1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:05,000 That's a type of. She like she. 2 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:15,720 Like, I like him. We're on, by the way, 5 seconds. 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,360 That's a good start. I tried the same. 4 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,320 He sent me a picture earlier of him having a coffee like he just 5 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,800 landed in Belfast. With what? 6 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,840 The team was me stickling a laptop and I was like on the 7 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:36,280 Internet at the same time and I just googled like Arabic phrase 8 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,440 of like great stuff or something and sent them and he's like, 9 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,000 what the fuck? Says I was like, oh I don't 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:41,880 know, maybe I got the wrong thing. 11 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:50,280 Because I don't speak Arabic, you just you just got ease. 12 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,120 Must be. Although to be fair, and I don't 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:58,080 know whether this happened like in church or Chapel or whatever 14 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:05,280 the fuck you guys go to the get to mosque, we'd have to learn 15 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,560 the Quran in Arabic, but no one would tell us what anything 16 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,600 meant. So we identify the letters, read 17 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,640 it and recite it, but no idea what any of it meant. 18 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,240 Welcome. That's what it said, What I 19 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,120 messaged you OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,920 OK, Miraban. Miraban. 21 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,520 That's what it was. I pretend like you don't know 22 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,080 what it was. No. 23 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,720 No, that's what I remember, what you sent me. 24 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,040 It's easy, No. So you read it. 25 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,160 There's no what it means. Yeah. 26 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. 27 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,280 But thank you for that. No problem. 28 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:36,240 Yeah, I like your sticker. I love that you guys know each 29 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:42,120 other because I had a dilemma of but we're all free in the same 30 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,360 day and we're going to have to do 2 separate pods. 31 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,560 And I messaged you both to be like do you like Mark? 32 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,680 Do you like Isha? And you both said yes because 33 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,440 otherwise we couldn't. Nobody told me in the car. 34 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:59,520 I said you are so. But I love it because I, I, who 35 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,160 am I to say you guys have never met, you know? 36 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,760 So I'd like that. Do you know when you first met? 37 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,000 Yeah. Do you know the story? 38 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,680 No, but I don't think you like I was worried. 39 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:08,759 You don't like me. No. 40 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,960 Channel Asian's the kind of guy will always tell you the story 41 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,000 of how you first met the. Story is good. 42 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,800 The story is good. Is this is it broadcastable? 43 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,360 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was a Bonnie 44 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,080 Blue. Cue not. 45 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:29,560 Far, not far off. Edinburgh, 2019. 46 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,080 I don't remember the year. I'm not really sure what you're 47 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,600 going to see. OK, so watch Sarah. 48 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:39,720 OK, OK, so one Edinburgh, right? I had just gone through quite a 49 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,840 bad breakup. Yeah, around the time of my 50 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,280 birthday, which falls during Edinburgh Fringe, 14th of 51 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,400 August. That's it. 52 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,040 Yeah, Mains is the 11th. You're there, we're both Leos. 53 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,200 Wow, makes sense. Got quite Leo energy. 54 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,680 Yeah, cent of attention. Yeah, so that particular 55 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,160 Edinburgh, this isn't the end where I met Mark. 56 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,840 That Edinburgh. I met someone at the Fringe and 57 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:06,280 we had a really intense 3 month fuck relationship. 58 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:12,080 We broke the bed that she was staying in twice. 59 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,400 Do you think that's because of the amount you were doing it or 60 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,800 because of certain moves you were doing? 61 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,600 Both, right? Both. 62 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,000 I'm seeing like a pile. Driver I was doing a. 63 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,280 Torpedo Stone. Torpedo, right? 64 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,720 So do you want to know what the torpedo is? 65 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,880 Do you want to know what the torpedo is? 66 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,320 Yes. Please, the lady in question 67 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:37,600 lies on the bed, OK? And you have to be in a standing 68 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:42,040 position at the edge of the bed and you have to jump and aim. 69 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:47,400 Aim it in and one. I think that you can't have a 70 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,840 big deck to do that. Yeah, yeah, I don't. 71 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,200 Oh, so the reason? I have. 72 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,240 I have a reasonably sized penis. Yeah. 73 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,840 I think more men should be comfortable saying, you know 74 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,400 what? Yeah. 75 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,800 It's not massive. You're right. 76 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,600 Actually, to be honest, my daddy's Dick is bigger than 77 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,760 mine, right? It's quite embarrassing. 78 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,680 Yeah. And he's not used for 15 years. 79 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,000 Right. He's had to like, decommission 80 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,080 it. Yeah. 81 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,240 But there's been a case. Well. 82 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,000 He's allowed to keep it, he's just not allowed to load it. 83 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,880 It's like, it's like Trident even. 84 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,680 Yeah, yeah, basically. Someone has the code for your 85 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:21,279 dad's? Deck. 86 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,640 Yeah, and I don't know who it is. 87 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,240 Sippers, this episode of the Tea With Me podcast is sponsored by 88 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,600 none other than that Price guy. 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About a year later, I'm in Loft 130 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:52,520 Bar and there's this tall, handsome Scott chatting to the 131 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,520 said lady. Do you remember? 132 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,640 I don't remember. Yeah. 133 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,920 Chatting to said lady. And somehow it transpired 134 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,040 through their conversation because this particular lady 135 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,440 still had, I don't know whether she still had feelings, but she 136 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,600 definitely, whenever I was in Edinburgh, she would call me up 137 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,680 to try and maybe break another bed. 138 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,320 But it must have transpired that you'd learned that we had. 139 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,040 Yeah, put me off. Yeah. 140 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,400 I was just leaving. Wow, you're like, is that the 141 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,640 level? Yeah, but she she keeps getting 142 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:24,760 higher. You're like, what are you into? 143 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,160 Sounds like low self esteem. To me, climb 20 feet and jump 144 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,640 into me. What? 145 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,680 Higher in terms of what? In terms of like where she needs 146 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,960 people to torpedo off? OK, as opposed. 147 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,240 It needs to be a greater height. As opposed to attractiveness 148 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,160 standard? Yeah, Yeah, you. 149 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,960 Said that you broke the bed just by yourself. 150 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:46,000 Yeah, I want you. It was it was a heavy Edinburgh. 151 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,680 Hey, late night Palmyra pizza is on the rest. 152 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,640 Too many shwamas. Too. 153 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,920 So she's talking to Mark. Yeah, yeah. 154 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,480 And I think you, you had, you worked. 155 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,800 Had she told you that we were together? 156 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,360 I think I knew that something happened between you and then. 157 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,280 So what I remember is bumping into you later and then trying 158 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,760 to sort of say, oh, look, I think you've seen us talking, 159 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,600 but there was nothing happening. Yeah. 160 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,760 And that was like, yeah. But I think I was too habit to 161 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,480 care, right? Yeah, I didn't care. 162 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,480 And I think. I did not know. 163 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,200 I didn't even know you would have known who I was at the 164 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:20,600 time. Yeah, yeah. 165 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,920 Yeah, and you were so sweet about it because you came to me. 166 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,480 You were like, like, you know, this is. 167 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,520 And I'm like, I don't. It doesn't bother me. 168 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,320 You do what you need. You're. 169 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,800 Crying but you're like. Yeah, it's fine. 170 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,280 I'll just cut myself like that, yeah. 171 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,400 Have you done that though? What cut myself? 172 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,960 What recently or in life? Just in life. 173 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,000 No, no. No, it's. 174 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,960 Nice to be back. But yeah, so. 175 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,440 So he acted, you say? He acted real well. 176 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,360 Yeah, really sweet. And I don't think personally, I 177 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,560 don't think you need you need to do that like if you're chatting 178 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:06,200 to Alas, yeah, unless you know the guy already, right, to 179 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,840 extend them that grace I thought was very. 180 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,480 And you thought that was non broadcastable. 181 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,400 So what's the what's the non broadcastable but? 182 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,200 What? No, no, no. 183 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,480 I was just like, I just standing off the other. 184 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,040 That was cool, you see. But that's right. 185 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,920 But what was that? What I remember thinking at the 186 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:28,920 time was that I'd made it worse by doing that right. 187 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,960 And then you hated me because I. You go on because nothing was 188 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,000 happening here. Because I made then I was like I 189 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,400 think nothing you and how yeah yeah yeah told T even know yes 190 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,240 which I wasn't really but I just felt like dug A deeper hole 191 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,600 it's. Because I burst into tears in 192 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,600 the middle of Loft Bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 193 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:50,120 And everyone's emotions during the Fringe are on edge anyway. 194 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,720 Absolutely. Like the first week, everyone's 195 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,480 having great fun. Yeah, the second week, people 196 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,040 are a bit on edge. Third week, same. 197 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,080 Private Ryan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 198 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,680 Start the opening scene of it. Yeah. 199 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,320 Yeah, yeah. So escaped a couple. 200 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,840 It's tough. Yeah, yeah. 201 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,960 But have you broke up any bed since? 202 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,560 Yeah. So your bed breaker. 203 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,880 Yeah, Heartbreaker and a bed breaker. 204 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,760 Yeah, right. I felt like this one last time 205 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:25,320 because you know what? I think there's also because I'm 206 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,120 nearing 40, my mum died, have a heart attack quite young. 