1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,640 He came in with aggressive energy, didn't. 2 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:03,880 He he came in and we didn't even say anything. 3 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,600 We said nothing and he went don't say anything about me. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,640 We came in in good faith on this capacity. 5 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,080 We were good. He you were not in good faith or 6 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,160 an honest capacity. I'm busy. 7 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,600 Today. Oh, and we we know because. 8 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,760 You have GPS in your phone for the place you need to go after 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,000 this and it's already sitting there. 10 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,520 Good to go. And he says busy. 11 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,160 By the way, it's not like a work thing. 12 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,280 What are you going to do? Golfing. 13 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:25,840 Golfing. Jeez. 14 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,640 You were getting fitted for a driver, Yeah. 15 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,160 Can we say how much it would cost? 16 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:37,560 The whole package about 6:40. For a Golf Club, but I love the 17 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,640 way like they've stroked them by being like the full package. 18 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,640 It's like the Golf Club and they're like all will throw in 19 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,200 some like Golf Club wipes as well. 20 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,400 On top of that. You get the head for the club as 21 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,240 well, like Oh yeah. Surely you need that. 22 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,440 It's just a stick, yeah. Oh, they had to cover. 23 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,000 All right, right. I thought they meant like the 24 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,720 actual like. Yeah, but the club is designed 25 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,960 based around how I hit the ball. I see, so it was. 26 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,680 It was an hour and a half. And seeing him commonly. 27 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,720 But this is standard for golf, like this isn't this is a newer 28 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,680 professionals. Yeah, I've had it done before. 29 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,880 Like you have to pay for the appointment as well. 30 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,480 So it's £50 for the hour. So do you like? 31 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,120 People from all over Ireland go to this place like. 32 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,560 Do you They watch you hit a ball and then they go you need so I. 33 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,880 Have a golf coach, OK right, That I've been working with for 34 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,280 the last three months. What's he called? 35 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,720 Phil Philetman over Light of You. 36 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,200 Right, Phil The lovely fella, right? 37 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,320 Yeah. Are you proud of me, Phil? 38 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Yeah, right. What do you think Andrew's text 39 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,560 to filler like oh Andrew text Phil too much? 40 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,360 I imagine Phil had to get a second burner phone and call it 41 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,920 Andrew and that's where all of them go because that's what I 42 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:48,560 live, a cork in the north. 50 to 10. 43 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,680 His wife's like fell. Please not now I. 44 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,920 Have to answer late at night. Yes, I have. 45 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,240 I. Like I'll show you. 46 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,880 What's the latest you text though? 47 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,760 So bear in mind like he's got kids and stuff. 48 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,760 So last night I messaged him at 8:00. 49 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,160 He's got an extra 1. He's a 43 year old Corkman. 50 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,760 So I messed him at 8:00 this morning. 51 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:18,280 Message him almost around 11:00 AM eleven AM 10 AM seven AM/7 52 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,440 AM, 7:00 AM oh 8:15 in the evening. 53 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,680 Can send it in my scores for the SO. 54 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,160 Disrespectful. You just have minutes. 55 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,600 Fill Golf. No, but conveniently that is the 56 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,480 surname. It couldn't have been anything 57 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,200 else. 5 past 9 in the evening, sending them voice notes. 58 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,400 And if they got a little bit, Andrew, please play a voice note 59 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,640 you sent them. Please, please do it. 60 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,200 Please hold it up to the microphone, please. 61 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,520 I've never played that well on a golf course with driving. 62 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,560 The confidence was growing after three or four holes. 63 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,840 Smashed the 1st hole, Smashed the 2nd hole, smashed the 3rd 64 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,080 hole start. I, it was just unbelievable. 65 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,400 I've never been so consistent with my driving. 66 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,400 I've set up a driving range of my backyard with Nets and mats 67 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,480 and I've been out there practising, practising, 68 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,800 practising the turning. And what I did was I, as soon as 69 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,280 I got to the takeaway and I hinged and went up, I went kind 70 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:14,200 of like deep, not like where the, the elbows are and the club 71 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:17,800 is going over my head really, really deep and really turning 72 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,760 man. And once I'm turning, it was 73 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,760 unbelievable. And then my short game was 74 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,280 really good and the guys I was playing with like they were, 75 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,160 they were did believe how good my driver. 76 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,880 Was Oh my God, I have never seen someone want someone's approval 77 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,360 more. When your voice notes to Phil. 78 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,920 Daddy, all my friends said I was really class. 79 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,280 Daddy, I've never, I've never played like a before. 80 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,040 You don't play golf, you don't get it everywhere. 81 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,320 Everyone that listens to this or watches the players golf are 82 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,440 totally on my side here. The balls you get when you're 83 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,800 hitting the ball. When you're hitting the tweet. 84 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,360 When you're hitting the sweet, you're hitting the sweet spot. 85 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:00,000 And you know what? Whatever it is, whatever makes 86 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,320 that makes me happy. I love it man It's great. 87 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,040 Could you see yourself ever meet and fell socially for like a 88 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,840 coffee or. And well, we're playing golf 89 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,360 together next week, OK, He comes on the course of me and he 90 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:11,920 watches me. But do. 91 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,480 You have to pay him for you have to pay him for that. 92 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,480 Oh, my God, it's Pretty Woman. It is the IT is the plot of 93 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,920 Pretty Woman. Eventually he'll be like Phil. 94 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,920 What about we do this and I don't pay you? 95 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,120 Could you ever could you ever just see yourself coming? 96 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,960 Mother, I'm looking to get you away from this. 97 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:30,240 Life, Phil I. Felt like my family and yeah, 98 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,800 felt me and you. Nice. 99 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,280 Great. He's a good coach and he, yeah, 100 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,720 I pay him for his time because he teaches me and, you know, so 101 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,960 he's great and he comes out in the course of me next week. 102 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,560 I go to him every Monday at 11 AM. 103 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,160 That's nice. Good. 104 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,360 Well, it's nice to have. Obviously, you know, we have 105 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,480 hobbies, football, golf. Pickleball. 106 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,240 A paddle? Pickleball Paddle guy? 107 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,200 Yeah. Either. 108 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,040 Either. I haven't got dabbled in the 109 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,240 paddle yet, but I want to and that's going to be my. 110 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,640 Good. He's good, he's good. 111 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,240 You know by. One put the falls, Jim. 112 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,960 Although, although Calvin beat him the other day, he's not. 113 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,400 Calvin, give me a good game. Not, Oh look, if you're going to 114 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,000 lose to someone. Calvin's playing with the Lord 115 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,120 and say. Exactly. 116 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,280 That's why I do against one. That's why it's hard. 117 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,400 The the Calvin messaged me there and asked me to play golf for 118 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,080 them. So I was supposed to play with 119 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,200 him this week but I couldn't play. 120 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,560 So I'm playing golf for the next week so. 121 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,840 Calvin the all round sports man. Sippers, this episode of the Tea 122 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,440 with Me podcast is sponsored by none other than our good friends 123 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,080 and Nord VPN. 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I thought you meant because 156 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,640 they're because I fireman low had like a wee bit of her like 157 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,000 that. Oh, Mandy. 158 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,760 Well, you can. You just can't do it. 159 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,040 You couldn't do this. No, I know, man. 160 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,280 Oh. Trust me, I know I couldn't. 161 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,160 Not many can't. Yeah. 162 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,680 How funny would it be if I got a spite perm? 163 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,080 Bigger and better. We just keep going bigger and 164 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,680 bigger. You gotta flaunt it, yeah. 165 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,280 Yeah, I am a big fan of as much of A laugh. 166 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,760 I'm a big fan of Do Me Shopping. Of what sort? 167 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,360 Do what makes you happy. All right, can I just say when I 168 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,520 rang him, when I got it done, I rang him on face. 169 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,880 Oh, he rang me to tell me you got it. 170 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,920 So like I was walking this should go Aaron look and all the 171 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:02,200 girl was. No, you video called me out of 172 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,360 the blue and I didn't know what was and you just as soon as I 173 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,960 answered it, I you you can for the next two minutes, I just I 174 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,560 buckle. I doubled over laughing. 175 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,160 I could. He what's up to me and said if 176 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,400 Andrew Facetimes you, answer it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 177 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,840 And immediately, as soon as you hung up, I went please, if 178 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,640 Andrews calling you. Because you sent me a picture 179 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,840 and I was in the garden. It was really bright sunny day 180 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,280 and I sort of glanced them out. Remember what I messaged you? 181 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,960 I said, mate, that looks great and John would look great with 182 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,760 that. Maybe we chain we we very subtle 183 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,840 chain might be nice with that. But then when I turned the 184 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,919 brightness up my phone in the house, I really saw it. 185 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:44,480 Like that's the chain. But no see at the minute your 186 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,560 hands happy he's. Focused, that's all that matters 187 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,520 he's. He's golfing. 188 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,200 You know what it is doing Radio the. 189 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,520 Rarest The most beautiful flowers grow in the face of 190 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,640 adversity. All right, I'm what? 191 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,520 A garden. Anniversary of my up against. 192 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,080 I'm just saying it's a lot of adversity, life. 193 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,600 You know, hey, I like it. Yeah. 194 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,080 We love it. I like it. 195 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,120 Fuck it, it's going to be gone in four weeks. 196 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,120 Now we've got to talk about them. 197 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,240 We got to talk. Are you ditching the perm? 198 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,240 But it's going to grow out in about four or five weeks. 199 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,080 I've had a two weeks now. So you want to go again? 200 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,200 Yeah. No, I'm not going to go again. 201 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,720 No, I just did it because I wanted to see you. 202 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,480 Don't. Like it that much? 203 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,080 Well, I do like it, but Julie, when I got a Julie look, Julie, 204 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,120 Julie's words were, oh, that's different. 