1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 events streaming only on Peacock? 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,200 Exactly. How it's called New York After 9 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,080 Dark and it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic. 10 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,040 Boom, you nail. Into Michael Chase phone 11 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,000 numbers. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 12 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,320 Hey, hey, hey. New York After Dark. 13 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 14 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,320 Peacock. You love it. 15 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,520 Good evening stalkers and welcome. 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,920 It's Seppers. Seppers. 17 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:52,600 Slippers welcome. Yeah, welcome to the Tea with me 18 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,760 podcast. You guys are probably looking in 19 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,640 or listening in depending on where you get in this podcast 20 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,920 and going. Where is the young big eared, 21 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,920 long fingered freak guy shit And why are we replacing him with 22 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,560 such a hunky cute guy like myself? 23 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:12,200 And the truth of the matter is, is because it's Shane's birthday 24 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,720 podcast. Now normally you would think for 25 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,720 us a special birthday surprise and it would be completely off 26 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,480 the cuff and a surprise. Well, Shane wanted to host his 27 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,800 own surprise podcast. But you know what, myself and 28 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,000 producer Dan decided, no, we're not having it. 29 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,080 So we're basically hijacking his podcast. 30 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,920 I'm actually here not drinking tea. 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,640 I'm drinking coffee because I'm a maverick. 32 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,120 So what's going to happen? Shane is sitting waiting. 33 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,280 He thinks he's coming in to introduce the podcast, but he's 34 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,480 going to be in for a surprise when he sees we've already 35 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,880 started. So Dan, do you want to just 36 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,840 bring him on in here? Here he comes. 37 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,560 Hey, oh. No. 38 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,680 It is. Oh shit, oh, is this? 39 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,480 Are we in it or are we? We haven't. 40 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,680 Started yet? Yeah, no, man, we we've started, 41 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,480 we've been introduced. I wanted. 42 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,320 To try and do a background. We have been on for about 10 43 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,960 minutes and and welcome to your own podcast. 44 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:12,160 Welcome to This is Your Life. Well, your your podcast welcome, 45 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,680 no. I'm trying to do a virtual 46 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:19,400 background. I've literally brought my own 47 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,960 green screen. Why is this not working? 48 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,560 Why do you look like something? Oh no, well, I'm not spoiled 49 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,840 what the background was going to be for you guys. 50 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:43,560 The only guy, anyway. Well, well, welcome to your 51 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,520 podcast. How you feel. 52 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,800 Leave it warm there. Why am I? 53 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,560 Why am I nervous? I mean, look, this is this is 54 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,160 new to me. Again, I just want to say off 55 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,000 the bat, it's kind of, it's the only way I could have got onto 56 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,600 your podcast because you've been running now for about 5 months 57 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,640 or whatever and haven't asked me to be on your best friend, your 58 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,240 sidekick of the boy town podcast. 59 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,400 And for some reason never invited me. 60 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,320 So I just thought, you know, because your birthday, I 61 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,600 hijacked the podcast. Well. 62 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,160 I've got, I've got a little bit of beef to serve up to you. 63 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,640 I don't know how you like it, but here it is. 64 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,040 It's, I feel like it might be Wellington and I don't know why, 65 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,480 but you said to me, Dave, that I was going to have something to 66 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:27,080 open for today. And as always, my gift has not 67 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,680 arrived. Dave's catch phrase, by the way, 68 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,160 is it's on its way. Listen, I'm going to say 69 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,600 something here. You've made this up. 70 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,680 I didn't. They told me there was a gift. 71 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,400 Yeah, but I wasn't gone. Did you tell me there? 72 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,680 Was going to be a gift. Someone promised me a gift. 73 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,840 OK, OK. Where is it? 74 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,920 It was from one of our guests, but actually our next guest, our 75 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,680 first guest for the show that he's going to send you something 76 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,200 so you can take it up with him when he arrives. 77 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,840 Couple. Of things I want to say off the 78 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,960 bat, number one, I don't, I thought I would have gifts to 79 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:01,240 open and secondly, I'm expecting top quality guests here. 80 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,280 Like, I don't want to predict anything, but I'm thinking like 81 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:10,080 Dornan, Bill Burr, Mick Jagger, Adele. 82 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,280 That's the sort of level I'm at. Like genuinely, I don't know 83 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,920 anything about this. I don't like that you 2 are 84 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,320 hosting this podcast. I really dislike that a lot. 85 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,840 And I dislike both your hairs because you both look like 86 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,440 you've come out of the Amazon rainforest having fled cocaine 87 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,280 barons in Columbia. I mean, I think we look like 88 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,440 like the back, like I look like the bassist and he looks like 89 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,480 the drummer out of an Offspring tribute band. 90 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,120 That's how I feel like we look at the minute. 91 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,640 You've got to blow my hair and I've just got a fathead and. 92 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,080 I was going to say I was going to say the Rayleigh offspring 93 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,080 but that's potentially shit as banter of. 94 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,880 Yeah, yeah. I mean, apart of the best down 95 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:53,120 so far has been when you put a green screen behind you and then 96 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,960 upload an image to your actual face. 97 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,480 That's been the best, but they're locked down so. 98 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,240 I mean, the difficult thing about that is you've got to 99 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,800 think of the admin of me bringing the green screen down 100 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,480 the stairs. Like it's massive and it's 101 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,920 really hard to card about. Yeah, I. 102 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,000 Love it. Yeah. 103 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,800 I mean, this is what I was trying to. 104 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,520 You can sort of sense my vibe, I think. 105 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,640 Yeah, I can. I can definitely get a feel for 106 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,080 it for sure. But it's not a great look there 107 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,320 for me. Oh shit, wait a stop. 108 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,040 OK, I'm back in. Oh. 109 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,840 This guy is ruining us. OK, so how many guests? 110 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,960 You know that that does. That's totally irrelevant. 111 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,160 You don't need. If you're poor mad, I swear to 112 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,320 God you're poor mad. You're like that guy in Captain 113 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,120 Phillips. It wasn't Tom Hanks, the 114 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,840 captain. Yeah, yeah. 115 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,120 And that's how I feel because I'm, I'm on your ship and hey, 116 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,560 I'm the captain, so. I have to ask you this, Dave, 117 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,360 because you're on the podcast before we get into whatever you 118 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,520 guys are going to do. And hey, I'm happy. 119 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,080 Just it wouldn't be the first time I've taken a backseat. 120 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,680 A big number of guys just do their thing on me. 121 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,240 But Dave, I got to ask you because you're my guest in the 122 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,240 podcast. Do you drink tea? 123 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,640 I do drink tea, yes. But as I was saying earlier in 124 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:08,840 my introduction, I'm a maverick. So hey, I'm drinking black 125 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:11,800 coffee. No milk, no spicy strong black 126 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,600 coffee on the TV podcast. Because this is what anarchy is 127 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,520 all about. All right. 128 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,160 Well, I'm very keen to see these guys. 129 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:23,160 I'm expecting big hitters based. So here's the thing. 130 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,560 Right, here's the thing. OK, I just want to want to sort 131 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:31,960 of tamper expectations. But here, let's just put it like 132 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,320 this. Say there's a lot of big fish. 133 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,880 Say there's a lot of big fish. Hope you've caught me a lot of 134 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,480 big fish. In the pond, I'm a fisherman. 135 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,840 I put she and Todd's birthday on on on a rowie end of my hook. 136 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,920 Yeah, I cast it to a lot of of a listers. 137 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,920 Yeah. And I mean, a lot of those fish 138 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,560 just kind of went, I've eaten, you're all right. 139 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:57,920 So I did, I had to take my wand. And is that what they call it? 140 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,760 The fish have? You ever put your deck in the 141 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,720 river lagging? Again, yes, unless you say the 142 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:06,560 lagging is not that fruitful. So I mean, you know, I call 1 143 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,560 fish basically, right? One fish and I'll give you one 144 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,640 guess as to who that fish is and if you guess. 145 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,760 I'm going to be extremely pissed off if it's Aaron Butler. 146 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,000 If it's Aaron Butler, I'm going to be. 147 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:21,080 Pissed off I. Mean, I mean that guy. 148 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,560 First of all, what were you guys talking about for the last 10 149 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,400 minutes from my intro? Because I'm keen to know what 150 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,320 that's about. Dan, you want a bad word about 151 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,240 me since we. Should turn your game down a 152 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,520 little bit. You're popping a lot. 153 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:36,720 Yeah, I am popping fucking. Just be, you know, the way you 154 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,240 always tell me to be a wee bit quieter. 155 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,320 Just be. This is great. 156 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,640 Normally when we do the radio, you can tell them back. 157 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,480 Dave, lower your voice, Dave, talk a bit quieter. 158 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:48,960 And now I'm on your own podcast telling you, and it's pretty. 159 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,960 It's a feeling I have never felt more powerful as to this is just 160 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,400 what I wanted. So just hush hush, little boy. 161 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,960 And they'll call me little boy and. 162 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,600 This is a joy experience. So you had that, Dan had a 163 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,680 pretty big question there that I think you were deflected from. 164 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,520 So, Dan, do you want to? Do that again really about how 165 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:08,600 this podcast came about the way that a surprise birthday podcast 166 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,840 for yourself that I mean, neither me or Dave came up with 167 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:17,400 the idea for whose idea was it? Look, I was thinking of the 168 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:21,640 people because whenever it's, you know, a major star's 169 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,800 birthday, a lot of fans like to celebrate. 170 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,480 In some cases, they even have a national day for that person. 171 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,720 So I don't know if that's something Storm wanted to do. 172 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,600 I'm kind of just starting the ball because everyone probably 173 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,679 thinks I'd be too embarrassed to have this sort of birthday 174 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,640 podcast. So this is my way of letting you 175 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,600 guys know. Like lesson, it's grand. 176 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,440 Dave, what is that? Your phone ring? 177 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:45,040 I don't know what it is is I have like a lot of people in in 178 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,680 a brass band coming in to play some tunes later and I just 179 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,920 accidentally dropped my phone onto the kettlebell. 180 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:54,160 So ignore that. Oh, you got sorry Bell. 181 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,400 Sorry, fucking. Weird flex. 182 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,760 Look, this came about because everybody wanted to put on a 183 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:04,080 birthday podcast for me, so I'm excited. 184 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:10,160 OK, well I guess with that being said, I mean, we should probably 185 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,200 bring on the 1st guest, you know, the the first and only 186 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:17,400 guest to the podcast, the one person who replied positively 187 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,840 and said listen, I want to jump in guys, welcome. 188 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,400 Oh no. No, I. 189 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,800 I. Specified I didn't want Aaron 190 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,360 Butler. To be some of the surprise, all 191 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,720 I'm going to say is he definitely looks like Joe 192 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,600 Exotic's husband with with his teeth fixed like that's not. 193 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,520 There we go. I we're good. 194 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,080 I we're good. Well. 195 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,360 Oh, we've got a lot to, we've got a lot to digest here. 196 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:44,280 I mean, one of them is yes, he looks like the only guy who 197 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,920 break in the Joe Exotic zoo and try it on with Joe. 198 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,000 You know what I mean? Like and say. 199 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:52,200 Like and Joe does use. This guy be outside gaol being 200 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,880 like he didn't do it. So I'll say that first of all. 201 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,000 Secondly, I'm going to say he hate the way he's drinking that 202 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,560 I I there's a lot of despise about his current look. 203 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,480 Thirdly, what I hate is, you know, OK, that picture of me 204 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,640 isn't the best one. That's when I lost so much 205 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,320 weight with Crohn's disease. I nearly died and my lips 206 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,680 swelled up. But by the way, I was in 207 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,120 Tenerife when I took that and I thought that looked really sweet 208 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,520 at the time and I was in a muscle fit ulcer rugby shirt. 209 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,480 So imagine that and fuck you guys. 210 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,520 I mean, what are you doing in that picture? 211 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:20,680 Like what? What? 212 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,960 What are you doing with your lips? 213 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,960 I think I'm. Just getting Botox. 214 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,840 I think I'm just trying not to die. 215 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,480 What had happened is my face had swollen but my lips stayed. 216 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,760 No, my face had like sunken but my lips stayed the same size. 217 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,240 So. My lips actually aren't bigger 218 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,080 than my face face. And head just got small. 219 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,800 Ignore the size of everything in that photo. 220 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,080 Obviously the ears are still cretinously large, but what is 221 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,800 the expression you're doing? And I think I was trying to show 222 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,840 like, hey, it's all good. I think I just come out of 223 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,880 hospital and it was like a relaunch of the of the money 224 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,720 toad and. Yeah. 225 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,600 Looking back on it, do I think I look sweet? 226 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,360 Then no, I don't. But at the time I think I look 227 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,960 pretty good and we've all made mistakes. 228 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,160 And also, Aaron, stop drinking like that please. 229 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,640 Who's drinking? Like what was you talking about? 230 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,840 It's so annoying. It's it's it's so annoying. 231 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,600 I mean, literally, I couldn't wish to spend my birthday with 232 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,000 three other guys that aren't Jews. 233 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,440 You know, I pardon. I despise this. 234 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,000 This is like, this is like whenever you you throw like, you 235 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,120 know, some sort of party and you're waiting for like the cool 236 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,720 guys in the office to arrive and these three guys have shown up 237 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,280 early. You know, you guys were there, 238 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,680 hang on 7:00 and I've organised the party. 