 686 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,800 Have you had any online beef recently? 687 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,560 No, I don't really read much that was only it was actually on 688 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,440 Spotify. Why you haven't? 689 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:33,679 I haven't beefs on Spotify. I like being niche. 690 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,000 Yes, literally my response was a lot to unpack here. 691 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,760 I'll have to go and think. No episodes until further 692 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,760 notice. So you cancel the show over the 693 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,440 head of it? I hope you're happy. 694 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,000 Do you make yourself a Spotify playlist ever? 695 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,080 Now I'm a YouTube Music mom. I pay for premium. 696 00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:56,360 Yeah, I favourite premium but I've never met a YouTube Music 697 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,480 man. Have you never met? 698 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,840 AI literally have like 'cause I got the premium with no odds and 699 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,080 I was like, oh, this comes with it. 700 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,920 It made complete sense like very normally and then I tried 701 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,480 Spotify and the other ones. I was like this is a kind of a 702 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,120 wine yes. It's very confusing. 703 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,960 So just stuck with. What sort of playlist would you 704 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,800 create for yourself like? I have a lot of movie 705 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:20,800 soundtracks. No, I don't like lyrics. 706 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,960 I just like like, you know, like Pirates of the Caribbean around. 707 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,320 Yeah, or. Fucking so you don't like what 708 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,600 about Braveheart? Interstellar. 709 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,880 Great soundtrack. Interstellar. 710 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,840 Interstellar. The Spanish one I. 711 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,440 Don't know. I don't know what Braveheart 712 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:45,920 soundtracks like. I think I don't have it. 713 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,560 Hans Zimmer, Big Hans Zimmer fan. 714 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,080 Yes, he's the fucking GOAT. What about sometimes I have him 715 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,640 by Campbell, like they'll do like, you know, in Saint Dan's I 716 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,080 was that. Did you go to 1? 717 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,000 Was it lovely? It was great. 718 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,840 Wasn't him there. It was just like covers. 719 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,320 Yeah. Yeah. 720 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:01,840 Phenomenal. Yeah. 721 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,800 Top class. Would you be, do you like live 722 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,120 concerts? Like I went there a couple of 723 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,920 the Bell Sonic gigs recently, Would you hit that? 724 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,760 Hit them. Yeah. 725 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,720 I was at one month. I used to do a bit about it and 726 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:14,840 stage was oxygen, right? Worst time of my life. 727 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,800 I would, I would never thank you for a festival. 728 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,600 The only one had done well of Pitbull, the seas knocking out 729 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,200 on stage that you see that. Oh everyone were in the ball 730 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,720 caps and he has to pretend he loves it. 731 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,320 No, some guy, there's a video, some guy was thrown stuff on 732 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,720 stage, No. And he was just like happy, come 733 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,360 on, head up on stage. He got on stage. 734 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,240 He's just fucking. Oh yeah, as a good man Pitbull. 735 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,200 But you see everyone now, pitbulls had a real renaissance. 736 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,520 Look, yeah, I was used to laugh at me. 737 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,640 I remember one time he's a hoodie. 738 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,240 Listen, I was like Pitbull. I was like pound for pound 739 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,280 bangers. Yes. 740 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,960 And every shoe I've ever seen of him, he puts his all in that. 741 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,600 You can tell, oh, do you know about this? 742 00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:00,800 There was, he was doing some sort of like paid promotion 743 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,600 thing with like Costco in America, right? 744 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,440 Like a supermarket. And there was a competition 745 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,680 where you go on and vote for your local Costco to host a 746 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,240 Pitbull concert, right? So he's going to do an in store 747 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,960 concert. And trolls hijacked the 748 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,880 competition. And when there's a Costco out in 749 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:24,160 Alaska in the furthest town from civilization in the world to a 750 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,160 town of like 300 people, let's get people to play there. 751 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,440 Because he thought he was doing New York or LA or something. 752 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,120 And that place one and put Pitbull went, fuck is I'm going 753 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,880 to put on a banger of a concert. Yes. 754 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,760 And everyone loved it. And he went down, he did it and 755 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,000 he was like, this is great. This is what it's all about. 