207 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,280 I genuinely believe I'm going to die having sex. 208 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,720 Right. So I I put in a shift. 209 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:40,520 A suicide bummer. God, do what you got to do. 210 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,280 He's laughing. It's still it's OK to say. 211 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:56,880 Fucking. Hell, oh this this this pods 212 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,000 like a one liner walking into a bar. 213 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,720 An Irishman. A Scottish man in Asia. 214 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:07,160 I was going to say it's been there, but I was clearly not. 215 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:12,600 Clearly not, because that's the trope and we've got one of each, 216 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,800 but you look to me and went Asia. 217 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:28,280 An Irish Scotsman, An Arab. The guy with the most RP accent 218 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:32,320 in the world and whatever. Yeah, yeah, whatever you are. 219 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,880 You're a lovely guy, that's what you are. 220 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,080 Thank you. Can I give you a big compliment? 221 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,880 Oh, go for it. So Asian did the part by two 222 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,920 months ago, a month ago, two months ago, something like that. 223 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,720 And on the part he said to me kind of like a weird sort of 224 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:54,040 intervention where he went your, your hair is too like boyish. 225 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,960 You need to become a man. So he's like, you need to grow 226 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,360 your hair out a bit on top. Can I tell you something right 227 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,120 now? And I mean this, that's where I 228 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,920 marked life. I have not cut my hair on top 229 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,680 since, have you not? No, Yeah, it looks good. 230 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,280 Thank you. There's a bit of volume to it. 231 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,000 But why am I taking advice from this guy? 232 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,760 Well, you shouldn't just have good hair. 233 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,080 I know he has good hair. What I would say to you is this 234 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,800 because I had a similar experience did. 235 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,040 He come up also come up to you in Edinburgh when you said like 236 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,360 I've been chatting to this girl, obviously like never cut your 237 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,760 hair on top because that's volume. 238 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,200 Well, he's got good hair as well. 239 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,480 Thank. You we all have good hair, but I 240 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,200 but I used to have it maybe about the length. 241 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,920 Sorry, he was like, let me get on this conversation. 242 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,120 We all have cushions. Get good hair, by the way. 243 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,640 It's not. Just you 2. 244 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do. We do. 245 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,720 There's. A good hair trio, yeah. 246 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,800 But I used to, I used to have a bit you're that was probably. 247 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,080 But as long as I would get the way you've got it now, I let it 248 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,560 grow a bit longer. Yep. 249 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,480 And then suddenly I realised it's a lot better if I just grow 250 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,520 it longer and keep it this way. And then I look back at all 251 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,640 pictures and then I go, I can't even believe it's so short. 252 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,600 Yeah, for so long. Yeah, I can do a lot more with 253 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,440 it. So I would say don't be. 254 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,120 Don't be afraid to go even further. 255 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:08,120 You look like a powder man. I'm a I'm a powder man. 256 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,520 Not on my hair. No, no, no, I've always changed 257 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,400 the subject. Is that a cultural reference? 258 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,720 I don't know. Powder. 259 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,200 Yeah, like Coke. Which actually I'm not, by the 260 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:19,960 way. No, no, no. 261 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,360 I don't think you're. I don't know. 262 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,480 I think that the way you. Yeah, I. 263 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,760 Put powder on my hair and then Hairspray and blah blah blah. 264 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,320 But we're going to do. Yeah, but I I need to get in. 265 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,360 You just got to see it through. Yeah, You got to go through that 266 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,680 period where it gets a bit rocky. 267 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,680 We were like, I don't know about this, and then come with the 268 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,600 other side, which is. Where you Where does your hair 269 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,240 grow the most? Which bit cut my head. 270 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,240 Where are you out with the sides? 271 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,800 Did he get to Maine? Goes everywhere after the sides. 272 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,120 I get wispy, say I get we better go over my ear and. 273 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,440 Then OK. So I'm I'm I'm still just 274 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,560 getting achieved. Yeah, that's the bit that 275 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,240 sticks. Out. 276 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,360 Is that OK? Are you shown if I do that? 277 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,280 Yeah, the bit that sticks out the most tested, but you've got 278 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,360 to cut in. For me, it's the back of the 279 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,920 crown that. He showns my hair is Ally. 280 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,680 Yeah, yeah, it just tells me what to do with. 281 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:06,920 My look listen, how do you? 37 couple of days ago oh. 282 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,360 Happy birthday. How do you? 283 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,600 How do you? It's the oldest man in Glasgow. 284 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,360 Is a tough paper now I'm 34. OK, Yeah, so you. 285 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,720 Get pension in Glasgow for that right? 286 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,640 Pretty much. At 40, if you can get a head 287 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,800 headline like this, yeah. Are you 40? 288 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,760 Yeah. Oh yeah. 289 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,480 Yeah, I'm 40. I didn't know you're 40. 290 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,240 But. No, no, no, there's not. 291 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,600 There's nothing so common. I OK. 292 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,280 I think you look a lot younger. Than oh, thank you very much. 293 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,240 No problem. He's very sweet, isn't he Did. 294 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,680 You have existential crisis of any kind. 295 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,680 When you had 40, was that a big deal? 296 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:49,520 I see you having a lot of mini crisis crisis and then I so I 297 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,400 don't think you would have a big one of 40. 298 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,840 I can see every couple of weeks you just have a crisis. 299 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,920 And where did you draw this conclusion from? 300 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,400 Just your eyes. Just. 301 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,920 Yeah, Dead. Broken. 302 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,360 I'm posting on that sort of stuff. 303 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:08,280 It's all the cutting. Papa Roach over there. 304 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,680 I no I didn't have an existential thing at 40, but 305 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,640 you're not far off. I spend at least three days a 306 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,040 month feeling quite sad about myself. 307 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040 It's a. Long time. 308 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,880 That's like, oh, three days a month. 309 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,800 Yeah, that's why I thought you said three days a week. 310 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,320 Three days a month. Still quite a long time. 311 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,320 Yeah. Yeah, that's a 10th of the 312 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:27,960 month. You're sad. 313 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good maths. 314 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,560 Thank you. You know, we get impressed with. 315 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,680 Yeah, good maths. Yeah, that's Chinese. 316 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,520 Algebra was invented by the Muslims. 317 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:44,400 What was it? That's why it's called algebra. 318 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,160 It'd be funny if you Google that. 319 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,480 That's not a joke. Words beginning with Al. 320 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:55,880 Muslim alcohol, alcohol, Algebra, alchemy. 321 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,240 Alan. No, not Alan. 322 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,320 Yeah, they're all found in the Muslim world. 323 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,200 Al Alimony. Yes. 324 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,280 So any any al thing. Pretty much. 325 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:16,880 All about Vin and the Chipmunks. One of yours those three years. 326 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,560 One of the chipmunks maybe? Yeah, not all of them, Theodora. 327 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bit of an Arabic. 328 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,360 Vibe How would you describe the Arabic vibe say? 329 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:32,040 Cultured. It. 330 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,480 Took me far too long to put the owl in front of van in the 331 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,640 chipmunks on my head. I was like. 332 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,480 It's been in the chipmunks. By the way, it's good, it's good 333 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:45,120 to be in, in Belfast when you're you guys are having race riots 334 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,200 in Ballymena. Well, that's a bit of fun. 335 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,560 Is that why I'm? Great. 336 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,600 We thought you were coming yesterday. 337 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,040 Yeah, I would just see, you know, the way normally you 338 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,560 explore and the city and that kind of thing. 339 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,120 See, after this, I just go straight to the gig. 340 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,600 Yeah, I go straight to the gig. Show the green room till the 341 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,720 show starts. Well, tomorrow I'm being taken 342 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,160 on a tour of murals and the slums, apparently. 343 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,960 Have you? You haven't done a Belfast taxi 344 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,560 tour before? No, Mark, have you done that? 345 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,119 No, but I would go. I would go with you. 346 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:17,599 Is your company that's good. I wouldn't. 347 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:19,560 You wouldn't know what? Go with me or just go. 348 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,720 Go with you, go on your designated one. 349 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,040 What? Definitely not a trap. 350 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,200 Oh yeah, I was. Do do that. 351 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,760 The Belfast taxi tour is brilliant. 352 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,360 The last time I just went in the falls last time and looked to 353 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,240 the Bobby Sands middle and went home that was. 354 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,880 Mad. I think walk, like walking 355 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,440 around exploring it yourself is good when you do the taxi tour, 356 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,040 like see these guys know what they're talking about because 357 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,040 they they did it. Being for Glasgow and stuff like 358 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,200 that, it's nice to come here and just fill in the blanks of what 359 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,080 are the songs mean. It's kind of like you painted 360 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,680 what you were reading and fucking yeah. 361 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,880 Yeah, yeah. Is it like, is it like if you're 362 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,240 an Elvis fan going to Graceland? Basically, it's like I've, I've 363 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,480 been singing these songs my entire life and then no, you 364 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,960 know, I mean. Well, I didn't. 365 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,800 I still don't fully understand it that one of the last times I 366 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,040 was in Belfast, I think you might know him, Mick Conlan, 367 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,200 string Ninjas. He was playing at the John 368 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:14,840 Hewitt and I was really drunk and I said to him you are simply 369 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,920 the best. And I started singing simply the 370 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:21,640 best. And then Joe and then Mick and 371 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,600 his mate told me to shut the fuck up ASAP. 372 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,840 You'd have honestly been better. I've seen Allah Akbar at that. 373 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,040 Point really. Can you explain why that was 374 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,400 bad? It's simply the best has been 375 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,760 hijacked a bit. What's a Ranger song it's been? 376 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,160 Brought in the loyalist song It's a Ranger. 