1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,560 I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin Jose, and we've got a little 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,280 secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 events streaming only on Peacock. 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,520 Exactly how it's called New York After dark. 9 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,640 And it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic boom, you 10 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,360 nail into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, New York After Dark. 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 13 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,320 Peacock. You love it. 14 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:45,680 Zippers, welcome to the Tea with Me podcast with me television. 15 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,680 She and Todd, I mean, I say televisions. 16 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,920 I've not done that much stuff, but I have been on before. 17 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,480 Listen, it's a good time because this is the first full length 18 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:58,520 episode we've done back in the studio and it feels good. 19 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,880 And listen, the whole crew is back together. 20 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,280 We've got producer Dan, we've got Big Mike who's back and a 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,560 lot of people are saying what happened to Big Mike in between? 22 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,240 Where was the big guy in lockdown? 23 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:13,040 And the answer is here in the studio we cryogenically frozen 24 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,080 with a YouTube tutorial. And it was a little bit like 25 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,280 that scene on Awesome Powers when he's been frozen for many 26 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:22,040 years and then you unfreeze him and he does a wee wee and then 27 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,960 you keep remember that bed because that was the funniest 28 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,800 scene of all time. Whenever I was a child going to 29 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,680 the cinema and they kept saying freezing complete. 30 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,200 And then Austin Paris just kept pissing. 31 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,000 Essentially we did that big micro cryogenically frozen. 32 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,600 I mean, we didn't do it that well. 33 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:40,120 We had an old them, an old deal farm lollipop freezer and there 34 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,920 we just popped them in, put a padlock on it. 35 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:47,080 And there has been some complications, IE he is dead, 36 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:51,760 but he's here in studio and God rest him because we've propped 37 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,880 him up in a seat and we're producer dance moving him about 38 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,080 like a puppet. I hope we can bring him back at 39 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,800 some point. We're going to whack. 40 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,560 We're going to walk him on the radiator and hope that when we 41 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,880 come back next week and he's miraculously back to life. 42 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,040 But you don't need to worry about him. 43 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,840 He's fine. He's been in there with six pair 44 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,880 of pack and porkies and a joker. And I'm going to say Joker. 45 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,160 Me, me. I hopped in for a bit. 46 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,240 Looks Eppers here. Here's what we're going to mark 47 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,920 being back in the studio. I should point out I did a 48 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:22,240 patron episode last week. Despite being very drunk. 49 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,960 I always go the extra mile for this podcast. 50 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,360 And at the minute I've just explained to the guys I have a 51 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,760 little jagged bit on one of my teeth and it's cutting the 52 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,720 bottom of my tongue a little bit when I say certain words, 53 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:39,880 especially else and them and it's it's caused me a lot of 54 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,760 discomfort. But I'm here. 55 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:46,160 I'm not just here, though. I've got my Tea with me mug and 56 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,480 listen to this zippers. This is the sound of victory, of 57 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,240 being back in the studio after many months away. 58 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:58,680 That is the sound of me pouring my tea out of a little flask 59 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,880 that I brought from home in the My Tea with Me mug. 60 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:06,000 It's a glorious sight. It's a glorious sound and no pun 61 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,400 intended. Let's just drink it in. 62 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,600 That's going to be my first sip out of my tea with me mug. 63 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:17,520 Here we go. Very nice, very, very nice. 64 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,560 We've got the Barry's Tea in there, Barry's Tea gold because 65 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,800 we've got to bring it to big dogs for an occasion like this 66 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,920 and it's a good time. Now, what would be great is if 67 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,840 everyone in this room had a Teeth Me mug. 68 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,480 We don't, it's just me. So what we're going to do is 69 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,080 we're going to all drink out of a bit in between. 70 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,280 We're going to take it and properly clean it and then we're 71 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,600 all going to pass it around and have sips. 72 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,400 But it's a good time. It's a good time. 73 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,760 I'm glad we're back because I've just been doing all my episodes 74 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,560 in the house, and that is good because I'm in the house, but 75 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,880 also not good because my baby also lives with us and. 76 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,560 And sometimes he cries and then I get really worried. 77 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,880 I get really worried. I mean, I don't stop doing the 78 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,320 episode, but I get a little bit worried. 79 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,320 But it's fun, darling. You happy to be back? 80 00:03:58,960 --> 00:03:59,560 Yeah. It's great. 81 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:00,200 Yeah. It's great. 82 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,240 Yeah. Not seeing you in real life. 83 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:07,280 Same, same, same in real life. Big Mike now he can't again, he 84 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,000 can't speak. I got to apologise to Big Mike's 85 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,480 family because he said, what about if I just go home and just 86 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,720 during lockdown, I just live here in the house. 87 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,519 And I was like, no, we need you in the studio, despite the fact 88 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:18,959 that we're not using the studio at all. 89 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:23,960 One talk about a lot of things, a lot of things there. 90 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:25,520 Of course we'll do listeners questions. 91 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,760 But what I want to kick off with talking about is the thing that 92 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,880 it would be wrong of us not to mark the comeback with this as a 93 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:38,480 discussion. What about the time when Johnny 94 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:43,040 Adair got shot in the head at AUB 40 concert in Belfast? 95 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,280 I put that out in Twitter. I said was it because I was in 96 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,800 the house one day and I thought maybe I'm just, you know, going 97 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,200 mad because I'm not sleeping that much, I'm going to get like 98 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,880 18 hours a night. But that I imagine it. 99 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,600 Or when I was younger, did Johnny Adair get shot in the 100 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,720 head at AUB 40 concert and not die or anything. 101 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,440 And I put that out in Twitter and a lot of people got it 102 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,760 started a debate and people got back to me and they were like, 103 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:14,160 it happened and it's brilliant. No, I may have to take this 104 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:18,640 episode down because Johnny there or somebody, one of his 105 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,840 friends might get in touch and go remove this episode now. 106 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,400 And I love this podcast, but in a heartbeat, I'll take it down 107 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,720 100%. Johnny, if you're watching I, I, 108 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,800 I'm not be I'm not like slobbering or anything. 109 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,320 I just, I enjoy the fact that you've got a lot going on. 110 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,000 The fact that it's UB40 concert as well. 111 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:41,200 Like he literally he was out on parole and I've seen him telling 112 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:45,560 this story and Johnny there, if you don't know who he is, is a 113 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:49,840 bald loyalist. And again, I don't want to get 114 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,400 in any trouble here, but I think those two things are fair to 115 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,160 say. I think it's fair to say he does 116 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,960 not have hair, although imagine if he got in touch and he's 117 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:05,520 like, don't be saying nothing. No, but I mean like he is, he is 118 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,120 ball. I like I'm gonna suit him, but 119 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,240 at the same time he is a ball loyalist. 120 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,440 And I also think it is fair to say that Johnny there is a 121 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,280 loyalist. I think that's fair to say 122 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,200 unless he is rethought things. But anyway, I want to get out of 123 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,440 that and get into this. I, I saw Johnny Deb was on a 124 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:29,120 podcast that there's not this not tea with me, but he was 125 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,240 telling the story about getting shot at the head in the head of 126 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,760 UB40 concert. And what's mad is that you would 127 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:38,000 be telling a story about getting shot in the head because that 128 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,520 seems like if you got shot in the head, you might not be able 129 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,240 to tell the story about how you got shot in the head. 130 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,600 I feel like if you get shot in the head 99 out of 100 times, 131 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,200 you're going to absolutely die. But Johnny there was out on bail 132 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,480 and he said his wife Gina bought him tickets to see UB40 in 133 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,040 Belfast. And he's like, I love UB40 had 134 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,720 to go so instantly. I like that he was willing to 135 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:01,960 risk a hit, which ultimately he did get hit just because he 136 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,400 fucking loved UB40. Like back in those days, he 137 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,560 probably loved being a loyalist and UB40. 138 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:13,960 And it's it's hard to deny that UB40 are a very good band. 139 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,200 And for some reason, I just get the impression that loyalists 140 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:22,680 really were into UB40. Like for some reason, I think, I 141 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:26,120 think the Republican guys might have been more, you know, who 142 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,040 would they have been into around that time? 143 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:35,160 And like, what other bonds were simply read, simply, simply 144 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,600 read. Yeah, 100 percent, 100% 145 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,920 Republicans were in the simply read like mecha, like their two 146 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,360 favourite people were the Pope and Mech Hucknall. 147 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,960 And, and I like, yes, I like that a lot. 148 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,320 But yeah, Johnny there was like, I was on a beer. 149 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,080 Wife got me tickets to see you before. 150 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,640 He's like, I couldn't not go. So he's there for the music. 151 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,000 And then this guy shot Johnny there in the head. 152 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,160 But he goes, it was a wet round. So I don't know what that means, 153 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,520 but he says he got shot in the head. 154 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,960 The bullet travelled around his forehead. 