239 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,120 He also has that chain because he was doing a sketch and what 240 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,200 happened is he ordered the chain, it quickly wrote a sketch 241 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,800 and now he just continues to wear. 242 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,360 Stop slurping Mr. Is it me? Is it me slurping? 243 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,240 You're slurping and sorry. Guys. 244 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:49,400 When when we're on the tea podcast, the tea podcast, it's 245 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,720 a. Tea with me podcast. 246 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,840 You fucking know what it's? Called the tea guy. 247 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:58,080 Is that some kind of, some kind of of like, I don't know, 248 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,360 foreign tea that you've distilled? 249 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,240 Is that like, is that what you call it here, that you call it 250 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,960 like a like a fresh tea, like a mint tea or like a chamomile or 251 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:05,800 something? What is? 252 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,920 No, he's drink. Tell us about tea. 253 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,200 He's drinking cordial. He's at 100% drinking cordial. 254 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,080 No, no, no, guys. Is this not? 255 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,880 Is this not Cranberry with me? With Shane Todd? 256 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:19,960 Is this not Cranberry with me? Sorry, Wayne Todd. 257 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,640 Sorry. My bad. 258 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,400 Wayne Tude looks like you. You can't spell man. 259 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,280 Oh, you guys are clearly 2 up and coming top writers. 260 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,760 Yeah, yeah, really. You guys really, really good. 261 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,360 Also, I'm pissed off because I didn't know it said Tude. 262 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,560 I thought it was just Wayne thought. 263 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,640 And I'm doubly annoyed that it says Wayne Tude. 264 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,560 And if anybody thinks it's funny, if any fucking zippers 265 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,480 think it's really funny to write on their videos, big fan of 266 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,760 Wayne to it or whatever. Like if anyone starts calling me 267 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,320 that, you 2 are to blame. In fact, you're you're more to 268 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,360 blame than do you know what this is? 269 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,400 Than you're like my mum who's left bad boys from school come 270 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,360 round for a sleepover and I'm not friends with them. 271 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,880 You know what you know what I mean? 272 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,760 Like these are the. They already want to accept the 273 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,880 invitation. It's. 274 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,920 Surprising. And bring on the next guest. 275 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,720 It wouldn't it would have been worse if you had of, you know, 276 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,040 come on. And being like like that, who do 277 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,960 we have? And just you and him, You know, 278 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,280 Kitty would have been an advert contractually obliged to be 279 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,240 there. And obviously us too. 280 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,160 I just ask you and obviously you have your your audience here, 281 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,720 your fans, the suckers. What is it about them? 282 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,240 They're not called the suckers. That no, they are what? 283 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,160 What do you engage with them with in this podcast? 284 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,560 Because I've said it down like I hate you, so don't really 285 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,120 anything more than over and above what I have to do with 286 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,520 you. I don't listen to the podcast, 287 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,440 so why? What is it that you think I 288 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,560 should become a sucker on the tea podcast? 289 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,560 And the first of all, they're not called suckers. 290 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,240 I think it's pretty disrespectful that you would 291 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,520 call them not they're called sippers. 292 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,440 I know just call them that because they they actually 293 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,960 listen to you. So I mean, I assumed there's 294 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,400 something not quite right with them and. 295 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,200 This must be weird for you because being in this room like 296 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,440 your solo podcast kind of does get this amount. 297 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,240 This is like you could do this room and your whole 298 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,720 listenership. Would get that was that was very 299 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,160 good, very, very. Fast there. 300 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,000 Nobody saw that one comment. Did you see a comment? 301 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,480 Did you get? No, It was very quick. 302 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:06,680 Yeah. Well done. 303 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,920 Great. Great question there. 304 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,440 Guys, where is he? Is he, is he in the room? 305 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:21,040 Is he waiting? I think, I think that, you know, 306 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,560 I mean, if we only had to save that for like another 5 minutes, 307 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,800 you know, but they're for that, you know, we'll come back that 308 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,360 when we're announcing the next the next guest. 309 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,400 I wonder who that is? Ray Mears. 310 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,240 Well. Yeah, well, listen, the TV's me 311 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,000 podcast is definitely taken off. Dave, thanks a lot for I know 312 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,840 you are a skipper and I know that you're not one of these 313 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,520 guys who wants to be like a note stepper, but it's time to come 314 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,160 out of that T chest baby and just be a sipper because you 315 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,920 know, we are. I'm not, but I mean, I respect 316 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:55,240 those guys, you know, no way. Sometimes people are ours. 317 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,520 They, they identify certain things and you're like, you 318 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,880 know. You you do. 319 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,520 You and I'll do me, baby, you know I don't disrespect it, but 320 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,880 you do your own thing. That's how I feel with zippers. 321 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:09,200 They're kind of not my cup of tea, but respect to them and. 322 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,040 When are you releasing? When are you releasing your? 323 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,560 Flag Podcast, my Slag podcast, It's it's already released. 324 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,680 It's always. It's gone already, Yeah. 325 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,520 Right, right. Just doing, just doing like a 326 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,560 soft release. I mean, I don't know what that's 327 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,200 that even again, listen, you, I know this is. 328 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,720 Not is it weird you could is it weird you could do a listening 329 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:32,480 party for yours in NSL micro? Yeah, I mean, because this is 330 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,760 the thing it plays over radio, you know? 331 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,040 I mean, you can technically do that. 332 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,000 You're a banter today. I know you've been called Guard. 333 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,600 Let me just say. Let me just say, cut this stuff 334 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,440 out because he's he's bars himself here. 335 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,360 And let me just say. OK, go, let's go. 336 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,800 Let him just say go ahead. This one actually wasn't based 337 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,680 toward you. I was going to say, I don't know 338 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,200 why Aaron Butler's laughing because the guy spending a grand 339 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,800 building the podcast studio and did three of them. 340 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,360 So I don't know what his involvement is in this. 341 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:01,120 Guys, you know, I'm more of a, more of a, I'm trying to think 342 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:07,720 of the term here. Yeah, I'd be more of a podcast 343 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,600 pervert. Like I don't like to have my 344 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,000 own. I'm like the Epstein of 345 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,640 podcasts. I like to just be in the 346 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,880 background, you know, sort of rubbing shoulders, a few guys, 347 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,880 but not quite in the forefront of, you know what I'm saying? 348 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,800 Yeah, I mean, I, I do get that. And and how do you feel coming 349 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,840 on as a guest on this podcast? Do you feel like? 350 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,480 No, Aaron, it's my birthday. So what's what's your favourite 351 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,400 thing about me? I. 352 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,920 Don't know, there's probably a few things. 353 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,680 Maybe it was when we first met that. 354 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:44,840 No second thing. Second thing I would say I I my 355 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,000 favourite thing about you. Second thing about you is that 356 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,120 you have, you have, you've Crohn's disease and I think 357 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,240 you're a great, you're a great ambassador for Crohn's disease. 358 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,160 Like they couldn't better than Someone Like You. 359 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,400 Why do we look like 2 guys in that picture that go to adopt A 360 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,880 kid like in the same sex couple and they don't even let us 361 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,240 through the door and we're pissed off? 362 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,800 Yeah, or just two young offenders, really. 363 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,440 Yeah. I mean you definitely. 364 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,640 Young offenders are fashion. This guy knows. 365 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,880 Right. Genuinely, if he was coming on, 366 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,920 he'd be the biggest name on this on this podcast. 367 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,079 He would be the. Biggest name guest. 368 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:26,839 If he came on and said you fucking love your teases anyway, 369 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:27,280 don't you? You. 370 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,840 Love your birthdays. Happy birthday mate, Evan said. 371 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,200 Evan said. Happy birthday. 372 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,840 Nobody has. So appreciate. 373 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,720 It There you go. There you. 374 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,400 Go I hate, I hate, I hate to break the 4th wall but it's not 375 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,680 actually your birthday until tomorrow. 376 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,320 So I I am very strict. I don't wish people birthday. 377 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,960 You nearly said good birthday. And you know, you know, you said 378 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,840 good birthday. You can ask. 379 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,800 You can actually ask Aaron himself. 380 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,800 I didn't even wish him happy birthday on his birthday. 381 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,960 I waited until the disaster his birthday, albeit I did think his 382 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,120 birthday was on that date but that's near. 383 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,960 Here nor there. Hey, good birthday. 384 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:06,680 Yeah, 31st of December. Good New Year. 385 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,240 Yeah. That's it's fair if that's what 386 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,280 you want to do, you know, you by all means do that man. 387 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,080 And I mean you. You've already organised your 388 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,520 good fries. Well, that doesn't work. 389 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,360 That that does work. So it does work. 390 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,440 That's. Just the way it is so. 391 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,000 I thought you would be nice to me on my birthday. 392 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,720 You're coming on. Clearly you want to roast me or 393 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,600 whatever. I get it. 394 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,520 Like, I get it, you've got sexual frustration or whatever, 395 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,600 but do you not want to be like nice to me? 396 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,000 Like I think it'd be really nice if you just told the listeners 397 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,200 and told us in this room. Like also that's so funny 398 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,240 because it looks like that guy's behind iron and he hasn't 399 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,800 really. Liked yet but Dave. 400 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,840 Maybe you could maybe you could talk about some of the things 401 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,400 you really like about me. I'll just, I'll have to go into 402 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,200 my emails here and check the e-mail you sent me to the list 403 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,480 of the things. All you got nice is like working 404 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,320 together for a couple of months. Surely it's exceeded your 405 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,000 expectations and maybe you want to just talk about him, how 406 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,720 professional I am. Why is Dan in the shadows? 407 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,760 Well. Always in the shadows aren't. 408 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,520 That's where he is. If you want to find him, that's 409 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,560 where you get him. He's just a silhouette. 410 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:10,040 He looks like he's proper crime. Watching it tonight, if there's 411 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,280 anyone here that should be, it's the guy's the cranberry juice 412 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,480 somewhere I guess. Dan, what's your favourite thing 413 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:22,320 about Shane? Yeah, his technical knowledge 414 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:26,920 always a *. Aaron, I brought the green 415 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,040 screen down from upstairs and then I tried to turn it turn it 416 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,600 on and I saved the picture and I was like, oh, the guys are going 417 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,600 to love this now tell me where I'm going wrong because it's. 418 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,840 Working. No man, that's it. 419 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:54,600 Hey nailed it. Here's what you need to do. 420 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,880 You need to use the we colour dropper on virtual background 421 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,280 and select the green behind you see the we colour dropper? 422 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,200 It should be like a wee thing in the right corner the. 423 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,880 Oh yeah. That's where you're going wrong. 424 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,320 You click out that that says. Choose virtual background. 425 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,200 Go up there should be, so hold on when you do. 426 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,960 I'm sure all the listeners are loving this, so I go. 427 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,320 Into settings and virtual background. 428 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,920 No, this is important. Yeah, virtual background and. 429 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,720 Then doesn't, I mean doesn't require. 430 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,280 Is this the sort of content you wanted for this special edition? 431 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,120 This was this. OK, no. 432 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,720 Forget. It. 433 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:30,080 Forget it, Butler. Could you go back a couple of 434 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,240 background images here? Oh, do you want me to? 435 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,040 Do you want me to get that? Let me. 436 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,280 See where this is going? Yeah. 437 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,520 Let me let me guess here. Hold on, is that the one? 438 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:45,640 Yeah, stop there, right. We have another guest and he's 439 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,000 in the waiting room and I just think he's bringing in. 440 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,120 We think that we invite him on in. 441 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,440 Welcome, Chris. How are you? 442 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,240 Well what's awkward about this is you brought in my real best 443 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,920 friend Dave. Go fuck yourself. 444 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,840 This man right here. I refer to him as my Scottish 445 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,400 best friend for a long time, but that was a fucking lie. 446 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,480 He's my international best friend #1. 447 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,640 Guy International. Chris MacArthur Boyd, phenomenal 448 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,320 comedian, great guy, has only good things to say about me. 449 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,520 Absolutely brilliant lad. So I'm delighted you have them 450 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,320 on. Honestly, if I could do Boy Town 451 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,840 with one person, the Boy Town podcast, it'd be this guy right 452 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,880 here. But international restrictions 453 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,400 prevented. Great to see you man Love you. 454 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,520 How's it going, man? Christopher MacArthur Boyd today 455 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,920 we should call it that. Yeah, I tried to do a virtual 456 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,400 background Chris and this haven't, so no. 457 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,520 Why is that? You actually look less like an 458 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:50,560 alien. Well, I mean, I think the 459 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,400 question should be less why is that happened? 460 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,360 And the question should be more how is it possible? 461 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,560 Also the fact that I have a proper green screen behind me. 462 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:00,040 But but you know, it's all good. Chris, are you looking at us or 463 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,400 are you also playing FIFA? Yeah, I'm playing. 464 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,760 We better. We found a bike. 465 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,600 I'll move my. I'll move my. 466 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,480 I really want to look into your eyes. 467 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,960 Sorry if that's but I. Said. 468 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,840 Yeah, Chris, Chris, Dave got extremely jealous whenever you 469 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,160 and I met because I was like, I've met this great guy. 470 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,440 Galway Comedy Festival. You and I went Scott shopping 471 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,520 for scarf. Sorry, I'm just nervous. 