1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,000 How'd the big shows go? Unreal. 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:04,480 Two of the best nights in my career. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,720 Crowd were amazing, venue perfect. 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,840 We Nando's unreal. What's your plan for next year 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,320 Going bigger and better? Next year I'm just going to 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:41,160 relax with a big cup of tea. Zippers, welcome to this episode 7 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:44,280 of the Tea with Me podcast with myself, she, and Todd. 8 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,640 Before we get into this episode, I said slightly differently than 9 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,000 normal. Myself. 10 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,800 I said with myself, she thought I said it with me. 11 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,080 She thought, hey, we'll try a new things 2025. 12 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,840 Well, on this episode of the podcast with my as you Mapel, 13 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,440 she and Todd all on this episode of Got grew Farley. 14 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,640 Before we get into this episode, I need to tell you a couple of 15 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,120 things, but a couple of things first. 16 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:07,960 One, SSE Arena 23rd of May. It's going to be a great time. 17 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,480 Watch the old podcast, see what it's going to be all about, but 18 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,920 this one's going to be bigger and better. 19 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,560 Take a link in the description below. patreon.com says Tea with 20 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,600 Me podcast. All the stuff is on there after 21 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,520 there's too much stuff on Tea with me. 22 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,920 Patreon takes up 6% of the Internet, and that's just real 23 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,600 life. The storage on the Internet, 6% 24 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,240 of that's. 1444 posts. You're kidding me. 25 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,480 And they expire every week down. Do they? 26 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,880 So you can't once you sign up now? 27 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,160 You probably missed out in years worth of stuff. 28 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,760 No, it's all there. Freaking kidding me Pedro on the 29 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,920 com slash TV with me podcasts all going on. 30 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,360 We are sponsored by none other than not price guy. 31 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:51,840 Oh my God, in the this guy there's there are getting in 32 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:57,240 somewhere because he's given, he's given things away for 33 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,280 basically nothing. You're paying sometimes a couple 34 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,240 of pence, sometimes a couple of # but never more than a good few 35 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,560 pound and you're in with a chance to win and you're 36 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,919 probably going OK, it's Ireland's largest price. 37 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,080 What you know, what's he giving away? 38 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,320 A tent. What's he giving away? 39 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,240 A four man tent and some folding chairs. 40 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 He's giving away millions, some of the price. 41 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,120 Here's the thing with the prizes. 42 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,880 You can you can spend a bit of money trying to win the big 43 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,320 prizes or there's we prizes as well. 44 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,040 You know, you could wear you could win things like I know 45 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:35,000 we'll do like a Transit van. He'll do like, you know, per 46 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,320 straighteners. He'll do you. 47 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,800 Back in the day, I think this was, but there was prizes for 48 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,000 per straighteners. Well the one I've just seen is a 49 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:47,760 Lamborghini errors or 120 grand in cash and it costs 85 P to 50 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:52,240 enter right now it. See, that's angered as an error. 51 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:56,960 Still 85 P to enter and you either win a Lamborghini or us, 52 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,760 or you win 125 grand cash. What would you take? 53 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,360 I can take the Lamborghini. Would you? 54 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,480 Yeah, no. I've had car trouble recently 55 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,840 and I'd hope it would I changed my luck. 56 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,680 I'd take the cash, firstly, cash, but that's the beauty of 57 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,920 these competitions. You can either go the cash or 58 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:20,880 the price. That prize guys made 7 59 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,520 millionaires which is absolutely insane. 60 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:28,240 Everyday people, people you probably know through some link 61 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:35,320 what many degrees of separation is 5. 6 for Kevin Bacon. 6 The 62 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:39,320 next millionaire that prize guy is going to make is on the 23rd 63 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,400 of February. That's when the draw is. 64 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,360 If you want to get involved in that and all the competitions, 65 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,720 it's that prize. guy.co.uk thank you for your support. 66 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:53,480 This episode of TV Podcast is with Giroud Farley who is a 67 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,280 fantastic Dublin comic. I've known Giroud for many years 68 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,000 but never sat down and had a chat like this. 69 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:03,160 We've just met at gigs or festivals and talked and knew 70 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,840 he's such a a great guy and great comic, but we never sat 71 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,400 down like this. Umm Gorod is currently on 72 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,280 Ireland's RTS Dancing with the Stars, he's halfway through 73 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,240 that. He's on his own tour of Ireland 74 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,959 at the minute. He's about to tour with Joan 75 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:20,560 McNally, which he does a lot as well and then he's going to do 76 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,600 UK tour. So this is one of the busiest 77 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,480 guys in Ireland and he absolutely loves it and I 78 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,960 absolutely love the chat that we had, it was brilliant. 79 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,640 He definitely come back on again. 80 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,280 I hope. Ladies and gentlemen, please 81 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:34,240 enjoy this episode of the tea with me podcast with my guest, 82 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,760 Gorod Farley. Sometimes I always think about 83 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,120 the first question. That's the only part of a 84 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,520 podcast I prepare and it's on the drive down I go will be a 85 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,160 good way to kick us off. But then we were talking about 86 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,880 we're talking about the fact that the guy should get my hair 87 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,520 piece record a podcast in this building. 88 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,760 You said you met him. How do you meet him? 89 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,960 You said you've done the blame game and then you said actually 90 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,800 I met him. Neil Dellum here stocking fuck 91 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,480 the rest of the podcast. Tell me about Neil Delamare Stag 92 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,360 with them because I'm pitching on the Hangover here. 93 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,840 Oh my God, Neil Telamare Stag was brilliant. 94 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:11,480 Where was it first? Of all it was in Barcelona. 95 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,160 Yeah, we went to see a football match. 96 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:19,880 Now, not my strong savers. You lay on the trade, Yeah. 97 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,320 Is that right? You know? 98 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,000 Against Barcelona, truly it was grew. 99 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,400 I don't mean to be rude, but truly in Barcelona, you went to 100 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,320 see Barcelona. Maybe it was. 101 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,600 More like there's more likelihood that it was 102 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,600 Barcelona. I'm gonna be honest, right? 103 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,840 I fell asleep at the football match. 104 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,800 It's. Only the world's biggest thing 105 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,800 in the world's most iconic stadium. 106 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,200 I was sitting beside Chris Kent and we were sitting directly in 107 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:47,400 the sun and I fell fast asleep. And there was a part of me that 108 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,680 thought, eh, oh, this is the game on. 109 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,120 And me, yeah, that I'm falling asleep in a football match. 110 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,680 But I will say in my defence that the very same week I fell 111 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,200 asleep at a Beyoncé concert in Dublin. 112 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,280 So I don't think, I think it might do with that. 113 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,280 Yeah, it was just. No. 114 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,080 Was that part of the priest tag? Were you, Tim and Neil were up 115 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,200 Beyoncé or? No, no, no, no. 116 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,360 I just went separately. Sounds like it's the greatest 117 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,000 style. Yeah, exactly. 118 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,120 Beyoncé was not Neil Delamarestag. 119 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,320 When Neil, when Neil is out, he's out. 120 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,400 Well, I love, I mean, first of all, I love that he's had it 121 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:20,000 abroad because I think that's that's a nice thing for a stag 122 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,560 to do because it gets the boys a trip. 123 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,680 Exactly. Especially once we're had a 124 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,600 certain age, we don't get many excuses to go away. 125 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,080 Yeah. You know, holidays where your 126 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,600 friends are gone. So I love it when a friend see, 127 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,280 when a friend does a domestic stag. 128 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,360 No, you're trying to be happy for them in their marriage. 