1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like our hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Che's phone. Nervous. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey. 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Also, before we go anywhere, 22 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:05,360 mysteries will be live this Sunday in Mandela Hall. 23 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:09,080 This is a truly, it's not just a history podcast, it's a historic 24 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,600 event. The first time me and Kieran 25 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,560 Bartlett are coming together for a live episode of the podcast 26 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,760 that's shaken the history world. This this podcast isn't history. 27 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,800 It's a present and it's a future, one of the greatest 28 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:26,400 history podcasts of all time. The subject matter will be the 29 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,000 moon landings and famous gladiators. 30 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,640 It's going to be a great time Model hall, perfect venue for 31 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,600 it. So that is this Sunday. 32 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,520 And there still might be taken up by the time this episode 33 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,280 comes out. But don't say we didn't warn 34 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,080 you. Please enjoy this episode, 35 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,320 settlers. Welcome to this episode of the 36 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,160 TV's ME Podcast. Before we get in there, we 37 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,280 actually need to do that. I love you. 38 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,320 There's no auto queue. It's like getting homework on 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,200 holiday before we get into anything. 40 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:59,080 I'll make these as quick as I can. patreon.com/T With Me 41 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,920 podcast Stars in Your Eyes is going out. 42 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,000 Well, it's already out. Patreon exclusive. 43 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,160 There's bonus episodes every Monday, live stream on a Friday. 44 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,680 You can go back and watch all of that. 45 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,840 Patreon.com/TV Podcast Manscaped. 46 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,480 Because you you want to keep it smooth down under. 47 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,000 Am I right? Oh, yes. 48 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Manscape, call me. 49 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,200 The number one in men's below the belt group. 50 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,960 Do Manscape not sponsor? We have no we're all school. 51 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,120 Well, before you came out here. You. 52 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,560 You. Barred barred your anti 53 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,520 sunglasses. You didn't. 54 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:39,280 No, without Jones, you got lined up today on the head, but but 55 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,320 you got lined up in a different head before you came in here is 56 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:41,560 that. Right. 57 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,120 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I used my Manscape lawnmower. 58 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,200 Use your the five point though, yeah and you were saying you 59 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,360 love that that has wireless charging technology didn't. 60 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,360 You exact words from my mouth, yeah. 61 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,000 Which is weird. What I think is great about the 62 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,200 manscape from what I've heard is I use this a shitty other brand. 63 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,800 A lot of catching. A lot of catching. 64 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,400 You're probably all caught up there. 65 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,800 My scrotums chewed up like a like a bit of gum. 66 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,040 Who sang caught up? Usher. 67 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,040 Don't know what? I'm so caught up. 68 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,840 That's caught up. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, right. 69 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:13,440 But that's Speaking of Usher, my Tesla's got caught up in my 70 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,320 trimmer. Yep. 71 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,160 So that does make sense what you just said. 72 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,560 Yeah exactly. Manscaped I got when I brought 73 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,800 my manscape stuff abroad. They have the performance 74 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,360 package travel stuff. Go to manscape.com Musical tea 75 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,240 with me for 20% off for free shipping. 76 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,320 Also we're sponsored by Nord VPN now. 77 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,720 That's the first time I've done this without the fucking stream. 78 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,640 Best of luck. Set back, enjoy us. 79 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,440 Even though I'm on the other side of the world, I'm still 80 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,720 passionate about virtual private networks. 81 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,600 Encrypted tunnels help is. That what that stands for. 82 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,280 Virtual Private I. Would not know that. 83 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,440 Thanks, Shane. And what that means is you could 84 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,920 like see, because we're here, Mick, you've been here for a 85 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,840 good while. You're probably on your laptop 86 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,960 flat out, flat out, right, and people will be tracking that and 87 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,560 see what you're probably as well when you're staying in hotels as 88 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,680 well. You're tracking it, They're 89 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,320 tracking it. They're trying to Snoop on you, 90 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,880 see what you're doing. We need to wrap this up. 91 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,080 No, we don't. You know why? 92 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,440 Why? Because I have Nord VPN. 93 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:12,000 Nord VPN. Well, you're a pervert, but 94 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,760 that's but besides the point. You can hide your data in an 95 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,000 encrypted tunnel just because we're down here. 96 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:22,040 Only last night me and me and Willy were watching give my 97 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,280 headpiece down under in our hotel room. 98 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,800 We can do that because you know they block what you can watch. 99 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,080 But not with Nord VPN. The link is in the description. 100 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,240 They have three months or something. 101 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:38,280 Money back, threat protection guarantee, refund technology. 102 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:42,400 Check it out. Nord VPN does what for your 103 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,720 Internet security what Manscape does for your boss. 104 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:50,960 Wipe them clean. My guests today are none of. 105 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,320 Them sorry. Then William Thompson, Mickey 106 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,320 Bartlett, yes, you'd like. And last, look at this. 107 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,160 Look at this. It's a tough job, isn't it? 108 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,840 This can I just say this guy, I'm having a great time. 109 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,840 You're having a great time. Nobody is having a better time 110 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,600 on this continent than this guy right here. 111 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,560 Australians are my people mouth. There's still have you talked 112 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,640 any of you just want to guess fucking right, Tell the truth. 113 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,080 I've been talking about the people. 114 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,760 A very friendly guy. Let's start this by saying 115 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,440 earlier today me and Willie nearly killed the homeless guy. 116 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,280 That's very welcome to Australia. 117 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,760 Yeah, that's been the only confrontation we've had. 118 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:33,880 You're even here, Dad. Yep, but he deserved it as a 119 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:34,840 cunt. Right. 120 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,600 So Jordan, let's talk people through that. 121 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,200 Yeah, so. You, you Where were we? 122 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:42,400 We were at the juice bar, which is where all hard men start 123 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,920 their tails. Absolutely. 124 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:49,440 We're at the fruit juice bar and then we were ordered. 125 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:57,640 Everyone of his paws and went Nah not today, which is what we. 126 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,040 Said to that guy, not the day punk, not the day. 127 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,120 So we, yeah, we were. We try and act hard in this 128 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,520 story while waiting for our juices. 129 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,040 So there was 2. Like would you call them 130 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,160 business women? There were in suits, so yeah. 131 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,160 And they were waiting for the juices and there was like a guy 132 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,960 there, no top on pair of denim shorts. 133 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,120 Sorry. I was like, but this guy was 134 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,360 like, yeah, who's bothering? Them. 135 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,600 So they're like being quite straight with them being like, 136 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,440 yeah, yeah, we're just trying to wait for a drink. 137 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,160 I think you need to tell Mickey Hari was bothering them because 138 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,400 it was very surreal. Maybe I missed that, but I just 139 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,440 knew he was bothering them. I don't. 140 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,960 Know so he was shark not them fully in the shop and as I 141 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:41,120 caught him went I just asked you a question are you a fucking 142 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,000 paedophile or not? That's right. 143 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,160 Screaming are. You from he had a suspicion. 144 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,560 What did that? He was just screaming. 145 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,400 Are you fucking notes? You're fucking notes. 146 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,240 He was accusing them of that, These two, like probably women, 147 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,920 I mean. Drinking juice is pretty Peter 148 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,080 Wheeler. Yeah. 149 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,160 Just have a beer of it, yeah? So, so there's loads of people 150 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,880 standing around and I turned around in the hell and said I 151 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,680 think I'm going to have to get involved, right. 152 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,360 So I was like, someone's going to do something here because he 153 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,560 was. He was screaming at these women 154 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:13,840 like he was. Starting to shut your faces and 155 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,240 he wasn't moving on, right. So, so I was like, ah, no. 156 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:22,480 And I said, I think I said me, you just need to move on. 157 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,920 You did, yeah. I was like, you just need to 158 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,320 move on. You were like a strict, 159 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,720 substantive teacher. You had enough. 160 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,880 And the hands and the hips, right. 161 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,920 I said, hey, I like fun as much as the next man. 162 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,280 Hey, I like to shoot a stranger's face as much as the 163 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,120 next guy. I wear no shoes or socks. 164 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,760 But I was like, yeah, me, you need to move on. 165 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,120 And then the guy, like, turned for some reason, thought it was 166 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,880 Willie that said it to him. And he said, did he ask you 167 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,320 where you were from? He said I'm from heaven. 168 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,480 Where are you from? No, he said. 169 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,680 I've been sent from God. Where are you from? 170 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,480 And Willie. And Willie? 171 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,440 By the devil, motherfucker. Willie said no, way better than 172 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,760 that. 10 times he said right. 