1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,000 How'd the big shows go? Unreal. 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:04,480 Two of the best nights in my career. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,720 Crowd were amazing, venue perfect. 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,840 We Nando's unreal. What's your plan for next year 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,320 Going bigger and better? Next year I'm just going to 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:41,000 relax with a big cup of tea. So welcome to this episode of 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,880 the Tea with Me podcast. With me, she and Todd. 8 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,240 Before we get into this episode, got to tell you a couple of very 9 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,680 quick things. We are sponsored by none other 10 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,520 than that prize guy. A lot of people walking around 11 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:58,280 saying the prize guy, me being one of them, that prize guy, 12 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:04,519 Ireland's largest prize site. 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But does he know about that? 49 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,080 No, you're doing some of us. We're doing a special event. 50 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,360 I'm a millionaire. No, you're not. 51 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,520 Sorry you're not £1,000,000 but this is even better. 52 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,360 You're part of AT With Me Live special event. 53 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,160 OK, It's going to be a lot of fun, you'll love it. 54 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,960 Available. No, you're available. 55 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:23,960 You'll don't. Know. 56 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:28,760 You'll love it. OK, you told me that a certain 57 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,000 tour I'm doing clash with your UK tour dates and they checked 58 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,880 your website. And you don't listen to me. 59 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:39,440 You're right, actually, you did say that Pedro on the with me. 60 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,680 Fuck. Be in my assistance. 61 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,400 There's times in one shot you went, why can't you do this? 62 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,600 Or like you didn't tell me this and I'll have to go up, get the 63 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,840 message and go, yes I did. The link for that is in the 64 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,120 description. TV Podcast live at the SSC 65 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:00,680 Arena, 23rd of May 21st 23rd of May Boom Bang Bang boom 66 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:04,840 surprises, grand things. It's going to be great. 67 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:12,040 This episode of TV Podcast features 2 fantastic comedians. 68 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,960 We have the man with the voice that you've heard there, the 69 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,079 Blackpool visitor he loves. Not anymore. 70 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,079 Umm, ladies and gentlemen, William Thompson. 71 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,960 And we are joined by, I want to say Dublin based, but that's 72 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,120 making an assumption, you know, probably probably don't live 73 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,000 that far from Dublin really. I'm actually from Dublin. 74 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:38,240 Umm, fantastic stand up comedian actress, eh, you might have seen 75 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,480 some stuff online which is absolutely brilliant. 76 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,080 I just watch the sketching with four arms and Hog, which was 10 77 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,560 out of 10 part of RT sketch series that's on at the minute. 78 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,400 The brilliant Justine Stafford. Please enjoy. 79 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,680 I've I've already done the the intro. 80 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,520 This is start of the episode. Oh wow, so I've already done the 81 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,600 intro. I was telling you I've that top. 82 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,160 I love that. I bloody love it now. 83 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,040 I love free stuff. No, but like Guinness is like, 84 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,320 you know the the dream scenario here. 85 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,520 What's the best free thing either of you have ever got? 86 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,440 I think it has to be. I get a laugh from Guinness. 87 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,480 They're very good fans of mine. Yeah, I got another jersey this 88 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,280 week for bows. Yeah, it's a white stunning 89 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,840 with. Their with all that's great. 90 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,400 Yeah, I would like to have that. There so that I got. 91 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,720 Basically give me. No target, I will have that. 92 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,040 Thank you. Come back to your awareness. 93 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,840 When Banshee Bones came back, they sent me two boxes for a 94 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:34,800 little. Just and, you know, banshee 95 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,880 bones. I do indeed. 96 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,160 They yeah, they sent me a jumper. 97 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,360 Yeah. I didn't get the crisp. 98 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,720 I wanted the crisp. Yeah, I don't want Tato merch. 99 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,760 Give me the. Crisp, the crisp itself because 100 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,480 I did I dressed up as it for Halloween one year as the 101 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,240 banshee bones. So I got I had to sacrifice a 102 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,720 piece so. When I when I asked you, did you 103 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,200 know, not only do you know of the existence of banshee bones, 104 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,400 you have been a banshee bone yourself? 105 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,000 Yeah. I was a very fat child, so if 106 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,600 you're talking any kind of food related thing, I'm going to be a 107 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,040 fan of it. But yeah, I sacrificed the PS1 108 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,440 dance match and like had to put myself through it and had the 109 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,160 wig and all. And that was just, they were 110 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,840 coming back the month after. So I was, yeah, I was a big fan. 111 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:16,360 I was in P7 fancy dress strand show strand primary school. 112 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,200 I Father Ted was like huge, obviously on TV. 113 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,240 You're going to say something dodgy, like as in something you 114 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,880 could never do anymore. A costume would be like, Oh no. 115 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:29,000 Robert Mugabe. Yeah, I went. 116 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,120 You went as Father Ted with the episode where he does the 117 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,920 Chinese eyes. That's who you went this. 118 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,680 I went as Father Todd, which I thought was 10 out of 10 hours, 119 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,960 but it was just me and like me with the collar on the 120 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,200 preschool. But then I had a sign on that 121 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,960 said Father Todd. So it was so reliant on the fact 122 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,120 that I was telling you what I was. 123 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,560 You know what I mean? So was it. 124 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,520 I had to do that one year. And it does. 125 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,040 You kind of feel like if I have to explain what it is, is it 126 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,600 that good of a costume? But still, I mean, you're, 127 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,200 you're young. I got like oh back then. 128 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,080 Yeah, can't need to know. Not now. 129 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,280 I was like. Oh Christ, no. 130 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,560 I you have an older energy than me. 131 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,880 I told you before this episode, you look like you're on G being 132 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,040 used to defend Joey Barton. Yeah. 133 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,240 Because life. So you're dressed me down. 134 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,240 I have a weathered spirit. You become a hat guy in a OH. 135 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,080 Man, I love you're. Hot girl just. 136 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,040 I am, I do. I've like six months of the year 137 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,160 it's the woolly hat, and six months of the year it's the cap, 138 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,600 right? I just don't. 139 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,000 Yeah. For the summer, yeah. 140 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,320 Yeah, No, sometimes I mix it up, sometimes even this in the 141 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,080 summer, just to keep, just to keep people guessing. 142 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,240 You and Tenerife for that. Like just bacon. 143 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,320 And I keep it on in the shower. I just like to have it, you 144 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,040 know, it's. You become a real hot guy. 145 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,320 Yeah, and there's bad you during this hot because like I feel 146 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,640 more aggressive when. I Yeah, you look, you look at 147 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,600 yeah. We're trying to say. 148 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,480 Yeah, you had the hat in Blackpool. 149 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:48,920 He loves Blackpool. Just. 150 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,320 A Really. Yeah. 151 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,920 Why? He's banging on a bit for months 152 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,640 telling everyone to go I. Have no reason. 153 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,480 I've never been so I can't speak for my feelings on it. 154 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,600 I liked it the first time I went because it was a fun place, 155 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,560 right? Like it just has a it has like, 156 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,520 arcade beach, Pleasure Beach, fish and chips. 157 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,000 You want to go see Roy Chubby Brown? 158 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,880 He's there. Yeah, he's there a lot. 159 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,280 It's just like a we sell your. Mental right? 160 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,360 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 161 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:16,320 Model myself after yeah. So I was like, I just. 162 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,600 By the way, Halloween next year. Yeah. 163 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,920 Chubby, Brian. I hope not. 164 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,400 I can't put it back on that quickly. 165 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:27,200 Roy Chubby Brown But that's because that's this time I last 166 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,080 time I stayed on the north side of the sea front. 167 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,919 My biggest sea. Front it's literally like a 10 168 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:36,480 minute walk but I swear to God it's like the Berlin Wall. 169 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,480 The difference between the North and South goes up north. 170 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,640 That's where all the tour. That's the tourist event. 171 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,280 So nice. This time I accidentally stayed 172 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,880 in the South side. Awful awful. 173 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,680 Like shops boarded up, nothing open. 174 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,120 I forgot to bring a toothbrush, went to go and buy one and 175 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,760 passed people on the way and thought I might not get one 176 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,320 here. OK, I don't think they. 177 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,960 Do the one, yeah. It's all a guy with four teeth, 178 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,720 and he had the most, yeah. Yeah. 179 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,560 And they were just in his hand. He didn't. 180 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,200 Even you know you need to go. If you like, you'll back me up 181 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,400 on this. If you like seaside resorts, 182 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,800 post. Oh, stunning. 183 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,920 Yeah. Where's hope? 184 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,400 In fact, we went. Remember Me, you and Andrew 185 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,240 before the Olympic gig? Went see swimming and then had 186 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,640 lunch. Fancy lunch? 187 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:20,360 When that? Last year, you don't remember, 188 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,120 we went swimming. In the city just doesn't 189 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,560 remember it's Blackpool or nothing. 190 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,640 Yeah, You know, we didn't play Time Crisis at any stage, so I 191 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,560 don't know. I've had two, isn't there? 192 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,040 I don't remember it. Because I thought you were going 193 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,320 to say Betty Stone. Yeah, it's in me. 194 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,280 It'll be like, I think they have time crisis too. 195 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:39,960 It's very like, not fancy fancy. It did, because that's where I 196 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,560 yes, I do remember this because that's why I had the idea for 197 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,880 the Edinburgh show, because it's. 198 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:48,120 Like in 51st dates when the show were the VCR of her life and 199 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,640 then she just. It all comes back, yeah. 200 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,720 I remember nothing. The one in Newcastle I've been 201 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,040 up to, it's nice. Newcastle here, yeah. 202 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,440 Yeah, It's nice. You explored the North much? 203 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,480 Bits and pieces. This episode of The Team Podcast 204 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,520 is sponsored by none other than our brilliant friend 205 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:06,320 manscaped.com. The number one in men's Below 206 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,840 the belt groom. And you've tried the rest? 207 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,160 You've probably got a rash. 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Yeah, that's right. 239 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,600 I remember just thinking that was like it was a straight, not 240 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,080 a strange. No, but like, because generally 241 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,520 I think that shows like you bring two people who are friends 242 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,720 away, but I think they kind of reached a point that they were 243 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,600 like, we're running out of it. We just put amalgamated people 244 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,560 together and it worked out really well. 245 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,160 Is he always just learning? He is a walking Wikipedia page. 246 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,400 You know, I mean, and is that fun or is that? 247 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,080 I know he was great. Like for, you know, he didn't 248 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:16,000 ever need a tourist guide. Yeah, just, I know everything, 249 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,200 which is very handy because I don't know a lot about anything. 250 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,720 Where did you just go, Eh, Tess and Aliki in Greece, Right. 251 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,760 And it was lovely. But it's the whole concept is 252 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,520 someone gets a expensive luxury holiday and the other one gets a 253 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,120 cheap one. I got the cheap 1. 254 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,640 So that was an idea. Like, he went on a wine tasting 255 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,480 tour and I did an olive oil taste into her. 256 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,480 Yeah, right. And like the woman doing the 257 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,640 tour took the first sip and started choking. 