377 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,920 Song so they just they play it before coming. 378 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,520 No, no, it wasn't written as that, Yeah. 379 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,120 Tina Turner wasn't thinking about. 380 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,840 Tina Watson. Giovanni van Broncos. 381 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:50,720 You think about Broncos. Some of the loyalist songs, 382 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,640 they'll, they'll take existence, they'll remix existence songs, 383 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,640 you know what I mean? Like they're they're more 384 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,640 reworking songs. Tina Turner doesn't actually 385 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,080 have a line in it that says fuck the Pope and the IRA, that is. 386 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,960 I actually like. I don't know about this one. 387 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,160 Thing. Yeah, OK, fine. 388 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,960 She's like you. You can't tell me. 389 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,400 Anything they're taking like established songs and just 390 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,040 rewriting them and. They'll tell you, else they'll 391 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,360 love UB40. Do that. 392 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,320 One you wouldn't think. Of UB40. 393 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:21,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should love them too. 394 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,680 Loyalists do love UB40. Would they ever do like a remix 395 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,360 of like the the one Asian song you all know? 396 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:35,920 Can I do this Punjabi MC Yeah, yeah. 397 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,400 Would they ever? Would they ever? 398 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:46,400 Honjabi MC. We could do that. 399 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,120 Could you do it on a flute, did you think? 400 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,880 Anyone. The thing is, even Catholics 401 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,840 would watch footage of me like that's banging for brilliant. 402 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,640 Pretty good to be. Fair Zippers. 403 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,680 This episode of the Team With Me podcast is sponsored by none 404 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,640 other than our friends over at manscape.com. 405 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,520 I'm not talking about the number two. 406 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,880 I'm not talking about the number three. 407 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,840 I'm talking about the number one and man's below the belt 408 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,880 grooming. You know what I'm talking about 409 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,720 when I say below the belt. And by the way, it's not just 410 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,440 below the belt. These guys do everything. 411 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,360 They literally have a product for for everything for the for 412 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:24,640 the gentleman. 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You can pick this thing with you 425 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,600 by the way, because the shape on it's quite phallic. 426 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,840 So there's a lot you do with it. Am I wrong though? 427 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,560 You can shave a lot with it. Yeah. 428 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:10,200 But what I'm saying is it's, you know, the the it's quite a sleek 429 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,440 design. Would you agree? 430 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,560 It's it's very sleek and fashionable, yes. 431 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,200 Hmm, a little bit of phallic. Phallic. 432 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,840 Bolding down a bit phallic, is it? 433 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,920 It's all right to say it's a bit phallic. 434 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,240 Phallic Ferguson that I had dropped in your first go without 435 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:34,880 the read manscape.com use the code T with me for 15% off and 436 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,840 free shipping. The link for that is in the 437 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,520 description is exactly what you need for going in the summer. 438 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,800 Check it out. I mean, The thing is, is really, 439 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,080 you can't deny some of the best. That's a good song. 440 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,840 It's a banger. There's a banger of his stuff. 441 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,640 As in which song? The original. 442 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,560 Or the exit the original as a banger, Yeah. 443 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,120 I always think, like, what would you be able to want to listen 444 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,600 here, that one song or the entirety of Irish music? 445 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,280 I'll take the entirety of Irish music, thank you very much. 446 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,960 Do you get involved in sectarianism at home? 447 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:05,120 Oh yeah, yeah, no, I no, of course not. 448 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,440 Like it's, I always, the thing I always say about Glasgow is I 449 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,160 think like, 'cause we, we've been so detached from the 450 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,480 reality of it all, I think like, it's almost sort of embarrassing 451 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,360 how much people are in it because like, we're like fucking 452 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:20,240 cosplaying compared to right, you know, people have to deal 453 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,320 with it really and stuff like that. 454 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,160 But what, what is nice, but Belfast and Glasgow, they have 455 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,400 really like similar cities and I always love coming here and 456 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,840 gigging and stuff like that. Yeah. 457 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,040 And it's good. Just that like people like, is 458 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,000 it only other place in the world that gives a fuck about Scottish 459 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,520 football? Yeah. 460 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,120 Oh yeah. Because I was doing this. 461 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,160 By the way, by the way, not the whole league. 462 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,600 No Celtic Rangers. Like you're not fun. 463 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,720 You're not going to chat about like St. 464 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,720 Mirren. No, no. 465 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,720 No, no, St. Mirren. 466 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,080 'S tactics. Yeah, Alloa. 467 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,760 Yeah, but I was in because I was talking last night. 468 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,400 I've got I was doing about last night, but women's football and 469 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,480 I think it's good. Like because encourages. 470 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,560 No, that's not a joke. Oh, OK. 471 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,960 But no, I think it's good because it encourages like more 472 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,920 women to go and watch. Like because I because I went to 473 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,760 one of the last Celtic Rangers women's games. 474 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,160 It was just nice to hear sectarian singing and tune. 475 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,640 The first thing I've ever had the rendition of the Belly Girl 476 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,160 was. Interesting, to be honest. 477 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,360 Like I don't know enough about the Troubles. 478 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,880 I should know more. Having been born and raised in 479 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,640 England, I. Think you need to know more? 480 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,920 And being on a bus on the way to the NatWest tower. 481 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,960 The NatWest tower got bombed and I don't. 482 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,040 Know if you were what? What? 483 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,440 You were on a bus on the way there. 484 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,080 What do you mean? My mum was taking me into 485 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:39,320 central London, right, and the bombing happened and we took the 486 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,680 bus and I felt the bus shake and I was like, this is a nice. 487 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,640 Feeling. When was this? 488 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:53,280 19969596 I'm going to say. Like the season of terrorism 489 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:58,240 9596. The season of terrorism was 2002 490 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,840 thousand and one that was like the at the beginning of 2001, 491 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,880 2002 season actually. But that was like more when like 492 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,360 the English First Division became the Premier League 493 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,000 changed for the. Have you seen this, the Barclays 494 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,880 man? Stuff of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 495 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,400 All the Twitter cuts of like prime Barclays players, yeah, 496 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:22,400 that's like we needed 2000, 2001 cut of like Bin Laden Barclays, 497 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,600 man. Yes. 498 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,560 Number like, not Barclays, but like. 499 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,760 Who is the guy that used to Abu Hamza the hook for the hand they 500 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,040 used to talk about him in fucking most. 501 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,600 Of these podcast, me being on here and I was talking about 502 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,800 fucking Abu Hamza. They used to talk about having 503 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,200 not the week, like every single week. 504 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,760 Yeah, how does that happen? Nowhere has Abu Hamza been 505 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,000 mentioned more than on this podcast when I'm on in all my 506 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,520 career. Was it, what was it? 507 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,560 Was it the Mausai cleric with a hook for a hand, That's what. 508 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:58,560 I'm saying yeah, yeah. It's like somehow I've turned 509 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,800 up. And my celebrity mastermind 510 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,960 topic is Abu Hamza. They would look at you a bit 511 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,440 like you can't answer questions about yourself. 512 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,440 He made Dave out. So me, Dave and Ishan did a 513 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,800 podcast movement Dave out and we realised that Dave looks a hell 514 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,320 of a lot like. Abu Hamza, yeah. 515 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,560 Abu Hamza, we made him do an impression of 10 out of 10. 516 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,680 Yeah, it was. It was terrifying how I career. 517 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,760 Yes. Really good. 518 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,000 Wow. What was your mastermind 519 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,240 subject? Master main subject may honestly 520 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,160 be AI. I'm Alan Partridge. 521 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,040 Yeah, I'm a big Partridge head and I've listened to the books 522 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,600 on us and I've watched it all. I would. 523 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,280 Maybe I need to brush up on some of the stuff, but I think Alan 524 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,040 Partridge I would go. For he was Steve Cookman was 525 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,880 doing the BBC comedy conference. It was in Belfast couple of 526 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,960 weeks ago and I tried the interview but then. 527 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,600 What do you mean you tried to interview what happened? 528 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,480 So what are you doing? They asked me what I do. 529 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,200 So I'm not a panel guy, right? Sitting on panels. 530 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,240 Dan was on a panel. He like, revealed to us by 531 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,880 mistake a couple of weeks ago. He did some podcast panel at 532 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:02,160 Queen's University. I was giving him stick for 533 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,680 calling him like the panel. What was that panel about then? 534 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:05,800 What was that? What was it about? 535 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,880 It was. Just young people looking to get 536 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,240 into podcasting and radio. And you were saying? 537 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,000 Yeah, leave it, Leave it alone. So so I was like giving him 538 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,920 Stack training in the moon, calling him like panel guy, my 539 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,680 nickname given skills are great, but like panel guy and all this 540 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,320 kind of stuff. And then the week later BBC said 541 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,200 would you sit on a couple of panels for the comedy 542 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,680 conference? And I said I don't do that, but 543 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,040 if I can interview Steve Coogan, I will. 544 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,800 Can I ask why you don't do that? Why do you not like system 545 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:38,120 panels? I don't know, like how to be OK. 546 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,640 You know, you're on stage, but then you're not trying to make 547 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,480 people laugh, right? You're kind of being half 548 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,920 serious now. It's not a yeah, but you've 549 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,240 been, you've been nasty there. Or did you mean this is a 550 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,480 different format? As a full that is like. 551 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,760 Do you promise that's what you meant? 