756 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,360 Yeah, every other probably person would have went now. 757 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,800 Fuck yeah. He found a way of it. 758 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:50,240 Or that oxygen he was on and they put on a show Snoop Dog was 759 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,880 on and he didn't care. David Guetta. 760 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,960 I couldn't even see him behind the smoke. 761 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,520 This one's dedicated to the family of George Floyd. 762 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,200 Yeah, that's before George Floyd. 763 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,920 This one's for Big Tom. All right, Peter. 764 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,360 No, it was good. No, I hate unlike even because 765 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,040 we got we got like a package deal. 766 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,640 So we were supposed to, we stayed in this hotel. 767 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,800 The hotel set up a bus. It was like perfect 40 minutes. 768 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,520 Where from where it was. The bus brought us there and 769 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,040 they told us right, this bus is going to be back here at 2:00 AM 770 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,760 and another one at 5:00 AM. So it depends where you want to 771 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,240 come. So me and the woman was like 772 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,120 come and bother this we'll go home at 2. 773 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,080 Boss didn't come. Three Boss didn't come four. 774 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,720 No boss right, right. OK, obviously he just went 775 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,040 screwed. I'm just going to come at 5. 776 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,200 Boss still didn't come. And so there was about 50 777 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,680 people. And at 7:00 AM in the morning, 778 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,520 the guy was like, this place is closed, you just need to go. 779 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,640 Yeah, unfortunately some guy had like a spare box. 780 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,080 People. I'm having that Alaska voice. 781 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,480 He's coming and all the places, like everyone go back to the 782 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,040 hell and went mental. The guy just didn't come back 783 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,440 and I was just like, I've never been to a festival. 784 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,360 So Nah, I don't think I'd be a festival guy. 785 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,440 These are in Timberlake there, Yes. 786 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,160 Good. From where we were, we were 787 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,800 standing back corner kind of off to the side. 788 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,400 Yeah. Happy to just like be out of the 789 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,760 crowd and have a better, you know, I like to put my coat 790 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,240 down, you know, what sort of thing? 791 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,080 Yeah, have a wee table to put the drink on. 792 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,720 Umm. So I thought it was like, fine, 793 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,800 fine. But then anyone in the middle of 794 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,800 it said it was brilliant. So it's two different 795 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,480 experiences. I've seen the video with him 796 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,480 like the day before he was here. He was a great hump on a brim 797 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,960 shaft on stage. Yes, he'll do that like. 798 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,920 Really. I mean he was going away. 799 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,800 He was happy enough. He did. 800 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,040 He sexy back. Oh oh. 801 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,600 Greatest Hits. But you could like, I don't 802 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,320 know, I think the thing with him is he was seemed like he was a 803 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,040 real cool guy for a long time. And then people started going 804 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,520 he's not cool. And then everyone looked I don't 805 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,840 want Oh fuck, that's right. Like. 806 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,080 The table's third the. Second, someone just mentioned 807 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,880 to you like, it's not cool. You have to start going. 808 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,440 Oh, yeah. But I miss it. 809 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,320 Like, I'll, I am terrible, like waiting for people to tell me 810 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,720 something's not cool. And then I go, oh, yes, yes. 811 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,160 Like Joe Benson, Boone. I. 812 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:19,320 That beautiful thing. So OK, so he's getting killed 813 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,240 online. People are like, this is the 814 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,920 death of music, him and all these artists and he's doing 815 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,880 that like beautiful things on his back, flipping on his 816 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,960 concerts and all that sort of thing. 817 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,920 Up until that point, I've been watching him going music's back, 818 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,440 finally a real artist and he's doing gymnastics and then people 819 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,560 are like, he's shit, but I go. Yeah, but see if you know you're 820 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,160 given into peer pressures. Your problem if you went no he 821 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,360 is cool, tables might turn. Yes, and he has a moustache, so 822 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,320 that's why I'd probably like. Him. 823 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,320 Is that where you grew? No. 824 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,760 You should have him on here. I'd love to have him on here. 825 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,800 Where? Are you from? 826 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,920 Somewhere in America, he's American. 