129 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,040 But like, I'll never like that guy's wife. 130 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,520 Yeah, exactly. And then you end up like 131 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,840 snorkelling in the canal or something. 132 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,520 You're like, this is just not what I want. 133 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,440 Or paintball. Yeah. 134 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,240 Your name, your name, paintball in an industrial statement and 135 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,320 doc, how can I be excited for your nuptials? 136 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,360 I actually organised my brother's tag and we did 137 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,760 axtrone. Have you ever done Actually? 138 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I threw an accident. 139 00:06:55,560 --> 00:07:01,960 Said girls used to work with. I threw a stat, I threw an axe 140 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,560 at a wall, but it went over the wall. 141 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,680 So it's like, oh, I better go around and get the axe because I 142 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,080 thought we're going to get charged for these axes. 143 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,240 So I went around the other side of this wall to get the axe and 144 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,280 you know, it was the other side of the extra 1 wall, a 145 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,200 playground. It's just like this feels very 146 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:21,080 irresponsible. I love that. 147 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,640 I love that the stags in Barcelona. 148 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,480 How many, how many people are we talking? 149 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,960 Because there's a sweet spot of people I. 150 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,600 Think it's maybe they're 10. That's a good, I think that's a 151 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,520 good number. Yeah, and I shared, I shared a 152 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,800 room and a bed with Chris Kent. Chris, Chris basically said on a 153 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,440 podcast recently. He was like the only man I've 154 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,080 ever slept in a bed. It was but. 155 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:41,160 I Chris is a good pick for that because I can see Chris like not 156 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,560 moving at all. I can see Chris get himself 157 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,560 comfortable. Yeah. 158 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,400 He's not going to toss and turn. He's. 159 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,360 No, he's a very calm sleeper. That's exactly. 160 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,520 He's a very calm man. You're at the speedy speed. 161 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,080 Is he a sleeper dead? I can see Chris just being very 162 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,040 like his heart rate really slows the vampire and Chris is a. 163 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,160 Yeah, I tried to defib him in the morning. 164 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,920 Yeah, I can. I can see Chris be. 165 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,600 I think he'd be great bet for that for some. 166 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,960 Yeah, yes, Chris is. I've shared houses with Chris, 167 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,400 Chris in Edinburgh loads of times and umm, yeah, he's a very 168 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,400 handyman to have around because he also has skills. 169 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,720 Yeah. You know, like when we break the 170 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,960 bath rail or, you know, something like that. 171 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,000 Chris Chris just steps in with a screwdriver. 172 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,600 Powers out. Yeah, exactly. 173 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,080 Yeah. Comes in on a Cape. 174 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,320 Yeah, exactly. He's like Superman. 175 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,840 Umm so yeah. Any other comics on this? 176 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,480 You, you've got you. Chris can with me, eh? 177 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,640 Chris Kent? Tim McGarry? 178 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,159 I think that they were the only comics. 179 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:38,760 Yeah, what time of year? Is this was it? 180 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,520 I think it was Eh, probably April. 181 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,480 OK, so good talking, nice weather. 182 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,160 Yeah, it was nice weather. And what else? 183 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:45,960 Very nice. Time. 184 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,480 And is this a stag of like, you know, we're doing everything 185 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,560 together, there's lots of activities or is it more like 186 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,200 common goes you please? Yeah, it was common. 187 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,960 Goes you please. It was very casual. 188 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,880 Yeah. It was like, Neil likes his 189 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,800 food. Yeah, So it was great food. 190 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,640 Was Tim wearing shorts at any porters? 191 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,200 Wearing shorts, I think he may have been love that. 192 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,000 I think he may have been at one point. 193 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,480 Yet the Bermudas on like the legs, right. 194 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,920 And then and then we all we were all very dressed up. 195 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:16,240 Then in the evening, we went to a we went to a nice restaurant 196 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,960 and then we went and got absolutely trashed. 197 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,920 Hi. I was going to say out of 10, 198 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,320 what was the booze level on that it? 199 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:25,800 Was respectable like there was no you know, Neil's a very 200 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,960 respectable man. I'd say it was 7 or 8, right? 201 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,680 But we. Had and I think that's a nice 202 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:32,440 level to keep it up. Like even my stag was in Michael 203 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,640 Luth, but I would say it still was about 7, yeah. 204 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,840 Wow. But I think we did like a 205 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:43,120 there's a different, like once you go over 30, it's a different 206 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,080 kind of trip. Yeah, it's one of those where 207 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,000 you, like, you have a few drinks, you get drunk, and then 208 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,840 you pretend your hangover is way worse. 209 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,520 Yeah. Than it is we have, you have the 210 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,560 idea of like what it's going to be in your talk about what 211 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,840 you're going to do. You're going to be a top four. 212 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,120 We're going to do this and that. Yeah, and then the next we're 213 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,080 like, oh man, I'm hanging. Oh, I'm in bed. 214 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,840 But you're like. We were in PCM like the main 215 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,120 club. This is actually on another 216 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,920 friend Stag, like not that long ago and where you are. 217 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,120 Let's go. We're going to go big night last 218 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:14,240 night and on the Saturday, whatever went to BCM and it 219 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,720 opened at like 10. And The thing is you don't need 220 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,280 the first guys there. We arrived at half ten. 221 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,600 There was nobody there and it was like a game of who can sneak 222 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,080 off to go back to the hotel first. 223 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,600 I know. Yeah, I was completely. 224 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,680 I love the Irish. Goodbye. 225 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,040 Oh, but it's like, yeah, just nipple. 226 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,240 Sippers, let me take a quick minute to tell you that this 227 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,680 episode of the Tea With Me podcast, I'll not keep you from 228 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:37,200 it, I'm just telling you is sponsored by our friends at Nord 229 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,760 VPN. 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Bare minimum, I'll stay for the 260 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,600 dinner, but once the dinner's done, I'm out. 261 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,000 No. Yeah, when the dinner's done, 262 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,800 I'm like, we paid for a nice hotel room. 263 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,400 I got up, I'm having a bath, logging into Netflix. 264 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,320 You're you're done at the end. Don't. 265 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,760 Don't want the dinner's done? I actually last wedding I was 266 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,000 out that maybe, maybe midnight. I had midnight and that was a 267 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,440 shift because I was best man. So I was like. 268 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,080 Oh wow. There's a time I'd be very 269 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,520 jealous of the of this, the after dinner slip off. 270 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,240 But I think it should be less stigmatised, you know, It should 271 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,560 be more of a case of like if you want to go, go, you know, and. 272 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,200 I don't think we should have 12 hour weddings. 273 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,400 No, no, I just that I don't think it's fair. 274 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,200 I was talking to one of my friends in America racing and 275 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,400 they're they're saying like a wedding, like a wedding can be 4 276 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,080 hours. It's like what? 277 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,880 Also, who are these maniacs in the Residence Bar and. 278 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,240 I know. Or the I've gone to the BBQ the 279 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:55,920 next day. Yeah. 280 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,160 Or the you know, we're all going to see swims. 281 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:58,840 Yeah. No, we're not. 282 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,720 Umm, you must be absolutely knackered because at the minute 283 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,800 you're doing down some of the stars. 284 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,720 Ireland. Yeah, that's what's called 285 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,000 you're doing eh, a tour stand up there. 