1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime big Deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,920 massager squeal. Save big on prime big deal days 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,080 October 8th and 9th. Zippers, welcome to this episode 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,920 of the Tea with Me podcast with me, she and Todd. 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,200 Before we get into the episode, of course you know we need to do 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,400 it. I got to plug a few things 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:32,880 starting off with patreon.com/tea with Me podcast. 9 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:39,760 What flavours that Patreon would do a bonus episode on Monday 10 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,760 called the Special Brew live stream on a Friday. 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,120 Anytime we put up an event, it goes on Patreon first, and we 12 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,760 have an event for December. Can I? 13 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,000 I can't say any more about it, probably. 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,040 I've already talked about an episode. 15 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:56,040 All I'll say is this is going to fly off the shelves. 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:01,480 It's a live event happening around Santa time, if you know 17 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,160 what I mean. And you can give the date and 18 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:09,480 location. 20th of December in the Limelight, who knows what 19 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,800 it's going to be. Keep your eyes peeled for that. 20 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,960 There'll be a few stars. Keep your eyes peeled for that. 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,960 We not we. I have a tour. 22 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:24,240 I'm on tour probably currently already at the minute she and 23 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,760 talk comedy.com for tickets, going on the venue websites. 24 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,360 I'm all over the place. I'm doing a big run, which is 25 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,360 mostly sold out in October in the Grand Opera House in 26 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,200 Belfast. In November, I'm doing a run as 27 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,440 well. There's still some tickets left 28 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,600 for that as we recorded this last night that I sold at 29 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:42,160 Olympia in Dublin. 1100 people. 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He's a people's Prince. 62 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:34,480 He has tiny hands. He is none other than your 63 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:39,040 friend of mine, the Goblin King, about to do the SSE Arena 64 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,280 himself. He's doing 2 nights there. 65 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,160 He's having a great time. He loves it. 66 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,720 You love him. We love him. 67 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,520 Please welcome my friend Kieran Bartlett. 68 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,800 There was always rumours in school that people had love eggs 69 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,760 in. In. 70 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:58,560 Scholar in like in in. School, you know. 71 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,400 You've had one that you've had a wee love egg and before when you 72 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,560 when you have to be away from Chloe, that's how you keep. 73 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,040 The only eggs I love are perfectly poached. 74 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:12,160 And creamy. Do you know, like I like a wee 75 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,040 mini egg but not loads and just a couple. 76 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,200 I like if somebody else has a bag and you get a couple of 77 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,000 them. See that? 78 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,839 That goes against what? Well, mini eggs. 79 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,200 You know, I'm a slop. I have to eat them all. 80 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,640 See that? See that? 81 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,320 Whatever our crispy shell is, I should put that on more hangs, 82 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,160 like a vanilla flavour hang. Imagine that on crisps, right? 83 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:37,040 Yeah, how crisp that would be. Buns with mini eggs in them are 84 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,000 a lovely touch. I like when you get joy like 85 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,320 used to like do you remember around length you would get like 86 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:49,760 you would get like shredded wheat nest with two wee mini 87 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:50,080 eggs. Yeah. 88 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,520 Or I like a like a bond seal. Yeah, for Trocra. 89 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,800 Are shredded wheat still killing? 90 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,720 I don't think so. There must be, but like I 91 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,400 Remember Remember the odds with beefy on them in both them. 92 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thought it used to be like, 93 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,000 yeah, it's good for your heart and also but you can't eat 3 and 94 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,440 I'm like, yeah, don't gamble. That's me beefy. 95 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,320 All right, I've been, I've been eating these covered in 96 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:20,920 chocolate and mini eggs in them. It's it's mad because, well, I 97 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,640 just thought I thought you remember all those times you 98 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,560 were told they're starving children here, they're starving 99 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,080 children there. And the way to raise money for 100 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,000 those children was to be a fuck up. 101 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,800 What a Bunsiel. What attack? 102 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:39,880 In tournament, were you winky? Would you like like would you be 103 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,160 interested in like romantic getaway and then cover Chloe in 104 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,480 mini eggshell? No how? 105 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:52,880 Many dinner. Eat into anything is a grim 106 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,920 phrase. I just pressure you in the 107 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,320 Galborn naked with a wee toffee hammer. 108 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:04,520 Just naked apart from a miniac. Hide my little and I tell you 109 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,400 some toffee hammer. Can I tell you something? 110 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,360 There was speaking like things, covering things. 111 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:15,400 My muse play for a football team and there was a coach and his 112 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,680 banter was based around the fact that he had like the smallest 113 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,160 penis in Northern Ireland. Jesus. 114 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,720 Christ, like that was like the banter, right? 115 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,600 Yeah, like a micro penis. And they were on like Christmas 116 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,400 night out my maid and only like joined the club and he's like 117 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,720 the manager or someone brought the coach over and he's like get 118 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,440 the bags down though in the social club and he like gets 119 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,200 them down and he's like and he's like he loves it more than that. 120 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:42,600 He's like Allie, maybe Dick, and they put a look at it bottle cup 121 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:46,240 over his deck and I mean it went it was it covered and then he 122 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,160 goes, then he goes everyone have a few drinks. 123 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,640 He was the coach, then went one more time make up bigger and 124 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,360 all, and he's like like hitting it like we, you know, like the 125 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,360 we door stops at least bringing. Yeah, yeah, he. 126 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,040 Was good at that and then my mate went it got weird after 127 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,560 about 35 seconds because he was essentially just wanking him 128 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:07,240 off. Jesus Christ. 129 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:11,640 I'm a mate left the club. Look, have you ever used a 130 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,840 toffee hammer? On Toffee, yes, yeah, yeah, you 131 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,760 said. I used it as if it was being 132 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,440 used for someone else. But what else could? 133 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,440 You show or bad DIY? You you would definitely 134 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,200 incorporate into Warhammer. I would, you know what I would, 135 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,040 I would like to do with it? Hit wood with it and make 136 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,600 judgments on people. You mean toffee? 137 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,360 Hammer with your hands. Ugly. 138 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,520 Yeah, judged. And then I'll have a wee bit of 139 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,520 toffee. A toffee. 140 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,040 Hammer with you would be like a large. 141 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:45,200 Axe, you know, you know what we got in in Scotland, you know 142 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,400 whether they're big toffee people. 143 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,520 That sounds like such a. Silent. 144 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,560 Toffee though. Yeah, the Highland Toffee 145 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,680 people. Remember, do you remember you 146 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,960 used to be able to get we thin bars of Highland toffee? 147 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the We Furry Coil. 148 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,680 Yeah, yeah. And you used to be able to get. 149 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,800 What is that? As a highlight, I would I would 150 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,200 have said a hurry car. Yeah. 151 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,920 And you, you. But you also used to be able to 152 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,640 get blocks of it with a hammer. But anyway, yeah. 153 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,480 Yeah, yeah, I remember. They're big in the what do you 154 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,920 call the other thing they make tablet, which is a hard fudge. 155 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,040 See, I don't like all the all the hard stuff. 156 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,200 Despite what you've heard, I don't like hard things. 157 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:29,720 This is just slightly harder than fudge so but but they also. 158 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,159 Do I like room temp fudge crumbles like we needed? 159 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:33,760 Yeah, yeah. I don't, I don't like that. 160 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:38,720 We made, we made, we got fudge. Chloe wanted to get some. 161 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,799 She will have already given this present by the time this goes 162 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:43,039 out, so it's OK. She wanted to get some fudge for 163 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,840 a couple of friends of hers, right from like a special place 164 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,560 and. Such a like 1820s gift. 165 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:56,480 I couldn't find the Turkish delight and we so we're at this 166 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,560 place called the. Fudge. 167 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,280 Bring fudge. Fudge for everyone. 168 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,520 Fudge. Parcel of fudge. 169 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,000 Where's the place called the Fudge House? 170 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,320 It was I'll I'll say this. It was my dog. 171 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,760 The place the place was the place was deck out as if they 172 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,120 were selling people in it. You know, like the you know, the 173 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,400 auction and taken it was like that, except it's people bidding 174 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,200 on like I can see you lemon meringue fudge, Roman reason. 175 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,320 I can see you 100,000. I can see you're poor woman poor 176 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,200 and you sound Pellegrino and you're just there just pressing 177 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,440 a wee. Button spin on people. 178 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,600 Yeah, anyway, we got. I didn't fudge. 179 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,320 People we got, we got all, we got all kinds like oh mate, 180 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,160 there was 1. Just you're in French. 181 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:47,320 Yeah, I had to go a second time because had to because. 182 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,760 Had to like when. You go with it. 183 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,400 No, no, we did, because the the stuff, the stuff that was bought 184 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:57,360 as a president was used. Yeah, Joe and I don't like you 185 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,520 didn't say you it was. You it was spoiled. 186 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,960 Ah, you've had fudge in your belly button. 