827 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,000 All those guys get killed. You've seen that guy doing the 828 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,560 You'll be married in a year in. Suburbs. 829 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,000 Is he an actual singer? Was that just a random gay? 830 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,880 He's a singer, but he's done great at leaning into the hit 831 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,920 that he's getting. Yeah, which I like a lot, but. 832 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,640 That only goes so far, I feel. Definitely. 833 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,280 And then you're just fucking burnt out. 834 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,560 Yeah, maybe you're gay years ago. 835 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:19,320 Oh, just he like he was really weird, but he LinkedIn, just he 836 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,680 wasn't weird. Fucking leaned into. 837 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,600 It or oh, I did lean into it already, but the court case 838 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,200 never proved anything. Dangling the baby over the 839 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,600 balcony. That's right, you didn't hear 840 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,080 that He's supposed to be still alive. 841 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,280 No, he built that wall in Marsh. He could be one of them, 842 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,920 moonwalking behind the men in black and your boy Elvis 843 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,600 supposed to say. He's men in black and NH. 844 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,360 Oh, come on. I'll cut that out. 845 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,560 That's the end of it now, Bruce. That's. 846 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,960 What he said. The Empire's done. 847 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,360 But yeah, people say he's still alive, Tupac. 848 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,720 Still alive, Elvis. That'll be a hell of a concert. 849 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,320 Am I supposed to be a preacher in the South? 850 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,240 In America. That might get you back the 851 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,960 oxygen those. Those 3 Velvets came back, Yeah. 852 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,600 Did you watch the fellow? Yes, it was great. 853 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,840 Wasn't a fun day. I know I don't like it either. 854 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:11,600 Umm I I liked it. I got I watched it on a flight. 855 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,360 You know, I don't like it was ground fellow, but I hate the 856 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:18,280 cutting of times where it starts where he was young and then old 857 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,600 and then middle and then back. What about you're watching a 858 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,600 series, 10 episodes. The ninth episode you go. 859 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,280 We're starting to get their head here. 860 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,880 It's the flashback episode Back in Time back. 861 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,800 Exactly way I didn't like the end of What do you call the 862 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,400 Better Call Saul? I'm only I'm going to start that 863 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,080 soon. Fantastic series. 864 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,840 And then the last couple is like a flashbacky thing. 865 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,480 Yep. And I was like, oh boys, come on 866 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,080 here. Yep. 867 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,880 And I had a kind of, you know, stage it out like I was like, I 868 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,080 was stuck with us here and it was great, but I was. 869 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,240 Like I just watched department Q on Netflix. 870 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,440 Started last night. You didn't. 871 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,600 I did I It's excellent. Funny, I was kind of wee bit of 872 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,880 the start. No, it's good. 873 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,440 Do you? Did you ever see the offer about 874 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,520 the making of The Godfather? Started it, never finished it. 875 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:12,520 May I just tell her yes, Yeah. The guy from Department Q is in 876 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,400 the offer. Which one? 877 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:20,760 He's the English movie boss who sort of speaks to the main. 878 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,520 Yeah. The main actor. 879 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,240 Not Miles Taylor, the other. You know the guy. 880 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,600 The main guy in Department Q. Yes. 881 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,440 Aye. He's in the offer. 882 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,800 Aye, that's what actors usually do. 883 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,120 But. You didn't know that. 884 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,200 I probably haven't got that length. 885 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,320 I only go actually like one or two episodes. 886 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,080 He's in one. He's in the first episode of 887 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,360 both those. Almost understood. 888 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,280 But but he's totally different than both. 889 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,840 I know that's what actors kind of do. 890 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could say that about Mel 891 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,200 Gibson and Braveheart and Mom Max. 892 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:54,400 What about your acting career? The fuck are you my brain? 