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Tea With Me podcast. With me, she and Todd.
It's a parked house today. A producer Dan over there got a
couple, got a couple things I need to speak to him about few
enquiries, few avenues I want to explore.
I've got michaelfoster.tv over there, change his name by Dee
Paul and he's sitting over there looking pretty good And khaki.
I think you've recently decided Khaki's your colour, which is
like a very feminine. I'm sorry if I'm so fucking
sorry of his offence on it's like quite girly.
Can you say that you go to Magalbury for that to just like
find the colour and then be like, this is me.
But that's what you've done. Someone's told you you suit
khaki and you've really leaned into it, right or wrong.
Not quite, but you mentioned that it's girly and it was a
girlfriend that bought those two khaki things that you're talking
about. Right.
So now you're like, yeah, this is me.
You sort of look like a very casual soldier, you know, who's
prepared for pace and ready for cuddles.
And I think that's hurting anyone.
You're looking good. You look like a guy who was off
Pearl Harbour the day I got bombed.
And you've come back like this and everyone's like, you know,
you need to be doing more. You need to be doing more.
And then there's Dan Quick over there, producer Dan, who may I
just say has defied the odds. And you've, you've achieved
something, my friend, that I didn't know you were capable of.
It's been sunny the last few days, right or wrong.
Yeah, it's been lovely. It's been beautiful and we'll
talk about that because there's a good feeling in the air and I
really, since the weather's been good, have been thinking about
you nonstop. Because I actually don't know
that many redhead ginger guys. I don't know that many of you.
And that's not a prejudice I have.
I'm not like a voice swerving you guys, you know, that sort of
thing. But you're one of the only
redheaded guys I know. You're probably my best friend
with red hair. And when the weather was good, I
thought, Oh no, Dan's going to have to go to ground.
He's going to have to go and do his, you know, his porn basement
that you have purpose built in your new house.
Not only have you been out and about, but you look great and
you're swore the redheaded guy. Talk to me about the science
behind that. Well, I think pretty much what
it is is that during like the autumn, the winter and the
spring, I have multiple freckles.
Yeah, on my hands, my arms, my face.
During the summer I have one freckle.
It all joins. It comes from top my head.
All the way the joined up freckle, you know when the
freckle, when the freckles align, it looks good.
You look you look sun kissed and honestly you look great.
And you're wearing a white T-shirt to contrast that tan.
And there is nothing wrong with that sister.
I learned that from you. Then I said to you today we were
recording a different kind of podcast, and I said, Dan, let me
ask you, what have you been up to this weekend?
You've been surfing? You said, yeah, I mean, where to
do that? You said Ross Nyler.
And I thought you'd broken international rules, but you
said it's open up again. You can do it.
Yeah, all cross county borders are allowed.
So I mean, it wasn't stopped so. You're that swarthy border fox.
Absolutely. Redheads for the border, fox?
Yeah, you both of you look great.
You've got a bit of a town. You find the colour that works
for you and there's a good vibe going around.
Like the weather's good. You can you can smell sun cream
in at the minute, you can smell barbecues.
And I've said it before, I say it again, don't be afraid to
just even if you don't know people that live near you, crane
your head over a fence that smells good.
Can I have some? Never be afraid because you only
live once. You may as well do these things.
Like honestly, I'm finding more and more that embarrassment is
embarrassment is something that was genetically created,
probably by, you know, people in power, the government to stop
you doing things. But I don't think you should be
embarrassed to do it. Like, I won't, I, I've no, you
know, people talk about shame and stuff.
All you know, it's embarrassing to ask your neighbours for the
barbecue and, you know, to, to go around then with a container
and ask for not only stuff to eat there and then, but ask for
can I have stuff to take away from, you know, my family.
Just do it. That's my new attitude.
I just do it. For example, you know, I'm very
much, I'm a people pleaser. I go with the flow.
I say, yeah, no problem, even when I disagree with something.
And more recently, I've just started to be a direct to the
point guy. I say it like I say it and I
think it's paying off. Say it like I say it, it's
paying off. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just
going for going for it more. Give you an example, a guy
phoned me to for like A to busy offer me a gig for decent enough
money that I would have done before.
And even if I didn't want to do it at all, it's very rare.
I'll just be like, no, thank you.
I will always go like, yeah, OK, I can do it.
And then it's not the money I would do it for.
And I'm all like, yes, it's fine, It's no problem.
And I was just like, Nah, no, you know, I just, I'm just way
more like that now. I think it's a maturity thing.
I think I'm growing up a bit. Last week in the podcast, you
too, diagnosed me with ADHD. So I've had the.
I think that's part of it. That's part of my problem.
I'm just too like, yeah, yeah, no problem.
Yeah, we can sort it. Sometimes I need to take a step
back, think about a thing and then say yes or no, say yes or
no. So I think, I think what I'm
saying is let's not be embarrassed.
The weather's good. I want to see people out there
wearing whatever they want, you know, if you're a, if you're a
bigger gentleman, lady, whatever you, you know, consider yourself
he, the, they, them, whatever it is.
I want to see you out there wearing whatever you, if you
look at that, if you look at the day outside and you go, I want
to wear a pair of cowboy boots and a boner and that's it.
Do it. I just want people to go for
things more and I want people to do it.
I mean I could be wrong but I want to hear everyone say let's
just do it. They aren't a sponsor.
What? Sorry.
Oh, yeah. With another sponsor as well.
Like, here's the thing, sometimes you just get poor.
You just get caught up in things, you know.
And I know I said I'm more just going to start like doing
things. But at the end of the day, if
Dan says you stopped halfway through the odds, I'm going to
bring myself back and I'm going to say one thing, and that is
Punjama. Now, Punjana sounds like it can
be a lot of different things. You know, you could probably say
you'd been away to somewhere. You could say I've just where
were you? Punjana could be a place.
It could be a way you feel. You could say someone goes, how
you feeling? You can go, yeah, I feel
Punjana, you know, could definitely be an adjective.
It could be, you know, a way to do things.
He's very Punjana. But what Punjana is, and no one
can deny that is the number one best selling tea in Northern
Ireland. And that says a lot because we
like a couple of things here. We like conflict.
We like division. We like fried bread and we like
tea. And no one does it better than
Punjana. I'm talking about tea, not
conflict. That's what they do.
Punjana didn't decided to start a lockdown.
Ah, maybe we sell tea. You know, Pajana have been doing
this man and boy for four generations, since legitimately
the 1800s. I mean, how do you stick with
something that long? You've got to be devoted to it.
You've got to love what you do. Because it's a little bit like
me with guitar lessons. I went to two guitar lessons.
