1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,800 I'm really sorry I roosted. You know, Oh, no. 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,880 You want a hug? You're a lovely guy. 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,000 Oh. So nice So. 4 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,680 Nice. Now create a folder called The 5 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,840 Creepiest Things that Have Ever Happened on the TV podcast. 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,280 Do you want the hug? Yes. 7 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:18,360 And you just surrendered your head in the Tim's bosom. 20 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:19,720 years, that's going to be in the documentary. 9 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,680 Like like a heavy guitar rim. Surviving. 10 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,400 Sippers, welcome to this episode of the Tea with Me podcast with 11 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,400 me, Shane Todd. What an episode this was. 12 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,920 Before we get into it, let me tell you that we are coming live 13 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:51,520 to the Waterfront Hall Tea with Me podcast right in the heart of 14 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,920 Belfast in the amazing waterfront. 29th and 30th of 15 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,560 November. The 30th is sold out. 16 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,720 No. The 29th, 29th. 17 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,400 Is almost. There's a couple of single seats 18 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,280 available. OK. 19 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,760 And the 30th has some tickets left, eh, We are filming a promo 20 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,280 next week for that where we will announce the lineup. 21 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,800 Before we announce those lineups, it would be a good idea 22 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,480 to get the remaining tickets because once they're gone, 23 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,000 they're gone. Plus there's stand up at the 24 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,480 start and I was chatting to one of our guests and he's like, I'm 25 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,440 doing stand up on the other show that I'm not on. 26 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,400 And I didn't even know that. And I was like, that's amazing. 27 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,560 That's brilliant. So this is there's a hot ticket 28 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,800 is what it is. Tickets are in the description 29 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,600 for that team with me live at the Waterfront Hall. 30 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,280 And we're going to do a quick giveaway because we said we 31 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,560 would do that for a manscaped lawnmower 3. 32 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,840 We're going to a 3.2. 3.0 plus, yeah. 33 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,360 A 3.0 plus, not a 3.03 point 2 plus. 34 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,920 Yeah. And what do people have to do? 35 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,440 They had to comment. That the comment Hollywood Shave 36 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,840 under the Edinburgh app. Hollywood Shave under the 37 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,320 Edinburgh app with the Torio, Ryan and Andrew. 38 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,680 So, well, we just do this where you scroll up and down, I'll 39 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,360 stop, I'll start shout, No, I'll show stop. 40 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,800 That'll work too, yeah. OK, so just start going up and 41 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,160 down. Yeah, stop. 42 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,240 Eamon Brady. Eamon Bree. 43 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,920 If ever a man needed a shave down there, it's Eamon Brady. 44 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:16,760 I wonder, is that even Brady? Who is involved with the 45 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,080 football club I play for? If it is, I apologise even. 46 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,960 Don't know well enough to make that joke, but if you're not 47 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,480 that even, you need to sort that. 48 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,800 But there we go. So we'll get in touch with you 49 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,240 and we'll send that over. Friend, when he didn't win you 50 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,680 can go to. You go to manscape.com and use 51 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,560 the cool T with me for 20% off and free shipping. 52 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,720 Manscape, the number one in man's below the belt groom and 53 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,240 they've been sponsoring this podcast since pretty much the 54 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,400 start. They're the market leaders. 55 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:49,680 Name me another brand that is that is in the all mains 56 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,520 grooming like this and doing all these shavers and all these 57 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,320 products. In fact, let me tell you right 58 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:58,800 now, I saw one advertised on Facebook and it looked shit and 59 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,360 they're trying to copy manscaped, but the brand and on 60 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,960 it's awful. And you would I imagine you'd 61 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:08,240 get caught up with this thing. You know, you'd end up, you'd 62 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,760 end up looking like the top of an old grander's head because 63 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,640 they, they be cutting themselves a lot like anything like my 64 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,240 grand. He would close the garage door 65 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:21,160 in his head quite a lot. So his head was always cut and 66 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,160 he was quite tall. Kind of like the BFG. 67 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:27,440 But lovely man. Manscript have every product you 68 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,000 can think of for this kind of thing and then so much more. 69 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,240 You go to manscript.com, you just go tea with me for 20% off 70 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,720 and free shipping. Links in the description. 71 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,960 Patreon. Pedro on the Comcast TV podcast. 72 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,560 If you've seen clips from the Lazy Boys podcast, the only 73 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,440 place you can get that is Patreon. 74 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,280 Here's what you're missing if you're not already on it. 75 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,720 You know when, Like, the piss should have been over ages ago, 76 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,840 but it just keeps going. Yeah. 77 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,040 And she just went. You're taking a pass. 78 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,680 Seriously. Seriously. 79 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,360 You. Were like, yeah man, you're 80 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:01,880 taking a piss again me a while. What you doing that for? 81 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,440 Blood clot man, all the way up here in Aberdeen. 82 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,160 You'll be taking a pissing in the house, you know. 83 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,560 I got Geordie so far and it's hard to it's hard to me taking a 84 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:13,080 piss against me while man. You may take my lives, you never 85 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,600 take my freedom. Is Geordie the most uninspiring 86 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:21,560 battle cry voice of all time? This is Sparta mate. 87 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,880 No man can kill me. I'm not a man. 88 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:34,320 You can't handle the truth best. I know what you're thinking. 89 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:41,840 Patreon.com/team Podcast bonus episode on Monday, Lazy Boys 90 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:45,200 live stream episodes on Friday, and all of our specials are on 91 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,280 there and only go on there and we might be announcing something 92 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,200 just on there pretty soon. Yeah, could be. 93 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,880 It might be on there already. Is it? 94 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,400 By the time this goes out, woo. I'm excited about that. 95 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,600 I'm excited about. The roast will be going 96 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,800 exclusively there and will never be made public because it can't. 97 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:12,000 And the roast of the pug nose little boy William Thompson, who 98 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,560 looks cool is malt that'll be on there. 99 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:21,240 Willy T OK who are so funny cutting edge guy got a face 100 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,760 philtre on me. Hilarious. 101 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,440 Yeah. Probably one of those googly 102 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,720 eyes we small features one and a short round ago there's no 103 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,760 philtre. OK yeah, that's very funny. 104 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:34,240 He's a philtre guy. See, Yeah, that's on the page on 105 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,840 the com section Me podcast, this episode that we just recorded, 106 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:43,440 I'll be honest, me and Willy T were not in the not in the good 107 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,120 headspace this morning. Early flight over from 108 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,080 Liverpool, late night, a bit of disruption with our 109 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,760 accommodation last night. It's all in the episode and we 110 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,880 had the legend that is Tim McGarry on and I went, let's not 111 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,880 do timid a service and come on with low energy. 112 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:03,040 After the pod recording, we were talking this is this is a Hall 113 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,080 of Fame episode of the TV with Me podcast. 114 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,600 It's one. Of my favourite times ever. 115 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:11,080 It's one of the best ever. Tim is a hero Willie tease a 116 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,480 hero for even being here this morning. 117 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,800 Fair play D thank you because I know you're a tired little boy 118 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:19,560 with your ailments. But we had a great episode to 119 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:23,040 please enjoy this episode of the team with me podcast with my 120 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,520 guests Tim McGarry and William Thompson don't fit in the 121 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,400 studio. It was I mean it's a 35 minute 122 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,320 flight from Liverpool. So me and well he just got back 123 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,400 from tour this morning and and it was it was great. 124 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,560 We should. We shared a bed last night. 125 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,600 We did that's. The first time, I mean, you were 126 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,760 shared a room. That's the first time we shared 127 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,120 a bed. Sorry, just to be clear, we've 128 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,760 started, have we? Yeah, it's OK. 129 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,800 I thought you're advertising things to shave your bollocks 130 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,200 and stuff like that. Actually it. 131 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,560 Is, can I say from sharing a bit, I know well it is a 132 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,280 manscape user, smooth, smooth as you like. 133 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,160 But William, I was nice sharing a bit with you. 134 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,720 I you know what, I thought you'd be more of a mover. 135 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,840 I normally AM. How big was the bed, by the way? 136 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,600 Was it? A small 00. 137 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,400 Right, OK. Small double. 138 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,960 Yeah. Was there accidental spooning 139 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:07,640 going on? There's. 140 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,400 A few times I went to turn around and you were facing my 141 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,840 way so. I was awakening. 142 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,080 Oh, you like to be on the other side? 143 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:20,240 No, I, I am a mover, right? But I did go to turn sometimes 144 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,520 and if I'd have turned like we would have been face to face. 145 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,880 There's no takes off of bed. So we said hold on, hold on, 146 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,320 hold on. It's. 147 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,960 Like short of short of bed with Pinocchio so. 148 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,560 This started at the roast, right? 149 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,160 So we'll talk about the roast of Only take Tim. 150 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,080 No one's ever mentioned my nose before. 151 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,560 This right yeah, your nose got a bit of AI know a roasted. 152 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,080 Like, and of all people, the pug himself, it's. 153 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,640 Because you've taken most of the nose I need. 154 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,160 You're, you're stealing those from people who need it. 155 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:55,400 You know what I mean? You're perfectly formed Roman 156 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,200 nose you have there. That's a Roman nose. 157 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,040 I don't know if I don't know if that's a compliment or not. 158 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,040 It's a fact the Roman nose is a long straight nose. 159 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:08,760 You never heard what? The Roman nose is historically a 160 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:13,160 massive, overly long, kind of pointy nose. 161 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,840 But it doesn't mean you're a lying bastard like Pinocchio. 162 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,520 It doesn't, clearly doesn't, because you're a lovely, honest 163 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,840 man and we know that. See the road you mentioned? 