205 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,440 And I took that as a negative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 206 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,960 And then about two or three days later, kind of grew out a bit 207 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,440 more. I kind of got the right gel for 208 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,000 it and I fit. Now it's a bit wet this morning 209 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,640 because I was in shower. So it's not exactly the way it 210 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,320 should be, But she said, oh, I can't. 211 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,800 That's not it. Looking sweet, aren't you? 212 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:50,960 Oh, feels like I love it. It's like Phyllis improved my 213 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:51,400 golf. Game. 214 00:09:51,400 --> 00:10:02,600 He's like, yeah, he's a good lad, he's a good guy, good guy. 215 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:06,200 Help me out measurably. Andrew, you have to do. 216 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,120 You have to try things. If we don't try things, what do 217 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,560 we do? Shane, Shane. 218 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,000 Aaron. Yep. 219 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,560 Listen, I know we're all having to crack with it, but I feel 220 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,160 great, good. I feel I'm down 7 lbs. 221 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,840 I'm on a calorie deficit. I'm here if that cost you £7 a 222 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,720 year of job. I'm on a calorie deficit, I'm 223 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,120 enjoying my life, I'm having loads of crack, everything. 224 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,280 Golf. I'm playing golf, taking a 225 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,200 little bit of time off. Having a bit of time, I'm still 226 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,360 gay. I've got a few gigs and you. 227 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,640 Know what say about Andrew Ryan under ends a deprecating man. 228 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:37,440 Yeah, so. You, you, you enjoy the fun 229 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,320 around it. Not that I've looked deep into 230 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,480 your eyes. You don't. 231 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:44,640 I realise you don't. Can you speak? 232 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,560 Because when you initially got it, you told me there was some 233 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:50,480 like, abusive messages coming. From Oh yeah, I got some pretty 234 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,840 like. But it wasn't just like roasting 235 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,840 like trolley. I know, I'll be honest with you 236 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,240 like he did a great one for for Pedro. 237 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,760 Probably in dynamite. Yes, absolutely brilliant. 238 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,080 I got a lot of really good ones. Like why are you crying? 239 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:07,360 I wasn't crying. Well, I don't. 240 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,360 Is that if I missed? Something. 241 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,160 No, no, no. You're just. 242 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,680 I got like Fred W the serial killer and I was a bit higher. 243 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:25,480 So different. He's dead, right? 244 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:30,640 Art Garfunkel. And some of them were absolutely 245 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,320 hilarious. And I was reposting because like 246 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,200 I was totally cool with it and people were slagging me in the 247 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,240 comments. Listen, I'm all game for it. 248 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,880 Like I've must have got about 300 comments, right? 249 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:44,080 But I got four or five that were I was just like, listen, there's 250 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,160 having the crack and I'm well able to get the piss taken out 251 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,640 of me and take it. I'm totally fine with that and 252 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,880 I'm well able to give it as well. 253 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,080 Yeah, right. So you know, balance is fine, 254 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,760 but when someone's messaged and say you deserve to get a 255 00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:00,320 punishment beaten, right? You're I am sorry. 256 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:06,000 You're your fiance slagging my fiance off, You know I. 257 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,640 Mean beaten. But don't tell me about Julia. 258 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,400 Jeremy And then there was like bald men messaging me. 259 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,360 And it's like going fuck off, you're bald. 260 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,600 But I can see them being like, but you have a chance to do 261 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,320 something. Yeah, You know what I mean? 262 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,480 They're like what? Do you mount it? 263 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,520 People go to Turkey and they get less grief. 264 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,600 Yeah, for a whole new head of hair. 265 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,120 Did you get for putting a few curls in it? 266 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,960 Like yeah, you. Know what I mean? 267 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,680 More than a few constant says it like I just. 268 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,200 Got the sides and Coco to the sides. 269 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,360 Yeah, Coco loves it, but that's his space, isn't it? 270 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,520 You're her. You can say that about barbers. 271 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,840 Yeah. I love that he has a back and 272 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,920 sides guy and a perm guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 273 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,400 He's different guys, different elements. 274 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:47,080 Different textures. Because you're saying you take 275 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,920 it, you like to give it to balance it out. 276 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:53,120 Would you like to say something about me and iron physically 277 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,960 that you maybe would have a laugh with us about? 278 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,080 Like would you like to say something? 279 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,160 Oh, but like, you're both, you're both fine, like. 280 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,240 Yeah, but just what are you? What would you if you had the if 281 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,400 you were in roast mode? Yeah, what would physical. 282 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:07,800 This whole hand thing that'll he's been on for about a month 283 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,520 now. I've seen you with it, with it 284 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,680 off. I think that's just the. 285 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,880 Kid at school no comes down for cast things just like just like 286 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,240 leaned on it a wee bit yeah gets everyone to sign it yeah so. 287 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,840 You know, you know, you're fine. Yeah. 288 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,640 You know, Aaron, you have fixy fibres in your hair. 289 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,600 You put. I don't put the black fibres in. 290 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,080 No, I don't. You can feel it by her and I. 291 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,880 There's no fibres. Look, they have fibres. 292 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,200 Come on, you put. The white powder on. 293 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,320 No, I put the volume powder. On I get the powder on, but the. 294 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,600 Powder is nice. Powder is good. 295 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,480 Yeah. Like I have nothing. 296 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,280 Like, I don't mind taking it because look, if this is a big 297 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,360 change, right? It's a big change. 298 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,120 You say that like but you made it but. 299 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,640 I chose the change like a doctor didn't diagnose you with that. 300 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,680 I know, but I chose. I chose. 301 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,960 I didn't come out of you, didn't come out of an SEC. 302 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,240 Look at a murder. What have you done? 303 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,360 Jude's mad. See, if we were on his stag do 304 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,000 and he had straight at her and we all took him blindfolded and 305 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,960 got him a perm, they would charge us for a hate crime for 306 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,880 doing. People be like I like a laughing 307 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,680 stag like a GIMP Boyd fit or something funny, but this is too 308 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,880 far. You can't promise her it'll. 309 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,400 Be a mistake, it'd be kind of gone, I'd say. 310 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,640 You reckon? Yeah. 311 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,680 I think it might still be lingering at this, but. 312 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,400 Overall, overall, overall, genuinely taking the piss side. 313 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,240 What do you actually think? I think. 314 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,720 I don't. I don't really have a huge 315 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,000 opinion on in that. I don't think it looks utterly 316 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,760 ridiculous. I think it like it's there. 317 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,000 Do you want? Someone said to me most. 318 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,040 Diplomatic politician. You know what? 319 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,080 Someone said to me last night, I think. 320 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:38,840 It looks a bit mad. Do you? 321 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,360 Want, someone said to me last night so I actually look like a 322 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:48,040 comedian. Yes, you look like a in 1970s 323 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,880 New York comedian. No, he looks like a prop 324 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,200 comedian in Vegas doing a residency at the Luxor. 325 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,760 That's what it is. But Carrot Top? 326 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,720 You know what? Carrot Top with blonde. 327 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,520 I don't regret. Personal top and I enjoy it and 328 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,160 I like it and it's quirky and it's different and it's fucking 329 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,040 great PR. Yeah, yeah, yes. 330 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,120 Oh, you've got, but where are you going to go next? 331 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,560 Exactly what's the next? Corn rolls, please. 332 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,480 Corn rolls? Oh no, please. 333 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,640 The Craig, The corn. Rolls. 334 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,600 Corn rolls, please. Member Beckham got corn roast. 335 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,240 Please. Like braids. 336 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,320 Oh no not 2 braids. Just got to let this grow out. 337 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,440 Please be like when a 12 year old girl goes on holiday to 338 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,880 Tenerife for their family. Please get the braids though. 339 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,960 Yeah, we bead in it, not yes. We beads at the end like you 340 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,320 make. Earlobes opened with the 341 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,760 earrings, you know. Yes, spacers. 342 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,560 Spacers. Yes, and like in there pierced 343 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,360 your septum. Yeah, yeah, that would be cool. 344 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,960 Like Pete, someone said to me it was in a midlife crisis. 345 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,480 I said yeah, it probably is, but like, embrace it. 346 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,880 Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing drugs. 347 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,160 I'm not bought a Harley-Davidson. 348 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,720 But you're 43. You're past midlife. 349 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,120 No. Do you know what, Shane? 350 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,440 Don't like your tone? I'm sorry, it's all love and I 351 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,800 didn't. Your tone was for him last night 352 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,240 when I phoned you just to say night, night I. 353 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,920 Was in the middle of work and he was posting awards. 354 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,240 Oh yes. OK, so there's a trend on tech 355 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,440 talk of like, you know, homies calling up their homies just to 356 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,640 say like, look, the man is just in the bed just to say night, 357 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,680 night. And I phoned this guy and you 358 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,240 already said strip back on that. I mean, I phoned our Butler. 359 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,520 He said night night, have a good one. 360 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,920 No, no, no. What would you say? 361 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,600 He wasn't fighting against that. He was Aaron, Aaron Butler said 362 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,200 I hope you have a great say. I couldn't use it in the clip 363 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,400 because it was too genuine. I phoned Michael Foster, he 364 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,680 said. I said nine night and Foster. 365 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,000 He said love you. He didn't know it's being 366 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,400 recorded. He just wanted to say nine night 367 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:31,720 back And then when I phoned Andrea Ryan, he said this is 368 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,360 Andrew Ryan. I was like, I know I'm just 369 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:39,000 saying night night and you said I'm 43, but why why can why can 370 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,760 man of our age not one that your age. 371 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,320 I genuinely. Taught you were drunk yeah, I I 372 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,680 was like, oh, because you'd rang me in the day yeah. 373 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,920 And then I say he's ringing me about something right. 374 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,400 And then I was like yeah, yeah. What is it what is it? 375 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,240 Like is it something a gig or something happened or something? 376 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,800 Because I just. I was taking ages and I was in a 377 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,160 suit and I was someone looking at me and saying why, why? 378 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,000 I don't know man. Like I was kind of looking over 379 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,520 there and then I, I genuinely thought, like you, I didn't 380 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,520 know. I didn't get it. 381 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:10,079 I got it towards the end, but I was just like going I thought 382 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,160 you were in trouble or something. 