155 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,720 And then he's like, I just had that. 156 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,240 He said he thought a ball went off. 157 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,360 And then he's like, I just turned around and I was fighting 158 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,600 them all. And here's the thing about you 159 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,040 need all about me. If I ever get shot in the head, 160 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,760 I would definitely take a while to relax after, you know, I 161 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,160 would have some down time for sure. 162 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,440 I don't think I would be up for a fight. 163 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,200 And he tells a story about like, he goes, oh, I didn't want to go 164 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,640 to hospital. So I just bounced in a taxi. 165 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,000 I was like, me, take me up to the Shankle. 166 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,240 What I would say to all listeners is if you ever get 167 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:34,240 shot in the head at the UB40 concert, seek medical assistance 168 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,799 immediately. But Johnny just went back up to 169 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:38,520 the Shankle. And I was talking about this on 170 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,400 Twitter and I was like, is it not the most beautiful Northern 171 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,240 Irish story of all time? Like, thing is, I don't even 172 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:48,280 think he left the concert early, you know, I think he was waiting 173 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:52,120 for a red red wine and and he took one on the head and he's 174 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,160 like, no, they're going to drop Kingston Tony in a second here. 175 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,360 And and I love it. I absolutely love it. 176 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,920 And I don't know if Johnny Dare listens to watches the podcast, 177 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,080 but I just want you to know that when I said you're a ball 178 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:10,440 loyalist, it was producer Dan who told gave me that 179 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,840 description, told me to say that. 180 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,920 But a great story. I would love it if the taxi 181 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,920 driver who took him up to the shangle would come on the 182 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,240 podcast, maybe talk about it. I would love to get Ali 183 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,920 Campbell. I think he's called Ali Campbell 184 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,360 from UB40I mean, what were they aware of it? 185 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,640 You know, like, do UB40 know that that happened? 186 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,600 And also, wouldn't it be great if we could get Mike Hucknall on 187 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,080 the podcast and the likes of an Alex Maskey, you know, just to 188 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,480 see Maskey just pay tribute to his favourite singer. 189 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,640 Unbelievable. Big fan of that. 190 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,920 There's plenty I want to talk about. 191 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,040 I want to talk about the fact that on the podcast, before we 192 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:50,760 departed for COVID, I made a bet, kind of bet that the the 193 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:55,080 two guys here that if we ever got into the iTunes Top 40, I 194 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,080 would take them to speed the recording episode with Jerry 195 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,600 Flynn. Like Live would go out there and 196 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,200 do it. And at the time it felt like it 197 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,720 was never going to happen. Not that I didn't have faith in 198 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:09,040 this podcast, but I was willing to spend, I don't know, £400 as 199 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,680 I'm never going to have to fork out for this. 200 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,440 But it turns out we're way better a podcast than I thought. 201 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,120 And to be fair, Jamie Dornan came on an episode and that 202 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,560 might have had something to do with it. 203 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,960 But we're going to Spain. Adios, we're going to Spain. 204 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,920 I don't know when we can go, but we are going. 205 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,480 Do we think this is going to happen this year? 206 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,240 No, you don't think it's gonna happen this year? 207 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,880 Can't see it? I mean is the thing we'll travel 208 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,360 now, like going is OK, but coming back is the problem like 209 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,960 we would have to quarantine if we came back. 210 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,240 Yeah, the government seemed quite happy to see us go, but 211 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,800 when we come back, you'd be stuck in the House for two 212 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,240 weeks. I. 213 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,720 Don't know if that's the worst thing in the world. 214 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,280 Yeah, because you can do all your work from the house. 215 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,880 Yeah, I can't. Yeah, true. 216 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:58,000 And also how long do we go for? Because like ideally I just pay 217 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,080 for us to one day, but then Jews want to stretch it out, do a 218 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,800 longer trip. We'll need to work out some way 219 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,520 where I'll pay for your flights, but if there's more than one 220 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,480 night's accommodation, that's coming out of your pockets. 221 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,600 At least 10 days. No, we're not on board. 222 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,800 No, we're not. That is full board. 223 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,680 It's not all inclusive. It's very much inclusive. 224 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,880 Like it's very much like meals are not provided like this is 225 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,720 budget. This is budget. 226 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,080 Yeah, I'll pay for I'll pay for a flight. 227 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:26,720 I mean, I'm I'll go for a day. You guys can stay longer, but 228 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,840 it'll be coming out like definitely coming out of your 229 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,640 own pockets. But I love that we would be in 230 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,960 Spain, do an episode of the pocket. 231 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,760 We should just do an international tour for the 232 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,200 podcast. We go to Spain, we go to 233 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,440 Portugal. We do it like it's always X 234 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,160 Irish League players, even whether they live there or not. 235 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,600 Like we go to Portugal, we do an episode of Glenn Ferguson. 236 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,840 He lives I think in Hollywood, but we'll take him out and do an 237 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,840 episode there. So the TV's me podcast could be 238 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,360 travelling internationally. We could go to Scotland, do an 239 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:57,280 episode which only there. What about whenever like you get 240 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,480 put out of here and they're like, you have to leave a 241 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,120 country and they're just like they're allowed to just be in 242 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,680 Scotland. I mean, the closest you are to 243 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,800 Scotland is 12 miles at one point in this country. 244 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,920 Like it's not very ambitious to be like you. 245 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,960 You can't be anywhere near here. Like you can. 246 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,160 You can probably see him. You can probably see him in 247 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,520 certain parts. Just walk in a bike with 248 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:24,040 headphones on. Do you before So yeah, we've got 249 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,480 to arrange that at some point. But what I want to talk about is 250 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,240 is politics. I don't really like getting into 251 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,600 politics, especially don't like getting into local politics like 252 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,960 it just did. They're getting the loyalist 253 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,360 politics. I mean, I probably won't be here 254 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,600 for next week's episode. I'll probably get put out to and 255 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:42,160 just have to do on podcast from fucking Stranraer but them. 256 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:48,840 But what I want to talk about is people here weighing into US 257 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:53,720 politics, conspiracy theories, all that kind of thing. 258 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,280 And I'm not doubting the conspiracy theories. 259 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,520 I'm not saying that's wrong. But I just think it's very weird 260 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:02,520 that people from here are throwing our opinions behind 261 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:08,560 politics anywhere else because our politics wouldn't be sorted. 262 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:13,320 You know, we seem to forget that it's more mental here than 263 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,120 anywhere. And we're like, listen, let me 264 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,800 on Twitter, you know, Chris from macro felt is like, let me get 265 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,120 on Twitter. I'll sort out what's happened in 266 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,840 America here. Wake up people. 267 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,400 You know, I just don't understand why we're weighing in 268 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,360 anywhere else. You know, Trump, like people 269 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,960 from here have an opinion. We don't know. 270 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,760 We don't know what we're talking about. 271 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,560 Nobody really knows what they're talking about. 272 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:39,200 But I just don't like that. Like people here are like people 273 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:43,560 keep telling me to wake up, you know, and I had a thing I talked 274 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,560 about it in TV podcast not that long ago with a local commercial 275 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,320 radio DJ who just kept putting up COVID things. 276 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,120 And I was like, why are you doing this? 277 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,600 Why? And people are like, listen, 278 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:58,000 COVID is not real and listen, to be fair, I don't know anyone 279 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,240 that's had it. And I I don't want someone I 280 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:04,400 know to get it, but I do want them that not it would be handy 281 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,560 if they we're fine, if I knew they were going to be fine, no 282 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,960 symptoms. They just have it and then it 283 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,960 goes away. It would back up the fact that I 284 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,520 could be like, listen, COVID Israel because listen, my mate, 285 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,680 but at the minute I don't have any mates who've had it. 286 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,440 So what I'm saying is it's not, I don't think it's real. 287 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,640 I don't think it's real. It's a hoax. 288 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,880 It's just a way to muzzle us because people are pissed off. 289 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,680 They're like all the government, they're making us wear face 290 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,480 masks. It's fun. 291 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,320 I like it because I go into shops, I put on my face masks 292 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,400 and what you can't see is below my face mask. 293 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:41,480 I'm going, I like, I can never do that in the shop. 294 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,680 I can never do that in the shop, especially me, a massive 295 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,840 Northern Irish celebrity. But listen, I'm walking about 296 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:52,240 Vivo and I'm passing a guy in the on the serial aisle and he 297 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,440 says nice day, isn't it? And I go, yeah, yeah. 298 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,600 And then as soon as I say yeah, yeah, I go. 299 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,000 People can't hear me do it. They don't know I'm doing it. 300 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,880 You know, I walk past like a little old lady. 301 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,400 I just, you know, like they're annoyed with my eyes. 302 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,560 And she would presume underneath my mask I'm smiling, but I'm not 303 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,280 underneath my mask. I'm going, oh, you're so old, 304 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,680 but you can't. I pay, right? 305 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:25,400 I pay with my wee chip and pin with this facial expression. 