1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,720 I'm Michael. Che. 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,000 And I'm Colin Jose, and we've got a little secret. 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,600 Actually, it's a pretty big secret. 4 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,080 Well, now you got to give the people something. 5 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,520 I'm not saying a word. Oh, then people will know to 6 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,640 tune in. Come on, tell them a little. 7 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,000 Like our hosting of comedy events streaming only on 8 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,160 Peacock. Exactly. 9 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,520 How it's called New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that 10 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,960 only features drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 11 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Che's phone. Nervous. 12 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:23,880 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, New York after 13 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,720 dark. 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Thanks. 110 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,280 Shit, it's good to be back. Of course you've been touring. 111 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,680 You've been on your travels. Yeah, not as far as this guy. 112 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:25,040 Mickey pops to Australia like someone going to an apple green. 113 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,080 Yeah, he's like, I'm just heading, just heading Australia. 114 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,000 Here, Yeah. Yeah, just telling us to. 115 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,240 I've gotten, I've gotten so good at going to Australia, I don't 116 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,120 even wake up on the flight now on the way back on the 117 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,360 nightmare. This is funny, right? 118 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,120 So the way I came back on Wednesday night or got back 119 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,840 Wednesday night. And I have a system for long 120 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,240 haul flights which I've talked about on many podcasts before. 121 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,120 Right can I can I try and remember is it 2 Jack and cokes? 122 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,520 4 whiskeys, 2 cokes, right? 4 whiskeys. 4 whiskeys are you 123 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,440 just batter them as quick in that order, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 124 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,960 Yeah, yeah, as soon as you get to get 2 Cokes please. 125 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,440 As soon. As the cat look over if I'll eat 126 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,440 before we get on the plane and they're like Johnson food and I 127 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,840 go no can have two whisking cokes and they're right no 128 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,160 problem. And I've also, and this might 129 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,320 sound awful. I've done it enough times that I 130 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,040 know what the the category of how good the drink's going to be 131 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,840 based on where the stewards from. 132 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,680 So what's what's good and what's going to be bad? 133 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,200 Black lady, you're not getting a strong drink and you're getting 134 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,400 a wee bit of side eye for all for hitting the bell right. 135 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,720 Japanese lady, you're going to get a good strong drink and even 136 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,720 though she's going to be annoyed about the fact you're hitting 137 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,080 the belt, she's going to do it right. 138 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,720 Filipino dude, my friend, you're getting hammered. 139 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:35,160 You're getting fucking shit like what you want from a baby. 140 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:42,280 Like I flew from Perth to Doha, right and did the four whiskeys, 141 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,600 2 Cokes. Got about halfway through the 142 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,200 1st fast and furious movie and went time for we sleep right. 143 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,000 Woke up 10 hours later. Smashed it straight off the time 144 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,880 in the Doha 10 hours just bucket pulled up right. 145 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:56,640 Got to the Doha and fucking had to hang with her for like an 146 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,520 hour, right? Got on the flight from Doha to 147 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,320 Dublin. I'll just do the game right? 148 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,360 So I've got fast. I've seen fast and furious that 149 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,400 many times. I'm honestly like that and get 150 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,800 the exactly the point where I left off in the last flight 151 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,080 right? I was like missing call please 152 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,600 right smash that. I had a bit of a cold so 153 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,160 couldn't taste it. So what nationality? 154 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,080 It was a fucking. It was a black lady. 155 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,280 She was a wee bit fucking. They are right. 156 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,000 Wasn't much. I'm looking at the Filipino guy 157 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,680 like me or you. I'm freaked out. 158 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,880 Must he? Must be when you walk on a 159 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,600 flight, see a Filipino man, Yes. But then again, I've been on the 160 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,360 flight that way times. I walk on the flight and go well 161 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:34,880 Mick, right, Sanchez No do but so I couldn't fall asleep, 162 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,280 right? So I'm just fucking hammering 163 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,880 and I've watched 3 Fast and Furious movies back-to-back. 5 164 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,640 is the best one, right? Take your word for it, Get off. 165 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,720 I've. Got also, by the way, in Doha 166 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,640 because I was drunk getting off the first light and we've been 167 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,240 hungover. Spent £250 per Hugo Boss. 168 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,000 Aviators right? Don't even fit. 169 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,040 That's such a like 2002 move, yeah. 170 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,840 Aviators. Sunglasses. 171 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,160 Yeah, I'd lose them. They're all, they're fucking 172 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,320 stinking. And so stand outside the 173 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,400 airport, couple of bags and stuff, I'm getting the bus back 174 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,440 on home and this guy came over and I don't want to do an 175 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,840 accent, but he was Pakistani guy and he was like, hey dude, how's 176 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,480 it going? And I straight away. 177 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:16,840 Worst Pakistani? Accent straight away I'm like oh 178 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,400 it's good to be home. This fucker probably wants a 179 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,760 photo, right? Me fucking eight years and I I 180 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,240 went, dude, what I know you from anyway, I was sitting beside you 181 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,920 with the whole flight. I had no idea I was there. 182 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,400 I was that drunk. I didn't know. 183 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,400 I just watch some Vin Diesel like fuck yes. 184 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,960 Now, do you have anything? No for the boss. 185 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,919 You're cracking anything for the boss. 186 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:37,280 Waterman because of the drive when? 187 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:43,120 I get home. Right, big river rock. 188 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:49,200 That's your nickname. Used to call me in gaol. 189 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,480 That's you're like Native American, big river rock. 190 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,640 I don't like, I know it feels like Pakistan. 191 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,920 We always talk about Australia, but I don't think I have a 192 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,320 system for flying. But I do. 193 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,120 I need to have a football magazine. 194 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,520 I need to have like things set up. 195 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,920 We stickers no. Not you think about match. 196 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:19,040 Match. 442 now, eh? More of the Gentleman's Football 197 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:23,320 magazine, of course. But I I'll I'll work out when 198 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,400 I'm going to sleep. Sorry, just that. 199 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,920 Is that one of those magazines has a good spine or is it a 200 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:28,880 yeah? Good spine. 201 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,080 Like a sort of an empire. It'll come plastic wrapped. 202 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,240 Oh, so you might have a pull out there as well. 203 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,920 So you're getting the OK? Yeah. 204 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,560 That was wrapped down, yeah. Where's it all sit next here? 205 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,360 Me just blowing the load over Gabriel Battistuda. 206 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,880 I bless you. I have, yeah, I have a wee, I 207 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,520 have a wee system, but you're we'll talk more about Australia. 208 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,400 So what's your football magazine and. 209 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,400 Snacks I'll I bring food from home for the flight. 210 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,000 Do you not get the food on the flight at all? 211 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,880 I. Probably can't eat it, so I'll 212 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,760 break. And I know certain parts of 213 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,160 Dublin Airport where I can get various things. 214 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,680 I'm not just going, you know, I go to this shop from a porridge 215 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,160 and then I go to Holland, the bar to get the sachet almond 216 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,360 butter. So team them up together. 217 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:15,920 I know where to get different stuff. 218 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,800 Very efficient. I get a wee bit of chocolate 219 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,960 from Boots. Nice. 220 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,960 You know, leave me to it. Basically. 221 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,240 Like I don't, I'm not going to sit in the airport and have a 222 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,440 drink with you. You have your drink. 223 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:28,240 I need 40 minutes to get round. Get those free waters, you know, 224 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,760 suggest a donation. Euro. 225 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,200 Yeah, right. Do what I recommend for a good 226 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,000 long haul flight. A good face mask on. 227 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,120 I'll flip a wee face mask out at some point as well. 228 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,440 Fucking Hannibal actor. Imagine waking up and then turn 229 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,000 being with Pakistani guy waking up and turn around to mech just. 230 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,320 I was thinking like when you wake up, I've been asleep that 231 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,760 long. Fast and Furious fours plan. 232 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:49,120 Yeah, it's all dried in. I love a good face mask, 233 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,160 absolutely brilliant, terrible eyelids. 234 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,360 You see shotgun and still see you. 235 00:10:53,360 --> 00:11:00,200 When I was mate, I had a very bad I'm awake, my little asshole 236 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,440 of coming in the door and I'm done for the day. 237 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,360 Like it's very annoying. Annoying. 238 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,960 Is it something when you're younger, you don't, you don't 239 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,920 have the confidence face mask on and then there's a point life 240 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,160 where you realise I just, I'm going to absolutely. 241 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:12,720 Yeah. Do you know what? 242 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,200 Do you know what's upsetting me? Is the best. 243 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,440 The best face masks are that made for women? 244 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,960 Yeah, but they're too small. Yes. 245 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,760 And the men's ones? Are you mean for your face? 246 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,680 Yeah, yeah, because they're your heads. 247 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,280 Your mouth would be. You know the eyes and mouths are 248 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:25,720 too. Close. 249 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,080 It'll stop over there on me and I'm fucking Mercedes bits. 250 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,040 Yeah, you. See, The thing is now I got one, 251 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,880 my wife got me one. But you are back from a hand 252 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,240 party, so there's a big cock on this clap. 253 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,600 So that's and I had that for ages and I lost it. 254 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,560 You relax. I really enjoyed it. 255 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,680 It was like you can't sleep on your back or anything because I. 256 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:52,120 Asked me one from. 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Oh, it's great, man. 309 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,120 Because this this time last year, I was shitting myself, 310 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,000 handing my notice and at the job, like, you know, I was like, 311 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,720 I don't know if I can do this stand up fucking shit again, 312 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,920 like full time, you know, So I genuinely blown away. 313 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,280 I'm having a great time. Were surprised you like were 314 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,720 somewhere you put on the turn when this isn't going to sell 315 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,080 and it did. Here, probably. 