164 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,600 It started when we walked in here. 165 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,320 We started to roast each other. Yeah, I've still been in that 166 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:31,720 mode ever since the roast. So if anyone doesn't know the 167 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,640 roaster Willy T for William's birthday, the three of us were 168 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,400 on the panel. And I, when you started Tim, I 169 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,159 was like you'd mentioned during the week that you hadn't really 170 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:43,280 seen many of these, didn't really know the crack. 171 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:47,000 So I was like, Oh no, I don't think Tim gets a concept for the 172 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,120 rules. And I don't want people to be 173 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,800 roasting Tim. And then Tim has nothing to say 174 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,800 back playing Possum. Oh, Tim had planting to say to 175 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:58,200 us. Oh yeah, no, it was very nice. 176 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:03,280 It was very gentle. You called the lifes work shite. 177 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,880 Oh yeah? Well, yeah, your life we already 178 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,240 fucking What do you enjoy you by the way? 179 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,440 I'm. 20. 28 You have a bucket roast for your birthday. 180 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:19,000 You're 28 it. Was it was outstanding Like I 181 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:23,200 was, I was like, I don't know how if Temel will be his main or 182 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,000 like, oh, you fucking went for him. 183 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,560 Yes, that's what I worried. I worried like, look, we're all 184 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,920 going to RIP it back out of each other. 185 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,920 And I was like, you know, you, there's a lot of guys on the 186 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,240 panel. You wouldn't have known that. 187 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,720 Well, no, you know, I mean, I've been getting for a year and I 188 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:40,520 didn't know half them. But you went for and it was, it 189 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,400 was brilliant. I think people loved it because 190 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,120 people are probably used to the people that were in the 191 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,560 audience. They've seen, they've seen you 192 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,920 on TV where you're swearing sometimes, but it's not. 193 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,960 Yeah, it's cleaner. Whereas the the leash was off. 194 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,640 But I do like to say the odd bad word. 195 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,240 Not again. But I hadn't hadn't done that 196 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,320 before and I knew most of the people that some of them in 197 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,120 Thompson and people, but there were a couple of people going. 198 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,640 Did you did you enjoy it? I. 199 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,360 Did I really enjoyed it? I was very nervous beforehand. 200 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,400 He did it. Everybody were to Don here, you 201 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,200 know that he did it a favour because he said because we've a 202 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,480 new podcast at the minute. Yes. 203 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,520 And Don said, oh, you do Willie teacher. 204 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,920 Yeah, yeah. Do Willie. 205 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:22,760 Tim thought it was a dinner. Is there a carvery? 206 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,560 But basically you get up and slag each other off and say 207 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,600 horrible things. But yes, and. 208 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,480 You do that for some hours. Some of them was quite rude and 209 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,360 some of them. A lot of it was very rude. 210 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,120 It was bummed. It was really the audience 211 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,520 really went for. It it was packed out and 212 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,840 everybody was into it the whole time. 213 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,480 I love you, enjoy it, I enjoyed sitting watching it, and then I 214 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,240 gave the worst comedic performance I've ever given it 215 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,800 anything. I know Mickey Bartlett. 216 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:56,920 But I think me and Mickey had high expectations and we didn't 217 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,520 even come close to me. We fucking. 218 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:03,320 We both ate shit. What I'll say is you, you didn't 219 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,320 bring all your notes. You got confused. 220 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:09,120 It was so Willie T you got confused within your notes on 221 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,320 the lecterns. You didn't read out half of your 222 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,240 jokes. I look like just like a uni 223 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,080 lecturer who knows he's getting sacked at the end of the day. 224 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,160 Yeah, they're like, oh, I have 1.1. 225 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,920 I've lost. I seem to have lost my way. 226 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,360 You did. I know it was going by when I 227 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,120 was doing roasting, the one was laughing and I was going. 228 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,480 So it was. And I hate that because I love 229 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,760 roasts and I was the one who really pushed for it. 230 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,480 And then I'm the one who me and Mickey eat shit at it, but me 231 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,760 and Mickey both like we didn't come off and be like, no, that 232 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,520 was fine. We were both like, that was 233 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,720 fucking terrible. Mickey went. 234 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,120 Missing Mickey. Mickey disappeared. 235 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,680 Mickey. Ran. 236 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,840 Away. He just left. 237 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,560 Which man, when I was roasted everybody, Mickey was the one I 238 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,040 had the harshest ones for it kept. 239 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:56,760 Running to the loo or bar, I can't remember which bar, then 240 00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:01,160 Lou at the same time it was two banks which. 241 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,280 Is meant when I was being mean to Mickey, it was an empty 242 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,040 chair. So I'm just being like, you're 243 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,200 going to die soon. Always away. 244 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,600 You're an alcoholic. Oh, he's on here. 245 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,600 OK. So it was just very awkward. 246 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,360 But you it was everyone was brilliant. 247 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,400 Yeah. It was good fun, yeah. 248 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,280 Is it online or something? It will. 249 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,360 But it'll be on Patreon. I dare say an edited version. 250 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,680 A little bit, a little bit. I think there's there's one 251 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,240 Fausties, right? One thing's getting taken out 252 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,560 and that's it. The whole thing stays. 253 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:33,720 Your nose? Come on, don't be so sensitive. 254 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:45,920 Top sense of the poem. You know why I hate it? 255 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,760 Because it's never been mentioned before. 256 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,680 Honestly find that hard to believe. 257 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,600 No one's ever like you have never turned around and they're 258 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,000 like. You take a lot of coke, but then 259 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,440 it. Wouldn't get in the system the 260 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:06,120 next week I can smell my Sunday dinners on a web the. 261 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,080 Dacian, the Dacian of Poke taken. 262 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,680 I mean, join us, get them tempted, get them. 263 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,200 Done. If me and you, I think if my 264 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,560 nose was valued like take off some of the length of my nose 265 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,640 and give it to you. We both have perfect noses. 266 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,440 You could take off length of your nose and I'd be two foot 267 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,160 taller mate. Like I could be 6/4 with some of 268 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:30,680 your nose. Well. 269 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,240 I do apologise, I was cruel about your looks, which was oh. 270 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,560 Sorry. You weren't even. 271 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,200 Top ten necessary and there's only 8 on. 272 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,920 It was very funny. What did you say about my looks? 273 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,800 Again, I was cruel about your look. 274 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,600 I said that you were the model for that statue of the Queen in 275 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:52,960 Antrim, one of the corgis that. Was very good. 276 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,720 That was that was very. Fun. 277 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,400 Did you drop any jokes on the night I did? 278 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,760 Yes, I would. I had it written down and I kind 279 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,920 of hadn't rehearsed it, so I think I missed a couple. 280 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,720 So I I literally. Dropped jokes. 281 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:08,040 I'll get you again the tour. Just ring me two in the morning. 282 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:13,680 Fucking forgot to say. 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We just came back from Liverpool 313 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,040 with a bit of a nightmare last night after the gig. 314 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:47,960 The show started an hour later. He lives for this we've become 315 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,560 an old married couple under and he's the. 316 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,880 Shit I get right because I I'm forgetful to him because head 317 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,960 injuries tend to make you do that and everyone gives me, 318 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:01,280 gives me a lot of grief because I'm not organised and I forget 319 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,000 things. Yes. 320 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,680 What's this story, Shane? So. 321 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,760 Taking a big long sip from this cup of justice. 322 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,280 Thank God I'm getting a break from them this week. 323 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,280 Right. So the the show was supposed to 324 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,080 start a half year. That's the latest. 325 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:25,240 I like a show to start latest, but then the venue chopped and 326 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,480 changed things a bit. That's that's beyond my control. 327 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,040 Is that right? That's not your fault at all. 328 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,840 That's fair. You were meant to be in one 329 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,080 room, show over on, you have to be in a different room and went 330 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,320 on at a later time. OK. 331 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,280 So I say to Willy, look, we have an early flight in the morning. 332 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,040 Let's be ret. We need to get out of here 333 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,000 because a lot of time what I'll do is we'll go backstage, we'll 334 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,400 have a quick chat and then we'll go out and if there's anyone 335 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,080 still hanging around, get a photo, we'll say hello. 336 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,600 But I went. We can't do that tonight because 337 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,600 there's far too many people. It's Liverpool, people will be 338 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,960 wanting to have pain. You are saying you quite and 339 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,760 there's groupies and all waiting for you, yes. 340 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Well, how many people were in Manchester? 341 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,320 One single person who went to school well. 342 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:04,880 Yeah, 1. Person. 343 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,839 Well, he's made. He went to school. 344 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,599 I literally went right. We'll go out and see who's still 345 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,760 hanging around here. We'll say hello. 346 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,760 One person. In Glasgow there was Clive 347 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,359 Anderson who actively walked away from us. 348 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:15,560 Yeah, that's right, Clive Anderson. 349 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,640 Yeah, Clive Anderson came to see my Glasgow show. 350 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,280 Yeah. Really. 351 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,319 Yeah. And by the way, Tim. 352 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,440 Didn't like it, Tim. Didn't like it? 353 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,880 Never mentioned. His opinion on the train to say, 354 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,400 by the way, this work, we didn't. 355 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,240 Here's the thing. How you doing here? 356 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,240 That was two stars, so I. Just doing, I just doing his 357 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,480 show the next day in Glasgow. So it's really for sure loose 358 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,040 ends. All right, all right. 359 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,920 So he's like, I'll come to the show then. 360 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,200 I prefer. I love the way you said that. 361 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,200 You're like, yeah, because there's no way Clive Anderson 362 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:42,560 was. Coming. 