286 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,760 Yeah, and then you podcasting with them as well. 287 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,520 Yeah, podcasting as well. And yeah, it's I'm a bit tired, 288 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,320 but like I was saying to you earlier, once, once you say 289 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,200 you're doing something and I'm not available, things just 290 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,040 happen. And you kindly get into a 291 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,560 routine as well. Yeah, you're like, you get to be 292 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,480 obnoxious, right? Yeah, yeah. 293 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,160 You ever do? Oh yeah, I was going to say 294 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,280 boys, because that's one thing I heard about X Factor 295 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,560 contestants. They do voice rest so they were 296 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,960 they were used, I don't know if this still happens but they 297 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,320 would wear a sign around their neck that was like I'm on voice 298 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,920 rest so someone tried to talk to them. 299 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,960 They just. I just think for 90 seconds on 300 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,520 Sunday. I yeah, I don't know. 301 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,600 It feels like just any show like that, the commitment level. 302 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,600 Yeah, the commitment is mad, but. 303 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,240 You dance before for this. I did. 304 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,440 I would say yes, right, right. You were a casual club dancer. 305 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,720 Yeah, right. Right. 306 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,920 But my parents would say no. Like I thought it would be 307 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,760 really funny because you find out ages before you do it that 308 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,680 you're actually doing right. So I found out like September. 309 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,920 You said you find out you're doing it like it's their 310 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,960 decision. It's a conscription like RT 311 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,560 like. Kind of because I'd said no to 312 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,960 it a few times, right. And then like my agent was like 313 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,520 just going to have a chat with them this year. 314 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,640 Yeah. I was like, no, because I don't 315 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,560 want to do it because I'm not. I'm not a show man. 316 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,000 Like I'm not. Yeah, there's a different, I 317 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,320 mean, people think stand ups would do anything like that or 318 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,960 any kind of perform, but but that's a, it's a totally 319 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,560 different thing. It's like it is really 320 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,840 different. It could be more different to 321 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,840 being stand up. I think. 322 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,680 I actually think if you're a stand up, you're less prepared 323 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,320 from her for it than a normal person because I think with 324 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,200 stand up you're, you're very, you know, we're used. 325 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,720 To being on stage in a certain way. 326 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,280 Yeah, yeah, a really non performing sort of way. 327 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,120 And so I went in and they I was trying to be like, no, it's not 328 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,720 for me now, Browns, thank you very much. 329 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,600 And and I was like in anyway, like, I mean, if I was doing I'd 330 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,920 obviously want to dance with a man. 331 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,440 So like, and they're like, Oh yeah, we can do that. 332 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,680 So you were hoping, yes, sometimes you go in, it's like 333 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,040 when you get booked for a gig and you're like, I'll give them 334 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,320 a price to put them off Exactly. And they go that's that's well 335 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,000 within our budget. You're like, for fuck's sake, I 336 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,560 gotta do. Yeah, now I've gotta do it. 337 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,880 Now I'm, you know, I'm a cruise. I'm on a cruise ship. 338 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,360 Here, I wanna get with you. Thought they'd be like. 339 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:26,160 Disgusting. Yeah. 340 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,200 They're like, oh, we'd love to do that. 341 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,360 And I was like, oh, right. How is it? 342 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,280 Was that genuine? Was that like, would that be a 343 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,320 deal breaker for you? Like. 344 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:37,200 It wasn't a deal breaker, but I think, eh, I'm an outlet and, 345 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,760 you know, I think it's a good message for a young, yeah, gay 346 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,560 kids just. Because it that that's happened 347 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,560 in the UK, strictly come down to. 348 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,720 Before, Yeah, they've done it on that. 349 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,520 And I just. I just think it's nice that, you 350 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,760 know, a father can be at home and say, see that and make a 351 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,840 comment. Yeah, that makes the kid they 352 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,840 think might be gay feel a little bit more supported, you know? 353 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,480 Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. The only thing you should be 354 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,400 ashamed of this is dancing or something like that. 355 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,320 Umm, So yeah. Has there been a UMM? 356 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,120 How many weeks has the show been on air for? 357 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,520 It's this is we're gone into Week 6 now. 358 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,640 As we've recorded this for Week 6, so have you and when that got 359 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,960 announced you and have a same sex dance partner and since the 360 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,120 shows gonna hasn't been any backlash to that or has there 361 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,400 been? Not even a single message, 362 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,160 really. I genuinely thought I was like, 363 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,960 this is going to be an answer. I was like, I'm going to be 364 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,480 besieged. You know, someone else is going 365 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:32,600 to have to look after my social media to say there was not the 366 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,760 slightest bit of interest. There was like maybe 20 messages 367 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,480 that were like, fair play. Yeah, I mean. 368 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,040 You want one or two like you want a bit of drama. 369 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,120 Oh, I was just like, Oh my God, I'm such a martyr for the 370 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,600 community. Like literally no, nobody, no 371 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,840 interest. Yeah. 372 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,680 But it but it like I think that's a nice mess. 373 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:57,240 Well, you know, yeah, yeah. And like I did find out as well 374 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,720 that my partner, when I, you know, because somebody let it 375 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,760 slip who my partner was because they keep that all really 376 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,359 secret. Yeah. 377 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,119 And I was like, But he strikes. Yeah. 378 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,800 Can I, can I be? I don't know how badly this 379 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,599 reflects on me. You were talking about your 380 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,480 dance partner, and we were walking up to get a coffee 381 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,119 there, and you said his wife and I automatically just assumed, 382 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,680 like you just said. I was like, what? 383 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,880 Yeah, yeah. I was like the rules of the 384 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,240 rules. He like he's got a, he's got to 385 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:29,800 be very confusing. Yeah, I, that was my reaction 386 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,560 because I I'm really good friends with the comic Josh 387 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,240 Jones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 388 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,800 I was telling him he because he was doing Dancing on Ice at the 389 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,440 same time that I was getting ready for this, right. 390 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,520 And I I found out that my partner was straight. 391 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,080 So I write, I was talking to him. 392 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,000 I was like, this feels a bit weird. 393 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,240 Like he's like, Oh yeah, you need to start that out because 394 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:52,600 he's going to be dancing. You go and but it turns out they 395 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,200 that they dance with each other all the time. 396 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,920 They're choreographing stuff. And when they're like, when the 397 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,360 production team said it to him, he's like, oh, I'd love to do 398 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,280 that. Yeah, I've never done that 399 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:02,960 before. Yeah. 400 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,480 And And it's it's funny because it's. 401 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,160 You think it's because he wants to dance with a man. 402 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,040 Does he? OK, fine. 403 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,880 Oh, yeah. But I actually think it's the 404 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,960 opposite. It's that they're so secure in 405 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,960 their sexuality that they're like, oh, this is great. 406 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:23,280 Because even we were two weeks ago, I had to twirl him and lift 407 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,240 him and he was like, oh, I've never done this before. 408 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,080 I'm really. And every time I get it wrong, 409 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,440 he's like, do not mess this up for me. 410 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,480 It's the only time I'll ever twirl on live television. 