258 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,800 I was like, this isn't confidence. 259 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,480 At all what? What chaser would you most like 260 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,080 to go away with? I go like I do a beta with a 261 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,280 beast look. He'd have a good time. 262 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,680 This is cousin there. He'd have a great time. 263 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,400 That's right. I come there, be through with me 264 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,520 and my cousin wife. We're going to stay with my 265 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,000 father and nephew as well. We're just having a fucking fun 266 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,560 time. He has married his cousin. 267 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,920 I'm not making that. Oh yeah. 268 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,560 I think there was, I think it was more, I think it was like a 269 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,800 second cousin or something that's. 270 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,880 What I was going to ask, I was like, are we talking first here? 271 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,040 Still not OK? Yeah. 272 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,000 No, I don't think it is, but I just mean like, you know. 273 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,520 I'm also pretty sure it was an open marriage, which is mental. 274 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,600 For other cousin only other cousins. 275 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,600 Putting the keys at the bowl in your granny's wake is mental. 276 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,480 I would love to go with only because, like, I've met him a 277 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,360 few times. He's lovely. 278 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:44,760 Paul Sinner, the Cinnamon. One of your You said this 279 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,640 cinnamon. Yeah, the cinnamon. 280 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,440 You said the cinnamon. Like the spice? 281 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,840 Hey also, it's gonna blow your tits off when you realise what 282 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,520 that name is meant, no? I know, but you said it like not 283 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,840 the word plate. But I heard the spice. 284 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,400 Yeah, you said. The cinnamon, Yeah, the 285 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,640 cinnamon, But it's the cinnamon because it sounds like cinnamon. 286 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,840 Yeah, the cinnamon I would love to go on a holiday with so. 287 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,360 You're still saying it. You're still saying it. 288 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,080 Yeah, his name, Yeah, his name is. 289 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,000 Paul Cena the cinnamon, Yeah. Paul Cena the cinnamon. 290 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,960 I would love to go. Fuck. 291 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,600 OK. On a holiday with him, yeah, but 292 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,800 he he does that thing too that like Dara would do where you're 293 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,080 you're just walking past something he hits you like 5 294 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,040 it's. Incredible. 295 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,000 And like, how do you know so much? 296 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,320 It's incredible, but by the 8th one you're outright. 297 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,920 Yeah, I. Don't need to know this much 298 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,520 about in in a bath house. There's something to be said for 299 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,720 not revising. You know what I mean? 300 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,760 You know, but it did, it was funny because it did on like 301 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,960 they did funny edits where it is like Dara on fact one and then 302 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,320 it cuts back and he's on fact 8 and it's like, OK. 303 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,240 And they just start closing the door in front of them and be 304 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,080 like, yeah. Did you, you said you've been 305 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,360 Newcastle them up here a bit like did you ever holiday here 306 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,280 when you were younger or anything? 307 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:57,360 No, but I like I where I'm from a home about about 25 minutes 308 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,200 from like Jonesboro and then you're on up and I. 309 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,720 Said you were from Dublin, started this party. 310 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:06,160 No, yeah, no, I'm from Meads. I love how much research from me 311 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,040 saying it's, I feel very, you know. 312 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,440 So where the bait? Where the I'm. 313 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,880 Wearing the is me. Yeah, OK. 314 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,400 Do you know what I need to hear? I do. 315 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,960 I do. There you go. 316 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,480 I said thank you, There you go, based. 317 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,440 I said based. Based in Dublin, your spot on. 318 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,520 So you wouldn't holiday it over the border or anything? 319 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,200 Wouldn't it? But like I would have again, I 320 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,160 was a fat child and there was a lot of things in Sainsbury's 321 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,440 like postman packed crisps, right they so. 322 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,440 You couldn't have got couldn't. Have got no but I was dead set 323 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,800 and getting them and also tubby toast. 324 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,760 OK, it was only a Marks and Spencer's it was it was brioche. 325 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,840 It was brioche bone I. Am an S Teletubby, OH. 326 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,600 You better believe it. And I was up here age days, just 327 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,720 filling the trolley for all of. Us, that's a weird collab, Yeah, 328 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,840 Teletubbies and M&S, you would think Teletubbies, Tesco's or as 329 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,280 the hand in hand. Yeah, or B&M job sounds like 330 00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:00,200 Toby Toast, but yes, yeah, no, but that's when a lot of they 331 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,400 don't really do it so much anymore. 332 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,600 But almost every TV show had a food. 333 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,840 Yeah. As a kid, Bob the Builder had 334 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,320 crisps. Oh my God, Barney as well. 335 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,880 What was the ham? Billy Roll. 336 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,160 The ham, but he was on the TV. Philly bar. 337 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,400 There's not Billy Barry, so we bars face. 338 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,600 It there's a, there's a clown one there's a bear one, there's 339 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,440 a yeah, yeah. So you had the what? 340 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,480 You had to head up to Newry, to Yeah, to. 341 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,400 Get snacks. To get all. 342 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:28,200 This and then this is pathetic now, but even when I was like 343 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,800 late 20s, they stopped doing ricicles because there's too 344 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,920 much sugar in them. And don't get me wrong, it's 345 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,880 just Rice Krispies. I could put sugar, but it's not 346 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,280 this. You're. 347 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,160 Right. No, you're right. 348 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,200 Not the. Same. 349 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,880 You're right. Yeah, I want to lose my teeth 350 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,400 like so I would go up again and I. 351 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,240 It's like, you know, all cornflakes with sugar doesn't 352 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,760 necessarily give you Frosties. Yeah. 353 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,840 I'm not annoying, not grace and annoys me. 354 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,280 I get why you can't have them. It's bad for kids, you know it's 355 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,640 bad for sugar to be and everything. 356 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,280 But also, I'm a grown man. Yeah, do you ever put cinnamon 357 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,360 on your cereal or anything? I do put cinnamon on my shirt. 358 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:01,120 I have Cinnamon grammes, which is a delicious and educational 359 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,520 cereal. Yeah, cinnamon. 360 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,240 Great, we said. I said before I said it again, 361 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,480 Cinnamon grammes are the best. They're. 362 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,760 Unreal. We're the best. 363 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,319 They used to do golden grammes as well. 364 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,640 I remember them. This is finally my people. 365 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,960 I'm not excited. Were you? 366 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,040 Like I just fought kids around this. 367 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,319 Top three breakfast cereals back in the day Back in the day when 368 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:22,880 kids nowadays, they'll live longer, but they'll never 369 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,280 appreciate but. I don't want to live. 370 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,960 And they're also no crack kids. You're happy to. 371 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,920 You've been to you've been to Greece with Darren from The 372 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,880 Chase. They. 373 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,960 Discontinued Telly Teletubby toast. 374 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,840 What is there to live? For? 375 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,560 Shame. Yeah, the kids these days are no 376 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,320 crack. They're no fun. 377 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,280 Yeah, because they're not getting that sugar. 378 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,560 We were funks. We had that sugar rush of yeah. 379 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,800 And then you would say whatever came in your head. 380 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,280 Yeah. Now, as a parent, it's probably 381 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,480 beneficial. Oh big. 382 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,400 Time yeah, big I can see the benefits there but as the child 383 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,800 my. Son had strawberries breakfast 384 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,200 this morning. I wouldn't even if you'd have 385 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,520 said that to me as a child, that. 386 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,840 I've been like, are the are the depth in chocolate? 387 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,640 It's the strawberry half the. 20s on them, yeah. 388 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,880 Pop Tarts. Yeah, it was the strawberry jam 389 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,880 pop. Tarts. 390 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,120 When my when my mom used to work early mornings so I'd be left in 391 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,920 the house by myself when I was like 9 or 10 You. 392 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,240 Matilda And then you've got magic powder. 393 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:17,280 So I got the obviously I got less part in my body disabled. 394 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:25,480 So when my mom just a hot, the hot throws it off man, the 395 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,280 hotter like. There's no way it throws it off. 396 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,720 All right, Spinelli, from Recess you. 397 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,320 Know. That's just been out. 398 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,480 But so when my mom would go out, she used to make sure I would 399 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,400 eat healthy because like you said, you know, I was, I was a 400 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,160 chunky child myself, but I would go out and I would have, I would 401 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,440 have Willy breakfast, but Willy wanted 4 pop tarts. 402 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,160 Really, breakfast could be very different thing some listeners. 403 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,040 4 pop tarts and a litre of coke. Oh God. 404 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,880 And it was. So litre of and it would be. 405 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,880 Are you sure you have cerebral palsy and you're not just 406 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,400 knackered from that? I would have the two different 407 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,960 flavours. The chocolate one. 408 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,600 The chocolate one and the strawberry 1. 409 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,160 So I would make a little sandwich with the strawberry one 410 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,520 in the middle of the two chocolate ones and then the 411 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,040 extra strawberry one for dessert. 412 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,720 God I respect this so much. I would have shook your hand as 413 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,560 a 10 year old and said teach me your way. 414 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,120 Hey, I think. You're lucky I still have the 415 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,400 hunt of the diabetes I. Think. 416 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,880 Sugar shakes. Black kids have more, I tell you 417 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,480 what it is. It's character building, all 418 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,920 right, because you have to be like, well, you know, I have to 419 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,600 have a personality. Always happy, sweaty and happy. 420 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,360 Always. Because that happiness isn't 421 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,000 real. It's either the sugar or they're 422 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,920 going. No, I'm fine. 423 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,960 Yeah. I don't like getting picked for. 424 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,200 Things, yeah. Who wants a girlfriend? 425 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,640 No. But I always got picked first 426 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,640 for goalie, so you have to look at the positives. 427 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,200 I was like, I take up more space. 428 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,880 It was the dream scenario. Tug of war. 429 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,520 They're like the literal ball are getting. 430 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,800 Anchored in the team, yeah. The human cattle bell will get 431 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,920 him in. But there was times I remember 432 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:05,000 going on a family holiday and to America to visit my cousins and 433 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,240 we went into an Applebee's restaurant and I was 11. 434 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,400 And for some reason, Applebee's that day were doing a campaign 435 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,680 where it was pay what you weigh for kids under 12, right? 436 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:20,080 Yeah, My family had to get remortgage like, but we were 437 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,360 there and like, I was with all my cousins who were just not 438 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,920 built the same way I was built. And all of them went first. 439 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,720 And then before I stood, in this case, my own goes, I'd say this 440 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,400 will be a bit more. And I was like, yeah, no, this 441 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,560 isn't helping. I really feel safe in my own 442 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,640 skin here. But it was like 100 and 443 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:40,920 something pounds so then it was $1.12 like it was. 444 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,600 But all my cousins were like God for $0.49 type thing. 445 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,400 If that was me when I was 11, they'd have owed me like £20. 446 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,400 Yeah, I was like, well, I can say this because my grandma's 447 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,400 dead now, but he used to call me the Ethiopian. 