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Zippers, welcome to this episode
of the Tea With Me podcast with 

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your we mate Shane Todd. 
Before we get into this episode,

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we've got a couple of things I 
need to run by you. 

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The first of which is I'm in the
SSE Arena this week and next 

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this week's show, which is the 
9th of November. 

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There is a limited amount of 
tickets that went back on sale 

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because production halls were 
taken out. 

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I don't know if by the time this
goes out there will be any, but 

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there is for the 15th she in 
talkcomedy.com. 

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And then I'm in Europe and the 
Middle East and then I don't 

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know if America will be 
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that'll be next year. 
She in talkcomedy.com. 

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We are in the Waterfront Hall 
with Tea with me live doing two 

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big shows, Dave Elliott. 
William Thompson. 

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Andrew Ryan, Mickey Bartlett 
will be like 2 pairs, 2 of them 

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doing stand up to them on the 
coach and then that rotates the 

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next night. 
You're going to see your 

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favourite TV guests on the live 
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Tickets are in the description 
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That's going to be great on 
Patreon. 

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The Roast of Willy T is now out.
It is, yeah. 

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This is going to be brutal. 
What you're going to hear 

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tonight. 
Don't be shocked, we're all 

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mates. 
William Thompson, I'm really 

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afraid. 
Don't go too far insulting 

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people. 
We've got thick skin. 

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We're comics right? 
The only thing browner than 

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Shane's nose is stop me when I'm
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Their heads will and truly 
jammed up that it's the only 

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person I know who is too boring 
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hate. 
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Thank God for the next one 
spiralling towards an early 

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grave. 
Oh God, I'm not going to do that

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one. 
OK, cool. 

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Some of your favourite 
comedians, some guys you've 

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never heard of on the Roast of 
William Thompson going back and 

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forth. 
It's brutal, it's wild. 

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It will only be on Patreon. 
You'll see clips, but the whole 

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thing that's entirety is a 
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to Me podcast. 
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This is a great episode today. 
I'm delighted to say that we 

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made this episode happen and and
shouted to Dan Fausty in Georgia

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for from moving the studio into 
the limelight because my guest 

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today was doing a show on the 
limelight and we sometimes have 

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done this for we'll bring the 
studio to you to make that 

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easier because she was literally
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recorded the pod. 
Umm Michelle Wolf is my guest on

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the TV me podcast this week. 
I can't believe it when I saw 

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Michelle Wolf was coming here. 
I started reaching out through 

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different ways to try and say 
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you ask and you're expecting 
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plate no. 
But she was offered in it and we

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couldn't believe her luck. 
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American comedy, not only as a 
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well. 
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her, her writing for some of the
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some of the roasts. 
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lot of a lot of jokes for many 
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want to have funny, funny roast.
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loveliest comics I've ever met 
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We had a great time doing this 
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Please enjoy this episode of the
Tea with Me podcast with my 

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guest, Michelle Wolf. 
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So in the background there is 
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traffic lights when people go 
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What do you think of that as a 
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You know, it's like it's a 
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I almost think, you know, like, 
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in America, like almost 
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very aggressive. 
Just gunshots. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Cross now or die. 

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But they also now a lot of in 
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Will those just be like walk 
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Yeah, for, I guess for blind 
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They still don't need to be like
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that's. 
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Yeah, like do it. 
You cross the street quick, you 

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only have a couple seconds. 
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What, what do you think of First
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in Belfast. 
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about American comedians coming 
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and it happened in Dublin for so
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They come to Dublin. 
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to see Someone Like You or any 
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over. 
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Belfast, it's great. 
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really fantastic. 
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this is technically the UK so I 
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turn, but just keep. 
It moving here. 

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In the the the whole country of 
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I. 
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Get. 
I also can't describe it and I'm

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familiar, but I know what you. 
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island, it's like it's like the 
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you know, and there's, we're 
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this tour and everything's like 
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away from each other. 
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Indiana, you know, like you, you
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there. 
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like, especially like away from 
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Like, I mean, I know we both 
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a lot of differences. 
There's big differences, like do

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you think our accent is kind of 
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you've been? 
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accents in general. 
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there's any accent, I have to 
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Like I just, I'm like a old mom,
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the ear for it. 
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languages very well, you know, 
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yeah, yeah. 
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it's different and like. 
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but you go like there's a place 
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There's a place called 
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minutes away from here. 
I wouldn't know what they were 

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saying. 
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you would think somewhere this 
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accent, right? 
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have like a million of them. 
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notice a difference between, you
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I mean, Dublin is a totally 
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There's a difference between 
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Speaks. 
English Corks. 

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Math. 
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They have a lovely accent 
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Yeah, when we when we went to 
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the. 
Coast outside, yeah. 

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don't know. 
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It's it's got to be Bally. 
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It doesn't matter what it is. 
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know, it's just it's been 
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And I'm, I'll say something a 
tiny bit controversial. 

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I love the food. 
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Give me a meat pie. 
Give me a roast. 

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That will mean the world. 
I absolutely love it. 

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I I I could eat like this every 
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I love it if you were just 
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I love your food. 

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I got AI, got a Italian BMT. 
But like, well, we, we just, we 

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love people. 
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travelling over here. 
Is this the first time you've 

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been in Ireland? 
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I think the first time I was 
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Gardens, which? 
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The Paddy Power one I guess, but
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very name dropping and I'm not, 
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And then I opened for Chris Rock
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then like the next year I opened
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Stewart at the Three Arena. 
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opened for Dave again at the 
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So I've not I've had very 
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Well, well, like you say, it's 
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it's like 1 getting get out 
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don't get the feel of the place.
Like I experience that a little 

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bit like you just you have the 
same day over and over again. 

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Yeah. 
And you maybe see like a tiny 

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bit of it. 
Well, so I always go for a run 

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in the morning and. 
I'll show you, I'll show you. 

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Went for a run today around the 
lot. 

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I did, yeah. 
I saw him. 

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I wasn't like in the. 
Room. 

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Oh yeah. 
You know, I saw you. 

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With a snorkel. 
No, yeah, I ran along the river,

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which was absolutely beautiful. 
Like I just, and I I could have 

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kept going. 
I was, it got to like a really 

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pretty part and I was like at my
turn around point and I was 

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like, oh, come on. 
But yeah, it was really, it was 

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really cool. 
And in Dublin, like the, I think

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the first time I was there with 
Chris, I went for a run in 

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Phoenix Park and I was like, 
well this, this is great. 

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And even just like walking to 
get to the run, you always see a

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bit more of the city. 
So I mean, it's been like I ran 

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all around Limerick, I ran all 
around Kilkenny. 

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I didn't run in. 
No, I did do a run. 

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I ran in Cork. 
Yeah, it was great. 

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I also I ran in Cork and there 
was I was on the around the 

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river and I saw a bunch of 
missing persons vehicles like 

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searching the river. 
What do you meant missing 

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persons? 
What are the chances you're 

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like? 
Yeah, no, I was like, that's I 

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noticed you. 
I noticed I am are they were 

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searching for people Yeah, they 
were searching for somebody, but

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they were so calm, you know, 
like they were just, you know, I

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guess what can you do, you know,
like, but it almost felt like 

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they were like waiting for me to
go missing, right. 

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You know what's just? 
No place alive. 

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So I'd say like people don't 
really go that far. 

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Even if they're missing, yeah, 
they're probably close. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Sippers, let me take a quick 

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minute to tell you that this 
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Sometimes you take a moment just
to say thank you to some people 

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in your life and give them a big
shout out. 

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And right now I want to give a 
shout out to these two guys over

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here, Michael Foster and Daniel 
Quick to give them his legal 

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name. 
These guys. 

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We were doing an episode of the 
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with Michelle Wolf and they went
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hours of working and they set it
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lovely studio environment and 
then packed the whole thing up 

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in the Fausties van while I just
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Fault. 
All right, my feet don't touch a

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work and I want to let them know
I'm grateful. 

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This month is all about 
gratitude, and along with Misha 

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and at these guys, there's a 
person we don't say thank you to

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enough, and that's ourselves. 
Look in the mirror, a pretty 

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person staring back at you. 
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ourselves that we're trying our 
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everything, and in this crazy 
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I like, I like exercise when I 
go different places. 

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And when I was in Sydney, we 
were doing, we're comedians, 

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charity boxing done the last 
couple of years. 

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And I had a fight coming up. 
And then when I was in 

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Australia, I was like warm 
weather training camp. 

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Yeah. 
You know, So I got in touch with

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this guy who just, I feel like 
would know people who do 

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exercise from there. 
Yeah, as a he'll know someone. 

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And he did. 
And it was a professional 

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Italian boxer in Sydney and he's
like, I'm going to take you for 

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a session. 
I was like, brilliant. 

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And we did it right by Bondi 
Beach, but it was like 40°. 

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And it was great at the start, 
but then and there was like a 

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load of like young people watch.
So it was like the area couldn't

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be more public, right? 
So it's like you have beach and 

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then there's like a concrete bit
and everybody was watching do 

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this. 
How I know like we're not like a

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warm place. 
The sweat kept like bypassing my

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eyebrows and just went directly 
into my eye. 

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And the first time it happened, 
I was like, oh, like, I'm good 

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to go here. 
And and the guy was like real 

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intense as you would be if 
you're a professional boxer. 

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But the sweat like like I very 
like, you can see, like I don't 

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mind you saying like my eyebrows
aren't very strong. 

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Yeah, I mean, maybe you don't 
want like a a huge bushy 

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eyebrow. 
But mine stop halfway through. 

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You don't know if you can 
probably see, but like they kind

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of stop halfway through. 
All right. 

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And that's a that's like a, like
a clearing. 

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Yeah, it was just like a little.
There's just a tiny river. 

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Yeah, just a wee bit gets 
through and, and, and and put a 

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bottlenecks as well. 
So then a lot will come once. 

