1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,920 You know guys. You're above that chain. 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:05,120 Calvin came came up with a great line when you when you guys 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:08,800 arrived and then you went to the toilet as a three, which shows 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,760 me the dedication you have to the sketch group. 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,880 You actually went for a pest together. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,920 Yeah, someone might come up with some gold. 7 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,239 You got to be ready to improv. You saw them. 8 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:20,280 Probably did some wacky, just run some downtime to myself, 9 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,040 Calvin said. The boys are at the foil arms 10 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:25,680 and bog. Oh. 11 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:26,800 Yes. Yeah. 12 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,880 Do you like that? I do like that so. 13 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,360 And that's what he's like. That's what he's like. 14 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,119 That's just off the call. Off the call. 15 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:37,240 To be fair, we workshopped that earlier and you might do it. 16 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,680 For consultants, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 17 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,960 OK, we'll say that from now on when the three of us go at the 18 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,560 same time. Yeah, the four arms bog. 19 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,440 I like that we're in London together, it makes me feel nice 20 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,320 and settled. No one. 21 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,160 There's people, there's people from home. 22 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,320 Also Agreement. Yes. 23 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:55,240 Because you get us, don't we? Like you know, it was funny. 24 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,280 I was walking here. This sounds like this is just 25 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,360 stand up opening. I was on the way here today and 26 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,320 that's what happened. I was I was have my phone out 27 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,720 and you know, like you see the videos on whatever Instagram, 28 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,520 all people's phones getting fleece in London. 29 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,200 I don't have them, right. So I have a date. 30 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,120 I'm already I'm growing two hands. 31 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,760 I'm like, yeah, like to see them, Troy, right. 32 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,800 I'm looking at the directions to the place, right? 33 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,600 This guy grabs me from behind, like I hadn't seen him. 34 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,280 I saw somebody in my island behind me. 35 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,800 I was like someone very close to me, you know? 36 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,360 And then he grabs me, double body binds and like, I was like, 37 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,280 whatever, you screwed like this, right? 38 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,160 And even when I knew it was him, I was still swinging around the 39 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,080 punch and I was like still in the fight or flight. 40 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,280 I was like. So you thought instead of your 41 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,240 phone being stolen, you thought you were. 42 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,040 I was being stolen. The old person, they left the 43 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:42,160 phone, they took me. No, I saw some like a couple 100 44 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,400 metres away. It's like slowly approach, 45 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,480 slowly approach, slowly approach. 46 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,880 This is going to be great. I know everyone is in it on high 47 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,880 alert in London when you're a tourist because I go from when I 48 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,440 went run this. I can feel his right arm, the 49 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,440 bicep went fully clenched. The fist was ready like that, 50 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,000 ready to go. Because I think the great thing 51 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,880 about that is I think physical pranks are dying out. 52 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,400 So you don't expect it as much. You know, you don't get tripped. 53 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,000 When was that time you get tripped up by a friend or a 54 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,520 chair pulled out a. Great point. 55 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:12,720 A chair pulled out. Some people be classic, some 56 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,600 people lost their minds but it don't be like you could break 57 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,880 someones back doing that. I always saw the chair pulled 58 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,320 out is kind of fun but me too. Another one would be if you 59 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,200 tripped somebody up and their hands were in their pockets. 60 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,440 Everyone would be like made his hand what are you doing? 61 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,720 Hands were in his pockets. I'm sure you could take them 62 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,360 out, but you? Understanding the leaning, 63 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,880 crouching behind their legs to do some. 64 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,160 He. Pushed the over. 65 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,880 The coordinated attack and he pushed him over the first one 66 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,320 that's. On the classic, wasn't sure it 67 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,080 happened everyone. My dad used to burn me with the 68 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,480 car. Lighter in the car, anyone? 69 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:50,200 And so that's what's up to four of the dog. 70 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:53,600 For a team meeting, That's oh. Man. 71 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,760 We do a stupid prank. It's not me. 72 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,360 Physical and put like with a glass of water. 73 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,680 Yeah, we call it meniscus in person and nerdy. 74 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,160 Is this right? Meniscus. 75 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,640 You know the top layer of the film on the water? 76 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,800 Yeah. If you feel the water up to the 77 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,600 very top, it'll like, slightly go over but hold its shape. 78 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,880 Yeah. And then you give the person 79 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,560 that one they have to try and drink it back with the. 80 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,080 Yeah. Now what I like about that is 81 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,520 even if they spill it on themselves, there's no stain. 82 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,080 So it is a harmless prank. Harmless you get in the lap, but 83 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,240 if that was coffee or something. And real can you Meniscus 84 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,240 coffee? Hey, Chris, you can. 85 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,040 What is the service? Tension of you have always said 86 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,240 I was eating. New Yorkie halftime gig in 87 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,240 court. I know this. 88 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,360 That sounds there. Yeah. 89 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,120 Dreadful bars actually to be honest. 90 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,680 Bottom of the barrel and it maybe it was half time in cork 91 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,040 and was looking around. That's a cheese bit of sugar. 92 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:46,480 Grab the orchid 2 by someone just grabs this throws this like 93 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,360 over top of the dressing. Room on top of the vanity unit 94 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,000 or whatever it was. Yeah, gone. 95 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,040 Sit up there mouthing away. I didn't know. 96 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,920 You were such a prankster. Not really. 97 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,360 Just you're. Pretending the mug came earlier. 98 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,600 You're throwing chocolate around. 99 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,360 Trying to mug a bit of a prankster. 100 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. 101 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:07,320 We, we have a good one going in our office in a in, in Dublin 102 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,120 where there's in the bathroom in the, in the four arms and bog. 103 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,920 There's, there's, there's 22 cubicles side by side, right. 104 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,240 Yeah. And so, right. 105 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,760 I got him with the first time. So he's, he's having a whiz and 106 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,839 it and I just put my shoes underneath into his stall and 107 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,640 it's just, you just look down. It's just a pair of shoes, but 108 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,360 like also running the top, which is quite far away. 109 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:31,040 So then he has to imagine how, how is he, Why is this person, 110 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,520 who is this person? And how are they still washing 111 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,560 their hands? And their feet happened to be I 112 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,840 don't know why it's funny we. Have to escalate each time to 113 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:38,840 come up with something different. 114 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,360 So then I I went one shoe in here and then spread eagle and 115 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:46,040 put another shoe further down and they was like, what is that 116 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,560 person? Doing my next. 117 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,400 The next step, I think is two different shoes. 118 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,040 You know a. Different size of the key. 119 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,320 I think you just got it. Well, you can't do enough, I say 120 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,680 it, I guess. But if you just took off your 121 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,480 shoes and just left them there and then left, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 122 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,240 That was my. Old hide and seek trick, you 123 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,720 know, you put, you put the, you put the empty shoes underneath 124 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,720 the curtain. Oh, yeah. 125 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,160 And then you know, and then, yes. 126 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,000 Yeah, separate. This episode of the Team With Me 127 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,280 podcast is sponsored by none other than that prize guy. 128 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,760 Let me tell you right now, I was driving home from Derry last 129 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,480 night. I was listening to Talk Sport 130 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:21,240 and I heard an ad on Talk Sport for that prize guy. 131 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,200 The man is going international. 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The link is in the description. 174 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:50,480 Back to the episode in my in my house we're doing jump scares. 175 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,920 Oh my kids. Oh yes. 176 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,200 We're doing this and my and I was doing it. 177 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,440 I was getting my kids with a quite a bit and like like 178 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,320 obviously they they could terrified and stuff and I'll be 179 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:04,600 like, Oh my man, come take you away, you know, And I was doing 180 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,880 some jump stuff and then my 5 year old got me and I got really 181 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,480 crossed. Oh, I was like, man, don't do 182 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,680 that. I've been doing it. 183 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,960 I've been doing it doesn't pass. Yeah, how? 184 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:14,880 How? Did you get doing? 185 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,920 What was this? Just I know it's literally 186 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,800 behind the door. Jump out. 187 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,600 Oh. Just behind the door. 188 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,760 That's that's what the five year old gotcha. 189 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,200 Because I've been getting my dad a lot. 190 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:25,200 I, I, I used to scare my 76. Oh, it's just. 191 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,520 To get into back for the lighter. 