I was trying to learn Roman Keaton when you say nothing at
all. And I didn't know it perfectly
after the second because I could sing it, but I couldn't play it.
Another guitar lesson. That's why I was there to play
it. And I was like, I would strum
the first chord and I'll go. You can't speak right to my
heart. And then it took me so long to
get to the second. I never made it to with a
shinhorn. You can let up the dark.
And Speaking of lighting up the dark, the tea game in Northern
Ireland was dark for a long time.
And then Pajana came round and went here, what about this?
And everyone said yes. And the Pajana family, the
Thompson family, still make tea. The Thompsons are.
Just ask the Thompsons what they're doing.
The answer is going to be either we're a way to get you some tea,
could be anywhere in the world in their tea fields, or they
will be tasting tea with their lips, throat, and teeth.
They'll let you know pretty sharpish.
They've been the bad stuff, they keep the good stuff, and it's
always good. Punjana, just do it.
No, that's Nike. Pyjama is a great time.
Honestly, like everyone knows pyjamas #1 so just keep drinking
pyjama tea. It's in my cup right now.
Let me take a sip of it and let's get stuck into the podcast
and manscaped. I did manscaped.
OK, could we do it again for this episode?
Oh yeah, can this be edited? I mean if you really want it to
be. I don't want it to be, No,
absolutely not. Because my new thing is we just
do it. We just do it.
No embarrassment. No.
Here's the thing. We could give you, yes, some
sort of Polish podcast. Oh, boring.
But that's not why Punjana came to us.
Punjana know that we play a little, not really by the rules.
You know, it's a little bit like when you're playing rounders
with your younger cousins when you're younger and then you miss
the thing and they go, it's my turn and you go no.
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But last week, I was betrayed. Last week, I was looking forward
to the Friday episode. And Dan and Mike said, oh, mate,
here's the thing. The studio's getting sprayed for
termites. And I said, I'm pretty sure that
just happens in America in movies.
And they went, no, mate, termites.
And there was 4 termites in the studio on Friday.
Those two, Karen Bartlett and William Thompson.
I was high. My podcast was hijacked.
You did it without me. I watched a wee bit of it.
It was a little bit like being a divorced dad in the back garden
of his old family house looking in at the new step dad.
And what's weird is 2 step dads, Karen Bartlett and William
Thompson. So it's two step dads, one of
them is disabled and you're just watching going.
Ah, I wish it was me. Was it good?
Do you have a good time? Yeah, it was great.
Fuck you Mike, do you have a good time?
Yeah. Fuck you, you cocky bastard.
Dan, you look like a lobster. Mike, you look fat in that
colour. Just do it.
I'm wearing a pink T-shirt. I'm having a good time.
And here's the thing I would
have before, I would have been worried about, you know, the
sponsor messages. But like we say, we do it a
different way. We do it a different way.
Dan's going across the border back and forth as he pleases and
it's a good time. Look, we've got loads to talk
about. First thing I want to talk about
today is going to the dump. I like to go to the dump because
I like the number one thing about going to the dump is
throwing things in to the skips whenever they break and smash.
Oh, and what about when you just don't look back at it?
What about when you have a load of stuff and you just and the
best thing is when there's not much stuff in the skip.
So it like it really falls and you have loads of stuff and you
just go or you throw it from from your car.
You know, it's like 5 feet away and you should just go up the
steps, you know, and tip it in. What about when you just one
handed like Finn Mccool, you just throw it in there and then
you realise there's stuff you didn't mean to throw it.
So you gotta get in there, you know, get into the skip and get
your stuff back. You know, you throw a relative
in or whatever. And so today I like, I really
like the guys that work in the dump.
I'm moving out of my house this week.
So my local dump I can talk about, right.
But there's this guy and he always acts like he's doing
something he shouldn't be doing, but actually he's always doing
the thing he should be doing. So let me explain.
I get to the dump today. There's like the guy in the high
viz at the start who greets you and he tells me you know what
number to go to. But I sort of know the drill by
now. So I show up and I go, all
right, mate. Also, I, I definitely change the
way I speak at the dump like, because it's all guys at work
there, like older guys at work there.
So I definitely like want to appear like I know more about
like material, like like I know more materials, you know, So I
sort of show up and I'm like, oh, I made you some fault in
mixed household here, Fucks sake.
And the guy goes, the guy always acts like he's doing something
he shouldn't be. Goes here, take her to take her
to skip 2. And I will not say any more
about it. And I look at skip 2 and it's
like it is mixed household. That's where I should be taking
it. And he's like here tops his nose
and all. He's like, fuck yeah, maybe
quick for the boss shows up. Like what are you talking about?
This is where I should be taking it.
I've cardboard mate. Should I just go to the big one
that says cardboard? He's like, ah, do that and see
what happens. What?
So I just had a load of stuff today and loads of it was glass.
And I said to the guys, I went, I've glass here, does this go to
your special 1? And I went, the guy goes just
fuck it in mate. And I said Oh yeah, I'm going to
just fuck this in here. And I threw so much glass in
this skip and it all smashed and I loved it.
Throwing bottles into your bottle.
Bank's a lot of fun, isn't it? Yeah, as long as they smash,
there's nothing worse. You drop it in and it used to
hear like a clunk and it's obviously still in one piece.
Yeah, the best thing in that case is get the firm that own it
to open up the back of it and then get the bottle you got that
didn't break and just smash it like, yeah, smashing stuff in a
bottle. Blank class.
What about just guys you see in a Sunday morning, like husbands
and dads that just fucking hit their life and drink too much
wine and they're just standing in the rain at a bottle bank
throwing it in. And you're like, that's the only
enjoyment this guy's getting in his entire life is going to the
bottle bank just cursing his wife.
Fuck you, Carol, as he puts in 14 bottles of somignon.
Plunk the dumps. A cool place.
Like you could spend a lot of time in the dump.
Like if it wasn't so dirty, you could.
I'd love to like see all what was being thrown out.
Pressure because there's always a queue, so you're under like
time pressure because everybody's waiting to get in.
So you actually end up making mistakes like.
I go and. Throw like a bit of polystyrene
and think that it's in flies away off.
You go in with it. Yeah.
The good thing about today was there's nobody there.
So I literally cleared my car out.
You know, when you have maybe a couple of coffee cups of.
I was taking my, I was strolling around the car, throwing bits
out spare tyres, you know, all into the same one.
I refuse to go to a different skip.
There's no way just make sure they're not looking on fire some
stuff and I'm throwing in battery acid, I'm putting in
Tamagotchis, you know, diesel, all that sort of thing.