306 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,000 But you don't know I'm doing it. And that's why I'm always going 307 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,640 to wear a mask. I'm always going to wear a mask. 308 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Sometimes I do like big buck teeth under my mask, but no one 309 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,480 knows I'm doing it. And it's a lot of fun. 310 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,240 It's a hell of a lot of fun. I am I my opinion with masks is 311 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,560 I was like, each to their own. If you want to wear one grade. 312 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,360 If not, don't worry about it. Had a child. 313 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,040 So again, spar not wearing a mask. 314 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,400 Was willing to fight him in the car park. 315 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,120 I was like, you have to. He was why do you have to? 316 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:00,280 I was like, I don't know. Scientifically, I don't know. 317 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,920 Also, I'm pissed off at this. I thought if I wore a mask that 318 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,520 means I'm definitely not going to get COVID. 319 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,440 And then somebody goes, Oh no, it's to protect others. 320 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,040 In fact, those producer Danny told me because he's not a big 321 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,880 massive smug head on and they're going it was, it was actually 322 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,720 me. I think you're fine. 323 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,320 What happened was we were in the left, the BBC going to do the 324 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,040 radio show. I got into a left with him and 325 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,760 Dave Elliott. So I was like, chances are I'm 326 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,680 going to get COVID, if not something a lot worse, you know, 327 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,920 because there would, there'd be a lot of stuff in the air with 328 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,000 those two. And I put my T-shirt over my 329 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,400 nose and mouth and they both were like, why are you doing 330 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,840 that? And I said, oh, COVID. 331 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,240 And then producer Dan got on this high horse. 332 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,280 I couldn't actually see him, but he said he showed it down to me. 333 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,640 He goes, it only protects others from you. 334 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,960 And I did not know what that meant. 335 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,960 But now I've looked into it and realised you can still get it. 336 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,800 Just means if you have it, no one else will get it. 337 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,600 Is that right? Bullshit. 338 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,040 Why then I'm wearing it because I don't have it. 339 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,280 I mean, I don't know, I don't have it, but I just don't like 340 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,840 it. I like I would like to know that 341 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,400 I'm not going to get it. So I don't know why I'm 342 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,880 protecting others. Because then if one person 343 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,640 doesn't wear it, it's it's all undermined. 344 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:13,760 It's all undermined. And I'm thinking, do I get like 345 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,119 a funny mask? Is that a thing? 346 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,599 People getting like wacky crazy design masks? 347 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,760 I don't know, like I would love to have one that just looks like 348 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,040 my mouth, which is the big cock coming at the side. 349 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:28,560 I think that would be a lot of fun going into shop or just 350 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:34,040 like, yeah, like like my face with like a wee like blow up 351 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,160 dolls hole, like a wee black hole and just insert here. 352 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,360 I think that might be also quite fun as well, but I don't know. 353 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,440 I like I I don't have a mask on me right now. 354 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,200 I don't have one in the car, so that means I can't go in the 355 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,520 shop and I think it's very inconvenient. 356 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,240 You are you are a mask happy enough. 357 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,120 Yeah, I don't mind. I sometimes forget when you go 358 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,240 into a shop. Why did you say forget like an 359 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:00,440 Italian American gangster? I forget, forget about it. 360 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,160 You forget when you go into a shop. 361 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,080 Well, sometimes you forget when you leave the car. 362 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,240 You get to the door of the shop and you see everyone coming out 363 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,040 wearing masks. You still go in. 364 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,080 Now you have to make that long trek back to the car. 365 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,480 Yeah, that's a walkersheet in back, isn't it? 366 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,920 But like a lot of people who it's funny, the people that like 367 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,200 don't think overt is real but will still put on the mask, it's 368 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,760 like, oh, you're mugging yourself there just down by your 369 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,960 principles and don't wear a mask. 370 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,760 No, I'm happy that they're wearing a mask, but. 371 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,920 Yeah. Do you think, but do you think 372 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,920 it's going to become the thing? Do you think we're going to be 373 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,640 wearing these for a year? Or more. 374 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,160 I think some people will wear them forever now like. 375 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,560 See, I always would have thought I nearly said it. 376 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,480 I nearly said the sentence. I always thought Asian people 377 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,400 were weird, but gladly I'm glad I stopped myself. 378 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,880 But then I did just say it. But I mean, the Asian people 379 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,400 that wear masks on public transport, like in London and 380 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,600 stuff, you see Asian people with masks on and you would always 381 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,880 go, well that's so weird. Like why are you doing that? 382 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,320 You're so paranoid, why are you doing that? 383 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,160 Then someone explained to me in, in like China, they will wear 384 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,840 them if they have a cold. So they've, they've been doing 385 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,680 this for years. They live in a communist 386 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,800 country. So it's all about like the 387 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,520 greater good or whatever. So they wear a mask to protect 388 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,840 other people for themselves. So I just want to apologise to 389 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:21,640 Asia in general. But I thought what we could do, 390 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,240 which would be fun, is look at some of the comments on the 391 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,800 Belfast Telegraph Facebook page, because that is always a lot of 392 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,880 fun. So anytime something COVID 393 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,680 related happens, I'm straight on there and I like to see what 394 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,960 people are saying because people have a lot of time in their 395 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,080 hands and there is a lot of people who shouldn't have access 396 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:40,480 to the Internet. What's also great is it's I've 397 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,720 talked about this before, the five stages of loyalism where 398 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:48,120 people will sectarianism, sorry, where people will get sectarian 399 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,320 on any story, the Belfast Telegraph as like if they're 400 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:55,040 like when, when a free when a month's supply of chalk ices 5 401 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,880 comments down, some guy will be like Brett's out. 402 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:04,560 What's the link? So let me just find a hold on. 403 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,400 Sorry, a story that's caught my eye here that I think there 404 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,800 might also be great comments on IS. 405 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,800 Same sex couples here permitted to register for religious 406 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,320 wedding ceremony for the first time today. 407 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,240 I mean, I feel like people will get passionate about that. 408 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:25,960 Eh, let me just say, Sean. Sean writes perfectly, OK, As 409 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,760 long as none of them are forced into it. 410 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,240 Some gay guys just having a brunch and guy breaks into their 411 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,440 house with a gun. You're going to do exactly as I 412 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,880 say. Oh, man, What do you want? 413 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,840 Money? Listen, we've got money. 414 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,560 We've got money we can get No get in your car and follow me 415 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:47,880 down to the church. You have some admin to do and I 416 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,760 like that people are like the comment section here is going to 417 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:57,320 take off someone will someone's dial will always weigh in with 418 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,880 this comment about 10. They all couples can be 419 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,680 miserable together. Oh God. 420 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,760 Oh, Brett gets involved. 23 likes on this by the way, keep 421 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,880 this out of God's house. Fuck. 422 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:17,040 Jesus Christ Rose Day of shame for Ulster Day of shame for 423 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:21,320 Ulster. 45 likes. People fucking loving it John. 424 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,400 Absolutely appalling. Thankfully the Church of God 425 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,280 stood firm against sodomy in this occasion and won the battle 426 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,080 to keep his house sacred. However, the LGBT lobby will not 427 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,560 be finished yet. The battle is won, the war is 428 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,720 not. If two men or two women want to 429 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,560 get married and call it marriage, they can do what they 430 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:44,600 want, but not in God's house. God's House sounds like like an 431 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,560 album Snoop Dogg would released in the late 90s. 432 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,120 By the way, everybody here comment and that sort of thing 433 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:58,240 has had thoughts, big thoughts. What's really funny is someone 434 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,600 will just write a comment like, oh, you know, everyone, everyone 435 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,640 should be respected. And immediately that's jumped on 436 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:08,240 people like will you fuck off? Delete this comment, right? 437 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,080 Let me find a COVID story here and we'll see what people are 438 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:21,120 saying. Eh, let me see, let me see great 439 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:25,680 content, right here we go. So this is a story about 440 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,280 translinks and sorry because there's people on buses, like 441 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,160 not socially distancing and not wearing masks. 442 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,200 Jason has it sorted. He goes more doom and gloom when 443 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,720 the reality is that only 17 people are in hospital. 444 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,800 I mean, he has no regard for 17 people that are in hospital. 445 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,880 There's only 17 people in hospital. 446 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,280 Bend the government muzzles and return the normality. 447 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,480 See, that's what I enjoy. The people are like the 448 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,920 government are muscle on us like dogs. 449 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:02,560 I mean, that would be way fucking sexier if everyone had 450 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:07,160 to go to the shops with actual muzzles on and like and like a 451 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,080 man had to walk around with a leash. 