472 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,440 If I could say them again. I'm. 473 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,960 Shopping man. We went scarf shopping. 474 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:32,760 Yeah, honestly, like you gave me more in that day than Dave has 475 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,240 in about four years of friendship. 476 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,200 It was moved. We'd definitely be friends for 477 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,880 longer than that. I wouldn't really count that 478 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,800 kind of time, but but but Chris, it's so great to see a great 479 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,240 comedian in this room as well, because I was thinking like, 480 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,640 when is a proper stand up going to arrive for me to chat to? 481 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,320 And oh, it's so good to have you here, man. 482 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,360 So good to have you. Thanks very much, Dave and 483 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,840 Aaron, 2 gigs as well. So how you doing? 484 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,440 Yeah, I'm all right, man. I'm fucking losing my mind over 485 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,400 lockdown and shit. All right, Kate, Dan, take. 486 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,400 Take him out. Take him. 487 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:10,760 I don't want to start. Chris and Dave, do you know each 488 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,600 other? Yes. 489 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,440 We had the Nandos. We went to Nandos together and 490 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,720 then we've kind of just been texting since. 491 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:22,600 So Nah, yeah, this is, this is what we actually were doing a 492 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,880 bit of FaceTime and stuff earlier ourselves, just getting 493 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,640 prepped for it. So. 494 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,640 Dave got Dave got really carried away and the Nando's really 495 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,480 trying to make me laugh because Chris was there and he was 496 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,840 making me laugh. Dave got it. 497 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,280 Dave ordered a full chicken just to put on his deck. 498 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,760 And I was like, man, that's not funny. 499 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,000 Like it's not funny at all. But yeah. 500 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,960 Vagina didn't. You. 501 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,800 I took the chicken and the doggy back. 502 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,160 Down windows for myself esteem though, man, you know when when 503 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,520 when you have two men fighting over your affection. 504 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,800 It's just. Yeah. 505 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,320 Chris, what you say like? Faction. 506 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,400 It sounds quite like that. Maybe it's just a Scottish 507 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,160 accent. The word kind of he is slightly. 508 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,600 Right Chris, what do you like about me the most man? 509 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,000 Let's just talk about some of your favourite moments from are 510 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,640 probably like 6 times that we've met. 511 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,720 You know, I like that time you picked me up at the airport. 512 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,280 He's ever done that for me before. 513 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,800 Carriage you from Belfast City Airport into the city centre in 514 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,080 my arms. Yeah, usually I just get that we 515 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,800 shape butts, but. Not this time my friend. 516 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:32,200 I think I had you in the Passat and I told I told you to sit in 517 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,240 the back in the back corner just so I could show for you and in 518 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,040 the Belfast. But yeah, honestly I've never 519 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,320 had this is this is the best birthday present just having you 520 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,680 on here man, just realising like the fucking good times that we 521 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,160 had. I know that year Aaron and Dave 522 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,520 weren't at the Galway Comedy Festival, but it was great that 523 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,600 you were there and smashed all the gigs you did that remember I 524 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,400 did really badly the last night and then drove home. 525 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,080 But apart from that, it was a good that when the hen do were 526 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,280 in. It was the hen do and the 527 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:08,000 biggest comedy of year and in the in the UK, in Ireland. 528 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,960 Is there any rational? Really, is there any way I can 529 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,520 get that review? Chris. 530 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,760 Yeah, yeah. And John? 531 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,640 No, no, I think it's done. Let's read it. 532 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,480 Let's read it. I'd like. 533 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,800 Yeah, we can read that life, couldn't we? 534 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,520 Done. I'll look it up. 535 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,280 Is it? Yeah, Mr. Brown, I don't. 536 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,120 Think to take choral spell. E-mail. 537 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,640 OK, I'll find that. Spell with Yeah, Chris, Chris, 538 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,920 if you can. Just think you should know, you 539 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,400 should find this. So who else have we got coming 540 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,880 on here? The thing about this is we're, 541 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,120 we're on a, we're on a schedule, but we don't were this, these 542 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,600 were the ones we had to squeeze in. 543 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,120 So everyone else would just. Kind of. 544 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,400 They come and go. They're bohemian, just in and 545 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,960 out. You know, and beautiful man. 546 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,880 That's what it is so. Yeah, well, the thing about 547 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,680 reviews is, you know. I. 548 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,560 Actually, I actually had spent I had such a great day with Chris 549 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,200 that day that I forgot I forgot that I was a stand up and also 550 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,040 he was going on after me. So what I did was decided I 551 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,960 wouldn't have a great set and then just let my man just have a 552 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,920 just have a good run at it basically. 553 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,520 And you ended up having a good show. 554 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:09,120 So just remember also this review, the way he writes it, he 555 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,440 always means the opposite of what he wrote. 556 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,120 It was opposite day. And yeah, yeah. 557 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,880 That day. Yeah. 558 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,960 So by the way, it takes Dave a long time to type because. 559 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,240 He is. No, I've I've actually got. 560 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,200 Her fingers so we. Oh, do you have pleasers Go. 561 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,400 Ahead, Shane Todd's quiet style was a little adrift of the 562 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,520 situation when he remonstrated with the hen party. 563 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,480 When he remonstrated with the hen party, he felt a little bit 564 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,320 like a supply teacher ticking them off, having a despite an 565 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:46,440 attempt to be made and what she was material as drawn from his 566 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,520 life in Northern Ireland is kind of like him himself, lightweight 567 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,640 and even forgettable. That's pretty sly and based on 568 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,600 such major events as trying to order a cup of tea, which is 569 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,560 good for the sake of this podcast. 570 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,240 And let's have a look at this Chris Glasgow's Chris MacArthur. 571 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,040 No man, wrap it up. And a modest conversational 572 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,680 style. But he was the stat deceptive, 573 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,360 more innate. He controlled the room, he was 574 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,800 relaxed and he smashed the dead punch lines. 575 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,720 Wow. I mean, OK, I got to jump in, 576 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,440 right? Now. 577 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,720 On a couple of these points, the supply teacher line, I had done 578 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,160 material about being a supply teacher and secondly, I did try 579 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,120 and be made with the hen do because I went can you guys stop 580 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,960 talking, we can be mates. They said no, it was a disaster 581 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,800 but I was they caught. They were actually calling me 582 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,240 the martyr after that one because I just laid my life down 583 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,480 for my friend and the best comedian in this room, Chris 584 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,920 MacArthur boys. But Chris, I had other good gigs 585 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,640 at that festival, which you can you. 586 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,280 Can you can. You can jump in here anytime on 587 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:51,720 a. Pacquiao. 588 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,880 What about the other gig? The The Pub Crow. 589 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,240 Wasn't the bed, but there was other there's other gigs at the 590 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,320 festival. Where not me. 591 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,600 Searching. Keep searching. 592 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,440 That one in the Pope and the Pope was no, you went there. 593 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,440 That was me. What? 594 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,560 Did you say like I've heard the the the festival one because of 595 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,720 the review, but what was? The pub crawl. 596 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,120 He hasn't told us that one. Was it? 597 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,200 No, he didn't he. Didn't tell you about that. 598 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:25,480 It's kind of like you go pub to pub with a big group of audience 599 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,360 members, but they're really just there to get drunk. 600 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,760 They're not really interested in comedy, but they kind of bring 601 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:35,920 out kind of struggling comedian and they put him in front of. 602 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,120 Yes, yes they do these. Drunk people. 603 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,080 And it's kind of like bear beating. 604 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,680 Yeah, like make a wish I guess. Make a wish type bear beating 605 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,240 yeah. I wish you. 606 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,000 I wish you guys. Would shut the fuck up but at 607 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,360 the same time there was a review from that and if if you guys 608 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,280 don't mind I've I've actually got it up as you can see on 609 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,080 screen there no. Here, but don't need to rain 610 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,880 reviews anymore. Don't worry about move on. 611 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,800 Chris, tell me about this. Sex, it said. 612 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,920 Sexy Nordic looking bastard. She and Todd took to the stage, 613 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,280 absolutely killed a great guy. Said oh, it's this Chris 614 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,520 MacArthur board backstabbing bastard. 615 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,080 Yeah, no, but it was good festival. 616 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,840 Apart from that, it was a good festival and let me down here. 617 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,840 This scarf shopping was brilliant. 618 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,600 Scarf shopping was the best performance I had at that 619 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,080 festival. Because I did get a scarf 620 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,840 philtre out of us. He bought. 621 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,200 He bought one for me. I bought one for him. 622 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:30,960 Oh. No. 623 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:37,720 Shane insisted on doing take 5 minutes in a Primark at the toe 624 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,800 for the women made the toe. It's not called what you call. 625 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,640 It's not pretty much called pennies does something. 626 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,080 Yeah, yeah. But you acted like we were all 627 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,640 going to be the shit out of you if you got that wrong. 628 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,320 We'd be prepared. We'd fully be prepared. 629 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,840 On that side. There's three guys that aren't 630 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:51,680 going to beat you up. It's. 631 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,400 Yeah, US three puts. On his paintings. 632 00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:01,400 Corner, Chris is you don't call for anymore. 633 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,440 Chris is producer Dan in the corner, sort of unnerving you a 634 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,360 bit. Well, it's kind of scary, like 635 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,400 someone sitting in the darkness like. 636 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,800 Yeah. It's kind of like I've been 637 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:19,120 interrogated by three Irishman. It's just like someone with a 638 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,080 light behind them so you can see their face. 639 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,400 It's kind of like come in and touch it. 640 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,000 Well, I mean, often that's what guests that come on this podcast 641 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,520 say the experience of it is like, again, do you, Chris, do 642 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,000 you listen to this podcast? Yeah, he does. 643 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,640 He fucking does. Yeah. 644 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,240 Chris, tell me your favourite episode should. 645 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:45,040 Don't worry, it's going to be the Christmas special. 646 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,160 A Christmas special? Yeah. 647 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,240 We know the gifts. That's right, the gifts. 648 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,760 I like that one too. I like that one too. 649 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,000 It's good. The Halloween. 650 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,280 Episode. Yeah, it was good for that was 651 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,120 good on the podcast launch in February. 652 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,280 Oh, the Valentine's episode was, oh, classic. 653 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,800 That was the one for me where I was just like, this is my new 654 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,400 favourite podcast. Actually, the Jimmy Dolan 655 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,880 episode was pretty good, if you guys, Yeah. 656 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,160 I. Was going to see. 657 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,920 I was good that one. I was good that one. 658 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:19,360 Yeah, it was good. I was going to see, I watched 659 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,600 that Belfast thing that he's in, what's it called the? 660 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,800 Fall. Yeah. 661 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,800 Genuinely thought you were going to say Belfast Blues Me and 662 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,880 Orange web series and we both were like somebody from outside 663 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,080 of our friendship circle watched it and we got excited but that's 664 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,400 fine. That's all good. 665 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,800 Yeah, No. Cheers, Chris. 666 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,800 No, the claim thing. The Fall. 667 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,440 Yeah, and I was going to phone you up and go hear that. 668 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,640 That hurt them. The fact that the fictional 669 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,760 series The Fall. Happened. 670 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,360 Was it based on actually a story? 671 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,200 I was. Yes, we've got the guy it was 672 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,000 based on right there. He's got big silver headphones. 673 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,080 No, but Chris, what we should do is we should you should come 674 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,320 over to Belfast and when it's safe to do so, we'll do like a 675 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,480 tour of Belfast, the fall inspired and I'll just all 676 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,600 locations. And then if it's cold enough and 677 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,720 your neck is a certain temperature, we'll get you a 678 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,280 scarf. We'll get you a scarf. 679 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,680 Yes, I think that. 'D be beautiful, man. 680 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,640 That's so good to see your face. But even even if it's not safe, 681 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,400 still come. Yeah, no. 682 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,400 Well. It could be a renegade. 683 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,840 Just come over and do what you got to do. 684 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,160 Yeah, fuck the government, man. Yeah. 685 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,040 And I mean, let's just say again, I don't know what the 686 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,080 messages are in this podcast. Am I allowed to? 687 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,360 Is this your view? Is this the view of the podcast? 688 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,080 No, it's not the View. No, because we're sponsored by 689 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,960 Stormont and the. DUP but right OK at. 690 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,400 The same time, Chris, what about that time where I said we 691 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,920 should, we should write a sitcom about the ferry, the stand line 692 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,400 on one guy who's always going over. 693 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,280 This is so me, right? It's based on one guy who's 694 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,760 always travelling over to Belfast for work, who was Chris, 695 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,320 and then another guy who's travelling over to Scotland for 696 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,080 work. Me. 697 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,680 And they would chat every day on the way there, on the way back. 698 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,840 And then my man Chris pointed out then they wouldn't be on the 699 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,520 same ferry. And I went, yeah, it's fair. 700 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,720 So, so nothing. But then he's probably thought 701 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,720 that's going to be the plot twist, you know? 702 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,240 I mean, that could be the twist at the end of it. 703 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,960 It could be like an M Night Shyman or they're not even 704 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,000 mates. It's like shutters island, they 705 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 both only exist in each others minds. 