1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,080 I'm Michael Che. And I'm Colin Joseph, and we've 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,280 got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 events streaming only on Peacock? 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,200 Exactly. How it's called New York After 9 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,080 Dark and it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic. 10 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,360 Boom, you nail into. Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey. New York After Dark. 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 13 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,320 Peacock. You love it. 14 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,800 Oh, zippers, welcome to this episode of the Tea with Me 15 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,400 podcast With me, she and Todd. It's a good time. 16 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,920 It's a guest episode today. As you know, some people are 17 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,280 still going Where Where did the other episode of the week go to? 18 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,440 It's gone to Patreon kind of. At the start of lockdown we said 19 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,400 we're going to do 2 episodes a week, which was a big 20 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,880 undertaking. We're still doing that, but one 21 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,760 of the episodes is over on Patreon. 22 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,080 Pedro on the com slash TV with Me podcast. 23 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,760 Most podcasts have a Patreon. It's way for you to support the 24 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:14,200 podcast and get more content. So we put out a full length 25 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,320 bonus episode on there. We just put one out this week, 26 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,800 Rory Woods, and those episodes are a lot of fun. 27 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,000 And then of course, every day, Monday to Friday, I do the 28 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 breakfast brew, which is a morning podcast that comes out. 29 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,360 Episodes are like 25 minutes, half an hour, a little bit 30 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,080 shorter, but still good because you don't want, a lot of people 31 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,400 don't want a Big Breakfast. A lot of people like just a 32 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,840 smaller breakfast for on the go. And that's what this is. 33 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,880 We do a guest episode on Wednesday. 34 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,200 We have a live Zoom on on Friday. 35 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,960 And let me just say this, the one just passed there with Aaron 36 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:49,320 McCann and Dave Elliott was the wildest podcast I've ever done 37 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,760 because there was a moment where we were going to wrap the 38 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,680 podcast up. Someone asked a question, 39 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,560 because what we do in the in the zoom is we take your questions 40 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,040 and your topics and we get people to jump on. 41 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,120 And then a listener asked a question and it took us down an 42 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,400 Ave and I don't think we ever came back from it. 43 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,280 So if you subscribe to the Patreon, Patreon, the Conference 44 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,160 to me podcast, you can go back and listen to all of those. 45 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,720 Before I crack on, it's I mentioned it's a guest episode 46 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,680 today. 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That's just what's happening. 72 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:36,520 He's in, I think he's in Mick, we're in the episode. 73 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,840 I feel like I should warn you and tell you that we're in the 74 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,840 episode. Are you with me? 75 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,640 Can you hear me? All right, We're in the episode. 76 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,480 So I'm just letting you know in case you in case you want to 77 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,240 throw any slurs right there or anything. 78 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,760 We're live. It's happening. 79 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,880 Fantastic. Does it sound all right? 80 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,560 I'm using shit headphones so I hope it sounds OK. 81 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,160 You sound good and you look good. 82 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,920 Shit headphones. A new brand that you're the 83 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,160 ambassador of. Yeah, but it's the only kind of 84 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,920 influence I can get these days. Do we put a Taiwanese iPhones? 85 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,600 It's good to see you. I like your hoodie. 86 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,279 You know, I like, I like everything about you and what I 87 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:20,519 really like is you know you and we'll talk, we're going to talk 88 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:21,640 about shows and all that kind of thing. 89 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,640 But like you're doing, we've talked with this couple, you're 90 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,040 in the Ulster Hall, you're doing the Ulster Hall again. 91 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,080 I'm not going to be surprised if you're doing the Ulster Hall 92 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,000 again. The two real winners out of this 93 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,880 last year have been Pfizer and you. 94 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,560 Well, it'd be nice if we get to do the Ulster Hall at all this 95 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,920 year. He'll be fucking great. 96 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,600 But yeah, well, I'm just a big player. 97 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,120 You know what it's like once you breakthrough that sort of 98 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,000 feeling, you just become that. I think somebody tipped off you 99 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,320 and the head of Pfizer like some sort of corporate gig in Belfast 100 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,880 like last year and went, listen, the shit's about to hit the fan. 101 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,000 So just have a strategy for this because. 102 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,560 But I tell you about like the point where I was so drunk 103 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,600 during the first lockdown I was convinced I caused it. 104 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,120 No, but I begin to explore this theory. 105 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,000 So it's become an infamous, infamous night where I made 106 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,760 margaritas. I've got like drank all the 107 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,480 ingredients and at one point I went, do you know what? 108 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,720 Back in March, I thought, fuck, I would love a year off. 109 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,360 Was that out of it? I was like, I did this, I'm 110 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:28,880 sorry. Yeah, I mean it, it's been a 111 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,920 long, it's been a long year. We'll get the shows and stuff 112 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,240 like that at the minute. But what I want to talk to you 113 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,240 first about is something you're very passionate about and 114 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,600 something I got into because of you. 115 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,080 Have you any? They would have one I'm talking 116 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,400 about. Is it just comedy in general 117 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:49,200 isn't weapon? No, I'm not into them. 118 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,880 It's it's, it's Cobra Kai is what it is. 119 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,520 No mercy. No mercy, Baku. 120 00:05:55,520 --> 00:06:03,160 No, I so I was, I'll be honest, I didn't get swept up in the 121 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,040 first wave of it. You told me about it at a gig. 122 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,840 You were like, man, see if you sign up to YouTube Red, you can 123 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,240 watch Cobra Kai. And I was like, mech, no one's 124 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:16,400 signing up for YouTube Red. Nobody wants to see a reboot of 125 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,880 The Karate Kid. And then this is a weird pattern 126 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,400 with you where like down the line, you're always having the 127 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,080 last laugh, you know, like, like COVID and shows. 128 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,240 There's certain times where I'm like a reverse hipster. 129 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,200 I'll wait till something gets cool, then when it dies off, I'm 130 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,800 like, I'm really into that and then it comes back. 131 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,160 So Karate Kid died off in 94, but I was like, I'm just going 132 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,400 to wait. Yeah, yeah. 133 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,200 Might be years and then it's going to come back and I'll like 134 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,640 told you. You've bought stocks and 135 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,960 Extravision recently. You know, you're like, listen, 136 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,840 trust me. It's going to be the reason I 137 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:53,080 kept that card, I'm telling you. Cobra Kai is is fucking class 138 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,600 and everybody loves it and it's the show people should watch at 139 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,560 the minute because it's just so like no matter what's happening 140 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,400 it's like feel good and silly and fun. 141 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,040 Because it's actually, when you really look at it, it's a 142 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,240 complete shite. Oh yeah, the acting. 143 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,040 What is so bad? It's terrible. 144 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,240 The fight scenes are terrible. Yeah. 145 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,200 But it's adorable. It's just really cute. 146 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,680 It's so good and the nostalgia of it is great. 147 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,760 The fact that it is, it is like the old cast, the episodes are 148 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,920 so short. I I absolutely love it. 149 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,720 Yeah, I think there's one in the in the first series where Johnny 150 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,840 explains his version of what happened in Karate Kid and 151 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,520 you're like. Fuck. 152 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,240 Man. You were the Margarita. 153 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,720 Go off. Johnny, Johnny know how you feel 154 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:43,000 it like I had a weird thing the other day where I I follow Cobra 155 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,920 Kai on Instagram. Why not 34? 156 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,520 You've also got a tattoo. But that wasn't even said that 157 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,760 like one of their posts was send us photos of your sweet Cobra 158 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,200 Kai ink and we'll share it in our story. 159 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,480 And I was like, what kind of fucking decade gets a Cobra Kai 160 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,600 talk to you completely forgetting, but I have a fucking 161 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:03,400 karate. Like I was washing my teeth like 162 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,960 oh fuck out is. Is is there a part of you Gen 163 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,200 like genuine question, is there a part of you like you put up 164 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,480 Instagram stories like obviously for a laugh where you've got the 165 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,800 numb chucks, you know, you're you're doing a little bit of 166 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,960 martial arts. Is is there a part of you that 167 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:22,200 thinks you know if it came to? Honestly, God, I swear to God, I 168 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,680 still like I'm 34 in March, right? 169 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,440 And I still like, I have this dream of like, I can probably do 170 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,760 that. And are you almost like, would 171 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,400 you love an opportunity to sort of showcase it? 172 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,080 Like what's the perfect scenario? 173 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,520 Walking back from a night out or? 174 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,720 No, that somebody opens a karate club near me to get to wear 175 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,080 pyjamas and shout, hey, yeah, like in a safe controlled space. 176 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:51,120 Like I why I did like when I was about 1415 of me, I did like 177 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,760 Taekwondo got a blue belt, right, Which is no, that's not 178 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,040 talking about. We're not serious yet. 179 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,240 But it was like fucking like it was in a, you know, like a 180 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:04,040 church hall, like Kia. And I always remember being 181 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,280 like, I know what to do if I get in the fight. 182 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,880 Like I fucking know what to do. Yeah. 183 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,280 And I was first year in uni, so I was like 1819 and the fight 184 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,280 kicked off in a bar one of my mates involved in. 185 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,440 And I was like, here, this is fucking, it's time. 186 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,800 And I, I remember, like who used to hear that shit? 187 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,920 If you do that in someone's nose, they'll put their nose 188 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,960 into their head. I remember like I almost said 189 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:28,360 our lecture, the fucking dude who taught Taekwondo classes, 190 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,680 like if you kick someone in the knee, you'll just break their 191 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,720 leg. And I was like, sweet. 192 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,520 And one guy wanted to fight me and I was like, well, I know 193 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,000 what I'm going to do. And I tried to kick him in the 194 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:42,120 leg and he just decked me. Like he just completely like, I 195 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,520 was pretty drunk. And I told this story for years. 196 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,120 And I like, I was like, who the fuck one son and turned around 197 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,480 and this massive dude was there and then he just hit me and my 198 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,960 mate's girlfriend was there and she's like, no, like I saw the 199 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,720 fight. He went, she went, you were all 200 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,520 over him. You just weren't hurting them. 201 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,520 So I was like. Just hardly. 