1 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,040 Super welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast. 2 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,160 With me, she and Todd. Before we get into this episode, 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,920 am I talking fast? A little bit. 4 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:20,440 I'll talk fast. Let me just say before we get 5 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,400 into this episode over at patreon.com, we're doing big 6 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,120 things this way. Some coming out this week 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,960 because hard to know because we record this at different times. 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,480 I don't know what's up. Next week, next Friday. 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,240 Next week, live podcast from Waterfront. 10 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,920 Yes, with Willie and Mickey. With Willie T and Mickey 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:41,560 Bartlett, that'll go live on Patreon exclusively, the live 12 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,680 stream every Friday and then next week. 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,200 All next week. All next week we're doing daily 14 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,000 episode to the podcast, the Daily Brews series from What 15 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,120 Time every day. We're aiming from 11:00 to 1:00, 16 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,160 but there's. But there's one day where I'm in 17 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,040 chronic guilty. Which could not be further away. 18 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:02,600 No, these places, in my head I said the promoters make it all, 19 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,520 all these venues 2 hours away. This one, it is a pretty much 20 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,840 furthest point in Ireland you can go, I think. 21 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,120 It's like 6 hours away, yeah. So is that and I'm doing that 22 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,520 the day before. Do you have one the day after 23 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,800 that? You're doing that in the 24 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,760 Thursday night, so you're gonna have to drive down and come back 25 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,840 up. Better be a good gig. 26 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,200 It's not actually even selling well. 27 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,520 Umm, but sold slightly well enough that I can't cancel. 28 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,800 I feel too bad. I can't cancel. 29 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,600 I can't cancel. People of Clonic guilty have 30 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,920 been thrown off. I don't know anything about the 31 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,800 place. Umm, but yeah, the daily brews, 32 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,160 my tour of Ireland, Shinto comedy.com. 33 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,600 The America Canada dates are up there too. 34 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,080 We're sponsored by none other than Manscaped. 35 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,560 All right then, correct. Manscaped. 36 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,520 Yeah, the number one in men's below the belt grooming. 37 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,400 You know them, you love them. Well, he used, eh? 38 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,000 You know about Manscape too? I'm familiar with him, yeah. 39 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 You love it. You're looking. 40 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,960 You're looking. Scorned axe lover but yeah no 41 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,200 manscaped. Did they drop? 42 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,800 They're gone. But hey, be grief. 43 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,160 Be happy for the. Don't be sad. 44 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,160 It's over. Yeah, be happy. 45 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,000 They paid you for quite a while. Oh yeah, yeah, for like 3 years. 46 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,400 Yeah. I was their sugar baby. 47 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,720 Yeah, it's pretty good. Umm, look, they've got 48 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,640 everything. These guys, they've got that, 49 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:15,040 they've got razors, they've got teasers, not teaser. 50 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,920 They've got all the products. You what's that one with the big 51 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:21,720 head on, the big fathead, the hedger, the hedger, the hedger 52 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,280 and it's brilliant. You can use that for what? 53 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,600 Your head, your face. Beard mainly, but. 54 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,440 Yeah, and this new year, people are trying new looks, you know, 55 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,840 people are trying new looks. I'm thinking, although I've done 56 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,080 it before by going to a more like messy style, but then I do 57 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,360 it once and and everyone just, I get too much abuse for it. 58 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,360 Everyone's like just the world's not right unless I have my quick 59 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,480 right. But I might want to try new 60 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,600 things. modscape.com, look through all their products. 61 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,480 You just go Tea with me for 20% off free shipping links in the 62 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,280 description. Yeah. 63 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,560 Admins done, folks. Welcome to this episode of the 64 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,200 Tea With Me podcast with my returning friend William 65 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,840 Thompson. I'm a new friend who seconds for 66 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,560 you go to this podcast said Why am I here? 67 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,800 I'm still confused. Well, what I don't, I don't get 68 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,960 the confusion because you do stand up. 69 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,680 We've known each other for quite a while. 70 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,320 OK, don't know each other that well, but that's why we're here. 71 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,800 Just. Because you don't communicate 72 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,800 with me on any other basis than is this where I'm gigging? 73 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,640 Yeah. All right. 74 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:21,480 Thanks. Yeah. 75 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,520 Which by the way, most. There's your, there's your 76 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,280 money. Thanks. 77 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,800 Most people would consider a lot more people be happy with that. 78 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:28,520 OK. Yeah. 79 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,600 All right. It's transactional. 80 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,640 Do you see us do more social things together? 81 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,280 No, no, I don't. I don't. 82 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:38,200 I don't know, maybe. I mean, what do you want? 83 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,240 What? Are you into? 84 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,160 I can be adaptable. I can be adaptable. 85 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,720 I can be in the different things, OK, I can try new 86 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,680 things. You're talking about trying to 87 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,560 think that's a paddle. On committed bullshit I've ever 88 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,640 heard you want to play paddle? What paddle is that? 89 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,840 Is that is that? Short sided tennis, really. 90 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,760 Oh no. Paddle and pickleball? 91 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,400 No. Pickleball I've heard of. 92 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,840 Who played pickleball? OK. 93 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,400 I'd say you before you impeccable. 94 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,160 I like. I do like. 95 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,200 I'll see what's stopping the three of us playing pickleball. 96 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,040 A lot of things. I would say I can't commit. 97 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,800 The opinions of others mainly. I can't cannot. 98 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,160 Wanting to do that is a big for me. 99 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,520 That sounds awful. I'm not an athlete. 100 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,959 Like just yeah, no, I've never. You run a marathon before. 101 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:20,720 I did. Yeah, I did. 102 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,560 Did you? Yeah. 103 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,160 What was your time? Why are you being a cunt? 104 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,600 Am I like to sell it? You're allowed. 105 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,120 I mean, you can say, well, you're. 106 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,800 Allowed to lower your guard for this. 107 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,600 OK, OK. You're not on their trial. 108 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,120 Right. Yeah, If that's how you played 109 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,800 pickleball, it's gonna be easy. Why am I here? 110 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,880 What? Your time in the marathon? 111 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,440 The fuck? You're what the fuck did you 112 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,400 thought? Boy, just pickle. 113 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,160 Pickleball in the throat. Just ask him. 114 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,000 I was like, what was the time? I've never ran one. 115 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:51,080 Right before you give your time, you're allowed to use that word, 116 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,880 but I've never met anyone who used that word more. 117 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,880 And actually, that's kind of how we met. 118 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,760 I can't feel that. Oh. 119 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,680 Yeah, so someone came up, tell me if I'm wrong. 120 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,680 Yeah, someone came up to me at a gig or I was out somewhere and 121 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,080 said record a video message from my friend. 122 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,280 They went call her a cunt. She loves it. 123 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,600 Actually, I think the term that you did use was massive ginger 124 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,120 cunt. I wouldn't have called you 125 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,480 Ginger. Mate, do you want the video? 126 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,640 Because it's it's, it's on you. Got the receipt. 127 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,760 I've got the receipts, yeah. You think they just said the 128 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:24,240 first bit of it and I just, I just went, no, I think, look, I 129 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,840 didn't know you, so I didn't know anything about you. 130 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,880 I didn't know you're ginger. Yeah, you didn't, and you were 131 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,400 happy. You knew or you knew I was 132 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,040 massive on account. No, but yeah. 133 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,400 But they said you love that now. Anyway, I did the marathon in 134 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,480 six hours. Oh, very good. 135 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,760 Yeah. We also need to point out, well, 136 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,440 he's scared of, well, he's pretend that he's not scared of 137 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,480 dogs. Yeah, no, I'm fine. 138 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,080 I'm fine. I'm A Celebrity. 139 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,280 Get Me Out of here. This is. 140 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,200 What's your dog? What's your dog? 141 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,240 What's your dog? We really want. 142 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,040 Your dog, what's his business? Yeah. 143 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,160 He's he's a he's a bichon for he's mixed with a cockapoo. 144 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,960 He's a cockapoo. Oh. 145 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,840 Well, I here's the thing. So, well, I. 146 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,320 See when you're more used to pussy on his lap, right? 147 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,720 See when. I'm not I. 148 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,160 Don't know, I'm not. I put it this way, I'm not. 149 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:12,560 Afraid of Cocker too. The thing is when you're afraid 150 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,080 of dogs. You said you weren't. 151 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,280 Afraid of dogs. In fact, when you are kind of 152 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,280 touchy around dogs, they love you because you're not giving 153 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,720 them attention. You're vulnerable. 154 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,040 So they'll come that not vulnerable. 155 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,400 They're not weird like that. They're not spiking you. 156 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,440 They'll just come over to you more because you're ignoring 157 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,120 them. Yeah. 158 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,640 So then they give you more attention. 159 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,880 Because I went for the dog when I came in, but the dog one that 160 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,840 interested and I like Willie. I used to be scared of dogs and 161 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,520 I'm not. What changed your opinion my? 162 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,680 Mom got a dog, right? Shih Tzu. 163 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,760 That's the lower is fantastic. What a fancy he fancied me. 164 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,800 Like did he? The lipstick just come out all 165 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,000 the time around the one bar me. Class. 166 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,920 Yeah, always we dog thing, right? 167 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,800 I forget that's called a lipstick. 168 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,400 So I was. I was. 169 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,040 Lipstick enough to see within this Jack Russell's just in the 170 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,400 corner. No, I would have been like, like 171 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,320 you. I would have been very. 172 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,440 I would have clenched up around dogs big time. 173 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,800 That's all right, he's fine. No, no, no, he's a guy. 174 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,520 Look, I'm the one with the problem. 175 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,200 I know that and I'll be fine with them. 176 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,000 That's OK. What's his name? 177 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,360 Ollie, short for Oliver. Fuck off, that's the same name 178 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,000 as my dog, is it? And he's a big. 179 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,000 Yeah, so you have. You're scared of this? 180 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,480 Wrong with you don't want them. Oh well, is. 181 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,800 This a masochistic thing like. No, I just don't like them but. 182 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,040 Your dogs give me a dog now. I don't. 183 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,920 I didn't want them, but my sister did, right? 184 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,360 So my sister. That's like being being scared 185 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,360 of heights, but you're like, I eat out lunch every day on top 186 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,240 of the skyscraper. But those guys were. 187 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,280 Going for lunch for the skyscraper. 188 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:43,040 I'm like, I'd love to be on the ground floor but I clearly don't 189 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,840 get a choice here. I don't know if that picture is 190 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,160 real. You know, the guys on top of the 191 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,520 skyscraper, New York eating lunch. 