383 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,480 But would that not be nice just to phone a friend and say no, 384 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,359 it's just. Completely out of your that's 385 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,400 what you said to your kids mate before. 386 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,079 Like, what would you be bringing me to say that I didn't say 387 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,280 night night to Julie like better? 388 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:25,720 You said that. Julie is just like, I see 389 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,080 tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, no, it's funny like, 390 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,000 but I was just like. It is on the album when a friend 391 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,320 rings you. If you'd done it to me, I would 392 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,000 have been really freaked out. Yeah, there you go. 393 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,400 It's out of character. I'd have been freaked. 394 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,560 Out if he rang it in the baby, I'd be like, you know, I'd be 395 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,760 like saying help something going on. 396 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,440 But I I didn't know. But were you? 397 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,160 I was just like, what would he be doing now? 398 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,200 Yeah. He's off the door. 399 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,440 Good. AP How was? 400 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,760 Dubai, it was an experience. It was really good. 401 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,240 Yeah. Hot, Hottest. 402 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,920 May. Middle East is like, yeah. 403 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,560 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the desert ever gets a 404 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,160 bit. Bombing but one mile from the 405 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,360 sun like. He arrived in the big Canada 406 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:07,320 Goose jacket beanie. But on record, it was their 407 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,360 hottest may they've ever had, is what I was saying. 408 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,920 So it was like 4546. Oh, Jesus. 409 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,520 It was it was nice, uncomfortable, not enjoyable 410 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,320 now. What are we talking temperature? 411 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:20,280 And don't give me the like 110° give me the. 412 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,840 The one we know. Give me our one. 413 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,760 Damn and false. You're laughing because I've 414 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,240 literally just told you the temperature. 415 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,880 What was it? 4546°. 46°. 416 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,440 Yeah, yeah, in May, in May, Like there's loads of the people who 417 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,040 live there. Who, by the way, is that? 418 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,080 The mad high one? And then you convert it into the 419 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,560 normal. No, the actual degrees you. 420 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:44,400 Know we had 18 last week. Yeah, well, I'd fucking turn 20 421 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,680 other to us. Why did you say 20? 422 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,480 That's what you're going to give a specific. 423 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,600 Number, what are you doing to get you double it? 424 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,040 Not 30 or something. Yeah, 115, yeah. 425 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,360 How do you get that typed into Google? 426 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,800 But there's a, there's a system. Double not the boys to figure 427 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,200 that. Out what was #45? 428 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,960 4546. You can't close. 429 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,280 Yeah, you have to just stay in malls, go to coffee shops, go to 430 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,800 the gym because. You won't go on the sun now 431 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,520 these days. Well, this is the other thing, 432 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,240 especially when the UV index is so high during the day, you 433 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,680 know, once it gets that level, you all just you got to shade 434 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,520 yourself at all times. So I was staying, there was a 435 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,480 pool area at the hotel. There was a lovely shaded part 436 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,360 of it. I was in there. 437 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,960 Factor 100 on all good, keep himself covered. 438 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,920 What would you be more scared of, UV or UVF? 439 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,400 The second one, I think they only exist here. 440 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,640 So UV is probably worldwide. Worldwide. 441 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:41,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 46° that's like, that's not fun. 442 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,640 It's not. Yeah, you're, you're and. 443 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,120 You literally would walk to an Uber from your hotel and you'd 444 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,640 be sweating. On Yes, and we did that one gig 445 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,720 at the Aurora Sky Bar, which was 500 feet in the sky. 446 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:56,720 What time of night? At 9:00, but even still, it was 447 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,160 still the one of the other comedians on the English 448 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,280 comedian Justin he, he felt like he was going to faint and fall 449 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,400 into the pool and stuff when he was doing the dramatic stuff. 450 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:08,400 Yeah, it's massively dramatic to say I might faint and fall into 451 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,760 the. He's looking for a tech talk 452 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,160 clip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 453 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,800 Tech talk comedians try a crowd working. 454 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,880 So how long? 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She and Todd hold me back. 505 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,400 And that's what you tried to do, cutting the mic because we 506 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,440 didn't say we're doing this in the reach, but we're doing it 507 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:23,400 Ticketmaster dot IE bigger, bolder shift. 508 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,960 Did you do any excursions when you're there for 10 days going? 509 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,280 To go to theme parks, it's going to do that whole carry on. 510 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:33,080 But then with how warm it was, I was like, Nah, it's isn't a day 511 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,680 to walk about and do that sort of carry on. 512 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,680 So I just literally hung out at malls, went pick some coffee 513 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,720 shops, did some work on the laptop, went to the gym at the 514 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,320 hotel. You're like a retired mommy just 515 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,880 going into the supermarket, went the shopping centre, had 516 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,880 coffees, workout. Gossip the water. 517 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,480 Aerobics Indoor. Did some video calls and all 518 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,760 that and then yeah, yeah. What Tinder? 519 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,600 No mate, no I don't have those apps. 520 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,040 No wouldn't be for me now the but I remember being on Tinder 521 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,600 years ago when I was out there. It was just full of prostitutes. 522 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,160 Are you off the apps? Yeah, actually, eight years 523 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:04,920 miss. Really. 524 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,800 Yeah, yeah. You dating someone? 525 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,920 No tender stock price. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 526 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,040 The other Nah, just. But even like they're like, 527 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,160 could you did out there? Do you know what I mean? 528 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,480 As an Indian anywhere? Yeah. 529 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,840 But what I'm saying is even like, if you go there and you're 530 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,560 not married, I think people are like, you probably best not stay 531 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,160 in the same hotel room stuff. No, no. 532 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,040 That's fine, no? No, it's all good. 533 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,640 People have that perception of like places like Dubai because. 534 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,920 It's in. I just thought there was like, 535 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,320 if you're not married, it was seen as very different. 536 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,800 That's fine. No, it's fine. 537 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:48,880 I've done it. OK, Dubai, yeah, there's a 538 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,440 worldwide, Yeah, that's our guy 365. 539 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,160 Yeah, yeah, there. But that, Joe, what it was a 540 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,640 great learning experience to do like gigs of different cultures. 541 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,560 And the audiences were very crazy because it wasn't just 542 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,400 like English and Irish people. It was. 543 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,520 Everything. It was a. 544 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,920 Polish, Irish. Welsh. 545 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,200 Yeah, Scottish, all the rest, but it was Yeah. 546 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,880 So you had people from like America, Africa, India, 547 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,960 Pakistan, Australia, Europe, all in the one audience. 548 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,520 It was. And their second language is 549 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,280 English. So when you're doing the gig, 550 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,960 you're like slow. You feel like a TV or a kids TV 551 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,840 presenter because you have to really spell out the jokes for 552 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,240 them. But it works weirdly, you know? 553 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,520 But yeah, it's fun. What was your What was your 554 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,760 Dubai you want to be date when you're in Dubai? 555 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,920 I flew out to Dubai yet to go on a date with a girl. 556 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,160 Just for the date. For the date, just for a day. 557 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,560 No, you. No you didn't. 558 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,000 No, you, Andrew. No, you didn't. 559 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:45,440 This must have been the best date of all time. 560 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,200 I've not told you this, just went no. 561 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,280 To through to Dubai for a date. Yeah, 2015. 562 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,920 Right. That's like a Jeff Bezos move. 563 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,240 I have the. Pictures I don't believe. 564 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,120 No, I can't be showing that. You get, you get talking, she's 565 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,920 based in Dubai and then you're like. 566 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,800 She's based in guitar. Right. 567 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,840 So I was out doing gigs in Bahrain and Qatar, met a girl 568 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,600 who worked for the Marriott Hotel. 569 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:16,560 She was Lebanese and. Well, why would you want to date 570 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:20,520 guys? That was great. 571 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,480 She meets me. It all changed. 572 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,640 That's it man, that's all. That's all it takes. 573 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,760 It is a choice. Did you meet anyone? 574 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,800 So you meet this Lebanese lady. Right, this 2015, OK. 575 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:43,120 Just to remind you, why is 2015 so significant for Lebanese 576 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,680 women? You'll find out. 577 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,280 Go ahead. So. 578 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,800 It's the year it became legal for them to be a Cork man. 579 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:55,520 So I mean, I come home, she's two weeks after that, she's at a 580 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,360 wedding in London, I'm living there. 581 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,400 She messages me and says, oh, I'm in London for a wedding, 582 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,920 Brilliant. I'm off for five days. 583 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,520 We can hang out a couple of times while she's there. 584 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,080 I was obviously living there. Then she said to me, look, do 585 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,720 you want to come out to the Middle East again? 586 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,280 We can hang out for like 4 or five days because. 587 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,120 But this time when let's go to Dubai, I've got a work trip 588 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,160 because she works for a big Marriott. 589 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,800 I'm going from Doha to Dubai for a week's work. 590 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,440 Do you want to come out? And I went brilliant. 591 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,080 She started all the hotel because she works there. 592 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,640 After Marriott, everything was included right around. 593 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:34,640 Sweet, where do you guys stay? Marriott and then the night 594 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,080 before I was flying a Brookby tour. 595 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,320 In the market? On stage in Birmingham, walking 596 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,920 up to the gig, I broke my toe on the step. 597 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,520 Right. So I did the gig, got the train 598 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,240 back from. Did you still do the set? 599 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,680 Yeah, but I didn't read. It was uncomfortable. 600 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,120 I didn't realise it was broken at the time. 601 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:55,200 Right, got the train. Got got the train from 602 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,520 Birmingham News. What was it? 603 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:01,400 Sorry. It was a the IT was do so do you 604 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,160 know the one on you know the baby one on the. 605 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,800 Left yes, the one up from that that's the mealiest to. 606 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800 The media, it's the bone going in there, right? 