893 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,480 What about it? What about it? 894 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,840 I'm trying are. You are you trying but you are a 895 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,160 legit good like character. Actor Mark, thank you. 896 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,320 I would like to act more. I do not have the opportunities. 897 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,600 I've not done well on auditions. I would love to act more. 898 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,960 People ask me, but you, I'm just like, he's the Daniel daily. 899 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,280 Any time I meet him, he's doing a monologue. 900 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,000 Let me guess what you're going to say now. 901 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,360 I'm. I'm more like Daniel Gay Lewis. 902 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,040 OK, Mark. No, no, no, no, no. 903 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,160 I wouldn't go that far with that. 904 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,760 You know if you said. So sorry you think I'm a good 905 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,600 character. I will sure your character. 906 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,760 I always forget his name. What your character used to do. 907 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,760 The The Porsche game Mike McGoldrick Mike McGoldrick, Yes. 908 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,600 About a name, sorry that like I was a great character like and 909 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,040 you've done it very well. Thank you. 910 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:50,400 Have you any more? Yeah, I've got Daniel. 911 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,720 Daniel. Daniel who? 912 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:57,840 What's? I'll just go to the studio. 913 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,200 I am. I would love to do more of it. 914 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,920 I would love to act. Would you like to do a stage or 915 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,640 or a series? Not stage stuff. 916 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,960 I would love to. I'd love to just be in stuff. 917 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,680 I'd love to just act in comedy type things. 918 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,280 See, if I go to an if somebody offered me an acting thing and 919 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,280 it was comedy, I could say no, but it was a dead serious. 920 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,960 Thing do the dramas. I think I'd say I. 921 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,320 I think you would be great in, like a horror drama, 922 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,120 psychological kind of thing. And I mean, yeah. 923 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,080 And I would hit home harder because he used to me being a 924 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,560 bollocks. And they're like, oh, it's scary 925 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,160 when he's. Yes. 926 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,600 Not talking about as well and stuff. 927 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,440 Yes. Wouldn't be great. 928 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,680 The doll, The dolphin hunter. Serial killer. 929 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,480 Yes, but dolphins? Strictly dolphins. 930 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,600 Yeah, we, me and Dave are doing. But is that something actually 931 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,720 you would like to do? You would like to do an 932 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,640 afternoon. I mean, it'll never happen like, 933 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,440 but if somebody did offer you like, I think I would go maybe 934 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,280 something different. What about a movie where you're 935 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,360 like the last guy in Ferman? I always wanted to do you know 936 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,760 this is an idea. This is my idea pitch for an 937 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,040 A-24 movie, right? Say 24. 938 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,960 It's like a movie studio that does like we niche movies, but 939 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,640 they're quite popular. As an actor you should know 940 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,880 that, but. I was playing a character, you 941 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,200 know, I'm such a good character, this character I'd never heard 942 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,960 of so. This was always, no, I think I 943 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,880 spoke about this with Patty McDonald. 944 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,240 One thing there was always a kind of a legend that years ago 945 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,600 there was a gay born at a wedlock and there's back years 946 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,880 ago when that was shunned upon. And so the mother and father 947 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:35,280 just brought him and put him in the hen house and he was raised 948 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,760 with chickens to the point where he thought he was a chicken. 949 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,560 Now, I thought that happened down near us. 950 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,600 But Paddy McDonald said there's a bit five people are in Belfast 951 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,840 that that happened. So I think it's just, I think 952 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,760 it's just an urban legend. Yeah. 953 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,720 There's one way to control. I think that's a brilliant idea 954 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:55,200 for a film. Because the only lines you would 955 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,760 have is clock clock. Well I just think more of like a 956 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,080 bubble boy situation where the 48. 957 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,720 Gyllenhaal one, yes, that's incredible. 958 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:06,240 That movie. What boy in the bubble? 