452 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,720 I wouldn't. I would pay good money for that. 453 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,840 And oh by the way, the other comment that always gets brought 454 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,840 out, this is only employees so that can install 5G all over the 455 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,640 world to take away the distractions of the serious 456 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,680 effects of 5G. Get real people and think 457 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,680 properly. The governments are corrupt as 458 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,760 hell. Don't be controlled by letting 459 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,480 the governments tell you how to live your life. 460 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,320 You only get one life. Enjoy it Gary, enjoy yours mate 461 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,800 because it doesn't sound like you are. 462 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,840 It sounds like you're online comment on the Belfast Telegraph 463 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,280 comment section. Just go out, mate, Just go out. 464 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,480 Oh, I read this wrong, Caroline says totally disgraceful, put on 465 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,880 more carriages, if not trains. I thought she says totally 466 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,560 disgraceful, put cabbages on trains. 467 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,720 I didn't know what that meant. I was like, I don't know what 468 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,440 this theory is. The cabbages are going to cure 469 00:23:54,440 --> 00:24:02,640 COVID, but I would enjoy it. Coronavirus is continuing to 470 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,480 strip the country. There'll be no way until the 471 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:09,000 vaccine's found. Jason just writes. 472 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,000 So what? So what? 473 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,480 Very enjoyable. Yeah. 474 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:22,160 I mean, I, I don't know, like we're back in the studio today. 475 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,640 I'm doing some gigs next week at the Limelight. 476 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,200 Tickets are on sale, by the way. I've posted about it and on my 477 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,360 social media. But then but people are going to 478 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,640 be wearing masks, the performers are going to have different 479 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,200 microphones. I mean, I've always done that 480 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,280 anyway because I'm from Hollywood. 481 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,600 So I've always have a different microphone to everyone else 482 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,760 because you never know, there could be someone from Belfast 483 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,520 on. But it is going to be the new 484 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,000 normal thing. People are going to be spread 485 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,120 out, which is not what you want at a comedy club. 486 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,640 But we're just going to have to adopt and get used to it and 487 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,280 feel free if there's any guys that want to come down with 488 00:24:55,280 --> 00:25:02,120 leather masks on or, or muzzles or chains or leashes or 489 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:05,160 whatever. And you're more than welcome. 490 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:09,120 I mean, I'll be honest, I am doing a comedy show. 491 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,480 But the only reason I'm doing it is because, look, we're going to 492 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,800 sell over 1000 tickets. I hope when everyone's at the 493 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,680 show, we're putting a 5G towers in everyone's garden. 494 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,440 Yeah, I'm sorry to say it, but when you're right, there's going 495 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,920 to be a couple of workmen in a van. 496 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:27,160 Set them a 5G tour at your back and for some reason here we're 497 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,440 here in Hollywood and Hollywood was massive for anti 5G 498 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,680 graffiti. Also make there was some there 499 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,160 was one person who really has something against 5G. 500 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,760 Now it may well have been 3G because he is bound to be 501 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,880 absolutely fuming because no one even talks about 3G was the shit 502 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,480 back in that. I mean I remember just back in 503 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,080 the days of WAP. I mean, WAP now means wet ass 504 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,640 pussy as a Cardi B song. But back in the day, WAP was a 505 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,880 lot less cool. WAP was Internet on your phone. 506 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,000 I mean, it was a lie. People would sell you a phone 507 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,600 like Carphone Warehouse and go. Don't worry mate, there's WAP. 508 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,640 And what WAP stood for is no fucking Internet whatsoever. 509 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:11,040 Like you couldn't, you couldn't scroll, you couldn't do anything 510 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,040 on WAP. But that I remember the first 511 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,560 thing I ever had on the Internet on my phone was score updates 512 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,040 from Man United. And I thought that was class 513 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,400 that would text you on Man United score. 514 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,040 Sir Oxforderson would text you on Man United score, which was 515 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,560 class. He had a big list of everybody's 516 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,640 number. But WAP was terrible. 517 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,240 Like nobody browsed the Internet With WAP, you know, you'd have 518 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,280 been way quicker just going to your neighbour house to ask the 519 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,080 question. WAP. 520 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,680 I, my phone has WAP. I'm on the Internet here. 521 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,600 You're not, you're not on the Internet. 522 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,600 It would take so long to load a page that your credit run it. 523 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,400 No one ever found the answer to a question on WAP. 524 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,920 And imagine, imagine sending someone back in the day buying a 525 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,560 phone. Listen, see in the future you 526 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,240 can have porn on your phone back in WAP. 527 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,080 There used to be used to be on WAP. 528 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:07,800 If you wanted to buffer a low resolution picture of breasts, 529 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:11,080 it would take three weeks. It would take three weeks. 530 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,880 So you would download it, forget about it, and then the next 531 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,680 month you would get a wee thing on your phone and you'd be like, 532 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,800 unreal. And it was just a picture from 533 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,320 about 50 feet away of some boobs. 534 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,600 But no, WAP is no WAP is wet ass pussy. 535 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,400 That's just the way it is. Things change. 536 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,360 WAP used to be a great feature of mobile phones and that's wet 537 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,640 ass pussy. And some people probably 538 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:36,640 uncomfortable with me saying wet ass pussy, but that's just the 539 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,880 way like when people in Northern Ireland say pussy a lot of the 540 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:45,920 time with various accents here it sounds like pussy, which is 541 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,640 doubly disgusting when you think about whereas posse. 542 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,840 You know when pus was all the rage when we were getting our 543 00:27:53,840 --> 00:28:00,640 BCG, The word pus was used most in the late 90s when everyone 544 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,600 was getting a BCG because the big question was, are you 545 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,360 getting pus? No, that I might have just 546 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:11,440 misheard in the playground when the genre kept asking me if I 547 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,280 was getting much pus. Because at the time I was like, 548 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,280 he, I mean, if he was Sam Pus, he must have thought I was a 549 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,800 serious player in P7 because he's like, what about you? 550 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,520 You're getting much pus. And I'd be like every night in 551 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,920 bed, every night in bed, there's pus. 552 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:33,680 There is pus all over my sheets, plus when I wake up in the 553 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,000 morning, plus when I have my lunch, plus when I go to bed. 554 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,960 I'm having a posse time at the minute. 555 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,800 You get much? Plus he's like fuck all mate 556 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,120 fuck all. The thing is BCG wouldn't be a 557 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,560 thing anymore. Nobody be allowed together 558 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,400 because people would accuse Bill Gates of trying to give you 559 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,640 autism or whatever it is. I'm a big fan of that theory as 560 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,760 well. Anti Bill Gates, anti Bill Gates 561 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,320 demonstration lesson. Bill Gates is 607 years old. 562 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,440 Leave him be. Leave him be, he's not doing any 563 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,000 harm. Bill Gates is the guy that 564 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,240 brought us the paper clip on windows. 565 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,640 Remember that we interactive guy used to pop up spruce up your IT 566 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,640 lesson one of the first time you find out there was the we paper 567 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,240 clip man that used to come over on Microsoft. 568 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,040 You'd be an IT lesson Someone go here. 569 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,920 You seen that we paper clip what we paper clip you can ask 570 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,960 questions unbelievable used to punch onto the screen. 571 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,360 Everyone knows what I'm talking about. 572 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,640 If you're over 30, there was this thing on Microsoft Word you 573 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,720 could bring up and it was we paper clip with the face and he 574 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,960 was great. You could ask him anything here. 575 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,040 How do I do a picture in this Word document? 576 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,640 And he would do he would he was it was very entertaining. 577 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,360 And then there was also this feature on Microsoft, which you 578 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,760 can make your own 3D cartoon. Does anybody remember that? 579 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,800 You can make like a comic very fun when I find out very, very 580 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,040 fun. But there you go. 581 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,800 I mean, I have nothing else to say on that other than other 582 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,640 than it was enjoyable. And then and listen, wet ass 583 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:13,080 pussy, wet ass pussy, I mean wet ass pussy. 584 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,000 The the number one thing you don't want is a wet ass because 585 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,200 that is the number one thing you can get whenever you go to the 586 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,640 seaside for the day, you wear swimming shorts and you still 587 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,480 have a little bit of a wet bum from the sea. 588 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,200 It will get you will have like an itch, an itchy bum. 589 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,600 Your bum cheeks will be itchy and and that is always an 590 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,360 uncomfortable drive home because a lot of time you'll have sand 591 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,440 in between your feet and stuff. And that's why I just don't go 592 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,240 to the seaside because I don't want to get into wet ass pussy. 593 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,400 Wet Ass Pussy by Daniel O'Donnell listen. 594 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,720 Folks, bit of a cover here for you, bit of a new direction for 595 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,560 me. We're going to slow it down a 596 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,760 bit. This is wet ass pussy. 597 00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:02,280 This is for Magell Magelli. Get the camera. 598 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,120 I'm going to be cover here. Wet Ass posse. 599 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,840 This is Daniel Donnell in the Live Lounge and I'll be covering 600 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:15,200 Cardi B and Wet Ass Posse. What we should do is get the 601 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,480 lyrics of Wet Ass Pussy up and I will cover it as Daniel 602 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,920 O'Donnell because we're back in the studio. 603 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:25,800 I don't know why we wouldn't wet ass the first time I've googled 604 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:36,320 it. Wet ass pussy lyrics So what a 605 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,760 time to be alive is Dan is Daniel Donnell in the Live 606 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,680 Lounge for BBC Radio One with his cover of wet Ass pussy? 