202 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:04,800 Giving up the full fucking. Do you think was part of you 203 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,000 angry that you were like he doesn't know that you're 204 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,720 supposed to like you know he's supposed to come at you straight 205 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,040 on with the first? To be completely honest, he hit 206 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,760 me, I fail and got up. Like, yeah, good point. 207 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:20,360 Yeah, yeah, like I understand. I got into an argument my mate 208 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:24,200 Marty whenever Yeah, but 12-13 or so and I. 209 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,400 Just believe you actually have a mate called Marty. 210 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,560 What do you mean you just wouldn't see me as someone? 211 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,440 His name from Marty to Martin or something? 212 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:36,880 Martin Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I got into, I got into an 213 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:41,480 argument, my mate Marty and them and I just got into wrestling. 214 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,280 I got into wrestling a bit late. And again, bit like you were 215 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,400 called Bukai. I'm watching wrestling thinking 216 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,600 I'm sorted, I'm sorted. Yeah. 217 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:53,600 And it was a place called W Green in in the estate in 218 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,920 Hollywood. And I say stay in Hollywood. 219 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,680 Fucking gorgeous. You know what I mean? 220 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,600 Like it's an estate, but like, come on, it's. 221 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,480 A It's a cul-de-sac, like, yeah, yeah. 222 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,200 And I had no argue with him. And he said something about my 223 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,440 mum and I went right. And I genuinely put my hands on 224 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,120 my knees and remember the Rock used to do that thing where he 225 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,520 beckoned you forward with his hand. 226 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,880 I, with a straight face, called them out. 227 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,680 I'm beckoned them forward, gave my cousin my watch. 228 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,080 And then Marty just walked towards and smacked me. 229 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,040 I was like, all right, we'll leave it there. 230 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,200 We'll leave it there. But I mean that that was the 231 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:26,960 ruling. You don't. 232 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:31,120 You don't talk to someone bad. No, no, no, I, I remember a 233 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:35,400 great fight on a bus in Belfast where a guy was arguing with 234 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,400 another group or whatever and he goes, you're all talk and no 235 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,600 action. And the other fellow went unlike 236 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,640 your man, and it didn't make sense. 237 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,120 But the delivery of it was one of the best that one of the best 238 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,400 I've ever seen because yeah, it was one of those ones. 239 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,240 You count your weakness and act like you're hurt. 240 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,080 But if anyone said anything rude about your mom like it's not 241 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,960 it's not on like. Did you guys ever heard that 242 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,080 thing where like it was trying to keep your mother's name a 243 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:06,560 secret in school was just a fucking like like like however 244 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,680 we like we found that a guy, his mom, his mom, his name was 245 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,760 Sheila. So we just sang come to Sheila. 246 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:20,280 She'll make like like. See, for some reason, right, I 247 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,240 mean, there might have been other reasons in first year in 248 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,680 school, right? I was relatively popular first 249 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,200 year in secondary school, like I was I was getting on all right, 250 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,720 like I had quite a lot of mates. And then the at the start of 251 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:36,000 first day of second year, my mom bought like a second hand. 252 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000 We, you know, Toyota MR2. Yeah, my mom's like I've always 253 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000 wanted one of these cars, loads of miles on it, but got one and 254 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,080 it's like a wee like mini Batman car really. 255 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,640 And I got dropped off in it and I got bullied from second year 256 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,400 to 3rd year because my mag on them are two. 257 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,600 So on a Friday my mum would Daddy used to pick us up on a 258 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,440 Friday afternoon. So like Monday to Thursday, we 259 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,080 got the boss home with the rest of the, you know. 260 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,360 The mother. Just it was life lessons blend 261 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,440 in children. OK. 262 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,920 But there was one time, so we were driving behind the bus we 263 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,280 normally got and all the guys in the back of the bus saw me in 264 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,920 the front seat and they were like all that sort of stuff. 265 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,400 I'm thinking, don't give me the fingers in front of my mat. 266 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,200 And my mom was like cheeky me bastard fuck. 267 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:25,240 But then she went like and me and my sister were like stop 268 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,280 doing that, I mean. I did she not connected to what 269 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,720 it was no. Idea what it meant? 270 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:37,720 What's it mean? Your mom threatened to rim a bus 271 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,760 that's. Where to go? 272 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,040 But I'm so glad it was one of those ones where I was like, I 273 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,480 can't believe no one's ever brought this up. 274 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:46,600 Like the rest of the four years in school, which is like one day 275 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,120 someone's like Mickey's motherfucker. 276 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,720 Lunches dirty. My my dad was driving. 277 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:56,040 We were driving in front of the school bus going home once and 278 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,120 the boss was driving too far behind, too close to my daddy's 279 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,040 car. And my daddy's like fucking 280 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,120 fucking drove past to turn off for our house just so he could 281 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,880 the guy could keep being close to him. 282 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,080 And my dad hit the brakes, put the handbrake on and confronted 283 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,560 the school bus driver with me in the car. 284 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,520 And I thought, everyone's going to think my dad's like this 285 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,040 legend on hard man. And then Monday and school, 286 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,360 everyone's like, your dad's fucking deck players 20 minutes 287 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,880 late from school because you're 5 foot 4, dad, which is banging 288 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,960 the come on, 8. Come on 8. 289 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,400 Yeah, That's so funny that, like, you definitely didn't want 290 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,880 people to know your mom's name. And I don't know if you've ever 291 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,720 had this. One of the biggest fears was 292 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,160 people that you didn't necessarily know were like in 293 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,840 your year would get you would get your home phone number and 294 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,400 phone your house on like a Friday or Saturday night. 295 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,840 Yeah. You know, if there was a 296 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,480 voicemail, you might, your mom would be like, someone left a 297 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,680 voicemail on Saturday night in our house for like 10 minutes 298 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,720 and no talking. And you knew you're like, that's 299 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,640 somebody else in class all. Right. 300 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,320 There's definitely this type of things I do, those things you 301 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:05,400 think about even like in your 30s and you're just like, like, 302 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,600 and I was, I mean, too old to be doing this. 303 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,640 Me and my sister were having like a karate fight in the 304 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,400 living room one night. Like obviously I'd got my 305 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,640 Greenbelt that day. And two girls that I went to 306 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,680 school with and one of them I quite fancy to like walk past 307 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,000 our house and all this always like the silhouette of like me. 308 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:30,520 And like, by the time my dad gave me a donkey nip, do that 309 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,080 like he like basically squeeze his knuckles on my neck. 310 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:38,200 Oh, I I thought a donkey nip was donkey nip was inside your leg. 311 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,040 You know, like the. It might be, but he got me in 312 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,040 the neck with it. So like 2 knuckles together? 313 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,720 Yeah, yeah. And then you like nip it and 314 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,280 twist it. Why? 315 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,680 Was your dad? Why did your dad do that? 316 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,640 Because it looks exactly like a Hickey. 317 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,360 Shame. So what happened was I was there 318 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,520 in school the next day getting changed for PE. 319 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,840 Someone was like, yeah, it's kind of Hickey. 320 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,640 And I not even thinking about no no someone looks like my dad. 321 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,040 Thanks. Do you remember you really 322 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,160 wanted a Hickey? Not from your dad. 323 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,160 You really wanted a Hickey at the time. 324 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:11,360 And then and then as soon as you had it, you're like, Nah, I. 325 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,920 Know I don't want this, especially because a Hickey it's 326 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:20,120 never like a taxi, it just. Yeah, yeah. 327 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,280 Have you like? Yeah. 328 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,440 What's anybody getting out of it? 329 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,840 I remember like I think it was the first girl ever that was, 330 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,040 she was like, will you give me a love bite? 331 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,720 And I was like I don't even know how to and she literally went 332 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,040 suck my neck until your mouth hurts and I was like. 333 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:40,000 You were 24, like, all right. Sitting there in a Burger King 334 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,520 Hut? Really. 335 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,400 Yeah, Speaking of like people driving beside buses without 336 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,400 naming names, do you remember you were you were getting the 337 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,360 bus to uni one day and you saw you're an extra? 338 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,520 Guy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 339 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,760 I've seen two people waking when I'm going to sit on a bus. 340 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,680 I've never. I've never seen that. 341 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,160 I've never. Seen you. 342 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,040 And one was the lorry driver. So like like you think of the 343 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,319 height of a bus and the height of a lorry, Kevin. 344 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,040 And I was just like the window, just looking. 345 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,119 And sure enough, this guy was just. 346 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,760 Were you just hoping to see when you're like? 347 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:14,680 You know what was really weird? You know, it was like, I 348 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,440 actually think I saw him doing it in his rearview mirror. 349 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,160 Oh, get you, get you. Know what I mean? 350 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,119 And then I was, I looked in. Sure enough, he's just, I mean, 351 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,839 like he wasn't even treating himself kindly. 352 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,319 Yeah. Yeah. 353 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,840 The kind of situation we want. Is this your first wank? 354 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,960 Because that's. Why didn't he just wait to the 355 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,280 to the apple green? I know. 356 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,000 I don't know why. It's just I was. 357 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,840 I suppose you must think you're carrying the world up that high. 358 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,840 Like I can probably have a wanker. 359 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,000 Yeah. I would love to yeah, take me 360 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,160 when I get to the top sleeve Donner and but it's a. 361 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:51,040 Maybe get the top of the stairs. So come up here. 362 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,760 I mean, yeah, as a, you know, truck driver, a lorry drivers 363 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,680 pulling over it like Apple greens and service station 364 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,000 stops, you know, for the night and stuff I would love to do. 365 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,840 Just let the prostitute it. I'd love to see ATV show where 366 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,080 you just surprise them and just put the camera straight into 367 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,200 their cabin and just see at that time what they're doing. 368 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,120 And you do this for maybe 100 drivers and just that's a, 369 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,280 that's a show. It's called. 370 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:19,520 Nothing would get delivered like lorry drivers were here but 371 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,640 that. But like I'm not even fucking. 372 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,800 I used to work with the girl whose dad was a lorry driver and 373 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,960 I remember her mom cracking up because his sleeping bag was all 374 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:30,880 stiff. Like a giant PITA. 375 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:37,920 A big crown cracker. I mean, I can't, well part of me 376 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,240 does say the fussing, the appeal of being lorry driver if you 377 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,320 like your own company and you just like the open road and just 378 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,560 get love. Podcast 1. 