1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:40,520 You love it. Zippers, welcome to the Tea with 15 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:45,640 me podcast with me, Shiny boy, QQ, the man himself, the mom 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:50,960 boy, the money toad, several the man with several names, she and 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,440 Todd. Guys, it's a good day today. 18 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,720 What we're going to do is we're going to drink tea, we're going 19 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,880 to really just kick back and have a little bit of a laugh. 20 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,680 I don't want any anyone to do anything that's too taxing. 21 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,400 You know, like I know some people like listen to this 22 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,000 podcast in the gym or when they're out for a run, But you 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,520 know, I'd, I'd tease more about relaxing. 24 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,120 So what I'd like you to do is if you're out for a run, just take 25 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,680 that piece down. You know, if you, if you're 26 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,560 trying to break a PB, don't worry about it, you'll get it 27 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,600 next time. Just just flow. 28 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,840 Just go with it. If you're in the gym and maybe 29 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,520 you're like, I'm going to do 20 reps of this. 30 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:27,200 Why not just put the weight way up and just do one massive Rep 31 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:31,480 and just do a massive grunt And at the end of it go, ah, fuck 32 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,000 yes, You know, I'd really like that. 33 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,560 Last time I was in the gym seven years ago, whenever we were 34 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,680 allowed to go in gyms, there was a couple working out in the gym 35 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:44,160 and they were trying to make as much noise as possible through 36 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,600 their grunting. And I looked at them like, is, 37 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,200 is that not really weird you guys are doing this? 38 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,800 Like with my face. I definitely said that. 39 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,440 And they look back to me like, is it weird? 40 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,640 You're not making that noise, you know, but that's just why 41 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:58,640 gems are listen, I started fast because I'm I'm going to do 42 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,520 something right here live on the podcast. 43 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,800 That is the sort of content that people want from the Tea with Me 44 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,560 podcast. We're going to do listeners 45 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,919 questions. We're going to do TripAdvisor. 46 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,480 I want to look at a video as well. 47 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,320 This first time I'm going to try and do this. 48 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:17,440 Technically, it might not work out, but we talked on this 49 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,440 podcast about different types of tea and Barry's tea gets 50 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,720 mentioned a lot. People talk about Barry because 51 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,560 obviously there's Barry and there's Nam Barry, you know, 52 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,960 which is which is the Vietnamese Barry. 53 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,720 That's such lockdown bounder, isn't it? 54 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,520 You know, but you've got, you've got Barry and, and, and now I'm 55 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:42,080 Barry, who are, you know, big rivals, two guys of different 56 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,200 nationalities. But people always tell me about 57 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,200 Barry's and they go. It is the best. 58 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,600 I think I've had it before, but I don't remember. 59 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,920 So I bought some whenever I did the big shop this morning also 60 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,880 best one of the lockdown this morning. 61 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,680 I go to Asda. It opens at 7:00. 62 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,480 I go, I'm just going to go early because I have a lot to do today 63 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,000 and they'll probably be a big queue. 64 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,880 I'd say guys, there wasn't a centre around. 65 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:08,800 It was just me and then later on a guy and it was great. 66 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,680 That's where I mean, that's the way I want to shop, you know, 67 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,080 because normally I like to, you know, I like to be a cute boy. 68 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,960 I like to sort of go about shopping in normal times and say 69 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,240 hello to people and look in other people's baskets and go. 70 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,840 Are you sure, Sharon? You know, whenever you see like 71 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:31,040 loads of cocktail sausages or whatever, but but now you're in 72 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,880 lockdown, I just get the headphones and I listen to a 73 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,520 podcast and I just get up and down those aisles like like more 74 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,160 Farah. But I saw some Barry's tea today 75 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,480 and I bought it. Here we go live on the TV 76 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,440 podcast. It's a live TS test. 77 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,720 It's the live sip. It's the exclusive sip of 78 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,200 Barry's tea. By the way, this isn't sponsored 79 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,440 by Barry's. So I'm going to give a real 80 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,720 opinion here because if they sponsor me, then I would have to 81 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:54,680 go. That's delicious. 82 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,080 But there is the threat here that I might take a sip of this 83 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,120 and go, that is fucking vile. So here we go. 84 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,680 No, what I'm going to, by the way, I should point out before 85 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:14,480 it give him a reaction here, if you're new to the podcast, it is 86 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,800 called Tea with Me. We are a tea nation of people. 87 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:20,800 But the whole podcast isn't about tea. 88 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:23,280 But what I will say about that is because there will be some 89 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:26,040 people listener watching for the first time going, does he just 90 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,040 talk about is it just a man tasting tea? 91 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,960 And there is a market for that, But that's not what we're about. 92 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:37,560 I will say Barry's tea, smooth, strong, you know, and Barry 93 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,920 seems like a guy who you know, because you've got like Tetley, 94 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,480 you've got Panjana, you've got PG tips, you know, that little 95 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,160 monkey pervert guy. And I don't know why. 96 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,800 I think that's just he has very long arms and he wears AT shirt 97 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,800 but no bottoms, you know, which is very like old school dad 98 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,520 pervert. And you know, because especially 99 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,920 my dad, like if we went away on holiday back in the day, I've 100 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,960 talked about distance, stand up. My dad used to wear speed still 101 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,960 dolls, wear speedos even in winter to to just go, you know, 102 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,440 to just go out. But he used to on holiday, he'd 103 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,800 wear speedos, but then he wore AT shirt down to the beach, but 104 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,040 he didn't put shorts on. So a lot of time it looked like 105 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,280 I had an elderly man with me who was wearing AT shirt and then 106 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,880 just no, no pants. But he did have speedos on. 107 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,400 That's irrelevant. What's relevant is Barry's tea. 108 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,280 I enjoyed it, but I think I took the sip a little bit fast and 109 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,720 we've all done that before. It was just a bit too hot. 110 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,560 And I should have said some of the time, but I was trying to 111 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:36,480 act hard in front of you. So we'll just talk about that as 112 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,560 we go home. But I was going to say what's 113 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,600 been happening this week? But we know on lockdown that 114 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,200 not, not really much, not really much goes on. 115 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,360 The ray of lockdown is back this Friday night. 116 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,880 It's going to come out as a BBC Songs download. 117 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,120 This was the radio show that me and Dave Elliott did that Let me 118 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:57,280 just put this on aeroplane mode. That was the radio show me and 119 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,720 Dave did. And we were on Radio Ulster for 120 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,400 a 10 week run. And this is like our fourth 121 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,000 series. But this is the time where 122 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,280 because we just started playing like dance music and doing like 123 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,200 old school shout outs that like used to happen back in the day 124 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,920 and radio where it's like, you know, shouted to this person 125 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,640 doing that. And then they became all these 126 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,720 characters that became part of the show. 127 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,080 I mean all the shout outs were real, but you know, there was 128 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,320 character like Marpin and Blobby, if you listen kept 129 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:28,520 coming in every week and it just it just really took off and it 130 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,160 was we were like totally amazed by it. 131 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,680 But then our run ended and another show was scheduled to go 132 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,720 into the slot. Like that's that's how it works. 