607 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,400 It was the bone. The way that's bullshit. 608 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:22,560 You said. That's it's a Trappist tool. 609 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,960 That is the trappiest tool. Is it? 610 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,600 Yes, one in from the right tool, yeah. 611 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,760 I get a train back to Houston after the gig in Birmingham. 612 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:33,040 I walk across Rd into the A&E. Irish girl starts me a crutch. 613 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,120 Get a crutch. Yeah. 614 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,400 Following morning for a broken to following morning. 615 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,960 Got a new bird out to heat from Flame. 616 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,040 Virgin Airways. Virgin Atlantic. 617 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:46,640 You're on the way back. Flew to flew to Dubai and hung 618 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,720 out with her for four days. She's married now. 619 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,960 Oh. All because of that. 620 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,280 That's class. So 4 days of Dubai didn't end 621 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:57,320 very well, but it was good. Oh was it was toe related. 622 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,240 Did not ended very well. No, the tone. 623 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,120 She was a man with like strong toe. 624 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,760 That was actually fine, but. In their culture and. 625 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,000 Just like you know when you spend. 626 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,080 A better time with someone and you realise we're not a 627 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,480 compatible man. Yeah, and the fact that she had 628 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,400 a boyfriend. I mean, that'll do it, won't it? 629 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,840 All function and toes and all. But I already found out 630 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,040 afterwards she's a boyfriend. Yes. 631 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,400 So you're. No, but I found out the last day 632 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,960 and I said it to her like you've boyfriend like on. 633 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,480 The last day, what did she do? Like a. 634 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,480 Really getting out as I was a bit cheeky of it to do what 635 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,200 you've done like. Is that why she took you to 636 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,320 Dubai? Yeah, I could have been killed 637 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,440 like, well, it was just a fun, fun trip. 638 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,360 Yeah, exactly. She was. 639 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,680 She was working in a day like, so it wouldn't even doubt. 640 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,160 Nice. Long way to go for a date. 641 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,040 I like it. I like it. 642 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,280 But I but I said yesterday that was that was 2015 was my year of 643 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,840 yes. Oh, OK. 644 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,720 What else did you say? Yes, in 2015. 645 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,280 Yes, give us, give us 3, three other things you said, yeah. 646 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,320 Did you make a plan to start of the year? 647 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,720 You said I'm just going to say yes to everything, every 648 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,600 opportunity. That was when. 649 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,760 You were not every. I calculate it was 30. 650 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,080 In 2015, Oh yeah, 10 years. You were 33 it. 651 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,280 Was 3233, Yeah. OK. 652 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,880 I wasn't sure if it was like age-related. 653 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,800 You were like. Oh yeah, when I. 654 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,200 Know if you do like a bucket less than 30 or. 655 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,200 Something age-related. Age. 656 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,000 Age, thank God. But maybe he said yes or that 657 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,280 too. Oh, you. 658 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,560 Know 37. I'm 36. 659 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,440 Right, so have you. You should do a yes here. 660 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,960 OK. It's brilliant. 661 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,480 Yeah. Everyone should do a yes here. 662 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,240 Just say yes to stuff. Do you want to go at last to 663 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:29,760 read? All right. 664 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,080 Yes. Yeah, huh. 665 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,880 Yes. You can still say no. 666 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,080 You can still say no. Yeah, to calculate you have a 667 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:43,040 tendency to say yes to more that you take calculated with stuff 668 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,840 like. So I went to a lot more football 669 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,440 matches. I went to some stags that I 670 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,120 would I've never got to a stag and I'm having a stag but I went 671 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,560 and I fuck it, I decided to do it like. 672 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,080 How excited are you for your stag? 673 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,160 I don't know. The the hang with Andrew is, is 674 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,600 that we've sort of kept him out of all the organising as much as 675 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,720 we can because at the start of the stag Andrew takes things 676 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,760 very literal. So I could make a joke and be 677 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,600 like, Andrew, we're going to invite the devil to your stag 678 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,120 and Andrew go. And then two days later phoned 679 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,040 me going, hey man, listen, just don't be inviting the devil like 680 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,280 this. Julie wouldn't like it, you 681 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,480 know? Where would he stay? 682 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. 683 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,760 I need to tell you this because I've told Dave the devil's 684 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,360 coming. No, no, I've told Dave this, 685 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,800 Right. I rang Dave and I. 686 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,920 By the way, for people who I don't know, Dave and Andrew sort 687 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:31,320 of coordinate in the Steven. Aaron and so Dave and Aaron 688 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,280 coordinate. So I said to Dave did a day, I 689 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,000 rang him. He was in Dubai. 690 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,080 So I didn't mean so I said, Dave, listen, I really do 691 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,040 appreciate you doing a little bit the legwork, you know, in 692 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,960 the admin for the stags. What I'm going to do is as a 693 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,880 thank you for doing that on the night of the wedding, you and 694 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,920 Catherine, I'm going to pay your hotel room as a treat. 695 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,560 And I said I'm going to offer the same to Aaron as well. 696 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,320 So I said I saw you today, so if you do a nice job, you don't 697 00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,680 fuck me up. All that guilt trip and the. 698 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,800 Night of the wedding, I'm going to pay the hotel room for you as 699 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,200 a thank you for me for doing all the admin because I appreciate 700 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,280 it can be a bit of a ball like so you and Dave are going to get 701 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,680 a hotel room on me and the night. 702 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,920 That's a beautiful gesture. Well, very much. 703 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,840 What if I I might just start arranging wild things for the 704 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,640 stag now. Will you pay my hotel if I don't 705 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:18,680 know? OK. 706 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,240 You're not, you're not involved in the arrange. 707 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,920 You're not, You're not. No, he can't be involved. 708 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,640 Yeah, No, I'm not. Well, just pay more Tory. 709 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,520 Pay more Tory No. No, every wedding guest at the 710 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,960 hotel gets a free room just because they didn't go to Andrew 711 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,520 Stag and do Oh. Dear. 712 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,080 Yeah, no, look forward to it. It's going to be crazy when 713 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,440 you're chained to a prominent paramilitary member at your own 714 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,840 stag. Jerry. 715 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,000 Adams, My dad's gone. Yeah. 716 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,840 He's never on that, Yeah. But yeah, the the only one 717 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,080 request I think you had was you don't want to be up early in the 718 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,040 morning. That's not what it is. 719 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,880 I. Said Let's let everyone have the 720 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,200 morning, like like let's meet after, let's meet at lunch or 721 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,360 something. Give people people and go for 722 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,280 run people go for swim, do their own thing. 723 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,480 Yeah. Because like. 724 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,480 Swimming on this day. No, but in the hotel I. 725 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,160 Know what you mean I'd. Say like you don't want to be a 726 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,200 lot. Of dads there as well. 727 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,160 Not on fucking school tour. Like yeah, like I don't want 728 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,480 activities. Like I don't want crafting and 729 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,720 fucking bird watching or fucking butchering chickens or 730 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,800 something. Like I'm not interested. 731 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,680 What? Yeah, I need to put you to one 732 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,480 side to say I don't want to butcher chickens on those. 733 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,120 Whatever. Whatever you do in a stag. 734 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,960 Guys, it's time for the annual. I've only been on journal, can I 735 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,840 just say I've only been on 2 stags in my life? 736 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,280 And what happened? When I went to them in 2000. 737 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,080 That's Richard Jenkins and both them the. 738 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,360 One of them, Joe did, one of them was I wasn't living in 739 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,840 Belfast but it was in Belfast and we took 18 lads up to the 740 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,560 falls. I need to do Gaelic training, 741 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,080 that was part. They had an afternoon doom 742 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,560 Gaelic and hurling training with the team up at the Falls. 743 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,480 Was it all English? Books, yeah, it was down that 744 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,960 long road down that you got the 1st. 745 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,440 That sounds like a left as you're going up, but it's on the 746 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,800 left, you go down. What's that club? 747 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,520 David, OH. I don't know the name of I know 748 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,440 you're describing. It's down the gates like a tiny 749 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,760 little lane, 2 pitches. And is it David? 750 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,440 It's just off the falls, but that was really good. 751 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,679 And then but it got really messy like and I was just a bit like, 752 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,320 don't be wrong, it was great crack. 753 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,000 Really enjoyed it. But I was a bit like a lot of 754 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,120 drinking like and I like, I love a pint of stuff, but I also like 755 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:22,360 to be reflective and just chill out. 756 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,280 Like on the stat? Yeah, reflective stags. 757 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,840 You don't even drink, So what the fuck you know? 758 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,719 Don't. I'm just going he. 759 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,159 Looks at a drink and he collapses. 760 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,000 Like he likes a point but it's like if I see him drinking and 761 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,360 like film not though. It is a rare. 762 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,760 Time when he I'm. Doing one day of yours, I'm not 763 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,480 doing a Saturday. You didn't afraid. 764 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,120 That's fine and. You're not even really drink how 765 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,960 much because you have a flight to catch and all the next day. 766 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,719 But we were going to be on. I changed me and Willie's 767 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,639 flights for me and Willie were supposed to go to New York on 768 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:47,760 the Saturday. Oh yeah. 769 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:51,639 But we aren't, and we're just going to go to Toronto. 770 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,320 We're getting in Toronto that evening, so our flight was 771 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,239 supposed to be. So you're coming on the Friday 772 00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,000 now? Yeah, all day Friday and then we 773 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,920 leave Saturday morning. To go to Toronto. 774 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,240 But our flight from Dublin isn't until 1. 775 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,840 So I was going to, I was going to like we're, I think I'm 776 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,120 working out. We're leaving Cork at 8:00 777 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,200 because we're going to fly Shannon. 778 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,600 And then it was like we would have to go go back there and get 779 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,400 the car, blah blah. Anyway. 