959 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,160 Yeah, movie. That's that's an old one. 960 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,560 There, yeah, but it's great. I haven't seen it in ages, but I 961 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,480 remember thinking like that was like, he's a stingy boy and then 962 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,920 he gets out into the world and he has to kind of make his way. 963 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,600 So we're saying Mark McCartney, chicken boy. 964 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:24,560 How's the chicken boy? Chicken Boy is a great title for 965 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,240 a movie. Chicken Boy and you could do 966 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,720 comedy with it. Or horror. 967 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,920 Both. You do both. 968 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,560 That would actually be unreal. Give me the money to make it 969 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,800 now. Well, A. 970 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,480 And I'll get it sorted. I'll have Willy we down here 971 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,880 with a second give me. All 1,000,000 of your 3 million. 972 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,320 Umm, I would actually be unreal. Have you ever tried to write a 973 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,040 film? Yeah, have. 974 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,000 You. Yeah, I've written a couple of 975 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:55,240 TV shows. The last one got really close to 976 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:59,520 like, yeah, that got close. But that was I have. 977 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,320 I literally started writing a thing this week for the first 978 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,440 time since that. Series. 979 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,800 Yeah, because that put me off last time. 980 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,800 The spent stand up is so instant. 981 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,760 Obviously we, you can have an idea for a bit right now. 982 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,440 You could do it tonight. One night is a Tuesday. 983 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,560 You go to your gig somewhere, Empire, try that material, shape 984 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,960 it the way you want. It's instant. 985 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:29,760 But then an idea for a series has to pass through such a long 986 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,800 writing process. And then all these people and 987 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,800 their particular tastes and then nothing might happen with it. 988 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,400 I was working on that thing for like 2 years and it was a good 989 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,440 experience to show me what it's like and how that process works, 990 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,960 but it just feels like wasted time. 991 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,720 You do the Larry David method. Just read bullet points. 992 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,080 Yeah, no, I'd love to and. Just shoot it yourself. 993 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,200 But then he's he made Seinfeld, so it's probably easier to get. 994 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,840 Well, that's true. Mammy Goldrick. 995 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,200 You made make a gold lol. Which was false advertising. 996 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,000 What more credit do you want? Chicken boy, be good. 997 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,280 I've never done any TV stuff. I was actually in terms of like 998 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,120 I was, I was asked to do the stand up show on BBC. 999 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,320 I was like, no, yeah, so I'd be wasting your time, boys. 1000 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,520 The live some floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1001 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,160 I understand stuff like that because you're at the mercy of 1002 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,200 an editor. I. 1003 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,800 Who can change your stand up to be whatever you want to their 1004 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,800 tastes or. Well, I knew they could use none 1005 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,720 of mine, right? None of mine is watershed luck. 1006 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,160 Yes. And then you're, I've had that 1007 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,640 before where you change a bit for TV and then it's not. 1008 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,680 It's not you. The bet or they use the first 1009 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,840 70% of it and there's no, not the punchline at the end or that 1010 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,920 sort of thing, but you've kind of always just done your own 1011 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,640 thing, which is always. The best way I wasn't asked to 1012 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:57,480 do and then now my goal is to as least the amount of people sees 1013 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:02,080 it as possible. Anything I make, if it goes over 1014 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,440 5000 views I'm like delete that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1015 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:12,440 I'm going to the top please. I think I think you should make 1016 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:16,520 that movie genuinely, I. Think I have the first scene and 1017 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,400 everything planted in the head. OK, give me. 1018 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,880 You've been doing a long haul. Yes, you can hear a woman 1019 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,000 screaming. No, no, no, he's not checking 1020 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,080 away yet, right? This is Origin, right? 1021 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,080 And she's given birth, obviously. 1022 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,800 And there's land. There's a wee bedroom and then 1023 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,240 and it opens and as the mall they're going into the room with 1024 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,240 a, you know, they get what they're in the tile and stuff. 1025 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,520 Those pregnant, you see, And then, you know, just a Dolly 1026 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,440 zoom down the hallway. Yeah. 1027 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,440 And then the child comes out and then just fuck her down into the 1028 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,440 shed. Straight away. 1029 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,480 So much straight away, right into it. 1030 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,360 But I mean starting with a childbirth. 