363 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,680 I was on the region, yeah. So, so big. 364 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,360 Clive came along, right? And we were told like, Clive's 365 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,320 going to be here. A friend who does know Clive 366 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,400 Anderson, 90s. Yeah, Tokyo host. 367 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,000 Yeah. Whose line is it anyway? 368 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:04,080 Mike Clive Anderson have. To be with that, they're all 369 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,720 yours. Sorry. 370 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,520 Clive Anderson was at the show. So I'm just smelling the future. 371 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:13,920 You die. So yeah, Clive and Clive came 372 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,360 alone. And then after the show, we 373 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,760 went, I'd see if anybody wants it because they say people 374 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,600 normally come round to the back if you want to get a photo, 375 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,240 whatever. And the only person nervous, 376 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,640 Clive and the producer of a show, Clive was waiting for his 377 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,720 Uber, but we thought he's waiting for us, like to say like 378 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,000 Weld on the show. And I was like, oh, Clive, I was 379 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,360 like, nice to meet you. Thanks so much for coming to the 380 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,560 show. And Clive went yeah, yeah, he's 381 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,960 like saving for the show tomorrow, though. 382 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,720 Don't, don't give me all the gold. 383 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,600 And I was like, no, no, just mean. 384 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,920 I'm just saying like, thanks for thanks for coming and I'll see 385 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,480 you. And he's like, get your 386 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,360 breakfast tomorrow and then come on over to the show. 387 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,160 And then Willie went to like introduce himself and Clive's 388 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,960 like, ah, same for the show guys. 389 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,080 I'm. Not on the show. 390 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,480 Left. And then the next day at the 391 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,680 show, he was like, I was at your show last night. 392 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,760 I went, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what? 393 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,840 He never. He never. 394 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:10,040 Gave an awful big nose. Remember the one point I made it 395 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,640 really awkward just before he left because he's like, oh you 396 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,280 2, you two travel. To he doesn't speak any. 397 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,360 He's not a whole life. I. 398 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,560 See a mediaeval king. You two travel together. 399 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,240 You and the you and the invalid boy. 400 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:29,120 You and the boy. Yeah, you and the weed off you 401 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,360 and Tiny Tim, fluent officer Scott. 402 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,000 Does Clive speak? You and the boy, you travelled 403 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,440 together and I looked Clive Anderson dead in the eye. 404 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,400 Went yeah, he's my Dolly. Yeah, no, yeah, you made it 405 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,520 worse because I put my foot and I went yeah, I went me and well 406 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,680 he travelled 5 given us no chop and wait. 407 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,280 He's waiting for a zero because we thought he's witness. 408 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,720 He's waiting for a zero. And I said yeah, when he goes 409 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,560 does he do all the shows with you And I went yeah, I said I'm 410 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,920 his down to he's my wee son because I talk about my kids 411 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,680 during the shows. I mean, he's my son when a 412 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,040 monitor and William look Clive Anderson in the eye and when 413 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,840 he's my daddy. And then sort of did we face the 414 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,160 Clive and Clyde didn't like. It. 415 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:14,760 I'll walk, yeah. I didn't even like, give a wee 416 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,800 smile and the kid of his job was filled up on. 417 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,320 He's my darling, yeah. Well, you're a Radio 4. 418 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,840 You've made it then. Have you really for loose ends? 419 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,360 No one's mentioned that it did it. 420 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,200 Do you know what I mean? Like there's no right, OK. 421 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,360 But but it was. Good. 422 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,880 It was right. Do you know he was on Ian 423 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,320 Rankin? Ian Rankin all. 424 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,560 Right. Well, he's. 425 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,640 A nice guy. But it was it was fun. 426 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,680 It was sort of like they do it in the foyer. 427 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,080 BBC Scotland. Right. 428 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,400 And you just chat, you don't do a stand up routine or. 429 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,280 No, there was music and stuff on the show, but he he's great. 430 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,920 You can you can tell Clive just taking it easy now. 431 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,800 Yeah, he's just taking. It easy of an age. 432 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,760 But he's he was great. But we did Liverpool last night, 433 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,280 do the game. It's going to be late and I said 434 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,440 William. What would you do? 435 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,560 You support him? What's going on? 436 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,320 What do you? Do so I do open in 20. 437 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,280 Right. Yeah, at the shows and. 438 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,760 What do you do? 70 and. 439 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,080 Then after I tell him go no, no, it sounded great from where I 440 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,640 was. They were laughing at me. 441 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,080 Honestly, there were smilers. They weren't laughing. 442 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,280 You're a good one in Manchester. Oh my death. 443 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,480 Sorry. Crazy that Williams. 444 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,800 That applause break was great, but. 445 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,400 Then we must be medium. Finished. 446 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,920 Yeah, we. Must be mediums because William 447 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,400 died in Manchester. We're still communicating with 448 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,040 the. Blood and the shirt. 449 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:34,240 I'm not so large, boy. So we did the. 450 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,920 Game not bad gigs. Yeah. 451 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,960 Yes, really. Yeah, not all of them, but of 452 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,440 course. Often enough for myself, yeah. 453 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,360 He's lying, but. I ate shed quite a lot like. 454 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,240 Right. But we know. 455 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,960 Shut up. That was another topic of the 456 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,280 roast. Yeah, so we did Liverpool 457 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,000 because I want this story to be out there. 458 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,360 So yeah, what happened? So I said that. 459 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,280 I said that. Willie, listen, I booked an Uber 460 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,880 for 5 minutes before I get off stage. 461 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,800 You'd be waiting in it and I'm gonna, I left a cap and a 462 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,560 tracksuit top right by the back of the stage. 463 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:15,440 I went, I'm going to run off stage, grab my hat, put my 464 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,640 jacket on and run out undetected under the radar. 465 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,560 I get into the Uber with you said 10 seconds left before he 466 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,440 was going to be like, I need to cancel the fair. 467 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:29,000 So it's like an action movie. I bundle in, let's go work for 468 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,640 the crowd, get out because we had a real early start. 469 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,960 We'll get to our apartment to check in. 470 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,360 This is like half 11:00 tonight to check in. 471 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:42,720 We've got to get up really early and I realised that you needed 472 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,800 to do something, you needed to pre register your details to get 473 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:51,400 an access code. By the way, this is like we're 474 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,680 an old married couple and you found a new husband because the 475 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,080 way you both look at each other, they're. 476 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,160 Typical. Yeah, Well, what do I expect? 477 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,440 So you were standing outside at half 1111? 478 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,400 Yeah, and it was fresher. So all the UNI students are 479 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,960 walking past and there's a bit of mayhem on the street. 480 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,040 And Clive Anderson. Walker, Fred. 481 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,480 So I, I don't know, I don't know what to do. 482 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,600 I was like, Jesus, I, I go up to the code to try and see if I've 483 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,600 got the e-mail. It's not let me do it. 484 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,160 But then on booking.com I realise what it will let me do 485 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,560 is cancel this accommodation from no charge, even though it's 486 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,840 the night of. So I was like, right, we'll wait 487 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,960 for it. We went to McDonald's. 488 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,920 Tim, I'm having a McDonald's 1145. 489 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,600 Like that's not dosage. Really skimming over the part 490 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,600 where he forgot to enter his details. 491 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,600 Now we don't have a place to stay. 492 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,560 Yeah, and I'm being so nice about it. 493 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,560 You were nice about it, but then I said you weren't going to 494 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,080 McDonald's, so you were happy because I knew what would make 495 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,040 you happy. I was going to wait till you 496 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,800 went to bed and go anyway, but like this. 497 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,400 Yeah, is your daddy come on to McDonald's like a happy main 498 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,560 son? You get what? 499 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,760 What type of milkshake you want, Willy? 500 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,240 And I'm only 20. It's I'm. 501 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,680 Like, I take William the McDonald's. 502 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:09,800 I look like a social worker. So there was the guy who'd been 503 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,840 stabbed in the face beside us in the queue. 504 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,320 Holy yeah, picking up his Nuggets so casually. 505 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,760 Genuinely, he had slices down his face on neck, pouring blood 506 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,920 out of his face. Just wait. 507 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,480 Like just being like, oh, is that there's my Nuggets are 508 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,920 there and you're doing go, go Liverpool. 509 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,760 So nobody's looking twice like there's no, yeah, there's no 510 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,680 scene. But then he's like, oh, sorry, I 511 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,200 think I ordered a Diet Coke. I'm like you are open. 512 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,080 Yeah, skin is open. Yeah. 513 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,640 So there was just a bit of mom. Homeless guy kept trans fight me 514 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,080 as well. That's right, I was 2. 515 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:44,400 Times Tim this guy I forgot this bit of the story. 516 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,680 I loved it. There was a homeless guy like 517 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,320 kept coming up to us. It followed us down the street 518 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,600 and he went, could you guys spare change for a hostel and 519 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,280 I'll give you a bag of coke. And in my head I was sort of 520 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,280 thinking, say we give you a Tanner. 521 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,960 How much is it? Like it felt like a bad 522 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:03,520 business, like whole back on the offer of the Coke. 523 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,840 But he goes, yeah, I need A room. 524 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,040 For the nose from about half a night, that guy, that guy is. 525 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:21,360 Who's to blame for bullying? The Genies out of the ball, he's 526 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,120 not going back in. Evil Mcgara. 527 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,880 So it used to be a brilliant businessman. 528 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:31,200 Nice homeless guy to. Get into a hostel was bothering 529 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,160 us in the McDonald. He was, you know what you sort 530 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,760 of guy like just trying to make small talk but you're like, are 531 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:40,360 you like go away? And Willie went so Belfast with 532 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,160 his accent when he was talking to him, like he came up to us 533 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,880 and he was like any change for a hostel. 