411 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,320 Well, that's, that's the pressure. 412 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:38,560 The pressure of stand up is I can only mess this up for me. 413 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,080 Yes. You have the pressure of you can 414 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,000 fuck this up for somebody else. That and you know what? 415 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,240 That has taken a really long time to get used to. 416 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,720 And also the fact that there's a track, like there's a rhythm and 417 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,840 it's like, yeah, on the age you have to go. 418 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,200 Like I've never had that on the show. 419 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,480 Everything's on our terms. We can change the order of jokes 420 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,760 or with the piece of it, anything, but you've got to 421 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,400 stick to this, to this. Yeah. 422 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,600 And there's like even recently that we we had to get the the 423 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,560 speed of a track change. They wants to reduce it by 3% 424 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,480 and we couldn't do it because the lights have been time 425 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,480 coaches. I was like, nobody seems to 426 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,040 understand I'm the most important person. 427 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,000 Yeah. Yeah. 428 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,040 So that was really, it's really weird to have somebody else 429 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,880 relying on you. And I think that was why I hate. 430 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,960 I did a lot of plays and stuff and I really didn't enjoy us 431 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,040 because other people are relying on it and I mean. 432 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:31,120 Do you have to reliable you and your dance put on like I've 433 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,280 never watched an episode of strictly come down to my life. 434 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,440 But the the newspaper articles and everything you read from 435 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,960 that is that that like that person becomes like your world 436 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,040 for the time of the show. Yeah, like you live in each 437 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,720 other's pockets and you got to get to know each other fast. 438 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,600 Or did you guys have that instant like? 439 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,440 Yeah, She stayed in his house last night. 440 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:54,400 Yeah, like, yeah, more or less instantly. 441 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,800 Like I was very nervous at the start. 442 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,320 And when we went in, he just pulled me aside and was like, 443 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,600 OK, this is the way this is going to be. 444 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,000 We're going to be each other's best friends. 445 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,000 This. Forget about the dance and 446 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,680 forget about mistakes. Just so could this all because 447 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,560 this would be the best experience of your life if you 448 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,920 if you do it right. And he's even said it to me a 449 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,280 few times where he's been like, you know, you're getting in your 450 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,960 hands now, just forget about this. 451 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,040 Just enjoy this. Yeah. 452 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,960 And so, yeah, like now we're best friends. 453 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,960 And that's that kind of feels like a show like that. 454 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,880 You put you but cut like when you watch shows like that, you 455 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,400 you sort of it's it's a bit like when you're a kid, you make a 456 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,400 friend on holiday and you go, we're going to be best friends 457 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,600 forever. And then the reality kicks in 458 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,600 when you're like, how can I be best friends with skates 1996 459 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,480 and he lives in Glasgow, You know, like, how are we supposed 460 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,680 to mentee in this? Then you have that thing where 461 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,920 like, you know, because you told me earlier you were like, and 462 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,800 something I didn't even think about is it can be over for you 463 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,880 any week once you're voted out. Yeah, you're right. 464 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,280 And then you get to still watch it happening. 465 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,360 Yeah, it just goes on against your glass. 466 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,120 Yeah, it's literally like that. You didn't get back on the bus. 467 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,360 Yeah, at the rest of it just goes on without you. 468 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,280 It's it's weird because you have that feeling all through. 469 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,040 The way the week sort of goes is that by Friday you're like, 470 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,520 we're ready for this, this is going to be great. 471 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,600 And then you go in on Saturday morning, you do your camera runs 472 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,480 and the whole thing falls apart. Right. 473 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,640 Right. You like your Saturday night is 474 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,800 stress. You go in, your camera runs are 475 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,920 better on Sunday, dress rehearsals better. 476 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,520 And then you nail on the Sunday night. 477 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,400 That's my experience of it so far. 478 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,000 Yeah. And then as soon as you 479 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,120 finished, you're like, oh, God, it could be out, It could be 480 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,040 out, it could be out. And then you survive. 481 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,480 But I don't know what it's going to be like when. 482 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,160 Do they do that thing whether like is there a bottom 2? 483 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,960 So with the business saying like it could be, have you been 484 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,360 enough? I've been in the the way it 485 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,720 works is the lowest person goes forward into the last three and 486 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,240 then they just pick two people rounded me. 487 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,840 So you don't know if you're the lowest or what. 488 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,560 But two weeks ago, I think we were in that we had to step 489 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,520 forward and it was like, it'll be one of these. 490 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,480 And there was a part to me going, oh God, what am I going 491 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,240 to do tomorrow? Yeah, I'm going to dance with it 492 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,480 for six hours. Umm. 493 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,520 But yeah, it's, it's a strange thing, but it's by far the best 494 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,560 thing I've ever done. Yeah. 495 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,640 I mean, I've never enjoyed doing telly, particularly you. 496 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,480 Probably get incredibly fit as well. 497 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,520 Yeah, suppose it does. Six hours a day, you're buying 498 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,600 the like. Yeah, I eat a lot of chocolate 499 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,920 though. As you dancing. 500 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,080 Some people would use this opportunity to go, I'm going to 501 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,600 eat really clean now and. You want you want to cancel? 502 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,200 Like the dancing? I'm just like, no, let's just 503 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,520 just maintain this like we've worked hard for this punch. 504 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,200 I just let it go. I eat like when I'm tour and I 505 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,320 eat like a pig, I know, but I go. 506 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,360 I go. I'll eat really well when I'm on 507 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,600 tour. Yeah, I do not have a real 508 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,640 addiction to Percy pigs. That's why I said pig. 509 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,680 I'm a wee pig eating Percy pigs. I love Percy Pigs and I love 510 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,880 chopsticks. You know chopsticks. 511 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,640 They have it in some. Oh yeah. 512 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,920 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 513 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,240 Oh my God, the chicken. I find that to be some of the 514 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,440 like that is proper Chinese cuisine, chopsticks and apple 515 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,840 green. Hey, the way it should be. 516 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:58,160 Right, the same one of my friends went to China recently, 517 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,240 right? They couldn't get over. 518 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,400 Where is the apple? Green chopsticks? 519 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,040 Like where's chopsticks? I am the the reason it's 520 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:09,320 becoming a problem for me is M&S are now in certain Apple greens. 521 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,280 That's classy, though. But they're saying that, but 522 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,680 that means I'm passing the pigs all the all the time. 523 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,560 Oh, when I'm doing this hours tour leg there are two pigs all 524 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,040 over all over the motorway like I can't and I. 525 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,360 How bad are the pigs? Pigs are amazing. 526 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,120 What do you. No, no. 527 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,120 But I mean, how bad are they food wise? 528 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,200 Because I my my character used to be Cabri's fingers. 529 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,440 You know those Cabri fingers? Yeah. 530 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,880 They're 100 calories a finger. You're joking. 531 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,040 I. Swear to God. 532 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:44,680 So a fest is 500 calories? Whoa, no, not 100 calories each. 533 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,920 I swear to God or 96 or something I nearly died because 534 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,320 I would like. To sleep because you need a 535 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,200 whole sleeve to them. Like, yeah, I thought I was 536 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,960 like, you should have just tiny little biscuits. 