316 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,200 Oh, here. In a way, yeah. 317 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,360 Because man, yeah, we were talking about last time and it 318 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,440 went and then they put on another one and that's going. 319 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,240 So I was like, that's probably a big surprise. 320 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,000 Waterford as well. Theatre Royal and Waterford. 321 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,240 I went from a little dinky to a big nice beautiful theatre that 322 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,160 cannot different state of life like. 323 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,200 I. Wouldn't know what I'm doing as 324 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,720 well. 80 seats I've said in clubs, well, 80 seats in Dolans 325 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,120 and then I went up to like the kind of cool rock venue 250 and 326 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,440 we're doing a couple of them now so. 327 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,040 I'm. The show you'll know with 328 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,160 Waterfront, the show is the best thing. 329 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,200 I'm sure is brilliant. Yeah, it's brilliant if when 330 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,320 you're because you're refreshing the whole first day, Yeah. 331 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,920 You see a lump go the first day you go. 332 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,120 Yeah, I'll be right. Yeah. 333 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,440 But it's that panic of like, what if no fucker comes? 334 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,760 This one, Yeah. AD in a show is the first time 335 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,480 I've ever had to do it, so I'm adding shows. 336 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:22,160 Like last year I was subtracting shows, you know what I mean, 337 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,640 from my tour. I was literally gone. 338 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,480 We haven't sold enough tickets. Can we put you in a smaller 339 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,240 venue up in town? Yeah, that happened to me in 340 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,200 Kilkenny. And I was like, yeah, 341 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,600 absolutely. And the gig was brilliant. 342 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,080 But no, it's fucking Gandhi. Opposite way. 343 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,880 And what's class? On. 344 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,920 You deserve a table I cherish. Good to see it. 345 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,040 Do you know anyone in Birmingham? 346 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:41,160 How do you sex fellas live there for a while because we troubles 347 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,760 joke for you. There's nothing wrong. 348 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:53,200 I'm not. I'm not selling there, not 349 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,000 doing. What is that, Cardiff? 350 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,000 Two weeks? Birmingham is a small enough 351 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,640 room though, isn't it? It's like 150 years. 352 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,880 Glee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 353 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,000 Or is it the main room? You're in there. 354 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,040 It's the main room. Oh, OK, it's a. 355 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,400 Strange thing. Because. 356 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:12,600 I haven't don't ever word speak but I've never done like I've 357 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,440 never turned around the UK. I'm planned to get later next 358 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,840 year I think, but I was. Mad to me that you haven't done 359 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,320 that. That's crazy. 360 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,920 Well, no, it's just I've never really. 361 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,720 I've done clubs, I've done all the clubs there and stuff, but 362 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,480 I've never spent a lot. You know what, I'm like self 363 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,960 promotion. Terrible, yeah, but I know that 364 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,920 Birmingham's, that's where we get our biggest listenership for 365 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,560 Dexter and yums. 2 fellas, yeah. Yeah. 366 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,280 Take us this by storm. Yeah, that's weird because 367 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,520 everywhere else is gone ground for you. 368 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,240 Most places, like some of the American ones, you look like, I 369 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,920 get that it's people probably buy later because there's so 370 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,000 much on, you know, so much like variety of shows to go to. 371 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,880 There's one that has sold 0 and where's that 60 LA? 372 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,640 When is? That. 373 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,920 It's in November, it's great, it'll be fine. 374 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,960 Like it's only 60, but I don't know if you ever get to a level 375 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,440 where you look at a spreadsheet of what you sold and you're just 376 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,119 totally OK with it. Like you panic. 377 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,359 Because even though shows that are sold out there still might 378 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,800 be 40 or 50 or even depend on the size of the venue, you could 379 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,560 be a couple of 100, It's still kind of sold out. 380 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,480 Yeah, yeah. And you're going fucking green 381 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,240 dots. Yes, yeah, the green dots, 382 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,359 that's all you're trying to do is just get rid of the green 383 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,160 dots. Like we sell disabled ones or 384 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,560 what's correct. Yeah, people. 385 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,839 People in wheelchairs are going to have to fucking just. 386 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,120 Yeah. Just it's tough shit. 387 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,120 They should have been fucking quick. 388 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,480 Already got us? Quicker off the mark parking 389 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,640 outside. You want the good seats. 390 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,000 Listen now. Do you? 391 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,400 Do you always stay at home when you turn around and stuff? 392 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,400 Do you always bounce back to home or do you stay where you're 393 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,920 playing? Triangle home as much as I can. 394 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,800 I'm staying here now and I'm in Dublin tomorrow night. 395 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,440 So I'm staying in Dublin but I'm doing driving most of the time. 396 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,880 Most I've been driving home just. 397 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:53,040 I like the tour driving. It gives you time to think about 398 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,400 the shows. Yeah, and you see different 399 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,840 garages and all. I've a few times I've like given 400 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,840 the support at the lift and halfway through the left of the 401 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,200 drive home what she went by. Himself. 402 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,600 Yeah, yeah, it. Just can't be our talking of 403 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,040 just. Yeah, you've done like an R&R 404 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,320 talking. About everything, yeah, kind of 405 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,640 under order me, you know we've talked about everything yeah, 406 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,400 yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's. 407 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,720 It can be good, but that's all right. 408 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,920 We're fine with that. Like if you get that the way 409 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,680 down into. Best. 410 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,080 Die when. You have other people in the 411 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,280 car, Yeah. It's all cool. 412 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,920 About the show and like you say, like on the way back it's like. 413 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,640 Calculate, calculate my time you're going to get into bed and 414 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,800 what time you're going to have to get up. 415 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,280 Yeah. Yeah, you're like, when did I 416 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,200 eat? Can I eat something else? 417 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,360 Yeah. Do you? 418 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,200 So you're but you're going back to Australia in December. 419 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,560 You're always just nipping over. I just. 420 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,400 I love it. They're like, it's just like, I 421 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,920 don't know if I've ever moved because I don't know if you 422 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,320 could really make a living as a stand up. 423 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:49,520 It's too I always spread. Out, I know, but even like in a 424 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,360 big city you would be working every night. 425 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,080 I but a lot of this fucking stuff, you're not getting paid 426 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,520 for it, You know what I mean? There's a lot of that like 427 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,720 because, like so. Even if you did sorry like their 428 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,640 equivalent, the libraries or something you might not be 429 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,160 getting paid for. No, if you're doing like the 430 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,000 professional clubs, you'll be getting paid for them, but a lot 431 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,200 of them will be doing like their weekends are busy, but during 432 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,320 the week we'll have new material nights where it's just trying 433 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,400 stuff out. Yeah, one in part called again 434 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,240 the Comic Comics lounges. Yeah, that's a nice. 435 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,480 Yeah, it's great, Great week club. 436 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,840 But yeah, I'm going back out. Three shows of the 14th, 15th, 437 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,680 16th or 15th 1617, I can't remember, but it's like 438 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,280 Melbourne, Brisbane, Sydney. Nice. 439 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,480 So, and that's going to be like just three in a row. 440 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,360 That's your tour show and. Then going back, I went to the 441 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:36,000 Perth Festival in January, so I think I'm just doing a week, but 442 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,720 I'm going to do, I want to do spots the first week, just do 443 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,360 compilation shows and then my show will be the second one. 444 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,520 Nice. Which makes the best way to do 445 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,040 festivals not do the whole role anymore? 446 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,360 It's been the festival. You both seem to really enjoy 447 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,080 the Fringe, which is mental. You never get 2 comedians who 448 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,280 are like, no, I had a great time. 449 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,440 Yeah, you know, one person had a great time, one person hated it. 450 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,240 But nearly everybody this year I spoke to loved. 451 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,840 It it felt like very different. I did half of it. 452 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,600 Did you do half? Yeah, I did half, but and I was 453 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,160 ready to stay on. You know, that's what I was 454 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,360 enjoying. And I was like, this is actually 455 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,720 fucking great. Yeah, I. 456 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800 Probably glad I left. Do you think it's do you think 457 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,280 part of it is not that you go, I'm going to sell loads of 458 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,160 tickets, but you know, you're at a point where you go there will 459 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,240 be people. At the show, absolutely, you 460 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,240 know. To that that takes. 461 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,200 A huge pressure, massive factor. That's the first time it ever 462 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,000 happened for me. But I made a decision before I 463 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,960 went in and before it was selling or anything. 464 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,920 I said I'm not flying, I don't give a shit, I don't. 465 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,680 I'd rather play it 20 less people and have a better time 466 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:30,960 every night. The. 467 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,520 Week man I had the same. I usually flyer the same as 468 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,880 you'd be flying 2 hours before you're. 469 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,440 Flattered. Your head is gone then. 470 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,000 Absolutely. And I always thought it was, I 471 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,800 used to think it was a good thing because it got you sort of 472 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,440 prepped. In the show. 473 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,000 But this year my venue was just slightly outside of it was just 474 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,280 past the pleasance. Yeah, always over there by. 475 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,360 Yeah, I know. Yeah, just a tonne of over 476 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,000 there, Yeah, yeah. So there's no footfall. 