187 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,840 You will not tell me otherwise. Something, there's some in the 188 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,960 house right now. I can't even look at it. 189 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,760 It's mental, I'll tell you that. So it's so rich, like you can 190 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,040 only take like a wee tiny bit of it and then you're like. 191 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:21,040 Yeah, because I got, I got some vegan forge in a garage once and 192 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,160 it was delicious. But it was it was Madagascan 193 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,560 vanilla. I like that I galas and I were 194 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,520 talking with this a while back about things that are like 195 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,880 everywhere for a while, you know, so he he talked about Thai 196 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,560 sweet. I think he might. 197 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,960 Have Thai sweet chilli. He had a bit of a. 198 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,640 Sort shouldn't maybe talk about Thai sweet chilli, but have you 199 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,000 noticed that everything is there? 200 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,720 Like Madagascan vanilla is one of those things. 201 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,040 Yeah, that's everywhere. Well, can I? 202 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,720 Can I give you one triple cooked chips? 203 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:51,200 Ah, pulled pork, pulled pulled made while ago. 204 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,400 No, no, I'm trying to get some what's right now. 205 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,840 There was something fuck there was one that I saw the other 206 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,640 day. I went Why is that everywhere 207 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,760 the minute? Bottomless brunch. 208 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,560 What's up? What do you mean you just like 209 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,840 refill? Yeah, I think it's you go for 210 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,600 brunch and then your drinks or you get like champagne. 211 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,960 I would prefer if the plates were bottomless, you know what I 212 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:17,720 mean? No, there's definitely one I saw 213 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,640 the other day. I went. 214 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,600 Sriracha is getting there with being everywhere, but there was 215 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,440 one that I saw the other day I went trying to get where we 216 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:31,280 were. It's a good story anyway, but 217 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,320 yes, triple cooked chips is definitely one of those. 218 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,560 Yeah, well, how long before they're doing quadruple cooked? 219 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:37,080 Chips. I know. 220 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,880 Do you know what the three cooks are? 221 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,080 What? The triple cook is have you ever 222 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:42,760 made them? No. 223 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,240 So you parboil them right and you let them dry. 224 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,000 You wrestle Nickname. Definitely Parboil. 225 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:54,640 Parboil and then Susan Parboil and then yeah, yeah, you, you, 226 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,080 you drop them once in the in the fryer and you left them up and 227 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,200 let them sit again and dropping again. 228 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,320 And that's how you achieve maximum crisp on the outside of 229 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,360 fluffy. Air my air fryer does Max crisp 230 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,320 do? You get like. 231 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,680 Do you still have fluffy centre though? 232 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it? 233 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,520 Just soft or is it fluffy? Oh I I love the air fryer. 234 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,800 I haven't got one. Really. 235 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,880 I thought you would definitely have. 236 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,920 One, do you know what I'm I'm I'm in I'm looking for a juicer 237 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,000 right now, and I don't mean any of these part lifter. 238 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:27,080 I mean a fucking an actual juice machine because I bought one 239 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,520 thing and it was a juicer, but it's actually a blender, right? 240 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,440 So it doesn't. Really. 241 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,000 Say Blender. So what? 242 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,280 Made you think it was a juicer. I thought it was. 243 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,720 I sort of just got confused between the difference. 244 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,320 I thought, that's the same thing, right? 245 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:42,400 It's not A blender keeps all the pulp inside and mixes it 246 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,200 through. That's not what I want. 247 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,640 You know what I want to be able to do? 248 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,240 I want to be able to make apple ginger mint on meal terms. 249 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,160 You know what I mean? And I want to be able to make a. 250 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,680 Real man of the people. I want to be able to make Carrot 251 00:12:55,360 --> 00:13:01,360 Apple and what's your own ginger cut apple ginger carrots and and 252 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,360 maybe we see his lean of turmeric in their shells, the 253 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,440 joints. Mini egg shells. 254 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,720 The joints, Yeah, yeah, are. You on health care? 255 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,800 No, I am. I am down. 256 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,400 I am down a few pounds, remember? 257 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,520 Which is incredible news given that we basically had shit, and 258 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,960 not just on stage. Given your We Dirty series. 259 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,880 Given me I know we dirty seemed like we dirty was a great idea 260 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:29,520 is a great idea, but there is also a sense of you're slowly 261 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,080 killing yourself to make Instagram content. 262 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,480 Yeah, you know what a way to go do. 263 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,120 You know, all kind of so we weren't the one that was 264 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,000 recommended that we ended up not putting the video out for 265 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,880 because you didn't like it. It was bad like but also. 266 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,400 Can I say my only criticism we dirty this everywhere was 10 out 267 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,000 of 10. Right. 268 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 No, listen. Right, listen. 269 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,400 A lot of the places were between 8 and 10 out of 10, but they 270 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,000 actually literally were. And then when we went to this 271 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:00,920 place, which in my view, in my generous view was a six ever was 272 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,480 being cut through about it. It was like a four. 273 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,920 I sort of went, you know what, I'm not a real food critic, so I 274 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,720 don't really want to shit on this business. 275 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,520 But it was it was pish but. You must have such. 276 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,960 It was a sorry, it was a place that was like that. 277 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:24,000 It's whole thing is 1 item, so that item must be good. 278 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,880 It must be better than that item when I make at my house. 279 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,120 What it What was the food? I would tell you, everyone will 280 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,240 know what I'm talking about. Yeah, and this is what I was 281 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,280 going to say. You have a. 282 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,880 You're like a potato, right? Right, Although you're not, 283 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,480 you're like, I'm not a food critic. 284 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,000 You have such an inflated opinion of your opinion that you 285 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,360 think if you give this place that, if you give this place a 286 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,640 low score, they're going out of business. 287 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,640 That's what you think. You think. 288 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:52,080 Listen, if I if I bash fucking mashed potatoes or us, they're 289 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,440 done. I wouldn't have wanted to shed 290 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,880 on it, but it was bad. It was really bad because no, 291 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,800 because we were tagging all the places and then the location and 292 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,760 all and the places were getting in touch and sent 5 survey and 293 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,320 all and like our halls we've been. 294 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,920 It was nice and I like I'm all like I don't want somebody to 295 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,320 get in touch and go. I make better mash than you. 296 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,320 I make only only if it's three mini egg shallow. 297 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:20,960 And but this is the thing like it was made. 298 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,760 See the mash in our place? It was fucking very poor. 299 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,640 Now I am a mash daddy. In the house, I make return of 300 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,080 the mash. In the house I make good mash. 301 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,040 Johnny Mash. And this was, this was, this 302 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,680 was, this was so. Shit, Marcus Mashford. 303 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,480 It was, it was bad. It was so bad. 304 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,520 How? Much, My father. 305 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,960 Yeah. It's weird to just do one thing, 306 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,800 but you're right, if you're going to do one thing, do it 307 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,880 properly. We also had two places where we 308 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,360 didn't quite finish the video. There's definitely one that we 309 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,640 should put up If I just finish it now just do like a wee. 310 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:03,320 That was this out of 10. But I would say this place, this 311 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:07,360 place, the food was like decent. It was sort of average service. 312 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,640 Unbelievable, right? Best service. 313 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,160 Like do you know what the dead meant? 314 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,440 Lecture hall? They they came, they they told 315 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,960 us the kitchen was closed closing. 316 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,000 And when we went back and said they came out and said Chef 317 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,480 says, you know, he fired up. Like if you want, yeah. 318 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,440 That's because they've heard you're given everywhere in 319 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,320 Edinburgh. And then and then we went back 320 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,600 in and also not. So now my opinion isn't 321 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,840 inflated. Everyone is seeing it anyway. 322 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,320 So we went. So we went back. 323 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,080 She went back in and it was the night United were playing 324 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,600 Wolves, or or rather the night Wolves were playing United, and 325 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,400 United stayed there and somehow won the game. 326 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:48,440 Anyway, we went, we went back in the camp and they sought me at 327 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:53,080 because it was a public and they sat me at a table and there 328 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,840 wasn't like you couldn't see any TV's. 329 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:59,240 The next time they come over, put a screen down at the right 330 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,000 at our table and we have the United game on the big screen. 331 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,640 Did they think you were Robbie Coltrane? 332 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,560 I loved it. I I hope they must have had for 333 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,920 some months. You know, it's the ghost of 334 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,520 Cracker. You know what I mean, Hacker? 335 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:17,599 It's Ghost. You're a medium, Harry. 336 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:19,640 That's how you're seeing me. You know what I mean? 337 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,800 Who do you think they might have thought you were? 338 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:29,520 John Culshaw, he's put on a wee bit, you know, still a great 339 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,840 impression to care more than this. 340 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,280 No, I don't know. I don't know. 341 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:40,560 I'm trying to think who could that Joe brand, you know what I 342 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,800 mean? Yeah, I know mate. 343 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,800 It was brilliant. I was, I was a lovely place. 344 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,400 So I would say the food was like an 8. 