133 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,520 You know, you have you get given your time, your contract and 134 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,400 then something else is because they got a schedule like really 135 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:50,960 far in advance. So we can, I kinda pushed to to 136 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:55,320 get the show to come back in some way as I give us any slot, 137 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,880 just let us keep it because it really did become like a thing 138 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,120 in people's weekends, including mine and Dave's. 139 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,240 You know, it was like, it was just it was your Friday night 140 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,320 because there is no Friday night. 141 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,000 So for anyone who listen, and by the way, I'm not saying this was 142 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,360 like the biggest thing since sliced bread, but I just mean 143 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:16,560 for some people it actually felt important in a way, even though 144 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,400 it was 2 deck heads playing Wakefield salad. 145 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,520 I'm talking about this like it's Michelangelo's David, you know, 146 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,880 talking about this like it's some sort of really important 147 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,400 poetry when it was actually 2 fellas being like, ah, shout out 148 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,360 the Backlund skin. And Jesus Christ, I was about to 149 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:38,560 say skin ferrets. Nobody ever called in with that. 150 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:44,040 But you know, it'd be like, shout out the fucking Mr 151 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,560 Begglesworth up in Kirkstown, just just enjoying some ham with 152 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,080 his shoes off. This is Corona rhythm of the 153 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,880 night. You know, it was that kind of 154 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,760 thing. And I think it was silly. 155 00:07:54,960 --> 00:08:00,800 I think people enjoyed it. We certainly did and and I was 156 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:06,280 very like persistent in trying to get the show back in some 157 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,480 way. So they said look, we can do a 158 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,680 BBC sign show. Would you be interested or not? 159 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,960 We said you had us at the first thing you said. 160 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,840 So that's coming back. We're recording that tonight and 161 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,840 I'm buzzing. Really, really excited for that. 162 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:23,800 We've got them the TV show previously for BBC. 163 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,200 We've got a three-part series that mentioned a couple of weeks 164 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,280 ago. So we're sort of working out how 165 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:33,240 we fell on that in lockdown, which is going to be different, 166 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:35,559 you know, because there was an audience for the last one, 167 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:36,720 there'll be no audience this time. 168 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,840 So, so we've got to figure figure that out. 169 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,799 And then it's just seeing like what the crack is with stand up, 170 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:46,000 what the crack is with gigs. I don't know, you know, we're 171 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,320 having a baby. I don't know what what's going 172 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:53,760 to happen with like the getting back in the stand up. 173 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,560 So I think something is going to happen like drive in cinema type 174 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,760 thing, reduce capacity gigs, I don't know. 175 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,520 But I just I just need to, I need to get back into it. 176 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,240 But the podcasts have been great fun. 177 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,360 The podcasts have been great fun. 178 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,520 I've done a couple other people's podcast this week as 179 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,960 well. And it just it feels like in a 180 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,440 way, it's a keeping me sharp a bit just because you're having 181 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,320 to try and like in a way be funny. 182 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,240 And obviously we're talking about a nonsense on here, but 183 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,760 like kind of in a way, it feels like stand up, you know, just 184 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,760 just like a little bit. But but yeah, I'm buzzing. 185 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,920 The I'm buzzing to get to get back into, into stand up. 186 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:37,000 I did a run this morning and I just sat for an hour after in my 187 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:43,640 kitchen and just just sort of felt, you know what I mean? 188 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,440 I just, I just was in my feelings and I say in my 189 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,520 feelings, I was just bright red for about an hour. 190 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:58,320 And, and I think that that tells me that I need to like, yeah, 191 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,240 that Barry's is definitely good. Yeah. 192 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,240 I, I don't know. I think maybe like, don't run in 193 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,200 the heat, you know, because I run in the heat. 194 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,520 And then I come back and for an R, maybe it's just because I'm 195 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,200 not, I'm not as fit as it should be. 196 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,360 But whenever I come back, I really have a Robert De Niro 197 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,320 face and I breathe like Tony Soprano. 198 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,800 Whenever I finish a run, I look like a mafia boss who's weighing 199 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,360 up a really important like job where they got to shoot someone, 200 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,000 but he's not sure if he wants to do it because the guy used to be 201 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,600 his mate and we're going to bust, we're going to whack this 202 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:39,120 guy. You know that That's the way it 203 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,120 is. But I'm getting new running 204 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,480 shoes, so that should make me run a lot faster because that's 205 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,040 what it is. That's what it is. 206 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,000 I just need new shoes. They've got a wee air bubble in 207 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,200 them, so I should shave about 20 minutes off my time, I would 208 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,200 say. So I said I was going to do like 209 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,440 a breakdown of a video. I haven't done this on the 210 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,360 podcast before, but this just needs to get out there to the 211 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,560 masses. This video was viral way before 212 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,360 things were viral, you know what I mean? 213 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,560 Like it was this and syphilis back in the day. 214 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,560 Everybody had this on their phones. 215 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,520 People sent that around. And I got reminded of this very 216 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,360 recently. So we're going to like, play it 217 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,520 as we go. But if you haven't seen this, 218 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,480 it's basically a rap battle between two guys. 219 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:22,080 It's called the Belfast Rap Battle and I feel like everybody 220 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,120 my age has seen this, but it's my hope that some people haven't 221 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,760 and they get to welcome this into their lives. 222 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:43,720 It's two fellas going head to Go for it. 223 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:47,280 Yo, my name is Prendi Monrat Dan Swift on B. 224 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,120 I mean, I mean, one thing that's great about it is, right, none 225 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,440 of it rhymes, right? Which is fine because OK, I do 226 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,920 like the MCPS or thing where I'm like Belfast rapper. 227 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,560 If I was put in the spot, I couldn't freestyle rap, right? 228 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,960 So it's difficult because this guy's under like loads of 229 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,520 pressure, but it's the fact. It's the fact that. 230 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,800 OK, You know, he's like, he's like getting feeling his way 231 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,200 into it. But the last line, all drink up, 232 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,840 all drink up, you know, which is like, which is great. 233 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,960 Like it's like, I love this video because it's so positive. 234 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,520 Everybody is having a great time. 235 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,360 These guys are going head to head rap. 236 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,080 I like what this guy's wearing. I think he's got like a wolf on 237 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,200 his long sleeve T-shirt. It's brilliant. 238 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:48,040 All drink up, all drink up. I mean, that's what you want to 239 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,720 do when you're when you're having fun. 240 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,280 You know, somebody is going to deliver straight heat whenever 241 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,440 they have to get up from the from the top bunk. 242 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,280 Like I think Eminem permanently just sits on the top bunk of a 243 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,600 bed and waits until like Doctor Dre is ready to go into the 244 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,080 studio. And then he's like, Yep, I'm up. 245 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:14,560 Like this guy has been chilling on the top bunk and he's about 246 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,960 to just bring serious heat to the party. 247 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,800 You can't see me. You ain't no fucking John Cena, 248 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,520 bitch. I'll tell you what. 249 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,240 Want to know something? Definitely scrambling. 250 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,400 With in the middle of a freestyle rap, you go, do you 251 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:33,000 know what do you want to know? Something it's such a delay for 252 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,720 time. Here, 2 seconds. 253 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,280 Here. I'm about to tell you something, 254 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,440 right? But I'm going to tell you in a 255 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,600 second. I'm not going to tell you right 256 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,520 now, but we're for it, because here it is. 257 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:50,200 On the top bunk. Fucking kick your ass any day. 258 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,800 That's why you infect the boots the asses. 