607 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,680 Bitches be pressed they knew how I'm coming. 608 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,760 Real bitch in the flesh. Who the fuck she go and check 609 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,720 She be talking that shit talking out of her neck. 610 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,720 Put her blood on her dress. Bitches be mad when they see 611 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:06,000 Daniel step in the spot said that you bout it. 612 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,400 We know that you not I'm a pull up on bitches as soon as I drop 613 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:17,440 bought a new foreign and my cop a yacht scared bitches in my 614 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,360 business. They trying to plot whoo hoes 615 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:25,280 pop and shit like they hot, but they not just flooded the rest 616 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,680 the Patek the watch can't say that word be flexing. 617 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,000 We know that you've got Daniel Dunnan had the game in a knot. 618 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,720 If you're N word. I got him on luck this go Bang 619 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,480 Bang like I'm chopping them chops VVS chain. 620 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,160 I'm in love with the rocks. You said you're going to take it 621 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,480 bitch, you got me chopped. They throw in shade because they 622 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,360 see Daniel on top that bitch to pull up. 623 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,400 Daniel's going to send you the drop. 624 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,560 So there you go, just in case you ever wondered what it would 625 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,920 sound like if Daniel done read the lyrics for wet Ass pussy. 626 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,200 I've got loads of listeners questions before I get to there. 627 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,400 I already have plugged actually manscape, have I? 628 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,520 Yeah, plug landscape and Patreon. 629 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,520 So actually I don't need to do that. 630 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,760 So we can do listeners questions. 631 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,720 All right, let's see what we've got here. 632 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:20,280 We'll start on Twitter. All right, first question is 633 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,760 from Jamie. How's the fantasy team coming 634 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,120 together? Yeah, I don't do a fantasy 635 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:30,360 football team because I have a family, you know, and, and, and 636 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,560 things to do. So anyone who does a fun, I love 637 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,040 football, but anyone who does a fantasy football team and edits 638 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,240 their team 10 weeks in is not working hard enough at what they 639 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,200 do in life. Because we all do a fantasy 640 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,200 football team. And then you just don't transfer 641 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,080 anyone on the tails off like you'll you'll have come the end 642 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,600 of the season. I always have a guy who's been 643 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,600 out for 10 months, but I never change him when I'm a team. 644 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,600 So I don't like having a fantasy team. 645 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,760 Ryan Galway, best pub and Lauren. 646 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,440 I've only been to one pub and Lauren, which is the older Fleet 647 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:06,120 Bar where I do on my tour because I spent a long time 648 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,280 slagging off Lauren as Mike McGoldrick. 649 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,000 And I just want to apologise to absolutely nobody for doing that 650 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,920 and I will continue to do it. I mean, the formula that's very 651 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,840 simple. Just mention something, you 652 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,480 know, extravagant, and then say something about, about Lauren. 653 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,600 It balances out the joke and it always works. 654 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,920 Umm. But people were like, ah, you're 655 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,320 going to come to Lauren on your tour. 656 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,480 This was a couple of years ago. And I said, yeah. 657 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,639 And then we got in touch with the town hall and for some 658 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,880 reason they said no, they were like, no, we're not interested 659 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,480 in booking the show. And I couldn't work out why. 660 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,719 And then I remembered everything I'd said about the time and I 661 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,920 was like, that's absolutely fair. 662 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,120 But the older flip bar stepped up and they were like, yes, 663 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,080 we'll take the show. Now, with hindsight, it could 664 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,159 have been a Johnny There you be 40 type head. 665 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,360 Like I could have gone in there. Someone could have got a whack 666 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,199 on. I don't know what that means and 667 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,360 shot me in the head with it. And I had I would have had to 668 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,600 get a taxi up to the Shankle. But then. 669 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,240 But it was brilliant. It was really good. 670 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,320 It was one of the best shows on the tour. 671 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,920 It was the first show of the tour and and what was brilliant 672 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,800 is the next day after as I was getting ready for the show, some 673 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,920 guys like see tomorrow, we've got you here tonight and 674 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:17,320 tomorrow it's Lauren Pride class. 675 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,720 I didn't even. I said, I didn't know that was a 676 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,200 thing. And they go, it's the first 677 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,520 year, we're going to see how it goes. 678 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,680 And then a guy telling me was like, listen, some boys from a 679 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,120 church are coming down to protest. 680 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,760 And I had to tell him I was like, listen, they're not coming 681 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,880 down. They're saying they're coming 682 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,000 down to protest, but they're coming down to see what the icon 683 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,400 is like 100 percent, 100%. Those guys are like, oh, it's 684 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,360 wrong and all they're having a wee look. 685 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,760 You know what I mean? They're coming down to see what 686 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,120 what nice bombs are about. But it was a lot of fun. 687 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,880 It was a lot of fun. And I hope Lauren pride is still 688 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,800 a thing. So I would say the older fleet 689 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,320 Owen McMahon says, have you ever made jam? 690 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:02,440 I've never made jam. My mother-in-law makes jam and 691 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,480 gives me jam quite a lot and I eat jam every day. 692 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,360 I'm a toast with a bit of honey, so I've never felt the need to 693 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,200 make it myself. I don't think I ever will. 694 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:17,240 But maybe if tea with me become successful enough, maybe we have 695 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,240 a range of our own tea bags of tea range. 696 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,160 And then maybe, maybe we do like biscuits and then maybe we do 697 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,840 spreads and then maybe we just get into the meat game. 698 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,440 Maybe we just sell meat out of a lorry. 699 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:33,400 That's the ideal thing. Tea with me mate was she and 700 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,160 Todd and we just have various meat in a lorry. 701 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,760 What happens is there's all different meat in there. 702 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,960 You get a blindfold on, you go in, you left as much meat as you 703 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,280 can. You don't know what meat it is. 704 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:52,600 It could be pheasant, it could be Kai, it could just be a bald 705 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,520 loyalist you come out with. But either way you get your 706 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,800 mate. So, So I've never made John, but 707 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,360 I would like to now Dalton, if you could live anywhere in the 708 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,080 world other than Northern Ireland, where would it be? 709 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,280 I wouldn't live anywhere else in the world, mate, because I love 710 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,720 are we country? I love Northern ire. 711 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:17,280 I love people who say who still say that Northern ire up nor 712 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,360 Northern ire. That's it. 713 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,120 Are we country? Eh, I don't think we'd live 714 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,040 anywhere else. If we're really hard to I would 715 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,160 probably go, I would probably go to Scotland and just walk about 716 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,640 asking loyalists who'd been kicked out. 717 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,320 What do you do, you know, because I would like that 718 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,120 gossip. Would you kicked out for If not, 719 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:42,800 I would probably live in, I would live in Dubai because I 720 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,080 went there with my wife on holiday a couple of years ago 721 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,880 and we went to this place called Mr Miagi's, which was a cocktail 722 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,200 bar restaurant. And they come running to there 723 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:58,360 was a very, very flamboyant Asian gentleman who's in charge 724 00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,880 of the entertainment, Mr Maggies. 725 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:04,720 And he comes around your table and you do karaoke, but you 726 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,360 don't get up to perform. As you're having dinner, he 727 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,720 hands you the microphone and you just sing for the whole 728 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,720 restaurant. And I sang after a couple of 729 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:16,040 cocktails myself. Ignition remix by R Kelly. 730 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,600 And when my wife was on her way to the toilets, someone we've 731 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,680 never met before, a woman came up to her and went. 732 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,920 Your partner there was really, really brilliant to do enough. 733 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,320 And after that moment, I've thought I could easily make a 734 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,400 living. And I know this is maybe 735 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:34,640 controversial, but as an R Kelly impersonator in Dubai, without 736 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,520 all this, The Dirty stuff he was doing, you know, just like not a 737 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,320 lifestyle R Kelly, but just the songs. 738 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,360 Because R Kelly's kind of been cancelled. 739 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,560 He's in prison, he's pressing on people in there, he's probably 740 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,520 throwing, he's probably shitting on people, whatever he likes. 741 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,600 But there's no reason why you can be an R Kelly tribute act if 742 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,480 you just did the songs. In fact, that is a niche thing 743 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,800 because like Gary Glitter can't go on to her. 744 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,280 And I'm not saying that like that's that's wrong. 745 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,920 I, I don't think he should be. I think he should be listen, I 746 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,080 think he should be sat down and spoken to. 747 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,840 But you know, there's no reason why somebody else couldn't do 748 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,040 his songs. You know what I mean? 749 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,440 You could donate a lot of money to various things, but you could 750 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,440 literally do a set. And it was just all like Michael 751 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,960 Jackson. You do a bit of Jackson, bit of 752 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:27,000 R Kelly, a bit of Daniel Donaldson wet ass pussy, you do 753 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,400 R Kelly before you know, you've got yourself an hour and a half 754 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,520 set that will go down an opposite storm, I think in 755 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,040 Dubai. And what about the time when I 756 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,520 was in Dubai? We went to the mosque in Abu 757 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,480 Dhabi, which isn't in Dubai. So I don't know why we say when 758 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,720 I was in Dubai I went to a different place, but it was a 759 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,440 Buster. And there was a weird thing on 760 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,920 the tour where they took us to this carpet shop in the middle 761 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,640 of nowhere and the guy was like, my brother owns this carpet shop 762 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,360 by a carpet. And I was like, I don't need a 763 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,280 car. I have enough, more than enough 764 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,640 carpet in my house. And he put a lot of pressure on 765 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,600 me and I was like, how much are the carpets? 