1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like our hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Che's phone. Nervous. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:37,840 You love it. Zippers, welcome to this episode 15 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,600 of the Tea With Me podcast with me, you French pen pal. 16 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,840 She and Todd guest episode this week. 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,040 I haven't recorded yet, but I'm feeling it's going to be a good 18 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:51,520 time. We have a big favourite of the 19 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,560 podcast on this week's episode, but before we get anywhere, let 20 00:00:55,560 --> 00:01:00,280 me plug the Patreon, which is patreon.com/tea with Me podcast. 21 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,800 We do a bonus episode on a Monday. 22 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,840 We do a live stream episode every Friday with a couple of 23 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,000 comedians at 2:00 PM. We did it. 24 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,560 We did that public a few weeks ago. 25 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,800 Everyone's like, this is unreal. You should do this all the time. 26 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,320 We do. It's on patreonpatreon.com/TV 27 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,440 podcast. We have other stuff on there 28 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,920 like stand up specials, vlogs, other things and you can go back 29 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:27,480 and listen to what a year's worth of stuff, more two years 30 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,240 worth of stuff. unrealpatreon.com/TV podcast. 31 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:38,000 I have just announced my tour tickets are on sale for my tour 32 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,640 and you can come and see me. I'm doing, I'm doing 2 tours. 33 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,640 I'm in a tour of locally, I'm Northern Ireland and then I'm 34 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,680 doing a tour of America. My Northern Ireland tour I am do 35 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:48,880 I'll run through this really quick. 36 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:53,640 I'm doing 3rd of June. Ballymena 9th of June, Korean, 37 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:58,160 10th of June, Armagh 11th, Ballycastle 18th, Dunpatrick 38 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,800 22nd. Derry in the Millennium Forum. 39 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,080 Definitely come to that. If you know anyone around Derry 40 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,560 or whatever, tell them to come to that because that venue is 41 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,520 real, way bigger than I thought it was. 42 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,480 It turns out that venue's way bigger than I had initially 43 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,240 imagined, even though I've played there before opening for 44 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,120 Patrick Hilti and I had a real Bob on that night. 45 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,320 But it's going to be a good time this time on the 23rd of June, 46 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:26,040 I'm doing the bank in Newry. 29th, 30th, 1st and 2nd of June 47 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,840 and July the Opera House all sold out. 48 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,920 But the second and 3rd of September I am also doing the 49 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,000 Opera House and tickets are available for that. 50 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,560 And I'm going to, I'm just going to tell you where I'm doing 51 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,960 America, but I'm not even run through the dates because this 52 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,880 has already taken too long. I'm doing a show in United 53 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,200 States of America. What? 54 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,840 the United States of America. Yeah, I'm doing a show in the 55 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,120 USA, which stands for the United States of America in North 56 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:59,800 America. And my, my shows are starting on 57 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,960 the 16th of March. I'm doing San Francisco, Los 58 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:07,760 Angeles, which a lot of people refer to as LA, Chicago, which I 59 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:14,200 found out recently is not Chicago, Boston, Washington, DC, 60 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:19,200 not any other Washington, New York, and Woodlawn, which is 61 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,320 also in New York. So come check those shows out. 62 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:27,480 Tickets are on my social media platforms and in the description 63 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:32,240 of this episode. Now I have a little something 64 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:37,280 for your little exclusive. I can't say too much about what 65 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:42,400 this is, but there's something podcast related happening, but I 66 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,000 can't give away what it is. All I'm saying is keep the 10th 67 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:53,120 of March free, but I can't tell you why, but it's like I can't 68 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,200 tell you. I bet you imagine this podcast, 69 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,200 but you're there in person and I can't tell you what it is we're 70 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,280 doing. Imagine because this podcast, 71 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,080 you know, at the minute we're in the limelight, you know, people 72 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,520 are talking about us all that sort of thing. 73 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,520 Line 10th of March can't tell you too much about it. 74 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,560 Live podcast in the limelight can't tell you too much about 75 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,839 it. Bigger room Limelight 1 can't 76 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,480 tell you too much about it. Tickets may be coming on still 77 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,120 soon and the patrons are going to be heads up about that before 78 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,520 anyone. Pedro on the cub set to me 79 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,280 podcast we're sponsored. If you're still with us at this 80 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:33,080 point, fucking fair play. 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The late 1800s. 93 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,440 I didn't even know humans were around in the late 1800s, but it 94 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,960 turns out they were. And Punjana is Northern 95 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,400 Ireland's number one selling tea. 96 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,800 For good reason. Because Don and I tasted a lot 97 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,560 of teas in a really weird way. And not through our modes, but 98 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:30,160 it that way. Don animated several breakfast 99 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:35,360 teas before we got the Thompson, which is weird. 100 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:43,960 Just in his car, Donna. Don snorted a load of a little 101 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:48,680 chamomile that stuck our whole crap. 102 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,960 Ponjana, Northern Ireland's number one selling P for good 103 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,240 reason. It is elite, it is the best 104 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,040 taste and tea. 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I'm just going to say what else? 133 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,440 Is there anything else at the road? 134 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:48,240 Because no merch is being reduced in price. 135 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,320 We'll put the link as well in the description. 136 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,680 All right, because this door is going to open at any point. 137 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,920 My guest today is imminently about to walk into this room. 138 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:02,120 His name is Patrick McDonald. He's a lovely young man from 139 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:06,280 Belfast and we're going to have some fun on the podcast if he's 140 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,200 been ages since you've done this podcast. 141 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,040 It has met. You fucking didn't get me back. 142 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,200 It's like trying to keep trying to book you. 143 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,280 It's like trying to book Tupac. Am I the hardest? 144 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,200 You're the hardest. You're the hardest 1 to get. 145 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,120 You probably could get 2 pack before that. 146 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,080 You probably could get 2 pack. You're not the real one like the 147 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,600 one from the New Lodge, right? Do you know what I mean? 148 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:35,000 Do you ever hear that story? It was a there's a wee guy get 149 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,840 into my taxi will tape and he was like, hey mate, do you 150 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,000 listen to rap music? And I was like, no, they 151 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,960 normally get in the taxi in the world. 152 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:48,160 What time are you on to? Or you know, mate, how'd you get 153 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,920 in this taxi lock? I want to get off a brew like no 154 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,080 shit, they got but he get in mate. 155 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,720 You listen to rap music? No mate, right. 156 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,840 Do you listen to rap music? Oh mate, who do you listen to? 157 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,680 Tupac? Tupac. 158 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,000 Yes, I've heard of him. Why does he listen to music? 159 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,320 He's deaf. No, it says he's not deaf. 160 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,360 This is fucking, this is new Lord's talk. 161 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,320 There's someone to talk and like the smoke that much, like 162 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,960 there's a bar and there's thought or something noise like 163 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,120 they're trying to talk easy to fucking egg box or something, 164 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:25,640 you know what I mean? So he's sorry, fucking taking 165 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,520 this fucking clampet. And he goes, I listen to Tupac 166 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,760 because like, see, me and Tupac were like Bros. 167 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,960 Like I technically I fucking read a story and like when I 168 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,120 read a story, it's just as me. Yeah. 169 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,640 And I went what? Where. 170 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,440 And he was like, we're so connected. 171 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,000 Like he was from wherever he was from. 172 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,400 And I'm from New Lodge, same fucking place. 173 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,920 Like, well, like. Compton or wherever, Tupac. 174 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,040 Wherever he was, I don't know where he's from, he was telling 175 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,920 me the state and I was like, the New Lodge is exactly like that. 176 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,440 This is only one of them is in America and ones are here in 177 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,480 Belfast. He's like I know, but like the 178 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,320 circumstances and everything was the same. 179 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:02,560 Like he had all the restriction because of who he was. 180 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,520 He made because he was black and he's like and I was like you're 181 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,560 black. She don't get wise and he was 182 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:12,760 like so it was like either, but he was convinced he was 2 pack 183 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,080 and then he started doing the raps. 184 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,880 Have you ever heard anybody from the North that fucking is? 185 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,320 I don't know what the rap scene in the New Lodge is like, but I 186 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,880 can't imagine it's it's not good. 187 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,360 Well, they're not making movies about it, you know what I mean. 188 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,840 This guy was convinced he was the fucking new Lords 2 pack 189 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,800 like me and him like we should have met and all like like Bros 190 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,320 are so close and just I have so much connection to him and I was 191 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:40,760 like you're like so far away from fucking being anything like 192 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,120 2 pack. You know what I mean? 193 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,800 The closest thing he has the 2 packs. 194 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,040 Maybe the stuff that you put in your fucking car is upon 195 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,240 two-part fucking stuff, the fucking fix it or something. 196 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,280 The new Lodge 2 part. The new Lodge 2. 197 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,160 There'll be a few biggies, about 100%. 198 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,840 Of plant their biggies. And that's just the waves. 199 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:04,080 Yeah, he's won the talk. Look at the size of that 200 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,080 McDonald fella. He's talking about people being 201 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,800 fat. Well, I'm trying, right? 202 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,000 You're on the green, you're on the peppermint tea green. 203 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,600 I've always, no guess ever done that on in the history of the 204 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,480 podcast. Show them. 205 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,120 Peppermint tea. Peppermint tea. 206 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,480 It's a first. All all the rad Drink peppermint 207 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,080 tea. Why? 208 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,400 Because it's green. Just sounds like a RA thing on 209 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,480 them. You just know giants like give 210 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:28,960 me a peppermint thing. Fought that and Barry stuff. 211 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,400 I would, I would have seen him. Tea was very strong. 212 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,720 Tea was. You're in a big Sports Direct. 213 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,680 Well, I don't know if he'd be. No. 214 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,240 No, And what the like? What would the loyalist 215 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,200 paramilitary drink or grey call me? 216 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,280 They would be real and like we Chain of Cups and all, like the 217 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,920 Queen do you know what I mean? Even though they're fucking hard 218 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,040 loyalist bastards. It's like the proper tea with 219 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,720 scones and all that there, right? 220 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,160 You can see Johnny there and all Evans having tea parties like 221 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,040 couldn't you? With fucking Prince Charles and 222 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,600 Diana cops and fucking trays? No. 223 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,120 They refused to accept Camilla. Oh. 224 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,640 Yeah, I remember seeing the documentary about it was about 225 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,640 Johnny there and it was on BBC and they went, this is where 226 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,200 Johnny. Now I might have made this 227 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,600 documentary up my head, but they were like, this is where Johnny 228 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,080 and his friends like to hang out. 229 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,800 And it was a youth club and they basically must have gone in 230 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,000 about a week before it went get the fuck out. 231 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,240 All you, all the kids and Johnny and his boys used to sit in a 232 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,400 youth club and meet there. And I don't know if his 233 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,320 documentary, I don't know if it happened, but in my head it did. 234 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,280 And it was just, it just followed them about and he was 235 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,800 denying like obviously being involved in that sort of thing. 236 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,280 I don't think he was involved. Like I just think he was the 237 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,440 fellow that just wore a white T-shirt, walking dogs up and 238 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,160 down the shack and everybody just always. 239 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,120 Love the Muscle Fed T-shirt. Didn't he the originator? 240 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,640 Like if you look back on it like the 90s was very, very. 241 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,480 White paramilitary gear was for the loyalists, was white 242 00:12:55,480 --> 00:13:00,040 T-shirt, stone washed jeans. Yep, or Levi's and desert Butch. 243 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,960 I'll tell you what brand. I'll tell you what brand. 244 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,920 The T jumper replay. Replay. 