552 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,640 Yeah. Yeah, For a Mark's life. 553 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,120 For a Mark's life, right? We're being too flippant for a 554 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,360 Mark's life, but yeah. But I'm comfortable here. 555 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,400 But then you go to this thing. It's All in all industry people. 556 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,120 Yeah, right. So I just don't like yourself 557 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,240 see this. Like did you ever think, would 558 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,440 you ever do Question Time? He would love. 559 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,760 I was in the audience of Question Time once, yeah. 560 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,760 Did you try and ask question? I asked a question. 561 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,120 What's going on? Yeah. 562 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:22,120 What's your question? Who's your question to Cameron? 563 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,120 The Battle. The Battle List. 564 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,600 Yeah, but was there any big names on there? 565 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,840 This is a great honey. Welcome. 566 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,200 What was your question? I don't know. 567 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,760 It was there. Would you go to that like I 568 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,960 didn't? Know, I think it was something 569 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,400 about the economy. It's to the worst. 570 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:40,280 It's a good story. I shall save the story. 571 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,400 Would you go do a lot of stuff like are you gay? 572 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,640 Go do all that stuff like that. No, not no. 573 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,080 But I do a lot of panels. I sit in a lot of panels. 574 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,880 I love being a panellist. Love bed. 575 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,400 Yeah. Yeah, also, but I think as a 576 00:27:55,400 --> 00:28:00,680 comic, panels are so fucking easy because the the, the 577 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,600 tiniest thing that you say, there's a little bit humour is 578 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,720 that Oh my God, this guy's a fucking. 579 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,360 Oh, I tried it and they didn't like it at the Belfast at the 580 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,080 comedy conferencing. First of all, no one there was 581 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,400 like from Belfast. Everyone like travelled over 582 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,920 from different parts of the fucking foreigners. 583 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,080 So coming over here still not rolls. 584 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,760 So one of the the so Eddie Doyle, who's head commissioner 585 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,760 BBC in London was hosting it. He's wearing a thick pair of 586 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,920 glasses. They show a sketch of mine at 587 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,480 the start and then he comes to me for like a question about the 588 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,680 industry or something and I throwing out a bit of like low 589 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,800 hanging banter to just get them going. 590 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,280 I said, first of all, Eddie, appreciate you lending me your 591 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,760 glasses for the sketch. Nothing, nothing. 592 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,120 And it was just then it was just. 593 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,720 And then did you just lose your nerve a bit then? 594 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,600 Yeah, I said, I said I will do all these panels if I can 595 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,840 interview Steve Coogan. They went. 596 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,520 We don't know if you're going to be able to do that, I said. 597 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,760 We'll just ask anyway and then I didn't get to do it, but I still 598 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,960 have to do all. The part Did someone get to 599 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,520 interview Steve Coogan? A commissioner or something 600 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,720 from? Someone, someone, someone with 601 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,160 thick a thick pair of glasses. Yeah, maybe you should get a 602 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,480 thick pair of glasses. I think so. 603 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,360 Yeah, I can. I don't think a thick pair would 604 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,400 suit you. I think you'd need like a 605 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,120 thinner pair. Yeah, I know. 606 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,640 Why the? Compression girl, you keep 607 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,960 adding little things to my look. So it's their hair. 608 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,880 You want me in glasses? Let me tell you what it is by. 609 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,200 The way if I have glasses and I grow my hair, I'm going to start 610 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,120 looking like you. Oh yeah, people are going to 611 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,800 mistake you and me all the. Time and I have started growing 612 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,400 this beard. Yeah, yeah, it just looks 613 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:28,040 fantastic. I said that I sent it in the 614 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,720 what's up group of friends last night and I'm a lot. 615 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,760 Just be honest about the beard. I thought I look like I said, I 616 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,720 thought I look like 1/3 tier Portuguese footballer who goes 617 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:43,760 to Hibs and doesn't play much. You have somehow grown a Chinese 618 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:52,200 goatee. I meant. 619 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,680 I meant. Just because you've done that 620 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,520 doesn't mean you can do that. That's no on shame. 621 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,840 I couldn't sound more like an elderly Chinese man you've. 622 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,920 Given me Chinese vibes. Yeah, like because the Chinese 623 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,560 aren't famous for being her suit, are they? 624 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,840 No. But do you think the more I do 625 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,360 you think it might be something or do you think this is as good 626 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,920 as it look? I think you could grow the Tash 627 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,360 anymore. Yeah, on track and. 628 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,760 You'd look I didn't look good with the. 629 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,800 Time this is this is about 10-11 days. 630 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,240 Sorry. Oh. 631 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,400 That's 11 days growth. Yeah, you've got, you've got a 632 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,760 kind of baby face, Shin. Yes, thank you. 633 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,000 Yeah, you. Do have a baby face? 634 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,280 But we can't. We can't all grow. 635 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:50,600 Beard OK. I just thought I would get a 636 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,800 little bit of backing for this. That might be something the. 637 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,640 Thing is, is I think you're a very handsome man, Thank you. 638 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,160 But because of this, the status that you have now got and the 639 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,000 man you have become. As an old Chinese man. 640 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. 641 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,080 Like an elder statesman of. Always them. 642 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,400 Yeah, of of comedy and particularly Belfast. 643 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,600 Yeah. You know, I like the fact that 644 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,560 you keep it humble. You're like, listen, I'm just 645 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,680 auditioning to be in a boy band. Yeah, right. 646 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:24,240 But I think you can grow into your status as a 37 year old 647 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:24,920 man. Yeah. 648 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,760 With a baby face. Yep. 649 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,200 Handsome. Right now, I think you're doing 650 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,600 yourself a slight disservice. Mark, be honest. 651 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,680 What do you think? Just be honest. 652 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,560 So you're saying he needs to keep it queen shaven? 653 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,080 Well, we can try with the moustache. 654 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,480 I don't think the the what the moustache. 655 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,160 Moustache. Moustache. 656 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,840 Yeah, you say moustache. Moustache. 657 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,840 What did I say? Moustache. 658 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,680 Yeah, you're putting the emphasis on the moustache. 659 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,520 Yes, sorry, in terms of the accent wars that we've got going 660 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:58,600 on right now on this fucking episode, yes. 661 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,440 You can do proper English what I'm. 662 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:07,000 Saying automatically. In terms of you think just you 663 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,680 didn't get rid of this but. Get get rid of that bit yeah and 664 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,360 keep growing a hair longer and see how them. 665 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,600 Essentially, you know about, can you, about what are you, your 666 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,240 appearance at the moment, Shin? I'm in, I'm just in this in 667 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,360 between stage. Yeah, and it gets intimidated 668 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,760 when I'm here. I do sexually, yeah. 669 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,800 Yeah. Because the top pedo himself. 670 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,520 Because The thing is, I get it. If you start, if you start 671 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,840 climbing on top of that chair. Make sure you pronounce the tour 672 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:34,360 in that. The thing is, I think what 673 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,360 people people get surprised by myself confidence because 674 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,000 they're like, you do know what you look like, right? 675 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,760 But I I I am quite a confident dude. 676 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,160 Yeah, absolutely. And my appearance and my. 677 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,560 Style and you have wisdom a. Bit of wisdom, yeah, Yeah, say, 678 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,560 I'll just try to impart. You're the fun guy at the party, 679 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,280 I would say. I'm the fun guy at the party. 680 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,080 And you are actually, I mean this a very nice colour. 681 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,880 I do mean nothing. Thank you. 682 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,360 It's a really nice colour, like it's like a rich colour. 683 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,000 Yeah, it's a rich colour. Rich Brown. 684 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,080 It's like a clay. Is clay? 685 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,160 Is clay a rich brown? Yeah, I think I'm off the hook 686 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,680 for this. You see, Bummer come in and I 687 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,720 don't thank fuck for that. I'm not getting involved in this 688 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,960 one. Can't be so far down you. 689 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,520 It's dark. It'd be dark clay, wouldn't it? 690 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,480 I'm the colour of the the pot is before you put in the kiln. 691 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:29,960 Yes, I've always said that. Will you boys have dinner 692 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,960 tonight? These things together. 693 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,960 Yeah, probably. Yeah, I imagine so. 694 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,680 But then I get the feeling that you like to do your own thing, 695 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,640 and I've said that, and now you feel like you gotta have dinner 696 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,000 together. I do like to do my own thing, 697 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,200 but the reason I normally would like to do that is if I'm trying 698 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,760 to stay healthy, yes, and I wouldn't want to be judged for 699 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,040 it. But at the moment I'm kind of 700 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,800 like, Evan's a bit fucked. So sorry. 701 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you're going to say, 702 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,920 you're right. Do you know what I mean? 703 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,320 Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, I'm usually I'm 704 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,480 trying to stay healthy, but Asian's here so I might give up 705 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,960 on my life. I just eat a load of shit with 706 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,600 this fat prick. But I'm just. 707 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,240 We're going to eat a kebab for a star with a pizza for a main. 708 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,639 Are you going to go to Little Italy? 