1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,440 I have a Chinese Red Bull. Here can you read that doesn't 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,960 look like Chinese writing. Like, Nah, you know what your 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,080 house is. Is it Russian? 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,040 I get some windings. We'll give it back to them. 5 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,759 Zippers, welcome to this episode of the Podcast with me, Shane 6 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:34,120 told. Before we get into this episode 7 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,520 and let me tell you a couple of things, but a couple of things 8 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:43,720 #1 Patreon, patreon.com/tea with me podcast. 9 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,160 You know, we do, we do the bonus episode on a Monday. 10 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:50,320 You know, I would do, we do the live stream on a Friday 11 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,680 sometimes. It's the Lazy Boys podcast with 12 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,800 William, the great comedic talent of William Thompson and 13 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,520 Mickey Bartlett. There's all specials on there. 14 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,240 There's everything. I'm on tour Shinto comedy.com, 15 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,600 I'm going all over the place and we're hopefully all about a 16 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,160 Middle East dates and North America. 17 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,960 But I'm not. Allowed to. 18 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:21,120 I'm doing the Afghan fringe. I'm not doing the whole Middle 19 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,520 East. Just let people know there's 20 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:29,760 two, there's two, maybe three, maybe 3, the Barcelona. 21 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,840 So I got to tell you about our sponsor before we get into this 22 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,640 episode #1 we're sponsored by none, none other than North VPN. 23 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,080 Mike, what's making what you'd be the best mind for this? 24 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,280 What's not? What is North VPN? 25 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,160 That's it. I love looking at the ease all 26 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,840 over the world. Yes, and sometimes you can't. 27 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,240 If you, if you're in Afghanistan, if you're. 28 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,840 In the Middle East for example, you know what I mean? 29 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,680 So. But if you've got Nord VPN, you 30 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,400 just attach that to your side of your computer. 31 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,920 No, you don't know. It's not a physical thing. 32 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,160 It's not. It's not. 33 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,280 It's a virtual virtual. Yeah, because I know it's a 34 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,520 virtual private now I'm. Pretty sure it's a physical 35 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:05,840 thing. It's a. 36 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,919 Virtual, yeah, Private network. That's a good somewhat. 37 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,520 Some of these other VPNs you're carting them about, you're 38 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,680 walking around Afghanistan with with it on your shoulder. 39 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:19,040 This is a virtual private network, meaning that you can 40 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,280 mask your locations. Virtually private. 41 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:25,360 You could be in Afghanistan watching Heartbeat. 42 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,880 You could be watching what others. 43 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,200 Actually have it in Afghanistan, but it's dubbed over. 44 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:36,320 Yeah, called green grass. It sounds mental, but they do 45 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,360 have it. You've got everything on there. 46 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,440 Whenever I was in the holiday, I was trying to watch the EUR. 47 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,080 I was in Spain, but. That's expensive. 48 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:48,600 And I said that Nord VPN. Not spend too much, yeah. 49 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:53,280 Yeah, it was very good now. I said Nord VPN, I mean the UK 50 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,200 and it went all right we'll say nothing and I was able to watch 51 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,840 BBC iPlayer. Mask your location when you're 52 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,720 too well travelled man. 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Write up on you. 66 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,880 I can see you're is like the the reverse Sharon Stone and basic 67 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:03,680 dense and that maybe she's in. Yeah, based attention. 68 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,280 Yeah, Sharon Stone. Yeah, it's Afghani version. 69 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,720 Michael. Michael. 70 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,480 Douglas OH, For some reason I thought you were pronouncing the 71 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,880 road racer Michael Dunlop name in a French way and I was like 72 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:15,960 it's niche belt. Didn't even. 73 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,959 I didn't know who he was. Yeah, manscape #1 immense below 74 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:22,680 the belt groom and look, we're buying on about the products all 75 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,880 the times the sponsor. Is it good for doing your 76 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,400 teasant? What? 77 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,080 Pardon, What's? Your teasant, your team. 78 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:33,560 That you test I test your balls doesn't also is it good for to 79 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,360 not but your teasant Yeah, right. 80 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,560 Listen. As you test it. 81 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,440 Not just your whole body though. No, your ball. 82 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,600 No, he I know exactly what you mean. 83 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,400 He's talking about this area, which it doesn't either. 84 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,880 I test. Test your balls, does your 85 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,560 asshole? Well, I'd say that's why it's 86 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,040 called a tent. So the American said. 87 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,080 But obviously, we're not Americans. 88 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,200 Why do they say tent? Because. 89 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,240 A tent your balls change your asshole. 90 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,240 No, it's not. That's why. 91 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,640 That's why it's a. It's slang. 92 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,960 Tent your balls, no. Who's running the talking like? 93 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,600 Your balls and it ain't your ass. 94 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,280 But who's talking like that nowadays, Tent? 95 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,960 Well, I mean, there's loads of words that we said now that you 96 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,240 get, you know, people don't say anymore. 97 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,920 Go ahead, not gonna say them. You don't say them anymore. 98 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:13,440 Like balderdashers 1 balderdash. You heard that Yeah. 99 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,880 I mean, flabbergasted Yeah. Speaking of your flabbergasted 100 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,440 fucking manscape with. No problem chess flabbergasted. 101 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,400 Did play for Barcelona 10 out of 10 for me. 102 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,480 I'm spacious. What? 103 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,440 What down? What we did Victorian thing? 104 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,880 Victorian slang terms. Your Nord VPN isn't working, 105 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:39,720 your Wi-Fi shit. Not the Narky. 106 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:44,960 Yeah, Manscape is #1A man's full of the Belt room. 107 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,720 We've got a lot of products in the background here. 108 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,360 They're fantastic. We use them, the zippers. 109 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,480 Enjoy it. If you haven't been to 110 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,840 manscape.com, head over there. You just called Tea with me for 111 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,560 20% off from free shipping. The link is in the description. 112 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,640 I highly recommend Manscapes. For years I didn't use it and my 113 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,960 scrotum looked like Philips. Go for his career just tatters. 114 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,960 Well, if it was, you know, but back then, oh, we do it probably 115 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,200 look great. His career up until. 116 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,880 Yeah, that's the thing. I wasn't using Monty. 117 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,600 I was using another cheek knockoff. 118 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,280 Yeah, Fell escaped. Yeah, Philip, whoever he is. 119 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,560 Phil. Escaped. 120 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,320 It was actually. Phillips I was going to say it 121 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,920 was a Phillip. Yeah, no, no, but it wasn't the 122 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,080 company. It was a fella called Philip. 123 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,400 I know. But it's do we know is Scofield 124 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,680 linked to? Phillips. 125 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:35,440 Phillips the the the brand. Maybe it's Phillips, Phillip, 126 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,280 it's not coming. I'm taking. 127 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,280 Off get the 10 for that. That's right. 128 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,240 Yeah. See during COVID you could have 129 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,360 been talked into any theory. Not any theory. 130 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,440 Any. Theory, most of the theories 131 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,280 involved right here don't get patients at that in the morning. 132 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,960 Theoretically, yeah. Virtual quiz and. 133 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,840 Also physically 100% that's fucking dude. 134 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,040 My guess this week? Or none other than Mickey 135 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,000 Bartlett and Aaron Butler. How would you describe your 136 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,960 outfit? I know. 137 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,040 He's, he's had a. Hannibal actor at the end of the 138 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,440 lamp, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 139 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,480 That's what it is. I'm having my friend over for 140 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:14,920 dinner, Clarita. No, because you'd be able to say 141 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,840 it. You're doing your version of it. 142 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:18,880 I don't think I can. I've never tried it. 143 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,880 You're natural. Yeah. 144 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,040 Is that good? Yeah, that's good. 145 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,200 Thanks. In Disneyland. 146 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,920 You look like a cop trying to blend in a spring break. 147 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,720 Yeah, you know that you want to buy the plans for Jurassic Park. 148 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:36,200 Yeah, yeah, you look like, you look like your granddad was the 149 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,600 guy around Jurassic Park and you're a tech talker who's 150 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,880 trying to take it over now. If I was like 85 would this be a 151 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,760 good outfit then? Yeah. 152 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,880 Do you know it's, I like it to be honest with you. 153 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,640 I mean, the patterns are slightly off, but that's that's. 154 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,880 Primark. For you, it'll annoy me over 155 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,000 time is. This a set. 156 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,960 This is a full Primark set, really, for outdoors. 157 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,280 For outdoors, Yeah. These are like swim shorts, I 158 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,360 think. Very tight. 159 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,000 Do you know it's bad leaving the house like it's in your 160 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,600 neighbours, seeing you don't have a suitcase with you. 161 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,720 Doesn't look great. Yeah, it's worse if you leave 162 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,360 the house with us, in case there's human hair hanging out 163 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,800 of the zip. I mean, that's worse than any. 164 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,080 So just cut yourself lucky. Yeah, yeah. 165 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,960 By the way, boys, I put away anywhere. 166 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:21,320 Nice. I I have a. 167 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:27,240 Chinese Red Bull here. Let's go say any jokes. 168 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,560 Funny man. I would love it. 169 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,960 Like if you might have me before I knew what I was doing, I mean. 170 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,679 I would love it. If we could sell it, I am 171 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,799 genuinely. If you relocated to China and 172 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:40,200 we're just known as funny man, I would love that. 173 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,760 Yeah, you borrow the funny man. This is four times the strength 174 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,120 of normal Red Bull. You're going to shit over that. 175 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,080 You'll be high. You won't sleep at night. 176 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:48,840 Don't. Want me to drink? 177 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,400 I do want you to drink it. Down it, down it, down it. 178 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,120 Not down was it? Wow. 179 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,480 Holy shit. Fucking my herpes can't. 180 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,560 Do you have do you have herpes? Probably no, but if you don't 181 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,760 get cold sores, you don't have. I don't. 182 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:08,400 Terry Wogan, He wore a wig. Oh, herpes. 183 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:12,560 But he said herpes. Sorry, what? 184 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:13,720 I haven't talked to anybody all day. 185 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,760 That's a duo extra trying to get you to do during. 186 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:22,200 No, they're perpes. There's no fizz in it. 187 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,560 It's not great. No. 188 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,120 Where did you get it? Bought it in England when it was 189 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,520 over delivering one of my team building exercises in Brighton. 190 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,040 He isn't it mental he does this. Like legitimately does this. 191 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,360 This is the guy you want to take your team building from. 192 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,440 Everybody that's play splat to warm up. 193 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:47,480 You'll get Kojak hijacked Chinese Red, but what kind of 194 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,280 shop do you get in? The guy there was just a weak 195 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,680 convenience store and they had like a Pakistani one, they had 196 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,400 an Indian one, they had all sorts of different ones. 197 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,520 Yeah, it's OK. Aren't that's OK. 198 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,160 Yeah, I know it is. But the way you said that. 199 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,400 No, you're making it sound. Like now you're annoyed, you're 200 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,880 annoyed they have those shots. You couldn't look wider. 201 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:10,640 Yeah, yeah, you look like in like the Indian Raj period. 202 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,960 I thought I was like Neo leaving the house today, not gonna lie. 203 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,920 Neoliberal. I was clever. 204 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,600 Neil from. Matrix, but it was fucking 205 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,320 smart, no? R&B superstar Neil. 206 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,560 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Neil was not it. 207 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,920 Yeah, Neil was. Great. 