245 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,480 I never, I never had the money for a replay. 246 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,920 Or fire trap. I I'll tell you what happened to 247 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,920 me. I shaved the head. 248 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,120 But it was because David Beckham shaved his head, right? 249 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,920 Yeah. I mean, I had two earrings in 250 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,680 both ears, right? And I shaved my head and I went 251 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:22,400 to a local bar in West Belfast and the guy went, where the fuck 252 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,360 are you from? And I went grandcha and he went 253 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:31,640 grandcha in Bangor and I went no on the Glen Rd and he went do 254 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:36,440 the Hail Mary for me. Not who's your dad the watch 255 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,440 school do a Hail Mary for. Me because you had the Loyalist. 256 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,120 And I was made. I was made. 257 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,480 It's fucking half 12 on a Sunday night. 258 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,240 I'm looking to go in and drink a bottle of Warm Fog in Old 259 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,320 English in your fucking establishment that's not 260 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,000 registered. And the fucking floor, your feet 261 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,800 stuck to it. What the fuck? 262 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,880 And he's like, I ain't your fucking Protestant. 263 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,360 And I was like, really? And I went home and told my dad. 264 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,360 My dad just looked at me and went, well, I've been telling 265 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,160 you for weeks. Fucking changed my fucking look 266 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,400 after that. What did you go to? 267 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,520 Fucking probably something fucking worse. 268 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:13,840 Probably a fucking brush down fucking culty look or something. 269 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,120 Oh, dear. I I've got a load I want to talk 270 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,600 to you about One. One thing is you. 271 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,320 You last time. Have you seen me with a broken 272 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,600 leg? You know, I've been running 273 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,120 about in the cast. I haven't seen it. 274 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,880 I've seen you happen on a video somebody showed me. 275 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,520 Yeah. So that was it. 276 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,880 Leg 2 1/2 weeks ago when we recorded this broken leg, Fibula 277 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,200 smashed, Dr didn't. Say see, you need to stop 278 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,320 fucking making up these stories about Johnny and Darren youth 279 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,600 clubs and they'll not get their leg broke. 280 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,800 No, that's not what I got any cup for. 281 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,920 Get any cup for selling everyone. 282 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,120 Fuck, they're really strict down here, aren't they? 283 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:57,160 I yeah, so I broke my fibula. Go in, they're like cast on for 284 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,840 six weeks probably and then you'll start to you after 285 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,360 another six weeks, you should be back to normal and walking. 286 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,960 Went in the doctor yesterday, 2 and half weeks in the fracture 287 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,040 clinic. I don't know if he was a doctor 288 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:13,080 because he took the cast off and I was waiting for a new cast or 289 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,320 a boot. And the guy went to start 290 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,880 walking in, although he turned, he turned the X-ray machine on 291 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:22,160 to show me, you know, the to see your X-ray, show my screen. 292 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,520 And he's like, yeah, this ankle, he's like, you have problems 293 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,200 here, I'm here about the leg. And he diagnosed me with 294 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,480 different ankle problem. And he looked at my leg and 295 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,120 went, yeah, just basically start. 296 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,200 Walking Was he smoking a fig in a corner? 297 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,160 He was drinking tea like a mechanic. 298 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,600 He. Was wearing a replay jumper. 299 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,920 You know that sounds like no here mate, the footballer on 300 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,400 your carburetor, but fuck me, I've just seen your exhaust is 301 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,360 hanging off the fucker like and you're like no, come in about 302 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,760 the carburetor. No, no, just start driving, just 303 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,800 just driving, just driving. It just shows you. 304 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,920 But no matter what job you're in, like you're under that 305 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,560 you're you're going to expect to see somebody like my goat for 306 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,600 years. As you know, I've fucking 307 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,440 suffered. From I I only know that goat is 308 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,160 a modern day thing because you like I honestly thought God just 309 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,560 like a mediaeval thing like trench foot and black black 310 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,720 plague and. It got to the stage where like I 311 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,800 was going was I Hitler in my last if you're why am I getting 312 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,640 this? Why am I being punished? 313 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,960 Because I it was like it's crystals form. 314 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,280 You don't pay shit out the crystals. 315 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,280 That's the technical term. I was the doctor that's. 316 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,000 The technical. Term. 317 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,400 That's the technical term. I was the doctor, The doctor I 318 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,800 went to see in West Belfast. That's the way he described it 319 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,360 to me, right? He's been working with. 320 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,520 Crystals. This doctor has been in West 321 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,720 Belfast for 40 years. So I think he's sort of he's got 322 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:44,880 past the stage of telling people the real medical firms of the 323 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,800 journal, yes. So he was like you're not 324 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,600 patient out the crystals, there's acid crystals, you're 325 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,760 not pacing them out goes into your joints. 326 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,440 Your body throws fucking a load of shade in it all inflammation. 327 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,840 That's where the pain comes from. 328 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,600 You're drinking and eating shade. 329 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,400 Patty, you need to stop that. That was that was what he said 330 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,000 to me. Never really got the treatment 331 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,720 sorted and then went to the specialist there before 332 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,880 Christmas and he literally like you walked in and he went that 333 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,880 easy. Need to be taken this tablet, 334 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,800 this tablet, this tablet, do this, do that for six months, 335 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,640 then come off them tablets, then get a blood test. 336 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,359 But you need to take those tablets, three of them a day 337 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,720 coffee for the rest of your life. 338 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,839 That's it. And I haven't had a flur from 339 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:24,920 it. All right, OK. 340 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:29,000 And I was like, I had to pay £250 to go and get told that pay 341 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,120 us £250. I had to pay them a grand to 342 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,840 stop the pain. Because you were, like, 343 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,200 struggling walking and then you were working full time and 344 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,240 gigging at night. Yeah. 345 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,320 And like, that's a lot of like getting the boat and obviously 346 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,360 on stage you're fucking standing up for an on. 347 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,280 Your wall, I didn't even mean this, but I mean electrically. 348 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,480 You couldn't put see good. You can't put the foot or the 349 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,240 wherever it's sore. You can't put it there and it's 350 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,760 or don't play with it in my knee. 351 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,520 They should update the word for goat because goat it sounds 352 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,520 really old, like an old disease. Yeah, no. 353 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:02,360 Come up with like a new term for it, like S7 or ZX3. 354 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,320 You know, something modern. I know what you mean. 355 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,720 Goat. Goat Goat, said. 356 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,680 Big fucking insane writing. But you don't think that's mad 357 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:17,240 that 2 1/2 weeks ago I broke my leg and now I said the doctor is 358 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,600 this? The most part, of course you'd 359 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,440 be. I said that too. 360 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,240 Superman, I said, is this the most impressive thing you've 361 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,840 ever seen since you've been a doctor and he's an older sort of 362 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:28,040 guy. And he said no, But I said, can 363 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,400 I tell people is he went well, yeah, I can't tell you because 364 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,400 of the medical code. He's not listening, right. 365 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,360 Unreal. I just, I'm just walking. 366 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,320 But I think it's all different kinds of bricks, like, you know 367 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,720 what I mean? No, it's not just. 368 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,320 You break your leg, you don't break your leg. 369 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,400 He he said it might have been a stress fracture. 370 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,640 And then he went, no, it actually is a real break. 2 1/2 371 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,080 weeks later I'm walking. I got my finger bit off like a 372 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,560 swing and a hammer within two days. 373 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,240 Do you know what I mean? Hanging off Rugely. 374 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,120 Genuinely. And that what's mental is not a 375 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,080 joke. No. 376 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,200 You got your finger bit off and I don't. 377 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,040 On a Sunday night and I was back. 378 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,040 That's the worst time to get your finger bit off. 379 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,240 Is it the Sunday night actually? Because it was fucking given the 380 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,560 door up, do you know what I mean? 381 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,920 We'd come back from the honeymoon. 382 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,920 We were on our honeymoon, the fella had his son had been 383 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,760 killed during the door and he was fucking talking. 384 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,120 They also hold him honeymoon like we were on a small island 385 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,800 in the Maldives so we couldn't get away from him. 386 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,200 Nice, Fallon all I went. You went to your. 387 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,880 Honeymoon with you, your wife and a guy. 388 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,760 Yes, from London. Just one. 389 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,680 He was there. No, he was there with his 390 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:32,560 mistress and so he owned a France policy firm in London and 391 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,600 she was a secretary and he took her away and his wife was. 392 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,720 Being serious with. It maybe they just needed to do 393 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,960 loads of paperwork and for the Maldives, I don't know. 394 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,920 But no, his son had been killed and he was going to Andrew like 395 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,520 he shouldn't be doing the door. So she was going to me. 396 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,320 You don't need to do the door. You've built in company. 397 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,440 Why the fuck are you doing the door? 398 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,920 And I was like, I'll give it up, I'll give it up, give it up. 399 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,320 So I was going, I came home, that was May and this was July 400 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,520 and I was like, no, seriously, next two weeks I'm stopping. 401 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,160 I don't care if you get anybody. How? 402 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,080 Long have you been doing the door for. 10 years. 403 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,560 And you were doing all different bar like it wasn't a big 404 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,320 stretch. First door I ever done was an 405 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,040 Irish bar in America. Right? 406 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,800 Like illegally, obviously. Were they easy to do? 407 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,160 What was it like out there being a doorman? 408 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,400 They were the easiest ones because the cops, the cops 409 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,760 actually sit outside bars and nightclubs when they're getting 410 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,280 out and there's big crowds right on purpose to clear the street. 411 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,920 Whereas, you know, well, I suppose it's similar to what you 412 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,560 would have had at the the egg and the bat. 413 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,840 The cops used to sit there too, because it was all students, 414 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,520 young ones. So similar to that in America 415 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,600 and then? America is a like, guys had 416 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,000 this, guys had a full pint. I was, I was in America and what 417 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,400 happened was there was a guy acting at bollocks in the bar 418 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,200 and the bar mom was, he didn't know how to deal with them. 419 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,160 And I just grabbed your mom and put them out. 420 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,120 Was he American? Yeah, and the guy was like, 421 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,680 yeah, that's Gary or anything. And I went fuck sake, mate, he 422 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,480 was just doing everybody's bollocks and he's drunk, do you 423 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,160 know what I mean? Once you put him out like 424 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,520 outdoors, he's not coming back in again. 425 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,360 He'd kick a door maybe for two minutes here, but you get fed up 426 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,480 and smell the Wawa across the street where the food is and 427 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,440 he'd be away, you know what I mean? 428 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,800 Smell the Wawa. Wawa over. 429 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,320 There's a spar, that's what you call it. 430 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,360 As in Spar the shop. They got spars and sandras over 431 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,880 there, they're called. The Yeah, but you'd never say 432 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,400 smell the spar. He'd be all right. 433 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,840 He'll get tired and smell the spar. 434 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,600 So what's that? What do you mean they have they 435 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,760 like dealt the deli? Deli counter in the Wawa What? 436 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,320 Why don't you send the Wawa? That's a skull. 437 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,520 I'm going to start using that phrase. 438 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,240 I'll never explain what it is. I'm a way down to Wawa here to 439 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,200 get a pint of milk. Heaney's going to smell the 440 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,640 Wawa. It's obviously an Indian thing 441 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,520 or something, isn't it? Right. 