766 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,160 And I don't know why I asked that because I was never going 767 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,600 to buy a carpet. And I got into negotiation. 768 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,840 I had the back out and I felt threatened. 769 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,760 But that's irrelevant. What's relevant is when I was in 770 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,760 the mosque in Dubai, I was wearing shorts and the guy goes, 771 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,440 you can't come in here in those shorts. 772 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,320 And I was about to go, why? Because I'm a sexy bastard. 773 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:19,240 And he goes no, because disrespectful to like literally 774 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:22,040 to or to Allah. And I said right. 775 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,200 What do I need to do to get in? And he goes, you have two 776 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,240 options. You can either this 100% 777 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,200 happened. He's like, you can either wear 778 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,400 these we like cotton trousers we have and they're free and you 779 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,040 can borrow them and return them on your way out. 780 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,400 Or you can send someone in your party to go to the gift shop and 781 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,000 they can buy you full traditional robes. 782 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,200 And I said, which of those do you think I'm going to pick? 783 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,880 Because before he finished his sentence, I'd give my wife all 784 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,400 my money. And I said, bring me the best 785 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,120 robes you can find. And I walked around the only 786 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,640 like white guy doing the tour, the only non-muslim guy, just 787 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,320 head the toe like a full shake. And I don't know whether it's 788 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,720 shake or sake, but let's just say I was a shake sake. 789 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,920 And that's what I want this week's episode of the podcast to 790 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,200 be called the shake Sake. And it was a great time. 791 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,160 Now, I was far too warm, and the robes they got, and I had a 792 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,640 panic attack and thought it was going to faint. 793 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,440 But apart from that, a good trip. 794 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,840 But singing our Kelly Ignition remix in the restaurant was a 795 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,040 highlight. And I know that wasn't the 796 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,880 question. James Mccavig says Ed Sheeran 797 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,440 announced his new daughter's name was Lyra Antarctica 798 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,880 Seaborne Sheeran. Do you think she was conceived 799 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,720 at sea, or was that merely A coincidence? 800 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,360 Yeah, there's a lot of Nordic themes there. 801 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:40,600 Antarctica seaborne Sheeran. Lyra Antarctica seaborne 802 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,280 Sheeran. You can have that name in 803 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,280 England, you know what I mean? Like, he's very middle class. 804 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,400 You can have that name, you go to a Belfast school with that 805 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,440 name. Your first day of primary school 806 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,000 is going to be your last day of primary school. 807 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,600 You're going to get torn to shreds for that. 100%. 808 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,960 Although Lyra Sheeran is normal enough. 809 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,960 It's just the middle names that that make it over the top and 810 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:04,160 extravagant. My middle name is not a bad 811 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,720 middle name, but for some reason I get a lot of abuse for it, 812 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,320 like amongst my friends and I shouldn't because my middle 813 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:16,440 name's Stuart. So I'm called so I'm called she 814 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,600 and sure Todd, which is a totally normal name. 815 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,360 I mean, it's spelled Stewart, which I hate. 816 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:29,000 I prefer to be St Schuart, but I'm Stewart and none of my 817 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,560 friends knew my middle name until my wedding. 818 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,720 And my wife was like, you know, the registrar was like, do you 819 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,240 my wife's name, Tig. She and Stuart told me. 820 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,520 And whenever she said she and Stuart Todd. 821 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,160 And then I had to also say change your toad when I was 822 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,640 talking about myself, everybody laughed. 823 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,400 And I was like, don't do that at a wedding. 824 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,280 This is disrespectful. And I scrubbed the entire front 825 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,760 row. And I was like, why is that 826 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,800 funny? Stewart as a middle name. 827 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,840 But I found out. Was it your middle name? 828 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,280 Yeah. Which is Gregory. 829 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:04,320 Gregory. Gregory and Big Mike. 830 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,280 Am I alive now? You're alive. 831 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,560 You're brought back to life, Brian. 832 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,520 Hold on, hold on. Why are our three middle names 833 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:20,880 DUP councillors? Stuart, Gregory and Brian, The 834 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,280 crew have shown up. All these boys are ready to 835 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,200 party. Who you got? 836 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:29,120 Stuart, Gregory, Brian, the squad ready to turn up. 837 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,960 Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, we have terrible middle 838 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,800 names. Shoot. 839 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,640 Right. Here's the thing. 840 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,160 You want to down, You want to go all inclusive to Spain, you 841 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,360 said? Yeah, I will take the boys on an 842 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,840 all inclusive trip to Spain. This, this is true. 843 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,680 I'm saying this on the podcast, this legitimate. 844 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,440 So you have the option. You can either go budget, which 845 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,400 is what it's going to be. I'll pay for your flights, one 846 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,080 nights accommodation, a lunch, a reasonably priced lunch in the 847 00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:03,880 airport, or I will pay for us to go away for three nights to 848 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,480 Spain. Everything paid for drinks, 849 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,880 food, souvenirs in the gift shop. 850 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,800 We ashtray for your mom even she doesn't smoke. 851 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:18,400 If by depot you change your middle name or add another 852 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,880 middle name and you can change it back and then cost £50. 853 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,920 Is anyone off for that? Actually have another middle 854 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,240 name. Hold on let me prepare myself 855 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,080 for this. By the way, no one said yes or 856 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,560 no to my offer. You have so Big Mike has another 857 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,400 middle name as well as Brian, which is Owen. 858 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,320 Owen with an O. Owen with an O? 859 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,320 Yeah. As opposed to what? 860 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,600 Oh, fair. Fair, fair. 861 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,440 Sorry. Disrespectful. 862 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,800 And Owen Brian. Owen. 863 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,080 Brian Owen sounds like a famous poet. 864 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,080 Yeah. But a really terrible thing is 865 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,720 that I didn't realise that my middle initials spell out Bo. 866 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,960 So it's Michael Bo Foster. Michael Bo Foster. 867 00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:58,760 Yeah. It's not good. 868 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,240 Don't you have any other middle names? 869 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,240 You just Gregory? No. 870 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,520 Yeah, I just have Stuart. But like, would you be willing 871 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,560 to instead of Dan Gregory quick, would you be willing to call be 872 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:17,680 called like Dan Ferry Quick spelt maybe like not VER like 873 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:24,640 VERRI. So you would say it to people, 874 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,480 but you wouldn't like wait for a laugh. 875 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,760 You'd just be like Dan, very quick. 876 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:34,120 So I have to introduce myself. Full name, by the way, that's 877 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,800 such a baller move to through your middle name when you're 878 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,760 introducing yourself to. Hi Shinchartel. 879 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,360 Nice to meet you. Michael. 880 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:49,280 You got to change yours to Michael Loves account of Foster. 881 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,840 I mean, it doesn't work because there's no S on Foster, so it 882 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,840 wouldn't you have to change your surname as well and other names 883 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,760 that you. Yeah. 884 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:02,680 So would you guys think about it for junior middle name people? 885 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,760 I mean, Spain's good, Spain's good. 886 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,800 Yeah, but don't forget, by the time we're going to go, you 887 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,600 won't have been away anywhere in about a year and a half. 888 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:14,440 So you'll be dying for a trip, would you? 889 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,000 Think about it. That's by then the next podcast 890 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,280 comes around. You make a decision. 891 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,200 What was the other absurd thing I said? 892 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:26,360 If we get the 150 Patreons, I'll shoot a proper music video of me 893 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,200 and record myself singing, Walking in Memphis. 100 A 894 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,040 hundred a hundred. So I think another five and 895 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:37,440 we're there. OK so patreon.com TV me podcast, 896 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:42,080 if we had 100 patreons I will for no reason upload a video 897 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,960 myself singing Walking in Memphis and shoot a really weird 898 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,600 music video for it. And then what was the other one? 899 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,720 The I would get a small tattoo of a cup of tea mug. 900 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,880 If we if we get. But that's for 1000. 1000, yeah. 901 00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:02,520 And if we had 1000, I'll also change all my names to just shot 902 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,680 in the head at UB40 concert. I'd be willing to do that. 903 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:14,640 We've got some more questions from Kelly and McKay, who says, 904 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:23,880 you know what, not going to read it, Not going to read it because 905 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:28,200 you've been a little bit bold there and and I don't like the 906 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:33,520 question. I've done 50 minutes, 45 don't 907 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,320 45. OK, cool. 908 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,560 And I mean, I know I said give me a subtle thing, but then, 909 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:43,360 yeah, I've undermined it by just vocalising it, but OK, Husty 910 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,400 says Dave Elliot and McCallum, Mickey Bartlett, Shag Marie. 