10 times he said what the fuck did 173 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:00,720 you say to me? And the guy like he if you walk 174 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,480 past it, you and they were like there's a crackhead starting on 175 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,200 people. You would have thought it was 176 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,160 him. The fuck did you say to me? 177 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,680 What the fuck did you say to So I had the like, I had to like 178 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:14,400 step in front of the Willy and I was saying to this guy, this 179 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,720 guy's like now this guy's face and he's starting to like he's 180 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,760 going, he's start. And I'm like, I'm I'm trying to 181 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,440 I'm telling him that guy off. I'm telling him off and stop 182 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,200 talking to him. Like stop trying to have a 183 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,920 conversation. What the fuck did you say to me? 184 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,680 Right. And I wasn't even trying to be, 185 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,560 I was genuinely confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 186 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,000 Because he turns around to me. He's like, he's like, I'm sent 187 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,640 from heaven. Where the fuck are you from? 188 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,200 I was like, what? And he goes, are you like, are 189 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,000 you a fucking Pete out as well? And I'm like. 190 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,960 That's my side. To point what? 191 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,480 And then he goes are you calling me a fucking dog cunt? 192 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,880 And I'm like what is happening? I genuinely don't know. 193 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,880 I'm a Berry blast waiting for me again and you're stopping me. 194 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:59,760 Get some of you. So it got like it was a 195 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,720 situation where I was like, oh, I also said I also went made, 196 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,760 there's a police over there. Now in my head there was no 197 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,880 police. I just made that up. 198 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,720 But it turned out there probably was. 199 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,840 So he wanted to get the guy like. 200 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,160 He was like a police over there. He goes. 201 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,800 Well, fucking pulling a season goes. 202 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,120 But then he still like didn't care and I was like, this is 203 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,280 going to aim in such a bad way and like as much as like me and 204 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,920 you like to go boxing like we don't have like I. 205 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,040 Don't have a street? Fight with a real man, a child, 206 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,800 yes. But I was like, this is 207 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,920 terrible. So I was like, I'm going to have 208 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,120 to be like, I'm going to have to hit you. 209 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,720 Like I'm going to have to tell. Wake me to fame. 210 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,920 Then I was like, yeah, I'm going to. 211 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,280 I was like, this is going to be such a shit day if we have to go 212 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,640 to a police station, if I don't know what the crack is. 213 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,320 So. But eventually I just managed to 214 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,200 talk and then just walking away and it was horrific. 215 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,880 And that was just like over. What? 216 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,960 What frightened me is when he was talking to him and I could 217 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,520 see his teeth. Because there were teeth, the 218 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,560 teeth of A. Wild dog, but. 219 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,720 He didn't have some teeth. He had some, but there were. 220 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,480 He had a suggestion of teeth within methy. 221 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,160 Yeah, yeah, they weren't they're. 222 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:12,640 Very methy methy Matthew's teeth in Perth. 223 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,200 No more. He doesn't rough them at all. 224 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,880 Haven't been the dentist? Get sensitive. 225 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,720 I'd be sensitive and God. But it's fucked because like 226 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:26,320 there's I haven't had that many problems with like you do see a 227 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,920 lot of like people talking to themselves and shouting contact 228 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,960 the sky like nuts. And my Mrs Australian, she's 229 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,360 very like, are you all right, mate? 230 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,600 Like you all right, mate. I've seen her like just walk 231 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,800 past meth heads and just be like. 232 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,840 Like it's nothing. Yeah, and they just seem to be 233 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,600 like, thanks. It's like they almost go, I'm 234 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,560 sorry, I've taken us and they're back in. 235 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,680 Those are homeless. Are their special brewed up? 236 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,440 Yeah. I mean, they've had a few cans. 237 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,840 What we like to do with the mental people back home is stick 238 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:55,680 them on a Facebook Live yeah and have and have them do mental 239 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,400 shit. Or give or give them a TikTok. 240 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:00,120 Yeah. I was like walking back from 241 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,960 that shop after getting a couple of WE cans. 242 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,320 Yeah. And there was a guy just 243 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:08,040 cycling, like talking side to side and saying either prayers 244 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,840 or Poetry Out Loud and looking at people in the eye. 245 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,720 And I was just like Nope, Nope, Nope. 246 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,320 Yeah, like the homeless here addicted to meth back home. 247 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,760 Yeah, they're addicted to tech talk. 248 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,280 Yeah. But it was, it was the scariest. 249 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,600 I realised I'd made a mistake because I just saw him scoring 250 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,560 up to you and it was just a fucking slap at my man. 251 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,120 As soon as he turned around and went, I've been sent from God. 252 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,080 Where are you from? I was like, might be out of a 253 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:29,640 death here. Yeah. 254 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,280 Yeah, no, you just kept it. What the fuck did you say to me? 255 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,800 And it got more like baritone as it went. 256 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,240 On what did you say? What did you say? 257 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,440 What did? You say sorry, Yeah. 258 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,000 At the end, it was like, remember Frank Butcher in 259 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,560 EastEnders? He went the fuck you shower, my 260 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,640 boy. It was terrible. 261 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,560 Then he just walked off. But I was like, that could 262 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,960 happen a million times a day. I was doing nothing to 263 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,640 deescalate. Situation 3:00. 264 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:57,200 That's 2:10. It was fucking. 265 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,160 I'm just not afraid we're going to roll into. 266 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,040 Prime Big Deal Days is coming October 8th and 9th with 267 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,560 exclusive savings just for Prime members. 268 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,920 Involuntary deal squeals can happen, like the deal on new 269 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:18,280 running shoes squeal, the deal on a new blender squeal, or the 270 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,960 infamous deal on a new massager squeal. 271 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,760 Save big on electronics, fashion, and more. 272 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,480 This prime big deal days October 8th and 9th. 273 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,080 Like don't right. If you're trying to like give 274 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,640 him code for checking people out, don't do that. 275 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:38,280 Because yesterday at the beach, Willie nearly like genuinely, he 276 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,760 was that like into it that he didn't have cerebral palsy for 277 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,800 like 10 minutes. Does that make sense? 278 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,040 He was like, he just came out of yourself and you're. 279 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,680 You have to make fat hours and some sunshine. 280 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,800 Well, you missed an absolute belt. 281 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,240 You were like, You were like. She is totally like Willy Willy. 282 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,320 It was like being a Willy Wonka's chop for you. 283 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,560 Oh. It was absolutely amazing. 284 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,120 That's funny because there was a there. 285 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,680 We were those. Horses are scrum diddly I'm 286 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,800 sure. We were I'm making like a short 287 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,920 film, a bunch of comedians, right? 288 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,800 And with my girlfriend and as we were. 289 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,760 Right, I I can't make over his shoulder. 290 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,680 I. Feel like the people there's 291 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,440 like AT Rex behind them and they can't see. 292 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,240 It. Oh, I know. 293 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,760 It's in the blue dabba DA fucking. 294 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,560 This is my Mickey's in such good shape now. 295 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,480 Constant DDP. You on the beach? 296 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,280 Fucking went full oiler like you didn't move in your neck it. 297 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,040 Was like the Exorcist. Yeah, these aren't. 298 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,040 Even. So these are MERS. 299 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:48,600 It's like super dirting them. I will say we were modern men on 300 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,360 the beach and Cotter sales are like we need like we'll stop 301 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,360 looking. Oh, you have to, because 302 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,160 especially when you're from Ireland, there's so you can't, 303 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,280 you can't keep it in. You have to go holy fuck, yeah, 304 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,760 it's dudes more than it is. Well. 305 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,240 Oh yeah, like literally nobody's fat. 306 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,240 When it's hard to be followed here, that's why. 307 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,320 Like, yeah, but there's a couple of weeks we were making this 308 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,920 short film and I'm not making this up. 309 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,400 We're in like fucking the middle of nowhere and there's me, my 310 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,000 girlfriend and two dude like the camera work and two sweet 2 311 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,320 Swedish. We're in the Bush too. 312 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:26,280 Two Swedish girls came out in bikinis cycling on BMX's and my 313 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,560 brain just went look straight ahead you stupid cunt. 314 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,440 She's watching you right? And I'm like starting a tree 315 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,280 like and like I could tie with my head and went 321. 316 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,920 I could just feel Taylor looking at me like are they good 317 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,600 looking? I'm like, stinking. 318 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,800 So can you be like how, how far away is like any kind of 319 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,000 Outback? How far do you have to go 320 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,480 before? It gets like in person with that 321 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:52,120 40 minutes when you're in like you're in the sticks like others 322 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,000 like it. You don't realise how big 323 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,680 Australia is until you start driving around. 324 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,440 Even just a lot of motorways. That place we were filming, 325 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,600 there's a little like we town in the middle of it and a 15 minute 326 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,080 drive up a hill and there's Kangaroos, there's running 327 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,440 straight past. I was going to say, you've seen 328 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,840 Wild. Yeah, seen a bunch. 329 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,000 Like seen a blue tongue lizard last week just in a housing 330 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,880 estate. Not even like right anywhere 331 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,800 mad. There's certain points of view 332 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,680 to look in the in between trees and the like. 333 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,320 Maybe more in the city centre don't but in Fremantle. 334 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,720 But there's golden orb spiders, so. 335 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,080 We saw spiders yesterday. The golden orb ones are 336 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,040 completely harmless. They're fucking huge to catch 337 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,040 birds. Right? 338 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,760 So see the actual spider webs? You can flick the web and it 339 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,920 doesn't break like a guitar string. 340 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,000 Right, right. So they're. 341 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,160 Terrifying. Whenever you're just like, you 342 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,200 just see them. Yeah. 343 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,640 What else have I seen? That's pretty much it. 344 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,520 The the spiders fascinated like you were terrified of them. 345 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,840 Even though you stopped, you hated it. 346 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,800 I love. What did you see? 347 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,600 Because I was like in the head. Was it a web like those spiders? 