192 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,680 Oh, that is not real. In Israel, yeah. 193 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,480 I'm glad you were both there, yeah. 194 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,840 Something that's in every B&M bargains in the world. 195 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,400 Yeah, actually. Yeah. 196 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,880 Any new business has that. Yeah. 197 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,560 In their hall, yeah. True Grit? 198 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,640 Yeah, that's what that is. Shane, can you give Leon her 199 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,480 coffee and then? I did. 200 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,040 Yeah, yeah, I was on the way to introduce her and then she's 201 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,840 like, why am I here? Slobber. 202 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:21,120 Willy. You're here because I thought 203 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,640 it'd be nice to get to know each other more. 204 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,600 I think you'd be a good guest on the pod. 205 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,920 Umm, the gig and Warren Point Town Hall they'd love. 206 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,880 Then we did Loveries together. We did loveries together. 207 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:35,120 You were there, I was there. It wasn't a together thing. 208 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,840 I'm very. Why are you so guarded? 209 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,799 I have an avoidant attachment stage. 210 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,720 Why are you so good? That's a podcast. 211 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,480 It's a change of trauma. If we hugged you for too long, 212 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,880 would you start to cry? If you came anywhere near me, I 213 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,560 would absolutely Roundhouse both. 214 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,080 Yes, it'd be the lowest Roundhouse ever. 215 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,720 Around bungalow as grey as my knee, yeah. 216 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,960 Yeah, no spear. We've known each other for a 217 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,320 while now. We're we're from France. 218 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:08,200 But yeah, then I was, I was walking towards one point, town 219 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,320 hall, do a gig with you and you're standing outside with 220 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,880 like the security staff and stuff. 221 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,520 Yeah. And then, and then you, you 222 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:18,040 called me the Sea World. Yeah, I am sorry. 223 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,280 It really, it really offends me, does it? 224 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,280 No. OK. 225 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:22,640 It does. It does offend. 226 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,120 There's some people do are mega offended by that word like they 227 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,200 hate it. Yeah. 228 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,760 Is there any words that would like properly offend you? 229 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,760 Went to liquor. I don't like that. 230 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,480 I hate. It. 231 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,880 I hate that one. Do you remember Marush the kebab 232 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,760 place in Bradbury Place? Yes. 233 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,200 Do you remember it? No, it was just, it was say KFC 234 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,840 and it wasn't. It was an after. 235 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,320 Well, he's so scared of the dog and Leanne. 236 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,680 Yeah. Yeah, I've heard of it. 237 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:50,760 Yeah. It was an after Kremlin. 238 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,680 I'll go there now if you want. No, it's not there anymore. 239 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,080 Oh shit. And some. 240 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,840 People also he's an after Kremlin spot. 241 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,560 It was an after Kremlin kebaberi. 242 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:05,240 Kebab after kebab. Absolutely, if you if you 243 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,840 believe that I I ate kebab twice in the one night, you're right, 244 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,080 but it wasn't. His dog and here's doing 245 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,920 something to me. So the point is. 246 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,800 I wouldn't normally. Say like a weird sentence to 247 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,040 say. What? 248 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,280 That dog in here is doing something to me. 249 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,200 The fuck? Yeah, well, it wouldn't. 250 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:24,480 Be the first time. Sorry, Marush. 251 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:30,880 Point is, some large waggon of a lady decided to call the nice 252 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,440 man behind the counter who were making her kebab, Wendy Liquors. 253 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,520 And I got all like, because I'm actually not very 254 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,680 confrontational as a person. Believe it or believe it not. 255 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,080 Yeah, no, believe it not. And I was I was like, excuse me 256 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,400 by by recalling those men, Wendy Liquors. 257 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,200 And then she just fucking turned around. 258 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,160 She was like, what? And I was like, just hate it. 259 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,040 Just hate it. It's so something visceral to 260 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:53,640 me. I don't know why it. 261 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,160 Is. I hate that phrase too. 262 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,000 Terrible liquor. I hate. 263 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,560 No I don't. I hate the phrase window 264 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,680 liquors. It really pissed me off. 265 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,000 Yeah, I don't think there's any term really. 266 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,880 It's very demeaning. It is. 267 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,600 There's no terms that bother you at all. 268 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,280 Do you mean something I'd hear someone say to some? 269 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,360 Oh yeah, there's something there. 270 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,120 No. Like if you get cut like, is 271 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,360 there any word that you are particularly sensitive? 272 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,800 No. No, but if I hear someone say 273 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,680 there's 2 words that don't like, should have said them. 274 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:25,280 Yeah, I don't like spastic. Yeah, and I don't like retard. 275 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,160 Yeah, I don't like actually. That word. 276 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:31,360 I don't like it either. I think it's too like we're too 277 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,320 OK with it. It's like see gig and someday 278 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,160 when you do clubs gigging in America, it's like that design 279 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,240 of form. Every comedian that they'll say 280 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,600 it as part of their act at some point. 281 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,240 Yeah, what's what was that about I. 282 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,000 Don't know. I think that word was like 283 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:48,160 outlawed for a long time and then I think now that people can 284 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,760 almost say it again or it's more acceptable, people go mild with 285 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,480 it. I also don't care what people 286 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,440 say but but it's one just person. 287 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,800 Yeah, Spastic. I don't mind. 288 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,560 I use it a lot. I used to use it a lot. 289 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,080 I use it a lot less. Not in the title of one of your 290 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,280 for shows. Mr Broom Spastic is the best 291 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,360 name for unbelievable. It was, but then the major start 292 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,960 out and you just went OK, yeah, they maybe should have fought 293 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,880 against that one. I know because that's just. 294 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,440 Yeah. Yeah. 295 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,480 If they told me this, if I was calling to show that and they 296 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,400 told me to start out, I get it. Yeah. 297 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,440 Like, I'm allowed. Yeah, I'm allowed, but yeah. 298 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,880 Should have advocated for yourself more. 299 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,520 I should have, should have stayed up for myself. 300 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,600 Umm, when your friend told me to record a video message for you, 301 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:33,720 you were running your cafe in Yuri and then we ended up 302 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,160 getting, we started doing gigs there. 303 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,880 Yes, but why did that? Because a lot of people know you 304 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,560 from that. Was it Snapchat then? 305 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,400 Was that the big up? Yeah, was, yeah, the Snapchat 306 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,800 is, yeah. Oh. 307 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,960 Cringe. I never, I was never a Snapchat 308 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,960 guy really. No, no. 309 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:54,480 I see. I wasn't either as such, but it 310 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:58,160 was a thing and I started doing stories and nobody else in Nuri 311 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,800 because Nuri is the centre of the universe. 312 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,680 Actually do like that jumper. Thank you. 313 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,200 I. No worries, Paul chuckle. 314 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,160 Don't mention that man. It's Paul the Dead 1. 315 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,440 Why is the dead? Why is it looking more Teresa 316 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,240 What? Yeah, yeah. 317 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,920 Teresa, do you know what? The second you said it, I was 318 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,720 like the small. You mean the small one? 319 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,080 You're telling me the small Chuckle brother looks a bit like 320 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,280 Mother Teresa. I agree, lads. 321 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,120 Where do you get that tennis ball? 322 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,240 So Michael's off. Can we play pickleball now? 323 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:40,800 Oh, hey. ATV set com there isn't it? 324 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,320 Oh, you want someone to throw it? 325 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,440 He does I you throw it. No spastic. 326 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:51,200 No fucking kebab kebab marching window. 327 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,520 Left. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but did 328 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:59,520 you ask me Look it up more Teresa. 329 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,160 Second cousins. Yeah, Have you ever, have you 330 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,240 ever been given a celebrity look alike that you didn't like? 331 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,600 Alexander Litvinenko was a big one for me. 332 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,280 Oh. And Granny and Spy. 333 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,320 You got poisoned. There was when he's lying in the 334 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,080 bed. Yeah, yeah. 335 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:20,840 There was, yeah. Well, he Lord Forkwood. 336 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,280 Is that what I I get? That no, I don't know. 337 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,800 I'm just saying. I get out. 338 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,960 Who's that Louise Guzman, we guy with the pug nose, he said. 339 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,200 He's in everything. He's in everything. 340 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,920 Who is he? Louise goes, but you'd know him 341 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,200 if you've seen him. He's a Mexican actor who if you 342 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,880 need a wee funny fat Mexican. You definitely have seen if. 343 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,440 Louise is on the phone. That's your. 344 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,440 Yeah, yeah, I could see it. I don't know. 345 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,440 I don't got sort of fat Ron Weasley. 346 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,000 I suppose the ginger thing is quite obvious. 347 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,440 Me, like I said. No, I'm just trying to. 348 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,920 I'm not. I'm looking for suggestions. 349 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,800 I'm looking for it's. A dangerous game. 350 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,600 I don't want to suggest them. I do. 351 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,440 I get. Nike from recess who? 352 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,680 The fuck is that? I don't know yet. 353 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,040 Google. Glenn Close I get quite a bit. 354 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:16,080 You do get Glenn Close. And Tilda Swinton, any Asian 355 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,080 female actress with short hair I get. 356 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,160 You know, now, in fairness, the same girl who instructed you to 357 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:26,080 call me a master gender can't. Yes, is firmly convinced that I 358 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,200 have big Kieran Bartlett Fabes in my approach. 359 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,600 Approach to what? Telling people to fuck up 360 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,720 consistently and aggressively and getting getting aggressive 361 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,440 over like minor like life infractions. 362 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,600 But your stand ups, not really that aggressive. 363 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,640 You're actually more aggressive off stage than on stage. 100% 364 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,200 that's because there's intimacy involved. 365 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,920 But maybe you could just always pretend you're gagging. 366 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,960 That's ridiculous. Intimacy involved. 367 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,080 No, but like, you know, because you're like, you know, if you 368 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,800 have, if you're on a stage, there's distance and if you're 369 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,040 serving coffee, you're in behind the counter, there's a physical 370 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,320 barrier. You can be like, but if you're 371 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,440 just in a one to one with somebody. 372 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,280 You're like you're a Nuri gig. There was no distance for me. 373 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,920 I loved it. Oh, down. 374 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,280 And yeah, I saw you reposted that video again. 375 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:17,160 Oh. The keys won the the sorry. 376 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,520 Already fell off the stage. That was great. 377 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,400 No, you're not me, right? He fell off it. 378 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,040 He landed out in Bassbrook, Yeah. 379 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:27,480 Yeah, he could have sued. 100% and I had no insurance and I was 380 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,880 down in the back and I was having a bit of track as David 381 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,200 Mead was there that night it was made. 382 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,280 Me, the mind reader should he could have seen it come Yeah, 383 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,000 well should have given our but. He can tell him how to rebuild 384 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,160 his life afterwards. Yeah, you thought telekinesis. 