I just the dump is a fun environment like chucking stuff
out is fun. You're like decluttering
wherever it came from when you throw it in it breaks.
Mike, what are you laughing? It just.
Remembering that, you can dispose of paint in the dump,
right? There's like a little shed.
Do you know what? Like a Hollywood dump.
Yeah. And I brought down some pain,
all this pain that been sitting about and left it there and that
was fine. And then she got back and was
like, fuck, I needed one of those and went back down and
tried to just lift the pain back out.
And the guy was like, what are you doing, love?
She was like, I didn't mean to put this in there.
Sorry, can I have back? He was like, no like.
Why would they not let her take it back?
Because she she had no proof that it was her.
And she was like, Oh no, I just really wanted this one, this
one, then have to finish off a wee bit.
He's like love you take. And by the way, they definitely
still say love. And the dump is an exempt zone
where you can't be prosecuted for it.
So like, yeah, your mum's like no, no, no, I just needed this
pen back. But like, actually I also needed
these 12 plasmas back, you know, but but that's so petty.
Like I would, I would imagine they would let you take
something back, you know, 100%. But here's the question.
Do you think dump guys like that's so disrespectful to say
dump guys. Do you think council workers
that work in the dump at the end of the day, I think they.
Prefer to be called dump guys than council workers who work at
the dump. I'm a dump guy.
Yeah, yeah, it's a bit like guys who work in like waste, you
know, like waste plants call themselves like, you know, ship
boys. But do do you think at the end
of the day, the dumb guys walkabout?
Hoover up the goodies that people think are trash but.
But let me ask you this, do they take them home or do they do
Facebook marketplace better both like and also, do you think
that's that's probably not allowed right be, but I think
that no one would blame them for doing that.
Now Golford, if you find something that you can sell on
marketplace in there. There's probably like real
valuable stuff gets binned all the time, gets thrown out.
Should we do, should we do a pilot?
Should you just take camera down to Hollywood dump, get a pair of
marigolds on and just get stuck in?
I mean, Hollywood dump is probably like when I go shopping
in Lisburn, I mean. What's the difference?
Hollywood dump people are like man I have a 2017 Jaguar estate
here but it has a bird shit on it yesterday.
Where does that go? Here's my 50 inch plasma, but
it's got some dust on it so just just take it.
My plasma's broke and a guy's like, no, that's dust.
And they're like no, no, no, no, no.
Get it away at. Least the show would have a
title dump guys. Dump guys 100%, I would love to
do that. I mean, I wouldn't be part of it
because I wouldn't be on the ground doing it, but I could
definitely see we could get maybe potty, Patty McDonald.
Patty McDonald run about a dump and a hive is going out there
would be the best television of all time.
What's in your boot with Paddy McDonald?
Yeah, I. Mean shout out to the dumb guys.
Dumb guys are the most irritated guys ever.
Like if you make like a human mistake, I don't always know
where stuff goes, even though it's all labelled out for you
and exactly says what goes where.
But if you make one, like you throw out like an entire cars
worth of stuff and there's one bit of metal on something.
Oh, come running over like you've left a child in a car
that's rolling. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Fucks it the guys I'll. Be honest, my experience, couple
of guys done Hollywood dump, overdoing it, really overdoing
it. But the dump that I was at today
showed it to the guys in the bat and the hench dump.
Great guys to work with, really recommend.
There was a guy for a while that didn't know what 1 to send you
to. I think he was new and he sort
of fucked it up for a while. But it was great for people like
me who could just put it all into the one stuff dump.
Guys, Look, one thing I really want to talk about in this
episode is the Friends reunion because I didn't even plan to
watch a Friends reunion and I'm someone who's not AI.
Wouldn't consider myself a big fan of Friends the show, but
then again I've probably seen 95% of episodes.
You know, to the point where? If one comes on, I haven't seen
it. I find that weird.
I'm like, how have I never seen this one?
Friends is one of those things that I really like when it was
on and a bit like Father Ted, but I'm like, I don't get the
obsessiveness over it. I mean I probably do, but with
with friends I just. I think it was so.
Easy to watch. That I had no real.
Regard for it, if that makes sense.
You know, it's like when you have to go and seek something
out, there's like more of a payoff.
But Friends was just all you knew it was going to be on.
So I didn't really respect it too much at the time.
Dan, I could see you being a big friends guy to the point where I
think like when you were younger, you saved up all your
pocket money, went to New York and like walked around looking
for Central Perk. And then when you realised it
wasn't like a real place, you just in the middle of Times
Square, you just took your trousers and pants off and just
did a shit. Like you're so.
Angry. I mean, what made you think?
I would ever do that. What have I ever done in our
relationship that make you think I would shit in time?
It was the first time I saw. You I just said that's a guy
that would save up his pocket money to go to the cat set of
friends and then really just hate it when it wasn't real and
I could see you being a big friends guy.
I think you really enjoyed the show, would have watched it as.
Much as most other people, yeah. At the time, yeah.
Mike would have been a big friends guy.
Yeah, man, I didn't know you were, I said.
We better like it's like comfort or something like you keep Yeah,
put it. On and go.
To sleep kind of thing. Well, that's the thing that.
In the reunion show, which we'll talk about the whole thing, the
the gist of it was from people talking about is like they felt
like you're friends, you know what I mean?
Which was great for like 3 guys like us probably didn't have a
lot of friends growing up. But I I don't know if I like the
the fandom around the show to the point where I'm like, that's
good sitcom, leave it there. Who are these people that just
like when people reference stuff from it?
Like you'll get it And there's nothing that fucks me off more
than people that go? Talk about the reunion.
And like that one where they all get together, that one where
they shut up. Don't always be saying that.
That one where we set down to watch a friends reunion.
That one where we had a glass of wine and watched a Friends
reunion make it. That one where you fucking, you
know, drive off quite a low bridge and you're OK, but you're
right off the car. I hate that.
That one where that. Don't let that define your life.
That one where? Friends Walls.
Good, but have you ever watched it without the laughter track?
Oh my, you've seen it. No.
So like on YouTube, they've got video of it where they just take
the laughs out and it's in no way funny.
Like it's not funny at all and it's so weird.
Big Bang. Theory.
Yeah, but then have you ever? Watched watched John Oliver show
called last Week tonight. Yeah.
And at the obviously the last year he's been doing it from
home with no audience and no laugh track.
And it's very strange. It depends like.
Tommy Tiernan show, his talk show did have an audience.
I think maybe the first, I don't think is that old of a show, but
first series they definitely had a bit of an audience.
And then he now doesn't have an audience and it's very much
one-on-one with the guest. And it's the best thing in TV
because you're really, really focused on podcast on TV.
