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Prime big Deal days is coming 
October 8th and 9th, which can 

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lead to involuntary deal squeals
like the infamous deal on a new 

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massager squeal. 
Save big on prime big deal days 

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October 8th and 9th. 
Zippers, Welcome to this 

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episode. 
Zippers, welcome to this episode

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of the Tea with me podcast with 
me, she and Todd. 

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If you're watching this in the 
video version on YouTube, which 

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should be unless you're old, 
you'll notice that I have this 

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new. 
I've had it for a couple of 

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weeks. 
I've talked about it HD webcam. 

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The more look at it, the more I 
don't know what the HD about it.

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In fact, I think the built in 
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better, but maybe I just need to
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you know, not too sure. 
I want to say light and rig. 

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I mean some very small basic 
light. 

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I I do not mean a rig. 
I don't even know what a light 

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and rig is, but I'm sure I 
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I mean, I might be able to, but 
here we go zippers. 

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It's a Wednesday episode of the 
tea with me podcast again, we're

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we're what we're a week into 
this second. 

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We're not even a week into the 
second lockdown and I don't I 

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don't know, I don't know what's 
going on. 

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I know that I know one thing. 
I know I probably know 450 

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things. 
Like in general, like that would

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be in the amount of things. 
No, in fact, I would know more 

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than 450 things because I would 
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celebrities. 
So and I probably know 450 

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footballers. 
I would, I would honestly, I 

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would say I know 8000 things and
one of the things I know is that

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your big mate is on TV this 
Friday, This Friday, BBC One 

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Northern Ireland 1045 either 
10:45 or 10:15. 

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Either way, stay up. 
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because a lot of people go to 
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being one. 
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up to watch myself. 
You know what yet, which I do 

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anyway in the Mirror, but but 
this will be me watching me on 

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TV, which is like Inception, but
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on BBC One this Friday. 
I'll find out the time I think. 

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I think it's 10:45. 
I mean, that's late. 

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Let me just check BBC One 
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There we go. 
And I'd already looked it up. 

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There we go. 
I'd already looked up 1045 Jesus

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Christ. 
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this Friday night, it'll be on 
network BBC in whether you, 

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whether you're in London, 
Barnsley, Glasgow or Cardiff and

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many other places, it'll be on a
different time, but I'm sure you

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can, you can find out when that 
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It's it's one of three episodes.
So it's my first, it's my first 

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TV series and I'm excited for 
people to see it and I'm excited

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to see it myself because I've 
not seen it. 

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I haven't seen it because I 
didn't want to. 

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I like watching it when it's 
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because you get excited, not 
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well, I don't know how good it's
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TV to me is still cool. 
You know, doing online stuff is,

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is kinda what I what I do now. 
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doing online stuff me, me and 
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Everybody else that does. 
Stand up that does comedy, but 

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let me tell that down a bit. 
I look very vulnerable the way I

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was sitting there. 
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But TV was the thing that 
whenever I grew up, it was like 

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do your dream once you go into 
comedy and and that kind of 

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thing. 
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ATV show, especially on like BBC
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me. 
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always been one of the big 
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do. 
So with this show, you know, you

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might have seen the pilot that I
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The pilot, which is basically a 
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let's see how it goes trial. 
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on and then they save people if 
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And if they do, they give you a 
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it on the first time. 
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like a Wednesday, Wednesday 
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And then I, I, you know, let's 
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envelope. 
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say things like that because 
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joking. 
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they might have been doing it 
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is there any chance you could 
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Todd? 
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on again because, you know, the 
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looking for content to put out. 
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know, gave it a big push here. 
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it and and then we've got a 
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think there would have been new 
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not a series. 
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lockdown thing, this whole 
pandemic, you know, people 

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looking for a silver lining. 
It's called previously with 

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Shane Taunton. 
It's on this Friday night. 

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It's a yeah. 
I don't like watching stuff. 

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I I don't like watching myself 
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watching it with I would never 
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of the show, but I didn't want 
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I started to watch it and then I
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because I I prefer to watch 
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know, which is, you know, 
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down and tell me there's 
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But yeah, it's going out. 
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I think at the time when we. 
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It's me going through the 
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and the the for the pilot that 
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thought we would do it is I'm 
having. 

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Talk about first world problems.
Do you ever get it when you're 

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wearing ankle socks and it goes 
over your the ball of your foot?

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And then it's not on, right? 
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Anyway, when we did the pilot, 
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comedy club audience, in front 
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It was like doing stand up. 
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audience, you know, commenting 
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But because we did this in the 
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the first time around, it was 
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studio in Belfast, which is 
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And it's where they do Nolan, 
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shiny floor shows, which is what
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And I, I really like that term. 
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called Seamus who is like top 
cameraman there, but he was also

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doing sound. 
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and like to show you on the 
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operators and like 3 people 
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So this was just all being done 
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good at it and then Mark, the 
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So it was the three of us, Mark 
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know, making sure I'm doing my 
lines right, giving me pointers,

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watching the time as well. 
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doing sound and camera. 
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this massive open space, no 
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So we have to do it in a 
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But I still think I still think 
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felt it did at the time. 
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it. 
And yeah, I'm a massive TV star 

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now. 
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The. 
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this. 
When we did this you couldn't 

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legally go to a barbers so I had
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Hair, which yes it is going from
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TV series, it is going to look 
on top like I just have one 

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curtain and I kind of do have 
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And I'm sorry, but I don't feel 
like starting every day by 

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putting a little bit of powder 
in my hair, by blow drying it, 

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by combing it up. 
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life gets in the way and then. 
And you just have to have your 

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hair the way you have your hair.
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going to look that way on 
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like that way on screen. 
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saying that whenever I should be
getting feedback of people being

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like she and you're brilliant, 
you're so funny, you look good, 

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the show's brilliant. 
You know, it's probably going to

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win a BAFTA. 
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people being like. 
Eh, where's your product on your

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hair? 
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comments like that will be 
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And I've been assured that 
that's going to go to the top 

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level. 
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you're going to go to macabre 
for life, so I would trade very,

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very carefully. 
So the show's on Friday, every 

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Friday. 
You can watch it on iPlayer if 

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you miss it. 
But if you do, you will be Judas

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turncoat. 
So I would just, I would just 

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watch it at the time if I were 
you previously with. 

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Shane Todd. 
I like that that my name is in 

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the title of it and I like that 
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Previously with Shane Todd. 
So it should be fun. 

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And look, there will be 
negativity, there will be 

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positivity, but that is life. 
You know, I, I did a, did some 

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press interviews for it and you 
know, you, you do press 

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interviews with Belfast live 
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newsletter Irish news and papers
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about, you know, getting in but 
doing an interview and kind of 

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promote your show. 
And there was 1 I did, can't 

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remember which one, but I was 
just about to go and do come and

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get a podcast and say I had to 
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I'd left just enough time with 
the baby and stuff, and I'd left

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just enough time to have a 
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the door. 
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upstairs, I got a phone call 
from BBC press office going OK, 

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this interview's about to start 
and I had to do a half hour 

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interview. 
While I didn't want to run, I 

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didn't want to make it sound 
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So I washed myself with the top 
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was collecting water in my hand.
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I was collecting the phone. 
I was collecting the water in my

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hand. 
I was pumping a little bit of 

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hand soap into my hand. 
I'm cleaning my entire body. 

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And I was naked in my bathroom 
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And what I should have done was 
said, I am so sorry. 

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Listen, we're, you know, we're 
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We're a bit distracted with 
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I got my days mixed up. 
Is there any way we could move 

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this interview? 
But I said, oh, I've been 

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looking forward to this. 
I've cleared time on the 

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schedule. 
I got my days mixed up. 

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So I had to clean my it took me 
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had wet, wet myself every. 
There's a lovely mental image. 

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I wet myself every. 
I didn't wet. 