477 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,560 So it was like there was no point going into the big sort of 478 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,320 hubs, the flyer to go, do you want to? 479 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,600 Walk directions. Yeah, yeah. 480 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,960 So it wasn't. Going to work and I had a 481 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,720 fucking ball yeah, just turning up 10 minutes before the show 482 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,240 and whoever was whatever tickets you sold that morning, that's 483 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,480 what you had that night. Yeah, same and you're. 484 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,240 Grass with it as opposed to and there's no green dots really. 485 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,840 In Edinburgh there's not, no. Green dots at the thing because 486 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,320 he because when you're flying, that's the thing. 487 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,320 You've two hours of just frantically trying to fucking 488 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,640 hand Flyers out. Then you get there and you go, 489 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,120 many of us old, and then you find out your flyer and did 490 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,280 nothing. Yeah, so 222 returns. 491 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:28,440 Yeah, I swear to God, I got a three star review one night when 492 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,720 I flared a guy. He's like, I've already got 493 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,600 tickets. And then he went. 494 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,280 I mean I just read the review of the show and he fucking took a 495 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,960 ticket. What a ticket. 496 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,160 The last time I was flying was pleasant courtyard doing a show 497 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,160 and I had like my poster was a class that years real stylish 498 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:46,000 poster and I was sort of like it was a picture of me, but it had 499 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,600 been an effective put over it sort of looked a wee bit 500 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,640 computer. Was that sick, bro? 501 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,400 Yes, Yeah. Remember that red? 502 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,400 And it was like it looked drawn, but it was a real image. 503 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,840 And I flared a girl for the show and she was down there with her 504 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,280 husband, a couple other couples. And she went, oh, she went 505 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,800 Michael to this, this guy's a bit of alright or something. 506 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,160 And I'm laughing being like, Oh yeah, good one. 507 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,520 And she's like, Oh yeah, who's he? 508 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,000 And I'm like, me. And she went no, no, no. 509 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,840 And the whole group started dissecting the image and then me 510 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,600 and being like, Nah, that's not your, your, your cheeks are a 511 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,440 lot more gaunt than that. And I had to listen to them 512 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,320 just. Like the shows about crows 513 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,160 nearly died, Yeah. Trying to get in the character. 514 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,760 Here I had it once. One year we had me and Kay 515 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,920 Humphreys. A sea of money had double sided 516 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,080 members. Yeah, I remember. 517 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,280 I live. With me that year. 518 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,040 That's right. Yeah. 519 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,480 Yeah. And every day I'd be out, like, 520 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,840 flying for the show. And they're. 521 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,800 Oh, yeah. What's the show about? 522 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,200 Oh, Kylie Humphreys. I love him. 523 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,200 That was a disaster. Yeah, I don't them. 524 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,200 I couldn't see myself do as well as that. 525 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,560 They like, there's like a bit of mystery taken away or something 526 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,600 when they've like met when you're the guy. 527 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,240 Yeah, a little bit, yeah, yeah. I used to think it took her the 528 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,640 crowd work, but then this year coming in and actually doing 529 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,200 crowd work, you go, oh, this is way more fun. 530 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,600 Yes. Everyday is like I had a guy out 531 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,720 of one disaster. Well, not a disaster. 532 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,080 It was just like second or third day and I was a guy in the front 533 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,080 row, right the dead centre. And I was like, what's your 534 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:08,960 name? When he went Clint? 535 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,360 And I'm like fuck off. And the guy went asking my 536 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,840 second name, but I'm like, no, it isn't. 537 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,400 No, what fucking isn't? He pulled his ID out and his 538 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,720 name was Clint Eastwood. Right. 539 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,080 No. Swear to God, I'm like, who you 540 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,040 I think was my wife, Tina. I'm like, what's her second 541 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:21,960 name? Turner Fucking. 542 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,400 And immediately it was like, I needed. 543 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,560 I don't have a camera for the show. 544 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,920 I need to. Yes. 545 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,720 Can we do it again? Well, I spent a ground on a 546 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,920 camera right the rest of the month. 547 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,400 What's your name, Paul. Nothing like fucking nothing 548 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:34,760 else. Just. 549 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,400 Dub it man, just dub it. My name's Dub. 550 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,920 What's your surname? Smith. 551 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,880 Turn the volume down and puts what Clinton. 552 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,240 We're in here called Bruce Wayne Elvis. 553 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,640 Elvis. Oh, Hamlin. 554 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,120 That's the guy from city centre. That's Jelvis. 555 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:57,120 Oh, Jelvis. I was going to ask about the 556 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:01,360 Australian going back over. I am, I love it and I'm going 557 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:05,760 back next year. It's it's so class. 558 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,800 But what I like is your we because you know, you don't put 559 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,280 a lot up, like you said, but self promotion, you're right 560 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,760 there, you know, put some stuff up. 561 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,080 But I love to just catch a weak glimpse of what you're getting 562 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,560 up to it there. And I like it when you maybe not 563 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,680 like an extravagant purchase, but when there's something you 564 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,200 do and you're I can just picture your face. 565 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,840 Do not like you're a real expensive hotel room. 566 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,240 Yeah. For one. 567 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,800 Of the night I love. I love knowing you're doing me. 568 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,960 Things like that. I picture you with your region 569 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,400 swanning around. How'd you go? 570 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,960 How how'd you go? Like was it a proper? 571 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:43,880 Six star hotel? I had fucking no idea. 572 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,720 It. Was we was a whole crowd of us 573 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,440 went out for a like just a fucking birthday party and 574 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,360 because the dollars wake at the minute that was about £200 and I 575 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:56,200 was like I'm buying dinner folks door like but it had it has 576 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,400 electric fucking. Curtains. 577 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,040 So I had so much fun just standing in there drinking. 578 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,520 And then I went down to the pool and looked up and realised that 579 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,320 the windows aren't fucking. You can see him. 580 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,080 So like there's just families were looking up and there's me 581 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:10,840 more. We taught you, right? 582 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,760 Like, you know, you can't see me fucking good. 583 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,240 See, right in. I was like, fuck, I was doing 584 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,280 some really weird shit that myself. 585 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,440 Badly timely wank there today. Just £250 Hugo Boss class. 586 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,600 Yeah, drinking the mini bar long, Yeah. 587 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,560 Sanchez serving you. You bring Sanchez up again, 588 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,920 please. Anything else out there, like 589 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,520 anything you splashed out on, you just went. 590 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,000 I'm going to retreat to yourself. 591 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,640 I went to like a outlet centre in Perth. 592 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,520 It's all like fucking designer brands. 593 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,160 I went. Fucking apeshit. 594 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,280 See me and you've been there together. 595 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,080 Oh my God, Master shoes. So I went a wee bit sillier, but 596 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,120 again, it was that cheap that it wasn't like. 597 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,440 Yeah. It looked like loads of stuff. 598 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,520 It was about £200. Can I met some news? 599 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,200 I bought a lot of clothes recently from Crows and clothes 600 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,080 from Marks and Spencer's OK, and I wouldn't see myself doing that 601 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,080 a few years ago. Your age, I know. 602 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,080 But I've given into. It the cardigans. 603 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,600 Some network type stuff, some like quilted jackets. 604 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,240 I would describe mass, but I've given him. 605 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,360 I bought AI bought a 14 pole duvet yesterday. 606 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,480 That's thick. That's. 607 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,520 Thick. I don't like a thick duvet. 608 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,560 I wouldn't. I like a thin duvet in the 609 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,120 window I. Don't remember. 610 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,840 I feel like it's king size to so I feel like you want to be a big 611 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,880 breed on the bed. I could see you. 612 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,440 Burrowing in the. Proper. 613 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,680 I could see you getting in like you know when they they look at 614 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,760 like animals, like Internet. I could see you under the whole. 615 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:48,760 Day We're not like a mole. Yeah, yeah, that's me trying to 616 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,520 find my vape in bed. Prairie dog. 617 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:58,200 And that's something else. To Mandela's Chris, like, yeah, 618 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,000 that's it's almost like it used to be. 619 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:08,040 It used to be acts here couldn't really sell tickets and anyone 620 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,840 visiting almost from anywhere outside of Belfast could, and 621 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,640 now it's gone the other. Way it's gone the other way. 622 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,080 So it's almost like a huge testament that you're not, you 623 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,960 come up here all the time, you're not based on the Belfast 624 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,840 scene. Yeah. 625 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,840 But the audiences are coming to the shows and showing the love 626 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,280 and that kind of thing. Yeah, that's all. 627 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:28,400 That's nice to be coming over to be part of the scene here and 628 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,000 there. Yeah, but just being treated 629 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 like a local class as well. You're also, undoubtedly, I've 630 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,560 said it before, undoubtedly the best comedian in Ireland. 631 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,200 Yeah, you know what I mean? There's no fucking question. 632 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:42,240 But yeah, I'm so for Harvard, for you, it's good to. 633 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,800 See, that's a good boys, man. It's a massive relief, to be 634 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,800 honest. You know, genuinely as and I 635 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,840 haven't gotten paid for any of my shows yet, so I hasn't 636 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,480 really. Thank you. 637 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,840 You know, settlement tickets are gone, but yeah. 638 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,200 It's that thing to do that fucking sure you've had it as 639 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,640 well. We're like, I definitely had the 640 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,320 waterfront last year and that was my biggest, biggest show 641 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,720 we've done. Went fucking great. 642 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,840 I always talk with this as well. I remember walking off stage and 643 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,280 as soon as the lights had faded, my brain went used to do that 644 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,880 again. And you're like, fuck, yeah, do 645 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,840 that. The idea of you at some point 646 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,840 you think the credits are going to roll is going to say at the 647 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,000 end of you black, I was happy for the rest of my life. 648 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,680 Yeah, yeah. It turns out your brains like, 649 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,960 do the game come. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, 650 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,520 yeah, yeah. Nothing upper yes I I'm saying 651 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,280 the Chris before this. I hate that my tours spread out 652 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,880 this year. I like back-to-back nights just 653 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,880 go get it done. I like I like I like feeling 654 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,680 really sharp yeah like yeah, I did dairy a few weeks ago, but 655 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,280 it feels like 2 months ago yeah. So now I'm doing Opera House on 656 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,960 Monday this Monday, but it feels like a panic sense of. 657 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,440 Taking you forgot to show, Yeah. So I'm going to watch. 658 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,920 You're you're at the Opera House on Friday. 659 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,080 I was just 13th. Yeah, because I'm the 660 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,920 waterfront. People have been asking. 661 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,080 Me. Oh, there isn't a hotel room. 662 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,720 Belfast. Yeah. 663 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,440 Can't get a hotel. My own fucking gig, are you? 664 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,480 Serious. Well, people have been saying 665 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,440 I'm going to both because I'm doing early and late I and 666 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,200 they're going, I'm going to your early show. 667 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,720 I don't know if I'm going to see Mick and I've been saying you'll 668 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,760 not be on till about 30 or 40. 49 probably perfect So what else 669 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,960 is it perfectly it's good job we've got the same from order in 670 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:18,280 it yeah yeah so just go she she and then fucking. 671 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,520 No, they were right. Oh yeah, yeah, no. 672 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,640 No, Yeah, yeah, the early one, yeah. 673 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,560 What times you late 1. Nine, they couldn't do both. 674 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,040 I yeah, go to my early and your show. 675 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,840 What could just do it somewhere in? 676 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,360 Between Victoria Square, yeah. Yeah. 677 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,520 Just under your big. Mean you do it over zoom, we go 678 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,760 do now do that. But right, I'll wait. 679 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,760 Where are you looking forward to most, Chris, on your two? 680 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,600 Looking forward to Vicar Street on Saturday. 681 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,840 Fucking. I'm filming it and it's sold out 682 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,120 and I'm like just really buzzing about that one. 683 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,800 Yeah, I want somebody come forward to. 684 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,240 Yeah, I'm looking forward to a few now. 685 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,520 There's a couple of other big ones. 686 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,560 The Dolans have been great and we're doing it again right? 687 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,080 Oh, it's class never gave them a. 688 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,680 Really rock our type of venue, like, you know, and it's just 689 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,600 like proper feeds, like a proper comedy club, but you're doing a 690 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,280 show. They're like, you know. 691 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,840 We were talking before which spirits storms. 692 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,080 And oh, it's unreal. So good. 693 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,440 And that on a Sunday night, which shouldn't make sense. 694 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,160 Yeah, I drove home like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 695 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,480 People come from everywhere to go, to do, people from Newry, 696 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,400 people come from like Dracula, places like that, and you also. 697 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,480 You get people born who haven't seen you before as well, yeah. 698 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,520 There's a crack on the apple green there as well. 699 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,760 Are we apple green? Oh yeah, anyone Burger King and 700 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,680 stuff as oh, that's a great one. It's. 701 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,280 Brilliant, yeah. They don't. 702 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,720 You can walk in and out, they don't make you go to the Hatch 703 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,800 and. Yeah, even late, what time we 704 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,600 can chat? Yeah, yeah. 705 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,000 Yeah, yeah, I was left in there before or after a gig. 706 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,600 Definitely in it. That's I. 707 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,480 I hate the apple green hat. I won't do that. 708 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,760 Yeah, I won't do it. I'll drive. 709 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,560 That, yeah, absolutely. I feel bad for the guy as well. 710 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,520 Yeah, when people go to do their food shopping there and he's 711 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,160 walking about, yeah, I hear. I won't do. 712 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,720 It when you're driving into Apple Greens and if you just 713 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,600 think of yourself, if I can see them up, I'm going to keep 714 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,080 driving. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. 715 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,320 See them up in the door like it's closed. 716 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:06,600 Yeah, yeah, I what's your like? Your say your tour in Belfast 717 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,920 today? What what are you doing for the 718 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,920 hours before the show? Are you eaten? 719 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,400 You walk in a boat. Yeah, I'm going to go check out, 720 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,240 check around, see if I can get a bit of nice food. 721 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,280 I'm staying in Belfast tonight, myself and Connie having an 722 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,360 apartment together. So we're staying over a bit of 723 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,640 crack because we've been driving every night. 724 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,320 Like, you know, I'll go for a bit of breakfast in the morning 725 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,920 down to back down to Dublin then I suppose. 726 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,400 Paint after yes or. No, maybe. 727 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,040 I don't know. I don't want to be sick, man for 728 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,680 tomorrow, especially for Vicar Street. 729 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,280 I can't do it anymore. Please don't. 730 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:38,520 Swear to God I had a couple of weeks ago after Waterford 731 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,120 Theatre. Theatre Oil Waterford. 732 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,720 I think I had like 4 points again this after after the show 733 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,360 and I'm not messing I was fucking dying for like 3. 734 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,520 Days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 735 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,520 I can't like it's so inconsistent with me. 736 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,200 You know, I have to. I'm suicidal like I just. 737 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,880 Want to hear something that might scare both you? 738 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,360 I don't even do not say you're off anymore. 739 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,280 I'm not off, but I couldn't be. Yeah, Yep, I'm the same. 740 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,960 That couldn't be ours. That's why I'm going. 741 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,800 Swear to God. Because I didn't drink for like 742 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,680 6 years and I went back on and it was great. 743 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,440 Yeah. And then it's just slowly 744 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,200 nowadays, yeah, You know, I mean, I'm messing older fellas, 745 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,360 I'm messing around with the averages and I'm going off 4 746 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,240 points. Should be fine. 747 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,040 I mean like properly. But 4 pints is, you need it. 748 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,080 You need to go straight for it. Yeah, you know what I mean? 749 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:20,960 It's true. Yeah. 750 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,320 Honestly, probably. I'm not even joking. 751 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,560 You're probably a tree or it's probably tree is the cut off. 752 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,160 Yeah, I I don't know. But it wasn't even a violent 753 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,400 hangover. It was a low lying, horrible, 754 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,160 shitty anxiety for four days. I'd rather have been puking me 755 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,040 gots up for until 12 didn't follow morning rather than what 756 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,080 I had. Yeah. 757 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,880 And everything was a massive deal to me. 758 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,280 You know what I mean. Spilled a bit of coffee on my 759 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,440 fleece. There was a smell of coffee on 760 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,800 my face. That was a massive concern for 761 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,080 me for a while. I wasn't properly Anakin about 762 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,920 that. Make if you're the the the booze 763 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,560 industry is not not gonna like here it's. 764 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,720 Not gonna recover at all like. Are you, are you calming down 765 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,600 then or what are you doing? Are you? 766 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,440 Just I'm taking edibles dead. They're great. 767 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,760 In Australia. No, no, I'm just, I've just kind 768 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,320 of like, to be honest, What happened was I lost a load of 769 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,960 weight in Edinburgh because I was walking in between so many 770 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,720 gigs and I was like, I don't want to get fucking fatter, 771 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,240 right? I want to keep trying to lose 772 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,240 weight and I just had a point where I'm like I'm fucking 773 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,120 bored. Yeah. 774 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:18,880 I know. Yeah. 775 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,200 That's a boring thing, isn't it? Yeah. 776 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:25,040 I, I, I, I realised I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought of 777 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:25,240 it. Yeah. 778 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,760 Do you know what I mean? I was like, if I stopped doing 779 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,720 this and I wasn't drinking that much. 780 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,320 Like we had paints after shows and that kind of thing, but it 781 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,840 was always like a bit of a novelty. 782 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,280 And then no, I, it's come down for me. 783 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,400 I don't really like the taste of it. 784 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,880 Of any of it, even beer, Guinness, Nothing. 785 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,840 I love Guinness. Yeah, Guinness is. 786 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,120 Good, and that's what I miss the most. 787 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,280 But 00 Guinness are nice, actually. 788 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,640 Gluten. Genuinely all right. 789 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,600 You can't you. Can make gluten daunting. 790 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,760 Obviously I can't. Cannot make that like fucking 791 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,880 vegan or something. A couple of years. 792 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,040 I vegan but not gluten. Oh. 793 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,720 Really, it's different. Is it and? 794 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,040 I'll still stick a slice of bacon in it still. 795 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,440 Yeah, I always did that. I always did that. 796 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,160 Not even cooked. No. 797 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,880 Raw bacon. Yeah, he's gonna give me a real 798 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,840 bad hangover to bacon. You wouldn't believe we doesn't 799 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,440 have crows. Just seems like raw meat. 800 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,199 I think he's Japanese or something. 801 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,480 Yeah, because they've had bacon and they're good. 802 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,239 Yeah. But I'm the same because I have 803 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,679 a gluten thing. So if I drink Guinness, like I 804 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:24,800 Yeah, Johnny Bo's wedding, we went to fieldies, we're drinking 805 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,639 pints out all day and at about half. 806 00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:30,560 Yet the world fell out of my bottom and I just haven't drank 807 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,760 it since. Just can't do it. 808 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,840 Yeah, that's lovely. I love it too, like it's 809 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,960 fucking. I would nearly suggest driving 810 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,440 in the Bangor and going for a pint of Guinness. 811 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,760 Really. It's the nicest Guinness ever 812 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,480 had in my life. What? 813 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,520 What they have a thing there where it's like we bought 814 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,960 warmer? It's 2 taps. 815 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,120 So what are the taps is room temperature. 