208 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,800 To be fair, I've as a balding man, I have been researching 209 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,360 what hats I'm going to buy for whenever I bite the bullet. 210 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,960 Hit you. You can get away with that. 211 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,080 Like I've my head's too big. I would love a hat like that. 212 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,280 You need to pay. Report pay hat as report pay 213 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,440 had. A trail beer or something? 214 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,520 Is it no. It might be a true, but it's 215 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,920 like too. Small like. 216 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,720 Too small though, do. You think? 217 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,280 Yeah, it's all right. Mickey likes it. 218 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,640 I'd like you to wear a cowboy hat. 219 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,800 You don't want to mean. I think that's. 220 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,320 Source me one out. No world, yeah. 221 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:59,120 And it says Tina's handle. But Turner, why does Tina not 222 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,360 need it? Doesn't. 223 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,800 Matter. Umm, your hair has defied the 224 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,960 odds because you went bald in about 2004. 225 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,720 And remember, and you shave, you bet that you're like on bald. 226 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,720 And then you let it grow again. You're like, Oh no, it's back. 227 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,360 And that was years ago. Yeah, it receded when it was 228 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,760 about 24 and just stayed this way. 229 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,800 But that's good. I hope so. 230 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,760 Do you take anything for it like? 231 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,840 No but I did notice when I stopped taking the psoriasis 232 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,320 medication it was on like God health stuff. 233 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,120 It definitely helped. US start going back. 234 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,520 Yeah, because the psoriasis meds I was on dead thin because I 235 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,120 actually there's the footage of what your live pod and the 236 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,760 limelight remember was my birthday and I was fucking 237 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,240 statement. There's footage of that where 238 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,760 the lights go through my hair and it looks like it just looks 239 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,440 like 5 bits of fucking hair sticking up and I've got this 240 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,360 fish, thick luscious fish look like this. 241 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,200 Drug my hair fish. Can we make out a new word? 242 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:53,120 Fish, fish, fish is Stefan. This is shame. 243 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,840 Oh my God, darling, you look fish. 244 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,120 It's like thick, but you smell of fish. 245 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,400 No, it looks good. Thanks. 246 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,320 Maybe. I would love it if you took your 247 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,160 hat off and you, you, you were rocking something, you know, 248 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,720 like you've done something to your head and you're like, oh, 249 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,960 that would. Be green or something like that. 250 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,040 For the field, just a bump. Just a big, big cartoon bump, 251 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,600 yeah. But like a wee alien on my head. 252 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,440 No, no, like you bumped your head, it's going. 253 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,000 Like a Roadrunner. Yeah, Yeah, those were. 254 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,920 Great, my grandma used to bump the head of the garage door all 255 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,160 the time. Terrible. 256 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,640 Accidentally. He was like Mr Beanie with a 257 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,160 close the garage door in his head would would think it was 258 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,520 accidentally, but it might have just been like a slow cry for 259 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:32,720 help. I. 260 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,760 Swear the girl used to make me do at their feet. 261 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,080 Close the garage door on it. Was a car door. 262 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,120 I don't know why I've said that. That's not true. 263 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,240 That's something I've been abusing. 264 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:44,080 People haven't on my own. Would you do that? 265 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,520 Would you do that with a girl? Said We. 266 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,840 She's in the doors being closing her. 267 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,040 No way, look at the fucking size them and I'd kill her. 268 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,120 That's true. Yeah, not really. 269 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,120 It could be a slow release door, one of those. 270 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,680 Like a Tesla one. Yeah, or like a fire. 271 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,280 Any or slow doors we can give a shout. 272 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,560 Out. I meant those, you know, those 273 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,200 doors that you can't close quick. 274 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,400 Yeah, I can't know the T-shirt, the word like. 275 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,280 Is that a holder or game? With a holder T-shirt yeah, I 276 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,720 just I got sick of saying it. You're running for a left people 277 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:25,720 just point you just I've loads them loads of loads of shirts 278 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,360 are just. For daily use that. 279 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,720 One's on about. Excuse me? 280 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,400 Yeah. Can I use your torture? 281 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,680 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 282 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,600 He had one that said taxi. That's what I hadn't walking 283 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,080 home one night drunk for. I jumped my back at the carrier 284 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,920 home. I was like, man, I was like, I'm 285 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,120 not a taxis that made your lights on. 286 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,480 I was like, he knows the rules. You will lighten your forehead. 287 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,440 Sort of oil dropping past the halfway let me spill kebabled on 288 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,960 my neck. Spam is building things. 289 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:52,280 This guy trying to sabotage Andrew Ryan Andrews doing a 290 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,400 feeler. He was excited about it, even 291 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,720 very nervous before she'll start going great. 292 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,240 Aaron just fucked a drink in the ground sabotaging his. 293 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,320 Mate, he says fucked. I accidentally knocked over a 294 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,840 full. Smashed a drink. 295 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,360 His plastic glass didn't smash the the. 296 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,920 Cosier on plastic glass. Yeah. 297 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,240 That's just like that's I imagine for somebody doesn't 298 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,400 drink. That's like when I get a pint on 299 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,600 plastic glass. Makes not the same, yeah. 300 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,120 Doesn't fuck the same. It's nicer. 301 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,200 I think it's been plastic glasses, you know, because if 302 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,120 you drop it like I did, doesn't smash everywhere. 303 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:19,920 That would have made a big noise. 304 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,000 That would have really ruined this night. 305 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,240 Did you have fun to fill? Not really, no. 306 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,520 I didn't enjoy it this year. All right. 307 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,560 Anyway, what else? Any gigs coming up? 308 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,600 Mick, did you have fun to fill? Oh. 309 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:33,240 Yeah, thanks to the 40 people that turned off the jewel. 310 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,280 No. That was about 180 movie. 311 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,160 I was saying they also they also have another room in the 312 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,240 Devonish for about 200 people. That's. 313 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:42,960 Sweet. Yeah, I. 314 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,320 Don't know why they didn't. Just it was good we did You do 315 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,320 that with me? I've never done that room, No. 316 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,760 I've only ever done. Because it was comedy nights 317 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,960 were doing in there was that. The comedy nights were. 318 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,600 Yeah, what about Andrew backstage being like, they were 319 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,720 like, can we get you anything? And it's his solo show, like, 320 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,200 and they're like, can we get you anything? 321 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,760 And he's like he asked for. He was like on his rider, by the 322 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,880 way. He didn't just ask for it on the 323 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,560 day. He put this ahead of time. 324 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,560 Oh. I wasn't thinking about the 325 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,360 right tell tell him what he asked for in the. 326 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,320 Right. So he was, you know, Andrews 327 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,880 talking the whole thing, telling you through the entire process 328 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,960 he was like, ask me what I want, my rider, I said. 329 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,040 That's Chris Kent. That is a yeah. 330 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,120 It's also the same to me. The the whoa. 331 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,600 Yeah, here. We're both tags. 332 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,200 We're going. To say exactly and he's like all 333 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,160 I asked for is water and two plug sockets. 334 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,760 Access to elegance. He's going to kill himself, he 335 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,320 said. Access. 336 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,520 Access. He said access the two plugs to. 337 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,240 Access the two plugs. Don't worry, I've got my own 338 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,000 toaster. Yeah. 339 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,320 That's what he put on his right. He put on people and then they 340 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,240 asked them, they asked them can we get anything, just where he 341 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,160 goes on stage. And a second plug? 342 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,720 He asked my hand. He asked for a coffee and I 343 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,520 went, fuck sake, Andrea. I was like, don't have your back 344 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,440 as a joke. And he went don't worry about 345 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,120 the coffee. And I went, we'll get you, we'll 346 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,040 get you a coffee. And he was mortified like. 347 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,480 Bless him like. He was away before, but yeah. 348 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Backstage before gig, he just, 349 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,720 he's just, he's not the same person. 350 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,720 But that's a good sign, though. I always think if you're 351 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,920 backstage and you're, you can't focus on stuff, you will have a 352 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,520 great gig. Yeah, you're backstage chatting. 353 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,320 Yeah, you're about to down your hole like. 354 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,640 Are you sad not to be the fringe this year? 355 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,960 I feel like the world, you know, people are like, oh, that just 356 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,080 the world lesson, right? Something that normally happens 357 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,720 doesn't happen. You not being at the fringe. 358 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,960 I'm like. Have a wee bit of FOMO like, but 359 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,000 it's it's it's just too expensive. 360 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,040 I just couldn't justify going for the full month and spend 361 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,400 that kind of. Money are you going at all call 362 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,240 me on Sunday make sure it's call me on Sunday are. 363 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,840 You standing over? No 10:00 AM flight out. 10:00 PM 364 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,560 flight. From gold, we're going to get 365 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,680 racked up. We'll do that anywhere. 366 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,760 Get on the 10:00 PM flight home. That be class. 367 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,600 That wouldn't. I'll put you in the. 368 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,920 Windshield and take you through Edinburgh Airport. 369 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,160 Be sweet, that'd. Be cute. 370 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,040 I dare you to try and put me in a seat. 371 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,680 But but in a way I'm sure with him. 372 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,560 No, he's alright. Sorry, what? 373 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,040 He can fly. Go over. 374 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,480 For a bit though. I might I haven't think about 375 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,760 going over but I'm busy like next week and gigging and then. 376 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,560 Come on Sunday, because Colin and Arnold and I will still be 377 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,160 there. They go on Monday, so we'll go 378 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,319 on Sunday. I'll say goodnight at 8:00 and 379 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:20,000 then you can go with the big boys. 380 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,240 I'm going to play with the. Place you'll hear Do you have a 381 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,960 coach? So of course they have a. 382 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,720 Coach, of course. Someone. 383 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,680 I've actually got a preview on Sunday I'm doing the Americans 384 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,840 on the nights will camp. What was he called? 385 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,600 Come on, it's called FOMO. Sitting Daddy's. 386 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,320 Sort of my are sliding off his leg. 387 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,000 Is Arm Butler up anything under the ordinary in August? 388 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,560 No what seen the kneecap movie The or night that was. 389 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,800 Good, you got the premiere. I saw the photos. 390 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,160 You and Jerry Adams. Yeah, yeah. 391 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,680 And the big G, yeah. Big G there was I. 392 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,720 Believe he was, but I would. Admit that, though. 393 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,360 You fuck. But yeah, it was good. 394 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,400 I was in Irish and all that was class. 395 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,000 You a guy that just goes to premiers now? 396 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,120 Yeah, I'm the premier guy, yeah. I thought it about no idea it 397 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,080 was a subtitle or you just like it is subtitles. 398 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,720 They're all care tosser when you get. 399 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,600 George's class about what I learned about the Irish language 400 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,040 when they're because it has hasn't been modernised. 