345 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,400 Look home. Service was like a can't service 346 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,120 was like an 11. So overall like a nine, like a 347 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,920 like a 9 1/2, right? It was good. 348 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,360 And when I went to see you in Edinburgh, your voice was very 349 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,960 soundness sore and I was sad for you. 350 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,480 It was shit. And I said you just need to calm 351 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,360 it down a little bit because you were doing too much. 352 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,960 I had to, I had to, I had to stop doing the comps. 353 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,160 I I stopped for probably. What day were you over on? 354 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:15,720 Friday, yeah. So I stopped for about a week 355 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,800 and then I did the last two comps, I think, yeah. 356 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,360 You're the only guy in Edinburgh getting chauffeured around 357 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,560 between the shows. I like that. 358 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,800 I had to. Yeah, I had to. 359 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,120 Well, we're living in what? We're living out, sort of in 360 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,560 Leith. Yeah, in Leith. 361 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,720 Like leaf Walk actually. Have you heard the song Sunshine 362 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,400 on Leith by The Proclaimers? I've seen the movie by Danny 363 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,440 Boyle. Brilliant song. 364 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,400 That's good. Yeah. 365 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,320 What was your accommodation like? 366 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,200 Nice. I insisted. 367 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:46,000 It was very good. Do you know what was weird? 368 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:51,240 The bed was a wee bit smaller, Norse, but it was very comfy 369 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:55,080 anyway. And it was sort of like, I don't 370 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,080 know why I started talking about the bed, but it was nice. 371 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:02,160 Do you know what I didn't like? The what I didn't like the I 372 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:07,600 didn't like that you had the park under the building, right? 373 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,920 You can just park out in the street right here. 374 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,160 That it was slightly inconvenient for me. 375 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,840 The only guy with a car at the fringe. 376 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,800 You need one, you're complete. You need what? 377 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,320 Listen, see if you have the guitar and you have all that 378 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:24,760 shit and you're fucking living where we were living like half 379 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,280 an hour walk away from the. Venue. 380 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,920 Yeah, to be fair, you couldn't cart the guitar around Edinburgh 381 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,560 because it's on your Eagle as well. 382 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,840 Like, there's no way. I don't. 383 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,400 I don't like carrying it. Do you know what it is? 384 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:39,200 I I, I mean, it was, it was hard enough walking from the car into 385 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,520 the venue with it every night. Three people, yeah, it's a 386 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,560 nightmare. Did you have any like, not 387 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,760 unsavery interactions, but you know, you're a guy, doesn't like 388 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,920 to be touched, all that kind of stuff? 389 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,880 Any like drunk people picking in the headlight? 390 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,960 Actually, do you know, do you know what was annoying? 391 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,880 People. People. 392 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,240 People go in the mode in Edinburgh. 393 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,680 I've noticed where they go. It's the, it's the Fringe, 394 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,360 darling. And I'm just going to walk out 395 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,240 in the middle of this fucking very busy Rd. 396 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,520 Yeah. And people won't. 397 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,280 No one will hit me. Yeah, you go. 398 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,960 No one will hit you because they know if they fucking touch your 399 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,120 handbag with their car, they're getting fucking sued. 400 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,160 So people are swerving around you. 401 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,600 It's not that they won't hit you. 402 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,280 They're trying desperately to avoid you and every other count. 403 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,960 Like you, it's on the road. Because you probably you don't 404 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,240 like the street performance art and all that kind of stuff. 405 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,240 It's. Like people coming up to you in 406 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,040 character. And how odd, you know to hit. 407 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,440 Mr Coltrane. You know the hit the the ones 408 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:47,280 that were like, so there was a guy doing some mantle with a 409 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,520 chainsaw in the middle of the street. 410 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,920 Anything you do with the street. So he's. 411 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,840 Like he's like saw and shit up and then he's throwing the 412 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,280 chainsaw and catching it and all right. 413 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:01,080 And the PR guys that were with him, they were they were 414 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,880 standing sort of down a bit from him. 415 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,000 Now you can hear and see him throwing a fucking chainsaw and 416 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,560 people shitting themselves. Do you know, it was nearly like 417 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,440 imagine if Jesus was it at the fringe, right? 418 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,920 And actually was for instance, I love magic, right? 419 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,960 So like somebody doing magic, I love it. 420 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,880 But there's also occasionally a magic trick where you watch it 421 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,880 and go holy fuck, that is actually it's uncomfortable, 422 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,760 right, right. Sometimes I saw a brilliant 423 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,640 magic thing I have to tell you about and I saw a shit magic 424 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,600 thing I have to tell you about, right. 425 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,600 Anyway, brilliant, uncomfortable, right. 426 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:44,040 And so I imagine if Jesus was at the fringe and actually like, 427 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,400 you know, I know hate somebody or something, you would actually 428 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,440 go Jesus Christ. So somebody throwing a fucking 429 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,280 chance, all people are going to fuck me if he drops that. 430 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,760 And there's it's the French. So like people are good, but 431 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,440 some people aren't and some people will drop a chance after 432 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,120 they throw it. His PR guys were going don't 433 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,040 worry about it. Nothing going on here, nothing 434 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,280 to see. Just a guy tossing three chance 435 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:14,880 in there and I'm going fuck up, fuck up on me. 436 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,200 It was it was actually making my blood boil. 437 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,360 And that was the night we were walking down to see use. 438 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,560 So what I'd also made my blood boil was that we walked up the 439 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,920 steepest hill in Edinburgh to get the wings, only to receive a 440 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,360 message to say walk up the next bed of this very steep hill, 441 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,920 come and meet us at a burger place. 442 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,120 What did you make that place? But you had to ask for a sauce 443 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:35,320 A. Lot. 444 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,680 I'd ask for BBQ sauce three times and then Chloe took over 445 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,200 and got handled. I actually liked it. 446 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,440 It was nice. She thought. 447 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,880 It was quite nice Steve, But I loved seeing as the friends and 448 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,800 it was nice, just a breeze in full of life. 449 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,320 In and out. Because you guys were looking at 450 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,600 me weird and it was because I life. 451 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,240 It was it was because you weren't dead. 452 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,280 Yeah, we we pot, Potty said. When he left, he was like all 453 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,840 odds and my Sentinel. We were like, you're messing up 454 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,280 because when you left, we were also youth. 455 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,400 You know what I mean? We were also having a good time 456 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,520 pretty much around that midpoint. 457 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,880 Me, Mickey, Willy, Robbie, all of us just fell into like a 458 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,880 complete fucking Edinburgh coma, like a like a fucking French 459 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,520 hole where you're just like, that's it. 460 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,400 Did you? Your roast bottle of Lily was 461 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,360 great. I was made. 462 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,840 He ruined me like. I love no. 463 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,200 It was, it was, it was like the style of no. 464 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,040 No, yeah, but he rounded me like there was. 465 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,520 He was so good there. Was boy in the plus size 466 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,680 pyjamas? Should have got more of a. 467 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,040 Lot. There was a couple of ones that 468 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,520 he said, have you seen the full thing? 469 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,760 Yeah, there was a couple of ones that he said that he eat a Moss 470 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,760 to put on cliffs, which is fine, but there was 1 about me being a 471 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,920 certain type of attacker. That was absolutely the best 472 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,080 joke anyone's ever said to me about me. 473 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,480 But you can see it on my Patreon anyway. 474 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:56,120 So the the can I talk to you about the magic, right? 475 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,480 As you know, or maybe you don't, I love it, right? 476 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,960 I didn't. Know that you were a Big Magic 477 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:02,560 head. I didn't. 478 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:07,160 Know that I am like, I swear to God, I am like a wee happy boy. 479 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:13,320 Can I choose something? Yeah, describe to people what 480 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,720 I'm doing, Foster. I might get picked up in this 481 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,880 camera. Shane's standing up. 482 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:21,240 I'm on this one, OK? Shane is standing up, he's 483 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,480 turned side on to me. Ready. 484 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:32,840 Yep, he's about to levitate. Come over here like stand up so 485 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,360 you can see it, right? That'll do. 486 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,480 Just look over at me, right? Ready. 487 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,040 It's pretty good. It's pretty good. 488 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,600 He's done the, he's done the old. 489 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,200 Is that David? Blame, David, Blame that. 490 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,200 That was, yeah, the levitation in the street. 491 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,840 I could show you another one. Dynamo, Dynamo, Devil More. 492 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:56,800 He flew above the hold on Dynamo, Dynamo flew above the 493 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,920 fucking Christ the Redeemer and our Kevin goes, I goes. 494 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,840 How's he doing that? Then? 495 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,880 John Kev's answer was strings, right? 496 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,120 Watch this, put your on board. Please don't draw me well watch. 497 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,240 This right? Can you draw a wee hole please? 498 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,440 Go ahead. OK, watch this. 499 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:24,080 Ready. So you like magic, right? 500 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,160 Right. I love magic. 501 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,760 I was incredible. I was like having Paul Daniels 502 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:36,560 layer at me. No, we so we went right tell you 503 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,920 about the good show first, right. 504 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,520 So there was these three guys. It was called in CNR of magic 505 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,080 mate. It was insane. 