706 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,280 Exactly. I then tried to adapt and I was 707 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,440 like no but what if the fairies pass each other and they're 708 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,840 able? They just shout like alright 709 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,720 mate, yes mate, back and forth but the pitch got turned. 710 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,000 BBC were, in their own words, were not interested. 711 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,880 I felt, I felt so bad breaking the news to you that it didn't 712 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,360 make any fucking sense because he was, he was so excited. 713 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,240 Yeah, yeah, I know. I just have to say, Shane, have 714 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:36,440 you felt so far on this episode that maybe you've been like 715 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,800 hounded a bit and maybe bullied and. 716 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,840 I don't think 1 positive things been said about me. 717 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,960 Do you feel as though you need you need like some sort of 718 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,920 fatherly support? Oh Christ. 719 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,440 Do you feel like you maybe need your dad on the podcast? 720 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,560 Let's. Go. 721 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,560 There he is. Do you have your audio on? 722 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,080 I don't know if if Jerry can hear us. 723 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,159 Jerry. I hear my pictures to fuse. 724 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:10,920 Them there we. Go oh wait, connected audio. 725 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,520 Hello, Jerry. Hello, Jerry. 726 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,040 Welcome. Hello, happy birthday son 727 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,719 birthday. My broadcasting father, great to 728 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,520 see. I mean, Jerry, so far no one 729 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,679 said a nice word about me. So really it is great to see you 730 00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:28,199 because I know you only have high praise for me. 731 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,800 I think you've said all the people you've worked with in 732 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,760 your lengthy career, in your distinguished career, I've been 733 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,520 the highlight. I think you said that before if 734 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,320 I'm not misquoting, or maybe it was me that said it. 735 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,239 No, I don't think it was me actually said those particular 736 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,320 words. One of the I think you. 737 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,440 Said one of the. Best. 738 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,800 But Jerry, the guys were just talking about some of some of 739 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,360 their favourite memories of me and maybe some of some of their 740 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,239 favourite qualities. So if you want to jump in, 741 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:55,239 that'll be great. Jerry, if you want to jump in. 742 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,200 So Jerry, any of them, I know there's quite a lot. 743 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,080 You'll probably be processing them and going through the best 744 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,480 ones like soft Border Patrol. That was great. 745 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,720 I mean, you did that. Oh, that was good. 746 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,720 Yes. I thought I started that. 747 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,800 Actually, I thought I took the shine off your performance. 748 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,840 Yeah, you do. Some people have said that. 749 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,680 Yeah, everybody's look all everybody agrees with me. 750 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,760 No, I think it was like belt. I think we're shining equally 751 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,000 me, you and the camera. I think it was just it was just 752 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,800 television gold and Jerry, you know, you, you, you have been 753 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,520 like, yes, you're my broadcasting father and stuff, 754 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,880 but do you want to say something nice about your son? 755 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,280 Like let's not be afraid to be personal. 756 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,560 Like what are some personality traits You you like? 757 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,720 I think you've, you said like my charisma, very charming and 758 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,200 modest. Yeah, it was one as well. 759 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,320 Shane, have you got the right Jerry Kelly? 760 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:47,960 Well. We. 761 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,280 Listen, listen, I can only hope the other Jerry Kelly is going 762 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,640 to bounce in here at some point as well. 763 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,200 And Chris won't get who that is. But Chris, the other Jerry, 764 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,680 Kerry Kelly is a little bit bolder. 765 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,880 Let me just say that. Jerry, can you maybe tell 766 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,520 everybody about your first impressions and me whenever, 767 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,800 whenever we met, met whenever I came on your show and really 768 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,240 Ulster? Is this for live broadcast? 769 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:12,200 Seriously. Dave, Dave, can you sort of 770 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,760 describe to Jerry the platform in which this this is kind of 771 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,320 happening? Yeah, what what it is, is this 772 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:22,000 is this is Shane's podcast that we've kind of just hijacked as 773 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,440 it's his birthday. So I mean, normally it's it's AI 774 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:29,920 want to say it's a propaganda tool that he uses to to put his 775 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,600 thoughts out there. But basically now this is we're 776 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,480 putting an end to fake news, and we're just letting his listeners 777 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,040 hear a wee bit about the real Shane so you can say whatever 778 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,280 you like and just, you know, be open and honest. 779 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,720 Jerry, Just do your thing. So are we the total number of 780 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,040 his listeners? The six of us. 781 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,480 A little disrespectful, Jerry, I think the three of us. 782 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,160 Are going to be on it, so we're not even proper listeners. 783 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,000 I first met Shane what, 3-4 years ago? 784 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,400 Yeah. You're short trousers, you come 785 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,040 into the BBC. Nothing else. 786 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,320 That's about right. The BBC looking to get on the 787 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,280 Kelly's show. You thought I want to get off 788 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,520 and you come in saying, oh, Jerry, it's been my ambition to 789 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,600 see you and I always wanted to play the mugs game this. 790 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,320 Was a OK yes, I said that. I said that yes, I want short 791 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,360 trousers. You were. 792 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,280 You were. Well, you were, in my eyes, 793 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,000 Really, you're only a child and you committed. 794 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,400 You wanted to play. You wanted to play the mugs 795 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,840 game, and that's you ingratiated yourself upon me at that 796 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,920 particular time. And I, and my good nature as I 797 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:35,280 am, let you play the mugs game and let you win, although that's 798 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,320 you. Didn't let me win. 799 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,720 I don't have any more memories of you to tell you the truth. 800 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,800 Oh, Jay, that's weird because I've been on your show about 801 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,280 five times since and we did ATV show together, but. 802 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,400 Hold a minute. Did you say wasn't I good on the 803 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,560 TV show? Yeah. 804 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,120 I think we were both equally good, Jerry. 805 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,720 I think we were both. Jerry was better. 806 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,800 Jerry was better. Who was her? 807 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,080 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Jerry, Jerry, see these, these 808 00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,080 guys here, they're like, unlike you and I have a little bit of 809 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,280 class as broadcasters, as performers. 810 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,120 They're part of this new school of like, you know, comedian type 811 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,080 guys where they're, it's, it's more rude than anything, Jerry. 812 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,280 It's a little bit, it's a little bit tacky the way they get on. 813 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,080 They like to criticise their friends and say nasty things. 814 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,840 And I think you and I have a mutual respect and we only have 815 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,160 good things to say about each other. 816 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,040 Are any of these other ones funny? 817 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,560 No. They, they do stand up. 818 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,000 Yeah, they do stand up. And Jerry, just while I have you 819 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,120 here, I've maybe said to you 10 or 11 times, in fact, anytime 820 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,200 I've been on your show or seen. Yeah, I go, Jerry must get 821 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,200 around to golf sometime. And you always do this thing 822 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,320 where you go, uh huh. And then we haven't played golf. 823 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,080 So is there. Have you heard about, have you 824 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,400 heard something about me that means you wouldn't bring me to 825 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,920 the golf course? I don't know what the problem 826 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,360 is, Jerry. Oh, you live locally to me, 827 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,120 don't you? Really. 828 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,280 Yes, I can be. I could be at your house in. 829 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:51,960 Your garden? Yeah. 830 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,880 Well, unfortunately it's only members only at the moment 831 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,480 because of the this. Was way before was Jerry. 832 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,400 A lot of people actually do refer to she and as a member, so 833 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,800 maybe that would would equate them getting access to. 834 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,280 Yeah, he's a bit of a tool right now, yeah. 835 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,840 I'll be honest, that's kind of just direct, you know what I 836 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:11,160 mean? Like. 837 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,880 It's supposed to be more subtle than that, is it? 838 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,480 Yeah, well, we're saying positive things with jumping in 839 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,000 and saying about maybe, you know, like bright young comedic 840 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,040 talent OR whatever. Because, Jerry, you've 841 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,280 interviewed absolutely everybody, like anyone who's 842 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,320 anyone. And then surely when you 843 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,080 interviewed me, you just saw a little something. 844 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,040 You went that's that's the guy. That's the guy. 845 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,760 So what is that star quality do you think that people like 846 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,760 myself have? And like, you know, you've 847 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,920 interviewed like Desmond Tutu. Did you interview Nelson 848 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,040 Mandela, Jerry? No, I never got to Mandela. 849 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,600 I got to to. We were waiting on him, but we 850 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,480 didn't get him from over there. Desmond Tutu, George Best, I 851 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,280 mean, all these, all these prominent figures, What is it 852 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,800 you saw on me, Jerry? Where you went? 853 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:59,520 That's a *, Jerry. It's just I don't know if 854 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,480 there's a communication issue here, but I don't. 855 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:06,600 Know nothing to tell you the truth, Shane, right? 856 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,120 To be perfectly honest, I, I didn't see much in you, the 857 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,120 producer, the producer of your show at the time forced me to 858 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:17,200 take you on, right? I and I took you on and I can't 859 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,200 remember laughing at anything you said. 860 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,680 I can remember thinking this is a long 8 minutes on the radio 861 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,800 here. Yeah. 862 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,040 Other than that, Shane, I I wish you well though. 863 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,040 Look, I don't get me wrong. It's not like I would like to 864 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,520 see you succeed. Yeah, but it's, it's going to 865 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,320 take a while, as you well know. Well, no, I'm sort of open. 866 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,880 It would be. It would be sooner rather than 867 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,520 rather than later, but. Shane, Shane, do you wanna? 868 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,560 Do you wanna show Jerry you've been working on on your 869 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,880 technology side of things? Do you wanna show my major green 870 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,840 screen work for the sake of this podcast? 871 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,560 So Jerry happens. I tried to have like a 872 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,680 futuristic green screen behind me for this podcast. 873 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,720 And again, This is why I need you to mentor me more because 874 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,640 this wouldn't happen like the Kelly show. 875 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,520 I imagine there was no continuity errors. 876 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,160 I imagine it was just smooth sailing on the technical side of 877 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,200 things. But I tried to have a virtual 878 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,920 background. So, you know, I could make 879 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,120 myself be in the San Francisco Bridge or anything like that. 880 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:16,320 And then it didn't like Go as well as I had hoped. 881 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:16,880 It. Would. 882 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:23,000 But that's you guys here, Terry. Like as you can see Jerry, I 883 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,960 have a working green screen behind me and I tried, I tried 884 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,720 to put like a fun image. But. 885 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:43,520 Don't don't bend over anymore. Oh, very good. 886 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,360 You've never been on the golf course of Jerry. 887 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,000 I'm doing it right now. We're. 888 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:51,040 Live you like that, Jerry? Jerry, he's not a member. 889 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,120 Jerry, he's not a member. No, Jerry. 890 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,960 I'm coming down, He's coming down. 891 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,960 He's not. He's not on the list, Jerry. 892 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,080 I mean, he is on other lists, but he is not on that one. 893 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,840 How do you do that? That's really good look. 894 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,360 You're the Yep that they do. You're killing a Jack. 895 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,560 Do. You know what's worse? 896 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:21,400 He's he's on the actually, actually stop Megan. 897 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,120 I can't get off that. Hold on. 898 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,040 There you go. Jerry, do you know what? 899 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,760 I would really like to get a little bit more serious for a 900 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,720 second. There's a guitar behind you. 901 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,320 I didn't know you actually play guitar. 902 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,120 Is there anything you would like to play me for my bird? 903 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,480 No, I was restringing. There's only 5 strings on it at 904 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,400 the moment. That's fine. 905 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,880 I'm I'm OK with that, Jerry. So whatever you want to play me, 906 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,120 I'm good with. It's totally up to up to you. 907 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,200 You can't. You can't play guitar in five 908 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,920 strings. Jimi Hendrix. 909 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:57,400 Jimi Hendrix once said that whenever he would play and his 910 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,840 string would break, it would just improvise with other 911 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,120 strings. So you could probably come up 912 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,520 with something, Jerry. Jimi Hendrix said. 913 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,440 That Jerry Hendrix. And you're talking to me 914 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,480 straight afterwards, that's going. 915 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,120 For it anyway, Jerry, just anything you want to sing about, 916 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,160 like maybe like. Like all well. 917 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:23,840 You're the best thing or. Listen to that I was re 918 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:30,560 stringing up today. Look at that look. 919 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,120 Jerry, that's beautiful. No one else has serenaded me for 920 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,400 my birthday this year. So honestly, whatever you want 921 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,400 to play me like. Well, I'll tell you, I do have a 922 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,840 party piece. I do have a party piece. 923 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:46,440 And I can if you give me the name, any name at all. 924 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,480 Yeah. Fella or a girl? 925 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,160 I will make a song up about it in at least 5 seconds. 926 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,760 Well, just me, probably Shane Todd. 927 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,960 Shane. You want to use the word Shane. 928 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,120 Yeah. Give me 5 I'll. 929 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,760 Give you 5, I'll give you 6. There you go. 930 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,800 OK. OK. 931 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,960 Very excited for this. This is what I wanted my whole 932 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,560 birthday. At least someone's making a 933 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,200 little bit of an effort. Jerry Kelly with an original 934 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,520 song about the birthday boy. Take it away, Jerry. 935 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:22,840 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. 