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And I had that like I was 
supposed to do a 4045 minute 

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session with this guy and after 
like 6 minutes I was like I 

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can't do this like because of 
my. 

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I feel like you can't with 
boxing gloves on sand wipe your 

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eyes. 
No, I had I had to only filmed 

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it, so I will put it somewhere 
but I kept I would have to take 

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both gloves off. 
Yeah, and then I didn't bring a 

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tile, but I had AT shirt and I 
had to go over like wipe and 

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then it but it was the IT was it
was. 

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Yeah. 
But the idea in my head of what 

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that would be like in a boxing 
session on Bondi Beach, just 

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different to the to the reality.
Right. 

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And you'll be like, you know, 
you probably thought, like, 

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after today I'm gonna be Yeah. 
I mean, like, ready for the big 

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time. 
Yeah. 

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I also someone was like, let's 
go exercise on Bondi Beach. 

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I'd be like, you gotta take me 
to a place where people are 

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uglier. 
Yeah, I'm not gonna. 

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Ohh, I've got it. 
I can't be out there with all 

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those women. 
Have you been in Bondi Beach? 

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I know I honestly, I'm like 
scared of how Australians are 

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super hot, yeah, men and women. 
And I just like, I try to avoid 

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being in places with a lot of 
hot women because I'm funny and.

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If you don't like hot people, 
welcome to Belfast. 

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I would, I would move. 
Yeah, I would definitely like 

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move here. 
Yeah, and. 

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We're like, we're very like, we 
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we are very like, like our feet,
you know, we feel the weather on

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our face. 
You know, that's sort of like a 

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lot of weathered people, and 
we're sad. 

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Yeah, you've got a lot of 
windblown. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
No ones like, no ones like glow.

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You know that phrase like you're
glowing? 

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I'd never heard that till I left
here. 

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But yeah, I I, I love the 
travel, love the exercise when 

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I'm away. 
But like, yeah, sometimes the 

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reality of it's different to 
what? 

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Like in New York, I did some 
boxing because it was the same 

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charity fight that was coming up
and I was on tour and we filmed 

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it just for documenting what I 
was doing it there. 

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And I watched it back and it was
like in Brooklyn under like a 

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under like the subway or under 
like a train track. 

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And I thought this so cool. 
And I went through all the moves

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and everything. 
And then I watched the back and 

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I was like, this isn't what I 
think it is. 

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I don't move like I think I do 
in my head. 

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And what, what part of America 
are you from? 

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I'm from Pennsylvania. 
Oh, real quick, I had the boxing

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match go. 
Michelle, all I'll say is to 

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know. 
And I've retired. 

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Oh, right. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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So we've done it last two years.
But like, it's about the 

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charity. 
We do it for the kids. 

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Yeah, but you know what? 
It's for like 6 months is all we

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talked about in the podcast. 
Yeah. 

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And like, listeners started to 
like, really hate me because I 

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kind of got carried away and 
thought I was professional 

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boxer. 
But it was one of the coolest 

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things I've ever done. 
Yeah. 

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It was so good. 
We did it in the Ulster Hall 

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just around the corner, Yeah, 
which is like a historic venue 

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for boxing. 
And it was brilliant. 

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All comedians. 
And we did it for children's 

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cancer unit. 
And she get to like raise money 

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but do something selfishly. 
That's brilliant, right? 

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Yeah. 
So yeah, we loved it. 

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It was great. 
Did you actually hit somebody in

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the face? 
Yeah, because every time I've 

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done boxing for exercise, 
anytime it's gotten to like, OK,

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actually hit me, I'm like, I 
don't want to do that. 

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Yeah, the guy that I fought, who
had, who had beat, I got the 

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decision. 
Or he's coming to your show 

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tonight, he felt. 
Sean Haggerty. 

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Oh yeah, Sean, we like I want 
you to get out. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I will be like, I heard Sean's 

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here and he's lost a bunch of 
matches. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sean's here. 
He's not a great boxer, but it 

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took. 
Me. 

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It took me 5 days to recover 
from that. 

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Next day I felt like it had been
a bad boss. 

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It was horrific. 
Yeah. 

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Can you imagine if that was like
your actual profession? 

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I hate that. 
Yeah, I hate that I've I've got 

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out at the right time. 
Yeah, I'm retired. 

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I don't know much of America bar
like the main places. 

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Yeah. 
So I'm from, I'm from 

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Pennsylvania, but specifically 
I'm from Hershey, PA, which is 

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like in the middle of the state 
and it's where Hershey 

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chocolate. 
Yeah, I don't know how much you 

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get of Hershey chocolate over 
here. 

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Because I'm lactose intolerant 
but. 

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I it's also a shit chocolate. 
It's not. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, like I I did not like 

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chocolate because growing up I 
always had Hershey chocolate and

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then I had Cadbury. 
Cadbury, OH. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
And I was like, this is what you

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guys were talking about. 
People always say excellent. 

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People always say, like when 
American people come here, they 

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go real. 
You can taste real ingredients 

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that you guys make food with 
real things. 

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I was just, OK. 
So like Skittles in America, 

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like I can't remember the exact 
phrase they used, but it's 

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something like the the, the 
preservatives or food dyes or 

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whatever they put in are like 
it's not carcinogens, but it's 

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something poisonous. 
Crystal meth, yeah. 

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And so I haven't really been 
eating Skittles. 

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And then one of the women that's
here with me, she bought 

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Skittles and I tried them. 
They're a different colour, like

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slightly like ours are like 
neon. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
It's like a slightly different, 

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more natural looking colour and 
they taste different. 

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And I was like, yeah, it's 
because they took out the dead 

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stuff. 
Yeah. 

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But we, we have like we're, we 
can't have anything. 

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We have sugar tax. 
Oh yeah, yeah, good you. 

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Got to pay way more for fizzy 
stuff and sweets because E 

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numbers was the thing. 
E numbers are banned, although, 

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yeah, they're not like doing 
numbers. 

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That's what's in like Skittles 
and all those sorts that make 

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you hyper, you know, your 
birthday party and stuff and you

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carried away when you were a 
kid. 

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Like I got sent off my own play 
soccer for my 7th birthday and 

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my stepdad ex stepdad. 
Yeah, you won. 

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Sent me off. 
He sent me off out of full 

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tantrum. 
And that was a number. 

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That's because I was smarty. 
I was eating too many smarties 

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for the game. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Well, I mean, if you tried to do

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that, like in America, we tried 
to, you know, those super big 

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sodas, you can get the big golf.
Yeah, we tried to like in New 

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York specifically, Bloomberg was
the mayor at the time. 

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He was trying to, like, ban 
them. 

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And did they American mentality 
of like, when you try to take 

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something away from us, we're 
like, we're going to drink more 

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of it? 
And it's like, you don't need a 

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soda that big. 
Like no one needs 64 ounces. 

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I feel like a. 
Coke. 

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Feel like an American, stuff 
like that. 

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People just say the phrase First
Amendment a lot, and I don't 

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know what that means, but people
will say about anything. 

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Oh yeah, that's freedom of 
speech. 

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But you're also just like, yeah,
that's not what's it wasn't a 

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big goal. 
Yeah, No, it was if it was if 

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the family running fathers were 
around like a lot of the stuff 

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now, they'd be like, well, not 
for this. 

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It's just. 
Yeah, the the food. 

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The food thing's weird, but it's
Christian Pulisic from there 

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too. 
Football. 

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Yeah, he is. 
Yeah, he is. 

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I went to actually his dad's I, 
so his dad used to play, I guess

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he was a professional football 
player. 

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I mean, but he played for this 
indoor, I mean, soccer team, 

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yeah, called the Harrisburg 
Heat. 

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Harrisburg is another town 
that's nearby. 

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And I used to watch him a lot. 
And then he used, he had a 

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soccer camp that I went to. 
It was at this place called 

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Lebanon Valley College. 
And I went to Christian 

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Pulisic's dad's soccer camp. 
And I still have the shirt. 

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It's like one of my favourite 
T-shirts. 

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This is like way before like he 
was professional. 

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Soccer player or anything that's
the only other thing you. 

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Have but yeah, yeah, but he's, 
it was way before he was 

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00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,760
professional. 
And it's just one of those 

450
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:18,040
shirts that like, turned really 
soft, you know, and so I yeah, I

451
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,080
absolutely love it. 
And it's like, I've never met 

452
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,880
him, but went to his dad's. 
That's great. 

453
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:24,920
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

454
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,600
It was a great camp too, because
we, you know, you, you play 

455
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,080
football in the morning and then
you have this big lunch. 

456
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,600
But it was in like a college 
cafeteria and university 

457
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,360
cafeteria. 
And it was like, I mean, we, you

458
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,120
can have like soft serve on 
waffles and like, you know, like

459
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,640
just the stuff where you're 
like, this is what people are 

460
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:46,360
eating when they go into school.
You mentioned like American, 

461
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,360
like high school cafeterias. 
I would love to like, witness a 

462
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,920
fight in American cafeteria. 
You know, like from the movies. 

463
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:58,320
Yeah, yeah, I'd love to awesome 
some, get some nerd the tray. 

464
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,680
I'd be happy to be the nerd. 
I would just love to be 

465
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,360
involved. 
Yeah, I you know. 

466
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,560
All by the lockers and 
everything. 

467
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:08,480
I feel like now there's so much 
devastating violence in schools 

468
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,560
that they're like, I think 
everyone would be happy to see a

469
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,560
a fight in the cafeteria. 
They'd be like, yeah, let's get 

470
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,960
back to this. 
Let's not take the guns away. 

471
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,520
Let's throw food at each other. 
Yeah. 

472
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,840
They need to get back to like 
wedgies have stopped, Yeah. 

473
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:26,200
They need to come back like good
old fashioned, just bullying 

474
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,840
and, you know, like real 
fighting, you know, throwing an 

475
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,840
egg salad. 
And you guys get to wear your 

476
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,480
own your own clothes. 
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can. 