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I didn't wet myself. 
For the water, I had put 

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moisture on myself that wasn't 
urine and then I got Carex, the 

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hand soap stuff, and then did 
that all over my body and then I

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had to run my hand under. 
The, and by the way, the whole 

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way during this, I'm like, yeah,
it was great to make the show, 

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you know, we, you know, we, we 
hope it's good and we put a lot 

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of passion into it and oh, 
what's it like doing a show 

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during lockdown? 
Oh, well, it's not ideal, you 

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know. 
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fact that I was giving myself a 
hillbilly bath and. 

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Dry myself. 
And then as it went on, I was 

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like, it's gonna sound like I'm 
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you're in a bathroom, you always
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So I then said on the phone at 
the end of it, I'm in the 

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bathroom. 
By the way, I hope you don't 

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think I'm doing a pager in this.
And they were like, no, it's 

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fine. 
Then I was like, Oh, no, they're

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gonna say I'm doing a shit 
turning interview, which is the 

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most disrespectful thing you can
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And then they're also going to 
be like, why you in there for 

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I don't understand people. 
See if you, see if you. 

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Go to the toilet for and we 
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Stuff on this podcast because we
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We've got a bit of decorum. 
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A lot of us don't even. 
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disrespectful. 
I don't understand. 

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People who, who are like in 
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When someone's like 45 minutes 
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I'd be like, give the Doctor a 
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the what? 
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Who's reading the paper? 
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and getting through it. 
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football. 
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you're reading the sport on the 
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there's something massively 
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Go to any. 
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Everything the podcast area, so 
don't actually don't actually go

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to any but there, but do do zoom
the GP if you're going to the if

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you're going. 
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unless. 
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with and then just sit there for
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weird because you're just 
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I just feel that that needs 
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take pride in going for a long 
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I sent her for about half an 

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You're going to die. 

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You're going to die really soon.
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What just fellas said. 

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There there's. 
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this podcast that's gone for a 
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That's definitely happened. 
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idea. 
I want to talk about loads. 

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I want to talk about the live 
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ago, but you'll not public 
listeners will not be able to 

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hear for a while because you're 
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Why you're not on the 
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podcast, patreon.com Tea with Me
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You get a bonus episode every 
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You get my live stand up special
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Waterfront. 
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And you get every every month or
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You're on Zoom, you're watching 

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You can write in the chat bar. 

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We had Dave Elliott, Kieran 
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Because we put it out there and 
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of times and. 
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ABBC sketch show before. 
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that he would read for. 
So yeah, that that was very 

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Well, honestly, for one of the 

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the episode, you remember the 
the ring of truth, like a red, a

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He got a lot off his chest. 
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a couple of weeks time. 
We might have to edit some of it

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the zippers and Dan was able to,
I don't know how he does this 

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like David Blaine or something, 
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be on screen live and ask ask us
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It was really fun. 

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Dave said before we were doing 
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He's like, listen, mate, my, my 
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So this was a Sunday night. 
We're doing it. 

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He's like, so I can only really 
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because I want to get an early 
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He's like, I'll just stay on. 
You know, he loved it. 

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He absolutely loved it. 
There was a lot of chat about 

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Cisco Stong song. 
So that's patreon.com/T with me 

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podcast. 
What you're doing there is 

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you're kind of like getting 
additional content. 

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You're paying a couple of quid a
month for additional content 

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that hopefully is, is right up 
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I'm going to start saying. 
And thanks to everyone who 

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shared the video last week about
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the elephant, putter upon bacon,
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But I think the Patreon is good 
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You can go on essentially pay 
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get that bonus content. 
And there will be way more stuff

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Let me take a little swig of 
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Oh yeah, before we before we 
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A lot of zippers are on board. 

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A lot of zippers are, let's just
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For 20% off and free shipping. 
Now let's get back to the pod. 

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I have a load of guest episodes 
to record over the next couple 

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of weeks. 
We're we're. 

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Chasing a few people up, not 
literally. 

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But as always, if if you have 
any suggestions for people you'd

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like us to interview or try and 
get on the podcast, we will 

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always try. 
Like the time I like the time I 

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messaged Jamie Foxx and Snoop 
Dogg and Instagram like within 

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the same 5 minute period. 
And I'll be honest, I copied and

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pasted the same message and I 
didn't change it for Snoop Dogg.

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So Snoop Dogg will not do tea 
with me because I sent him a 

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message that started Hey Jamie. 
And I don't know if Snoop Dogg's

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first name is Jamie. 
Or if he was probably reading, I

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mean, he never read it, but he 
might have read that and been 

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like, what is this like slang? 
He might have looked up the fact

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that I was from Hollywood and 
counted down thought, is that a 

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word those players are saying 
over there? 

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Why? 
What does a Jamie mean? 

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Does it mean like, mate, like 
what's up? 

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Hey, Jamie can can, can we all 
just start saying hey, Jamie now

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to people? 
Can we just start all 

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conversations with whatever the 
person's called, Hey, Jamie, and

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then just move on. 
I'm 100% going to do that and I 

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want zippers to do that. 
What I want zippers to do is 

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anytime they ask questions from 
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any podcast questions, I just 
want you to start saying, hey, 

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Jamie and just move on. 
So then Snoop Dogg will see 

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that, know that we all do that. 
And he'll probably come on the 

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podcast and I can ask him things
like, Snoop, do you drink tea? 

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And he'll say stuff like, mate, 
I'm absolutely baked. 

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I don't drink tea. 
I'll say this as well. 

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Snoop Dogg's ad. 
For. 

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Just eat. 
You know, when he does a rap and

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everyone's like, Oh my God, it's
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doing this. 
By the way, he probably got half

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a million for that. 
That's not a joke. 

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Did somebody say just eat? 
No, no, no delivery. 

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OK, that's not a good impression
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But his like freestyle romance 
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On that is genuinely better than
99% of modern rap music. 

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Also shout out to my man Kanye 
West. 

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Love to have you on the podcast 
mate but you put a new song this

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morning. 
I listen to it and it's shit so 

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I apologise for that. 
And to be fair only listen to 

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the 1st 30 seconds of it. 
But after 30 seconds, I was 

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like, I don't have time for 
this, but I love, I know you're,

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I know you're doing Joe Rogan. 
'S podcast the next couple of 

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weeks so. 
Ideally, when you get that done,

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come on tea with me. 
You know, if you what, if you 

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have a new album coming out, you
want to give it a bit of a boost

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or whatever easy boost do do Joe
Rogan's podcast and then it will

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come on tea with me. 
I'd love I'd love to just get a 

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guest totally out of nowhere 
that just completely surprises 

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everyone. 
Like who's that guy from making 

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a murder? 
Steve Avery, you know, live from

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prison, but of a Zoom hookup. 
He'd be a good episode. 

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I was about to say Nelson 
Mandela, who? 

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That's very disrespectful. 
It's been. 

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There for a number of years but 
would have been a great podcast.

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Guest and who else I don't but 
see the thing podcast guest is 

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you'd be surprised at the amount
of people who are like, yeah, 

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I'm up for that. 
Like so few people have said 

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like no to the podcast. 
The ones that haven't got back 

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to me about doing the podcast or
Snoop Dogg, AKA Jamie, Jamie 

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Foxx. 
And well, we're supposed to, I 

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suppose, to have Chris Destefano
on the podcast, who I think 

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there was a question last week, 
who are my favourite American 

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comedians? 
And he was one of the people. 

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I said he does the History 
Hyenas podcast. 

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Which is one of the only podcast
I listen to myself. 

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And by the way, massive cup 
today, I, I asked him to the 

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podcast, he said, yeah. 
Then we're about to go and he 

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sent me, we're about to go. 
He sent me a message saying, 

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man, I'm so. 
Sorry, but the the the Wi-Fi. 

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Or like the Internet in my 
block? 

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Is done. 
Now here's the thing, Chris 

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Stefano. 
Chris Stefano lives I think in 

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Central New York or in like 
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within New York, Brooklyn or 
whatever. 