780 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,120 Why don't you leave the car and I'll drive your car home on the 781 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,800 Sunday? Very booked, but thank you. 782 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,960 I appreciate that gesture. Just pay for my hotel room for 783 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,840 your wedding. But I said to Willie, I was 784 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,400 like, where? I'll be getting you up at 8:00 785 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,600 AM on the Saturday. That's not too bad. 786 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,600 But he can sleep. He can sleep in the car because 787 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,680 before that it was going to be us. 788 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,400 We were going to leave it like. 4:00 AM Yeah. 789 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,320 You'll be able to drag him out? Yeah. 790 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,840 It's all right. I just put them in the golf 791 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,000 compartment. I'll be. 792 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,560 A bit a bit of like like lining in it, you know, like you know, 793 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,960 like a bit of like nice lining in there for like you could. 794 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,480 Sleep in the back. Who's not that tall? 795 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,200 No, especially the Ozampic night shrunk them. 796 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,720 Yeah, he's. He looks great. 797 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,720 He's tiny little I'm bringing him his Calvin luggage. 798 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,360 Yeah, and you still got space, you put. 799 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,360 Them in that we. Think yeah, still get your whole 800 00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,240 clothes in there. So I like, I like one day on the 801 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,520 stag. Perfect. 802 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,920 Perfect. Perfect for you, Yeah. 803 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,760 Perfect, Yeah. Two would have been good, but 804 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:10,880 one as long as I'm not missing I'm getting a full day and 805 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,320 night. Waking up, having breakfast the 806 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,400 next day, that's good by me. It's good. 807 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,440 It's gonna be a great time. We're. 808 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,920 Gonna have a great time. We've got 1617 coming in one 809 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,760 night, this 14 the next night to 16. 810 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,800 Because you know, everyone like you, You know, I appreciate 811 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,720 comedians. Afraid you're gassed him to take 812 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,360 a full weekend off as well and also people are dads and like my 813 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,120 brother on the Saturday has to bring us my nephew to a match 814 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,240 like so he's what? You're going to say to the stag. 815 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,240 Yeah, that'd be cool. No, he has to bring my nephew to 816 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,560 a game and Limerick and then come back. 817 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,680 So I understand people's requirements, you know, but 818 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,520 it'll be good crack. Yeah, Phil has to coach and 819 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,520 stuff. No, he's like fell me and you'll 820 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,520 just go out for dinner for my stag or something. 821 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,520 These boys are animals, Phil. Yeah. 822 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,960 You'll never have a stag with you. 823 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:58,560 Or a Phil. I'm a golfer, a friend, I've got 824 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,080 a coach. It's. 825 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,040 The same as a personal trainer lad, same as a PT. 826 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,600 You've never got to a PT. Yeah, yeah. 827 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,080 Oh, look at me lifting. Lifting. 828 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,680 I'm lifting the. Weight. 829 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,480 I'm a big, strong boy. I'm a big, strong boy. 830 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,240 I'm a big strong guy. Look at me lifting the weights. 831 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,280 I'm trying to lose my body. Fine. 832 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,640 I'm from the West. Fuck off. 833 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,320 I'm a big strong boy with my fucking little jokes. 834 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,160 Is this you doing like a self hate thing? 835 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,160 That's that's. You in the That's him doing me. 836 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,680 Oh yeah, yeah. Pickleball. 837 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,920 Oh, like the ball's gone over the. 838 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,520 Net I can't call into your head. Literally. 839 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,280 It's eating into the brain. Yeah, but you. 840 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,880 Yeah, you will. Do you know what? 841 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,760 Can I? I'll tell you something. 842 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,080 Something's going. To happen with him in a couple 843 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:46,880 years. He'll get married. 844 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,840 He's going to get married. Do you know? 845 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,840 What? Something's going to happen. 846 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,320 He's going to meet someone. Yeah. 847 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,640 And his whole life you have been this way. 848 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,960 There's no way that's happening. No partner, no kids, no nothing. 849 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,240 But you're going to meet someone and I tell you something, you're 850 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:05,240 going to fucking do a full 180. He's soften the bit 360 he yeah, 851 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,800 I know you come back to the way he was originally. 852 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,440 No, he, he, he changes dance here and there, you know, you 853 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,280 know, he's a wee bit like, he's a bit like Zelanski at the start 854 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,640 of the war with Russia. He's like, there's no 855 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,480 compromise. There's no peace. 856 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,880 There's no nothing. They're not there. 857 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,960 And you know what it's like? No Crimea. 858 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,920 Some people are like, maybe, maybe give them correct Crimea. 859 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,160 And he's like, look, just shut up. 860 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,600 We'll see. Do you know what I mean? 861 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:34,520 He's like, he's genuine. He lets someone leave a wash bag 862 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,000 in the house. He let a girl leave her wash bag 863 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,080 over. Yes, yes, he's starting to 864 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,000 write. Here, I'll put the key under the 865 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,760 flower pot. Yes, he's starting to give 866 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:43,880 access. Yes. 867 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,160 Yeah. Are we? 868 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,400 Are we? Are we right there, Aaron? 869 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,600 Butler will get married. Are you seeing? 870 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,200 Anyone at the moment? Are you sure? 871 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,560 Positive. Yeah, your body language very 872 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,440 guarded. Look at that. 873 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,200 Because I'm in. How that's a barrier? 874 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,560 I'm. The barrier's entry. 875 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,800 That's too open. I'm an enigma, right? 876 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,040 You know, at the end of the day, I'm just happy living my wee 877 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,520 life the way I'm living it now. Yep. 878 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,200 And if something happens in the future? 879 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,280 He's now open. But I'm open to. 880 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,200 But I'm open. To He's a jar. 881 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:13,920 He's a jar. I'm. 882 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,640 Open to whatever in life, you know what I mean? 883 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,160 Do you certain extent? What's Aaron Butler not open to? 884 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,240 Gay sex with men as opposed to. With women. 885 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:30,720 But like, yeah, but look. But look, maybe who knows, you 886 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,000 know what I mean? Maybe I'll go on the stag. 887 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,640 Things will change. My dad didn't need pizza until 888 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,040 about 10 years ago and I loves it. 889 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,480 That's what I'm saying. But we're all we can all change. 890 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,800 I didn't mean first Indian until I was 35. 891 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,040 Yeah, I mean, you had the food. Food. 892 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:47,760 Is good. I would never jumped in see if I 893 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,200 could eat anything. I do like Indian food, but it 894 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:57,480 wouldn't be one of my go to. But I I find for like dietary 895 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,080 crimes and stuff when you, most Indian restaurants I've been in, 896 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,440 if it's part of a group here going there, the boys will bend 897 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,520 over backwards for you. Like they'll be like, we can 898 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,200 make this no problem. Yeah. 899 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,280 They should what do you get in an Indian with your? 900 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,960 Cokes here hugely. Just said plain white. 901 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:17,640 Rice I'll, I'll get like a, I'll get like a rice and a chicken 902 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,040 and they'll do me some kind of sauce. 903 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,040 But I used to see when I worked in a call centre, I used to get 904 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,000 onion bajis and now just. A couple of I love a Nan. 905 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,840 I love a Nan. Can I ask you a question? 906 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,200 Just sort of go back to your topic there. 907 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,200 Did you have sex with a man for £1,000,000? 908 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,720 I'm not. I'm not in a like. £1,000,000 909 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:41,400 cash in cash. Do you mean you have to bottom 910 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,600 form? You flick a coin. 911 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,280 That's that's what it's way weirder because then if I'm 912 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,640 forced to top for him and I can't, you know, get the boy 913 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,040 going. To have sex with a man for 914 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,680 £1,000,000. I would say no. 915 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,240 And nobody would ever know about. 916 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:02,880 It I would say no. 1. Over underground. 917 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,120 I'll do that, Joe. What? 918 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,040 Yeah, but you don't. But you have to look at it. 919 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,280 Well when you say look at it and him in the eyes, are it OK? 920 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,520 Bought all the eyes. Yeah, no problem. 921 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,520 And I do cheek kisses, part of it on top to rub his back. 922 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,480 Courtesy. Yeah, just as a wee bonus. 923 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,120 I wouldn't know who wouldn't rub the back. 924 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,440 You do. Cheek as we wouldn't rub the 925 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,400 back. It's more sensual to rub the 926 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,160 back then we kiss and cheek. Yeah, I suppose. 927 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,440 Like, yeah. But yeah, no problem like that 928 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,080 would be fine but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 929 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,440 The sex bits, the. Hard part million paying cash. 930 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,080 Yeah, would be nice. I lived with a gay guy for a 931 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,120 couple of years and then. I'm what? 932 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,440 He offered. Manchester I need a long term 933 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:48,520 partner, you know, and lovely people are still like really 934 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,200 nice people like and I asked him a few. 935 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:55,760 He took me to I went to two Prides when I was about this is 936 00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:04,560 2006, London. It was the year of maybe year of 937 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,440 Prides. It was the year of definitely 938 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,200 not, but I went. To I went to my girlfriend at a 939 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,680 time. We all went to Manchester Pride, 940 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,080 you know, on Canal Street and never been to a Pride before. 941 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,240 I was only 23 years of age, 24 years of age, never been. 942 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,120 And I must say, like I always try and go to Belfast pride and 943 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,320 stuff. I've been to London pride 944 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:27,200 because it's such great fun and like you can when you learn 945 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,880 about the gay scene and stuff like that, like like it's 946 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,920 really, really it's really fun scene. 947 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,000 Like, you know, I'm a heterosexual male as of that, 948 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,840 but the great crack like it's good fun, really enjoyed. 949 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,800 It, I mean, at the end of the day you walk on a bit of disco, 950 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,080 there's a bit of UV painting, some alcohol. 951 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,680 That's going to be a great time. And there, you know the pink 952 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,160 pound. They call it the pink pound. 953 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,920 Censor because it's because they're pruned are like couples 954 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,360 same sex couples don't have usually in stereotypical fashion 955 00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,480 don't have kids or as many kids or whatever not as many adopt so 956 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,520 they have more money than money spent. 957 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,360 So it's called the pink. It's. 958 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,680 Called the pink pound. So like, you know, gay couples 959 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,000 contribute a lot to economy because they, they go out more, 960 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,040 yeah, they don't have kids, you see, sort of more disposable 961 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,160 income. So the pink pound is a very, you 962 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,120 know, it's very valuable. Like it's valuable. 