506 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:48,640 Like it ranged from Megan, the third magician appear in a cage 507 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,920 at the start of the show to like one of them. 508 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,080 This was the uncomfortable one. One of them like put like 509 00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:00,080 scalpel blades in his mouth and took them out on put, put floss 510 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,840 in there and then put them out on a string. 511 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,480 And then which I was actually like a bit. 512 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they did, oh, they did 513 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,040 this one. But sorry, do you think they're 514 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,400 really, are they really doing that? 515 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,520 I I don't know. You know, they're like putting a 516 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,000 sword down their throat. Do they do that? 517 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,280 I think so, yeah. Oh right, mate. 518 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,080 So he, he, they did. And I can. 519 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,760 Put big stuff down my throat. They did this, they did this one 520 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,640 that was absolutely Bachmann, right? 521 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:31,920 So we all had, they gave us all our envelopes like it was all on 522 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,880 the seats, right? And it had each one of them had 523 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,720 a flyer in it for their show. And each flyer was different 524 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,360 like so there was sorry, there was three types of flyer. 525 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,320 There was one with magician A1 with magician B1 with magician C 526 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,560 on it, right. They get everyone to swap the 527 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,800 flyer with someone beside them, then fold it over, then fold it 528 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,160 again, fold it up in the I think something like 8 or 16 even 529 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:05,680 squares and then turret right. And then basically, you know, it 530 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:11,040 was some shit where you had to like you. 531 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,080 You had to fucking let me get this. 532 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,320 Like This is why I'm not the magician. 533 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,360 But there was bets where like, so we were up on the balcony, 534 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,000 there was bets where they're going. 535 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,560 You choose how many bits here you want to throw away, 1-2 or 536 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,400 three, you're throwing bits away. 537 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,160 Other people are like swap and then swap the swap person, swap 538 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,880 about person, throw away another bit. 539 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,480 Change it to the front, throw away another bit and at the end 540 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:39,240 of it, everyone was left like basically you had you put it 541 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,640 back together with another one of the Flyers or something that 542 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,320 they have and it was like everyone in the whole room got 543 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,160 the same flower with the same missing but. 544 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,280 Can I say what none of that makes sense. 545 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,440 It well, it was amazing. It was insane, right Then we saw 546 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,800 this other guy confusion. We saw this other guy who I 547 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,440 don't want to. Is that the end of the story? 548 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,480 I could tell. You better and then you give 549 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,400 that to someone. Else but every everyone ended up 550 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,560 with the same thing. How does that happen in a room 551 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,360 full of people where they're going throw away two or three 552 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,400 bits whatever you want throw away one bit if you want throw 553 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,240 away a bit or keep it and everyone's making different 554 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,480 decisions. How do we all end up with the 555 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:22,840 same fucking bit magic, insane magic, as I'm saying, like kind 556 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,480 of tell you about the shit one that we want to see, but. 557 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,480 Without I don't want to have speed. 558 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,120 I don't want oh faster, I actually want to slow down the. 559 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,000 Oh, please don't. The I don't want to name this 560 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,200 person, right, but there was bets in the show, mate. 561 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,840 Darren Brown's a He's not a magician, he's a wizard. 562 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,920 That's different right now. You think, don't you? 563 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,400 The Darren Brown really is magic. 564 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,040 I think Darren Brown and Dynamo are actually magic. 565 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,600 Yeah. And I, my thought on it is, and 566 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,240 I might write a book on this at some point, like a novel, right? 567 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,520 Because I. Can I can I give you advice? 568 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,120 Don't. This is good. 569 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,640 Nobody here. This is good because Darren. 570 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,760 By Darren Brown and Dynamo are really Magic by Kieran Bartlett. 571 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,800 No, no, no. A character I I will write. 572 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,240 I will. Write some of your Waterstones 573 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,960 for that one anyway. I will write a character who is 574 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,160 actually magic but tells everyone he isn't because that's 575 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,160 what you would say. Right, that's a movie I like. 576 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,960 It OK, so anyway, this is good right? 577 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:23,560 So we went to see this one. I have my wee sore throat right, 578 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,600 So we'll say this shouldn't have had popcorn at the start of the 579 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,240 show because it's very dry and it made me splatter like it was 580 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,600 in a monster gas attack right now. 581 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,760 Anyway, we. I love the people who have been 582 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,360 a mustard. Mustard. 583 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,160 I think they're all dead. World War One. 584 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,000 Be surprised. I fucking really? 585 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,680 I would be surprised. Well, because. 586 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,000 They would be 105 if they were born in 1918. 587 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,240 Well, if they've been eaten, their shredded weight. 588 00:29:55,200 --> 00:30:00,080 So, so I we went to see this guy. 589 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,920 Now you know the way, you know the way magicians are supposed 590 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,440 to be and all. So is he selling? 591 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,360 Popcorn on his show. There was popcorn outside. 592 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,480 Yeah, at the venue. All right. 593 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,000 I got a wee bag anyway. Right? 594 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,600 Salty and sweet now. Shouldn't have it anyway. 595 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,400 I coughed loads. I had to leave for a minute 596 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,880 anyway, Kim, I really did. I had to come back in. 597 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,800 So the tricks were right. You know why a magician should 598 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,560 be, like, Slick? Yeah. 599 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,480 And like, you know, I'm throwing this out into the crowd. 600 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,960 Throw it back to me. Of course, there is a chance 601 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,960 they won't catch it, but you want them to catch it. 602 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,200 You certainly don't want them to fumble every time. 603 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,800 Yeah, at. Mate, it was so bad for things 604 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,960 like that. Also, the stage hands coming on 605 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,680 were real sloppy. Now, this was a very. 606 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,560 This was a Big Magic show and a big, big venue. 607 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:56,440 It should have been better. Right now I'll say this to get 608 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,520 the right I don't I sorted them on identify the guy, but this 609 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:04,040 might identify he has like a like a cast on like a, you know, 610 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,120 like a big moon boot. Oh yeah, now I know the the the 611 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,960 broken leg. Anyone that reserve will know 612 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,360 him all about now. He had a big moon boot on right? 613 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:17,080 I genuinely thought. I don't want to name this guy, 614 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,520 but he had a moon boot. Oh yeah, the magic moon boot 615 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,320 man. No. 616 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,760 Anybody who shot will know him all about right? 617 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,040 He had this big moon boot on and he was sort of limping, right? 618 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,640 Yeah. And I'm sitting there the whole 619 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:36,040 show going, honey, deck me, I'm prepared to be decked by that, 620 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,360 right? Yeah. 621 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,200 Pull the fucking rabbit out of it, right? 622 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,520 Yeah. And then he just didn't. 623 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,880 And then, and then he had, he had a big, he had a big plaster 624 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:50,320 all over his eye. And I'm sitting on this, right? 625 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,840 And then he just didn't. And he told us at the end of the 626 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:57,360 show, he has a big finale where there's like swinging, swinging 627 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,960 on fire, kettle bells swinging, right? 628 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,560 And he's going to walk through them. 629 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,760 And it turned out the day before he had got fucking twatted by 1. 630 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,480 And even when he was telling me that we're sitting there going, 631 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,160 yeah, I. But like, he didn't know. 632 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,160 So like, and then as he was going through them, one of them 633 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,160 totally grazed them and I'm going. 634 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,760 And it, it was just dangerous. Yeah, it it was like. 635 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,160 Yeah, you need to think he's in control. 636 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,160 And then do you know what it was as well? 637 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,240 See the show like in terms of like bits being played in. 638 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,600 They had screens, they had bits of sound. 639 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,680 Everything went wrong this day. We were in and it was just like. 640 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,040 Because, like you say, sometimes they'll do that. 641 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,200 And then they'll do it. It was all part of it, you know? 642 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,680 Did you ever see? Have you ever write? 643 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:51,920 So I when I was younger, I saw a magician who who was a brilliant 644 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,800 juggler as well, right, Like Berlin. 645 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,800 And obviously the thing with juggling is, you know, out of 646 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,920 ball want. Only you will come on the 647 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,440 podcast and go. The thing with juggling is. 648 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,640 No, but like the the thing that people do to make juggling more 649 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:14,760 exciting is like out of ball or add flames or add add an item, 650 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,680 right? So like if you start, if you 651 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,120 start with two bad cocks, you want to fucking set them on fire 652 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,520 and then out of third, right? So it's like 3 big three big 653 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,400 flaming cocks, right. And so I saw this guy, he just 654 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,320 go who came on. I was doing like a three or four 655 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,560 ball, fucking very impressive routine while shot and all. 656 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,200 And then he was actually reducing it and making it more 657 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,840 like it was actually better and he got down to doing 1 ball. 658 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,960 Juggling one ball. Mate, it's not. 659 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,600 It sounds like he's just going like that. 660 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,960 Yeah, it was one of the best things I've ever seen in my 661 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,320 life, and it's based off of an old act. 662 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,520 That was a one ball. You can't not like this guy. 663 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,440 I mean, this guy was doing mad shit. 664 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,040 Throwing it up so high, doing all this shit and then being 665 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,400 like, I can't like, it was fucking incredible, right? 