709 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:13,040 I was sort of hoping that would. I need to go to Little Italy. 710 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,000 You do. I need to get Little Italy. 711 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,600 Little Italy. Pizza spot Little Italy. 712 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,159 Little Italy, Why are you saying that Little Italy? 713 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,840 Little Italy dinner, I could see. 714 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,480 I could see you guys have a nice dinner together. 715 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,480 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, What kind of dinner 716 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,920 do you envisage us having? Chinese. 717 00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,040 I think you should talk about my beard. 718 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,280 Yeah, But yeah, maybe like a nice Chinese. 719 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,920 Maybe you go like authentic Chinese. 720 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,280 Maybe you go to Lee Garden in Belfast. 721 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,600 Speaking of restaurants, I would like to raise a slight 722 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,199 adjustment I would like to make to restaurant etiquette right. 723 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,000 I don't think people should be sitting opposite each other if 724 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,320 it's in a 2, I think it's quite combative. 725 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,040 No, there's no way you so you're saying if we're if we're at A4 726 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,320 seater as a two, you're going to sit directly beside me, we're 727 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,080 going to face the same way. In an L shape. 728 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,160 I'm interested in your logic 1st and then I will critique this. 729 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,520 I think you should sit in an L shape because I think it's more 730 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,480 conducive to a more open, honest conversation, whereas if you're 731 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,280 across each other, you're a bit far away from each other. 732 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,760 It doesn't seem as cosy, and also I think there's more space 733 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,560 on the table if you're on an L. What do you mean an Li? 734 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,200 Know what he means? But then every table in a 735 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,920 restaurant needs an L shape. What if there's four people 736 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,880 coming then? There's two LS. 7. 737 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,680 People make a bigger table. Seems like a lot of adjustment. 738 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,960 No, it doesn't. It does. 739 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,840 No, because you've got, if it's seven, you've got 2L's like that 740 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,400 and then three across there. I don't agree. 741 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,160 I think it's better to be more. Out of the three of us, who's 742 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,160 more inherently more likely to have an ability in terms of 743 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,320 setting up a restaurant? True. 744 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,960 Thank you. Oh, Shane, he's getting most 745 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,680 money. I apologise, that's not. 746 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,800 Correct. But I would pay him. 747 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he'd be. 748 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:05,880 We're about time watching. You show up with that accent, 749 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,800 I'm like, no. No. 750 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,520 No, you know what to do. Change restaurant the door 751 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,440 people. Like you know what to. 752 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,960 Do Shane's restaurant the door and then everyone would go there 753 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,040 because you know what, because the guy that owns this, he's an 754 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,040 authentic Chinese money. They've got an agent, waiter. 755 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,960 You better you call everybody my friend. 756 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,480 Yeah, you have to. Yeah, in which accent? 757 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,960 You pick. What kind of cuisine is it? 758 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,680 I think I do like a like a pretty general kind of thing, 759 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,760 you know? What does that I know what that 760 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,720 means? Gastro, I don't know, I can't 761 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,080 think of a speciality. Rest I don't, I don't like see 762 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,120 see a gastro pub. I know it's meant to me. 763 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,880 I don't I don't like the name gastro it reminds me of. 764 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,920 Of intestinal problems. Yes, exactly. 765 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,280 What would you call it instead? I've got, well, I don't know, 766 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,520 pub grub. Food Pub, Yeah. 767 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,680 Food pub. Not even a fan of the the phrase 768 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,520 pub grub I love to be honest. Grub doesn't. 769 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,000 Grubs, do you want to hear it? Scram. 770 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,280 I quite like. Scott, I don't. 771 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,000 I prefer scan and grub, but I know what you mean. 772 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,720 Do you totally of subject? Have you seen the guy who does 773 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,760 the Scottish Donald Trump videos? 774 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,920 No I don't. Donald Trump was Scottish and he 775 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,080 does good Trump impression. That's that's like the idea 776 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,160 though I don't know how you thought that as there's a joke 777 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,440 in Scotland that like every like Scottish thing is just like what 778 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,480 if. Scottish was Scottish. 779 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,600 What if X was Scottish? Yeah, yeah. 780 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,560 Yeah. Yeah, So what does he do it? 781 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,760 And I did he do it. And Donald Trump's accent is 782 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,200 doing. Donald Trump's accent right talk 783 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,880 to it. We daft these all this kind of 784 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,880 stuff but Nature 3 has comes up my time. 785 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,880 I'm sure it's quite entertaining so. 786 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:52,680 You're doing it. I'm just keep your accent for 787 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,240 this. Yeah, I'm just confused by the 788 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,400 concept of this. So he speaks like Donald Trump, 789 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,560 yes, but says Scottish things, Yes, like haggis. 790 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,680 No more like talking about the way team going out and all this 791 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:09,360 kind of Scotland and here have like we bit of a link you would 792 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,360 understand. See some some some more stuff. 793 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,520 As an Englishman you would really understand that. 794 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,080 Thank you for seeing me. Are you? 795 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:25,440 I said that. Fucking hell. 796 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,280 Are you gigging all? Are you doing a fast? 797 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,680 Are you doing? Is anyone doing the fringe in 798 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,920 the summer? I'm doing the Fringe in the 799 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,440 summer. Edinburgh new show. 800 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,360 What faulted to the film? Do you just commute from 801 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:36,840 Glasgow? But. 802 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,120 Not their fault because it would be an 8 minute bill. 803 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,800 An hour and a half. I bet they're them back every 804 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,320 day. So we we'd always lucky we 805 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,000 managed to get accommodation. Basically a guy came in my show 806 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,240 a couple years ago and he walked in these this apart these 807 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,080 apartments and so we got a decent deal. 808 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,680 So it's different. It's good because it. 809 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,200 Means does he be there though? Yeah. 810 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,480 Is he? No, it's like a, it's like a, 811 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,720 it's, it's like, you know, these sort of modern serviced 812 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,920 apartments, but it's kind of someplace like halfway between a 813 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,760 hotel and like flat cana. Yeah. 814 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,600 But does he have? A part hotel? 815 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,480 What's that? A part hotel. 816 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,000 Yes. Is that what it's called? 817 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,720 Yeah, part hotel, Yeah. They could do better. 818 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,000 Than that apartment. Yeah, whole apartment. 819 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,400 Whole apartment. Whole apartment? 820 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,400 Does he? Does he? 821 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,840 Yeah, the whole apartment is great. 822 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,640 Does he have like any agreement? Like is he allowed? 823 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,360 Did you show up at any? Point No. 824 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,280 No case. Are you comfortable? 825 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,840 No, it's, it's absolutely fine. We get our own places at 826 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,480 reception. But The thing is, he's a 827 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,760 receptionist. He's at reception. 828 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,040 Reception. Well, he's the manager, OK, 829 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,360 Yeah, but there is a reception. There's a German on that. 830 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,480 And this place is fucking unbelievable. 831 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,160 But the first time we've done it, we, we got money off because 832 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,000 we agreed to do a gig and the hotel lobby. 833 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,560 All right? And then the French, which we 834 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:44,040 ended up doing to like 10 people and a dog and but it was, it 835 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,040 was. Staying in the hotel, 836 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,480 presumably. Yeah, they're just people. 837 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,000 No one knew it was even really happening, right? 838 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,120 Yeah. It was actually quite good. 839 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,360 They were in the lobby, Yeah. And then stand up. 840 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,600 Stand that happened, yeah. The best part like the gag was 841 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,800 when they let the dog out and in the courtyard and it was just 842 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,760 run the boat and that's what most. 843 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,760 People, that was the best part of. 844 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,120 The game, that's what. Most people say when you're in 845 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,480 school and there's a dog in the playground. 846 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,200 Absolutely brilliantly. It was great, but. 847 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,080 Everybody at the window like they've never seen the dog. 848 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,640 Well, I've never had that experience. 849 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,120 A horse came loose in the school once. 850 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,160 Right, Well, that tells us a lot about you in the school, the 851 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,240 upbringing. Fact that suggests that there's 852 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,360 a horse just there that isn't the worst most. 853 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:23,880 Yeah. 4/4 horse in your school. Yeah, doing what? 854 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,880 Like a question. Is this an? 855 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,640 Equestrian at school, you have it. 856 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,520 In your timetable you have equestrian, Yeah. 857 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,760 I didn't do it because they wouldn't let me climb on the. 858 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:40,200 Horse equestrian time. That's my question but can't 859 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:44,240 remember what it was. What I just nobody wanted to do 860 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:44,840 it. There were just. 861 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,120 People wanted to do it. Oh yeah, It was a private school 862 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,760 in London, of course. So that's the mental of London 863 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,960 and they've got a couple of horses now. 864 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,120 Four horses. That's crazy. 865 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,160 That's mad. What else was, like anything 866 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,480 else, out of the ordinary on the timetable? 867 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,080 There's lots of Latin. Kerberos. 868 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,320 Yeah, habeas corpus, all that kind of stuff. 