348 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,080 Like a series of branches and just like it looked like fucking 349 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:53,600 rope swing. That's. 350 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,800 Probably not like the golden or ones. 351 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,360 Yeah, yeah, probably. But the big ones aren't the 352 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,720 scary ones. They're not the ones you need to 353 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,600 be afraid of. Yes, if we read backs they get 354 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,040 the redbacks fucking kill you like the funnel web ones that 355 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,280 are the other side of the country. 356 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,360 But I'd see where you're living here. 357 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,880 Could there potentially be that in your house tonight? 358 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,880 I don't know if it's, I haven't seen any spiders, but it did. 359 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,000 What has happened a couple of times. 360 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,080 There's wee lizards. Yeah, there's wee lizards on 361 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,640 about the outside of the house. And I opened the sliding door to 362 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,000 take a bit of Washington and the lizard tail just fell out of the 363 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,040 roof. No, but it's because then we 364 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,920 want to just like geckos to just shoot the tails off like fucking 365 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,600 psych and then they grow back. That's class. 366 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,600 But it wiggled for a full half an hour after hit the ground. 367 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,080 He will. And then I didn't clean it. 368 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,200 I want to see what happened. Have you met a koala? 369 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,600 No, yet he keeps. Telling me to meet a koala like 370 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,120 not. Like nice. 371 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,640 To meet Nice to meet you. Sir, they work part time in 372 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:44,080 woollies. I was asking my hairdresser 373 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,480 today, Woody Thompson, I was asking my hairdresser today 374 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,360 about it. That's like genuinely, it was 375 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,800 like you going like I've met Kevin Hart. 376 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,480 I was like, she was like, oh, met a koala. 377 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,320 I was like, what's he like? Nice guy and. 378 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,080 She's like, they fucking stink. They're like the smelliest 379 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,960 animal in the world. Well, I went to like the petting 380 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,040 zoo to see one in Sydney, but you're not allowed to hold it. 381 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,640 I didn't want to anyway. You can stand beside it, but I 382 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,880 think here and there's somewhere else where you can actually the 383 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,839 government, they're like, Nah, funk out on the headline. 384 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:13,599 Yeah, W has a different fucking. Yeah, it's the only state. 385 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,240 It's the only state I think you're allowed here in 386 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,960 Queensland. There's only two states you're 387 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,119 allowed to do it, the rest having no holding law. 388 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,359 So wait, I've ran up a lot in Can. 389 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,520 He do it in Brisbane. Quit. 390 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,160 That's Victoria. No, that is Queensland. 391 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,359 Yeah, isn't that? Yeah, probably. 392 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,720 Because the wee man wants that. Like we've got to do this for. 393 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,480 You're going to be able. To I have a look at my face that 394 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,360 I didn't know I had before until I started seeing photos and 395 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,360 koalas. As just did you see Quackers and 396 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,880 Rottnest? This get like genuinely. 397 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,400 That's the cuteest naughties if you see it. 398 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,600 Yeah, also, when he looked at one of those wee things, it was 399 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,960 like, you know the 2 Spider Man meme? 400 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,320 Yeah, where they're looking at each other. 401 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:52,720 They looked at them like that. People are getting photos with 402 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,320 Willie, I guess the biggest one we've seen. 403 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,920 There's a thing to do out here right now. 404 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,760 I don't know if it's still true, and I haven't been to 405 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,000 rottenness. I haven't seen the Quakas yet, 406 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,240 right? But there was a game out here 407 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,600 for a while. They're called Quaka Soccer, 408 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,360 where you would basically go through this and start booting, 409 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:09,120 no? No, come on, because they're so 410 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,160 cute. Because they're so cute and 411 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,960 because there's no, like, predators out there with the 412 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,640 same people, they're like, Oh yeah, how you going? 413 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:19,240 Can't. For a size 10 Jordan, that's 414 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:23,000 terrible. But I laugh when I heard what I 415 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,720 was like. That's hilariously dark. 416 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,080 I hate that and you can't go back in case someone kicks you. 417 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,160 My fucking legs are aching. You love them. 418 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,920 Like, see, when you go to rottenness, they which is people 419 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,040 don't know. It's like an island. 420 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,640 It takes half an hour. We went yesterday by ferry to 421 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,960 get to it. And that's the only place they 422 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,520 live. Yeah, you keep calling them 423 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,880 chalkers. And we went along with you 424 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,720 because we don't know. What they are. 425 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,480 I read it and thought it was Chalka but it's Kaka. 426 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,440 But they. Like when you're in the 427 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,240 restaurant over there, they're like round your feet. 428 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,320 And I at the start I was like, they look cute, but then they 429 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,760 are. So they are basically like giant 430 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,600 rats. Yeah. 431 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,720 They're like. Shedding everywhere. 432 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,120 I one time saw the first time I came out here was in Melbourne. 433 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,360 I saw a guy punch a possum. I swear to God, I was an Irish 434 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,600 contour. No, it wasn't until I was an 435 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,960 Australian guy, he's Irish. And we were walking along this 436 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,520 wee St in Melbourne and there's a there's like a wall with a wee 437 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,400 bit like a garden area in the middle of the city. 438 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,400 And this possum just fucking and the Australian guy was like, oh, 439 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,080 you fucking can't. And he whacked it. 440 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,520 And you would think because the size were possible that it would 441 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,040 go flying. And it just kind of went like, 442 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,800 what you doing you fucking more? Well, are you? 443 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,280 Are you going to move to a stream? 444 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,040 You love it. I would, I would love to come 445 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,200 out even for like 3 months if I could get somewhere, I could do 446 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,800 enough gigs that I'm not bankrupting myself. 447 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,440 I have the power plan. You did have an amazing plan. 448 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,000 We come out here and do the festivals next year. 449 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,440 Yeah, so you do. So how long is that? 450 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,640 So you do Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, it takes it's 451 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,000 January, May essentially for five months. 452 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,480 We could 100% do that would be. Great, and would you do like a 453 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,960 compilation show? Yeah, I've said the best thing. 454 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,520 Do a compilation show. Do a week of like solo shows. 455 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,240 Yeah, and. What, like a best of Irish kind 456 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:04,920 of thing? Like Belfast? 457 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,640 Yeah, you just like in festivals, if you just go best 458 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,960 of nationality, Yeah, people go to it like but that you said 459 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,320 that there was like, I haven't even researched this and I'm all 460 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,080 in. Yeah, I'll, I'll fucking 461 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,200 selfish. Would you? 462 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,360 What would you would would like live in here? 463 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,960 Be way better for your condition and your muscles. 100% like I'm 464 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,800 sore because we've moved a lot, but I'm not cramped up. 465 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,800 It is really fucking good for me and the swimming and that you're 466 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,600 able to walk, it's fucking great. 467 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,240 I haven't felt this loose ever. Yeah, it's fucking amazing and I 468 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,400 love that everyone is the. Weather affected as well, right? 469 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,000 Lovely. Think about your muscles when 470 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,560 it's cold all right, so think about mine where it's even 471 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,280 tighter. Seeing a really cold winter's 472 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,680 age. I can't really move. 473 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,960 It's sore to get out of bed, but here it's. 474 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,960 Fucking like psoriasis disappears too early, Yeah, I 475 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,760 mean all the shit that. And everyone here like what I 476 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,600 love by this. Region Karen isn't disappears as 477 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:55,880 well. Oh. 478 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,000 No, that's part of it. They're not still in me. 479 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:03,760 But the best part is no one's in a rush to do anything. 480 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,760 No, it's, it's the most chill. Like we were talking about, like 481 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,080 there's so many parts, but maybe it'd be interesting to hear from 482 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,880 you about like, like we think everything here is amazing. 483 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,680 Yeah, we're like, it's perfect. Like what's? 484 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,480 So what is the catch? It's actually living here. 485 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,840 I think the only catch 11 here is that the the rent is 486 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:23,560 extortionate, especially I think like especially in Perth because 487 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,760 they had like a mining boom that only sort of shed its pants a 488 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,120 couple years ago. Yeah, mine and boom. 489 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,960 I'm. Not make noise. 490 00:21:45,000 --> 00:22:00,760 The first room I'm on a clock. Imagine I'm on space, right? 491 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,960 So there was a mining boom. Yeah, so they had loads of money 492 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,680 and I think it's just sort of round out. 493 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,960 So basically it's like the rents went fucking insane. 494 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,480 They didn't. I don't think they really had a 495 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,800 like a housing crisis that we had at home. 496 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,000 So that's kicked in now. So like there's certain things 497 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,720 were like like the dollars we get in the pound a minute, but 498 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,120 you'd still be paying like 7 LB a pint. 499 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,360 Yeah, do if you, if you do it in those terms, you were doing pint 500 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,800 terms, right, but. You're like, you're like the 501 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,440 pint, Martin Lewis. I have a dream. 502 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,600 I could save you 9 pints in your heating bill every month. 