379 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,720 Yeah, much the Lorry Drivers just love podcast. 380 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,680 Like what made you want to Lorry driver be like just getting 381 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,720 through all this local comedy. There was a second and a half 382 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,360 hour podcast where two comedians, I thought, you know 383 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,840 what will help me like that? You never get time in the house. 384 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,720 To change up a bit, let me ask you this see doing the deck 385 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,480 chair and Yum's podcast where obviously use, you know, look at 386 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,480 different conspiracy theories and and talk about different 387 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,840 stuff. Do you this question I've always 388 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:17,440 wanted to ask you, Do you get many messages either like to the 389 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,040 Patreon or or privately of people being like, listen, 390 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,320 here's the real crack with this. Like is your is your inbox full 391 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:30,360 of a lot of like, mad shit? Not really because I it's 392 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,720 probably worse for Connor because I you know me and I 393 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,960 don't do the research or the homework. 394 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,840 I just, I'm just the looks for the audio podcast that Karen 395 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,280 Johnson. You get the odd like you get the 396 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,000 odd bit of stuff. But then I'm kind of really like 397 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,760 people send me stuff and if I don't look at it there and then 398 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,600 I'm just not going to look at. It right, right, right. 399 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,600 But I have there has been some, I mean, there's there's 400 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,440 definitely a point where we started doing this sort of the 401 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,360 conspiracy side of the podcast where Connor and I were both 402 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,600 like, what theft? Turn the Internet off? 403 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,040 Because this is fucking beyond the joke. 404 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,680 As in the stuff you were getting or then you would look into the 405 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,640 things you were talking about. You would just you would just go 406 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:08,080 down these sort of weird like within 5 minutes someone's like 407 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,560 Michelle Obama's a dude and you're like what the fuck? 408 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,160 Like which is insane. Like there's so many. 409 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,640 It sounds like I'm shitting on people that believe in 410 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,600 conspiracy theories. I'm not, but like there are 411 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,360 loads and loads of just. No and. 412 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,280 Fucking psychos. Yeah, and I think that's 413 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,720 something me and Connor talked about before of where he was 414 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,600 saying like the likes of people going, oh, Michelle Obama's a 415 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600 guy, here's a Photoshop outline of her cock. 416 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:37,440 And it's like that then undermines genuine things where 417 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:42,760 you're like, you know, then you just see that as conspiracy 418 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,680 theories. So then if there is a real 419 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,200 conspiracy theory, you're like, but that's the same sort of 420 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,840 people that say Michelle Obama. That's the sort of weirdest, but 421 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,960 I find at the minute, even with all the COVID stuff and like, 422 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,360 everyone knows the jokes of like, just because your cousin's 423 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,440 brother works in a hospital, said it was grand, doesn't mean 424 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,280 it's grand. Yeah. 425 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,040 And then like when the Northern and Executive closed down pubs 426 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,480 and hairdressers, it was based off anecdotal evidence, which 427 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,720 means Robin Swan went, my cousin's brother went to the 428 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,640 hospital or went to the fucking hairdressers and he got COVID 429 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,760 dead. So we're close up, you know what 430 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,440 I mean? Yeah. 431 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:18,080 But I mean, that's like, I'm, you know, I'm like, oh, OK, you 432 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,160 know, keep doing the lockdowns, like or do one big one if if 433 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,840 it's going to help. But the only thing that would 434 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,200 make me say like fuck it every month for himself, Let's break 435 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,480 it and go on with their lives is if my hair need a cut. 436 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,520 I I'm 100%. I was like. 437 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,760 I think, I think society may fall because we all need a trim, 438 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,120 you know, like it's like survival or skin fate, you know, 439 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,280 and and I don't know what's going to happen, but I got mine 440 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,560 done at home and it's. It's all right, but I divide at 441 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,760 home like, but I'm with that weird like. 442 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,840 That's why I was. I don't want to go back to be 443 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,280 involved even though it's happening naturally. 444 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,040 Your hair, you and Dave can be like this to an extent as well, 445 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,440 where like you think you are out of the game, the hair game and 446 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,680 then all of a sudden you're like guess who's back in town? 447 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,080 And I don't know if user having multiple hair transplants by a 448 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,800 really you know a guy who can only do temporary ones or what 449 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,600 it is what it is user doing but like. 450 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,840 Hammer. Hammer Transplants. 451 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,640 The Dave, like you know, Dave is still like if you look at Dave, 452 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,360 though, it's all about the angle for him. 453 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,520 So on top, like he's got nothing on top, but he has a great line 454 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,400 at the front. So that's why he always kind of 455 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,600 keeps his hair back a bit. I'm always make sure he's he's 456 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,680 out of height. Yeah, See, I'm the opposite, 457 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,760 because mine's sort of because mine's been receding for years, 458 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,000 but it's starting to get thin, sort of here, right? 459 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,800 I have to kind of do that. Kind of like where it lies. 460 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,480 Yeah. Yeah, that's like I had a really 461 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,280 ugly uncle who used to just like he moved his head. 462 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:49,120 No, no, no, just me. Speaking of mutants, just me. 463 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,440 I just mean, he used to move his head a lot because he didn't 464 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,800 want people to see certain things on his face, you know? 465 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,920 I mean, so he never stayed in the same place for, you know, 466 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,560 more than a second. And he was just always kind of. 467 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,400 I used to work with a guy who just had no teeth and like 468 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,880 massive, like I don't know if there were boils or sis or like 469 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,240 just these huge lumps on his neck. 470 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,840 And out of all the people I've met in my life where I'm like, 471 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:19,640 you should care, I don't. You're fucking disgusting. 472 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,640 Like. And he just didn't give a shit. 473 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,560 Yeah. I almost admired him for it 474 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,680 because I would look at him and go. 475 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:30,280 I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I've 476 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:34,400 kind of I've in in lockdown. I see. 477 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,000 Here's the thing. I think, right, I think 478 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,960 sometimes I'm like, I'm a good looking guy, but I'm a good 479 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,440 looking guy from a dip from, from a middle distance, right. 480 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:49,240 And what I mean by that is like in normal circumstances, I'm, 481 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:54,360 I'm, I'm a very just like I'm a high average looking guy, I 482 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,240 would say. But from a distance, if you see 483 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,560 me at half a mile away, you might think I'm Tommy Hilfiger 484 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,360 model. See. 485 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,480 That's from half a mile. It's nice to hear you finally 486 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,640 admit that because I've thought about that. 487 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,760 I've realised that I'm not. I'm trying to do this and stand 488 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:18,520 at one point, but I like, I'm not a type I'm fetish like I've 489 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,840 found in my life that women that are attracted to me are really, 490 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,960 really attracted to them, but they're also terrified, like big 491 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,840 strong women like me. So what would you describe 492 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,240 yourself as? As a? 493 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,160 As a type. I don't know what it would be. 494 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,760 Like you might be a bit like you're a fairly rugged guy. 495 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,280 But then you're like a Burr. Would I be a Burr? 496 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,880 I think you might be a a big cub. 497 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:49,040 Maybe I will be a big cub that. Would be your truck driver name 498 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,080 Big Cub? Big cub, the dandy boy. 499 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:02,120 Is that me, Dandy boy? Yeah. 500 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,880 I mean, I don't know. I think I've. 501 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,440 I've always like, like, you know, I'll check my reflection 502 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,840 passing a car mirror, but I've never really looked at myself in 503 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,600 a standard mirror for that long. I'm a guy who likes to catch a 504 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,920 lot of glimpses of myself and not one long look. 505 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,560 But lock lockdown is meant I've had a long look and I've 506 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,880 accepted what I've seen and it's not what I thought it was but 507 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,600 I'm perfectly OK with it. I'm more of the I'll look at 508 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,720 myself like when I get ready, I'll look at myself like that 509 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,640 where I'll put my shoulders down a bit and be like, your belly's 510 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,640 not that big. You look all right. 511 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:36,960 The hair looks thick. And then I will avoid, yeah, I 512 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,760 basically catfished my own myself. 513 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,760 Like I'll not look at any fucking like because there's 514 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,520 times where I have caught myself in a like a shop window then 515 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,560 like you are a fat cunt. But you but you. 516 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,920 But you convince yourself you're a 21 Rep black. 517 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,320 PT but 100% Jamaican. It's the same as the karate 518 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,560 thing. I look at like CrossFit guys go 519 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,520 probably could. See. 520 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,760 See, like talking at the gym, right? 521 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,400 Everyone knows with the Jim Neury thing and all that kind of 522 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,600 stuff that's going on. The minute I fear social media 523 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,920 now more than I ever, I've always been like, you know, you, 524 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,400 we've talked about this before, but social media and sometimes 525 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,200 you, you say you're really into it and then sometimes you're 526 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,400 like, fuck social media, can't be dealing with it. 527 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,760 And you'll you'll take time away from it, which so many people 528 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,240 now do, you know, someone's like, I'm taking a month off 529 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,960 Facebook or whatever. I've, I've always been like, no, 530 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,280 I don't. I don't mind that a pick and 531 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,680 choose what to see. My timeline's not full of 532 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,040 anything too mod. It's mainly like football stuff 533 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,240 and, you know, male Abercrombie and fetch moles. 534 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,800 But but it's only like the last couple of weeks where I've gone. 535 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,640 Is there a way I could keep doing what I'm doing without 536 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,760 actively being on social media? Do you know what I mean? 537 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,080 Like, yeah. I've always been of the opinion 538 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,240 like if I didn't do stand up I wouldn't have it. 539 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,760 No, no, no, definitely. I, I just, I don't get why I get 540 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,760 the appeal of it, but I think for, I think for us as 541 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,320 comedians, like we know why we have social media and when you 542 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,360 see other people who just have it reacting to it like it's real 543 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,120 life and we're kind of a thing of this is only an advertising 544 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,520 tool. Don't think that's maybe sort of 545 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,040 keep it separate. But it's just, I like, I hate 546 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,640 it. Like at the minute I'm doing the 547 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,240 stupidest things I can do. I'll just put them on Instagram 548 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,520 because I also need attention. Yeah, yeah. 549 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,720 But I've the what the smartest I just I've turned on the 550 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,080 notifications off so I don't even. 551 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,680 Right, right, right. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna, I think 552 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,200 I might have to do something like that myself. 553 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,600 AB I like it and I've always been, I've always looked at it 554 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,560 like ironically, a lot of the time, you know, when people post 555 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,800 cringe stuff, so you're like, what the fuck you doing? 556 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,640 Like I've always kind of in a way enjoyed that a bit. 557 00:27:54,840 --> 00:28:00,040 And I like the voyeurism of like local influencers, you know, 558 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,280 things like that. I'm like this, I could look at 559 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,040 this for a long time, but I'm wasting time. 560 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,880 I'm wasting a lot of time doing that. 561 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:13,000 And it's that thing now you've comedy isn't really has become 562 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,960 way less sacred because if you have a mobile phone now and a 563 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,080 tech talk account, like you're you're a comedian. 564 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,720 Like people will be like, yeah, you know, I'm a comedian, a tech 565 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,200 talk comedian and that kind of thing. 566 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,040 I don't think that should bother me, but it definitely does where 567 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,080 I'm. Like you're not. 568 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,960 Yeah, I think it must be like whenever, if like Jimi Hendrix, 569 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,880 heard Scooter. Yeah. 570 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,680 You'll be like this is music to you. 571 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,440 Like shut the fuck. Yeah, yeah, I know what you 572 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,000 mean. That's a weird Jimi Hendrix. 573 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,480 Do you want to mean it's like that's a wee scooter. 574 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:50,360 I might be I it's just like, are we getting really annoyed? 575 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:55,640 Somebody, I don't even know who it was just some random like it 576 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,840 was a girl. She there was a video come up 577 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,880 with like a TikTok thing and she was doing an impression of her 578 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,360 like Spanish mom. And I was like, this is really 579 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,520 funny. Right. 580 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,680 But then like in her story, she'd like was just unboxing 581 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:09,320 free shit and then referred to herself as like a creator. 582 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,000 And I was like. You know what it's like people 583 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,520 like, call themselves an influencer. 584 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,200 It's like, in a way, calling yourself a hero. 585 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,080 Heroes don't call themselves heroes. 586 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,920 To me, anybody that says I wouldn't, it's just like it's, 587 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,000 it's like a society full of David Brents. 588 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,040 Yeah, yeah. And, and there's something where 589 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,960 like, it's like people who try and do it in Northern Ireland 590 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,840 that cringes me at the most. But it shouldn't because like, 591 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,360 in a way you're like, well, that's people want to do, that's 592 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,960 what you want to do. And we can like beat ourselves 593 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,280 down here. But there's just something where 594 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,200 I, I am just not comfortable with it. 595 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:46,040 And like as comedians, we kind of in a way have to be 596 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,320 influencers a wee bit. But it's by default of what 597 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,520 we're doing, you know what I mean? 598 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,360 It's not like. I just think it's not thing of 599 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,520 like, yeah, just like, was that rotten joke where everybody 600 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,520 became a makeup artist during the first lockdown? 601 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:03,400 Yeah. And it sounds really horrible, 602 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,120 but I've seen videos of people being like, hey, guys, So just 603 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,200 to let you know. And you're looking at them 604 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,680 going, nobody gives a fuck. Yeah. 605 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,840 Like, to me, there's times I look at Instagram and I'm like, 606 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,280 that's a mental health problem. And you just showed everybody, 607 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,720 right, right, right. Or the app itself is a mental 608 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:17,880 health problem and we've all got it. 609 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:23,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I don't know, there's some 610 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:28,360 stuff that sort of creeps like the the whole thing of and I 611 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:34,360 don't know why I'm like into seeing this, but like when you 612 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,560 see people that like by followers and stuff like that. 613 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,960 Yeah, social media is a is a disease, but there's good things 614 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,320 about obviously too. We get to reach out to people. 615 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,120 People see your videos or and you know, they might go, oh, 616 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,240 like this guy might maybe go and see him live. 617 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,840 Like that's ultimately why most of us have social media. 618 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,040 So, so people come and see us live. 619 00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:02,880 But like the idea that you can just be like, you know, it's 620 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:08,800 just the idea that you can alter the reality of what you're is is 621 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,840 scary like, and you understand why people do it. 622 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,680 Yeah, there's like I've been kind of obsessed with for ages. 623 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,880 Do you ever see someone's account and it's just all 624 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,560 selfies? Yeah, it's the same thing as I'm 625 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,800 saying about like when I look at myself the last time, like the 626 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,160 last time I look at myself in the mirror, you're looking at 627 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,640 people going. You think you look like that and 628 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,880 I've seen you and you fucking don't. 629 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,240 Yeah. Like that's one of the things 630 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,120 that like. But there's times I think social 631 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,120 media is just like 24/7 Jerry McKay. 632 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,640 Like you're watching and you're like, I fucking, I know you're a 633 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,480 nice person that I've met you and I've talked to you and 634 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,080 you're sound, but this fucking thing you're doing your phones 635 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,360 really winding me up and I don't know. 636 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,600 I don't know how to tell you, but you can't stop looking at 637 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,760 it. Yeah, yeah. 638 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,280 No, exactly. And then? 639 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,240 I feel like a psycho, something out loud. 640 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,160 No, I think that capsulates pretty much what I'm thinking 641 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,680 of. Like who has the bigger problem, 642 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,800 the people that do the content or us that give them the views? 643 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,080 Because we're weird or two for people younger than us, like 644 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,280 people who've had social media since they're in their teens, 645 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:13,360 like they, they think that's just how that it's such a big 646 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,560 part of their life. That's just the way it is. 647 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,360 Now do you know what? I was watching the documentary. 648 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,160 Well, this is so much like I was watching a thing called, it's 649 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,160 called Fahrenheit 11/9 with a Michael Moore documentary on 650 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,440 it's on Netflix. But it's all about like how 651 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,080 Trump got in and how the corrupt American politics and stuff is. 652 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,360 And there was a point where this the play of video of like a 653 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,880 school shooting in America as it's going on and somebody 654 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,760 snapchatted. Oh my God there's someone 655 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,400 shooting up our school with four fucking cry emojis. 656 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,720 Right, yes, I think I've heard about this. 657 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,720 As they're recording it and I'm like, how fucked. 658 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,720 Maybe it's just that's just normal for a teenager. 659 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,280 That's how they just communicate now. 660 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,120 But to me I'm like, why take the time to write a fucking emoji? 661 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,960 I mean, it's probably that thing of like you see something 662 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,360 terrible happen at the minute, a fire or whatever, someone 663 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,960 getting mugged and it's been filmed by 10 people and people 664 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,240 are like, well, that's the way it is now. 665 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,440 But it's just because we have phones. 666 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,840 There still would have been the same moment. 667 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,320 The people probably standing and go, but they just have a phone 668 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,600 in their hand. But but I know what you mean. 669 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,560 It was like me and when I did Collins podcast, like last week, 670 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:21,120 there was girls who got stuck up the morns, they got stranded and 671 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,680 they were Snapchatting the whole thing where the air ambulance 672 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,680 was physically picking them up. They were Snapchatting. 673 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,480 And it's like you have to be able to separate, like you have 674 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,720 to understand why that's not a good thing to do. 675 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:35,440 Yeah, yeah, 100% yeah. If you couldn't be that afraid, 676 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,840 if you're being like, oh, delete it, do it again. 677 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,520 Exactly. No, I don't know. 678 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,360 I was going to chat to you about gigs and I mean, I it depressed 679 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:52,840 me when I'm it depressed me when I'm like, so when do you think? 680 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,600 And all because, like, I mean, we, we don't know. 681 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,920 I've, it's taken a year for me to lose any optimism. 682 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,240 Like I've still been like 6 more weeks. 683 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,000 It said six weeks, it said six weeks. 684 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,320 And now I'm like, I don't even think I'm a comedian anymore. 685 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,040 I think I'm just some fucking loser lives in his math. 686 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,120 Well, are you? Are you writing? 687 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:13,040 Are you? Not this, not this time around. 688 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,199 I think I was writing quite a bit. 689 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,800 Like even when we came back in sort of August, September time, 690 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,360 I had quite a bit of new stuff. But oh. 691 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,719 You took a drink? I thought I would as well. 692 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,400 So. I like that. 693 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,639 Masculine, yeah. It's Lambrini. 694 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,440 I know. So that's just Jim. 695 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,120 But no, I haven't really been writing as much this time around 696 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:41,639 because I'm like, I kind of, I need to be, I need to know I 697 00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:43,800 have a gig coming up to really put the pressure on me to go, 698 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,000 OK, yes, what do we want to talk about here? 699 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,520 And I found that what was happening was anything I was 700 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,600 writing, I'm like, well, that's not going to make sense in six 701 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,520 months. Yeah. 702 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:57,400 Yeah, material just fucking die. It's not topical after a month 703 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,360 anyway. Yeah, so I'm just going to wait 704 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,640 until I know when. When you can do something. 705 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,000 Yeah. I hope we can do like marquee 706 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,480 tent type stuff when the weather starts to get good again. 707 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,520 That would be class. All right, I'll do it. 708 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,880 Like anything at all would be just great. 709 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,280 I've never, ever, I'm not going to like, I don't want to do any 710 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,040 more Zoom gigs. No. 711 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,440 No and I am never doing a car park gig again like. 712 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:27,360 I I got into watching vlogs of comedians doing like car park 713 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,920 gigs and all that kind of thing. Drive through gigs. 714 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,520 No, I'm glad. Well, I was going to say I'm 715 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,640 glad I didn't do it. I probably would do it for the 716 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,600 curiosity of it, but. It's kind of like, it's like 717 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,680 doing TV warm up. You're like, I'm glad I've done 718 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,720 it so I know what it feels like. They hate something. 