534 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,000 And I was like literally of 0 change like no cash on me. 535 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,560 And well he's like yeah, I made no money. 536 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,440 The guy went, what do you have tonight lads? 537 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,160 And Willie went or just doing a show, mate? 538 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,480 No, no, just doing a week. No, no, no, you're skipping 539 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,640 about 5 minutes of dialogue here. 540 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,080 Yeah, it's he gone. What you doing over in fucking 541 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,920 Liverpool? And I'm like, we're working. 542 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,800 It's like you're from Belfast or you mate. 543 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,000 I'm like, yeah. Yeah, around the docks. 544 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,560 Born and bred. Like what part I was at? 545 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,320 Shipyard. You said you're from a shipyard. 546 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,920 He's like I was in the Army and he was, he was clearly trying to 547 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,200 get a rise out of me, yes or us by being like I was in the Army, 548 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,880 you know, I served in Belfast and all and I'm like, I don't 549 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,080 fucking care like. I don't get a fuck. 550 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,040 I'm trying to get my fault on knowledge here. 551 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,280 No, no, you're saying I put on a more No, no, the accent I put on 552 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,000 the I'm fucking really tired and have cerebral palsy. 553 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000 I can't move my jaw. Maybe if we had checked in and 554 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,720 got a bed I wouldn't have this voice. 555 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,960 OK. Because I was doing that. 556 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,560 I'm really, you know that. That's just me not moving my 557 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,960 jaw. So in McDonald's we still 558 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,360 haven't been sent the code to get in now that I have 559 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,920 registered for the condition. So I went boom. 560 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,680 I'm just cancelling that. It's not going to cost us 561 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,080 anything. So I just booked us an airport 562 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,160 hotel. So we had to get the bus to the 563 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,240 airport hotel. So that was kind of like the 564 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,360 upside of it. Yeah, that was a nice. 565 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,960 We had a nice. When we woke up, we were right 566 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,480 by the airport, but spirits were good. 567 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,200 Yeah, we would do. Like, here's the thing, Willy T 568 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,880 will get on with it and just say fantastic to anything, no matter 569 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,280 how bad things are going. I'm like, oh, this isn't we'll 570 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,960 have to go stay. We have to get a boss. 571 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,400 Well, he's like, fantastic. Which which I because I'm not 572 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,720 met with that same energy by. Anything else things? 573 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:25,960 When I boss things up, worst guy in the world stupid we attention 574 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,320 fat bastard all the names you. He hits me with belts and all 575 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,880 which I asked him to do but I everyone everyone's all mean to 576 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,080 me and then when they balls things up I'm like it's fine 577 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,760 don't worry about it. So, Willie. 578 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,600 You're a lovely person, I'm really sorry I roosted you. 579 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,200 Know. You want a hug? 580 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,720 You're a lovely guy. Oh. 581 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:52,240 So nice, so nice. Just create a folder called The 582 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,400 creepiest things that have ever Happened on the TV podcast. 583 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,800 Do you want the hug? Yes. 584 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,040 And you just surrender your head in the Tim's bosom. 20 years, 585 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,440 that's going to be able to talk about like a heavy guitar rim. 586 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:13,920 Surviving the. Only BBC presenter who? 587 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:23,360 Hasn't done that in a long time. I was 29, I was 20, 9 when it 588 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:33,400 happened. You're just happy to have a daft 589 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,400 figure. Offer you a hug. 590 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,760 Yeah, I got a McDonald's on a hug from now, so that's one of. 591 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,680 The. Best moments of my life, you 592 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,000 know. You know what, to change it, you 593 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,360 know the way. So we did Manchester on Tuesday, 594 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,840 Liverpool Thursday on wet. I just went home in between for 595 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,720 a day. Just kind of hang out with the 596 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,280 kids. Willie. 597 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,200 Willie stayed in Liverpool. Matching the your kids. 598 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,960 And I did. Willie was staying in Liverpool, 599 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,600 so we did a gig and he got a soul for the crash on another 600 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,240 comedian choice. That apartment was booked for 601 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,520 two days. I didn't realise what's. 602 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,200 Up. You could have been. 603 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,080 You could have been there. It was all right. 604 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,080 How do you had? It was lovely. 605 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,960 Let me stay so it was no difference. 606 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,200 Are you like back in the day, Tim? 607 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,480 Would you, could you have been a sofa surfer? 608 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,760 Could you have done that? Oh, my, yeah, That kind of guy. 609 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,760 Like you could. Just yeah, 100% yeah. 610 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,800 We went to Edinburgh way, way back in the early 80s, mid 80s 611 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,240 and Edinburgh no stage was a lot smaller. 612 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:37,480 He's. Not funny, father. 613 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:46,600 Big nose bastard, that's a comeback, get him to him. 614 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,080 And the first time we went there were about 30 of us in the cast. 615 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,040 You know, there were mates and all of that and there were, you 616 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,600 know, we had, we booked a house for about 8 people and there 617 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,080 were about 30 people stayed there. 618 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,760 It was just madness. But it's bright. 619 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,920 Like yeah, you couldn't do it now, but. 620 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,440 No, I couldn't do it now, but it was the one stage. 621 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,800 We were in the house for about a fortnight and people kept coming 622 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,800 and going and coming and going. One day there were three guys 623 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,680 sitting on the sofa and they looked down and they noticed 624 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,080 something in the what is that? There's some movement in the 625 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,480 sofa and they pulled up the cushions and they'd been a box 626 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,240 of KFC or something and had gone maggoty and they were maggots 627 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,680 all over the sofa and three guys and rushed up and threw the sofa 628 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:31,240 literally out onto the outside the front door of this of this 629 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,920 place we were staying just as the landlord walked past. 630 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,120 Well, how you going lads? If we. 631 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,800 Make sure this wasn't an episode to give my head. 632 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,440 We were through all the sofa, yeah. 633 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,480 That was because that was exactly the same for us. 634 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,880 Like me and Sean Haggerty went to the Fringe years ago, maybe 635 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,000 2012 or something, and the sketch group that the owner and 636 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,960 Aaron Butler and David all were in, they had a apartment booked 637 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,280 and there was way too many of them for it. 638 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,440 But then everyone ended up just going to stay with them. 639 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,360 We were like, fuck our accommodation, we're just going 640 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,600 to stay with them. So it was like overcrowded, but 641 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,280 it was brilliant and like everyone's stuff was all over 642 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,360 the place. But it was great. 643 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,680 But the idea of doing that now, you could still probably do that 644 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,160 now I. I don't know, maybe. 645 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,560 You could think you could do. That I'm yeah, yeah. 646 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,200 And I'm also, you know what I'm like? 647 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,680 I'm very fret like I can live with anyone. 648 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,760 Yeah, I'm a very easy house guest. 649 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,000 Like I'm I keep myself to myself, but every time. 650 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,080 That's what they say about serial killers on school 651 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,280 shooters. No, they say, he keeps. 652 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,080 Himself to himself now, they say. 653 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,280 He keeps himself to himself. He was a he was a nice guy, but 654 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,920 he kept himself to himself. You can't say I'm a great house 655 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,720 guest. That's for other people to say 656 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,120 I. Mean I get. 657 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,240 You don't know. Maybe you say you get told that. 658 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,040 Oh no, no, if I was going to make up a rumour about myself, 659 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,880 it wouldn't be I'm a lovely house guest. 660 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,200 It would be like, I'm beautiful, big, big penis on me. 661 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,880 No, but those are true. So that's not a lie. 662 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,240 But no, people always doubt. People are saying all the time, 663 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,800 Williams, just come stay with us. 664 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,840 All the time. We just go to health. 665 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,800 We just go to David Lloyd James on tour. 666 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,160 Do you? Because, well, he's a member, so 667 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,040 we get to a guest pass. Of do you get the DLA thing? 668 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,360 Do you think the DLA stands for David Lloyd? 669 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,920 All the reducing your DLA? You're not like the sauna 670 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:30,600 anymore Then where? Where's the furthest your tour 671 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,320 takes you? You're doing like any skill. 672 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,600 Oh, I'm doing any skill in. The dairy would Will you stay or 673 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,160 will you just drive? I'll stay a couple of places, 674 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,120 might stay in Derry. Love stay in the Derry love 675 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:45,960 Derry playing the Playhouse Korean and a skill in love and a 676 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,040 skill in as well so. Is your tour pretty much 677 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,120 back-to-back like consecutive nights where you get a week? 678 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,600 No. We are the first ones. 679 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,840 I don't know when this is going to the first one is tonight in 680 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,000 Antrim and then it's. Not today. 681 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,320 It's going today. Not going today. 682 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,080 Thanks very much. So there's still tickets 683 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:03,040 available unfortunately. But no, it's 16 / a month and a 684 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,520 bit. So yeah, all over the place and. 685 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,000 Do you have a routine like? Do you have a? 686 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:17,040 Yeah, talk for an R. That's the that's the only the 687 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,560 laugh a wife does for her husband. 688 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:28,280 He's. Like a toy, he's a bold one. 689 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,320 Sorry, Tim, let me rephrase it. Yeah, please. 690 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,040 How many superstitions when you do your shows? 691 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,640 Like do you like to get to the venue certain amount of time 692 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,920 before the show starts? Yeah, I'm a bit of a warrior. 693 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,760 I'm a piercer up and down beforehand. 694 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,400 They need a sort of half hour me own and kind of go, you know, 695 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:58,120 where I'm and what's the stuff and go over go over the set and 696 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,960 stuff like that. Do you think that comes from 697 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,640 your like being a solicitor background? 