His his show. Yeah, but it's it it's more than
that. It's it's like it's utterly
captivating and I wouldn't even listen to an audio version of
it. It's just the way the set is.
It's still like ATV set and they're still on like chairs
that talk show host would be on. But they're just something about
it. That's magic.
But yeah, the friends are you both watch it?
Haven't seen all of it. I saw.
About half an hour of it, yeah, I don't think I saw.
The very end of it. James Corden got so much shit
for hosting it. Yeah, fair enough.
Really. I don't know.
I don't, I don't mind. Them at all.
I don't mind them. He he he is like a lot and he is
like kind of extra, but I think it's one of those things where
like he a lot of the backlash he gets is because he is like doing
so well for himself a bit. I just, I didn't.
Find his presence annoying. I just found the way that he was
speaking was annoying. He was like talking like this.
And then there was a thing that happened, and we are all here.
It was like Tony Blair. Yeah.
Weird. Oh.
Tony Blair would have been a much better choice to host the
Friends reunion. Ah Matt, I just realised I don't
know, I don't talks by the way when I started I just made that
up. But you 2 acted like as a
fucking great Tony Blair. So I realised in that moment
that none of us know about Tony Blair dogs.
Tony. Blair, hey.
Hey. David Schwimmer, Just checking
you're all good for this Friends reunion at your agent here.
Yeah, mate, That's good. 100%. I'm really looking forward to
it. Just just checking who's hosting
it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's Tony Blair. What, Former Labour leader of
war criminal Tony Blair? Yeah.
He's just, he fancies it. He fancies it alright.
It's just would he not be a weird choice for it?
Why? Why do you think, Tony?
Barrett be a weird choice for it or it's just he was just just
know him as a politician and then he's responsible for the
death of so many people. So like, this is a reunion show,
you know, Would it not be more worthwhile reuniting him with
the families of the people whose death he's responsible for so
that he can apologise for it? David, just just go to.
The show, mate, and fucking enjoy yourself when he.
Fucking morbid bastard. All right.
Will do Cheers. Yeah, Tony Blair would have been
a great host for that. I mean, any politician, a local
politician would have been great.
Be great to see Gerry Adams host that.
Arlene hasn't got much. Going on at the moment, Arlene
Foster, host of. Friends union would be yeah,
100%. Q People going?
Jerry Ellen's would say awesome in French.
It would be me making. That joke kills it every gig you
do that sort of thing kills bad use words.
My state agent in front of me. There you go.
Just more properly and no, yeah, I, I.
Found the reunion. Weird, especially because it was
17 years since the first since it ended.
When I heard that I was like in total denial.
I was like no, it didn't end. 70, I'm basically 17.
And then I realised that, hey, I'm not, but it feels like it
was. 910 years. Ago, but then when you look at
it, 17 years does feel right, but it's never been.
Off TV since like, yeah, that's probably.
Part of it that that's 100% why it is.
It's just always on. And look, these people, you
know, actors in their own right, they've done a lot of work
since. A lot of them done great charity
stuff. I think it's really important
that the first thing we talk about is how they look now,
their appearance. Let's entirely judge them on
their appearance. Let's go through 1 by 1.
Can I just say the person that looked the best, who am I going
to say Lisa Kudrow 100% No, Lisa Kudrow looked the best because
clearly she has had no work done.
And she looks like a little bit older than the rest of the cast,
but like, but looks better, like so much better.
Like she looks like, you know, a woman of her own age who looks
who looks great. I like, I like her vibe.
She seems like someone I could go for a pint with. 100% David
Schwimmer. I don't think he's had work.
I don't think he's had worked on, I think he just looked
strange then. He's a bit puffed.
Up like but I think he he thought Tony Blair was hosting
the reunion, but that and he's a big Lib Dem guy.
But I thought David Schwimmer again looked OK.
I thought he looked fine. And then Jennifer Allison,
Courtney Cox, I think looked. A bit scary.
I see, see like plastic surgery like that, like like or Botox or
whatever it is. I can't imagine if you're like
an actress in Hollywood, the pressure to not age or, or, or
never look anything below unbelievable.
And like you can tell that like they're beautiful and they look,
you can tell that they're they're good looking stuff.
But like, the only thing I'm looking at with anyone like that
is the work they've had done. And I can never get past that.
And also surely that looks worse as time goes on.
Like when do you ever see anybody who's had work done and
go, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The reaction is always like, why
have you done that? Like, I'm sure if they hadn't,
they would look, well, like they'd have a bit of wrinkles.
Hey, I have wrinkles and I'm a 17 year old guy.
I'm a 17 year old guy with no worries, but like they look
good, but it's like, I don't know if they needed to do that.
But then there is that. I suppose there is that
pressure. I mean, genuinely, if one person
made a comment about me looking a little bit old on a podcast, I
would probably invest in quite a lot of work.
I'd probably say we should do a few episodes in Turkey and then
I would come back looking like Frankenstein's monster.
What were you going to say there?
Don't you were to make a bitchy comment.
I was just going to say. I guarantee by the time you're
45 you'll have had something done when I'm 45.
I'll look like an older guy, but I'll still look quite youthful
and quite good. I'm not going to fight it.
I'm just going to bring it on, let it happen.
What about Matt LeBlanc? Then.
No. Matt LeBlanc.
Fair play to Matt. LeBlanc.
Because you could. Wear like, you know, flattering
type clothing. He could have worn an oversized
jumper, you know, he could have done that sort of thing.
But what Matt LeBlanc said their stylist was get me a skin tight
short sleeve shirt from one of Shane Todd's uncles.
It's not that like Matt LeBlanc actually, I think looked good.
But like in terms of the style, there was a moment where he
went, oh, and he rubbed his hands together and he was
telling a shit story. And I went he he is this guy I
know from the countryside here, like he does that like no
Hollywood actors should tell a story.
Oh, why? That's a that's a thing only
people here do when they're when they're like looking forward to
a big feed when they're on their way to your carvery.
I looking forward to getting up here for a feed of paints and a
big Stew. Matt LeBlanc, I think looked
good. And I think people with all
those memes floating about and all that sort of thing, like in
a weird way, no. But I don't think anyone was
actually attacking him for the way he looks.
I think people are more like just style wise and you're the
way you're holding yourself. You look like every Irish uncle
like that is like some of those memes.
Genuinely, I saw comments. People being like, these memes
are the best thing that's happened since lockdown.
Like I needed this. I needed to see Matt LeBlanc put
in the different situations, like Achillean, stuff like that.