503 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,720 But that's that's what he does. That I can say is like I keep 504 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,520 saying, I don't know how anybody can be depressed out here when 505 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,600 you're always wearing shorts. Yeah. 506 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,320 But when the wind kisses. Your knees, you're going to be 507 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,120 like. But I'll say that you're saying 508 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,560 like it is dear in a pint. I think mean you have agreed on 509 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,560 this. The desire in a pint is nowhere 510 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,800 near strong. It's like, and I think any times 511 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,920 I've done a serious bit of drinking, you either can't get 512 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,120 drunk because you're sweating it out of you, or you get so drunk 513 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,360 so quick you save money in the long run. 514 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,880 Yeah. Right, right, right. 515 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,160 Right, like 2 lbs and I'm like I need to go to bed because I'm 516 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,640 fucking roast them. They're doing me wrong. 517 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,520 I've you see a lot more assholes, I think right here 518 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:22,000 because it's. Like a fucking bone fell behind 519 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,200 us. So I feel like I should point 520 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,240 out because this is so weird, people might think we're just 521 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,280 doing this in a hotel room so be weird to be. 522 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,360 What kind of fucking hotel room? No, no, no. 523 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,480 If they're if they're audio listener. 524 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,880 Oh shit is your budget? If they're audio listener, I 525 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,560 feel like we should we should have pointed out to start, we're 526 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,040 at the beach. Yeah, not mine, but we're 527 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,360 there's only in the car. Like I'll just go quiet spot. 528 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,080 Is my Spotify not working? Yeah, I feel like, yeah, I 529 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,080 should have flagged at the start. 530 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,960 We're at the beach. Is this a public or a pan trail? 531 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,160 It's public. Oh shit, hello people I did not 532 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,440 know. That your posture just got way 533 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,320 better. I did you know, someone walked 534 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,640 past again. Hide this boner. 535 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:05,440 It's I totally get why people do like if you're like 21 or 536 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,080 whatever, like of course you smooth. 537 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,760 Definitely something I wish I don't when I was younger. 538 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,480 Yeah, I've been here like. 100%. I feel that's the possession I'm 539 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,840 in because I don't have kids or a girlfriend, so I'm like 540 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,320 there's nothing. Like anybody I know, it's been 541 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,120 out here a while from Ireland, they'll get homesick, go home 542 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,400 within a week. They're like, that's enough. 543 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,680 Right, right, right. I have. 544 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,760 A couple of minutes like went back for Christmas and they're 545 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,480 like within fucking 10 days you would have seen everybody, yes. 546 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,560 And I'm happy enough. It's the same. 547 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,840 Yeah, since before you left. So you're talking back out you. 548 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,800 Do that thing. We're like the first day you're 549 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,320 out here on the way here. You're you're keeping up to date 550 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,120 with all the news from home. You know, like what I don't. 551 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,080 Give up back and the news from home when I'm at home. 552 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,200 No, but like, I don't mean the news. 553 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,520 Is that like BBC News? I mean like what everybody's up 554 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,720 to, what they're doing. Does that go away pretty quick 555 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,120 where you're like? Yeah, I think like, but I've 556 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:57,240 been coming out here that much in the last year anyway that it 557 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,440 doesn't really, that doesn't really factor in. 558 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,720 There's times though where like I'll wake up and news have all 559 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,840 had a bit of chat on the WhatsApp and then I'll go on to 560 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,120 bed and I'm like, right, I don't want to jump in with one because 561 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,160 it looks like either I'm going to wake us up or took me 5 hours 562 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,560 to think of a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 563 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,040 There's times out like you will write in and I'm the only one 564 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,240 season, but I don't want flags. I don't want people to know 565 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,440 about 3:00 in the morning play PlayStation, so I don't say 566 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,960 anything. I haven't done any joke like 567 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,160 drunk face times home like New Year's Eve. 568 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,320 I got like because it's sort of agreed with someone, I'm going 569 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,200 to go off booze for January. So New Year's Eve I got fucked 570 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,040 and twatted and I think I told everybody in my phone I love 571 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,120 them. They like started it and just 572 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,480 worked well there. So you've not really been 573 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,240 drinking? No, because I think last time 574 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,400 you did the podcast back home, you were talking about maybe 575 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,080 knocking drinking on the head and and you were sort of fed up 576 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,440 with it. Yeah, I just like, I think like 577 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,320 we, we because me and Taylor sort of did like a basically 578 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,200 three month run around the UK and stuff. 579 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,720 So we were drinking loads. I put a fucking tonne of weight 580 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,400 back on after Edinburgh and then I just had a point where I was 581 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,800 like sort of bored of it. Yeah. 582 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,800 And again, being out here, you're just like. 583 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 You sent me your before and afters when we were on the. 584 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Plane, yeah that's when I'm ones where I'm like I haven't put it 585 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,680 online and that to be further after was good like in the 586 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,800 changing room. You've put the working. 587 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,800 A fucking working out. Like fuck yeah 8 * a week. 588 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,720 Yeah. As I was texting it like 2 in 589 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,920 the morning on the plane. Just like a big giggling 590 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,880 schoolgirl class. But again, being out here, 591 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,680 especially I, I think I always like exercising the summer 592 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,240 anyway. You always get up earlier. 593 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,840 You always feel better about doing it. 594 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,920 And when you're out here and like in the sheet that I was in 595 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,960 and I'm still not in great shape, you do just go fuck this. 596 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,400 Like, yeah. I feel like I can't get trauma 597 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,680 I. Feel like a fat, But I've lost 598 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,480 the guts of a stone to have since Christmas. 599 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,200 Yeah. And I'm still like, no, I keep 600 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,480 my shirt on the poodle. That's all right. 601 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,680 Because that's everybody here is ripped and. 602 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,400 Also, even if they're not ripped, they're so like 603 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,280 confident because because everyone is so late. 604 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,520 But I feel like here versus home and even we're not as bad as say 605 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,120 somewhere like London, but like everyone compares himself to 606 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:13,000 everyone else at home. And like here, I feel like even 607 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,800 the people who aren't done on real shape, which aren't that 608 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,080 many people, they just carry themselves with so much 609 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,200 confidence. They're just like, there's a 610 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,120 thing that I like. If there's a there's a positive 611 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,680 and a negative to it, it's big enough that you can be 612 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,800 anonymous. So that's what I'm going to say. 613 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,920 You do meet more comes in a night out because it'll no one 614 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,600 will remember the next day. Right, right. 615 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,080 Right. But the flip side of it is 616 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,360 you're also like, Oh yeah, who gives a shit? 617 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,240 Yeah. But I would love to move like. 618 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,440 Is it something you would you would genuinely consider? 619 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,160 After being here a full day, yeah yes, I have no home as far 620 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,600 as I'm. Concerned, but I haven't flown 621 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,840 back from Australia. Not cried. 622 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,120 Yeah, like anytime in an airport in my pocket. 623 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,520 And you fly business home. Well, I do now I'm. 624 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,720 Grinding. You're flaming you. 625 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,280 Yeah, can't afford my phone bill but. 626 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,640 Did you did you say you hit it hard on the way here? 627 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,520 When I got snatter on the way, so I right, I won't put the 628 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,600 candle because it was wet. When I flew out at Christmas, 629 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,840 I'd upgraded the extra legroom, right? 630 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,600 So I was like, that's working class, business class. 631 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,840 That's as good as you can get for Grant. 632 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,840 But I had to do an all nighter and then drive to Dublin Airport 633 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,240 for like I believe the house like 2 in the morning right? 634 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,920 So went online and it was cheap to upgrade from Dublin to Doha. 635 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,080 So yeah, for anyone who does, it's like a what, 78 hour flight 636 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,560 in the Middle East? You go to Doha or Qatar usually. 637 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,520 And I was doing a 15 hour flight to Sydney, so I was like, right, 638 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,720 I'll upgrade the business class for the first flight. 639 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,680 That'll help my sleep. So I'll get a bit of sleep back 640 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,480 then when I get the second flight. 641 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,880 Because all I was saying was the jet lag, yes. 642 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,160 And for people who wouldn't be sure. 643 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,160 So like, because we're self-employed and you're coming 644 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,760 here to work? Yeah, you can claim that. 645 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,960 You've got tax, yeah, but it was like. 646 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,120 So I don't want anyone listen to me. 647 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,120 We're not like Jelly's a big shot, but literally like you can 648 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,840 claim it as a worker. That's the thing, yeah. 649 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,640 And that's the only reason that it is, Yeah. 650 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,160 And you do feel like a fucking cunt. 651 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,880 You pay for it in cash. Oh yeah, paid for in coke. 652 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,320 I was like what's it 500? Just cut half? 653 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,200 Just turn out to this fucking check in this with a set of 654 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,240 scales. How much 107 pints? 655 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,160 But it ended up like I. So I upgraded the business class 656 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,080 for the first light and I landed in Doha and my brain was going. 657 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,320 I was lovely, like I was I was. No drinks enough? 658 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,840 Did you sleep in that place? I slept for most of it. 659 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,080 And then when I woke up, I was like, oh, there's a cocktail 660 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,640 menu. I went, fuck, there's old 661 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,320 fashions on a plane, right? So order no fashions before 662 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,360 landed. And I was like, there's two 663 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,400 more, I'm quick. And then they brought the food 664 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,720 out and I was like, the food's unbelievable. 665 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,880 So then we got to Doha. I went, right. 666 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,080 How much is the upgrade from here to Sydney? 