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So I'm going to guess, you know,
if the Internet goes down in 

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Central New York, chants are 
they get it up and running again

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pretty quick because it is 
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world. 
So I think he was telling a fib.

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But I think we are willing to 
forgive and forget. 

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So I would like to welcome you 
back on the podcast. 

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And if the. 
Listeners want to send Chris 

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Stefano a message saying, hey 
Jamie, you line do the Team With

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Me podcast. 
That'll be great. 

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He did a Dave got him to do a 
birthday message for me. 

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That was on the Birthday edition
episode of this podcast. 

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You can go back and listen to it
in June and I think you'd be a 

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great guest. 
That's delicious. 

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I'm going to. 
Float this idea to the listeners

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to the viewers. 
Is this a really bad idea for an

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online web series that we 
actually could shoot like in the

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next couple of weeks? 
Or is a bad idea? 

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Or is it a quite good idea? 
Would you watch it my? 

441
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,880
Idea is I do a comedy fitness 
series. 

442
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,040
Now hear me out on this. 
You're going we man, you're not 

443
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,480
a you're not a fitness expert, 
you're not a PT. 

444
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,240
We see too many people like this
on Instagram who just have the 

445
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,360
shirt off for no reason who are 
like telling you about nutrition

446
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,080
stuff and you're like, you're 
not BT what are you doing? 

447
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,560
But I I wouldn't be. 
Approaching it from the fact 

448
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,160
that hey, I'm this top fitness 
expert. 

449
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,640
I would be approaching it from 
I'm very much a novice when it 

450
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,280
comes to fitness working out. 
I I enjoy it. 

451
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,040
You know, it's a big part of my 
life. 

452
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,840
You know, listen, I'm no expert 
in working out or whatever I 

453
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,960
don't look like. 
Cristiano Ronaldo's young 

454
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,840
brother. 
Or more like a son, but but I'd 

455
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,520
be approaching from the fact 
that like I love health and 

456
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,600
fitness, I love working out, but
I don't always know what I'm 

457
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,600
doing. 
So the idea like a lot of people

458
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:28,600
who do it for fun, whether it's,
you know, working out or martial

459
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,560
art, martial arts, whatever that
box and whatever it is you do. 

460
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,720
I want to do a seat like an 
online web series where I would 

461
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,280
team up with. 
A. 

462
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,320
Trainer from a very different 
discipline every week and we 

463
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,400
video it. 
We make like a vlog type thing 

464
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,880
of it and it's like a series 
that comes out once a week. 

465
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,360
I don't know if it's a really 
bad idea or a good idea. 

466
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,600
And I did scratch. 
I did scratch by my neck and 

467
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:56,880
that wasn't a way for me to flex
because as much as like I will 

468
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,880
put up the all time silly photos
where. 

469
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,120
Like. 
I'm shirtless in the garden and 

470
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,520
I'll say, what do you think? 
I'm a new fence, but I'm not 

471
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,840
showing you my fence. 
And as much as that, you know, a

472
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,200
lot of people, some people are 
always amazed when they hear 

473
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,080
this, that that I have Crohn's 
disease. 

474
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,080
I get messages all the time. 
The old time I mention it and 

475
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,720
people will message me and be 
like my I didn't know as if I'm 

476
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,440
like, you know, keeping it 
secret or, or I don't talk about

477
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,520
it. 
I just, I think I've done 

478
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,480
episodes, an episode where I 
talked about it like really at 

479
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,960
length near the start of tea 
with me and I don't know why I 

480
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,160
said that like another. 
Question mark after it because I

481
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:37,360
know I did talk about it at 
length, but but that is that is 

482
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,680
why I'm I'm so fascinated by 
like health and. 

483
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,160
Fitness working out and stuff 
because I think it really helps 

484
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,560
my condition. 
So I would be approaching this 

485
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:53,920
web series from I feel that 
working out helps me stay not 

486
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,960
I'll like not sick. 
I think if I didn't work out. 

487
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,760
I I think it's good for like my 
immune system, I think, and it 

488
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,960
could be that's the whole idea 
is I could be wrong on all this,

489
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,840
but. 
My the disease I have Crohn's 

490
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,200
disease, the disease, the 
disease, Aziz and Sari the 

491
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,920
disease and Sari I have is 
disrespectful. 

492
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,680
It's an autoimmune disease, so 
it essentially means my immune 

493
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:23,080
system should be pretty bad. 
But my immune system touch wood 

494
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,440
for me, if you're into that sort
of thing, but don't touch my 

495
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,520
wood. 
My immune system is, I think, 

496
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,520
good. 
You know, it has been really 

497
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,160
good recently and I put that. 
Down to working out and running 

498
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,960
and all that kind of stuff. 
So I'm just interested in it as 

499
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:42,240
a subject and also whenever I 
was really sick. 

500
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:49,800
So this is maybe 6. 
Years ago I lost about 2 1/2 

501
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:55,320
three stone and I got that. 
Well, I, I just show this to the

502
00:27:55,320 --> 00:28:01,560
camera if I can find it. 
And I lost so much weight that 

503
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,600
it kind of, I would say give 
probably did give me like body 

504
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,000
issues in terms of like, you 
know, being like very, very, 

505
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,360
very, very self-conscious 
because hey, I was, I was a 

506
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,040
skinny slim guy anyway. 
And then I lost all this weight.

507
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:24,400
And this picture is taken from 
this day where I said I'm gonna 

508
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,520
do like a press up here. 
Oh no, I'm going to do. 

509
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,240
Press UPS. 
This was the day when I've been 

510
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,960
out of hospital for a couple of 
weeks or maybe a couple of 

511
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,560
months when I got diagnosed with
Crohn's disease and I decided I 

512
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,000
was going to do a workout in the
house and I went down to do a 

513
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,520
press up and I couldn't push 
myself up to do a second one or 

514
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,320
to do to do a first one. 
And this is by the way, this 

515
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,280
isn't actually. 
That night, this is after I'd 

516
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,520
been working out for a good few 
weeks or maybe months, so 

517
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,960
imagine what I was like before 
this. 

518
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,240
So video podcast people can see 
this. 

519
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,400
Like the photo maybe doesn't 
look at or maybe it does look 

520
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:04,760
bad, but like it was real bad. 
Like you can see like all my 

521
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:10,240
ribs and when like after that I 
didn't even realise how bad that

522
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,400
was at the time. 
And then we bit down the line 

523
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,360
when I was not putting on that 
much more weight. 

524
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,320
I just got really conscious of 
my body. 

525
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:22,080
I'm really like disliked my body
and got very conscious about it.

526
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,400
So so that's what this series 
would be. 

527
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,520
It would be me being like, I'm 
so interested in in fitness and.

528
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,360
Doing all different kinds of 
workouts. 

529
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,720
So I would team up with like 
maybe do like 1 episode to be 

530
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,640
boxing training. 
So I'd work out, do real intense

531
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,760
like boxing, workout, maybe I'd 
be sick, I'd find out. 

532
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,560
Bit bit more. 
Behind it, like why? 

533
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,720
It's good for you to work out 
that way. 

534
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,520
I don't know, I think I'd want 
to. 

535
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,520
I'd work out with like. 
Funny, like interesting people. 

536
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,320
Maybe I'd maybe it's me and a 
comedian. 

537
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,920
Every time me and a different 
comedian. 

538
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,240
Do like a proper workout set by 
like a real professional. 

539
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,480
I don't know. 
It's just something that I don't

540
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,880
know if people would be that 
interested. 

541
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,360
If you wouldn't be interested in
that, you know, don't let me 

542
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:09,800
know because I hope you are. 
And also I remember I was going 

543
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:17,000
to talk about this earlier, 
which is Akoma HD webcam is a 

544
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,120
great. 
It just looked like everything 

545
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,680
was fuzzy there. 
Oh, yeah. 

546
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,800
When I was saying about doing 
those press interviews earlier, 

547
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,520
I belt. 
Here's here's here's what I find

548
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,040
very funny. 
When you do those. 