192 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,240 But I would I would always have done when I was living at home, 193 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,679 like filmed it as well and jumped out and scared my dad. 194 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:36,559 But my dad has like a real bad like heart. 195 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,039 So it got to the point where like and people know that's when 196 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:42,720 comments people would be like family friends would go. 197 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,600 You know, people like all the laughing emojis, laughing emojis 198 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,920 and someone being like she and your Dennis's heart is very bad. 199 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,320 You should not be doing this. So then I had to check with my 200 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:56,040 dad and go if you die doing this, can I still post a clip 201 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,200 100% like he would? He would love nothing more than 202 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,400 that. If you if you jump scare him to 203 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,640 death. Yeah, I mean, I would delete the 204 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,400 end of the video. Is it murder? 205 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,800 Do you still get the inheritance? 206 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,000 Imagine that in prison. Like what are you in for? 207 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:17,520 Behind the cell door, but it's. Bars so you can't really hide 208 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:21,200 behind it, you can just see behind the bar door. 209 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,920 Yeah, no way. But he signed off on that like 210 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,360 he would love that. He would love that. 211 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,080 He would love that. Wow, mad guy. 212 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,000 He's in the callisthenics at the minute. 213 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,400 Oh, is he? Yeah. 214 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,040 He's fit, though, and he's. 76 fit like yeah yeah, he. 215 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,120 Is he doing like muscle UPS and stuff? 216 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,720 Yeah. No, but he's doing the Olympic 217 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,600 rings right. I'm going to show you this. 218 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:42,480 Wow, that's real lazy. 76 so like 2 weeks ago my dad had a 219 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,640 mini stroke right we I took him off the hospital and. 220 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,000 Unrelated to a jump scare. Completely unreal. 221 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,160 And then? Saying great. 222 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,800 It's not good at all. But the doctor went, so I'm not 223 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,400 for you. Just legally speaking, I'm not 224 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,520 scaring him, right? But the doctor was like, 225 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,200 obviously you got to take it easy for a long time. 226 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,800 OK, you can verify this. This was sent. 227 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:07,080 Yeah, Monday, right? That's a picture. 228 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,440 Oh my God. That's my dad, my 76 year old 229 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,600 dad, hanging upside down at the gym. 230 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,600 After the stroke. After the stroke. 231 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,600 Wow, how? How long after the stroke? 232 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,000 Could like 3 hours. No. 233 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,520 Was he able to do it before the stroke? 234 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,320 Four days, yeah. He was he able to play the 235 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,680 piano. He has a Chinese accent, no? 236 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,160 That's incredible. What do you what do? 237 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,400 You guys get up to during the day, see when you're in London, 238 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,960 like yeah, what do you use? Do activities or anything I can 239 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,000 see voice in? An arcade or a fun run? 240 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,960 Yeah. Yeah, you, you got, you would, 241 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,680 you would do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 242 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,080 That's about a few hours and you play game. 243 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,960 You you could play game and get. Good, I'll just get 3 at the 244 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,120 moment. Yeah, a little bit that to chill 245 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,960 out before the show, sleep with some of the characters in the in 246 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,920 the game that's happened. You can have sex with people in 247 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,840 the game. It's just it's one of the 248 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:56,800 options. What game is this? 249 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,120 Staying in your voice. What game is it? 250 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,880 Bowler's Gate 3. It's like. 251 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,320 Can I say I've never owned the console? 252 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,360 Right. So I don't know about the game 253 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,120 in the world. Yeah. 254 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,400 The last thing I wrote sort of know about is Mario Kart. 255 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,400 Yeah. So you're saying this game. 256 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,440 Yeah. Folders. 257 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,320 Gate. Yeah. 3, Three. 258 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,840 Yeah. They were able in one and two. 259 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,040 Were you able to have sexual characters? 260 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,200 I haven't. Played one or two, I don't know. 261 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,760 I've just went straight in with three and it's like next 262 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,120 generation. Obviously you. 263 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,360 Know do you want a headset for? US. 264 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,240 No, no, it's not VR. No, it's still more. 265 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,200 And when you're having sex, you do like the buttons for moves. 266 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:36,080 There was 11 instance. L2L2L2L. 2 left right BA star 267 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,560 combo combo you. Have to get the the button in 268 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,560 the in the right place and then it and then stay there for a 269 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,280 certain amount. Of time gives it like pay extra 270 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,760 for Lube you know you're doing game. 271 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,880 Purchases Yeah. Mediaeval Lube as well. 272 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:47,480 Fuck. Right. 273 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,080 Oh, it's mediaeval. Oh, it's like. 274 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,640 Lard. Lard. 275 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,200 Yeah, jar of lard. Oh, I'm on the stretching rock. 276 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,560 Oh no, no, it's good. Good. 277 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:04,160 You've received one jar of lard. What should be easier with the 278 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:08,360 Lord? What else are you trying to do 279 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,880 in the game though? And you're trying to kill 280 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:15,280 monsters and vampires and yeah, like, forget puzzles. 281 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,680 It's like duns and Dragons teamed. 282 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,360 So it rolls dice on the screen for you. 283 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,800 So it'd be more like, do do you make your finish roll the dice 284 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,160 sort of thing. But they don't give you that 285 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,640 option. They just do it for you. 286 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,840 There is an option of like you go, there is you're with this 287 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,440 kind of quite, quite tough character and she offers of her 288 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,920 services. She a busty maiden. 289 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,920 Yeah, no, he's not that busty is quite athletic and kind of, she 290 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,040 said She's she's. On the range on my. 291 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,320 Green skin, Yeah, it's got green skin, right? 292 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,320 And there's an option of like, do you want to take over or let 293 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,880 her take over? So that was the option. 294 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:54,000 Do you know what I mean? Do you want her to lead or do 295 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,280 you want to lead and it gives you an? 296 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,760 Option and you play this in a shopping centre and like the in 297 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:04,080 the middle of the. I say your idea, your idea that 298 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,400 you could play with the buttons. I do the moves like you're 299 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,400 playing Street Fighter. But I would want to, if I was 300 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,560 doing that, I would want to be like able to do certain things. 301 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,400 Yeah, yeah. You know. 302 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,960 Each character has special. Moves, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 303 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,400 You buy add-ons, you buy like a, like a. 304 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,920 You can add it. You know, I mean from from 305 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,920 Street Fighter, the costumes can remain the same. 306 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, already there's a game 307 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,960 idea, OK. Do you like see on show days? 308 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,800 Do you guys eat together? Sometimes we try and do the big 309 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,840 feed. Do you do this? 310 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,520 Well, you know, the show is that like, you know, it's like a 311 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,400 dinner time. Yeah. 312 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,160 And you're like, oh, so when do you don't? 313 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,120 You can't eat just before the show because then you're like, 314 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,880 oh, sires, but then you can't come in hungry so. 315 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,240 Say the shows at 8:00 PM start. Yeah, yeah. 316 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,360 Big feeder like. Three. 317 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,840 Yeah, Nah, too early for me too. Early for you? 318 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,360 Too early? Maybe just not eating enough for 319 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,960 three. No the big, but I'm the same 320 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,960 sport. I like to eat pretty close 321 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,680 before and a substantial meal. Oh really? 322 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,840 Two hours. Two hours what you're getting? 323 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,280 The value of it that fit the sport is it not 3 hours before 324 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,120 you get? There, I'll be hungry when I 325 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,040 play. I always get the oranges in, you 326 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,480 know what I mean? Yeah, we used to have a manager 327 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,400 playing football. His wife used to make chicken 328 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,560 soup and he used to give us it at halftime. 329 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,560 He never got. He was getting terrible results. 330 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,280 But the boys, like always, made the committee keep them on 331 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,480 because the chicken soup was unbelievable. 332 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,960 Thick chicken soup flask and these plastic cups. 333 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,720 And it was way honest. It was the worst thing. 334 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,480 They did have time for you. It was just way in US time. 335 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,400 I can still taste the chicken and sweet corn in a soup I was 336 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:33,920 on. Yeah. 337 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,960 Would you come up with halftime in a show now and going, oh, I'd 338 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,120 love a chicken soup? I would take a little flask of 339 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,920 chicken soup if if it was offered to me during. 340 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,360 The show, Yeah, yeah. But see, what would you have at 341 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,520 6:00? What would you meal be? 342 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,520 Would you be like Damien Duff? Big thing, a pasta. 