Like I thought that there's nothing funny that when you
think something, at the time, you think you're the only person
who thinks it and then other people start to think it and
just everyone thinks it. But I wonder what he thinks of
those memes and stuff Like, does he like it or, or is he?
Is he offended by that? Probably hasn't even noticed
them. When?
You're that rich. No, I, I'd.
Say you've seen them, I think. I don't know.
Whether this is 100% accurate then you can back me up.
I think he goes over somebody from either Tyrone or some
border place so I reckon she will have went You're now a meme
and yes this land if it's anything.
To do with the border, Don will know about it because he goes
back and forth distributing propaganda for far right
parties. He doesn't go serving partner
she was born in. Fermat.
His is. His partner?
Aurora. Mulligan, Aurora.
On rail she had to Aurora Leisure Centre in Bangor, that's
where she was conceived also Aurora Leisure Centre in Bangor.
We used to get the train up every day in the summer.
Whenever I was like 1213, me and my mates, we'd get the train
from Hollywood to Bangor and we would do a thing where we would
go up to the counter to pay. But different people would go up
every day, and if enough of you stood around, the person serving
couldn't see behind those people, so everyone else would
just sneak down to the changing rooms.
And that's why 9 out of 10 of those friends of mine, I'm the
only one that's not now in Macalbury.
They all, they all win. We used to do that all the time
and we never paid on the train either because we're hard
bastards. Who was I on the train with
recently? Like not that long ago was it
you? And.
And you know, sometimes if you if you go from like one of the
central Belfast ones to Hollywood, you've got to go
through the ticket thing. So you buy a ticket.
But if you get on somewhere like Sydenham or whatever and they
don't come round the ticket guys, what do you want to do?
Do you go and find them? You obviously just sit down and
then if it gets to your stop, you like, well, I didn't get
asked. You get off.
Obviously if the ticket guy goes past you don't try and lie.
But we were like, it was pulling up at Hollywood and we were just
about to get off and the guys like tickets, please.
And I was like, I don't want to like I'm here, so I'm just going
to try just to get off. And then the guy came up and
he's like, already made you a ticket.
That was I with you, Mike. No, guy's like maybe a ticket.
And I went, oh, sorry, buddy, I didn't know.
And he goes what? And I was like, I'm American and
the guy's like, I don't give a fuck.
Like you need to pay for a ticket.
I thought change of my nationality would have changed
everything. And I know what I was with you
for, which reminded me of that. And that is?
So what one thing? We're we're talking about doing
on on Patreon, Patreon, the conference TV with me podcast is
like live commentary. What do you call it?
Is that we call it down live commentary, live watch along,
live watch along of some of the EUR games.
So if there's games that the EUR, even if they're like the
smaller teams like N Macedonia and stuff, and maybe me, Dave
Elliott, maybe a couple Irish league footballers, whoever it
is will do like a watch along thing just for Patreon.
We want to know what games you want us to do.
But Speaking of the EUR, me and Mike went to watch.
So I went to at the last EUR, Northern Ireland versus Ukraine
with a big Ukraine. And I went to the Wales game.
But when we were playing Germany, me and Mike, we're
going to go down to Titanic. You know, they had that big
screen. There was thousands of people
there in the slipways. We were like, yeah, let's let's
go down to that. That'll be great.
Crack and say the match was a 2:00 kickoff.
We were arriving at about 1/4 or two and there was loads of
traffic and everyone was being turned away because they were at
capacity. I think it was 10,000 people.
So like, fuck's sake. And it's like we're not handy to
anywhere. It's not like we could have just
gone to a bar. We're like in the middle of
nowhere down in the docks. And I mean, Mike would have been
OK because he spends a lot of time down there waiting for
sailors to come in. But we were just stuck and we
were like fuck what I going to do?
And it's right behind Titanic Visitor Centre and the match was
literally kicking off and round the back of Titanic Visitor
Centre, you could see the screen and everyone standing there if
you get me. So it was parallel with the big
screen and the area where everybody was.
But they didn't want just that area filled because Titanic
Visitor Centre was just operating as normal.
So I said the mic, I was like, we, I'll figure out a way.
We, we will just blag our way in here and we can stand with no
one else around us and watch the game.
And he's like, right, right. So I said, hide what you're
wearing. I think I was running a Northern
Ireland top. You might have been as well.
You gave me one for the day. I think that's what it was, I
said. Zip up your top so we put our
jackets on, zipped up our tops. Guy there in a high vis like a
Belfast security guard. I went up to him.
He's like, he saw us coming and everyone had been trying it in
Northern Ireland tops and flags and whatever.
And we walked up to him and I was like, just play along.
And the guy's like, Oh yeah, it's copy cold back here, lads
at all. No apologies.
No, you just have to, you just have to go over there.
You can't come here. And I said, oh, sorry.
I said we're just, we're, we've, we've got a tour booked for like
10 minutes in the visitor centre and we wanted to go take some
photos of the slipway and the guy.
The guy went, I'm so sorry, lots.
I felt so bad because you're so dead on.
And he goes, where are you from? America?
And I went, yeah. And he went away.
You just go. And we kept it together for like
10 steps and then burst out laughing, walk around the back
of Titanic visitor Centre and then just stood on her own
podium and watched the game. It was a great time.
It was a nice day. Lost the game, but it was a good
it was a good time. So look on the I want to keep
talking with Fred Junior for a second.
I think the show itself was terrible because nothing
interesting happened apart from the bed or Matthew Perry.
They were like, so he's all still phone each other while
he's still in contact. And Matthew Perry, there's like
a live audience here that just laughing at anything.
And he's like. By the way, Matthew Perry also,
I don't know what he's like dealing with at the minute.
I know he's had drug issues and that sort of thing, but he he
like couldn't really speak. And I think he's also been to
Turkey to get his veneers done because he couldn't really
speak. And then he goes, yeah, nobody
phones me anymore or answers my calls.
And the audience is like, and all the cast were like, Matthew
fuck up and all this is supposed to be a happy thing.
And in that moment, I don't know about you, Mike, but I was like,
ah, I feel shit for the guy because that wasn't a joke.
That was, that was. A real moment at the same time
if Matthew. Perry phones me at 3:00 AM being
like, all right, bro, can you bring a few 10s round?
The answer would be no, I can't. But it was.
I think the show was just all like fluff.
It was like filler. It was like nothing interest
like I would love. I almost think they shouldn't
have done it in front of a live audience.
I think they should have just done it with them in a room and
like a host that maybe isn't even a star.
Like have you ever seen those roundtable reads they do for Is
it Vanity Fair? Hollywood.
Reporter. Something like that where
literally just have a journalist who maybe like they did have a
section. Like that the table read thing
which was then screened at the live audience.