698 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,080 Being a solicitor or your lawyers was a solicitor, yeah. 699 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,800 Yeah. But do you think that because 700 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,880 you would have to well. You bring that? 701 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,520 Are you in trouble or something? You need help? 702 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,960 Did any legal advice? I started the guy McDonald's 703 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,880 Liverpool last night but do what I mean is. 704 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,600 Is it possession of? You would put, yeah, massive 705 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,840 nose. Do you think? 706 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:28,760 With big lanky fingers, though, what? 707 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,280 Clive Anderson was a lawyer. A lot of ex lawyers became 708 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,320 comedians. But Mortimer, Yeah. 709 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,040 But that's so such a meticulous job, right? 710 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,840 To like. Not the way I did it, but yeah. 711 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,719 But if you have a case, you have to obviously plan, you have to 712 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,280 do research, you have to and you're training for the. 713 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,199 So like methodical. Do you think that you are a 714 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:59,040 piercer and put so much planning into your gigs and all that kind 715 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,120 of thing? Because like you brought that 716 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,480 across from that background, as in you put you're thinking so 717 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,960 much before the thing. Well, I just, I'm a bit of a 718 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,440 warrior. I'm always was a warrior. 719 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,120 You know, I hit the certain comedians. 720 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,880 Delamere is one of them comedians. 721 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,200 You know, when you're backstage with Delamere and you're 722 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,800 chatting the way about this out the other and let it go. 723 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,480 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Neil Delamerey. 724 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,680 He goes right away. I'm away on. 725 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,880 Oh, yeah, yeah, just down his own stage and does it. 726 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,400 And I'm going no, no, if I'm more than 10 minutes and leave 727 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,080 me alone to make the back maybe, you know, piercing up and down 728 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,920 and worrying and stuff and. If it's new stuff, I'll like a 729 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:40,320 bit of time to myself, but I, I, if I Pierce and go away by 730 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,360 myself, that's when I'll get nervous. 731 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,320 So I like to just be chatting like this and then bring me on 732 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,320 because then we're backstage, we're laughing, we're laid back. 733 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,400 Then I'll take that on the stage. 734 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,240 The quietness makes me nervous. I like talking to people too 735 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,320 because it's like you're almost just like sharpening your 736 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,520 conversational skills. I'm the same as you. 737 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,160 If I'm sitting by myself, I worry about the joke and I 738 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,960 rewrite it and I rewrite it and then it. 739 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,720 I kind of ruin it because I've just sat and written it and 740 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,800 written it over again. So I'm the same as you. 741 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,000 I need to sit and talk to someone. 742 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,960 I lose my mind. What's the show called? 743 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:17,400 Ridiculous because it's based on my late father who always said 744 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,160 you should said we take ourselves too seriously in this 745 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,840 country and we should always have a sense of rude and 746 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,720 ridiculousness. He did a nice dry sense of 747 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,840 humour. So I'm talking about him. 748 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,880 He used to be a surgeon in the matter of hospital back in the 749 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,680 dark days of the Troubles and stuff. 750 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,120 And so a bit about, you know, the history of him and stuff, 751 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,640 and just a few stories about him and the ridiculous nature of 752 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,400 Northern Ireland and stuff like. That what did he would he was he 753 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,680 around to see your work like. No, that's one of the sad 754 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,920 things. He died in 1991 just as we had 755 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:53,560 started and we we had our first radio series, Perforated Ulster 756 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,040 in 1991, which went on to win the Sony Award. 757 00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:01,080 And he heard most of it and really liked it and stuff and in 758 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,200 fact really quite poignant. Genuinely, this is quite moving. 759 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,080 I only found this out about a month ago. 760 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,160 My sister found a thing, a letter that my dad had sent her 761 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,880 a week before, a month before he died. 762 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,960 And he said this thing, he sent this, my sister a letter said, 763 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,560 but you know, she was living in London at the time. 764 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,200 And she said, oh, just to let you know, Timothy and his mates 765 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,120 are now very much flavour of the month on stage, radio and TV. 766 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,240 And he said, I'll get you his autograph dot dot dot if we ever 767 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,600 catch up with him. Oh. 768 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,680 Genuine she just literally focus. 769 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,960 You know what I'm doing the show I'm talking about my dad just 770 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,640 find this so he hadn't really seen much of it. 771 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,000 Mother God lover. She didn't like it. 772 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,960 Really. She didn't like the swearing, 773 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,360 she didn't like the anti Catholic stuff, and she said we 774 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,280 we kept shouting all the time, right. 775 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:49,280 She wasn't a huge fab and the what though it did hear one. 776 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,560 But I have a brother who's who's was a was as a cat was still as 777 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,080 a cat was. Intelligent family. 778 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,640 Yeah, I'm a stupid woman. He's the he's as a cat was used 779 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,040 to be in the Alliance party and he was on the radio quite a bit, 780 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,960 you know, for various things. And I was on the radio quite a 781 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,800 bit at the same time. And my mother always didn't 782 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,920 said, I don't really like that. Would you go back to the law? 783 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,040 There's always a job from the law. 784 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,800 And but she was stopped at the shops. 785 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,240 One time my sister told me this story. 786 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,680 She was stopped at the shops. But this woman said, oh, Mrs 787 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,440 McGarry, I heard your son on the radio yesterday. 788 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,840 And my mother went, oh, really? Which one? 789 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,920 Yeah, I had that thought. Like part of the show I'm doing 790 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:32,840 at the minute, it's very much about family and I talk in it 791 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,360 about I wish my granny had seen me do stand up. 792 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,560 So my mom and dad come to shows and see shows and that kind of 793 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,640 thing. But like I love my because my 794 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,840 granny is huge part of my inspiration for comedy, like 795 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,840 real working class sense of humour and and worked in 796 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,480 Gallagher's tobacco factory and it just was like the the queen 797 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,280 and I felt like just the centre of the family. 798 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,000 And I would I was doing stand up when she was still around. 799 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,440 But the early years of me doing something you never would have 800 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,440 brought your grounding to come and see that. 801 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,440 But I wonder what what she would think. 802 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,480 You know what you think. But she would. 803 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,480 She would tell you. Like what? 804 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,960 One of the other things I discovered this year's were part 805 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,800 of the reason for doing the show is this guy on of contacted me 806 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,920 on Facebook and sent me a DVD of doctors and consultants in the 807 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,120 matter hospital doing a show. Like they were doing songs and 808 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,960 bits and pieces. And my dad literally got up and 809 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,960 did stand up. He told stories and I do not 810 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,960 Well, I knew you'd eat a very dry sarcasi to read a nice sense 811 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,640 of you told a story very well. But I'd never seen this before 812 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,160 and he's literally standing in front of 100 people telling a 813 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,320 couple of stories. Me, the delivery was superb and 814 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,680 all that. I can't tell you the jokes. 815 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,160 They weren't very woke. I'm going to be honest with you. 816 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,720 It was it was, it was the 1980s, right? 817 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,600 I'll tell you how on book it was. 818 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:54,880 This is the Ferrari show Doctors. 819 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,520 And they literally did. They literally did. 820 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:04,720 A tribute to the black and white men shows the literally Oh no. 821 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,000 And some of his jokes, Oh, don't go there, don't know. 822 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:14,560 Who was working the wards? At the time you're clean from 823 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,040 the. Chest is there, doctor Nearly up 824 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,040 there going to Chinese fellas. Roy Walker, Frank Oxon, Jimmy. 825 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:27,880 We've lost. Them Mammy. 826 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,680 Shot and wheeled into the matter and again, a black face. 827 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:44,720 I'm research. But his, his timing and his 828 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,360 poise and his diary and he was trying to tell a story. 829 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,080 Bloody hell, he was really very good. 830 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,360 I love like you could get too into, but my dad has millions of 831 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,320 old family photos, millions and like the old time when you see 832 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,280 if it's addictive, looking through them when you see 833 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,680 something you haven't seen before from going back. 834 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,480 It's it's it's amazing. Yes. 835 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,080 We've seen so much old camcorder footage and I've never properly 836 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,840 gone through it all, but I will at some point. 837 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,600 But God, yeah, it's it's, it's my. 838 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,360 Look at old family footage of like you and be like, see what 839 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,280 you're like as a kid and be like, oh, I was a bastard. 840 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,560 I wasn't a bastard. I was in what way? 841 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:28,600 Every, every recording of me ends with me punching the 842 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,680 camera, right? Or like that's hacking the 843 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,920 cameraman or trying to head. But someone I was, I don't know 844 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,160 why, just the angriest kid, right? 845 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,440 And so every recording, everyone's having a nice time. 846 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,120 And then I come into the room, start screaming and then like 847 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,680 trying to kick the camera out of the hands. 848 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,520 Every single one. I was a lovely kid. 849 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,080 You have issues. Were you adopted? 850 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,240 Yeah. By me at the start of this. 851 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,120 I know you meant that as a roast, and it got really 852 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,320 awkward. I was like, yeah, yeah, turn my 853 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,680 life around times, actually. Well done. 854 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,480 Should you show me that? I'm doing my 3rd about it. 855 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,440 Makes a change in fucking cerebral palsy. 856 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,560 Are you doing one about high Catholics and problems? 