477
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:40,120
You know, unless you go to like 
a a Catholic school, which not 

478
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,200
even that many in America 
anymore, but like, yeah. 

479
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,600
You gotta wear real skimpy 
clothes. 

480
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,320
Yeah, you can wear it, but yeah,
yeah, you could. 

481
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,000
And then oddly enough, you 
probably couldn't wear a 

482
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Catholic school skirt in in the 
non Catholic High School. 

483
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,480
But yeah, no, you get to wear 
whatever you want, which is also

484
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,040
kind of, it's kind of shitty to 
do that to kids because then 

485
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,080
it's like you have to decide 
what to wear every. 

486
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,440
Day, you know, could drip. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

487
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,040
You got to, you know, what do 
they say? 

488
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,640
You got to eat? 
You got to be 8. 

489
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,720
I don't know. 
You've got to be it like you're 

490
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,120
still thinking. 
No, like you like when it's like

491
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,560
I'm I sound so lame, right? 
Now so you say someone but like.

492
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,360
Yeah, No, no, no. 
Like like like when you have a 

493
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,440
good outfit on, it's like she 
ate it. 

494
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,480
She ate it. 
It sounds bad. 

495
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,320
Yeah, no, it's really bad but 
also I sound so lame trying to 

496
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,200
explain it. 
I'm just like a almost 40 year 

497
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,800
old woman trying to explain a 
young person slang. 

498
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,720
I would love to have been in 
American high school. 

499
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,000
Oh yeah. 
I mean, honestly, I'm not gonna 

500
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,960
lie, it was great. 
Yeah, but I also was a nerd. 

501
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,120
Like I didn't go to parties. 
Or anything like that. 

502
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,160
I was just like, I played 
sports. 

503
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,680
Yeah. 
And you know, it was just like 

504
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,760
was. 
There anyone in your class 

505
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,440
called Chad? 
We had we, I did have a chat, 

506
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,680
but he was kind of a loser. 
Yeah, yeah. 

507
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:07,000
Yeah, it was. 
Yeah, you know what I'm obsessed

508
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,840
with? 
And I don't know. 

509
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,920
Here's what my tech talk 
algorithm throws up for me. 

510
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:16,320
Like 1990s soccer compilations 
and American high school 

511
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,200
reunions. 
So it goes from like the 

512
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,800
yearbook picture to the reveal 
of the person now. 

513
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,520
Yeah. 
I am obsessed. 

514
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,560
I love it. 
I don't feel like we age very 

515
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,120
well in America at all. 
You get, so here's what you do. 

516
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,640
You get so into it, right, 
Because it's always the reverse.

517
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,680
You'll see like a beautiful, 
beautiful guy, you know, like 

518
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,000
the quarterback type guy. 
And then you see him now and he 

519
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,160
turns around to the camera and 
you're like, ah, no, yeah, 

520
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,280
you're like, And then, and then 
it's the complete opposite, you 

521
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,280
know, you'll see, You'll see 
like a girl who's not good 

522
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,200
looking. 
Then you see her now. 

523
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,080
You like glow up. 
Yeah, she had it. 

524
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,800
Yeah. 
I think we're doing it right. 

525
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,400
Yeah, comment that in all those 
videos now, yeah. 

526
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You should check to make sure 

527
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,280
I'm not doing it completely 
wrong, have you? 

528
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,360
Ever been to high school 
reunion? 

529
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:05,520
You know, I did. 
I went to what year was it? 

530
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:10,520
I guess it must have been my 
15th high school reunion. 

531
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,160
Or no, it was my must have been 
my 10th high school reunion. 

532
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,120
I was in like 10 years since I 
thought you meant you'd been to 

533
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,560
ten of these. 
I was like, I don't even. 

534
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,000
Know yeah, no, I just love going
back to high school. 

535
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,600
I love to show everybody look 
where I am now. 

536
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,920
I think it was, yeah, it must 
have been my 10th, yeah, the 

537
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,720
10th anniversary. 
And I, yeah, it was, I mean, I 

538
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:39,000
had, I was kind of in this. 
I was I was doing comedy full 

539
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,200
time, so. 
Yeah, that's what I was gonna 

540
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,840
ask because it's such a mad job 
to show up to the reunion. 

541
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,640
Yeah, yeah. 
Because I also wasn't like, I 

542
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,280
mean, I was funny in high 
school, you know, like, and my 

543
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,800
group of friends, we were like 
fun and silly. 

544
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,520
Yeah, we were, we had this, I 
had this group of girlfriends in

545
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,920
high school and we were all 
like, like there was a group of 

546
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,000
like hot kind of bad girls. 
And then we were like the group 

547
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:07,560
of like, we were like the cute, 
you know, someone was like class

548
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,440
presidents. 
I was like captain of the track 

549
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,480
team. 
We all had like, activities and 

550
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,080
stuff. 
And we were a little like, look 

551
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,960
at us. 
Where me and the guys I was 

552
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,000
friends with were also like 
that. 

553
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:26,440
Yeah, you guys look at us the 
way we spoke and yeah. 

554
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,440
And so like I, you know, but I 
was also very like studious and 

555
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,720
very, you know, and I, so I 
think I think a lot of people I 

556
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,680
knew growing up were very 
surprised that I went into 

557
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,840
comedy. 
And a lot of people were like, 

558
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,320
you're going into comedy. 
Like, what is like, how do you 

559
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,560
even do that? 
So I think by the time we had 

560
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,560
the high school reunion, I think
I was, I must have been working 

561
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,320
at Late night with Seth at that 
point. 

562
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:52,400
So like, I had like a real 
comedy job, which, yeah, like 

563
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,840
people like have so many 
questions and all that stuff. 

564
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,640
And I was very vague and you 
know you don't want to. 

565
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,040
Well, the, the people that like 
that would have bullied you in, 

566
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,400
in, in school have though, have 
you ever had it where like one 

567
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,360
of those people comes to a show 
or, you know, drops you at the 

568
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,240
end, like you're killing it and 
that kind of thing. 

569
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:16,480
Not to be like I never really 
got bullied, but there was there

570
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:22,280
was a a girl who like she's like
very unhappy that I'm. 

571
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,720
Doing oh, sorry, you that's 
right. 

572
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,720
You said you were a nerd. 
I took that in my head. 

573
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,480
As you said, you got bullied, so
that probably comes out of 

574
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,400
nowhere when I'm like, you got 
bullied, No. 

575
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,320
Because most you think nerds, 
you know, would it was it was a 

576
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,920
very bizarre. 
We were like on a very like thin

577
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,120
line of like not getting. 
Well, if you're a captain of the

578
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,320
track team, probably just 
outran. 

579
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,880
Yeah, you know, Yeah. 
It was like a what, you're 

580
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,160
gonna, you're gonna bully me? 
I'm very athletic. 

581
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,000
I used to also take 
weightlifting class instead of 

582
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,840
gym class and like I would like 
lift more than some of the guys 

583
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,840
and the the coach of the class 
of the teacher, whatever he 

584
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,960
would make sure to point out to 
all the guys when I was lifting 

585
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,800
more than them, he was like, 
look at her, she just lifted 

586
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,360
more than you. 
And I was just like, don't do 

587
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,920
that. 
Yeah, you know, like, come on, 

588
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,640
do you know I'm going to tell 
you the story? 

589
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,720
Podcast. 
We met before. 

590
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,800
I wouldn't expect you to know. 
Admiral French Festival. 

591
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,440
Oh wow. 
I walked past you and went that 

592
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,000
was a great set and you said 
thanks. 

593
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,360
I was, you know. 
Surprised you remember? 

594
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,960
I'm I, now that you mention it, 
yeah, yeah, yeah. 

595
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,400
I think it was in a corridor, if
that helps. 

596
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,760
It was dark and I Yeah, it's a 
great set, yeah. 

597
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,760
I know no, now I now it rings 
the bell for. 

598
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,160
I think, I think you were in 
town at the Fringe and you were 

599
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,080
open. 
You jumped on a show and opened 

600
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,200
for somebody. 
Louis, I was opening. 

601
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,920
In the Playhouse, Yeah. 
Yeah. 

602
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,960
So like that was great. 
It was so fun. 

603
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,200
So like we we had been on AI 
think we did like another city 

604
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,360
or two together. 
But he was going on to do this 

605
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,880
whole European Tour and I 
couldn't, he had asked me to do 

606
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,000
the whole tour, but I was like, 
well, I got, you know, 

607
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,040
Edinburgh. 
So I just did the that show with

608
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,600
him. 
But I'm actually, I think I 

609
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,160
might do Edinburgh again, Yeah. 
Yeah, this year. 

610
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,200
This year. 
I think, I think I'm going to do

611
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,800
a bit of it. 
I like to, I like to just people

612
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,880
not know if I'm at Adam or not, 
I'll just be there for like a 

613
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,760
little bit like the, the year 
just passed. 

614
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,520
I did two nights in Edinburgh. 
I did one Saturday and then the 

615
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,880
next week I did just a Sunday. 
And it was great because you see

616
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,160
your friends who've been there 
all months and they're like dead

617
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,760
behind the eyes. 
Yeah, soulless, missing teeth, 

618
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,040
all that kind of stuff. 
Heroin and really? 

619
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,840
Forget why they're doing this at
all. 

620
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,120
You just. 
Breeze in for one day and it's 

621
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,440
great because you're full of 
enthusiasm. 

622
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,120
Yeah, actually flew home the 
same night that my show was. 

623
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,120
Oh yeah. 
Did a 7:00 PM show, got like a 

624
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,880
10/20 flight home. 
It's brilliant. 

625
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,360
But the fringe is. 
Have you done a full run for? 

626
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,200
So the first time I did it, I 
did a full run and, you know, I 

627
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,880
had a good time. 
But it was one of those things 

628
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,280
where everyone had told me so 
many horror stories and I, you 

629
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,280
know, it was until I got back on
the plane home. 