448 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,000 Oh, it's not racist. He's dead. 449 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,240 The Ethiopians got him and killed them. 450 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:10,120 For that remark, I can say that my grand is dead. 451 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,000 Mental defence from you, OJ Simpson. 452 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:22,640 I can say that my wife's dead. The regret on Justine's face. 453 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,400 She has an RTE show. She doesn't. 454 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,640 Realise it's like a lot of debt. When someone dies, it still the 455 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,760 family still have to pay it. I thought it dies with him but 456 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,320 it doesn't. It doesn't be a generational 457 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,360 trauma. He said that to me. 458 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,720 Did you have a moment where you realised you were fat? 459 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,360 Many, I think there was a harrowing 1 when I was shopping 460 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:45,600 with my mom and we went to get clothes and I got 12. 461 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,640 I was like, finally I'm age 12, I'm wearing 12. 462 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,120 And my mom explained to me, no, that's a woman size 12. 463 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:54,560 And I was like, oh, I thought I'd just been proven that I am 464 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,360 just a normal kid. That was one of many moments. 465 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,680 There's moments where you realise like. 466 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,480 Oh, I'm not like other kids. Because you don't realise you're 467 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,040 Especially because my dad was heavier when I grew up. 468 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,240 Like my dad was a big Stoner. So we come in, live from work, 469 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,080 smoke a joint, order Chinese like 2:00 in the morning, wake 470 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,880 me up to have half of it and then send me back to bed and 471 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,080 then wonder why I'm not sleeping. 472 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,280 It's two hours. I'm a pop Tart sandwich. 473 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,920 Exactly. Like, OK, this explains a lot, 474 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,320 yeah. My mom was like, he doesn't eat 475 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,920 breakfast. I'm like, it's not a charming in 476 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,720 half an hour. Breakfast a chance? 477 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,360 So I didn't know. So you just grow up around that 478 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,920 and then you like do PE. By the way, you don't. 479 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,440 You said that like we all do. You grew up like that. 480 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,720 Yes, for your dad waking you up. The fucking chunky brothers over 481 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,240 there. We did like we knew and I 482 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,200 remember it was in pain, getting changed in pain. 483 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,880 We all got changed in the same room and I just remember taking 484 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,080 my top off and another kid came up to me and grabbed me by my 485 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,120 very ample bosoms and sort of made them clap. 486 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,080 I made them clap for a real G and that's when I realised, Oh, 487 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,880 no one else can do that, Yeah. But that's par. 488 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,440 No, it's not part well to clap another boy's tits that's par 489 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,920 over him so. We had a moment like that 490 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,000 because I was in a safe space, because it was me and there's 491 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,720 another boy in my school and we were the two we were in it 492 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,760 together. We were both chunky kids like, 493 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,440 but there was a harrowing moment. 494 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,920 I still it's it's when I knew we're going to be friends for 495 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,520 life because when the girls in our class who was very thin, 496 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,880 like came up to my friend Brian and was like, ha, you have 497 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,600 boobs. And then Brian went, huh, you 498 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,000 don't. And I shook his head and I said, 499 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,320 we're going to be friends for life. 500 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,680 That's phenomenal. But yeah, I there was many 501 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,280 moments of that realisation. The chair sank under my weight 502 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,480 in primary school. Oh really? 503 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,520 Yeah, it's not ideal. And then the teacher's like, oh, 504 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,280 dodgy chair, I'm like, please don't. 505 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,960 And did you just like grow out? Like did it just stop being a 506 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,080 thing? Well, no, I ended up with 507 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,640 anorexia, so it's by the dark root I took. 508 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,680 We're not going into that. Fucking hell. 509 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,440 No, we're not going to do it in the pub. 510 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,080 How many pockets? What could do it? 511 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,760 Let's ruin everyone's afternoon. Let's get dog with it. 512 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,560 No, Yeah. So like. 513 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,480 I used to hit me if I didn't finish your champion. 514 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,720 I'll talk about that one night I didn't need, I didn't need to 515 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,680 spare ribs. And he left. 516 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:17,840 He actually deadly deadly overspare ribs. 517 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,040 No, no, he took spare Reds breath. 518 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,600 I'm actually like far. He left me with prone crackers. 519 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,200 I'm like I don't need these and I'm the paint in them. 520 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,160 Pop Tarts and the prone cracker. Useless. 521 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,520 My mom died with the Bush when I was three months old. 522 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,680 Shut up. What's not? 523 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,400 Nightmare, you know that's. It's not ideal. 524 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,120 But I just made difference. You don't know any different. 525 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,880 Yeah. It is kind of that feeling 526 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,280 known. They're like, is it my fault? 527 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,840 Like 3 months is pretty. Has to be me like that's. 528 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,200 Your. Fault probably a last resort was 529 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,800 like have them and see yeah. Give it three months. 530 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,120 Give me 12 weeks and I don't do anything. 531 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,080 I'm just. I can imagine it was your dad 532 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,720 was trying to crack banter. Be you, but you were 3 minutes. 533 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,640 He's like, look at, look at the whole on her and you're like, 534 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,880 man, he's like, I can't stop him. 535 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,720 Well, was your grandda still around as well? 536 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,880 Maybe things just got difficult with your grandda around. 537 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,400 He was. He was. 538 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,680 He was around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 539 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,720 Not anymore. God love. 540 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,400 Well, this is fine. Now we've all shared something. 541 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,560 We can move past this. We all. 542 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,520 Yeah. This was wonderful. 543 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,240 I love favourite. Ever gig? 544 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:21,640 I did a gig to some fat fuckers Super Bowl party. 545 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,320 I used to, I used to wear hoodies to try and hide the fact 546 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,880 that I was, you know, yeah, bigger. 547 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,640 But then I'd wear a fucking waistcoat over that. 548 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,400 That just shapes back around the facts like I was actually 549 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,920 demented. A waistcoat. 550 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,160 A waistcoat. Like the? 551 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,160 Because I thought this would hide. 552 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,800 Justin used to play snooker professional. 553 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,640 Yeah, as a kid I was like serving orders at a school. 554 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,280 A bouncer with a hoodie on at that point, I love it, yeah. 555 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,800 But then it was again, I was just wearing the waistcoat over 556 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,240 that. Like I thought people won't 557 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,520 notice that. That's just reshaping the fat 558 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,400 around. Yeah, I used to just wore full 559 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,480 football kits because I was too embarrassed because they would 560 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,720 give a have a better give. They were by a baggy or fit 561 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,760 then, yeah. Yes, but that was just more 562 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,560 football kits everyone's like. Yeah, you're not playing. 563 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,400 Yeah. But I do think, I think like I 564 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,480 won't be the person I am today if I didn't go through that. 565 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,120 It's character building. You have to develop a 566 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,160 personality. You need to. 567 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,200 You need to be either ugly or fat at one stage to be. 568 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,440 Interested. Very ugly. 569 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,720 Yeah, very ugly. Giant teeth. 570 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,040 I've told the story before, but I used to sound about it. 571 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:31,480 Is that like big buck teeth and giant ears and a big peanut 572 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,280 shaped head? Yeah, but I used to have a 573 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,800 shaved head up and I was like 16. 574 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,240 I just had like one all over my hair. 575 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,960 And whenever I was in primary school, some of the boys in the 576 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,000 class were called me Ronaldo. And I thought this was unreal 577 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,400 because remember the the old Ronaldo, Ronaldo was like the 578 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,600 best football in the world at the time. 579 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,280 And I thought this was brilliant. 580 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,200 And I was trying to make it extend outside the school, 581 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,360 outside the school of friends. I was being like, call me 582 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,040 Ronaldo. And I and then some of the girls 583 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,880 in the class were like, no, it's because you have like big ears 584 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,640 and buck teeth and you look like them shit of football. 585 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,840 I got called Ronaldo too, but it was oh sex World Cup Ronaldo. 586 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Past the prime, but. 587 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,800 You know what, I think, looking back at things now, I think 588 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,280 people that blossom too soon, you're actually doomed because 589 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,800 you don't have to develop a personality and you can swan 590 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,240 through life. And I actually tend to find 591 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,720 these people that went through or weren't that, you know, 592 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,880 conventionally attractive or whatever you want to say as a 593 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,320 kid. You actually grow up. 594 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,960 Look at them now. Yeah, Look at you. 595 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,600 Yeah. I don't know what you look like 596 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,400 previously, but. I look like the new Ronaldo from 597 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,640 a distance, if he'd been like I'll for a long time. 598 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,840 Yeah, like didn't have his face or body. 599 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,760 I guess I'm the worst. Look, I. 600 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,520 Read William. What every time I get tagged in 601 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,000 that you look like this. Big boy. 602 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,040 I know I don't. I look like, what's his name? 603 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,920 We the actor Louise Guzman. Yes, he does. 604 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,280 He. Do look like Louise Goodman. 605 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,640 You just seen you just seen him and stuff. 606 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,440 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, That's that's 607 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,280 everyone that we pick knows that's what I look like. 608 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,160 Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, because I'm lovely. 609 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,040 I don't like, yeah. But you find, like, 99% of 610 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,720 people who do stand up were either, like, bullied or were 611 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,240 weird kids or like something. I've yet to meet anyone who's 612 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,800 like, not everything's been all good. 613 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,400 But yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if they do, they don't last 614 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,360 long doing this. Yeah. 615 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,440 Because they have a gig and they see what people are like. 616 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,720 And they're like, Oh no, this I don't like. 617 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,320 This Why do I put this in my life? 618 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,000 Everything's been fine up until this point, Yeah. 619 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,880 I also love when it like a comedian gets up and goes, you 620 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,080 know, I had a bit of trauma and I'm like, we all did. 621 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,480 Yeah, I know. Shut up. 622 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,440 Because that's what I used to do. 623 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,280 Bits about like mental health. I'm like, there's no point 624 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,920 because the comedian is going to have a bit about that. 625 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,240 I'm like. Yeah, you. 626 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,720 Go a different angle here with this. 627 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,680 Yeah, yeah, I think we're talking about Electric Picnic 628 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,240 earlier because I'm doing Port Leash on the day we're recording 629 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,960 this. Umm, I wonder, did we meet 630 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,240 Electric Picnic, I wonder, a couple years ago, because I did. 631 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,360 Ivy couple year, did you do it last year before I met you 632 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,640 Briefly, I think of that. Year before I was getting 633 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,680 bananas for people. Oh, there's a weird. 634 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,640 Not like I was there to gig, but. 635 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,320 Thank God your granddad didn't see that. 636 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,840 Yeah. Oh, what he would have said. 637 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:14,360 Oh God, tell me it says hot bad juju man says hot makes me say 638 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,040 that's how it. Stop the slurs. 