666 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,920 Anyway, it was sort of like that. 667 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,400 It was a wee bit more impressive right, but this guy just kept 668 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,560 dropping everything over a number, and I admit I actually 669 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,080 couldn't believe it because you you want you want of a magician 670 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,960 drop something you wanted to be that that's when he fucked you. 671 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,360 You know what I mean? That's when he. 672 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:24,400 Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was all so bad, but 673 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:29,000 like that, that thing where he was like, yeah, yesterday, 674 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,320 thought of myself, yeah, basically I was like, she's 675 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,719 taking the kids and I'll say that. 676 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,159 See loads of tricks. They were for a person on stage. 677 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,320 See the way you were here? He literally did stuff like 678 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:44,719 that, like throwing stuff behind someone's head, and we can all 679 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,080 see that that's what he's doing. Yeah, but it was £20. 680 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,080 I didn't know you're such a magic guy. 681 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,679 I love that. Can you do any magic yourself? 682 00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:53,760 No, I can't tell you as well. We haven't. 683 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,960 Yeah. So the guys that we're doing in 684 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,960 CNR Magic, right, they have a shop member, embers only and 1st 685 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,000 Magic shop, right? And it's quite far away from 686 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 where we're staying. It's in Haymarket, right? 687 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,440 And Chloe and we looked up the open on original and they only 688 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,240 opened from 12:00 to 5:00 on like certain days. 689 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,000 And Chloe and I went over to it and it said there was a note on 690 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,320 the door saying on an important call, I'll be back in 5 minutes. 691 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,200 Waited for about 15, couldn't get in, went home, very 692 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,560 disappointed. Went back on another day when it 693 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,240 was meant to be open. Nobody there. 694 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,000 And I'm got it because I wanted to start my magic journey. 695 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,120 It's magic. Oh, you want to get in the 696 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,640 magic? I would love to but like I would 697 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,800 only do it. What would you call yourself? 698 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,600 The Great Burrito. No, I don't know. 699 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,040 I don't know. What would you call me, Flash? 700 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,280 No. What would be a good magician? 701 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,040 Like the great. Yeah, the great something you 702 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,240 know I want you to. Be great or someone the great 703 00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,320 you know. Yeah. 704 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:06,000 Tina Turner the great, you know. I think I would love to see you 705 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,520 do a magic show. See if I see if I can find a way 706 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,240 to. Make. 707 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,720 Skills out of these hands. I'll always try it. 708 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,760 You know what? I. 709 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,480 Mean if you made like adult size hands appear that could be that 710 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,520 could be great. From within the group would be 711 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,320 great. But you enjoyed the French? 712 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,200 Yes, there. Yes, there were a few things 713 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,320 that I didn't enjoy, but I mostly had a good time, but it 714 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,040 was just really tiring like. Upgrading the standard line the 715 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,680 way home. Upgrade on the standard line, 716 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,680 the way home shout out, it was great. 717 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,080 What does a wee suite get you in there? 718 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,280 What does that? Talk us through it. 719 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,200 So you get like a nice wee bed, you get your own wee bog, 720 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:46,440 there's a shower if you want it, there's a TV, there's a phone, 721 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,440 there's are. You ringing? 722 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,080 Anybody. Anybody you want it works and 723 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,360 they. They put a. 724 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,600 Fridge with You still use a landline fridge? 725 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,640 A fridge with drinks in it. Like what? 726 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,400 Sparkling water? Coke free? 727 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,480 Yeah, time the love. An orange tangle on the boat. 728 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,080 Look, the love in Scotland as well, right? 729 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,080 You know when you've been tangled. 730 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,120 Yeah, but no arm bruise, the big one. 731 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,120 Armbrough is huge. So they're like their fizzy 732 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,520 orange drinks. Basically armbrough's mine and 733 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,320 like I don't. Like it at all ambridge good 734 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,960 gear. I think. 735 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,560 I think it's only doable if it's freezing cold, and even then it 736 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,320 tastes like. Well, they reduced the sugar 737 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,800 they had to. The what? 738 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,920 They've reduced the sugar. I I didn't like it anyway. 739 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,320 So there's a new drink they take Iron Brew 1884 or something and 740 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,880 that's the original 1 and it has still all the sugar. 741 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,680 And then there's there's. Did you sleep on the boat? 742 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,640 On the way back, yeah, just for about an hour of it. 743 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:48,680 Yeah, I was a wee tar boy. Oh, and they give you a wee bowl 744 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,880 of chocolates and they give you like on the tea and coffee 745 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,520 making facilities. But an array, an array of 746 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,320 biscuits like, oh, what? All all all packaged though none 747 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:03,160 of your not just like none of your riffraff crumbs like yeah. 748 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,600 So that was very nice. Now can I make a suggestion? 749 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,440 Yeah, in the lounge they give you pop chips and turtles, 750 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,560 right. You know those crisps? 751 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,720 Yeah, yeah, we bag them in the rooms. 752 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:18,560 Lots if you're watching. You got upgraded for. 753 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,400 Daddy, Daddy, Stannis says. Yeah, you know what I mean? 754 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,440 But I'm what? Stana McCartney. 755 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,680 No. No. 756 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,880 Eh. Stana No. 757 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:41,480 Palma Stana Paul McKenna No. And how did it like talk me 758 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,920 through joy. Have you really came to know 759 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,960 your first day at home, back from the fringe? 760 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,040 What are you wearing and what are you doing? 761 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,320 Is the answer. So is this? 762 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:55,320 Is this? Is this on on the day I actually 763 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,040 arrived? What day do you get back? 764 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,960 Tuesday. OK, can you yawn again? 765 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,280 We just want to get that one. Out. 766 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,360 Do you know why I'm yawn? Because I haven't fucking slept 767 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,040 right in about a month, Shin. I'm sorry. 768 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,280 Time do. You, I don't even stop. 769 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,360 Napping. I don't think I was even home 770 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,880 when you when you nap. Said there's a day, that's why 771 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,920 you can't sleep at night. Don't. 772 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,600 I don't. You think I do? 773 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,760 You think I do? I don't. 774 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,480 I didn't nap yesterday at all. Whoa, I'm. 775 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,200 Trying to get my clock right. Yeah, yeah. 776 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,640 Trying to get my clock back in the in the swing. 777 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,280 Clock. Clock. 778 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,960 Yeah, because we were. Because we were getting so late 779 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,080 every night. Yeah, that was late like when I 780 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,240 did one night of it and I was doing that compilation showing 781 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,000 it starts at like 11:15. I was on 3rd and. 782 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,120 Finished maybe half 12 in there and then you're buzzing so 783 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,200 you're sort of like awake until maybe 3. 784 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,760 So what time do you get back from the French out on the 785 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:48,840 Tuesday? Back into the house at about 786 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,000 6:15. At night. 787 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,960 With the raffles what? At night? 788 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,720 Yep. So you have a raffles, then you 789 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,840 go to bed. Had a raffles, we watched TV 790 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,640 What now? Do you are you wearing the are 791 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,320 you eating the raffles in the clothes you're wearing or do you 792 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,680 go and get into confused to eat the raffles? 793 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,880 See, I travel in confusion, as you know. 794 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,880 So I was I was in my my Adidas. I probably took my T-shirt off 795 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:17,280 and had it with a vest on. I'm a slippers definitely slips 796 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,960 on. Slippers and tracksuit bottoms? 797 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,000 Yeah, you eat your raffles early night. 798 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,000 It's pretty early. Went to bed about half ten, 799 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,520 11:00. And then the next day you do 800 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,880 nothing on my right. I was, no, I was. 801 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,800 I was working yesterday. Oh sorry, 2 days ago, Wednesday 802 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:37,280 just straight in. I have a an unbelievable 803 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,240 workload at the moment. Because I predicted a long 804 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,520 transition period for you coming back and I said to these guys, 805 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,120 he's not going to be in the studio for a month. 806 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:49,640 I, I, I had also thought I'll probably take about like, I 807 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,560 thought it was going to be off until next Tuesday and then I 808 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:57,880 realised I'm gigging tonight, I'm gigging tomorrow and you 809 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:04,400 asked me to come here and which I love and yeah, I'm just, I'm 810 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,880 just do you know, I'm looking forward to United Arsenal on 811 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,080 Sunday. Did you get to hang out with 812 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,480 some great comedians at the French? 813 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,600 Like great Irish comedians. Yeah, all the ones from here. 814 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,520 Yeah, yeah. You make any new friends? 815 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 No, I don't think so. Christopher McArthur Boyd. 816 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,880 I didn't get to hang out with him, no. 817 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,120 Al Porter, you meet any? No I didn't meet him either. 