630
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,720
Then I was like, I think I 
actually had a good time, you 

631
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,840
know, like it was, but I wasn't,
I wasn't ready to admit that the

632
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,640
whole time because I didn't want
to, like, jinx myself or 

633
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,240
something. 
But this time, yeah, I just 

634
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,560
think it would be fun to do 
again because obviously I'm a 

635
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,920
very different spot in my 
career. 

636
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,200
But like, yeah, I just want to 
see, you know, like, I just want

637
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,240
to try again, you know, like, 
just like. 

638
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,000
I mean, it's fun, and if you 
have a show, that show by the 

639
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,480
end of it is so much better. 
Well, and also with a baby like 

640
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,560
to be in one place where you can
go, you can do like 28 shows 

641
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,520
like in a month and not have to 
move every day. 

642
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,680
I'm like, that's pretty perfect.
Yeah, because I think that's 

643
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,880
what I'll do if I do maybe a 
couple of weeks this year, we'll

644
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,440
we'll bring the kids and try and
stay somewhere just out of the 

645
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,480
city. 
Yeah, that's what I'm kind of 

646
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,760
thinking. 
I I'm also telling other people 

647
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,400
this because I want, I want 
friends there, you know? 

648
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,800
Yeah, I am. 
I I really want to sneak my 

649
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,280
oldest son in to watch me, like 
just do a little bit of a set. 

650
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,560
Yeah, he's never seen obviously,
like me do stand up. 

651
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,640
Yeah, he's 4 and I don't think 
he'd sit there for the R and be 

652
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,560
like, you know, sadly, but like 
it was a great callback. 

653
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,400
But I think I'd love to just 
because he he knows what it is 

654
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,720
and he's seen like clips because
I show him clips every day. 

655
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,600
But but I just would love him to
like be there just to crane his 

656
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,360
head out as part of it. 
That'd be really cool. 

657
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,560
I mean, it's trying to be such a
trip to like see your parent on 

658
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,680
stage and like like you're like,
I don't know, like I don't even,

659
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,960
I mean, I don't come from like a
entertainment family or 

660
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,560
anything. 
So I can't imagine like what 

661
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,680
it's like to see your parent 
like and people reacting to 

662
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,520
them. 
Yeah, well, my dad was a 

663
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,080
motorbike racer. 
My dad's on the podcast and 

664
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:44,680
stuff and he, he was a motorbike
racer like locally. 

665
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,280
And when I go to like I haven't 
been in years and neither really

666
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,400
is he. 
If we go to like a road racing 

667
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,760
event, he's like the font. 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

668
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,920
Wow. 
But I obviously never really saw

669
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,560
him race. 
Yeah, because he stopped when I 

670
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,960
was when I was really young. 
But but that, that it's weird, 

671
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,400
like people you know, yeah, pop 
off for him and stuff. 

672
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,560
That's kind of nice, yeah. 
Is it cool to see? 

673
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,200
It's cool to see and my dad and 
we talked about in the pod, my 

674
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,680
dad's like 74 really bad in 
people's names. 

675
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,960
He's got memory issues, so it's 
really fun to see my dad 

676
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,560
sometimes just attempt people's 
name. 

677
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,400
I always tell him just say like 
hello. 

678
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,920
Yeah, you don't need it because 
it's somebody vaguely have met 

679
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,160
like me saying to you in 
Edinburgh. 

680
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,760
My dad would remember that and 
then try and remember this 

681
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,280
person's name that he met once. 
And I'm like, but he'll make he 

682
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,880
does this thing where he like 
will just do a noise that he 

683
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,080
tricks you into thinking he 
might have said your name right.

684
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,240
But I always tell him just say 
hello. 

685
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,680
But my dad just like does this 
like murmur of an and like no 

686
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,440
one's ever not looked at me 
beside him and going. 

687
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,680
You should also I mean, you got 
a wing man for him in that 

688
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,240
situation and be like hi, I'm 
Shane, you know, like and and 

689
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,000
then so that they have to say 
their name to you. 

690
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,440
That's what I tell people 
because I I had a baby and then 

691
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,160
my memory just died. 
Baby brain. 

692
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I and they say
it's your memory is supposed to 

693
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,880
come back, but mine hasn't, so I
don't know it either. 

694
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,600
That's either a lie or I'm 
broken, which could be true, but

695
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,360
the baby, the. 
Baby's getting to go, getting to

696
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,040
go everywhere. 
Yeah, the baby's everywhere. 

697
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,720
And she, it really freaks her 
out. 

698
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,600
The first time I did like a 
guest hosting week on The Daily 

699
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,360
Show and she was like, this is 
like last November. 

700
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,080
So she was, I don't know, like 
10 months old or something. 

701
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,520
And she saw me on ATV screen and
she like just started to cry. 

702
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,920
She was like, I don't understand
what's going on. 

703
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,880
Like why is she there and not? 
But she's not there. 

704
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,600
She's there but she's not there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

705
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,240
But now she's like seen me a 
couple times, like seen videos 

706
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,600
and stuff and she's like. 
Yeah, yeah. 

707
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,040
Hey. 
Yeah, yeah. 

708
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,760
So yeah, it's. 
Has it changed too much as a 

709
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,160
comic? 
Yeah, it really has. 

710
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,280
It's also I do a little bit of 
this in my set, but I think the 

711
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,480
biggest mental change is that I 
really like and I'm very 

712
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,280
grateful to be on stage now. 
Like I've always been grateful 

713
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,840
to be on stage, but like in a 
very different way now where I'm

714
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:15,239
like, I'm, it's just nice to be 
able to like be me, you know, 

715
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:19,120
like she can't, I can't like, 
but she's with someone else. 

716
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,120
Someone else is helping and 
taking care of her. 

717
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,040
And like I, I don't have that 
responsibility. 

718
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,520
So I just get to be me and do 
jokes. 

719
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,760
And it's also made me a bit more
fearless on stage where it's 

720
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,600
like, I don't care. 
I'm like, just legitimately 

721
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,639
happy to be here. 
Like it don't like it, you know,

722
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:40,080
So it's, it's, it's been really 
good. 

723
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,080
And it's also, I mean, it's like
a constant stream of material, 

724
00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:45,800
so. 
Yeah, I think it really helped 

725
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,159
me. 
I never, I understood that 

726
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:51,280
phrase, people saying like, you 
know, like you, you, you, you 

727
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,679
realise like who you are or you,
you, you know yourself better 

728
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,240
and that kind of thing. 
And I think it's that translated

729
00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:02,600
to me like on and off stage. 
Like I think I'm way more 

730
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,720
comfortable just like being me 
on stage. 

731
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,240
Yeah. 
Being like a little bit weirder 

732
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,680
and trying different things. 
And beforehand, that was maybe 

733
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,480
trying to be the the sort of 
comedian that like broadcasters 

734
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,200
would like or commissioners on 
television and that kind of 

735
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,920
thing. 
Whereas now I'm very much like 

736
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,640
wanting to take risks and act 
and talk about things never 

737
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,560
talked about before and all that
kind of stuff. 

738
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,280
So that coincided with the exact
time we had kids. 

739
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,560
So I don't think that's a 
coincidence. 

740
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,520
Yeah. 
I mean, I'm sure you probably 

741
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:38,320
feel and even seen the response 
that you're like, because I feel

742
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,760
like in stand up, the more 
authentic you are to yourself 

743
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:45,680
and the more you develop your 
own point of view, the like the 

744
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,240
better your stand up gets 
because it's even like there's 

745
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,040
only so many premises, right? 
Like a lot of us have a lot of 

746
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,520
we're talking about the same 
things, but like you having a 

747
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,920
unique point of view on it and 
like authentically, like you're 

748
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,120
going to find people that are 
like, that's what I think, you 

749
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,480
know, And that's I think that's 
yeah, I mean, all of of us are 

750
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,200
trying to like, especially early
on, trying to please different 

751
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,120
people and whatever. 
And then when you've really 

752
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,360
like. 
And almost like maybe at the 

753
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,520
very start, like almost be 
without ripping off material 

754
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,800
trying to be another act that 
you like or you. 

755
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,720
Watch emulate them, right. 
Like, I mean, even like, you 

756
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,560
know, Chappelle talks about it 
where he, you know, used to like

757
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,160
see Tony Woods perform and he 
would kind of like try to do 

758
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,640
like a little bit of what he was
doing. 

759
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,840
It's like you need an example, 
you know, and then and then you 

760
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,040
kind of make it into your own. 
But yeah, I really do think. 

761
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,080
It should be for a lot of 
people. 

762
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,960
They act, they mimic almost at 
the start. 

763
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,680
The way they dress and talk and 
stuff is someone they're very 

764
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,400
close to. 
And mine was difficult because 

765
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,720
mine was Cedric the entertainer.
But. 

766
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,640
We cut to like old photos of you
like just like drowning in a 

767
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,440
huge suit a. 
Big Red. 

768
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:57,000
Yeah, way past the knuckle. 
I know what I'm wearing from a 

769
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,880
next door. 
Yeah, I would love to do that. 

770
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,280
Just like a real throwback suit 
and never address it. 

771
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,840
Yeah, never just walk out in 
that like just. 

772
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,840
Too many layers too. 
Too many shoulders like the just

773
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:14,840
be real big shoulders and just. 
Now you live in your base a lot 

774
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,600
of time, Barcelona and the 
Barcelona for the first time in 

775
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,960
December. 
Oh, really? 

776
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,000
Yeah. 
Are you playing? 

777
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,080
The clubhouse. 
Great. 

778
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,360
I love the clubhouse. 
It's like, first of all, I, I 

779
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,440
went to Barcelona and then I, I 
didn't realise there was an 

780
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,040
English comedy scene there. 
Yeah. 

781
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,400
And then I wanted to do stand 
up. 

782
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,320
So I just googled like English 
comedy Barcelona and it led me 

783
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,040
to the clubhouse and it was 
great. 