667 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,720 And the guy told me much it was. And I went no fucking where. 668 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,480 And I walked about 10 feet and my ego went fucking do it. 669 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,040 And I really want to say out loud how there it was, right? 670 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,360 It was fucking, it was a year's rent and I just went, I fucked 671 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,440 right. And it was the best money I've 672 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,800 ever spent in my life. I would do it again in a 673 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,120 heartbeat. So fucking good. 674 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,120 I would do it again in a fucking heartbeat. 675 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,880 That the seat in that plane treated me better than my 676 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,240 fucking girlfriend does. I've never had any one of my 677 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,360 nice my life be so nice to me as that stuff. 678 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,840 I do. You know what? 679 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,680 It was hilarious. When I got on it was you could 680 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,160 tell the staff were like, oh, it's his first time because I 681 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:29,680 was like, right? Dude, I was at the bar where 682 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,120 there's loads of like fucking, you know, premium, like spirits 683 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,760 or something. I'm like, are these me pastries? 684 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,440 Just the table. You're. 685 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,760 Like, was it like, you know, you know, boy, you know Borat when 686 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,520 he's in the lift and he's like, I will not move to a bigger 687 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,560 room. You could tell I was the only 688 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,440 guy. I'd never done it before as 689 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,080 well, because in our flight from Dub or from Doha. 690 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,000 So bring out a glass of champagne and I'm like, oh, 691 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,560 thank you, club. Another one. 692 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,960 I was like, why not? They brought out this week. 693 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,360 It was like a braised beef cube with like wasabi sauce and 694 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,480 stuff, right? I was like, oh, lethal nom, 695 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,120 right? I look around, everyone else is 696 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,760 carving it up and I'm like, oh fuck. 697 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,160 Yeah. The dude came over was like to 698 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,120 another one of those two and I was like uh huh, right, so you 699 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,440 said another one, though my brains going come on. 700 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,840 I covered up a gentleman, but A2 glass per second was a fucking 701 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,120 yeah. Once again the. 702 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,000 Meantime, everyone was setting up properly. 703 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:27,920 I was Batman. Batman versus Ninja Turtles 704 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,720 drinking the dearest whiskey on Earth. 705 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,840 The guy across from you is crunching the quarterly numbers. 706 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:39,520 Taking us off my taxes. I also know where they give you 707 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,120 the wee pyjamas. This is how stupid I am because 708 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,200 I've never flown it ever give those pyjamas. 709 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,640 I literally like got off from my seat, walked over to yours. 710 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,400 Man, am I allowed to put these on now? 711 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,920 I. Came up the. 712 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,400 I came up the I looking like the kid from Monsters Inc. 713 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,040 Just like, look at me. They gave me the pyjamas. 714 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,440 I look to win medium. That'll be all right. 715 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,360 Even the first one from dubbing the dough, I couldn't find the 716 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,960 headphones. And I was like, I thought at one 717 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,880 point, do my Bluetooth headphones connect to that 718 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,920 fucking TV? Right. 719 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,120 I got very above, like above my own station. 720 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,360 And the girl was like, oh, they're in the army. 721 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,600 It's just fucking you see Elbow? Elbow drops? 722 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,720 Do you have people's elbow? It's unreal and honestly and 723 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,080 like, when the hell would be the blankie? 724 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:24,280 And I feel the weight of that unbelievable, like the closest 725 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,680 I've got to it. I twice I've flown home from 726 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,640 here, I've had a row to myself and I was like, you can't. 727 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,360 Be. Oh, there's nothing. 728 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,880 There's nothing better and then I've upgraded the business class 729 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,360 and I'm like, this is better than my own house. 730 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,760 Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's the first 731 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,080 time I've been on a flight and when we were landing it was like 732 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,840 for fucks. You know what? 733 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,120 You. Do a couple of laps serving you. 734 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,840 Know you know what like guys talk about like my mate thought 735 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,360 that the the stripper fancied them. 736 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,720 It's like that with, because the airline air hostesses or 737 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,640 whatever there's like, there'll be like one of them for every 738 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,880 like 6 people. Yeah. 739 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:02,000 So they are Mr Bartlett, you know, And every time you speak 740 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,240 to them, it's, they don't look it up. 741 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,640 They just know, OK, that's Mr Bartlett and that's it. 742 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,760 You think they think you're. You know what I mean, man. 743 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,440 There was I I was lucky as well having like really, there was a 744 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,400 point where one of the stewardesses, you don't even 745 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,880 like saying stewardess, you want to go staff. 746 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,680 Yeah. And she put her hand on my 747 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,440 shoulder when I was drinking on the second flight. 748 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,640 And she went, can you handle this? 749 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,040 And I was like, Oh yeah. All right, Destiny's choice. 750 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,760 I'm making fucking. But there was a point where 751 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,280 scheme around or like ask what food I wanted, like, what do you 752 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,200 want for breakfast? And I went like, what? 753 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,200 I haven't flown business class, but watch it again. 754 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,040 And she went everything. Yeah. 755 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,200 I was like, ask Queen. What's that film Everything all 756 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,000 at once? Whatever. 757 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,760 Yeah, that was everything all at once or whatever. 758 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,600 Yeah. But who was my movie? 759 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,520 Oh we had, we had, I told you we had Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 760 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,560 and the Scottish band Mogwai, so it was an All Star. 761 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,800 Flight All Star Flight man All Star. 762 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,960 I went down so I. Right I I'll find the slows on 763 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,880 this. I'm a huge Max matchbox 25. 764 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,280 Why wouldn't you be right? I love them. 765 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,040 I think they're great. I. 766 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,360 Don't know any of their songs but I'm I think of the song 767 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,040 Smooth. Yeah, it would have been great 768 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,920 if at 3:00 AM, you don't know what Rob Thomas. 769 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,320 Like must be lonely man. So I John, well, I sort of 770 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,560 chickened out of going over to him and I, I said the Willy 771 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,199 because of the way the seats were, I went, if you see Rob 772 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:18,920 Thomas, go to the bar, come get me. 773 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,199 We'll conveniently go for a drink, We'll get chatting to 774 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:21,639 him. That's all. 775 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:24,280 I don't want a selfie. All I want is what's happening 776 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,960 mate. That would be enough for me. 777 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,520 So what happened is conveniently Willie falls asleep for 5 1/2 778 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,840 hours, right? And then I woke up to go for a 779 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,480 piss and when and I was like half asleep and then I realised 780 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,320 he was in the bar chatting to everyone and I was like, this 781 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,920 would be perfect. But I just didn't have, I was so 782 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,239 tired. I was like, I can't do it. 783 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,520 And then I went to sleep. And then I think Willie came to 784 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,880 get me an hour later to go Rob Thomas in the bar, but I was 785 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,600 asleep, right? So it just didn't work out. 786 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,960 The only interaction I had with him was I'd went in my big 787 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,000 pyjamas that the sleeves were too big for and came back with 788 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,560 like a big handful of pastries and he just saw like this 789 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,840 fucking wee man child and pyjamas were too big for him. 790 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,800 Just like I was like, so I was like rolling. 791 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,680 Up the I do lose your mind, he. Was just looking at me like what 792 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,920 the fuck? Actually, he's. 793 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,360 Like I really, they handed the food out and I went, oh, this 794 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,360 will just be a better version of aeroplane food. 795 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,280 And I took one mouthful of the Mashed potato and gravy and 796 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,240 went, Jesus. Yeah, I had one bite on steak 797 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,200 and went fuck the NHS I think this is. 798 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,600 Amazing. I think it's the novelty for us 799 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,560 because if you weren't like going for work, you would never 800 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,680 do this in a million years. From now on I will endeavour. 801 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,720 That's the only way I fly and I like I'm going to have no, I 802 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,360 mean, obviously if I'm going to fucking. 803 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,400 You're not getting business class to Glasgow. 804 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,960 Yeah, I'm not going to get business class to fucking 805 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,560 Tenerife or go away for a week. Yeah, because it doesn't exist. 806 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,160 But like for the for the long flight? 807 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,440 The Ambassador, Where are you off to? 808 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:55,840 Ambassador Place last. America, I just like really 809 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,360 white bread. For me, it's nice to get off a 810 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,800 plane and not be sure. That was like a benefit for me. 811 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,840 I haven't anticipated fucking ground. 812 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,120 And then the heat and like, I know it's a cliche thing, but 813 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,440 like we stepped off the plate. It was like 7:00 at night or we 814 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,200 got delayed like by or. Let me tell you. 815 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:14,240 It does slap you like did. We tell you what the guy in the 816 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,360 Bay said to me in security. Do you remember this now? 817 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,040 So I came to have the weed lanyard to go through security 818 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,800 and they're taking me through. And then one guy, he was in like 819 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,200 full military uniform and the Bay, he looked like when 820 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,200 Sergeant Slaughter turned heel, that's what he looked like. 821 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,560 And he just went up. I was about to go through the 822 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,040 scanning machine. He was like, oh, we're a 823 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,040 pacemaker. Take this. 824 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,680 I was like, what? He goes, yeah, you're pacemaker 825 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,000 is. The guy running beside you. 826 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,280 I'm very welly I. Was like no no I'm fat and 827 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,800 disabled. That's 2 two different. 