816 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,040 So they give you, I think the Guinness is like normal cold 817 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,239 Guinness. And in the second one for the 818 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,760 head is like room temperature, but it's so thick and creamy 819 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,560 when you put your mouth to it. Yeah, the lip mark is still in 820 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,120 it at the bottom of the glass. Nice. 821 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:03,000 Dave says that just. Shed your brains out. 822 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,680 Dave lives in Bangor and says sometimes when he's walking the 823 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,800 dog on a nice night he'll stop in there for a pint and it's a 824 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,800 back bar, There's a back bar to it. 825 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,120 On the way home he sat outside with the dog. 826 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,800 And I'm a pint of Guinness and not to me, so that's the way I 827 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,880 would like to drink. Yeah, I'm the same as yourself 828 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,920 now. I haven't done a bit of a help 829 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,760 us in Edinburgh, right, because I was eating fucking like a pig. 830 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,240 I'm about to lose a bit, a good bit, about 8 and a half, 9 kilos 831 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,520 or something like that. I thought you're about to say 832 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,040 stone for a second. Yes, please. 833 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,600 Let's see for. A big one, yeah. 834 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,640 I I because I was going and I was in a bad kind. 835 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,440 I was eating fucking every gig. I was eating before and after 836 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,720 and fucking drinking. It's all food trucks. 837 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,720 Shit, man, I was in a bad way, but I went to and this help was 838 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,480 it this limbo thing, which is like a little kind of a it's 839 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,720 what you call it like a blood glucose monitor. 840 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,200 This guy gives me you put in your arm and it transmits to 841 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,560 your phone, right. So it's like all about keeping 842 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,600 your blood levels, glucose levels steady. 843 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,560 So if you have a burger or something, this thing will just 844 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,760 go off the chart up off the chart and go down and crash and 845 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,920 it's like, what the fuck are you doing? 846 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,760 What are you? You have to track everything. 847 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,760 And also basically kind of meant giving up a lot of shit food and 848 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,600 carbs. And I wonder am I more, you 849 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,440 know, I mean, I wonder the Guinness having a bigger effect 850 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,920 on me because I could because I'm not, there's not as much so 851 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,640 kids or anything like that. And I'm just drinking. 852 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,240 Yeah, maybe just not even used to it. 853 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,640 Yeah, not healthy. Yeah. 854 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,320 Because I found that even Jesus Christ, like going off the drink 855 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,880 for about 6 weeks, I just like just didn't drink at all, Yeah. 856 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,360 And lost a bunch of weight, didn't even doing the exercise 857 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,800 and just calories. Full hairline came back. 858 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,920 Yeah, absolutely. It was black again and you were 859 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:34,640 there. Yeah. 860 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,160 Everything, everything. That might be diabetes, but same 861 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,920 thing like having like having a pint that night and then just 862 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,240 being wrecked for. Yeah, Yeah. 863 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,320 Nice. To love pints, man, I loved 864 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,520 going drinking and after gigs and you know. 865 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,280 The first time I ever drank the first pint I had underage in a 866 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,200 bar was Guinness and me and Michael were a tech class in 867 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,480 Belfast White's Tavern. Did you have a drop of that 868 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,680 current in it for your first one? 869 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,000 No, but it was, I didn't know I liked it, but I was, I wanted, 870 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,680 you know, I was like the big man was like, this is what I would 871 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,520 like to drink and I'm trying to be inconspicuous like 16 having 872 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:12,360 a pint and the bar made, poured it obviously like 3/4 or 873 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,560 whatever and then just let it sit there. 874 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,640 And I was like took it and was like thank you under a fibre and 875 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,040 started. And she was like she knew she 876 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,680 was like, love, God, give me that back. 877 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,920 You have to wait for it. The first pint of it was 878 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,760 disgusting. Yeah, but quickly I liked it. 879 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:30,160 But there must be a lot of people, 20% of people who drink 880 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,720 it must not like it. There's a lot of people who it's 881 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,240 for the look. It's for the ceremony. 882 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,120 It's kind of bad. There's a thing to it, the two 883 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,640 power porn, all that. I remember doing Guinness, one 884 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,840 of the first drinks I drank as well. 885 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,360 And he's to drink in a pub with my dad. 886 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,960 And then I made the mistake of trying to drink with my dad. 887 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,880 Yeah. Who is a seasoned Georgie, 2 888 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,680 sops was his nickname points. A Guinness that's gone. 889 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,200 And I tried to stay patient. And. 890 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,600 Yeah. I made that mistake once. 891 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,000 Myself yeah Georgie 2 sops and Christy Brown is what we were 892 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,680 known as I got carried home by him and my uncle. 893 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,920 I got so drunk I remember one time you know, in between their 894 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,400 shoulders couldn't walk like they dragged me home like that. 895 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,720 My 2 feet dragged in the hallway underground and it was probably 896 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,200 about 1819 to fuck me into bed into the bed fell asleep right? 897 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,440 And this is often now, but. Woke up and. 898 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,280 Fucking pissed myself so many many many hours later and my 899 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,920 mobile phone was in my pocket so I'd like pissed my phone to 900 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,160 that. Basically I went down the stairs 901 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,080 and my mother was only just had the Internet in the house. 902 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,360 He had an old laptop and I was Googling fucking wet pissy 903 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,680 phones. How am I going to save this 904 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,920 thing? And I had already set up her 905 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,880 hair dryer against it. And then it was like the first 906 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,320 thing was like, do not use a hair dryer. 907 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,000 It's going. To blow the paper into it. 908 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,600 And I was like use a Hoover. So I don't remember going get in 909 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,160 the Hoover and it was one of those old phones. 910 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,160 So I threw the Hoover up against and it sucked a couple of the 911 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,640 buttons off it. The buttons were just fucking 912 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,800 rattling around inside my mother's Hoover. 913 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,320 And then I was opening up to Hoover and you get a smap piss 914 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,400 out of the Hoover. Like I was like going oh God, 915 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,200 even back then I was like the following day I'm like yeah, I'm 916 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,480 there lads, I'm out. And now I'm 4 points in and I'm 917 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,280 like. I can feel my first time over. 918 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,280 It was after that night, it was horrendous and it was maybe 2-3 919 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,760 days. KFC the next day breakfast. 920 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,880 You crave all actually get the salt into you. 921 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,640 I had a friend who has a hangover cure. 922 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,920 You would drink a pint of orange cordial with salt on. 923 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,760 It Oh yeah, fucking down your like. 924 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,600 Great. Like yeah, I remember like one 925 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,000 time going out and it was the arm I got into the All Ireland 926 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,440 final, right? Right. 927 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,960 I don't know what's confusing because who the fuck? 928 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,720 I don't give a fuck about football or anything but 929 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,680 everybody was going to this pub and Lurgan and I was 1617 of it 930 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,480 and my dad was going with his mates. 931 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,440 He doesn't watch football either. 932 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,440 He just wanted to go for a pint and my mom was like take him 933 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,720 with you. All his friends that go and take 934 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,360 him with you. I don't know if I can go out, 935 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,920 they fucking take him. So got the pub but that handed 936 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,760 me £30 and he just went I don't want to see your fucking face 937 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,080 the rest of this day. I'm like no problem, thank you. 938 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,240 But I was watching him across the bar, so every time he got a 939 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,400 pint, I got a pint. I'm like trying to keep pace 940 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,960 with them. And there was a point where I 941 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,600 was that drunk. I went, I cannot let my ma see 942 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,560 me, right? So I just started walking home. 943 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,160 My ma drove past me to pick my dad up. 944 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,920 And I was like, then they all drove past me on the way home. 945 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,160 However, get to the front door of my house and I couldn't get 946 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,080 the key in the door. And my mom opened the front door 947 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,400 and she just went. Paddy Bartlett's That child 948 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:25,320 can't even fucking talk. It was a disaster. 949 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,480 I've drank women not drank, but I saw my dad drunk once might 950 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:35,040 have done drink tea total, but whenever I was about 13 where 951 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,440 there was some like party at the house and he was drink and he 952 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:43,560 had one pint of beer, one can of beer and yeah and I. 953 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,360 Get drunk off that. But I, yeah, Oh yeah. 954 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,440 But I, he's a wee man as well. But I wanted my, I wanted my dad 955 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,280 to drink. I sort of like didn't like to 956 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,040 my. Dad or? 957 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,760 Something yes. I thought he was a nerd because 958 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,840 he didn't drink. I was like please, I'm like 959 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:56,720 please. Come on. 960 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,360 And. Then and then he, when he did, 961 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,360 when he was drunk, I was sitting in a different room watching TV 962 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,760 and then he came in, he sort of swaying a bit and I was like, 963 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,360 this is what I want, this is my dad. 964 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,000 Wow, he. Started crying. 965 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,680 He started like he started like giving me a hug. 966 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,640 Oh my God, he was tears in his eyes and I'm like Donnie, please 967 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,560 don't drink again. Please never drink again. 968 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,040 It was the worst. I regretted making not making 969 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,880 him drink, but I regret it being like I'd love him to drink so 970 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,000 bad as the worst thing I've ever seen there's. 971 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,560 Something cool about your parents. 972 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,400 My parents would have been quite heavy drinkers, but like 973 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,920 weekend, all my friends loved coming down from Dublin because 974 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,160 they would. My mom and dad will be up with 975 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,360 them drinking fucking sing until 6:00 in the morning. 