869 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,960 Yeah, you. You if you were in Latin times 870 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,960 you would say there was a Kerberos at the gig. 871 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,600 Kerberos, yeah, right. Yeah. 872 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:15,040 So there's a Latin and also from my school, one of the famous 873 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:19,360 alumni was some of. Abu hams it. 874 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,120 No, it was Osama bin Laden's head of strategy, the guy who 875 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,160 masters a. Barclaysman of terrorism. 876 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ahmed. Sheikh moving to New York by the 877 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,840 wombats over the top. Yeah, come up, Ahmed Omar Saeed 878 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,960 Sheikh. And he was in your class. 879 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,480 No, he wasn't in my class. He was 10 years older than me. 880 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,640 But you're still friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 881 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,840 We're saying what's up, groups? Was that I patch it off for him 882 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,600 in the. The groups called not terrorism. 883 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:56,080 Is it or is it? Dude, I'm on horseback making 884 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,480 plants. It's Casey that even like al 885 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,920 Qaeda, it was all like it's like when you find that everybody in 886 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:07,200 comedy in London's or posh. It's like even those like as I 887 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,320 there's, there's nearly what in class Terrorists. 888 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,560 Yeah. There there are because even Bin 889 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,920 Laden himself was like came from a very rich family. 890 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,840 The Bin Laden family is super. Wealthy them in the bushes. 891 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:24,680 Yeah, but the women, Yeah, even terrorism, you've got to be. 892 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,040 It's crazy. You've got to be well educated 893 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,800 and so people think terrorism is easy to do. 894 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,160 I'm not want to talk about this defence. 895 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,840 It takes planning and organisation. 896 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,160 Do you know where we are right now? 897 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:46,560 We're in. Hollywood, this is a sanctuary. 898 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,120 Right, you see. It's all good. 899 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,560 It's a safe zone. It's all good. 900 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,040 I do like this is what I think that is very cool. 901 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,920 But the 1L thing, you know that. And yeah, Holly would say you've 902 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,440 made that. Which is why called the studios 903 00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,320 one else. No, I get. 904 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,640 I get it. I didn't. 905 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,800 I didn't. I hated it, actually, to be 906 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:03,760 honest with you. Really. 907 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,560 Yeah. You hated that we play on this 908 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,680 one L thing. Yeah, right. 909 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,320 What would you like us to do? Because, you know, I'll change 910 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,120 it to whatever you want to grow, right? 911 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:15,720 Yeah. Your name. 912 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,840 The wood. Studios, would you go on a 913 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,320 holiday after the Fringe or anything? 914 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,440 Because people do that. People need something after the 915 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,920 Fringe. Well, I used to see when I used 916 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,040 to do the French, I was always wanting stuff, so I wouldn't. 917 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,440 I would just take on my annual leave to do August. 918 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,560 And what? Were you doing? 919 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,080 What was your? Job. 920 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,600 I still got the call centre. In minor I bind. 921 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,200 And bounce, it wasn't as bad but as customer service stuff, so 922 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,160 you just get people. Screwed. 923 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,480 Can you? Just put on the accent. 924 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,280 What accent? Do you know? 925 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,960 Come on. Hello. 926 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:49,360 My name is something. But sometimes people, I would 927 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,800 get a lot of of English folk that would complain that they 928 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,600 couldn't understand me and I would say well I'll pass you 929 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,080 through on Newcastle branch then, good luck with that. 930 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,240 Yeah, that's ask for you back. What can you say? 931 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:06,120 What company was? It was esure car insurance, so 932 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,600 it was interesting, like yeah, I was just, you'd get a lot. 933 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,520 It was just customer service. You got a lot of complaints. 934 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,360 But The thing is, if anyone's ever worked in a call centre, 935 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,560 like I think one of the houses parts about it as like you don't 936 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,160 know what's coming. You know, at some point during 937 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,120 the day people will be screaming at you for some reason and you 938 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,520 don't know why. So it's just every, it's every 939 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,160 call. And then I used to do these 940 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,520 shifts where you do 4 hours straight without a break 941 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,120 sometimes and that was just like you're just, it's like just 942 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,720 putting your head bore water for the entire time and then coming 943 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:34,800 out. So you just need. 944 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,000 Water boarding. Yeah, you don't. 945 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,040 You don't get a break basically so. 946 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:44,600 Yeah, I I worked in a point. Oh, that would be. 947 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,120 Whole centre. Is that is that company? 948 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,200 Fake. No. 949 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,600 Is that like you were calling people cold? 950 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,360 Cold calling people. Wow, for what's on behalf of a 951 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,400 charity. Which charity? 952 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,520 It was different every couple of months. 953 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,160 That's what the company did. If you had fundraising for a 954 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,400 charity they would do it and it was for Irish charities and it 955 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,040 was I Bone was fucking. Horrific. 956 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,800 Did you have? Did they give you a script or 957 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,640 did you have to script? And I still reckon I could do 958 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,160 you. You just become a robot. 959 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,440 I was like this. Be perfect. 960 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,120 I'll do material on the side you. 961 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,440 Bring, bring. OK, make the outbound called. 962 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,640 I'll answer. OK, Hello. 963 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,000 Hold on, I haven't rang it yet. Is Shane going to do the accent? 964 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:28,680 The one Heath, Daniella. Hello. 965 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,640 Hello. Hello. 966 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,760 Is that Isha? Yes, speaking. 967 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,600 Hi, John. My name's Shane. 968 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,120 I'm calling on behalf of. Let Me Think Of. 969 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:41,480 One bye. We need a bit more preparation. 970 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,840 To call you back. But do you know why they would 971 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,920 have it in places? Like do not answer in a 972 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,080 hypothetical role. Hello. 973 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,800 Hello. Hello. 974 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,800 Is that Isha? Yes, we can Go fuck yourself. 975 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,760 Yeah, you become. You become a robot. 976 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,080 When you have a script, you become a robot. 977 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,520 The thing I used to hit the most but button in the call centre is 978 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,160 that you would only get 5 minutes for to go to the 979 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:08,200 bathroom and it would take you, take you a minute, take me a 980 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,840 minute to walk to the bathroom and a minute back. 981 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,520 Because you were fat. So no, because that's how far 982 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,920 away the bathroom was. We went to the Wetherspoon. 983 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,880 So if I needed a shit I have 3 minutes to do the shit and then 984 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,160 if you if you were late for your. 985 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,040 How long would you like ideally? I mean, I managed to get it 986 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,480 down. An exact science if need be. 987 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,400 Bullshit yourself. You want more than that? 988 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,360 Yeah. Oh yeah. 989 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,280 How long? How long can you do a satisfying 990 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:37,000 shit in minimum? It depends. 991 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,280 It depends. Can I tell you 2 minutes? 992 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,880 2 minutes. Really. 993 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,680 What are you doing? How? 994 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,560 Long do you spend in the bathroom in the morning? 995 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,040 In the toilet. On the toilet. 2 minutes really 996 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,880 Max 2 minutes. How long do you spend? 997 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,600 What are you doing? You're on your phone, master. 998 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,800 Yeah, I'm 20 minutes. No. 999 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,160 Yeah, 1520. Minutes too long. 20 to. 15 I 1000 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,600 think 10 maybe? Pins and needles in your feet. 1001 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,840 Yeah, that you do get out. Not anymore. 1002 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,120 You can't feel it. I used to be. 1003 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,960 Nom yeah, 1520 minutes I'd spend in the morning. 1004 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,360 I have shit once a day in the morning. 1005 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,800 OK, what? About the rest of the day. 1006 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,920 Don't need to shit. Just in the morning, Yeah, 1007 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,560 that's healthy. Yeah, just once in the morning. 1008 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,720 I don't understand because also I we wash. 1009 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,720 So I think over the years. Do you? 1010 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,320 Sorry, what? Do you wash your ass after a 1011 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,320 shit? Hold on in like AB day kind of 1012 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,840 thing, yeah. Or a bomb gun. 1013 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,520 Bomb gun. Bomb gun, you know, Have you 1014 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,840 been to the Middle East? Yeah. 1015 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,360 They would not use just bomb guns. 1016 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:46,680 Is that not free drink? I just put soda water. 1017 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,160 Yeah, bomb gun. So I've got bomb guns in every 1018 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,600 bathroom in the house. Wow. 1019 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,520 Oh, every, I thought you said. I thought you meant every room 1020 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,200 in the house. I was. 1021 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,880 I guess that's excessive. Yeah, everybody. 1022 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,760 Are you doing any recent holidays this year? 1023 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,720 I'm going to Portugal and then I'm going. 1024 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,040 To Malaysia, were you in Villamora? 1025 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,520 Villamora, Portugal Were you in this month? 1026 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,360 Portal Albuera Albufeira Albufeira Oh I. 1027 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,320 Fear a bit roughly. Is it? 1028 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,200 Yeah. Why I? 1029 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,920 Don't know, Villamora is closer and it's just a. 1030 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,240 Better. Have you been to Albufeira? 1031 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:24,240 Yeah. And what? 1032 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,160 What's rough about? I've been the stag there. 1033 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,960 Did you? Maybe that's why it was rough. 