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Prime big deal days is coming 
October 8th and 9th, which can 

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lead to involuntary deal squeals
like the infamous deal on a new 

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massager squeal. 
Save big on prime big deal days 

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October 8th and 9th zippers. 
Welcome to this episode of the 

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Tea With Me podcast. 
With me, she and Todd. 

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It's a parked house today. 
A producer Dan over there got a 

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couple, got a couple things I 
need to speak to him about few 

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enquiries, few avenues I want to
explore. 

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I've got michaelfoster.tv over 
there, change his name by Dee 

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Paul and he's sitting over there
looking pretty good And khaki. 

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I think you've recently decided 
Khaki's your colour, which is 

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like a very feminine. 
I'm sorry if I'm so fucking 

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sorry of his offence on it's 
like quite girly. 

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Can you say that you go to 
Magalbury for that to just like 

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find the colour and then be 
like, this is me. 

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But that's what you've done. 
Someone's told you you suit 

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khaki and you've really leaned 
into it, right or wrong. 

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Not quite, but you mentioned 
that it's girly and it was a 

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girlfriend that bought those two
khaki things that you're talking

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about. 
Right. 

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So now you're like, yeah, this 
is me. 

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You sort of look like a very 
casual soldier, you know, who's 

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prepared for pace and ready for 
cuddles. 

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And I think that's hurting 
anyone. 

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You're looking good. 
You look like a guy who was off 

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Pearl Harbour the day I got 
bombed. 

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And you've come back like this 
and everyone's like, you know, 

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you need to be doing more. 
You need to be doing more. 

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And then there's Dan Quick over 
there, producer Dan, who may I 

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just say has defied the odds. 
And you've, you've achieved 

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something, my friend, that I 
didn't know you were capable of.

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It's been sunny the last few 
days, right or wrong. 

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Yeah, it's been lovely. 
It's been beautiful and we'll 

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talk about that because there's 
a good feeling in the air and I 

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really, since the weather's been
good, have been thinking about 

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you nonstop. 
Because I actually don't know 

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that many redhead ginger guys. 
I don't know that many of you. 

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And that's not a prejudice I 
have. 

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I'm not like a voice swerving 
you guys, you know, that sort of

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thing. 
But you're one of the only 

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redheaded guys I know. 
You're probably my best friend 

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with red hair. 
And when the weather was good, I

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thought, Oh no, Dan's going to 
have to go to ground. 

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He's going to have to go and do 
his, you know, his porn basement

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that you have purpose built in 
your new house. 

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Not only have you been out and 
about, but you look great and 

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you're swore the redheaded guy. 
Talk to me about the science 

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behind that. 
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it is is that during like the 
autumn, the winter and the 

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spring, I have multiple 
freckles. 

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Yeah, on my hands, my arms, my 
face. 

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During the summer I have one 
freckle. 

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It all joins. 
It comes from top my head. 

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All the way the joined up 
freckle, you know when the 

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freckle, when the freckles 
align, it looks good. 

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You look you look sun kissed and
honestly you look great. 

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And you're wearing a white 
T-shirt to contrast that tan. 

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And there is nothing wrong with 
that sister. 

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I learned that from you. 
Then I said to you today we were

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recording a different kind of 
podcast, and I said, Dan, let me

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ask you, what have you been up 
to this weekend? 

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You've been surfing? 
You said, yeah, I mean, where to

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do that? 
You said Ross Nyler. 

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And I thought you'd broken 
international rules, but you 

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said it's open up again. 
You can do it. 

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Yeah, all cross county borders 
are allowed. 

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So I mean, it wasn't stopped so.
You're that swarthy border fox. 

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Absolutely. 
Redheads for the border, fox? 

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Yeah, you both of you look 
great. 

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You've got a bit of a town. 
You find the colour that works 

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for you and there's a good vibe 
going around. 

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Like the weather's good. 
You can you can smell sun cream 

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in at the minute, you can smell 
barbecues. 

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And I've said it before, I say 
it again, don't be afraid to 

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just even if you don't know 
people that live near you, crane

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your head over a fence that 
smells good. 

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Can I have some? 
Never be afraid because you only

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live once. 
You may as well do these things.

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Like honestly, I'm finding more 
and more that embarrassment is 

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embarrassment is something that 
was genetically created, 

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probably by, you know, people in
power, the government to stop 

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you doing things. 
But I don't think you should be 

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embarrassed to do it. 
Like, I won't, I, I've no, you 

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know, people talk about shame 
and stuff. 

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All you know, it's embarrassing 
to ask your neighbours for the 

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barbecue and, you know, to, to 
go around then with a container 

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and ask for not only stuff to 
eat there and then, but ask for 

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can I have stuff to take away 
from, you know, my family. 

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Just do it. 
That's my new attitude. 

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I just do it. 
For example, you know, I'm very 

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much, I'm a people pleaser. 
I go with the flow. 

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I say, yeah, no problem, even 
when I disagree with something. 

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And more recently, I've just 
started to be a direct to the 

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point guy. 
I say it like I say it and I 

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think it's paying off. 
Say it like I say it, it's 

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paying off. 
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just 

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going for going for it more. 
Give you an example, a guy 

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phoned me to for like A to busy 
offer me a gig for decent enough

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money that I would have done 
before. 

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And even if I didn't want to do 
it at all, it's very rare. 

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I'll just be like, no, thank 
you. 

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I will always go like, yeah, OK,
I can do it. 

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And then it's not the money I 
would do it for. 

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And I'm all like, yes, it's 
fine, It's no problem. 

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And I was just like, Nah, no, 
you know, I just, I'm just way 

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more like that now. 
I think it's a maturity thing. 

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I think I'm growing up a bit. 
Last week in the podcast, you 

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too, diagnosed me with ADHD. 
So I've had the. 

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I think that's part of it. 
That's part of my problem. 

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I'm just too like, yeah, yeah, 
no problem. 

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Yeah, we can sort it. 
Sometimes I need to take a step 

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back, think about a thing and 
then say yes or no, say yes or 

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no. 
So I think, I think what I'm 

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saying is let's not be 
embarrassed. 

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The weather's good. 
I want to see people out there 

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wearing whatever they want, you 
know, if you're a, if you're a 

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bigger gentleman, lady, whatever
you, you know, consider yourself

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he, the, they, them, whatever it
is. 

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I want to see you out there 
wearing whatever you, if you 

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look at that, if you look at the
day outside and you go, I want 

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to wear a pair of cowboy boots 
and a boner and that's it. 

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Do it. 
I just want people to go for 

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things more and I want people to
do it. 

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I mean I could be wrong but I 
want to hear everyone say let's 

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just do it. 
They aren't a sponsor. 

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What? 
Sorry. 

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Oh, yeah. 
With another sponsor as well. 

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Like, here's the thing, 
sometimes you just get poor. 

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You just get caught up in 
things, you know. 

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And I know I said I'm more just 
going to start like doing 

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things. 
But at the end of the day, if 

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Dan says you stopped halfway 
through the odds, I'm going to 

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bring myself back and I'm going 
to say one thing, and that is 

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Punjama. 
Now, Punjana sounds like it can 

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be a lot of different things. 
You know, you could probably say

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you'd been away to somewhere. 
You could say I've just where 

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were you? 
Punjana could be a place. 

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It could be a way you feel. 
You could say someone goes, how 

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you feeling? 
You can go, yeah, I feel 

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Punjana, you know, could 
definitely be an adjective. 

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It could be, you know, a way to 
do things. 

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He's very Punjana. 
But what Punjana is, and no one 

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can deny that is the number one 
best selling tea in Northern 

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Ireland. 
And that says a lot because we 

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like a couple of things here. 
We like conflict. 

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We like division. 
We like fried bread and we like 

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tea. 
And no one does it better than 

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Punjana. 
I'm talking about tea, not 

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conflict. 
That's what they do. 

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Punjana didn't decided to start 
a lockdown. 

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Ah, maybe we sell tea. 
You know, Pajana have been doing

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this man and boy for four 
generations, since legitimately 

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the 1800s. 
I mean, how do you stick with 

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something that long? 
You've got to be devoted to it. 

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You've got to love what you do. 
Because it's a little bit like 

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me with guitar lessons. 
I went to two guitar lessons. 

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I was trying to learn Roman 
Keaton when you say nothing at 

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all. 
And I didn't know it perfectly 

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after the second because I could
sing it, but I couldn't play it.

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Another guitar lesson. 
That's why I was there to play 

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it. 
And I was like, I would strum 

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the first chord and I'll go. 
You can't speak right to my 

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heart. 
And then it took me so long to 

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get to the second. 
I never made it to with a 

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shinhorn. 
You can let up the dark. 

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And Speaking of lighting up the 
dark, the tea game in Northern 

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Ireland was dark for a long 
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And then Pajana came round and 
went here, what about this? 

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And everyone said yes. 
And the Pajana family, the 

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Thompson family, still make tea.
The Thompsons are. 

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Just ask the Thompsons what 
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The answer is going to be either
we're a way to get you some tea,

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could be anywhere in the world 
in their tea fields, or they 

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will be tasting tea with their 
lips, throat, and teeth. 

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They'll let you know pretty 
sharpish. 

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They've been the bad stuff, they
keep the good stuff, and it's 

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always good. 
Punjana, just do it. 

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No, that's Nike. 
Pyjama is a great time. 

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Honestly, like everyone knows 
pyjamas #1 so just keep drinking

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pyjama tea. 
It's in my cup right now. 

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Let me take a sip of it and 
let's get stuck into the podcast

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and manscaped. 
I did manscaped. 

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OK, could we do it again for 
this episode? 