259 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,240 See, as far as I'm concerned, I was fucking Irish as they come. 260 00:13:55,240 --> 00:14:10,480 I'm fucking a lucky bastard. The Ego Eagles from the Rock, 261 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,520 He's like, am I lucky? But I mean, also the way he 262 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,760 delivers. Lucky bastard. 263 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,440 You would never hear that in a rap battle in like New York or 264 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,400 LA or anywhere in America. You wouldn't hear it said like a 265 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:30,320 lucky bastard. I'm a lucky bastard. 266 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,720 Unbelievable. OK, let's see where he's going 267 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,840 to go from here because by the way, these guys go head to head 268 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,520 for a while and it only gets better. 269 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,360 Pride. Loving it. 270 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,360 I know what's got better luck than you, fucker. 271 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:46,240 Mr Crocker says he can catch the fucking Friday all parts as much 272 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,160 seek can. I don't know what that means, 273 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,280 but under after every sentence he keeps saying under his 274 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,640 breath. So it is and that's enjoyable as 275 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,800 well, because that's also like not rap at all to say so it is 276 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:02,200 so it is doesn't make sense. You know, it's not something 277 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:06,280 that like, you know, you hear like Migos, you know, I think 278 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,560 it's offset from Migos goes in the middle of his raps. 279 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,240 Drake is a big fan of a Yeah, you know, he loves that. 280 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,320 Like some people have like a little thing they do. 281 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,280 No rap. I mean, this guy is the original 282 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,600 because no rapper had already claimed that beforehand. 283 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:26,600 So it is, you know, you're not going to hear at the start of at 284 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,840 the start of Kendrick Lamar, you know, bringing in a new track. 285 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,320 You're not you're not going to hear Kendrick Lamar starting off 286 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,600 a freestyle. So it is. 287 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,840 So what? What is it? 288 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,960 Yeah, but what is it? It is it So it is. 289 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,280 Also, he's wearing chinos. Phenomenal. 290 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,800 Absolutely phenomenal from this guy. 291 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,840 Also, how short are those bunk beds? 292 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,680 Because I don't know if that ladder needs to be there, but 293 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,600 that's irrelevant. All we know is the crowd are 294 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,960 getting well into it at this point. 295 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,600 You can't even catch a fucking footlocker. 296 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,320 Sometimes in rap, I guess you get just carried away and you 297 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,560 just say something that sounds good in your head at the time. 298 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,560 But I don't know where he's going with this. 299 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,880 You couldn't catch a footlocker. I don't know what that means. 300 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,760 I don't know what it means. I mean, does he mean the shop or 301 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,640 a footlocker in jet? I mean, a footlocker sounds big 302 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,320 and bulky. I don't know if anyone could 303 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:26,480 catch it. Bottle of butt in hand, by the 304 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,040 way. I mean, this is so swagged out. 305 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,840 This is so enjoyable. The drinks are flowing, the boys 306 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,040 are just going head to head and he's got a butt in hand. 307 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,360 If I'm in the club bottle full of butt, it's time for the head 308 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,320 back. I may not be able to catch a 309 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,000 foot now, but you can't catch a fucking cold. 310 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,840 Oh no, he didn't. Oh no, he didn't. 311 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000 He also doesn't address the fact that no one knows what it means. 312 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,360 You couldn't catch a Foot Locker and he's straight in with you. 313 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,440 Couldn't catch a cold. No shit is going down and things 314 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,960 are heating up. Tommy, at least I'm healthy as 315 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,000 fuck, bitch, because I want to know what that means. 316 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,240 I can fucking get it on all night long with any bitching 317 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:15,119 your girl. He's talking. 318 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:19,160 About a period of so much time. I get on with any bitch all day 319 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,640 and night and afternoon and evening. 320 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,920 He does like. As well as that he does look 321 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,000 like someone who would have stamina. 322 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,640 Like he looks like a long distance runner. 323 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,760 So part of me doesn't like that and also I don't like that he 324 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,080 like there's no need for that. Like he this guy is busy taking 325 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,200 it like down level in terms of what they're talking about, you 326 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,840 know, I mean, like he's getting a little bit disrespectful. 327 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,680 He's obviously hit with the ladies and he's getting well 328 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,200 into that. It is going down. 329 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,280 The crowd are starting to get really, really into this. 330 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,800 You couldn't get it off with a fucking grandma bitch. 331 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,720 Johnny, Johnny, Well played Sir, well played indeed. 332 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,440 Never never made my fucking girl. 333 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:11,960 You're a ginger ass fuck like. They're having fun up to this 334 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,120 point. You're a ginger as fuck. 335 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,600 I mean that that that is virgin and sly. 336 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,400 And nothing is rhyming here. Nothing is rhyming here. 337 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:23,400 And again, like like Ed Sheeran, like does a little bit of rap in 338 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,120 his music. I don't know if ginger guys 339 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,360 should rap. You know that has never again. 340 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,120 It's never. But this is an exclusive. 341 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,160 No one in a rap battle has been called the ginger ass fuck. 342 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:38,600 Need to in the world. My fucking grandma or your 343 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,000 grandma? Either way, fucking grandmas 344 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,800 have more experience than you. Says you've got a fucking kink, 345 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:52,320 but that's fucking, says. I think by the way, this, this 346 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,600 has turned into like he's giving him advice, you know what I 347 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,760 mean? Because he's crouched forward 348 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,880 now in the bunk beds and he's just having a real heart to 349 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,840 heart. Either way, fucking grandmas 350 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,080 have more experience than you. Says you've got a fucking. 351 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,600 Chicken. Oh how quick did he do so? 352 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,680 What is there? Grandmas have more experience in 353 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,720 uses? Unbelievable. 354 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,200 Oh shit, he's getting well into this. 355 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,080 I'll tell you what, the fucking Chinese are born. 356 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:26,320 Is that fucking it? I get. 357 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,520 It is in his head. Right, I get what he means 358 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,760 because it's an old outdated stereotypes. 359 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,160 The Chinese guys have small Dicks. 360 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,440 I get what I get in his head, the place where he's bringing it 361 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,280 from, but he's undermining his point because he's making Johnny 362 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,080 seem from that actor like he has a massive Dick because he goes 363 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,960 the Chinese are going to don't know where it is. 364 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,920 But then he's awesome. He's also like an off a massive 365 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,200 Dick. It's not gangster. 366 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,680 It's not gangster that way through a rap battle. 367 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,160 They're like, OK, maybe you would make some reference about 368 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,640 jacking your own and maybe you'd do that. 369 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,360 But you shouldn't be in a rap battle. 370 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,280 I don't think like wanking off other guys even with your 371 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,640 imagination. Is that? 372 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,880 It's also he just keeps sitting back in the bunk bed after every 373 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,080 line like oh shit let me just get a rest here. 374 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,440 I can barely get make myself a fucking milkshake out of it so 375 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,520 the boys can't even fucking come to my door to see it. 376 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,640 Like he doesn't understand measurements and he doesn't 377 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,320 understand like what's a lot like, I think what he's. 378 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,720 I think. I think. 