385 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,720 You thought that looked like this, right? 386 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,640 Yeah, like this. Do what you did again. 387 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,120 Looks like you're close to getting cancelled. 388 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,640 I'm doing the reversal, Yeah, me just sitting there like, oh, is 389 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,960 the dog at the cameras now? You said this that was so 390 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,520 disparagingly. Don't trust the dog to operate a 391 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,319 camera, I'll be honest. So yeah, he, he actually, he 392 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:08,520 careered off the stage. And I thought to myself, I was 393 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,119 like, I was chatting away and I could hear this like kerfuffle. 394 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,240 I was like, what's going on? And then I saw him like 395 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,400 clambering his way back up. And I was like, there's so many 396 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,920 things going ahead as we Dome off. 397 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,800 You love Yuri. I'm not actually from Yuri. 398 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,040 Oh yeah. Where you from? 399 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,839 South Korea. South or MA? 400 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,320 But thank you. Thank you. 401 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,200 Why South Korea? Don't know, Just just. 402 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,120 Because I've stately. I'll be honest, when Willie said 403 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,560 about doing a reverse Chinese ICE, in my head I was like South 404 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,400 Korean, but it didn't make sense. 405 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,560 But I've had South Korea in the top of the tongue for a while. 406 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,360 All right, OK, because I do get ripped a wee bit about my my. 407 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,960 Looking like Kim Jong Un. My eyes. 408 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:46,960 Oh. Do you? 409 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,880 Oh, we bet. Yeah, because whenever I'm from 410 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,680 from trend carefully here, lads. Oh no. 411 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,920 No, when you said look, that was like, yeah, yeah. 412 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,720 Smile for me, No, Give me a wee smile. 413 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,640 That's why I don't smile, That's why I'm so aggressive, because I 414 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,200 don't want. Pretend you're impressing the 415 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,080 people in North Korea for someone being racially. 416 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,840 Abused. Yeah, there's, there's a 417 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,240 quality. See in the morning how white 418 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,720 Nuri is. She's the Chinese one. 419 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,640 Yeah, the only ginger ginger Asian lesbian. 420 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,400 What a title. I've just started watching 421 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,240 season 2 squid games, it's great. 422 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,640 Never, never. I. 423 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,480 Love it. Who's your favourite character 424 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,840 in the new one? I've only seen one episode of 425 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,480 the new season all. Right, OK, you've. 426 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,280 But just the main guy. I would love to do something 427 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,280 like that, but if it wasn't as dangerous as it is, yeah, I 428 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,520 think I'd rather do Ninja Warrior. 429 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,200 Suppose. Well, we could do a version of 430 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,200 it where we play games we played as kids. 431 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,280 Yes, we could do Quid games. Yeah, hide from my uncle. 432 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,600 Yeah, I was thinking British food logs like. 433 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:56,720 British Bulldog. British Bulldog Did you never 434 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:01,640 play a British Bulldog? I didn't know the British played 435 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:07,240 British Bulldogs. Is that what you've run over to 436 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,600 like burst through somebody'd hands or some shit? 437 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,800 I think we have Irish Bulldogs. No, we call it Red Rover. 438 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,920 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's, yeah, there's like two 439 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,080 people in the middle, right? And then everyone runs it. 440 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,480 But if you get like caught, you have to join the middle, yeah. 441 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,240 I need to join the British Army if yeah to recruitment Dr 442 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,480 basically. Yeah, that that's exactly how it 443 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,840 worked out in my at my. Part of work What? 444 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,160 What marathon did you do? Belfast, NY. 445 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,000 Oh yeah, I did New York in 2012, the year it was cancelled. 446 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,040 It was cancelled because I was there. 447 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,680 But what do you mean it was cancelled? 448 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,880 I mean, it was cancelled. There was a hurricane in a 449 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,360 Hurricane Sandy 2012. Oh, that's right. 450 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,680 Yeah, and it was like flooding and stuff I got around Staten 451 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:52,480 Island, so people Dave and stuff So, but they didn't cancel it 452 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,640 until the night before. She laughing. 453 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,840 I think we're all you said you've done a marathon. 454 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:05,440 I marathon, yes. Or do you just go for a jog in 455 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:05,720 a? Hurry. 456 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,800 No, but you haven't completed. Did they do? 457 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,960 Did they do 26.2 miles? Did it? 458 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,360 Was it recorded on the night plus up? 459 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,200 Yes it was. Did I get my did I get my medal? 460 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,280 Yes, I did. They still gave out medals, 461 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,080 yeah. So in the midst of a hurricane, 462 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,480 the flood, one guy hung about with medals being like someone 463 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:29,200 might do it and I'll be new. York's a big place, you little 464 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,800 fucker. Didn't answer what I asked so he 465 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,280 still just talk about. Demonic Teresa Manion, don't 466 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,880 make unnecessary dirties unnecessary marathons. 467 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,840 So you got the medal though? Yeah. 468 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,520 Did you get it the day over the job they like? 469 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,160 Got it. Like the next day on the bus 470 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,880 home or the bus home? The Boss. 471 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,160 The Oxford. The South of man you. 472 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,840 Could bossy then don't trust. Don't trust aviation. 473 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,200 That's the most culchy shit I've. 474 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,560 Ever heard this goes to the helicopter? 475 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,240 Flies are wouldn't trust. Yeah, flights are £700 or 476 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,120 there's a £15 night bus. Yeah. 477 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:06,320 Seven months. Oh. 478 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:13,920 I love Belfast anyway, but yeah, so yeah, a couple, couple of 479 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,960 medals, six hours, it was horrible. 480 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,240 Yeah. Fuck, yeah, there. 481 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,480 Because the fireplace finish line, the actual finish line 482 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,320 that was destined for the marathon, that didn't happen, 483 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,200 was already there in place. But it was like, barricaded off, 484 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,840 right? And they took all like, 485 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:34,240 portaloos and all that stuff to the relief effort down in Staten 486 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:38,160 Island, right? So there's me, obviously not the 487 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,800 says they are. No, like I was significantly 488 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,840 later and running about rolling around lobster in Central Park 489 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,640 to equate the 26 miles and eh Barson for a pitch. 490 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,040 Yeah, because there was no, there's nowhere to pitch. 491 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,360 I'm was anyone stop? It yeah, yeah, there was. 492 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:55,200 Why? Do you do that noise? 493 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,840 Well, why do you do that noise? Like show me his teeth just 494 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,440 showing. You know, like. 495 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,360 I'll show. I'm gonna show. 496 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,840 I'll talk. I'll talk to him about it later. 497 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:09,240 I'm gonna show my back, say psych them out. 498 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,600 Won't look at me now. As a horny moment, well, I hope. 499 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,200 More importantly, how do you have a dog and you're scared of 500 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:16,960 dogs? Yeah, it's. 501 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,160 Are you scared of your own dog? Not really, because he's a wee 502 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,680 tiny bichon. Right. 503 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,400 So we small dogs, they don't scare me because even if they 504 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,560 bite me, scolds the across the room like, you know what I mean? 505 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:32,600 And that's first they've bit me. But bigger dogs, it just takes 506 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,200 them to snap and I can't do anything about it. 507 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,280 So they big dogs scare me, you know what I mean? 508 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,960 They do. Because if like, if a German 509 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,000 Shepherd snaps on you, you're fucked. 510 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:50,240 What are you going to do? If he gets his dog, that's his 511 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:57,960 sheep. Is the schizophrenic German 512 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,080 Shepherd comes for you? What are you going to do? 513 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,120 He's going to hit you with this wee Rook thing. 514 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,880 You can't do anything. Is that not what? 515 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:10,000 They're called. Rick is a Rick, not a a bird. 1. 516 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,560 Thing. Is it not called a Rick or a 517 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,920 shepherd in South Korean? Again, is it called a? 518 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,960 Hook that's a Rick shepherds about yes. 519 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,400 Are there still shepherds about I? 520 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,120 Mean. Yeah, they're made. 521 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,640 They're flocked by night. No, you do. 522 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,720 You're a culture. Are shepherds still about 523 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,240 culties never fuck up about the farm the minute you ask them one 524 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,520 thing about a farm. Fuck me. 525 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,040 I've never been on a farm in my life. 526 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,640 Well, you're a culture. And what that's? 527 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,640 That's the definition. Of what? 528 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,560 No, it's not. Yes it is. 529 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,120 What is the definition of a culture then? 530 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,600 No. I've said but I think it is you 531 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,680 tell me what the definition. Well, the definition isn't. 532 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,240 It isn't an opinion. A definition is a fucking is a 533 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,080 concrete. Fact. 534 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,520 Yeah, concrete fact is use fucking love farms and shit. 535 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,880 Yeah, Law Farms. We're quick to call people 536 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,400 anyone not from like one of four towns or cities cultures. 537 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,040 Then cultures have a different barometer for what a culture is 538 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,480 like. See Connor Keys Keisy. 539 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,880 Keisy is the strictest man for what a culture is, right? 540 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,560 You call anyone from like outside Omar culture. 541 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,120 He's like he's a Tony. He lives in a park and then they 542 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,880 show you a park and it's 8 houses with nothing around it in 543 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,000 the middle of nowhere. He's like look at this urban 544 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,720 Tony. I'm like this also is an urban 545 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,920 culture. So would you. 546 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,800 All right, so you've never been on a farm? 547 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,880 I've been on a farm against my will and I've been like. 548 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,320 What was this scenario? A hostage situation. 549 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:38,640 No, no, because like obviously I had I because I am a culture and 550 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,480 that I live in a rural area, but it doesn't mean that I engage in 551 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,160 rural activities such as farming or the. 552 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,560 What rural what rural activities do you think the rise a rural 553 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,280 activity? Right. 554 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,840 OK, so I went to school. With these outdoor enthusiasts. 555 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:56,400 Yeah, of course there's a bit, there's a lovely bit of graffiti 556 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,120 and you're at the minute on the side of one of the banks, right? 557 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:07,520 And it just says join the IRA. I'm like, actually you mentioned 558 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,680 it's not like up the road, it's like join. 559 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,000 Yeah, there was a great one we. Have dental? 560 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,960 There was a great one down the far side of Hollywood. 561 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,400 You know the way they like they always, they obviously send some 562 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,200 guy out to do it. But like the guy they got must 563 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,080 have been busy because round Remembrance Day somebody rode 564 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,640 Les. We forget Ellias. 565 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,760 Nicklaus batters me. Well, just look like Yeah, guy 566 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,000 called Les. Yeah, I thought something. 