857 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:22,400 Yeah, it's very new. I love you so much. 858 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:37,400 I have to be careful and put my head back that over the start of 859 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,200 the tour is always fun. Start of the tour is always fun. 860 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,320 You're just excited to just do the material and and do it 861 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,120 because then by the end you. You I did a couple of warm ups 862 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,160 in Laveries and I was really pleased very well. 863 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,800 Yeah, he said. He actually said that. 864 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,720 I was the oldest person in the room by about 30 years, wasn't 865 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,000 it? Yeah, yeah. 866 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,400 You did do one, but I'm not going to give it away. 867 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,640 But you did one bit and we were all at the back, like, yeah, I'm 868 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,920 not. Just a black and white minstrel 869 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:08,240 but he does 3 minutes of makeup and. 870 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:37,080 I think I need a hog now. That's what the documentary is 871 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:37,560 going to be. Enough. 872 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:42,760 I'm the one. Yeah, you find out he's an 873 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:47,200 orphan and then demand the hug. What? 874 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:54,080 You adopted were you get you cancelled very easily. 875 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,840 Tim, has there ever been has there ever been like a joke say 876 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,680 on the blame game that you made that you were gutted they 877 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,360 wouldn't leave in like does any stack out or even from get my 878 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,480 headpiece a line where you went you were just gutted that it 879 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,560 didn't either make the call? Give me a headpiece. 880 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,760 Well, I I'm quite lucky and give me a headpiece. 881 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,560 I technically am the first person ever in Northern Ireland 882 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:21,480 television history to say fuck sorry it's different gig. 883 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:31,160 Oh I've saved that for the show. It's a big closure after the 884 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:37,560 black and white. Mcgarry's give me. 885 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:46,680 Please, I'm trying to sell tickets here. 886 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,680 Reason a Buccaneer. By the way, why did you fool me 887 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,040 at 6:00? Who pulled out? 888 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,480 Who was unavailable? The roast? 889 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,280 No today for this. Oh, no, no, no. 890 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,120 We're just just being on terror. We'll just leave it late. 891 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,200 Oh, right you were. He was annoyed to be asked 892 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,280 yesterday too. I got asked yesterday as well 893 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,880 by. The way looking like this. 894 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,720 Can you also come in early tomorrow? 895 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,680 I'm like fuck off. I haven't slept since July. 896 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,160 But are you not here all the time? 897 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:16,600 I'm a lot of I'm here. I they keep me in a week 898 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,760 covered. He lives in the studio. 899 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,400 Yeah. Water them at night. 900 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:24,280 But I'm also like, I've been flat out since July very. 901 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,160 I'm Finland. You're like Jim Allister or 902 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,480 Nolan, aren't you? You're never you. 903 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,160 Know. Oh oh right, I thought you call 904 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:37,120 me a fat cunt. You're the 1st for. 905 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,520 The first person to say in a locally produced say fuck in a 906 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,720 locally produced TV show and two ceasefires in a wedding. 907 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:47,760 What was the 95? But the BBC had a big was the 908 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,720 two ceasefires in a wedding was the pilot show and there was a 909 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,880 lane in it. The Billy the Peeler had was 910 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,880 marrying my daughter and was watching a Rangers match and I 911 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,760 rang up Gerry Adams to try and get the ceasefire broken so we 912 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,480 could do and I saved the chair, said no, we can't break the 913 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,640 ceasefire. And I said it's all right for 914 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,920 you, you don't have a fucking peeler in your front room. 915 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,400 Supporting Glasgow Rangers and the BBC that we had meetings 916 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,720 about whether or not I should say fucking or bucking. 917 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,320 They recorded two different versions and they only 918 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,000 eventually allowed the naughty version to go out. 919 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,720 But before the programme without, they said there'll be 920 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,400 an item of strong language 26 minutes into the programme, 921 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,160 which was great because people went this will probably be 922 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,800 shaped, but I'll wait 26 minutes. 923 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:31,120 Yeah, people ask, I see on the we'll talk about the podcast you 924 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,000 started, but people go do another two ceasefires like 925 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:39,640 people want like the the like a new version of it or like a 926 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,960 current type thing. So bizarre to the the subject 927 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,600 matter you're talking about there is shooting someone dead. 928 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,040 Yeah, and BBC's concern is? Yeah, for. 929 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,280 Yeah, yeah, shoot them in the flipping face. 930 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, because. You missed the troubles of great 931 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,880 days. I caught, I caught the end of 932 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,600 them, you know what I mean? I was like, why is everyone so 933 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,200 excited about this agreement? What's going on? 934 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,840 If you look at the historic pictures of the Good Friday 935 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,800 Agreement, you just see Tim raging in the background. 936 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,760 Genuinely happened with the IRA on a ceasefire 1984. 937 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,080 People would ask you to work now. 938 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:23,560 No more jokes now, but. I think so. 2 ceasefires and 939 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,760 when was out the year before I was born. 1985. 940 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,240 Yeah, so I've always grown. Up 86. 941 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,080 Yeah, 96. Good master. 942 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:36,000 SO I can't talk. I'm so shit I had to think 943 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,360 about, right? You sniff that? 944 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,600 But so I've always grown up with it on the TV and I was a huge 945 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:49,880 fan of it growing up to the point when I remember going in 946 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,800 the first year I was 12 years old, my mom and dad told me if I 947 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,600 got a good report, my first from my first report in first year, 948 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,960 they get me tickets to go see give my headpiece live in the. 949 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,600 Operation See alive. No, I had a terrible report that 950 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:08,480 didn't get me the and I cried because they didn't. 951 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,960 They weren't Will get you a surprise. 952 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,000 But what my parents would do is if I wasn't, they wouldn't get 953 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,320 me in any way. They would go, you were bad. 954 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,800 They literally do. Here's what you could have won. 955 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,880 Oh. Seriously. 956 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,280 Yeah, and they showed me the tickets. 957 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,040 And when you're not? Going to have jumbled. 958 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:31,640 Yeah, my mom was too was that he was bully woman so they would 959 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,240 show me the tickets ago. You're not going Seriously. 960 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,560 I balled my dad because I. Didn't check cruelty, that's 961 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,160 awful. It'd have been check cruelty to 962 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:46,960 take him. Oh, but was there no age that's 963 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:51,520 was the with the live shows? Like was it just a recommended 964 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,000 age? There was. 965 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,680 A recommended age because there was a few bad words. 966 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,480 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 967 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,600 Kind of. I remember I told, I told you I 968 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,560 had a VHS. I remember a VHS that he loved 969 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,800 it. I get my hairpiece that he loved 970 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,000 it. It just felt like the best thing 971 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,080 about it was it was like a boat here. 972 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,080 It was as it was happening and it was like swear and it was. 973 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,320 It was very edgy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 974 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,840 Yeah, there was a lot of politics and a lot of people 975 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,800 were very unhappy at the time. You know, yeah, yeah. 976 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,880 You know, you can't make fun, you know, when the troubles 977 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,120 you're on and all of that. And it was the kind of reliefs 978 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,840 for people go and, you know, finally we can talk about what's 979 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,480 happening, say, you know, but I mean, not a bit blue smoke up 980 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,960 yours as well. But it is nice that you know 981 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,320 younger people, I think saw for the first time people in 982 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,640 Northern Ireland come by funny and make a living out of. 983 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,800 This Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know we can, and we ever. 984 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,080 Were you ever asked to do like a movie or anything? 985 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,640 No being serious. No, no, unfortunately we made 986 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,520 the big mistake. BBC Northern Ireland said would 987 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,280 give me a headpiece, said look, this is genuine, this is for BBC 988 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,760 Northern Ireland. It's going to be about Northern 989 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,320 Ireland and it's very interesting. 990 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,920 We've done, there were some of them went on network and did all 991 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,280 right, did OK on some of them are on, some of them are on the 992 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:05,600 iPlayer somewhere. On iPlayer they do OK, but it 993 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,680 was very English. People kind of look at it and 994 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,480 go, you can't say that. Yeah. 995 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,920 What do you think about who the fuck is Master Enemy and what's 996 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,560 what is in the Yomi long, you know, that sort of thing? 997 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,240 Yeah. So they, they and it was very 998 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,360 insular about Northern Ireland power, but it was deliberately 999 00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,800 so, you know, we made the mistake of not, you know, 1000 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,600 writing dairy girls and being multimillionaires. 1001 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,720 Yeah. I tried writing Dairy Girls too, 1002 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,240 and they didn't like it. So it's not easy. 1003 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,600 Yeah. And then like when I did it, but 1004 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,200 here, here's one question I've always had. 1005 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,480 Forgive my headpiece. And this is like a real nerd 1006 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,280 question about it. In the early episodes, Carl has 1007 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,920 a different voice. In the first episode he sort of 1008 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,680 two ceasefires in a wedding, Yes, because two ceasefires in a 1009 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,840 wedding was initially A1 off was supposed to be and it was a piss 1010 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,480 take of all the bad Northern Ireland dramas, the serious 1011 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,160 Northern Ireland dramas like the Billy plays and the Crying Game 1012 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,160 and stuff. So it was and every single one 1013 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,760 of those was written by an English guy. 1014 00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,440 Always had a a guy doing a really bad Northern Ireland 1015 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,040 accent, right? And it always. 