936 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,960 Happy birthday. Join me in Join in. 937 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:32,040 Happy happy birthday. Happy. 938 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,640 Birthday. What is your? 939 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,600 Oh sorry, she can stop. We had shamed. 940 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,680 There. You go. 941 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,840 Yeah, I think, well, thanks a lot Jerry, but I think 942 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,680 disrespectful across the board from from everybody in here. 943 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,400 You know it's done with love. Shame. 944 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,080 Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know that. 945 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,280 I mean, it's not received with love, you know, received a 946 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,680 little bit of hate, I'll be honest. 947 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,640 But but yeah, no, honestly, if there was, if there was five 948 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,920 guys I could spend my birthday with, it would not be you love. 949 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,120 Like definitely, definitely, definitely not. 950 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,520 Who would it be? They would be well my favourite 951 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:16,360 actually my favourite Scottish comedian Ray Bradshaw. 952 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:22,480 Ray Bradshaw, my 2 favourite local comedians, Colin Gettis 953 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,600 and and Mickey Bartlett on a serious one like I think the the 954 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,960 premier broadcaster in these parts Hugo you know. 955 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:37,000 So if if we can't get them, you guys will do as as replacements. 956 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,200 It's fair. But. 957 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,480 Yeah. I mean, I think you get the 958 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,240 also, Jerry, a lot of people very surprised that I am this 959 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,640 age. You know, you probably think I'm 960 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,040 still a young, young whippersnapper going about the 961 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:53,240 place, but 30? 23232, yeah. 962 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,600 Yeah. What were you doing for the 1st 963 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,800 31 years of your life? Because it's only recently. 964 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,200 He's the young offenders. Sherry's in the young offenders. 965 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,280 No, no, I was in a young offender centre. 966 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,640 But. But yeah, I mean, this is there 967 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,720 is an element that nastiness here which I didn't want. 968 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,680 What, Dave, were you about to? Dave's gone. 969 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,240 Dave got fed up. Sorry I. 970 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,240 Was realising I was sort of fading in the darkness like that 971 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,440 and it looks. Creepy. 972 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,880 It's very creepy. To just be staring at a lot of 973 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,520 guys through a computer screen in darkness. 974 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:31,800 So I thought it would had a wee bit of lighting and you can you 975 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,320 can see me for the beauty that I am Jerry. 976 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,160 So I thought I would. Absolutely. 977 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,240 You were the 1 I always wanted to meet actually, because I do 978 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:39,880 recognise the power behind the throne. 979 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,920 Jerry, Jerry, maybe you do. Please do not refer to him as 980 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,480 the power behind the throne. He will run with that for miles, 981 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,440 please. This is, this is what it is. 982 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,320 Because you know he's made you. Whatever you are, he's made. 983 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,240 You. Very true. 984 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:58,200 My next poster, The Power behind the Throne, and I think I'm 985 00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,960 actually a T-shirt made. Let's have that on. 986 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,640 He's not that's behind the he's not the part behind the throne. 987 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,640 He's the piss behind the wall. That's what he. 988 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,200 Is. I'm Cummings and you're Boris. 989 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,080 That's what we are together. You can't. 990 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,600 What are you going to do for your birthday? 991 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,440 Like what have you done or what are you going to do week of it 992 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,480 or what? Yeah, I mean, I think we'll turn 993 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,160 it into like a week long thing. But I know Jerry, I'm just 994 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,160 keeping it low key, just keeping it low key with very, very close 995 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,440 friends. So Rory McIlroy, Jimmy Dornan, 996 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,480 couple of Jimmy Nez, but a couple of like just very close 997 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,880 pals are, are coming round for a bit of a social distance 998 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,920 gathering in the in the garden, which should be should be a bit 999 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,400 of fun. But but no, I mean, be honest, 1000 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,800 Jerry. I expect a presence. 1001 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,440 Dave is someone who we all have that, that friend Jerry who goes 1002 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,840 all your presents on its way, you know, And he's done that 1003 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:53,160 like every year for the past 5-6 years, which is a bit rude. 1004 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,400 But no, I'm just, unfortunately, I'm just hanging out with you 1005 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,920 guys. Yeah, well, Dave did say no to 1006 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,520 the presence. Yeah. 1007 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,080 Jerry, you're not supposed to tell him that. 1008 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,240 That was only just private. Oh. 1009 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,840 Sorry, I thought, I thought this was a request from Shane himself 1010 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,000 that he didn't want president, he didn't want to fuss me and. 1011 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:13,600 Jerry, you have been involved in TV for how many? 1012 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,560 You said we talked about in self boredom. 1013 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,360 So 40 more than 40 years. Yeah, since 1979. 1014 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,800 How many years is that? Quite a lot and. 1015 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,600 You were born. No, I was born in. 1016 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,680 Yep, Yep, it is No 79. Yep, I've been feeling the head. 1017 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:35,160 But Jerry, me, me, Chris, Dave and Iron like 4 young 1018 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,880 performers. Yeah, if, if, if, if you were, 1019 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,440 if you were a commissioner and, and you were going to give us a 1020 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,400 show and you were like, because we are the new you. 1021 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,680 We're the new wave of, of comedy talent. 1022 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,840 What would you, what sort of show could you see us being in? 1023 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,200 Like using your experience, what would you like to see the four 1024 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,520 of us getting up to well. It wouldn't be a comedy show 1025 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,040 question. I have to. 1026 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,400 I have to think about that. Have a look at the four of you. 1027 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,840 Let me see the four of you. Just, you know, well, you know, 1028 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:12,880 you would have Mick Jagger up front, but you could, you could, 1029 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,800 you could make something I'm I'm sure. 1030 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,960 You see, sadly, you know, to put a bit of sincerity end of this. 1031 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:26,600 No, no. As you were. 1032 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:33,160 The same. Hi, Jack. 1033 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,800 Good to see. You. 1034 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,600 Hello. You see, unfortunately for you 1035 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,200 guys, and I do feel a little bit sorry for you guys, there's no 1036 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,480 vehicle on television or radio for you guys nowadays, which I 1037 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,720 think is an absolute disgrace in Northern Ireland. 1038 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,040 Do you? Think that's always been the way 1039 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,400 of it or do you think? Immoral. 1040 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,280 It wasn't, if you think, if you The Kelly Show. 1041 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,400 The Kelly Show went on for 18 years. 1042 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,960 John Daly did a show. Patty Keatley did a show on the 1043 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,040 BBC. There's nothing like that now, 1044 00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,840 and there's no there's no stage for you guys anymore, except the 1045 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,360 comedy circuit. I just. 1046 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,080 Risk. You go to the Ulster Hall or 1047 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,720 whatever at your own expense, virtually. 1048 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,160 Or not. I just want to say, oh, Jerry 1049 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,120 Chen has been in quite a lot of television shows but just hasn't 1050 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,880 seemed to connect to the audience for some reason. 1051 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,560 It's just something missing 1. Well, I dislike. 1052 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,480 There's a dislike. I saw him up close on Border 1053 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,040 Patrol and I can understand why. I think he had to be hand fed 1054 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,520 every word he heard. He knew a word, never learned 1055 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,440 the script. Yeah, that's that's a shame. 1056 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,480 We had to do it about 10 times to get it right because of shame 1057 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,960 and there was me walked in, had it like that. 1058 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,200 Jerry, did we have to do it 10 times for that or because you 1059 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,800 were aggressively smashing cups? Even though that was part of the 1060 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,760 scene, Jerry massively lost a run of himself and nearly 1061 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,440 blinded me at one point. And maybe professional I am. 1062 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,960 So don't worry about it, Jerry, it's all right as blood oozed 1063 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:56,040 from the corner of my eye. Anyway, you guys should you guys 1064 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,240 should have a little petition up to get something back on 1065 00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:00,600 television. We'll give you a vehicle to see 1066 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,080 your talents. I would love that. 1067 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:07,000 The other three, should you just you just continue with what 1068 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,840 you're doing? Come and play golf with me, 1069 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,160 shit. I don't think I'm ready to just, 1070 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,280 you know, take it easy and play golf, Jerry. 1071 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,560 I'm in my I'm in my peak. I'm in my prime. 1072 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:18,400 I'm ready to get out there and keep making quality programming 1073 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,960 like I have been doing up until now. 1074 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:27,800 OK, good for you. Jerry. 1075 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,200 Tell me this, Chair, do you know the way you're saying? 1076 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,400 Like they don't have those programmes anymore, Why do they 1077 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,600 stop doing them? A very good question. 1078 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,920 I don't know why. Is it like a budget thing? 1079 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,920 It's not because like chat shows and so on aren't the most 1080 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,200 expensive form of light entertainment. 1081 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,360 I still think, you know, it's tough on. 1082 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,360 It's not just comedians, young singers, groups, all the rest. 1083 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,040 There's no vehicle left for them on local television. 1084 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,200 And as much as I love radio, and as much as radio was excellent, 1085 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,960 one performance on television will do outweigh 10 performances 1086 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,400 on radio, you know? Would your advice to ask Jerry B 1087 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,440 to just continue making our own stuff like we do, you know, for 1088 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,640 our own channels and, and that kind of thing? 1089 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,080 Yeah, I know there's a whole new world out there of of all the 1090 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,680 social media, but it doesn't bring you to the masses the way 1091 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,920 television can still can. My advice would be emigrate. 1092 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,360 And, and where, where would you recommend some of us, where 1093 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,920 would you say Shane should go, where he immigrates? 1094 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,480 Isle of Man, for shame. Why, You'd be a bit homesick, 1095 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,840 wouldn't you? You could nip across quite 1096 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,240 quickly, you know. You're married now, aren't you? 1097 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,160 Yeah, yeah. You'd have to come back and see 1098 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,640 the wife every now and then, so like. 1099 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:44,960 It's a husband. It's a husband. 1100 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,680 I think she, I think she'd be happy enough if I lived in the 1101 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,480 Isle. Of man, I think. 1102 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,400 I think that would suit her. I think it would absolutely suit 1103 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,200 her him. Suit him. 1104 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,400 Yep, are. You sure it's a him? 1105 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,560 Yeah. Yeah. 1106 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,960 It's me did. I did I also hear that there is 1107 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:01,040 there Is there a baby on the way? 1108 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,520 Yep. Yep. 1109 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,040 Yep, there is. Jerry, are you going to? 1110 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:08,040 Be a little Todd. Very, very soon. 1111 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,440 I'm, I'm trying to, I'm trying to think, I'm taking your advice 1112 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:12,760 and I'm trying to think in TV ways. 1113 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,000 And I'm going to say it's going to be released very, very soon, 1114 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,640 coming to a prom near you very, very soon. 1115 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:22,440 Well, maybe it would not be something you could. 1116 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:26,240 You could pitch like a reality show, just you may be taking on 1117 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,880 the role of the midwife and delivering your own child. 1118 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,920 I think that'll be something people may pay to see Chris. 1119 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,200 Do you want to jump in the toddler? 1120 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,240 Toddler. That's good. 1121 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:41,320 Toddler, I can see you go far, Chris. 1122 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,760 Yeah. Don't need to start. 1123 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,040 You don't need to start begging up Chris. 1124 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,240 You don't know Chris. Jerry, come on. 1125 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,520 Chris. Thanks, Jerry. 1126 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,720 Go back. The wolf's better up here, 1127 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,160 whatever that is. He does game and Jerry's in the 1128 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:58,920 like this computer game thing. Chris is 12. 1129 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,000 Jerry is what you need. Another Chris. 1130 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,080 I'm a 27 year old man. Really. 1131 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,600 Really. I. 1132 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,600 Jerry Chris is Dave's son, Chris. 1133 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,720 Chris is what? Chris is Daves eldest son. 1134 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,920 Really. Dad said they had a showbiz 1135 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:29,320 opportunity for me. Come in, don't show me up in 1136 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,000 front the day we'll put you at opposite ends of the stream and 1137 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,240 just you behave. The powers above you. 1138 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:37,280 The powers above you. The power behind the throne. 1139 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:42,600 No, Jerry, don't call him that, but Jerry, we you talked about 1140 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,040 letting me play the mugs game back in the day and whenever I 1141 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,480 and you got to hand it to the kid, whenever I won the mugs, 1142 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,120 whenever I won the mug fair and square, which you know what 1143 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,680 happened. I gave you a mug. 1144 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,720 You presented me with a mug and that is honestly like I'm not, 1145 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:59,160 I'm not into like possessions, which I mean I am, I don't know. 1146 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,680 I said that I don't have much like I don't. 1147 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,520 If I was, say, I had to flee the country, Jerry, I wouldn't bring 1148 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,280 much stuff with me. I mean, probably my family, to 1149 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,720 be fair. But what I'm saying is I'm not 1150 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,000 sentimental. But my Kelly Show mug is a very 1151 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,040 treasured possession and I've never drank out of it because I 1152 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,880 don't want to ruin it. So it sets up on a little thing. 1153 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,600 He's actually paid to have it boxed in a frame and it sits on 1154 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,840 his mantelpiece, and he actually has, like, a magnifying glass to 1155 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,680 make it even bigger. So yeah, I don't want to say 1156 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:32,160 this on his birthday podcast, effectively as your stalker, 1157 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,240 Jerry. And yeah, it's awkward. 1158 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:36,320 Well. I had my suspicions, to be fair. 1159 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,800 Yeah, I did have my suspicions. And what was it that made you 1160 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,320 think this guy's a little bit weird in the 1st? 1161 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,560 Place Probably the short trousers. 1162 00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:45,800 He keeps talking about that I was wearing. 1163 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,720 Jerry, I don't own short trousers. 