976 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,800 Like, you know, don't like your fucking mom and dad are so class 977 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,800 but they would drink. Like I'm gonna have a story 978 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,080 about my dad being the opposite. He drinks so much he ran through 979 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,400 our porch. That was that was when we 980 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,760 started gigging with you. That was an early days. 15 years 981 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,680 ago, early days, yeah, that was, I remember just, yeah, you 982 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,240 always have that bit about someone, one bit of material 983 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,720 about someone where you go. Yeah, please do it, he went 984 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,080 through. The I'd be like, please do it 985 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,400 tonight. And then when you started that 986 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,920 story, it would be like this was. 987 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,040 Hammered, but my mother told told a better version that story 988 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,240 actually my mom my mom knows what actually happened right. 989 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,040 I kind of make it up a little bit and he said whatever about 990 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,000 the and he ripped himself to shreds. 991 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,920 He really has still a scarce his fucking, you know what I mean? 992 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,680 Massive. Wasn't it that he forgot that 993 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,720 you had a Conservatory? Yeah, he forgot that we had a 994 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,040 porch, or I mean, that's that's what the joke was. 995 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,040 But he dropped my cousin home and I live in a council estate 996 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,480 and he ran home then and it was in the middle of the night. 997 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,920 The hall door was open, the fucking porch was closed and it 998 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,720 was like tinted glass and the hall light was on. 999 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:35,600 So he just ran straight through. Massive crash. 1000 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:39,160 And then my mother was like, you know, the whole joke was like 1001 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,400 that. He won't give up the alcohol for 1002 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,360 anything. And the paramedics said to him, 1003 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,560 oh, you're lucky you're wearing jeans because they saved your 1004 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,280 legs. And he's like, I better get a 1005 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,000 denim jacket. So and that was that was the 1006 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,560 whole joke. But what my mother actually said 1007 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,600 happened to me, right? This is a genuine because my 1008 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,000 mother heard me do this routine and she taught me her version of 1009 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,200 events. I remember I was in bed as a 1010 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,720 kid. Remember the smashing of the 1011 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:02,000 porch and my dad in the hall? My, my, my neighbour came in and 1012 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,760 was like, go back upstairs. They called an ambulance is 1013 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,200 quite gruesome down there, you know. 1014 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,280 But my mother said, so my dad was dropping one of my cousin's 1015 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,520 home, right? We were having a drink in their 1016 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,640 house. One of the cousins came over 1017 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,200 with us. And then he was like, I don't 1018 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,800 want to stay. So my dad dropped him back again 1019 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,440 and he came back and ran through the porch. 1020 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,320 But my mother was in the kitchen eating chips, right? 1021 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,840 They were all having chips, having a few chips. 1022 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,960 And she heard this massive crash, right? 1023 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,960 And she was like, what the fuck? But my dad just strolled into 1024 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,200 the kitchen was like looking around and she said now the 1025 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,440 blood was just fucking pouring out of him. 1026 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,920 And he sat, we have a little culture this in the kitchen, sat 1027 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:39,760 down and I swear to God, he went, you're not going to 1028 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,920 fucking believe this car and. She was like. 1029 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,040 What? Someone's have to break in your 1030 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,240 porch. Some fuckers have to break in 1031 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,960 your porch and I'm just standing there like losing litres of 1032 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,280 blood. And they called the paramedics 1033 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,920 and I was like, Oh my God. Like she said it was just how 1034 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,280 cool he is. Like for weeks he was picking 1035 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,200 bits of glass on because it can't even be, I can't even 1036 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,200 actually be all picked up on the X-ray because it's fucking 1037 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,920 glass. You can't actually see it all. 1038 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,120 He was like fucking a month later he's at his chest that 1039 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:15,240 stitches and he pulled out a big massive lump of glass, put it on 1040 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,280 the fucking fire. But she was just like the way 1041 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,120 she sells it is even better. She was just casually like 1042 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,320 eating the chips looking at him and she was just looking at this 1043 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,560 fucking, you know, you're not going to behave this car. 1044 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,320 It's a different there's a like you're how old your parents. 1045 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,960 And my parents are sick. They're just 6062 and 61. 1046 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,320 Kind of, yeah. They're a different breed. 1047 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,560 Different breed, man. Fucking opposite because my dad 1048 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,720 could even know it's 6655, he could drink to 4:00 in the 1049 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,520 morning and you wake up when he's a fried meat for you 1050 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,280 singing and I don't know how the fuck you do that. 1051 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,880 Having a great time and probably good they keep doing it. 1052 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:50,840 Really. Yeah. 1053 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,680 You know. Got that Let me Motörhead thing. 1054 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,040 Don't stop drinking, you'll die. Keep. 1055 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,520 Them keep them going, keep on. That's why when you said about, 1056 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,040 you know, you're like, what's the point anymore? 1057 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,160 I'm like Mick. Oh, I'm not going to ever stop 1058 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,720 drinking. Like, yeah, I just, I just, I'm 1059 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,240 not in the mood. Yeah. 1060 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,800 Has never happened before. Opposite of an AAS. 1061 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:15,080 Logan never going to stop drink. I break in the meat. 1062 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,920 The way and the way. Do. 1063 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,000 You imagine that the flip side of it, it just made-up to 1064 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,920 fucking drink next door. Just checking 0% beers with 1065 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,040 people's hands have a coke. The coffee out of some of. 1066 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,200 The way like I would be on 3rd changes where I'm all but there, 1067 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,240 I'm all but the early night. Yeah, not even like 1 after the 1068 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,000 show. I would. 1069 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,920 I would almost like to do that. I would like to sit with the 1070 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,120 support act and that kind of thing and have a drink after the 1071 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:50,760 show. Yeah. 1072 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,040 And I love the idea of it, but I can never be bothered when it 1073 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,120 comes right. I'll do it after one or two, so 1074 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,800 I might do it. I have a few friends coming to 1075 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,800 Vicar Street, so I might do it there and my family like that. 1076 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,720 My mom and dad and all that. They come to the every man in 1077 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,480 Cork, whatever. Every man they go to, I'd nearly 1078 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,680 have. I just have a drink with them. 1079 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,800 Afterwards, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1080 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,200 But not too much. So my problem is after big, 1081 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,400 after big shows, my adrenaline's so fucking spike. 1082 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,040 If I start drinking, it's like, yeah, go to bed. 1083 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,760 Yeah, I'm going to be here to at 11:00 in the morning just like 1084 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,880 that. But I I see you as soon as the 1085 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,520 show's over. I have no adrenaline. 1086 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:20,920 Don't you? Oh. 1087 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,760 Really. 00 percent. We did the live podcast, and it 1088 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,000 was unbelievable. It was like, what a night. 1089 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,600 And I had a great time. But as soon as I stepped off 1090 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,840 stage, I was like, yeah, really. Yeah, yeah. 1091 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,880 And it's been like that for a while. 1092 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,200 I think my adrenaline so spread out during the day. 1093 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,800 Like I'm never like piercing or anything like that. 1094 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,160 Yeah. Yeah, but when I'm I feel the 1095 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:47,560 adrenaline do on stage, Yeah. And then as soon as it's over, 1096 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,800 it's like there's none left. I'd be quite relaxed all day and 1097 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,240 I when I get the opposite, I get a bit of a jump afterwards like 1098 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,760 that. And if I do start drinking, it's 1099 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,560 when you're drinking, when you're excited or giddy. 1100 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,400 This is the problem. That's the mood. 1101 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,760 Whatever mood, you're consuming the alcohol and it's going to 1102 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,920 come out later on the nice and all of a sudden then you're 1103 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,840 being thrown out of a chipper or something. 1104 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,960 Yeah. What was the first like? 1105 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,640 What was the first gig you did where you were like, let's do 1106 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,960 something after? Like it was an occasion or a 1107 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,880 certain level of gig? See, I've I've never really been 1108 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,560 and I'm never in the like, let's all do something after because 1109 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,320 then the whole day as people go on, what time we're doing that, 1110 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,600 what time we're doing this, yes, yeah, yeah, I have something 1111 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,320 else, but. That is the hardest thing ever, 1112 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,880 man. Yeah, I can give away tickets to 1113 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,240 people even. What time is your? 1114 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,520 Show what time is your show what time you're on at? 1115 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,280 Yeah, yeah. What time you be done at? 1116 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,560 Sometimes I got to get a boss do. 1117 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,360 I have time for foods, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1118 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,240 Where should I do you you? Know what I mean? 1119 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,960 I've seen that you were at a fucking Foo Fighters concert 1120 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,960 last year. We wanted them asking them what 1121 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,560 time they're. Wrapping up, you'd be serious. 1122 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,760 Just get a later boss. You feel like I don't. 1123 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,560 I can't plan your night out. I am your night out. 1124 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,840 Yeah, Yeah. But but we also would be the 1125 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,640 last People don't know. I know. 1126 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,520 I don't know what time I roughly but I I'm going to assume it's 1127 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,800 all door 7 showing. On the day you're kind of good, 1128 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,320 I kind of rock up on a rough time. 1129 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:05,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, People, I, it is a bit of entitlement and it 1130 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,080 is the fact that people can just message you so easily. 1131 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,760 Yeah. Because like also at the end of 1132 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,000 the day, I always go, I'm not planning any message like that. 1133 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,240 And then someone what time we should be over on like working 1134 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,720 at like 940 roughly. And then you worry about them 1135 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,240 and then during the showroom, like, is he going to make his 1136 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,920 bus? Yeah, like I would be got it. 1137 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,360 It's not your concern. Like yeah, but. 1138 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,720 Yeah. Are you going to do loads of 1139 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,840 Australia next year as well? I think so. 1140 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:34,360 I sort of think the minute the plan is do all the fringes, so 1141 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,160 do Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney. 1142 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,880 Just because I've always wanted, I've always wanted to just go. 1143 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,320 I'm going to have a year worth summer. 