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Oh yeah, can this be edited? 
I mean if you really want it to 

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be. 
I don't want it to be, No, 

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absolutely not. 
Because my new thing is we just 

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do it. 
We just do it. 

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No embarrassment. 
No. 

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Here's the thing. 
We could give you, yes, some 

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sort of Polish podcast. 
Oh, boring. 

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But that's not why Punjana came 
to us. 

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Punjana know that we play a 
little, not really by the rules.

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You know, it's a little bit like
when you're playing rounders 

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with your younger cousins when 
you're younger and then you miss

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the thing and they go, it's my 
turn and you go no. 

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If it's after 3:00 and you miss 
and you're 11 because you were 

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11 at the time, you get another 
life. manscape.com is the number

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one in man's below the belt 
groom and you know that by now. 

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If you listen to the podcast, if
you're new, do me a favour, 

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write and review the podcast and
then look down at your pubes. 

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What's going on there? 
If you're a guy and the answer 

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is not a lot, go to 
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They've got the lawnmower 3.0 
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They've got ball cleanser, ball 
deodorant, ball wipes, the whole

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thing. 
Look at this, look at this, 

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you're looking at that. 
If you're watching the video 

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version, what is it that we do 
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your memory? 
It's sleek, it's sophisticated. 

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No, that's a sound of great 
pubic hair. 

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And we also all know we also 
know what it might be the sound 

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of too. 
Some people genuinely probably 

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listen to that with headphones. 
Getting a boner? 

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The last thing I've got to plug 

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before we really do get stuck 
into this is the 

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podcast. 

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The community grows and grows 
bit like the T fields that the 

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Thompson family use. 
It grows and grows and what you 

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and grows is take a manscape 

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lawnmower 3.0 to it. 
But the Patreon gets bigger TV 

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podcast over on Patreon and we 
do a bonus episode on a Monday 

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and on Friday we do a live 
stream episode with some of your

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favourite comedians last week. 
So yeah, go check that out. 

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But last week, I was betrayed. 
Last week, I was looking forward

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to the Friday episode. 
And Dan and Mike said, oh, mate,

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here's the thing. 
The studio's getting sprayed for

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termites. 
And I said, I'm pretty sure that

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just happens in America in 
movies. 

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And they went, no, mate, 
termites. 

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And there was 4 termites in the 
studio on Friday. 

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Those two, Karen Bartlett and 
William Thompson. 

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I was high. 
My podcast was hijacked. 

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You did it without me. 
I watched a wee bit of it. 

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It was a little bit like being a
divorced dad in the back garden 

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of his old family house looking 
in at the new step dad. 

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And what's weird is 2 step dads,
Karen Bartlett and William 

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Thompson. 
So it's two step dads, one of 

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them is disabled and you're just
watching going. 

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Ah, I wish it was me. 
Was it good? 

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Do you have a good time? 
Yeah, it was great. 

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Fuck you Mike, do you have a 
good time? 

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Yeah. 
Fuck you, you cocky bastard. 

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Dan, you look like a lobster. 
Mike, you look fat in that 

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colour. 
Just do it. 

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I'm wearing a pink T-shirt. 
I'm having a good time. 

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I'm having a good time. 
And here's the thing I would 

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have before, I would have been 
worried about, you know, the 

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sponsor messages. 
But like we say, we do it a 

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different way. 
We do it a different way. 

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Dan's going across the border 
back and forth as he pleases and

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it's a good time. 
Look, we've got loads to talk 

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about. 
First thing I want to talk about

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today is going to the dump. 
I like to go to the dump because

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I like the number one thing 
about going to the dump is 

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throwing things in to the skips 
whenever they break and smash. 

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Oh, and what about when you just
don't look back at it? 

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What about when you have a load 
of stuff and you just and the 

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best thing is when there's not 
much stuff in the skip. 

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So it like it really falls and 
you have loads of stuff and you 

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just go or you throw it from 
from your car. 

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You know, it's like 5 feet away 
and you should just go up the 

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steps, you know, and tip it in. 
What about when you just one 

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handed like Finn Mccool, you 
just throw it in there and then 

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you realise there's stuff you 
didn't mean to throw it. 

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So you gotta get in there, you 
know, get into the skip and get 

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your stuff back. 
You know, you throw a relative 

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in or whatever. 
And so today I like, I really 

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like the guys that work in the 
dump. 

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I'm moving out of my house this 
week. 

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So my local dump I can talk 
about, right. 

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But there's this guy and he 
always acts like he's doing 

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something he shouldn't be doing,
but actually he's always doing 

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the thing he should be doing. 
So let me explain. 

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I get to the dump today. 
There's like the guy in the high

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viz at the start who greets you 
and he tells me you know what 

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number to go to. 
But I sort of know the drill by 

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now. 
So I show up and I go, all 

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right, mate. 
Also, I, I definitely change the

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way I speak at the dump like, 
because it's all guys at work 

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there, like older guys at work 
there. 

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So I definitely like want to 
appear like I know more about 

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like material, like like I know 
more materials, you know, So I 

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sort of show up and I'm like, 
oh, I made you some fault in 

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mixed household here, Fucks 
sake. 

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And the guy goes, the guy always
acts like he's doing something 

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he shouldn't be. 
Goes here, take her to take her 

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to skip 2. 
And I will not say any more 

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about it. 
And I look at skip 2 and it's 

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like it is mixed household. 
That's where I should be taking 

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it. 
And he's like here tops his nose

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and all. 
He's like, fuck yeah, maybe 

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quick for the boss shows up. 
Like what are you talking about?

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This is where I should be taking
it. 

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I've cardboard mate. 
Should I just go to the big one 

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that says cardboard? 
He's like, ah, do that and see 

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what happens. 
What? 

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So I just had a load of stuff 
today and loads of it was glass.

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And I said to the guys, I went, 
I've glass here, does this go to

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your special 1? 
And I went, the guy goes just 

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fuck it in mate. 
And I said Oh yeah, I'm going to

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just fuck this in here. 
And I threw so much glass in 

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this skip and it all smashed and
I loved it. 

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Throwing bottles into your 
bottle. 

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Bank's a lot of fun, isn't it? 
Yeah, as long as they smash, 

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there's nothing worse. 
You drop it in and it used to 

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hear like a clunk and it's 
obviously still in one piece. 

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Yeah, the best thing in that 
case is get the firm that own it

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to open up the back of it and 
then get the bottle you got that

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didn't break and just smash it 
like, yeah, smashing stuff in a 

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bottle. 
Blank class. 

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What about just guys you see in 
a Sunday morning, like husbands 

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and dads that just fucking hit 
their life and drink too much 

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wine and they're just standing 
in the rain at a bottle bank 

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throwing it in. 
And you're like, that's the only

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enjoyment this guy's getting in 
his entire life is going to the 

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bottle bank just cursing his 
wife. 

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Fuck you, Carol, as he puts in 
14 bottles of somignon. 

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Plunk the dumps. 
A cool place. 

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Like you could spend a lot of 
time in the dump. 

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Like if it wasn't so dirty, you 
could. 

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I'd love to like see all what 
was being thrown out. 

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Pressure because there's always 
a queue, so you're under like 

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time pressure because 
everybody's waiting to get in. 

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So you actually end up making 
mistakes like. 

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I go and. 
Throw like a bit of polystyrene 

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and think that it's in flies 
away off. 

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You go in with it. 
Yeah. 

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The good thing about today was 
there's nobody there. 

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So I literally cleared my car 
out. 

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You know, when you have maybe a 
couple of coffee cups of. 

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I was taking my, I was strolling
around the car, throwing bits 

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out spare tyres, you know, all 
into the same one. 

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I refuse to go to a different 
skip. 

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There's no way just make sure 
they're not looking on fire some

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stuff and I'm throwing in 
battery acid, I'm putting in 

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Tamagotchis, you know, diesel, 
all that sort of thing. 

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I just the dump is a fun 
environment like chucking stuff 

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out is fun. 
You're like decluttering 

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wherever it came from when you 
throw it in it breaks. 

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Mike, what are you laughing? 
It just. 

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Remembering that, you can 
dispose of paint in the dump, 

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right? 
There's like a little shed. 

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Do you know what? 
Like a Hollywood dump. 

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Yeah. 
And I brought down some pain, 

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all this pain that been sitting 
about and left it there and that

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was fine. 
And then she got back and was 

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like, fuck, I needed one of 
those and went back down and 

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tried to just lift the pain back
out. 

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And the guy was like, what are 
you doing, love? 

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She was like, I didn't mean to 
put this in there. 

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Sorry, can I have back? 
He was like, no like. 

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Why would they not let her take 
it back? 

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Because she she had no proof 
that it was her. 

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And she was like, Oh no, I just 
really wanted this one, this 

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one, then have to finish off a 
wee bit. 

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He's like love you take. 
And by the way, they definitely 

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still say love. 
And the dump is an exempt zone 

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where you can't be prosecuted 
for it. 

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So like, yeah, your mum's like 
no, no, no, I just needed this 

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pen back. 
But like, actually I also needed

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these 12 plasmas back, you know,
but but that's so petty. 

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Like I would, I would imagine 
they would let you take 

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something back, you know, 100%. 
But here's the question. 

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Do you think dump guys like 
that's so disrespectful to say 

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dump guys. 
Do you think council workers 

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that work in the dump at the end
of the day, I think they. 

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Prefer to be called dump guys 
than council workers who work at

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the dump. 
I'm a dump guy. 

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Yeah, yeah, it's a bit like guys
who work in like waste, you 

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know, like waste plants call 
themselves like, you know, ship 

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boys. 
But do do you think at the end 

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of the day, the dumb guys 
walkabout? 