1031 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,080 Yes. That'll be 3D who shooted 3-DA 1032 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,680 Max. Oh, she was shooting this in 3D? 1033 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,440 Placenta. Yes. 1034 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,560 Flanity. Yes, James Cameron, my dog 1035 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:08,400 coming up behind her throwing raw sausages of people. 1036 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,680 Do you? Ever go to the Is it the 4D Max 1037 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,880 and Odyssey? No raining. 1038 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,720 On you. I don't like a lot. 1039 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,720 I would love to do it but it would need to be as I don't even 1040 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,360 the right. Fellowm I don't even go to watch 1041 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,520 porn like it. See, I would. 1042 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,400 I know you. If it was porn or wouldn't you 1043 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,640 see it? But there's usually something 1044 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,680 like, you know, fucking fast and furious or. 1045 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,080 Something. Yes, yes. 1046 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,440 Which was just car smoke pumped into your face. 1047 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,280 Exhaust fumes straight into your mouth. 1048 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,200 But if it was a good, I should have hadn't seen twisters. 1049 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,880 I don't really want to go to yes, yes, Apart from that, no. 1050 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,240 Yeah, your favourite game? Torsters. 1051 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,120 I don't know. I do love Torster. 1052 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:55,000 Yeah, I, I want the right stuff also to be in so that I can have 1053 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,720 acting stuff that people can see, because I think that might 1054 00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:01,600 be my best way to do more acting is actually right the thing 1055 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,120 itself as a way as a way in to do it. 1056 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,400 But I think when you've been doing sound up for so long, 1057 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,640 people think you only want to do stand up. 1058 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,640 Do you know? Yeah, we have that thing like 1059 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,120 you're talking about where people go, the audience will 1060 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,720 just be expecting you to be doing comedy. 1061 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:21,000 Although I think there's a weird where they like the thing 1062 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,440 because you can do stand up means you can act, which isn't 1063 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,840 the case. Yeah, yeah. 1064 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:28,520 Although, yeah, there's definitely a thing of like, it's 1065 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,960 not necessarily a transferable thing. 1066 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,520 Yeah, all I can do is heighten culture. 1067 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,840 Yeah, yeah. It's just me, but up. 7 foot 5. 1068 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,200 Yeah, it's just up. Do you know who's an incredible 1069 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,240 actor? And as a stand up Mickey 1070 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,320 Bartlett. I've never seen Mickey act. 1071 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:50,200 Mickey did a lot of chances with us and should be acting way 1072 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,680 more. There's a lot of voices in 1073 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,200 Mickey's head, you see. Yes. 1074 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,000 And then mostly Chinese. But then you see I'm not getting 1075 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,640 the chances like the first acting role I ever had. 1076 00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,760 You give it to me. Yeah. 1077 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,200 In a Bank of Ireland ad or no? Ulster Bank. 1078 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,240 Ulster Bank ads, Right. And I was common thinking, 1079 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,320 where's my slides? Yes, yes, yes. 1080 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,720 What lanes have I got? And you're just rural. 1081 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,960 Heck yes. Was the notes you give me? 1082 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,120 Yeah. And I was like, oh, just me. 1083 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,880 Then you're like, yeah, I even tried to like, pronunciate. 1084 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,840 He's like, don't do that. Yeah, just go on. 1085 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,920 Cut that out. Yeah, maybe that's where the 1086 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,800 Chequer boy thing came from. I was like, just clock, just log 1087 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,360 around. Yeah, you should do a crowd. 1088 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,800 You should do a crowdfunding for that movie. 1089 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,680 I just you. Could do that. 1090 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,400 You could do that with a 10 grand budget. 1091 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,880 I'd borrow the money and do a. Credit union job like. 1092 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:39,520 You literally could do a felony with five to 10 grand. 1093 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,400 Absolutely. Don't bother. 1094 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,280 Would you have other people in it? 1095 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,240 Well, you need a mother, granddad, not what I. 1096 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,720 Asked. And you need a love interest. 1097 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,120 Have you seen the naughty professor? 1098 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,720 No, there's a spending we need to talk about. 