639 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:25,240 So, so I heard backstage that there was there was a spread 640 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,520 somewhere, an artist's spread. Yes. 641 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,120 And I love a spread right from my football top some free gear. 642 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,600 And also here's a weird one. I told the boys we were doing a 643 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,800 pod. I went like I kept texting down. 644 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,760 Am I going being like boys keep an eye out in the office because 645 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,000 prime are sending me a load of free gear, right? 646 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,560 I was like prime or sort don't did you? 647 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,360 I never replied to the message because I didn't want to. 648 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,400 I don't want cans of prime. I didn't know what it was going 649 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,240 to be, so I said Yep, here's my address, send it down. 650 00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,360 They sent me a message how you enjoying your prime and I 651 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,400 replied and said, oh, I haven't got it yet or anything, but like 652 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,160 I can't wait. And then I said last work and 653 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,160 then we were doing a bonus episode and I went, oh, prime, 654 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,360 I'm like a primer. I said that prime athlete. 655 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,600 I was like, I'm getting stuff sent out and I was like, wonder 656 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,360 what they gave us a lot of stuff for doing the marathon. 657 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,760 We're doing podcast marathon and I went and people were like, 658 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,160 yeah, right. Like prime message. 659 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,120 I was like they've said about being like part of the Prime 660 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,360 family and stuff. Yeah. 661 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,360 So I went, I'll fucking shoot, send you the message. 662 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,080 I'll show it to the camera and you can put it up. 663 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,760 I went in, deleted all their messages. 664 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,240 What? They deleted all their messages. 665 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,280 I have the original screenshot because I sent somebody else. 666 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,360 But I was like, Prime, what do you? 667 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,720 Do you got ghosted by Prime? Yeah, and. 668 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,440 I met a message and sentiment like what's happening here. 669 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,400 Now you're just needy though. But I need that gear they 670 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,280 promised me. Taking the top call out, Logan 671 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,080 Paul. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 672 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,920 I replied to them, I never did. I replied them and get in touch 673 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,520 about never mind me. I wonder what Todd is getting 674 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,800 his supply. Yeah, it's the worst thing he's 675 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,480 done since that for Japan Forest. 676 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,120 This is worse. Stringing me alone. 677 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,400 He tried to delete that video too. 678 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,640 He has a string. Me along with Badger words. 679 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,880 What do you say? He tried to. 680 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,160 Do hanging awesome. Very annoying. 681 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,320 Yeah, I have some regret. Don's going to be cutting 682 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,280 tonight. Also in the. 683 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,520 Not to not to brag, but I told you I did get a black card for 684 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,880 the kebab house on normal roads. You did. 685 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,680 You did. If you ever want to fight. 686 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,280 Childhood. You guys would have loved that. 687 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,440 OK, Yeah. I got your boy gets trying to. 688 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,200 Bring you back the childhood. Yeah. 689 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,280 You know they're trying. To call you back rings and 690 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,280 chilli sauce. Oh, no. 691 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,480 But that's the thing. You never go out of it. 692 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,160 Like I will always be a fat child inside me. 693 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,560 Like you have to get disciplined or else I would still be. 694 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,120 Yeah. And the lifestyle we lead, like 695 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,520 the gigs and film and stuff. Like, because I'll talk to you 696 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,600 about the schedule, but like the hours that you're doing that and 697 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,040 the way you just got to eat on the go. 698 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,400 Yeah, it's not. And I always do this thing on 699 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,040 tour where I'll go. Brilliant Eat healthy now I'm on 700 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,440 tour it's. Funny, it's worse. 701 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,520 I'm an American in a couple of weeks and it's good. 702 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,040 It's not going to be good. But you and it's not a benefit 703 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,840 because you do have a disease. Yes. 704 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,960 Yeah, it's Crohn's. Yeah, but you still you 705 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,360 physically can't eat as bad as you maybe could. 706 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,640 Yes, you still have to have my idea of like, I'm like, oh, 707 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:30,640 don't let anyone see this. And machine is like, you know, a 708 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,520 bit to three biscuits. Yeah. 709 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,240 I'm like, I'm having three gluten free hold. 710 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,480 And I was don't tell my wife, you know, it's not like I'm like 711 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,320 off of really letting myself go. Yeah. 712 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,840 America's harder, though, as well, because they're. 713 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,000 It's not real, just. Wild, yeah. 714 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,320 You read the ingredients and it just says you don't want to 715 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,200 know, you know? You're like that. 716 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,360 And then you'll come into my hotel room and I'm sitting like, 717 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,480 you know, the bad guy from Toy Story 2, Just, like, asleep of 718 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,640 crisps on me, Yeah. I sometimes do with hang on a 719 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,480 night out called the Bang Bang where you go to one take away 720 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,480 and then no. Judgement. 721 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,920 I wish. But no, you go to one take away 722 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,440 and then directly afterwards you go to another. 723 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,520 That's the thing I like. To. 724 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,320 So what's the? What's the system? 725 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,640 I am, I will inhale all food when I've had a few drinks. 726 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,680 Because you, you're, you're Instagram. 727 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,280 You're Rachel Mcpeak. There was a there was a period 728 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,360 of about a year where you guys were like Anthony Bourdain run 729 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,800 around there's. Another league now. 730 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,560 It was pints and food, but it was like, it was like banquets 731 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,560 mediaeval kings would have after nights out. 732 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,280 You talk about a spread. It was like Henry the Eighth, 733 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,000 no? Because we went for food there 734 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,760 last weekend. We went for oysters and then we 735 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,200 went for pints and listen to that and. 736 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,360 Oysters and pints. And then it can say. 737 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:46,560 Dublin's lost their own of it. No, but that was a Bang, Bang 738 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,480 because we had oysters and then we had pints and then we got a 739 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,360 kebab to just finish off the night. 740 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,280 Sounds like a great time. No, I see. 741 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,520 That's that's the inner child. Whenever I'm hammered, it's 742 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,240 like, oh, she's free again, let's just let her go wild. 743 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:03,840 But and if you're doing 2 two types of take away watch like I 744 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,720 feel like you can't go Chinese first because you're talking a 745 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,960 lot of thick sauces. You'd think that Shane, right? 746 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,280 You would think that Bush. Well, like, yeah, before that it 747 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,199 would have been. I got Chinese 1st and then I 748 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:18,239 want to got a brio. So is it straight from 1:00 to 749 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,400 the other or start of the night? This pints finish here. 750 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,560 It can be either, right? Yeah, it's. 751 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,719 Versatile like in. So if I'm very much going home 752 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,400 alone, I think that's when I do one in a row because no ones 753 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,520 going to in a row rather because no ones going to see this. 754 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,719 You don't need to see me at my worst. 755 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,199 Well. I did like a but less extreme 756 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:39,280 version of this when because I just got my, I didn't look at 757 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,280 the time me and Willie went for a fry at like 10:00 AM on like 758 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,199 we're doing radio 10 AM on a Tuesday morning. 759 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,679 And then at like 12 I went, let's go to Nandos and I had 760 00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,560 like a full banquet there. Respect. 761 00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:52,719 That so much. But I didn't realise I'd done it 762 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,000 and. I and you thought I was just 763 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,080 being weird because I didn't want to have. 764 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,640 Yeah. And those after we just had a 765 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,520 full meal. You're taking his dad and stuff 766 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,400 too seriously. You know, it's been an R Yeah, I 767 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,800 also got it though. If I was all night out and 768 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,040 someone turned around like you wanna come for a bang, bang, and 769 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,320 then I turn around and they've just got a pan. 770 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,280 You're an Apache. Pizza. 771 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,760 You've got a Taco chip and a calzone. 772 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,320 Dublin night out food is brilliant. 773 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,000 It is solid. There's a there's a Chinese 774 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,520 place. I quit a bit. 775 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,520 No, Rachel actually recommended it. 776 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,160 Yeah, it's near since Stevens Green. 777 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:33,240 It's like 2 words. It's like yeah or something was 778 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:37,000 not that I. Don't know now which. 779 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:41,840 You know, it sounds like I'm saying telling you the hotel was 780 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,640 there not just to tell you, but it's near the Westbury Hotel, 781 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:53,040 It's near the pub I love umm. All Georgie Best over here and 782 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,000 if he loves a pub you know it's a good 1/3. 783 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,640 OK, OK. Oh, and it is, Yeah, I know I 784 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,640 can't pronounce, but I know what you're talking about. 785 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,880 Best place back in Dublin in there. 786 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,280 Really. Yeah, really good, Bunsen. 787 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,240 Oh, phenomenal. I'm gonna be in Dublin two 788 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,200 weeks. I might go for a bang. 789 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,840 Bang, yeah. Get a Bang Bang. 790 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,520 I'm not this is it. Why are you joking yourself? 791 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,360 I'm not, I'm feeling, I'm feeling my neck fat. 792 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:21,480 But thank you. I want to ask you about the 793 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,680 schedule that's out of the minute that you guys are making. 794 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,200 Yes, that seems like a lot of fun. 795 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,920 We had that as well where you kind of like just make a 796 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,960 schedule with your mates. Oh, it's the dream, like as I 797 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,080 was talking to the lads here for you were back with coffees. 798 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,760 But it's because I need to catch up on all the episodes from 799 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,480 Chances as well. But the stuff I've seen from it, 800 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,480 it's just the quality when you have a team that can shoot your 801 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,600 stuff like it's. And did you guys get the like we 802 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,120 got a lot of sort of freedom with that in terms of being able 803 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,280 to do it the way we like? And I think as we've done the 804 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,520 first series, we kind of learned mistakes from that and things we 805 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,600 wanted to do better. And like going in, we'd like a 806 00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:00,000 meeting to decide. Like can we all suggest people 807 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,720 that we've worked as well doing videography and stuff and 808 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,760 directing That was such a benefit because I think comedy 809 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,200 is specifically is such a thing that needs to be done. 810 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,440 Comedy editing I just think is make or break for. 811 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,880 Catering. Editing Cinnamon. 812 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,080 So I think that makes such a difference. 813 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,000 I wasn't, I knew it wasn't great. 814 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,840 I was just like met. It was like I was messing. 815 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,520 Sorry, Willie has to go to sign a petition for Excel Bullies. 816 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,640 Yeah, two family bags of crisps. It's your fault. 