379 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:37,160 What he's saying here is he's wanking us, me off and he's 380 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,520 like, there's not enough, there's not enough sperm here. 381 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,400 There's only enough sperm here to barely like, fill up a 382 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,240 milkshake, and milkshake is a lot of volume. 383 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,840 I don't know how much he's producing, but he's not 384 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,320 impressed that his mate Johnny IS is going to basically turn 385 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,760 into a full Yazoo. So the boys can't even fucking 386 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,880 come to my door to see it. He's been doing that for too 387 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:05,720 lately. That for too long 40 seconds. 388 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,320 That's not interrupt like in a rap battle, like just certain 389 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,640 ham movements you got to do, you know what I mean? 390 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:19,360 But I mean, maybe you do it quick, but for like 45 seconds 391 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,320 you can't just be in the pool. It's massive Dick. 392 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,840 So the boys can't even fucking come to my door to see it. 393 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,800 Size don't matter if it's how they're fucking you, you know 394 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,600 about that because you can't even do it. 395 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,520 You also shouldn't be saying that you're the rap father if 396 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,040 you're trying to be gangster. No set, no mid thing is, size 397 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,600 doesn't matter, so you use it. That's PC like he's just he's 398 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,120 saying like in rap I've got a small Dick. 399 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,920 No mate, it's an altered event. No, it's actually how you use 400 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,120 it. Midnight a big balls like so. 401 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,240 You know about that because you can't even do it. 402 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:07,080 Oh shit, one more time, obviously. 403 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:11,120 A black person's got more. As far as I'm concerned, they're 404 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,400 the luckiest bastards. Around. 405 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600 They can rap, they can fuck their big Dicks. 406 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,240 He's not rapping anymore. He's not. 407 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,920 He's got so in the decks like and talk about Dicks that he's 408 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,040 just made like a social commentary point there where 409 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,240 he's like, first of all, he's obsessed with like stereotypes 410 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,560 about Dicks because he's talked about Chinese. 411 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,840 And listen to this. I mean, this is a rap battle. 412 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,600 Obviously a black person's got more bumpy today. 413 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,280 It's the look to the camera. Obviously no, but black wooden 414 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,800 black guys have more of an advantage and then just the set 415 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,960 back. Jesus Christ, this is a rap 416 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,120 battle. They're the luckiest bastards. 417 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,760 Around. They can rap, they can fuck, 418 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,120 they have big Dicks. They're fucking looking for a 419 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,040 second. Sir, there's one animal that can 420 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,480 fuck batter than you, and that's a fucking cow. 4 decks, four 421 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,440 birds. Easy enough. 422 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:11,960 No one say you have 4 decks. I don't remember this one the 423 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,720 first time that I saw this, but where did that come from? 424 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:18,800 I thought he was gonna say a lion. 425 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,040 There's one animal, the fox, better than all the rest. 426 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,360 I like car. What's a nine? 427 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,120 He says after it. What's a nine? 428 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,440 He says after it. 4 decks, four birds. 429 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,760 Easy enough. None say. 430 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,280 It. 4 decks, 4 decks, four birds. 431 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,680 Easy enough? I don't know. 432 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,720 This guy, this guy got off their farm. 433 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:18,040 Oh, you lucky bastard. This means that he thinks to get 434 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,600 milk. Farmers wank off. 435 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,000 He's so upset with people being wanked up. 436 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:27,080 We have that one more time. 4 decks, four birds, no problem. 4 437 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,880 decks, four birds, easy. Enough 4. 438 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,520 Decks. 4 decks, four birds, no problem. 439 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,880 Easy enough. Like that's all that needed to 440 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,480 be said. I want what I what I really want 441 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,400 more than anything is Attenborough in the next series 442 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,160 of Planet Earth. Like is I want Attenborough's 443 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,520 last sign offline to just show a cow in the wild and I want David 444 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:02,520 Attenborough to say the animal that has sex most in the animal 445 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:10,240 Kingdom is the cow. 4 Dicks, four birds, no problem and just 446 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,840 retire. There's one animal that can fuck 447 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,880 better than you, and that's a fucking cow. 4 decks, four 448 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,960 birds. Easy enough. 449 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,320 Don't say it. You have 4 Dicks. 450 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,720 College 4 decks. Guys, welcome to your first year 451 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,360 university. You're studying agriculture. 452 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,880 We're going to be learning a lot about farm machinery, about some 453 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,560 some of the animals you would find in a farm. 454 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,360 Like, can anyone tell me an animal you might find on a farm? 455 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,080 Yeah. Kai Kai. 456 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,640 Absolutely correct. Oh, we've got another hand up 457 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,480 there. Have you got another animal 458 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,200 you'd like The you'd like that into this? 459 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,400 No, it's just it's just a fact about cars. 460 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,560 Oh, right. OK. 461 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,000 Well, yes, feel free to give it to the class. 4 decks, four 462 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,080 birds. No problem. 463 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:06,520 Give me a distinction. It's a it's a first day. 4 decks 464 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,440 4. Yes, sorry. 465 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,320 Go ahead. Cars have 4 decks. 466 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,640 Four birds. No problem. 467 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:20,360 Give me that 22. Jesus Christ, Honestly, like I 468 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:25,760 remember seeing that at the time and enjoying that, but I, I, I 469 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,440 don't think I've enjoyed anything more that has, I feel 470 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,760 like if we all see this in lockdown, I'm like, you know 471 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,880 what, fair fox to those fellas, fair fox to those guys, because 472 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,880 you can tell the fellas behind the camera, like I go ahead, do 473 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,120 it here and we'll film it. But they're both just absolutely 474 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,720 go for it. And that's that's the funniest 475 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,080 part of it to me. Like at no point to these two 476 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,120 fellas get embarrassed at No2. At no point, they're just like, 477 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,160 fuck it, We're wordsmiths. We're obviously like in the 478 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,960 wrap. We've got the rhymes. 479 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,320 I mean, No2 words ever rhyme in it at any point. 480 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,160 But like, but that's eight mile, you know, I mean, like that's 481 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,480 the real eight mile. It's not eight mile, probably 482 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,160 not as much as eight mile. It's five mile. 483 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,880 It's it's five mile time. You know, that's kind of what it 484 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,480 is. But that is just there's 485 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,920 something so beautiful about it. You've got these two defined 486 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,920 characters. Johnny sitting standing there, 487 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,000 bottle of Bud. He's all action. 488 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,400 He likes to be on his feet for it. 489 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,960 Also full player because the glasses he's got Nike night 490 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,440 glasses, right? Ball or move. 491 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,560 You've got, I think it's Johnny or no, the other guy is on the 492 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,280 top bunk of the bed. He likes to recline. 493 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,800 Also. We had two pillows behind him 494 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,960 the whole time, which again is not wrap at all. 495 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,760 Like, at no point straight out of Compton does Doctor Dre be 496 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,360 like, my posture is just not right here. 497 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,800 Can the passes that we cushion? Oh, I'd sit there. 498 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,720 Really, really, really, really enjoy that. 499 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,560 I really enjoy that. That's giving me such a laugh. 500 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,640 Oh my God. I mean, I wonder could we get 501 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,760 those two fellas on the podcast next week? 502 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,640 If I'm being serious, if anybody knows those two guys that took 503 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,960 part in that rap, I think they're absolute legends and I 504 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,400 would love to just have them even for a very quick chat over 505 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,920 Zoom or on the phone on the podcast, because people would 506 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,360 love to hear from them, I'm sure. 507 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,800 But there you have fair Firefox to you guys that that is really, 508 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:27,280 really enjoyable Zippers. Let me really quickly plug the 509 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,480 Patreon for the Tea with Me podcast. 