401 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,200 Whenever they have to say something that's like modern 402 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,320 day, they just have to revert back to the English, which is. 403 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,360 Great, like USB? Because they're all like shade 404 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,680 of a horrid Thailand the grass that is Mission Mario Kart Tamia 405 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,600 Marhoney and a male searched fan subscription. 406 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,040 Tommy, a mother shared of a horror. 407 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,200 Thailand the grass the like we do it off you Thailand it just 408 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,440 keeps like they just what. Is like we do it off. 409 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,400 You mean an arch? What's the name? 410 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,880 That's the first name. Like we do it off Mccoskey. 411 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,760 I went to school with him. Her now he. 412 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,000 Was radicalised over the weekend, his name was Luke on a 413 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,280 Friday and then Monday was all I'm looking. 414 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,920 We did with like how do you spell that? 415 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,160 He was like, there's 4 sevens and a silence, Ed and all. 416 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,560 Do you know? What your name is an arch? 417 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,400 Mine doesn't have a conversion in Irish, but it has a female 418 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,760 version called Aaron. That's it. 419 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,320 Aaron Butler. But there's no male conversion 420 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,560 for Aaron and Irish. So was our intent taken from 421 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,520 Aaron because Aaron's like Ireland? 422 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,080 Maybe. I have no idea how. 423 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,160 Ireland Butler enough, Yeah. I found out my last name was an 424 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,040 Irish. It was fucking fuming. 425 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:19,080 Parish no Fartlett sort of all. No, it's not. 426 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,600 I swear to God. You're making your Fartlett I. 427 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:24,280 Swear to God, my uncle, we were on holidays in Spain once and he 428 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,480 wrote fucking like Clano Clano Bartlett. 429 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,400 But it's like, so it's like BH but I was doing Irish in school 430 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,600 at the time. I was like, I know that makes an 431 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,520 F sound so far. And I'm like, don't ever fucking 432 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,360 tell me about it and I don't. So that'd be me. 433 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,520 You can't be known as anything now other than Mickey. 434 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,960 Oh, Fortlet. Yeah, well I was getting called 435 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,120 in school anyway for different reasons. 436 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,440 Legitimised. Yeah. 437 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,840 But yeah, movie premiere pretty good. 438 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,520 Yeah, in the Kennedy Centre of all places. 439 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,120 That's where you want to the premier. 440 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,560 Kenny centres a good spot on this. 441 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,320 Spot better than parks we actually. 442 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,000 Tim Horton's across the road. Yeah, Yeah. 443 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,160 Yeah. We like to go there. 444 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,240 In my mind. Not for JF Kennedy, probably. 445 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,840 Yeah, and Robert owns it now. In my mind you hang a bit 446 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,360 Rushmere shopping centre all the time, like you're there every 447 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,480 day. I do take a wee downloader 448 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,200 through it every so often. Yeah, we've got a new super job. 449 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,680 Not massive. Right. 450 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,080 Fucking huge they got rid of there was AI think it was 451 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,080 Peacocks beside it. That's not going through that's 452 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,320 sad. You want to see the size of 453 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,680 charge all second you. Clean Peacocks out back in the 454 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,600 day. Yeah, yeah. 455 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,760 There's still one in Kennedy Centre. 456 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,400 Cousin me. I think I found it right. 457 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know where I miss? 458 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,400 But that is, do you remember when Envy and like Gino used? 459 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,280 To used to have good shit Gino. That's where you bought all your 460 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,600 Wu Tang clothes. I never went there. 461 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:37,640 There was a Gino in Belfast and I got, Oh my God, I got a FUBU 462 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,760 hat. And I thought. 463 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,200 That's my beanie. But it was like a day. 464 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,080 Yeah, it was a day shaky. It was like. 465 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,240 Like an African. It was like, what would you say? 466 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:50,040 Hat please. African hat, that's what I mean. 467 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,440 Yeah, well, he's describing a dish, shaky. 468 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,480 What else it was? Right now he's describing 469 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:59,840 Leonard Nimoy. It was a you should try and find 470 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,040 him. They made a film about it, Yeah. 471 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,720 I was taking looking for like sort of the search for Spock 472 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,760 all. Right, so then. 473 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,920 Yeah, yeah, that. Was I just went very little. 474 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,520 So it was like a sports you should keep material hat, you 475 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,160 know, it's like totally tight against your head. 476 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,840 Like a skull captain, like a. Skull. 477 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,400 It was a FUBU skull cap. So I'm pretty sure that she use 478 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,200 something like a. It's the long African dress 479 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,520 thing, can I tell? You something about the the FUBU 480 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,240 skull cap I made 12 years old didn't suit me. 481 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,160 I you know what? I bet you know what happened. 482 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,320 You saw the foot, the front photo with that Craig David 483 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,760 album. Born to do it. 484 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,400 And you're like, yeah, I'm going to get one of them because I 485 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,240 went through a wee phase. Rather, I had a FUBU like it was 486 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,440 like a beanie, but it wasn't one of them long beanies. 487 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,720 It was just like you just had a. Like a Rasta beanie. 488 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,800 No, it was just like a cream. Don't you? 489 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,320 It's Yamaka, and I mean. My dad used to race one. 490 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,840 He came last because he was sitting on a way. 491 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,320 It was very good. Did you drink a bit of Ducati as 492 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,960 well? But yeah. 493 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,080 That's great. That's very funny. 494 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,760 Sorry, I need a minute. Well done. 495 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,120 But yeah, the Craig David popularised the beanie back in 496 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,720 the day. Did he like, make it a thing? 497 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,000 I don't know I think the non foldable beanie sure yeah you 498 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,320 know I had a Wu Tang hoodie. I wish I had my cream with a 499 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,520 dollar dollar bill. Your with a red the. 500 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,920 Red, I had that one. It was I had, I had so the cream 501 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,480 one with the red, I had the black one with a reversible pair 502 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,080 of jeans. So they were fucking like black 503 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,840 wood hang jeans and then you fold them inside silver. 504 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,360 Do remember something? Like never. 505 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:51,520 I would love the Dan. Could you see they sell Wu Tang 506 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,640 hoodie? Ain't Primark. 507 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,240 We're doing Wu Tang hoodies, but we're. 508 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,840 Printing all these for the embroidered ones. 509 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,280 We want the old ones, which is just the W. 510 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,560 Do you know what I had? I had. 511 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,840 Retro Wu Tang Clan hoodie. I had a Wu Tang Clan baseball 512 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,920 shirt, so it was like a white baseball shirt with black 513 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,960 sleeves underneath it, like fake sleeves. 514 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,520 How much would you wish you had that? 515 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,120 Like now, yeah, 100%. I remember. 516 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,120 I'd look even more ridiculous now, weren't it I? 517 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,920 Remember having a bit of birthday money and going, I was 518 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,560 going on holiday the next day and I was like, I'm going to 519 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:24,840 pick an outfit in Belfast and I got a silk shirt and top man, 520 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,920 which was blue from Reason. I bet we all had this. 521 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,720 It was like blue and white that faded into each other, like 522 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,440 electric blue and white that fade into each other and then 523 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:38,920 barbed wire around both arms. And I got FCUK jeans and a 524 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,480 matching denim jacket. I had the Primark knockoff 525 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:47,080 version of that which was like black and grey with the barbed 526 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,560 weather and then flames at the bottom. 527 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,120 Oh, there's like a fucking darts player guy. 528 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,440 Fieri. I can Santa pons like well, 529 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:58,360 girls like he's like a Mama brittles, which is weird because 530 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,400 I think the braces it was 21. I could afford me own stuff but. 531 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,120 I hated the braces man. I I didn't, I got braces. 532 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,640 I got I got braces on the week before I started uni and got 533 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,040 them off the week. After I left. 534 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,200 So I had three years in uni. I feel like I promise I'm good 535 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:18,840 at this. You didn't have braces, no. 536 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,440 Never know I was. I was went with a girl in uni, I 537 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,360 had braces and she had a lip. Pearson, not her lip Pearson got 538 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,160 caught my braces. Our book is like, oh, I didn't 539 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,760 I? Yeah. 540 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,880 Oh, you're a stock whipper for life. 541 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,760 Yeah. I love that with all that old 542 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,400 Geno stuff. Sergio to Cheney, do you 543 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,800 remember that brand? Nope, No, I. 544 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,280 Love that. Tags. 545 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,720 No, but Sergio the Cheney is like an Italian brand tag. 546 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,600 Loved it. That would make sense. 547 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,560 I did. I had the the new era Yankees 548 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,200 kept the Fred Durst had. Oh yeah, and because obviously 549 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,960 it's just it's the one wouldn't like there's no gap in it. 550 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,280 It's just like a life fucking squeeze my big fathead. 551 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,920 And that was the last one shop I remember, like trying to word 552 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:05,480 I'd be like. And had the the like polar bear. 553 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,600 Echo. No, not echo. 554 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,120 I used to have this reporter zip coat. 555 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,840 Fuck if I can remember the blooper. 556 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,520 Do you know what I'm talking about? 557 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,520 Yeah. Something Max. 558 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,520 Was it Bear? Max. 559 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,240 Thank you, just made a brand. No, I feel like. 560 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,000 Bear, Max. It might have been. 561 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,520 Done. Could you look that up for? 562 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,560 Me. What was the one with the two 563 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,000 girls sitting back-to-back? Kappa. 564 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,560 Kappa, it's called. First wank your first one. 565 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,280 That's really your first. One that was my first one was 566 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,000 actually the laser pen. You get the, you put it, You 567 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,320 take me. I know a laser. 568 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,480 Pad Yeah, but there be a wee image of a like a wee woman, 569 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,000 like the silhouette of her. That's a danger wank. 570 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,640 That's a danger wank. Is one of the batteries run out? 571 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,640 Oh. The dangerous part was the plane 572 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:55,000 crashing. Can I tell you something mental 573 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,920 now? Do you say that about a laser 574 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:03,400 pen? See if you say that happened on 575 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,000 September 11th. Didn't September 10th but that's 576 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:12,480 what they got the idea. I I was driving home from the 577 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:17,320 Dylan Moran show Wednesday night and in front of me there was a 578 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,480 car behind me and in front of me I saw a green laser pen shining. 579 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,600 I was like fuck that's mental. Drove on but 10 minutes later 580 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,680 start flashing it through my car and I was like. 581 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,520 When scooters. Is happening. 582 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,240 Then I pulled in and let the car passed and then I drove behind 583 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,480 it for quite a while and I was paranoid as far because I was 584 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,560 like as I caught, are they passing that on to like another? 585 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,760 I don't. Know be a drone strike. 586 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,640 No, I was like, why are people shining a green lace? 587 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,080 Because they're very dangerous. Like was it just use? 588 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,160 Being. Yeah, but then the car wasn't. 589 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,920 We souped up car or anything. And then when it got past me, 590 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,400 they weren't doing it to anybody else. 591 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,120 So is it the car behind you shining in front of you? 592 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,840 Yeah, those green ones, we need to go. 593 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,960 Oh, that's what I mean. Yeah, I bought one in your 594 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,960 stack. Was it your stack? 