Yeah, I like. Those bits like to be.
Behind the scenes kind of, yeah. Parts like.
When they were reading. The script but but I just think
if they. Didn't have like they were
trying to amuse the audience, maybe have a segment of that.
But I think if they just had had a real honest sit down and
talked a little bit more about life after the show and going
through and all that sort of thing, it might have been more
interesting. It was fine like but it was
just, do we know how much they got paid?
For it over 1,000,000. Each can someone can you just
find that out? They got paid that much.
The people were like, they're doing a reunion episode and then
that figure came out and everyone was going, Oh no,
they're just literally doing getting paid that to sit
together for an interview. Because by the way, at the end
of Friends, were they not making a million an episode?
3 to 4 million each? For a chap.
Yeah. For a day it'll.
Be a day or two just filming Jesus.
But they know how much power they have as a group to be
together. Yeah.
And if they're. Still on like residual payments
from the original series? Of course they are, but.
I don't like, I don't. Know what they get, but, well,
I. Think they were at least on a
million each for the last per episode per episode for the last
series of friends. Like imagine being at the point
where it's like it doesn't matter what the amount of money
you say is it's it's going to happen like a million per
episode. Like imagine those guys being
struggling actors at the start before getting that role.
Like you probably got 10 grand, 5 grand for something and you
were like this is as good as it gets like this is it.
Imagine you went for it, but. Didn't get it like you got down
to the last two. So that's what I would have
been. Really interested in who were
the like, because you know, Saturday Night Live, so many
famous people auditioned to get into that and you can see their
audition tapes, but they didn't get it.
And I love hearing about like actors who didn't get roles who
were really close to it but didn't get it.
So like, do we know of anyone that auditioned for friends and
didn't get it? It's a bit like me with Line of
Judy, like thinking I was going to be in an episode of Line of
Judy and then it actually went to a different actor called
Shane. It's that level people are
thinking what could have been, they did say, but the guy.
Who was going to play Joey? He did end up playing his.
He played Joey Twin, Yeah. I like that.
I love stuff like that. I love stuff like that. 15
actors. You didn't know Almost starred
in Friends, Hit Me Tony Blair. Jon Favreau as Chandler.
See. Friends.
Is that successful and all? Not much, as it's one of those
things that I actually can't picture anybody else playing
those people. Ellen DeGeneres, Phoebe.
Again. It makes sense when you say it,
but I can't picture it. OK, who else you go, John.
I think Jon Favreau would have would have done a good job.
I could see that he was. Anyway, wasn't he?
I don't know but. By the way, can I just say I
didn't? I don't enjoy the character of
Chandler in Friends and he's one of the most popular, I think,
hands down. Ross Geller Like David
Schwimmer, Ross is by far and away the best character in
Friends. Funny every season, just a
brilliantly like tragic character who like tries his
best but everything goes against them.
I think the infirm is brilliant. Vince Vaughn, Joey and see where
they're going. Yeah, I can see where.
They were going, but also Hank Azaria.
Was done for Joey as well. Surely not good looking well.
He's good in the eye, but savage.
No way. Surely not.
Good. Imagine I was the casting
director just for the role Joey and man would walk in as No,
you're ugly. You're a dumb guy, Eric.
McCormick could have been Ross the fucks up.
Was that Will at a Will and Grace?
Alright, Eric McCormick. Sounds like a guy took me from
underage football when I was younger.
Eric Mccormick's taking under elevens the guy from Will and
Grace. As in.
Yes, but was he? Was he the gay guy or not?
No, he was. Oh no, no, he was gay.
Who's the gay guy? Oh, who am I thinking?
Of Sean someone Oh, you're thinking of the.
Neighbour maybe? Or the friend.
Yeah, I could have. I could have.
Seen the guy from On Grace Planet, Leo Rimini.
Who was out of King of Queens? Could be Monica you.
Know her? Oh yeah, Yeah.
Courtney Cox also very good at playing Monica.
I thought it was interesting they wanted her to play Rachel.
Like that's a, that's a. Head fuck.
But yeah, I mean, interesting just to see the phenomena around
the show, but it didn't make me want to watch an episode of
Friends and Dan. What do we like for time?
Because I've got listeners questions here.
I'm just thinking how many should I do?
Yeah, we're about 45. In all right, I've got some
listeners. Questions here.
It's been a while since we've we've done these.
Let's do them. These have come mainly from
Instagram. First question comes from
William, not William Thompson, who says if loyalist
paramilitaries made a musical opening with the Billy Boys,
what would they call it? I mean I.
Don't think I would hate the idea of a loyalist paramilitary
musical. I also think it's something
Aaron Butler was born to be in. 100% yeah.
Like like they show up at your door to give you a kicking and
they're like. And it's all like.
Very, very theatrical. Of course they would open with
the Billy Boys. They would do simply the best.
God save the Queen. What would it be called?
What's the overall? Story of it, What's the overall?
Story It would centre around like one day of drum cream
maybe? What are you thinking?
King Billy and his gay lover. Gay lovers.
I mean, that's a musical. That's a musical.
Like definitely King historically.
Accurate. Well, I'm distancing myself.
From that, can I just say first and foremost what Michael Foster
TV seems to be endorsing it? I don't know if it's a story
historically accurate. I just know the King Billy and I
would know a lot about this, which happened to rest and
rested on his friend's lap as depicted in some murals.
And I don't think that there's anything gay about that.
Unless the but it wasn't the back of his head touching the
guy's lap if he was flipped around all of a sudden.
People should should be asking Billy questions, you know?
But but maybe it's just about Billy and his horse.
King William and his horse and. Their relationship.
Not, not. In that kind of way.
But I don't know, I think I would maybe want to see more of
a modern, like more than 90s type guys.
You know, like maybe it's about the day they got out of
Maghaberry, you know, under the Good Friday Agreement when they
all did that sort of like fashion catwalk out of
Maghaberry. Like the original Bob boys are
back. Was there a lot of planning?
That went into that catwalk. I think the only.
Planning from the images seemed to be that they all had a wee
mate with a Wise Buys plastic bag waiting for them as it got
out. Don't know why that was the
thing just like their mates with otherwise he's just to give them
a load of like sweets and 10s of Vento and all be like you'll not
hear your go bro, but like an idea a bit of stand up about
this. So I don't want to ruin it.
But like, can I just say the loyalist guys came up with a lot
more, a lot more. Sure, De Vieve and the
Republican guys just wanted to keep their head down and get
into the move in Vauxhall Nova and just get out of there,
whereas the loyalist guys were more like the pitch is back.