828 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,840 Things are unrelated. Everyone time coming out and. 829 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,240 So I'd be so scared there. I would agree to anything. 830 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,080 I'd be like no, no, it should be fine. 831 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,280 I have that. No, I got really, well, you've 832 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,160 seen me when I get annoyed. I'm not the worst content in 833 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,040 argument ever, so I just get pissed off really quickly. 834 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,520 So he's like, have you any papers? 835 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,600 And I was like, I have to fill out papers to get this. 836 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,400 They'll just give you. And he was like, just give me a 837 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,120 dirty look. He said. 838 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,960 Well, he said what the fuck? Did you say I send you back to 839 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,160 heaven? Guy, what were you going? 840 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,360 To say, oh, I don't remember coming, like going through Dubai 841 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,080 once and there was unattended luggage and I was like, I 842 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,600 remembered every fucking movies. And then all he's like, oh, 843 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,400 yeah, at least I could hear. Yeah. 844 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,600 I'm like, oh, fuck, I like went over this guy's like there's 845 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,120 almost 10. And he just laughed on my face 846 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,040 and he went, we're not trying to bomb us. 847 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,080 Nice homemade. I understand. 848 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,600 I found the smoking lounge in the Bay airport. 849 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,520 That's rough. You couldn't get in though, 850 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:41,920 could you? No. 851 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,640 I was in it. He couldn't get. 852 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,920 In is that the one of the Irish more. 853 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,000 No, it's literally just a room where you it's sponsored by 854 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,160 Chesterfield. Oh yeah. 855 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,920 There's there's ones you go to where like you open them all. 856 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,880 When I smoked, you open the door, just go. 857 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,320 It's no worse. Middle Eastern guy love, they 858 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,440 love smoking. Oh man. 859 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,800 Everyone on it was just an old Chinese businessman. 860 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,320 Yeah, when? You go when you go, do you have? 861 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,120 To do that, to get it, do you have to like assume that role to 862 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,440 get in? I just, I just want diesel 50. 863 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,800 A big oversized pseudo if. There's not much smoking room. 864 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,240 You're doing the eyes whether. You want to or not? 865 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,240 There's 15 people in that room and 20 of them were Chinese 866 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,960 businessmen. That's like there's just so 867 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,720 everyone there is just 90 years old. 868 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,360 Smoking and they don't flick the ass of the cigarettes either, so 869 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,040 they're doing that weird thing your granny would do. 870 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:30,840 You're like, you're like fucking ping. 871 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:42,760 Flick it like that quick. So where do you go? 872 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,280 Ain't got any gigs going up. That'll be the Adelaide fringe. 873 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,880 Were you? Just you just announced 874 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,400 Waterfront. Yeah, yeah, Oh yeah, Waterfront 875 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,640 was on the 6th September and that informs 20. 876 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,400 First, by the way, we're nowhere near in this podcast I. 877 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,480 Just, Oh yes, right now you stop checking. 878 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,000 I just, no, I would think I'm just sending it out. 879 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,840 So I remember, yes, I'm going to be with the Adelaide friends 880 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,760 that I'm going to be in Melbourne, Brisbane, Sydney. 881 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,960 Out of all these places and this first time I've seen personal 882 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,120 this trip because last time it was like flying to the show, 883 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,680 Yeah, fly out. Melbourne's my favourite. 884 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,400 I think like I because, well, last time I was in Melbourne for 885 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,360 two weeks I was hammered the entire time so I saw fuck all of 886 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,000 it like. I would tell people were like, 887 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,800 oh, what did you and Mickey get up to over there? 888 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,600 I was like, when I would like we would text each other all the 889 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,000 time because when I was leaving to go out in the morning, you 890 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,280 were coming back in from your night out. 891 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,920 Yeah, we're like literally shipping weed off of the cap to 892 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,440 each other. We've there's a bar of comedians 893 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,240 hanging about him. Oh, you took me to to. 894 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,160 Have a lock in and I was like, this is just me for that. 895 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,960 That's the only puppets on Melbourne for two weeks. 896 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,360 Yeah, and it's a shit hole. There's a great bar near us, 897 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,240 what's called Jam Juice, Jungle Juice, Jungle Juice. 898 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,520 So it seemed like that bar you took me some first night. 899 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,080 I get there, Mickey's like come on out as I'll go for one, I'll 900 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,760 go for one. And I went there and every 901 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,840 single comedian at the festival is there and you could everyone 902 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,160 was just like. They've been partying for a few 903 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,560 weeks and you could tell like everyone was like dead behind 904 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,720 the eyes, sunburnt, all this. And it felt like something 905 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:11,120 demonic in a way, like cultish were like, if you got me to have 906 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,480 more than one drink that would stay. 907 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,680 You would get the leaf. Yeah, you know what I mean. 908 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,040 You're afraid, Mr Bartley. You're. 909 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,200 So I want gin and tonic with you. 910 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,640 And I was like, no, I'm leaving. And you went. 911 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,360 No, you must. You must stay with me. 912 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,880 Yeah. Tell me on this. 913 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,480 For the time where last year we were seeing JoJo Sutherland and 914 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,760 she'd been out in the same room that I'm doing, but obviously 915 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,960 was drinking the whole time and we were like, how can you be in 916 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,600 Australia during summer and be whiter, right? 917 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,160 Having a fucking outside. You're just, yeah, you, you just 918 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,600 would all drink to like 5. You drank until they were told 919 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,440 you to stop drinking. And then we go to sleep, wake up 920 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,640 for the gig. Yeah, so I was like, there's one 921 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:53,080 night where I was going through my phone and before I was going 922 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,680 out with my girlfriend. But we like this whole she's a 923 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,920 comics result there. Like in the fucking room there's 924 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,920 a big comedians party and somebody was doing karaoke and I 925 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,760 was on stage letting the strip, letting on the strip. 926 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,200 And then I zoom around on the phone and I can see my now 927 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,560 girlfriend staring at me like that. 928 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,800 And I'm like I do not remember that happen like. 929 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,560 I remember that's what it was because I said to you a couple 930 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,160 of nights. I was there for like 5 nights 931 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,120 and on the third or fourth night, I was like, next year 932 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,520 after our show tonight, I'd love meeting you to go to karaoke. 933 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,680 And we were wrapped up at like half 10, right? 934 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,720 And you were like, I found a place to do karaoke and I went 935 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,800 to that bar with you and literally create my head. 936 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,160 And I was like, is this we're doing karaoke? 937 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,360 You went yeah. And you said it was like half 938 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,640 10. And he goes, it starts at half 939 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,400 12 and there's like 10 people already signed up. 940 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,040 I was like, good luck, All right, just left. 941 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,080 I want to just get up, do walking in Memphis and leave. 942 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,480 It's the big drainage wrap party like so it's I think it's free 943 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,760 booze and pizza and stuff like that and. 944 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,600 What was this for? What was the? 945 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,440 IT was. That Melbourne Comedy Festival 946 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,400 just. But it's great that it all, just 947 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,080 all the festivals talk. To Maggie. 948 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,760 I'll get your contact. Don't go home, just stay here. 949 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,960 Man, you've no idea how close I am that like it's. 950 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:03,600 Great to see like honestly how happy, not that you're not happy 951 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,960 at home, but you're so happy here. 952 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,160 And it actually, like, you know, people talk about wholesome 953 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,520 content. But it is there's there's a. 954 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,080 Lot like, literally if that homeless guy had like, bit him 955 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,320 on the neck like a zombie earlier, he'd loved it because 956 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,080 he'd just be happy to be. Here, there is something with 957 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,720 being out here and going. I'm out here doing stand up. 958 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,320 And because I do stand up, I mean, just you can't be in a bad 959 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,520 mood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 960 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,000 There's a This is the weirdest thing ever to say. 961 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,520 You sure? But like, there's a part of me, 962 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,120 it's a little bit proud. It's like, oh, I've got here 963 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,880 just because I tell jokes, you know? 964 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,200 And it's, it's the weird thing to say, but there's a little 965 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,680 baby. I just realised you think people 966 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,440 are walking past and thinking we're doing some sort of like 967 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,760 chains of PT and we're like. Guys before we started this 968 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,320 journey. I wasn't a word. 969 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,280 Thank you mate, Thank you V Shred. 970 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,480 I don't know what people are thinking. 971 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,240 Although everyone just does podcast the other day so like I 972 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,880 don't think it's that weird. It's yeah, it's only the only 973 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,760 weird things happened to where it's just that one Asian lady 974 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,280 and the guy who was in a bee suit for some reason. 975 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,720 Yeah, that was weird. Yeah, he lost his koala suit. 976 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,680 I've got a loss that made it was so cool. 977 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,440 I don't think I don't think we can get you to see a koala 978 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,880 today. It's OK, but that's this is 979 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,680 breaking my heart because you know what the earlier where I 980 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,640 was talking about, like getting a general plan for the day. 981 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,600 What did he have on his hand? A pamphlet for the koala 982 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,280 section. Yeah. 983 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,360 Not weirder. He had he had a pamphlet for the 984 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,080 quality. Where'd you find a pamphlet for 985 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,320 the quality? Because he's had. 986 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,560 It with the reception last night. 