595 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,880 Yeah, from a laser pen. Yeah, yeah. 596 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,960 When we were on the street, we, you were, we were separated at 597 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,320 this point, not in marriage or anything, but just from the 598 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,200 group. And it was me, Dave and the 599 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,440 other two boys. Oh, yeah. 600 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,600 You know there are two boys and we. 601 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,920 Aaron was leading them about Michael from the side mission. 602 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,400 Like the pipe paper? Yeah, I I found a side group in 603 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,160 his tag. Dude. 604 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,440 This laser pen. That we yeah, that all just 605 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,160 wanted to go down the strip. Whatever. 606 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,040 Anyway, we got the laser. I don't want to what happens on 607 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,120 the static boys? Don't want to say, but I did get 608 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:41,160 a laser pen. No, I can't tell you how black 609 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,600 you get The Dirty. I had everyone theatre. 610 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,240 Did you get into? Really. 611 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:43,960 Did I? What? 612 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,440 It's you really like you? What's SE Willie and Itchy 613 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,800 Willie on Itchy Willie? No, no, no, I brought it there. 614 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,840 And Itchy Willie, I think after the From Combinations, 615 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,800 Barcelona, London. I hope you strap the laser pen 616 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,280 to your Willie had sex somebody be class. 617 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,880 Well, can I say something? Aaron Butler? 618 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,440 Hope he doesn't mind me. You. 619 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,240 Might I think I've said told this before anyway. 620 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,280 He he wanted to take a temporary leave of absence on the stag. 621 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,080 I had the request. For a couple of hours and he the 622 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,960 etiquette of this man, he came up to me. 623 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,960 I was sitting at the top table in linekers. 624 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,200 Top table in Linekers. Yeah, a good fan. 625 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,280 It was. It was. 626 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,600 And he asked my permission if he could. 627 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,800 I bowed my head and help my palm out like that and if he. 628 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,520 Stroked my palm. Three points to Toddy. 629 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,160 Yeah, give him a kiss. And then he let it set me free. 630 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,120 He could never have seen me again. 631 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:33,840 And then he returned back in 7 minutes, like a 5 minute walk. 632 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,800 Yeah. But yeah, that's that was good 633 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:45,360 fun, that stack. I was in Magaluf once and it was 634 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,040 one of the most depressing experience of my entire life. 635 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:48,520 Really. Why? 636 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,800 Because we loved it. I but I went out with a. 637 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,000 Granny died of sick bastard. And mega loof. 638 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,000 Yeah, wet teaser competition. That'll get. 639 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,800 That'll get. Drunk. 640 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,440 And actually, she actually tripped over her own. 641 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:05,000 Did he? Did she at least win? 642 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,720 Oh, she won. Like yeah, I got a 5050 year old 643 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,720 drink frigerator. That's. 644 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:09,840 Gold medal. Yeah. 645 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,720 Yeah. She said. 646 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,280 It's the last time come the holiday where he has like, 647 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,480 you're fucking right, it's the last time. 648 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,440 Get them out. Get them out crying. 649 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,840 You're exploiting your granny's amazing. 650 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,800 Take your heart. Taking it all over Europe, 651 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,760 you're like, loved it like you're like Colonel Tom and 652 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,160 Elvis, your granny's Elvis. I was like show them and your 653 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:36,080 old Fartlett. No, what I did I went with it 654 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,320 was a girl I was going out with and then her mates were all out 655 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,200 right. So I was like, was her birthday 656 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,440 as hell by we'll go to Michael with the same time as your 657 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,320 mates, and she was like, this is class. 658 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,640 And then it ended up being me and like 10 women and just me 659 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,800 going fuck, fuck, fuck up, get fucking back like for a week. 660 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,240 They're gone, Ferrell. Yeah. 661 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,560 Right. I'll be your dream, dude. 662 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,240 You'd think. That 10 women go. 663 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,000 Yeah, move yours. I don't know. 664 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,880 Look, I'm open there, Open there. 665 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,920 What's it called? I think we should plan. 666 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,880 Probably will. Not a timeline, but I would love 667 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,640 us to plan a week. Comedians fucking getaway to be 668 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,080 Sunny Hall. They might have to do it next 669 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,120 year. I may have left it too late 670 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,240 here. He's doing too many fucking 671 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,280 business seminars. I have too many premiers to go 672 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,960 through. Thing if you could do a business 673 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,120 seminar text adopt. I hear you, you if, what if we 674 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,640 you've got the fucking skills. Do you put a wee short film 675 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,480 together? We and we have the Premier in 676 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,960 Magaluf. What if we go in the team 677 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,280 building exercises and we pretend that we don't even know 678 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,400 each other and don't introverts? Oh, I don't know. 679 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,720 And then you're like, yes mate. You pretend to be an introvert. 680 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,600 I can do that. Watch. 681 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,600 Even that you. Can't. 682 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,680 I wasn't. I'm gonna try again, OK? 683 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,440 No, thank you. Yeah. 684 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,160 Johnny sounded pretty well, actually. 685 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,560 I try to shake my hand. Yeah. 686 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,880 That drama degree itself, yeah. What do we do? 687 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,280 So how are we getting around this? 688 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,800 So so. We go on a team building thing 689 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,680 with him somewhere sunny, right? Where do you want to go? 690 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,480 I know Spanish, right? Some more sunny. 691 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,120 Tenerife. Tenerife right? 692 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,720 Cool Tenerife and you're Hola welcome all to. 693 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,720 I could do it in English. Yeah, we can do if you want. 694 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,440 I yeah, you don't know what language speak. 695 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,160 Definitely can do Irish. We've established that and I 696 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,440 mean, you go and we both protect, we both be like, well, 697 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,800 we we've never tried to. We can't build anything, let 698 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,760 alone team right. And then by the end of the 699 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,240 session, is there a team? We're fucking high 5 and come 700 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,680 open it. Well, let's start a podcast. 701 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,520 What do you like? I like tea and friends. 702 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,120 I would love to be on that podcast. 703 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,960 And I'll wear a T-shirt that says I like to hold doors open. 704 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,720 And then people, by the way, we are about as genius. 705 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,520 Your next thing you know, you're David Goggins, who's going to 706 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,680 hold the boat. We're going to hold the fucking 707 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,600 boats, right? And then that's like that's 1/2 708 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,200 an hour done and then straight to the bark. 709 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,720 Introvert Mickey Fox What's? Crazy is to get round this, he 710 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,240 wants to create this fake business owner, but still wants 711 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,600 to take the same Oh, he's the one. 712 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,000 Yeah, yeah. We have to still attend it and 713 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,840 we have to do it and you could just, but surely anything could 714 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,600 be a tax write off as long as you revert it back to comedy. 715 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,520 To be part now that I made that joke about this T-shirt bang tax 716 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,520 rate. But that's what it like. 717 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,880 I know where we go, Lisbon. Made I've been there loads of 718 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,120 times. McDonald's decent but just 719 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:08,880 close. I mean the sense of city, but 720 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,480 like it's not hasn't any bigger. Lisbon. 721 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,400 How many? Was that put the call or? 722 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,320 She would just, yeah, she would just come to them again. 723 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,640 That's actually focus seminars, yeah. 724 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,520 Kizi's piece of shit. Kizi. 725 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,240 He's there. Yeah, exactly. 726 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,440 And I told him there's one place that I love, one coffee shop 727 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,520 that I love in Amsterdam, and he took us to everyone bar that 728 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,440 one. He's like, I don't even know 729 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,360 what that one is, but I was articulating the badly. 730 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,760 To be fair to him, I didn't tell him the. 731 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,800 Name hard to do in your back. And then he's he was in it 732 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,080 yesterday and I was like, that's the one I like. 733 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,600 I last time was an option I saw a couple of the ladies of the 734 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,480 night clocking off and walking past the Anne Frank house and I 735 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,520 was like this is weird, this is just odd but. 736 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,880 That's the route home making. Nobody he was in there, but 737 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,200 yeah, I was where he stands. Deserving. 738 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,720 You're doing a revert. Knock me in the attic because 739 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,800 I'm introvert. The tour group was like, we're 740 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,280 all here and I didn't want to go, no. 741 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,400 Well, I think we should. I think we. 742 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,520 Should just talk about. We should go and do a gig 743 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,920 somewhere. Yeah. 744 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,680 And it becomes text writable. Football and it is work. 745 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,920 Yeah. Surely. 746 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,120 We did a tour of Just Like I and Appa. 747 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:19,360 Yeah, course, don't they? Oldest ones there. 748 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,800 You're a Grammy. You're a fucking Grammy. 749 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,400 I don't have, you know that, yeah. 750 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,680 I have one. Tell Granny Butler to step up. 751 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:36,160 See from the back of the. Coin I know Granny Butler is a 752 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,200 lovely woman now. You've been holiday. 753 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,880 Yes, but it was many years ago. She used to come to Orlando with 754 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,000 us when we went to Florida, but she arthritis wouldn't let her 755 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,920 walk around the park, so she would mostly just hang around 756 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,040 the hotel. Should have broke up that 757 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:53,080 fellow, Arthur. Arthur Ritis? 758 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,840 Yeah, His last name was Ritis. Yeah, I'm sure he did. 759 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,840 Loves your joints. Telling me, saying lots of 760 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,320 joints got lost there. Yeah, so usually went to A 761 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,800 multiple times to plot Orlando. I think we went about 3 or 4 762 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,360 times. Yeah, that's huge. 763 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,600 Yeah, yeah. First trip and it was when I was 764 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:13,239 eight. And then last one with the 765 00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,679 family was when I was 19. So in between then there's about 766 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,000 3 or 4. Disneyland. 767 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,199 When we used to go to my granny's caravan Donegal, we 768 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:24,159 just go to our land month. We'd wake up in the back of the 769 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,719 car. My my driving home, just argue 770 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,239 with me that like we'd go on hold for one night. 771 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,560 Yeah, really. Like it used to be like I made 772 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,520 this joke. We would go like we're all going 773 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:36,280 on or all coming home again, like like my mouth like we'll go 774 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,239 to the car when we brilliant get there and go with the fucking 775 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,719 shit hole and then take a straight back learn. 776 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,560 I got island, WE school, brilliant. 777 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,560 Whole family, everyone used to just get caravans. 778 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,679 Go. I got island Brilliant. 779 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,199 Couldn't tell you where it is now, but Mayo, it was great. 780 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,000 I loved it. Irish holidays are good. 781 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,800 There's there's definitely I still like it's been mean to 782 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,320 many times, but see the taste of like Tito cheese on in a glass 783 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,760 of coke that reminds me of that's childhood shit like. 784 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just your dad drinking a pen 785 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,440 together. Yeah, that's different. 786 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,480 I love that when we're going to go Central Parks, people say 787 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,880 it's good. In Longford it has a water park 788 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,520 which I would be keen to go to. You can't do centre parks. 789 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,240 Wow. Not by yourself. 790 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,360 I can bring a friend. I'll go with it. 791 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,160 You mean the boys trip to Sander parks? 