537 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,680 Yeah, yeah, no, So I think look at the pigs. 538 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,920 Like if the pigs. No, they're not. 539 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,080 They're not good. Like you look at the 540 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,640 ingredients, it's like Jelly and it they're not vegan because 541 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,720 then they they brought like vegan Percy pigs and I'm like, 542 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:15,520 fuck, you talk about what meat was I And then you try the vegan 543 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,320 ones and then they're thinking. Are the bars are. 544 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,240 The vegan ones, yeah, come. On I have a theory about vegan 545 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,760 foods. I I did theory that vegan food 546 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,760 is way worse for you than. You're going to start a beef 547 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,760 with these happy Paragus. They're going to show. 548 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,400 They're going to show up. I mean, that's fine. 549 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:36,080 You think they're too weak? Yeah, come on, come on. 02/2 550 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,720 boys twirling each other and down ham sounds. 551 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,360 Give me a break. But. 552 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,920 You're twirling. You guys are going to have to 553 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,160 have a twirl off. Oh yeah, I just realised I'm 554 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,320 twirling. Yeah, whenever the happy part, 555 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,920 you know, you see them down on the beach, like come down, we're 556 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,240 swimming. I'm like only with the mass 557 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:57,840 drown like I'm sorry I do not give me a break like 10 million. 558 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,760 For the happy, I don't. Know why that is? 559 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,760 I think it's whatever somebody says. 560 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,920 We're such happy people. I'm like, oh, I want, I'm going 561 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,640 to bring out the dark side. Right, right, right. 562 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,120 You think there's a darkness problem? 563 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,360 Oh, completely. Yeah, it's hamsters nailed to 564 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,600 the wall in that kitchen. Yeah. 565 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,520 No, it's a hamster substitute. It's not a, It's not a hamster. 566 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,080 It looks like a, but it's mainly. 567 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:23,280 So yeah, I am. Yeah, I need I need a well, I 568 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:27,880 also am in the eh Dairy Milk. And then yesterday I was going 569 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,360 to just go and buy one and eat it in the car park and Asda and 570 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,840 I didn't have been doing this to talk about the podcast, but I 571 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,280 didn't yesterday. Drew On didn't, didn't get. 572 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,320 It now what size Dairy Milk do you guys? 573 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,920 It's a, it's a so I'm lactose intolerant. 574 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,440 So it's a, it's a, it's a vegan one, but I don't, I don't taste 575 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,480 the difference. I think it's great. 576 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,400 So it's like what I would describe. 577 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:52,320 It's about this size here. OK, how bad? 578 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,920 Like what? Lactose intolerance? 579 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,320 How bad does the gas? No, it just genuinely just makes 580 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,720 me tired because out of board Cheerios I can't come on there. 581 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,360 Shame. I can think of nothing more 582 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,600 fabulous than having a Dairy Milk and falling asleep. 583 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,960 You have another wheel I'm trying. 584 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,680 To drive, OK, yeah, OK, that's a different deal. 585 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,320 But I like, I have to say, I love a Dairy Milk. 586 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,600 I there, it's my favourite. And Kaylee Trap, who's also 587 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,080 doing the show, former guest of the pod. 588 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,720 Former guest on the pod, obviously. 589 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,800 And she told me there's the difference between North and 590 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:31,440 South Dairy Milks. Explain because she wouldn't, 591 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,240 and because we're highly she. Wouldn't or she? 592 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,720 Couldn't look. Oh, excellent points. 593 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,520 I think it's umm, it's probably like a like obviously it's 594 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,960 everyone was T it was different, but Dairy Milk looks the same. 595 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,040 But then permission to say you guys and I don't even know in 596 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,680 the political one. Totally fine. 597 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,400 And I mean that as like from the South. 598 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,640 The gay is the gay. Dairy Milk. 599 00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:02,160 The Dairy Milk I'm not a cock fucking has changed their taste. 600 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,600 That's the difference in the past. 601 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,160 That's what it is. Umm, you guys have a have a lot 602 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,520 of different Dairy Milk products such as back in the day there 603 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,720 was like you would have had the golden crisp. 604 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:20,120 You guys had this milk chocolate, Dairy Milk, but the 605 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:24,440 wee square bits on top were white chocolate, a toxic right? 606 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,800 We didn't I'd I never saw that up here. 607 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,960 So I think there's like I think. Literally the worst thing that 608 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,560 has ever happened in Northern Ireland is not having. 609 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,320 The collection of jobs we didn't have top deck. 610 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,040 If we did, things would be very different. 611 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,120 It would have been very different. 612 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,920 No, there would have been no extension. 613 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,720 So I think, do you know, what do you know, you know, it's all 614 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,680 under the Cadbury umbrella. Yeah. 615 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,120 But I wouldn't be surprised if like if you look closely like 616 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,280 down South, it's like there's 2D's in Cadbury and it's just a 617 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,640 totally separate company, you know, something like that. 618 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,960 But I don't know. I I don't notice the difference, 619 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,120 but I feel like, you know, that would be great social media 620 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,920 content for down some of the stars. 621 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,600 You can Kelly do like a blind taste test on the Dairy Milk or 622 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,800 something? That's a great. 623 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,760 Idea that up. Oh my gods, that's good. 624 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,080 The other thing I had yesterday on the way up here was I had. 625 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,960 Chopsticks. No, I had a cut a Carbury's 626 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,800 cream egg bar. See that's that's like. 627 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,880 Eyes were opened. See, to me, that's like AI or or 628 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,960 cloning. Don't leave it, You know what I 629 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,640 mean? Like, yeah, there's there's no 630 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,560 need for that. Like we've got cream eggs, we've 631 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,800 got Dairy Milk. Cadbury's cream egg is one most 632 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,840 delicious pieces of chocolate. You're right. 633 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,880 And at the bar yesterday I was like, are they actually? 634 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,040 Disgusting. It's not right. 635 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,120 I don't think it is disgusting. I think just your brain can't 636 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,320 compute that. Yeah, you know, you can't. 637 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,680 You can't relax enough to enjoy. It, I know it's a pull in like 638 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,360 what's going on here? It's like, yeah. 639 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:53,280 No, I I can't do cream eggs. Back cream eggs were I remember 640 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,800 having three cream eggs one lunchtime whenever I was like 641 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,880 1415. I thought it was going to die, 642 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,560 but I'd have been happy. And I as a kid, always wanted an 643 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,600 Easter egg full of cream egg. Imagine you got that. 644 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,200 That would be incredible. I can't believe you're talking 645 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,840 about like oh the head Mystic days of 14. 646 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,440 I think I 3 cream eggs on Saturday. 647 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:16,200 You get as you dance, you get them you must. 648 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,840 The last time we met was was called Kenny. 649 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,440 Yeah, Cat laughs. Can tell you embarrass something 650 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,640 but that I I was we were in the comedians boxing around that 651 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:31,040 time and I didn't know I arrived on like very early morning and I 652 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,400 didn't think like that many people because it was we were in 653 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,640 the Pembroke Hotel and that's. Right. 