567 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,880 Comma we forget. But it but it sounded nice 568 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,680 because it was almost like whatever he's done wrong, 569 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,800 they've forgiven him. Yeah. 570 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,920 We'll forget. I think my favourite is the 571 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,200 eternal touts. Need Shoot is my favourite. 572 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,680 At the bottom of the falls, but I used to walk that way for 573 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,680 tech. RIP Nana Moon, she died in 574 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,080 EastEnders. That's that's that's of its 575 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,160 time. The rag that's maybe she just 576 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,040 didn't join. Exactly, Yeah. 577 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,760 Like someones dads doing that graffiti, you know what I mean? 578 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,840 Like that's like someone dies out there doing that. 579 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,920 Doctor, I love that graffiti because also sometimes it's, you 580 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,760 know, a paramilitary announcement and other times 581 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,520 just gossip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 582 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,520 Johnny, Chris, he's a smelly bastard. 583 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,920 Yeah. And you're I got needed to be on 584 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,720 a wall. Yeah. 585 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,240 Or the worst fate could be is just your name is a pedo. 586 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,960 Yeah, on a wall. Or does fire sticks you know 587 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,960 Peter wants Probably worse. Not according to the police. 588 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,120 The justice system. Yeah, you can pick gaol for one 589 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,480 of them. And weirdly, it's not the people 590 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,680 Fire Stick. I love their like it was like a 591 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,920 meme or something going around just like Hugh Edwards got spare 592 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,040 gaol and they were like, meanwhile my uncle's going to 593 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,000 gaol for streaming Ipswich versus Bournemouth. 594 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,880 Do you remember that? What do you mean? 595 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,040 Do you remember the photo of him going about when all like all 596 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,360 the scandal came? Out. 597 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,920 So weird to be dressed top half and nothing on the bottom. 598 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,720 Because he's like turning around. 599 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,560 Yeah, like someone on the web cameras went. 600 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,240 It was like Butler on the top, business on the bottom. 601 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,600 I don't think Butler is a top. I don't think he did. 602 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,560 I'd say he's a reluctant bottom. What a new show is going to be 603 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,880 called Aaron Bottom. Start, start out, start at the 604 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,160 bottom. The reluctant bottom. 605 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,600 But I love we that photo key Edwards because he's not being 606 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,000 like sexy and confident with it. He's almost been like, that's my 607 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,280 wee yes, my wee bummer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 608 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:39,200 Oh God, we hue like God love. GAIL and Newry's great Newry was 609 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,760 one of the 1st place to outside Belfast. 610 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,080 I would have gigged in regularly belt Belfast. 611 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,280 Newry and Dairy with it like that used to be like nearly the 612 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,400 only spots to gig. And there was that place that 613 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,440 changed names a million times, amplified. 614 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,680 It's like 4 floors. Yeah, we were there all the time 615 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,240 and it was just always a different name. 616 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,720 Yeah, yeah. What's the restaurant? 617 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,560 Was it Brass Monkey? Is that in there? 618 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:02,280 The restaurant, there's multiple restaurants. 3 Bellinis. 619 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,760 Bellinis, where else have I gigged? 620 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,960 Your place, The bank, the the town hall. 621 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,600 The end. People were always trying, you 622 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,880 know, it was Darren. Darren was always. 623 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,080 Good to turn, Hall, Nuri. Years ago, years ago, years ago, 624 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,600 right? So did you it? 625 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,320 Was great, really really fun gig and Nuri is one of my favourite 626 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,720 places to deer club. Nuri. 627 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:30,080 He says this him and our. Butler does my lumps and he says 628 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:30,960 new. What's wrong? 629 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,400 Nuri. The reluctant Nuri. 630 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,920 What's wrong with that? That's not how you see it, did 631 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,680 you? Ever play British Bulldogs in 632 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,560 Newry? Why are you doing that? 633 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,280 Borderline racist, actually. Because I'm trying to French. 634 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,320 This is me, child, a French accent. 635 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:51,240 British bulldog. I like I like you're sort of 636 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,760 getting in the stand up now because you would you you MC do 637 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,720 you put when it was in your. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I did. 638 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,160 I don't even know why or how. I think it was just one of them 639 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,520 things because Darren was sort of was the sort of, he was the 640 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,560 MC, Yeah. And then I don't know whether he 641 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,040 maybe couldn't do it or something like that. 642 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,600 Or invariably I would get drunk and I'd be like, I didn't throw 643 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,760 you on and then I'd end up just berating people or whatever. 644 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,600 And then the I think there was one time where he couldn't see 645 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:26,040 he'd got a, an infinitely better paid gig somewhere and yeah, I 646 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,520 was like, try to give it a go or whatever. 647 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,120 You always do great though, like every time I've seen you on you 648 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,640 fucking kill. But that's a home thing. 649 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,120 You're playing a home match there. 650 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:39,520 So like, if I always used to say, like if if I was gagging in 651 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,720 my own place, I got to have to tell constant Marilyn McCallum 652 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,520 jokes for people to go. Now come on. 653 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,160 Oh, you mean like you get away with? 654 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,400 I get away with it because Jesus. 655 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:56,080 Christ, Madeline, power cries, compels you. 656 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,920 No, no. I touched you there, a big thing 657 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,320 for me. You feel all right, so you know 658 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,360 it didn't hurt you. All right, So you can open up to 659 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,200 me, Leon. But you don't. 660 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,680 Get in touch either he don't like get in touch. 661 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,920 I'm very guarded. Yeah, if someone is in need of a 662 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,560 hug, like if someone's like, you know, oh, you know, and you're 663 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,120 like. What if a cousin died? 664 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,520 What? What if you just find out a 665 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,360 cousin that I'm trying to find out? 666 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,240 That's not close. That's not close enough for a 667 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,120 hug. I If they're dead, I can't hug 668 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,280 them. No. 669 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,880 If it was me and I just find that out, would you give me a 670 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,760 hug? No, it's not devastating enough, 671 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,640 Cousins. Not close enough? 672 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:37,520 Depends. How? 673 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,360 I don't know if you were, if you were visibly distressed. 674 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,520 Oh. Just fine, I'm going to lose a 675 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,080 leg Oh, it doesn't matter what it is it's just if you're. 676 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,480 Visible. Yeah, if someone is like 677 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:50,520 viscerally, you know, like sad and I will hug them so well, 678 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,480 I'll put all their broken pieces back together again. 679 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,600 But please give. Do you see? 680 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,200 Do you see? This they don't think that won't 681 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,120 fix me. Do you see this bullshit? 682 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,120 Sorry, bullshit. We've just found another 683 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,720 celebrity look like by the. Way. 684 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,960 Oh, that's cruel. My friend never says he's an 685 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,760 egg. Yeah. 686 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,760 Yeah, I know. Yeah. 687 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,560 But if it's just like recreational huggery, I'm like 688 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,000 fuck off and you. Sounded so pains later 689 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:22,280 recreational hugger what? Do you hug Paisley? 690 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,320 Not well, Junior. I have, Yeah. 691 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,320 Wait, she fucking sound as fuck. I don't agree with him 692 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,200 politically, I'd say as a lad. Banter, Mercury. 693 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,520 Banter, Yeah. I would go on the pints with 694 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,640 them. Probably end up the Maldives. 695 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,120 You know what he's like. You've hugged them though. 696 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,320 Can we get more info on that? We. 697 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:45,040 Were at the me and Dave were at the RTS awards right for we got 698 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,120 nominated for something for William of Orangeville and he 699 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,560 was at it and he was just talking away to him and said we 700 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,600 got a wee photo like. That's not a hug. 701 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,320 That's that's. That's a man hug. 702 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,200 That's as much, that's as much as I'm willing to hug. 703 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,920 Sorry. Then fucking scissor. 704 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,200 I'm on the dance floor. I can put my arm around him. 705 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,400 Wow. You know, like that's a lot for 706 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,240 me, so I think I'm fucking a reach around the car. 707 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,000 Park, but is that something? You'd be open to I'm guarded, 708 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,560 I'm guarded. Me M von Morrison, let's make 709 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,200 that, says. When you say buggery was illegal 710 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,200 just between same sexes. I don't. 711 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,040 Or as an act. As an act. 712 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,440 I think the act was, it was banned as an act, but it was 713 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,640 really for the gays. It was it. 714 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,960 Was banned but you can do it to the wife. 715 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,440 Yeah, yeah. So it was like. 716 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,000 One rule for one I. I don't know, we'll have to look 717 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,920 it up, but I think it was boggery was illegal, but the aim 718 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,880 of that was just two men can't get together. 719 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,560 Right. But what if they were just, you 720 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,360 know. That's a some. 721 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,280 That's assuming that they want to go straight in. 722 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,160 Maybe they just want to starter. They just want to be, you know? 723 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,800 I don't, yeah. I don't know if there is law 724 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,560 against suckery. I think they would have included 725 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,760 the small print because you know those guys would be looking for 726 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,920 loopholes like in more ways than one. 727 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,560 Very time. Pulling the wall to ask. 728 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,160 What? Bugger this conversation is it? 729 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,720 No, why? You mean homophobic? 730 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,160 I am. I have internalised homophobia. 731 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,640 Really. Someone, someone asked us a 732 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,280 question the other day. Do you think there's gay people 733 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,920 that hear Pride? And there must be, yeah. 734 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,560 I don't hear pride. I don't subscribe to it, right? 735 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,080 I don't think there's nothing to be proud of. 736 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,360 Really. Yeah. 737 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,200 Fuck you, our culture. What do you mean there's? 738 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,840 So why do you not like it? Is a personal thing and I think 739 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,360 there's a place for it and all the rest, but I don't 740 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,840 particularly subscribe because I am a culture and pride is 741 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,320 inherently. For the idea of being proud of 742 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,760 anything. Anything right you know, And as 743 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,200 to my mind, let's get. Bombed. 744 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,760 Yeah. You're on the New York Marathon, 745 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,040 you get the medals and we're like, well done. 746 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,360 You're like, don't you fuck ever. 747 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,080 Say that. I've done we often ball on 24 748 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,120 miles. I'm going to fuck. 749 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,600 Apparently no record of it. Fair enough, it's actually 2622. 750 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,480 Don't know how long you didn't officially complete. 751 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,720 About right. OK, fair enough. 752 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,880 He's my for a dander. And daddy, I went for a dander. 