1144 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,480 See that? I love that so they're also 1145 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,840 you're back here. It'll be good. 1146 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,640 Well. Yeah. 1147 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,200 And then tour here and they'll probably do Edinburgh again and 1148 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,600 then get use that and we get a show ready. 1149 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,800 Yeah. He's going to ask, yeah, you're 1150 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,160 going to be doing a new show on the other Fringe as well, or is 1151 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,200 it the. Show, I'll just use that to 1152 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,760 start working things up already. Yeah, yeah, because I've got 1153 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,520 some new stuff already that I'm like, right, I can, but you only 1154 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,960 you've got a show that's sitting there and you cover some new 1155 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,520 stuff and you're like, that's better than nice. 1156 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,760 But then you go, do you carry it over the next? 1157 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,840 Year you're going, I rather not put it in at all and just go off 1158 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,600 trying to try and keep it. Yeah, but I think there's a 1159 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,040 tends to work out. I think I kind of look at our 1160 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,760 long shows now. They're always just evolving. 1161 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,200 Yeah. So there's never like I've never 1162 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,000 written 1 was like, this is a show about this thing. 1163 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,280 It's just like, here's everything that's been going on 1164 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,600 the last wee while. I'm terrible for name it and 1165 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,880 then have an eye from the correlation, so I'm just going 1166 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:38,160 to keep it really big from now. Yeah, like she and told. 1167 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,040 A pun on the name or something. As always, good. 1168 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,800 Yeah, I, I do think where if there's a joke that I know is 1169 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,040 going to be in it, I just name it out like after the joke. 1170 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,160 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes it makes fuck all 1171 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,960 sense. Yeah, because when you do radio 1172 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,600 interviews, that's what they go. The show's called. 1173 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,000 Mommy, can you tell us a bit about, you know what, why that? 1174 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:54,960 And I'm like, I don't know, just. 1175 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,200 Yeah, they made me name it in January, so yeah, yeah, yeah, 1176 00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,000 yeah. Yeah, if you had the move, say 1177 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,320 you had the move to Australia, right, For some reason, I know 1178 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,200 you've been kicked out the paramilitary, where would you 1179 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,080 live? I don't know. 1180 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,280 One part of Australia, yeah. Because I, I kind of like the 1181 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,320 idea of living somewhere remote. I like the idea of being like 1182 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,600 proper remote like like I would love to live in like somewhere 1183 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,840 work. And if if, if like you know, 1184 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,040 money was no object, it was somewhere nice and all I you. 1185 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,520 Have 500,000,000.5. £100 million right? 1186 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,560 I would buy a decent house, right? 1187 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,960 I'd fucking spruce it up on how dive board from the bed in that 1188 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,800 pool, but that's it definitely. And then I'd have just a massive 1189 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,200 field and a lot of shotguns and beer cans. 1190 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,520 I just read Naked the rest of my life for the five years. 1191 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,520 Like a ranch? You're definitely one of them 1192 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,160 people that blow all the money, you know, when they were. 100% 1193 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,640 yeah 1. 100 you're underneath, you're under. 1194 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,600 You I got a tax would be a sizable actually with two months 1195 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,520 ago gone. Do you watch y'all still? 1196 00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:56,880 Not yet. I keep trying to start it and 1197 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,600 then it's because I have a real problem. 1198 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,640 There's so many shows that I want to watch and I go, I need 1199 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,600 to watch it all. Yeah, me too. 1200 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,640 See, I can't watch. I don't. 1201 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,360 Do 2 shows. I hate that on something I 1202 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,280 can't, I can't start. Yeah, unless something else is 1203 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,200 finished. Exactly. 1204 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:12,080 So I've I keep starting it and then going, oh, there's 1205 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,880 something else I want to do. But I like a ranch. 1206 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,760 I watch out and go. I want a ranch. 1207 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,920 Yeah, See, it's different in Australia and the Outback is a 1208 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,200 bit different. My wife's dad worked over there 1209 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,040 as a doctor and properly in Halls Creek, proper Outback, 1210 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,680 Outback. Do you know what I mean? 1211 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,560 Like it's an Aboriginal community and it's fun. 1212 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,960 It's just kind of a wild enough fucking place. 1213 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,520 So you're talking about just a small bit out in the Bush. 1214 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,120 I would I I would have it just like near city, yeah, just the 1215 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,440 arts right at the like fucking outskirts of the suburbs. 1216 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,440 On the outskirts of Time Taxi. To the nightclub. 1217 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,360 Yeah, and limousine and. You kind of get like a nice car, 1218 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,600 but it's dusty. Yeah, yeah. 1219 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've. Seen Mickey's most and he has 1220 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,560 most. Yeah, yeah. 1221 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,720 Yeah, and you just, you can see the city lights from where you 1222 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:49,280 live. Yeah. 1223 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,400 Way. In the distance, yeah. 1224 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,240 And you sit on the you sit in a rocking chair at the front with 1225 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,160 the shotgun like opened up. Yeah, just give. 1226 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,120 Just giving backpackers advice, it makes no sense. 1227 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,200 Someone comes a VB. Yeah, somewhere we can get 1228 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,400 petrol. There hasn't been petrol. 1229 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,240 This the 40s talking. I'm like. 1230 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,640 And Chris, if you, if you had to live away from here, where would 1231 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,000 you live when you live in London for a while? 1232 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,720 But I mean like money is no object. 1233 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,880 You know what? I'd probably say some. 500 1234 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,960 million. Australia, man, only for it's 1235 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,800 the biggest hang up with me in Australia. 1236 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,040 It's too far away from family here. 1237 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,000 Yeah, yeah. But Australia, we love that. 1238 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,160 We were set to go back like, you know, we were set to go back 1239 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,400 back there when I lived there in 2009. 1240 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,680 We were going to go back the following year. 1241 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,840 So I love the stuff. I love that, this piece of life. 1242 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:37,080 It's fucking so clean. Even when it's clean, even when 1243 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,280 you have a full time job. I was working as a Sparks at the 1244 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,160 time. It's just you're finished kind 1245 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,960 of relatively early. You start early. 1246 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:44,920 There's so much. You go to the beach, you go to 1247 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,480 the parkers, barbecues everywhere. 1248 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,120 There's all this stuff. And it's like 4 people, as in, 1249 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,520 yeah, it feels like the cities are set up, yeah, for the 1250 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,840 residents, for the citizens. You know, like everything down 1251 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,800 to the cycle paths, man, to have everything tired of it's done 1252 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,960 really well. Like, you know. 1253 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,960 It's such a big melting pot of people as well, like you go, 1254 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,240 this is. Culturally, it's. 1255 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:05,840 Great. Yeah. 1256 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,160 But probably their mind just even though I really, I'm 1257 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,000 envious of people that get to raise their kids in Australia 1258 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,320 because it's a seriously, it's a cool country. 1259 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,640 Like, I mean, it's I was in anywhere. 1260 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,640 Yeah. And it's like, you know, I feel 1261 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,680 safe. It's good. 1262 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,000 The weather is nice, the beaches so much on your doorstep like 1263 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,800 you know. I probably, to be honest, when I 1264 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,560 think about it, really I'd probably move to Perth because 1265 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,920 in Perth I'm not bad looking. Right. 1266 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,760 Sydney fucked up. Yeah, yeah. 1267 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,280 Sydney's a bit more. Sydney's a bit more definitely 1268 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,800 materialistic and. Sydney people in Sydney are so 1269 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,520 good looking. I wear my T-shirt in the shower. 1270 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,320 Yeah, you. Know what I mean? 1271 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,400 It's a bit of a rat races rather than tiny bit. 1272 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,720 Sydney's wee bit like LA, yeah yeah, way yeah. 1273 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,200 Whereas Melbourne's more like, I wouldn't say new. 1274 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,840 European. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1275 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,880 But I, I, I love that. I can't wait to go back. 1276 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,360 I love it. Would you? 1277 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,040 Live there, huh? Would you live there? 1278 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,520 Would. You live. 1279 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,760 Yeah, maybe there I think America's. 1280 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,560 America feels cool as well. Just feels you a bit unsure 1281 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,560 though, a bit dangerous, you know? 1282 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,600 Yeah, yeah. But I guess everywhere there'll 1283 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,160 be people listening, watching this school and I live in 1284 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,600 Melbourne and it's dangerous, you know? 1285 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,560 Oh yeah, I guess. Yeah. 1286 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:13,280 But romanticising this one. I don't know, I, I, I'd struggle 1287 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,360 to move away from here, Yeah, if money was no. 1288 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,920 If money was an option, to be fair, it would be, you know, 1289 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,320 build what I want in Cork. Yeah, I have a bit of that too. 1290 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,240 Like there's, yeah, there's definitely times where I look at 1291 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:26,320 places around Logan go. Ranch in Logan I love you have a 1292 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,640 ranch in Logan fucking. Right. 1293 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,920 Ranch. Yeah, like. 1294 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:33,120 Yeah, yeah. Call myself. 1295 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,640 Kevin cost fuck all. So yeah, cost fuck all. 1296 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,400 In the dusty, in the dusty car, right? 1297 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,400 Yeah, but it's a Berlin go now. Right. 1298 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,800 Doing you don't have a 2? Fucking no, no, no. 1299 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,120 I've got enough stick for that already. 1300 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,080 I can't fucking go. I was in Craig Alman last week. 1301 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,160 Let me say this, Craig Alan's not a bad spot. 1302 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,640 Something common been to Rush? Not a bad spot. 1303 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,080 I've been to rush me with you, but I mean the town. 1304 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,760 That was the first time I've been in the town. 1305 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,200 There's not bad spot. There's a lot of roundabouts in 1306 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,200 a couple of. Well, there was There's a subway 1307 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:05,400 in one of the garages. Is that the one before Rushmere? 