654 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,200 Yeah, yeah. Probably not that many other 655 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,400 comedians here. Plus I got down for breakfast 656 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,040 really early and I thought they'll not be anyone around 657 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:46,160 because I was going boxing training and I didn't have a 658 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,000 packed on the stuff but I didn't have like a like a zip up. 659 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,840 Oh yeah, sports. Show so I just was wearing you 660 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,720 remember I was just I just had a vest I just. 661 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,640 Had AI remember in the vest What was shining the vest? 662 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,520 Let me explain. I was like a. 663 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,120 Blue vest. I remember a blue vest, yeah. 664 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,960 Yeah, I was like the weather is going to be, the weather is 665 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,560 great, I'm going boxing, have a quick athletes breakfast and 666 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,160 then I'll go. But then I started to feel weird 667 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,800 about I'm a breakfast in a vest and shorts. 668 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,040 So I was like, but it's early, there'll be no comedians around, 669 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,160 and then the signal must have been sent up. 670 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:23,520 Yeah, Shane is in the bag. Joanne arrived, everybody from 671 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,200 Lisa Richards Agency arrived and all came and sat at the same 672 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,960 table. And I've never felt like, I'll 673 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,000 tell you the time I felt like this before. 674 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,320 Remember when you were a kid in the holiday, you could run 675 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,680 around naked, bollock naked. There's certain age as a child 676 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,560 where you could do that back in the day. 677 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,480 I'm talking early 90s. Yeah. 678 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,360 I'm talking early 90s. Yeah. 679 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,480 Yeah. Spain, no issue. 680 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,840 You could run about the beach naked. 681 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,120 You could back then. It's great time, but I remember 682 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,400 being in Majorca and I remember running around the pool naked 683 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,320 and go on. I've just I remember turning the 684 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,640 age in my head where I went. This is weird. 685 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,080 I. Felt weird about it. 686 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,200 And I had to go and get changed. I remember a distinct feeling of 687 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,600 like I shouldn't, I shouldn't be doing this. 688 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,760 Like my wife and kids are sitting there. 689 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,680 No, but I must have been. I don't know if I was eat 690 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,640 something like that. And I was like, this is this is 691 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,880 weird. I went and put a pair of shorts 692 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,200 on, sitting in the breakfast place of the hotel. 693 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,280 I remember going, it's weird, I'm wearing a vest and there's 694 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,000 so many people here and I felt really embarrassed. 695 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,600 Ah, shame. I felt embarrassed. 696 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,560 I remember that morning. I'll tell you why. 697 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,120 I really, I was like, that's an impressive man. 698 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,640 I'll tell you why. Because you had a curtain of 699 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,440 almond milk with you. I was like, Shane's in a vest. 700 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,600 He's brought some almond milk. I was like, that man is in the 701 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,560 throes of a mental health crisis and nobody's helping. 702 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,640 Do you know it's even worse than that? 703 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,200 I had a because I had the same breakfast every morning. 704 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,960 I had a little a little tiny tub of almond butter. 705 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,000 So I I big almond butter tub at home and I spooned it into a 706 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,520 little looks like a scientist. It was in a bag, you know, a bag 707 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,040 which had a. Bag full of and I had my vitamin 708 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,560 D and A. Crazy man on the ball. 709 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,960 Stop. And that, that was everyone's 710 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,040 first impression of me. I think people sat with me. 711 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,440 They were like, thought maybe they needed to wait until. 712 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,120 Yeah, until people got there to get me. 713 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,200 But also is impressed because I do think that, you know, 714 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,120 sometimes in hotels you kind of go, is that almond milk? 715 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,880 Yeah. And they go, ah, yeah. 716 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,440 Oh yeah. That's exactly, exactly exactly, 717 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,720 and you're looking at the colour of it. 718 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,320 You're like. Hmm, I'm done, Almond. 719 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,880 Milk I do. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna. 720 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,160 Give you some? Yeah, plenty to go around. 721 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,360 No, I'm not proper manshine. I'm just like, give me whatever 722 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,360 milk I have. Yeah, I can't. 723 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,080 I do. I travel with a little plastic 724 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,200 bag like hotel buffets and stuff. 725 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,640 I also, that was the morning I got very impressed by, like, the 726 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,160 Northern Ireland Comedy Circus because you told me about the 727 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,600 box and that was going on. Yeah, Yeah. 728 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,360 And I thought, you know what? That is the way to handle 729 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,840 rivalry, that they all just kick the shit out of each other. 730 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,080 Yeah. And they'll take it to us. 731 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,200 Well, it's probably good in most ways. 732 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,200 It shows you can do that. But then the the scene here is, 733 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,720 is that good? You can, you can do it and then 734 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,240 I'll go for a drink after. Yeah, I'm very impressed by 735 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,000 that. It was great. 736 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,320 In Dublin, we all just hate each other. 737 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,720 Yeah. So it would be like, you need to 738 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,720 be like bare knuckle, you know? Exactly. 739 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,280 Yeah, bring weapon. And that actor on Playground 740 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,520 that you had, yeah, they would be well open to that. 741 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,800 That was one of the best things. But that festival was was great. 742 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,400 It's a great festival. I've done that for festival for 743 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,160 I don't know how many years now, but it's just I always describe 744 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,440 as the comedian's Christmas party because it doesn't feel 745 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,880 like. The games were all. 746 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,640 Because I think all the comedians are there, everyone's 747 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,800 having a really good time. But the festival itself, and I 748 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,080 don't mean this disrespect, it's really haphazard. 749 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,520 Yeah, you know. What I mean like it's very does. 750 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,800 Like for something so organised, it also feels really ramshackle, 751 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,720 which is kind of like the charm of the whole thing, yes. 752 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,720 You know, So like you are, eh? We did a big gala thing in a in 753 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,240 a cattle Mart. Yeah, exactly, exactly and. 754 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,800 Chris Kent went over to EH. There was like a top tool. 755 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,520 It is a full operational cattle Mart and then they put a stage 756 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,719 up and stuff and there was just a top on one wall and Chris Kent 757 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,120 walked out. Everyone's been like dead quiet 758 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,560 because the actor on Chris came up and went that taps on and I 759 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,480 went what do you mean? And he just turned it and we bit 760 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,199 of water came when you turned it off again, he's like just let 761 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:23,880 you know, tops. I was like showbiz. 762 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,199 That is, that's Chris can call Kenny. 763 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,320 It's very crisp to go and check tops. 764 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,719 Exactly how did you put a holiday? 765 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,840 But that was that gala thing was, was brilliant. 766 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,600 Yeah, it was. Really. 767 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,080 Full. They opened the member. 768 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,199 They opened the bar by mistake, just before you went on. 769 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,920 Oh yeah. Yeah, it was a wrong signal 770 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,480 given. To that sort of shit that goes 771 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,560 on in comedy scene down there. It's like open the Pirates 772 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,000 ground. Maybe another comedian said 773 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,600 that. Yeah, I was in. 774 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,840 You need to fight him. Whoever it was trying to think 775 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,800 here I can make up but Neil Delamare. 776 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,360 Yeah, it won't be, but it won't be a fight. 777 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,680 It'll be a dance off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 778 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,440 I I love that was the first time I'd I've met a lot of comedians 779 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,160 before, but it was like I felt like the first time I got chat 780 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,280 and do a lot of comics. Yeah, you know, and, and because 781 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,360 there wasn't, it felt like there wasn't that many comedians at 782 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,280 the festival. It wasn't like, no, you got a 783 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,080 chance to. 12 or yeah. To actually talk to everyone, 784 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,720 you saw each other at a couple of gigs and and I thought 785 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,440 everybody was very nice to me. So it was, it was great. 