817 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,760 Bang Bang, but. Yeah, like you could be the best 818 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,520 like cinematic feature film editor in the world, but. 819 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,920 It won't work for comedy. Yeah. 820 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,400 Because it can. You could have something that 821 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,800 isn't usable and someone, if you're able to edit right, can 822 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,000 actually make something out of it. 823 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,520 Yeah. Yeah. 824 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,800 Funny. So I think that was the big 825 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,960 difference for us this time around, that we'd all worked 826 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,400 with people who do comedy that we could suggest and get on 827 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,480 board as well. But you probably know as well, 828 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,080 similar to us, like the turnover turn around time is wild. 829 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,000 Like I think we 2-3 weeks to write and then get into shooting 830 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,480 and which was insane and because all of us series 1 was just 831 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,560 after COVID. So like we were all like just 832 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,800 it's great we actually have work. 833 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Whereas this time around we were all busy and other things. 834 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,520 So it became a nightmare to even find times where people were 835 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,680 free and all available to be together. 836 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But with more freedom, but like 837 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,000 you do still have the constraints of like budget and 838 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,600 things that aren't able to do with. 839 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,120 I've seen like like a seems to be a really good reaction to it. 840 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,080 Yeah. Which is always good. 841 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,080 I know because yeah. Because it you know. 842 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,280 Oh, this thing, you can think this is the funniest thing 843 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,000 you've ever seen. And then when you put it online 844 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,920 like rice, OK, death threats, lovely. 845 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,520 I wasn't expecting that reaction. 846 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,040 So that was the thing because we were all so much happier with 847 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,280 season 2. But it kind of felt like, but 848 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,520 will the public think that if we put it out with reaction has 849 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,880 just been fucking dreams now? It's been great because. 850 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,240 There's people differ on that, like when people give you shit, 851 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,800 a lot of people go just ignore them, don't respond. 852 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,880 That's not my mantra. I can't help it. 853 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,320 It depends on the day. He's told me a phrase he wants 854 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,760 to start using. Don't bring. 855 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,240 I can't, I can't, I can't tell her off. 856 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:20,240 But he he says there's a phrase he's pretty close in the future, 857 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,240 he's going to start just replying to all comments with 858 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,720 it. Can you, can you whisper? 859 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,360 Do you even feel bad about? Yeah, I don't know that well 860 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,680 that I can say, OK. You're right, you're right, 861 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,600 you're right. It's a wild. 862 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,000 It's a doozy. It's dark. 863 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,200 But he's going to start using that. 864 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,480 But like, but we always talk about how someone can write 865 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,080 whatever they want and like really personal about you and 866 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,360 your work and you can say the most innocuous thing back and 867 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,560 they're like, whoa. What the fuck? 868 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,560 No, that's exactly it. And I think there's days where I 869 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,880 see something and then I go on to their page and I see, Oh my 870 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,440 God, you live with 19 cats and you're the biggest loser and 871 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,360 you're like telling me a bit of a stretch to say comedian. 872 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,280 I'm like. Oh this God, it shouldn't 873 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,640 matter, right? But if you're really nasty about 874 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,120 me and I go under your profile picture and I see that you're 875 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,240 very ugly, it kind of hurts my feelings a lot less, yes. 876 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,400 There was the guy you. Say more. 877 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,720 No, no, I kind of go, oh, you've, you're just. 878 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,200 Hungry. You've got your own issues. 879 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:14,840 Going on? Yeah. 880 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,240 I'd put ugly fuck. I put up a sketch. 881 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,640 Not political, non controversial. 882 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:24,520 Some guy wrote this felony shot. I looked at his picture. 883 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:29,400 He and yes I'm aware of people in class houses even more so 884 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,640 than me. Like he was like his eyes were 885 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,840 like he was very cross eyed, right? 886 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,840 I have a bit of lazy. I won, I was going to the shop. 887 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,520 They always come back to the change like yes. 888 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,520 So two different takeaways. They're going to, yeah. 889 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,920 His eyes were going to Bang, Bang. 890 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,440 Bang blue eyes. But this guy was fully cross 891 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,640 eyed. OK and he's just said I need 892 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,800 shot and I replied with a picture of him, screenshot a 893 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,240 picture of him and I said well hopefully it's you taking the 894 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:06,520 shot and he deleted his comment and sent me Adm just saying out 895 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,480 of order. Stop. 896 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,440 So his death threat, my jibe about his eyes was worse than 897 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,640 his death. They can't fucking take it like 898 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,600 they can give it. And I'm like, I could. 899 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,000 There's so many times I'm like, I have the perfect response to 900 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,200 you, but I know what's going to happen. 901 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,040 This scenario, you're going to screenshot that and you're going 902 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,280 to go for me or like say. I did some really petty do a 903 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,360 troll. I'm a bollocks like for being 904 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,120 petty. I did something. 905 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,120 I just remember it like this. This is this is out of order. 906 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,640 There was a guy who years ago had been trolling a lot of 907 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,120 stuff. I was doing personal enough kind 908 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:43,800 of stuff and I was filming a thing and that they needed 909 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,200 extras and I looked over and this guy just happened to be 910 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,760 there. Oh my God. 911 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,760 How funny is this? So I said to the producer, 912 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:58,160 what's mad is I went that guy has been like on at me for ages 913 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,200 writing like pretty, like nasty enough stuff. 914 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,800 And the guys like you want me to say to him, I was like, no, I 915 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,200 was like, I don't care. I was like, it's just funny. 916 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,760 We're going to be in the, he's going to be the background of 917 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,800 the scene. Producer goes, he doesn't 918 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,360 necessarily need to be in it. And what do you mean he goes, 919 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:16,240 I'll just like, I can just have him wait here all day and not be 920 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,880 in it. And I was like, yeah, so they 921 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,640 made him wait for like 8 hours unpaid. 922 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,040 And then the producer guy was like, man, you just head on. 923 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,240 But I just kept walking past and he was just sitting. 924 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,400 It was in the lyric and he was just sitting on like a chair in 925 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,560 like the hall all day, didn't say a word. 926 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,320 That's. Wild. 927 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,360 That's the. Thing, if I had that kind of 928 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,240 power, I'd I'd abuse that. So really like, I'm like, we're 929 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,920 doing a sketch that's a copy of From Dusk Till Dawn Joe when 930 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,600 Quentin Tarantino takes a shot off Simon Hayek's food. 931 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,920 I'm Salma Hayek. You have to drink mayonnaise off 932 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,640 my food. That. 933 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,240 That's the sketch. But it is that it's it's wild 934 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,040 when it's like personal, I'm like, fuck you. 935 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:05,360 Or then, you know, wild things people say and they look at the 936 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,560 page and it's like a wife and kids. 937 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:08,960 Yeah, like, yeah, what? Is wrong. 938 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,080 And then the thing says be kind. I'm like, oh really? 939 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,520 There's like a biblical quote on it. 940 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,480 It's. Or mental health. 941 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,480 Be kind. Yeah. 942 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,280 Guys, I love to shoot you in the head and kill you. 943 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,800 Yeah. But if his if his wife and kids 944 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,400 are ugly, they will feel fine because. 945 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,800 I'm like, yeah, really. It's like, oh geez, that could 946 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,920 have been so much worse. Yeah, it's it's the most 947 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,920 annoying is we fake ones where like the profile pictures a car. 948 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,680 At least have the balls have your fucking face on it. 949 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,640 If you're going to call me something horrific, you have 950 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,000 your actual identity there. That's the thing with it that I 951 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,200 hate. And just be anonymous. 952 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,520 Bart Simpson smoking a joint. Yeah, you know. 953 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,880 I appreciate it when someone would like their face, their 954 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,400 name and like their full like business. 955 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,480 I'm like, oh far, you really hate me because you don't get. 956 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,280 Your respect. Yeah, respect. 957 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,520 Like far enough. Yeah, yeah. 958 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,120 But I remember seeing a girl on TikTok talking about someone 959 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,360 sent her like fat shaming A really And she clicked on her 960 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,760 page, she was a therapist and so she screenshot it and sent it to 961 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,480 her employer and she lost her job. 962 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,560 And I'm like. I couldn't do that. 963 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,720 I don't think I could. I would hate like someone. 964 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:11,240 No actually like get in trouble. But a funny jibe back is totally 965 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,720 fair. But the fact she's working as a 966 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,320 therapist is why. I don't think I'd get a fire, 967 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,880 but if it was my therapist, I'd stop going. 968 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,360 My therapist was running, going like you're a fat fuck to you. 969 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah on that. One that's fair though, if. 970 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,160 Your therapist is trolling you. I think that's a good reason to 971 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,920 leave. Yeah, I, I just, I did go to the 972 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,040 therapist before and I went my job can stress me out and I 973 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,800 went, he went, what's your job? I went on my stand up and he 974 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,000 went, am I supposed to know who you are? 975 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,320 I was like what the fuck? But maybe you walked out too 976 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,600 soon. Maybe he was going to flip it 977 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,840 and go. Because if you don't know who 978 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,880 you are, how do I know who you are? 979 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,000 Not stayed there for like I let that hang for 10. 980 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,800 Seconds. And then just being slight. 981 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:58,440 No, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't like, I I would hate 982 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,120 for a therapist give me too much to think about, you know, stuff 983 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,040 that you didn't think before. For example, I I was getting 984 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:09,240 head shots done and the centre back and then I looked at a bit 985 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:12,120 closer and my wife noticed she went, oh, they've taken out your 986 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,160 mole. And I was like, all right, I 987 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,520 won't paranoid with that before, but I am now and I'm nearly sure 988 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,680 the turn one of my the turn this I in a bit at the even about and 989 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,680 I was like, that's that. No, that's in my head. 990 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,800 But I wouldn't want to go to because I think everything's 991 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,360 fine, but I wouldn't want to go to a therapist and they tell me 992 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,880 it isn't. And they're like, what about 993 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,640 that? Kind of worms like, yeah. 994 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,720 I said before I have the astronaut helmet on. 995 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,360 You know, in life, like you can't get in. 996 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,160 Yeah, I just if I don't want to have a thought, it can't get in. 997 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,920 Oh, God knows I've tried, Yeah. You just need you need to get 998 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,400 the helmet on. No, I can fit you with. 999 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,680 It's not it doesn't work it. Trust me, it works. 1000 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,720 You know what, I used to have a line. 1001 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:56,800 I still obviously will have both about mental health, but last 1002 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,600 year or two getting to be a bit more. 1003 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,600 You get the astronaut helmet A. Bit yeah, absolutely. 1004 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,880 It makes such a difference. Not because I think I would have 1005 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,000 oftentimes felt like, sorry for myself and like, get into that 1006 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,360 loop of misery and like, not being able to get out of it. 1007 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,400 And I think the more I've copped on a bit about like Akama, 1008 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,400 Justine, like you're not the only one going through rough 1009 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,360 stuff and trying to be a bit more like, come on, you can get 1010 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,640 through this. And comedy is a great outlet. 