753 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,040 I trained for fucking two years and stopped eating so that I 754 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,520 could go for a fucking dander around Central Park. 755 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,639 So you would you not go to pride if? 756 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:18,000 My point is you don't like you have no choice in being gay. 757 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,000 I don't think no, you're either gay or not. 758 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,719 So I don't say I have no choice in being white and Asian and 759 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,360 ginger either. So I'm not going to be proud of 760 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,800 that. I'm proud of myself for for 761 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,920 saying it and being like an owner of my truth. 762 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,280 Be proud of that, but proud for just like a dude. 763 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,320 OK, yeah, I mean, I will say there's a big difference, and I 764 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,719 don't know how to describe it, between gay pride and white 765 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,320 pride. I don't know where the line is. 766 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,000 Whatever. Yeah, it's an accident. 767 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 You're not burning a big dildo in someone's garden with gay 768 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,679 pride. No, why would you ever burn a 769 00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:53,639 jello? Fun. 770 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,080 Yeah. Like they live dangerously, 771 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,080 Yeah. I was going to say, there's less 772 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,320 hoods involved, but you're a lesbian. 773 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:07,000 There's plenty of them. Plates but for white pride Ku 774 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:11,960 Klux Khan clip clan if you're going to combine I feel. 775 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,920 Like this is not real and the message that I received 776 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,280 yesterday was just fictional and I'm sure. 777 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,440 You're going to bring bonds. I didn't bring any bonds because 778 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,040 I thought to what? Fuck him, I I brought Mark 779 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,360 McCartney bonds, right? But that's because. 780 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,440 You brought him bonds or there's. 781 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,600 You brought us a signature line of Mark McCartney. 782 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,360 I love that. That will be, yeah. 783 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,160 If that's something he went into, I wouldn't be totally 784 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,720 shocked, shocked by. He's that he'd be our Mr. 785 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,760 Kennedy line of bonds. He would. 786 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,560 He'd be the. What would be the quintessential 787 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,280 Mark McCartney Bond? Just a plain scone, Anything 788 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,680 else is fancy city boys. I give 15 with no no coconut. 789 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,080 Or cherries. Yeah, or, or the fleet, yeah. 790 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,160 So it'd just be a load of digestive. 791 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,440 Moshi that. Would be so McCartney, yeah. 792 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,520 Hasn't even cooked. It just. 793 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,440 A broken digestive. I like, I like McCartney. 794 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,560 We're, we're big. We're big. 795 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,400 We all do. We all do compliment. 796 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,680 Yeah, we have an energy. What is that energy section? 797 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,080 Hmm. Both. 798 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,160 It's like you know that Dev Albertson with love and he had 799 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,720 collide right? That's what we would raid to on 800 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:26,160 our wedding, Nate. I see don't wing at me. 801 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,240 I'm not getting involved. Why? 802 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,200 Not get involved in this culture. 803 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,760 Lesbian marriage. I disagree with it. 804 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,760 Do you know what? If there ever was a lesbian 805 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,040 poster child, it's Mccarney. Yeah. 806 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,760 He'd not like on him The last name song. 807 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,800 Loves a checked shirt. Functional anorak and a pair of 808 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,880 bootcut jeans. Yeah, you know what? 809 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,160 I. Mean that is a good Venn diagram 810 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,080 of lesbians and cultures both love denim. 811 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,080 Oh well, people love denim. It's kind of a. 812 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,600 More of a lighter denim. Yeah, yeah, In the 80s that was 813 00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:00,000 the case. I've ever been on the 80s. 2020 814 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,400 4 Called to get some new clothes. 815 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,000 I am used to have a bit of standard, but when when they 816 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,560 said all that was illegal, like, you know, when being gay was 817 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,120 illegal, like I'd love to know how that was placed. 818 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,560 So to horny placement peering into operations. 819 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,960 Yeah, they were just hiding in fucking public toilets, Yeah. 820 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,520 Buggery was made illegal in the United Kingdom under the Buggery 821 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,320 Act of 1533. That's. 822 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,640 Funny enough to say under the 1333. 823 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,360 Was passed by Henry the Eighth, and the punishment for buggery 824 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,560 was hanging. What a hypocritical bastard. 825 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,560 I'll shagger Henry the. 8th. You're like the fucking turn the 826 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,120 17 year old and I'm not allowed to. 827 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,720 We don't a. Bugger it, do anybody up their 828 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,200 own? Big fucking gaudy brain damage. 829 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,640 Henry the Eighth. Hold on. 830 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,280 What's your beef for Henry the Eighth? 831 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,040 I'm not like the shag people. That's right. 832 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,280 He loved the joist. He can do it now. 833 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,160 Hold on, hold on. I'm going to lecture you guys 834 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,040 and morally how to live. Let me cut this woman's head 835 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,320 off. Stop all that bomb stuff. 836 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,040 Yeah. You guys are simple. 837 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,120 She can't give me a song. Throw her off the tar. 838 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,560 You guys need to listen to God because I hear him in my head 839 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,480 all the fucking time. It's big Fathead. 840 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,120 Yeah, it's a one of the worst guys. 841 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:15,360 Didn't he explode in his coffin like his body when they put it 842 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,880 in the coffin just like because he was so fucking big 843 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,000 homophobic? Probably not. 844 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,840 Well, he probably didn't explode like his. 845 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:22,960 Fat. I don't know. 846 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,240 I heard he exploded. Well, if you've heard if you've 847 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,880 heard these mediaeval whispers. Was that a bit of graffiti 848 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,520 somewhere? How do? 849 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,600 You say that. Not just It was decriminalised 850 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:44,000 in 1967 private homosexual acts between men over the age of 21. 851 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:51,640 Private homosexual acts, Umm. Actually, in 1967 that. 852 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,840 Late. Yeah, what? 853 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,320 Sure was like. Hey, 1968 would have been a fun 854 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,360 year for a lot of people, big time. 855 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,280 Public. So we're here. 856 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,840 Have you? What's been the best game you've 857 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,200 done so far? Since Sure didn't stand up. 858 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,480 What's been the worst one? Sorry, no, there's one more 859 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,440 question I have. Right. 860 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,000 So it was illegal, right? Buggery was illegal up until 861 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,040 1967. So these men. 862 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,040 Did remove the death penalty earlier, but still. 863 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,800 You still got gaoled. Yeah, and the punishment for 864 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,080 getting rid of the bomb? It was to lock you in a room 865 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,520 with other men who had read each other up the bomb. 866 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,080 Pretty much. Fair. 867 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,440 Enough. I just got me. 868 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,960 You've seen that, that that guy he was is in America somewhere 869 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:42,760 That was or he was saying that I know Ahmed Ali that was shagging 870 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,040 an inmate. He was a prison officer shagging 871 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,520 an inmate and then he got sentenced to 15 months in 872 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,400 prison. Was a woman. 873 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,400 Yeah, it was Wandsworth present, was it? 874 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,680 Yeah. Oh, that's a recent one. 875 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,320 Yeah. Yeah, saw that. 876 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,280 Hey, love. Watch that you're still not over 877 00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:58,920 the bug or. Anything. 878 00:39:58,920 --> 00:39:59,280 Are you? No. 879 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,560 No, no, stop video you mentioned I've seen it. 880 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,960 Yeah, it was on the Twitter quite a lot. 881 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,600 Yeah, because I looked for it. It's weird though, because 882 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,120 they're not in his mates, just in the corner smoking a spliff. 883 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,680 Be like, this is class. It's really like the old time. 884 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,400 He's like, yeah, you're really giving it a good go there and 885 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,920 I'm like, can you fuck up? I haven't. 886 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,040 Seen this video? I just read the article. 887 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,800 Well, he's a well, he's if you, if you will. 888 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,360 He's seen it. You've taken more nails and 889 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,600 boots. I didn't see the movie, I read 890 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,480 the book. You. 891 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:39,360 Drop your vape there. But I don't know, I enjoyed, 892 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,320 I've enjoyed dailies. Oh yeah, I did it. 893 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,880 I've done it. I've only a couple of times. 894 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,360 The last one was a wee like a wee Brucey bonus because per 895 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:53,840 Teresa, Livingston was sick and a corner keys needed somebody to 896 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,280 fill in and it was it was literally like the day before. 897 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,280 So I just went down like I was like, fuck, you know, whatever. 898 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,800 And it it just went really well. So I was quite happy with that. 899 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,120 But yeah, I don't know, just doing even more. 900 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,760 And I did enjoy Alvarez as well, although I was fully shitting 901 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,160 myself. Do you know how I knew you were 902 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,960 really nervous? Why was it being nice? 903 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,920 Because you're really silent before it. 904 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,680 Like just dead. Like dead dead. 905 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,840 Like, courteously. Dead normal. 906 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,480 What's that all? About. 907 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,760 I mean, you knew why you were there. 908 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,720 You didn't ask. Didn't drop any counts. 909 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,640 Like, it was so weird because I was getting ready. 910 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,560 I was like walking up, like I was walking to a rap battle when 911 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,360 I saw you in the alleyway. And then you were like, hello. 912 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,880 Hi, Shane. Good Morrow, good Sir. 913 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,600 What's wrong with you? Was that the Wednesday to the 914 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,320 Thursday? Can't remember. 915 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,000 I don't know. I can't remember either. 916 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,760 But yeah, we're that was the first night. 917 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,320 It was the first night. We're talking about cannibals 918 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,600 just before this on unrelated and I just don't know me that I 919 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,320 don't know whether you seem like the guy who would do it or the 920 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,280 guy who would offer to beat me. You could be either of. 921 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,880 Those you think you need to give context. 922 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,800 I don't like being hugged. You're not fucking eating me. 923 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:02,200 I like I'd eat someone though. Yeah, I would. 924 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,640 I would eat someone. What's that? 925 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,640 Yeah. Yeah, where would you eat? 926 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,880 Like what would be the? Ribs. 927 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,520 The ribs. Really. 928 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,720 Yeah. Their. 929 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:14,160 Whole their cheeks, because I wouldn't eat that of any animal. 930 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,240 I'm not going to like butchers and man like, you know, you got 931 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,280 the arse like. Also, well, he's never eaten, 932 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,280 not on. The grill for 25 minutes. 933 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,720 I'm not being like love. Get yourself ready for bed. 934 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:28,880 There's a pot boil in there. Go fucking sit in it, gentlemen. 935 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,920 If I was going to eat someone, consume them, it would be the 936 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,840 ribs, right? I guess to barbaric. 937 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,920 You're eating a human, Yeah. Yeah, you can't. 938 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,000 Have moral standards here. Yeah, but yeah, I'm like Henry 939 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,560 the Eighth. Hey, get that Lube way. 940 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:47,240 You think? I'd probably go more like more 941 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,240 like thigh. Be juicy. 