1099 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,920 Maybe you could be the chicken boy and you do every. 1100 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,160 Role. Yeah, no, I don't look like a 1101 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,160 chicken boy. Oh, we'll get your feathers. 1102 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,560 We'll do you up. So I will pay 10 grand just to 1103 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,640 see you go. Yeah, it's you and Mark where 1104 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,120 the cameras you're like, don't know about that boy. 1105 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,520 Just close your eyes, I can do it for me. 1106 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,200 I think that'd be. Great. 1107 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,080 Yeah, I think it would. It's out there now. 1108 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:24,440 It'll be stolen. I got, I met a three guys years 1109 00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:28,080 ago and they were a production company and they had an idea for 1110 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,280 a movie and then I'm pretty sure they all fell out, went their 1111 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,920 separate ways. I think about that movie idea 1112 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,600 every day but I can't do anything with it because it's 1113 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,080 there and they have gone their separate ways. 1114 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,440 So the idea. So who owns the idea? 1115 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,280 But it's something I can never make. 1116 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,520 And I did speak to one of them, but at once where I was like, 1117 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:52,640 could I buy this idea off you? And then but. 1118 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:53,800 He was like, I don't know enough. 1119 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,280 Well, he was like I, I tend to live with them. 1120 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,840 I'll tell you about it after we've done this episode. 1121 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,080 It would be so good. There was like, remember the 1122 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,920 90s? There was some buying in 1123 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,080 comedies, like even the early 2000s. 1124 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:13,600 And a lot of them still hold up. Well, toss maybe I, but a lot of 1125 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,120 people not. No, but I, I I think the more 1126 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,480 recent ones don't hold up as much. 1127 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,600 But they're not comedies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1128 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,840 They're dramas. Or sorry, they're comedies kind 1129 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,400 of count labelled as dramas kind of thing. 1130 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,280 Or drama with funny elements or. Cookie comedies. 1131 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,840 It's all this like crazy facial expressions. 1132 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,360 Dramaties. Dramaties, it's all. 1133 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:39,640 You can't say that. No. 1134 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:40,680 Great. This is a comedy. 1135 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,280 Yes, which is fair I suppose. But does that take you back, the 1136 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,760 naughty professor? Is that what you were saying? 1137 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,040 Well, there was a drama. There's a bit of man common to 1138 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:54,760 term for his own sexuality. Like when you really 1139 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,840 psychoanalyse the naughty professor, he was mental. 1140 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,200 Yeah, like you look at any of them. 1141 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,160 Is it Farley Brother films? Yes. 1142 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,960 There's a lot of heart in them. Yes. 1143 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,840 You remember Stuck on Me. Yeah. 1144 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,440 Matt Damon The same east winds. And this wasn't as me, me, 1145 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,560 myself and Irene. Me, Myself and Irene was about 1146 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,640 what a movie. Oh, it was phenomenal. 1147 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,880 What a movie first. Class. 1148 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,720 There's a scene in that where it's a 40 show on Rene 1149 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:22,280 Zellweger, the love interest in it, a picture of him and his 1150 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,800 three black sons, and they're all dressed up like. 1151 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,040 What's that movie? I know what you're talking. 1152 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,800 About the Tin Man and all that. What's that called? 1153 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:34,040 Dark Wizard of Oz, yeah. And she goes, she looks at it 1154 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,560 and she's like, no, she's like, were you guys doing a fancy 1155 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,760 dress competition or something? And he just, it's not, this is 1156 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,640 not an iconic movie moment. It just made me laugh. 1157 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,000 And he goes, now we're just goofing around the house and 1158 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,480 she's like, it's just like a sweet split second thing. 1159 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,280 And I love that, Remember. He's going to work. 1160 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,080 And he gave them We kiss on the cheek and 35 years of age. 1161 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:54,720 Oh, it's a great, great show. Was he? 1162 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,520 Before we do this, I think that's too easy. 1163 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,240 But before we do this, you're on tour. 1164 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,360 When's your tour start? August. 1165 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,760 And goes on the way, eh? Mid-december. 1166 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,560 Eh, leading. You're doing 22 Mandelas. 