510 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,440 There's basically a way where you sign up for a small fee, you 511 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,320 get the bonus podcast on a Monday and load other cool 512 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,640 stuff. We've got stickers. 513 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,280 We've got stickers we've been emailing about those Armando 514 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,800 Roscoe material goods and we hope to have those really soon 515 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,080 for all the Patreons. He'll be sent them out free. 516 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,680 If you're a member of a certain tier of Patreon, you get a 517 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,480 ticket for the first live podcast whenever we're all like 518 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,040 outside again and going to gigs and all that kind of thing. 519 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,960 And yeah, but we do a bonus podcast, me and producer Dan, 520 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,160 every Monday, which is like the same length as one of these. 521 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,280 And it's all good fun to shout out all the sippers that that 522 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,560 help us out over in the Patreon. If you're in a position to do 523 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,720 that, that'd be class. If not, totally understand. 524 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,840 You'll still get the Wednesday and Friday episodes of the TV 525 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,560 with Me podcast. Also, we got to plug the Rave 526 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,480 Lockdown, which is on BBC Signs this Friday. 527 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,560 You can listen to it at any point during the week and it's 528 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,760 me and the big gap tooth gap toothed stone head among myself 529 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,840 because I didn't pronounce it right. 530 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,600 Dave Elliott. So do check that out. 531 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:33,040 Back to the pod zippers. We're back. 532 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,360 We're going to do listeners questions. 533 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,000 I haven't done TripAdvisor on this episode and I'm going to be 534 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,240 honest about it because it honestly is the best policy. 535 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,760 We're not doing it this week. We're not going to do it. 536 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,920 What happened is because I don't really plan it beforehand and 537 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,720 went on the TripAdvisor website, typed in a couple of places, 538 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,640 tried to do it, but the reviews just weren't juicy enough and it 539 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,040 was just wasting everybody's time. 540 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,720 So next week, or maybe ask listeners if they know places 541 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,440 with good TripAdvisor reviews and we can do them, then we'll 542 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,040 do that. But we've got listeners 543 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,600 questions. Stuart Clement says James Bond, 544 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:07,520 who did it better. I'm not really a Bond guy. 545 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,000 I don't know. It didn't like Bond's attitude, 546 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,320 like shaken, not stirred. You know, you're like nobody 547 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,400 asked you, you know, just what do you want to drink? 548 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:19,760 Martini shaken, not stirred, you know, wait, you know, that is 549 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,560 just kind of like, I don't know, I think it's a little bit sly 550 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,720 from them and like, obviously I wouldn't be a good born because 551 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,840 I only really drink cider and you know, you can't really add 552 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,920 anything to that after you say it, you know, yes, what would 553 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:41,080 you like to drink? Could have a the cider. 554 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,760 Yeah. No, no Bond has ever had a pint 555 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,840 of Magners before. No Bond is ever walking about 556 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,360 with a bottle that's a wee bit too big, even though he's, he's 557 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,040 already poured the drink, but he still has like a good bit left 558 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,360 like Bond is. Bond is walking about with like 559 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,840 too many things in his hands and a packet of crisps in between, 560 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,880 you know, So I don't think I'd be a good Bond. 561 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,320 I don't know. Some of the new ones have been 562 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,720 pretty good. But people are weird for Bond, 563 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,440 like guys like in particular, like guys who like, you know, 564 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,920 claim to be straight or like a little bit. 565 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:19,160 Let me just say, let's just say a little bit gay for Bond. 566 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,840 If you sort of catch them and drift there. 567 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,360 So no, I I don't know the best Bond. 568 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,840 People always talk about Sean Connery as being the best Bond. 569 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,880 Pierce Brosnan was definitely like a little bit Wick. 570 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,600 I think. I think we can all appreciate 571 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,280 that. Good actor, but not a Bond And 572 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:40,800 Daniel Craig is is is good as as Bond, I think, but but I don't 573 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,080 know. I think they should get a wild 574 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,120 card in there. You know, like let's have 575 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,080 someone who hasn't been talked about as maybe going to be in 576 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,880 the next Bond. Let's just throw them into it. 577 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,720 Like what about Kirk from Coronation Street? 578 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,240 You know, I would definitely enjoy that. 579 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,400 You know, if Bond was ordering better, you know, a pint of 580 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:01,600 better and a hot pot, I would I would enjoy it And he'd have to 581 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,160 get like Chesney would be Chesney would be Bonds like me 582 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,000 and my and Kirk wouldn't get it right. 583 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,360 You know, Kirk's a little bit ditzy. 584 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,160 So they'd be like, what's your name? 585 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:15,240 Like instead of saying double O 7, they'd be like, you know, I'd 586 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,280 be honest, I've never heard Kirk talk before boys, He like a bit 587 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,720 like that. I don't know. 588 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,440 I like I just like the idea of like a more Yorkshire Bond. 589 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,640 I would definitely enjoy that. But I don't know who did it 590 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,080 better because I haven't seen that many of them. 591 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,680 Roger Moore. Dave likes Roger Moore, so maybe 592 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,800 he was pretty good too. Noah Ballard says American here. 593 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,840 That's what day. Hey, we're all united by tea. 594 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,320 We're all brought together. OK. 595 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,280 So it doesn't matter where you're from, the Democratic 596 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,800 Republic of Congo, macro fell America, you're very welcome 597 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,360 here. I like the way of American 598 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,040 listeners, Noah. So thanks. 599 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,640 Thanks for being on board. Noah says I only recently got in 600 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,360 the classic hot tea, mostly because of your podcast. 601 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,320 Yes, If I can leave any legacy in the world, this is what it 602 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,720 is. People are just getting in the 603 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,920 tea. I want people to be like that 604 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,120 fella was like calling me Shane, like that's another thing. 605 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,000 Some of the betrayal and something calling me shiny 606 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,960 Kukud, shiny boy kukud, which I I don't want. 607 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,760 I just, you know, stick with like the money told or the man 608 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,400 boy cheeky or whatever, but stop. 609 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,080 I'm basically using this platform as an appeal to say 610 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,120 stop calling me shiny boy QQ. Even though my hair is like the 611 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,840 Caprio Titanic and I'm looking like young and tan. 612 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,840 I want people to stop. Whatever you do, stop saying 613 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:40,200 shiny boy QQ because I hate it. So it's embarrassing. 614 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,960 If you keep calling me, keep calling me. 615 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,600 Noah says where I'm from, sweet iced tea rules all. 616 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,600 What's the official tea with me opinion on the syrupy goodness 617 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,880 that is sweet iced tea an ingenious innovation or an 618 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,880 abomination? That could definitely be a 619 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,880 feature. Noah just every week with 620 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,080 different topics and ingenious innovation or an abomination. 621 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:04,520 I can't judge because I've never had it and we don't do that 622 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,760 here. We're a tolerant people. 623 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,239 The team with me society like we're nice people. 624 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,120 Tea drinkers are calm, nice people. 