719 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,360 I remember, I remember you did. I mean I did warm up too for no 720 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,400 have you don't know them before. Yeah, I did it once and then 721 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:54,600 immediately sex like. So I did, I got asked to do it 722 00:35:54,600 --> 00:36:00,440 and it was 1010 episode run and the first one I go down of a 723 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,520 dressing room. I was like fucking Alice's class 724 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,920 food late on. Go do 15 minutes. 725 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:11,920 The Nolan TV audience destroy like kill. 726 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,240 It's amazing. I'm like, I'm doing a bit of 727 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,600 crowd work. I'm doing material. 728 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,200 I was like, I don't know why they have a stand up warm up 729 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,920 before a serious political debate show. 730 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:24,840 But anyway, this is brilliant. And then the next week I went 731 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,600 down and they were like listen with no we didn't mean to PSC 732 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,040 give you a dressing room last week. 733 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,680 You OK to not have one? I was like yeah it's grand. 734 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,120 I had a bad gig the next week, got a bad gig. 735 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,480 I had a bad gig for the next 9 weeks. 736 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,480 It was just a fluke that the first one just happened to be 737 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,240 good. But you're looking at people in 738 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,200 the audience that are waiting to talk about the most horrific of 739 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,840 things. So angry, like I, I did it. 740 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,680 The one that was it was actually, I think it was the 741 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,600 pilot of becoming like Nolan live. 742 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,600 It wasn't a live show, the one I did. 743 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,680 And there's a guy, I think I've told this story in your podcast 744 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:01,200 before me, but there's a guy in the front row who, so my 745 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,200 material was just dying like, and it was. 746 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,320 How long? Yeah, it was like 1520 or 747 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,440 something like that, but it was my like warm up gold. 748 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,920 I don't enough it to be like this is it was my BBC Northern 749 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,120 Ireland said it had class like it had knew what I mean. 750 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,080 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 751 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,160 I was like big bangers, like, yeah, yeah. 752 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,040 And nothing was happening. And I'm like, fucking do that 753 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,640 like that proper. I don't have you ever had it? 754 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,120 Like you're dying so bad and there's like, there's no noise. 755 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,400 Yes, all of a sudden you're freezing. 756 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,200 Yep. Well then I go the other way, I 757 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,200 I get. Roast I get, I get so fucking 758 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,920 cold. I'm like, Jesus Christ, right? 759 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,760 But there's a guy in the front row who he was wearing a 760 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,880 pinstripe suit and his hair slicked back with a fucking like 761 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,200 a rose and stuff. And I'm like, look at you. 762 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,600 But like trying to make a godfather. 763 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,720 Bit of a gangster joke. And as I'm saying it, I'm like, 764 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,880 I recognise him from TV. Turned out he's one of these 765 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:57,240 really kind of sort of late, like mid to late 90s flamboyant 766 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,480 paramilitary. Fuck. 767 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,000 Right, so I'd be like, you're a bit of a gangster. 768 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,240 And I swear to God, he just like like that. 769 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,320 And the floor manager's going just wrapping up, maybe just 770 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,520 wrapping up. It was horrible. 771 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,280 Yeah, I got lulled into such false, false sense of security 772 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,520 doing that because the first one was so good. 773 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,200 And then the secretary, they just didn't even tell me that my 774 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,920 Mcfetridge was doing it. They were like, listen, I never. 775 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,720 Combined I've done like I've ever getting. 776 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,920 I've got sacked off loading them. 777 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,440 I've got sacked off after odd Gilbert. 778 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,920 I did one of those and at one point they built a box and ring 779 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,120 in the middle of the studio and they were like, can you do warm 780 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,760 up during the So I'm trying to be like, hey, where you from? 781 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:44,080 And there's like, and then the next week they were like, 782 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,040 listen, what do you think? It worked? 783 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,000 And I'm like, well, of course not. 784 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,120 You're trying to get me to do stand up during, which is 785 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,720 essentially a construction site after recording for four hours 786 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,720 when everybody wants to go home. Like I'm not a, you know. 787 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,200 Yeah, you don't want to be supported by riveting. 788 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,240 Yeah, it was like I did it for like it was my sort of biggest 789 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,560 source of income for about a year. 790 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,320 I. Remember you were doing the 791 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,560 flat. I've seen you do 3 1/2 hours I 792 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,800 think at sketchy. Yeah, that was a rough one. 793 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,800 Like that was. And again, it's kind of a thing 794 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,120 where like Sketchy was all right because it was a comedy show. 795 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But doing them for non comedy or 796 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,800 like you're just like I did one for like Stephen Nolan had a 797 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,720 Christmas show called 5 Gold Rings. 798 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,080 Yes, a game show. And that was about 4 1/2 hours. 799 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,520 Jesus. And I remember just beast just 800 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,680 running out of stuff and at the very end, like the I don't know 801 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,680 if he was the director or floor manager, not sure, but he was 802 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,840 like Mac need you go on to another 10 minutes just to reset 803 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,120 this. And I went you can suck my Dick. 804 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,880 Like I literally just went no, like people. 805 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:47,760 Oh Christ, because you're the only person not in the credits 806 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,960 so it's the most thankless job in TV. 807 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,680 And sometimes I think people would prefer the audience would 808 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,800 prefer just a fucking break. Just like there's definitely 809 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,520 times where like I've been, you know, doing warm up and all 810 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,160 they're doing is watching the camera reset. 811 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,840 Like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do. 812 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,840 You know what I mean? I remember like Andrew Maxwell 813 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,600 being like people who make TV don't know that nobody wants a 814 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,760 warm up, but nobody's telling them because everybody wants the 815 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,600 gig. Yeah, yeah, the guy that did the 816 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,480 BBC Three thing stand up for live comedy was one of the best 817 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,560 warm up guys I've seen. Yeah, because he had that thing 818 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,240 of like material and crowd work like any, any good. 819 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:31,240 But but but I think he's like near nearly like a professional 820 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,680 warm up guy. Yeah, there are. 821 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,600 I think there's like there's maybe four or five guys that was 822 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:40,200 kind of their main go to guys because I was getting big shows 823 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,520 at one point because they couldn't do them. 824 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:46,000 Right, right, right. Yeah, I was terrible, that one. 825 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,920 I mean I was how long did? You do that for. 826 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:52,520 It was the first series that that Chris Evans, well, the only 827 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,120 series Chris Evans involved in, right. 828 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,840 So it was like, I didn't know of any episode, maybe 10 weeks. 829 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,520 Chris Evans and Matthew No. Matt LeBlanc. 830 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,680 Matt LeBlanc And you did like that's one of those ones where 831 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,520 like now I'm thinking back and I was like, did that am I make? 832 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,120 Did I dream? Not that Mickey didn't know for 833 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,040 Top Gear. It was one of those situations 834 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,840 where I was like, how the fuck did I get? 835 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,840 What? What the? 836 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,760 What's the process of that? I wouldn't. 837 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,720 I wouldn't have a clue. You don't want much for that. 838 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,800 It's it's like the actual like on the deck. 839 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, it's just terrible 840 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,560 because it's such a big show, so I would get there. 841 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,920 I always like, I always get down really, really early from doing 842 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,560 warm up because there's something about just being 843 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:41,720 around the venue that helps me just like relax, not even relax. 844 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,280 It's more a case of like getting me more. 845 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,800 It's more like getting amped up. Right, right, right. 846 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,640 Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean. 847 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,440 And then because it was in London as well, it was like, I 848 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,440 don't want to take the chance of just messing a tree in or 849 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,920 something going wrong, so I'll just get here early. 850 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,840 Fuck it. So I'd be hanging around all 851 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,960 there. They've been like, do you want 852 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,000 some lunch? And I'm like, I can't eat. 853 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,360 I can't eat a bite because I just it was every week when it 854 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,400 was. Oh Christ. 855 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,480 Like basically because the audience are all just 856 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,280 surrounding wherever they're shooting in the in the studio. 857 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,520 Once they've finished that shot, the audience all just fucking 858 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,960 move. So all of a sudden your front 859 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:19,000 rows, your back row ready like ongoing jokes with audience 860 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,160 members, right. I remember one point like there 861 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,680 was a guy in a Ferrari jacket and obviously you see somebody 862 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,760 from here in a Ferrari jacket. That guy drives a Ford. 863 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,240 Yeah, yeah. But you just love nuts corner. 864 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,520 But on Top Gear that guy has a Ferrari. 865 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,520 So I was like, where the Ferrari jacket? 866 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,080 What are you really driving? He's like, I drive that. 867 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,400 I'm pointing it like a half £1,000,000 car and you're like, 868 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,120 yeah, my walk deal with stuff doesn't beat. 869 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,000 Yes, the fact. These people love this shit. 870 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,440 Yeah, yeah. So it was just like, I remember 871 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,160 like Kevin Hart was a guest on it and I was eating Dick and 872 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,000 there was a really nice one where I walked past them and it 873 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,280 was like 2 comedians going like do like, like that's happened a 874 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,960 few times on different shows I've worked on, but there's been 875 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,760 a stand up on it being like, I've been there. 876 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,320 Yeah, but. You just don't like stand up. 877 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,520 There's nothing worse than stand up for people don't want or know 878 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,960 what's happening. You have to know like music's 879 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,840 fine like for that kind of thing, but you have to be like 880 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:17,920 going to see stand up SAP face in the stage and, and so. 881 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,960 Into music's fine, like I know a lot of people that like go to 882 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,600 see music gigs and all they do is complain about people just 883 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,040 talking over it, which must be a pain in the hole. 884 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,360 Because I do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 885 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,880 Like I've been in situation where there's a band playing 886 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,920 bands class but someone says do you want to pint? 887 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,320 And all of a sudden I'm like, I saw them one time and then it's 888 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,320 just. Yeah. 889 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,640 But yeah, trying to force stand up in the like in the people's 890 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,680 faces is just especially when you're the stand up. 891 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,240 Let me, let me ask you this, speaking like music and stand up 892 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:52,680 and you know, when things can happen again, say the government 893 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,800 was like, listen, we're going to go into another shutdown. 