442 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,120 But obviously. Yeah, obviously, yeah. 443 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,960 But so that's what happened, and then it was over there and just 444 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,000 dumped bits and pieces over there and then came back here. 445 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,440 Did you do all in America? Did you do all sorts of jobs? 446 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:56,160 Different kinds of ones I like. Well, like all different. 447 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,800 Ones you can't say. No. 448 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,200 But the door you were like. Everything was just, I was just 449 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,480 like case in hand, you know what I mean? 450 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,680 Just whenever it was a Celtic match on or Gaelic match and big 451 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,520 crows were coming in, Ari Snakes, the guy was just like me 452 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,040 standing there. So it's just basically me 453 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,240 standing the bar still getting paints, but it was getting money 454 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,240 for the door. And then you were on. 455 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,080 You were on honeymoon top and you were. 456 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,120 Running the door up, yes. And the guy, because the guy was 457 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,760 telling Andrea about his sundown and stuff like I get stabbed in 458 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,400 London and he was just like, get him away from that. 459 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,960 And I come home and says that and then I get the finger bit 460 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,920 off on the Sunday night, which was two weeks before it was 461 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,280 finishing. That's like a cop movie, you 462 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,280 know, like the guy's about to retire and he's going on one 463 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,880 last one last case. But I wasn't even looking the 464 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,440 case. Fucking hair case just for me, 465 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:47,560 you know what I mean. Do you know what? 466 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,800 No. But by the way, people might not 467 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,560 think you're being serious about the finger. 468 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,600 Yeah. Google man, Google it. 469 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,640 A man bit your finger off. Yeah, because I remember when 470 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,880 you first started doing stand up and you were talking about it. 471 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,600 The second gig, I probably spoke about it. 472 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,440 And don't get that, don't get anything. 473 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,000 And I I, I think we all thought you like the other comedians 474 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,400 were like, oh, OK, Like he's. That's that's a bit. 475 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,680 People sort of hear that story. Do you know, I thought you were 476 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,000 doing, you know, like when people go like that, you know? 477 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,960 People ask for it, but then you show them it and then they're 478 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,520 like, Oh my God, yeah. Then they Google it and they go 479 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,440 fuck. But if it hadn't happened, it's 480 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,800 it's mad because I was angry for years about it, right? 481 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,360 And really annoyed and like the court case and all took three 482 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,240 years to get it in. He got away with it, you know, 483 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,360 I'm a scumbag. He was fucking not, and that's 484 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,560 the way it goes. Did you say there's a video 485 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,840 online of you doing like martial arts or karate or something? 486 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:47,760 No, they showed in court boxing stuff of me and fates and also 487 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,320 my names on bills of fates. So what? 488 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,840 There was a long list of things that happened in court. 489 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,320 I mean, you could go in the fucking 20 or 30. 490 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,600 He had this bar still. It was just amazing. 491 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,200 It was fucking this guy McDonald, he's like fucking 5 492 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,880 grand a day. And he just, he just went after 493 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,840 everybody, no matter who it was. There was a girl who was only in 494 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,560 the bar that night because her son was singing in a local 495 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,680 talent show in a bar beside it. And that bar closed early. 496 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,640 And then they came to a bar because we were open to 1:00 and 497 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,680 she wasn't drinking. She's disabled and she had a 498 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,840 disabled car and she went out, moved her car, turned her lights 499 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:25,800 on to look for my finger. And they asked her what drug she 500 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,800 was on. She says, what do you mean I 501 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,200 don't take drugs? And he was like, oh, well, it 502 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,880 says here you get this prescription and this. 503 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,640 And she went, oh, that's prescription. 504 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,880 He says, but it's drugs. So you're a liar. 505 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,800 Like that was the kind of level of stuff where he was getting 506 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,600 people confused. And then I was like, these 507 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,400 people are here to help me because something happened to me 508 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,360 and they're fucking ridiculing them like, and I just want, I 509 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,720 want this to be over. And then the case didn't go 510 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,840 away. I just remember walking out of 511 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,200 court and just going, fuck, I'd like, do you know, I was the 512 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,400 first time I remember saying the cops when it happened. 513 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,000 This is an opportunity for you to say I'm from West Belfast, 514 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,160 that I'm actually letting the cops fucking deal with something 515 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,320 to do with me. Because normally if you like the 516 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,440 cops in their house, you don't have a house when they go away. 517 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,000 Do you know what I mean? And they fucked it up. 518 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,200 They fucked it up. And it was the, IT was just the 519 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,960 whole justice system and, and Andrew was like, fucking hell. 520 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,720 But actually like the the night that it happened, were you like 521 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,760 in, I was going to say, were you in shock? 522 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,760 I mean, probably would be the answer. 523 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,480 But what I mean is, could you take it in? 524 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:27,360 I knew exactly what happened and I think the calm that I was at 525 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:32,960 night, it wasn't me, actually took something in my body took 526 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,840 over and was like, this is how you deal with this situation 527 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,160 because of you like. Autopilot sort of thing if you. 528 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,400 Said to me and genuinely if you want the 10 doorman and says if 529 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,680 a fellow put your finger off what would you do I thought was 530 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,200 fucking. That's what everyone I'm gonna 531 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,600 tell you yeah I did not do that that night and that went against 532 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,360 me and that's what they in court they were like this is this guy 533 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,280 this is what he done this is him over the years. 534 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,760 Do you think this is what he would have done and it was like 535 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,920 it went against me. Yeah. 536 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,400 Do you know what I mean? But I'm not angry no more. 537 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,000 Forgive him for doing it even Do you know, because I take the the 538 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,560 thing that I were ago. It happened for a reason. 539 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,960 If I. Had don't you understand up then 540 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,520 a? 100% So there was that happened. 541 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,040 And for the sake of what? The tip of a fucking finger, 542 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,480 yes, I've a thoroughly grip in it. 543 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,360 But I mean, at the same sense there's worse happened that fell 544 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,440 in the Maldives. His son get killed on the door. 545 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,000 Yeah, yeah. So it got me out of doing the 546 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,960 door and it put me in a different path. 547 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:27,840 Do you know what I mean? Yeah. 548 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,080 And I'm and I'm doing something that I love doing now. 549 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,880 So everything happens for a reason. 550 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,400 I know it's mad to say that, but that's that's the way I look at 551 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,560 it. And you have to look at it. 552 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,400 Did you? No joke did you did the fine you 553 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,760 said there were found the. Finger and genuinely we. 554 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,320 Couldn't get it back. No, a load of doorman from 555 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,800 different bars came and looked for the finger and one offensely 556 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,960 found it. And the reason they couldn't 557 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,200 find it for so long was they chewed it and it was amongst a 558 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,800 load of cigarette butts and it looked like a chewed up 559 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,800 cigarette butt. And they gave it to the police 560 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,040 and the police put it until a bag with ACE and phoned the 561 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,760 hospital. And the hospital says it's past 562 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,800 needing it and the caps to the bin. 563 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,800 Would you have wanted to keep it? 564 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,880 I was wanting to go down to the bin the next day and get the 565 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,720 fucking better finger back. Well, she was, Andrea was going. 566 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,800 Surely they should have kept it for DNA from his mouth, you know 567 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,640 what I mean? Oh yeah. 568 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,640 But they just stood away and they said at the time I was 569 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,120 like, why just do it away? And we're like, we're not 570 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,440 allowed to hold on the body parts. 571 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,560 And I was like, well, I've seen fucking stuff on there where 572 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,480 yourself kept all the body bitch. 573 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,560 That doesn't really matter. But maybe it changed the end, 574 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,400 you know? What I mean, Yeah, yeah. 575 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,120 So it was Mantle. It was Mantle. 576 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,240 The the funniest thing of the whole. 577 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,320 When I was in the hospital, I get sent. 578 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,480 Then I went to the the city that night and they couldn't deal 579 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,080 with it. And this is you have to go to 580 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,800 the Ulster to see a plastic surgeon. 581 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:51,600 And I was like that ugly, like fuck sake, now you need to go 582 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,960 fix your finger. And I was like great. 583 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,960 And I went to the Ulster and genuinely there was kids coming 584 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,240 in that had been in quad accidents and the wee man in the 585 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,240 fucking bed next to me had fell in the potato peeler and lost 586 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:03,520 his. Arm. 587 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,600 How small was he? What he's? 588 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,200 An old man, right? But a potato? 589 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,320 No, a big machine. So he fell in that ripped his 590 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,760 arm off, right? So he was lying next to me and I 591 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,440 was like, so they were coming in and going this guy's fell in 592 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,200 that we can't do your surgery today. 593 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,920 I was like, folks, he fell in the potato peeler and lost his 594 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,080 arm. I think I'll be all right. 595 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,640 So he was lying in the bed next to it and all my mates was 596 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,600 coming up. Every single person that came to 597 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,880 see me in the hospital either brought me coconut fingers or 598 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,680 chocolate fingers or a laser pointer was an oaring. 599 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,360 It was brought like it was genuinely anything associated 600 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,360 with a finger. Calvary's Finger. 601 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,400 It was like subconsciously I don't think the matter the 602 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,040 purpose because I was going, this is fucking like all the 603 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,600 stuff sitting there. I was looking at it going I 604 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,120 guess it's a fucking joke here. But he was sitting in the next 605 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,840 unloaded boys come up and they're all making noise and he 606 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,760 says look, I'm dead. Sorry. 607 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,400 He says don't worry about it. He says I'm enjoying it, I'm 608 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,160 enjoying the crack. He was a wee farmer and I was 609 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,080 like red really old and I was like, are you OK? 610 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,040 And he was like ah fucks your snouting hasn't happened before. 611 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,880 And I went, what do you mean the same machine ripped his other 612 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:15,680 arm off 2 years before that. So we had both arms ripped off 613 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,920 by the same machine. And I've sit there and I'm 614 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,480 looking at the boys and I'm going, is he joking here? 615 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,240 What are you seriously? He was like, ah, hold the floor 616 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,000 to get a new machine like just you know. 617 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,840 And I went, you've no more arms now. 618 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,720 And the poster said look at it, he said. 619 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,600 Like the way you broke the news to? 620 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,320 Here he was. What do you mean? 621 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,440 And here's me. The next thing you get tripped 622 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,440 off when you go in there to try and get something that stuck 623 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,560 into your fucking head so they'll be going in after your 624 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,400 fucking move. And he was laughing. 625 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,280 They were all sitting there and fucking here's me. 626 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,560 He used to be the one armed bond that now you're no armed bond 627 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:53,360 that like to know what I mean? Why did he want spuds so badly? 