818 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:27,160 I I don't like other comedian. I spoke to a couple of the Irish 819 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,840 ones at the best of Irish but then I had to give him a comp 820 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,200 shows back. I did a few of them and then my 821 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,600 throat really was fucked. No, all when you talk about 822 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,120 this, you said some before this podcast that really took me by 823 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,800 surprise and I thought was quite controversial. 824 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,960 I don't like Yellowstone. Right, sorry. 825 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,440 Right. OK, go for it. 826 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,920 You talk about it. I don't plan to. 827 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,840 Go so. We had for Advance on the 828 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,720 podcast last week and Foy has a little bit of a beef with you 829 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,720 because you've like slobbered to him loads like on your podcast 830 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:02,720 and said like about his accent just just because he sings with 831 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,600 his with his authentic accent. I joke about that. 832 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,000 I don't want no no, no no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 833 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,840 Have the balls to stand over your conviction. 834 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,400 Oh, I start, I start, I stand over. 835 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,440 I have never been convicted. Called. 836 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,280 So you called him Bald I. Don't think it is. 837 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,560 You did. You did. 838 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:26,720 I've certainly thought it. No, I am I, I the only reason I 839 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:29,680 know about his music, the only right this, because this is the 840 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,520 same a wee bit with some people took umbrage of me taking the 841 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,120 pess out of Irish folk music before. 842 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,600 The only reason I'm able to take a pess out of it, well, if you 843 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,480 know what I mean, is because I fucking know it. 844 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,280 Like, I like it. I love it. 845 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,400 I've learned it. See, this is your defence for 846 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,680 you being really sexist. My mom's a woman. 847 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,400 Do you know he's a woman? Do you know do you know though 848 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,760 that like? I have the hands of a woman. 849 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,760 Do you know that I and A girl in the in the fridge. 850 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,000 I am I I was I was a wee joke. I was a wee joke. 851 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,360 I was doing and Amber I was saying I used to tell people I 852 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,320 had the hands of a child. But people can't come in the 853 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:15,400 ribbon freezer. So I I want to call it like it 854 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,520 takes about it takes what's. Your issue before advance. 855 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,200 I don't have an issue with four Vance. 856 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,280 I like 4 Vance. I've been the same live multiple 857 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,040 times. I've been to lose the intimate 858 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,600 gigs in fucking Bangor Abbey and wherever that he's played did. 859 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,520 You go to the Bangor. Abbey, I did go to the Bangor 860 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,680 Abbey one. It was brilliant. 861 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,000 I went to do you know where I saw him one time as well. 862 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,240 And this is like seriously, ages ago in the Menagerie in Belfast, 863 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:43,480 he talked about that actually, where somebody shouted out get 864 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,600 your top off and it was embarrassing. 865 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:49,280 Do you? Yeah, actually it was for sure. 866 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:54,040 Yeah, yeah, so, so sorry. The reason I bring. 867 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,680 Sorry, but sorry your. Enemy for event up is because. 868 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,320 But let me say this, just let me say this. 869 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,400 So see, to do that music or to joke about it, there's a 870 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:07,320 dedication to actually learn it. I played his songs loads like 871 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:11,000 I've learned them. You've shed, you've shed. 872 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,600 You've shed yourself. I have. 873 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,800 You've shed yourself this voice. Voice coming for you. 874 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,360 You've. Shit yourself. 875 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,920 With a yeah you like. Anyway, go ahead, Yellowstone. 876 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,880 So thank you. Umm, so Foley has a song with 877 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,640 Luke Grimes from Yellowstone, Casey from Yellowstone, right? 878 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:31,520 OK plays his song with the long blonde hair and we were talking 879 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,240 about that, but you don't like Yellowstone. 880 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,720 Let me say that's. Not neither just for in furnace. 881 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,240 I'll say this, I love Kevin Costner. 882 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,480 I love Kevin Costner. The guy could pretty much he 883 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,960 could take a piece of shit Rabin Dinfoil and sell it to Queen 884 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,480 Elizabeth. His earrings like I love it, 885 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,360 right? It's great. 886 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,560 See ladder top bounder. No, I love Kevin Costner. 887 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,880 I'll watch him and almost anything. 888 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,000 Joe, I love him and love love love him and Molly's game. 889 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,280 He's not in it a lot and he's a scene stealer. 890 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,280 Do what I like that you are like the things that you don't like 891 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,880 and have a problem with, like for Advance and Yellowstone you 892 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,960 go, I guess you see Kevin Costner, he's the best. 893 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,520 No, I love everything he does. I'm as big as I love Yellowstone 894 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,080 and the only reason I hate Yellowstone is because I've seen 895 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,920 every episode of every. Series, right. 896 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,360 No, no, no, no. Kev does not. 897 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,360 Kev. Kev. 898 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,400 R Kev will R Kev. Yeah. 899 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:29,720 Kevin Costner R Kev will say to you, oh, there, don't bother 900 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,520 watching out our show. It's fucking shagged. 901 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,000 And I go right, well, how far and did you get three series? 902 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,240 What's wrong? Yeah, I just I wasn't enjoying 903 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,280 it, but I wanted I'll have to get the end and I'm like, you 904 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,840 don't need to be grind TV anyway. 905 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,440 He the thing with Yellowstone was so everyone was talking 906 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,360 about it backstage one night in laveries and I was like I do 907 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,600 like Costner so I'll maybe give this a lash. 908 00:45:53,720 --> 00:46:00,760 Went on bought series 1 and I was enjoying it to a point and 909 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,720 I'm going to send sexist here. See the dollar. 910 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,160 She is one of the worst actors I have ever witnessed in anyone. 911 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,720 Sorry if you're watching. This. 912 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:14,480 I'm about 10 episodes in and I'm finding that character tough. 913 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,760 I find. Do you know? 914 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,480 Do you know what I do? You know what I can't buy from 915 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,880 her smouldering temptress? Give me, give me the look. 916 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,680 Give me the look, yeah. I'm like. 917 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,200 It would be like me doing. It. 918 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,040 Here's me being a smouldering temptress. 919 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:42,320 She she melts me and like anyway, so she did this thing. 920 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:46,280 There's a bit in like episode 2, I want to say maybe 3 because I 921 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,320 think I did, I think I did maybe 3 or maybe 3 or 4 episodes were 922 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:58,160 she boxed some guy and like A and like a wee room. 923 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,840 I think there's a piano. I think I'm pretty sure they 924 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,840 bought on a piano and she says something like some. 925 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,320 I'll tell you the line, I remember your cock being a lot. 926 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,920 Bigger, That's that's yeah, I was about to say I thought your 927 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:17,160 cock was bigger and it just, it made me go oh, because I don't 928 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,640 bat from her because she's putting it on. 929 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:23,160 It's so obvious. Like if you're I didn't buy 930 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,240 that. I also didn't love the storyline 931 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:33,120 with the Sun and the Native American and his role in their 932 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:37,200 sort of like family or whatever and then the guy comes and busy 933 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:41,160 goes here you may fuck off. That's melting me already. 934 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:45,640 So I'm going, should I proceed with this just for the bets or 935 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,800 get the C Costner being a fucking boss? 936 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,720 Costner's. Brilliant. 937 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,000 He's a boss like he's Brit. Do you know what's a great 938 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,640 Costner movie that no one ever talks about? 939 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,720 By the way, Mr. Brooks, have you seen that? 940 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,640 Or he plays the serial killer. Well, it sounds like the 941 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,800 American like the American version of Mr Bing. 942 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,400 It's, it's, it's, it's a wee bit bloodier. 943 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,960 No, I I haven't seen many calls from movies. 944 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,320 Robin Hood Words of thieves. Yep, I've seen not the same 945 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:17,520 world world time cop. Tank Cop Bold Durham Wider, 946 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,440 wider downs of a coffee of dreams. 947 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,640 You must see the dreams. That's a banger. 948 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,240 Great. Build it and they will come. 949 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:28,280 Come. Draft day. 950 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,200 Oh, I haven't seen that. Was that cute? 951 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,520 Is that the? Is that the transfer deadline 952 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,000 they're showing? As long as it's sports or 953 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,920 Cowboys. He does go. 954 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,400 He does a great sports movie. To me I bought a few Yellowstone 955 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,880 inspired. Jackets danim with fur. 956 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:49,080 I bought one that like a Levi's classic, a bottle of Willy T in 957 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,200 Edinburgh. Classic Levi's denim jacket 958 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,360 right? And then I bought 2 like camel 959 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,040 Carhartt jackets that are very Yellowstone. 960 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:59,400 Massive. And a pair of stone wash Levi's 961 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,080 jeans. Can I tell you about a week of 962 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,480 an incident that I had over a number? 963 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,640 Yeah. This is this is the the plight 964 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,280 of the fat man. One O 1 here I went to five O 1. 965 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,320 We went to just look for T-shirts, right? 966 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,880 And I thought, you know, I like this wee green Star Wars one 967 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,080 that I found. Where were you headed? 968 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,640 Oh man, it was in fucking Tesco or something right now. 969 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:25,800 Anyway, you get you get nice cheap official licenced merch 970 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:31,680 there and I was in looking and because it was also hard to do a 971 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,360 big shop, so we did we did you know, this is a good thing about 972 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,680 going to a massive, you know what? 973 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,320 Tesco Extra, Tesco Extra Yeah. So we went there and it has met. 974 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,880 So it has, it has like everything you need for 975 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,120 Bolognese and clothes in the same place, so. 976 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,800 That's how the market. So it was great. 