343 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:53,200 No, I do like a like a Nandos or Wagamama or something nice. 344 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,880 Something like that. Yeah, umm. 345 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:02,160 Hello, hello, Do. You guys know the first time we 346 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,000 did a gig together? I was trying to think Lurgan. 347 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,520 Yeah, Lurgan laughs. I was thinking this morning, eh, 348 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,680 you were ripping it out of Lurgan. 349 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,800 That was my memory of us. I would. 350 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,720 I would have a good one in Lurgan. 351 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,160 Yeah. You know where else? 352 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,200 That was my like. Yeah, you were having a great. 353 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,600 Game. I was like Barry Manilow in 354 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,200 Vegas called in Logan for a while. 355 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,520 We can. We'll be on with Sean Hackerty 356 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,280 that night as well. Sean was running. 357 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,480 Gigs Sean had the monopoly on Logan. 358 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,640 He he's from Logan. Is he's from Logan? 359 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,520 Yeah, he was like he was operating everywhere. 360 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,320 If if you if the if a place in Logan served alcohol. 361 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,480 Hegarty had a show there. Brilliant. 362 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,400 He would muscle in, you know. Yeah, he would. 363 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,040 He would. He was like a union guy, you 364 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,680 know, he'd be like you have to take my show. 365 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,840 But he had every air. I show in a bowling alley. 366 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,880 Did he did he do you? And I'm just realising in the I 367 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,200 just had a pod to reach James the comedian footballer before 368 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,640 this, and we talked about bowling. 369 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,280 But in my head we talked about bowling and I realised it 370 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,320 didn't. So I went. 371 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,440 We even did a show in a bowling alley. 372 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,800 But the way I presented it was like we've been talking about 373 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,720 bowling. But kind of really. 374 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,680 So that's my that was my enthusiasm for bowling. 375 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,160 Still pretty cool though. Interesting. 376 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,680 I mean, even though I wasn't Privy to an earlier conversation 377 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,160 I'm still into. By the way, he did a show in a 378 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,680 bowling alley because it had a bar, but they didn't stop the 379 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,480 bowling. You could hear all the bowling 380 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,640 goal that. Was my next question which? 381 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,880 Would have been great for a punch line. 382 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,480 Yeah, as soon as you had a punch line or terrible. 383 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,480 In the setup, it's like the ice bucket in the international bar. 384 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,080 Oh yeah, Dublin, yeah. I think bar stuff, if there's 385 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,400 something like that, they they do it louder, yeah. 386 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,360 Cockroaches are like, oh, look, I'm I'm not like I'm continuing 387 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,800 my job the way I've always done this and then and but that extra 388 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,080 ferocity is like and normally get the ice on normally. 389 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,840 Get it like this? Yeah. 390 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,760 Yeah. Did you play the the bowling 391 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,000 alley? One I did the bowling alley one. 392 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:49,640 What was it? Was it? 393 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,040 Was it like? I think you only did one. 394 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,760 I think it was. Oh, that's surprising. 395 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,280 But it was Lurgan, so you ripped it. 396 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,240 Yes, yes, yes, I had a good one. But umm, you got a strike. 397 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,840 But yeah, I remember it was in the courthouse place called the 398 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,640 courthouse. Yeah, I didn't remember the name 399 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,800 of it, but I knew it was in Lurgan. 400 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,680 It was a good game I feel like. There was, there was a few of 401 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,880 those. We were probably all together 402 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,160 and there was one where there was karaoke. 403 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960 This we did a gig somewhere, not in Lurgan. 404 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,280 Was it? It wasn't libraries is. 405 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,000 It no, it might have been over the border. 406 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,480 It was a small gig and me, Mickey and no, we were getting 407 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,119 somewhere else and then we went to see you guys close. 408 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,080 It's probably like 1718 years ago. 409 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,760 Yeah. Right beside the bath, there was 410 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,600 it. No, I think it was somewhere 411 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,200 weird, some weird time in the sort of middle of north, but you 412 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,920 guys would have gigged in the North quite a bit at the start. 413 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,400 Yeah, gigs are great up there. Yeah, yes. 414 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,480 Because not many, not many acts would have done it, really would 415 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,160 have been bothered coming up. We've got anywhere. 416 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,280 We used to sing a song. On the way back. 417 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,200 Back from I should have where this came from, it was actually 418 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,760 because I think one of our first ever big gigs, or rather no, it 419 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,600 was the first gig that we probably actually sold any 420 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,640 merch, right. So Black Box was the black box 421 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,680 in Belfast and this is probably where the song came from. 422 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,040 And then we just sang it for every gig we played. 423 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,440 N We go to the north, we take all the money, we drive back 424 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:14,640 down to the South. We just got the three of us in 425 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,280 the car at midnight. We'd have. 426 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:25,600 Cash for the first, that's the other we started that was 427 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,280 another trip back from from Belfast where we started that 428 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,440 other chance, 18 quid. Yeah, it was definitely 429 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,120 something like that, but. You know, like you. 430 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,040 Break the pain. Sterling. 431 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,680 That boxing changed the game and create the chance. 432 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,560 Totally worth it. Yeah. 433 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,560 What was the other chance we had? 434 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,520 The other. Chance to go? 435 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,920 Do you do that Channel everywhere or is that only if 436 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,520 you're gigging the northern? Only for gigging Northern. 437 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,720 Ireland, yeah, and we'd have to be driving back together, 438 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,720 obviously. Yeah, we usually from Belfast 439 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,800 or. From We wouldn't really do it on 440 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,160 the train or something, no. The enterprise, it's not a good 441 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,320 look, you know, especially if people have been at the show and 442 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,840 see you guys waving all the money. 443 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:03,320 They're wearing the photos like T-shirts, yeah. 444 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,760 It couldn't believe that we brought merchandise and we're 445 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,760 selling it for five, 5 lbs of DVD DVDs at the time. 446 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,400 And we were like, ah, we brought up a few, sold out of them. 447 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,520 We were could not believe us, Yeah. 448 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,720 Couldn't believe people were buying them. 449 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,680 Yeah. I like that, sounds a lot of 450 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,440 fun. It is. 451 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,200 It's great. Crack. 452 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,640 Yeah. How long would you say? 453 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,560 How many? How many renditions of? 454 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,920 What would you get through it? Was it just a quick? 455 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,160 Blast No, no, no. It depends how much cash you 456 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,240 have. The more cash, the more versus. 457 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,960 So like one 1 LB is like 11 chorus. 458 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,240 Yeah, yeah. You know, so the yeah, no ironic 459 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,440 chorus. It was it. 460 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,680 There was always a, there was all those Joyce holds uncle back 461 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,960 then there was always a petrol station because it would always 462 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,920 be past me noise and there would be only one serving hatch. 463 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,800 I don't know, it feels like it. Was. 464 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,360 No, it was. Still in the north. 465 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,800 There was 1 lad left I remember. Do you remember we did this on 466 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,440 the way back? From the game we got the 467 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,680 Twizzlers. Yeah, we kept, we kept asking 468 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,720 your man for chocolate bars that didn't exist. 469 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,600 So it's the middle of the night, we always stop in this one 470 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,520 garage and it's just a hatch that you have to talk through 471 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,880 into. The yeah, we still like edge of 472 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,680 any Twizzlers. I don't have any. 473 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,600 I don't have any Twizzlers. OK. 474 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,760 Do you have any? But it's something Chocolate 475 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,400 cream. Mint chocolate cream. 476 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,600 Like rolomania. I don't have any of them. 477 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,360 No. Hubbubs. 478 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,680 Yeah, hubbubs. Hubbubs don't have them. 479 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,280 And is. You don't have hubbubs is the. 480 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,560 Earnest and he was such a nice. Bloke. 481 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,400 I'm just going to die at hubbub then. 482 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,120 He's going to check for you as well. 483 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,360 Yeah, he was very accommodating. Oh man. 484 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,560 That's yeah. Yeah, yeah, things do. 485 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,800 Can I ask you a question? Did you think, because I'd 486 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,400 reached James on before this, did you think that was the 487 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,040 footballer reached James? I did, he did, I did. 488 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:46,600 So did I. You're asking about the Chelsea 489 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,120 football questions, even though he still turned over you're. 490 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,560 Excited about the World Cup is as much as the next, personally. 491 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,840 Really. Under play. 492 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,040 That's cool. That's a, that's a demeanour 493 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,720 that's gonna. He's gonna go far, yeah. 494 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,320 Really interested in comedy? Yeah, yeah. 495 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,000 Yeah, we kept trying to steer the conversation back to comedy. 