894 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,800 But what we're going to do is we're opening everything for a 895 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,680 day. Yeah, for 24 hours, everything's 896 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,080 open. You know, shops, bars, 897 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,560 restaurants, whatever you want. What would you go and do? 898 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,560 Gig all that. Yeah, just like just. 899 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,000 Like I would just go right show to show. 900 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,880 We're just going to go fucking 9:00 in the morning right 901 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,120 through to whatever time of night. 902 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:23,040 Fuck would you how how class would that be to do AI like bar 903 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,640 crawl? Yeah. 904 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,440 So would you, would it be the same audience or are you going 905 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,840 to a different audience every time? 906 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:30,880 Yeah, I would go to different ones. 907 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,800 I'd just be like, I would do it just like a day in Edinburgh 908 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,800 where you just go, we're gonna run and do 15 minutes here. 909 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,400 Do. Breakfast stand up you do you do 910 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:43,680 like a you do like a 9:00 show in the morning Yeah, do like an 911 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:48,400 11 or one A3 like every other are although they'll be so glad. 912 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,720 That would just be all day like. And then? 913 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,800 That's the one thing I miss the most, is like, even I was really 914 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,000 glad the Edinburgh friend was cancelled. 915 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,720 Was this the first year? Was this the first year in seven 916 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:01,560 years I've had like extra money? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 917 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,720 Sorry, had some money or any money, but that's the one thing 918 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,680 I miss. Was like a Saturday at the 919 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,000 Fringe. You'd be up, you'd be gay for 920 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,080 11:00 in the morning. Yeah, just running back and 921 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,920 forward like doing 15 foot here, you know? 922 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,280 And you complete like everyone. We all complain so much about 923 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,440 that at the time, but how much would you give? 924 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,240 To just like that was that's the thing I love the most. 925 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,920 I think that's kind of, it suits my kind of like, especially 926 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,000 because you're just running in, you're not trying new stuff. 927 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 It's like you run in and just crushing it. 928 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All day and then you go to bed 929 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:34,000 like. Yeah, or you do that thing at 930 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,880 the Fringe where you're like, see, in my spots, I'm going to 931 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,360 write some new stuff and then I'm going to work material. 932 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,240 In fact, I'm going to write my next year show at the Fringe. 933 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,640 And then you do one bit of new stuff at a spot for the seven 934 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,800 people and you're like, Nah, let's stick with the. 935 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,480 I hadn't won the last time I did. 936 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,120 It was a Tuesday night, so the last Tuesday for me was always 937 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,520 just the worst, worst gig of the run, right. 938 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,120 So for the last couple of years I just like I just done a drunk 939 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,280 like fuck it, there's no one here. 940 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,040 I'll just get pissed and then I'll go in and just fuck about. 941 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,600 Yeah, and whatever. And for some reason it was sold 942 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,280 out like this one shoes in out and I in my head, I didn't even 943 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,360 know. So that like the front, the 944 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,600 house guys didn't even tell me it was packed. 945 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,280 So I just walked out and there's 100 people there and I'm half 946 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,400 cut with all this new stuff in my head. 947 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,560 So like I started doing new stuff and I was like fucking do 948 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,120 the thing that PED to come and see died like just for an hour. 949 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,280 Did you? Get caught in between where 950 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,040 you're like, maybe I can mix them. 951 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:27,400 Up. Yeah, there. 952 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,880 Yeah. There was a point where it was 953 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,240 like, why you do this thing? Makes sense. 954 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,200 What are you doing? And then I found out that, like 955 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,120 Emily from friends, what's her name? 956 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,200 The. Oh yeah, yeah. 957 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,680 Yeah, the English actress. Yeah. 958 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,760 She's like come in with her mates because someone was like, 959 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,960 this guys really, I don't even know why, but it was just one of 960 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,680 the situations where I was like the one night where there's 961 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,160 somebody you really want to impress. 962 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,080 Yeah, yeah. Because I mean, that can make 963 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,760 your fringe if Emily from friends at the end of the shows, 964 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,200 like really enjoyed that. You're like, yeah. 965 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,640 It sounds so stupid, but it's like, because you're so tired. 966 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,920 Anybody going? That was great. 967 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,600 Yeah, you're like, I've lost 12 grand. 968 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,000 I mean, I don't know if I've told you this story, but do I 969 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,280 probably told you it again last time We're podcasting, but it 970 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,520 all blends into one. Two years ago doing the fringe. 971 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,040 Yeah, two years ago. And you were there, Aaron, 972 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,560 Robbie, a couple others and I said I'm going to do the Fringe 973 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,880 and we'll do 2 shows, 2 shows in one day or two shows in two 974 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,880 days. Anyway, I'm going to do a 60 975 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,240 seater venue, small venue. I'm going to do 2 packed shows. 976 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,000 I'm staying one night in Edinburgh and then I'm going 977 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,320 home. It's going to cost me nothing. 978 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,760 I might make a few quit. I'm consolidating a month of 979 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,840 gigs and they're just two shows and I booked the assembly for 980 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:42,080 like 1 of the good venues. We basement venue in there, good 981 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,560 setup. Brought William over to open for 982 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:50,120 me, did a maybe I maybe brought William open to do sport gigs 983 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,920 were class. I was like this is unreal. 984 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,120 I didn't go in the fringe brochure or anything just like 985 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,640 put a couple of posts. I was like I've cracked it. 986 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,880 And every year I'm just coming to Edinburgh for 3/4 shows Max 987 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,400 and I booked in like a decent hotel because it was like money 988 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,320 going for a night then. I. 989 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,000 Got home pay I'd paid for the hotel. 990 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,200 I think my hotel was like £350 for the night, which isn't even. 991 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,760 You'll know isn't even a good hotel in Edinburgh, IN. 992 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:20,680 August Yeah, I can be an Ibis. Yeah, it was a, it was the Utel 993 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:25,480 Japanese brand, right. So I'm in the Utel and there and 994 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,200 I got home and it's but a month later I got an e-mail from 995 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,760 assembly, the venue and they were like blah, blah, blah, 996 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:37,480 invoice for £900. And I said yeah, yeah, no 997 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,520 problem. And who do you sort of make it 998 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,720 out to you or whatever? And they have, I told you this, 999 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,400 no, no. And they went no, no, no, we're, 1000 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,800 we're going to send you an invoice for £900. 1001 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,680 Jesus Christ, I did. 2 sold out shoes, 65 people. 1002 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:57,640 I think it was like an 11 quid a ticket and I owe them about 1003 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,240 £900. It's insane. 1004 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,640 I like even just doing the taxes during the week and I looked at 1005 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,760 the entire breakdown of it and I was like, what in the name of 1006 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,480 Edinburgh? Yeah. 1007 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,840 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1008 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,800 That's not even including like my accommodation, the extra 1009 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,680 money I spent on a flyer and team that I stupidly paid cash 1010 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,720 and didn't get a receipt for so can't even fucking came back. 1011 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,960 And you're just looking at the whole thing and going like, so I 1012 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:27,360 think my show I made £750 on the show which people go that's 1013 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:32,000 great, but I'm like, no, I still lost 4 grand of my own money. 1014 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I work my balls off for a month 1015 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,760 like it's it's second. Well people, the fact that the 1016 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,160 Fringe was cancelled after the Olympics last year just shows 1017 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,440 you how much of A money machine it is like. 1018 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,880 Yeah, yeah, unlike this set, it fuels the city of Edinburgh. 1019 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,400 I mean, I know the the residents say they hate it, but like, if 1020 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:53,000 you own a business in Edinburgh, you're going to be OK for you 1021 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,960 just get to August and then you're all right. 1022 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,040 Yeah, it's. One of those I kind of get 1023 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,560 really, if you're out flying, it's happened to me a few times. 1024 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,040 Like I've handed a flyer to someone and then they're just 1025 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,800 bitching about me in like to their weight when I'm still 1026 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,200 there. Like I just hate the friends. 1027 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,640 Like you're trying to have a conversation. 1028 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,840 Other people are coming down handing your Flyers and I'm 1029 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,600 like, we'll go to a pub where it's not in. 1030 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,080 Glasgow I mean fuck off, don't come into this. 1031 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,480 Where there's loads of shows on, I didn't get annoyed because 1032 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,760 someone's like, would you like to see one? 1033 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,280 Yeah. I I was a good flyer. 1034 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,040 I wouldn't have never flyer from my own show. 1035 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,800 Just I didn't want people to ask me quick go, are you funny? 1036 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,640 I just I don't like I would get someone else to do it, but I 1037 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,280 used to flyer for Chris Kent and I was I was good. 1038 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,120 I was good. I like I was a good flyer. 1039 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,560 Yeah, technique because it just takes care of the crowd. 1040 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,600 Work because I don't mind. Kind of. 1041 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being. 1042 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:48,000 A deck Would you be an idiot and then because you there's times 1043 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,840 you can definitely notice this but like when I did the free 1044 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,160 fringe, which I'll definitely we do it again if it comes back 1045 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,880 that was it was just problem solved. 1046 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,240 You just got to start everyone we talk to, yeah. 1047 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,160 Yeah, yeah. Ah, the fringe. 1048 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:08,040 I mean, I was planning to do it last year and then I was like, 1049 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,720 oh, maybe I'll do it this year if we get to do it. 1050 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:12,840 But now I'm like, I don't know about next year if it's on. 1051 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,880 I don't know if I would do it. I. 1052 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,520 I don't think, I think it'll be 2023. 1053 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,040 Well, it's definitely not going to be as big as it was, I don't 1054 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:20,960 think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1055 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,320 And kind of that's a good thing because it was too big. 1056 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,960 It was, it was ridiculous, like. Maybe the likes of the three 1057 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,240 sisters that have like courtyard type things, maybe that's maybe 1058 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,440 that's the way to go. Well, that's why I was I was 1059 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,760 planning to go to a bar next door to the stand. 