977 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,880 So I went then and got a wee Star Wars 12XL, right? 978 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,400 Go on. If it doesn't fit me now, I'm 979 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,640 going to use it as a wee, an incentive. 980 00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,040 Get into that. An incentive? 981 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,160 I like that. I like that. 982 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,240 And then I bought myself and this is. 983 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,800 This is why I buy myself extra large boxes. 984 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,120 This is this is massive for me. This is massive for me. 985 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:14,800 I bought myself a sky blue. I bought myself a sky blue, a 986 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:21,600 soft triple XL Marvel T-shirt. It is smaller than the two XL 987 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,520 Star Wars. One see sizes nowadays, they're 988 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,080 all see people go, ah, that's quite a big fit. 989 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,400 That shouldn't be that. It should just let's get a 990 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,920 standard size, give me whenever it says triple XL, they're all 991 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,240 this, Yeah. And it gives me a wee bit of 992 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,480 room from it that. But I like that you've bought a 993 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,880 smaller. That's what I've done. 994 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,560 I mean, it'll probably sit there, you know? 995 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,760 Yeah, we'll just, we'll just stretch it. 996 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,760 No, no, no. I was about to be really 997 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:46,920 grimmer. What? 998 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,400 But would you set it roughly like a three XL? 999 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,800 Yeah. And you want to be A2 XL? 1000 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,080 No, I want to be like. I want to be like an L so I have 1001 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,080 3 access to go could. You be an L. 1002 00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,600 Could I be an L? Yeah. 1003 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,800 Well, we'll soon say, say soon. Oh, you want to go for? 1004 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,440 It I need to lose weight, Yeah, that's. 1005 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,880 Not something, yeah, but that's I'm like a kick. 1006 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,480 I'm not really on. I'm not on a kick. 1007 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,120 I don't want to say that because you know what? 1008 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,440 I've been on kicks for years. Yeah, I'm slowly transition. 1009 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,840 I'm changing my life. What's been the issue? 1010 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:29,320 I ate more than I move. I mean, that is that's the 1011 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,120 general issue for fat guys. Some people want to hear a 1012 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,960 tragic story about your thyroid glands. 1013 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,640 I don't have them. I mean, I have a gland that 1014 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,760 would be tragic. I would be highly under active. 1015 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:49,160 You just didn't have them. What's the issue? 1016 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,000 I was like, imagine you going over to somebody, sit and drink 1017 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,640 in dirty water and a third world contract and go. 1018 00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:00,880 Why you doing that? Yeah, they know that's 1019 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,800 different. It's not doesn't go what's no 1020 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,320 it's why why you should thin. It's because. 1021 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,760 There's no food. That's different, not why are 1022 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:12,600 you drinking this water? Yeah, I would. 1023 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,600 I would. I mean, here's the thing. 1024 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,960 Can I say this? I don't know it would be. 1025 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,920 Weird to see you as a nail and I don't know if I'd like it and I 1026 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,400 think I'd try and tell you to go back to the three. 1027 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,000 Man, I think I I believe that this is a thing that, you know, 1028 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,560 people. I think that is a thing. 1029 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,680 I also think it would be weird. Yeah, there's definitely a thing 1030 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,720 that goes on your brain when you go. 1031 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:32,160 But I'm, I'm a big guy and you go. 1032 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,080 I would, you know, I'd love to see 50. 1033 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,760 Look, Yeah. You know, I mean when you see 1034 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,600 stories about like, look at that guy fucking wrestler 36 image as 1035 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,040 me died last week. Bray Wyatt, Yeah. 1036 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:44,080 That's crazy. Look. 1037 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,480 See what I mean? But was. 1038 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,560 Actually 41. Was that health, though? 1039 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,040 He had a heart condition and then got COVID. 1040 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,400 Really. Trish O'Neill had diabetics. 1041 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and didn't manage it. 1042 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,840 Yeah, yeah. Crazy. 1043 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,040 I would love it if you like. It's the thing that you do when 1044 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,760 you're a big unit, by the way, You look up the death ages of 1045 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,040 other fat people and go, I'm alright, you know what I mean? 1046 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,400 Look at that guy. What did you call that big? 1047 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,680 Call Israel Kamakoli. Or Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1048 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:16,080 Big Hawaiian fucking didn't know he's playing a guitar ukulele. 1049 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,360 Fucking huge unit. Like he died. 1050 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,760 He died stupidly. I think he was fucking 35 or 1051 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,880 something. Oh shit, 39, something like 1052 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,840 that. But I would love it if you find 1053 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,800 like a really niche sport and that's what you've got to do for 1054 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,160 weight loss, like Carlin or something. 1055 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,440 I'm getting in the magic show. To lose weight yeah you're going 1056 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,000 to make you're going to make sex to my. 1057 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:51,320 Eyes are going to be scary. My hands are going to be like 1058 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:57,040 Johnny Boos Taylors fingers like. 1059 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,560 Speaking of the GP, you're like, I'm really going for it here. 1060 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,400 What are you? What are you doing? 1061 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,720 Are you walking? Are you, are you exercising? 1062 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,480 Are you? No, no, no, just card card. 1063 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,200 Tracks. Card tracks. 1064 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,360 What are you doing? Juggle Mumball. 1065 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,400 I would, yeah. Oh, do you know what I sort of 1066 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,320 befriended? We I befriended, I spoke to him 1067 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,000 a couple times at the Friends and he was super late on Martin 1068 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,160 Moore. Oh yeah. 1069 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,120 What a fucking great act. Yep, so good. 1070 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,880 And he does the street street. Magic. 1071 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,960 And he does all magic as well. Yeah, he was. 1072 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:32,880 He was fucking brilliant, like such a good act to bring on and 1073 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:36,120 like, good energy and just fun. Like I'm probably finally great 1074 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,560 with a crowd. Would you do the Fringe again 1075 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,040 like next year or you give it a break? 1076 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,800 For well, maybe, but I wouldn't. I don't think I would do. 1077 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,360 I don't think I would do the four weeks. 1078 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,640 I don't think it's I don't think you need to. 1079 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,720 And it was. I learned loads. 1080 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,120 I'll say I learned. Loads Did you look after Wee 1081 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,160 Willie T? Tried to. 1082 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,520 He looked after me as well doing the compost. 1083 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:02,400 Handy for wee bit of yeah. So for some of these like pay 1084 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,600 what you want shows, which is what the compilation show that 1085 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,040 William and Mickey ran and you did most of the time there's a 1086 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,600 pocket at the end and you put in what you want or a card reader, 1087 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,720 which blows my mind because I did the Fringe first time 2012. 1088 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,040 If you told me it was a Magic card reader, she's that's Magic. 1089 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,600 Magic Card Reader in 2012 was just a show. 1090 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:24,840 Yeah, So I at the end, so we were all on the lineup, wasn't 1091 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,840 seeing it was me, you, Vittorio, Mickey, William. 1092 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,360 Is that it? I think I was that. 1093 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,720 Yeah, yeah. For for free. 1094 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,600 For free, but it's called. I take it to all those shows, 1095 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,880 £250. And there was no way MC, so we 1096 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,520 were just doing what's called past the mic. 1097 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,760 So it's like you just bring the next guy on, bring the next guy 1098 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,880 on, you go on last. Hold on. 1099 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,600 No, no. No, no, no, you hold on Kieran. 1100 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,640 I'm actually the name of that Luke Graham song for you is Hold 1101 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,280 On. Kieran's on last. 1102 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,880 So when you're on last, we do set the audience, guys. 1103 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,120 There's bucket at the end. You put in whatever you feel 1104 00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,560 issues worst, you give a wee speech, you say it's free to get 1105 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,560 in, it's not free to get out right. 1106 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:09,040 The show halfway through Kieran said Willie and we're all doing 1107 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,800 like 15 minutes. So halfway through, Kieran said 1108 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:16,520 so about 40 minutes into him, William and Mickey go to the I 1109 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,120 did the Moy last week for Sean, right? 1110 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,080 I said made alone. You want me to do him headline 1111 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,480 He goes anything 25 minutes, half an hour he goes. 1112 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:28,760 Kieran did an hour and 10 so stop doing that because then 1113 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,080 people think we're all going to do that. 1114 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,960 I. Did that because it was an 1115 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,680 excellent show. Oh, it was an excellent show 1116 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,120 when I did it, but there's something to be said for. 1117 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,880 To be fair as well, I didn't have my watch that night and 1118 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:40,840 I've learned, Shane, look at that. 1119 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,200 Do you know why it's all now? Because I'm gigging tomorrow and 1120 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,560 tonight. Yes, that's when it changed your 1121 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,880 life. It has changed my life. 1122 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,800 I didn't run over anywhere. So what this compilation show 1123 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:57,040 halfway through, Kieran said. Mickey and Willie go to the door 1124 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,960 with the bucket and the card reader and Karen is last on. 1125 00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:02,720 And Karen at the end of the SEC goes, alright, folks, have me, 1126 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:07,000 Karen Bartlett, thank you. And everyone leaves and Mickey 1127 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,280 and Willy are like, they're seeing all this money walk out 1128 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,720 the door. And Victorio has to run up on 1129 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,440 the stage and go, guys, there's a bucket at the end. 1130 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,080 All this and you're like, shit. And it was obviously an obvious 1131 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:15,800 mistake. You didn't know. 1132 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:20,120 And I said, guys, see, if this was Karen's compilation show, 1133 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,200 that mistake would never have been made. 1134 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,520 Do you know why I wouldn't have been made? 1135 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:28,000 Because I would have made sure that the wee man going on last 1136 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,240 knew that he had to give a speech. 