786 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,000 I really liked. His boy shame. 787 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,160 Thanks, but I did just well. I kept going home during. 788 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,520 Yeah, you. Remember that I was commuting 789 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,880 the Kilkenny commute. I was going home like twice a 790 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,880 day and people were like, is this the same guy? 791 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,440 This is the almond. The almond. 792 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,320 Bad guy. He's just nipping home. 793 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,240 Yeah, we're like, where do you live? 794 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,320 What part of the town do you live? 795 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,640 3 1/2 hours away. Yeah, but that's why I could get 796 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,840 the Percy's up at the Apple grid. 797 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:50,360 Shane, I worry about you coming to light here. 798 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,280 You shouldn't worry about me. But it was, it was great, that 799 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,880 festival was great because we've met quite a few, maybe an 800 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,680 Edinburgh and stuff, and I think it took about 8 years for me to 801 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,360 get confident to say your name and be sure that it was growed. 802 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,240 There are family members that are just, I'm sure, not 803 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,400 confident. But what do you? 804 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,000 What do you? Because like, even people like 805 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,800 Mickey Bartlett, people get his name wrong all the time. 806 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,000 How? Did you get Mickey Bartlett 807 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,920 wrong? He gets Bart, he gets Nikki 808 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,320 Bartlett Barrett. He gets quite a bit like on 809 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,360 posters for about 10 years of me kicking, gigging with Mick. 810 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,760 It was always wrong, his name was always wrong. 811 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,320 But you must have had like some terrible introductions from. 812 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,560 MC's. I remember actually when I was 813 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,640 in America, I did. I did this gig. 814 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,040 It was Flappers, actually, Yeah, yeah. 815 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,640 And the MC there, I can't remember what her name was. 816 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,680 I think it was like Shante. It was almost like a drag queen 817 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,480 name. OK, Like it was. 818 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,480 Shante Dubois. Like that, that was the level of 819 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,000 name and I told her my name and she was like. 820 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,000 Like it was rude that you were doing. 821 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,360 My name is weird. Like she and she was just really 822 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,960 hostile about my name was like, this is very unnecessary. 823 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,480 And then when she went on stage, she kind of died, right? 824 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,040 And she started crying. And I was like, you know this? 825 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,160 Set the. Tone. 826 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,760 Yeah, some attitude for somebody that's now crying on stage. 827 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,240 But I would that would be my nightmare as an MC if we had 828 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,160 just met. I'm at What's your name on the 829 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,160 prey? You're good. 830 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,400 I'd be like, no, it's going to be a good friend of mine coming 831 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,280 on stage. Yeah, exactly. 832 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,040 Here it is. I've done that a few times. 833 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,240 I'm a terrible MC. Like, I love, I love the crowd 834 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:32,000 work, but the introductions, I, I, I always have like a little 835 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,360 pain in my head. I'm gonna forget the name. 836 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,920 I'm gonna, I always write the name on my hand. 837 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,280 Yeah. And I have forgotten the name. 838 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,040 Well, in America they they do this weird thing. 839 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,680 You probably experience it out there where they just list all 840 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,400 the credits of the ACT who goes on. 841 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,640 Yeah. So they'll go where you guys 842 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,520 might know him from HBO, from NBC, he's been on the David 843 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,440 Letterman show. He was a podcast with blah blah. 844 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,280 It's a long thing. It feels very weird to me. 845 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,840 Yeah, it's weird. And it's also, you might know 846 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,680 him from France. It was like, OK, this needs to 847 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,480 be one of six people unnecessary. 848 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,200 David Schwimmer dropping a tight. 849 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:10,160 Actually, yeah, dropping into like just work out some stuff. 850 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,400 Who do you think out of the Friends cast would be the best 851 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,120 at stand up? Oh. 852 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,960 I think Lisa Kudrow. Yeah, be quirky wouldn't be 853 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,640 mainstream. Yeah, be quirky. 854 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,680 But the thing that Lisa Kudrow is, I think of Lisa Kudrow is in 855 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,040 something that's good. I think I've said this recently 856 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,040 on the pub before. Lisa Goodrow is the most 857 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,040 beautiful lady from the French cast. 858 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,320 I agree. Because she just she'll, she 859 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,400 doesn't look her age. She looks younger than she is, 860 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,200 but she looks natural. She looks, she looks. 861 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:42,680 Good. Yeah. 862 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,080 I think she looks good. She's brilliant. 863 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,240 And all of the stuff she's done, I've ever seen. 864 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,120 Nothing she did to come back. No. 865 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,440 Is one of the greatest TV series I've ever seen. 866 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,600 And the fascinating story about it is she made it after France, 867 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,080 but it was made really early. It was kind of like the start of 868 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,680 reality TV. And the holiday is it's a sitcom 869 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,040 actress who's trying to make a comeback. 870 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:06,840 So she gets a small part in this sitcom, but she also has to make 871 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,160 a reality series at the same time. 872 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,800 So the actual show is the raw footage of this reality series 873 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,080 that she's making, and it is hilarious. 874 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,680 Was that on Apple? No, and she did a more recent 875 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,600 thing on Apple. What she did was it was made 876 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:27,000 like just after Friends and this guy, the guy that took over, I 877 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,440 think it's either HBO or Showtime. 878 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,520 One of them, he loved it when he was a kid. 879 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,000 And the first thing he did when he took over Showtime was he 880 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,760 recommissioned a second series. Oh, great. 881 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,320 So they did this updated version. 882 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,160 But it is genius. Like it's the funniest thing 883 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,720 I've ever seen. I am. 884 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,880 I love it when like every five years people on Facebook will 885 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,600 someone will create a clip of all the shows those guys have 886 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,080 done since Friends and they'll stitch it together and go 887 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,800 trailer for the friends movie. Guys, here it is. 888 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,480 And every fucker fall for everybody's like, this is going 889 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,960 to be great. I'm like, they're ten different 890 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:03,680 ages in it and the theme does not make sense at any point 891 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,800 because then they were in some of each other's shows. 892 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,440 Oh, that's right, yeah. They were, eh, Jennifer Allison 893 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,840 and Quintucks were not to get like an episode of that 894 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,920 together. Yeah, they stitch it and you're 895 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,840 MASH sharing it like. People are so thick. 896 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,520 That's my favourite thing, people. 897 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,040 That is my favourite thing about how every so often something 898 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,000 happens and you realise how thick, yeah, the average person 899 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:27,480 is. Yeah. 900 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,680 And I include myself in that. Yeah, you see, like on X or 901 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,240 something, you know, it'll be like a verified account and 902 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,400 it'll look like you came from the person, but you're like, 903 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,120 look at the username. It's not the person, it's not 904 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,920 the and you don't want to break people's hearts as. 905 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,600 Well, and I'm so gullible, I thought like I am the person 906 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,320 that follows this all the time. Yeah, I had a friend who, eh, 907 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,960 what his family were dairy farmers and he convinced me that 908 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,800 low fat milk came from low fat cows that. 909 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,320 It was. It's got to do with their BMI. 910 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,920 And I just, I just just hear something, just swallow it. 911 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,480 Like I'm saying, yeah, that sounds that sounds reasonable. 