1034 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,800 And one of the guys we're with got bottled and denied that he 1035 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,840 got bottled. And we were like. 1036 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,480 Bottled by Who can see? The bottle by an angry man. 1037 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,320 For what reason? Another guy from Northern 1038 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,760 Ireland. Genuinely, that he didn't know. 1039 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,600 So what isn't it is rough is because there's. 1040 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,680 Other. People there exactly he got 1041 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,320 bottled he was like no didn't everyone's like made a bottle in 1042 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,480 your. Head I don't think the Northern 1043 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,800 Irish people see me as one of their own. 1044 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,800 Come on. Yeah, I don't think. 1045 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,640 I think when we're out there. One more part appearance. 1046 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,040 Yeah. And suddenly I'm in. 1047 00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,200 Yeah, I mean. Yeah, there's an Old Town in 1048 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,560 Newtown. The old times, all right. 1049 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,760 Sorry, how many towns are there? The Old Town in the Newtown town 1050 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,640 in Albufeira. Oh, there's the Old Town, 1051 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,320 Newtown. Go to the. 1052 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,920 Go to the old time. In. 1053 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,960 The New Times a couple of nightclubs. 1054 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,600 Yeah, OK. No, I don't think you'll like 1055 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,280 it. Are you a cubby person? 1056 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:18,480 No, no. Are you used? 1057 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,200 To it used to be. I used to be, but yeah. 1058 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,520 As much as anybody like. But I didn't. 1059 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,280 I didn't love it, I suppose. Yeah, but there. 1060 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,080 But like not. But is that the case here? 1061 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,920 Like you see in Glasgow, there's these places, no and all the 1062 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:35,280 younger people go and it's like it's just a bar like we're like 1063 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,400 someday by guitar know that. And it's like, but it's open 1064 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,480 till 3:00 in the morning. So instead of like being a 1065 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,480 nightclub environment, it's just like a bar environment that's 1066 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,560 open nightclub others. Did you used to go to the 1067 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,120 arches? Yeah, I went a few times for the 1068 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,440 garage before it shot. Yeah, the garage, it would go 1069 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,480 all. These clubs in Glasgow. 1070 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,520 The arches was like a big I was, I've never been a big drugs guy 1071 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,720 or whatever, but when I was about 1819 it was still open and 1072 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,600 it would be. Evidenced by you saying drugs 1073 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,520 guy. It was a big, it's a big waving 1074 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,960 place and all that stuff and it was like you get shut, shut 1075 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,920 down. But that was. 1076 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,360 Wasn't there an Elvis in the Picklewood? 1077 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,960 Mario and like a pretend ceremony. 1078 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,120 I think they would do different nights there. 1079 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,240 So I think that may have been one of them and you could do 1080 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,360 that kind of stuff and there's a bouncy castle and all this kind 1081 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,960 of shit. But no, that was fun. 1082 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,520 There's a glass was good for the night in the garage and all that 1083 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,600 sort of stuff. There's good night club sale and 1084 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,680 it was fun. But like, I mean, I don't know 1085 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,720 my. I'm glad that I'm too old for it 1086 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,320 now because I just couldn't handle anymore. 1087 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,520 No such thing mate. You still going? 1088 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,960 Oh yeah, last one of the last times I went out clubbing I got 1089 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,960 fingered in the mouth. You get fingered in the mouth. 1090 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,760 Yeah. So it got to about 4:30 in the 1091 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,920 morning. Well, she would say, someone put 1092 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,320 their fingers in your mouth, you got. 1093 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,600 Actually, they're called them Torpedo. 1094 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:50,680 Yeah, I got finger in the mouth. It was 4430 in the morning and I 1095 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,800 still wasn't done because I'd already had some MDMA, so I 1096 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,880 wanted to continue. We'll pretend we know what that 1097 00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:02,240 is. Fun stuff and and and I wanted 1098 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,280 to go to this other bar, other club in club. 1099 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,080 We're, we're, we're in London. I was in London. 1100 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,600 We're in fairness. No, no, in Venice that that 1101 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,240 wasn't open to 18. I have been there on this. 1102 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,120 Difference. It's crazy. 1103 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,840 There was a club fair. Enough. 1104 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,680 In fairness, it's a place in Clapham. 1105 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,160 It's like a club that's good. That was that remained me. 1106 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,680 A lot of ones in Glasgow actually. 1107 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,640 Oh really? Yeah, Venice is a bit like 1108 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,960 Scatty, but there's this club, I can't remember the name of it, 1109 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,520 open till 8:00 in the morning. So at 4:30, I'm outside the club 1110 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,520 that was in the Old Street, and this guy comes up to me and he 1111 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,440 goes, do you want some blue MDMA? 1112 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:38,680 And I said yeah. And he goes, open your mouth, 1113 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,760 all right? And he got this, like, paste and 1114 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,960 he put it on my tongue. And I sobered up immediately. 1115 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,960 I still don't know what it was. It made you sober up on the fact 1116 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,840 that he put it on your tongue. The fact that I felt his finger 1117 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,520 on my tongue sobered me up immediately. 1118 00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:06,240 His big black finger. See, see if you if you if you 1119 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:13,040 just put your hands out like that, you obviously had your 1120 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:19,560 tongue stuck. So. 1121 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,880 Does he say anything? He just gives you and he walks 1122 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,480 away? Yeah, that was like one time in 1123 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,920 London. I was waiting for a tube and an 1124 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,200 older guy came up doing one of the first time I was in London. 1125 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,520 So I was obviously like, completely freaked out at how 1126 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,720 big it was and the scale of it and all this kind of thing. 1127 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,480 And a guy in a satchel and a scarf came up to me and said, 1128 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,200 what parent did you get that top lip from? 1129 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,480 And I was like, huh? And then he walked off. 1130 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,480 That's amazing. What parent did you get that top 1131 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,560 lip from? Yeah, it's assuming. 1132 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,960 Do you? Have a good top lip. 1133 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,520 No, no, I never had the moustache, but like what Peter 1134 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:56,280 uses Chinese. What parent? 1135 00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:00,680 Yeah, my father is Jing Wu. Yeah, you have a good top there. 1136 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,080 Thank you. Yeah, Cupid's bow. 1137 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,800 Yeah, very. Nice. 1138 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,360 What does that mean? Cupid's bow. 1139 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,960 You have one too. I know because I've just looking 1140 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,080 at you on my eyes. Some like me, but I don't like 1141 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:10,560 it. You know what? 1142 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,960 This is such a homoerotic podcast. 1143 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:12,480 I really love it. I. 1144 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,920 Don't like you? Don't like the interview of 1145 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,520 things? No, it's the wee, the wee bump 1146 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,240 that comes down in the middle I don't like. 1147 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,680 Is that what it's called? A Cupid's Cupid. 1148 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,400 'S bow, yeah. See I've I've. 1149 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,000 Never. It's useful to have that little 1150 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,240 dip though, isn't it? When you're like what? 1151 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,840 What when you're kissing? Why is it useful? 1152 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,080 Because you can grab their bottom lip with it. 1153 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,280 Sorry, sorry, sorry. When you when you having this 1154 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,720 week groove in your lip. Yeah, because of the dip that 1155 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:44,160 you get. Yeah, when you're kissing 1156 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,640 someone. You're a beta and you talk 1157 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,960 about, you know, a. Little bit of biting, but then 1158 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,200 you use the dip to keep dragging the lip after you've kissed 1159 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,880 them. I mean. 1160 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,280 So. You tell us that we are, we are 1161 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,840 good castles because. So it's a kiss with a little bit 1162 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,080 of a bite at the end. Yeah, a bite and a pull at the 1163 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,680 end, Yeah. A bite and a poo? 1164 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:03,680 Yeah. How far are you going? 1165 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,440 Drawing blood? No. 1166 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,520 All the way until he does the torpedo. 1167 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,480 That so. You just create enough to reach 1168 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:15,560 your finger and. How do you how do you not kiss 1169 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,000 passionately? No, no, no. 1170 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,720 That's it. Did you get told how you do that 1171 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,680 in private school by any? Chance if you didn't do a 1172 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,920 question. I am well. 1173 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,680 I was voted most likely to remain a virgin at 24 relievers 1174 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,640 ball. Who's voting for that? 1175 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,160 The other students. That's cruel even have that. 1176 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,040 And then leave. US ball sounds like losing your 1177 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,560 virginity. Everyone did. 1178 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,040 I was the anyone in my year who hadn't had sex at that point. 1179 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,240 Well, yeah, I had sex 18. To be fair, prime candidate for 1180 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:51,520 the award with our back story. Yes, and so I it honestly fucked 1181 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,080 with me so much. That's so much pressure though. 1182 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:58,440 Yeah, yeah. So at university I found a book 1183 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,720 about the female sexual anatomy and genuinely started studying 1184 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:06,280 it in preparation for when hopefully the moment would come. 1185 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,240 Hopefully in my 18th year. Do you know who? 1186 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,560 No one's common. When the guys read a book on 1187 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,760 female anatomy. You're not making anybody come. 1188 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,240 Oh. Book let me tell you something 1189 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,600 when you take an academic interest no In the female 1190 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,680 anatomy, no. There are parts of the labia 1191 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:28,680 that are defined in this book that you can then. 1192 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,080 And. Tell me. 1193 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:40,120 More so, I studied. Studied for three months aged 1194 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:45,960 18, University at 21. I finally got to use my 1195 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:51,240 knowledge and it was glorious. You had a three-year degree 1196 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:57,560 reading one fucking book. The practical exam was weird. 1197 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,320 So give us one move. Give us a move that me and 1198 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,280 Martin need. Give us a move. 1199 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,120 Do. On me if you want. 1200 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,680 What's a? What's a neglected move? 1201 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:15,000 Too many men when they are, shall we say, fingering a woman. 