911 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:51,440 Avoid again. This is one of those things, 912 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,800 like the gay marriage thing where no one's forcing me to do 913 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,680 this, you know, I mean, shag marry or avoid. 914 00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,680 Like I don't have to pick, but I will. 915 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,080 Umm, shag by the way, down in Houston. 916 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,400 Are you down in Houston or Austin Powers? 917 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:17,040 Shag. Umm, I would shag probably, umm, 918 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:27,520 the Dave I would shag Dave because eh, you know it, it 919 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,360 wouldn't be a first time folks. Sick. 920 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:34,280 Umm no, because I think our friendship could withstand it 921 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,520 100%. Yeah, I mean, Dave and I've been 922 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,240 in a bath, a bubble bath, the other for a video the big Mike 923 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:45,640 shot and the and the client did not like that bit of the video. 924 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,840 They were a very Christian company and they didn't like 925 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,840 based in Northern Ireland. You know, that is only going to 926 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,280 be exaggerated. So they didn't love the scene 927 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,880 where two gentlemen were in the bath together and they 928 00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,000 especially didn't like the director's cup where we were in 929 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:09,920 full fellatio. Shagdev marry, probably marry 930 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:17,080 Aaron McCann because. Because he likes to have fun, 931 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:23,400 because I think he would buy me nice things, treat me well. 932 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:28,240 I'm going to avoid Mickey purely because I'm going to avoid 933 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:31,640 Mickey because Mickey is induce martial artists and do is like 934 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,480 some numb Chucks dressing up like a ninja, doing all that 935 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,080 kind of thing. So I would worry that if I got 936 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,640 on the wrong side of him, if we had a tiff or whatever, that he 937 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,920 would throw a shooting star like a ninja star, whatever they're 938 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,680 called into my forehead. So that that would be the only 939 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:52,120 reason. More questions are from. 940 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:59,000 Let me see. You know, probably should have 941 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,360 had all this set up beforehand. But this is reality, people. 942 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,760 This is reality. OK. 943 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,400 No. Do you have more? 944 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,880 Oh. Hit myself. 945 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:13,280 Oh why is that done that? Yep. 946 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,760 One flying Irishman says, Will your Limelight gigs be recorded 947 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,840 for the Patreon? Good question. 948 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:27,720 The reason that I don't want to record these gigs, probably 949 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:33,560 apart from my own, from my own records, is because I see if I 950 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,240 record it and put it out even on the Patreon. 951 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,840 And then I imagine if you're on the Patreon, chances are you 952 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,200 might come and see me live at some point. 953 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,840 I don't want you to have seen the material. 954 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,760 So obviously last year's whole special, the Todd Father is up 955 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,920 on there, which is the full thing. 956 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,000 It'll go on YouTube at some point, but for the meantime, 957 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,680 it's just for the Patreons. Eventually this material I'm 958 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,640 doing, when it's a proper show will probably be on Patreon 959 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,840 first. But these gigs, it's still going 960 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:05,840 to be me trying the material. So I probably wouldn't put that 961 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,840 out there. So come to the come to the gigs 962 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:14,520 is essentially what I'm saying. If you can fly in Fort James 963 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,800 Wilkinson, our Coleraine going to win the Europa League. 964 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,040 Now this is not a a football podcast, so I can't answer that 965 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:25,520 other than to say yes, 100% Carl Cunningham, what's your biggest 966 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,480 success in football Manager in what year? 967 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:34,080 I'm not going to answer that apart from to say 2001 Leeds 968 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,640 United manager won the Champions League. 969 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,520 Mark Viduka scored the winning goal. 970 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,840 I have had a lot of other successes since then. 971 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:46,160 Oldham took Oldham in about 2006 seven into the Premier League. 972 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,120 But a lot of the time Football Manager, I always have a bad 973 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,800 relationship with the board. So thankfully I've stopped 974 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:58,640 playing Football Manager since for about 6 months and I don't 975 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,120 think I'll play it again because it takes up too much of your 976 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,360 life and you can't be productive. 977 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,920 And then the baby would be like hey, can I get some attention? 978 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,680 And I'd be like listen, I would love to but I am trying to take 979 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:14,240 Bradford City to the Championship here, I know, but I 980 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:18,320 need food and all and I'm like listen, these players need an 981 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,800 arm around them from the gaffer. So I think it's best that I 982 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,240 don't play it. But I'd take combined. 983 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:26,440 I played Football Manager for a year in my life. 984 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:30,040 Honestly don't regret it or no. Kane, Shane. 985 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,240 What was your favourite concert growing up and why was it S Club 986 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:35,800 7 in the Odyssey in 2001? I didn't go to that, but I 987 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,560 definitely would have. Escope 7 Reached for the Stars 988 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,880 reminds me of my last day of P7 where I wasn't emotional at all. 989 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,480 But then it was the last day of P7 and looked around and 990 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,800 realised that I was moving on to a different experience and I 991 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,520 nearly cried a little bit in my classroom in front of primary 992 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,560 school. Escope 7 Reached for the Stars 993 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,840 was on and the and the lyrics that really resonated with me. 994 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,600 And any time I hear that song, no I hysterically cry. 995 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:08,760 Hysterically cry. So my favourite concert growing 996 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:13,240 up and weirdly my first ever concert was Elton John at 997 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:16,840 Stormont, which is weird for a child to go to by himself, but 998 00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,640 there. But no, I went with my family to 999 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,600 see Elton John. That was pretty class because 1000 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,080 the line I was like, who the fuck is this guy? 1001 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,440 I don't know this guy at all. This this old weird guy with 1002 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,400 glasses on. Then he did Can you feel the 1003 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,160 love tonight? And I was like, he's The Lion 1004 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,760 King mom and I hysterically cried when he played Can you 1005 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,680 feel the love tonight? So that was good. 1006 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:41,120 Eminem. Oh, my last day of school, 5th 1007 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:45,360 year, my last day, I went to see Eminem, a Punchestone race 1008 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,480 course. Big Mike was there too, but we 1009 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,760 weren't there together. We didn't even know each other 1010 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,600 on Eminem. If you're watching it bro, I 1011 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,360 thought you were pretty shit because you mind. 1012 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,080 And it was raining. Now the rain wasn't your fault, 1013 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:02,120 but you're my man and D12 were on before you and I thought D12 1014 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,760 were better. And Big Mike, did you see D12 1015 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,600 set? Cypress Hill? 1016 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,280 We're on. I when we were driving in, we 1017 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,480 heard Cypress Hill, but we didn't see them. 1018 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,160 But we saw D12 and I thought they were better. 1019 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,240 And I thought Eminem wasn't great. 1020 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,000 And I had a baseball hat that I bought from Top Man to wear down 1021 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,360 to it. And it was white. 1022 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,480 Of course it was with Chinese writing on it because it was 1023 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,120 2005 or whatever. It was 2003. 1024 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:33,680 And then we're driving up and on the motorway in Dublin, I put my 1025 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,960 head out the window like a dog that was excited and my baseball 1026 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:41,400 hat blew off and I lost it. So I had the indignity of going 1027 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,720 to the concert without the cool baseball hat that I had. 1028 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:49,240 And, and with my hair had sort of meshed to the idea that there 1029 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,520 was a cap on my head. So my hair was very flat. 1030 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,640 So that's why there was no pus for me at the Eminem Show when I 1031 00:54:55,640 --> 00:55:02,040 was 15, Dawson Clown says. Sounds like a legal firm now. 1032 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,520 The boy Time's finished. Will you get the Avanti with me 1033 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,480 for a few nostalgic quacks? PS Looking forward to the Late 1034 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:11,040 Show next Thursday. Sweet Cheeks X right back at 1035 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,640 you, Sweet Cheeks. Also, yeah, I'm looking forward 1036 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:16,800 to the show as well. Really look forward to it 1037 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,520 because it's the first time I've done proper stand up in a long 1038 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:20,960 time and hopefully remember how to do it. 1039 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,600 If I don't, I'm just going to sing our Cal Ignition remix, 1040 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,440 then do Gary Glitter History or Rock'n'roll and then just finish 1041 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,640 with with Daniel. But yeah, I'm buzzing forward to 1042 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,000 looking forward to. Yeah, I will definitely get the 1043 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:36,160 volunteer with me 100%. He'll do an episode at some 1044 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,120 point, I'm sure, and that'll be a nice time. 1045 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,680 Obviously Dave and I have fallen out, you know, that's why we're 1046 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,520 not doing boy time. I want to stir anything, but 1047 00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:47,160 let's just say we said it was time commitments. 1048 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,360 It's a lot deeper than. I can't really say any more than 1049 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,440 that because lawyers are kind of taking care of it. 1050 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,360 And yes, you'll see Dave and I doing the really Wooster show 1051 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,440 together still and a lot of photos of us together on my 1052 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,520 Instagram and our spare time spend time together. 1053 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,920 But really that's just all it's all for show. 1054 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:07,840 I can't say any more about it. Terry Charlton has umm, oh 1055 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,280 brilliant. He's put up a picture of a Snow 1056 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,160 Patrol mug, a straight out of All My Time mug and a Tea with 1057 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,040 me mug. And I'd love to see it. 1058 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,840 And he says tough choice today, but which one? 1059 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,720 And I would say definitely the tea with me mug. 1060 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,240 And I would say if you want to get yourself a tea with Me mug, 1061 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:27,680 you go on Shopify and you type in she and Todd comedy and it's 1062 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,120 all up there. And I'll be in the description 1063 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,800 of the podcast and I would take a nice big sip out of it. 1064 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,760 But that's freezing. No, that's so freezing. 