628 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,400 No, he, he was a spud farmer but it was a machine in his farm. 629 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,520 But like stuff like that happened which which fucking 630 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,360 brought me round a wee bit because you were sitting in the 631 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,080 hospital. But genuinely all that. 632 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:08,080 And then I got the operation eventually on the Wednesday and 633 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:13,360 I was back on a roof on Thursday and I remember going in on the 634 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,320 Friday and it was a job in Lisburn and I was on the roof 635 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,080 and I just sat down. Everybody went down for their 636 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,360 tea and I rang Andre Crown. Did it like hit you in a delay 637 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,440 in a delay? That's that's the day it hit me. 638 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,600 Everything had been happening along so I was all. 639 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,440 An adrenaline as well, probably like. 640 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,640 And then I I was just sitting on the roof and started crying. 641 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,400 I phoned her and I was like, you may come with me. 642 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,160 And she's like, why? And he says I'm crying and I 643 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,400 can't. I, I, I don't want to be crying, 644 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,240 but I don't know why I'm doing it or what's happening. 645 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,920 I think that it just hit me. And then from that day on, it 646 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,200 was just fucking the drama from it. 647 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,200 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. 648 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,560 And for such a stupid wee thing like. 649 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,200 No, but it it altered your life. Yeah, I, I, I think it was like 650 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,320 stupid wee things like I was walking down steps after and I 651 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:01,200 went to grab a handrail and the finger hit the wall and it went 652 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,320 up my nerves and I lacked all the handrail and I went face 1st 653 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,840 and then ended up slipping the head, you know, and I couldn't 654 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,360 lift the chair at the time party was named, you know, wee things 655 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,480 like that was what was an army and then I couldn't function 656 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,000 properly and what I ended up lost in the majority business 657 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,960 normal. Because I got the cast off 658 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,480 yesterday and I'm podcasting today. 659 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,200 You're doing some, but you were podcasting with the cast on that 660 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,320 scene. Do you know what I mean? 661 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,840 So it's similar. I like again the taxi saying 662 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,880 he's the same as 2. You're you're the Hollywood 663 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,440 version of Paddy McDonald. Do you know what I mean? 664 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:37,200 Well, I actually put casted with a cast on, but yeah, I mean, 665 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,680 it's fucking it's mad that like most time you ask people walk 666 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,840 out. You understand up ago, school 667 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,440 plays and all, it's pretty funny on stage you had your finger 668 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,920 bitten off by a man and that in a way brought you to stand up 669 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,840 because you were looking. You were looking. 670 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,800 I'm right in saying we've talked about this before a bit, but you 671 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,000 needed like you lost like a purpose almost or like you were. 672 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,040 I just wasn't the same person. Yeah. 673 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,400 You know what I mean? Fucking just wasn't the same. 674 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,360 I was always a messer. Always. 675 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:08,840 Anybody went to school, meal time. 676 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,360 Really, Messer? Fucking. 677 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,280 Messer Clean Messer, right. Always laughing. 678 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,920 Solar Party, always messing about, always imitating Billy 679 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,680 Connolly doing voices, Paisley, Gerry Adams fucking whatever. 680 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,640 Always messing about. Up for the crack, watching 681 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,000 comedy, love comedy. And then after that I just 682 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,280 became dark and sad and fucking. I didn't know. 683 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,680 I didn't know that it can damage you that way. 684 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:36,320 Yeah, yeah. And, and it was just to pull me 685 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,040 out of it. Andrew then says what we'll do 686 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,160 and somebody says bring them the economy, Nate. 687 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,240 And I'll never forget it because my first gig was the Nate of the 688 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,680 first day of the court case. So we were in court that day and 689 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,680 it didn't last that long. It was Stewart went to Dakdan 690 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,360 Morgan, who was the highest judge in the land. 691 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,320 And I was waiting on word from him the next day to find out it 692 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,800 was going back in again. And we went and done my first 693 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,640 gig that night. That's a mad time to start doing 694 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,480 stand up, which but the release from the stand up must have 695 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,080 been. I genuinely stood on the stage 696 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,520 and when I couldn't pay for the feeling I'm good, I couldn't buy 697 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,520 stuff to make me feel the way I'm feeling, Yeah, it was just 698 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,120 like. Because when you do stand up, 699 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,840 when it's good, like your gig, whatever you're, you can't think 700 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,680 about nothing else. Even if you wanted to, you 701 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,280 couldn't. If you've got anything else 702 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,680 going on, it goes away when you're doing stand up. 703 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,040 Black. Box in you. 704 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:38,800 Know cathedral court in the small room I was to do 7 minutes 705 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,840 I think it was 18 years old and I. 706 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,080 So much of a gap between 18. And years old there when I said 707 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,920 that I never imagined once a day I. 708 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,640 Was fucking 31. Do am I ampaturable? 709 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,000 Yeah, literally half your age when I started. 710 00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:03,840 But but I I I would have done it at some point to think like, and 711 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,680 I don't know why it was that. Well, I don't know why I was 712 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,880 then because I was going to tech and I like the freedom of that. 713 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,040 I felt more like comfortable. The couple of years when you did 714 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,600 drama in tech, No. No, nothing like I was. 715 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,360 Doing I was doing all behind the camera stuff, right? 716 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,120 I would never have had the balls to do drama or act in a school 717 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,920 play or anything like that. You know, I don't place in 718 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,280 school. No. 719 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:29,040 And I hid it from my. Mates, like genuinely, I 720 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,000 remember Hayden from my mates that I liked ACDC and fucking 721 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,480 Led Zeppelin and listened to fucking all that. 722 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,040 It was like, why don't you listen to Buddy Scooter? 723 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,520 You know what I mean? It was like, so I got a part in 724 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:46,159 Seven Braids for Seven Brothers. That's Gillian and I. 725 00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:47,920 Was like in school. In. 726 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,600 School in a curd. School, that's right around 727 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,120 people. I'm sure will have seen if you 728 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,679 haven't watch the clip where Paddy talks about when he went 729 00:34:56,679 --> 00:35:00,360 to an old girls school and. Which with hindsight, was a. 730 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,080 Very poor decision from them to allow that. 731 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:08,120 I think it was a great one and. But I was in the school play and 732 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,960 I was hating it from all my mates like and I told all my 733 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,840 family, don't tell anybody I'm doing this. 734 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,160 What do you mean? Were you just hoping you'd be 735 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,920 that good? An actor, they wouldn't. 736 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,240 Could you like change? No, I didn't want them to know 737 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,960 because. People in the estate would knock 738 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,560 my fucking for being in it. That that was like I didn't want 739 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,360 people. Don't express yourself. 740 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,400 Fucking potties of fruit, no. That was exactly what, Yeah, 741 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,040 yeah, yeah. I mean, the nicest terms. 742 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:36,440 And I remember like the 4th Nate, I came out on stage and 743 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,640 they were all on the front row. And it didn't slag me better. 744 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,040 Because I must. Have been shit. 745 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,840 But because. Probably because you just 746 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,400 fucking. Because you went for it, people. 747 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,560 No, I think I hate what 1. Of them they'd say to me was we 748 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,200 were gonna slag A bollock city, but then a senior on stage from 749 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,960 all them birds and they were like right fly bastard, you know 750 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,080 what I mean but. I I. 751 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,440 Wish I had it done. I always wanted to to do like 752 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,440 drama or but then I think if I had it done it when I was 753 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,520 younger, it might like put me off or some. 754 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,160 I think I I also think it came to it at the right time. 755 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,000 Yeah, but like my the first gig I did was shit. 756 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,520 I was so bad. But what did you hate the? 757 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:20,200 Gig or no? I love the feeling but I but I 758 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,480 forgot all what I was going to talk about. 759 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,480 I got by because I was just improving. 760 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,440 Then about the fact that it was my first gig and I was doing so 761 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,360 badly and I looked when I was 18, I looked 14. 762 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,040 So people felt so bad for me and they were like, it was like 763 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,880 watching your kid on stage. How long did it take you, do you 764 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,800 think? To become like you done you done 765 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,640 a good gig it. Was weird for me because. 766 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,480 My second gig was brilliant and then after that it wasn't right. 767 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,640 So it was like the second gig was like a false dawn. 768 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,520 So I did the first one said I love doing that. 769 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,120 I'm so proud that I did it. I'm I'm but I'm not going to do 770 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,080 stand. What year was that? 771 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,800 Oh. 2000. And seven maybe. 772 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:09,200 And then I started doing in 2. 1011 yeah, but I, I. 773 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:14,080 My first gig was shit and then I got the I got curious, but again 774 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,520 I was like, maybe do it one more time and it was brilliant. 775 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,880 And I was like, I do this now and I'm really good at it. 776 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,760 And then from the third gig on, it's never good again for a long 777 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,320 time. I just got lucky with. 778 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,640 I remember seeing your. First gig was in Dungannon and I 779 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:28,800 thought you were good in Dungannon. 780 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,480 Your first gig was in Dungannon. You're. 781 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,760 The first gig I seen you. Oh, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, was 782 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,000 the my. Second gig. 783 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,360 Competition. And I thought you were good. 784 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,280 And then I seen you in the pavilion and I thought you were 785 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,720 shite. Yeah. 786 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,760 And. Then I seen you. 787 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,960 Again after that and you were brilliant again, but I went 788 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,640 through. I also had a period of about 789 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,200 four years where I was shit at stand up and it was around the 790 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,800 time me, Colin, Mickey and Sean were always doing gigs together. 791 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:02,440 And I, I think, I think I was just trying to like fade where 792 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,160 you were, what you were doing. Be other comedians like. 793 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,400 Not like the material, but the I think it wasn't until. 794 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,240 You started really doing like stuff, talking about your Diana, 795 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,920 Yeah. Did you? 796 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,920 Start real things. Yeah. 797 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,120 Like things that was how would you? 798 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,560 I also think I was trying to be. Cooler for a long time, you 799 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,040 know. Like maybe no I have seen the. 800 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,640 Videos he is. Trying to do rap and stuff, me 801 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,960 trying to rap MC Beaser stuff. Not MCB Sir before. 802 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,640 That did you do flick and beans? No, that's Dave. 803 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,200 Wasn't that Dave? That's not me. 804 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,800 They took that off YouTube? Yeah, they took it off. 805 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,880 Yeah, but no, it's my MCB. Your stuff is. 806 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,400 Genuinely a great body of work. No way I've. 807 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,680 Seen it. You're not as close to the new 808 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,120 Lodge 2 pack like but well, that's what I'm hoping to be. 809 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,840 But if you maybe change your voice to sound. 810 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,880 Like at the F man, maybe you've you would reach. 811 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,080 The hates that you want to reach. 812 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:05,280 What's the worst have you? Like, do you break bones when 813 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,720 you're younger? Like what's the worst injury? 814 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,720 The worst one for me. Was the isn't it the metatarsal? 815 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,640 Is it or the cartilage in your knee it locks or metatarsal in 816 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,000 your foot Metatarsal. Meniscus. 817 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,240 It's the one. Is that not the? 818 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:24,280 Cartilage goes in the leg, locks right, the cartilage goes. 819 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,520 Into your kneecap. And it locks. 820 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,160 You can't bend the leg. But did you not do injuries as a 821 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,120 kid? I feel like you would have 822 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,160 broken a lot of stuff as a kid on the boat. 823 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,880 See, I don't have weak. Bones lately. 824 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,440 Do you know what I mean? I don't have weak. 825 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,560 I don't have weak. Bones it broke. 