1308 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,840 Man, I'm talking. I was in the town and then it 1309 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,200 was on my way out of the town and there's this bar with it. 1310 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,720 You go, you got the time, which feels quite uphill, and I went 1311 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,320 I. Don't know of a town in ground 1312 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,240 huh? Like a town centre? 1313 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,960 Yep, like it was a town. Yep, like Hollywood. 1314 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,400 Like a Main Street and a War Memorial on Gavin. 1315 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,520 You sure you're? War Memorial. 1316 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,120 But it was like, just not for the war. 1317 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,200 It was. A RAP Spark he didn't do. 1318 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:47,120 It so there is like a time I was in it and there was a there's 1319 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,480 like a pineland, the little and all that. 1320 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000 And then there is there's two spars with subways in it. 1321 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,400 Because I was sat in a minute, I didn't go all the way there for 1322 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,920 a subway was doing an audition. You sure you're imported on? 1323 00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,360 You're doing an audition, Craig album. 1324 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,480 Yeah, could. Have been imported that. 1325 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:07,760 I think you're reported on. I was imported that Is there a 1326 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,000 subway in this bar there? I'm sure there is. 1327 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,320 Yeah, there is. Yeah. 1328 00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,280 It's ported on. To be honest, we had said no 1329 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,200 man's land. That's kind of. 1330 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,200 You could be forgiven for being confused. 1331 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,240 Ported down Lurton. Craig, you said there's a KFC. 1332 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,280 I didn't say there was a KFC. That's definitely ported on. 1333 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,440 Right. But just up we bet there's a 1334 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,480 spyware subway. See, now I'm thinking about it, 1335 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,120 it was Portadown. I because you're right and 1336 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,360 you're just important on so you're right. 1337 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,880 That's not your fault, right? Yeah, because wasn't Craig Alvin 1338 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,480 built, I'm sure just placed down South like this? 1339 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,440 It was built as a city as. In so yeah, the idea and it was 1340 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,240 like it was it was supposed to be it was supposed to be like 1341 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,840 Northern Ireland's like fucking future city, right, Because we 1342 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,720 had didn't have roundabouts here in the 70s because there was a 1343 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,840 whole thing that I remember there was I went to school and 1344 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,680 the road still kind of better about it that they built a 1345 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,720 Goodyear factory and the idea was it would get workers from 1346 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,400 Belfast to come down to the year more grants. 1347 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,400 Oh yeah, to move down to and they all moved on and got the 1348 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,560 grant. They went fucking back to 1349 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,240 Belfast. Back. 1350 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,840 Yeah, Sly. Yeah, Sly's funk and big city 1351 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,920 folk. Because they said they were 1352 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,720 going to bring all the factories there. 1353 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,280 I think DeLorean was going to be down there as well or something. 1354 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,760 Right, Right, right. But yeah, because that's why 1355 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,440 like all the, I think somebody told me one point, it wasn't 1356 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,120 quite finished with the roundabouts are all numbered or 1357 00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,160 letters. And that was part of the fact 1358 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,120 that halfway through building it went all this isn't going to 1359 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,640 work. So then it all just there's 1360 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,560 loads of houses, but you can go from like a really nice housing 1361 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,720 state to just fields. Yeah, yeah. 1362 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,320 Yeah, and then another house. Do you know what I mean? 1363 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,600 So there was something about. That rush me or some spot big 1364 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,320 shots of Nandos. In it all spreading. 1365 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,280 Nandos in it. Can't bet Anandos on the road. 1366 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,520 Nandos, man of. Course do. 1367 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,440 You know what? Australian Nandos is up its game 1368 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,920 since the last time was there. Really. 1369 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,440 When I was over. That Melbourne was a disgrace. 1370 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,840 It was, it was a shit show. Wasn't dark in the door the 1371 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,640 place? Really. 1372 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,960 Yeah, With this in Australia and how was it bad? 1373 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,880 Like no. Just just not a wide variety. 1374 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,000 The man. Was all checking. 1375 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,200 The menu is similar. I got a burger. 1376 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,240 The menu is similar but different, right, But only a wee 1377 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,000 bit different. But the point we'll just keep it 1378 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,040 the same as it is here. Plus you don't get graded when 1379 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,080 you go in. OK, you normally here they go in 1380 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,720 table for a minute. Have you been here before? 1381 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:14,120 Yep. I told you the time I knew it 1382 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,880 was fat, went to Nando's and the girl didn't ask if it'd been 1383 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:21,360 there before. One look at me when I he's been 1384 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,960 here a few times. Yeah, it's, but is it a 1385 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:27,000 coincidence that I was there a few months ago and that's up 1386 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,960 this game, that's. Probably what it is. 1387 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:36,240 You probably got your emails. Andrew, Andrew genuinely like 1388 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:39,280 we're Andrew on the pocket of Adam and we're talking about 1389 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,360 flights and he likes, I don't know, I know you know Andrew, 1390 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,760 but he's always on the lazy. On it, yeah. 1391 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,960 We then fucked up our flights to London, not our fault. 1392 00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,320 And he's like, we're like, oh, we'll send it, Andrew to take 1393 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,040 care of it. He's like on it done and I get 1394 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:53,800 done. I had a flight. 1395 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on a flight home from 1396 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,080 Edinburgh. I had to get one from Newcastle 1397 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,760 instead, straight on to him and he loves it. 1398 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,520 He loves it, He. Loves it. 1399 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,400 I reckon he's cleaned up, he's watching without our traffic 1400 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:09,000 control problems over the. He was, he had a flight changed 1401 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,960 four times or something like that, and I was like, he's the 1402 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,320 only man inside. Knows he's all right. 1403 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,200 Yeah. Yeah. 1404 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,200 Yeah, just that's Christmas. Yeah, that's Christmas paid for. 1405 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,640 I'm shit with any trouble that I do with the I forget to disrupt 1406 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:20,720 it. I'll never like claim. 1407 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,960 I know, yeah, only, only I was in an airport one time, flight 1408 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,200 was like 4 hours delayed and a lady in the queue was like, you 1409 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,320 can get €500 compensation, make sure you get it and we got it. 1410 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:30,400 Yeah. I mean, only for that. 1411 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,440 I wouldn't fucking know one at all. 1412 00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:35,960 Yeah. What a So your tour, Your tour 1413 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,800 goes into like what? March at the moment. 1414 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,000 March, yeah, Hopefully a little bit of April, I think so. 1415 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,480 Kill it in May? Definitely, because I won't be 1416 00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:42,760 able to get another one out if I don't. 1417 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,200 Yeah, it's been added to all the time. 1418 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,440 And waterfront is coming up. I feel like your waterfront's 1419 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,280 been happening for 10 years. I will put it on seal pretty 1420 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,280 early. So the first one sold out the 1421 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,680 13th of October and then 17th November is the second one. 1422 00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:02,360 Good doing nice are available. I don't know, because after the 1423 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,800 first one it's I don't want to celebrate after the first one 1424 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:05,920 because of another one to do Yeah. 1425 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,600 And then after the second one, I'm sort of like, I think I feel 1426 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,840 like I'm tired. I feel like I'm going to be 1427 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,320 stressed the whole month. There's a nice piece in there 1428 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,240 with sofas and stuff, you know that like room type it, which is 1429 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,800 nice to just help people in. Yeah, you don't have to go 1430 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,960 anywhere. I don't think like it's there 1431 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,760 because, you know, like when we can that has that party and 1432 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,520 libraries. It was great. 1433 01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:26,080 Yeah. But I'm I'm, if I was going to 1434 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,080 drink and even after a big show I got, I want to have three 1435 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,440 people with me. Yeah, yeah. 1436 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,080 Do you? Know what I mean? 1437 01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:31,280 Just not have to worry about too much you. 1438 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,000 Just split in the conversation, Yeah, you can't talk to anyone. 1439 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,240 Properly, Waterfront's great. Yeah, it's so great. 1440 01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:42,760 That's amazing venue like. That's so 1 October, 1 November. 1441 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,000 I hit the gap in between something you do, yeah. 1442 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,920 Tickets are available for the second one. 1443 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,360 Yeah, put a link. And added, we've added tickets 1444 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,320 to the first one as well, but beyond or something left that. 1445 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,880 Because they don't sell. Yeah, the side bits is a. 1446 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:02,680 The side bits and right side with you almost profile with 1447 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,600 you, but they're on seal now, yeah. 1448 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,880 Where did I sell them normally just to? 1449 01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,760 It's not great for stand up, Yeah, In terms of you're almost 1450 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:13,840 behind the yeah, yeah. I think it's a great reborn. 1451 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,800 You see my wee Arsenal, but they're great for music and 1452 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:17,840 stuff like that, but for the stand up. 1453 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:22,520 But it's there's no point, yeah. Where are your tickets are on 1454 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,840 Ticketmaster? Yeah, Waterfront shined on that. 1455 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,600 Yeah. In the description your first 1456 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,400 Mandela sold out when second. One, yeah, the second one is in 1457 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,520 February, I can't remember 16th or something like that. 1458 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,560 Yeah, that's on sale. My website as well, Chris and 1459 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,640 comedy.com, so. I have a website 1460 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,760 calledmickeybordercomedy.com and I haven't put anything on it 1461 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,240 really, just a really old photo of me. 1462 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:48,360 Send stuff coming soon. You get on that, I'll wex or. 1463 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:55,040 Something OK, boys, Thank you very much for coming on. 1464 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,640 I appreciate it as always this. Is a lovely me chat, wasn't it? 1465 01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,040 Let's. Go for lunch. 1466 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,480 Yeah, we'll go for lunch. That was your winner. 1467 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:02,640 OK. All right. 1468 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,280 Thank you very much.