1202 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,480 Shall we? We shall. 1203 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,600 We shall for whatever better phrase. 1204 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:26,000 Yeah, are doing a kind of piston, A piston movement that 1205 00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,040 adds nothing to the woman's sexual pleasure because the 1206 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,560 woman's. Just, I don't know, you mean 1207 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,640 yeah. Just in and out because a 1208 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:39,680 woman's erogenous. And you're genuinely. 1209 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,160 Interested there? A woman's erogenous zone is in 1210 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:47,200 the roof of their vagina. Yeah, so a calm Heather movement 1211 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,000 is always. You're dropping a calm Heather. 1212 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,520 Yeah, calm, Heather. Movement just gentle. 1213 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,800 This. Bring it on. 1214 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,000 Yeah, bring it on. It seems like you're working 1215 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,920 with quite a a field of depth there. 1216 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,000 No, no, yeah, yeah, just the two fingers. 1217 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,480 But this this kind of slow come hit her and eventually. 1218 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:14,960 They heard that Abu Hamza. But yeah, that's that's the move 1219 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:18,240 out in part amongst you young young bucks. 1220 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,160 Thank you Sensor. You're welcome. 1221 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:25,440 I'll tell you that's right. I was a I'm trying to get away 1222 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,840 from this type of lifestyle right, but I'm still single day 1223 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:32,960 in the moment and basically like we will go right at the I was a 1224 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,800 lassie. We had a couple of drinks. 1225 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,480 What's the dog? She invites me. 1226 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,280 Come on. Come on. 1227 00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,040 It'll be another one of your exes. 1228 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,960 Come on. But so we're inside the taxi, 1229 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,040 right? We've had a few drinks and 1230 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,120 stuff. We're going back to hers and she 1231 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,480 like, takes my hand and she starts kind of putting it like 1232 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,080 up a leg and then upper Scott, right, which I would have found 1233 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,720 pretty hot if I wasn't at the time, still having a 1234 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,720 conversation with the taxi driver. 1235 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,600 We oh. So then I'm and there's will. 1236 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:04,920 You sat behind the taxi driver or. 1237 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,560 I'm diagonal. She's she's behind them. 1238 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,320 I'm diagonally. So I'm looking at him in the 1239 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,720 back and he's one screen mother. Yeah, My fingers are there and 1240 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,560 I'm like, yeah, no, the tone's not been as busy since a 1241 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,760 pandemic. Man has a yeah, yeah. 1242 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,760 OK. Is that the rate is that is that 1243 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,440 they come have a moment And it was so crazy. 1244 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,960 And then it was like, but the longer I went on, it was so 1245 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,280 surreal because he was keeping the chat up. 1246 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:29,680 Yeah. And I was like, I was at first 1247 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,360 I'm thinking like he I just need to make sure he doesn't notice 1248 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,440 that some kind of like trying to make sure like she's. 1249 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,200 Not doing. No that. 1250 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,120 Wouldn't be obvious, sorry. 2 seconds mate. 1251 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,160 I know it was. It was so strange, right? 1252 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:49,080 That's why I need you. But then like, I was just like, 1253 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,280 the longer the journey went on, the more I started to realise he 1254 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,560 obviously has noticed and he's just he. 1255 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,200 Was he was wanking at the same time? 1256 00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,840 That's not a handbrake his hands on them, but I'm like and then I 1257 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,440 think he was just keeping the conversation going because 1258 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:05,480 otherwise he had to have felt like, you know, to address it a 1259 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,120 lot. They said at that point, just so 1260 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,320 you know, mate, you can't eat that in here. 1261 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,840 Do. What I think? 1262 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,200 Keeps the side, no food or drink. 1263 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,320 I say, well, she's got a great fine 200 lbs so there's. 1264 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:19,040 I think him and her are married and this is a racket. 1265 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,560 They have gone. That's what they get off on. 1266 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,560 Have you seen her since? Fake taxi? 1267 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:28,160 I haven't. Yeah, she doesn't sound like 1268 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,480 wifey material. She was very, very nice. 1269 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,840 I might do lotteries tonight. Yes, my jump on. 1270 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,160 Come on, do it. I like the idea of. 1271 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,840 Do the thing. I like the idea. 1272 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:37,960 Of it, yeah, I think it'd be really fun. 1273 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:42,480 So yeah, and I think we should, in fact, it'd be really fun is 1274 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:46,640 if if we're all doing 10 minutes each, we continue the previous 1275 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:50,760 person set and fuck with the audience. 1276 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,440 OK, well, I'm going to end on that thing getting better, so 1277 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:58,160 good luck with that. He gets his PowerPoint out. 1278 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,520 Some notes you've got a Belfast tour show. 1279 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,520 Yeah, is this Sunday, so I don't know if that's all by by then. 1280 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,600 15 was it good? It was brilliant. 1281 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:10,480 So did you. Have a good time. 1282 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,680 Amazing. No, I'm a I've been on here 1283 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,280 until about. I'll be back at some point. 1284 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,040 I'm doing the festivals the next big thing for me as well. 1285 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,440 I've also got tickets for bombing them in Brighton later 1286 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,880 in the month. Just put your website in the 1287 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,600 description website. Will that have everything? 1288 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,880 On it absolutely in Glasgow, obviously I'll be doing some 1289 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,160 shows over the summer there, so check out. 1290 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,920 So please do it and I've I suppose I can just put my 1291 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,360 podcast as well, actually some laugh, which hopefully we'll 1292 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,880 have shown on at some point when you're over on the Glasgow to 1293 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,480 check that out if you, if you are a fan of podcasts. 1294 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,360 Put all that in the description. OK. 1295 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,240 I'm writing a musical at the moment. 1296 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,520 Fuck off, come Heather the Musical. 1297 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,080 That would be sick. No, it's Abrahams or the music. 1298 01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:02,880 Abrahams are come say that you have you hooked. 1299 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:11,200 I'm not touring for a little while yet, but just follow me, 1300 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,920 have fun. I I'll be doing stuff. 1301 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,200 Are you writing a musical? Yeah. 1302 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,600 About can you put the description of the book he's 1303 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,520 talking about and the the show? Yeah. 1304 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:23,560 What is the musical about? Yeah, it's about the 1775 Battle 1305 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:27,360 of Plasse. Follow up questions please. 1306 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,920 Like what? What is that? 1307 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:35,040 OK, so in 1775 the British East India Company just over a part 1308 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,960 of India for the first time after the Battle of Plasse and 1309 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,240 thus began their process of colonisation of India. 1310 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,240 It is a Blackadder type. Look at that time period. 1311 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,720 Raj, is that what they were called? 1312 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,480 The Raj, Yeah, but they weren't the Raj at the time, they said. 1313 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:54,920 Yeah, of the Raj of. The Raj Yeah, guarantee of the 1314 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,320 Raj is happening. And it's going to be a musical. 1315 01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,040 Yes. Comedy. 1316 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,320 Musical. Comedy musical in the vein of 1317 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,480 Book of Mormon meets Hamilton. Will you be in it? 1318 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,760 Yeah, I don't want to be in it. Can I be in? 1319 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,960 I don't. I don't want to be in it. 1320 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,360 Can you do accent? Can you, can you go? 1321 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,720 Yeah, yeah. And you look more like them and 1322 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,000 then. What's your English accent like? 1323 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,720 Do do say something like. It depends whereabouts in 1324 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,640 English joint me to be. From say say, bring that here, 1325 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,920 boy. Bring that here, boy. 1326 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,760 That's not too bad. Bring that here, boy. 1327 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,120 Bring that here, boy. Oh. 1328 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,000 That's good. Yeah. 1329 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,360 Yeah, that's good. Could be good. 1330 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,120 Say, yeah, OK, that's good. Yeah. 1331 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,680 Nice, I could be in it. You would look you do look like. 1332 01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,400 I could. You could easily play a 1333 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,200 coloniser then and then yeah. No, he's too thin. 1334 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:40,920 He's good. Yeah, he's too thin. 1335 01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,560 You're too thin for that. What about if I play like a 1336 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,040 mysterious Chinese merchant? And bring it silk and spices. 1337 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:52,320 Yes, yes, I just show up for a couple of lines talking about 1338 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:53,160 silks and spices. Right. 1339 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:59,560 What I'd like you to do is in a in your best East Asian say. 1340 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,720 Where's East Asian? Like China, Vietnam, that part 1341 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:06,280 say don't put milk in our tea. Now is this acting? 1342 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,520 Acting, yeah. So we're not doing like a comedy 1343 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:09,480 thing. You're acting. 1344 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,280 You want me to just act? Yeah. 1345 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,960 Who was the guy that played a role years ago? 1346 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,120 Really famous. That really? 1347 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,000 Yeah. Obviously hanging in Genghis 1348 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,880 Khan. John Wayne played Genghis Khan. 1349 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,440 So it's been done before I do this. 1350 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,720 It's been done, yeah. Yeah, by one of the greats. 1351 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,800 By one of the greats, So what? Do you want me to say? 1352 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,200 Just say don't put milk in our tea. 1353 01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:35,840 Right, if I do this, I'm not doing over exaggerated thing, I 1354 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,200 am just trying to do. It yeah, you're and you're yeah. 1355 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,320 So don't put milk in our tea. That's all I got to say. 1356 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,080 What I love is the podcast has ended basically, but we are not 1357 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,280 putting this version on his own absolute. 1358 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:49,240 Don't put milk in our tea. Yeah. 1359 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:56,240 Don't put milk in our tea wasn't over the top. 1360 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,040 It wasn't exaggerated. Yeah, it's good. 1361 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:05,760 It was also Japanese. Don't put milk in our tea, Don't 1362 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:19,480 put tikka in our dear same. I'm never getting on Saturday 1363 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:19,920 night.