784
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,520
And then at that point they were
still in this like they were 

785
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,240
actually like in the bottom of 
like an Irish bar. 

786
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:46,360
But like now they have their own
space. 

787
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,000
And it's like, it's like you 
couldn't use like you fit like 

788
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,280
70 people in there. 
And it's like, it's where I 

789
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,840
developed most of my material 
now. 

790
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,120
And it's been absolutely amazing
because the crowds there too are

791
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,080
like, you know, you'll have some
people like some, some Catalans,

792
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,360
some Spanish people, some like, 
you know, you always get like a 

793
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:07,800
like a weird mix of like people 
from Denmark and you know, like,

794
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,640
I don't know, so many other 
places. 

795
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,520
There's a lot more countries. 
I just can't think. 

796
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,760
Of it, you know, with the baby 
room thing, you were struggling.

797
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,800
I went to jump in with another 
place and couldn't give 

798
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,400
anything. 
I was like, yeah, there 

799
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,480
definitely is Denmark. 
Denmark definitely. 

800
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,520
Like I'm sure of that. 
And we're like countries, 

801
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,480
countries, countries. 
But I I'm doing it in the South.

802
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,520
I've never gigged there. 
I don't even think I've been. 

803
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,640
I've been so many places in 
Spain, but never Barcelona. 

804
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,160
Yeah. 
Why? 

805
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,680
Why? 
What does it you like? 

806
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,440
What Barcelona is kept? 
There was just a guy there. 

807
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,320
There was a guy there. 
And so I went and I, you know, 

808
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,960
you know, just stayed with him 
so but. 

809
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,760
You love the city. 
I do love the city. 

810
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,640
I love the city. 
It's like it's coming from New 

811
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,240
York. 
Barcelona is like, not a city, 

812
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,600
right? 
It's a city, but it's not a 

813
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,000
city. 
It just feels so much more 

814
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,880
relaxed and like, yeah, I mean, 
just the pace of life in Europe 

815
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,960
is different anyway, But like, 
it's a super walkable. 

816
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,680
The weather's amazing, like the 
whole year. 

817
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,880
Yeah. 
And yeah, I mean, like, and then

818
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,320
the fact on top of that that I 
could do as much comedy as I 

819
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,960
wanted to has just been really 
great. 

820
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:16,120
Unlike obviously, if you're, you
know, if you're in New York or, 

821
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,360
or a big city in America, you're
going to get people coming up to

822
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,360
you and wanting to say hello and
talk about special or a joke 

823
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,960
that they've seen. 
What, what kind of reaction do 

824
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,400
you get on a daily basis when 
you're when you're in Barcelona?

825
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,720
Like I'll have like one or two 
people be like, oh, I love your 

826
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,600
comedy. 
You're like, oh, and then 

827
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,760
there's some people that are 
like, you're the person from 

828
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:40,480
Instagram and I'm like, I don't 
know, am I, you know, But yeah, 

829
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,200
I mean, it's like it's it's kind
of steadily like increasing. 

830
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,440
I'm also like pretty unique 
looking, especially in in 

831
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,360
Barcelona. 
Like there's not a lot of people

832
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,720
that are have curly red hair 
there also. 

833
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,120
I'm so sorry. 
My hair is so wet. 

834
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,400
I had. 
You said that at the start and 

835
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,840
it's changed throughout. 
Yeah, I mean, it's going to keep

836
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,920
drying. 
I was like really banking on it 

837
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,320
being totally dry for when the 
show starts later. 

838
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,320
But we're. 
The opposite problem, you have a

839
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,000
distinctive. 
You have like you're saying you 

840
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,960
have a distinctive look. 
I'm the opposite. 

841
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,760
I look like everybody in the 
world. 

842
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,360
Yeah, if I had, if I had to 
describe you, I'd just be like, 

843
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,360
man, Brownish. 
You say, mom, the amount of 

844
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,160
people who just send me pictures
of Ellen on a daily basis is the

845
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,880
worst on Glenn. 
Lesbian. 

846
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,240
Glenn Close. 
I love an Ellen when I get some 

847
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,280
pictures. 
You have some similar features 

848
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,840
to Glenn Close. 
Yeah. 

849
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,840
Not in like you look like a 
woman way, just you could be her

850
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,680
son. 
Yeah. 

851
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,920
Yeah, I get, oh, I just have 
this face feel where like 

852
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:48,160
people, I I look a bit like so 
many people and like have a bit 

853
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,800
of my show at the minute of you 
couldn't guess where I'm from. 

854
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,400
Like I could be from so many 
places just with like my face. 

855
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,440
And even if you went to like, 
when you're in America, even 

856
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,680
with your accent, I'm sure 
there's so many people that are 

857
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,960
like, where's that accent? 
Yeah, exactly. 

858
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:08,280
But the the thing with like 
Ellen and stuff, I try like 

859
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,280
couple weeks ago you are trying 
new things. 

860
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,400
I've, I've always been a quick 
guy for the last best part of 10

861
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:20,560
years, trademark style. 
God forbid, God forbid I try 

862
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,560
something different. 
I went to my Barber in Hollywood

863
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,200
and from, but 10 minutes were 
here and I said, listen, I 

864
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,120
won't, we're losing the quiff. 
And he couldn't believe it. 

865
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:35,840
And so I, I, I got my hair cut a
little bit shorter and I sort of

866
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,680
gave, he sort of gave me like a 
fringe, like a brushed it down. 

867
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:45,400
I, we put up a podcast clip with
me with that hair and someone 

868
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,920
wrote and it's like the most 
liked comment on anything I've 

869
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,480
ever done. 
Terrible lesbian mode activated 

870
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:57,640
because my hair was like this. 
You you should you should have 

871
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,440
on like, were you the actually 
were you the person at Ellen who

872
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,680
was mean the whole time? 
I get. 

873
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,040
Yeah, I get. 
I just get so many. 

874
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,920
Like I just have a very generic 
face. 

875
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,000
Well, you know, I get because of
the red hair. 

876
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,560
I get Carrot Top, right? 
Yeah. 

877
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,840
And I'm like, I'm like, we look 
nothing alike. 

878
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,880
Like it's not even his hair is 
crazy. 

879
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,280
Like you, I would never think 
you were Carrot Top, right? 

880
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,680
Are you related? 
Yeah, yeah, people are always 

881
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,040
like, oh look, Carrot Top's not 
ageing well and I'm like, I 

882
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,120
guys. 
No, he he's he's the more 

883
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,720
extreme 1. 
Like that's what that's, yeah. 

884
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,200
Like, I'm like, I'm not on 
steroids, you know? 

885
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,320
Here's a. 
Here's a. 

886
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,640
But I'm not opposed to being on 
stairwell either, you know? 

887
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,280
It just seems like a lot of 
admin. 

888
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I just, I don't know, it seems 

889
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,160
easier not to be on stairwell. 
He's a very, he's a very, he's a

890
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,080
very big face. 
Yeah, he's got a big face. 

891
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,200
He's. 
Got but here is axe green and 

892
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:50,040
like. 
A a super wide yeah grin. 

893
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:54,280
And you know, I've actually, 
I've heard people say that, you 

894
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,200
know, because most people will 
like kind of shit on prop 

895
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:01,120
comics, but I've heard, I've 
never heard a person say his act

896
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,480
is bad, right? 
Everyone's like, you actually 

897
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,920
got to see Carrot. 
Top right. 

898
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,400
Yeah, yeah. 
So yeah, call me Carrot Top. 

899
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,080
That must be fun for him because
yeah, the jet, the compliment is

900
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,440
like, you're actually, you're 
good. 

901
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,440
Right, yeah, I was expecting 
this to be kind of shitty, and 

902
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,640
it wasn't. 
Have you met? 

903
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,560
You've never met Carrot. 
Top. 

904
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,000
I've never met him. 
Who's been it? 

905
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,720
Because you've done so many, 
like high profile shows, like 

906
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:22,720
all the talk shows and 
everything. 

907
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,720
Who's been the person you've 
seen in an audience or met 

908
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,880
backstage that's really thrown 
you? 

909
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,360
As in like that person's in or 
you see them at the front row of

910
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,000
a gig or whatever. 
Well, so when I was working at 

911
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,040
late night, Seth, we had on as a
guest one night was Carol 

912
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:43,040
Burnett and she's. 
Tiger King. 

913
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,280
Oh no. 
No, the lady from Tiger King 

914
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:52,240
Carol Bask. 
Carol Burnett is a legendary 

915
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:58,840
comedian from the 70s who had a 
Carol Burnett show and she also 

916
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:03,480
then opened up a tiger compound 
and killed her husband maybe. 

917
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,880
Allegedly. 
Well that's weird because I get 

918
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,040
them confused because when I 
watched that documentary I was 

919
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,440
like she should have stuck to 
the stand up. 

920
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:14,160
Yeah, but she's, I mean, like I 
she has this sketch show on that

921
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,280
was like absolutely like no one 
was doing. 

922
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,240
Like she was the only woman to 
do it. 

923
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,880
Like it was really amazing. 
And like, I was like, I, I 

924
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,960
wanted to meet her, but I, I 
couldn't, you know, yeah, yeah. 

925
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,480
And then the other person that 
like, and I've seen her a couple

926
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,960
Times Now, like I know her, but 
every time I get kind of like, 

927
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,720
it's Erykah Badu because she's 
just, yeah, there we go. 

928
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:44,000
Also owns tigers. 
No, I can't. 

929
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:48,480
Every time I see her, I get 
like, I just get, she's like the

930
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,720
ultimate woman. 
She has this like ethereal like.

931
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,040
She's like a queen, kind of, 
isn't she? 

932
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,400
Yeah, like she's like, she's 
like this super like she just 

933
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,040
owns her own body so much. 
And she has like a very like 

934
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,640
distinct style and like, and 
it's all completely her, right. 