963 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,880 The pink pound is up today. Yeah, it's a crypto coin and 964 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,720 Andrew's launching. Yeah. 965 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,240 Yeah, Andrew for your sort of you're calling this a little bit 966 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:32,840 of a break from like say Turin, for example, is there any other 967 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,760 little hobbies you've got into on the side from golf? 968 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,720 Like any, any new thing you're doing that you're like, I wasn't 969 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:42,440 doing that before. Whether it's a a cuisine or you 970 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,640 cooking or you. But I'm working, I'm back 971 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,000 working with the nutritionist now. 972 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,120 So I'm doing the calorie deficit, I'm lifting more 973 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,200 weights, golfing, spending a lot of time with Julie, doing up the 974 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,440 house. Many calories you on a day so. 975 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,200 I'm on, I was on maintenance up for two weeks. 976 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:04,080 I'm on 9/19/50 with exercise and then maintenance is about two 977 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,200 one so but I've been well under it. 978 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,800 You've got you're on 1950 with exercise, but you're on 2100 979 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,800 with me, no. I was on maintenance about 2150 980 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,400 for the first two weeks. Now I'm down to 1950 with 981 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,440 exercise or three gym sessions a week or when I play golf. 982 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,800 I don't do a gym session day trans I just. 983 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,200 No, What's your weave? I say. 984 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,400 You're not dieting when you're when you're playing around the 985 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,880 golf, what snacks you bring them, right? 986 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,400 You like dairy, Lee Dunker. You love. 987 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:32,880 You know what? I. 988 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,960 Love. This guy loves don't. 989 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,440 Do you love Dairy Lee dunkers? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 990 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,360 You were. Yeah, I've seen Eat them loads. 991 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,960 Oh, you've done that was that was in the past. 992 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,520 Be honest, Be honest. That was the year I. 993 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,760 Could really don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 994 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,000 That's OK. Do you find you feel like funny 995 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,280 or something? You look like a fun snack. 996 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,840 You look funny. Like, do you giggle when you're 997 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,960 eating? No, he does. 998 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,360 Will you do a laundry ball? Oh yeah, I do a What's the red 999 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,360 one? The red circle. 1000 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:03,280 Baby bells love a baby bell. Never do that when you're. 1001 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,800 Doing what I love. I love a waggon wheel, A red 1002 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,560 waggon. Oh, I waggon wheel fig rolls. 1003 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,480 Yes, quick pensioner. Dip, dip him in the tea and. 1004 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,720 Fig rolls are a very soft. I love, I love when it gets all 1005 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,960 stuck around your gums and you go, oh. 1006 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,640 No. Do you ever, do you ever break a 1007 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,440 Twix? And two, you know, you take the 1008 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,440 caramel off the top, but you keep the biscuit. 1009 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,200 Well, that's so. We've been perverted when you 1010 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,960 eat the caramel off the biscuit of a Twix. 1011 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,680 Oh, it's amazing. I'll see. 1012 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,600 You're really purview of biscuits? 1013 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,480 No, not purview. Biscuits, Jaffa Cakes. 1014 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,880 What do you could eat that I need a full Jack of? 1015 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,320 I need a full box of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting. 1016 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,920 Like Full Moon, but they tune. Full sitting. 1017 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,960 That's a lot of calories. A food package, but that was 1018 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,960 back in the day. Now I'm more like what I love. 1019 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,240 No protein yoghurt with a small tub of smarties. 1020 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,600 You know there's more sugar in a banana than there isn't a small 1021 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,720 tub of. Sparks, but that's natural. 1022 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:57,320 Sugar is not processed so good you I eat 3 bananas a day. 1023 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,720 Yep. Good for you. 1024 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,760 My advice is the point. Do you not believe me? 1025 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,320 I'd imagine you've you've a lot of bananas at home. 1026 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,400 Like you seem like the kind. Of I have bunches. 1027 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,760 But I'd say you're a week. Do you do a weekly shop? 1028 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:15,280 Me personally. Do the food? 1029 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,000 Like do you do a weekly shop in the house? 1030 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,720 No, it does a weekly shop and then we'll get bits and pieces 1031 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,680 when needed. So you just pop into the shop 1032 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,120 and pick up the milk and the bread and all that? 1033 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,520 Yeah. OK, so you do a big week. 1034 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,120 Do you do a weekly shop? No, I'm a day by day I. 1035 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,560 Do banana runs as well? I do separate banana runs like. 1036 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,600 I just where I just. Go to your bananas. 1037 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:37,200 Yeah, you're easy day by day. I walked down to my local 1038 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,760 Sainsbury's on the Glen Rd there. 1039 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,760 Suppose you have to pass time because you know you'd be on 1040 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,120 your own a lot like. That's it. 1041 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,440 Yeah, you do. You do. 1042 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,240 Yeah. Especially because it doesn't 1043 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,320 take me that long. Do the hair. 1044 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,840 And no, that would take. That would take. 1045 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,000 Can I just say this doesn't take that long to do it because it's. 1046 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,440 Fixed. It's in a fixed position. 1047 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,360 Because you've been trying to unfix it for the last two weeks. 1048 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,840 My hair is fucking great, man. It is. 1049 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,360 It's a. Conversation, it's conversation 1050 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:11,520 started. OK, continue with the pod. 1051 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,560 All right, so we'll carry on. Yeah, I when I play golf the old 1052 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,800 time, I I liked getting like sweeties and all. 1053 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,320 I'm bringing them in the golf Jelly babies, Cat cat chunky. 1054 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,400 No, I'm more of the. I like the old. 1055 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,560 Parts what I had. Yeah, but I don't like that. 1056 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,520 You're not me. You're not allowed. 1057 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,480 Why it should be all go and play golf for there for the crack. 1058 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,320 I never packed up a clothes. Come out, we get a buggy. 1059 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,360 We drive Rd. We did 9 nose. 1060 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,320 We take an hour and a half, a bit of crack, play Blackwood 1061 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,120 parts. We've got the Clandy Boy. 1062 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,440 I have a course, small course, nine part, 99 holes. 1063 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,000 There we go to the Blackwood Part 3 bit of crack. 1064 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,000 Did you phone an emergency there doing an? 1065 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,560 Option right now. Do you want me to bring Phil? 1066 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:52,240 Yeah. Phil, Phil, my mates are dying 1067 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,920 to meet you on the course. Phone as we parking, Yeah. 1068 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,320 He's a good guy. Andrew's carrying his bag on 1069 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,440 Phil's bag. Yeah. 1070 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,720 Wait, wait, don't we go? Yeah. 1071 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,760 Do you know what I need to do before I need to go to all them 1072 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,560 driving ranges and? Let's go to a driving range 1073 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,080 first. Because I've never, I've never 1074 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,520 hit. It I'm not willing to do 2 1075 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,880 separate trips for I know. Well, I'll go to the driving 1076 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,960 range on my own. Let him go to the driving range 1077 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,880 and then we'll. Play Me and Him will go driving 1078 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,040 range next week. Yeah, we'll organise it too. 1079 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,240 But how long are you in America for? 1080 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,000 Oh, like a couple of days. Right. 1081 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,680 OK, perfect. OK, brilliant. 1082 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,440 Well, we'll probably do it probably when you come back. 1083 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,880 Yeah, but we'll have to. We've got a bit of crack in it. 1084 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,680 Yeah, I'll show you my swing. In a week out, have you got the 1085 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,040 app on your phone that shows you the line when you hit the ball? 1086 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,640 I have every app. Of course he does. 1087 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,560 I have everything right that's class. 1088 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,480 I'll bring the drone. You see, I used to play golf for 1089 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,320 years and years and years, right up to 2021, and I was playing 1090 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,440 two or three times a week. When I was 14 I took it up. 1091 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,760 Was working in the Golf Club at home, a car collecting glasses 1092 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,000 in the back. When I met you, yeah. 1093 00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,200 But then from 2021 when I moved here, I stopped for a couple of 1094 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,720 years because I did 2 towards back-to-back and I've only just 1095 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,440 kind of properly gone back to it after about two years. 1096 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,720 So for the last two years, you've probably obviously never 1097 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,840 has really noticed that I've played that much any golf. 1098 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,000 But now I'm, I'm actually going back to where I was, yeah, 1099 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,960 because I'm afraid of a bit of time and it makes me like. 1100 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:19,920 Sometimes when I have, I play very easily, But when I haven't 1101 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,320 played in ages and then the first time I go back to it, I'm 1102 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,640 unbelievable, Yeah. And I'm brutal every other time 1103 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,960 I play, yeah. Because sometimes you can 1104 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,000 overtink it as well. Like just won't just be natural. 1105 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,680 Yeah, Germany, you know. But getting the buggy is the 1106 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,600 main thing. Yeah, I want to get a buggy. 1107 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,840 I remember snacks a job one time driving that up and down for a 1108 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,360 golf TV ad years ago. Like it was about 1213 years 1109 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,040 ago. I was doing who was on the golf 1110 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,520 ad? Darren Clark. 1111 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:46,400 Yes, he he was like in the advert was for Sky TV. 1112 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,560 And my job was literally just to drive the buggy up and down, up 1113 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,920 and down the whole course, like all day, just bringing them 1114 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,720 stuff. His class. 1115 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,520 Oh, so you didn't have lines that you were like a runner part 1116 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,840 of the. Ads just a runner and they just 1117 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,080 give me the card more like that's your card that's. 1118 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,800 A dream. Job Oh, it's called golf Carties 1119 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,480 are. Grateful. 1120 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,600 Yeah, yeah, they're, they're class, but I didn't know the 1121 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,440 etiquette. Like I didn't know you're meant 1122 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,560 to like, stop when people are taking shots and stuff. 1123 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:12,600 Oh, yeah, yeah. So I was just, I was just, I was 1124 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:13,800 just joyriding it. Yeah. 1125 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,080 Yeah, there's a lot of education, golf like. 1126 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,680 Yeah, that's too much. That's what I'm too much. 1127 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,760 That's the problem. You have to cut. 1128 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,280 If a ball is going to hit someone in the head, you have to 1129 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,600 like shout them and warn them. Yeah, weird, but that's why you 1130 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,600 probably love it like you love the, you love the you love that. 1131 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,000 There's hard rules in there. Yeah, I love the rules. 