1137 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,760 I was asked to come to the comp. I was doing the comp most 1138 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:34,320 nights. I did what I did every night. 1139 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,000 Somebody came up after me every night. 1140 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:41,840 I didn't know that it was a a baton pass, that I needed to say 1141 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,480 anything. Nobody told me and I my own show 1142 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:51,640 finished at half 11, which is after the Compass started. 1143 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,400 Did you reimburse making William? 1144 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:57,480 Yep, in kind. In kind. 1145 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,040 What was the most that any of the comp shoes yard like anyone 1146 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,480 put in? I got a 50 point note at the 1147 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,680 2012 French. I don't know from my dad. 1148 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:09,720 I didn't ask before. I just creamed what I creamed 1149 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,200 and went and spent it in takeaways. 1150 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,760 Now we. Did the goblins go to Edinburgh? 1151 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,040 I made the goblins right in force. 1152 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,800 Like yeah, I've. Done the Royal Mile all day. 1153 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,080 They were lovely. I am. 1154 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:25,360 I I was, Yeah. Just going on to see here, on to 1155 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,280 see. Don't worry. 1156 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,960 It's just Karen Barnett throwing a wood cleaner at his wife's 1157 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,640 head. Don't worry, On to see. 1158 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,480 Did. You go to the castle at any 1159 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,240 point. Yes. 1160 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,320 Did you? Admit I did, I did loads of 1161 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,280 touristy. I just want to know a. 1162 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,560 Bit of mysteries. Oh no. 1163 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,040 But we bonus. Content thing. 1164 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,240 I did a bonus content thing over trip to Roslyn. 1165 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,560 Roslyn Chapel, You know, from the Da Vinci Code. 1166 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,200 The Holy Grail. Shane, we've let anyway. 1167 00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,720 Jesus, I started my grill. I don't remember info after we 1168 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,920 do an episode on. So we went, we went to Ross. 1169 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,360 So the day we went to Ross and I was blindfolded. 1170 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,720 No, I wasn't allowed in over, well say blindfolded or 1171 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,960 something like that. And. 1172 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,480 Your and then your employee went on a trip. 1173 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,880 I'm Kevin Elling. They came over for a few days, 1174 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,480 you see, so. You're in your apartment, your 1175 00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:13,920 family and your wife were there, and you you're blindfolded. 1176 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:18,480 No, no, we left and once we got out of, once we were outside of 1177 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,600 the main bed of Edinburgh because it's about 1/2 an hour 1178 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,320 drive. Once we're driven for about 10 1179 00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,360 minutes, they didn't want me to see any. 1180 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,360 They didn't want me to see any experience. 1181 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,200 Say, where's this gig tonight by Norway after you've been driving 1182 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,240 for 20 minutes? No, no, no, it's about half an 1183 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,960 hour. No, it's 1/2 an hour on the 1184 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:39,080 after. 15 miles after 5. No, that isn't what I said. 1185 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:42,240 That isn't what I meant I meant. That's what you said, that's 1186 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,280 what you meant. It isn't what I meant, but it's 1187 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:49,320 about half an hour all together and after we had driven for 10 1188 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:53,320 minutes, I was blindfolded. No, it's brilliant, a great 1189 00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,720 place to go see. I got some exciting books. 1190 00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,680 I got some. Two things shouldn't go 1191 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,400 together. I got some, I got people. 1192 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,840 We we trinkets from there. Do you want me one? 1193 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,920 No. And I got, I got Chloe a wee 1194 01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:11,720 trinket box. I got my Mama wee present anyway 1195 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:15,560 and then I went. Oh, they've a great week. 1196 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,520 Cafe in there. Good on special. 1197 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:22,080 Records in Scotland. A special a special week cafe 1198 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:26,480 like I mean really good we nearly we actually went back me 1199 01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,560 and Chloe went back to Rosslyn on the last day and we were 1200 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,480 going to do a wee dirties in that cafe and we started filming 1201 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,160 and we were like you know what no content today let's just 1202 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,680 enjoy this Yep Yep so we. Don't always have to be on. 1203 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,520 So we did that, but then we went to we went to another castle as 1204 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,720 well called Thurlaston. Heard of it? 1205 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,360 Which is like outside Edinburgh again, I think about 45 minutes 1206 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:51,360 away after five. And, and we, it's like a big 1207 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:56,600 estate and a castle where like the Earl of the Jackson lives a 1208 01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:04,440 big castle and like, so like a big home, you know, and, and 1209 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,880 they were doing that thing where they're like, oh, the poor are 1210 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,760 like, you know, and how he doesn't, you know, the house, 1211 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:14,440 you know, he so he, he, he, he had to give the house to your 1212 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,320 trust. Now you can, now you can buy it 1213 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,240 back at any time for a pound. I'm going. 1214 01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,160 So he owns the house. Yeah. 1215 01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,120 So, so here. So he owns the house. 1216 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,800 Yeah. And he's using a charitable 1217 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:29,280 cause to get these fucking 17th century ceilings. 1218 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,000 Report. Yeah. 1219 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,440 Far enough. Don't make, don't try and make, 1220 01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,800 don't try and make me feel sorry for the guy whose seats are 1221 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,120 worth more than my fucking house. 1222 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,400 I'm never feeling sorry for someone called the Earl. 1223 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,200 The Earl Yeah. So that was a good place to go. 1224 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,480 We went to some. Part of James R Jones. 1225 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,880 Kevin, Ellen and Chloe went and did like they went to the 1226 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,720 Edinburgh dungeons and all that stuff, but I don't like being 1227 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:56,800 underground. So we went, we went to the, we 1228 01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:00,400 went to the the castle. Me and Chloe did and it's good. 1229 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,480 It was good. I'll say this. 1230 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:09,280 Absolutely brutal down there. Like do you know, Chloe came up 1231 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,480 with the idea of going, She knows Edinburgh, she's been her 1232 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,280 a fair bit. She was like, listen, there's 1233 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,960 steps up to it from the side and it'll be easier than walking up 1234 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:22,240 the whole mile. And I went right, but we got 1235 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:26,640 dropped like about 8 flights of steps away from the flights she 1236 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:27,760 was talking. After two flights. 1237 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:31,800 And so I wanted to absolutely commit. 1238 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:36,120 Like, I mean, I at one point, I actually dreamed about turning 1239 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,840 around and just rolling down the steps. 1240 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,760 Yeah, like the cannonball kid out of the hook. 1241 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:45,840 And it was brutal. So we got up there, walked 1242 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,600 around it. We did queue for like 25 minutes 1243 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:53,240 to see the what? The Pearl. 1244 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:58,360 To go see the the Scottish crown jewels all right, like they have 1245 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,280 like a sceptre. I wanted to go and see, get some 1246 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:06,000 inspo, you know, from a new kind of get myself a sceptre and so 1247 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:10,240 that was good to go see. The castle was a wee bit amazing 1248 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:15,480 views, but a wee bit right in places and a wee bit, you know. 1249 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,040 Don't you remember when we used to go around the world cutting 1250 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,760 people down, Nigel? You know what I mean? 1251 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,880 It was a wee bit like that because we walked around the 1252 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:26,160 whole military. But I need to P 10 out of 10. 1253 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,000 So you wrap this episode up. Just plug mystery. 1254 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,480 So we do. You want me to wrap it up or do 1255 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,360 you want me to wrap it up? The way the number, we'll just 1256 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:32,040 go. I've been here. 1257 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,560 No, no, no, wrap it up, talk about mysteries and then like 1258 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,920 your tour and stuff like. That is it already wrap though 1259 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,040 and you're just getting me to talk. 1260 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,680 If it is still rolling, please don't make a deck out of me 1261 01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:43,600 lads. If it is still rolling, Shane 1262 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:47,120 and I are Co hosting a podcast called Myth Series, which is 1263 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:50,720 where we try to decipher the truth between myth and history 1264 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,680 out of important historical events. 1265 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,120 I hope you can come check it out. 1266 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,240 It's going to be on Shane's YouTube. 1267 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:02,440 It's on wherever you get your podcasts and we're releasing it 1268 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:07,200 early on Patreon every week on I think it comes out on Mondays on 1269 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,520 YouTube and and we're going to be. 1270 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,840 So there's 10 episodes of a limited series and then we'll 1271 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,760 see where it goes from there. Who knows? 1272 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:20,080 We cover everything from Julius Caesar and the Pirates through 1273 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,400 to Joan of Arc. It's an exciting time. 1274 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,760 This has been a lot of fun. Nice new sheets in here. 1275 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:31,400 I hope it is still rolling SSE. I'm doing the SSE Whoop whoop in 1276 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:36,160 N2 gigs. The 10th and the 24th. 10th is 1277 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:38,320 sold out but we might be releasing some new tickets for 1278 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:43,320 it. The 24th is over half now so 1279 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,160 over half sold out. So please buy tickets. 1280 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,920 Also we've got the Table Me podcast coming up soon but I 1281 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,080 think that is sold out so you're too late. 1282 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:56,880 And no blasters live in the Mandela Hall which is in 1st of 1283 01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,080 October. 1st on the 1st of October in the Mandela Hall 1284 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,880 Queens. It's going to be a lot of fun. 1285 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,840 Special guests FIFA on the big screen and we're going to jock 1286 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,960 Sure now, so see us bye.