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Hoover up the goodies that 
people think are trash but. 

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But let me ask you this, do they
take them home or do they do 

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Facebook marketplace better both
like and also, do you think 

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that's that's probably not 
allowed right be, but I think 

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that no one would blame them for
doing that. 

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Now Golford, if you find 
something that you can sell on 

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marketplace in there. 
There's probably like real 

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valuable stuff gets binned all 
the time, gets thrown out. 

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Should we do, should we do a 
pilot? 

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Should you just take camera down
to Hollywood dump, get a pair of

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marigolds on and just get stuck 
in? 

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I mean, Hollywood dump is 
probably like when I go shopping

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in Lisburn, I mean. 
What's the difference? 

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Hollywood dump people are like 
man I have a 2017 Jaguar estate 

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here but it has a bird shit on 
it yesterday. 

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Where does that go? 
Here's my 50 inch plasma, but 

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it's got some dust on it so just
just take it. 

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My plasma's broke and a guy's 
like, no, that's dust. 

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And they're like no, no, no, no,
no. 

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Get it away at. 
Least the show would have a 

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title dump guys. 
Dump guys 100%, I would love to 

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do that. 
I mean, I wouldn't be part of it

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because I wouldn't be on the 
ground doing it, but I could 

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definitely see we could get 
maybe potty, Patty McDonald. 

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Patty McDonald run about a dump 
and a hive is going out there 

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would be the best television of 
all time. 

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What's in your boot with Paddy 
McDonald? 

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Yeah, I. 
Mean shout out to the dumb guys.

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Dumb guys are the most irritated
guys ever. 

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Like if you make like a human 
mistake, I don't always know 

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where stuff goes, even though 
it's all labelled out for you 

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and exactly says what goes 
where. 

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But if you make one, like you 
throw out like an entire cars 

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worth of stuff and there's one 
bit of metal on something. 

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Oh, come running over like 
you've left a child in a car 

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that's rolling. 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 

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Fucks it the guys I'll. 
Be honest, my experience, couple

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of guys done Hollywood dump, 
overdoing it, really overdoing 

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it. 
But the dump that I was at today

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showed it to the guys in the bat
and the hench dump. 

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Great guys to work with, really 
recommend. 

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There was a guy for a while that
didn't know what 1 to send you 

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to. 
I think he was new and he sort 

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of fucked it up for a while. 
But it was great for people like

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me who could just put it all 
into the one stuff dump. 

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Guys, Look, one thing I really 
want to talk about in this 

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episode is the Friends reunion 
because I didn't even plan to 

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watch a Friends reunion and I'm 
someone who's not AI. 

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Wouldn't consider myself a big 
fan of Friends the show, but 

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then again I've probably seen 
95% of episodes. 

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You know, to the point where? 
If one comes on, I haven't seen 

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it. 
I find that weird. 

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I'm like, how have I never seen 
this one? 

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Friends is one of those things 
that I really like when it was 

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on and a bit like Father Ted, 
but I'm like, I don't get the 

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obsessiveness over it. 
I mean I probably do, but with 

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with friends I just. 
I think it was so. 

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Easy to watch. 
That I had no real. 

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Regard for it, if that makes 
sense. 

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You know, it's like when you 
have to go and seek something 

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out, there's like more of a 
payoff. 

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But Friends was just all you 
knew it was going to be on. 

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So I didn't really respect it 
too much at the time. 

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Dan, I could see you being a big
friends guy to the point where I

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think like when you were 
younger, you saved up all your 

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pocket money, went to New York 
and like walked around looking 

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for Central Perk. 
And then when you realised it 

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wasn't like a real place, you 
just in the middle of Times 

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Square, you just took your 
trousers and pants off and just 

444
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,760
did a shit. 
Like you're so. 

445
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,840
Angry. 
I mean, what made you think? 

446
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,120
I would ever do that. 
What have I ever done in our 

447
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,840
relationship that make you think
I would shit in time? 

448
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,400
It was the first time I saw. 
You I just said that's a guy 

449
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,680
that would save up his pocket 
money to go to the cat set of 

450
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,800
friends and then really just 
hate it when it wasn't real and 

451
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,360
I could see you being a big 
friends guy. 

452
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,080
I think you really enjoyed the 
show, would have watched it as. 

453
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,680
Much as most other people, yeah.
At the time, yeah. 

454
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,600
Mike would have been a big 
friends guy. 

455
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,600
Yeah, man, I didn't know you 
were, I said. 

456
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,600
We better like it's like comfort
or something like you keep Yeah,

457
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,280
put it. 
On and go. 

458
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,320
To sleep kind of thing. 
Well, that's the thing that. 

459
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,320
In the reunion show, which we'll
talk about the whole thing, the 

460
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,840
the gist of it was from people 
talking about is like they felt 

461
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,320
like you're friends, you know 
what I mean? 

462
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,880
Which was great for like 3 guys 
like us probably didn't have a 

463
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:54,480
lot of friends growing up. 
But I I don't know if I like the

464
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,400
the fandom around the show to 
the point where I'm like, that's

465
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,240
good sitcom, leave it there. 
Who are these people that just 

466
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,640
like when people reference stuff
from it? 

467
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,800
Like you'll get it And there's 
nothing that fucks me off more 

468
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,920
than people that go? 
Talk about the reunion. 

469
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,720
And like that one where they all
get together, that one where 

470
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,080
they shut up. 
Don't always be saying that. 

471
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,200
That one where we set down to 
watch a friends reunion. 

472
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,200
That one where we had a glass of
wine and watched a Friends 

473
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,600
reunion make it. 
That one where you fucking, you 

474
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:32,600
know, drive off quite a low 
bridge and you're OK, but you're

475
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,640
right off the car. 
I hate that. 

476
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,240
That one where that. 
Don't let that define your life.

477
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,600
That one where? 
Friends Walls. 

478
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,200
Good, but have you ever watched 
it without the laughter track? 

479
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,440
Oh my, you've seen it. 
No. 

480
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:54,360
So like on YouTube, they've got 
video of it where they just take

481
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,840
the laughs out and it's in no 
way funny. 

482
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,960
Like it's not funny at all and 
it's so weird. 

483
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,360
Big Bang. 
Theory. 

484
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:09,120
Yeah, but then have you ever? 
Watched watched John Oliver show

485
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,840
called last Week tonight. 
Yeah. 

486
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,680
And at the obviously the last 
year he's been doing it from 

487
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,960
home with no audience and no 
laugh track. 

488
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,840
And it's very strange. 
It depends like. 

489
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,960
Tommy Tiernan show, his talk 
show did have an audience. 

490
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,800
I think maybe the first, I don't
think is that old of a show, but

491
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,400
first series they definitely had
a bit of an audience. 

492
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,720
And then he now doesn't have an 
audience and it's very much 

493
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,400
one-on-one with the guest. 
And it's the best thing in TV 

494
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,120
because you're really, really 
focused on podcast on TV. 

495
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:43,360
His his show. 
Yeah, but it's it it's more than

496
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,440
that. 
It's it's like it's utterly 

497
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,200
captivating and I wouldn't even 
listen to an audio version of 

498
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,640
it. 
It's just the way the set is. 

499
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,440
It's still like ATV set and 
they're still on like chairs 

500
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,080
that talk show host would be on.
But they're just something about

501
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:58,920
it. 
That's magic. 

502
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,920
But yeah, the friends are you 
both watch it? 

503
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:03,880
Haven't seen all of it. 
I saw. 

504
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,040
About half an hour of it, yeah, 
I don't think I saw. 

505
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,040
The very end of it. 
James Corden got so much shit 

506
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,120
for hosting it. 
Yeah, fair enough. 

507
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,800
Really. 
I don't know. 

508
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,280
I don't, I don't mind. 
Them at all. 

509
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:22,560
I don't mind them. 
He he he is like a lot and he is

510
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,960
like kind of extra, but I think 
it's one of those things where 

511
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:30,080
like he a lot of the backlash he
gets is because he is like doing

512
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,720
so well for himself a bit. 
I just, I didn't. 

513
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,960
Find his presence annoying. 
I just found the way that he was

514
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,400
speaking was annoying. 
He was like talking like this. 

515
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,760
And then there was a thing that 
happened, and we are all here. 

516
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,200
It was like Tony Blair. 
Yeah. 

517
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:45,800
Weird. 
Oh. 

518
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,920
Tony Blair would have been a 
much better choice to host the 

519
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:58,360
Friends reunion. 
Ah Matt, I just realised I don't

520
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:07,200
know, I don't talks by the way 
when I started I just made that 

521
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,440
up. 
But you 2 acted like as a 

522
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,600
fucking great Tony Blair. 
So I realised in that moment 

523
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,920
that none of us know about Tony 
Blair dogs. 

524
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,320
Tony. 
Blair, hey. 

525
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,280
Hey. 
David Schwimmer, Just checking 

526
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,920
you're all good for this Friends
reunion at your agent here. 

527
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,680
Yeah, mate, That's good. 100%. 
I'm really looking forward to 

528
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,800
it. 
Just just checking who's hosting

529
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,200
it. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

530
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:38,360
That's Tony Blair. 
What, Former Labour leader of 

531
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,760
war criminal Tony Blair? 
Yeah. 

532
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,600
He's just, he fancies it. 
He fancies it alright. 

533
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,000
It's just would he not be a 
weird choice for it? 

534
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,880
Why? 
Why do you think, Tony? 