1132 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,120 I love the discipline of it. If. 1133 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,440 You ever hit last question? You ever hit somebody with a 1134 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,800 golf ball? No, I've been hit though. 1135 00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,720 Where this explains So I got hitched. 1136 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,200 On the third tee, it's Ferrell and Golf Club in Saint Albans. 1137 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,440 I'm walking down the turn to hit a drive down and a guy is up 1138 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:50,520 there on the 6th, the 16th, and there's trees along separating 1139 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,720 the two fairways and he hit it and he shouted for and I just 1140 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,480 went like that. And I said, well, that it just 1141 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,600 bounced in front. Of me. 1142 00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,120 I love that he went like this. Now you can't go like that when 1143 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,320 they shout for you can go that you can. 1144 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,480 Now there was no mark or nothing. 1145 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,920 I was like, oh Jesus, I didn't fall or anything, but he came up 1146 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,040 and he was like, Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 1147 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,640 His eyes went, man, you're all right the way, but like he 1148 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,000 didn't hurt me or anything, whatever way. 1149 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,760 The bounce obviously killed a lot of speed. 1150 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:13,760 Like the word. Hit you. 1151 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,040 Just just just like right here, it bounced and then hit you. 1152 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,000 It bounced and. Oh, go, go, go. 1153 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,640 So it broke a lot of speed. The bones killed the speed a 1154 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,600 bit. How would it hurt me like? 1155 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,880 How was the charity football match? 1156 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,720 I missed missed it. I and Joe Odd I have never had 1157 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:31,200 formal as much in my life. I forgot that we hadn't talked 1158 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,520 about it. Then that moment I I because I 1159 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,480 was in Dubai, I was like looking back and. 1160 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,160 Going It was absolutely unbelievable. 1161 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,440 It was brilliant, it was nerve wracking, It was fun. 1162 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,520 It was she did just a couple of moments where like said the ball 1163 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,440 was out of play or whatever and just looking around, taking a 1164 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,520 lot with trying to take it in. It was magic. 1165 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:55,960 It was so good and and tell you what, we actually did not 1166 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,920 embarrass ourselves. We put up a good show. 1167 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,120 We. Acquitted ourselves well, to be 1168 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,320 fair, at the very end we had 19 players on the pitch for our 1169 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,240 team and three goalkeepers and they scored twice in that time. 1170 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:13,720 And but for the most of the game, like we started well and I 1171 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:16,840 was just, it was insane. It was brilliant, it was so 1172 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,200 good. Will happen again next year. 1173 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,480 Yes. I do something. 1174 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:25,280 Hopefully I'm here actually. But the evening do we were did 1175 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,600 so we're in the last had. To do stand up for the evening. 1176 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,680 Yeah, so they did it last year and they were like, it's a bit 1177 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,920 weird because you're on stage, the Legends set a like a top 1178 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,840 table and then you've got the audience. 1179 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,920 So you're behind them though, so you're doing stand up to the 1180 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,240 backs of their heads if they choose to turn around. 1181 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:43,840 It's like The Voice and then you've got the audience and 1182 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,800 Andrew Ryan went on 1st and no better man. 1183 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,680 They kick it off because he just started getting into the 1184 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,560 players. So here's the thing that I 1185 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,120 started to get worried up all Premier. 1186 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,200 A lot of Premier League footballers have like some sort 1187 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,360 of tabloid thing at some point of their career, whether it's 1188 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,080 drugs or fairs or money or whatever. 1189 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,720 Yeah. And I obviously. 1190 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,560 There was a few key players on there too that. 1191 00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:12,280 I know so much about football that I know about who you played 1192 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,080 for. I know about your personal life 1193 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,720 and whatever I've read, I have that knowledge. 1194 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,240 I know Antoine's a big football fan, but not necessarily knows 1195 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,960 like the the minutiae of football. 1196 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:27,520 So when he starts doing crowd work for the players, my heart 1197 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:32,000 goes into my forehead. I'm like, please, God, because 1198 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,480 this man's taking swings. Oh, yeah, but he's just taking a 1199 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,240 swing at a player and he's like, blah, blah, blah, whatever. 1200 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,960 But he's going so close to the wind and he doesn't know it is 1201 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,880 the thing. And the players, do you know 1202 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,000 who? Really made it work was Jermaine 1203 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,760 Pennant, because he sort of like really turned his chair around 1204 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,720 to watch and he was visibly enjoying it all. 1205 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,600 So that helped because otherwise you'd have been watching the 1206 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,840 players and it would have been a bit tense. 1207 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,720 But he was basically making it all right for the players to 1208 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:05,640 like just watch us and enjoy it. He went on. 1209 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,640 I was, we had to fill like half an hour and I was kind of 1210 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,600 worried. I was like what if this is shit 1211 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,920 because no one really knows it the stand up it seems like a 1212 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,800 good idea but is it going to just be? 1213 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,000 Like the right environment, like. 1214 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,840 The wrong environment. It was unbelievable. 1215 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,680 Class That's great, that's good. Me, him, Geordie, Rob, Johnny 1216 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,440 Bowen, Tommy, everybody had a great time. 1217 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,120 At one point the players were going to like Berbatov was 1218 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,760 there, but kind of like just like on his phone at the top 1219 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,400 table. And there was a moment where I 1220 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,760 saw I looked at the crowd and saw a mirror that was pointing 1221 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,080 at a mirror that you'd see him because there's pillars all over 1222 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,360 the place. And he was like enjoying a 1223 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,760 little bit a joke of mine I have about football. 1224 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,400 And that was like, that was one of the coolest moments of my day 1225 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,600 where it was like, he's not physically vomiting at this. 1226 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,080 You know what I mean? Like he's he's half enjoying it. 1227 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,560 But stand up saying there was an auction. 1228 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,480 Tommy McCarthy. Tommy had a few pints. 1229 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,080 Tommy Mccarry. Tommy calls to the auction, and 1230 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,480 it was worth. Admission money, yeah. 1231 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:04,600 Got it. It wasn't filmed. 1232 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,360 He was roasting the auction prizes and the company were like 1233 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,840 no talk like that's the opposite of what we need to be doing. 1234 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,160 But it was hilarious 2. Tickets to Man United in a 1235 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,080 suite. Why do you want to go there? 1236 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,000 For the fucking shit. Tommy's like that shit, you 1237 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,120 shouldn't be bidding for it. And they're they're freaking 1238 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,120 out. It was amazing. 1239 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,800 It was amazing. So funny it. 1240 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,080 Was brilliant. The meeting was great. 1241 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:24,680 To me it was great. I like just you guys are 1242 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,280 organising it. It was kind of serene. 1243 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,960 I think there's a few things that have happened in the last 1244 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,440 few years. You think that if there was no 1245 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,640 Internet or cameras, yeah, I don't think anyone would 1246 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,360 believe. Well that's what I said. 1247 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,360 Me and Tony in between the match and the evening do we're trying 1248 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,080 to get a coffee. So we're walking around, I'll be 1249 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,840 centre trying to find somewhere open for a coffee. 1250 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:45,960 And I was like, I ran into lovely guy Kieran, who works for 1251 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,680 Kieran Quinn, works for the IFA, and I was chatting to him and 1252 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,720 his partner and he's like, oh, small talk, what are you 1253 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:56,040 happening on? I was like, you wouldn't, but he 1254 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,880 might not believe me if I say what I was doing. 1255 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,800 An Oracle. Yeah. 1256 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,400 I was like Verbatol there and scored a penalty and everything. 1257 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,160 And then, you know, Jermaine Pennant, Stellian petrol wiped 1258 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,480 me up with a big tax. Sounds like compulsive line. 1259 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,560 Yeah, Yeah. But they even do. 1260 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:11,800 Was brilliant. So I had a meal. 1261 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,720 I had again A0. Right. 1262 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,920 And how do you feel about? I've had one of those before. 1263 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,280 Lovely. Guinness would have been my 1264 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:19,960 tipple. But. 1265 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,640 It was like it's been a dream day. 1266 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:25,200 I'm having a bit of gluten. Yeah, that's how you know it's 1267 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,720 been a real peak day in your life, because you never. 1268 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:34,200 Know alcohol free only one I was driving but only 10 but it was 1269 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,960 just such a dream day and I left at exactly the right time as 1270 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,720 well I. Left 5 minutes after we left at 1271 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:40,800 the right time. It was brilliant. 1272 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,640 But also the night before we did tea with me at the SSC and I was 1273 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,320 just like going he said something to me. 1274 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,440 Because I imagine if you were talking to her neighbour or 1275 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,200 something, what were you doing? Artist at the arena and then 1276 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,480 those gigs do one believe? You like I said, I have like 1277 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,800 somebody lives near me. There's no concept of what I do. 1278 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,840 An older person always kind of like feller in, but you don't 1279 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,880 know, I know the crack and I was like, but imagine like are there 1280 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,040 the arena on Friday and then Saturday we're putting us all 1281 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:07,560 the Premier League players down at the stadium and then Sunday 1282 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,000 was doing a gig and money got it was just. 1283 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,560 Like he sells drugs. Yeah, yeah. 1284 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,080 She's like, oh, aren't you great? 1285 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. Keep dreaming. 1286 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,080 Yeah, it's a lot of the penalty. Bottom left. 1287 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,360 I was captain, had the armband though. 1288 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,600 OK, You know, like it's it's surreal, like, isn't it? 1289 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,520 I loved it. Like it was just, I mean, I got 1290 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,800 20, I did 20 minutes. I'd go off and do a show, but 1291 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,840 just to run around, like went up to Berbatov a couple of times 1292 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,400 just going in here, just going in here. 1293 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,520 Like you touch the. Movement and the way they 1294 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,720 walked. The ball oh, during the match 1295 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,960 you. Physically can't get near them, 1296 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,480 yeah. You could literally go up and 1297 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,920 stand right next and physically stand right next to them, right? 