1060 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,000 The nightcap, it just has a wee sort of down to like a 40 1061 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:42,160 theatre just because, and it was, it wasn't even like a busy 1062 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,720 part of town, but it was like it's going to cost £150 and not 1063 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:47,040 12 grand. Yeah, Who do we did you ever 1064 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,920 get? Did Steve Coogan come to see 1065 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,720 your show? No. 1066 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,280 No, I met him. So I was over. 1067 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,360 I was just in a bar or in the the underbelly. 1068 00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,160 What the the abattoir. Yeah. 1069 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,480 And a guy that I'd. So Steve Coogan was just there 1070 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,320 having a pint and a guy that I know who works as a producer. 1071 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,240 BBC was like, fuck Steve Coogan. Fuck Steve Coogan and I'm like 1072 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:11,280 mate, chill out. Like there's loads of famous 1073 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,120 people here. Yeah, yeah. 1074 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,240 He was like, I want to go talk to him and I was like, well, I'm 1075 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:18,600 fucking going with you like and then the guy was like he was 1076 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,800 really sad because the the the producer and his his girlfriend. 1077 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,080 He's also comedian were both property like. 1078 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,000 I'm like, well, do I know this person? 1079 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,120 You might think Richard. Nah. 1080 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,160 Nah, I'll tell you. I'll tell you all of her. 1081 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,720 But there were both just like, I mean, they were both shit faces. 1082 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:41,120 Well, we're all drunk. And I went, I just want to see 1083 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,520 like the the Irish guy singing the IRS songs in Parkinson. 1084 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,280 I went, that's literally one of the funniest things I've seen in 1085 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,400 my life. And he was like, oh, just 1086 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,440 fucking. I was like, your impression was 1087 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,720 fantastic. And he went, I grew up with 1088 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,920 people like that, you know? And then he was like, here's a 1089 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,160 flyer for your show. And I'm like, thanks for taking 1090 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,720 it. But yeah, like, and then I 1091 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,320 immediately felt bad for for being like, thanks for taking. 1092 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,840 I know you're not coming because that's such a fucking needy 1093 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,880 thing to do. Yeah, yeah. 1094 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,680 People in the go and like. Yeah, yeah. 1095 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,480 You see so many comedians over there, like at 4:00 in the 1096 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:15,360 morning being like, why didn't you come see me and someone? 1097 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,080 Yeah, or like or people just gravitating towards. 1098 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,000 There's nothing worse than like when you see somebody famous and 1099 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,960 then you see comedians edge their conversation closer to the 1100 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,080 person. It's like I don't go and say or 1101 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,280 or don't. Yeah, it's that kind of 1102 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,360 situation where like the Gilda balloon bar that everyone talks 1103 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,160 about, like when someone walks in and somebody could be like, 1104 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,360 yeah, she agreed to see you, and then they go like that two 1105 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,160 seconds and they're just gone. Yeah, yeah. 1106 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,160 Yeah, and you're like. Yeah, they're like, oh, I've 1107 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,840 just got to go there fucking, you know, trying to think of a 1108 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,400 friend of ours who would make this funny, but I can. 1109 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:54,360 Yeah, the. Only guy that was in every bar 1110 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,320 at once. I know, but he's, I remember one 1111 00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,000 time he turned up, I had like a really heavy night out and I 1112 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,080 came out of my show and Jamal, which is there with the swimming 1113 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,680 bag, he's like, I've just been to the pool, He's going to go 1114 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,240 for a pint. And I was like, I can't even 1115 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,400 fucking think. Like please no. 1116 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,240 I've got a visual idea in my head of Jim Owen just very 1117 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,680 slowly but gracefully breast stroking through a pool. 1118 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,480 And there's something very tranquil about that for me. 1119 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,200 Very. I, I, I'm a thing where I, I 1120 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,280 believe that he, yeah, he's doing it, but he doesn't even 1121 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,840 have his nose. It's just the eyebrows. 1122 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:33,200 Just to see if people laugh. I've got them. 1123 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:36,520 I've got questions here from from listeners. 1124 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,800 Let's get stuck in a few of them. 1125 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,800 And Oh yeah, the picture I put up of us was at the wrap party 1126 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,120 for our award-winning sketch show. 1127 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:50,600 Laugh out loud. Lol, trying to think was that, 1128 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,440 was that the one? It was? 1129 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:56,040 And yeah, and look, you and I just wrote said did you book 1130 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,960 swap outfits for the pitcher? No, but we were drunk enough to 1131 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,320 have done that. Yeah, that way I could have been 1132 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,160 a potential. That was a very joking night. 1133 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,640 We went to rain, remember? We went to we started upstairs 1134 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,840 in murals was like the official kind of party and you may give 1135 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,680 us you may give a speech. I don't remember that. 1136 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:17,920 Yeah, yeah, Ray, the producer was as a joke, like, why don't 1137 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,960 you guys get up? Speech, speech, give a speech, 1138 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,680 Did not want us to do it. And you and me got up and just 1139 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,280 like did a very, very funny joint speech. 1140 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,800 Well, we were thanking. People, there's a photo from 1141 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:34,120 that night where like, it's all of us in rain and everybody in 1142 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,080 that show still looks great now except me. 1143 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,440 And in the photo I'm looking at someone's general. 1144 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,440 I'm like, well, that's what happened. 1145 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,840 It's a snapshot of complexion. I mean, there were three. 1146 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,640 Yeah, I mean, if, if that night out happened now, if like the 1147 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,520 venue, that's rain. If you walked in and you saw me, 1148 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,680 you call him Ashlyn B, Yasmin Akram and whoever else should be 1149 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,480 like, what the fuck is going on? How do these people know each 1150 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,880 other? I know. 1151 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,960 Fucking hell. Matthew Merlin says, would you 1152 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,680 accept the spare vaccine if they called you right now? 1153 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:18,000 That's a great question. And yeah, I think what he means 1154 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,560 is like, well, I'll interpret it this way. 1155 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:25,800 Say you know, someone that works for either like, you know, a 1156 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,600 medic like the NHS or, or whatever or, or, or one of the 1157 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:33,160 big pharma companies and they're like, listen, got a few vaccines 1158 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,640 left over here. Yeah. 1159 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:36,440 You're not taking it away from someone. 1160 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,000 It's just, it's going to be, it's going in the bin anyway. 1161 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,120 You may as well leave it. Would you? 1162 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,920 Would you get it? No, I'm kind of like, I think 1163 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,600 like let the people that really need it and really, really want 1164 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,400 them to get it first, but it's. Going in the bed if you don't, 1165 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,360 is this a play way of you saying you don't want, you're not 1166 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,440 hungry, you don't want it? I'm all right, thank you. 1167 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,200 No, it's not like I would have poked with this one where I'm 1168 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,960 like, if I fucking have to get it, I'll get it right, Right, 1169 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,760 right. But at the minute I'm like, 1170 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,120 because it, it doesn't stop you getting COVID. 1171 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,320 It just like produces the symptoms. 1172 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:19,160 Yeah, but for somebody in their 30s who's reasonably healthy, 1173 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,240 the symptoms aren't that fucking bad. 1174 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,520 So I'm like, I'll just text. Well. 1175 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,440 You might not have a choice because you know, what they're 1176 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,760 going to do is, I can't remember who was talking about in this 1177 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,880 podcast before, all the sort of teenagers in high vis that 1178 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,040 worked on at the test centres, you know, like waving in and 1179 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,600 stuff. They're giving them blow darts 1180 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,120 and vaccines. I've heard that in the next 1181 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,600 couple of months and they're just going to say like run a 1182 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,640 boat and just get people so. I'll tell you what, like I 1183 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,640 wasn't even up for getting tested for it and then I found 1184 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,800 that they're going to swab your arsehole and now I'm like, sign 1185 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:53,080 me up. I've done up before tests, I've 1186 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,320 already taken just. Every day you're like, well, we 1187 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,360 tickle here. I think I've gone as I'm away. 1188 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:03,000 I'll be back in a minute my cut the arse into my jeans. 1189 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,920 The way to get tested. Oh, it's not the cotton, but 1190 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:11,840 don't. Try to kiss it and go me. 1191 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,200 Listen, I know you have to do my throat too, but listen, they 1192 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,160 are, they are after it's actually. 1193 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,800 Turning up a bottle of poppers. Fucking test me twice. 1194 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:33,480 Oren OK you're there at noon is any 4:00 to Oren OK and says any 1195 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,320 England and wind venues might open again. 1196 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:40,440 Fuming here on the Lisburn Rd. A fuming fuming on the Lisburn 1197 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,280 Rd sounds like a local rappers album. 1198 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,040 Now we could spend our time. I think it was, I think what 1199 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,840 happened to me on a real when I went to Chalcos and it was 1200 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,000 closed when. You went to where? 1201 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,960 Chalcos and they closed. I was just fucking stand there 1202 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,560 fuming. What is that a chippy or a 1203 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,080 burrito place? You ever? 1204 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,640 Did you ever go to Chalcos? Is this on Botanic? 1205 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,000 No, it was enlistment Rd. It was like no, no, it was 1206 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:05,920 class. It was. 1207 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,160 Many people believed it was superior to Budgum at the time, 1208 00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,280 but we'll not go into that. It's another conspiracy theory 1209 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,880 for later on. It's a big one that no one's 1210 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,880 talking about. Well, I'd listen. 1211 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:24,600 Black beans fuck up. Matt says if Mickey and Aaron 1212 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,600 trying to figure out what iron he's talking about will go with 1213 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,720 which iron do I think he's talking about? 1214 00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,120 I'll know by the end of the question, I reckon. 1215 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,280 If Mickey and Aaron were the were your only options as 1216 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,840 babysitters for you to take a nice romantic weekend, who who 1217 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,160 would you pick to look after your child and how scared would 1218 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:49,600 you be so? If I would say no matter what it 1219 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,880 is, my advice to you would be let me do it. 1220 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,800 I think, I think he's talking about Aaron Butler, because when 1221 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,480 Butler was on the podcast, I think we talked about that. 1222 00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,120 And so I would say, yeah, that's what it is. 1223 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,560 Aaron Butler is Dave's daughter, Matilda's godfather. 1224 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,840 I'm his other daughter, Holly's godfather. 1225 01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:11,280 I said to Dave, you better hope you don't die because Holly will 1226 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,920 be OK. But you know, But Matilda, like, 1227 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,280 I don't. I don't know what I'm going to, 1228 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,080 I think. Matilda would grow to be a gay 1229 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:25,480 wee boy. I think, I think, but I think 1230 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,480 Butler would surprise you. I think, I think it's hurts. 