496 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,120 Yeah. Yeah, that's true fan. 497 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,160 Yeah, yeah, true comedy fan. I'm playing. 498 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,760 Football tomorrow for a team in London. 499 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,800 Yeah, it's 11 a side league. Team. 500 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,440 Oh, it's a lot of a proper league team. 501 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,400 I've got way. Like you're good. 502 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,320 Though to happen. You're good though. 503 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,520 Yeah, I've seen you play football. 504 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,560 I would say mine. I have a lot of enthusiasm. 505 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,880 No, I think that's unfair. I do remember, I do remember 506 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,000 this. I don't know if I always stick 507 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,640 to me. First time I played in the match 508 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,880 at Kilkenny. Yeah, yeah. 509 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,320 Oh yes. I just plan for rest of the 510 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,520 world. Yeah. 511 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,400 Which I thought was a little bit particle. 512 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,000 Yeah, yeah. But I didn't mind that because I 513 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,240 went, I'm going to play my way into the Ireland team for next 514 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,120 year. And I remember people fuck 515 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,920 around and that game, no one takes it seriously. 516 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,360 Yeah, bar me. Yeah. 517 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:49,160 And I remember the ball was bouncing in the corner and I and 518 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,880 it looked like it was going to go away to play. 519 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,240 Yeah. And it was, it might have been 520 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,520 you 2 and you were in the other team. 521 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,880 And I remember running, spraying into the air, heading the back 522 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,040 into play and then just taking the ball away. 523 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,800 And I remember almost like when I was in the air, the slow 524 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,920 motion look of your face. What the fuck? 525 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,720 Is he doing like? This is not necessary for this 526 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,080 game. Have you been training? 527 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,880 Yeah, I arrived really early. I remember arriving like an hour 528 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,920 before the game and there was nobody there and I was like, why 529 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,280 is no one taking this seriously? Well, we, we were disaster. 530 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,680 We were disaster. We are still abashed. 531 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,640 It was like, so all three of us are playing at one point and oh 532 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,960 God, I think Frank, you were in goals for this particular 533 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,040 moment. You were in goals or I was 534 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,960 central defender. I was led and so there was eh, 535 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,560 eh, eh female pro I think on the other team. 536 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,920 I've been told to mark this girl. 537 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,280 She's fine. I was like. 538 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,160 It's 1, I think. I think I was there. 539 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,600 She was unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 540 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,040 I didn't know this. I was. 541 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,760 Actually a footballer. Like I just thought it was a 542 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,280 bunch of people don't play football and I've been given the 543 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,680 girl to mark and I don't play football. 544 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,200 I was like, OK, this is probably better than that other lad in 545 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,520 the other wing. You looks like she made off. 546 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,240 She goes. She play for Ireland. 547 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,720 Well, we're going to say that because it make us feel better, 548 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,800 but she skins you on the outside, right? 549 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,520 OK, she skins him on the outside, right. 550 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,680 Crosses the ball. Rory O'hanlon, who's about a 551 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,160 foot smarter than me, beats me in the air and heads past Flanco 552 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:25,080 and Goal as itchy foil arms and hog disaster Rory O'hanlon. 553 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,640 He's great in the air, yeah. I've always said. 554 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,680 That sippers. 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The link is in the pocket 582 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,480 stription episode box, but I already said that. 583 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,160 And you're playing just a random 1:00 tomorrow. 584 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,720 It's a team called Saint Paul Celtic. 585 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,880 I busy was putting out a thing man like a little play 5 aside 586 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,920 when I'm here and some guy was like do you want to play in an 587 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,240 11 aside league game And I went yes, why? 588 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,120 How sad is this right? I brought shin pads in my 589 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,440 suitcase. That's sad, that seems 590 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,480 appropriate. No problem. 591 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,320 A bit to machine part it is. I've seen the videos of league 592 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,720 games. This is pretty vicious. 593 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,880 I know. So I hope, I hope there, it's 594 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,480 not like because there is footage of games over here and 595 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,680 they're like. Yeah, but of course they're not. 596 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,880 They're only putting up the footage that of people whacking 597 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,040 each other, not putting up a footage of like 2 nice passes 598 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,360 connected to a goal. It's on the phone, you're always 599 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,000 watching it, and the guy is coming in so fast that he's not 600 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,160 even on camera and just from out of nowhere, yes. 601 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,840 So fast. Yeah, his legs are already, he's 602 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,240 already airborne by the time he enters into Yeah. 603 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? 604 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:54,360 Position you playing. I've just, I just said I'd 605 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,000 obviously don't play for the team, don't know the guy. 606 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,280 So I said just give me a free role. 607 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:01,720 Yeah, Captain, just they said we don't play that formation. 608 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,360 I said put me in between the midfield and upfront. 609 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,560 Just let me express myself. Yeah, I said whatever you want, 610 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,800 but just let me run around the kind of messy role. 611 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,080 Yeah. And let me express myself and do 612 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,040 not give me any instructions. Just what I said, whatever you 613 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,880 want. You'll be on the sideline stern 614 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,440 to think a chicken soup and everyone ready for halftime like 615 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,000 boys this. I'm really important. 616 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,720 Yeah. Good more than the shows. 617 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,040 Wait till tomorrow, yeah? What? 618 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:29,600 What time time? One o'clock 12:00 or 1:00, but I 619 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,880 also don't know where. Somewhere in London. 620 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,280 Top secret until yeah, an hour before the game. 621 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:34,840 Let's. OK. 622 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,320 Let us know. Come down and watch. 623 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,840 I think I might, yeah. The rugby kicks off at 2 so. 624 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,360 But are you going? Are you going? 625 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,760 No, no, it's in. A pub yeah, on ATV I wanted. 626 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,560 A football match this weekend. But there isn't. 627 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,040 There's nothing here, there's nothing going on. 628 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,920 There's only going to see like full number Chelsea or 629 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,160 something. OK, but they also playing away, 630 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,160 are they? Yeah, I think so. 631 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,320 Well the kick off time doesn't make sense for the show. 632 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,560 You said ask you about Chelsea Football Club. 633 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,760 Do ask me about Chelsea football. 634 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,000 We have a Chelsea Football Club story and we've been way better 635 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,280 if Reese James was the footballer, but still. 636 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,120 So cast your mind back to the We've never told him with this, 637 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,880 but we've been dying to tell someone so you usually. 638 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,160 All sign for Chelsea. We have signed for that would be 639 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,560 cool. We're a bit past it, maybe in 640 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,280 our pride. Broke a record with the transfer 641 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,880 fees the lowest ever. Even lower than a free Yeah, 642 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,160 yeah. Yeah, 2018, right. 643 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,360 We were doing, eh, our first, the biggest show we'd ever done. 644 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,920 We'd booked a Hammersmith Apollo and we were like. 645 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,080 Still the biggest show we've ever done. 646 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,800 Yeah, actually. 3000 something 500 yeah, something. 647 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,360 So we were like, Oh my God, this is this is huge. 648 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,560 This is we're really excited, really looking forward to it. 649 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,200 And our agent sends us a mail like a couple of months before 650 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:46,040 it and goes I've had a really weird e-mail just come in about 651 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,440 your publish shop and we're like, yeah, they would somebody 652 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,800 else wants to book us and that someone else is Chelsea Football 653 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,760 Club. They want that Nice. 654 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,440 We'd sold the tickets it was sellers for. 655 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,560 What they can play in there. Well, Reese James could, but no, 656 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,720 it's a it was for their Player of the Year awards. 657 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,640 They wanted the Apollo for the play of the year was. 658 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,240 But we had the night book that was only a few months. 659 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,720 And we were like, we're looking forward to it. 660 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,760 And they were like, we're like, well, no, we're not going to do 661 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,400 that. And he's like, well, this is 662 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,960 Roman Abramovich. He's got some dope, right. 663 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,360 So he's like, we'll give you 25,000 lbs and we're like, 664 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,720 that's more money than me for the gangs. 665 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,920 Yeah, it's quite good. But like, no, because we've been 666 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,160 looking forward to this. We don't cancel shows. 667 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,240 Yeah, you know. Yeah. 668 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,760 These are fans. They've travelled, they've 669 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,480 booked tickets only a few months and we're not doing that. 670 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,240 Yeah. You know. 671 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,800 Terror agent. No, turn the jug on. 672 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,960 Yeah, he's saying yeah, OK, boys will do. 673 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,600 Comes back. They've offered 50 days and 674 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,640 we're like, I mean, we didn't say no as quickly. 