1298 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,280 Yeah. Berbatov, he kind of. 1299 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:48,640 He jogs, always moves into space, even when he doesn't have 1300 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,200 the ball, he just moves into space and it's like they're in a 1301 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,360 triangle all the time, right? So he's always open to getting 1302 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,920 the ball and then once he gets the ball, like he knows where 1303 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,760 that ball is going before he's got that ball. 1304 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,200 Ryan Giggs was not looking I'm passing the people with the 1305 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:05,000 outside of his foot like the ball was coming to him and he 1306 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,040 knows where the passes and you because still I was saying down 1307 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,280 like still in petrol of like white mirror with a tackle. 1308 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:15,240 To be fair, profusely apologise after and he gave a speech at 1309 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,320 the evening thing and it was incredible, one of the nicest 1310 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,120 guys in football. But when he wiped me over a 1311 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,000 tackle I was like, I'm going to like I'm going to tackle him 1312 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,080 back, like I'm going to get him back. 1313 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,800 You couldn't get him. God knows what, he's still in 1314 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,920 Petrovis. I couldn't get anywhere near 1315 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:31,720 him. That's crazy. 1316 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,760 And Ryan Giggs, like I was like, it'd be, it'd be great to like 1317 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,640 try and get the ball off him. At one point, Ryan Giggs was 1318 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,800 running towards me. Say he was at that wall there 1319 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,160 and Berbatov was just over there. 1320 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,400 Ryan, you know, I could see he's getting bought and he was just 1321 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,000 going to pass it, right. But I, I just kind of looked at 1322 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,480 him on fuck trying gigs. And I kind of started to run and 1323 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,800 as soon as I from the minute I said I must go, the ball was 1324 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:53,440 gone. Yeah. 1325 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,960 So that's what it is. You're running forward and. 1326 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,680 You're the penalty. What was your highlight of the 1327 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:00,880 game? What did you contribute? 1328 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,920 What was the big tackle and two passes? 1329 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:04,840 Did someone take you out? I've seen a few funny photos. 1330 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:08,080 And I had a few passes, didn't get much action, but I had a few 1331 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:12,360 passes mostly running after them and unable to catch them. 1332 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,400 Hot as well, like the. Thing is, look, I don't play. 1333 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,640 I love soccer, I love football. I love it and I study it and I 1334 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,160 go to games, but I don't play it right. 1335 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,200 But but when you're in it, you go right. 1336 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,520 The adrenaline is keeping you going and you've seen it a lot 1337 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,280 of the time. I was just kind of watching them 1338 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,680 just be footballer and they're trying to keep the load. 1339 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,200 Just watching them go fucking look at that. 1340 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,120 Look what he's doing with the ball. 1341 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,000 Like, you know, it's very it's very odd. 1342 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,640 Like it's a beautiful, it was a great team. 1343 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,880 And you know what with the Reese McLennan, Reese McKee, Miss 1344 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:45,160 McKee centre back, a beast. You know, things watching, you 1345 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,480 know what's really good? Watching someone like Paul 1346 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:52,160 Hughes, who's an unbelievable fighter, unable to be good at 1347 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,840 something. I'm not saying he's a bad for 1348 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,160 but like you. Call him Paul Hughes. 1349 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,560 No, but what I'm? Saying it's going to fix it. 1350 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,920 That's not what I mean, You know what I mean? 1351 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,920 You know what I mean? Paul is not a footballer. 1352 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,560 So to see someone who's an elite sports person unable to kind of 1353 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,960 be in control when he's probably used to being in control. 1354 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,520 I know exactly what. You see what I'm saying And. 1355 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,400 Like a lot of us would play football, like play club 1356 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,960 football, take themselves as fit. 1357 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,800 You're not fit. You're. 1358 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:24,800 You're not even .1% close to that like different and at that 1359 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,960 you sort of think where they're you sort of think well, this 1360 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,880 even itself out with their age, you know what I mean? 1361 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,520 And the fact that they're the fact that we'll be in 5th gear 1362 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,440 in terms of desire and they'll be in first gear. 1363 01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:39,360 It's it's doesn't come close because at any point they could 1364 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,000 have just went let's play properly. 1365 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,760 They could have, they could have played properly for 30 minutes 1366 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,960 at 4th 5th gear. They could have, they could have 1367 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,240 said last, let's do 20 minutes of top level now. 1368 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,320 Yeah, they could. Messy, messy member. 1369 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,160 Messy always said never unders. Never underestimate the 1370 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:58,360 importance of walking on a football pitch, and some of them 1371 01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:59,880 did and you took that really scale. 1372 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,840 But you see the Berbatov, just the way he walked. 1373 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,880 I. Always walking into space. 1374 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,040 All he did was walking. I'm I'm I'm pretty fast runner, 1375 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,640 right? And like we're thinking to 1376 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,800 myself as like fit, especially for my age. 1377 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,720 Jermaine Pennant had the ball at one point and he was like 1378 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,880 jogging with it, like just running to look for a pass and I 1379 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,960 was from media your way and he's running bubbles run that way. 1380 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,320 And I was sprinting at top speed and I never got closer to him, 1381 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,800 You know what I mean? I was like, I'm Sprint. 1382 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,680 I knew in my head I'm when I'm sprinting and you're not 1383 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:31,760 sprinting, so how am I nowhere near you? 1384 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,800 But it's just that they're athlete. 1385 01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,360 They're. The brain, the brain, the way 1386 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,040 the way the brain works, the way they do their goal about their 1387 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,280 business, you know, like it's just, it was brilliant to see 1388 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:42,960 it. Like I listen. 1389 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,600 Fair play to you. It's mad when you just when you 1390 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,560 really take it in, you're like, they like Berbatov's won 1391 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,280 Champions League, United didn't even champions. 1392 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,480 League top score for Bulgaria. They played it like World Cups, 1393 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,240 I'm sure you imagine and you just, you just, you just look 1394 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,200 over and and he's going up for a header with Neil Delamy. 1395 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:02,000 You know what I mean? You're like the evening thing, 1396 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:06,520 you know what I mean? You're like, you're like still 1397 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,480 in Petrov captain Celtic to so many trophies played into the 1398 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,800 amazing stadiums in the world and he's sitting in the 1399 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,360 Lansdowne. Yeah, you know, watching Johnny 1400 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,200 Paul fired a few one liners. It's funny you just called in. 1401 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:22,280 You do 5 minutes of open mic in the pav 15 years ago and look 1402 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,560 where it gets you. You would have been. 1403 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:29,400 Tommy McCarthy's opening joke at the stand up was are you doing 1404 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,000 guys? You're all right? 1405 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,360 Probably tough a Jimmy Pocket all day. 1406 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,760 And it was just like the tour, like he did like, you know, 1407 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,280 like, it was just so funny, like. 1408 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,120 It was great. It was really great. 1409 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,920 That's anything you, I know you're on a little bit of a 1410 01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:45,560 break, but you did. I know you got to go here. 1411 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,480 Q Radio did the live show, the live was brilliant. 1412 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,160 We're in Derry tomorrow and then in September we're in Newry, so 1413 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,920 tickets are available for Newry and I'm announcing my new tour 1414 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:59,160 September October. I'll be in the SSE Arena and my 1415 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,600 brand new show Hold Me Back on the 24th of April. 1416 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:09,840 What you 20? 26 end of April 2026 Hold me 1417 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:13,320 back SSE Arena tickets are already on sale. 1418 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,360 Are you serious? Yep. 1419 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,240 Just like. No one saw someone. 1420 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,640 Just drops it like. Drop it like. 2020. 6 doesn't 1421 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,760 even say amazing. What about that? 1422 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,160 That's just dropped it. There it is, it's out there. 1423 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,480 Brand new show. Come along SSE Arena. 1424 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,800 Take it on T on the link below on Ticketmaster. 1425 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:38,760 Brand new show Hold Me Back, She and Todd, SSE Arena, Belfast, 1426 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,280 2026. Can't stop. 1427 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,760 Live Stop. Aaron Butler. 1428 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,360 Anything. I'm hopefully going to announce 1429 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:51,120 something over the summer here, waiting to confirm. 1430 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,160 He is a He's officially a dad before. 1431 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,880 We go. That would be a real nun. 1432 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,480 Before we go, let me ask you 5 yes or no questions about it 1433 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:58,160 all. Right. 1434 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,080 Is it a live stand up? Tour. 1435 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,520 Yeah, it's not tour, but yeah. Is it a live stand up show? 1436 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,800 Yeah. Is it in Belfast? 1437 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,840 Yes. Is it a venue you've done a solo 1438 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:10,160 show in before? No is I know. 1439 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:15,440 Is the name of the venue also the name of a a prominent South 1440 01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,720 African politician performance? Not even. 1441 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,680 Opera House. No, that's not one of my 1442 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,080 questions. I have one more question. 1443 01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,400 OK, so it's not Lavries and it's not Mandela Hall. 1444 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,520 Gosh, oh God, where we're going. Right. 1445 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:34,000 Is it? Black box. 1446 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,280 It's green room black. Box. 1447 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:40,920 Is it a theatre? So it's a yes or no question 1448 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,320 this. Yeah. 1449 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,400 Yeah, is that I can only answer yes or no. 1450 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:50,520 OK. Is it, is the capacity more than 1451 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,800 500 people? Yes, Opera House, I know what it 1452 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,400 is. Here, TuneIn to find out this 1453 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,160 summer, big guy, but also right in the panel show that I have 1454 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,120 BBC Seven, that's coming up that as well. 1455 01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,520 Never mind Opera House, my Ulster Hall. 1456 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,720 No Opera House. Is it operate? 1457 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,240 We'll see. By the way, I don't want to say 1458 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,640 yes. Because at the theatre. 1459 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,400 But it's not confirmed yet. I'm trying to. 1460 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,040 TBC. We can say TBC. 1461 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,560 TV asterisk percent, but one saying is they might not 1462 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,640 confirm. That's a good man. 1463 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,680 Go for it. We're we're hopefully. 1464 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,920 OK, and final show of TV me Patreon Patreon on the com slash 1465 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,960 TV me podcast bonus episodes on Monday live stream on Friday. 1466 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:35,120 All of our special ad free early access ad free episodes and 1467 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:38,120 Tuesday. Thank you very much to Aaron 1468 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:41,240 Butler and Andrew Ryan, two lovely guys. 1469 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:47,000 Here's what Phil Oh, hit his perm. 1470 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,720 Phil, I banged my head.