535
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,960
Barrett be a weird choice for it
or it's just he was just just 

536
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,680
know him as a politician and 
then he's responsible for the 

537
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,640
death of so many people. 
So like, this is a reunion show,

538
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,760
you know, Would it not be more 
worthwhile reuniting him with 

539
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,480
the families of the people whose
death he's responsible for so 

540
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,680
that he can apologise for it? 
David, just just go to. 

541
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,040
The show, mate, and fucking 
enjoy yourself when he. 

542
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,360
Fucking morbid bastard. 
All right. 

543
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,480
Will do Cheers. 
Yeah, Tony Blair would have been

544
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,200
a great host for that. 
I mean, any politician, a local 

545
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,120
politician would have been 
great. 

546
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,760
Be great to see Gerry Adams host
that. 

547
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,840
Arlene hasn't got much. 
Going on at the moment, Arlene 

548
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,800
Foster, host of. 
Friends union would be yeah, 

549
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,920
100%. 
Q People going? 

550
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,960
Jerry Ellen's would say awesome 
in French. 

551
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,600
It would be me making. 
That joke kills it every gig you

552
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,960
do that sort of thing kills bad 
use words. 

553
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,120
My state agent in front of me. 
There you go. 

554
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:53,400
Just more properly and no, yeah,
I, I. 

555
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,360
Found the reunion. 
Weird, especially because it was

556
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,360
17 years since the first since 
it ended. 

557
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,680
When I heard that I was like in 
total denial. 

558
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,960
I was like no, it didn't end. 
70, I'm basically 17. 

559
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,360
And then I realised that, hey, 
I'm not, but it feels like it 

560
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,040
was. 910 years. 
Ago, but then when you look at 

561
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,280
it, 17 years does feel right, 
but it's never been. 

562
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,880
Off TV since like, yeah, that's 
probably. 

563
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,400
Part of it that that's 100% why 
it is. 

564
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:26,960
It's just always on. 
And look, these people, you 

565
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,600
know, actors in their own right,
they've done a lot of work 

566
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,080
since. 
A lot of them done great charity

567
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,920
stuff. 
I think it's really important 

568
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,880
that the first thing we talk 
about is how they look now, 

569
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,480
their appearance. 
Let's entirely judge them on 

570
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,160
their appearance. 
Let's go through 1 by 1. 

571
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,160
Can I just say the person that 
looked the best, who am I going 

572
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:55,000
to say Lisa Kudrow 100% No, Lisa
Kudrow looked the best because 

573
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,200
clearly she has had no work 
done. 

574
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,640
And she looks like a little bit 
older than the rest of the cast,

575
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,360
but like, but looks better, like
so much better. 

576
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:09,240
Like she looks like, you know, a
woman of her own age who looks 

577
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,240
who looks great. 
I like, I like her vibe. 

578
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,160
She seems like someone I could 
go for a pint with. 100% David 

579
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,000
Schwimmer. 
I don't think he's had work. 

580
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,840
I don't think he's had worked 
on, I think he just looked 

581
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,560
strange then. 
He's a bit puffed. 

582
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,200
Up like but I think he he 
thought Tony Blair was hosting 

583
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,520
the reunion, but that and he's a
big Lib Dem guy. 

584
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,680
But I thought David Schwimmer 
again looked OK. 

585
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,240
I thought he looked fine. 
And then Jennifer Allison, 

586
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:43,360
Courtney Cox, I think looked. 
A bit scary. 

587
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,520
I see, see like plastic surgery 
like that, like like or Botox or

588
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,600
whatever it is. 
I can't imagine if you're like 

589
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:57,680
an actress in Hollywood, the 
pressure to not age or, or, or 

590
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,320
never look anything below 
unbelievable. 

591
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,160
And like you can tell that like 
they're beautiful and they look,

592
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,640
you can tell that they're 
they're good looking stuff. 

593
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,880
But like, the only thing I'm 
looking at with anyone like that

594
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,160
is the work they've had done. 
And I can never get past that. 

595
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,160
And also surely that looks worse
as time goes on. 

596
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,280
Like when do you ever see 
anybody who's had work done and 

597
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:26,760
go, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
The reaction is always like, why

598
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,000
have you done that? 
Like, I'm sure if they hadn't, 

599
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,280
they would look, well, like 
they'd have a bit of wrinkles. 

600
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,800
Hey, I have wrinkles and I'm a 
17 year old guy. 

601
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,960
I'm a 17 year old guy with no 
worries, but like they look 

602
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,120
good, but it's like, I don't 
know if they needed to do that. 

603
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,560
But then there is that. 
I suppose there is that 

604
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,080
pressure. 
I mean, genuinely, if one person

605
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,240
made a comment about me looking 
a little bit old on a podcast, I

606
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,120
would probably invest in quite a
lot of work. 

607
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,040
I'd probably say we should do a 
few episodes in Turkey and then 

608
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,320
I would come back looking like 
Frankenstein's monster. 

609
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,120
What were you going to say 
there? 

610
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,280
Don't you were to make a bitchy 
comment. 

611
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,880
I was just going to say. 
I guarantee by the time you're 

612
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,280
45 you'll have had something 
done when I'm 45. 

613
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,920
I'll look like an older guy, but
I'll still look quite youthful 

614
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,200
and quite good. 
I'm not going to fight it. 

615
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,400
I'm just going to bring it on, 
let it happen. 

616
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,600
What about Matt LeBlanc? 
Then. 

617
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,920
No. 
Matt LeBlanc. 

618
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,280
Fair play to Matt. 
LeBlanc. 

619
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,200
Because you could. 
Wear like, you know, flattering 

620
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,680
type clothing. 
He could have worn an oversized 

621
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,920
jumper, you know, he could have 
done that sort of thing. 

622
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,440
But what Matt LeBlanc said their
stylist was get me a skin tight 

623
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,160
short sleeve shirt from one of 
Shane Todd's uncles. 

624
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,680
It's not that like Matt LeBlanc 
actually, I think looked good. 

625
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,320
But like in terms of the style, 
there was a moment where he 

626
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,600
went, oh, and he rubbed his 
hands together and he was 

627
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:04,160
telling a shit story. 
And I went he he is this guy I 

628
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,720
know from the countryside here, 
like he does that like no 

629
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,080
Hollywood actors should tell a 
story. 

630
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,200
Oh, why? 
That's a that's a thing only 

631
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,360
people here do when they're when
they're like looking forward to 

632
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,400
a big feed when they're on their
way to your carvery. 

633
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,640
I looking forward to getting up 
here for a feed of paints and a 

634
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,640
big Stew. 
Matt LeBlanc, I think looked 

635
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,640
good. 
And I think people with all 

636
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,240
those memes floating about and 
all that sort of thing, like in 

637
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,080
a weird way, no. 
But I don't think anyone was 

638
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,760
actually attacking him for the 
way he looks. 

639
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,760
I think people are more like 
just style wise and you're the 

640
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,760
way you're holding yourself. 
You look like every Irish uncle 

641
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,920
like that is like some of those 
memes. 

642
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,360
Genuinely, I saw comments. 
People being like, these memes 

643
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,200
are the best thing that's 
happened since lockdown. 

644
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:54,040
Like I needed this. 
I needed to see Matt LeBlanc put

645
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,880
in the different situations, 
like Achillean, stuff like that.

646
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,640
Like I thought that there's 
nothing funny that when you 

647
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,920
think something, at the time, 
you think you're the only person

648
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,720
who thinks it and then other 
people start to think it and 

649
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:09,520
just everyone thinks it. 
But I wonder what he thinks of 

650
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,159
those memes and stuff Like, does
he like it or, or is he? 

651
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:15,159
Is he offended by that? 
Probably hasn't even noticed 

652
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:16,560
them. 
When? 

653
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,280
You're that rich. 
No, I, I'd. 

654
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,520
Say you've seen them, I think. 
I don't know. 

655
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,960
Whether this is 100% accurate 
then you can back me up. 

656
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,480
I think he goes over somebody 
from either Tyrone or some 

657
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,560
border place so I reckon she 
will have went You're now a meme

658
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,000
and yes this land if it's 
anything. 

659
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,040
To do with the border, Don will 
know about it because he goes 

660
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:41,920
back and forth distributing 
propaganda for far right 

661
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,600
parties. 
He doesn't go serving partner 

662
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,440
she was born in. 
Fermat. 

663
00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:48,800
His is. 
His partner? 

664
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,760
Aurora. 
Mulligan, Aurora. 

665
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,440
On rail she had to Aurora 
Leisure Centre in Bangor, that's

666
00:34:55,440 --> 00:35:01,280
where she was conceived also 
Aurora Leisure Centre in Bangor.

667
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,240
We used to get the train up 
every day in the summer. 

668
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,080
Whenever I was like 1213, me and
my mates, we'd get the train 

669
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,200
from Hollywood to Bangor and we 
would do a thing where we would 

670
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,480
go up to the counter to pay. 
But different people would go up

671
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,840
every day, and if enough of you 
stood around, the person serving

672
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,360
couldn't see behind those 
people, so everyone else would 

673
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,760
just sneak down to the changing 
rooms. 

674
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,280
And that's why 9 out of 10 of 
those friends of mine, I'm the 

675
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,600
only one that's not now in 
Macalbury. 

676
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,800
They all, they all win. 
We used to do that all the time 

677
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,840
and we never paid on the train 
either because we're hard 

678
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,360
bastards. 
Who was I on the train with 

679
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,360
recently? 
Like not that long ago was it 

680
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,480
you? 
And. 

681
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,200
And you know, sometimes if you 
if you go from like one of the 

682
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,120
central Belfast ones to 
Hollywood, you've got to go 

683
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,520
through the ticket thing. 
So you buy a ticket. 