675 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,680 We're still going to start it. We're like no, no, no, no, no, 676 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,920 no, we can't do that. We've principals, Yes. 677 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:55,360 We're not doing it £70,000 right. 678 00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:04,280 Oh, dear God. A very weak no £100,000 to not 679 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,240 do the gig. Actually not to not do the gig, 680 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,760 to do the gig. To just move a. 681 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:12,080 Couple of weeks later to move the show 100,000 lbs and we said 682 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,480 no and didn't come back at another offer. 683 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,200 And that was it. We weren't fishing for another 684 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,480 offer. We genuinely didn't want to do 685 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,280 it. Yeah, but our. 686 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,880 Reason it went up is proper bargaining when you actually 687 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,480 don't want. Yeah, we didn't care what our 688 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,120 agent was like to you. Idiot. 689 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,720 To me, you're in a lose lose there because you also it would 690 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,720 be crass if you told the audience that night what you've 691 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,680 given up to do the show. Yeah, we've taken we. 692 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,320 Actually did. They didn't believe us, didn't 693 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,160 believe it. You know, they just think that's 694 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,080 part of the ACT. Yeah. 695 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,560 Wherever you are, you pick the local. 696 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,000 Doesn't matter. Yeah, They offered us 100 grand. 697 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,880 The movement, nobody. OK. 698 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,160 Yeah, didn't react at all. Just. 699 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,040 Yeah, didn't believe. It's the punchline, Yeah. 700 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,120 Yeah, there's no punchline. We just lost money. 701 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:56,080 A. 100. 100,000 lbs Yeah, I'll give you 100 grand not to do 702 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,280 comedy. Yeah, to have a night. 703 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,040 Off to move it. To move it. 704 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,840 Yeah, I probably know Real can be people live in London. 705 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,840 May people. Could people were travelling? 706 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,560 To flown in a book hotel I think it would it. 707 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,840 Was totally, but at that stage it was quite close to the. 708 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,720 I can't remember how close would it have been a month? 709 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,040 I don't know. But like, yeah, I'm glad that we 710 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,520 didn't. Absolutely. 711 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,520 We. Would have been taking Russian 712 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,600 money at that point then. Which was but better for us to 713 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,840 have a stand for them? Yeah, yeah. 714 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,160 And we take all the money and bring it. 715 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:29,360 Back down to the South. That is wild, isn't it? 716 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:34,000 It's pretty because I've had the like the one, not .1% version of 717 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,120 that where maybe you're booked to do a corporate and they they 718 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,000 cancel, they we're cancelling the event. 719 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,160 You're still going to get your failure. 720 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,480 Oh, that's the. Dream something like that is a 721 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:46,400 dream but but 100 grand to just move it. 722 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,600 Walk away. Yeah. 723 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,440 The corporates are a funny one. I always found you just you take 724 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,200 the cheque money and then you hand it straight to your 725 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,760 therapist to recover from. The corporate. 726 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,480 Horrifying. Was like that one we did. 727 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,680 For the Liverpool One. That was me. 728 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,120 Oh God, I was Jesus. Christ. 729 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:07,360 Yeah, because also I feel like with stand up, I can sort of 730 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,800 feel it out and I can go if I have 20 minutes here and this 731 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,040 kind of stuff isn't working, I can then just do maybe this 732 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,760 material or go with that, whereas you guys? 733 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,880 Are totally fan we're locked in and also like you could I would 734 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,200 imagine what they what they are always what they want is just 735 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,080 talk about the company just do jokes about the company and 736 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,240 we're kind of like so we've sketches. 737 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,240 Yeah, we can make some references is going to be in the 738 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,320 schedule, but we did want to never it's the Darkland long. 739 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,680 Ago we chat. We haven't done a corporate in 740 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,560 so long. We just. 741 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,960 Probably the last corporate we did. 742 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,120 It was so bad. So bad was it 10 years ago? 743 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,480 So we're. In this place, in this like in 744 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,280 this like Liverpool, kind of a big, big venue. 745 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,680 I don't know how many people, maybe 500 and eh, and we'd be go 746 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:54,000 in and 1st huge red flag. They're all in fancy dress. 747 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,680 OK, So you know, like they're have to dare to have to crack 748 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,880 with each other and look at each other. 749 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,120 They're not there to see the gig. 750 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,960 Second red flag the Merseyside Beatles are on, who are great 751 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,240 lads, really sound. They're putting on their wigs 752 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,400 and they're getting into their gear. 753 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,800 They went on before went on. Before us and they rent a roof 754 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,400 off the place. And then someone gets on. 755 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,720 Yeah, someone gets on. Was like, all right, all right, 756 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,920 Thank you to the Merseyside Beatles. 757 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,400 Merseyside Beatles. Like, oh, shit, we're finished. 758 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,600 Like, and there's comedy is like that. 759 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,440 And then everyone sit down. Sit down, everybody. 760 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,760 People are stopping. People dance and steal. 761 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,400 Sit down, everyone. Sit down. 762 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,320 Thank you. Sit down. 763 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,240 In the tables that don't even face the stage, you know, the 764 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,560 round tables where some people might look at you and some 765 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,960 people are just chatting and then. 766 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,880 Serving the food at the same time noisily. 767 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,160 And then this huge gap between you and the audience, which I 768 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,160 don't know, maybe was 10 feet, but in my head was 100 metres, 769 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,720 Yes. You know, like no one gave it. 770 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,040 Yeah. And then what the? 771 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,200 Bracket, I tell the breakfast. The breakfast is the worst. 772 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,000 The most horrifying part of it was that we were staying in the 773 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:53,600 hotel. They put U.S. 774 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,160 Open the hotel where everyone was being put up in the same 775 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,680 because it was a conference room in this hotel. 776 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,920 So it like we couldn't look at each other after. 777 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,320 Yeah. It was just so awful, like dying 778 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,680 for I don't know how long, contractually obliged to do. 779 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,040 And then next morning I go down for breakfast and it's those, 780 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,880 you know, kind of boots. There's a little like kind of 781 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,960 bamboo divider, but you can see between the boots. 782 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,680 And so I sit down. I don't have my breakfast and 783 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,920 real miserable. And the booth behind me, they're 784 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,240 kind of back to me. Kind of in their booth was a 785 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:27,760 bunch of suits who'd been at the gig the previous night, and they 786 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,600 were talking about us. Didn't know I was behind them 787 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,440 and they were talking about us. And like all those poor guys, 788 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:38,200 that was awful. You know, how was the gig? 789 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,880 It didn't go down well it. Was done and like it was just 790 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,520 them we were talking about quite a few minutes, which is weird 791 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,640 because I didn't even know who we were there and it was so 792 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,200 humiliate. I was sitting there like trying 793 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,120 to swallow porridge and. Sadness at the same. 794 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,280 Time, right? And I'm just like, I just need 795 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,640 to like army crawl out of here so they don't know that I was 796 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,120 sitting behind them the whole time. 797 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,760 Yeah. And then the worst thing 798 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:04,400 possible, he arrives right over there at the breakfast cart, as 799 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,880 there's no idea what's happening. 800 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,920 And I'm like, oh God, we need to slink away. 801 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,440 No, no, He in his mind is playing his own game. 802 00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:12,920 He puts his arms fully outstretched like this, from 803 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,280 side to side like the full wingspan. 804 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:20,679 The Angel of the North and comes in, runs at the table like an 805 00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:22,440 aeroplane. The whole restaurant turns 806 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,280 around to look. They turn and see that I was 807 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,800 sitting behind them the whole time. 808 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,199 Is it destroying me? And this idiot is there acting 809 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:30,560 like an aeroplane? Hello please. 810 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:36,520 Always see that happen to the next. 811 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,120 What are the odds? I had a similar moment last 812 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,120 night leaving Seoul Theatre. Me and Calvin were walking out 813 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:44,960 and I there was a girl and guy behind us walking in the same 814 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,080 direction and she went what did you think? 815 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,400 And I said, walk fast like a good or bad. 816 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,800 I was like left and I didn't luckily like I got the way fast 817 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,280 because you you don't want that's a no win. 818 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,560 The old time where I've like gone for a piss after a show in 819 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,440 a bar or somewhere and you've heard Pete. 820 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,000 Well, what do you think of that? And you're just like, oh God, 821 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,600 and you don't you don't want to. It's weirder if you go just let 822 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,160 if you had a gone if you had like creamed over your head at 823 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,600 that table at the start of that and when I'm here. 824 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,440 Still bad like if you can't do anything else. 825 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,520 Oh yeah, No, that's worse. You know what? 826 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,920 Point Are you guys on the tour? At the end. 827 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,280 End of his name, yeah, you could choose the the last property 828 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,200 underneath 10 shells or something 10 shells left here or 829 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,200 something like that and then three in Europe that finishes it 830 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,320 off and then. It's in Europe. 