987 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,280 It's like, you know? How far is it? 988 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,800 Whereabouts is? It Craig haven't Craig Cake. 989 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:44,960 You're here to see the koala. Wait, wait there, close the door 990 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,720 because back out in your koala. I found out mate at. 991 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,000 The back of Rushmere. I meet you behind the bench in 992 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,960 20 minutes, maybe. Yeah, I don't think that's too 993 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,240 far. It's an. 994 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,720 Orange. It's an orange way. 995 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,920 All right. So, but we don't have time for 996 00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,320 that. It's fine. 997 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,240 It's fine. Do you know what? 998 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,760 You could do it, but you'd be gold by yourself. 999 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,760 No, I'd be fucking reactive. What time your show start? 1000 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,720 Yeah, literally. Even looking at the pictures of 1001 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,960 the koalas, there's a We will. Get to them. 1002 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,840 No, it's fine. It's fine. 1003 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,440 No, I believe you, but. But this is the only. 1004 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,040 Do you want? Is it? 1005 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,880 Important you to hold it or do you just want to? 1006 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,800 Be I would like to meet one. Again, he's he said meet. 1007 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,160 I just want to meet a koala. Yeah. 1008 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,600 Thanks for all your work. Because the one in Sydney 1009 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,000 versus. Committee here as well. 1010 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,160 You're allowed. I'm not allowed to be touched 1011 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,040 either. You're you're allowed to like 1012 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,680 put your Hamlets back. People call me a bear. 1013 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,960 That's I love it. I love it. 1014 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:48,320 Well, we'll go get full fucking. Case like, I think I'm a lot 1015 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,280 more pleasant to be around here and I don't know why. 1016 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,920 Yeah, I'm not as angry. Yeah, definitely think if you're 1017 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,640 doing that short, I think try not to form your arms because 1018 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:58,440 it's fucking, but doing this shorter trip you'll have a bug 1019 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,280 to come back like. Yeah, I mean, I went for one 1020 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,480 walk and text you. How do I make a living out here? 1021 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,120 Because yeah, you said you like we left you for a walk. 1022 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,960 You came back. When I'm moving here, Mickey's 1023 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,760 helping me. It's honestly, I think the best 1024 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,200 way to do it because I've always wanted to do it, like if you can 1025 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,400 come out through the vessels. It's exactly. 1026 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,280 Did you say Mickey's help? Yeah, I got a job for the 1027 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,480 government. I'm. 1028 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,160 Moving here Mickey has a plan. I'm. 1029 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,280 Not. Jumping off the Australian Prime 1030 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,640 Minister? Well, sorry man, I know. 1031 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,440 I was talking about like you were Dutch in red. 1032 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,720 Then I was like, Mickey has a plan, have faith, have faith. 1033 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,400 I'm not, I'm not jumping a gun here, but I'd go for one walk 1034 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,920 and I'm never leaving. No, I was. 1035 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,640 Walking around, I met God. He's in the juice bar. 1036 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,600 Punching women. I was like, have you ever seen 1037 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,040 the how I was walking around Perth? 1038 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,400 Have you ever seen the video for LDM by Lily Allen? 1039 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,840 Yeah, yeah. It's like a really bright and 1040 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,920 comfortable as she's walking by. You say it's a shit hole. 1041 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,440 Everything I saw I was like, that's amazing. 1042 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,120 I walked past seven in the morning. 1043 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,160 There's a big fat lady in her car scoffing a cream bum. 1044 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,960 Bob's name. But she was saying it was a 1045 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:12,800 murr. That's what you would call it 1046 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:21,120 too, Getting scoffed. I told you I was like, you saw 1047 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,600 fat lady scoffing cream bomb and you're like, why did you do 1048 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,880 that? There's like, I didn't wrap the 1049 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,360 window in the bell. Too bit early for us. 1050 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,560 Well, he's getting scoffed tonight. 1051 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,040 I hope you do get scoffed when Scott. 1052 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,400 John, what do you see if? It's coffee. 1053 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,000 You see, if it was a choice between a really hot person 1054 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,080 being like, do you want scoffed, but I have to get up early to go 1055 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,640 meet a koala. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1056 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:50,320 Like, hey, Kelty. One day. 1057 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,560 So where's that? Where's that? 1058 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:57,040 Where's that hotel? And it's like very busy hotel, 1059 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,640 but across the road there's a backpackers hostel. 1060 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,000 And we walk past that me and I'll kind of shivered a bit 1061 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:06,120 like, how crazy would that be? This guy was like, oh fucking 1062 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,040 what? He was raging. 1063 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,360 We were staying in the hotel and. 1064 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,120 Not just stand outside the backpackers clipping your 1065 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,160 fingernails and know what it means. 1066 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:16,680 Thought it'd. Be something funny, I thought. 1067 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,200 It was because he was about to buy nail Clippers. 1068 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:24,680 Who's Neil Clippers? But it's like you are horrified 1069 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,320 you two were horrified by the idea of a hostel. 1070 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,600 Doesn't bother me, they're fine. Yeah, really called hostels. 1071 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,480 Yeah, but he was like, he was raging. 1072 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,400 He was raging that we had our own, like, room, you know? 1073 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,400 I mean he's like fuck, like we have like a room where your your 1074 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,440 safety is basically guaranteed. I wasn't raging. 1075 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,760 I was like this is nice but like I was. 1076 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,440 Just you saw that, you know, you know that meme of like the guy 1077 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,560 in the bushes rubbing his hands. He saw that seven person mixed 1078 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,840 or was like well he needs scoffed. 1079 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,720 I told uses the time with the time I said. 1080 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:53,760 Scoffed the Lithuanian. Yeah, I want Best scoffed. 1081 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,840 Let's go. I'm trying to think of something 1082 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,040 Nah. It's what we say, yeah. 1083 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,680 No, I said that there's a place in Perth that I stayed at once 1084 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,240 and it was, it was sketchy as fuck. 1085 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,800 Was that the motel type place you were staying? 1086 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:11,120 There it was I but it was like a called the Rendezvous Hotel and 1087 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,720 it was like. Rendezvous. 1088 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:16,800 Also there's your. Rendezvous, rendezvous or 1089 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,440 rendezvous? It's Ron Devou. 1090 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,760 I thought it was Rhonda. It could be rendezvous. 1091 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:26,640 Yeah, yeah, anyway, Rhonda's Vous Hotel and it was dodgy as 1092 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,560 fuck. And the fire alarm went off one 1093 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,200 night and we all got kicked out and there was a woman who had 1094 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,320 some of their messy teeth and the only thing she brought out 1095 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,960 of her room was a like a massive case of them cans of Jack and 1096 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,760 Coke. She's rested on a bin. 1097 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,080 This is the worst fucking hotel I've ever stayed in. 1098 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:49,360 It must be fucking bad because I switched to You would look 1099 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,280 lovely. I like the idea that like her 1100 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,600 family were in there but she chose to. 1101 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,480 Everyone else got their passport and like fucking important shit. 1102 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,920 She's 48. Was it? 1103 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,680 Was it weird when you had the same thing? 1104 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:10,960 No, mine were empty like poof. It it's fucking like every type 1105 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,680 like this. Is this like beach we're at? 1106 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,280 Right. Everywhere you go looks like the 1107 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,320 best place ever. Yeah, like it doesn't get better 1108 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,880 than this. I mean, there's it's hard to 1109 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,000 find bad food out here even like. 1110 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,000 Yeah, every. We have not had a bad meal like 1111 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,160 everything. Lando's a shite. 1112 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,800 Lando's as we. Went last time in now. 1113 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,400 It's not as good out here as like, but. 1114 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,680 I've learned if you make peace with the fact that it's 1115 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,480 different, it's not bad. But the first time we came, I 1116 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,880 literally, I stood in the doorway for like 10 minutes like 1117 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,040 and people kept walking past me. I was like, maybe they're but 1118 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,000 why they don't? They don't bring you to your 1119 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,400 table and all that sort. Of thing I'm loving, everywhere 1120 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,840 I go they're playing trance music, yes, that's very much up 1121 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,360 my it's the only other place other than like East Belfast. 1122 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,480 But the and also the lifestyle seems to be like you get a car 1123 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,680 from 1995. And just drive the guts out of 1124 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,280 it. Talk about with. 1125 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,440 It. Yeah, I loved it. 1126 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,800 It's awesome. I'm not going home, OK? 1127 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,640 I'll join you mate, I'll. Join. 1128 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,720 You sure you're helping? You're helping me, smuggling me. 1129 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,520 Well, like they're overstayed your visa, guys. 1130 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,680 Mick's helping me. Well, just buy a big coat and 1131 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,920 get in your shoulders. But like, where would it be? 1132 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,680 Like if you did come here for like half a year, whatever would 1133 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,480 it be next? Would you be? 1134 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,440 Doing like January time, I would look at doing it for that 1135 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,840 because I've got Waterfront in December. 1136 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,160 Right, right. So the best way to do it is 1137 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,480 because the rest you. Worked out the system. 1138 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,560 Yeah, the rest of the year it's too big a country to spread out. 1139 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,240 Yeah, they actually make a living full time, stand up like 1140 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,440 a lot of the gigs you doing, but shite. 1141 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,040 So the best way to do it is come out, do the festivals, fuck off 1142 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,240 home and have summer for a year. That's why I'm sort of. 1143 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:46,560 Well then YouTube do a podcast. 100 percent, 100%. 1144 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,080 I'll be I'll be give. 2 episodes for you ready to tell me because 1145 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,800 I'm a cheeky cunt. No, what I hear, I'm not even 1146 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,280 I'm. Lovely fucking you'll be right. 1147 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,840 Max looking after, I mean, that's the, that's the podcast. 1148 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,760 I told you it's called Max Looking After. 