549
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,520
Press interviews for like 
Belfast Telegraph, Belfast Live.

550
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,640
Irish News Sometimes they'll put
up a Facebook post about the 

551
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,720
interview. 
So say they have 50 stories a 

552
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:45,440
day, they'll take 20. 
Put a Facebook post up of it and

553
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,560
people will comment underneath, 
tag, whatever. 

554
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,800
A lot of times you do an 
interview for those kind of 

555
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,120
things, you know? 
You get a few. 

556
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,600
Likes on it then and that's 
that's really it. 

557
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,760
But you do always get because 
that you know those 

558
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,400
publications, the comment 
sections are so toxic. 

559
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:09,560
You get people who like who will
just be so hot, like will be so 

560
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:15,680
horrible about any subject. 
And it's it's so when I if I 

561
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,040
put. 
Something out on my page or this

562
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,040
podcast or whatever, it's 
usually going to the people who 

563
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,960
are into your stuff, the people 
who are like. 

564
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,640
Yeah, I know what he does. 
I like to check it out. 

565
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,960
You know, maybe you've been to 
see me do stand up, that kind of

566
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,360
thing. 
But whenever you something is 

567
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,800
put out on like The Telegraph or
Belfast Live or whatever, it's, 

568
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:41,040
it's almost like people think 
you're going say like in the 

569
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,160
head I'm rambling. 
But in the headline they'll say 

570
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,320
something like funny man or 
comedian Shane Todd or whatever,

571
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,240
obviously. 
Right, because that is literally

572
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:53,960
my job. 
And I will not lookout straight 

573
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,080
away, but then I'll wait until 
the comments build, even if it's

574
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,920
a couple of them. 
And then I'll enjoy a nice read 

575
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,120
with a cup of tea. 
And it will never not be funny 

576
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:07,480
to me when you when people 
comment with generic put downs. 

577
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,920
Because you're like if it was. 
Something out of the ordinary, 

578
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,120
something original. 
I would I would enjoy it and I 

579
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,560
would salute it. 
But. 

580
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,000
There are. 
Who are these? 

581
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,800
People when you put something up
like that and an interview with 

582
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,320
me some some guy and his. 
Picture will it will be like an 

583
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,040
avatar of something either very 
loyalist or something very 

584
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,040
Republican. 
Like all, like no, no in between

585
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,760
and the person will write as 
funny as piles. 

586
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:40,720
And you're like, what? 
What is? 

587
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,080
What is your? 
Benefit in right, like I am 

588
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,360
convinced people will write 
stuff like that and go away 

589
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:50,840
being like fucking belter, you 
know, and or like or the one of 

590
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,920
the best ones as well is 
comedian question mark and 

591
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,320
another good one is. 
Who question mark? 

592
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,720
I'm saying, you know, you know 
all the information, it's 

593
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,240
contained within the headline, 
but you, it's just like, it's 

594
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,720
like signing up for a roast 
battle that you weren't at the 

595
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,760
recording of. 
And I I. 

596
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,440
Used to back in the day, I will,
you know, come back to people 

597
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,400
like a lot more, but I don't 
really do it as much now because

598
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,880
you don't know who you're 
getting into it with. 

599
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:23,080
You know, I'm gonna say if if 
you're commenting negatively on 

600
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,520
stuff like that or anything on 
social media, like if Belfast 

601
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,000
Telegraph. 
Put up a thing being like all 

602
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,680
the cores are doing a gig in 
Ross Trevor and someone's like 

603
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,320
bunch of bastard like there's 
something wrong, there's 

604
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:42,200
something wrong with you if 
you're an adult being like lol 

605
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:49,000
you know, lol this guy is as 
funny as a hole in the head, you

606
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,880
know, you're like. 
You have issues that you need to

607
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,840
speak to somebody about and also
I guarantee you you wrote that 

608
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,640
when you were going to the 
toilet because you had three 

609
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:09,440
hours to kill. 
Oh, OK, OK, OK. 

610
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,280
I'm just I'm part of an e-mail 
that where we're. 

611
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:17,120
Talking about the podcast, and 
Dan has sent over stats from the

612
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,920
podcast and I misread a number 
of the amount the listens we 

613
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,679
get. 
And I was like, Oh no, that's 

614
00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:23,000
right, bad. 
And then I realised that that 

615
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,800
was not the number that I should
have been looking at. 

616
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,199
But here we go folks. 
We've got zippers questions, 

617
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,159
zippers questions. 
We'll go to Twitter first, OK? 

618
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:37,080
By the way, Dom sent me a tweet 
there. 

619
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,000
By the way, Fungi has been 
found. 

620
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,199
No. 
Oh, oh, no, he hasn't been 

621
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,560
found. 
So, you know, Fungi is the 

622
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,560
dolphin down in Dingle, County 
Kerry. 

623
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,199
He's always smiling. 
I mean, all the dolphins are, 

624
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,199
but he's like the local 
attraction. 

625
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,200
You go down, you go on a wee 
boat tour, you see Fungi, He 

626
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,280
swims alongside the boat, jumps 
in and out of the water. 

627
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,080
Unbelievable. 
I went down there about 3 years 

628
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,280
ago, saw Fungi, had a great 
time. 

629
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,000
He smiled, he was jumping near 
the boat. 

630
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,440
Everyone's enjoying it. 
A lot of fat people on the boat.

631
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,680
They were all sitting on one 
side because they're part of big

632
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,400
family and I thought they should
have split up. 

633
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,040
But apart from that, I think it 
was a good time. 

634
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,480
But Fungi's been missing. 
Fucking hell, Fungi's been 

635
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:23,640
missing for seven days. 
I mean, you know, people will 

636
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,440
post that, I'm sure in some 
cases, like almost like a wee 

637
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:32,400
novelty story. 
But if he, if he really really 

638
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,280
has been, if he really is 
missing, I'd be so sad. 

639
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,040
Oh, papers. 
And he's dead. 

640
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,120
Yeah, Fungi's this dolphin who's
I think he's been around there 

641
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,960
for like 20 years, maybe even 
more. 

642
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,440
You see, could Oh my God, he 
could. 

643
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,160
I think this part of fatherhood 
of just maybe being a bit more 

644
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:03,440
emotional but but I'm honestly 
like getting sad about fungi, 

645
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,760
the dolphin being missing and. 
Here's the thing, you know, we 

646
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,040
could have just gone somewhere 
else. 

647
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,040
He could have just gone 
elsewhere. 

648
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,000
Like you could have got a deal. 
You know, with Portrush or 

649
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,600
something, he's just taking his 
time, taking a long trip up 

650
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,160
this, you know, be an attraction
there because I think he gets a 

651
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,360
cup, you know, of, of money made
on those tours. 

652
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,280
I know, man. 
Oh, Funky isn't dead. 

653
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,520
I'd be so sad. 
I love him. 

654
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,960
I love him. 
He's really cute and he makes a 

655
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,400
lot of people happy. 
Funky, I love you, brother. 

656
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,520
Right. 
We've got a lot of questions 

657
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:40,080
here, Noah Ballard says. 
How long does Northern Ireland's

658
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,160
Lockdown 2.0 have to last before
you take a gig like this? 

659
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,040
Looks pretty sweet to me. 
So there's a. 

660
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:51,600
Screenshot of like an LA comedy 
forum where someone has said 

661
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,920
this is the advertisement to get
a stand up. 

662
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,360
Need a male comic to do time in 
between fights at a Fight Club. 

663
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,520
11:00 PM Tonight you must sign a
non disclosure and perform 

664
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,640
shirtless. 
No shirt allowed at meeting. 

665
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,440
You get $50 on a free appetiser 
from the restaurant upstairs. 

666
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,920
Must put shirt on to go back to 
get your food. 

667
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,760
The restaurant will not be not 
be responsible for your shirt. 

668
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,800
It is suggested you keep it in 
your vehicle. 