942 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,520 More, more calf, you know, to get me. 943 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,120 I think that's more entry level. But you're going, you're talking 944 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,800 about going straight in. Yeah, ribs. 945 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,360 Ribs are the nicest part of any animal. 946 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,480 They're fucking lover. Yeah, we're talking about the 947 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,000 guy who had the cock before this. 948 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,520 Thigh. Boiling. 949 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,760 Did they boiling? Afraid, afraid. 950 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,960 It was nice with salt, pepper, garlic and eh lemon. 951 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,560 So that's nice. Real. 952 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,720 Is that still Costco? Isn't it need to make cockle 953 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,120 van? Ah. 954 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,920 I would do that just for the pump that's fully and it 955 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,440 bleeding that's fully. Yeah, but that's, yeah, that's 956 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,080 going to be chewy anyway. You know, I don't see that as a 957 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:28,520 yeah, just the way it is. It has to be chewy like and not 958 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,000 in a nice way. By the way, I think too chewy. 959 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,080 Hawk. Yeah. 960 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,320 Do you want me? I'll take your word for. 961 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,960 It yeah. So it might be different to 962 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,480 yours too. You have more more admin with 963 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:38,880 yours. What? 964 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,920 Do you mean more admin? You have to peel it. 965 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,520 Yeah, you would, yeah. I'm pre peeled. 966 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,240 I'm pre. Peeled. 967 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,480 Yeah, we're have like a wee Kiwi Dick. 968 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:52,520 Yeah, we furry. Yeah, a mind more like a like a 969 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,040 baby more. Jesus Christ, would you 970 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,720 skinless. Would you eat tits someone if 971 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,480 someone? I love the idea that this first 972 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,560 time you met a lesbian, you're like, so like, would you, is 973 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,400 that something you'd be into? Like me too, yeah. 974 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,840 So like, if you go on to like LinkedIn or whatever and 975 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,400 someone's like, eat my boobies, would you? 976 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:18,400 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm still reeling from 977 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,960 the cock conversation. Yeah. 978 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,960 That's why I said baby just trying to bring in. 979 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,920 See when you know that happened in Germany, it makes it less 980 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,280 weird. 3 year old what the fact that happened in Germany you're 981 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,000 like Oh yeah yeah, like you you accept that more yeah. 982 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,480 Like that feels like something may be up to. 983 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,800 Either weird, the Germans. Yeah, they're weird. 984 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,280 Can I just go with that field here for you? 985 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,840 Yeah, just when we're talking about this is our time, we've 986 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,840 been scared of dogs. We're also mechanibilism and 987 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,640 weird shit. You know, that there was, you 988 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:53,640 know, as a case in Ireland in 2008 where a lady was in the 989 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,840 company of a gentleman and then the gentleman was like, do you 990 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,480 want to raid my dog? And she did. 991 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:04,720 And then she did. She went into anaphylactic shock 992 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,200 because of the dog. What kind of dog was it? 993 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,840 Annunciation. He's seen the video. 994 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,400 It was a Shih Tzu. Willy on Twitter here. 995 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,120 Hey, Janine. I remember her. 996 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,800 When did this happen? Yeah, but she died. 997 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:19,680 And. Yeah. 998 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:24,040 And sounds like she's gone into that night was like down for 999 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,480 whatever, but. Apparently, you see, it's a it's 1000 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,360 a news article. Do they read articles and don't 1001 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,880 watch videos? Yeah, because I'm an adult. 1002 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,360 Yeah, it was. It was a. 1003 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,080 Sorry, I'm sophisticated. This woman bucked the dog and 1004 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,000 died. We glasses on. 1005 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,680 Yeah. Ridden dog. 1006 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,800 My goodness, next time see you in the alleyway. 1007 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,600 They're like shame. Come here and read this. 1008 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,720 This is transfer. You there boy? 1009 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:52,840 Have you heard the news? Woman rimmed a Shih Tzu. 1010 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:58,160 What animal? Like say I say I say, you heard 1011 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,560 I've been caught. Having sex with an animal won't 1012 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,640 be the first thing you will like. 1013 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,480 You bucket a ferret, a ferret could see him bucket a ferret 1014 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,640 like a loads of them too. He just lies in the bed like 1015 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:15,320 going himself up just let's the ferrets have a ferret and he 1016 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,480 worries like fair coach. Also he can be like king ferret 1017 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,160 like. Mr. Burns and yeah, yeah, yeah. 1018 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,920 See my vest? He's let's the ferrets talk. 1019 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:24,400 I can. See that? 1020 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,160 Wow, what would you buck if you had a buck? 1021 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,880 An animal. Fuck a buck plant. 1022 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,040 Probably something that's close to a human if you had to. 1023 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,840 A monkey. Yeah, yeah, you're like a chimp. 1024 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,480 A bubbles. I could say that. 1025 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,880 Yes. Yeah, I could say that for sure. 1026 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,560 I could say they're like this man bucked the chip, they go to 1027 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,560 your house and like arrest the chimp. 1028 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,960 Not 100% sure what you use which you know like. 1029 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,320 This is a family name. You've got an orangutan or 1030 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,840 Louise Guzman. It's one of them. 1031 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,040 Every time you say Louise Guzman I I get confused and think it's 1032 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:05,080 Louise Woodward who was the British nanny who shook a child 1033 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,520 to death allegedly in in America in 1994 or something. 1034 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,680 Maybe they could make a movie that Louise Guzman could Blair. 1035 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,960 I get that in the Dingle lady. Confused quite a bit, yeah. 1036 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,960 That story makes me sad though because the dingo did actually 1037 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,640 eat her baby like and everyone. No one believed that. 1038 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,880 Turns out the dingo did. Yeah, these things happen. 1039 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,960 I mean, they don't. Yeah. 1040 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:27,760 Yeah. What about you? 1041 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,280 Shit to stone my baby. So how did the woman die? 1042 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,320 Like she died immediately. Orthelactic shock, presumably. 1043 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,600 What is that? When I look, if you like, if you 1044 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,160 eat it, if you're allergic to nuts or something. 1045 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,560 Oh. She was, apparently but. 1046 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,800 She's allergic to dog deck to. Dog nuts. 1047 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,680 Don't be opening a dog deck in this plane here. 1048 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:52,440 But in don't don't bring that into school. 1049 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,480 I'm not. Allowed to bring my some stupid 1050 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,840 bitch. It's an allergy. 1051 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,920 I'm reagent. And I'm sorry, is there dog cock 1052 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,960 in this? I knew I tasted that. 1053 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:12,280 I knew. Oh, how everyone again. 1054 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,760 I have one, I pay for it, but I have one I know it shouldn't. 1055 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:19,400 Don't be opening your talks. You're an EpiPen all the time. 1056 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,920 The Petra wee dog. So she was allergic to it. 1057 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,120 Well, obviously she fucking died. 1058 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,840 Where was this just? Never know, do you? 1059 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,680 Where was it, Limerick? Limerick again. 1060 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,480 That feels like that fits, you know what I mean? 1061 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,600 I'm like, I get that. Yeah, but the article was like 1062 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,920 the news, you know, report of like the inquest. 1063 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,240 Yes. So this woman had like children, 1064 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,600 the adult children who were attending inquest, like I was 1065 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,680 like, like imagine you going on a date with one of them girls. 1066 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:54,960 Like yes. It was telling me about 1067 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,760 yourself. Our mommy passed away recently. 1068 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,880 Oh, your mommy passed away. What happened? 1069 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,840 Well. She met a guy. 1070 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,760 Now that you mention it, just Google out there. 1071 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:12,440 My mom. The dog buried her too, dead 1072 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,520 Hamlet. I think the dog was actually put 1073 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,360 down. Why? 1074 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,440 For being horny. I'm. 1075 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:25,280 Sorry, probably honest way of. Getting put down. 1076 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,840 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I've urges. 1077 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,360 I'm sorry if it's offered up where. 1078 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,520 Is where is Ollie by the way? I'm sorry, that's good how it 1079 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,280 is. Why would you put the dog down 1080 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,040 for that? That sly it is. 1081 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,000 Because not like he's, I didn't do it. 1082 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,680 It's not like the dog. It's not like the dog 1083 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,200 instigated, maybe dead. It's like woof woof. 1084 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,880 Yeah, dogs been banned or drinks maybe he. 1085 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,560 Maybe he he groomed her. Does the Jaegers in a weed dish 1086 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,080 get? It me and my owner, me and my 1087 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:55,920 owner. Like your vibe? 1088 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,920 Yeah, we saw you from across the park. 1089 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,920 Dog dog being like so that ball over her. 1090 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,200 I've never been propositioned. By a dog. 1091 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:12,000 By a dog or or like a couple. That's very common, somebody. 1092 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,680 It's very common not to be propositioned by no. 1093 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,320 It's very common to be, you know, to be out and like, well, 1094 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,360 sometimes I wear the wrong shirt and you tell me it gives it has 1095 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,400 the vibe of me and my wife. Like your vibe? 1096 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,640 It's sometimes you wear shirts with too many buttons down. 1097 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,840 That's the one and that's the there's that's the one. 1098 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,680 There's one where you're and all the time enjoy my night. 1099 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,680 And then there's another button down where you're like, I'm 1100 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,280 really enjoying my night. Do you do? 1101 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,400 You I wouldn't say overlay, I wouldn't say overly. 1102 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,320 He hurry chest. Pick Yeah, yeah, sexy cunt. 1103 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,040 But he sometimes thinks that it's too much. 1104 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,600 It is. There's sometimes it's. 1105 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,240 Given out that I. Haven't even seen it, I know it 1106 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,520 is. Have you been propositioned by a 1107 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,120 couple before? No, no. 1108 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,880 No, what am I getting? All me and my wife love Jane. 1109 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,240 Yes, ma'am, it's Louise Guzman again. 1110 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,680 We love Jane. The hateful age. 1111 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,040 You want to fucking jump in here? 1112 00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,720 Absolutely not. Yeah. 1113 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,080 Have I? No, no, I haven't. 1114 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:06,560 When you were in the Snapchat pump, we getting any mess? 1115 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,040 Any mess? What pump? 1116 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,040 Like the peak era. All right, OK, were you getting 1117 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,600 like message because isn't really a hard place to date, you 1118 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,240 know what I mean? So you live in Belfast A lot 1119 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,240 more people. People know each other less. 1120 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,240 Somewhere like Newry, everyone knows each. 1121 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,520 Other all over your home in Belfast as if it's like actual 1122 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:24,920 fucking following Manhattan like. 1123 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,120 Some Manhattan in the north. I've always said that. 1124 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,680 She would know she ran round. If you probably go for an 1125 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,560 unofficial marathon. Is it a hard case date? 1126 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:40,480 I it is. Well, I've never had any like, 1127 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,840 you know. Like ads in the paper, Kind of. 1128 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:47,320 Yeah, the new reporter yeah wanted woman and it's at the end 1129 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,680 and. Would you always date people 1130 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,000 only from the area or do you go further afield? 