935
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:09,080
Like if anyone else wore it, 
you'd be like, what are you 

936
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,480
doing? 
And when she wears it, you're 

937
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:18,000
like, that looks amazing. 
Like she's just like when when 

938
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,960
like men, when they like they 
feel like emasculated, you know,

939
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,200
like I feel that way as like the
female version of that when I 

940
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,480
see her, like where I'm just 
like, I'm not a woman. 

941
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:32,160
You're a woman, you know, like 
it's just, it's she's and it's 

942
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,880
like, it's even worse because 
like I, I know her. 

943
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,440
I've spent time with her and 
like, I still like every time I 

944
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,800
see her, I feel like I'm like, 
hi, hi, how are you? 

945
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:44,920
It's so you're so cool. 
And when you, you know, when you

946
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,480
do such, you know, high profile 
shows and, and, and all that 

947
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,960
kind of thing, the the attention
that comes from that people 

948
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,720
coming up to you, you love this,
love that. 

949
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:59,480
And I, I feel like here, like 
here as in like Ireland and UK 

950
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:04,560
and stuff, the positive and 
negative isn't while either way.

951
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,040
Yeah, but it seemed like from 
the outside in the fields, like 

952
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,800
in America, both of them. 
And I could be totally wrong. 

953
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,320
Both those things are way more 
extreme. 

954
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,040
So the people who are like 
really into you doing something 

955
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,760
or like so enthusiastic and so 
into it. 

956
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,320
And then the opposite of like if
people hate something like that,

957
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,320
that that's like scary. 
Yeah. 

958
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,040
Like here it'll just be like a 
comment being like sweet quiff, 

959
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,080
you wanker, you know, but like, 
I'm not not direct quote, but 

960
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,800
but but here just seems a bit 
more like that, you know, both 

961
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,320
are just almost like fun. 
Whereas America, it seems like 

962
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,800
especially like if if if you're 
making political jokes or 

963
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,640
anything like that. 
Yeah, he's a bit. 

964
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,320
Well, it's like, you know, I did
the White House Correspondents 

965
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,080
dinner and people got like, 
really angry at that and like 

966
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,760
it, you know, I mean, like, 
really mad, like. 

967
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,000
In the room. 
In the in the room, they got 

968
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,960
like very like, you know, and 
it's like, yeah, making fun of 

969
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,160
you. 
Like you deserve to be made fun 

970
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,400
of. 
All sorts of roast. 

971
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,800
That's what we're doing here. 
And I really just don't think 

972
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,560
they expected a woman to go in, 
you know, because like, even 

973
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,240
right before I started, I was 
doing like this sound check. 

974
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:16,200
And the woman who was organising
at all, she was like, what's 

975
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,880
your gown look like? 
Because it's very dressy. 

976
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,480
It's black tie, right? 
And I go, I'm I'm actually 

977
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,800
wearing a suit and she goes me 
too. 

978
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,280
I'm wearing pants, you know, my 
little stick it to the man. 

979
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,640
And I was like, Oh my God, you 
have no idea what's coming. 

980
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:33,280
I wrote really mean things. 
And did you, did you know as you

981
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,520
were performing that that 
backlash would come? 

982
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,840
Like, could you feel it in the 
room? 

983
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,560
Would you like? 
You know, I knew they were going

984
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,080
to like I knew I was doing like 
I knew what I was doing. 

985
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:47,320
I just the joke they decided to 
get the most mad at. 

986
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:51,240
I was like, that's like the nice
one of the nicest jokes in the 

987
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:54,520
whole set. 
Like, but I mean, you know, it's

988
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,520
obvious that they were just 
trying to like make something 

989
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,160
else the story. 
So it's like, because, you know,

990
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,400
like, I called them out for, 
like, everyone's profiting off 

991
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,640
of Trump. 
Like, you love him or hate him, 

992
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,840
you're putting him on and you're
all profiting because he makes 

993
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,720
you a lot of money. 
Yeah. 

994
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,960
And. 
It's so bad if if you're in the 

995
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,600
audience, then the camera's on 
you at that joke, you know? 

996
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,520
It's so uncomfortable. 
Yeah, they were like, I mean, I 

997
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,200
literally saw people like some 
people like were laughing and 

998
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,200
then other people at their 
tables be like stop, you know? 

999
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,040
But I, I knew the room was going
to get quiet, right? 

1000
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,360
Like I knew it was going to like
tense up, but then, yeah, then 

1001
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,200
like just general public people 
got like so angry, like even to 

1002
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,280
the point where still today 
they'd be like, oh, aren't you 

1003
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,560
like the, you know, the bitch 
from the correspondents dinner? 

1004
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,960
And I'm like, yeah, I. 
Like when that when the show 

1005
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,520
itself was over, were things 
cordial? 

1006
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:50,200
Was it like, you know? 
There was so it was like, it was

1007
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,800
like a very, like, there was 
like a heaviness, you know, 

1008
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,160
like, and like I was very aware 
of what. 

1009
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,760
Did you feel that heaviness was 
all on you or everyone? 

1010
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,240
I felt like everyone was kind of
like, right, They were like all 

1011
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:05,080
mad at me. 
And then like Sarah Huckabee 

1012
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,200
Sanders, the press secretary who
was there instead of Trump. 

1013
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,000
And then it like, you know, 
we're leaving and I just go 

1014
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:14,960
goodnight, you know, like in 
that very like bitchy woman way 

1015
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,440
where it's like take care, you 
know, and. 

1016
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,600
That's actually just the way I 
say goodbye. 

1017
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,760
So now I realise that's a bit 
you. 

1018
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,960
One way I say goodbye. 
Well, as a lesbian, you should 

1019
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:31,440
know these things. 
But yeah, so like I yeah, but 

1020
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,880
there is like there, I find that
people, there are like a lot of 

1021
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,840
people in America, they, they 
don't really know the right way 

1022
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,160
to compliment you. 
Or it's like, especially as like

1023
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,480
a woman, I find like a lot of 
men come up to me and they're 

1024
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,720
like, my wife loves you. 
And it's like, dude, you could 

1025
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,640
just say you like me or not. 
Like I I'm not gonna, if I feel 

1026
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,160
like men feel like they have to 
be like my wife. 

1027
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,080
By the way, I'm married. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1028
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:55,600
And. 
I'm like. 

1029
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,920
Yeah, yeah. 
I'm like, I'm like, what did you

1030
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,920
think was gonna happen? 
You were gonna be like, I like 

1031
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,680
you and I was gonna be like, 
well, now we have to have sex 

1032
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,640
and you'd be like, no, but I 
have a wife. 

1033
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,400
I'm so sorry. 
You know, like. 

1034
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,760
And did you like was it, I guess
Twitter would have been the app 

1035
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,080
then where like you do you see 
the reaction? 

1036
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,880
Yeah, it was it was Twitter and 
Instagram and like there was 

1037
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,520
like, I mean, I think I went up 
and followers by like a couple 

1038
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:25,680
100,000 you know, that night and
I and then yeah, a lot of 

1039
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,880
reactions on Twitter, a lot of 
reactions on Instagram and I. 

1040
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,720
We we did a roast for my friend 
who's a comic. 

1041
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,960
It was just all local comedians 
and it's first time we've all 

1042
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,080
done something like that. 
And I was really, really excited

1043
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,800
for it. 
But the nerves are totally 

1044
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,800
different to any stand up nerves
I've had before. 

1045
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,080
It's it's, it's, it's an edgy 
nerves and it's AI. 

1046
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,600
Don't know. 
There was just like everyone 

1047
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,480
that's sort of 10 minutes 
before. 

1048
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,400
I'm a just where I go on stage. 
I want to chat, you know, I like

1049
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,040
to yeah, talk and be relaxed. 
And you know, I can't. 

1050
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,520
I don't understand when you see 
people are like, I just want to 

1051
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,000
piece. 
Yeah, I don't get that. 

1052
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,680
Everyone was pacing 10 minutes 
before. 

1053
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,640
Everyone just went very quiet. 
Yeah. 

1054
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,880
And like it was just, it was 
small talk and it was really 

1055
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,520
awkward. 
Ro self was great, but a bit 

1056
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,360
like the boxing. 
I'd never do it again, I don't 

1057
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,640
think. 
Yeah, I loved it. 

1058
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,520
I loved it. 
And for that reason, I was like,

1059
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:20,360
I've had a good experience doing
this, right. 

1060
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,440
I won't do it again. 
Yeah. 

1061
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:25,480
Do you think the tension was 
coming from, like, being worried

1062
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,200
people are going to get offended
at your jokes or the fact that 

1063
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:31,240
it was like, because I get, I 
think the most nervous I get on 

1064
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:34,920
stage is when there's comedians 
I know and like, you know, 

1065
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,360
either on the same show or in 
the audience. 

1066
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:41,120
And I feel like that's in a row 
situations like, obviously you 

1067
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,480
want to like, have great jokes, 
but not like, yeah, you know, 

1068
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,520
hurt a friend. 
Yeah, I think it was, it was 

1069
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,880
both. 
It was like, I'm going to go up 

1070
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,160
and I know what I've written. 
I've got to go up and say this, 

1071
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,760
but you and I don't know if 
you're prepared for that or are 

1072
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,440
we all on the same level? 
Because we, we had a WhatsApp 

1073
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,880
group for it and it was set at 
start by the admin. 

1074
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,840
Like, look, is there anything 
totally off limits here, right? 

1075
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,720
Especially stuff around kids or 
or family. 

1076
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:09,920
If, if most of us were like, 
everything's on the table, but a

1077
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,760
couple of people had to think 
whether they, you know, they had

1078
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,240
day jobs. 
Maybe it's something to do with 

1079
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,360
that, right? 
That's no problem. 