1231 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,800 In the right place, he'd do a good job. 1232 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,760 But who would I pick as a babysitter? 1233 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,480 I mean, you definitely have experience with your nephew. 1234 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,040 Yeah, I'm like I'm a baby whisperer. 1235 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,360 Yeah, I've heard this. Colin told me that, he said. 1236 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,760 I can't remember what we're saying. 1237 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,280 Eagles. Mickey is very good with 1238 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,480 children. Yeah, just the wee fuck it. 1239 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,760 I just, I just like, especially whenever they're old enough to 1240 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,600 start throwing, like hitting and stuff. 1241 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,800 And my nephew's 2 now and I'm we've got a great thing going 1242 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,680 on. You taking them to you tune to 1243 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,920 the church hall. He's got exactly, yeah. 1244 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,280 Certain certain out you're a Nissan. 1245 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,040 Wax bottom we burn on chucks and stuff. 1246 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,800 Yeah, I'd have. I'd have. 1247 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,120 I'd have no problem with that. I'd have no problem with you 1248 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,960 looking. After I don't know if no one 1249 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,160 takes us yet, I'll be like, listen. 1250 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,680 It's been fun, but yeah. Yeah, we're not there yet. 1251 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,600 Well, the good thing is, like me, he does not chip. 1252 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,840 Oh, really? Yeah, just. 1253 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,200 At all or just like? No, I'm like Kim Jong Un. 1254 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,240 I just, I just don't take me and Baby Spice. 1255 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,280 We just, we just don't. You still do it? 1256 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,240 Yeah. No, it's a very. 1257 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,680 Don't once. Once it no, I do. 1258 01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:40,440 But once a year I go to Tollymore Forest and I go to a 1259 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,760 certain enchanted little lake and then I just put my pants 1260 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,440 down there and just put it and then just that's me for the 1261 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,240 year. Yeah, because it blows the 1262 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,360 whistle. Yeah, yeah, just flies off. 1263 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,160 Yeah, I went there once. As weird as fuck. 1264 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:58,000 Tallymore, don't you? Usually you're not really an 1265 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,760 outdoor guy, you're more. No, I like the shit. 1266 01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:01,080 I like the shit in the house. That you're human? 1267 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,480 Yeah. Are you weird about where you 1268 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:07,840 shit? Not as much as I used to be like 1269 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:11,280 I think just from like from doing stand up and being away so 1270 01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,000 much. You just like, yeah, it doesn't 1271 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:19,240 matter. But I do have like if I will 1272 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,600 locate the nearest Wetherspoons because I have learned that 1273 01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,400 years on the road have taught me that's the safest, nicest places 1274 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,360 yet. Oh, I mean, that's going to 1275 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,920 surprise a lot of people that like you think it's a well 1276 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,960 maintained sort. Of they've got big, big, big 1277 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,120 doors where you're in, you're not necessarily in a cubicle, 1278 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,360 you're in a small en suite. Oh, right. 1279 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,400 OK. Regularly, You know, I remember 1280 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,080 one time flying back to New York and before got in the plane, I 1281 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,200 was like, I think I might need one. 1282 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,920 Looked at the toilets at New York airport. 1283 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:46,480 Just went I'm not doing that, Yeah. 1284 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,080 Yeah, airport. What is it with an air? 1285 01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,360 For some reason the airport is that maybe people have been 1286 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,720 holding it for a while or something. 1287 01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,960 But an airport is not good, I found. 1288 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,280 I mean, you can't. Most hotels are good. 1289 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,840 Yeah. You know if you. 1290 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,400 Just usually good. Yeah, I know. 1291 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,560 Like I've had situations where flying to Australia we're like 1292 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:09,440 stopping in Abu Dhabi and there's a massive queue and I'm 1293 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,680 like, I want to use the hole in the ground. 1294 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:14,640 Fuck it. And I could not figure out the 1295 01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:18,880 mechanics of actually just, I was like, do you take everything 1296 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,280 off and then shit in the hole or are you supposed to just move 1297 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,120 your jeans and go for it? Yeah, take it. 1298 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,920 I'd take. I'd go down to the ankles. 1299 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,760 By the time I'd done all the calculations, somebody knocked 1300 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:28,880 the door and I said, well now I can't go. 1301 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,200 Is there something for you to hold on to? 1302 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,760 No. There is, I think, I think it 1303 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,720 was the sort of we handle thing, but it was just like. 1304 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,680 Yeah, I think, I think I'd be OK with that. 1305 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,280 Like, yeah, I had to during the summer. 1306 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,920 I was out for a run and I had to go. 1307 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,960 Outside. Yeah, just literally at the 1308 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,720 site. Yes, just at the side of the 1309 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,400 just at the side of the road in a, in a, in a, in a Bush. 1310 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,240 Now, how do you what did you do to work with Rome? 1311 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,400 So first of all, I. Your dad's probably all right 1312 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,480 enough. It's not an issue. 1313 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,040 It's not really an issue, but I did it so fast because I read 1314 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:08,760 Andy McNabb said that through his experience in the Army. 1315 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:13,200 If you, if you do quick, if it's a clean break, you're probably 1316 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,840 going to be OK. Don't waste your time. 1317 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:19,320 So I, I just had a clean break and I was relatively OK. 1318 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,400 I mean, I wouldn't go seeking it, you know what I mean? 1319 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:25,600 I like indoors but. I do a thing where I'm quite 1320 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,800 regular when it comes to shit as well. 1321 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:30,760 Shit first thing in the morning, but then I will also make sure I 1322 01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,000 have a shit before I do a worker. 1323 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:36,360 Right, OK. I I would like, I don't know, I 1324 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,320 don't know if most people do that. 1325 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,160 I would just make sure I'm completely empty before I do any 1326 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:40,680 activity have. You ever needed to shit on 1327 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:45,680 stage? No of like I've ran off stage 1328 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,160 needing the piss. I don't even think I have. 1329 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:51,800 And you know, you and me might do a 7080 minute show. 1330 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,720 Yeah, and that's weird that you would never think to, but it's 1331 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,440 the adrenaline thing, isn't? It I do remember one time having 1332 01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,480 a stomach bug and I was doing support for Katie and we were on 1333 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:04,960 at the waterfront and dear McCoy was so we were both doing 1334 01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,760 support and he was bringing me on from the off stage. 1335 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:11,640 Mike and I was like I need to go now yeah I'm going to shit 1336 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:17,360 during your set yeah and the mic wasn't working and he was like 1337 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,440 no, he's trying to call me back and I was like I don't give AI 1338 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:23,200 just walked out cold 2000 people just like yeah this has to 1339 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,520 happen now yeah also one time doing a corporate yeah it was 1340 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:30,920 pretty rough, but yeah the shit tends it tends to be like you'll 1341 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,120 be fine for half an hour or an hour and a half whatever yeah 1342 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,800 but a piss is like if I. Do you need to go? 1343 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,400 Yeah. Yeah. 1344 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,280 All right. Well, on that note, I think 1345 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,000 we'll wrap it up. I'm going to let you go. 1346 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:46,080 It's been a good time Deck Chair and Youngs is killing it. 1347 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:48,920 Check us out, we've got a camera online so we're on. 1348 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,680 Great podcast, I saw that. Are you doing public like 1349 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,160 YouTube videos or the the video episodes are for Patreon? 1350 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,800 The video at the minutes just for Patreon, because we've we'll 1351 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,960 have the trend pay the guy who's filmed it in Edinburgh because 1352 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,240 we don't have any computers, right. 1353 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,080 So at the minutes just for Patreon, and then I think we'll 1354 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,440 start releasing some stuff after we've got a few in the bag kind 1355 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,840 of thing. I like it. 1356 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,840 I like it bro in. Business sensor. 1357 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,640 All right, to chain, I haven't finished this series of Cobra 1358 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,840 Kai, but I'm going to over the next week and I'm excited about 1359 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:24,160 it and I'll be thinking of you. Thanks very much but I haven't 1360 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:25,680 finished this series of Queer Eye but. 1361 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,840 I mean, if you put them all in a pot, this is what you're getting 1362 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,960 when they come out. Yeah, unintended. 1363 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,840 No, there is. There is actually one I look 1364 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,560 like. Oh, is it red? 1365 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,640 Yeah, the black. You do have that thing where you 1366 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,880 look like you do have that kind of handsome, I look like 1367 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,000 everybody kind of thing going on. 1368 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,960 I I mean, I look like I could be from a lot of different places. 1369 01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:54,280 I could be Scandinavian, it could be German, it could be 1370 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:57,360 Spanish, I could be from a lot of places. 1371 01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,120 I don't know what it is, but my face, but it's a very like if 1372 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,400 you were creating a character on a computer game, you might start 1373 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,320 with my face. Do you know what I mean? 1374 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,880 Like it's a standard. Yes I've got I think my face is 1375 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,880 if it's a computer game thing. Mine is one of those non 1376 01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:12,840 playable characters that gives you information about your 1377 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:25,200 quest. You can maybe like Master Todd. 1378 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:39,200 Can you do me a favour and, and someday just in real life when 1379 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,480 I'm like going to buy shopping or something, can you just pop 1380 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,400 up from somewhere and just guide? 1381 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:49,280 Me. You don't have enough silver. 1382 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,720 For some reason you're half frog half man. 1383 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:02,560 Not even in the game. Oh, that's enjoyable. 1384 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:06,760 All right, well, I'm going to let you go, but great to chat to 1385 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,600 you and that. Yeah. 1386 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:11,360 Cheerful in the pod. What day? 1387 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:14,480 Tuesday. Tuesday morning. 1388 01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:17,760 Tuesday morning and you just do a quiz on most Fridays, yeah. 1389 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:19,720 Or Friday nights. So cheers. 1390 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:23,520 Join on speaker if you want to. Ask me any question, like one 1391 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,720 question just the leaves on that you've had recently that stands 1392 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:26,479 out. Maybe a? 1393 01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:31,680 General knowledge, How are you? I'm 90% good. 1394 01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:35,800 I had a wobble last week and mainly because I'm missing stand 1395 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,200 up a lot and I hadn't really thought about that and processed 1396 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:41,640 it and I was just being a bit glum. 1397 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,439 But it was mainly because I didn't know why I wasn't feeling 1398 01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,160 like myself. And then it was like I haven't 1399 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:50,160 done the thing that I have always done for the last 1314 1400 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,800 years of my life. So when I thought about that, 1401 01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:56,000 I've been better since then, Right? 1402 01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,120 Good. How are you UK? 1403 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,640 Dead omen, plenty of skipping. Yeah. 1404 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:06,160 So. Yeah.