669
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,160
Could be a. 
Regular gig if we like you. 

670
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,840
Last guy was with us for a year 
until the shirt thing became an 

671
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:27,280
issue. e-mail if interested. 
No no you're saying they're not 

672
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,080
being like how? 
How terrible is that? 

673
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:34,600
Like how how crazy is that? 
Is that gig listing? 

674
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,400
I would walk. 
I would walk to LA to do that 

675
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,920
gig. 
I mean it wouldn't literally 

676
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,840
Jesus Christ, but but I would 
walk to. 

677
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:55,880
Ballymena I I do a 12 hour walk.
To do a gig 100% any gig and 

678
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,800
like you don't understand in 
between these two lockdowns and 

679
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:04,160
I've talked about recently in 
podcasts, I think I was. 

680
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,760
Probably doing my best stand up 
now. 

681
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,920
Hopefully it's just because the 
materials good because it's all 

682
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,280
new material. 
And but I I sort of switch my 

683
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,480
style up like a like just a tiny
bit. 

684
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,600
I was able to like look back at 
what I've been doing last couple

685
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,040
of years and stand up and go, 
I'm actually going to do that 

686
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,600
and maybe I'd be better than 
this than that and maybe I 

687
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,600
should get more punch lines in. 
And it was definitely. 

688
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,560
Working and now we're going to. 
Stop again for four weeks, but 

689
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,600
that's OK. 
But any gig list, and I say no, 

690
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,520
I'm like, yeah, I would 
definitely do that. 

691
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,560
You know, at a Fight Club 
signing on disclosure agreement,

692
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,320
perform shirtless. 
I mean, I'm OK with that. 

693
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,360
I mean Jesus, if they had a 
book. 

694
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,400
Me back when there was that 
shirtless photo of me about six 

695
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,640
years ago, I think it's first 
time I've ever posted them that 

696
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,600
are showed anyone in public that
picture. 

697
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,000
But I mean, here's the thing, 
$50.00 in a free appetiser. 

698
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,840
Would be sweet, you know, 
especially. 

699
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,440
If it's like wings and it's a 
decent sized bowl, must put 

700
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,920
shirt. 
On to go get your food. 

701
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,640
I mean, I might have. 
I think I'd have a. 

702
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,720
Problem with that, you know if I
have my shirt off to perform and

703
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,560
it goes. 
Well, I like the idea. 

704
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,640
I would just keep my shirt off. 
I don't like the idea of like 

705
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:19,280
going out to put the shirt on. 
But yeah, I mean, I'd be 

706
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,120
interested for sure, £50 and you
get to do your top. 

707
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,680
Off. 
I mean I would give them. £50 

708
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,360
from the top off. 
More seriously, got any good 

709
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,120
stories of bad gigs you had 
before hitting the big time? 

710
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,000
I mean, I don't know, I don't 
think I have hit a big time but 

711
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,680
but got any good stories of bad 
gigs? 

712
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:46,520
Yeah, I'm trying to think of one
that I haven't told on this 

713
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,680
podcast because I have a couple 
of go to ones. 

714
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,920
But I'm trying to think are 
there any? 

715
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:56,320
Real, real bad ones Well, one 
that look fuck it, I don't mind 

716
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:01,480
saying I got to perform at the 
comedy cellar in Las Vegas. 

717
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,840
Comedy Cellars, one of the most 
famous comedy clubs in the 

718
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,200
world. 
Their their New York club, but 

719
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,160
they have an exact replica in 
Vegas, run by the same people, 

720
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:19,480
run by a legendary and. 
Legendary female Booker who? 

721
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,720
Yeah, basically, like if she 
sees you, she, like she said, 

722
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,320
you become a regular. 
It's a huge. 

723
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,120
Deal My favourite comedians in 
the world play the Comedy 

724
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:32,440
Cellar, so I was on honeymoon. 
I'm being a real selfish 

725
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,040
bastard, I. 
Did a gig. 

726
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,960
I was like I'll do 1 gig and I 
do, but I was like I'll do 

727
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,600
effectively 3, three, but is 
every three weeks, so it's fine.

728
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,400
I was like I'm going to do it. 
Not in Vegas, but anyway, I was 

729
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,280
in Vegas for a couple of days. 
I was like, I'm going to do a 

730
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,600
gig. 
We had friends out with us for a

731
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,840
couple of days, so that was 
fine. 

732
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,560
When did it? 
I'd performed San Diego a couple

733
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:57,760
of nights before, so felt like 
that that had been a good time. 

734
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,920
I was doing 5 minutes in the 
Comedy Cellar as I I'm going to 

735
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,480
really attack this. 
I'm going to do my best bit of 

736
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:09,080
material. 
It'll be fine, see, because I've

737
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,720
been like lying by the pool all 
day in a pair of shorts enjoying

738
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,720
the sun. 
Maybe had it like a single drink

739
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,560
during the day. 
I was too relaxed get backstage 

740
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,400
to the green room. 
No, like I'm not advertised as 

741
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,800
being on the show, so I just 
show. 

742
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,560
Up and say to all the other 
comedians, I was like, hey, I'm 

743
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,960
Shane. 
And they were like, OK, I hadn't

744
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,520
said like, I'm also on tonight. 
So I just walked into the green 

745
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,320
room and they're like who the 
fuck is this guy? 

746
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,480
So nobody talked to me 
backstage. 

747
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,880
At all before going on so I was 
and they were just having their 

748
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,640
own conversations. 
I was like, I hate this. 

749
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,320
That's a good thing about the 
local companies in here is a 

750
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,760
backstage, everyone can chat to 
everyone. 

751
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,240
So even if you're with people 
you've been friends with for a 

752
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,440
decade, if there's someone new, 
whatever, you make a point to 

753
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,000
going over San Lo. 
How long have you been doing a? 

754
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,920
Four, what gigs? 
You learn all that kind of 

755
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,120
thing. 
But anyway, I went out, did a 

756
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:08,800
set, fucking did so badly. 
And it wasn't even. 

757
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,160
I've said this before you, you'd
almost prefer a bad reaction 

758
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,840
than no reaction. 
But it was no reaction. 

759
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,000
There was the very odd laugh, 
but it was just not happening. 

760
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:25,440
And I went up to the book or 
after to say like thanks for 

761
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,800
having me. 
And I was. 

762
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,480
Booked for the early show, but 
they had a Late Show as well and

763
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,200
I was doing it like obviously 
for free and stuff. 

764
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,960
They don't know me at all 
obviously. 

765
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:37,440
So I basically went up to say 
could I jump on the Late Show as

766
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,280
well? 
And then. 

767
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,400
You know, I, I, I was like, I 
want to change my set a little 

768
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,320
bit, but I want to have, I want 
to show you like, you know, a 

769
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,840
good, a good version of my ACT. 
And I went up and was like, Hey,

770
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,280
thanks. 
But another community was on 

771
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,120
stage. 
I was whispering. 

772
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,880
So I was like, hey, thanks very 
much for the I was just 

773
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,680
wondering if I and she was like,
no. 

774
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,240
And I went OK. 
And then I just. 

775
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,120
Left. 
Why didn't you just leave the 

776
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,560
person that spoke to me that was
really. 

777
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,560
Dead on was this guy called. 
Tony Woods, who later found out,

778
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,840
was basically like Dave. 
Chappelle's mentor and then is 

779
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:17,560
this like legend himself amongst
comedians and and he nobody 

780
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,320
really did well to gig at all 
apart from him who absolutely 

781
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,840
rocked it. 
He was so good. 

782
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:25,360
And he was so nice to me as well
because I had a real bad gig and

783
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,360
he was like, man, that was 
really good. 

784
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,880
And I was like, you're the 
nicest guy in the world. 

785
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:33,880
Because that was shit, Rebus. 
Rebus says. 

786
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,920
If you were given the powers of 
King Midas, what would you 

787
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,920
choose to turn Everything that 
you touch. 