1080
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,680
But it, it was just that feeling
of like, I hope we're all on the

1081
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,800
same page here and that. 
And then also it was kind of 

1082
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,240
like I started getting nervous 
that the audience would get 

1083
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,920
offended, kind of like what 
you're saying of maybe the 

1084
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,240
people even in the room aren't 
that offended, but it's not 

1085
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,680
being told like, you should be 
offended at this, you know? 

1086
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,680
Yeah, Yeah. 
So there was definitely like I 

1087
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,320
was on 1st. 
So there was like a bit of a 

1088
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,760
when the audience were on side, 
it was great. 

1089
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,520
But at the start, they just 
didn't know because they they 

1090
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,640
know we were comedians together,
but they don't know. 

1091
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,920
Hey, I'm best friends with a lot
of these people. 

1092
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,240
Yeah. 
Or at the very least we know 

1093
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,320
each other well. 
Yeah. 

1094
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,320
Yeah, but that's like, that's 
when, I mean, one of the reasons

1095
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,600
the correspondence dinner isn't 
actually a good roast is because

1096
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
roast, at the heart of it, 
you're supposed to be roasting 

1097
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,240
people you like, you know, like 
you're supposed to be doing 

1098
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,960
with, like it's mean, but you're
doing it with a certain, like, 

1099
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,280
joy because it's just like us as
comedians and we make fun of 

1100
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,560
each other all the time. 
Like, you go after each other 

1101
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:12,080
constantly and it's when it's 
your friend, it's good. 

1102
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,120
But like, it's the 
correspondents dinner. 

1103
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,920
It's like you versus the 
government. 

1104
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,000
Yeah. 
You know, like, and the powers 

1105
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,720
that be. 
And so like, you can either be 

1106
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:22,120
like really nice or you can be 
like, well, this is my 

1107
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,400
opportunity to say you guys 
suck. 

1108
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,520
Yeah. 
Which I don't know, maybe you 

1109
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,720
love the government, but oh, 
here. 

1110
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:32,040
No, I mean my. 
Oh, here just two starters. 

1111
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,480
Here, Yeah, yeah. 
Complex thing here. 

1112
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,840
Yeah, I know. 
I tried to learn a little bit 

1113
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,080
about they. 
Weren't here for years. 

1114
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,760
The what? 
They're just chilling for years.

1115
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,520
Yeah, yeah, they weren't there. 
The government, yeah. 

1116
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,840
No, they're just. 
I'm not making that up. 

1117
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,640
They were just, they're just 
not. 

1118
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,640
They were like getting paid and 
stuff, but they were just 

1119
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,680
chilling at home. 
Yeah. 

1120
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,640
And I think this was just after 
COVID, so it wasn't even like 

1121
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,000
they're working from home, 
right? 

1122
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,920
They're just like playing 
PlayStation stuff. 

1123
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,160
Yeah, they're just like there's 
not it. 

1124
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,680
Seems like things are fine, 
yeah? 

1125
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,320
But we have, we have like we 
have obviously like quite tribal

1126
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,200
politics here. 
Yeah. 

1127
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,680
So it's a whole different thing.
Yeah. 

1128
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,680
So you so you going up against 
the government, you can't really

1129
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,720
do because they're so polar up. 
You can go up against this side 

1130
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:16,160
and that side, Yeah. 
But everyone's united in taking 

1131
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,480
the whole institution is a bit 
shit. 

1132
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,480
Yeah. 
But it's very like the bite, you

1133
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,280
know? 
You know, in America, you know, 

1134
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,120
there's just the president, 
whereas here the two major 

1135
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,720
parties from the Catholic and 
Protestant side nominate the 

1136
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:30,720
office of First Minister. 
So it's like they're both. 

1137
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:33,040
There, so you both you, you, 
there's two. 

1138
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,560
Kind of the 1st and deputy first
minister, so they kind of share 

1139
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,480
the title. 
So they're kind of like. 

1140
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,520
So everyone has like each side 
kind of has their own guy. 

1141
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:43,800
Yeah, exactly. 
But I, I don't like that used to

1142
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,560
be the thing about comedy here, 
like that's all that it was, 

1143
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:51,240
because it was, it just 
dominated everything in society.

1144
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:55,280
Here it was so much news and but
now we're kind of moving. 

1145
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,080
So comedy is is a lot different 
here. 

1146
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:02,240
That's why comedians from here 
couldn't really have gone 

1147
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:05,840
anywhere else to do gigs because
there was that much happening 

1148
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,680
here and the audience wanted to 
hear about that, right? 

1149
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:12,720
So they would comedians here in 
the 80s and 90s would would be 

1150
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:15,280
going to go like we'll be doing 
a show tonight and there might 

1151
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,400
have been a bomb in Belfast on 
the same day. 

1152
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:22,360
So they would do their show 
about that and it's so 

1153
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,640
impressive because they were all
turning material over same day, 

1154
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,760
same week. 
But that kind of was to the 

1155
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,360
detriment of and and stand up 
wasn't what it is now where the 

1156
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,160
the opportunities weren't there 
to go, go away and do it. 

1157
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,360
So it's a, it's funny because 
like you, you go do shows in 

1158
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,680
America or somewhere and people 
from home will will come and 

1159
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,920
then one guy will always text 
you after and be like, could 

1160
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,720
have done with a bit more of 
that Belfast stuff. 

1161
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,040
You know, why didn't you talk 
about that? 

1162
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,640
And I'm like. 
Because I'm in Massachusetts. 

1163
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,080
Only you would get it. 
I made a joke there's with a 

1164
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,720
shopping centre called the 
Castle Court Shopping Centre. 

1165
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:57,840
A guy at the show when somewhere
in the West Coast, maybe San 

1166
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:01,720
Francisco, was like, I thought 
to be more of the local stuff. 

1167
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,720
Well there, I mean we're not 
local anymore. 

1168
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,600
Like that's not local. 
And I said I'm hardly going to 

1169
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,240
do stuff with the Classic Court 
shopping centre. 

1170
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,240
And the guy went missed 
opportunity. 

1171
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,760
I was like, it's it's, it's not,
it's not a missed opportunity. 

1172
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,160
Did you? 
Was there like a in that time, 

1173
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,040
we were like, comedians have 
like the freedom to talk about 

1174
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,480
whatever they wanted. 
Or they would have got up. 

1175
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,520
And I've been lucky enough to 
have some of these comedians on 

1176
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,600
the podcast and people I grew up
watching and asking about this 

1177
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:32,000
kind of thing. 
They, they were saying the 

1178
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,960
things that journalists and, and
politicians weren't like, they 

1179
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,680
were, it was, it was fearless 
and they were, they were 

1180
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,480
risking, like they were risking 
their lives and they were making

1181
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:45,800
jokes about paramilitary 
organisations and, and criminal 

1182
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:50,000
figures. 
And they, they and they somehow 

1183
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,080
these people that they were 
making jokes are like, like, 

1184
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,560
kind of like, not that they 
liked it, but there was a sense 

1185
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,560
of OK, like, you know, they 
appreciate the balls of it. 

1186
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,400
So. 
So yeah, they were. 

1187
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,960
Interesting. 
That would have been really, 

1188
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,120
really. 
I mean, that's like, that's like

1189
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,280
comedy edits like, yeah, you 
know, like where you're like, Oh

1190
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,000
yeah, you're like the. 
That's what when it's at its 

1191
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,600
best, it's like, you know, like 
you're. 

1192
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,040
Yeah, it was stuff that was 
happening on the day. 

1193
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,640
Yeah, by default, there would 
have been people that they were 

1194
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,240
talking about in the audience or
their family or whatever. 

1195
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:22,680
And they. 
Yeah. 

1196
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,160
They would just do it. 
Wow. 

1197
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,320
I wouldn't do it in a million 
years. 

1198
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,000
I mean, it's if you're probably 
terrifying, yeah. 

1199
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,960
I mean, like I, it was, you 
know, for me it's like, it's 

1200
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,840
easy to go up against like the, 
I mean the government and the 

1201
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:39,480
media because it's like, I don't
know, it's other than like some 

1202
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,880
like, you know, words on the 
Internet or whatever. 

1203
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,240
There's like, there's no real 
risk, you know, Like, that's not

1204
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,400
like people. 
Are you guys, are you guys are 

1205
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,440
modelled there? 
Like, no, I mean, like there is,

1206
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,200
there's don't, there's a tonne 
of political tension and like 

1207
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,720
people will, everyone wants you 
to be on one side or the other. 

1208
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,560
And like, you know, like, I 
mean, I come from the, you know,

1209
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,640
I think, I think our entire 
government is bullshit. 

1210
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:04,880
You know, like the right, the 
left. 

1211
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,160
It's like, as I was like Veep is
one of my favourite shows ever 

1212
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,480
because I love that she played a
Democrat and they showed how 

1213
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:16,600
like Democratic politicians are 
also just bullshitting you too, 

1214
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:20,640
you know? 
So it's like I, you know, but 

1215
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,880
we, there's also, you know, 
America's just, there's so much 

1216
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,640
tension right there. 
We're so mad at each other and 

1217
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,120
ourselves. 
And I don't know, I mean, we'll 

1218
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,360
see what happens in a couple 
weeks. 

1219
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:35,760
But yeah, I mean, whatever, 
there's the election's going to 

1220
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,680
happen in America and people 
aren't going to be like, all 

1221
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,120
right, well, I guess we've all 
decided, you know, like, there's

1222
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,840
not going to be like some 
peaceful, you know, like the 

1223
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,400
majority, majority wins. 
And this is just how democracy 

1224
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,960
works. 
Like it's not going to. 

1225
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,200
Do you see like the more that 
that is that part of the like 

1226
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:58,320
part of the reason why you would
want to be in Europe more and 

1227
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,040
and you'd want to just, or have 
you always kind of felt like 

1228
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,440
that if you always wanted to 
explore a place? 

1229
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,120
Well, I mean, I think there's, 
there's always been like a 

1230
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:11,800
certain romanticism about Europe
for me, but I do think like it's

1231
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,240
don't give me, I love to go back
and gig in America, You know, I,

1232
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:19,240
I, I, I really appreciate the 
audience there. 