1149 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,240 Max looking happy. You're a good guy, yeah. 1150 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:07,040 Mickey. He's one of my fucking buys and. 1151 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,520 He's a man of mine, he's made of ours. 1152 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,680 Just go to fucking see. You remember we were shooting my 1153 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,520 promo of me in the koala bar suit and there's just a group of 1154 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,560 fucking teenage boys. Like he's dressed like a 1155 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,680 fucking. Koala and also that's like a 1156 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,640 fleece line suit that he brought Fucking. 1157 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,040 Room. It was, I had on for 5 minutes 1158 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,680 and like it was a nightmare getting it off. 1159 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,000 Yeah, because it was like just, it was like peeling skin off. 1160 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,680 It was fucking sweltering. Got a lot peeling skin off. 1161 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,520 How's Nell roasting? Now looks like he's doing a 1162 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:44,680 campaign for Zara. Please help me find Zara. 1163 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,960 Zara went for a walk at 2:00 last Thursday and hasn't been 1164 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,240 things since. Is carrying a case with Jack and 1165 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:56,080 Coke. Now, like now like officially 1166 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,120 loves it. Like he, just he. 1167 00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,360 Loves it. That's I thought it was an 1168 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,040 actual second then. Now loves it. 1169 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,720 Now loves it. He's doing I got to go do the 1170 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,240 show the first time too, Hank, he's on have to roll the poo. 1171 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,640 You're doing a double. Craig Haven. 1172 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,880 Yeah, it's the three of them. What was the other one? 1173 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,760 Niall Neil Pocket. Who gives it 5? 1174 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,320 We'll get one more here. OK, we've got 9 minutes, Willie. 1175 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,560 That's what you do. You do the waterfront and then. 1176 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,440 Go away for a wee bit. I just. 1177 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,280 But don't say it like that because then people think you're 1178 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,440 a paedo. Well, he's had to go away for a 1179 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,840 wee bit. No, I'm like the undertaker. 1180 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,000 Whenever he's injured, I'll go away for six months. 1181 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,920 I'll be back, right? I mean, you'll be on the 1182 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,040 average. The gong goes off right Then I 1183 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,840 just appear in a wee hat. Do you see him presenting the 1184 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,120 cup in Saudi Arabia? Did you say that? 1185 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,200 The undertaker presenting the cup in Saudi Arabia. 1186 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,800 Right. So like Cristiano Ronaldo, 1187 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:51,320 Reggie Cristiano? What are you reading? 1188 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,480 The way I said it, I just thought it sounded a bit like 1189 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,080 Scooby-doo. There's no reference that it 1190 00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,320 wasn't that smart. I just had something in the 1191 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,360 throat. I was like, you know what he's 1192 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,280 like Galifianakis, that gift where he's like trying to work 1193 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,840 out all the sums around him. I'm like, right link between 1194 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,160 scooby-doo, The Undertaker and Saudi Arabia go. 1195 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,600 But he was a laugh like oh but like different cartoon. 1196 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,480 They were like same genre. Cristiano Ronaldo's team were 1197 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,800 still a show bridge as well but not name. 1198 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,520 Christian Araldo's team were playing some final in Saudi 1199 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,760 Arabia football and you know the trophy get presented by like an 1200 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,080 ex player or something or like the sponsor. 1201 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,720 It's the full Undertaker in character Undertaker. 1202 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,600 Saudi Arabia was a mad placement. 1203 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,080 That's not having too much money and. 1204 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,920 Yeah, they're doing stupid shit like the. 1205 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,640 Players are even like the fuck is this guy? 1206 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,000 Don't look at him, Yeah. This guy's died twice. 1207 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,720 There is an award show from 96 that undertake it like it was a 1208 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:50,440 mainstream 1 the comment it was like a music award or. 1209 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,400 Something like MTV? Music award, something like 1210 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,720 that. I don't know why, but the 1211 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,160 undertaker was presenting an award. 1212 00:53:55,520 --> 00:54:01,480 But just before, just before he went on stage, he got served 1213 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,240 divorce papers, right? So there is a ceremony, the 1214 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:07,040 undertaker full attire. It's being like, please take me 1215 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:10,360 back. How does he talk? 1216 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,880 Please take me back. That was you. 1217 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,640 The first time that was you to that method. 1218 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,320 Earlier. Yeah, we did the first time, the 1219 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,680 undertaker says. I guess please take my back. 1220 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,280 I'm trying, boys. That's me, the Undertaker. 1221 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,600 The Undertaker have I? Asked me, boys. 1222 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,880 Limestone. You too. 1223 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,080 So what's it called? I can't mind. 1224 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,480 Rest in peace, boys. That's it. 1225 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:38,920 Just however sad. Oh yes, time to play in the Game 1226 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:39,640 Boys. Let's go. 1227 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,760 Where they smell that he's cooking something again. 1228 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:48,200 That's the bottom line I'm telling you. 1229 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000 Can't find them? I can stone cold tell. 1230 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,520 You. Stone freeze until you. 1231 00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,360 Don't motherfucker. Do you think? 1232 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:09,120 What? You got to do bro. 1233 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,080 It's. All About the Game Throne 1234 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:17,440 Versus. Good welfare somewhere and aid 1235 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:22,120 bunch. Just fuck 1/4 and then I got 1236 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:30,600 that's warm now I'll. See you in hell someday for. 1237 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,640 I won't be intimidated the right way. 1238 00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,840 Like yeah, good someday effort. And when's your show? 1239 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,920 November. September. 1240 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:42,680 September. 6th 6th Thick. 6th of September. 1241 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,120 That's a lovely day, sexy promo picture. 1242 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,720 Thanks man some. Really, some really awesome 1243 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,600 people were born on the 2nd. Birthday, is it? 1244 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,000 Well, I have a good idea. I know where you can go is 1245 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:56,240 Waterfront Hall. That's a show you're doing here, 1246 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,320 is it? It's like, not really. 1247 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,160 It's a version of it. So basically what I'm doing 1248 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,960 sneakily is writing the show while I'm out here. 1249 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,240 So by the time we get back to Belfast we a brand new show will 1250 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:05,960 be seen. So you're like swapping out bets 1251 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,320 as the company OK, you're. Syphoning bits off. 1252 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,360 Syphoning bits off? Yep. 1253 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,600 Mining for gold. And prospect yours November. 1254 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,120 December 13th. Have you announced yours? 1255 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,640 No, but you will by the time. Yeah, by the time myself. 1256 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,600 I I I was in December 13th last year. 1257 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,720 Great day effort. Yeah, great day for Yeah Scumbag 1258 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:24,600 millionaire. Come see it. 1259 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,200 Seen his poster? Not yet, actually, no. 1260 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,520 Oh, it's great. It's good. 1261 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,960 It's. Great, goodbye. 1262 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,640 Nicely the right the actual. Fucking show. 1263 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,240 I remember being in Dublin. We were doing Olympia that day. 1264 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,560 Me, you and Andrew Ryan went on a boys trip during the day. 1265 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,920 We went cold water swimming, we went the house and it was great. 1266 00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,040 It's the best ever with the host. 1267 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:42,880 Was that the day I was going to say whose house? 1268 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,400 Was that the day Andrew Ranch kept the impression of Elton 1269 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,920 John from both select? Yes. 1270 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:57,720 Backstage are under hands coming in you're going from what do 1271 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,320 you. He lost, he lost his mind a bit, 1272 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,040 but that's the day you told us you were talking about. 1273 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,720 The Story of. The idea of the show, but not 1274 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:10,760 like it was a show and the story of it. 1275 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,120 You know, like you both stop and they're like in a Hollywood 1276 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,680 movie, you turn into the guy and be like, that's the that's the 1277 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,280 show. Both at the same time clock and 1278 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,160 we were like it. Took a lot convincing to do. 1279 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,800 That's the show. And you were like, you're not 1280 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,160 sure about it because it is very much putting yourself out there 1281 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,600 like, yeah, it's and it's very, very. 1282 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,360 Personal I'm fucking off for six months after. 1283 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,120 I. Said OK, all right. 1284 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,040 You know Mickey, the guy lost away from taking meth. 1285 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,080 Or wrap it up. What do you we'll go get 1286 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,400 something. Yeah, what do you want to do? 1287 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,880 I have a short half set, but until then. 1288 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:50,680 OK, we're getting picked up at $70 Shameful comedy.com for 1289 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:54,960 tickets for my show. Yeah. 1290 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,960 Shine.net for mine. Shine.net for mine. 1291 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,400 Shine.net shine a lot on. Me, the tech of. 1292 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,440 Yep, shine.net. Yeah, clear it out. 1293 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,400 Just buy anything. I fucking web piss out doesn't. 1294 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,520 Matter what it is say select all. 1295 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,720 Yeah, 10 tickets for All Someday All be great shows. 1296 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,320 Someday. 4 points thanks to Niall for producing this and 1297 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,880 sitting over there like a like that'd be like a if you're like 1298 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,120 a side profile picture of him, like sweet, like album cover it. 1299 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,080 Would be a nice album. He's doing like a Jack Johnson 1300 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,600 type music, yeah. That should be the black and 1301 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:25,760 white photo of your autobiography. 1302 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,120 Yes, just in the middle. Niall and the coffin. 1303 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,320 Yeah, you would like you've just. 1304 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,160 Dropped the sound of the summer. Like, yeah. 1305 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,600 Yeah, loves it. The Autobiography. 1306 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,680 This is the guy behind your favourite albums? 1307 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,640 Yeah, you know, yes. So thanks, thanks to everyone 1308 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,280 for everything and let's. Go for it. 3:00 Yeah. 1309 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,320 Go for a wee dip. Now you're trying to do your 1310 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,560 age, trying to get you into the cult. 1311 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:54,160 Oh, I'm so innocent. Yeah, there's. 3. 2 minutes. 2. 1312 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,760 It actually is 2. Minutes three guys, thank you 1313 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,160 very much for watching, for listening. 1314 00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,560 See you next time. All the best.