826 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,720 You can't be a Superman. And fucking have a thing, but it 827 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:45,360 gets the words describing. It to me like if I've got this 828 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,600 wrong when your broom bone heals from a break, it gets stronger 829 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,440 right. So every six months I'm just 830 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,240 going to break another bone on purpose and then I'm going to be 831 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,480 like our money bonus broke me. He's the one that Jamal. 832 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,400 Bit the to get the finger off, you know what I mean? 833 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,240 It sort of Trump's mind a wee bit, but I. 834 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,560 Haven't broke anything like a. Toe maybe? 835 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,800 Yeah. Finger. 836 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,080 Finger a finger. Was broken like a bit too. 837 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,280 What? Wait, what was the first time? 838 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,440 You did the door. What was that like? 839 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,880 Your first? Do you remember your first ever 840 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:15,760 like shift as a doorman in? Belfast, Yeah. 841 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,440 What did? You do it in America for the. 842 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,680 First time, right, right, right. And then what was it like coming 843 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,560 back here to do the door? Strange because. 844 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,360 It was like you were doing bars and you knew the people, right? 845 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,600 And did that mean? You got an easier time or a 846 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:36,080 harder time from some people. I do, you know what I mean? 847 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,600 It also meant that they knew where I was going to be for a 848 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,640 certain amount of ours. So if they had like when I met 849 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,800 Andrea and we working out early on, I remember we went out for 850 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,760 like a fountain's meeting with her friends and she was like, do 851 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,040 not let me down because everybody went down to somebody 852 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:55,160 wanted to feed you and I was like, I won't let you down. 853 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,560 Where we're going. We're going there. 854 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,920 We restaurant and all the time dead on sitting there had the 855 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:03,640 meal where we're going now, Caffrey's and I went fuck me, 856 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,080 were you like a wrestler? Putting on the elbow pads, I was 857 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,440 like, everything isn't good on there like and she went just. 858 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,760 You don't. Now in Furnace, Liam Shannon, 859 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,040 who runs the Fate Academy Ireland, He was doing the door 860 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,240 and all that. So I sort of went to myself for 861 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,360 they all know me and they know I'm not going to fucking do 862 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,880 anything. But we literally walked in the 863 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,720 place now just says with the girls, we're going to the 864 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,360 toilet, we'll just get a drink. And I went over to the bar with 865 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,640 the two fellas that I had just met that night who were 866 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,160 boyfriends or her friends, right? 867 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,120 And I stood at the bar and a guy turned before paints, just 868 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,560 looked at me, dropped the paints and just fucking head butted me 869 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,520 so. Andre and the girls came back 870 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,120 from the. Toilet and I'm outside and Liam 871 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,120 Shannon was going like he didn't do anything. 872 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,480 Your man had bothered him and Andre was going. 873 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,160 I fucking knew you were just and I was like I genuinely didn't do 874 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,600 anything. I didn't even lift my hand back 875 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,400 to him. And the guy was like you and 876 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,400 your mates when we were 15, not my fucking. 877 00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,680 And I was like were, and he was like St James's and I was going 878 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,560 who was my mates? And he told me and he was I or 879 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,680 no, but they were your mates, you know. 880 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,560 And I was like, man, you're fucking joking here. 881 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,560 Like so, Andrew was annoyed. You you forgetting about it? 882 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,840 Yeah. So she went. 883 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,160 I write. That on you didn't start 884 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,240 something. Do you know what? 885 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,320 I mean, I was. Like. 886 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,160 In the head, the butt in Ballymurphy. 887 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,880 The night before went back on the door because of COVID like 888 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,040 it's. Fucking you can't even. 889 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,080 Fucking read it. That was mistaken identity, was 890 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,840 it? Well, so they say, but you got 891 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,840 into. Trouble for someone just 892 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,560 fucking? Bump bumped I get out of a man, 893 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,640 get ahead of the head of a fucking. 894 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:45,040 Baseball. But then you got in trouble for 895 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,400 it. Yeah, because Andrew was like, 896 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,400 you brought the cops. To the door and I was like, I 897 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,040 know, but I can head over there by baseball, but I did on. 898 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,360 Is that what happened? You just so happened to be 899 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,520 dropping your van off and Ballymurphy and the guy was 900 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,240 there about baseball but looking for somebody in the van. 901 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,000 And I was like, yeah, that's basically what happened. 902 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,760 And she was like, I raped that on and she wasn't talking to me. 903 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,400 And it was mainly because I was bringing something in for 904 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,520 dinner. COVID had happened, right? 905 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,560 And I was like, no, I was fucking bring something in for 906 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,240 dinner. And I was like right, I'll be up 907 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,040 in 2 minutes. I dropped the stuff in for 908 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,880 dinner and says stick it on, I'll finish it. 909 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,560 I'll be back in 20 minutes. I'm dropping the phone to bottle 910 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,920 of Murphy. He'll drop me back up again. 911 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,920 And that's it. Didn't come back until half noon 912 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,160 And the cops were with me and she was like, what about dinner? 913 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,360 And I was like, what about my head? 914 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,160 Just. You know what I mean? 915 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,880 It's just like it, really. Felt when she was like, I'm 916 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,760 scondered, took the kids, the bed and everybody up here, we've 917 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,360 just moved in and everybody thinks fucking the cops at the 918 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:46,200 door, right and. I was like, right the next day. 919 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,240 I went to the CFA and your mom done the thing and it was all 920 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:53,320 over the Internet and I'm sitting going at once at all 921 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,720 stop. The Fitbit was broke. 922 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,360 My phone was broke. My phone was gone. 923 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,880 Like I mean my phone had never went they got if anyone doesn't 924 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,000 know. I beg the fuck up someone said 925 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,160 you were doing. Security at the shop. 926 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,600 And someone was a COVID inspector. 927 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,240 Inspector McDonnell. I was. 928 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,920 I was. Hating, hating and COVID fucking 929 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,880 personnel. I wasn't doing the door. 930 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,240 I didn't have my bad. So I wasn't doing the door at 931 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,600 the Wawa. At the Spar, the Wawa. 932 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:33,320 Spar the fucking that is the Wawa spar and fuck me. 933 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,160 It went around the world in. 10 minutes and I just remember 934 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,840 calling Hardy. I explained this one though yeah 935 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,520 and I I just sent her a message just going you're going to see 936 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,720 videos and she went what do you mean going to see the like 937 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,160 everybody has rang me yeah and she was like is that your mom 938 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,320 from last night? And I was like, no, this is a. 939 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,520 Different guy. All the guy and I was like, yes, 940 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,520 you could. Here's the thing. 941 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,480 Only if you knew you could you tell that it's you like you 942 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,960 could be like all that definitely is party. 943 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:06,360 But it got sent into our comedians group and then you 944 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,880 obviously were dealing with stuff at the time. 945 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,720 So you didn't see us chatting about it at the time. 946 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,200 But somebody was like James Mckenney or someone was like, is 947 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,360 this party? And I didn't watch the video and 948 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,400 just went probably whatever it is. 949 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,960 Yes, it's mad the videos are about. 950 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,200 Because I said that like, see, when I was younger, the videos 951 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,440 weren't about right, but if they had it but you. 952 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,760 Tell the stories and people's like. 953 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,480 Did it really happen? Whereas them ones is like, no, I 954 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,040 can see it, You know what I mean? 955 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,240 Yeah, but doing the door in there was the toughest door I've 956 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,040 ever done right in my life. Yeah. 957 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:35,840 Oh, at this bar. Yeah. 958 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,080 Do you know what? I mean, I can deal with drunk. 959 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,000 Fellas and drunk women and put them out of fucking bars and 960 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,120 clubs, No problem. Put them out, close the door. 961 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,280 It's done. But a wee woman that can't 962 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,480 fucking get her post office money on a fucking carrier 963 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,760 that's fucking coordinate in the morning, it's very hard to deal 964 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,760 with. Do you know what I mean? 965 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,960 Yeah. It's not down the heart. 966 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,000 There wasn't COVID, right? Yeah. 967 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,880 No, there was a girl. Turned up with eight of her 968 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,120 family. Members and you were going to 969 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:03,120 the Springfield Rd 2 at. A time and they were going what 970 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,680 do you? Mean we always go together 971 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,720 fucking shop on the Monday morning and I'm like but I can 972 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:11,160 only have two at a time but we're a family. 973 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,640 I know, but it's two at a time. But I don't get what you're 974 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,640 saying. You can get eight of us in and 975 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,360 another one person because that's only two. 976 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:22,040 And I was like, no, I know you have an extra fucking toe on 977 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,800 your foot, but like, come on. The fuck? 978 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,440 Like you could have got it. What's that the extra toe on? 979 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,360 The extra toe, yeah, it would have fucking got pulled off in 980 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,320 the potato peeler probably I'm. Literally going to be. 981 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,840 In bed tonight and remember that guy in the fuck with no arms and 982 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,280 the potato peeler and burst into tears. 983 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,920 Do you know what? The Riemann's probably dead now. 984 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,120 Probably. Dead. 985 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,480 Yeah, hopefully. Because it was in two. 1000. 986 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:49,000 And six, 2007, probably dead night because he was fucking 987 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,680 well on there. Imagine you had to go to the 988 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,240 hospital for. Something and you just saw him 989 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,080 in a bed. You just know it would just be a 990 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,360 body. It would just be a body. 991 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,160 And they'd be like, is that fucking James the farmer? 992 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:02,240 I got his legs and his fucking head, so it's just a torso. 993 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,400 It would just be a wee torso. Still fucking picking, but not 994 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:09,400 still still picking potatoes and comber with his ours cheeks or 995 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:13,720 something. Oh Jesus, what are we, man? 996 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,000 Like fucking. Wasn't put off by the 1st arm 997 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,160 getting ripped off but then again the same machine like yeah 998 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,960 RIP my. Arm off once, shame on you. 999 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,480 RIP my second arm off. I'm I shouldn't be at this game. 1000 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,000 Why did you not get a new potato pillar? 1001 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,000 Where? Peter, he says, Fucking cost me 1002 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,440 an arm and leg. Genuinely it. 1003 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,320 Was something like he? Didn't say them words but he 1004 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,680 says it was too much money and it was an old machine but with 1005 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,280 jam and he would have had to get in the fucking get it with a 1006 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,920 second and was getting pulled in the last. 1007 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,040 Year we haven't talked about oh, you haven't on seems like your 1008 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,520 Ulster Hall show and all that and now you got a waterfront 1009 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,240 show happening. Yes, 12th of November. 1010 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:54,920 Tickets flying out like over half sold but plenty are like 1011 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,160 ticket links and all there ticket master were you promo my 1012 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,080 shows? You're like that, doctor. 1013 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,200 Listen, she she and tossed. Fucking seeing somebody want to. 1014 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,720 Take to my shows, they'll get them. 1015 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll fucking get them. 1016 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,160 Yeah. Because they'll tell you why 1017 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,240 people go to my shows are used to getting stuff that they're 1018 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,800 not meant to get. Yeah. 1019 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,840 Do you know I had? A phone call. 1020 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,240 On Facebook yesterday from a fella that I haven't seen played 1021 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:23,040 five or saved with him twice and I have him on Facebook and he 1022 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,640 rang my Facebook and was like here I had a fucking ticket to 1023 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,120 your show next week. But fucking know what happened? 