1167 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:16,560 Yeah, both sold out. One sold out, the other I have 1168 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,120 no idea. I think the other very nearly 1169 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,880 sold out. How do you know when? 1170 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,840 Somebody told me that. I've been asking for weeks. 1171 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,080 I'll find out for you. Please take a shame because I'm 1172 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,480 curious, but where am I on the 8th of August the. 1173 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,640 Money will also be paid into my bank account for the shows and 1174 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:39,440 then I'll give you some of them. Are all those tickets on your 1175 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,360 website orisitshine.net? You can get them on my website 1176 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,040 but it links to Shane. So we'll put whatever you think 1177 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,960 the best link is. Markmccarry.com/tickets. 1178 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,440 In the description. Thank you. 1179 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,680 Right. So let's let's. 1180 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,080 I've got. I've selected 3. 1181 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,960 Now The thing is down, the name of the street is on the image. 1182 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,520 It's only means the main. Street. 1183 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,520 OK. I feel like this is a clutter. 1184 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:11,840 That's correct. That's yeah, that. 1185 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,400 I didn't even turn around. I mean that's just one view 1186 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,760 doing the street to take on that's. 1187 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,960 Yeah. They go on again, go again. 1188 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,720 Is that no draw? A bit more of a view of this 1189 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,880 one. I feel like a noble going ahead. 1190 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,320 See the bump in there? Should be. 1191 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,480 It could be influencing you a bit. 1192 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,960 Oh God, there's checking checking boys in there. 1193 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:44,840 Oh, that's. Heads away here. 1194 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,440 Why am I blanking on? I know you're going to tell me. 1195 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,000 Then we'll go yes. John No. 1196 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,880 There's a better red, white and blue bump in there with that 1197 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,520 influence, you're thinking. No, no, I just was that cross. 1198 00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,280 I recognise that cross. You're halfway there. 1199 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,480 There's a shop right behind that lorry. 1200 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,640 Should be if you. Want to go slightly down the 1201 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,720 street? We can't because I think it 1202 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,560 gives it away. I think there's a there's a same 1203 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:09,720 post. Right. 1204 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,600 It's in Throne 100%. You're halfway there with Cross. 1205 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,280 I'm blanking here but I no one know what. 1206 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,040 Take us down the street down and put him on his misery here. 1207 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:33,080 Oh, you know him. The shop what I said in the 1208 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,280 sailor shop behind. That you did. 1209 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,400 I just couldn't think of the insects. 1210 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,480 My cross is right. It is 10 out of 10 to go. 1211 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,720 There's a shop behind that lorry on the race, look at what's that 1212 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,920 fell by and they're done. He's getting a paper. 1213 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,840 Stealing the cure? We we solve crimes through 1214 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:55,400 Google Street Maps. OK one more to close this out. 1215 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,280 Again, a bit of red, white and blue bunting up. 1216 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,560 That's a very strangely angle, like can you go to the left wee 1217 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:10,680 bit? I feel like I'm wrong here. 1218 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,600 If he gets one for three, he's going to be mentally 1219 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,960 embarrassed. You're straight a little. 1220 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:21,840 Bit move up a wee bit. It's a strange we angle it up 1221 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,560 there. Do we sell this show to Netflix? 1222 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:31,840 McCartney on maps the meat joint Oh why you like a big meat joint 1223 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,080 to you that's. Not care. 1224 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,080 No, it's not cash. No, that's here. 1225 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,080 We go. There we go, all the. 1226 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:40,520 Time he wouldn't drive through it anymore. 1227 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,200 Here we go. I know. 1228 01:00:49,560 --> 01:01:02,800 It's not. Bottler. 1229 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,000 Not bad, boys. Not bad. 1230 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,280 I wasn't blowing smoke. Imagine we do this live in front 1231 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,360 of a crush. Oh, SSE there now. 1232 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,160 Yes. We're on The Voice. 1233 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,520 Mark, thank you very much. Good luck for the tour. 1234 01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,720 And how will we think about that idea that we might be the 1235 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,440 aliens? I will. 1236 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,880 I'll not sleep tonight. That's for other reasons.