1131 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,960 Where would you date people from? 1132 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,080 Keep a kind of look what? The Is there a town? 1133 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,880 Is there like a rival town or area? 1134 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,000 A rival to want to go in and raid their women. 1135 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,440 Yeah, yeah. For Vadnais and she'll be. 1136 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,000 General Romeo and Juliet, that shit. 1137 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,960 Yeah, no. You look up after an island 1138 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:12,040 like. Like that is lad, that is 1139 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,600 absolutely what you just did. There was pure tech talk. 1140 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,480 Lesbian core. That's here. 1141 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,680 Have you? Yeah. 1142 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,080 Look at the maroosh kebab. Yeah, are you not? 1143 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,040 She wasn't a lesbian, she was just fucking really. 1144 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,040 I know what was going on there. Have you never seen the tech 1145 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,400 talk lesbian sort of thing? No, no, that's it's a thing, 1146 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,160 right? It's like. 1147 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,720 You're all of them. Like these ladies on Tech Talk 1148 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:45,560 make me look like Mary Poppins. Like I'm sure you actually not 1149 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,920 fucker Bartlett. Mickey has. 1150 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,240 It was a slag in his official title. 1151 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,400 Yeah, because obviously I would never say anything but Karen 1152 00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:00,000 Bartlett because that's who I am to be right in everything. 1153 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,280 But yeah, because Maggie Bartlett slagged me. 1154 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,960 Follow on on a podcast one time, perhaps would get us. 1155 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:10,360 I'm not sure that Leon Mccoo, he was just like a specially a spod 1156 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:14,240 carrying botched lesbian who just says, well, a lot of 1157 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,880 people. I have never carried a bag of 1158 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:21,920 sports, But you know, these girls are like their proper 1159 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:26,120 dude, Like they're, you know, and the, they're biting their 1160 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,120 lips all, all the time, looking at the camera and lip syncing to 1161 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,720 Céline Dion songs. There's one in Scotland. 1162 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,160 I know who you mean. She always sings. 1163 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,280 They're like Rihanna, all right, and she looks like Bubba Ray 1164 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,680 Dudley, like like she's a fucking unit for a plater. 1165 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,200 But even the ones, even the ones that aren't units like, you 1166 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,040 know, there's these like, and it's, it's very, yeah, they look 1167 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,080 like you. Yeah, I haven't. 1168 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,280 Do you know? Once told me I looked 1169 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,800 androgynous. You do? 1170 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,160 Yeah, I thought was the day you learned the word. 1171 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,520 Androgynous. That's just another way to say 1172 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,880 your fruit. Call me a fruit. 1173 00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,000 Yeah, well, it's just a way to say you look like a fruit. 1174 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,600 You know, no, no. Back in the day, this is a term 1175 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,840 that's been lost to time. You'd be a space boy. 1176 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:10,080 I no, no. No, you're a wee bit of a 1177 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,040 Spicer. Space boys would have more like 1178 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,560 earrings, and I'm not a space boy. 1179 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,560 We are. We're not not. 1180 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:17,880 That's fine. You're allowed to be a space. 1181 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,240 Boy, I'm more NAF dad than space boy. 1182 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,360 No, you're not. More No, you're not. 1183 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,680 Look at the. Dear Valley, it's like kind of 1184 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:24,800 NAF. Dad, you're not. 1185 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,840 What's easier Fate. 11-12 ones, 11 more 12. 1186 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,840 I'm not a space boy. You are. 1187 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,360 No, you are. I'm not. 1188 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,560 Not like a poppy guy. Space bag like. 1189 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:41,040 What makes me a space boy? That what you just did. 1190 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,120 That makes me a space. What makes me a space? 1191 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,520 But you're always colour coordinated. 1192 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,280 OK. Always worried about his heart, 1193 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,800 always see if he walks any reflective surface. 1194 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,040 That's fine. I'm not going to say you're 1195 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,240 allowed to be that. You care about how you look, and 1196 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,440 that's fine. That's good. 1197 00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,040 Oh, so that's my crime. I care. 1198 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,440 There's no active Spicer. It's not illegal. 1199 00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,400 Salmon and features. Yeah, you know you have, you 1200 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,400 have good scan and all. You know, you look like you buff 1201 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,880 yourself before you come out of the house. 1202 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,640 I moisturise. Spicer. 1203 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,880 Yeah, Spicer. They actually, like you, follow 1204 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,800 my. Trace, I don't, I wouldn't say a 1205 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,640 full on moisturise when I got to come out of the shower, 1206 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,520 moisturise my face. What moisturiser do you use? 1207 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:29,240 Simple, I'm allergic to every other one spice. 1208 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,360 The fact you know that you're allergic to other moisturisers 1209 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,440 absolutely smash. That I say this sentence. 1210 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,960 I'm allergic to all of the moisturisers. 1211 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,360 Yeah, I'm allergic to all of the moisturisers. 1212 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,760 Spicer like, that's fine, but you are. 1213 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,000 You do give me Spice Boy vibes back in the day. 1214 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,360 I could see you with the wee Diamond stud. 1215 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,000 Oh, big time. No. 1216 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,840 And a pair of low, low raised jeans. 1217 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,720 What am I? Looks? 1218 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:56,440 I'm certainly not a spice boy. Lost. 1219 00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,080 Lost. You're like a lost I'm a we lost 1220 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,040 toy. Yeah. 1221 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,520 Yeah, I say, I don't know. You go between. 1222 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,240 I don't know what you are. Yeah, you sort of transcend a 1223 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,080 lot of different brackets. I'm a chameleon. 1224 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,720 Whoever I'm with, I can adopt. Yeah, I can learn. 1225 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,880 Like when you started doing and you know, you know the show. 1226 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:18,280 Like when you started doing My Blood Party, put on episode 1 to 1227 00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,240 three of mud Blood and you will not recognise who Paddy's doing 1228 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:24,160 a podcast with. Why he'd be like, Paddy's like 1229 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,480 I'm Patty McDonald here and I'm William Thompson. 1230 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,760 What's happening this week? Paddy fucks sake and all his boy 1231 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:33,040 Oh my is like, it's a mimicer. It's a graph. 1232 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:36,360 It's whoever I'm with. I will just subconsciously adopt 1233 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,720 their mannerisms. Yeah, I can't tell. 1234 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,080 Yeah, Isn't we not talking like a culture? 1235 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,840 I don't mistake a hoodie and start monitoring family like is 1236 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,880 that? Is that what you want me to do? 1237 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,080 Because I can do it. Yeah, because that's what all. 1238 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,360 He's done before. He did again. 1239 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,720 Oh no, I wasn't going for the culture. 1240 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:54,600 I was confident lesbian. I'm not wearing a head, he's 1241 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:55,520 wearing a. Sweatshirt. 1242 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,000 Oh my bad. Lesbians would be more sweaters 1243 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:58,920 than hoodies. Is that fair? 1244 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,360 Oh no, I'm not fucking. You're the only you have to 1245 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,520 know. You're the only one we can ask. 1246 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,160 Yeah. Why? 1247 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,960 We don't know. Any other lesbians can't ask. 1248 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,600 My sister's not answering because I keep bringing her and 1249 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:10,800 asking. Her Is your sister a lesbian? 1250 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:16,840 You fucking stay away. I want to see your Shih tzu. 1251 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,440 Jesus Christ. Is going to become a thing of 1252 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,680 like people dating other people's family because if you 1253 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,520 start going with sister because he always threatened start going 1254 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,760 with my dad. So if that starts happening. 1255 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,560 Senior does, but I would. Oh yes, gorgeous he is. 1256 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,840 He's good looking. Man, I was. 1257 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,600 Imagine. Even a whole look after me. 1258 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:34,440 Has he? Has he? 1259 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,920 No bomb, no Kit Kat. No bomb, right? 1260 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,240 Don't say anything well. I. 1261 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:44,600 Love less one when I've when I'm out after I'm done. 1262 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:45,840 Literally was not. I was. 1263 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,400 I said I want them to take care of me. 1264 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,840 You're putting this felt in. Yeah. 1265 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,120 I just want to have cups of tea with him. 1266 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,160 After. I don't want to fuck your dad, 1267 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,640 but it's funny to make you think, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1268 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,240 He can't. I know this. 1269 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,000 He can't do it anymore. He's right. 1270 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,040 But. Please don't let the gauntlet 1271 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,040 down my dad. Out of banter, will buck. 1272 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:10,080 You see as you've said that just to prove you wrong and do that. 1273 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,640 And you know what? You still send me a selfie mid 1274 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,120 doing? Me going I don't want to buck 1275 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,240 your dad. He'll be watch this going. 1276 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,520 Why? Why would you not? 1277 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,000 I'd hate it if you started dating my dad. 1278 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,920 I'd hate it. Would you rather him date him or 1279 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:29,960 would you rather him buck him? Would you rather like shift them 1280 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,800 follow for like 20? Months out of the way, just bang 1281 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,520 them out once. Oh. 1282 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,480 Much if I was date them, I have to come out like family events 1283 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,720 and we can we kiss the cheek and be like and then I'm going to 1284 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,200 the bathroom. Oh, you'd hate that. 1285 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,320 Yeah, yeah, we both gone Daddy at the same time. 1286 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,000 Join this conversation way too much. 1287 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,520 Because this is not the first time we've had. 1288 00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,720 Me actually would quite like it because I like Willie a lot, so 1289 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,160 I'm like, it'd be cool to hang out with the poor family, do 1290 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,040 some. Getting like Christmas pictures 1291 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:09,680 done and all, you know. My dad's like 2 knees boys look 1292 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,560 like. Stephen Fry as we fucking boy 1293 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,760 husband that's. Right. 1294 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,360 That's why he does have wee boy husband. 1295 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,040 Yeah, yeah, one of those. You see the photo and you're 1296 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,600 like, it's funny that you see it. 1297 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,920 You're like. He used to do stand up, but he 1298 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,360 still does. I don't know the boy. 1299 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,360 The boy the boy A. Little man like it was told. 1300 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:26,080 That Oh yeah. Yeah. 1301 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:29,560 Just compared to Stephen Fry. Yes, Tim Fry is like 68. 1302 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:33,720 This wee boy husband's like 25. Yeah, not I think he's probably. 1303 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,320 Older. Was he older? 1304 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,080 Than that by the time he was. A wee boy husband. 1305 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:40,320 Yeah, boy husband. You look like a wee boy journey. 1306 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,600 I would be a good wee boy husband, yeah, to search Stephen 1307 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,720 Fry, Yeah, I think he'd do my fucking tits in after a while. 1308 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,600 He's too smart people, I guess, yeah. 1309 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:52,600 I'd be like any question and he's just off on one. 1310 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,320 Yes, he'd be like that flower and he's like, oh, the current 1311 00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,440 because. Well, he narrates. 1312 00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,600 He narrates one of the sleep stories on what's the app? 1313 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,000 Can't they calm up? Oh, does he? 1314 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,880 He does the love of their. Feet does the the Harry Potter 1315 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,080 books. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1316 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,880 Do you listen to stuff to go to sleep? 