831 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,720 I've just done Europe. Oh we yeah, we took on a piece 832 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,840 meal. Our last three are Para, Zurich 833 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,880 and Warsaw. Zurich. 834 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,760 It might have just become one of my favourite comedy cities. 835 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,280 Oh, really? Yeah. 836 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,800 Yeah. Good spot. 837 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800 Have you been? Yes. 838 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,480 Yeah. That was my first time doing it. 839 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,840 Loved it. Yeah. 840 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,240 Grace Room was great, said He was really nice. 841 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,840 I loved it. We, we had a weird one that last 842 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,800 summer in Zurich where and whatever venue were in, we had a 843 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,440 security guard at her at the green room. 844 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,640 That was your outside our door. That's the green door. 845 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,760 Like like proper like security there. 846 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,480 She was ex military. Like, yeah, see her like she's 847 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,080 you just knew like what happened here the last time that they 848 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,480 felt the need to put a security guard inside our door. 849 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,840 And then I was like, I'm actually comfortable with 850 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,000 security guard being here now. Right. 851 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,120 And then I think I let a Ripper of a fart. 852 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,280 It's a real battle. I was just like, oh God, no, 853 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,480 why? Why is she out there? 854 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,720 Move, move. Leave, leave. 855 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,920 Use your training. Get out. 856 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,480 Say for yourself. Stay low. 857 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,160 Yeah, yeah. But it was good fun. 858 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,920 Good girl. Because brilliant Paris, I don't 859 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,520 think I'm going to gig in again. Oh no. 860 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,560 OK, I've just had two bad ones in a row. 861 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,320 Oh dear. Just I don't know what. 862 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,200 I went to the same place here before and I, I just, I didn't 863 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,200 sell great. And then I thought well like 864 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,880 Zurich I was like, well if I've sold hardly any in Paris, I'm 865 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,520 not going to sell any in Zurich. And then Zurich was like 4 times 866 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,760 more people, OK? Weird. 867 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,200 Isn't it so I couldn't work on it? 868 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,640 It's so hard to work. This is so far too many factors. 869 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,160 Weirdy weirdy algorithm does its own thing. 870 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,840 But then we went the Disneyland Room in Paris, which is pretty 871 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:01,600 on, yeah. Go. 872 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,760 There's the option. We just flew early in the day 873 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,760 and then what are we going to do for a day? 874 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,440 So we just went to Disney. It was brilliant. 875 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,640 You. Did Disneyland before doing your 876 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,320 show? Yeah, Oh. 877 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,520 Cool. He exhausted. 878 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,640 That's probably why I don't feel like I had a great one. 879 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,600 It was exactly. Born of course, you went 880 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,680 adrenaline dump of Disneyland. But there was like nobody there 881 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,760 because it was like a Tuesday al queues, no queues it. 882 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,800 Was you Disneyland to yourself? Of course the gig seemed any 883 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,360 gig, a Ripper gig would see crap compared to Disneyland. 884 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,520 Goes to yourself, adrenaline. Here's the key to Disneyland. 885 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,120 And here's an hour and a half. Shadow was born. 886 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,960 Hello. Have you ever played Helsinki? 887 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:45,120 No man should I do it. Yeah, because it's weird. 888 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,520 Is that Scandinavia? Yeah, no. 889 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,720 Not really. Finance, really. 890 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:50,960 Yeah, I don't know. It's all. 891 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,400 It's. All Vikingy. 892 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,680 Well, that's exactly what it is. It is all Vikingy. 893 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,600 Well, we went through with risk, kind of. 894 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,240 So we did like, you know, we did Sweden, we did Norway, and the 895 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,280 gigs were insane. They were off the hook. 896 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,720 Oslo's on the. Yeah, brilliant fun. 897 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,080 The noise is great for. And then our next trip, then we 898 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,600 hit Finland, Helsinki for the first time. 899 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,040 We were like more of the same lads we're going to clean up 900 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,360 over. This is brilliant fun. 901 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,960 Silence. The first half. 902 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,400 No one left here. Asylum suicide? 903 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,520 But is it the sort of place where they go, and this doesn't 904 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,640 help us at all, where they go, they loved it. 905 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,040 They just don't really laugh out loud. 906 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,840 Or sure, yeah. That is exactly what. 907 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,440 It is. They stood up at the end. 908 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,840 Like, not just are they actually stood up to the standing 909 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,120 ovation, like, yeah, like, what the hell? 910 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,240 We were actually kind of annoyed. 911 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,240 And I was afterwards, I was like, what the hell is the story 912 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,640 like? And they're like in Finland, we 913 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,600 laugh on the inside and then you've got us to hold hands. 914 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,400 We didn't like that. We. 915 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,760 Do get a warm up or? Moved. 916 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,320 People. Yeah, they don't. 917 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,480 Like it if you build a house too close to theirs. 918 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,320 They like isolation. Do you remember that there was 919 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,160 a, there was a finished joke going around during COVID, which 920 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,760 I didn't, I didn't guess, but now we do, which was, you know, 921 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,080 a OK, everybody needs to stay 2 metres apart, you know, and then 922 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,040 they're like, the fins were like, you want us to go closer 923 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,040 together? Right, right, right. 924 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,040 So that was the the joke there. But yeah, we, we went, we went. 925 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,480 But the next time, so we went back to Finland because we told 926 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,200 well and we knew that they'd liked it. 927 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,840 Sort of like a screw. Come on, we go back again. 928 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,920 We gave them a. Lecture at the start of the 929 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,080 show. All right, listen up. 930 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,960 This is how it's going to be. If you like it, you laugh. 931 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,560 You don't. You don't have to laugh. 932 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,600 Yeah, and you laugh. Laughing. 933 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,240 Yeah, this is horrified. No, we need. 934 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,120 Feedback. Yeah. 935 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,800 Do we look secure to you? Yeah. 936 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,520 And then they just really, they were the best, bro. 937 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,120 It was up there with the best show of the tour. 938 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,600 Like they really were like, oh, OK. 939 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,080 I mean, they've just been given the permission as a licence to 940 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:36,760 laugh. Yes. 941 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,560 I started this story and. People have told me that about 942 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,160 Stockholm. I was there last week. 943 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,320 Oh yeah. And they were like, they'll be 944 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,000 really reserved. But still enjoy it. 945 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,720 But whatever way it worked, the venue put a divider up across 946 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,320 the room. So it was like 200 people, but 947 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,880 they had put the divider across room. 948 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,360 So it was like it was only going to hold 100, even those 200. 949 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,920 So they were like, we're going to have to pack everybody in. 950 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,360 We're really sorry. Oh, cool. 951 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,000 And it was 10 times better. Yeah. 952 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,120 Because it it was pumping. Oh, that's not everyone on top 953 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:04,960 of each other. Yeah. 954 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,640 When you were on stage, you were right in front of you. 955 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,840 So it was it was one of the best shows. 956 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,440 Oh, that's. So it's such a great thing is 957 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,040 that smash people together so you can feel the shoulder, the 958 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,520 person besides you bounced up and down laughing and you're 959 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,960 just on top of you. Oh, it's quite so much better as 960 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,760 modern. Theatres are so shit for comedy. 961 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,960 They're too comfortable. Yeah. 962 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,120 Or like a multi purpose ones. Yeah. 963 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,480 Yeah. They're just like, well, of 964 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,120 course. I mean, like, I get it for like 965 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,960 fire regulations. They're now like, oh, let's 966 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,240 separate everybody and everyone's got their own exit 967 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,120 and everyone's got their own big chair and huge big aisle, 968 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,960 everything. Everybody's just so spaced out. 969 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,640 Yes. Wonderfully safe and with no 970 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,720 atmosphere. Yeah. 971 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:40,440 And, you know, you go to these old theatres, like, you know, 972 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,200 1930s, twenties theatres and everyone's just rammed in. 973 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,720 I know people were smaller back then, but they're just, you 974 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,400 know, they're just always stacked on top of each other. 975 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,760 You notice last night everything. 