684
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,240
But if you get on somewhere like
Sydenham or whatever and they 

685
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,920
don't come round the ticket 
guys, what do you want to do? 

686
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,520
Do you go and find them? 
You obviously just sit down and 

687
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,240
then if it gets to your stop, 
you like, well, I didn't get 

688
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,000
asked. 
You get off. 

689
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,240
Obviously if the ticket guy goes
past you don't try and lie. 

690
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,600
But we were like, it was pulling
up at Hollywood and we were just

691
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,400
about to get off and the guys 
like tickets, please. 

692
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,680
And I was like, I don't want to 
like I'm here, so I'm just going

693
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,720
to try just to get off. 
And then the guy came up and 

694
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,320
he's like, already made you a 
ticket. 

695
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,240
That was I with you, Mike. 
No, guy's like maybe a ticket. 

696
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,760
And I went, oh, sorry, buddy, I 
didn't know. 

697
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,440
And he goes what? 
And I was like, I'm American and

698
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,920
the guy's like, I don't give a 
fuck. 

699
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,720
Like you need to pay for a 
ticket. 

700
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,000
I thought change of my 
nationality would have changed 

701
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,480
everything. 
And I know what I was with you 

702
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,800
for, which reminded me of that. 
And that is? 

703
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,120
So what one thing? 
We're we're talking about doing 

704
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,640
on on Patreon, Patreon, the 
conference TV with me podcast is

705
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,000
like live commentary. 
What do you call it? 

706
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,040
Is that we call it down live 
commentary, live watch along, 

707
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,600
live watch along of some of the 
EUR games. 

708
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,520
So if there's games that the 
EUR, even if they're like the 

709
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,480
smaller teams like N Macedonia 
and stuff, and maybe me, Dave 

710
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,120
Elliott, maybe a couple Irish 
league footballers, whoever it 

711
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,280
is will do like a watch along 
thing just for Patreon. 

712
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,080
We want to know what games you 
want us to do. 

713
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:18,360
But Speaking of the EUR, me and 
Mike went to watch. 

714
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,600
So I went to at the last EUR, 
Northern Ireland versus Ukraine 

715
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,760
with a big Ukraine. 
And I went to the Wales game. 

716
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,920
But when we were playing 
Germany, me and Mike, we're 

717
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,880
going to go down to Titanic. 
You know, they had that big 

718
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,120
screen. 
There was thousands of people 

719
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,520
there in the slipways. 
We were like, yeah, let's let's 

720
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,480
go down to that. 
That'll be great. 

721
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,160
Crack and say the match was a 
2:00 kickoff. 

722
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,840
We were arriving at about 1/4 or
two and there was loads of 

723
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,680
traffic and everyone was being 
turned away because they were at

724
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,480
capacity. 
I think it was 10,000 people. 

725
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,080
So like, fuck's sake. 
And it's like we're not handy to

726
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,400
anywhere. 
It's not like we could have just

727
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,240
gone to a bar. 
We're like in the middle of 

728
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:59,320
nowhere down in the docks. 
And I mean, Mike would have been

729
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,480
OK because he spends a lot of 
time down there waiting for 

730
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,240
sailors to come in. 
But we were just stuck and we 

731
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,280
were like fuck what I going to 
do? 

732
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,400
And it's right behind Titanic 
Visitor Centre and the match was

733
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,560
literally kicking off and round 
the back of Titanic Visitor 

734
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:18,440
Centre, you could see the screen
and everyone standing there if 

735
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,280
you get me. 
So it was parallel with the big 

736
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,080
screen and the area where 
everybody was. 

737
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,880
But they didn't want just that 
area filled because Titanic 

738
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,840
Visitor Centre was just 
operating as normal. 

739
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,360
So I said the mic, I was like, 
we, I'll figure out a way. 

740
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,880
We, we will just blag our way in
here and we can stand with no 

741
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,600
one else around us and watch the
game. 

742
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,080
And he's like, right, right. 
So I said, hide what you're 

743
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,920
wearing. 
I think I was running a Northern

744
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,200
Ireland top. 
You might have been as well. 

745
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,880
You gave me one for the day. 
I think that's what it was, I 

746
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,520
said. 
Zip up your top so we put our 

747
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,760
jackets on, zipped up our tops. 
Guy there in a high vis like a 

748
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,000
Belfast security guard. 
I went up to him. 

749
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,480
He's like, he saw us coming and 
everyone had been trying it in 

750
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,480
Northern Ireland tops and flags 
and whatever. 

751
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,640
And we walked up to him and I 
was like, just play along. 

752
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,040
And the guy's like, Oh yeah, 
it's copy cold back here, lads 

753
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,320
at all. 
No apologies. 

754
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,440
No, you just have to, you just 
have to go over there. 

755
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,320
You can't come here. 
And I said, oh, sorry. 

756
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,320
I said we're just, we're, we've,
we've got a tour booked for like

757
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,160
10 minutes in the visitor centre
and we wanted to go take some 

758
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,200
photos of the slipway and the 
guy. 

759
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,440
The guy went, I'm so sorry, 
lots. 

760
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,080
I felt so bad because you're so 
dead on. 

761
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,200
And he goes, where are you from?
America? 

762
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,000
And I went, yeah. 
And he went away. 

763
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,680
You just go. 
And we kept it together for like

764
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,520
10 steps and then burst out 
laughing, walk around the back 

765
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,760
of Titanic visitor Centre and 
then just stood on her own 

766
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,320
podium and watched the game. 
It was a great time. 

767
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,200
It was a nice day. 
Lost the game, but it was a good

768
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,160
it was a good time. 
So look on the I want to keep 

769
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,520
talking with Fred Junior for a 
second. 

770
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,280
I think the show itself was 
terrible because nothing 

771
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:06,040
interesting happened apart from 
the bed or Matthew Perry. 

772
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,480
They were like, so he's all 
still phone each other while 

773
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,600
he's still in contact. 
And Matthew Perry, there's like 

774
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,920
a live audience here that just 
laughing at anything. 

775
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,920
And he's like. 
By the way, Matthew Perry also, 

776
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,080
I don't know what he's like 
dealing with at the minute. 

777
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,560
I know he's had drug issues and 
that sort of thing, but he he 

778
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,920
like couldn't really speak. 
And I think he's also been to 

779
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,240
Turkey to get his veneers done 
because he couldn't really 

780
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:30,200
speak. 
And then he goes, yeah, nobody 

781
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,040
phones me anymore or answers my 
calls. 

782
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:36,760
And the audience is like, and 
all the cast were like, Matthew 

783
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,240
fuck up and all this is supposed
to be a happy thing. 

784
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,440
And in that moment, I don't know
about you, Mike, but I was like,

785
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,280
ah, I feel shit for the guy 
because that wasn't a joke. 

786
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,760
That was, that was. 
A real moment at the same time 

787
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,920
if Matthew. 
Perry phones me at 3:00 AM being

788
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,800
like, all right, bro, can you 
bring a few 10s round? 

789
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,640
The answer would be no, I can't.
But it was. 

790
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,840
I think the show was just all 
like fluff. 

791
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,160
It was like filler. 
It was like nothing interest 

792
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,040
like I would love. 
I almost think they shouldn't 

793
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,680
have done it in front of a live 
audience. 

794
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,760
I think they should have just 
done it with them in a room and 

795
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,880
like a host that maybe isn't 
even a star. 

796
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,120
Like have you ever seen those 
roundtable reads they do for Is 

797
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,440
it Vanity Fair? 
Hollywood. 

798
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,800
Reporter. 
Something like that where 

799
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,520
literally just have a journalist
who maybe like they did have a 

800
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,840
section. 
Like that the table read thing 

801
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,840
which was then screened at the 
live audience. 

802
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,400
Yeah, I like. 
Those bits like to be. 

803
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,080
Behind the scenes kind of, yeah.
Parts like. 

804
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,240
When they were reading. 
The script but but I just think 

805
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,600
if they. 
Didn't have like they were 

806
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,720
trying to amuse the audience, 
maybe have a segment of that. 

807
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:40,120
But I think if they just had had
a real honest sit down and 

808
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,520
talked a little bit more about 
life after the show and going 

809
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,200
through and all that sort of 
thing, it might have been more 

810
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,320
interesting. 
It was fine like but it was 

811
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,880
just, do we know how much they 
got paid? 

812
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,360
For it over 1,000,000. 
Each can someone can you just 

813
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,320
find that out? 
They got paid that much. 

814
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,880
The people were like, they're 
doing a reunion episode and then

815
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,600
that figure came out and 
everyone was going, Oh no, 

816
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,560
they're just literally doing 
getting paid that to sit 

817
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,920
together for an interview. 
Because by the way, at the end 

818
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,880
of Friends, were they not making
a million an episode? 

819
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,680
3 to 4 million each? 
For a chap. 

820
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,600
Yeah. 
For a day it'll. 

821
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,720
Be a day or two just filming 
Jesus. 

822
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,720
But they know how much power 
they have as a group to be 

823
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,000
together. 
Yeah. 

824
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,120
And if they're. 
Still on like residual payments 

825
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,520
from the original series? 
Of course they are, but. 

826
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,240
I don't like, I don't. 
Know what they get, but, well, 

827
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,600
I. 
Think they were at least on a 

828
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,360
million each for the last per 
episode per episode for the last

829
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,520
series of friends. 
Like imagine being at the point 

830
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,640
where it's like it doesn't 
matter what the amount of money 

831
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,680
you say is it's it's going to 
happen like a million per 

832
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,840
episode. 
Like imagine those guys being 

833
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,440
struggling actors at the start 
before getting that role. 