You know, they, they ramped. It up a little bit more.
So maybe there's something in that.
Maybe it's a day. Maybe it's like there was a big
thing planned to go down in in gaol the day of the Good Friday
Agreement and then they all find out, found out they were getting
released. So maybe it could be about that
or something. What would it be called?
It would be called Macabre Free. Magabrey, Magabre.
Free. It needs work.
It wouldn't be called that, but I think I think people would
like to see it. Glenn says and Glenn has two NS,
which is unnecessary, not necessary at all.
And showing off. I think the first Glenn to do
that, the parents are the first Glenn to do that.
Well, he's called Glenn. Where you put that as birth
certificate? Yes, it will.
Or you seem to have just written 4 letters.
Yeah, my son has two NS unnecessary, but I like it.
Glenn says people still blaming certain situations on COVID
regulations. What's the best you've seen?
Well, we're moving house. At the minute and anything we
need to get people just blame Brexit to the point where I
think that gets blamed more than COVID.
People are like oh sorry mate, Brexit be like you told me a
different price a week ago. Brexit mate.
Yeah, but why are you just finding out about Brexit now?
Like what's changing Brexit mate?
COVID is another one. Yeah, people blame stuff on
COVID. A guy, a guy who lives like 3
streets away from me got something sent to him by
mistake. This was got from me and he
wrapped my door and went mate this came for you about three
months ago but just for COVID and stuff.
I was like, what? What could you possibly mean
just for COVID and stuff, you know, I didn't know about, you
know, dropping it over to you. I'm like, mate, don't be silly.
COVID has never existed. I'm only joking.
Yeah. COVID regulations.
I don't know why. I don't know why.
If it were like, you know, team football can come back.
Team sports but don't just be having a kick about with your
mates because COVID knows whether you're registered to a
club or not. That's the thing he'll blame in
a certain. I mean I'm sure there are people
who are blaming petty like family stuff on COVID
regulations like like. Barry, you're supposed to pick.
Your kids up last weekend. I know, fuck sake.
COVID. And there's definitely an F in
there. Fucking COVID love.
Barry, you're. Seen in the fuck in the middle
of the estate, your bags around your ankles last night.
Fucking your Dick and balls. In between your legs.
Singing Paul Marley. Every little things going to be
all right. I know, Love's your cofit.
What fuck on the coat the cofit got in the.
Macleans There was Co fit in it I think.
I think a boy slept a bit of Co fit into it.
So he ended up. Bonding a lot of gear up my
hooter and fucked and stealing a goldfish.
What? Aye, Josh, What?
Criminal proceedings would you implement for 47 year old
shirtless men bringing their sofas out to their front garden
on a sunny day? I'd reward it.
I would reward it. I like more of that sort of
thing. I think it's real.
I think it's like what we talked about earlier, having no shame.
Who gives a fuck? It's your front garden.
Get the sofa, get your deck out and just say you are who you
are. I like that.
I like it If it's your own front garden, don't be like on the
street doing it, stopping me, people with wheelchairs and all,
getting down the street. But if you want to be in your
own front garden, do it. Like Dan, would you ever
consider a new gaffe? Would you ever consider just
getting the sofa out there? And no, no, I, I like it.
I like the, the, it invokes images and times in my head of
when it was weather like this, like a wonder day, like back in
the day in the mid 90s, late 90s, my granny St like everybody
would be out the front few chairs, like not the sofa.
I think that's a bit much. People bring in a few chairs at
the front, few drinks, the music playing, but not too loud.
Like, no, I love it. I don't think that should be.
Yeah, but there's a difference between.
Lifting a couple of chairs and going through the process of
taking your sofa outside. I know.
I think that's. Bit much also like I don't want
to be sitting on the sofa on a sunny day.
No. Especially if it's like a.
Leather sofa? Oh my God, you'll be stuck.
To it, Daniel Kelly just sends me a little bit of art.
And I don't know whether it's. Daniel Kelly, who maybe is a
child himself or this has been done by a child or just someone
who's you know. It is art that I.
Imagine has been done by a child, unless it's been done by
Daniel Kelly, who is an adult, in which case I apologise if
this Jew that's done it, But I don't know why you would have
done this as an adult. But if it's your kid that's done
this, it's great. Keith Cruz.
Keith Cruz is the summer soccer school for kids.
The Movie. And he sent me a picture.
There, and it's got Keith on one side.
And there's a wee guy from the. Council and it says off now
there's a dump guy in the corner and then on the other side wee
bunter. And I mean, I like it.
Yeah, yeah, I'll send you. I've got to send it via e-mail.
That's the worst guy. Do you know what's the worst
thing? And it's not that, right?
I apologise, but do you know what the worst thing is?
Also, why am I sending it to my own e-mail?
Right? The worst thing ever, and you'll
know it when I say it. What about the fucking people
who send you a zoom link to your WhatsApp on your phone?
You're going to have a sit. Down zoom and they send you the
link to WhatsApp on your phone and then you have to e-mail it
to yourself. The worst people.
OK, so yeah, Keith or Daniel or someone he knows has done this.
I think it's a great bit of art. I think if we when we make Keith
Cruz's summer soccer school the movie, which we definitely
should, how is that not a film? Like the councillor?
Trying to stop Keith running the summer soccer school. 100% this
has to happen. Like I obviously want to play
Keith Cruz. Karen's going to play Bunter.
But it'd be so sly if like yous went away, Dan and Mike and
wrote this movie and made it without me and like Dornan was
playing me. And Adrian Dunbar.
Played Bunter. So sly.
But Keith Cruz's summer soccer school movie would be great.
Who played the? Evil council person.
Who looks like a? Little jobsworth.
Go say your thing. Butler does at times.
When he puts on some glasses and he does his hair in a certain
way. What a big He's just something
about him when he. Puts his hair a certain way, I
think. Well, fuck you, Council Bastard.
Have you got that picture? OK, here we go.
Here we go. So you've got Keith on.
One side you've got Bunter on the other back-to-back like
Lethal Weapon. I love the, I love the colours
being used, like the football pitch in the bottom, like the
tracksuit case. We moustache is there.
I think it's great and it genuinely wants me, wants me.
It makes me want, makes me want to do a Keith and Bunter movie.
Thank you for that, Daniel or whoever drew it.
I appreciate it. Ross Jackson says who'd?
Win in a fight, Stephen Baxter, Mick McDermott or David Haley.
So very niche Irish league question I think.
I think Stephen. Baxter wins it because I think
he's got the height, the strength and actually the
cardio. Over over those other.
Guys, I think Mick McDermott would do a wee eye gouge.