788
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:44,200
Into T you wouldn't be bad on 
the but then everything be 

789
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,680
watery. 
And everything. 

790
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,080
But do I have can I turn this 
off and on? 

791
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,720
So could I do like some stuff 
and then I can just touch things

792
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,760
and they don't turn into 
anything? 

793
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,120
In which case I would probably 
turn things into oh, darling, 

794
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,240
I'm really into this gluten 
free, dairy free carrot cake at 

795
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,760
the minute. 
Oh my God. 

796
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,120
It's made by a company called 
Kirsty's. 

797
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,600
I don't know who Kirsty is, but 
babe, you're smashing it when it

798
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,760
comes to desserts. 
OMGI, get it. 

799
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,680
I get it. 
Nasda. 

800
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,680
I get it. 
Nasda. 

801
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,320
I eat it on Saturday when I'm 
watching much of the day. 

802
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,680
It's two slices to share. 
I share with fucking nobody. 

803
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,840
I love it, Kirsty. 
Girl, keep doing what you're 

804
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,080
doing. 
I love it. 

805
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,680
I would turn everything into 
Kirsty's carrot cake, KCC Shane 

806
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,000
McMullen says. 
How do you rate your 

807
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,800
achievements this year, radio 
show, TV series, podcast, 

808
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,640
etcetera, compared to a year 
when you've been able to tour 

809
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,360
and put on big comedy shows? 
Much love. 

810
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:46,600
Good question good question. 
I would rate it. 

811
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,680
I would rate it high because I. 
Think. 

812
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,200
For the shit. 
Show of a year that it's been 

813
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,680
with COVID and all that, I think
I've been able to still do a lot

814
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,960
of really good stuff. 
And then, yeah, I've missed out 

815
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,960
on doing a tour, which is kind 
of my, you know, it's a big 

816
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:13,120
chunk of my yearly income. 
But I've been extremely, Oh my 

817
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:18,000
God, extremely lucky to have 
radio, to have done the TV show 

818
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,200
and been able to do live shows 
as well. 

819
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,000
You know, definitely didn't take
that for granted. 

820
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,960
There's people who haven't been 
able to do a gig since all this 

821
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,280
started. 
But I'm very, very lucky to 

822
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,080
have, you know, an audience that
if I put something on, they'll 

823
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,440
they'll, they'll come and say, 
you know, like a solo show, 

824
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,840
whatever. 
So getting to do those was. 

825
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,880
Fun for so many reasons. 
The fact that I knew that not 

826
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,520
everyone was getting to do this,
so I can't complain. 

827
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,680
I've been working here and 
there. 

828
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,760
Bit more hustle than the year 
before. 

829
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:59,000
I don't mean that in a twatish 
way of, you know, saying like. 

830
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,280
I had to go and look for work. 
I don't mean that like that I 

831
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,680
you're always looking for work, 
but I think last year there was 

832
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,080
a lot of stuff that was just 
falling on my lap kind of. 

833
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,880
There was a lot of chances to do
this and that would be up for 

834
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,560
this and you know, it's a 
brilliant position to be in. 

835
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:21,280
But this year, you know, I was, 
I was having to, she has some 

836
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,280
stuff I was having to, you know,
think outside the box. 

837
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,960
Because you know, a kinda up 
until this year, it was kind of 

838
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,800
a case of, OK, I know this part 
of the year, I'm going to turn, 

839
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,800
I've got the radio show here and
then for a wee run here and I 

840
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,480
can do something in between. 
Whereas this time it's very much

841
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,360
let's just see what's out there 
and do slightly different 

842
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,560
things, you know, corporate 
zooms and, and stuff like that. 

843
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:50,360
And I'm just lucky to be doing 
all of it because, you know, 

844
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,920
when we did that episode talking
about the fact that the arts is 

845
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,240
getting no funding, basically, 
it really did hit home that 

846
00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:00,160
there are people with families, 
you know, not just me, like a 

847
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,440
newborn. 
I mean, there's people with 3-4 

848
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:08,320
or five kids and partner at home
that have not worked since 

849
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,920
March. 
Half an album and a penny. 

850
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,600
So I've definitely not earned as
much as I would have earned last

851
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,560
year, the year before. 
But not for a second am I, am I 

852
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,480
going to complain about that? 
You know, we can we can 

853
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:25,880
definitely get by and people are
great about coming the shows and

854
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,160
you know, you've got the. 
Patreon there as well. 

855
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:33,720
And so I would rate it, I would 
nearly rate a 10 out of 10 in in

856
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:37,040
the in the sense that I have 
been able to do some. 

857
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:42,640
Form of work and I felt honoured
to, honestly, I'm not 

858
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,800
bullshitting to be able to to 
have done gigs that I think were

859
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,600
fun and people came to and they 
were ran responsibly. 

860
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,000
So delighted to be able to do 
that. 

861
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,040
So it's been a shit year for so 
many reasons and for so many 

862
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,160
people and I haven't done the 
stuff I would normally do and I 

863
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,160
definitely miss. 
Doing a tour because I love 

864
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,360
doing a tour, you know, and go 
to America and go to England for

865
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,360
shows in Scotland and maybe go 
to Australia. 

866
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:17,720
Didn't get to do any of that, 
but but my family are well, you 

867
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:20,600
know what I mean? 
Like everybody's, everybody safe

868
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:26,040
and well and, and we have we 
have a we have a roof over our 

869
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,520
heads. 
You know, we've we've. 

870
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,960
Food in the fridge, people. 
Who, who? 

871
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,960
Who? 
Don't people who are just 

872
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:41,120
struggling so bad and you know, 
I'll definitely bitch about. 

873
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,600
I haven't been able to gig in 
four weeks, but I do understand 

874
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,280
that the situation could be so 
much worse. 

875
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:51,640
So I in a weird. 
Way I can I consider it a work 

876
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:56,120
wise, a Goodyear, Obviously not 
in so many other aspects. 

877
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,800
Jonathan Kirkpat, Thanks for the
question. 

878
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,880
Jonathan Kirkpatrick as a 
Belfast boy living in England, 

879
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,160
that sounds like a pet shop boy.
So as a Belfast boy living in 

880
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,360
England I make it a point of 
getting a buddum every time I'm 

881
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,800
back visiting family. 
If you lived elsewhere, what 

882
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,520
would you miss about Northern 
Ireland or Belfast? 

883
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:19,640
The people, it's the people that
make it Boo, you might say, 

884
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,800
would be popular for a lot of 
people for that kind of thing. 

885
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,920
You know, going back. 
Let's stop there. 

886
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,280
What would I miss? 
I mean, yeah, if we take. 

887
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,800
Friends and family out of it 
because I'll be the easy answer 

888
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,040
if you want to talk like food 
and stuff like that. 

889
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:43,200
I think I would miss. 
I don't. 

890
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:51,040
I don't know if there's. 
One specific place that I well 

891
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,120
put it this way, what I'll 
answer this. 

892
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,040
What would be the first thing I 
would do when I came back, like 

893
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,760
to going somewhere to eat or 
drink? 

894
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,880
I would go to drink in Muriel's.
Muriel's probably my favourite 

895
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,920
bar in Belfast. 
Definitely up there for me from 

896
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,560
my favourite bars. 
I really like the vibe. 

897
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,080
Oh, I just said the vibe, cool 
32 year old white guy likes the 

898
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,080
vibe. 
And if I was going to eat 

899
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,320
somewhere it would be Nando's. 
But if it was a specific place 

900
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:29,840
that's just here, I, I I'll go 
with more on seafood in Dundrum.

901
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,400
That's why my favourite place to
eat so good, so good. 

902
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,320
Oh my God, great guys, Gillian 
McKay says. 

903
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,200
What conspiracy would you like 
to start? 

904
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,800
Definitely interesting. 
What conspiracy would I like to 

905
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:49,600
start? 
Maybe like people who. 

906
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,640
Can't say that that might be 
illegal. 