792 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,080 Team building trip to Santa. Yeah, we're going to do a 793 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,480 seminar. Yeah, we're we're doing. 794 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,280 Now we're talking. We're doing one of our seminars. 795 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,600 Now we're talking. Making Butler's famous travel in 796 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,040 San. I'll pretend I'm afraid on the 797 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:34,840 slide. No introvert. 798 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,080 Introvert. No, I can't. 799 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,240 I'm not ready. Are you as met going back to 800 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:38,840 Australia? Anything. 801 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,400 I think we'll go back out in November for we bet, maybe we 802 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,120 holiday, but I'm going to take a year off just to write a good 803 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,080 show. A year of comedy. 804 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,120 No, no, no, just the year of. Can't take a year of coming, but 805 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,640 it's my job. But I'm going to wait a year I 806 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:57,960 think, before go back out and do a turf. 807 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:03,400 Yeah, and I was going annually and I'm leaving at 18 months 808 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,160 just to just to build it up you. Need to you need to give time 809 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,480 because when you get out there, you don't really have you really 810 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,240 do have the weather with your best fucking R. 811 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,480 Yeah. And I know they have a lot of 812 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,040 builders and construction trade, but we do need to let them 813 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,160 reattach the roofs, you know what I mean? 814 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,760 Like it's important to let the buildings have a chance they. 815 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,360 Remember, it's like Glastonbury, that the land heel, same thing, 816 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,560 yeah. Absolutely. 817 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,680 I did an outdoor gig, put a roof on. 818 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,040 That's weird. Yeah, yeah. 819 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,240 I don't know how that worked. I just break where is 1 even 820 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,320 though I'm an injured. I know. 821 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,000 Don't I'm I'm excited. I'm doing Warm Point town Hall 822 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 the night we're recording this tomorrow night and I'm buzzing 823 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,200 to do somewhere I've never done. You've done one point before. 824 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,920 You did like. Sometime remember we used to do 825 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,000 Brick Cafe, Yeah? That gig was brilliant, 826 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 believable. No microphone, No microphone. 827 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,880 It was Paddy Mcgackie. Around it you would get about 828 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,520 20-30 in. Yeah, and. 829 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,440 It was just a Wee BYO cafe. It was brilliant. 830 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,440 What a throwback. That was that was great. 831 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,000 Thank you. We did in your draught rooms the 832 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,400 other week. Do you remember in your in your. 833 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,040 Yeah. Top floor. 834 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,600 It's called something different. Oh, a change in the intent, but. 835 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,600 It's also closed down again since we did it. 836 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,920 Since last week. Literally the next day it. 837 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,160 Closed. I think they were standing up 838 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,840 for the All Ireland final and then they were just like, who's 839 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,440 on me, him, Matthews and OK. Or were they run yeah oh because 840 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,480 they're just doing different places around your art is part 841 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,480 of. Like, well, they keep finding 842 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,080 the new place and that keeps closing down. 843 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,560 Right, so. They just need to find. 844 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,440 I thought they were doing stuff in the town hall there. 845 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,040 They were, and I think they have maybe something else coming up 846 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,240 later in the year with it. But yeah, they're trying to find 847 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:33,640 like a regular new reason like. New is the kind of time where 848 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,680 you before you go on, you're like, this could be a bit 849 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,560 fucking rowdy, and then it's unreal. 850 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,320 Yeah. Yeah, because apparently as well 851 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,600 I heard, you know, the bank is apparently beside that there's 852 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,760 like an old theatre that they're trying to do up, but I've heard 853 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,120 it unbelievable in a few. Minutes. 854 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,040 There's so many of those we theatres in towns around 855 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,200 Northern Ireland that genuinely aren't used. 856 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,680 That's the place the place in Lauren and I'm doing on the work 857 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,640 in progress there we better. Centres. 858 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,840 We did it for the charity show. No, it's in it's in a Gale Club 859 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,320 and they've called it, it's called the reading Rooms. 860 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,640 And they were like telling me about it. 861 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,760 They're like, listen, it's probably not what you're used 862 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,200 to. You know, it was old space and 863 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,520 all that and I didn't know what to expect. 864 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,120 You couldn't have a place better. 865 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:19,440 Small stage, tiered seats, proper tiered seating and you 866 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,320 get 300 in it. It feels like with you're 867 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,520 playing, they're like 40 people. Wow. 868 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,240 In the best way, you know, it's intimate. 869 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,520 And I said them, I think the thought of joke and I was like, 870 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,440 nowhere better locally really for stand up than this, Like 871 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,200 this is unreal. So I was like, I I'm going to 872 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,920 come and do a tour show here. And they again, they thought it 873 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,320 was shocking and I'm doing it. It's it's unreal. 874 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,440 I'm definitely going to look at changing the venues up for next 875 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,760 year's tour. I don't think I'll do the 876 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,080 waterfront next year. Right, right. 877 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,240 Sort of bigger ones because. They think it's always good to 878 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,400 change so. Yeah, the costs are going up for 879 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,320 a lot of those places. And it's just like, do you know 880 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:54,600 what there's I would love to do like Agaa Hall tour or like a 881 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,720 rugby club, Yeah. Because so many of those places 882 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:59,360 are like big rooms. Load the seats in a bar. 883 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,680 Yeah, Yeah. And they're always great crack. 884 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,600 But what would you? Where would where haven't you 885 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,720 done in Belfast? You would like to do operas. 886 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:13,440 Yeah, probably do so on the operas, yeah, because it's like 887 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,800 I've done that a couple of times, just a support act and 888 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,680 it's just the best room. Yeah, because it's built for 889 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,280 like it was built before microphones. 890 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,720 Yeah, Yeah, You know what I mean? 891 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,200 Do. You know where the term punters 892 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,960 comes from? Please tell. 893 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,640 They used to be a guy who in venues like the operas, it was 894 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,440 his job to have almost like a brush. 895 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,760 And the way those seats used to be was like Rose just Rose with 896 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,760 no gap in between. And they used that. 897 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:45,040 They literally push people together so they would put the 898 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,640 idea of the term punter comes from that interest. 899 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,600 I'm pretty sure for like. Because surely they don't 900 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,360 probably would be the man who's in the ponton. 901 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,680 He was. Yeah, exactly. 902 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,000 True. Amputees. 903 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,040 Haunted amputees. You get more of them in. 904 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,520 He's an introvert. Yeah. 905 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,480 But then when they say give, give, give, she in a big hand. 906 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:14,720 They're like fuck, like all we're close together, but it's 907 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,120 good to get your foot in the door stopping. 908 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,000 Give each other high to high 2 1/2. 909 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,400 Stand ovation. Are you going to you going to 910 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,640 hang around for the second leg of the show? 911 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,480 Stop doing this to me. I fingered your man. 912 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:32,720 What? Opera House. 913 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,840 You can have you take fingers as well. 914 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,680 That wasn't it. I like to like when I did the 915 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,080 Opera House two years in a row, that was the first tack, as I do 916 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,280 always change it. Yeah, but I didn't that year. 917 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,720 But then I think next year I either won't do a solution or 918 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,480 I'll go somewhere very small and do loads of dates in it. 919 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:55,800 I like Lyric or something. Yeah, lyrics on Real. 920 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,040 Lyrics great as well. Yeah, umm. 921 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,720 Where do you, what do you, what are you at? 922 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,560 You did you did a lottery show? Yeah, yeah. 923 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,240 Did you, Did you did you tour that? 924 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,880 A couple of. Places no was going to and I 925 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,640 just left it too late and. Now what are you up to? 926 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,640 What are you? Up to hanging a bit. 927 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,760 What are you doing? What are you doing? 928 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,920 Sandwiches. Yeah, you want to put a wee tour 929 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,320 on or anything? I want to. 930 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,120 Why don't you? I haven't got. 931 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,400 Material yet? Much of you bet. 932 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,880 You bet you've got 40. I I conservatively would say 933 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,840 I've got 25 to. 30 but if you book a tour you'll have you'll 934 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,160 shit out the extra like that's why you book a tour before you 935 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,600 write the show you. Book a tour for March. 936 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,960 I know, but then I put pressure on myself and then sometimes. 937 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,880 You have to admit. Just precious retires that's. 938 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,600 Why I'm not putting pressure on myself? 939 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,080 The other. So you don't feel pressure, 940 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,480 you're not a tyre. But are you worried that if you 941 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,000 are you worried if you do, it won't? 942 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:57,400 I'm worried if I book it in advance that it'll be it'll be 943 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,560 not. It'll not be as good of a show 944 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,200 because I'll be writing it for the wrong reasons. 945 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,080 I'll be writing it just to fill time. 946 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,440 Just to make money, be famous. Yeah. 947 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,120 Who would do that shit? Don't. 948 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,360 Get me wrong? No. 949 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,320 You'll you'll want to write something that people enjoy, is 950 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,280 basically what I'm saying, yeah. The World You're funny suck. 951 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,560 I appreciate that. Thank you. 952 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,760 Very much you've got see if you've got nearly half an hour 953 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:23,400 an hour by March, you have the. Other by March, the half an hour 954 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,400 you have now, you'll go I wish I that's new hours. 955 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,920 Amazing. Yeah, I'll think about. 956 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,040 I'll look into it. Just do it. 957 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,000 You got to, you got to try things and if it don't work, 958 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,680 don't work. I know I just don't ever want to 959 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,360 write something just because of book. 960 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,200 The show would not because it's actually good. 961 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,680 Yeah, you know what I mean? There's that as well, but I get 962 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,040 look. You could die tomorrow. 963 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,720 Yeah. We all could. 964 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,480 I hope we don't. I could. 965 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,360 Never spot me. Who's the A? 966 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,840 You ever try to tell me someone's going to kill you 967 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,120 something? The UK or something. 968 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,640 Imagine. You were killed by the UK. 969 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,400 That'd be class. That would be the way I want to 970 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,360 go. I was going to say yeah. 971 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,320 That'd be rage that I'm not annoyed about it. 972 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,400 Maybe, maybe the Red Bull joke, the sort of the show. 973 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,280 They're like that's, that's Chinese, Japanese, you've mixed 974 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,760 that up. Chinese, we try out, it's going. 975 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,880 To get me to. To be fair, I actually don't 976 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,480 know if this is Chinese. It might be. 977 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,080 Can you read that? It doesn't look like Chinese 978 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,560 right now. No wee houses. 979 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,280 Is it Russian? I guess wingdings. 980 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:38,520 We'll give it back to them. Give you Wingdings. 981 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,040 No, Wingdings gives you the Red Bull. 982 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,680 That's stupid. That's. 983 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:03,520 Stupid, isn't it? Professional comedians Red Bull 984 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,560 gives you. Wingdings do. 985 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,120 You remember the Wingdings for the 9/11 thing? 