1016 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:07,360 What are you talking a big town? Exactly Oh, wait, conflicts and 1017 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,960 Protestants get on together and then they do and then there's a 1018 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:15,520 bomb and somebody gets blew up. So it was a it was meant to be a 1019 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:19,040 piss take on a one off and it was so various people went you 1020 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,200 know what gauge if I keep produced something here that is 1021 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,360 has got legs. So it started out as a. 1022 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,640 Party yes, started as a started off as a sketch and. 1023 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,960 What was the difference in in demons, the voice that they 1024 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,080 moved? In he would talk like he was 1025 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,040 kind of daddy. Yeah, an evil eye or a guy 1026 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,880 daddy. We would destroy them, Daddy, It 1027 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,960 was really different. Yeah, it was completely 1028 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,840 different. Yeah, we decided to drop that 1029 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,720 after that. After that I've. 1030 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:48,600 Always wondered why that was. And the forgive me, the guy 1031 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,360 plays Uncle Andy. I don't know what he read, does 1032 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,240 he? I am. 1033 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,160 Is he one of the most stopped people? 1034 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,920 No, because he doesn't look like Uncle Andy and he doesn't have a 1035 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,520 moustache or, say, Burns. Or he he could have, I feel like 1036 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,360 he could have played into that. So like with so much like TV 1037 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,680 ads? Marty is a brilliant actor and 1038 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,840 it's been in other bits and pieces, but not many. 1039 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,240 And because he made the decision very early on that he he was 1040 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:16,960 made a demon Quinn and where they acted together and he's and 1041 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,280 give me hit peace. But he made the decision very 1042 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,360 early. He didn't want to be an actor 1043 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,040 and has a full time job in Queens University as a systems 1044 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,920 analyst, a very high up systems analyst in Queens and just said 1045 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,600 I'll do the TV show and stuff and but he never wanted to if. 1046 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,800 Something was wrong. Exactly, exactly. 1047 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,680 A really good character actor. Really good. 1048 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,680 Something was Derek as well. We. 1049 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,440 Were talking about that yesterday, literally by chance 1050 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,400 we were talking. About. 1051 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,040 But I've been starting to say Marty Reid, you know, people go, 1052 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,640 I want to pick you. Where's Uncle? 1053 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,880 Uncle, there are just. I imagine if something goes 1054 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:54,160 wrong with the system, it goes. Like this. 1055 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,160 That is what you do, do you? Don't go around this. 1056 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:04,800 Moving. Have you had people? 1057 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,800 Did you have people like back in the day, like ask to be in it, 1058 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,640 you know, call me, you know, were were local celebrities. 1059 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,720 But yeah, get me into that. Yeah, yeah, We had. 1060 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,080 We had Julian Simmons. We had Patty, Katie. 1061 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,440 Were they all in it or people? Yeah. 1062 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,800 People who were in it, some of them had asked to be in it as 1063 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,280 well. Paul Rankin and people like 1064 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,800 that. We had Geordie Best was in it. 1065 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,400 Geordie Best? No. 1066 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,360 Yeah. George Best did a wee cameo for 1067 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:30,600 us. What? 1068 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,400 Was the same. Well, we did. 1069 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:33,240 This. We had this. 1070 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,880 Did you say bar box? Bar. 1071 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,880 Thought you were being offensive. 1072 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,200 Do we have this stupid plot based on a true story of a guy 1073 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,520 we knew who was a brilliant footballer and got an offer from 1074 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,400 a certain football club. Don't do this Daisy. 1075 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,320 And would like would like the certain person to sign for a 1076 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,480 certain club. And his dad didn't tell him and 1077 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,360 RIP up the letter. And he only found like 10 years 1078 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,640 later that his dad stopped him being seriously. 1079 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,120 So we had this one. Can you say what the club is 1080 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,040 we're like? No. 1081 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,760 So we did this, we did this, we did this parody of that where 1082 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,160 Carl was a superb footballer and Celtic wanted him. 1083 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:17,720 I've seen really sure I remember. 1084 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:22,200 Him and that basically ripped up the letter because he wanted to 1085 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,640 go to an anti H block March. He ruined his career forever. 1086 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,600 And we interviewed Jodie Best and you know, we had Jackie 1087 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,240 Fuller interviewing Jordie best going. 1088 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,640 Who's the best footballer you've ever seen? 1089 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,040 Was it Pelley? Was it Maradona? 1090 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,640 He said no, no, it was just kid Kal. 1091 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,840 You know, he was wonderful to me. 1092 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,920 Now this range of Bell, another genius, you know, Jackie Fuller 1093 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,360 and said, well, why do you think he didn't go on? 1094 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,240 And Jody Wilfeld maybe didn't want the booze and the birds and 1095 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,760 all the money. And then the two of them just 1096 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,720 burst out loud. Because I also remember 1 scene 1097 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:53,600 I always remember from give my head face I hate and I don't 1098 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,280 know how I have this knowledge off the top of my head. 1099 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,240 It was in the initial final episode of it and definitely 1100 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:03,480 found out that Liam Neeson, she had a fling with Liam Neeson but 1101 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,320 dad didn't like him so he tells him to fuck off basically and 1102 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,920 she shoots dad dead. Yeah but there's this big scene 1103 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,160 where like lame. It's meant to be lamely since 1104 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,760 the back of him and he's just being like anyone from Ballymena 1105 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,680 is a prod in my book. Slams door and goes here I'll 1106 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,880 take him for the wife and takes the flowers and chocolates off 1107 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,600 then shots in the game. I fucking love that scene. 1108 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,360 Did you, Did you film that? Were you there when, George? 1109 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,720 Cres shot his thing. Sadly I wasn't there. 1110 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,080 It was. We did it in Windsor Park. 1111 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,280 I didn't get to meet him but the rest of the crew got to meet 1112 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,120 him. Said he was lovely, he was 1113 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,440 great. You know you ever meet him? 1114 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:39,760 No, fortunately, no. No, that's mad that he was. 1115 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,080 And he was great, too. He was a very good performer, 1116 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,560 right? Jackie Fullerton, you're right. 1117 00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:01,600 There's no good arm. There's one that's bottom, one 1118 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:08,000 that's better. Not bad. 1119 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,800 I can't wait to be regular on the blame game. 1120 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,760 You did do the blame. Game, he was great. 1121 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,160 Twice. Yeah, he was great. 1122 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,520 Waste twice fucking let you. Back you let me back. 1123 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,360 He was really good. I thought first time I was. 1124 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,320 First time I was too nervous. Second time I enjoyed it far 1125 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,040 more. Yeah. 1126 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,000 And I I'm like you. I don't react well like under. 1127 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,920 Simmons. Someone's like this is it. 1128 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,360 This is your shot. I crumble like fuck I, I don't 1129 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,000 react well under. Because you love like, that's 1130 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,480 like almost like your dream thing. 1131 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,440 Because you love politics, like, yeah, hugely into it. 1132 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,480 And obviously comedy. So I remember you being like so 1133 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,640 buzzing to do it. Because I grew up like love and 1134 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,760 blame game. Have I got news for you and mock 1135 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:52,080 the week. So I almost like like aimed my 1136 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:56,040 life at being a political comedian and then got older and 1137 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,440 I was like, I just, I don't like annoying, like I'd like 1138 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,920 irritating people, but I don't like making people jam widely 1139 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,760 upset and I don't like them hitting me, which when you do 1140 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,400 politics. Would be doing great. 1141 00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:15,120 They don't hate you. Tim, you're, you're making a 1142 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,360 pioneer in step of going into the podcast world now. 1143 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,600 Yeah, and it's a common thing, yeah. 1144 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,920 There's something in, it's going somewhere. 1145 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,040 I'd use. Movies are going to have sound 1146 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:30,840 soon. I just talked about that for a 1147 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,160 long time. Or was it just? 1148 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:36,440 After out for ages and then we saw many tickets you sold and 1149 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,120 went what? Yeah. 1150 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,560 So yeah, we finally and a lot of people had said you should do a 1151 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:44,880 podcast. You should do a podcast. 1152 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,200 Yeah. So we are. 1153 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,720 It's called Give Me a Podcast, basically about comedy and 1154 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,280 politics and life and culture. And I very kindly were our first 1155 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,560 guest. Well, I love it when you just 1156 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,160 talk about here and you just talk about the show about get my 1157 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,760 hairpiece and and maybe like specific scenes you had the 1158 00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:04,080 shoot or even the idea of George Best being you know, I love, I 1159 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,040 think the the such fandom around the show. 1160 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:10,000 Some people love hearing those stories like I listened to my 1 1161 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,240 and I had such a good tendon, but I was like talk about me, 1162 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,360 let you know. I want to hear about used more 1163 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,080 than I. People will want to hear more 1164 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,800 from used than me, I think. Well, we're mixing it up. 1165 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,760 We have we have alley Ford is we're going to get some of the 1166 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:26,000 some of the other Mario Patty Jenkins is on Patty's brilliant 1167 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,440 Patty told a great story about Patty Patty Jenkins, who won an 1168 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,160 Oscar for a short film what an after and couldn't go to the 1169 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,960 Oscars because he was on stage and don't public arts centre 1170 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,160 given they said beast like. What was? 1171 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,120 Because Supreme Leader Tim wouldn't let him. 1172 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:45,360 Attend the Oscar David Hull. Was that for ups and downs? 1173 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,400 He won the four? What did? 1174 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,920 He no, no, that was for the an Irish goodbye. 1175 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,480 Yes, yeah, he's some actor. Party. 1176 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:56,160 Well, he's in blue lights and he's, yeah, he's up for a local 1177 00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,960 RTS award for Best Actor for Happy the Party Please. 1178 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,800 Yeah, yeah, he's so good in that. 1179 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:06,120 But but I I love it and I think it's the different ways we're 1180 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,440 doing as well. And it's a great list of the 1181 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:08,880 episode with Marty McCallum. Brilliant. 1182 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:13,360 Well, yeah, we're enjoying it. We've done 567. 