834
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,920
Like you probably got 10 grand, 
5 grand for something and you 

835
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,240
were like this is as good as it 
gets like this is it. 

836
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,120
Imagine you went for it, but. 
Didn't get it like you got down 

837
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,840
to the last two. 
So that's what I would have 

838
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,320
been. 
Really interested in who were 

839
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,760
the like, because you know, 
Saturday Night Live, so many 

840
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,800
famous people auditioned to get 
into that and you can see their 

841
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,280
audition tapes, but they didn't 
get it. 

842
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,600
And I love hearing about like 
actors who didn't get roles who 

843
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,920
were really close to it but 
didn't get it. 

844
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,160
So like, do we know of anyone 
that auditioned for friends and 

845
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,040
didn't get it? 
It's a bit like me with Line of 

846
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,040
Judy, like thinking I was going 
to be in an episode of Line of 

847
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,040
Judy and then it actually went 
to a different actor called 

848
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,560
Shane. 
It's that level people are 

849
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,640
thinking what could have been, 
they did say, but the guy. 

850
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,800
Who was going to play Joey? 
He did end up playing his. 

851
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,640
He played Joey Twin, Yeah. 
I like that. 

852
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,480
I love stuff like that. 
I love stuff like that. 15 

853
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,280
actors. 
You didn't know Almost starred 

854
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,960
in Friends, Hit Me Tony Blair. 
Jon Favreau as Chandler. 

855
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,080
See. 
Friends. 

856
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,520
Is that successful and all? 
Not much, as it's one of those 

857
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,560
things that I actually can't 
picture anybody else playing 

858
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,520
those people. 
Ellen DeGeneres, Phoebe. 

859
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,920
Again. 
It makes sense when you say it, 

860
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,280
but I can't picture it. 
OK, who else you go, John. 

861
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,600
I think Jon Favreau would have 
would have done a good job. 

862
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,720
I could see that he was. 
Anyway, wasn't he? 

863
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,840
I don't know but. 
By the way, can I just say I 

864
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,360
didn't? 
I don't enjoy the character of 

865
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,120
Chandler in Friends and he's one
of the most popular, I think, 

866
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,120
hands down. 
Ross Geller Like David 

867
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,760
Schwimmer, Ross is by far and 
away the best character in 

868
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,680
Friends. 
Funny every season, just a 

869
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:34,400
brilliantly like tragic 
character who like tries his 

870
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,280
best but everything goes against
them. 

871
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:42,840
I think the infirm is brilliant.
Vince Vaughn, Joey and see where

872
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,440
they're going. 
Yeah, I can see where. 

873
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,320
They were going, but also Hank 
Azaria. 

874
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,840
Was done for Joey as well. 
Surely not good looking well. 

875
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,040
He's good in the eye, but 
savage. 

876
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,520
No way. 
Surely not. 

877
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,560
Good. 
Imagine I was the casting 

878
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,120
director just for the role Joey 
and man would walk in as No, 

879
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,040
you're ugly. 
You're a dumb guy, Eric. 

880
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,800
McCormick could have been Ross 
the fucks up. 

881
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,240
Was that Will at a Will and 
Grace? 

882
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,560
Alright, Eric McCormick. 
Sounds like a guy took me from 

883
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,880
underage football when I was 
younger. 

884
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,920
Eric Mccormick's taking under 
elevens the guy from Will and 

885
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,160
Grace. 
As in. 

886
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,640
Yes, but was he? 
Was he the gay guy or not? 

887
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,560
No, he was. 
Oh no, no, he was gay. 

888
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,560
Who's the gay guy? 
Oh, who am I thinking? 

889
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,920
Of Sean someone Oh, you're 
thinking of the. 

890
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,440
Neighbour maybe? 
Or the friend. 

891
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,600
Yeah, I could have. 
I could have. 

892
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,280
Seen the guy from On Grace 
Planet, Leo Rimini. 

893
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,440
Who was out of King of Queens? 
Could be Monica you. 

894
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,160
Know her? 
Oh yeah, Yeah. 

895
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,440
Courtney Cox also very good at 
playing Monica. 

896
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,480
I thought it was interesting 
they wanted her to play Rachel. 

897
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,680
Like that's a, that's a. 
Head fuck. 

898
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,960
But yeah, I mean, interesting 
just to see the phenomena around

899
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,840
the show, but it didn't make me 
want to watch an episode of 

900
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,880
Friends and Dan. 
What do we like for time? 

901
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,160
Because I've got listeners 
questions here. 

902
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,320
I'm just thinking how many 
should I do? 

903
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,920
Yeah, we're about 45. 
In all right, I've got some 

904
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,800
listeners. 
Questions here. 

905
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,560
It's been a while since we've 
we've done these. 

906
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,000
Let's do them. 
These have come mainly from 

907
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,800
Instagram. 
First question comes from 

908
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,640
William, not William Thompson, 
who says if loyalist 

909
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,320
paramilitaries made a musical 
opening with the Billy Boys, 

910
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:33,120
what would they call it? 
I mean I. 

911
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,280
Don't think I would hate the 
idea of a loyalist paramilitary 

912
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,280
musical. 
I also think it's something 

913
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:44,800
Aaron Butler was born to be in. 
100% yeah. 

914
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,120
Like like they show up at your 
door to give you a kicking and 

915
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:52,200
they're like. 
And it's all like. 

916
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,720
Very, very theatrical. 
Of course they would open with 

917
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,240
the Billy Boys. 
They would do simply the best. 

918
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,440
God save the Queen. 
What would it be called? 

919
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,960
What's the overall? 
Story of it, What's the overall?

920
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:11,000
Story It would centre around 
like one day of drum cream 

921
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:11,800
maybe? 
What are you thinking? 

922
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,440
King Billy and his gay lover. 
Gay lovers. 

923
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,840
I mean, that's a musical. 
That's a musical. 

924
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,520
Like definitely King 
historically. 

925
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,080
Accurate. 
Well, I'm distancing myself. 

926
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,800
From that, can I just say first 
and foremost what Michael Foster

927
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,120
TV seems to be endorsing it? 
I don't know if it's a story 

928
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,960
historically accurate. 
I just know the King Billy and I

929
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,480
would know a lot about this, 
which happened to rest and 

930
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,840
rested on his friend's lap as 
depicted in some murals. 

931
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,640
And I don't think that there's 
anything gay about that. 

932
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,240
Unless the but it wasn't the 
back of his head touching the 

933
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:53,240
guy's lap if he was flipped 
around all of a sudden. 

934
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:57,160
People should should be asking 
Billy questions, you know? 

935
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,840
But but maybe it's just about 
Billy and his horse. 

936
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,680
King William and his horse and. 
Their relationship. 

937
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,160
Not, not. 
In that kind of way. 

938
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,480
But I don't know, I think I 
would maybe want to see more of 

939
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,400
a modern, like more than 90s 
type guys. 

940
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,000
You know, like maybe it's about 
the day they got out of 

941
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,920
Maghaberry, you know, under the 
Good Friday Agreement when they 

942
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,280
all did that sort of like 
fashion catwalk out of 

943
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,400
Maghaberry. 
Like the original Bob boys are 

944
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,200
back. 
Was there a lot of planning? 

945
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,880
That went into that catwalk. 
I think the only. 

946
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,000
Planning from the images seemed 
to be that they all had a wee 

947
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,680
mate with a Wise Buys plastic 
bag waiting for them as it got 

948
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,080
out. 
Don't know why that was the 

949
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,760
thing just like their mates with
otherwise he's just to give them

950
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,760
a load of like sweets and 10s of
Vento and all be like you'll not

951
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:48,160
hear your go bro, but like an 
idea a bit of stand up about 

952
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,160
this. 
So I don't want to ruin it. 

953
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,880
But like, can I just say the 
loyalist guys came up with a lot

954
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:56,360
more, a lot more. 
Sure, De Vieve and the 

955
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,600
Republican guys just wanted to 
keep their head down and get 

956
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,160
into the move in Vauxhall Nova 
and just get out of there, 

957
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,320
whereas the loyalist guys were 
more like the pitch is back. 

958
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,560
You know, they, they ramped. 
It up a little bit more. 

959
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,960
So maybe there's something in 
that. 

960
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,920
Maybe it's a day. 
Maybe it's like there was a big 

961
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,000
thing planned to go down in in 
gaol the day of the Good Friday 

962
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,240
Agreement and then they all find
out, found out they were getting

963
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:19,520
released. 
So maybe it could be about that 

964
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,160
or something. 
What would it be called? 

965
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:26,040
It would be called Macabre Free.
Magabrey, Magabre. 

966
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,360
Free. 
It needs work. 

967
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,800
It wouldn't be called that, but 
I think I think people would 

968
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:34,760
like to see it. 
Glenn says and Glenn has two NS,

969
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,800
which is unnecessary, not 
necessary at all. 

970
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,080
And showing off. 
I think the first Glenn to do 

971
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,800
that, the parents are the first 
Glenn to do that. 

972
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:44,760
Well, he's called Glenn. 
Where you put that as birth 

973
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,840
certificate? 
Yes, it will. 

974
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,000
Or you seem to have just written
4 letters. 

975
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,480
Yeah, my son has two NS 
unnecessary, but I like it. 

976
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,840
Glenn says people still blaming 
certain situations on COVID 

977
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,560
regulations. 
What's the best you've seen? 

978
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,520
Well, we're moving house. 
At the minute and anything we 

979
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:07,000
need to get people just blame 
Brexit to the point where I 

980
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,520
think that gets blamed more than
COVID. 