986 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,680 Remember that. I don't know. 987 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,440 What the link is? You don't like it was that? 988 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,880 Yeah, you typed in something like. 989 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:24,200 You typed in the flight number. And 9:11 and it came up like 2 990 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,760 buildings. It was like playing poison Star 991 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,800 David. Yeah, I were like showing my dad 992 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,120 be like. And my dad was like, well, Star 993 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,320 David's Jewish and that was they're not Jewish. 994 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,040 I was like, there's another case fucking blown right up. 995 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,080 Yeah. So you don't remember that, so 996 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,160 you must have missed that. You must have been playing 997 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,720 football or something out in the boys not. 998 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,960 Like taller girls not. Yeah, I was outside, Yeah. 999 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,640 Cooling your retop man T-shirt and all. 1000 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,520 You were on a Hotmail like us. Yeah, yeah, I'm still a Hotmail. 1001 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,680 Yeah, you. I'm Rosen. 1002 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,240 Well, that's getting over with. Probably a heart condition, but 1003 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:57,760 you're. But yeah, they they used to be 1004 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,560 able to type in the flight number of 9/11 and then it 1005 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,320 brought up this sweet thing when you translate it into Wingdings 1006 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,160 fault do. You remember trying to do 1007 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,400 Google? What was it? 1008 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,320 Google. Google. 1009 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,520 Google Wax. Do. 1010 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,000 You remember this? No, I don't remember. 1011 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,880 What's that? It's so fun. 1012 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,120 You would type in to you, I think that the rules were you 1013 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,600 were allowed two words. Isn't that right? 1014 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,400 Yep, and. The the goal was the. 1015 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,120 Only bring up one Google search result, so you had to think 1016 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,200 random words. So it'd be like. 1017 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,040 Me and Foster used to do when we were, yeah, 16, yeah, yeah. 1018 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,440 Yeah I did something similar at uni one time where we would type 1019 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,760 in a random word and I had the word porn after and the amount 1020 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,320 of shit that never failed. Yeah. 1021 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,160 Dan. Worst one amputee. 1022 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,720 Could you could we throw a couple at you to see if we can 1023 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,000 do a Google work? So amputee porn. 1024 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,640 Yeah, right. Oh, it's not just like, oh, I 1025 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,000 missed the leg, but I'm having that. 1026 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,400 It's like. All four. 1027 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,520 No, no, no, no. It's like here. 1028 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,240 Wonder where that's going to? Go. 1029 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,800 Oh, the stump, Yeah. No. 1030 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,240 What kind of thing you're watching when she had a foot, 1031 00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:00,160 That's a hate crime. You know what the me, you know 1032 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:05,560 what the me and male actor for that was, I think I'm writing 1033 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,840 this in this Engelbert Stomperdick. 1034 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,280 I think that was him. I thought her name was Eileen. 1035 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,800 Eileen. Let's have a Google work on you 1036 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,760 first. If Google wax are in pot by 1037 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,880 before we start this Google wax are bound to be in the but. 1038 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,800 They're not. I've got them before. 1039 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:30,760 When you were 16, the Internet, there's bajillion things I think 1040 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,640 it's impossible to get. In fact, I would say Don, you 1041 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,120 should probably Google. Is it even possible? 1042 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,560 No, get a good. OK. 1043 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,200 But it has to be does that the one result or none? 1044 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,560 One you're allowed one. Yeah, it can't be none. 1045 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,440 Yeah, you have to have one Foxy. Now this has. 1046 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,320 Changed ear wax insertion. Oh, there's. 1047 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,880 Going to be. No putting your racks back in. 1048 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,960 That's mental. Yeah, but it will still. 1049 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,160 It'll take the time. 2 words yeah. 1050 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,800 Oh no, you didn't. Inverted commas, is that right? 1051 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,720 No, you might. I sorry done earwax in. 1052 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,040 That's better that. Better do you told me to 1053 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,040 inverted commas. Oh yeah. 1054 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,480 I was being sarcastic. I was being sarcastic. 1055 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,080 That was sarcasm. Oh, right. 1056 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,880 OK, sorry. Follows one of your porns you 1057 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:18,280 were watching. Right, I've got 1 in cell 1058 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,000 hieroglyphics. Oh, that's pretty good. 1059 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,560 Actually in cell hieroglyphics. Fuck this is very difficult game 1060 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,840 now it just. Comes up with special features 1061 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:31,000 of the Mummy Returns sitting eyes. 1062 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:31,640 Watson. Yeah. 1063 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:38,280 Oh, an oximen was actually the reincarnation that was a nerd. 1064 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:42,080 I was doing what would be in a physical embodiment of an in 1065 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,840 cell. This was again a Game of Thrones 1066 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:50,120 T-shirt wearing high tops. I don't know, like in cells a 1067 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,000 guy who wants to have sex but like can't. 1068 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,000 Yeah. Oh, I. 1069 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,920 Always a monitor, essentially. I thought it was someone that 1070 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,480 was like inbred. Maybe I'm wrong? 1071 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,400 No. No, OK, that's inbred. 1072 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,520 That's inbred. That's inbred. 1073 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,520 That's so much. True and. 1074 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,400 You come for lunch, OPS it don't. 1075 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,440 He doesn't. He doesn't. 1076 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,640 He doesn't, I feel. He doesn't. 1077 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,400 Do I have anything else? I don't think I have anything 1078 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:12,880 else to do. Today. 1079 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,200 No. You have a gig later. 1080 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,360 It's fine. You probably have to walk 1081 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:15,880 around. Rush me. 1082 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,920 Yeah, you do your daily rushmere. 1083 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,040 How do we go with Intel Hieroglyphics? 1084 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,520 No, it just keeps bringing up all this stuff. 1085 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,240 I think Google wax are dead. They are I paid to the Google 1086 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,280 whack. You know, do. 1087 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,120 You remember on, was it Lycos or something? 1088 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,520 You could send one free text message back in the day. 1089 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:38,400 What's Lycos? It was a search engine, I think 1090 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,080 it was Lycos, Lycos. And you could put in your number 1091 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,440 and the number you want to send text to and you got one free 1A 1092 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,120 day. I went on to ask Jeeves. 1093 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,160 That's a good one. He's. 1094 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:49,840 Not himself. Yeah, he's a lot. 1095 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,760 He's not even more in the suit. He takes ages to give you the 1096 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,520 result and. He's all like, look, he's coming 1097 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,800 back now. Yeah, he's not. 1098 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,680 He's not even wearing a suit anymore, just wearing a comfies. 1099 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,520 Yeah, OK, smoking fags. And he forgets what you asked 1100 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,560 him for and. Jeeves has to move on with the 1101 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,000 times too. You can't put him in a box 1102 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,520 either. You can't just expect him to 1103 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,040 keep wearing a suit for the entire time. 1104 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,040 Jeeves has to evolve. Yeah, and I, when I asked 1105 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,800 Jeeves, like I was looking for like retro football boots, I was 1106 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,360 like, where's the best place to buy all that he does? 1107 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,240 Predators. Jeeves reply was why does no one 1108 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,720 ask Jeeves how he is? Why does no one ever ask me how 1109 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,400 to do? Yeah, he actually replied to me 1110 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:26,880 once. Google it. 1111 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,920 You can't. Yeah. 1112 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,640 That's shaves for you. Yeah, He's dropped the whole 1113 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,360 domain there. Yeah. 1114 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,080 He's not even speaking posh. He's like talking to us. 1115 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,000 Right, right, right. Fair enough. 1116 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,480 Well, I hope. Because he's, I think he got 1117 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,600 furloughed, didn't he, from being a. 1118 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,520 He would have been being a waiter paid off. 1119 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:45,800 Was he a waiter? A Butler. 20/20/2020 I'll get 1120 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,680 everyone you know even James blessing the. 1121 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,000 Came in hard for a lot of people 2020. 1122 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,400 No, no, no harder than James. Yeah, he took the brunt of it, 1123 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,280 to be fair. Yeah. 1124 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,440 Teams overloaded. Everyone's Googling at home. 1125 00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,600 Try yeah. Quiz question, quiz answer. 1126 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,040 He's like on the sly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1127 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,280 On a separate screen. He's like guys again. 1128 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,320 Hope he's out. I'm watching Clarkson's Farm now 1129 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,800 and in the first season of it, COVID is such a big thing and 1130 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,520 it's a lockdown and I'm watching it thinking like that didn't 1131 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,160 even happen. It is weird. 1132 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,920 It feels like a million years ago doesn't. 1133 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,920 It as in the actual lockdowns where it's like you can only 1134 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,680 leave your house for an RA day for exercise? 1135 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,040 Yeah, I'm watching him going. That's mental. 1136 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,760 Forgetting that we like live through it. 1137 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,840 Yeah, it was two years since he wasn't like. 1138 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,080 Yeah, but, and at the time it felt like the longest two years, 1139 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,160 but then when it was finished, it felt like it flew in. 1140 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,040 There is sometimes where you go. I just love a wee month where 1141 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,640 it's just a wee loss. So I look back at like I would 1142 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,240 do, because we were having our first kit at the time and I I 1143 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:51,120 got her overboard. I went and like I would get the 1144 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:55,240 shopping and Asda and then clean every single item. 1145 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,440 Yeah. And look, and at the time that 1146 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,680 didn't feel weird. Yeah. 1147 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,000 Why wouldn't I be doing this? And I look back in that and I'm 1148 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,720 like, that was mental. Yeah, especially spread that all 1149 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,640 on that all. It's kind of hard to do that. 1150 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,120 Yeah. The sort of melt the top of the 1151 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,720 bottles with a bend sounds. Like you're doing something 1152 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:15,200 else. Yeah, we want to. 1153 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,480 We fuck it, we thinks. Fuck it, with that all would 1154 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,880 that would be? Yeah, you would be. 1155 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,040 Fuck you would be. Absolutely. 1156 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,440 Fucked Why? Are they called a Fuck it? 1157 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,560 Fuck it, fuck it. Do you want to hit this? 1158 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,800 Fuck it. Right, OK. 1159 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,400 I think, I think it's like that's not a bomb. 1160 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,560 Fuck it. Yeah. 1161 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,800 OK. Doing I'll ask you. 1162 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:33,960 I think he's been hitting the fuck. 1163 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,360 It's like he's. I think my mates are at the 1164 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,400 minute. And yeah, getting a new. 1165 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,640 One getting a rabbit, umm. Hopefully not. 1166 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,440 It's thinking. Clarkson's Farm from the best 1167 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,280 programmes in TV. What is Clarkson's Farm? 1168 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,840 Jeremy Clarkson has a hundreds of acres of farmland, right? 1169 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,920 And people run it for him. You know, he likes to live in 1170 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,240 the middle of nowhere, and he lets farmers use it all. 1171 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,040 They obviously pay a better rent and for this show, I think 1172 00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,320 Amazon went to them for the after Top Gear and we're like, 1173 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,720 do whatever you want. And they did the ground tour and 1174 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,560 stuff and then not when that went down, they went, Jeremy, 1175 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,120 what do you fancy here? And he's like, I just want to 1176 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,280 stay in the house, but I'll make a show on my land. 1177 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,360 I heard him talking about it where he was like the difference 1178 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,360 between that and Top Gear was like Top Gear be getting up in 1179 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,840 the like 5:00 in the morning, going to hate you every day and 1180 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,600 basically being like, I don't even know what we're plan to. 1181 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,560 And he's like, no, it's like get up a whole bowl of cornflakes of 1182 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:25,480 coffee, talk to the other guy. But the farm start working like 1183 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,800 9:00 it sounds class, yeah. He's now doing all the well, 1184 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,480 Obviously it's going to be a bit embellished like, but he's taken 1185 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:38,000 on the farm and himself and it is I I didn't really like him. 1186 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,120 I always find him like a bit of a knob, but he's a caricature. 