I think David Healey would be a bit gung hoax.
He's a striker so he'd just like go in and give it his all.
But he'd be done pretty quick. So I back Stephen Baxter for
that. Rory Brady.
What about the guy in town every day with his cat on the lead
like Joe Exotic? Has anybody seen this?
No. I mean, that's the sort.
Of thing in certain, like in Botanic in Belfast, if that
happens, you don't bat an eyelid out of Botanic as Botanic's
wild. Like it's a wild place.
Like I would have met people in Botanic and like if I was
meeting someone for a coffee, I would say I'll meet you in
Botanic. It's crazy now.
Like that's a crazy area. A guy with a cat in the lead
will not be the maddest thing you see.
That reminds me of remember the guy in Hollywood?
Mike used to say he was holding up his son.
Do you remember there was a guy who.
Used to walk along the dual carriageway in Hollywood and he
was, he'd walk along like this. And he was like shouting at the.
Side of the road. No.
And you're like, what are you doing?
You clamp it, they go holding up the sun.
He said if he let it go, the sun would fall.
Do you never remember this? Miami?
And Marty slabbered on him once down the sea park when he was
like Marty was like 12 and this guy's like, well, in his 40s.
And then Marty's on his biking on.
He shouted something with the guy and the guy's under a lot of
pressure, like because he's literally holding the sun up.
And Marty's like, you're a dickhead and all.
He thought he couldn't drop the sun.
And the guy set the sun down for a second, punch Marty off his
bike and then threw the bike into the sea.
I mean, like, don't, don't be slabbering to him.
Like the guy's under a lot of pressure holding the sun up.
I've seen people more recently as well shouting the traffic.
It's weird, I wonder. There must be like a thing it
represents or whatever, but there's a guy just outside
Hollywood who like shouts at the cars.
I I, I, I find that tough to tough to watch, like very tough
to watch. And I like, I don't find it
funny at all. I just feel like so bad for the
person because I'm like, what brought you to this?
What's brought you to this? I mean the hard shoulder, but I
mean what has gone wrong in your life to make you do that?
I I I fucking hate that MGPT says will I will pop up outdoor
restaurants go to shit after COVID?
I think there'll be more. Of an attitude after this, of of
course people will want to go do the indoor stuff, but I think
there'll be more of an attitude of people being like, fuck it,
let's go to this wee place. It's just that we wouldn't pop
up shack type thing. I think people like that.
Coffee vans, People probably see coffee vans and stuff like that
as cool because they're convenient.
You know, when you're out, like at a walking spot or whatever,
you just, you need to go and track down a coffee shop in the
middle of town. You just grab it at a place like
that. I I like it.
I love stuff like that and I think it's cool to support it.
Jazz hands Joy. What about Boris being a bell
end? Yeah, I.
Guess, I guess, I guess he is. I guess he is.
I don't know. I don't know anymore, but I
don't know anything really about Boris Johnson.
I know anything about politics, but like, I don't think there's
ever going to be a politician in a high level of power that
everyone goes sound, sound guy, you know?
B Morris, have you got your foreskin framed and on the wall
at a new studio yet? No, I haven't.
I didn't get to salvage my foreskin, which is definitely
unfortunate and I don't know where it is now what?
What do you think they do in the surgery when they throw it into
the bin? Where does that go?
Does that go to your normal dump?
What do you think they do with body parts?
Yeah, the the dump. Guys have to look after the dump
guys. Walking about with a new cravat.
Christoir. Says, have you had a further
look into UFOs yet? America coming out with the
evidence they not they have. Look into this and blow your
mind again. Let me know what you reckon.
Are they real or Nah on next week's episode or the next solo
episode maybe. If we have a guest, can you
please make a note that we're going to talk a lot about UFOs
because I want to look into this, but I don't have enough
time to do it right now because, you know, I need to put aside a
little bit of thinking time and rest my brain.
But let's do an episode on UFOs because I've got a lot of
questions. Should we get a special?
Guest for that someone who knows about these kind of do you want
to try and get a UFO? Expert on.
I'm just going to try and get someone.
Who knows about conspiracy theories on?
But here's the thing. Kesey's more into like.
You know, gritty. Stuff I think UFOs are seen as
like, So what? That's Mickey.
'S I think they're like a touristy.
Place to go, It's that equivalent.
It's like, do you want to go to Benidorm?
Send that to someone who's like, no man, I like to go to the
Basque region, you know what I mean?
It's like, no, no, no. I'm into the cultural type
stuff. I think UFOs entry level.
But Dan, can you please find out if there's like a Northern
Ireland UFO expert? Yeah, OK.
That's like Sandy. That's what Lawrence, John, that
could be a fun episode. That could be a fun episode.
Final question. We'll wrap it up with this.
Joe says a great question. After Samson and Goliath, what
are your top three cranes? Fraser.
Niles on the DA. Chuck out and skip.
Three, you fucking clump it. What is it?
Timber fucking. Skip 3.
Folks ain't going to like her, but that says Timber.
I thought that one, folks. That will all go to gaol.
What it says, it says that's where timber goes, I think.
There's more. Than we're letting on.
Do you want to talk about UFOs? No man, I just want to dump this
fucking all these old posh meanings that I'm throwing.
Outlook. We'll leave it there.
Let's look up UFO guys, because I'd like to do an episode on
that patreon.com/TV With Me podcast and then the SSE Arena
on the 6th of November and the 13th.
The 6th is sold out. There's tickets there for the
13th, but they're not going to be around forever.
They're unlike UFOs. At some point they will go away
and stop being real. See you then.
There's an outdoor tour. There's some tickets there for
Port Rush and Newton. I'll be shined on that.
I melt that I have to go here. See you later, Dan.
Anything else? We need to talk about that.
Boys dad, Boys dad. Boys, Dad.
Boys, Dad boys, the parenting podcast from me and Dave
Elliott. It's available everywhere, BBC
Sounds, Apple podcast sometimes Dad boys with Dave Elliott and
she and Todd Dave's, Dave's even come first in that Dan was
responsible for that and that is why I will be taken down down to
the dump and throw them in the cardboard.
Mike, what do you want to plug? Managers
michaelfoster.tvalwaysmichaelfoster.tv. Book me for your shit, but not
when it coincides with stuff that we're doing well.
What? What are you?
Shooting on are some. Mini Pro G2.
No, I meant like what sort? Of stuff and all like but what
videos and all videos and all no.
Michael does videos. Slow motion.
Fast motion. No motion.
No motion start. Motion.
No more motion, more problems. I don't know, I fuck we should
have wrapped this up 5 minutes ago.
Take it easy. Cheers.