1011 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,920 Yeah. For anything like that, because 1012 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,040 you can say, you can say dark stuff, OK, you can go overboard 1013 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,240 or you can present it in a way where you're like, this isn't 1014 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,040 connecting with people, but you there's nothing funny than with 1015 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,760 someone was like, I've had this thought recently and you're 1016 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,480 like, that's great yeah, to say it out loud and make a joke, 1017 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,840 but. And also around comedy, you're 1018 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,000 around very empathetic friends who you can open up to, and when 1019 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,800 you're feeling down, you can tell them and they'll listen, 1020 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,560 right? He's bringing this up because we 1021 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,520 were driving recently in the car. 1022 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,800 What was that I was listening to? 1023 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,120 Don't know, No. Limits. 1024 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,720 No, no, no. There was nothing on the radio 1025 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,880 all right initially. And William said to me now it 1026 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,760 was a long drive and I sort of Zoom, I was just like focusing 1027 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,520 on the road. And William said, and he was 1028 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,040 like, he's like, ah, yeah, I've just not been like, feeling too 1029 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,160 good recently. Like, just like not been having 1030 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,960 the best of thought. By the way, my hand was already 1031 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,600 on the way to do this. I turned the music, like, way 1032 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,080 up, but I was already on route to do it. 1033 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:21,400 And I was just buffering a bit because then I did turn it down. 1034 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,360 I was like, oh. What's wrong? 1035 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,280 No, he didn't. You didn't. 1036 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,080 We sell for two minutes and I just went. 1037 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,760 You're a dickhead. What? 1038 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,640 Song bom bom bom. Those like things are just rough 1039 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:39,520 in the house at the minute. But that's what you need from a 1040 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,840 friend sometimes, you know? Yeah, you need tough love. 1041 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,520 That's not what you need. You need the opposite. 1042 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,080 No, you needed love. Yeah, I also actually, but I 1043 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,240 need a joke about it, yeah. When I want to be sad, listen to 1044 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,720 you. And also he says that the radio 1045 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:55,560 was on the way up. There was a solid 5 seconds 1046 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,720 pause before it just started. It was like it was this. 1047 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,400 I'm just feeling about down at the minute. 1048 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,640 No, no, no, no, no. But you want. 1049 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,600 The problem is you can't. You couldn't see the helmet. 1050 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,120 No. I didn't want that in the 1051 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:14,840 helmet. Yeah, it's No one went to take 1052 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,000 the helmet off though. Shame. 1053 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,720 He is very good. I am joking. 1054 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,400 He is very. If you do need him for 1055 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,120 something, well, it's just a very funny moment. 1056 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,880 Like that time I text. You like, like tell me whatever 1057 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,200 is wrong with you and I'll do everything. 1058 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,600 I'm up. I will do, I'll listen. 1059 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,840 I'll do everything about help. But don't let a good song be on 1060 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:29,520 at the same time. Yeah. 1061 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,440 There was that time I text you as like I love you, thank you 1062 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,440 forever. On the 12th of July he sent me a 1063 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,200 picture of him sitting out in Belfast with Union Jack 1064 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,680 sunglasses on and sent me a text, a picture of that and he 1065 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,960 sent me a message and said thanks for everything, love you 1066 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,600 and I thought he was trying. But the picture didn't load and 1067 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,040 so he's like mate, do you want me to come to you? 1068 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,040 Are you alright? And then the next message just 1069 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:55,760 speak with like 3 WKD's a month. Cry for help because I've been 1070 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,680 to therapist though. Have you ever had that where 1071 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,240 they look at their watch? Like that's not. 1072 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,880 Good. I'm like, oh, like a meeting 1073 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,000 with a producer. Or something. 1074 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,120 You're pitching the idea of your life, like, yeah, definitely has 1075 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,960 this good arc, yeah. I paid for this like. 1076 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,800 You were saying, though, didn't you have the belt where you're 1077 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,440 like you said you went to therapy, but it was like it was 1078 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,640 too cheap it. Was like a pound an hour. 1079 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,960 Yeah, it's nice Pound, Yeah. It's not enough. 1080 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:21,480 That's just on Groupon or something I've. 1081 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,240 Never. His office was in the Holy Land. 1082 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,240 The student area, but OK, yeah, you don't want rock the boat 1083 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,440 going on when you're like, oh, just my childhood wasn't great. 1084 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,800 Yeah, sitting, talking to therapist. 1085 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:35,440 He's a traffic cone his. Head jersey like. 1086 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,280 Brutal. That's the one who went to me is 1087 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,600 like, am I supposed to know who you are? 1088 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,000 I'm like, no, but your office is supposed to have walls. 1089 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,720 Like what the fuck is this? Is it awful? 1090 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,560 And that's the only time I've went to the therapist. 1091 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,960 So in my head, that's what therapy is. 1092 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,200 Well, don't. Judge him on him. 1093 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,520 Which saying that, I did comedy as well. 1094 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,480 And then they're like, Oh well, so tell me a joke. 1095 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,960 I'm like, you're having a laugh. And I was like, I don't really 1096 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,440 think that'd be what I want to. Do they do the thing where 1097 00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,720 they're like, what's this? No, I've always wanted that. 1098 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,880 Rorschach test. I've always wanted that. 1099 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:05,080 Isn't a Rorschach test Rorschach? 1100 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,800 Yeah. Yes, maybe it's just in. 1101 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,560 Movies. No. 1102 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,280 Maybe it's just the movies, you know? 1103 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,920 Yeah, I know, because I've always seen that. 1104 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,960 Do you lie on a coat like a She's long? 1105 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,880 No, it's just a chair. I wouldn't I? 1106 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,400 Don't know what you had, probably a bean bag. 1107 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,400 I don't empty create a cards Berg. 1108 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,720 So if they did that, like what do you thought we rush our test 1109 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,760 and like, what would you say? I would just be like N Berkeley 1110 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,880 crazy. Yes, that would be the only 1111 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,000 thing I say that. Works for everyone, yeah. 1112 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,800 He's done listening. He's done. 1113 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,760 Cee Lo Green, Yeah. Is he? 1114 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,240 Yeah, what happened? Don't know something? 1115 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,560 Oh yeah, I remember. I'm not get into it, but I 1116 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,360 remember what he tweeted. Something really mental. 1117 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,520 Just an Irish comic. Who? 1118 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,360 Belfast Live Cee Lo Green Multiple number heads number 1119 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,160 number hits. Number one hits who? 1120 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,840 Yeah, Never heard of them. Yeah, yeah. 1121 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,000 But they can't, they help us really. 1122 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,040 Entertainment. Yeah, I'll tell you this one 1123 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,840 after because I'm not saying it, but it's just when you have a 1124 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,920 beautiful, it's like sometimes I'd love to roast battle some of 1125 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,400 the people that have sent me comments. 1126 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,760 Yeah. Like I have lists of ones that I 1127 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,400 could send back. Have you? 1128 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,160 Ever done a roast bottle? Yeah, what? 1129 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,800 Did you think of it, the whole experience of it? 1130 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,560 I think you have to be able like, I'd never do it again 1131 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,840 unless it was like someone that I was really close with to be 1132 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,040 like, you know, we know each other and we're friends. 1133 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,640 I just. Remember that we're friends. 1134 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,960 We kind of like, I knew the stuff that he was going to go 1135 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,040 for, maybe mental health and disorders and stuff. 1136 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:36,240 So I had kind of written comebacks to those in my head as 1137 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:36,680 well. Yes. 1138 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,760 And but I had then also. Yeah, it was a. 1139 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,640 That was a fun one, but I would be 1 and done with it. 1140 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,600 Exactly the same with me. I loved it. 1141 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,840 We don't want for Williams birthday. 1142 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,560 Loved it, would never do it again. 1143 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,320 Yeah, I adore them. I was like, but that's a great I 1144 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,840 can look back and go. I did that. 1145 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,560 We had a great time. Everyone's friends after it was 1146 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,320 the right tone. So I don't want to do it again, 1147 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,920 not enjoy it, and then I'll go ahead and like it. 1148 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,680 No. And because as well I won. 1149 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,520 So I'd like to, you know, leave with the victory and I don't 1150 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,600 need to do that again. I fucking adore them because I 1151 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,240 think, I think it's the fat kid and me mentally has. 1152 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,680 I've. Roasts for everyone I've ever 1153 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,440 met. Because I'm expecting it to come 1154 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,280 my way, yes. But I just really enjoy. 1155 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,600 It yeah and if someone's like really plate and like just 1156 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,960 playfully erosion and you're like, you've got this anger and 1157 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,120 you're like you need to like because you're prepared for like 1158 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,920 war and they're just. Like shoes your mas dad, How's 1159 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,160 that? That's Myanmar. 1160 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:35,040 I fucking idea like. They are actually nice shoes. 1161 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:35,920 They're. Dirty though. 1162 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,280 That's all right. Now I need to get them cleaned. 1163 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,160 Yeah. Do you know get those shoes? 1164 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,280 What a weird question. But a valid one put. 1165 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,480 Them in the put them in the washing machine. 1166 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,160 That's controversial people give off but. 1167 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:52,360 I do it and they get a bit damaged but. 1168 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,160 I often know. Not that often. 1169 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,120 I think you do, and you didn't mean to say it. 1170 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,280 And every day you're putting your shoes in a washing machine. 1171 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,600 They're. Always wet. 1172 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:04,400 It's so annoying but I bought a hat in once and it destroyed my 1173 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,560 house. Destroyed it and it was my 1174 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,480 favourite hat. She doesn't take them off. 1175 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,520 Don't. Yeah, never take it off to find 1176 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,880 out. Yeah, you'll never know. 1177 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,680 Yeah, I did this podcast 3 weeks ago. 1178 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,240 You gave me a hot and I've wore a hot every day since. 1179 00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:19,720 It's just I hate my face, my hair, so it just hides both. 1180 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:23,160 And I want to be a hot guy. Just seemed like I would love to 1181 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,480 be a hot guy. Here's the issue. 1182 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:26,320 That's it. OK. 1183 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,960 Yeah, Yeah, I see. Yeah, I see what you mean. 1184 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,000 I feel like The Avengers are going to come through that door 1185 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,600 any minute now. It weirdly as well as given like 1186 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,880 because. You want to meet them as your 1187 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,400 last wish. Yeah. 1188 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,680 You look like you look like your forehead, so. 1189 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:52,520 It's maybe like a papal athlete range as well, like if the Pope 1190 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,520 had his. Yes, I'm not feeling when you 1191 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,520 said like something about athlete range, I was like, yeah, 1192 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,160 like like an NBA player or something doing like a Oh, 1193 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,040 right. Your forehead looks huge in that 1194 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,120 it's because it's sitting. On your head, like your 1195 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,320 therapist now. Yeah, no, but because it's 1196 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,080 sitting on your head, so it's not properly down there, you 1197 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,200 have better. That's better. 1198 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,720 It's like he's the. Fucking conductor in The Polar 1199 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,080 Express there. How is this? 1200 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,320 I'd actually go out to. It's better, sorry. 1201 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,280 I'd search it. Yeah, Wagwan. 