625 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,520 So I would say I think I might enjoy I stay. 626 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,560 I've never had it. I don't know. 627 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,400 And I was going to say like depending on what part of 628 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,560 America you're from, if I'm in that part of America for a gig 629 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,840 next year, you know, we could definitely meet up and we could 630 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,120 have an iced tea. Now I'm aware that that 631 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,040 somewhere in the world will be like homosexual slang, like 632 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,719 that's definitely gay slang for something like, I don't know, an 633 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,880 iced tea. Touch your let me touch your 634 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,800 pee. I'm not sure what it would be, 635 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,320 but but if it if it's just an iced tea, I think I would like 636 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,320 that and I could give you my opinion, but I don't know, like 637 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,040 I've never. I think when you grew up in 638 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,360 Northern Ireland, definitely an iced tea is something that 639 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,280 you're told is bad. You know, you're told like God, 640 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,200 don't be going over drinking any iced tea like devil worshippers 641 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,640 do that. But I think I would probably be 642 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,480 willing to give it a chance. I think I would give it a 643 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,080 chance. Also, what's sweet is that we 644 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:09,640 weren't recording the audio there from the laptop, which is 645 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,240 class. But I'm doing it now so we'll 646 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,080 have to. The sound will be better now and 647 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,960 not sweet. Ultimately it's a lovely day 648 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,200 outside and I'm making loads of mistakes and I'm not getting out 649 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,520 of the nice weather, but it's fine. 650 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,520 And I'm having Turkey sausages for lunch so it's going to be 651 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,960 sweet. But Noah, I can't comment yet, 652 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,800 but great to have you on board and all the international 653 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,920 sippers. I just want to say keep sipping. 654 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,520 Nick Boyd says when lockdown ends, what will you miss the 655 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,880 most? I think it will be probably in a 656 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:41,880 way weird to go back. I mean, that's not a big 657 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,640 stretch. I mean, it definitely is because 658 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,680 this has become the new normal. What will I miss the most? 659 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,960 I think having more time to do the things that I need to get 660 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,080 done, if that makes sense. Like not driving the places I 661 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,280 like driving the sticker podcast on or stick music on Cheney Boy 662 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,960 QQ cruising in his black car. But but then I think I'll just 663 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,920 miss being at home so much. I'm also not away like a lot 664 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,320 like every day I am going somewhere to do something, which 665 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,560 is very vague of me to say, but you know, it's a gig or a 666 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,280 meeting or a podcast or going to play football. 667 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,640 It is nice spending a lot of time at home. 668 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:28,200 I've never done this as much and I am enjoying it. 669 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,520 So I think that'll be kind of weird. 670 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,120 All my apples. Tommy gets in touch. 671 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,560 That's for that's a little Patreon kind of in joke. 672 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,760 That's why you need to join the patreonpatreon.com/team podcast 673 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,560 and then you'll know about Tommy boy apples. 674 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,360 But he says sheeny boy. QQ, stop it. 675 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,760 Can we discuss how the chairman, man of the Belfast African 676 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,840 clothing company BACC, Aaron Butler, says the word no Cheers. 677 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,600 First of all, yes, Aaron Butler is definitely like a guy from 678 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,040 West Belfast who dresses in a lot of traditional African gear. 679 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,240 And I don't know whether that's disrespectful or great, but 680 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,320 let's give him a call. I've never noticed the way he 681 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:11,120 says the word Nye, but hopefully we can shed some light on it. 682 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,520 Hopefully answers. How does he say Nye? 683 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:22,560 Nye. I don't know, Batman. 684 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,360 You're live on tea with me right now. 685 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,320 I need to. I've had a question. 686 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,880 Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah. 687 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,080 Yeah. I've got a I've got a question 688 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,760 that's about you, and I need to get your take on it. 689 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,760 So 3 inches. OK. 690 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,520 No. And also, it's not the lion's 691 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:48,000 like a ship, but it's four. Yeah, but somebody has asked, 692 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,400 somebody's asked me to talk about the way you say the word. 693 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,920 No, now, I've never noticed you send that. 694 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,840 In a weird way I have noticed before, like you don't do it as 695 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,360 much now, but like the letter, the number that comes after 2, 696 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,560 you would always have said free, but you're now sort of, you're 697 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,440 now like a three guy. Like I don't know if you've been 698 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:11,240 to that King's Speech fella or what, but how do you say now? 699 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,400 Can you say it? No. 700 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,760 No, no, that's not the way you said. 701 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,080 See. Now see. 702 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,160 Yeah, See. No, no. 703 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,960 See, now that you've said it, See, now that you've said it, I 704 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,560 know that that's not the way you say it. 705 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,640 Just what? What? 706 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,200 What way do people stay? I say it. 707 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,200 I think they think you maybe said nai, nai, nai. 708 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,640 Yeah, no. No, I'll tell you why I 709 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,680 actually. Purposely know this for a fact, 710 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,960 I might say it in like a comedy way like if I'm like emphasising 711 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,280 a joke or something that might do it. 712 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,880 But I purposely have always said nai because I know the majority 713 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,920 of people from West Belfast. No harm to them W Belfast will 714 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,160 say Nai right, very, very defensive. 715 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,480 OK, man, thanks for thanks for clearing that up. 716 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,320 Got to go, man. Doing my podcast now. 717 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:03,760 All right, yeah, he definitely says Nah and it's definitely 718 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,560 weird and he's definitely like always weirded to be called out 719 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,720 on that and and we rumble them. That's what we're doing on the 720 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:13,080 pod. OK, got questions on Instagram 721 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,840 from first of all, Trey Reynolds, who says no question. 722 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,880 Just want to say thanks for bringing some laughter to lock 723 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,160 to lock down your fab. Well, first of all, try thanks. 724 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,280 And I love being called fab because that makes me feel fab. 725 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,240 I'm being like locked down. I'm wearing like loads of sports 726 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,360 clothes all the time and I'm not really dressing up like a really 727 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,800 like real shiny boy. Cute, cute. 728 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,680 Like at the minute I'm shiny boy sports clothes cute, cute, but I 729 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,640 want to be shiny boy like smart clothes kind of cute cute even 730 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,200 though I just wear like jeans and AT shirt, But like that's 731 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,720 still me at my cutest. I would say. 732 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,240 I know you didn't ask any that, but but thanks. 733 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:55,040 Belfast guy in China says what I like is Belfast guy in China. 734 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,080 I think I didn't ask his answer ask his question last week. 735 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,440 So he just copied and pasted the same question. 736 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,320 So for that perseverance, I will answer it. 737 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,520 He said I did not answer it on purpose. 738 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,480 You know what I mean? He says, Do you ever struggle to 739 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,560 stop thinking of double meanings or taking the sentence 740 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,920 completely literally for a new joke when someone is talking to 741 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,880 you? For example, a girl I work with 742 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,480 who's once telling me her granny had died. 743 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,640 And she was a real character. She said, oh, she was just a wee 744 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,440 monkey. Really. 745 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,280 For the entire conversation, I didn't hear anything because I 746 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,320 was just imagining a wee monkey in a nursing outfit wearing a 747 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,480 granny's in a nursing home wearing a granny's outfit, but 748 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,840 had to look like I was listening. 749 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,680 She was some sort of sympathy. Yeah, I like that. 750 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,840 I like that imagery as well of like, literally a wee monkey 751 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,040 running about no people. So, I mean, it would be carnage. 