981
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,600
People are like oh sorry mate, 
Brexit be like you told me a 

982
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,160
different price a week ago. 
Brexit mate. 

983
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,640
Yeah, but why are you just 
finding out about Brexit now? 

984
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,360
Like what's changing Brexit 
mate? 

985
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,960
COVID is another one. 
Yeah, people blame stuff on 

986
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:27,520
COVID. 
A guy, a guy who lives like 3 

987
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,800
streets away from me got 
something sent to him by 

988
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,880
mistake. 
This was got from me and he 

989
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,720
wrapped my door and went mate 
this came for you about three 

990
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,440
months ago but just for COVID 
and stuff. 

991
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,680
I was like, what? 
What could you possibly mean 

992
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,680
just for COVID and stuff, you 
know, I didn't know about, you 

993
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,760
know, dropping it over to you. 
I'm like, mate, don't be silly. 

994
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,320
COVID has never existed. 
I'm only joking. 

995
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,040
Yeah. 
COVID regulations. 

996
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,680
I don't know why. 
I don't know why. 

997
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,480
If it were like, you know, team 
football can come back. 

998
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,360
Team sports but don't just be 
having a kick about with your 

999
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,600
mates because COVID knows 
whether you're registered to a 

1000
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:08,480
club or not. 
That's the thing he'll blame in 

1001
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,720
a certain. 
I mean I'm sure there are people

1002
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:13,040
who are blaming petty like 
family stuff on COVID 

1003
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,640
regulations like like. 
Barry, you're supposed to pick. 

1004
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,600
Your kids up last weekend. 
I know, fuck sake. 

1005
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,720
COVID. 
And there's definitely an F in 

1006
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:25,400
there. 
Fucking COVID love. 

1007
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,360
Barry, you're. 
Seen in the fuck in the middle 

1008
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,760
of the estate, your bags around 
your ankles last night. 

1009
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,040
Fucking your Dick and balls. 
In between your legs. 

1010
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,920
Singing Paul Marley. 
Every little things going to be 

1011
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,800
all right. 
I know, Love's your cofit. 

1012
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:53,200
What fuck on the coat the cofit 
got in the. 

1013
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,640
Macleans There was Co fit in it 
I think. 

1014
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,760
I think a boy slept a bit of Co 
fit into it. 

1015
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,720
So he ended up. 
Bonding a lot of gear up my 

1016
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:03,240
hooter and fucked and stealing a
goldfish. 

1017
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:10,400
What? 
Aye, Josh, What? 

1018
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,960
Criminal proceedings would you 
implement for 47 year old 

1019
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,400
shirtless men bringing their 
sofas out to their front garden 

1020
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,200
on a sunny day? 
I'd reward it. 

1021
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,680
I would reward it. 
I like more of that sort of 

1022
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,000
thing. 
I think it's real. 

1023
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,480
I think it's like what we talked
about earlier, having no shame. 

1024
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,000
Who gives a fuck? 
It's your front garden. 

1025
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:31,040
Get the sofa, get your deck out 
and just say you are who you 

1026
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,440
are. 
I like that. 

1027
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,840
I like it If it's your own front
garden, don't be like on the 

1028
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,800
street doing it, stopping me, 
people with wheelchairs and all,

1029
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,200
getting down the street. 
But if you want to be in your 

1030
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,280
own front garden, do it. 
Like Dan, would you ever 

1031
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,080
consider a new gaffe? 
Would you ever consider just 

1032
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:52,360
getting the sofa out there? 
And no, no, I, I like it. 

1033
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:57,800
I like the, the, it invokes 
images and times in my head of 

1034
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,200
when it was weather like this, 
like a wonder day, like back in 

1035
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,240
the day in the mid 90s, late 
90s, my granny St like everybody

1036
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:08,200
would be out the front few 
chairs, like not the sofa. 

1037
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,760
I think that's a bit much. 
People bring in a few chairs at 

1038
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,000
the front, few drinks, the music
playing, but not too loud. 

1039
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,800
Like, no, I love it. 
I don't think that should be. 

1040
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,920
Yeah, but there's a difference 
between. 

1041
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,560
Lifting a couple of chairs and 
going through the process of 

1042
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,600
taking your sofa outside. 
I know. 

1043
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,600
I think that's. 
Bit much also like I don't want 

1044
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,480
to be sitting on the sofa on a 
sunny day. 

1045
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,160
No. 
Especially if it's like a. 

1046
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,920
Leather sofa? 
Oh my God, you'll be stuck. 

1047
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:33,480
To it, Daniel Kelly just sends 
me a little bit of art. 

1048
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,920
And I don't know whether it's. 
Daniel Kelly, who maybe is a 

1049
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:42,000
child himself or this has been 
done by a child or just someone 

1050
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,160
who's you know. 
It is art that I. 

1051
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,680
Imagine has been done by a 
child, unless it's been done by 

1052
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:52,400
Daniel Kelly, who is an adult, 
in which case I apologise if 

1053
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,520
this Jew that's done it, But I 
don't know why you would have 

1054
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,160
done this as an adult. 
But if it's your kid that's done

1055
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,480
this, it's great. 
Keith Cruz. 

1056
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,600
Keith Cruz is the summer soccer 
school for kids. 

1057
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,360
The Movie. 
And he sent me a picture. 

1058
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,480
There, and it's got Keith on one
side. 

1059
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,040
And there's a wee guy from the. 
Council and it says off now 

1060
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,400
there's a dump guy in the corner
and then on the other side wee 

1061
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:18,200
bunter. 
And I mean, I like it. 

1062
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:26,920
Yeah, yeah, I'll send you. 
I've got to send it via e-mail. 

1063
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,920
That's the worst guy. 
Do you know what's the worst 

1064
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,000
thing? 
And it's not that, right? 

1065
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,720
I apologise, but do you know 
what the worst thing is? 

1066
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,480
Also, why am I sending it to my 
own e-mail? 

1067
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,760
Right? 
The worst thing ever, and you'll

1068
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:44,200
know it when I say it. 
What about the fucking people 

1069
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:49,160
who send you a zoom link to your
WhatsApp on your phone? 

1070
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,600
You're going to have a sit. 
Down zoom and they send you the 

1071
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,520
link to WhatsApp on your phone 
and then you have to e-mail it 

1072
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,920
to yourself. 
The worst people. 

1073
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:09,240
OK, so yeah, Keith or Daniel or 
someone he knows has done this. 

1074
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,240
I think it's a great bit of art.
I think if we when we make Keith

1075
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,760
Cruz's summer soccer school the 
movie, which we definitely 

1076
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:19,080
should, how is that not a film? 
Like the councillor? 

1077
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:24,560
Trying to stop Keith running the
summer soccer school. 100% this 

1078
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,240
has to happen. 
Like I obviously want to play 

1079
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,520
Keith Cruz. 
Karen's going to play Bunter. 

1080
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,200
But it'd be so sly if like yous 
went away, Dan and Mike and 

1081
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,680
wrote this movie and made it 
without me and like Dornan was 

1082
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,880
playing me. 
And Adrian Dunbar. 

1083
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,880
Played Bunter. 
So sly. 

1084
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,560
But Keith Cruz's summer soccer 
school movie would be great. 

1085
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,600
Who played the? 
Evil council person. 

1086
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,360
Who looks like a? 
Little jobsworth. 

1087
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,640
Go say your thing. 
Butler does at times. 

1088
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,360
When he puts on some glasses and
he does his hair in a certain 

1089
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:08,600
way. 
What a big He's just something 

1090
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,320
about him when he. 
Puts his hair a certain way, I 

1091
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,520
think. 
Well, fuck you, Council Bastard.

1092
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,320
Have you got that picture? 
OK, here we go. 

1093
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:21,760
Here we go. 
So you've got Keith on. 

1094
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,000
One side you've got Bunter on 
the other back-to-back like 

1095
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,760
Lethal Weapon. 
I love the, I love the colours 

1096
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,800
being used, like the football 
pitch in the bottom, like the 

1097
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,040
tracksuit case. 
We moustache is there. 

1098
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,040
I think it's great and it 
genuinely wants me, wants me. 

1099
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,840
It makes me want, makes me want 
to do a Keith and Bunter movie. 

1100
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,680
Thank you for that, Daniel or 
whoever drew it. 

1101
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,520
I appreciate it. 
Ross Jackson says who'd? 

1102
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,480
Win in a fight, Stephen Baxter, 
Mick McDermott or David Haley. 

1103
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,000
So very niche Irish league 
question I think. 

1104
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,480
I think Stephen. 
Baxter wins it because I think 

1105
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,120
he's got the height, the 
strength and actually the 

1106
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,440
cardio. 
Over over those other. 

1107
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,040
Guys, I think Mick McDermott 
would do a wee eye gouge. 

1108
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,640
I think David Healey would be a 
bit gung hoax. 

1109
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,560
He's a striker so he'd just like
go in and give it his all. 

1110
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,120
But he'd be done pretty quick. 
So I back Stephen Baxter for 

1111
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,320
that. 
Rory Brady. 

1112
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,040
What about the guy in town every
day with his cat on the lead 

1113
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,600
like Joe Exotic? 
Has anybody seen this? 

1114
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,120
No. 
I mean, that's the sort. 

1115
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,520
Of thing in certain, like in 
Botanic in Belfast, if that 

1116
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,600
happens, you don't bat an eyelid
out of Botanic as Botanic's 

1117
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,320
wild. 
Like it's a wild place. 

1118
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,320
Like I would have met people in 
Botanic and like if I was 

1119
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,200
meeting someone for a coffee, I 
would say I'll meet you in 

1120
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,160
Botanic. 
It's crazy now. 