1187 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,200 Like he's supposed to be like that. 1188 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,920 The Top Gear over the years I was like he's fucking melt. 1189 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,600 He is so likeable on this because he is still like a bit 1190 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,920 of a fucking buffoon, but he's so likeable and the cast of 1191 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,280 people is just excellent and you actually see like what farmers 1192 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:03,480 do and I get tired watching. I mean, I'm like Jesus, but he's 1193 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,840 so like it's brilliant. And I would just start second 1194 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:11,560 season, but like comedy needs to work out Bush because. 1195 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,760 You can't. Last, oh, there's some guy on 1196 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,760 TikTok who's shown like he does like a day in the life and he 1197 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,480 works in Australia doing trades or whatever and he's up at half 1198 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,880 five in the morning and then he's. 1199 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,960 I think I know he does as a faithful. 1200 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,520 Yeah, Flying fired. So it's like oil? 1201 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,520 Oil. There's loads of it, so there'll 1202 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,160 be old ones would be like mines and like there's, yeah. 1203 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,760 I think. Did you have a beard? 1204 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,080 Yeah, he's from here, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pot. 1205 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,280 Yeah, I've seen that stuff. Really, there was a guy used to 1206 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,600 live down our street, right? And every Saturday morning 1207 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,960 without fail, he would cycle his bike down the street going wait, 1208 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,520 wait, wait, right. And he was like 18, did a pig 1209 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,760 impression. He would like do a scramble 1210 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,920 impression on his motor on his bicycle, right? 1211 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,720 And he and we just didn't one day there was no we would fuck 1212 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,640 up him. And then, about two years later, 1213 00:53:58,640 --> 00:53:59,880 he came back with a tan the Porsche. 1214 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,520 Because he went. In because he went in the porch, 1215 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:03,600 still going. Wait, wait, wait. 1216 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,840 Because I think that money, is it tax free or is it like it's 1217 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,760 very well paid, but you. Yeah. 1218 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,760 Spend on anything. Yeah, yeah, because you're a 1219 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,920 master. So like they're paying for your 1220 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,560 flights that feed you, put you up. 1221 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,280 But there's also things of like art in Australia where the 1222 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,080 amount of, there's a rule in Perth where if you're caught 1223 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,960 doing over a certain speed limit, like over over a certain 1224 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,280 amount over the speed limit, they'll just crush your car. 1225 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,840 Because all the FIFO guys were coming back loaded and buying 1226 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,320 like fucking Mustangs and then just go and fucking daft because 1227 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,400 because there's nobody in the roads like yeah, yeah. 1228 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,840 So they just have to start cracking down and like, because 1229 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,880 they're all young fellas with loads of money just losing the 1230 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:45,120 way we took it for you. But see, when I I see his 1231 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,280 content language. Brilliant. 1232 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,800 Yeah, Yeah. When you see what he does and 1233 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,640 he's just talking through it like it's nothing. 1234 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,080 But I ain't got alien to me. And most comedians where he's 1235 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,360 like, yeah, you just like, we're going to grease this and then 1236 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,680 that's going to move in there. And I make sure that you lost me 1237 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,320 at the first thing. I've said it before. 1238 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,160 See when I fucking, when I see baristas that are busy moving 1239 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,640 all the things around them, I go. 1240 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,560 I would. I don't have the brain part of 1241 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,480 that. There's definitely a certain 1242 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,760 thing that happens, like you've been doing stand up long enough 1243 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,120 where you do lose certain, like, abilities to do certain things. 1244 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,040 Yeah, yeah. I went to type something the 1245 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,240 other day and I was like, I can't remember if I can type 1246 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,120 something like a long thing. Yeah. 1247 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,560 Do you know what I mean? Because I've just been getting 1248 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,600 away with this shit for something. 1249 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,600 Even when I was a waiter for a short time. 1250 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,480 Yeah, I. Struggled because what 1251 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:35,120 restaurant did you wait in? Used to be a dishwasher down New 1252 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,520 York club. I didn't hear what he said. 1253 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,440 That doesn't matter. Was nothing. 1254 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,400 OK, I used to be a. Dishwasher down your club all 1255 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:44,440 right OK and then and then I would became weirder for a while 1256 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,280 and I can't do this. Yeah. 1257 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,400 There's too much to do. Yeah, I'm trying to remember 1258 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,120 this, that see if you just dealt with one table all night, I 1259 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,880 might have been able to do it. Yeah. 1260 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,840 Do you know what I think is a weird thing Just from, because I 1261 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,880 work like did a lot of retail stuff and my mental arithmetic 1262 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:03,960 is still pretty good from like because people use cash and 1263 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,600 stuff. And now if I'm in a pub or I'm 1264 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,800 in a shop, I pay cash. You can see people going, I 1265 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,880 don't know how much. Oh, I like they're really 1266 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,240 because no one's doing it. And when I worked in the marks 1267 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:15,800 all down the road do used to you would write in how much they 1268 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,760 gave it. And I told you, yeah, what 1269 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,800 change to give, but it's still like. 1270 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,240 Just in your head, Like, yeah, I feel like they're on songs, but 1271 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,360 now I can't think of anything I'm talking. 1272 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,200 I was so see see like for clue. I remember working in a Mason E 1273 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,800 Belfast nor like you'll need to start locking the shop up at 1274 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,080 night and the woman showed me like she'll go over here and 1275 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,480 then this does that and then switch that. 1276 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,360 And I remember at the time I'm going, yeah, yeah, no problem. 1277 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,720 But my brain is going You'll never be able to learn how to do 1278 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,960 that. I was a supervisor attending 1279 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:50,480 cards for a week and I fucked up the happy. 1280 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,440 Birthday. I did not get that card making. 1281 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,960 I have a good, I have a good. No, Obama's more like this. 1282 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,640 You're Obama's superb. Hey, cool. 1283 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,040 Give me a Clinton. Give me an Obama. 1284 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,880 Bill Clinton was more like this. More Hillary. 1285 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:08,600 My wife Maggie, my good friend, met him on the island. 1286 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,800 Then Obama's more up here. More Michelle. 1287 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,680 I'm a daughter, Sasha Malaya. And there's like, he's not even 1288 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,280 American there. You go, there's Trump. 1289 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,760 Wow. Nice. 1290 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,360 I can't do it, Trump. Not really. 1291 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,280 We bet I'll not. Hope you worked your supervisor 1292 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,840 for a week. Yeah, I just kept fucking up the 1293 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,760 tails. The end of the day. 1294 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,280 There was just always, it wasn't like much like 2 pounder and I'm 1295 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,520 like, I just can't fucking. Like I'm recounted and recounted 1296 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,520 and I'm just every night. I can't drive my mother's head. 1297 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,200 We almost all have to go. Yeah. 1298 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,160 It had to be something creative for me because I just don't 1299 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:45,000 have. My uncle had a paper shop I blew 1300 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,280 away. Good. 1301 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:56,040 Selling the Shakies. The Shiki weeklies What's the 1302 00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:00,880 name of the paper? Did you have a paper shot? 1303 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,720 No. Oh, then any of our own He. 1304 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,800 Actually made a wooden whistle, but a wooden whistle. 1305 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,480 He made a stale whistle, stale wood whistle. 1306 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,000 Then he made A10 whistle. 10 whistle lie. 1307 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,200 Did any of our uncles ever own any businesses? 1308 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,360 My granny's the only shop your granny did. 1309 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:27,040 I, I remember when I was first four years of my life, she owned 1310 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,480 it and I would, you know, be in out of it a wee bit. 1311 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,200 Newsagents. Yeah, newsagents type. 1312 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,080 Sweet type shop. So she ran, she worked in it and 1313 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,680 run it. Yeah, I think it was part of the 1314 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,120 house that she lived in as well. I can't remember. 1315 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,120 What way did you? Get 3 stuff. 1316 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,440 I used to next some sweeties. Yeah, Nick. 1317 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:42,720 No. I was only three. 1318 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,360 I don't. Know that I Remember, Remember 1319 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,240 everything like walking around the shop and being like not 1320 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,240 understand the shelf for say like a lifestyle sport and being 1321 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,600 like, imagine if you're mommy or daddy owned this. 1322 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,560 You just could get everything. Yeah, just come in and you could 1323 00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,680 pick whatever you want and you could even get some for your 1324 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,760 friends and everything. I still think like that. 1325 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,800 Like Supermarket Sweep used to give me anxiety because I was 1326 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,160 like, what would you go for first? 1327 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,680 I wouldn't be able to get this stuff. 1328 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,920 I'd be like. Yeah, depends on what the ads 1329 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,600 they're open because what was it just food ads or was there 1330 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,920 clothing and was it digital accessories? 1331 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,640 Was there maybe like, say, a target in America, a place that 1332 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,080 does everything? That's huge as well. 1333 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,240 The ads are massive. You can. 1334 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,120 Only what do you pick? You pick things you actually 1335 00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,600 want. You're trying to sell things on 1336 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,520 or. Yeah, I go down the resale 1337 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:27,840 route. I go into what? 1338 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,360 Electrical. Electrical. 1339 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,600 Expensive stuff, whatever it was at the time. 1340 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,720 DVD players, big TV, toothbrushes, whatever. 1341 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,080 Yep, don't forget your toothbrush. 1342 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,240 At Target you could get guns. Well, yeah. 1343 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:42,680 Which is, yeah, it kind of makes it the only way. 1344 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,640 Like like boots isn't boots, but. 1345 00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,680 Target is target. Guns, you lived. 1346 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,920 In America, you would own so many. 1347 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,560 But if I let, if I I've told you this before, my absolute fucking 1348 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:58,200 dream is make a lot of money off stand up when I'm still sort of 1349 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,520 young enough to spun up a wall, buy a house somewhere with just 1350 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,560 a big back garden, and sit on a back porch all day shooting 10s 1351 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,160 of beer that I've just finished drinking. 1352 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:10,160 Yeah, you can get a big air rifle. 1353 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:12,880 Yeah, we can get you like an hour one. 1354 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,640 For you can get, you can still own handguns on that if you're 1355 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,280 part of a gun club, yeah. Right, but we start. 1356 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,720 Yeah, we'll call it the IRA. What an idea. 1357 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,800 What a dream. I remember going to one in the 1358 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:31,080 states shooting alley and. The what you do. 1359 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,320 Mcbeal and I thought I was going to be unbelievable. 1360 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,680 In my head I was like, I'll be great at this give. 1361 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,480 Me two guns. And I'm like, I'm like, there's 1362 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,520 Boo. Boo, Boo, Boo. 1363 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,480 Hitting the top thing and I'm killing it and I'd missed every 1364 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,320 time and the guy said to me after I was watching you where 1365 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,040 you went wrong straight on. He's like, don't have a straight 1366 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,280 on. Yeah, you have nothing with the 1367 01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:54,040 recoil. Remember, we did Todd's leap, 1368 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,440 the shooting, and it was like whatever gone that was, you had 1369 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,920 to like put it into your shoulder. 