752 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,720 It'd be ripping everyone, everyone's face off, which is 753 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,920 terrible that they do that. But they are like very 754 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,560 aggressive monkeys, by the way, not all people they wouldn't 755 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,080 stand a chance against, like especially a chimp. 756 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,840 Yeah, sometimes I get a we, we were carried away with imagery, 757 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,200 I think. Is it that I don't know. 758 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,360 I know you're not saying that just that's one example. 759 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,960 But it isn't like Asperger's. I might be totally wrong here. 760 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,720 And loads of people be like, how fucking dare you? 761 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,960 But I think, is it one of the things with Asperger's that you 762 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,640 can only take things literally? I might have made that up. 763 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,080 In fact, I think someone with Asperger's told me that, and 764 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,680 they're probably lying about it. But then, yeah. 765 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,640 And, and I know exactly what you mean. 766 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,840 Like when someone says brainchild, this is the 767 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,480 brainchild of Richard Branson, all I think about is Richard 768 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:31,400 Branson having a little wrinkled brainchild that runs about on 769 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,040 top of his head and then like sinks into his head. 770 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:44,400 And that really makes me feel vaguely, vaguely Greek, you 771 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,680 know, which is weird, but but it does. 772 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,720 So we have quite, oh, oh, that's really nice. 773 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:57,440 Someone's asking if I would like, like a shipment kind of of 774 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,920 ice creams. I'll reply to that message after 775 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,640 the poll, but I can't take them. But I will definitely dish them 776 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,920 out to my wife and some neighbours. 777 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,920 Yeah. Josh Haslett says for your 778 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,600 podcast, don't know if you have been avoiding the virus topic, 779 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,320 but if you aren't, I would love it if you talked about social 780 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,760 distance and whether you think the measures are being lessened 781 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,040 quickly. Josh, I'm not avoiding it. 782 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:29,240 I just feel like on the podcast, like, by the way, shout out to 783 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:30,920 my knee that was in shot for a second there. 784 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,160 I think people, not that they don't want to hear about it. 785 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,440 I don't want to be irresponsible. 786 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,400 Like we did the COVID episode. We brought on a couple of 787 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,200 doctors and I just don't think people want to hear maybe me 788 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,520 talk about it. I don't have an informed opinion 789 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,640 on it. So I think like listen to like 790 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,480 the experts or whatever, follow like that advice. 791 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,280 So it's not that I avoid it. I just don't know really what 792 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:57,280 more else to to say about it. Our social distance and measures 793 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,080 being lessened too quickly. I don't know. 794 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,640 I don't know. It is frustrating though when 795 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:08,040 you see like 215 sixteen year olds on Crawfordsburn Beach 796 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:13,760 having a carry out. But then again, kids are a lot 797 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,760 of the time like a little bit like that. 798 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,440 I don't think I would have done that whenever I was that age, 799 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,720 but I think I would have definitely found these rules 800 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:26,320 very, very, very difficult to deal with because I like to be 801 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:30,120 doing activities and I know it's unselfish, but I think as a kid 802 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,040 I can understand why this would be really tough. 803 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,120 But at the same time, like, yeah, it's shit to see all that 804 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,120 because you're not worried about the kids that are doing that, 805 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,320 but you're like, what if they're taken at home, the parents or 806 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,120 grandparents or whatever. So I don't know, Josh. 807 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,160 That's the reason I don't talk about it because I don't really 808 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,960 have an informed, educated opinion on it. 809 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,520 So Mark Kelly, Irish League legend, says favourite holiday 810 00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:01,080 destination at the minute. I would go to Dawning Day and be 811 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,960 very, very happy. But I'm not too sure. 812 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,840 I like a place called, I used to go as a kid called Porta Plienza 813 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,040 in Majorca. It's got like a big pine walk, 814 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,600 nice restaurant right by the beach. 815 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,920 I like it, but I think we've got really expensive whatever and 816 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,560 only really rich people go there now, which a lot of users like. 817 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,200 Well, surely the money to lapse it up. 818 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:32,560 No, So I like there. I like Lai, like San Diego, the 819 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,320 West Coast of the States. New York's always fun. 820 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,640 But at the minute I'm Magaloof. I'm a big fan of Magaloof. 821 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,040 And you can be judgmental to that if you wish. 822 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:48,920 But with good weather, bars, swimming pools, it's a good 823 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,840 time. It's just a good time. 824 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,360 So I like there, too, but I'd probably go anywhere at the 825 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,280 minute. Chloe O'Brien says hello, Me and 826 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,960 my friend, she says hello, hello. 827 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,400 And I thought this was going to turn into a very sectarian song, 828 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,360 but it absolutely hasn't. Chloe says me and my friend 829 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,320 Dervalo were having the chats on tattoos. 830 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,560 We were wondering whether or not you have any, both big fans of 831 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,320 the podcast. It is weird to think that that 832 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,400 conversation somewhere in the world was happening. 833 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,640 But do you think she and Todd has tattoos? 834 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,280 It's weird. Do you look at me and think I 835 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,040 would or do you look at me and think you definitely wouldn't? 836 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,720 Because I think you would look at me and think I don't. 837 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,280 But actually I do. And if you're watching the video 838 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,480 version of this podcast, I'll show you my tattoo. 839 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,760 I don't know how flexible I am because I ran today. 840 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,040 There is my tattoo. There we go. 841 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,680 I have one tattoo on the back of my leg. 842 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,840 It says the Todd father and I've told the story many times in the 843 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,720 podcast, so I'll give you a really quick version of it. 844 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,720 Dave Elliott and I did a show on Really Wolster back in the day 845 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:51,040 about 3 years ago. We had a general knowledge quiz 846 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,440 every week and the loser at the end of it had to get a tattoo 847 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,400 picked by the winner. So like for real. 848 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,400 Although the producer and Dave and everybody else was like, you 849 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,520 don't have to get a real 1. It's fine. 850 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,080 We can just say it was a real 1. And I said, no, I'm doing it, 851 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,400 I'm doing it. And I got it. 852 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,960 And it was bigger than I thought it was going to be. 853 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:13,520 Oh, that's what she said. And it says the Todd father and 854 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:17,440 Dave's daughter Holly's date of birth inside it because Todd 855 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,720 father godfather. And I like that. 856 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:24,240 I think that's funny. And people are like, do you 857 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,880 regret it? Like definitely, like let's just 858 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,520 say people close to me were not happy and I can totally 859 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:35,440 understand why, but at the same time it will always remind me of 860 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,920 a really stupid thing I did with my mate, like a really stupid 861 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:44,400 fun bet that I had and I was happy to do it and I no regrets. 862 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,000 They don't work. Robbie Williams, Why did he get 863 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,400 rid of his songwriting mate Guy Chambers? 864 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,800 Didn't have too many good ones after that. 865 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,200 But anyway, Matt Murph says you're playing football manager. 866 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,080 You've somehow taken Hartlepool to a Champions League final. 867 00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,760 You're winning one nil against Juventus. 868 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,720 The clock shows 82 minutes. Your wife begins to go into 869 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:05,000 labour and says you both need to go to hospital immediately. 