1024 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,960 I was fucking, I was going on a wee holiday and I said to her, 1025 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,960 fuck it, I will fly out the next day or Nah, fuck it. 1026 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,920 I don't even really know Paddy. But no, Donald just sold the 1027 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,080 ticket. But now I'm not going on the 1028 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,760 holiday. So because we haven't got the 1029 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,120 kids fucking vaccinated and she hadn't got a booster. 1030 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,080 So I want the ticket back. Then your mum won't give me a 1031 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,680 ticket back. And I was on my mate and I was 1032 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,760 like, I don't give out to your cousin. 1033 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,040 I go down, fuck it. See they can't. 1034 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,720 I want the ticket back and he won't give me a pack. 1035 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,560 But Long story short, I wrapped the store. 1036 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,240 He's not answering. Can you get me in? 1037 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,440 Yeah. And I was like, I don't have. 1038 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,560 Any control of tickets mate? What do you mean you don't have 1039 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,160 any? It's your fuck control like it's 1040 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,200 you. You're on the boat there. 1041 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,160 You don't have. You didn't have tickets. 1042 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,920 Like you weren't that tickets out for cheaper? 1043 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,280 And I was like, why would I do that? 1044 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,280 Why would I do that? Oh my God. 1045 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,120 See. If versus tech it comes up, will 1046 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:19,720 you let? Me know? 1047 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,200 Yes, because Daphne wants you and Michelle, your tickets 1048 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,240 aren't available. Ticketmaster. 1049 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,800 They're available at Nuts Corner, available anywhere. 1050 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,680 Yeah, people. Knock on fake ones out and all 1051 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,000 genuinely know people. They they messaged me and told 1052 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,760 me that they get into my show in the Ulster Hall with a fake 1053 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,720 tech. Oh, that's not what you want to 1054 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,520 hear, I know. Why would they tell me? 1055 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,800 Speaking of Ulster Hall, right? Please do me a favour if you 1056 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,560 can't because of material, whatever. 1057 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:49,080 I had tears in my eyes at the Ulster Hall show Right because 1058 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,520 she lost her iPhone because people were clapping. 1059 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,000 For someone else. Oh, I thought I'd lost my phone 1060 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,800 and it was in my boot the whole time and I was looking for it 1061 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,440 backstage. But you know, it would be fair. 1062 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,920 Your etiquette was 10 out of 10. Do you know what? 1063 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,640 All my mates went, he fought and thought we'd talk out because 1064 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,920 we're from West Belfast. Of course it did and I went, 1065 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,280 yeah. Pierce and I were waiting 1066 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,240 outside when he found. It the same was going one of 1067 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,560 these cunts have lifted. It Do you know what happened? 1068 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,080 I ended up being on the floor picking up peanuts and crisps 1069 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,720 off that floor while everybody was away partying after my show 1070 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,640 and. That dumb my balls and then. 1071 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,200 I went I'm not. I'm not invading the squad like 1072 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,400 Outback. You help me? 1073 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,320 Look for my phone straight after you came off stage from the 1074 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,560 biggest show you've done at that point. 1075 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,640 And I was like, that's it because I thought one of my 1076 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,280 mates stole your phone. One of your mates went one. 1077 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,840 Of your off to your mates walked into your change room as I was 1078 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,640 walking out with her wives or whatever and the guy looked at 1079 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,120 me. He's bald a bit or if he's not 1080 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,520 he should be and he goes I have your I got I picked up your 1081 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,800 phone there. I've got your phone. 1082 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,640 And I knew he didn't, but it was worth me asking. 1083 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:58,400 And he was like, yes, I hope it's in my jacket here, do you 1084 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,720 want it? And I went, yeah. 1085 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,600 And he went. Ah, and show me his. 1086 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:09,080 Cover card. And I remember thinking if he 1087 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,760 died tonight, it would be a part. 1088 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,640 It would be a good thing right in your eyes. 1089 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,680 Yeah, and then I got. Back to the car, obviously I'd 1090 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,520 formed the police, right, because it was 8000 W Belfast in 1091 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,680 the Ginger. And then I was like, they might 1092 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,160 not have stole my phone, but they're doing something. 1093 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,360 And my phone was in my boot the whole time. 1094 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,120 See, I had everyone in the venue looking for it at staff on their 1095 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,440 knees. You just wanted to steal the 1096 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,520 lemon and. His new he's me, he's put that 1097 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,840 in his car. Your encore was to search for my 1098 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,840 phone. Yeah, but I understand if you 1099 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,040 don't want to tell this full story, but you've done the show 1100 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,440 something you might. I had tears in my eyes laughing 1101 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,160 when you were talking about Bumper because sometimes when I 1102 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,800 see someone talking about a person in stand up, I picture 1103 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,720 them in the head. And as you're saying it, I was 1104 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:01,440 picturing an act out and I was sitting beside Aaron Butler and 1105 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,720 Rory Woods and I, I must have given them both dead legs. 1106 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,360 The amount I was slapping their leg. 1107 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:10,400 I just couldn't control my laughter about. 1108 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,520 Going into the. Woman's house and like the man 1109 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,640 on a fry. Yeah. 1110 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,680 And that's sort of an angle, like he put her. 1111 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,960 Needy on. No, but sorry to. 1112 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,520 Take it back. This Were you his apprentice? 1113 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,280 Were you? I was. 1114 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,360 I was basically his apprentice. Yeah, I was. 1115 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,600 I was just sent in to learn how you you knew him before this? 1116 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,360 No. No, didn't know him before. 1117 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,360 Didn't know this guy. And you know what? 1118 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,600 When I met him, I thought I was mad. 1119 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:39,080 I was like, what? Like this guy's fucking another 1120 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,240 level. Was he Peter decorated? 1121 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,640 No, no, no. No Joyner. 1122 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,760 Joyner. Joyner still is a Joyner and an 1123 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:48,120 absolute fucking lunatic of the highest order. 1124 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,040 But you wouldn't if you seen him in the street. 1125 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,200 You wouldn't think it, right? But he's just one. 1126 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,360 Of them people. Do you know what I mean? 1127 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,760 Yeah, just. And it's real name that bumper, 1128 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,760 by the way, right? I thought it's real. 1129 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,920 I wouldn't say this guy's name. Because he he would turn up at 1130 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,800 your house. Do you know what I mean? 1131 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,800 Yeah, but he. You were, yeah. 1132 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,000 The shadow woman. Can you tell a story about about 1133 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,200 him putting the outfit on and the and the, the husband coming 1134 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,080 back and all that? What the we went? 1135 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,600 What was? So what happened was the first 1136 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:25,960 day was I had to go on free tourism 18 fucking 171818 and I 1137 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,520 get sent. To go and work with them during. 1138 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,480 The door So the boss who employed me brought me up. 1139 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,880 He says you're working with Bumper and his exact words was. 1140 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,520 Give it a chance. And I was like. 1141 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,520 What do you mean? And he was like. 1142 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,960 I know you're a wee bit of a racket, right? 1143 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,280 And I know you're up for a bit of a laugh, just give it a 1144 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:46,960 chance. Because. 1145 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,400 They don't want to phone me and then go on. 1146 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,800 I can't. That's too much. 1147 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,920 This guy obviously hasn't been diagnosed with something when he 1148 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,040 was a kid. Do you know he was just he's a 1149 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,360 fuck idiot. Is is the determinable to give 1150 00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,280 to somebody here? But this guy, Daphne is just 1151 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,800 like just on the main Lord. I met him and he's just he's 1152 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,440 chewing, chewing gum, always chewing gum clean and all, like 1153 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:10,520 he's not that he's but he's just mental and he was like what's 1154 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,320 happening, but clean. Do you know what I mean? 1155 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,000 But he had a mullet. I remember he had a mullet and 1156 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,920 he wore double denim like it was it, but he called it a Wrangler 1157 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,240 jacket. He had a Wrangler jacket and a 1158 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,440 shirt. So he wasn't like a dirty 1159 00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:25,680 joiner. It's not like your typical when 1160 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,800 people picture a joiner, they can see he's only one mastic all 1161 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,560 over dirty. He was always clean, but he 1162 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:34,240 didn't wear them trousers. Now he wears jeans and boots, 1163 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,080 had a wee shirt and a Wrangler jacket and he had a mullet. 1164 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,120 So he was like fucking short cloth, hot armors on this 1165 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,120 fucking hard to describe this guy, but he was as fit as fuck. 1166 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,760 He could do push ups on his foot and knuckles like, you know, he 1167 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,320 would do them everywhere and show people like do one harder 1168 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,560 ones not fit. But he was like fucking dead 1169 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,760 cheeky. And he just literally went, 1170 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,440 we're working in here. You get the tools. 1171 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,800 So all the tools lifted in the van. 1172 00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,520 He walked up the driveway just fucking straight in the door and 1173 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,320 the girl was like hot who are you fox it ways up to your 1174 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,760 doors. Fucking fuck up. 1175 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,760 What are you doing? What are you watching? 1176 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,880 Fucking shit something on the TV Jim Michael. 1177 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,080 There's a part that off the fuck and a bit of music or 1178 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,200 footballers up and all for us and just going what and this 1179 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,920 girl was like what? But she was sort of smiling like 1180 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,880 is he serious? This is she was near enough. 1181 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,000 You would have thought looking for a camera, thinking it was 1182 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,720 like A and he's like wait and get the team on the fuck mall. 1183 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,560 The boys get these doors on the fucking. 1184 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,480 She was like you seriously, he's like, if you want your fucking 1185 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,720 doors on, you may get the fucking need fed mother to my 1186 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:34,760 boss or no. And I'm just stop, they're 1187 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,440 going. And I turned around and your mom 1188 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,840 that employed me was away and I was like, and he was like, come 1189 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,440 on you come on. The fuck Have you hung doors 1190 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,720 before? He hadn't hung doors before. 1191 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:47,960 We say stay to your door when he doesn't know I've gone and I 1192 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,400 hadn't hung the door, you know what I mean? 1193 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,840 So I was sort of going and I was going. 1194 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,560 I'm only a practise. And here he was listening. 1195 00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:57,840 I'm only a practise. He's fucking 26 No, and your 1196 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,040 woman was called God sake. Here's have you had a stick of 1197 00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:00,960 fry on? She was going. 1198 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,520 I'm gonna hang in for a fry. Who? 1199 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,480 So we make it up the fuck and bakery and get 2 sausage rolled 1200 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,680 baps or something for me and him. 1201 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,720 Do you want sausage rolled bap? He wants a sausage rolled bap. 1202 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:11,080 Put put red sauce. I don't like red sauce. 1203 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,480 It was only a month yet I know I wouldn't take it. 1204 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,360 I don't want I never had you know see if you couldn't say no 1205 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,560 to him, right? Yeah, yeah, where he was the. 1206 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,760 Fucking sausage rolled baps stuck. 1207 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,080 In their face and all you know what I mean. 1208 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,960 And then he he went up the stairs. 1209 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,960 I do the doors up the stairs. You go in there. 1210 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,760 And I was sort of relieved that he had left the room and the 1211 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,320 girl was at the kitchen sort of all flustered going what the 1212 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,080 fuck just happened and who is these two mad fuckers in my 1213 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,640 house? And the next minute I'm on park 1214 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,920 and he says take that door off down there and I went right. 1215 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,400 So I got to screwdriver it. I'm trying to fuck it all 1216 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,640 painted in hinges and I was really trying my hardest and 1217 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,000 next month I do is when I turn around. 1218 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,640 I'd literally met him 10 minutes before. 