907
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,640
I don't know. 
I don't know. 

908
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,440
I like the back in the day in 
the playground, people would 

909
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,280
just start like not conspiracy, 
but we lies that would just 

910
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,640
catch on. 
Like I remember people in my 

911
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,280
secondary school said that the 
librarian, this new librarian 

912
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,200
guy had a tattoo on his back of 
dogs playing poker. 

913
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,920
And it was. 
Based on nothing because he he 

914
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,480
got asked every day and then one
day just cracked apparently and 

915
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,720
just shouted in the library, 
which is very rude. 

916
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:24,840
He of all people should know you
should whisper that he 

917
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,200
apparently just went I do not 
have a tattoo on my back of dogs

918
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:31,920
playing poker. 
So that was a fun. 

919
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,480
Maybe my favourite thing would 
be to bring that lie back. 

920
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:42,480
David Barrett no Morgan Schatz 
thoughts on having a newborn in 

921
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,640
a global pandemic again, like 
the Gagan. 

922
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:50,360
You know, there's there's so 
many things. 

923
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,480
We are like, oh, no, you know, 
you miss out on this or that, 

924
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,840
you know, like not being able to
get him for appointments and 

925
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,320
stuff. 
Me, I just had to sit in the car

926
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,480
was kind of shit and the fact 
that we we can't go and see 

927
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,720
family, you know, like aunties 
and uncles and stuff. 

928
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,240
Haven't seen him. 
None of those aunties and uncles

929
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:13,320
really. 
I've seen him, which is terrible

930
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,400
because you just want to you 
just want to pray the baby to 

931
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,240
everyone and be like, you know, 
have a hold of this guy, but you

932
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:22,480
can't. 
But again, like the gigs, you 

933
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,560
just can't really complain about
it because you know, baby's 

934
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:31,600
doing well and and it's just so 
good to have a baby that that 

935
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,320
stuff kind of just doesn't 
matter. 

936
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,840
Burnsie says. 
Where is the back of the back of

937
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,400
your hand? 
Probably the front of your hand.

938
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:42,960
No. 
Lewis Pearson, Three people 

939
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,400
you'd have dinner with, dead or 
alive. 

940
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,120
That was actually a question the
press interview did. 

941
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,200
So check out the Belfast 
Telegraph for the answer to that

942
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,720
Paul boy. 
You play a full. 

943
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:54,560
Premier League season at striker
for a mid table side. 

944
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:02,320
How many goals you getting? 
So let's take as a mid Premier 

945
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:07,560
League side, mid table, someone 
that's finishing around 10th. 

946
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,080
We'll go. 
With I think that's roughly 

947
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,760
where who's going to finish with
10th? 

948
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,680
Villa. 
I think Villa this season we're 

949
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,200
going to finish with 10th. 
So another it nearly got 

950
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,520
relegated last year, but if I 
was playing upfront for Aston 

951
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:30,520
Villa. 
I would score seven goals. 

952
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,400
Now that's a big show because. 
Like the strikers in the Premier

953
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,920
League who don't score seven 
goals. 

954
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:40,440
But I think I would just gamble 
on the goalkeeper spilling shots

955
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,800
and crosses and all that kind of
thing. 

956
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,720
Fuck it. 
I'd score seven goals in Premier

957
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,600
League level, playing 38 games 
in the season. 

958
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,680
I would get you a goal every. 
How much is that? 

959
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,920
Every every five games, 100% I'd
get you a goal. 

960
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,800
I mean the answer also to that 
might be 0 and the answer also 

961
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,200
might be I don't think Asenville
would play me. 

962
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,520
Matthew or do you and your wife 
ever argue over who the baby 

963
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:20,920
refers to as mommy? 
So rude and yes, spook my ghost 

964
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,640
says what's the worst board game
to be trapped in? 

965
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:29,640
Jumanji style cludo. 
Because people always get 

966
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:34,280
murdered in it, don't they Zach?
Are you a member of the North 

967
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:41,440
Down UVF? 
Prefer not to say prefer not to 

968
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:45,080
say see Diddy. 
What about ball sack bras? 

969
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:49,880
The combat sagging testicles. 
Discuss and more like put AT on 

970
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,320
the end of that because it's 
more discussed but also that 

971
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,920
might actually be a sweet 
business venture. 

972
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,240
And if you're on Dragons Den, I 
would definitely give you 20 

973
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:05,360
grand for 5% to your company. 
Oh, can't answer that because 

974
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,440
that would offend about 100,000 
people. 

975
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:13,440
Katie, what is the best tea 
drinking biscuit? 

976
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:22,480
Minimal crummage or residue and 
you know what I go for a Fox's 

977
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,320
Vanessa biscuit 2 buttery. 
I don't eat these Aussie, but 

978
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:30,520
two buttery biscuit layers with 
a little bit of chocolate 

979
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:34,280
inside. 
If you are someone like me who 

980
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,440
doesn't eat like dairy or 
anything like that, I go with a 

981
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:42,440
dark chocolate digestive 00 Joe.
What I like to do with dark talk

982
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:47,840
talk talk talk talk talk 
digestive is make a sandwich so 

983
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,480
the biscuits in the middle 2 
digestives from the fridge. 

984
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,800
Put chocolate digestives in, 
dark chocolate digestives in the

985
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,640
fridge, open them out, take two,
put them up, chocolate in the 

986
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,600
chocolate in and eat them like a
wee sandwich. 

987
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,840
Yum Yum Yum. 
Brilliant stuff. 

988
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:09,520
Patrick Quinn TOBIC the original
Belfast ganja dummy. 

989
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,600
How did you propose? 
Was it purely romantic or did 

990
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,160
you throw in a wee joke and a 
cruisy tongue and wink? 

991
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,920
Keith Cruz that would have been 
that would have totally ruined 

992
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,920
the moment. 
By the way, for answer 

993
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,720
Alexandra, do another one with 
Jamie Dornan. 

994
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,800
Yeah, maybe I'll. 
I will ask him, I will 

995
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,480
definitely ask him. 
But that was a command. 

996
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,680
There was no question mark after
that. 

997
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:37,400
So don't do that again. 
So funny that I said any any 

998
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,680
topics or or questions and then 
put it down football club from 

999
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,320
their official account. 
Put it down football club. 

1000
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,240
Just try to talk about put it 
down football club and then put 

1001
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:49,720
a kiss after it and I'll send 
you one back and we're to Kiss 

1002
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:53,400
football club. 
But I'll say this quickly, I'll 

1003
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,760
watch the this is so nice. 
I'll just talk with this real 

1004
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,440
quickly. 
I watch Portadon V Glen Alvin. 

1005
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,680
I thought the coverage of the 
game was brilliant. 

1006
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,240
It was on the red button on BBC.
Thought the commentary was good.

1007
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,240
I thought the footage look good.
I thought the match was good and

1008
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:10,640
I liked it. 
And every week I want to watch 

1009
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,680
an Irish League match at half 
five when I come back from 

1010
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,640
playing football, I have a cup 
of tea and I watch an Irish 

1011
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,360
League match and I would love 
that. 

1012
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,000
So Portadown FCI enjoyed that 
and send me a load of free 

1013
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,800
training gear and a size medium.
DM me, I'll give you my address.

1014
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,400
Oh, how do I propose? 
Oh no, I send a voice message. 

1015
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:36,800
How do I propose? 
I proposed in Amsterdam. 

1016
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:42,240
I proposed in Amsterdam and I 
did it in a very beautiful way. 

1017
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:50,600
And the original Belfast guy in 
China, Patrick Quinn TOBGICPQ. 

1018
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,600
I'm not going to, you know, 
it's. 

1019
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:58,080
A personal story, but let's just
say it will bring a tear to your

1020
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,480
eye. 
And next year, whenever I'm 

1021
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,160
gigging at the Wuhan Fringe, I'm
going to get you free tickets 

1022
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,360
for that. 
Two free tickets for that. 