1065 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,960 Glenn Lindsay, who do you fancy for the Premier League this 1066 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,720 year? Big boy, stop call me big boy. 1067 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,360 You know, but keep keep calling me it. 1068 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,960 And it's not football podcast, so I'm not going to answer that. 1069 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:48,760 But Man United, glory, glory, Man United. 1070 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:54,840 So yeah, Liverpool, Connor Diver do you find it hard not to swear 1071 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,040 on BBC live shows? And if you did, what would 1072 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,720 Britney Spears dad do Is punishment? 1073 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:04,400 And do I find it hard? No, because I know that if I do, 1074 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,840 I know that if I do, Dan will come around from the other side 1075 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,640 of the desk in the radio studio And what he's a big fan of 1076 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,200 doing. And he's done this to a lot of 1077 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,560 people doing radio shows on BBC. He has this move where he will 1078 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,080 elbow me in the tummy and as I bend over, he grabs the back of 1079 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,960 my head and smashes at the edge of the desk and he calls it the 1080 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,480 the the Oma. Hello. 1081 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,840 So he would he would be a big fan of doing that. 1082 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:33,160 No, I don't think we've ever we've said a couple of cheeky 1083 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,320 suggestive things, but I think you're always aware of kind of 1084 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,840 where you are. So I haven't sworn Dave said 1085 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,560 Dave said something about being 17 stone on last week's episode 1086 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,960 and I thought he said 17 and stoned. 1087 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,240 And even if he had of it probably wouldn't be the end of 1088 00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,600 the world. But I was like, oh, don't, don't 1089 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,720 say that. I didn't say that, mate. 1090 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,600 So not really. But Britney Spears died would 1091 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,520 definitely make my life a live in hell if I did. 1092 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,080 Matthew Merlin says what's the most expensive cup of tea you've 1093 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,640 had? I don't know about that. 1094 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,240 The most expensive cup of tea probably. 1095 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,360 It was probably in London, I would imagine. 1096 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:13,480 But I would say I, I don't know the answer to that, Matthew, 1097 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:18,040 unhelpfully, but the, the answer to that would be the answer. 1098 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,160 Not that that would be whenever I was in the Gal Gorn, they have 1099 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,640 a gin library. I ordered the wrong gin, I said 1100 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,240 the wrong name and they brought me a gin that was £27.00. 1101 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,400 And I had to pretend like I wanted that one. 1102 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,600 But in the back of my head I was like, I'll never financially 1103 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,040 recover from this. But it was delicious, so it was 1104 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,080 fine. Shannon Bentley sends me a 1105 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,960 screenshot of last week's podcast. 1106 00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:41,280 Uploaded the YouTube and the comments section where the same 1107 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,880 picture on three different accounts commented. 1108 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,040 Good. I wait for love from you and I'm 1109 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:50,720 alone and I like that. Now this is like a probably a 1110 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:54,720 weird Russian bot account. And what we should do is 1111 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,080 probably reply in the comments, start a thread and then read 1112 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,560 that out in next week's podcast. But yeah, a few people sent me 1113 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,520 screenshots of that. Definitely weird. 1114 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,640 But I have sent my account number and sort code to that 1115 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:13,960 person so it should be sweet. Colin Hines loved your recent 1116 00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,640 radio DJ voice clip. You've done lots of characters 1117 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,440 over the years. The Saint Patrick's sketch was a 1118 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,600 personal favourite. Thank you my friend. 1119 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,680 Are there any you've done that you really enjoyed and wanted to 1120 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,280 do more but didn't never stop doing the Keith crew stuff? 1121 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,600 No no, otherwise I'll probably would have just kept doing it if 1122 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,600 that makes sense. The the belt, the American 1123 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,440 accents, Belfast actors thing. Would probably like to do more 1124 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,640 of that because that's always funny to me at least. 1125 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,240 And but no, I don't think there's more. 1126 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,960 There's ones I would like to do, but just happened. 1127 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,520 I'm not too sure. But yeah, Keith Cruz, I'll never 1128 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,480 stop doing. I'll be 80 and walking about 1129 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,240 going odds away. Keith likes it. 1130 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,720 And people go listen, you're in a home here. 1131 00:59:55,720 --> 01:00:00,440 There's no one recording this. And so, yeah, probably that last 1132 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,200 question. Chris Morgan, not the former 1133 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,560 Glen Torn Linfield striker, says. 1134 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,280 Heard you boys talking about the Hollywood Boys stirred a 1135 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,440 Blackpool a few years ago which I also happened to be part of 1136 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,520 the weird banger Hollywood Boys set up. 1137 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,400 This is where we discovered the Pontins TV remotes worked on 1138 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,360 other people's TV's and ran around unsuspecting customers 1139 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:20,800 rooms turning on the adult channels. 1140 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,400 Do you have any memories or fun stories from that trip? 1141 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,600 That exact thing Chris? So Hollywood Boys football team 1142 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,440 used to back in the day go to Blackpool for this football 1143 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,480 tournament. And yes, I was talking about a 1144 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,480 few podcasts ago we that that trek must have been passed on 1145 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,120 through the age groups to the next group of boys that went. 1146 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,760 And I remember two things. One is run about the TV remotes. 1147 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,960 So the remotes in your TV controlled any TV in the whole 1148 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,040 Pontins resort. So we didn't turn on The Dirty 1149 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,920 channels. What we used to do is just turn 1150 01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:56,440 up the volume on ambulance TV to full outside the window. 1151 01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:00,640 So that was a lot of fun and the main memory, there's a tragic, 1152 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:04,120 I'll finish the pod with this. The main memory I have of that 1153 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:08,440 trip is being a sub, which I always was from Holly boys team 1154 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,040 because everyone else in the team could play football and 1155 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,000 didn't that last month. And I remember being on the 1156 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:17,160 sideline, me and this other boy and we weren't going to get 1157 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,480 brought on in the match. So we're like just down there 1158 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,600 and around like amusing ourselves and we just kept like 1159 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,760 walking and chatting. And then we walked so far away 1160 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,320 from the pitch that we were in a different place and we didn't 1161 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,480 know where we were. And we got really upset and 1162 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,640 scared. And that tells you all you need 1163 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:36,240 to know about my junior football career, that I was that surplus 1164 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,600 to requirements that I could just be in a whole different 1165 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,880 location and I was not missed. But I remember that and I 1166 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,120 thought we were going to get kidnapped. 1167 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,400 And I think, I think it just shorted. 1168 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,560 Shorted. I shorted. 1169 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,320 And he was like, that's extreme because the pitch is just over 1170 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,160 there. And so yeah, that was a lot of 1171 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,680 fun. Shut it everyone, that Blackpool 1172 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,000 tournament and shout out to the managers who didn't play me in 1173 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,280 any game, which is slag because I paid the money like everyone 1174 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,520 else to go. And you should have just brought 1175 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,720 me on. First game I played for all the 1176 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,720 boys. Didn't know you wore shin pods 1177 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,960 inside your socks. Wore them on the outside for a 1178 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,920 game at Londonderry Park in Newton Ards. 1179 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,720 And people looked at me really weird and someone was like, you 1180 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,840 wore them inside your socks. And I'd never played a 1181 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,240 competitive game in football before. 1182 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:21,480 And I said not what my mates would don't, but everyone knew I 1183 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,440 got it wrong and I never really recovered from that ever. 1184 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:26,880 I mean still to this day I haven't. 1185 01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:31,000 So zippers, I've got to thank everyone for checking out the 1186 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:36,200 podcast patreon.com T with me podcast manscape.com T with Me 1187 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:39,800 20% off and free shipping. Don't need to mention anything 1188 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,840 else. Radio show on tonight. 1189 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:46,000 The radio show tonight or BBC songs if you're catching up on a 1190 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:50,400 BBC Radio Ulster 6:00 Me and Dave Elliot who I I'm not 1191 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,640 friends with anymore but will pretend we are on the show 1192 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,560 playing dance music having a fun time. 1193 01:02:56,280 --> 01:03:03,800 Big Mike MFTVMFTV Michael Foster TVMFTV sounds like one of the 1194 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,000 adult channels but Michael Foster TV. 1195 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:10,400 He can film you doing at the record from him anything you 1196 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:15,200 like, anything you like. You want to You want to wrestle? 1197 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,360 You want to do some WWE wrestle moves with your uncle in a 1198 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,400 church hall? He'll filament. 1199 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:25,280 You have a bar that only serves Catholics? 1200 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,040 He'll filament do do your promo video with Simply Read in the 1201 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,240 background as a soundtrack if you want. 1202 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:39,600 What else were you filming? Anything And like anything, like 1203 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,880 literally anything. And reading between the lines 1204 01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,280 there, he means literally anything. 1205 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:49,360 So michaelfoster.tv, thank you very much for listening, 1206 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,520 watching. Check out the merch and I'll see 1207 01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,680 you on Wednesday for the next episode of the podcast. 1208 01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,120 Bye.