1219 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,720 So I'd met him as much as your woman had met him, and he had 1220 00:56:55,720 --> 00:57:01,360 the fucking silk negligee on hers. *** was like a big pink, 1221 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,520 you know? And it had the frills here and 1222 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,800 the. Fucking silk, no. 1223 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,960 Waist coat but he had his boots on but he was fucking completely 1224 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,440 naked underneath it and I was like, did he just take 1225 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:16,600 everything off up the stairs? And I just remember here in. 1226 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,560 My heart do you know when your body starts going? 1227 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,320 And I went, was she downstairs? She's I'm. 1228 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,880 It's a big tiny house and. Turf floor. 1229 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,280 So I'm looking in the kitchen, she's standing, fucking fiddling 1230 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,480 about and he's up the stairs going all this year. 1231 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,680 Don't put this leg out. Though. 1232 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,120 And he was, there was an advertisement used to be out 1233 00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,680 where it was like a stripper, like a chicken soup or something 1234 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,200 in your mouth. Watch New Pussycat. 1235 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,840 But he was singing that and he was dancing about and I was 1236 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,600 going what in a good name of fuck, what the fuck? 1237 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,080 And she started walking out and I was like, hold on. 1238 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,840 It's just like, what do you mean hold on? 1239 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,520 I need to go up a fucking star and I have to run down the 1240 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,080 bakery and get him a sausage roll back and I'm going, oh, 1241 00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,360 fuck me. And I shit, I was going. 1242 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:06,000 I guess the heavenly was going. And I'm holding her whole 1243 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:06,560 limits. She was. 1244 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,880 Like watching you mad bastard. And she pushed past me and I 1245 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,400 remember going, oh, for Foxy as he is. 1246 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:14,640 And next minute the door in the bathroom just shut and she went 1247 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,800 up the stairs strapped. What are you doing, you boy? 1248 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,400 You know what's he laughing at? Here he was. 1249 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,120 I'm having a fucking shake, you motherfucking bitch. 1250 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,400 And I just went, Oh my, here's was, are you serious? 1251 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,560 You would do that in somebody else's house? 1252 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,120 Here he was. It's fucking turf flaws. 1253 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:30,200 And I'm alone, for fuck's sake. There's nobody ever shitting 1254 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,480 this toilet before and all I'm going she's going to walk in 1255 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,920 their room and see her natie away. 1256 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,800 Well, she didn't anyway, she didn't get changed and went up 1257 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,520 the shop and he I was like, are you serious? 1258 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,360 And he was like, what's me? A bit of crack? 1259 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,600 Fuck's sake. I was like, it's the girls 1260 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,480 fucking clothes and your balls and everything is in them and 1261 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,680 what the. Fuck, I just remember. 1262 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,040 Ringing the Fallon that night and he went, listen, no mobiles 1263 00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,560 back in. Like generally they were only 1264 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,960 coming in and I was like, is this guy? 1265 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,280 And he went listen, he's a brilliant joiner. 1266 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,760 And I was like he. Might well be yes, he says, but 1267 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,280 he's a fucking hair case and I was like, you've no idea he was 1268 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,520 Oh no, I've worked with him before. 1269 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,400 He says no, he says you'll learn loads with him, just stick with 1270 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,960 it. And then the second thing was 1271 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,640 the fucking pellets outfit that he stole from the fucking fancy 1272 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,040 dress yet Do you know what I mean? 1273 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,440 It was like it. Was just one thing like I've 1274 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,440 only I've only told three stories about him. 1275 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:30,560 I've 20 to 30 more ones and some of them I can't even tell. 1276 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? 1277 00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,120 Like genuinely turned up one time in full suspenders, 1278 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:40,840 knickers, thong bra like full on and walked about the set. 1279 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,720 And everybody was just like. Why? 1280 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,480 Why would he even do that? And here he was. 1281 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,880 That's the one I was. Reading last night, I know, but 1282 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,800 you're wearing you. You're wearing full girls 1283 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:58,960 underwear, balls hanging out and the foreman was from fucking the 1284 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,080 four men from them. There were a couple of brothers. 1285 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,800 They were doing the whole job and they were like is this guy? 1286 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,240 What the fuck? Like and I was like. 1287 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,440 Just bumper that's. Bumper that's that's a Monday 1288 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,560 that's that's a. Monday, wait until he gets there 1289 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,600 Friday and he's getting excited and we're going to appear. 1290 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,480 Do you know what I mean? Have you had? 1291 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:22,200 From the shows and podcast clips and all that, how many people 1292 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,360 that you're talking about reached out to you about it and 1293 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,040 have you got any, any bother or anyone? 1294 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,400 Have you had anyone mad being like, what about this one? 1295 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,200 Tell this one about me, you know. 1296 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,680 What I mean, the guy who went Maesteg to, who worked the door 1297 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:42,360 with me, who had the night vision goggles and all so. 1298 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,920 That. What? 1299 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:44,600 What? Happened. 1300 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,360 I watched. That clip the other day I. 1301 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,840 Went and found it on my own fucking Facebook. 1302 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,000 His sons were commenting. On the Facebook, that's right. 1303 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:56,200 And I sent one of them a message and he says, has he seen it yet? 1304 01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,400 And he went, has he turned up at your door yet? 1305 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,360 And I went, no. And he went, but he hadn't seen 1306 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,480 it yet. And I was like, right? 1307 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,440 So I remember like 2 weeks. Down the lane, this guy sent me 1308 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,320 a message and I knew he was a doorman because he was stalling 1309 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,240 in black clothes in his profile picture like this. 1310 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,200 Or I'd say the butcher shop is. This is this such and such. 1311 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,840 The workspace in the such and such part and I didn't reply 1312 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,720 tell him and he went you're silence lets me know what it is. 1313 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:29,320 This is confirmed and he showed him it and. 1314 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:35,040 He the message that. Get back to me was if you had a 1315 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,400 mansion, my name it'd be different. 1316 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:47,240 I'd have killed you. Oh was exactly the message that 1317 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,240 got sent back and for like 6 months never spoke to me Now. 1318 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,280 Not that we would be speaking every day. 1319 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:57,960 I was doing work at the side of my house and this was a year 1320 01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,880 later. I was installing a toilet in the 1321 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,400 house so I had to dig the side up to go into the sewer pipe. 1322 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:07,320 And he drove up the street. And. 1323 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,640 Seen. I'd seen him. 1324 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:12,920 Looking down my driver and seen me halfway look around, parked 1325 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,560 his car, walked down and I was like well what's happening and 1326 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:21,800 he kicked me in the head. And walked away. 1327 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:26,600 And I sort of that he was kicking me in the head and then 1328 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,720 he came back and took a photo of me in the hole. 1329 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,080 I laughed. At the amount I'm going to make 1330 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,160 you famous on the Internet now and I was like, well, with what? 1331 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,000 Like I'm just in a hole. And he's just kicking in the 1332 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,840 head and there was like muck on the face because I had dugout 1333 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,240 muck and he had kicked it on the. 1334 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,320 And he was, is that not funny? And I was like, no. 1335 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,960 And he's like, right. And he went away. 1336 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,720 And then obviously he must have been doing something. 1337 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:52,760 He came back in and he was like, oh, I'll just say sorry, but 1338 01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:53,800 that I shouldn't have kicked you in the head. 1339 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:57,360 And I was like, yeah, I know. And I was like, that's to get. 1340 01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,440 And I was like, right, OK. And he's like, do you want to 1341 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,560 handle it? And he says, well, I'm. 1342 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:04,680 Struggling a wee bit because I was. 1343 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,480 Digging the hole and here he was jump out and I'll jump in and 1344 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,520 dig super fit right And he jumped in and basically that 1345 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,600 like it was like 30 foot down and he dug the hole and then 1346 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:17,400 ended up putting the pipe on for me and then done the pipes in 1347 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,920 the toilet and then ended up doing the whole job. 1348 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,640 I thought I was going to die and I was digging the hole. 1349 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:26,200 I was fucking digging the hole that he was going to buy me in, 1350 01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,080 right? That's what it felt like to. 1351 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,480 Me. Jesus, he's a what? 1352 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,760 I would not argue with him. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't win the. 1353 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:33,720 Fight. There's no point. 1354 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,800 Even saying what he going to going that there's no point even 1355 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,840 saying back to him I did on your knack on that my ball, he'll do 1356 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,080 the thing it. Killed you? 1357 01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:42,840 Let me ask you about. Waterfront. 1358 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,000 Or Limelight has sold out. The COVID show you're doing is 1359 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 that did you just have a load of material by COVID that you're 1360 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,080 not going to be able to use anymore? 1361 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,760 So you're like, fuck it, let me just put on a one off. 1362 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,640 No, what basically happened was. The two gigs at Christmas and 1363 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,640 they got cancelled and they needed money for January. 1364 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,560 So I fucking said just saying what am I going to here? 1365 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,000 And the road is show just sitting just about COVID and I 1366 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,800 went fuck it. That's all material. 1367 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,600 And I mean I'll just fucking give it a go. 1368 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,360 So it's just sold tickets. So I don't even know if it's any 1369 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,320 good, but suppose people will tell You want me to find out, 1370 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:12,960 isn't there? Do it. 1371 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,920 Do you know what I mean? Wet waterfront is NN. 1372 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:21,360 The we'll put the ticket link in and stuff, but have you here's 1373 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,800 the thing you you like think about like the stage and stuff 1374 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,200 like when you had those like panel that like light thing do 1375 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,040 you had I know what it is, but like that was like most people 1376 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,360 must have included just stage drops. 1377 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,360 You mean the? Backdrop, yeah. 1378 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,080 So that backdrop of the stage, yeah, which is the technical 1379 01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:41,960 term for the backdrop. You said that like somebody from 1380 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,520 fuck. In West Belfast that didn't know 1381 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,720 the technical term for something. 1382 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:49,880 No stage thing with your name. Like. 1383 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,600 You had. That. 1384 01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:57,200 Which look class. So for Waterfront, you do 1385 01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:00,280 something like that, like you already thinking about the show 1386 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,920 you deal with later than that. I always leave it till about 1387 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:04,960 two. Months, the a month before very 1388 01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,120 last minute, yeah, but of an idea what I want to do, put it, 1389 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:12,040 I don't think the Ulster, the Ulster halls backdrop. 1390 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:15,200 I hated that whole organ thing. And I watch stuff for people. 1391 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:16,920 It dominates the room and then stupid. 1392 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,960 Things behind you and stuff. So I just wanted and then it was 1393 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:21,400 a made of mine that does emulate boxes. 1394 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:25,320 Senko and Chris Moss. Anybody's looking at any work 1395 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:31,160 and so W Balfour, no. To say and if anyone's looking. 1396 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,320 Anywhere he used to. Be W Belfast but he's moved up 1397 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,760 now. And lives in the moon and. 1398 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:41,680 But he. He basically came to me and I 1399 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,840 just says I'm looking something here and he was like, what about 1400 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,880 this? And I was like, that's amazing. 1401 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,240 He says well, I can put them on the stage. 1402 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:50,960 So because we did the one year. Ulster Hall were filming that we 1403 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,440 didn't. We like the light cancelled out 1404 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,520 the organ. There was like a way to do it 1405 01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:00,360 where we like. Here's your handbriar we. 1406 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,080 Did fault and she. Landed it up from above so 1407 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,760 there's no shadow of it. Very fault and 20. 1408 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:09,000 Torches Borough comment down. Did you get offered the curtain? 1409 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,720 No. I get offered the curtain. 