1183 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,000 How many we've done done? We've done six, yeah. 1184 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,760 Do what I'd love you. Can I pitch an idea? 1185 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:21,120 Yeah, I would love used to get like this is just coming to me. 1186 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,520 You're like all the scripts that you have or like if you have 1187 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,960 something really all from when you started and like read some 1188 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,560 of it out, I'd love to hear that do. 1189 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:31,920 You know what? We were genuinely. 1190 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,840 Here we go. Bill McGarry 1. 1191 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,400 Here we go. We did this in Stormont Ones for 1192 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,280 charity. We who was. 1193 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,600 You don't do a lot for charity. What you. 1194 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,840 Don't do a lot for charity. Major. 1195 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,600 Do a lot for charity. I don't. 1196 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:56,640 Talk about his neck protracted a big hearted. 1197 00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:02,480 Guy, you know, I don't want anything for OBE and the No, we 1198 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,600 did it. We we read a couple of episodes 1199 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,680 of Give me Headpiece and went real fact. 1200 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,440 That's a good idea for the podcast live. 1201 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,640 We could do it live, get some of the actors and read some of the 1202 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,960 yeah. So I just. 1203 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:18,400 Said what I just. Said that's what I just said. 1204 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,920 That would be yeah, we could do an. 1205 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,480 We have the idea first. He's going to pitch himself to 1206 01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,640 be, he's going to pitch. No, he's going to be an episode 1207 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,840 that never aired. You could exclusively do it all 1208 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:33,720 you. There were bits that didn't 1209 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,360 nerve that we. Yeah, there you go. 1210 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,160 Yeah. Get them out. 1211 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,880 Willie T, your turn next year aren't. 1212 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,680 You I'm turn this year and like two months. 1213 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,000 Yeah, really. Yeah, your best mate doesn't. 1214 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,120 Know that he doesn't know that God. 1215 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,040 Doesn't even know he's. Just being a wee bastard. 1216 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,880 He doesn't know that. He doesn't know that during the 1217 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,520 waterfront on the 13th of. December. 1218 01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,560 Well, I know that I know. That. 1219 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:04,160 But I thought the tour the more the UK dates and top 4 next. 1220 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,400 Year, there's UK dates next year, but the Northern Ireland 1221 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,520 this year, yeah. Yeah, but some of your tours 1222 01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:11,840 next year. Three dates. 1223 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,080 Not her, three dates. Man, Man. 1224 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,640 No. Glasgow, Liverpool, Edinburgh. 1225 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,080 21st, 22nd, 23rd of March. Nice. 1226 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,920 Come see me. Did you get Tim? 1227 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,120 Were you, did you, did you ever do much in like Dublin or 1228 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,840 anything like that? Because surely the show was big. 1229 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:33,040 It was big in Dublin, it was massive in Dublin at one stage 1230 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:36,080 and they still get recognised down South quite a bit. 1231 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,120 But no, we didn't really with the latest give me a piece to 1232 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,280 it. We were in Monaghan and letter 1233 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,520 Kenny and stuff. So we do cross the border a bit. 1234 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,880 But again, down South, you know, they're they're a bit 1235 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,760 partitionist. You know, they kind of there is 1236 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,760 a different culture down there and they kind of go. 1237 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:52,760 Don't get started on it, I don't. 1238 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,720 Like them either time, don't worry. 1239 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:05,920 I'm staying neutral, bitch. Back outside. 1240 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:14,400 I'm staying neutral. Publicly, I am. 1241 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:21,000 She and TUV talk. Yeah, she and TUV have no stall. 1242 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,720 There we go. And stop funding casement, Todd. 1243 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:29,320 I know, I know, obviously with the long short of it, like you 1244 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,720 know, you're so into Irish history, but I had a debate on a 1245 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,240 podcast I didn't Liverpool yesterday who would have won a 1246 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,800 fight, Genghis Khan or Alexander the Grid. 1247 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,160 That's that's a serious debate. You Hun, are. 1248 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,880 You sure saying the people he's having it with? 1249 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:46,880 The word. The word. 1250 01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,120 On hot water. Screen like different times of 1251 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:50,840 battle and stuff like that, yeah. 1252 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,040 Where is it a casement? It's. 1253 01:02:53,400 --> 01:03:00,040 A casement, I'm saying who was the Who's the more impressive? 1254 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,760 Figure early, yeah. Alexander the Great, He was only 1255 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,880 30 something when he died, and he conquered, Yeah. 1256 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:11,560 How did I will? Shot in the head and I can't. 1257 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,840 Genghis can't live way longer and built such a massive empire. 1258 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,360 Wait, don't no get no, I can't remember how Alexander the Great 1259 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,360 day. I don't actually know, Don how 1260 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,320 did Alexander the Great day? I think. 1261 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:29,960 Tim thinks Dan's Alexa. Have you heard of a thing called 1262 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:35,320 Google? Some sort of illness, maybe 1263 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,320 poisoning or assassination? Yeah, he didn't battle, that's 1264 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,080 what I'm saying. He never lost the battle as far 1265 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,160 as I'm aware. I don't know a lot about him, I 1266 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,120 read Genghis. Khan is your favourite just 1267 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,160 historical figure to talk about Genghis Khan? 1268 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,400 Is it Genghis Khan? Or who was into for a while. 1269 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,320 Manson, Musha, The. Guy who gave away the gold. 1270 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,840 Give away all gold. He reads one book on someone in 1271 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,000 that. And by the way, if you catch me 1272 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,880 on that week, I can talk at length about the person and then 1273 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,320 it's gone. It's like learning GCSE French. 1274 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:05,680 It's. Gone. 1275 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,320 No Irish history? You don't know any Irish 1276 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,640 history. You did? 1277 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,320 Yeah, You did. A history. 1278 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,040 Irish history, yeah. I know I would. 1279 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,480 I know more about like, legends and myths, right than actual 1280 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,520 history, right? Like as in like from Mccool and 1281 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,240 Kukulin, all that kind of stuff. Do you know when the Brits 1282 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:22,880 invaded Ireland? I like that. 1283 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:28,480 Yeah, 1940. Yeah, I've seen the one the 1284 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,200 shakes of barley. Oh, what a great by the way. 1285 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,320 All all you need to know. Phenomenal film, yeah. 1286 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:38,480 It's great. I bought, I was talking to my 1287 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:42,160 wife's Granda, but that a good few years ago and I talked about 1288 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,720 that film. Have you ever seen that? 1289 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:44,840 Yeah, yeah. He's like, I've never seen it. 1290 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:48,240 And I went, you should, yeah. Kelly Murphy's in it was like an 1291 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,840 unbelievable film. And he's like, I'd love to see 1292 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,680 that. And I ordered them. 1293 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:56,080 I went on Amazon that Prime next day, ordered them the DVD to get 1294 01:04:56,080 --> 01:05:00,000 delivered to their house. And by chance it was Saint 1295 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,880 Patrick's Day the next day, just by chance. 1296 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:06,680 And when they got it, they phoned my father-in-law and they 1297 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,200 were like, it's amazing. We were talking about that 1298 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,480 yesterday, that film, and it's arrived at our house and they 1299 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,280 came to the conclusion that the Irish government, to Marks and 1300 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:21,000 Patrick's Day, had sent everyone who lives in Ireland a DVD copy 1301 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,320 of The Win the Shakes of Barley. And I was like, I sent it. 1302 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:28,200 And everyone was like, OK, I was like, it's more believable than 1303 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,600 I sent it. Yeah, no. 1304 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,640 That the other day. Yeah, we love that film. 1305 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,040 You'd phenomenal that film. I love them chicks. 1306 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,200 That's great. Right. 1307 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:38,200 Really, really. More film. 1308 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:42,320 Wow, she and Todd and Willie Thompson, Yeah, support the 1309 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:45,880 wrath. We support good film making. 1310 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,400 Yeah, because there's no product. 1311 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:53,160 We don't have a good film. But don't, I'm not in your club. 1312 01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,160 Have a good. I didn't know. 1313 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,400 I didn't say you're. Not in your product club. 1314 01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:03,200 Have a good film, Titanic. We we did. 1315 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,840 We did. Built the Titanic. 1316 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,800 Yes, yeah. No, you just took over a post 1317 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:14,360 office. Well, someone didn't get their 1318 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:19,560 ladders till Thursday. I'm never playing the West. 1319 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:25,680 Again, oh, the welfare. But be careful. 1320 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:30,960 We don't get on with people. Let's draw a line. 1321 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:36,760 Can will you join? Will you come for lunch with us 1322 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,480 or are you going to? Pace around, I have stuff to do 1323 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,120 if I have a first gig. Thank you very much. 1324 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:45,840 Yeah, but not till like it. I mean, he's the pace around the 1325 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,400 room getting. Ready. 1326 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:51,160 We're probably taking him for a happy new year. 1327 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,080 It's weirder if that makes you want to go. 1328 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:04,240 We coming? Nice schedule, no? 1329 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:08,520 Well, I'll let me go for 5-10. Well, I have to pace up and 1330 01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:12,400 down, but now I need to go away and think of some news jokes for 1331 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,280 the next time. I think they've been done. 1332 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:19,520 No, no, no, they've been more. There's a there's a field to be 1333 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,960 played there. Oh, I guess I'm doing it. 1334 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:32,480 I'll lean forward. No, Don edit all that out my 1335 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,080 nose. My nose used to be OK, but it 1336 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,760 got broke. So I think that's what draws 1337 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,360 your eyes, not the. You never told me, but I know. 1338 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:46,920 How did you break your nose? I was playing football and a guy 1339 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:50,440 went to head the ball and I also went to head the ball and he 1340 01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,640 didn't look and I had a backwards as I was coming in 1341 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,400 broken nose and then the reset it. 5 yards away from him. 1342 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,760 He wasn't. He was a subway to come up. 1343 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:12,280 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on this week's 1344 01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:15,160 team with me. Go see the wonderful Tim McGarry 1345 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:19,399 on tour tickets for Shane's SSE show, out tickets for my tour as 1346 01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:22,240 well, or out go see us All tickets links at the bottom. 1347 01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:25,520 Yep, subscribe to the team with me Patreon as well, thank you 1348 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,920 very much. And goodbye, yes or no.