1233
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,240
And like, it's also, you know, 
it's my home, right? 

1234
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,040
But I, I think there's a lot 
more. 

1235
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,520
I want to be like a, a comedian 
of the world, you know, like, 

1236
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:34,760
and I, I think like Europe is so
interesting because it's, it's a

1237
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,360
smaller place with so many 
different, you know, countries 

1238
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:42,480
and cultures and just a tonne of
opportunities. 

1239
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,520
And it the, I think like the 
more I mean, you know, this, the

1240
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:49,200
more people you meet, they're 
like even like it's not even 

1241
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,640
that like some places aren't 
even that different, but like 

1242
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:57,000
just knowing that like, oh, they
make their you know, whatever 

1243
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,480
with I'm trying to think of a 
food, but I can't like, you 

1244
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,760
know, no. 
No, no, we can definitely think 

1245
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,200
of 1 croissant, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1246
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,640
It's like, oh, they, they have 
a, they have a croissant and the

1247
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,200
other people have like a, a 
Danish or, you know, like, 

1248
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,640
whatever. 
It has to be Danish. 

1249
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,160
You've come back to Denmark 
twice. 

1250
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,280
You. 
Had to go back to Denmark. 

1251
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,640
I have to. 
I know Denmark exists. 

1252
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,840
There's countries in Europe and 
there's Denmark. 

1253
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,960
The Danish team with me 
listeners fucking buzzing. 

1254
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,520
They love it. 
Soon to be the biggest biggest 

1255
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,040
community in Denmark. 
Yeah, I like Denmark, but I have

1256
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,360
an issue with the Oslo was the 
Tour show this year. 

1257
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,520
We had the Council. 
Wait, as it was. 

1258
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:38,120
The No Milan. 
The neither of those places are 

1259
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,520
in Denmark. 
Oh, but no, I'm just saying I 

1260
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,320
have an issue with Scandinavia. 
Oh, thank you very much. 

1261
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,080
I'll take an apology from 
everyone in this room. 

1262
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:50,640
Thank you. 
I said Denmark, OK, but yeah, 

1263
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,480
Oslo and Milan, no. 
I, I mean, I just, I know that 

1264
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,440
those aren't in Denmark, my 
beloved Denmark. 

1265
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,400
I know those aren't part of it. 
No, yeah. 

1266
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,080
I, I, I, I think it's making me 
a better comedian to be kind of 

1267
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,360
like outside because I do think 
we get a little bit as big as 

1268
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,920
America is. 
I think we get like a little 

1269
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,760
insular with like our ideas and 
politics, obviously. 

1270
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,960
And then, you know, you like, 
you come out, you, you see 

1271
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,600
different places, you perform 
different places and it just 

1272
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:19,640
expands your point of view. 
And I just, yeah, I think I, I, 

1273
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,240
I really like the different 
pacing too. 

1274
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:27,000
And I don't know, it's been, 
yeah, it's been a really, it's 

1275
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,440
been a really great experience 
for me. 

1276
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:29,560
Have you ever done a show on 
Milan? 

1277
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,360
No, but I heard that, yeah. 
You know what I mean? 

1278
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,240
Where the the good? 
Thing is, now I won't ever. 

1279
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,760
When they cancel that, the good 
thing is the ticket holders were

1280
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,400
OK about it because there was 
none of them. 

1281
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:45,400
Zero tickets. 0 tickets. 0. 
Oslo 3IN-150 seater. 

1282
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,440
Wow, those Danish bastards. 
Wow. 

1283
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,240
But I put Brussels in Yeah, 
instead of Milan. 

1284
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,760
And how was that? 
We sold sixteen well. 

1285
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,520
You know that's. 
It's a small venue and only went

1286
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,240
to sale last week. 70 seater, 
right? 

1287
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,800
Well, see, but Barcelona we're 
keeping and the rest are kind of

1288
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,840
OK, but I just try in these 
place, you know, you got to try 

1289
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,760
these places. 
You got to try you. 

1290
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,880
Got to try sometimes. 
There's only three people and 

1291
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,120
you guys say, all right, not 
now. 

1292
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:14,600
We need to figure out them what 
we'll do with a friend. 

1293
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,880
Maybe we can work like a we 
could crack it with childcare. 

1294
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,040
We're like if your shows a 
certain time, Yeah, my shows a 

1295
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,760
certain time. 
We can just have the kids be at 

1296
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,040
a certain place. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1297
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:30,720
We could do like a little. 
Same venue you're on after me or

1298
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,960
before? 
I'm OK with that. 

1299
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,360
Ideally I love to do show like 6
or 7. 

1300
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,760
Yeah, I could do seven or eight.
I don't really want to do 5 or 

1301
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:41,920
6, it's a little early for me. 
I could go 78, you go with the 

1302
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:42,760
9. 
Great. 

1303
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,240
Yeah, settled. 
So I think that would that would

1304
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,240
be ideal. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1305
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,440
And we just. 
I mean, it's going to be a busy 

1306
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:52,440
August for my wife, who now has 
three kids, but it'll be. 

1307
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,560
Fine. 
All our kids are going to get 

1308
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:54,200
along. 
It's fine. 

1309
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:54,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
It'll. 

1310
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,560
Be fine. 
Yeah, umm, I first, I really 

1311
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,560
appreciate you doing this 
podcast, but also the fact that 

1312
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,040
you just would go on stage as 
well. 

1313
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,400
Oh yeah, I. 
Like doing nothing. 

1314
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,760
A lot of comedians. 
I'm not a but I don't I don't 

1315
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:08,560
need like time before my show. 
I don't I'm not like I guys get 

1316
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,960
my thoughts together. 
My I don't. 

1317
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,640
My thoughts are either together 
or they're not. 

1318
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,760
Like you're not. 
I support a comedian not that 

1319
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:19,040
long ago who had like in the 
last say 2 years who put just 

1320
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,320
for you, just talking about 
normally. 

1321
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:25,200
And then he put an iPod in, and 
I mean an iPod with wired 

1322
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,320
headphones, which threw me off. 
Eight mile. 

1323
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:30,960
No, yeah, mile. 
Just sitting there, like I'm 

1324
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,960
going to need a couple of 
minutes and just sat there. 

1325
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,320
Who? 
This is after this podcast and. 

1326
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,040
Just sat there and went for it. 
Wow. 

1327
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,560
Yeah, Wow. 
Weird move. 

1328
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,840
Yeah. 
I mean, I used to listen to that

1329
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,520
song before track meets when I 
was in high school, but yeah, 

1330
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:48,200
that was not a comedy show. 
I don't I It seems like a quite 

1331
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,480
aggressive music. 
Yeah, to then tell. 

1332
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,720
Joe do spoken word. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1333
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,240
But Michelle, I really 
appreciate doing the part. 

1334
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,600
Loved it. 
I was delighted that you said 

1335
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,720
you would do it in the first. 
Place Yeah, You know, to be 

1336
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:03,960
honest, I always, I don't really
listen, listen to any podcasts 

1337
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,800
because I you know, when you 
like, hear stuff about people 

1338
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,520
and then you like meet them and 
you're like, did you tell me 

1339
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,040
this or did I hear this? 
Like, I just hate knowing too 

1340
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,760
much about somebody, you know, 
so I I steer away from them. 

1341
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,800
And then because I haven't done 
a lot of podcasts, I'm like, am 

1342
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,160
I bad at podcasts? 
No, it's been great. 

1343
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,600
You know, always a little bit 
self-conscious. 

1344
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,880
No, it's been great. 
Oh, good, great. 

1345
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,520
I'm I get concerned that you 
have to go on. 

1346
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,360
This always happens like we did.
We did the pod with the. 

1347
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:36,040
I think Tom was done. 
Berkridge was about to. 

1348
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,400
We were backstage. 
Yeah, he was about to go on 

1349
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,760
stage at 3 Arena in Dublin and 
he's like, no, I'm good. 

1350
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,120
And I was like, please, let's 
wrap this up you. 

1351
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,360
Need you. 
Need to go but I think. 

1352
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,600
All I have to do before I get on
stage is take off my shirts so. 

1353
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,280
I think you have a great time 
tonight. 

1354
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,600
Yeah. 
I mean, it's a brilliant room. 

1355
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,080
Yeah. 
People are excited about it. 

1356
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,360
Yeah, I'm, you know, like the 
whole thing is like, I hope to 

1357
01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,640
get to do this tour again next 
year and like, you know, build 

1358
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,600
this audience. 
Yeah, because it's a cool place.

1359
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,880
Will you be in Barcelona and 
there? 

1360
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:11,960
When are you there? 
Decem, December. 

1361
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,320
December, I'll probably be 
there. 

1362
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,680
Most likely I'll be there and 
I'll let me, I'll, I'll send me 

1363
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,760
the link to your show so we can 
make sure there's more than 

1364
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,440
three people. 
Hey, Barcelona is sold about 11.

1365
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,960
That's that's that's actually 
true. 

1366
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:27,080
Could do with way more because I
have a friend who just did 

1367
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,200
Barcelona and I say when he was 
promoting it, I was like, hey, 

1368
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,680
you say you sold it out and then
I'll go and be like, he sold it 

1369
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:34,680
out. 
You do the same for me. 

1370
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,400
Yeah, but yeah, Michelle. 
Honestly, that's all PR is 

1371
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,520
anyway, yeah. 
Thank you so much for doing the 

1372
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,560
podcast. 
Thank you for having. 

1373
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,400
Me, I really appreciate it. 
Yeah, I was going to make you a 

1374
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,520
cup of tea like property, but we
couldn't get a kettle before we 

1375
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,200
start. 
Well, I have my own. 

1376
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:51,280
Just imagine I have my own tea 
which is wine and. 

1377
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,320
Thank you so much. 
Thank you.