1202 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,720 You feel a little bit more alright. 1203 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,680 Your grandma's coming through again. 1204 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,360 Yeah. You feel a little bit more 1205 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,560 aggressive when you've caught one, don't you? 1206 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,320 Yeah, you take steroids? Yeah. 1207 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,880 Do you do do not feel? It don't know if I do. 1208 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,000 I feel like you want to go through fireworks at old people 1209 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,880 or something. Like I feel like I'm more here 1210 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,280 as a token female now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1211 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,680 That's good to have you zone. We have one on every month. 1212 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,760 Yeah. Yeah, we do our bit here. 1213 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,920 We have you on yeah, feminine products and toilets. 1214 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,080 Yeah, women's football. Don't watch it but more. 1215 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:52,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be the best in the world 1216 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,840 ever played it, but no for ladies. 1217 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,320 For ladies, it does. You seem very like you play 1218 00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,520 golf. You do play golf though, right? 1219 00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,720 No. Do you not? 1220 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,080 No, don't know why that surprises me. 1221 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,680 I either look like. You play golf or tennis? 1222 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,920 Yeah, with that now I could see as a golfer. 1223 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,240 But not used to back in the day but. 1224 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:09,880 What's your hand bigger than mine? 1225 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,320 That's weird. Don't know. 1226 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,640 I thought I'd be the big hit. You definitely are big hitters. 1227 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,280 Yeah, I mean, look, I give a time. 1228 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,040 I don't think the hat is right. No, it's not right, but maybe 1229 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,720 Beanie? I've got a couple in Primark, a 1230 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:26,200 couple of caps and Primark last week and I went. 1231 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,040 These are actually a nice fit. I have a weird shaped head and 1232 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,840 it's more the standard hats don't fit my head, don't suit my 1233 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,280 head. Have you ever done a shoot where 1234 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,960 they had to meet? Like that costume didn't fit 1235 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,720 your head? Oh. 1236 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:38,800 I would hit. No, I would hit that. 1237 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,120 I couldn't do it. I'd have the back out of 1238 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,040 whatever it is. I couldn't come back from that. 1239 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,320 Do you audition for a lot of stuff? 1240 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,120 I just didn't audition for the I'm terrible at auditions. 1241 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,400 We well, it's funny, I've been doing self tips a bit now. 1242 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,320 Yeah, they're soul destroying and I think they go into this 1243 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,200 void that never exists. I don't know how many of those 1244 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,920 tapes actually get watched. Using like just before you die 1245 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,880 you're going to get or hell, maybe it's just you get played 1246 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,560 on a loop or yourself tapes. Tapes as what I find like I 1247 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,360 could spend a day doing 25 of them and I was out of 10. 1248 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,800 I picked one of the 1st 2 that I took. 1249 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,920 It's actually ridiculous when first one of the 1st 2 like, oh 1250 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,920 really? Yeah, yeah. 1251 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,760 No, it's got better. I think I'm, I think I go the 1252 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:18,960 opposite. I lose my mind you. 1253 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,720 Think you overtake it and then you you look like you're active, 1254 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,120 look like you're acting. I think I'm like, oh, it's just 1255 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,840 that one little thing I need to fix in the next take. 1256 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,200 And then while fixing that thing, I've forgotten about all 1257 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:28,920 the other things. Yeah. 1258 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,600 When you were saying when you you feel it, all the tapes have 1259 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,720 went in to avoid having been on the other side where you're the 1260 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,800 one watching the tapes and picking something. 100% my mind. 1261 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,480 We Willy Weinstein. Yeah, running through the town, 1262 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,880 yeah, seems so much more. And if you call Wee Willie 1263 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,880 Wines, then there's. A hard drive out there 1264 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:52,920 somewhere. Yeah, yeah. 1265 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,720 But you said no to your credit because Willie made a show for 1266 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:59,600 Channel 4 and loads of our friends and local actors edition 1267 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,360 for it. But you. 1268 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,640 None of our friends got in. Yeah, but you didn't. 1269 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,800 You could have. Fucking shit. 1270 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,880 You could have sent those tapes around or you know, where do you 1271 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,600 see this and that, but you didn't. 1272 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,520 No, but but I. Also could have picked any of 1273 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,240 you, and I didn't know you didn't, but I could have picked 1274 00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:15,560 some of our friends and I didn't. 1275 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,240 Yeah. Well, that'd be hard if you can. 1276 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,320 Only if there's only one part and all your friends are going 1277 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,400 for it. I would find that very 1278 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,640 different. Parts do you know what I do you 1279 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,840 know I had was awful. I addition for a thing a couple 1280 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,560 of months ago and it was in the Clayton Hotel in Belfast. 1281 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,120 Walk in to do it. There's the produce like an in. 1282 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,640 What I was going to say, yeah, that's a difference. 1283 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,080 I went in, they went. Listen, they went, we'll run 1284 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,960 this a lot of times, OK? You're comfortable that we'll 1285 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,600 try a few different things, run the lines once they went. 1286 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:47,200 Thanks a lot. No, see, that's. 1287 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,840 Not I used to think that was a good thing, being like a nail it 1288 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,800 yeah, you're like see if you've done it 8 times that means. 1289 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,240 You're really I used to leave every see whatever you the 1290 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,480 minimum amount of time you had to be in an exam hall was Yeah, 1291 00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,480 I'd leave on that button and go. Nailed it. 1292 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,480 Yeah, Oh. No, if it was you have an hour 1293 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:03,920 and a half, but you can leave after half an hour. 1294 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,680 After half an hour I'd be like, we're going to poison away. 1295 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,560 Because I used to think when you did an audition and if you had 1296 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,760 to do something 7 or 8 times, you're like, I'm not getting it 1297 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,760 right. What that is, is they're going. 1298 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,640 Can you take direction? Here's the rate. 1299 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,160 Yes, that's exactly. See if they go once, they go 1300 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,480 you, you're not even in the ballpark about this character 1301 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,440 is. Yeah, yeah. 1302 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,040 Awful. Because that's what I've never 1303 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,160 done. I often gotten to do a lot of in 1304 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,800 person, yeah, which is where I think I'd be able to be better 1305 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,880 to be like, I can't take directions anytime I do stuff. 1306 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,080 I think it's far better. You know, honestly, because like 1307 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,320 even I did sketches with like follow my hog and stuff that 1308 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,960 they were saying you. I was just talking about that 1309 00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,280 earlier because that was great. But they like they were saying 1310 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,080 they're like, you take directions so well that I'm 1311 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,720 like, I just need someone to physically see me audition 1312 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,160 because these tapes don't get seen. 1313 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,280 Because yes, realistically, there's probably a few names 1314 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,920 already in the mix anyway. And they're not going to my name 1315 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,720 is bottom of that list that they're coming to. 1316 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,280 So that's the problem. Because I'd love to do more. 1317 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,920 I, I, I love seeing comedians do act. 1318 00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,200 And because it's just, I think comedians make class actors. 1319 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So many examples of it and I 1320 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,560 think sometimes they can be pigeonholed and pigeon holed 1321 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,920 into like comedic role, but I think there's. 1322 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,960 Yeah, what's your like? What will be your number one 1323 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,600 passion? Is it like is it stand up? 1324 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:16,440 Is a sketchmaking act in. I suppose like I started out 1325 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:21,120 making short films when I was 11, so I was always doing comedy 1326 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:24,120 sketches and film, but it was me acting in them as well. 1327 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,720 So that's the thing I've, I'm most comfortable doing because 1328 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,720 I've joined the longest as opposed to stand up. 1329 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,520 Like I do enjoy stand up, but I go through bouts of I'll do it 1330 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,080 intensively and then I'll come away from it because I don't 1331 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,840 have the same love for it that I do for. 1332 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,480 Which I think, by the way, is like better than just doing it 1333 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,040 for the sake of it. I think so because I end up 1334 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,640 getting very down when I do that for too long. 1335 00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,080 And then, you know, you're down doing a gig like in Sligo and in 1336 00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,480 a hotel on your own and I'm like, Oh no, I might jump now. 1337 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,920 So like I need to realise that. When the fuck head comes back 1338 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:58,520 from for me, yeah. 11 at night. Like if I could climb up on that 1339 00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,880 wall, I would. Yeah. 1340 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,160 I can't. Run away from my problem, just 1341 01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:09,840 having to wait for a foodie. Yeah, no. 1342 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,360 Who alone in hotels? That's been like the crisps 1343 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,160 you're gonna find. Demons come in. 1344 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,520 You're gonna find me one day OD Don't like something vinegar? 1345 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:17,120 Pringles. What do? 1346 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,160 We to go though. Oh. 1347 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,640 That's how I want to die. Right #1 hotel snack. 1348 01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,440 Give me the brand, give me what it is. 1349 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,080 So I'll give you hypothetical gonna get in Sligo. 1350 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,080 We're in the get back the hotel. It's half nine. 1351 01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,960 It was an early start. I arranged up. 1352 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:39,400 I love it's half nine production team come in a runner. 1353 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:44,240 He goes more fire. Guy says I can get out of the 1354 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:47,160 party get you whatever you want. So don't just thank Ireland 1355 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:50,480 you're talking about having to go to Sainsbury's first you any 1356 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,600 anything around the world. So if it's an American snack, 1357 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:55,200 whatever it is, then get you what will it? 1358 01:00:55,200 --> 01:01:00,720 Be. 11 snack, one drink. If you've got the answer, give 1359 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,040 me it, because. She's Doritos big bag. 1360 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:07,640 Yep, and a Coke. Coca-Cola Original Coca-Cola 1361 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,760 bottle. Yep, glass bottle. 1362 01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,560 Won't glass bowl could give you a litre and a half. 1363 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,240 Oh. Yeah, but the glass bottle, give 1364 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,080 me a six pack of the little glass bottles. 1365 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,800 They're into the nicest ones because they still have all the 1366 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,200 food sugar in them. OK, from. 1367 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,800 Mexico. Yes, Mexican coconut. 1368 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,600 Like I did that when I was staying in Dubai. 1369 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:33,280 I, you know, I splashed out, got a nice hotel, right? 1370 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,120 And the the walls were all like fully white. 1371 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,280 Nice white. When I was done with them the 1372 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:45,400 way. Cleaner earn the money there, 1373 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:49,160 but I came in one night and had like a big family bag of 1374 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,600 Doritos. I must have fallen asleep like I 1375 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:55,440 was eating them as I was walking into the room blacked out. 1376 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,600 Woke up. The elevator snack guy way to 1377 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,000 the. Door closes before they opened. 1378 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,600 Them I couldn't even that night I was hammered and I blacked out 1379 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,800 and just woke up with like cheese Doritos everywhere. 1380 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:07,720 The white crisp white linen bed sheets just covered origin ham 1381 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,840 prints. It looked like I'd beaten the 1382 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,960 fuck out of something. Beloopers in my room there was 1383 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:16,360 just cheese Doritos everywhere. Yeah, I'm not smelly snack. 1384 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:21,240 I yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to go like cookies. 1385 01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,200 I'm going to go like milk chocolate cookies. 