976 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,680 The play, the the the the the aisles are between the seats, so 977 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,240 their knees are up with their chin. 978 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:57,000 They kind. Of yeah, because Victoria was 979 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,360 more slender. Yeah, he is. 980 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,880 Yeah, the word like. Yeah, that guy we were picking 981 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,600 on, he sets for the whole show with his legs in the oil. 982 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,200 Yes. He couldn't fit them in the 983 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,160 front of himself. Oh. 984 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,080 Yeah, when you guys said about the Chelsea thing, I thought 985 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,200 you're going to be like someone from Chelsea Football Club 986 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,200 emailed and went like, you know, did he a drug but wants to come 987 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,800 to the show. You ever had that? 988 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,760 Like if you ever had anyone come to the show like a tour show? 989 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,920 Food we had, we've had a few people over the years, but no, 990 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,760 no. Like we had Ron Atkinson, Kate 991 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,520 Middleton open. Yeah. 992 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,560 Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean in Edinburgh. 993 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,720 Yeah, when we were a small time in, in open Edinburgh, yeah, he 994 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,280 was like, I'm looking for the three Irish gentlemen. 995 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,080 Yeah. And then someone put him our 996 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,280 way. Yeah, and I saw him come in. 997 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,360 Yeah, I saw him before and I was like, this is so stupid because 998 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,080 obviously I hadn't seen him on screen a long time. 999 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,360 I go, that's hilarious. That guy looks really like Mr. 1000 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,240 Bean. I might mention that, you know, 1001 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,920 like what I mean. He did look really like Mr B. 1002 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,760 Yeah, no one knows. More like Mr B. 1003 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,960 Always said I was on, so I was on, I was on the money. 1004 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,760 The impressions on point. Was he laughing? 1005 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,720 Or is he you? Know it couldn't seem during the 1006 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,600 show, only at the start and. He didn't sit like, yeah. 1007 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,360 Yeah, yeah, he probably knew what he was. 1008 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,880 Doing because I I don't think, I don't think Rowan Atkinson slaps 1009 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,960 his knee, laugh and like, I think he'd be a little bit 1010 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,440 finished. I think he'd go. 1011 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,320 That was unbelievable. Yeah, I think he wouldn't. 1012 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,480 Do you do this? We do this. 1013 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,600 Well, I certainly do when like when we're writing, but like 1014 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,560 when it's really like if we have to get like one of the weekly 1015 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,480 videos out or something like you just get into frame mind. 1016 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,560 But the time pressure comes a little bit apparent. 1017 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,680 Unlike jokes no longer are funny. 1018 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,040 It's like that's really funny. Great. 1019 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,160 Yeah, I think when I. That's great when I'm watching. 1020 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:32,840 Very funny. Great. 1021 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,080 Works. When I'm watching comedy, Oh 1022 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,840 yeah, I'm watching it technically, you know, yeah, 1023 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,080 yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll be like, this is 1024 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,080 unbelievable. But I'm just watching it, 1025 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,240 thinking about how's that worked. 1026 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,240 Out there's no laughing, just come from That's a fantastic. 1027 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,000 Joke body and brain and kind of appreciate life more than the 1028 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,120 rest of you. Way through Balders gate, right? 1029 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:57,680 Of imagination, like I said, I enjoy grateful grateful for all 1030 00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,280 the. Fruits. 1031 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,440 Me. They green fruits, you know. 1032 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,680 Rowan would freak me out if he was out of show. 1033 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,640 Yeah, feel so much pressure. Oh, I'm glad I didn't know. 1034 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,840 Anyone else like that? Like at the friend? 1035 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,720 You must have people. You didn't really. 1036 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,880 People who wasn't Middleton. Yeah, we Middleton. 1037 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,960 Yeah. Middleton, yeah, the. 1038 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,680 Show was delayed for her as well. 1039 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,440 Yeah. Right. 1040 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,040 Yeah, yeah, 20 minutes long. You given Pepper Middleton like. 1041 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,880 Oh, we didn't give it to her. Yeah, the pair is it be? 1042 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,440 15 minutes I think it was and I was like, that's the Max. 1043 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,840 But they wouldn't tell us who it was or like we're we're waiting 1044 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,920 for one person. I was like for one person. 1045 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,440 What was your fault? I was a really. 1046 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,880 Star at the show. Like just to have 300 people in 1047 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,320 there. Let me run some people by you 1048 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,560 and tell me if you would delay the show for them. 1049 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,640 Oh, yeah, great. How long would you give this 1050 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,160 person Wonderful straight off the bat? 1051 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,120 Michael Flatley. Would you delay the show for 1052 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:44,960 Flatley? No way. 1053 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,560 Sorry, Mike, no. We met him. 1054 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,440 He's not nice, dude. Yeah, but he wouldn't. 1055 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,400 He wouldn't delay the show. He wouldn't delay pronounce it. 1056 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,480 He. Wouldn't want to delayed. 1057 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,040 No, that's a no. Because he's show. 1058 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,960 But yeah, no, he's. Just sitting in the crowd. 1059 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,840 No, no, no, no, I actually. Think Flatley wouldn't be late? 1060 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,880 I think he's, I don't think. I don't think so. 1061 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,920 I'm not. He's a guy. 1062 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,680 He's, you know, he's too much like fashion. 1063 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,360 Like right the black that's right, not the Blackbird is. 1064 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,120 That gonna be it. No, no one can I do what he does 1065 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,240 right? Umm. 1066 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,240 Look, the way he's the first person you thought of. 1067 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,600 Steve McFadden plays Phil Mitchell and EastEnders is that? 1068 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,040 NFL Oh, I don't know. I don't know because I don't 1069 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,720 know. We don't know. 1070 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:26,040 Who he is sorry. What about Roy King you delay a 1071 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,720 show for? No, he wouldn't want to. 1072 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,960 No, you wouldn't show for. But that's OK. 1073 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:34,640 In this hypothetical, there's been a an accident on the 1074 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,960 motorway. OK, so this person isn't saying 1075 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,800 delay the show for me. This person was supposed to come 1076 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,720 to the show and out of their hands. 1077 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,320 Their representatives have called your representatives and 1078 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,040 said they're not going to make it in time. 1079 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,640 So it's not like they're making a point by coming late. 1080 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,840 It's just out of their. Hands no. 1081 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,440 If it's Roy Keane, still no. Definitely not with Roy Keane. 1082 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,800 He wouldn't respect us if we did. 1083 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,600 Would you lay the show for me? Yes. 1084 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:57,680 Yeah. Just go ahead, Shaw says. 1085 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,400 Hey, why didn't you start? To do that, yeah, Yeah, sorry. 1086 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,560 When you start, it's your. Job you wait one person. 1087 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,680 Why is your phone on? You shouldn't be checking if 1088 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,840 I'm. Here I've been working on a bit 1089 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,240 of a keno recently. Oh yeah, and you go soft with 1090 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,280 it. Oh yeah, OK, yeah, it's his. 1091 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,120 Job. Yeah. 1092 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,600 Oh, that's nice, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1093 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,880 This is, yeah. Talking about. 1094 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,480 This is his newer work, isn't it? 1095 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,840 Yeah, like, you know, old school. 1096 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,720 Yeah, you lean in for a little. Phrase. 1097 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,920 You're working on that one phrase, Yeah. 1098 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,040 It makes it even scarier. It's like De Niro. 1099 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't do the voice or anything, 1100 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,600 but I can do that. Yeah, yeah, you need it in. 1101 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,280 Umm, what about Drake? No Which Drake? 1102 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,440 Drake. This is the best. 1103 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,320 This is great. Drake. 1104 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,520 There no. People not on the. 1105 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,400 List. I don't think any. 1106 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,920 Rappers, what about Akon? Akon come to a friend show Akon. 1107 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,680 Would you delay for 5 minutes for Akon? 1108 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:46,440 No. No. 1109 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,200 No. Because no. 1110 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,200 Because. Well, because I can't. 1111 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,560 I know. I know some of the songs, but I 1112 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,040 can't tell you. I just, I just don't, Yeah, I'm 1113 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,760 just out of that loop. Yeah, yeah. 1114 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,480 Steady, trying to find the moment, what I do, what I do. 1115 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,520 Your boy Roy Kings was. That's his job. 1116 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,760 The singing like that, that's. Not gonna be a Conor Roy Kane. 1117 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,400 Umm, fucking help me. It's De Niro. 1118 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,320 Robert De Niro. Oh, yeah, right. 1119 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,240 OK, so whenever we're getting somewhere, yeah. 1120 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,400 Legend. And because of his age as well, 1121 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,160 you know, like, yes. It's Edinburgh. 1122 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,040 All this hypotheticals happened in Edinburgh. 1123 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,120 So there's hills and there's. Yeah, you know, he sees he's 1124 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,160 he's getting on in years you. Know you hold the show back 10 1125 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,440 minutes for Robert De Niro. Yeah. 1126 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,680 Yes, and I think as well everyone in the room would be 1127 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,640 totally cool with that as well. Yeah, No one's gonna have a 1128 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,520 problem home. Nobody. 