1164 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,280 I went to Hollywood about 32 years ago. 1165 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,400 And nine months, 32 years and nine months in the. 1166 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,720 In that time, how do we drink in a bar there? 1167 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,080 So maybe that's for this. And then deal. 1168 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,840 With you and I come from have together. 1169 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,640 Yeah, it would explain a lot. It would explain. 1170 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,480 A lot. It would explain my feelings 1171 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,080 towards you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1172 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:19,560 Hatred. I wonder, I wonder, I wonder. 1173 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,400 Oh, this was a this was a nice birthday surprise, Joe, you were 1174 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,080 the only nice birthday surprise here. 1175 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:29,480 Honestly, the rest of the guys take or leave them, but it's 1176 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,920 been it's. Been and Jerry, if you just 1177 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:34,120 invoiced me for that cost, we agreed for you to come on and do 1178 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,080 this. It'll be it'll be first post. 1179 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,280 Yeah. You think you have to photograph 1180 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,880 a Jackie Fuller? Now put me back up again. 1181 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:48,120 Sure thing, boss. I see there, I'm on the golf 1182 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:51,040 course. That's the that's the 11th of 1183 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,440 the golf course. I'll never say it, probably, but 1184 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,360 I keep asking. Yeah, as a birthday present to 1185 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,800 you, you're invited to come to our glass. 1186 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:01,600 Yes, Jerry. Anytime, anytime. 1187 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,120 Next. Year the first mongers couple 1188 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,480 of. Great, Jerry. 1189 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,080 I will genuinely look forward to that. 1190 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,600 That'll be my birthday present to. 1191 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:09,200 You. It'll ruin that if you invite 1192 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,600 anybody else in this room. But please let it just be me and 1193 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,880 you, father and son. Well, I'll tell Rory not to 1194 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,680 bother them. Well, no, no, tell us. 1195 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,160 Still tell him to come. No, definitely. 1196 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:22,000 Yeah, just like Jimmy. Can I just say about Rory? 1197 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,640 I did send. You a message I. 1198 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,400 Tell you what, I had a son, had some goatee. 1199 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,000 Jerry. Jerry. 1200 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:32,240 Where did you get it? Can I just say? 1201 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,040 Something. Like Dave, you look a weeds. 1202 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,440 I say you're talking about going to Hollywood. 1203 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:42,840 Yes, pardon. Is that is that new? 1204 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:46,280 Jerry. That's me right about. 1205 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:52,040 I think it was about 32 there. Jerry, Jerry, you look like a 1206 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,680 lion there. Yeah, I see. 1207 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,440 I see people used to think that I look like Billy Connolly. 1208 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,000 So we we'd touch of it. It's actually the corner like 1209 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,120 you've got. Hair and a beer. 1210 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,400 I. Think I was rather attractive as 1211 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,360 a young man? You don't think so? 1212 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,160 Definitely more attractive for you very much, but maybe not 1213 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:18,080 Billy Connolly. Was anybody asking you? 1214 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:25,120 Sorry, Dan. He's no longer the power behind 1215 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:28,200 the throne, no. Dan, can you take Jerry out of 1216 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:34,840 this, call you from the power? Dan of Stephon Dan the beaten 1217 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,760 standards is nearly over. We finished here because these 1218 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,920 standards is just foundation that at least something's worth 1219 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:46,040 watching on television. Any chance of getting a spot 1220 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,720 back on the border? Soft Border Patrol? 1221 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,840 Shame. Right, Jerry, I'm asking them 1222 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:53,960 the same question. And they are. 1223 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,720 There they are. It's the boys. 1224 00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:00,480 There we are there. The dynamic duo themselves. 1225 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,480 Jerry, do you know how you know that that was a good scene? 1226 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,960 Because the crew were cracking up during it and they get so 1227 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,640 they get so like numb to just sitting through 12 hour days of 1228 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,000 all this kind of thing. But the crew really enjoyed that 1229 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,720 one. That's what you told me, isn't? 1230 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,160 That photo, it looks like you are like the trusty owner of 1231 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,280 like some kind of like table warehouse and chains just your 1232 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,560 employee of the month and you're like bringing them under your 1233 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,800 wing to be you. My my friend would sell live 1234 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,960 edge tables. Try it again. 1235 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,560 I don't listen. See this Just pure whiskey. 1236 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,480 I've been on it all night and I'm trying to hold myself 1237 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,760 together, but I was just so nervous with Jerry coming on 1238 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,960 that I had the self medicate. Are you boys all taking the 1239 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,200 Mickey out of me? Am I just here? 1240 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,600 It's not broadcast. I get the feeling that, you 1241 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,920 know, you're sort of laughing and sniggering up your sleeves 1242 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,560 at this side, fella. Can you see us, Jerry? 1243 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:50,960 We're not. We're not. 1244 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,560 Oh, I hold on, Jerry, are you in gallery mode? 1245 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,400 Yeah, I can see a lot of you. Oh, you can see a lot of us. 1246 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,080 Yes, yes, that's good. I'm sitting up there. 1247 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,240 He looks like something out of the darkness. 1248 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,160 The Band. Look. 1249 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,320 At Justin. Fuck it. 1250 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,440 Jerry, how are you? Dan's come a long way, too. 1251 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,080 Hasn't. He, he is. 1252 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,600 He is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1253 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,440 Monkey hands. Monkey. 1254 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,240 I don't even know if I don't even know if monkeys have long 1255 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,840 hands or fingers, but it felt that it felt, it felt kind of. 1256 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:31,520 Apartment what was that we facial expression for their 1257 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,160 Shane did you realise about your fingers in the middle of that or 1258 01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,880 what kind of went on. So disrespectful. 1259 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,720 So disrespectful. Jerry. 1260 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,000 Is this a radio programme? Yeah. 1261 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,840 It's podcast. Podcast. 1262 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,080 Podcast with the finest podcast in the land, Jerry my tea with 1263 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,080 me podcast, which I will separately ask you to be a guest 1264 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,120 on. So just respect the broadcaster, 1265 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:58,760 respect the broadcaster. We can chat because honestly. 1266 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,800 Yeah, I know, Jerry. You're right. 1267 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:09,240 But but Jerry, Jerry, I just did you. 1268 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,520 Where did you get my number? He's just texted me there to say 1269 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,320 that it's time for him to go because he hates us. 1270 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,240 Is that what do you mean not to come to me, Jerry? 1271 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,640 Or is that? Said that the wrong number I. 1272 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,240 Always said you, I said to Dan, actually. 1273 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,800 Well, he must have gone to Dave and Dan, but as the as the host 1274 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,720 of what will be the most successful episode of this 1275 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,480 podcast, I just want to say thank you very much for coming 1276 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:36,440 on and giving us your time and sharing some some great gossip 1277 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,800 on Shane, which I didn't know about them. 1278 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,120 So we can now take that to Bullium for the rest of the 1279 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:41,760 episode. So. 1280 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,120 And they will. Yes. 1281 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,400 So thank you very much, Jerry and. 1282 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,080 It's been it's been your pleasure. 1283 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:52,160 And before I go, Jen, Shane, I do think you've got something. 1284 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,480 Yes. Goodnight. 1285 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,000 God bless. God Bless America. 1286 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,960 Goodnight everybody. Jerry, appreciate it. 1287 01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,640 Thank you. Very much, Jerry. 1288 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,680 Good to see you, Jerry. Happy birthday, Shane. 1289 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:06,680 Thank you very much, Jerry. I think I'll hike. 1290 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,440 I think whoever took Jerry out of the room, like sentence, is 1291 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,800 never going to work in the industry. 1292 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:20,440 Again. Yeah. 1293 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,840 That might be me, yeah. I think I'll hang up. 1294 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,640 OK, OK. Couple couple of things like 1295 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:31,000 that #1 Jerry is one of my genuinely like one of my 1296 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,400 broadcasting heroes. Never missed a Kelly show when I 1297 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,760 was younger. Love, Jerry. 1298 01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,040 Hold on, what was your favourite episode? 1299 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,160 With Macro episode where he's chipping them in their washing 1300 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,200 machine. I genuinely used to watch the 1301 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,480 two shows I watched at the weekend with the Kelly Show and 1302 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,280 get my headpiece right whenever I was a kid. 1303 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:49,480 But Jerry, I think the first time I met Jerry and I was like, 1304 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,000 Jerry, I'm such a big fan. I mean love to. 1305 01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,200 I think Jerry thought I was joking and it took me a long 1306 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,360 time to convince him no, I genuinely just think you're 1307 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,000 class Jerry. And it's funny that he thought 1308 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,440 we were just like being silly and maybe like taking the piss. 1309 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,800 But then he'll realise that this is just what silly boys do in 1310 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,120 podcasts. It is just silly. 1311 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,800 Boys, I mean, I wish, I wish I'd have thought of that before we 1312 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,600 had got him on. I could have said to him when I 1313 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,520 was trying to pitch what exactly this was. 1314 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:17,400 Hey Jerry, It's just silly boys doing silly things with each 1315 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,280 other. I don't know if you would have 1316 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:22,600 been as keen to get on, but I told him it was the ray of 1317 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,080 lockdown and we're going to be playing some gala for him. 1318 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,960 But he was just like, yeah, all for it, but not just a regular 1319 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,400 podcast. But that was to apologise to him 1320 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:31,920 after this because he thinks we're. 1321 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,800 That was fun, Chris. Jerry Kelly's like the Terry 1322 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:38,400 Rogan of of Northern Ireland. Basically, I know Terry Rogan 1323 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,760 is, you know. Terry Rogan's from down South. 1324 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,440 I mean, I don't want to get political, but I just. 1325 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,200 It's an island. He's from the island. 1326 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:52,280 Chris, be careful, OK, Because. I don't know when, I don't know 1327 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,920 when. I just know rages of Celtic that 1328 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,920 set but who? Do you support? 1329 01:03:55,920 --> 01:04:02,960 Chris, do you support Aberdeen fan see in Belfast back in the 1330 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,840 day that's still got your smack because the question. 1331 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,200 You support. You support product vessel. 1332 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,280 How funny was Jerry Jesus? He was killing it, man, do. 1333 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,760 You know what the funniest thing is? 1334 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:21,560 Like we have a tendency to like get hyper and get giddy and like 1335 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,360 you're when you're at a gig, you're like change it up and you 1336 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,920 try and do different things. Whereas Jerry, Jerry just sits 1337 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:31,800 back and conserve, conserves his put downs and just plays them 1338 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,200 perfect. Just a not like smooth tone. 1339 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:38,400 He's he's he's a Don like, yeah, very. 1340 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:42,080 Fun and how have you felt they're riding on this podcast 1341 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:47,480 just how have you felt it's been coming in and experienced in 1342 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:51,920 this ride with us I. Mean I wonder why it's taking so 1343 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,720 long to be asked to be involved but quest? 1344 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,280 I'll get Quest. I'll get you on. 1345 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,720 I'll get you on, man. I'm on it. 1346 01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,360 Just now you can't say I'll get you on. 1347 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,240 For a one-on-one. Promised me that you'll get me 1348 01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,320 on your podcast when I'm already on your podcast. 1349 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:08,760 It doesn't make any sense. It's so Todd. 1350 01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:10,400 Man, we'll get, we'll get you on. 1351 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,760 You're going to be on. You'll be involved in a 1352 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:17,640 Zoomcast. Should we keep this gravy tree 1353 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,080 and rolling? Yeah. 1354 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,400 We have the final guest of the night. 1355 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,840 Let's just say she and are you a big fan of, I don't know, music? 1356 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,560 Yeah. Do you like, let's just say a 1357 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:35,400 certain guy like Justin Bieber? Yeah, is it Bieber? 1358 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,840 Hey, Dan, bring him in. I was like, baby. 1359 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,520 This guy like him there? You go. 1360 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,240 Yeah. Right. 1361 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,320 We've had any guests we've had on so far has been. 1362 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:54,280 Rude. Disrespectful and just and just 1363 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,520 plain right cheeky to me, to me on my birthday. 1364 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,200 If there, if there is what like because I've had, I've had Aaron 1365 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,400 on my podcast. Dave and Dave and Chris will do 1366 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,440 it at some point, even though they are on it now, but they're 1367 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,880 not been like full guests. I'm. 1368 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:12,200 Hosted by the way, just. I know that you will just give 1369 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,120 me the respect. I know like you'll, you'll tell 1370 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,280 me a couple nice things you like about maybe some of your 1371 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,680 favourite things. I don't, I don't want to put 1372 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:20,240 words. You know what? 1373 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,920 But like, yeah, let's man, let's just what are you? 1374 01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,280 What are your favourite things about me? 1375 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,080 Favourite things like I remember when I was about 9 and you were 1376 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:35,400 Mike McGoldrick. That was a fun sign for 1377 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,480 everybody and say, you know, that's I think that's, you know, 1378 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,800 when you when you said you're going to flood Hollywood, I was 1379 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,160 initially excited and then I realised it was for for the, for 1380 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,800 the good of Hollywood. But I'm. 1381 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,640 Criticising my hometown as well. I did. 1382 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,920 I did a nice thing about 30 seconds ago. 1383 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,800 I think I might have written you a birthday song. 1384 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,440 Whoa. Can you, can you kick him out of 1385 01:06:55,440 --> 01:07:00,480 this call, Dave? If people want to be nice, they 1386 01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,600 can be nice. You won't understand this 1387 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:06,600 because Colin basically like Dave is like he's in the comedy 1388 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,680 world. You know, I cross platforms, you 1389 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:12,520 know, you'll you'll know me. Like if you've seen any like the 1390 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:15,840 MC BS or stuff I do whatever, which is just a joke because 1391 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:20,600 because like I can't rap obviously, even though some of 1392 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,080 it's good. But but like, yes, musician, the 1393 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:27,000 musician if there if you want me to jump in on this as well, like 1394 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,400 let me know where you want to. There's a sort of rap you can 1395 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,080 throw away about halfway through I think that would be amazing. 