1386 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,320 No, like subway type cookies but smaller. 1387 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,720 Do you ever get them the heat, the micro, or the cookies in the 1388 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,920 oven? Oh, the toaster cookies for you. 1389 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Subway. 1390 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,760 Yep, I'm going. To go Oh my God, I'm. 1391 01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:43,320 Going to go a big bag of cookies and my drink will be Doctor 1392 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,160 Pepper. Wow, I respect you so much 1393 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,840 because that was I. I grew up obsessed for Doctor 1394 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,760 Pepper. And me too. 1395 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,200 I used to have a can, a can, or the bottle. 1396 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,120 Doctor Pepper. Every single day. 1397 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,160 Yeah, every day. And I would sing the song all 1398 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,120 the time because I had no friends really, so I was just 1399 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,400 singing to. Myself, I should do a show of 1400 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,240 some sort. I don't know what it is, but 1401 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:09,680 it's Doctor Pepper. That makes I'm delighted with 1402 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,760 that because it's not that often, but now. 1403 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:15,760 Good idea for sketch. Go on 94 sketch, it's set in 1404 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,160 that. What age? 1405 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,840 You just need 30. 1. Right. 1406 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,720 It's set in the early naughties. Right. 1407 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,320 You're in it. OK, you, you, you. 1408 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,600 Can. Cast it as well, you pervert, 1409 01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,320 right. So it's it's all the key, all 1410 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,440 the key at lunchtime, all the kids in the school or college or 1411 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:35,160 whatever have Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola, right? 1412 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,040 And they're loving it. And they're like, you know, 1413 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,360 giving each other the nod and like cheers. 1414 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:42,880 And they kept the cans. And you and I are weird kids in 1415 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,520 two different corners of the canteen. 1416 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:47,400 And we're sitting there just sipping on a Doctor Pepper, and 1417 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,720 we make eye contact. And it's just a really sad, 1418 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,240 like, you're not across. Yeah. 1419 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,560 Thumbs up. And. 1420 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,520 Yep. It's a short film. 1421 01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,000 I can see it's a feature. It's a feature. 1422 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,880 That's a Where's Anderson movie. I love the build up for an hour 1423 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,720 and a half. Just for that, just for a nod, 1424 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,640 that nod, just a mutual nod. And then we could beat up, you 1425 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,560 know, then there's like a tray on on its way to our face. 1426 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:14,520 Just as the nod. Yes, very moving actually. 1427 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:19,720 I get to play the jog because that's my natural role, 1428 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:20,960 obviously. Yeah. 1429 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:24,000 What would you be cut if they were like casting for like 1430 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,320 Freaks and Geeks? You know, that started to show 1431 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,320 like a high school. What do you think you would 1432 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:32,160 viewed as play casting agent? I've know what I would play so 1433 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,920 well. Like a guy who wears sleeveless 1434 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,480 denim jacket and he's fuming constantly. 1435 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,960 Yes. That's I play so well. 1436 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,240 Why I order yeah all the time if. 1437 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,680 Joe Pesci could do it like that's I'm a wee Joe Pesci. 1438 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:47,880 I could play that kind of kind of. 1439 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,080 Character The jocks hold you at arms length while you're 1440 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,160 swinging punches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1441 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,480 That's 100% what I would play and everything. 1442 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,520 What about you? What would you play? 1443 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:03,640 I would be on the like American football team, but only because 1444 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,240 my dad is the Dean of the school. 1445 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,840 I can see it. I can see that. 1446 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,480 Not American football team, but the. 1447 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,000 Cross. Oh yeah, like a really decky 1448 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,120 sport, but you think it's cross rolling, like you're captain of 1449 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,360 the volleyball team, something like that. 1450 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,680 It's. Kind of cool by boys. 1451 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,480 Yeah, if we're going by things that aren't cool, it's the. 1452 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,960 Coolest No. When's the cross? 1453 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,960 Rolling or something like that is a bit more, yeah. 1454 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,880 No, Rowan's cooler than volleyball, the arms and the 1455 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,120 back strengthening for that. Nah, volleyballs. 1456 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,960 An impressive, incredibly tough sport. 1457 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,040 Volleyball players have the life like they're on the beach. 1458 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:44,480 On the beach, barbecues, Yeah. Sandals Dr. Pepper Lady and. 1459 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:47,960 You have to do this a lot like that. 1460 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,760 Would be then someone just did the spike. 1461 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:53,600 What about you? Who would you play? 1462 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,800 See, I like I I was a nerd. I was the biggest nerd in 1463 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:57,320 school. Yeah. 1464 01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,200 Umm, so I could probably lean into that. 1465 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,800 But I mean, you I think categorise me quite well of 1466 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,240 this. Kind of like, yeah, recess. 1467 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,760 That makes me feel nasty now. No, not at all. 1468 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,920 Forget my words have impact. No, it's because I'm in the 1469 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:10,560 hats. Yeah. 1470 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,960 But here's here's the arc go. On. 1471 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:18,760 One day one of the like popular girls is like in the like at 1472 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,680 lunch, grabs your account of Doctor Pepper by mistake, 1473 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:25,560 doesn't realise sepsit and she's like and then everyone starts 1474 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,440 drinking it so you're like you got everyone into it. 1475 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,880 I know here I could play one of the popular girls, ugly mate. 1476 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,400 Nor brother her. Brother, Yeah. 1477 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:39,760 He got held back a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1478 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:44,240 I want to be an ugly mate. You're an ugly mate who got held 1479 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,200 back here all. Right. 1480 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,160 OK, I'm stupid and ugly. Yeah. 1481 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,240 I can play. That yeah, yeah. 1482 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,600 Yeah, double down, double down. Love it. 1483 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,120 Umm. Are you, are you, are you up 1484 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,600 here gigging anytime soon? Are you doing anything? 1485 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:59,760 Well, I think I waiting. I think it was confirmed today. 1486 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,280 Exclusive in there. What is it? 1487 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:04,920 No, I won't say exclusive, but we did play in Edinburgh last 1488 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,040 year for the Fringe the full month and we're doing 2 week, 1489 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:10,840 possibly three-week run of it in Pleasants in London now in May. 1490 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,760 So that was fun because it was kind of like theatre because it 1491 01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,640 was again, I wanted to do more like act and stuff and it can 1492 01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:18,800 we. Please go and sit like this. 1493 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:22,360 Please do, I would love that. I'll be That would be great. 1494 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:27,880 The opening, it's about insults, so it's quite dark comedy and it 1495 01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,520 was kind of nice in that sense because I was like, OK, it's a 1496 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:32,000 bit of comedy. It's about a topic that we've 1497 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,560 all fucking encountered on the Internet, so it was a bit 1498 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:39,240 cathartic. Yeah, you and I do feel bad for 1499 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,640 the guys cast and though, because the one comment people 1500 01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:43,520 kept saying they're like perfectly cast. 1501 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:44,400 We need a William. Thomas these. 1502 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:49,080 Guys all look like himself, say. Whatever you've done to get into 1503 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,640 character for this, whatever costume you already, he's like, 1504 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,880 no, I haven't. My jumper. 1505 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,280 I'm I'm here to see it. I'm not in this. 1506 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,240 But yes, we're doing because basically he runs pleasant game 1507 01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,360 season Edinburgh and loved it and was like, I'd love to give 1508 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:06,160 this a run of it. So it's it's funny as well. 1509 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:09,440 It's a funny play. It's dark and I get to cry in it 1510 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:10,880 as well. So it was kind of getting to do 1511 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,200 you have to really. Yeah. 1512 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:16,359 So it was fun. Did you have to do any research 1513 01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:20,000 into in sales for it? Yeah, and I didn't realise how 1514 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,840 much research and things. I didn't realise it's so dark. 1515 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,880 Yeah, so fucking. Sometimes I feel bad for them 1516 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,080 and then that's the thing. And then I hear them speak and 1517 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,120 I'm like, I get it. There's no because actually what 1518 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,800 happened was people came to the play and one guy came up after 1519 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,399 saying I used to be an insult and like that's how we got out 1520 01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:38,279 of it. And a girl then once was like I 1521 01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,279 dated an insult. I didn't realise that till after 1522 01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:43,040 and then I discovered all his online stuff. 1523 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,560 He was, it was wild. But but yeah, so that's 1524 01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,200 happening in May. I'd love to see that and sales 1525 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,240 fascinate me. Like just high mental. 1526 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,960 There. It was so hard in Edinburgh 1527 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,520 though, because people like all Irish comedy will come to that 1528 01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:01,120 now in the opening like 10 minutes they must roar contour 1529 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:05,399 slot at me on loop for like hard sell to a 70 year old woman. 1530 01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:07,160 I'm like. I just have my head. 1531 01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:10,960 Just Dougal from Father Ted. But just like with a horrendous 1532 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,160 Reddit account, sure, she's a slut herself, Ted. 1533 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:19,920 Father Todd. Yeah, me back with the name bag 1534 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:25,359 Justine, like people probably know your clips, but the 1535 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:27,359 Instagram, all that kind of thing. 1536 01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:30,120 Just just Justine Stafford. Justine Stafford underscore on 1537 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,880 Instagram. You know what kills me more? 1538 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,479 I had the original and then I said, oh, Instagram is not going 1539 01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:35,439 to take off. And I deleted it. 1540 01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:38,359 And in that time another Justine Stafford came along. 1541 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,120 But anyway, Justine Stafford underscore on Instagram and then 1542 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,200 Twitter. Justine Stafford and then 1543 01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,680 TikTok. Yeah, Justine Stafford comedy on 1544 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:50,160 TikTok. Well, I tell you, want to plug 1545 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:53,600 some tour dates? Yes, from the 21st to 23rd of 1546 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,440 March I will be in Edinburgh, Glasgow and Liverpool. 1547 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:58,720 Edinburgh and Glasgow are nearly so loud, so please come to 1548 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,760 those. Liverpool is not, Please come to 1549 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:01,080 that. I do. 1550 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:02,880 Want to Blackpool? No. 1551 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:05,680 No. No, the cast of The Hills Have 1552 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:11,680 Eyes will not have me. Shintocomedy.com for my When 1553 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,320 will this go down? First week of March last. 1554 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:20,880 Wednesday. Oh my America shows a couple set 1555 01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,560 Canada sound great, thank you Canada. 1556 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:28,360 Some of the America shows not good, but we'll have a good time 1557 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:29,600 anyway. That's the worst one, if you 1558 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,200 don't mind me asking. For the amount of capacity 1559 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,760 that's been there and the amount that I've sold before San 1560 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:38,240 Francisco, we need help, OK, we need. 1561 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,440 Love, I'd have a great time. San Francisco. 1562 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:42,720 I can't. I'm on a stag. 1563 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,400 Yeah, but only for a couple of days. 1564 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,400 Come to the rest. I can't, Willy. 1565 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,800 Shorts. I can't. 1566 01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,280 William. My funds cannot do I. 1567 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,960 Choose Doritos. San Francisco, like a very calm, 1568 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,480 vibrant city, yeah. OK. 1569 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,520 Fuck. It is Blackpool on acid. 1570 01:10:58,520 --> 01:10:59,400 Oh. I love. 1571 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:02,760 That, oh, Speaking of, must have heard us. 1572 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,400 There's Steve Elliott. You look like he's dressed like 1573 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,080 he's going to San Francisco. Guys, thank you very much for 1574 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,200 listening to watching this pod. Justin, Willy, thanks a lot.