1129 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,280 Watching our show, they just be watching him, yeah, He laughed. 1130 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,320 You can even tell them, like, I'm really sorry, you know, he 1131 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,120 really wouldn't appreciate that. You could tell. 1132 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,040 Yeah. Yeah, Robert. 1133 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,960 Yeah, definitely. What about the guy who slept on 1134 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,680 the ice at time in Dublin? If we. 1135 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,920 Knew who he was. We still don't know the identity 1136 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,600 of man. He slipped. 1137 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,840 Away, I think that is. Because it's really 1138 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,040 embarrassing. Because the camera people, they 1139 00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,280 knew, we've kind of taken advantage of this a little bit 1140 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,080 of like, go, go, you might have died the footage go. 1141 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,680 Later that day, you might have. Just died. 1142 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,400 Did they even help him? A delayed shock? 1143 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,840 Is that great great at Kevin Mcgahren sketch where he did the 1144 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,520 the interview? That's right. 1145 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,080 Are you did whatever fake documentary of Man who slipped 1146 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:16,680 on the ice? Yes. 1147 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,000 That's a great watch if you haven't. 1148 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,920 Seen Kevin's eh? It was it the EFTIS where he did 1149 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,960 that. Brilliant, yes. 1150 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,000 Yeah, he's still. Not two years in a row. 1151 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:29,440 We weren't in it though, so. I was going to say, you wouldn't 1152 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,880 delay for Kevin Mcgaher, you know? 1153 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,120 No way. No way. 1154 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,320 What about we'll do like one or two more here. 1155 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:39,480 What about the Backstreet Boys as a collective? 1156 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,760 Yes. Ah, yeah. 1157 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,080 Backstreet Boys there. Yeah. 1158 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,280 They're huge. Yeah. 1159 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,560 Who was it? We couldn't book a night in, in, 1160 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,600 in. We wanted to do a running. 1161 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,480 Galway. Boys life. 1162 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,320 Boys life. Yeah, were you doing an 1163 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:54,000 Abramovich to boys life? You're like €500. 1164 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,840 Come on, muscle the Mace. Didn't what we wanted to do 1165 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,400 €500? Duffy says yes, McFadden says 1166 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,120 no. Here those. 1167 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,880 Lads are huge, are they both 66 or something like that? 1168 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,040 I wouldn't be coming up against them. 1169 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,600 It's a massive. It was that it was, was it 2 1170 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,400 guys or one guy from Westlife? And yeah, yeah. 1171 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,760 I went on Russell Hart's podcast recently and was talking about 1172 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,520 the boys own song A Different Beat, which is my favourite boys 1173 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,920 own song. How's it go again like? 1174 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:24,640 Yeah, yeah. What I saw the rains out in 1175 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,000 Africa. I don't remember this at all. 1176 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,760 Wait, this is they did this? You're a fool if you haven't 1177 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,120 heard this song. This is one of the greatest 1178 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,680 songs of all time. OK, that's what I was saying on 1179 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:40,040 podcast. It's just like somehow boys only 1180 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,320 taking the spirit of Africa and put it into a song. 1181 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,320 Unbelievable. I'm. 1182 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,720 Going to have to give a listen because it's hard to believe. 1183 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,520 And then boys don't comment on the clip yesterday like the 1184 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,080 official boys on account. And we're like, we'll have to, 1185 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,080 we'll have to see you singing this at the at our London show 1186 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,440 in the crowd. So then I was DM and back and 1187 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,240 forth to the official boys on account and I'm going to the 1188 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,640 show in London. Oh, you're cool. 1189 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,200 Brilliant. Going to delay the show for you. 1190 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,480 That's what I'm thinking. Can I get it? 1191 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,040 Can I get a? Three minute delay on a boys 1192 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,120 don't show at the Emirates Stadium. 1193 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,720 Which large you think is running that account? 1194 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,520 Prestige are. They all out of Duffy, Duffy, 1195 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,720 Duffy. Yeah, Sam, he seems like a sound 1196 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,720 man, does he? Yeah. 1197 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,200 Selling tyres at the front. Yeah, I love it. 1198 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,400 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Legends. 1199 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,400 I think Shane Lynch has access, but he doesn't. 1200 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:21,680 He doesn't really can't. Be. 1201 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,880 Yeah, fair enough. He says I'll get back to it and 1202 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:27,800 then he said I'll do it then OK, but he doesn't want to be doing 1203 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,440 it as she and like she and said he would do it, but he hasn't 1204 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,840 done it. I tell you, it's not Mikey. 1205 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,080 Mikey's got nothing. No chance he's got no, he 1206 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,160 doesn't even know he doesn't have Instagram, that he's not in 1207 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,160 the promo for the. Term No. 1208 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,440 No way. Yes, this is this is adding so 1209 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:43,640 familiar to us like it's a four times and half like who writes 1210 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,360 back? You don't see eh? 1211 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:52,240 Which one like the insta? Yeah, I was messaging you there 1212 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,040 only because I saw your like story in the airport. 1213 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,760 It's like, oh, he could be in the airport and he's like, no, 1214 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,520 London, we're in the air. It's. 1215 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,200 Not such a fun thing to be in the airport at the same time as 1216 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,720 someone that you didn't know. Yeah, you're like, what on earth 1217 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:03,120 are you doing here? Do you remember getting that? 1218 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,240 You get the boss when you're a kid and then you'd see your 1219 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,440 granny on it or something? So exciting. 1220 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,000 Or you ever see you're like granny's in the same room, 1221 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:12,720 You're like, what is going on here? 1222 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,880 See that? Cool. 1223 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,720 That's one level above teacher outside of school. 1224 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,480 Yeah, 2 Grammys in the same room. 1225 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,680 The. Matrix starts glitching a little 1226 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,400 bit. Yeah, 2. 1227 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,080 Crannies in the same. They've changed something. 1228 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,400 You guys don't even you've done your Belfast show, have you? 1229 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,880 Yeah, you've done it, yes. John, I love about this. 1230 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,680 Not in the plug. This is just four friends. 1231 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:37,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we want to take this 1232 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,440 opportunity to promote Boys Zone and they're doing 2 shows in 1233 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,080 London Emirates Stadium. I'm not sure when, but it's 1234 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,720 going to be great. And honestly, you need to listen 1235 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:49,080 to see before the show tonight. Yeah, you've got a show tonight 1236 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,000 in the Palladium. Yes, we do. 1237 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,440 Yeah, a different beat, boys. It's just going to get yeah 1238 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,560 feeling. It's a good tune. 1239 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,800 It's a good tune. It's a good boy zone have done 1240 00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,240 an African banger of a song. Yeah. 1241 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,640 OK, Yeah. Wow. 1242 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,800 And and and and. I know it shouldn't work, but it 1243 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,920 more than works. OK, it more than works. 1244 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,080 Would you say they should open the show with us? 1245 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,800 What would you on close? No, I would open with that. 1246 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:17,280 I would I would probably open with picture of you. 1247 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,160 Yeah, I get a bit of down. To start, I get a few, I get a 1248 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,760 few lively ones going and then I would bring it down a little 1249 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,440 bit. Let's let's have father and son 1250 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,360 bring us into more of a strip back kind of thing. 1251 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,920 Eh, the country still that's W I've seen, but let's have like 1252 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,400 sitting on a step. OK, yeah, White suits. 1253 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,800 We think in white suits. What are we thinking? 1254 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,880 I. Don't think at this stage the 1255 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:40,920 boys need to gimmick it up. I think they're just wearing Wow 1256 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,000 and that you can see. And then and then I want to go 1257 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,840 almost like a like a lively bit at the end, like a little bit of 1258 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,200 a desk. Love me for a reason. 1259 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,160 And a few like yeah, like that. That's still my favourite one. 1260 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,280 And then finish with a different beat and come on for come back 1261 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,280 on for an encore for eh words. Do they do it? 1262 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,760 Yeah, yeah. You're doing the whole gambit of 1263 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,920 London. You're going 11 a side league 1264 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,320 football to a Boy's Own concert. You just cover everything. 1265 00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,080 Yeah, all your bases. What else could you want? 1266 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,880 Nothing. That game. 1267 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,240 Yeah, yeah. Shot the night in a bit of. 1268 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,120 Just maybe I could just watch you played, is that weird? 1269 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,920 No. In the shopping centre. 1270 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,240 Lots, lots of websites dedicated to just that. 1271 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,480 Lads, can I say thank you very much for doing this. 1272 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,040 I've won the party, you guys, for ages. 1273 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,680 Yeah. Likewise, it's great. 1274 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,440 So you can do this. So thank you very much. 1275 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:28,560 Thank you so much. I don't. 1276 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,720 Know why I'm buying to but I just feel like it's OK. 1277 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,840 Just do one of those little song. 1278 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,160 Yeah. Thank you lad. 1279 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:34,840 Thanks so much.