1396 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,120 In fact, you know what? I'm just going to sit back for 1397 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,160 this one. Can I just? 1398 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,320 Say this Sunday World are very keen for you to be the next 1399 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:42,200 rapper rapper in the in the in Northern Ireland, so it's good. 1400 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:46,640 On this just as soon as you came in there JC Shane just jumped on 1401 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,640 you to try and get you to say something nice because everybody 1402 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,800 has basically been being truthful. 1403 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,560 This has been like the Ruth Porter and here was just all 1404 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,480 getting things off her chest. It's been lovely. 1405 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,880 It's been it's been really good and Shane didn't even have the 1406 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:04,160 manners to introduce you. So I mean, would you like to 1407 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,760 take away a moment and explain obviously singer-songwriter, 1408 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:12,040 beautiful guy and what, how much did did she pay you to be his 1409 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,840 friend and, and what, you know, I did just meet. 1410 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,399 We met through just like incessant Instagram DMA. 1411 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:23,200 I think I would come. Up did he start that was it 1412 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,720 would it have been something he. Said no. 1413 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,800 To be fair, when I was about 15 I started. 1414 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:30,640 Remember being honest, he. Don't get replied to a 15 year 1415 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,640 old boy like no, you know. He does that he. 1416 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,680 Does. That first of all. 1417 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,319 First of all, it's disrespectful to come on. 1418 01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:41,479 So you remember the Mike Mcgold of videos when you were nine? 1419 01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:46,479 Because I'm 32, I'm 32 and I'm starting to feel 52 just like 1420 01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,000 that. And let's also nip in the bud. 1421 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,200 I don't know whether it's nip in the bud or nip in the bud, but 1422 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,840 let's do both to the to the suggestion. 1423 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,720 And that's weird because yeah, you said you're 15. 1424 01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:57,840 I'm talking about nipping your bed. 1425 01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,760 But that's kind of, let's kind of put that to bed. 1426 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,200 I mean, shit, let's not. But no, let's not put any 15 1427 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,000 year old the bed. Let's just, let's just kill the 1428 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,040 rumour. Here she. 1429 01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:10,840 That I was messaging A50, I mean, I think. 1430 01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,880 He was taking a hole. I mean, what I would say she and 1431 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,960 I as your friend, it's maybe 16 maybe. 1432 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:17,960 Yeah, stop. Just. 1433 01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:21,120 Stop. Sometimes I get contacted by 1434 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:25,000 kind of younger fans and I just don't reply to them. 1435 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,960 No, I didn't. I basically I sent them a 1436 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:33,040 message being like enjoyed the new single and I'm not don't 1437 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:38,960 describe me as a younger fan because is I think you had a you 1438 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,800 had you had you had one of your first singles out. 1439 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,479 I think I was doing a radio with the radio show at the time, 1440 01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,680 getting a little bit Foster, and I was like, what? 1441 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:48,880 Was the show you were doing. It was time. 1442 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,319 I didn't know you were like, I didn't know you discovered 1443 01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:53,479 musicians. I just thought I this isn't 1444 01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:55,240 something I'm finding out about you. 1445 01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,520 It's great. So this what was this? 1446 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,400 We did bomb into each other at the Snow Patrol gig that you and 1447 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,160 I, Dave, were we did at Water Park. 1448 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,880 And I was beyond blocked. Beyond, yeah. 1449 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:06,200 But no, exactly, you had a full conversation with my dad and he 1450 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:07,840 still talks about it. And I don't think you better 1451 01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,720 have my dad and. Did you have to have? 1452 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,360 Do you have to have your dad there so you could speak with 1453 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:14,320 Jane just. To make sure you. 1454 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:16,480 Were saying it was a strap around situation. 1455 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:20,960 Yeah, good. Nice, So. 1456 01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,240 And do you remember the contents of that conversation shade? 1457 01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,240 I've been advised not to speak about it. 1458 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,440 Yeah. So you know. 1459 01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,400 It always does. I think we were talking about 1460 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:36,600 just the music, the biz in general, Like probably chatting 1461 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:41,720 about like record labels and fuck publishers and the usual 1462 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:47,760 chords and fucking the chords, loop pedals and all and all that 1463 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,880 kind of thing. But yeah, if you know, if you 1464 01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,960 have a song you want to you want to throw out, well. 1465 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,320 See, I feel, I feel like it's the wrong tone now because 1466 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,120 actually it was quite, I think it was quite a nice song. 1467 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,360 I was just jamming. I only have the first line, so 1468 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,320 everything else is going to be completely made-up on the spot. 1469 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:02,920 Oh yeah? Well, I'm OK with that. 1470 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,360 Like Shane said. Well. 1471 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:11,760 No, no, play the song I mean. I'm going to have to change the 1472 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,640 lyrics in my head now, I think, because I think the tone has 1473 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,440 changed of what we're talking about. 1474 01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:17,160 He was, he was a nice man in my head. 1475 01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:18,760 And I'm sort of starting to question everything. 1476 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:20,720 And those ice rooms from a young age, no. 1477 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:24,080 Let's not make that part of the song. 1478 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,400 Absolutely. Just you do what you feel, I 1479 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,960 think. He goes, I guess. 1480 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:43,720 It's Shane Todd's birthday, but a day to get involved. 1481 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:49,920 It's Shane Todd's birthday. I'm just making all the stuff he 1482 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:56,120 was like then over here to college and named Keith. 1483 01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:02,560 But Shane Todd's birthday, what a day for everyone. 1484 01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:06,360 I think it's a head. I think it might be a head. 1485 01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:11,480 Well. Is it to the studio right now? 1486 01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:13,640 I know, I think I'm going to send to the record. 1487 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,760 They'll be like nobody worry. I know everything's everything's 1488 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:20,720 messed up but I've sorted it. JC JC Stewart featuring MC 1489 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,200 Brazer. I mean, I would like to hear 1490 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,480 your your verse on that. You know where where you would 1491 01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:27,160 go with that one. Yeah. 1492 01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:32,520 Like it's quite contrasting styles from what MCBS are 1493 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:35,800 usually takes on. No, my throat is like, like, you 1494 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,800 know what it's like? Like I've been doing the ginger 1495 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:43,480 and the fucking lemon and yeah, like I, you know, I'm a 1496 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:45,640 freestyle rapper, but at the same time, sometimes you need 1497 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:46,960 that ginger and lemon and the throat. 1498 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,760 So the minute I don't. Have. 1499 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,360 Anything to throw out there? But no, I definitely appreciate 1500 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,320 that as a song. And if you do want to get in the 1501 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:59,360 studio and lay it down and get it mastered and release it, I'm 1502 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,080 how many? More words about music Do you 1503 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:08,480 know Shane? All right, I said Master. 1504 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:16,280 I also know remaster mono. Are you doing that mono or 1505 01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,400 stereo? Well, technically that that 1506 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,800 would be a mono actually, yeah. Yeah. 1507 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:25,320 Yeah, man, I appreciate the song. 1508 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,080 I mean no one's, no one's come in with the. 1509 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,920 What have people been saying? Mostly because obviously I was 1510 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,800 assuming, you know, I'm coming on for a birthday. 1511 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,680 I'll be nice. I'll put in 30 seconds of effort 1512 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:37,960 before before I got on the call. I just really, really, really 1513 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:38,680 try my best. So what? 1514 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:41,960 What's everyone else been doing? Pardoner. 1515 01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:45,920 So no, no, you go ahead. And yeah, people just been like 1516 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:50,760 picking apartment personality and trying to just be rude in 1517 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,320 general. But maybe some of the acting 1518 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:56,840 that I've done before talking about, talking about like, you 1519 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:59,400 know, my age and said I'm older than I am, which is weird 1520 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,040 because. Have you got a stage age? 1521 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,840 Let's be honest here, Shane. He does. 1522 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:08,360 No, no, you know, everyone knows I'm the 17 year old up and 1523 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:12,680 coming up and coming act. Yeah, the guys who's been 1524 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,160 disrespected, which is weird because you're a young guy and 1525 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:18,320 you and I look roughly like I could definitely like. 1526 01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:19,800 You and. Your mates? 1527 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:20,960 No, I couldn't be. That. 1528 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,880 What would happen is you look older. 1529 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:26,920 Yeah, no, like we could go out like absolutely like. 1530 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,400 As son and dad? Yep. 1531 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:31,600 No. In like in like music circles 1532 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,800 and what? Was it, you said to me when I 1533 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,880 was younger, stand, that you wanted me to call you Dad? 1534 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,200 No. I didn't say I wanted you to 1535 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,120 call me Dad. I. 1536 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,080 Said he did. No, he did. 1537 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,000 No, I didn't. I think. 1538 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,520 Yeah, I wanted to check your birth certificate. 1539 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:48,840 But apart from that, this guy that was kind of confiscated. 1540 01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,680 Us Are you over in London? Are you back? 1541 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:55,400 I'm back in. If I was figuring if I took 1 1542 01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:57,480 1/2 steps that way, I would be at the end of my apartment. 1543 01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,520 So yeah, it's really glamorous idea. 1544 01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,880 Yeah, I mean, that's kind of my scene, you know, I mean, like 1545 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:04,800 these guys would be very much in their own like neighbourhoods. 1546 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:08,480 Like, you know, I could, I could see myself over in London being 1547 01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,520 a little bit more metropolitan. Oh yeah. 1548 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,840 Yeah, they've just been, they've just been rude, you know, but. 1549 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,320 You can do you want to show Speaking of metropolitan and 1550 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:18,240 like London and like moving with the time still to show them how 1551 01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:21,240 you've set up your green screen. We've shown everybody on the on 1552 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:24,440 the podcast so far how Shane has set up the tech of a screen 1553 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:25,480 screen. So hopefully. 1554 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,920 I would love to see this as. Well, I brought my actual green 1555 01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,800 screen down from I was going. To say, is that just the colour 1556 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,720 of your wallpaper? Like it was a bold choice, I was 1557 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,720 thinking. No, it's a genuine it's a 1558 01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,960 genuine green screen and I tried to put a sweet background on it 1559 01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:47,440 and and I tried, I tried, I tried to have like I tried to 1560 01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:48,880 have a really fun background as well. 1561 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,440 I was like this will give the guys a laugh but it's a really 1562 01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:53,600 fun whenever I move my head. You know what I mean? 1563 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,840 Like. It's happened. 1564 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,520 That'll never not be funny. Yeah, I mean, it's what, what's 1565 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:05,640 strange about it is #1 it's a green screen. 1566 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:09,040 And secondly, I'm now sitting just with a green screen behind 1567 01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,360 me. I'm not, which is, which is 1568 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:15,520 maybe the most basic thing ever, but I'll I'll I'll I'll figure 1569 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,440 it out. But they are, they're selling 1570 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:19,000 for a fortune, they're sold out everywhere. 1571 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,000 So you can probably probably get £20 down to about. 1572 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,800 Yeah, I mean, anything I can get for probably be good because I 1573 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,000 have no use for it, because I think. 1574 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,080 I'm going to use it. But. 1575 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:30,160 Yeah, that's, that's enjoy. I very much enjoyed having her. 1576 01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,120 Yeah, Aaron's. There he is. 1577 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:35,560 Hey, me and my boy JC. I'm around JC. 1578 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,760 That's another. Thing she was talking about, 1579 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:43,760 actually. Aaron, I think JC, I'm going to 1580 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:47,480 have to just move on here because she and legally I can't 1581 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:51,280 pay his bills anymore. So I'm going to say on behalf of 1582 01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:56,200 my podcast, T with D and thank you for that. 1583 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,840 And thank you for the beautiful song. 1584 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:02,040 And also thank you for feeling so willing to open up about the 1585 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,960 truth about Shane. I think that's something a lot 1586 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:06,400 of people didn't know, and I really, really appreciate it. 1587 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:10,040 But you know, I said it's been, it's been an emotional evening 1588 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,480 for me. But happy birthday, Shane. 1589 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,480 Thank you very much. Definitely go and get that track 1590 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:16,840 late there. Was no. 1591 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:18,960 No grooming at all. It was all a little joke. 1592 01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:22,480 All a little joke. It was just a joke. 1593 01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:23,600 Just a little. Joke. 1594 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:27,760 All a joke, yeah. Because I'm actually 37 so. 1595 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,360 Yeah, yeah, you, you have a stage age. 1596 01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:38,480 I used to be younger, but yeah. So actually it was. 1597 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:45,000 Me too, I don't. Think I was this was. 1598 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:52,680 Just born in this age. This is the youngest I've ever 1599 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:58,400 been. All right. 1600 01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:59,920 Well, thank you very much for coming on. 1601 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,320 I appreciate. I'll probably see you at an 1602 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,520 industry party in the next couple of months for. 1603 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:06,760 Absolutely. For the new the new Blazing 1604 01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:09,480 Squad track. Or whatever see a cytostasia the 1605 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:12,040 limelight just my eyes piercing into your yes. 1606 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,560 Like your tour poster followed me around for for a lot of 1607 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,000 months doing that, but it did. Yeah. 1608 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,920 Cheers for coming on the pod. Appreciate it. 1609 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,720 And happy birthday cheer you later. 1610 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:21,560 Thanks very. Much. 1611 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:26,240 Take it easy. No, Somebody wrote me a nice 1612 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:28,440 song. Somebody wrote me a nice song. 1613 01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:29,320 That's the way to. Do it. 1614 01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:32,800 I mean, the guy is talented, A talented guy, but I kind of feel 1615 01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:35,120 like you put him under pressure and he just kind of winged it on 1616 01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:37,880 the spot. The lyrics were it's Shane 1617 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:41,560 Todd's birthday. It's Shane Todd's birthday and 1618 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:42,040 he's. Telling. 1619 01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:44,160 Me to do this. Chris, did you ask who that was? 1620 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,880 Yeah, yeah. I this is like. 1621 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:49,640 Belfast fucking royalty man. Right. 