1370 01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,280 And it was shotguns really fucking. 1371 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,880 Proper fucked you up like. My dad, when we were kids, my 1372 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,560 dad had a shotgun and he probably shouldn't say that. 1373 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:09,240 He was like, have we go? I was about 10 and he stood 1374 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,000 behind me like so he was like supporting my shoulder. 1375 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,360 But I remember just having a fucking massive burn. 1376 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,240 What was he getting you to shoot? 1377 01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,320 Just the air. Just yeah, He was just like, 1378 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,720 just shoot it. It was over a coffin. 1379 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,600 Is it my arm? Tired of throwing a land petrol 1380 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:30,200 bombs on fucking. I love the idea of that, just 1381 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:36,920 like shooting in the back of funerals, just shooting stuff in 1382 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,920 the garden that is fun. Yeah, we like I had a BB gun 1383 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,560 that we just would just sit in the back, back or just. 1384 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,600 Yeah, when? The night. 1385 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,080 That wasn't B.B. King that. 1386 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:48,640 Wasn't B.B. King? 1387 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,280 Who was that? Ben E. 1388 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,680 King. Fuck sake. 1389 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:53,920 Is that right? Made a film? 1390 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:58,320 No, that's oldest reddings. No, it's not. 1391 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,560 No, it's not. Benny King. 1392 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:00,680 B.B. King. 1393 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:02,640 B.B. King was a Blues musician. 1394 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,960 But I think that's Ben E, King said. 1395 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,000 Thanks done by me. And. 1396 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,800 Then Sean Kingston. He's in gaol now. 1397 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,440 Boom boom what? Him and his mayor in gaol, Sean 1398 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,760 Kingston, some beautiful. Scam. 1399 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:19,000 I They were like money something money launder. 1400 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,000 Maybe girlfriend that beautiful. Benny King done is all right. 1401 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,280 Benny King. Well done. 1402 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:28,560 That's just to finish. Let's do a general music quiz. 1403 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,760 Oh, that's a good idea. I feel like Houston. 1404 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,240 Did you enjoy? The general music quiz, please. 1405 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,280 I love how. Crazy you didn't already have 1406 01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,280 that set I. Think I love what you throw 1407 01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,880 these curveballs at, Dan? You just get an idea. 1408 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,520 It's a shame if this is a movie you want to crush it. 1409 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,040 Yeah. Oh, I hear there's no one. 1410 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,360 I don't. You have such a high level 1411 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,720 knowledge of movies. Especially the you had the mid 1412 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:52,480 80s. You don't get lots? 1413 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:53,560 No, not really. Like what you? 1414 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,000 Do you do like? When we play that separation 1415 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,200 game, you do it in an instant. That one that is my favourite 1416 01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:58,960 game in the. World. 1417 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,920 Oh, that's right. When we give you 2 people, yeah. 1418 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,120 We turn our dance and that up. OK, Ethan Hawke and Ryan 1419 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,520 Reynolds. Ethan Hawke was in trained there 1420 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:10,040 with Reynolds. Reynolds and CF house with OH 1421 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,880 Ethan Hawke within was in trained there with the 1422 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,000 Washington was in CF house with Reynolds. 1423 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:23,080 Chadwick Boseman and Flippin Chart and Hesson out here. 1424 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,280 Good luck. Chadwick Boseman was in The 1425 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:30,080 Avengers end game with all The Avengers and Charlton Hesson 1426 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,520 played the head of Shield in First Iron Man. 1427 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,760 Did he I? Didn't know that well. 1428 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:36,720 Really. Or. 1429 01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,200 Was it the Incredible Hulk? He was definitely one. 1430 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,480 No, I wasn't here, No. I'm thinking I lost. 1431 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,200 You're thinking of someone else. I think awesome part was head 1432 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,600 of. I could do childhood awesome. 1433 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,120 Partners in Avengers. Right. 1434 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,040 Are you telling? Me awesome partners in Avengers. 1435 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,360 Probably. Was. 1436 01:03:53,640 --> 01:04:00,800 Yeah, that knows. Baby so Charlie, that's a fire 1437 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,360 is tough. I'll see you guys you now good 1438 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:03,920 luck. What are some big Torton 1439 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,720 Heseland? The plant of the apes is the 1440 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,640 biggest one. I think Caligula was in that. 1441 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,480 Maybe. No, he wasn't. 1442 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,160 He loves his guns or dead. I don't know if he's still, oh, 1443 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,760 ten season. Yeah. 1444 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,960 Big NRA guy. Is a hard one big IRA guy? 1445 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,280 Big NRA guy all. Right, same thing. 1446 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,640 This is really I've I've no offered making anything. 1447 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:29,440 NRA straighter to come. Does it count if he if it's like 1448 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,880 a documentary? Because he was in Bowling for 1449 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:35,160 Columbine, if you look at it that way, yeah, yes, he. 1450 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,160 Was in tombstone. It wasn't Tombstone. 1451 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:45,000 Charlton hasn't is in Tombstone with Kurt Russell who was in 1452 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,120 Gardens of the Galaxy with Chris Pratt who was in There you Go. 1453 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,840 Well done, but that was a hard one. 1454 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,720 That was one of the wars. That's the longest step. 1455 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:55,080 Before before we quiz it up, Mick, what do you want to play 1456 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:58,320 and promote? I've got the Dictionary podcast 1457 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,440 in the 17th in the hall and the hall. 1458 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,600 My tour starts on the 6th of September in the waterfront so 1459 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,600 we won all of you can. Ireland tickets are available, 1460 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:08,680 especially in Derry, but a lot of the venues are selling that 1461 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,080 pretty fast. We'll put. 1462 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,560 Link in the description. Thank you for your tourism. 1463 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,600 AB anything you want to return next year you. 1464 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,040 Do any headline slots anywhere unless all the people want to 1465 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,480 come see you live. I actually think I am but just 1466 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,760 don't remember them but I've some just. 1467 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,560 If you go to my and surround page it has all the. 1468 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:26,960 Beyond. Social yeah it's all over my 1469 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,640 socials any headline spots and do above a few on this year yeah 1470 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:34,920 yeah a. Big Shooter patreon.com/TV me 1471 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:40,280 podcast if you want to go official with us, link is in the 1472 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:44,200 description for that. And our tea, our tea that we 1473 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,400 teamed up with Sookie Tea to make the fair trade Hollywood 1474 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:50,480 blend. These are beauty. 1475 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:56,520 They're really nice look, little, little loose tea bags. 1476 01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:01,720 You know these are tea that we spent ages. 1477 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,440 That's how you know you've made it like. 1478 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,840 Figuring these. Yeah, when you've got tea. 1479 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,720 Do it if you've got your own beverage. 1480 01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:11,680 Yeah, I'd love a like a marginal Fartlett whiskey. 1481 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,240 Wait. Oh, Fartlett, the. 1482 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,000 Fartlett Whiskey. Yeah, yeah. 1483 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,840 Have some more Fartlett whiskey, it fucking stinks. 1484 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,960 It's just yeah. And if you can't, it'll make 1485 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,280 you. This. 1486 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,840 This tea we wanted. We wanted like we wanted strong. 1487 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:28,600 Don't. Spend the. 1488 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:33,080 Tea We. Wanted strong tea Suzuki. 1489 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,840 We're sending us little little things to try here. 1490 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,200 Never want the like proper, nice, strong. 1491 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:43,880 You know who's a strong tea, Mr? The link is in the description 1492 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:48,800 and get yourself some of this. That's a Sookie tea down. 1493 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,160 Would you like the quizzes up please? 1494 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,520 OK, what way do you want to do this? 1495 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,240 I'm just going to through the questions out there and you can 1496 01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:01,160 first answer, OK, Eh, what singer has that a Billboard 1497 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,840 number one hit in each of the last four decades? 1498 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,160 Madonna. No Michael Jackson. 1499 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,280 No. Do you say female? 1500 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,480 Did you say female? The last four decades. 1501 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:12,840 No, but he's re released a couple of things. 1502 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,520 Elvis, not the 80s. It did hold on. 1503 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:20,680 The last four decades were 80s to 80s now. 80s nineties, not 1504 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,360 Tom Jones. No. 1505 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,800 No, no, 90s, nineties, nineties, 10/20. 1506 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:27,960 Right, OK, that changes things quite a bit. 1507 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:36,000 Who's put note songs in the 90s and then a still big no see the 1508 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,640 no one struck me up because then they would have added one last 1509 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,040 four Elton John, no? That. 1510 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,680 Was a good guess. They would have had. 1511 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,680 No who? Britney Britney Spears. 1512 01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:50,760 They would have had they have had one the last four years eh? 1513 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,520 Are these all as the solo artist done? 1514 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,480 Eh, I believe so, yes, this is. Very. 1515 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,120 That is tough. In the 90s. 1516 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,480 Diva. Beyoncé. 1517 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000 No, Margaret. Curry. 1518 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,880 What she had in the last four years, Yeah, what had? 1519 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,880 Number one last probably. Christmas, OH. 1520 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,760 Christmas. Yeah, it always. 1521 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:12,440 Who was the very first American Idol winner? 1522 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:13,840 Oh, Kelly Clarkson. Yep. 1523 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,200 Correct. I but say Clay Aiken. 1524 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,560 Which member of The Avengers? This one's from Mikey had a 1525 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:23,399 brief stint as a pop star. Brie Larson. 1526 01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:25,640 Yes, Wow. Well done. 1527 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:32,880 Love them in Celtic. Before Miley Cyrus recorded 1528 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,120 Wrecking Ball, it was offered to which singer? 1529 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,520 Katy Perry. Nope. 1530 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,800 Or duh. No, I would like to say. 1531 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,200 That Beyoncé. Yes. 1532 01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:44,760 Beyoncé got offered Wrecking Ball. 1533 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,600 Why hasn't Beyoncé on the on the ball? 1534 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:53,520 Reckon. It eh in The Big Lebowski, The 1535 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:57,560 Dude can't stand which band. Haven't watched that movie. 1536 01:08:58,160 --> 01:08:59,880 The Rolling Stones. No. 1537 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:02,479 Beagles. No, but sort of that kind of 1538 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,479 era. Who are sort of like that. 1539 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,040 Era SC, DC No, I can't think. I haven't seen the bigger box in 1540 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:08,359 years. The. 1541 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,120 Queen. The Eagles. 1542 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,800 The Eagles are. Good. 1543 01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:15,960 What was Madonna's first top ten hit? 1544 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,640 Like a virgin holiday. Yes. 1545 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,640 Do you remember she went from holiday to fucking like, yeah, 1546 01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,640 it was a big turn. Holiday. 1547 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:32,160 Yeah, it could. OK, last one, Paul McCartney and 1548 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,479 John Lennon wrote which Rolling Stones song? 1549 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:40,920 Paint a black yellow submarine. Something with colours I. 1550 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,960 Know this in a documentary. Satisfaction. 1551 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:50,200 It's in a documentary I watched. I'll never get this. 1552 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:55,680 Is it well known? I wouldn't have got this. 1553 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:59,880 Ruby start me up. No sympathy for the devil. 1554 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:02,400 No. Pass. 1555 01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,440 I want to be your man. Wouldn't have got. 1556 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,480 It. Yeah, I wouldn't have got it. 1557 01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:07,720 What? Was the name of the song then. 1558 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,960 Yeah. Boys, we'll leave it there and 1559 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:13,200 we'll get some lunch with that day. 1560 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:14,960 Let's go. With that day, I'll be there. 1561 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,480 Thank you to everyone for for watching and listening. 1562 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,080 We appreciate you. What a second Waterfront date 1563 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,920 30th of November Waterfront all T with me live. 1564 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,000 First one sold out. Bangers sold out already. 1565 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,400 Tom Bangor. Yes. 1566 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,440 So we had a lovely time there. Thank you. 1567 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:32,480 All the best.