1410 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,640 I. I rented a gold curtain for a 1411 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:19,120 show once and then didn't use it and it was so dear I didn't use 1412 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,400 it well. The curtain in the Ulster Hall 1413 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,040 was better. Ground for the Drop a curtain 1414 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,560 down over the top of it. You know someone who'd get a? 1415 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,760 Curtain for but they wouldn't let us bring her own carpet in. 1416 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,200 Do you know what I mean? I could have, I could have got 1417 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:33,440 the whole thing dressed in but for £40. 1418 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,080 No, let. Me ask you. 1419 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:39,520 Finally thing I'd ask you things, do you think you could 1420 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,600 get this stuff when it within an R right? 1421 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,880 So if I would say, do you called Paddy, I need X? 1422 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:48,760 Do you know someone who can get X right in an R? 1423 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:56,200 Let me see. Do you know someone who who 1424 01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:05,680 could get a crossbow in an R? No, because he's inside, do you 1425 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,000 know? Someone who could get a fake. 1426 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:11,000 Passport in a day? No, I've never. 1427 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,800 Came across fake passports. Fake driving licence. 1428 01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,240 I'm in the fucking brew here. Or something Fake driving 1429 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,200 licence? No, but I. 1430 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,800 Can get I know somebody. That can get you your licence. 1431 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:24,520 Like if you fucking constantly are feeling it, they'll get you 1432 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,080 a licence. Like you can get your driving 1433 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,920 test, you'll get your bias. Yes, how much would that? 1434 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:29,760 Cost. I don't. 1435 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,080 Know I haven't acquired it didn't. 1436 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:35,880 Need it. Original Harry Potter books. 1437 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:39,360 In an R, Fuck's sake. Possible. 1438 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,000 Because it did the door in Castle Street. 1439 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,320 Right. So naturally. 1440 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,880 Like yeah, like I'm not even the. 1441 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,960 Reason why I'm saying about that is there was a guy and all he 1442 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:51,920 done that called him Waterstones. 1443 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:56,560 His name was Waterstone. That was his nickname because 1444 01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:00,840 all he done was was get books to order and the people that bought 1445 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,000 them books. I can tell you fucking I were 1446 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:07,360 people that worked in Queens and students in Queens because the 1447 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,960 books were so expensive and they were coming to Castle Street and 1448 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,720 he would go and steal it. Whatever book you wanted, you 1449 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,280 just gave him the order and he went and got them. 1450 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,120 Books aren't that dear. A book? 1451 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:18,399 Have you bought books? What? 1452 01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:19,720 No. Like so how? 1453 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:21,319 Do you use fucking? No, books aren't. 1454 01:08:21,319 --> 01:08:23,160 That dear. So you used to buy five books 1455 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,160 for post books. Or why they'd be there, wouldn't 1456 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:25,560 it? Yeah. 1457 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:28,200 I've never read some things were like he. 1458 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,680 Was coming in my books and he was going like she got that one 1459 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:34,520 for 2750 like but it's fucking £82 in the fucking chap like do 1460 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:38,760 you know what I mean? I remember he made 11 doing that 1461 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,560 I. Remember when we were at Tech? 1462 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:44,000 Being outside WH Smith and Royal Ave and one of the Harry Potter 1463 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,439 DVDs had come out and a fella as we were standing outside waiting 1464 01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:52,080 for someone in the class, whatever ran in lifted probably 1465 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:56,000 80 of these DVDs straight back down Royal Ave and as he passed 1466 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,600 us. He just passed us, sprinted and 1467 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:01,560 went. Harry Potter that's away. 1468 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,120 Uh huh, uh huh. I like it. 1469 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,319 He's gone. He was gone. 1470 01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:08,080 I'll never forget that for as long as we we were talking the 1471 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,080 other day. I can't remember what it. 1472 01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,080 Was. I think it was actually an 1473 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:14,120 interview, but there was a wee cobbler stop a shop at the back 1474 01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:16,040 of your cascade. No this. 1475 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:17,640 One was. Do you know where Leisure World 1476 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:18,880 would have been? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1477 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,760 Is that what you're talking about? 1478 01:09:20,279 --> 01:09:21,640 And it was. On the corner it was this wee 1479 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:25,240 man, he was like that and I remember out of all my mates 1480 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:29,439 like it was like if you can get that, if you can get that 1481 01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:32,080 display man, if you get the. Man like that would have. 1482 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,240 Been it. And in my head I was going, I 1483 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:38,080 ain't going to get that. And then I think the day that I 1484 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,240 went, am I going to go down and get that this Saturday? 1485 01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:41,560 Obviously wasn't thinking straight. 1486 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,600 And then I had the wee moment where I looked in the shop and I 1487 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,560 went like, genuinely, what the fuck are we going to do that? 1488 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,680 Plus, forget it, probably a wee old boy runs that luck. 1489 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:52,520 Nah, your mom was big as fuck and I. 1490 01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:55,880 Knew you would have knocked my fucking, SO I sort of had to 1491 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:57,440 know why it's not worth it, you know what I mean? 1492 01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,960 That would be that would be decent of a living room. 1493 01:09:58,960 --> 01:09:59,480 It was. Different. 1494 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:00,680 It was different when you were getting the. 1495 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,280 Stuff for Valentine's Day for weed, birds and all that there, 1496 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:06,320 you know what I mean? You just went and got your fair 1497 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,640 play that we lodger going. I think he gets you Thornton's 1498 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,560 every fucking year, but says Jessica on it. 1499 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:14,280 Your name's Alien like Donovan is this you were stealing the 1500 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:18,360 display And Donald, what was the first thing you ever shopping? 1501 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:21,680 Probably. When I was a kid, I stole the. 1502 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,520 Man would have bought me a matchbox car every week. 1503 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,960 I collected them as a kid and there was. 2 and I couldn't 1504 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,880 decide. More and I was going and just 1505 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,440 going you can't get 2, you can get it next week. 1506 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:36,400 And I was like, no, really like both of these are only put out. 1507 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:39,040 They'll not be here next week. It's like you're not getting 2. 1508 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,040 You can only get one. You solve the problem just like 1509 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,000 pack one. That's it. 1510 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:47,160 So I stopped one in the pocket and I remember walking out the 1511 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,680 toy room and that's sweating. Do you know what I mean? 1512 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,920 It's like sweating. You're like, I could go to my. 1513 01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:55,040 Everyone was looking at me. Everyone in the shop was looking 1514 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:55,960 at me. They all knew. 1515 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,600 Do you know what I mean? In my head I was going. 1516 01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:01,520 They all knew. And I remember getting home and 1517 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:05,040 I had that up the stairs. But when I came home, I run into 1518 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:08,080 the house and run straight up. And the man who did and normally 1519 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,200 would have went down and get all the matchboxes because that'd be 1520 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,800 Laurie and you could take them all out of the side of it. 1521 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,760 And she followed me up and she's like, what are you doing? 1522 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,080 And I was like nothing, nothing, nothing. 1523 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,160 And she's like, what are you doing? 1524 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:22,840 And I ended up she fucking fell into the took the car there and 1525 01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:24,480 she just like, do you get to keep it? 1526 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:26,360 No fucking. Didn't she brought me back there 1527 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:27,520 in? The shop and she made me tell 1528 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:31,280 them on and then every week call mum and I felt like we're all 1529 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,920 low and I wouldn't even touch the cars. 1530 01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:35,720 I would just go that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1531 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,960 I'm not allowed to. Touch the cars, you're not 1532 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:41,360 allowed to touch anything in the shop. 1533 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:44,200 So like for fucking months I walked up over my hands on the 1534 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,280 thing. What's the last thing you shot? 1535 01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:53,120 Was asking for a friend. Constable, It wasn't that long. 1536 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:56,480 Ago and I didn't do it on purpose. 1537 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,640 I didn't. It was a card from, I knew you 1538 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:00,800 would say a car. I was like that. 1539 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,440 Probably was on purpose. It was a card. 1540 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:05,120 Right. Because what happened was Andrea 1541 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,840 went to work and I had the two youngest kids and she was like, 1542 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,160 what are you doing today? And I was like, I don't know, 1543 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,760 I'll take them somewhere. And we went the funky monkeys 1544 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:17,440 and which was a. Disaster because I. 1545 01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:20,000 Forgot that the 2 year old you need to put a nappy on her when 1546 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,480 you're doing stuff like that. Some retarded trainer and I 1547 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,960 didn't and we went in and straight away when you went in 1548 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,000 the girl was like right, they can go and play just make sure 1549 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,280 their shoes and blah blah blah blah blah, keep their socks on. 1550 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:32,880 Yes dead on, dead on. I says look I want to order them 1551 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,720 chicken cushions and chips, can he order it? 1552 01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,280 And I says we have to walk around there and do it. 1553 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,760 So two kids went to play. I ordered that. 1554 01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:40,520 She says it'll take 1015 minutes. 1555 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:45,080 Sat down, set everything out, done whatever your parent does, 1556 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,240 went where to fuck my phone because I'm not even looking 1557 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,960 after my kids in here. What you're meant to be doing 1558 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:52,080 and the next. Minute the four year. 1559 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:55,040 Old came over and create wet herself. 1560 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,360 I was like fuck sake, her bottle. 1561 01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,000 Is it like you know, can you get it? 1562 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:04,280 Is it a wee bit or jeans were completely saturated and socks 1563 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:08,280 everything and I was like I've just ordered fucking £20 bit of 1564 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:11,720 food here for reasons I'm just in the place it's £12. 1565 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:14,960 They went so I done what Annie part what done and I went where 1566 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,720 is she left her and took her into the Mueller changing 1567 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:22,120 toilets and stripped her all down and then was drying her 1568 01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:25,680 jeans and her socks on the fucking dryer and she was on the 1569 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:29,080 wee table that pulled out and the last thing I had to do was 1570 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,760 her pants but she kept fucking trying to get off. 1571 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:36,560 So I put them over the top of the wee silver head and was 1572 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:37,760 turned. Around and let that. 1573 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,280 Constantly be on and the mountain fire. 1574 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,000 The smoke must have hit the fucking. 1575 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,520 Thing How did you steal a card? And then you went to no. 1576 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:48,840 So this is what I was telling you, right? 1577 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:52,800 So what basically happened was the fire alarm went off in Funky 1578 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:57,080 Monkeys and they had to get everybody out of the place and. 1579 01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,400 I kept walking out and the girl was like you. 1580 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:01,880 Have to get out and I was like great and scissors like fire or 1581 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,680 something somewhere and they're looking everywhere and I had 1582 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:07,160 these pair of pants in my pocket and the smoke was still coming 1583 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:10,920 out of my pocket from them so I. Says I'm just going to run down 1584 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,480 the shop. So rundown the shop was all 1585 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:14,760 flustered. So in fact he had funky monkeys 1586 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,120 because I was trying to dry up her knickers on the fucking hand 1587 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:20,280 dryer and I went down. The stairs and when I was in I. 1588 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:21,280 Went I grabbed the stuff for dinner. 1589 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,200 So I grabbed the stuff for dinner and the card was in the 1590 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:25,520 bottom of the fucking thing and I put it through the self 1591 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,840 checkout and I put so I just did genuinely, but it didn't go back 1592 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,840 and pay for it. Now it's a police matter now so. 1593 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,440 Yeah, that was that was. Recently, yeah. 1594 01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:36,360 So it was only clip that Michael and forward. 1595 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,680 It on and forward it on infopsni.com. 1596 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,280 Yeah, ticket links for we'll put ticket link for waterfront in 1597 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:43,760 the description. It was actually get well soon 1598 01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:46,520 card for you. For your leg, don't need to, 1599 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,200 it's better. Medical marvel, Medical marvel, 1600 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:52,360 medical marvel. So for any paramilitaries there, 1601 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:53,800 don't worry. About it like you can just do 1602 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,800 him and now because. He won't feel it. 1603 01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:01,440 Cheers for coming on. Always appreciate it. 1604 01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,960 And we'll be, I'll be at the Waterfront show. 1605 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,040 Cheers. Thank you.