1622 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:55,160 What happened was I saw JC pop up, I realised none of the guys 1623 01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:57,560 knew him beforehand. I know he's a little bit younger 1624 01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:01,160 as well, so I thought I don't want like, I want him to like 1625 01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:05,040 know the situation so I can't like Also I when he saw he had a 1626 01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:06,880 guitar on his hand, I was like, he's probably got a song for me. 1627 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,560 So I got a little bit getting carried away and I was like, I 1628 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,520 almost didn't want you guys to know him. 1629 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,120 I didn't want you guys to steal him and be friends like you did 1630 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,680 with Jerry. So I think I jumped in. 1631 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,720 I was disrespectful. I didn't give him an 1632 01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,800 introduction. But Jay-Z Stewart, 1633 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:24,480 singer-songwriter, fantastic, did an episode of the podcast 1634 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,280 and he's really good. Lovely. 1635 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,360 Chris, can I, can I just ask again? 1636 01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:32,480 I hate the sound like I'm doing an investigative journalism 1637 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:34,600 here. But see, whenever you and Shane 1638 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:38,360 first met, did he reach out to you on social medias? 1639 01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:40,680 Haven't seen your pictures and it was just a coincidence that 1640 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:43,680 you were older than you are And do stand up or what was the 1641 01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,400 situation there? You know. 1642 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:50,160 He said Galway is a cover story. He said, well, we met in Galway, 1643 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:52,360 but I actually heard from him a couple of years earlier. 1644 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:58,720 Yeah, he said. What was it ASLASL? 1645 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,800 Is that like that band that's I beat again? 1646 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,840 Age, sex, location. That was what he wanted. 1647 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,000 To know I didn't ask your age X location. 1648 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,120 We booked for the Galway Comedy Festival together. 1649 01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:13,920 You, you, you basically you were sitting with I think a blanket 1650 01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:17,960 on your knees when I went backstage and you said to me in 1651 01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:20,480 in your, you said. What's under this? 1652 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:24,640 If I can use your accent, you said, you said. 1653 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,680 And I was barely a whisperer. But only I heard it. 1654 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,920 You said you said I. Think you said? 1655 01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:33,960 I don't know anyone. And I said, yeah, you did. 1656 01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:35,760 You did, man. Why is he missed out fire? 1657 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,400 I don't. Nobody had a blanket over his 1658 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:40,000 knees and they said I don't know anyone and he was sort of like 1659 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,840 crying a little bit. And I said. 1660 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:45,960 I said it's OK and I think I put my jacket around you and I said 1661 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:48,480 let's go get you a scarf and it went from there. 1662 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:51,920 I think it went from there. It's been beautiful ever since. 1663 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,800 Remember we went to get wings in Edinburgh, which was nice and 1664 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:55,800 there was some problem with mine. 1665 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,400 Now to send them back and the guy was pissed off. 1666 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,680 Yeah, that was that was an idea. But. 1667 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,960 Roscoe was a good guy. I asked him to come to the 1668 01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,960 podcast and he said Nah, fuck you so. 1669 01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:09,800 Yeah. Pretty hurtful. 1670 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:12,200 Can you pass my regards on to him please, Chris? 1671 01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:17,680 Roscoe's like my Dave. Yeah, We, we, we would have some 1672 01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,760 sort of like tag team event if we were like wrestlers, like we 1673 01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,240 would be a feud and tag team, I think. 1674 01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:25,200 And Aaron would definitely be like our manager, yes. 1675 01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:28,000 Yes. Who like who pokes people in the 1676 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:32,200 eye and stuff and then and then he and then he becomes like a 1677 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,560 red after our tag team breaks up. 1678 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,920 He becomes a wrestler who wrestles and matches by himself. 1679 01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:38,640 But he gets released by the company after like 6 months and 1680 01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:41,520 he still does wrestling students around Europe but like, you 1681 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:45,080 know, conventions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1682 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,360 That's exactly what I'm stressed. 1683 01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,240 Now with the headphones on. Yeah. 1684 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:50,800 I do not have to listen to music. 1685 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,960 They're to kill noises that make them angry. 1686 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,360 It's called. It's called Rico Sunshine. 1687 01:21:56,920 --> 01:22:00,720 I Rico shite more like. That's that's my move. 1688 01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:01,880 That's my. That's cool. 1689 01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,680 Yeah, you like it? Yeah, I like that. 1690 01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:07,080 Yeah, it's good. That's how Rico Sunshine. 1691 01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:09,160 That's intimidation. That's what it does in the ring. 1692 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,600 So have you enjoyed this? Absolutely. 1693 01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:16,400 I've really enjoyed it. I've really enjoyed it. 1694 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:19,920 It's been a lot of fun, you know, and I think you kind of 1695 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,760 have to, if you give it out, you have to be able to take it. 1696 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:25,320 Isn't that it, guys? And listen, I give it out 1697 01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:27,960 plenty. So you guys have come along with 1698 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:31,040 your insults and your jibes and I feel like I've been a good 1699 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:33,080 sport. Take it in a mis drive. 1700 01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:37,880 I will never speak to any of you little rats again. 1701 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,840 And if you were here, I'd Scrabble your faces. 1702 01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:44,320 No, it's been a lot of fun. Dan has been very unnerving the 1703 01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:47,600 whole way through. Like I would love it if Dan had 1704 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,840 jumped in at several points. I would have enjoyed it because 1705 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:53,040 Dan and I do a bonus podcast for the Patreon and we speak like 1706 01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:55,880 equally and Oh no. That's all you had to do. 1707 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,000 Now that's all you had to do the whole. 1708 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,800 Time this is. But I've never seen what Dan 1709 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:04,400 looks like. This is the first time I've been 1710 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,640 catfished. I thought Dan was a 45 year old 1711 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,320 black lady. Oh, you definitely didn't. 1712 01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:10,560 You thought he was a 16 year old fella, but we'll not talk about 1713 01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,440 that. Who played music? 1714 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:21,560 Although the podcast isn't a year old yet and you you've been 1715 01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:24,520 producing for a couple of months, you like this is where 1716 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,680 someone could say something potentially nice. 1717 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:32,360 Like you have to say, like we got into the iTunes Top 40 for a 1718 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,720 couple of weeks. It's it's been growing. 1719 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:37,800 Surely with all the talent you've worked with, like you do 1720 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:41,000 the Russell Brand's podcast you produce currently, Sue Perkins 1721 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:45,200 podcast, surely you I have to stand out head and shoulders as 1722 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:49,840 the most professional competent. And there's a, there's a good 1723 01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:51,960 silence here because people want to hear the answer to this. 1724 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:55,680 But yeah, do you want to sort of jump in and basically say what 1725 01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,200 it's been like to work on the podcast? 1726 01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:00,360 Well, actually we've been going for almost an hour and a half 1727 01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:02,240 now, so I think we just run out of time. 1728 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,520 So maybe we just wrap it up. No, I think we're good because I 1729 01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:07,800 don't think we have a set time. No, no, no, there definitely is. 1730 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:09,560 Yeah. That's good. 1731 01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:13,360 As the. Host of the podcast, I'm happy 1732 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:14,880 to take your lead. You're the producer through the 1733 01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:18,800 boss and I'm just basically the the numbers really, I'm the one 1734 01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,560 that will bring the listeners to the the failing podcast. 1735 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:24,280 But I think obviously we've done an hour and a half. 1736 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:27,120 We just want to kind of say, Shane, I think you've been kind 1737 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:30,560 of fishing for compliments in in an empty bucket. 1738 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,520 Really. Do you want to just if you want 1739 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:35,720 to come out and out the end and maybe sort of say thank you to 1740 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:38,280 our our guests on the podcast here today, Aaron and Chris, 1741 01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:41,520 please, they can go back to their lives and then start 1742 01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,800 enjoying themselves again and not feel pressured to say 1743 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:48,400 something nice about you. Well, first of all, to Aaron 1744 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:53,520 Butler, I want to say you're a special guy. 1745 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:57,720 Thanks. And never forget that. 1746 01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:01,120 No, you're you're beautiful in many ways. 1747 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:04,120 And I just want you to just keep being yourself. 1748 01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:08,280 And you've, you've disrespected me, Chris. 1749 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,600 Honestly, take Aaron out like we're knocking them off on by. 1750 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:17,200 Get rid of finite Aaron. Happy birthday mate, it's good 1751 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:23,080 to be here. Thank you though so Chris, you 1752 01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:26,120 still are my best friend in comedy, just slightly over Dave, 1753 01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:30,320 but there yes, there has been a lot of disrespect and what I 1754 01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:33,480 appreciate in a nice way is you being here for the whole pod 1755 01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:37,000 because a lot of that was was an eye banter. 1756 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,440 You know what I mean? Like there was a lot of 1757 01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:40,680 references. I was like all the other Jerry 1758 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:41,720 Kelly. I mean, I'll. 1759 01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:45,280 Giggled that it's a Provo guy. Well, it. 1760 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:47,160 Was it may be best if we take Chris out. 1761 01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:51,600 I mean, we won't be the only ones taking Chris out that. 1762 01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:58,320 Was a very a very nice way to end it. 1763 01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,000 That was that was nice. No, it, it has been a lot of 1764 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:04,600 fun. Like David, you know that I 1765 01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:08,920 enjoy a couple of things. Tea, fresh fruit and I enjoy 1766 01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:09,600 having a. Lot of. 1767 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:14,000 Friends and tonight I have not seen any friends but we've had a 1768 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:18,320 nice time and there's something weird isn't there whenever 1769 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:22,240 you'll you sort of like enjoy being slagged off by your mates 1770 01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:25,440 it's like Denzel and training day whenever no one will back 1771 01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:26,640 him up down. We talked about this in a 1772 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,840 Patreon episode when Denzel, like, no one backs him up in the 1773 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:33,960 estate and he's looking around like, you motherfuckers. 1774 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:36,120 All right, all right. You know, it's that kind of 1775 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,120 thing. But. 1776 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:39,800 But no, I I, I enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun. 1777 01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:43,080 I appreciate the effort you guys put in to this podcast that I 1778 01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:44,680 knew nothing about. I didn't even know you were 1779 01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:45,880 doing the birthday episode for me. 1780 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:48,120 Yeah, No, you. Did pay us to do that, but 1781 01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:51,680 that's that to worry about it. But now that everyone's gone. 1782 01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:54,960 Yeah, now that everyone's gone. 5 things you like about me, 1783 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,560 Dave. I mean, like, this is my 1784 01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:00,760 episode, this is about me, It's your birthday, but I'm the host 1785 01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:05,520 and since it's about me, that. No, don't get no. 1786 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:12,760 I swear that if you kick me. Right, guys, that that wraps up 1787 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,200 what was a pretty fun episode. How do you feel that? 1788 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,480 And obviously you've been there the whole time trying to 1789 01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,080 coordinate who's coming in and out of the room. 1790 01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:21,840 How did you feel it was? I'm just happy we got people in 1791 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:22,960 and out of the room, to be honest. 1792 01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:26,320 Yeah, no, I think it was. It was a fun episode. 1793 01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:28,640 Then there wasn't too much over the top of each other. 1794 01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:32,840 I think it worked out well. And, you know, would be remiss 1795 01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:36,560 for me to just end my guest hosting of this podcast without 1796 01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:39,000 saying something nice about Shane. 1797 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:42,960 And obviously as a as his best friend, really, you know, he has 1798 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,080 very thick hair for a man of his age. 1799 01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:47,720 And that's where I'm going to maybe end that. 1800 01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:51,040 And if you just want to leave me here, I think there's one more 1801 01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:53,520 guest I'm trying to get here. So, you know, we'll see if we 1802 01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:55,920 can do that and you can take yourself out. 1803 01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:58,000 And then by proxy, I'll be taken out, I guess. 1804 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,440 But I'm just going to hang here and see what else can happen. 1805 01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:01,920 But thank you for listening, guys. 1806 01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:05,960 Subscribe to the Patreon and do everything Else Tea with Me 1807 01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:09,280 podcast out on a month. Is it open to Wednesday and 1808 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:11,200 Friday down? Yeah. 1809 01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:15,360 Yes, Wednesday and Friday, subscribe and iTunes across 1810 01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:17,880 everywhere else. And thank you guys, you suckers, 1811 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:20,760 you sippers, for letting me host a happy birthday, Shane. 1812 01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:25,600 Hey, what's up? Happy birthday, Shane. 1813 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:28,640 Chris, it's just, it's just me left. 1814 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,920 Everybody's gone already. So it's just he's missed it. 1815 01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:36,880 You told me to call. Yeah, yeah, no, I said the call, 1816 01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:40,360 but everybody's gone. Obviously the time difference 1817 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:43,280 you've you've messed up a couple of hours here. 1818 01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:45,720 It's just me sitting on the Internet by myself, so. 1819 01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:49,360 Yeah, well, fucking Shane. I mean, you know, this is what 1820 01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:50,320 happens to him. What an. 1821 01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:53,160 Asshole. Yeah, I know, but I mean I told 1822 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:54,480 him hang on at a surprise for him. 1823 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:57,440 But he said last time he hung on the Internet on a soon call, not 1824 01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,560 a surprise. It was a wee bit gay so. 1825 01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:01,760 He kind of he went. So. 1826 01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:05,440 I was going to surprise him, I was going to pull out my mangina 1827 01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:08,880 and y'all happy birthday, but I guess he'll never see it. 1828 01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:12,560 Now, no, we could have done that together, but he's an idiot, so 1829 01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:14,320 I'll let him know. He won't believe it's happened, 1830 01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:15,840 but I'll let him know anyway. And. 1831 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:18,720 Could have munched my man ass for dinner but he fucked up. 1832 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:22,520 Yeah, I know. Well, I'll tell him next time to 1833 01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:26,600 come in on an empty stomach. All right, well, be ready to go. 1834 01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:30,080 I got I got to go now. I got to untape my my tape my 1835 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:33,200 Dick back to my ass for a joke for shake, but I got to I got to 1836 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:36,800 go untape my Dick now. Right, OK, well see what if you 1837 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:40,080 want, if you want to post the tape across the ME and I'll make 1838 01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:42,320 sure it gets to him when he's finished, he can. 1839 01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:44,560 There you go, brother. Yeah, that on Chris. 1840 01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:47,840 All right man, take it easy. All right, buddy, See you later. 1841 01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:49,880 Yeah, take it easy. Appreciate it. 1842 01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:49,960 Bye.