1023
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,080
In fact, one free ticket, you 
pay for the other one. 

1024
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,680
And then and I'll tell you the 
story, but it was great. 

1025
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,560
Daryl Conlon says well, money 
told long time listener, first 

1026
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,680
time questioner. 
I've been recently listening to 

1027
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,920
few of the old boy time podcast 
and stumbled upon the 

1028
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,320
paramilitary pharmacist. 
Ah, a classic. 

1029
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,280
Coincidentally, on the same day 
a workmate of mine was 

1030
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,120
constipated and being a legend. 
I recommended him seeing the 

1031
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,640
paramilitary pharmacist for ease
and poppers. 

1032
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,080
But it's been 2 weeks. 
He hasn't paid his paramilitary 

1033
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,200
debt. 
Now he's about to lose his 

1034
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,200
kneecaps. 
Any advice on how to avoid this 

1035
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,240
situation in the future? 
Rabbit with that rabbit back at 

1036
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,200
you man. 
And then, yeah, that was a 

1037
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:45,240
really good. 
Oh, nice. 

1038
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,960
That was that was a really good 
episode. 

1039
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,920
If I, if I do say to myself, the
paramilitary pharmacist and I'm 

1040
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,960
talking about it like, you know,
I'm Roy Orbison looking back on 

1041
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,400
like the song. 
Only the lonely. 

1042
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,840
Which is one of the best songs 
of all time. 

1043
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:02,360
But my advice would be honestly 
just start going to boots 

1044
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,800
because the paramilitary 
pharmacists are not licenced and

1045
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,480
the only thing they ever 
prescribe is easing. 

1046
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,520
Poppers, which is going to help 
some problems. 

1047
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,400
More often than not, it's just 
going to give you a problem. 

1048
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:20,000
That's not a podcast question. 
It's just somebody giving me 

1049
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:29,720
praise, which I like. 
Oh, we're an advertising agency.

1050
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,400
We'd like to advertise on your 
page. 

1051
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:35,680
Could we agree that no, I don't 
do that because I don't sell 

1052
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,960
out. 
But also reply, how much? 

1053
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,320
Naomi Mitchell, did you know 
South Korea had a sex park? 

1054
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,520
Well, if I didn't, I do know. 
Let me see. 

1055
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,880
I can click into the link, 
Naomi, and you'll understand. 

1056
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,280
I don't, by the way, thank you 
for asking a question on the 

1057
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,640
live Patreon Sunday. 
There I am. 

1058
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,560
I'm I can't click on that link 
because it physically won't let 

1059
00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:00,120
me and I'm not going to Google 
South Korea sex park. 

1060
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,440
It's as simple as that. 
But I can imagine what it is. 

1061
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,080
I imagine it's like Alton 
Towers. 

1062
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:10,360
And the Big Dipper really is as 
it sounds. 

1063
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,520
Jude, talk about your fantasy 
footballer. 

1064
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,120
Emery Chan Graziano Pella, 
Olivia Asia Rude. 

1065
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,800
Hello, Dreamboat FC. 
Oh, fantasy football. 

1066
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,480
You've corrected yourself. 
I don't do fantasy football. 

1067
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,640
I always set them up with the 
best of intentions and then 

1068
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:29,600
never update my team. 
But I've done the Irish League 

1069
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,000
One in the past. 
Matthew Merlin, who's your mole 

1070
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000
in the executive that let you 
know you should bring your 

1071
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:40,520
holiday forward a week, and I 
can't give that away, but all I 

1072
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:46,880
will say is she has a little bit
of a quiff and we'll leave it 

1073
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,520
there. 
Jonathan Clark, what are your 

1074
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,680
lockdown hobbies? 
Working out, brother, Just shift

1075
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,480
and 10 and shift and play. 
Dave Elliott, what is it about 

1076
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,280
my personality that makes me 
such a good podcast guest? 

1077
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,400
Yes, Dave, you were funny when 
you're not humble anyway. 

1078
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,800
But you were funny. 
In the live episode, Owen says 

1079
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,760
you remember the Reebok Fives or
playing them? 

1080
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,520
I don't remember the Reebok 
Fives Were there, were they 

1081
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,480
football boots or was it A5 side
tournament? 

1082
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,760
I don't know, but either way I 
probably would be interested. 

1083
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:18,720
Paul Doherty, what's your 
favourite and worst Northern 

1084
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,000
Irish accent? 
I think it's amazing. 

1085
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,920
We can drive a few miles here 
and the people speak completely 

1086
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,920
different. 
Favourite. 

1087
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,800
Well, any accent that's spoken 
like. 

1088
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,520
All right. 
You mean like some people 

1089
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,160
slobber about the Ballymena 
accent sometimes. 

1090
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,400
Ballymena accents. 
Nice. 

1091
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:43,240
My favourite is probably my 
favourite Belfast. 

1092
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,760
I'm not my favourite Belfast 
from the Northern Irish accent 

1093
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:50,120
is not the Belfast accent. 
It's probably it's probably 

1094
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,320
collie back. 
Collie back. 

1095
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,320
Yeah, accent, you know, 
something like that. 

1096
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,960
I don't even know if that's it, 
but like even though you say 

1097
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,040
even accents that are more 
Ballymena than Ballymena, and 

1098
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:03,560
that's also the worst accent 
too. 

1099
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,760
So the best and worst shall 
strut. 

1100
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,760
What's your idea line up for a 
fry Turkey be I don't do red 

1101
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,720
meat anymore. 
I don't do so many things. 

1102
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:18,040
Turkey bacon, Turkey sausages, 
gluten free toast beans, little 

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bit of brown sauce. 
Also known as the weak man's 

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fry. 
Mark McBride. 

1105
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,960
Have you seen Nordy shore? 
What's your opinion? 

1106
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:31,560
Yes, we've talked about that 
with the before Nordy Shore was 

1107
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:36,720
the parody of Geordie Shore. 
That by the way. 

1108
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,440
Oh fuck, Don just sent me a 
WhatsApp. 

1109
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:46,120
Did you record today? 
Hey Don, you're live on the Team

1110
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,960
With Me podcast. 
People on the video version will

1111
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,480
see the fact that I am sending 
you a message right now. 

1112
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:54,880
Yes, I'm recording right now. 
I'm so sorry. 

1113
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:59,480
It is 4:15. 
You'll have the podcast before 

1114
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,640
5. 
I can only apologise, Please 

1115
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,320
don't beat me. 
Up. 

1116
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,640
So there you go. 
We'll send that to him. 

1117
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:05,760
Nordy Shore? 
Yes. 

1118
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,520
It was Party Dave and a sketch 
group dead of Geordie Shore. 

1119
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:12,000
Did I see it? 
Yeah, that I did. 

1120
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,600
I see it, yes. 
My opinions on it? 

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01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:17,280
I think it was very smart what 
they did at the. 

1122
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:20,880
Time because so many people saw 
and people like it was really 

1123
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:24,840
well branded and shot exactly 
the same as Geordie Shore. 

1124
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:27,080
So, so many people thought it 
was real and I loved that. 

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01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:33,240
And I think it was very smartly 
executed zippers that may well 

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01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,200
be all the questions for this 
week's episode. 

1127
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,400
I will have a guest episode on 
Friday. 

1128
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:44,240
That guest is TBC, but it may 
well be somebody pretty great 

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01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,680
It's. 
Going to be somebody great 

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01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,800
anyway because that's what we 
do. 

1131
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,440
But yeah, the guest episode will
be up on a Friday. 

1132
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:54,520
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Check out the Patreon as well, 
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01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,400
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01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,560
plug is the Shopify. 
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Shopify. 

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You'll find the T-shirts, all 
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01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,200
So check that out. 
Thank you very much shippers 

1143
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,040
appreciate it. 
Thanks everyone for the live 

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01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:29,680
episode that will be up publicly
in a couple of weeks time. 

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01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:45,280
Overnight 
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