1121
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,440
Like that's a crazy area. 
A guy with a cat in the lead 

1122
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,280
will not be the maddest thing 
you see. 

1123
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:48,520
That reminds me of remember the 
guy in Hollywood? 

1124
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,320
Mike used to say he was holding 
up his son. 

1125
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,080
Do you remember there was a guy 
who. 

1126
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,840
Used to walk along the dual 
carriageway in Hollywood and he 

1127
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:02,320
was, he'd walk along like this. 
And he was like shouting at the.

1128
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,080
Side of the road. 
No. 

1129
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:04,240
And you're like, what are you 
doing? 

1130
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,680
You clamp it, they go holding up
the sun. 

1131
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,640
He said if he let it go, the sun
would fall. 

1132
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,600
Do you never remember this? 
Miami? 

1133
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,960
And Marty slabbered on him once 
down the sea park when he was 

1134
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,880
like Marty was like 12 and this 
guy's like, well, in his 40s. 

1135
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,160
And then Marty's on his biking 
on. 

1136
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,600
He shouted something with the 
guy and the guy's under a lot of

1137
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,600
pressure, like because he's 
literally holding the sun up. 

1138
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,240
And Marty's like, you're a 
dickhead and all. 

1139
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:26,360
He thought he couldn't drop the 
sun. 

1140
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,520
And the guy set the sun down for
a second, punch Marty off his 

1141
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,200
bike and then threw the bike 
into the sea. 

1142
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:39,160
I mean, like, don't, don't be 
slabbering to him. 

1143
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,240
Like the guy's under a lot of 
pressure holding the sun up. 

1144
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,640
I've seen people more recently 
as well shouting the traffic. 

1145
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,920
It's weird, I wonder. 
There must be like a thing it 

1146
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:53,640
represents or whatever, but 
there's a guy just outside 

1147
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:57,320
Hollywood who like shouts at the
cars. 

1148
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:02,040
I I, I, I find that tough to 
tough to watch, like very tough 

1149
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,520
to watch. 
And I like, I don't find it 

1150
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,120
funny at all. 
I just feel like so bad for the 

1151
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:11,120
person because I'm like, what 
brought you to this? 

1152
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,120
What's brought you to this? 
I mean the hard shoulder, but I 

1153
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:18,440
mean what has gone wrong in your
life to make you do that? 

1154
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:24,280
I I I fucking hate that MGPT 
says will I will pop up outdoor 

1155
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,200
restaurants go to shit after 
COVID? 

1156
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,520
I think there'll be more. 
Of an attitude after this, of of

1157
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:32,960
course people will want to go do
the indoor stuff, but I think 

1158
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,920
there'll be more of an attitude 
of people being like, fuck it, 

1159
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,560
let's go to this wee place. 
It's just that we wouldn't pop 

1160
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,800
up shack type thing. 
I think people like that. 

1161
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,400
Coffee vans, People probably see
coffee vans and stuff like that 

1162
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,280
as cool because they're 
convenient. 

1163
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,600
You know, when you're out, like 
at a walking spot or whatever, 

1164
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,880
you just, you need to go and 
track down a coffee shop in the 

1165
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,120
middle of town. 
You just grab it at a place like

1166
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,000
that. 
I I like it. 

1167
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,280
I love stuff like that and I 
think it's cool to support it. 

1168
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,480
Jazz hands Joy. 
What about Boris being a bell 

1169
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:04,880
end? 
Yeah, I. 

1170
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:08,760
Guess, I guess, I guess he is. 
I guess he is. 

1171
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,080
I don't know. 
I don't know anymore, but I 

1172
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,040
don't know anything really about
Boris Johnson. 

1173
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:15,760
I know anything about politics, 
but like, I don't think there's 

1174
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,760
ever going to be a politician in
a high level of power that 

1175
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:22,920
everyone goes sound, sound guy, 
you know? 

1176
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,440
B Morris, have you got your 
foreskin framed and on the wall 

1177
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,760
at a new studio yet? 
No, I haven't. 

1178
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,720
I didn't get to salvage my 
foreskin, which is definitely 

1179
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,600
unfortunate and I don't know 
where it is now what? 

1180
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,840
What do you think they do in the
surgery when they throw it into 

1181
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,000
the bin? 
Where does that go? 

1182
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:42,320
Does that go to your normal 
dump? 

1183
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,000
What do you think they do with 
body parts? 

1184
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,640
Yeah, the the dump. 
Guys have to look after the dump

1185
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,360
guys. 
Walking about with a new cravat.

1186
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:56,160
Christoir. 
Says, have you had a further 

1187
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,560
look into UFOs yet? 
America coming out with the 

1188
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,960
evidence they not they have. 
Look into this and blow your 

1189
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,680
mind again. 
Let me know what you reckon. 

1190
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:07,120
Are they real or Nah on next 
week's episode or the next solo 

1191
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,360
episode maybe. 
If we have a guest, can you 

1192
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:12,480
please make a note that we're 
going to talk a lot about UFOs 

1193
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,320
because I want to look into 
this, but I don't have enough 

1194
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,840
time to do it right now because,
you know, I need to put aside a 

1195
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,520
little bit of thinking time and 
rest my brain. 

1196
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,120
But let's do an episode on UFOs 
because I've got a lot of 

1197
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,960
questions. 
Should we get a special? 

1198
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:30,880
Guest for that someone who knows
about these kind of do you want 

1199
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,200
to try and get a UFO? 
Expert on. 

1200
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,400
I'm just going to try and get 
someone. 

1201
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,920
Who knows about conspiracy 
theories on? 

1202
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,200
But here's the thing. 
Kesey's more into like. 

1203
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,680
You know, gritty. 
Stuff I think UFOs are seen as 

1204
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:45,600
like, So what? 
That's Mickey. 

1205
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,160
'S I think they're like a 
touristy. 

1206
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,760
Place to go, It's that 
equivalent. 

1207
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,760
It's like, do you want to go to 
Benidorm? 

1208
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,000
Send that to someone who's like,
no man, I like to go to the 

1209
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,680
Basque region, you know what I 
mean? 

1210
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,120
It's like, no, no, no. 
I'm into the cultural type 

1211
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,680
stuff. 
I think UFOs entry level. 

1212
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,080
But Dan, can you please find out
if there's like a Northern 

1213
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,640
Ireland UFO expert? 
Yeah, OK. 

1214
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:13,480
That's like Sandy. 
That's what Lawrence, John, that

1215
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,760
could be a fun episode. 
That could be a fun episode. 

1216
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:18,480
Final question. 
We'll wrap it up with this. 

1217
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,880
Joe says a great question. 
After Samson and Goliath, what 

1218
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:26,240
are your top three cranes? 
Fraser. 

1219
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:35,480
Niles on the DA. 
Chuck out and skip. 

1220
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,120
Three, you fucking clump it. 
What is it? 

1221
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,040
Timber fucking. 
Skip 3. 

1222
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,920
Folks ain't going to like her, 
but that says Timber. 

1223
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,480
I thought that one, folks. 
That will all go to gaol. 

1224
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:51,720
What it says, it says that's 
where timber goes, I think. 

1225
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,160
There's more. 
Than we're letting on. 

1226
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,680
Do you want to talk about UFOs? 
No man, I just want to dump this

1227
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:00,000
fucking all these old posh 
meanings that I'm throwing. 

1228
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,560
Outlook. 
We'll leave it there. 

1229
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,120
Let's look up UFO guys, because 
I'd like to do an episode on 

1230
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:08,040
that patreon.com/TV With Me 
podcast and then the SSE Arena 

1231
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,160
on the 6th of November and the 
13th. 

1232
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,320
The 6th is sold out. 
There's tickets there for the 

1233
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,280
13th, but they're not going to 
be around forever. 

1234
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,760
They're unlike UFOs. 
At some point they will go away 

1235
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,520
and stop being real. 
See you then. 

1236
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,480
There's an outdoor tour. 
There's some tickets there for 

1237
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,560
Port Rush and Newton. 
I'll be shined on that. 

1238
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,840
I melt that I have to go here. 
See you later, Dan. 

1239
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,080
Anything else? 
We need to talk about that. 

1240
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,480
Boys dad, Boys dad. 
Boys, Dad. 

1241
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,920
Boys, Dad boys, the parenting 
podcast from me and Dave 

1242
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,920
Elliott. 
It's available everywhere, BBC 

1243
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:40,760
Sounds, Apple podcast sometimes 
Dad boys with Dave Elliott and 

1244
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,400
she and Todd Dave's, Dave's even
come first in that Dan was 

1245
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:47,280
responsible for that and that is
why I will be taken down down to

1246
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:49,600
the dump and throw them in the 
cardboard. 

1247
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,800
Mike, what do you want to plug? 
Managers 

1248
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:55,040
michaelfoster.tvalwaysmichaelfoster.tv.
Book me for your shit, but not 

1249
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,960
when it coincides with stuff 
that we're doing well. 

1250
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:57,640
What? 
What are you? 

1251
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:01,120
Shooting on are some. 
Mini Pro G2. 

1252
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,880
No, I meant like what sort? 
Of stuff and all like but what 

1253
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,760
videos and all videos and all 
no. 

1254
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,160
Michael does videos. 
Slow motion. 

1255
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:11,680
Fast motion. 
No motion. 

1256
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,800
No motion start. 
Motion. 

1257
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,960
No more motion, more problems. 
I don't know, I fuck we should 

1258
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,200
have wrapped this up 5 minutes 
ago. 

1259
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:19,880
Take it easy. 
Cheers.