1317 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:10,960 You strike me. Somebody does. 1318 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,120 The Harry Potter mix. Because you definitely he needs 1319 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,760 he put gets a headphones in like he has to have something because 1320 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,920 Willie T can't just have silence or he. 1321 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,680 I hear noises. Yeah, the voices. 1322 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,600 It's not good like. So I need something on the 1323 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,960 background if you fall asleep the Greek mythology recently. 1324 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,680 Already. And Stephen Fry is a boob. 1325 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:37,600 Hi, fuck me. Yeah, Stephen Fry, a great 1326 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,040 prune. Are we audiobook? 1327 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,480 No, just like the complete history of Greek mythology from 1328 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,080 start to finish. I've been falling asleep to it. 1329 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,240 What do you mean? Jesus Christ? 1330 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,160 He's not a looking. Boner. 1331 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,680 Jesus doesn't turn up at any point. 1332 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,360 I used to. I used to do the Stephen Fry 1333 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,160 one, a couple other ones in the Cam up and then it was like, I 1334 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,400 just don't want to get to the point where my phone doesn't 1335 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:01,200 work in the app doesn't work. And you just you know, you know, 1336 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:05,080 I mean, you're just get in touch with guys in the street or would 1337 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,360 you come to my house and read me this? 1338 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,240 You know, I didn't want to depend on it in case I I needed 1339 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:10,880 always a man in the room during the story. 1340 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,480 OK, I started to feed regressional Canada, right? 1341 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,280 So now I don't. And you can't turn around to 1342 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,960 your wife Me. Like can you read me a story my 1343 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,280 phone did? Yeah, not attractive to get your 1344 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:22,960 wife to read you to sleep. So you wouldn't mind just now. 1345 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,000 You can't do that. And what book was sleeping for I 1346 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,640 reading? He's just talking about the 1347 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,280 lavender faders of France. I think that's the idea, yeah. 1348 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:34,080 I don't think it's hype stuff like, yeah, it's all nice and 1349 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,000 all. It's all the imagery and 1350 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,600 sometimes you feel like you can smell the lavender. 1351 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,560 I need an interesting story that I can imagine. 1352 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,280 Smell the lavender. I need an interesting story that 1353 01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,120 I can imagine in picture and then I'll fall asleep to that 1354 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,000 story. I if I'm picture and stuff I'm 1355 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,720 not sleep. Really. 1356 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,720 Yeah, I paint landscapes in my head. 1357 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,080 I see stuff. If I'm reading a book, I picture 1358 01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,120 the people I acted out like a movie as well as reading. 1359 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,160 What most people do, Yeah. Serious. 1360 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,600 Yeah. That's how you called thought. 1361 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,000 That's called reading and imagining. 1362 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,680 Yeah. So when you read a novel, you 1363 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,960 imagine what the person looks like. 1364 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,840 Yes, yes, that's why. That's why they use descriptive 1365 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,120 words. Tell you what he looks like. 1366 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,280 To help you. Do you ever think of an actor 1367 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,360 who would be playing that role if you thought about it in your 1368 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,160 head? Yes, Louise Guzman, every time. 1369 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,960 So you, so other people do this? I would I would suggest I. 1370 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,480 Genuinely thought that was just like a me thing and I thought 1371 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,640 what? Do you do whenever you're 1372 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,720 reading something like what do you? 1373 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,720 What do you? Do I like think of what the 1374 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,920 person would look like and then I imagine them doing it? 1375 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,320 So the exact thing that you're chastising us for doing? 1376 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,760 No. He's not chastising, he's being 1377 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,440 like he does this thing uniquely and he's just finding out. 1378 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,400 So you're the only man that's ever thought. 1379 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,800 I didn't know there was more like me, yeah, but I thought 1380 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,480 people would just take in text. Are you a real person? 1381 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,280 I thought people would just read text like as it is. 1382 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:54,840 Right. No. 1383 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,920 See, when someone goes there was a blue shoe, in my head, I'm 1384 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,040 seeing a blue shoe. Do you? 1385 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,360 Yeah. What do you do? 1386 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,760 I picture a blue shoe as well. Yeah, but I didn't think all. 1387 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,040 The stream isn't it? But I thought I'd like 1388 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,560 overactive brain doing that. I wouldn't thought people were 1389 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,760 at that right? Or I'll pick an actor. 1390 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,040 If I'm reading the spy book, I go who'd be good at this role? 1391 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,480 Or naturally, who am I thinking of? 1392 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,720 Then I picture them when I'm. Who's normally the goatee actor? 1393 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,080 Give me a son out. Like give me a description of 1394 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,200 someone, I'll tell you. Who a World War 2 spy against 1395 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,440 the Nazis in France. Give me a bit more. 1396 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,200 It's a man. He had his imagination. 1397 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,080 Is he British? He's not British, he's in 1398 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,360 France, so he is French. Well, I give him an actor so we 1399 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,240 can imagine him. Yeah, Frank, I don't have a good 1400 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,440 big French. I've got that. 1401 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,080 Gerald Imagine Imagine a different actor just pretending 1402 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,280 to be French. Yeah, you're like to be pretend. 1403 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:48,120 Eddie Redman. That's not bad, actually. 1404 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,360 He's going to be the one cast I used to when I was at school. 1405 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:55,520 I had an idea for a website called Dreamcast and it was the 1406 01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,720 people you voted for who who should have been the actor that 1407 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,800 played that person, that role, and then you put it together. 1408 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,680 The Dreamcast. You should get Sega to sponsor 1409 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,680 that. No, I knew. 1410 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,240 That's a great name. I knew if we went public we 1411 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,600 would have to change the name, but it was just a working thing. 1412 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,160 That you stroked. So it's like, who would be the 1413 01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,400 person in that film? Yeah. 1414 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,960 And you would replace it with other people? 1415 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,640 That is a fun game. Can I do one? 1416 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:22,560 Yeah, give me one. So, eh, the Twilight movies. 1417 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,360 Right. Who's playing the main guy? 1418 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,640 Robert. Pattinson, this has happened. 1419 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,160 Yeah. But you. 1420 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,400 Changed that. All right, OK. 1421 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,840 Or. No, let me take something else. 1422 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:42,400 We're recasting training day. Until yeah, do what I do. 1423 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,360 Oh, right. OK, OK, OK. 1424 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,800 Yeah, OK. They're making a movie about the 1425 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,640 famine. It follows one family on their 1426 01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:55,440 journey navigating the Irish potato famine. 1427 01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:00,640 So it's a husband and wife in their 40s to 50s. 1428 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,240 That can be. They can be quite general. 1429 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,480 OK. But I need a husband and wife. 1430 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,840 Danny DeVito and Kate Winslet, yeah. 1431 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,720 A husband and wife? Yeah, yeah. 1432 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:16,920 I was thinking. And I need, I need a English 1433 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,120 land. A horrible English landowner. 1434 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:24,080 Hugh Grant, right? The wife is Heather from 1435 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:27,120 EastEnders. She show me the wife. 1436 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,320 Big have. Big have, big have a no. 1437 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,960 One's going to believe her in a family, yeah. 1438 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,360 That's the that's the famine, yeah. 1439 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,760 This is the comedy. Yeah, no, I know there's dead 1440 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,920 serious costing. It's gonna be her. 1441 01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,120 I think she has range. I think she has on top of the 1442 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,920 potential and also she makes me laugh. 1443 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,600 So she's going in on the husband. 1444 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:49,280 I should point. The husband Mark, right from The 1445 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,920 Only Way as Essex. Right. 1446 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:51,960 You didn't think this? Is serious. 1447 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,440 I took it very. Seriously. 1448 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,080 Seriously. Right. 1449 01:05:54,120 --> 01:06:00,760 OK, Robert Carlyle. Is that the correct 1450 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,800 pronunciation? Is the land. 1451 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,640 Or husband Tim What? Is the land. 1452 01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,640 He's the husband. She's. 1453 01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,320 Going to do an Irish accent. I know he's done it. 1454 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:13,120 Before I know how fucking traumatic for she look at him. 1455 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:16,000 He can do a culture accent. People can be what they want to 1456 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,080 be Shane right? Thomas very aggressive and I'm 1457 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,080 not like. I know. 1458 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,240 Fucking radiant. More Glenn. 1459 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,000 Glenn. Close would be the wife. 1460 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,120 You haven't taken seriously either. 1461 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,480 Fuck off. So I'll tell you. 1462 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:31,480 The sorry, sorry DA. Colin Farrell will play the man 1463 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,400 right and the wife will be played by. 1464 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:41,120 Heather from EastEnders. Umm, the woman from the Michelle 1465 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,720 Farley from Game of Thrones. Who she? 1466 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:47,360 And the the Ned Stark's wife and the English rich English 1467 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,440 landowner Vector Mildrew. Fuck off. 1468 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,680 Oh these potatoes are rotten. I don't believe. 1469 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,160 Fuck. Off No, let's make it. 1470 01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,560 Let's make a laugh of the farmership. 1471 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,040 Hey. Here, I'll give it a go. 1472 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:01,440 Right? Yeah. 1473 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,840 Willy, looking at that. Like a tech talk lesbian, yeah. 1474 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:12,320 Willy, your your UK tournament. Yes, March 21st to March 23rd, 1475 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,680 I'm in Glasgow, Edinburgh and Liverpool. 1476 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,840 Glasgow and Edinburgh are over halfway gone, so get those right 1477 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,920 you can. And Liverpool is getting there. 1478 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,840 So William thompsoncompany.com. Any others or just those? 1479 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:27,680 Just those you run anything. An official marathon. 1480 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,440 Are you running any gigs? I know. 1481 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,080 Yeah, we're going to be doing a Comedy Festival in Newry and I 1482 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,440 know. The Newry Comedy Festival. 1483 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,480 And Newry Comedy Festival in possibly in around may time. 1484 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,680 So myself and Darren are getting together or not. 1485 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:45,480 And then it's just gigs, gigs, gigs, gigs wherever, if any, if 1486 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:46,760 anybody wants to give me any gigs. 1487 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,840 Yeah. Give me a shout. 1488 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,800 So yeah. So we're going to be doing stuff 1489 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:51,560 like. That do you Darren, have a 1490 01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,280 podcast? What do you Darren, have a 1491 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,520 podcast? Yeah, we do. 1492 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,640 We did, We do. I have my own. 1493 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,840 Well, we have a Power Station podcast that had to be that had 1494 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,920 to go on hiatus because it's a long story. 1495 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,320 It's a long story. Anybody that follows knows. 1496 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:10,600 And then I have my own podcast, which is a clean podcast called 1497 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,320 Must Be the Music. It's about music. 1498 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,640 Yeah. It's had a few, a few guests on 1499 01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,080 there. Yeah. 1500 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:19,160 If any of you guys, if you have a passion for music, you want to 1501 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:23,319 talk about it, talk to. Me guys, thank you very much for 1502 01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:25,040 watching, listening. Thanks to Leanne, thanks to 1503 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,240 Willie. Let's go and have lunch. 1504 01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:27,640 You're not coming for lunch? No.