870 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,800 What do you do, Matt? I obviously do the right thing, 871 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:15,760 you idiot. I go up the hospital and and 872 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,440 tell my wife and my baby about how Hartlepool just won the 873 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,400 Champions League and how I spent three days celebrating on the 874 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,480 lash and they went but we're not allowed out. 875 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,360 Now I know in the house just having a carry out. 876 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,760 I won the Champions League with Hartlepool 100%. 877 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,440 Matthew Merlin says, would you go to space if given the chance? 878 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:37,080 No, but I'd send you there. Matthew Merlin, honestly, he's 879 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,880 he's a thorn in my side. If I make a mistake on this 880 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,880 podcast with my words, which I never do, he sends it to Dave, 881 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,480 Dave Elliott and Aaron Butler like some sort of like mediaeval 882 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,360 slave to them, you know, trying to impress the masters. 883 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:56,680 All right, my Lord, look. Look at what he's done. 884 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,560 Oh, master, you'll, you'll laugh at that. 885 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,640 Matthew Myrna. I like him, kind of. 886 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,280 He says, would you go to space if given the chance? 887 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,480 No, because I think you I'll probably die. 888 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,840 Like something could go wrong pretty easily. 889 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,640 Also I don't think I'd appreciate it. 890 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:19,600 Like you can't go out and play football up there, which is sly. 891 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,440 And in general, like I appreciate a good view, but for 892 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,640 about 3 seconds and then I go OK, that's fine. 893 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,280 Like I could look at pictures of space and get the same enjoyment 894 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,440 out of actually seeing it. Jenny says. 895 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,000 Do you remember Shane from Home and away? 896 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,320 He had good curtains. I don't because I never watched 897 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:42,400 HomeAway, Home and Away because I'm not a 65 year old, his wife. 898 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,160 But I'm not saying your Jenny, obviously, by the way. 899 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:49,160 Just when I think of Home and Away, I think of all women that 900 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,640 watched it back in the day. Yeah, he did have good curtains, 901 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,880 to be fair to him. She and Parish played by Dieter 902 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,360 Brommer. Yeah, they are pretty sweet. 903 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:00,840 I think you're trying to say that I have curtains. 904 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:05,360 No, I'm not mad at that at all, Antlers says. 905 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,160 What are your memories of primary school? 906 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,480 I'm a teacher at Strontown. We missed the lockdown rave so 907 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,520 much, Shabba. Well, I'll see you this week 908 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,160 with the rave lockdown. Yeah, I went, I think maybe I 909 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,880 said this, but I went to Strontown Primary School in east 910 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,160 Belfast and it was brilliant at a great time there. 911 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:28,560 I was in the choir, AEIO you, even though I was not a good 912 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:32,600 singer, somehow I was in the choir and yeah, played a lot of 913 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,440 sports, enjoyed it, had a good time. 914 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,240 And my memories of primary school were just me not focusing 915 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:44,560 on things easily LED, like easily losing the focus like I 916 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,400 am on to be sly. I am actually losing my focus 917 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,560 now because I'm trying to find the I should answer this 918 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,400 question instead of going on to the next question. 919 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,400 And that's what I'm going to do. Primary school was great. 920 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,800 I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the fact that the days 921 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,680 weren't as long. Like you go to primary school 922 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,840 like 9, you're finished at like half to three, whatever it is. 923 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,720 And there was less like work to do, like less homeworks and 924 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,560 stuff. So yeah, shout out to Strom 925 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:13,000 primary school cracking place. I enjoyed it. 926 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,120 I remember, and you couldn't do this now, like, snog A lamppost 927 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:21,160 because COVID. But I remember kissing a, like, 928 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:26,560 post that was in the playground at the time because I pretended 929 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,680 that it was Baby Spice. And I said to some of the boys 930 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,800 in my class, but we pretend that these posts are the Spice Girls 931 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,360 and kissed them. And they all went, yeah. 932 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:37,600 And then I said, oh, mine's Baby Spice. 933 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,760 And I went over and I gave it a kiss. 934 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,880 And then I turned around and nobody else was doing it. 935 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,200 And I don't think I went in for two weeks after that. 936 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,320 And that's fine. That's absolutely fine. 937 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,000 And I didn't really do that, in case you're thinking that I did 938 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:49,800 that. But yes, I did. 939 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,560 I did do that. I did do that. 940 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,360 But yeah, Strontome was great. I don't know, get me a plaque or 941 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:57,840 a statue or something, or invite me in the, I don't know, do some 942 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,360 class and like give me a suite fee. 943 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,680 I don't know what you want to do, but I would, I would like to 944 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,400 do it. I'd like to give back something 945 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,680 Strontome because it was pretty class, but I didn't do that well 946 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,560 academically. I remember the principal was 947 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,160 really cool. He was called Doctor Hamilton. 948 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,720 I don't know what he was a doctor of just being pretty dead 949 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,680 on, I think. And I remember somebody got 950 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,000 their shoe signed by him on the last day school and I thought 951 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,920 that was pretty class. I think it was class that he 952 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,400 actually signed him as well. So yeah, good memories of good 953 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,200 men, good times, good times in school. 954 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,680 I mean, this feels like summer holidays. 955 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,160 No, off primary school, you've no real work to do. 956 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,920 Just like podcasts and bits and pieces and you get to just play 957 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,400 in the sun at the minute. That's what this feels like. 958 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:40,760 But yes, key, everybody keep doing the social distance and 959 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,640 stuff and let's just get me a statue at Strontown Primary 960 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,120 School. That's that's the main thing. 961 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:51,120 Before we go, I have to plug the patreonpatreon.com/tea With Me 962 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,200 podcast. I'll also be relaunching my 963 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,520 website pretty soon. We'll get the merchant stuff 964 00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,760 going from there. I think. 965 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,120 I think that's easiest way to do it, but I need someone to build 966 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,400 me a website and I put out, I'm not going to do it again because 967 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,120 I put out a shout out for people to build me a website. 968 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,680 Like does anyone know anyone? And loads of people got back to 969 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,200 me, but it was the week we started isolating here at the 970 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,320 house. So I never got round actually 971 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,720 sorting that out, but I will, I will. 972 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,320 And we've got loads of great plans for the podcast. 973 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,640 It's it feels like it's getting really good and the support 974 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:28,640 behind it is great and I'm blown away by it. 975 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,160 Really appreciate it. And I do say that every week. 976 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,560 Hope you don't think I'm just saying it for the sake, but I 977 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,600 really, really mean it. Like I love doing this. 978 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,240 I never want to miss an episode. I have a great time. 979 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,600 So we'll be back, we'll do TripAdvisor, I'll probably get 980 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,120 into that next week. And is there anything else you 981 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,640 need to build Waterfront? Hey, February, February 6th, I'm 982 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,040 at the Waterfront Hall in Belfast with my brand new stand 983 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,400 up show and I'm working so hard on that during lockdown, which 984 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,760 it wasn't at the start because it couldn't write any stand up. 985 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,000 And now I'm just working on that show and making sure that it's 986 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,760 ready and it is going to be ready. 987 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,160 Also, I'm taking my last year show. 988 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,760 I'm putting that exclusively on the Patreon and I'll bring out a 989 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,800 trailer for that this week. Thank you very much for 990 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,480 listening or watching Sippers Go easy. 991 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,080 Sip sip. Peace out. 992 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:12,600 Love you.