912 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,080 I'd be, I'd be pretty global to like some stuff. 913 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,840 I like social media stuff. But like, yeah, you're right. 914 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,560 If I hear a thing, yeah, from anyone, I just take that. 915 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,560 I take that as gospel. It's like, it's like that thing 916 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,080 that happened in France, the noble generally, like the third 917 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,200 nipple. You hear a word, you see. 918 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,600 So we're like, yeah, that sounds reasonable. 919 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,520 Yeah. At the minute you're you're 920 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,960 doing dance with starting in, you're on tour at the same time. 921 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,440 So is it literally a case of like dance all day, drive to a 922 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,880 gig, do the show, just repeat? Yeah, you don't get a day off 923 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,880 with Dance with the Stars because you're in studio 924 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,840 Saturday, Sunday and Friday. You're Harrison. 925 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,120 You turn into a pair of it. I know. 926 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,760 Yeah, I love twirling. It's my everything. 927 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,080 Yeah, it's my favourite thing in the world. 928 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:44,480 I just twirl me like a Princess. See, I I can, I can look at my 929 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,560 tennis. I can dance. 930 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,040 I can dance. Oh wow, I can dance. 931 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,680 OK. But I don't like the idea of 932 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:58,280 someone like, I don't like, I can't learn stuff full stop. 933 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,880 I can't have someone be like, OK, it's going to be a 124 and 934 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,880 then we'll turn it into an 8 and we'll do this and not and then 935 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,000 repeat it again but do the end but slightly differently gone. 936 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,080 See, when you were telling me about Lisa Kudrow show gone, I 937 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,560 was gone within the 1st. When you're like, it's this 938 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,440 within. I should have been more 939 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,000 animated. I can't. 940 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,040 Yeah, I can do visual cues, but I couldn't learn. 941 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,640 Down steps, that's what you. Need to let me go. 942 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,920 Let me let him, Kirkland. You don't learn the down steps. 943 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,240 It's so strange. He hasn't taught me steps the 944 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:30,000 way you would imagine people would teach steps, right, Like 945 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,080 particularly for waltzes and stuff. 946 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,960 It's what you get used to is actually been really, really 947 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,800 close. So you're you're literally 948 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,600 crotch to crotch. Yeah. 949 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,840 And you feel what way they're going to go. 950 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,600 All right, Yeah. You do. 951 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,680 I mean, that's obviously the other thing about two men 952 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,480 dancing together is like does the the the two elephants in the 953 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,400 room like the. Elephant's Drunk. 954 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,640 Yeah, it's like the elephant, you know, the elephant needs to 955 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,600 hang to the left and then nobody feels anything. 956 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,440 Yeah, and I would because if if you tell me not that, you know, 957 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,120 it wouldn't be in my mind. If you're like dancing with this 958 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,720 guy, like don't get a hard on. Now you've said it, I don't have 959 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:12,960 to, and there might be a cure. For male impotence there might 960 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,800 like do not get hard on. The last thing I want is that to 961 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,720 get hard. I I'd struggle with, I'd 962 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,560 struggle with the gig at night after all that. 963 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:26,080 I think you know what? I'll tell you why you spend all 964 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,760 day being so bad. Like, I don't know if you've 965 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,040 ever done something where you just are bringing nothing to the 966 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,800 table. That's what it feels like all 967 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,080 day, every day. You're just like, I'm so bad at 968 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,240 this, how we're going to get it. And then when you do a gig, 969 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:41,040 you're like, oh. This is my yeah right ready. 970 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,400 The gigs just feel absolutely incredible, like they're just so 971 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,200 much fun and and. Already. 972 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,920 Do you feel like people are coming to see you because 973 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,920 they've seen you on that show? No, I don't think makes 974 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,040 difference. You don't think? 975 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,720 Like, even my agent said to be interested like this does not 976 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,760 make one iota difference to take itself. 977 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,920 So don't get your hopes up. Yeah, I think it just has its 978 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,920 own dedicated massive audience. Yeah. 979 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,440 And so I mean, I don't know if it affects tickets out at all or 980 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,560 you know, profile or whatever. Yeah, yeah. 981 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,680 But. I'm just having a ball doing 982 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,800 this like it's. So much fun with the comedians 983 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,680 boxing like backstage you chose everyone with shadow boxing and 984 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,560 you know just before they go on are you are you using your? 985 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,200 Face. Yeah, yeah, completely like. 986 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,120 That wasn't a good impression. That wasn't me down someone. 987 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,240 I went like this like. I know said I'm a good dancer, 988 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,920 but don't be. Yeah, yeah, I'm in the dressing 989 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,760 room, Yeah. Because usually what happens is 990 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,120 the gig is on a Saturday night and you've just basically shit 991 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,680 the bed three times and the camera runs. 992 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,720 So you're like, I need to get this right. 993 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,320 So they're like, OK, 5 minutes. You're like, I'm just going to 994 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,640 get this, I will get this. And it's only a minute and 1/2 995 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,920 every week, you know, so it's should. 996 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,800 Be doable, yeah. Yeah. 997 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,280 Like, so you're really, you know, when they say you've got 998 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,720 like 10 minutes before the show starts? 999 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,440 Like, I can do this. Yeah, six times. 1000 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah. 1001 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,480 But you must be, you must be turned stand up like constantly 1002 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,080 all year because you're doing your own turn Ireland at the 1003 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,600 minute. Then you're going on tour with 1004 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,480 John McNally. You're just. 1005 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,280 Yeah, I'm on to answer. After and then you're in your 1006 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,480 new cater. So where's where's the bridge? 1007 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,960 Is there a brick? No. 1008 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,080 I don't you like it? Like it? 1009 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,040 Yeah, I like it like that. I spent so long getting nowhere 1010 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,320 stand up, not nowhere, but like, you know, it was applaud. 1011 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,320 Yeah. Now then things are good, you 1012 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,000 know, for the past maybe 3 or 4 years. 1013 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,080 And so I just love it Like I mean, I like, I never want to 1014 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,320 not be doing this. And that's why even with telly 1015 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,800 and stuff, like no interest, like I couldn't be less 1016 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:41,000 interested in doing anything else other than, yeah, live 1017 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,680 shows in my part. Like, I absolutely love us. 1018 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:49,920 Yeah, because you it's crazy how long you spend chasing TVI know 1019 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,400 I don't know about you, but I I definitely even as an actor 1020 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:57,040 starting to become what I thought a broadcaster would like 1021 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,840 or what they were looking for and and talking me wrong. 1022 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,760 I still am attracted to it, but only in so much as like if there 1023 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,200 was something I was passionate about, Yeah, I go, oh, I'd love 1024 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,480 to do this because I'm passionate about it as opposed 1025 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,800 to I'll do whatever. You yeah, whatever to do that. 1026 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,320 No way. Like I've done that like the 1027 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,080 bits Italia do. I don't enjoy it. 1028 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,120 Like even even experiences where like I mean I did show a while 1029 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:25,200 ago I went to Africa to like look at fast fashion. 1030 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,120 Thing that you go no where in Africa do you? 1031 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:35,200 And Nairobi, Kenya. And you just had a face on you 1032 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,720 the whole time I. Hate it every second of it. 1033 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Well now, I mean like it was we it was miserable like because 1034 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,760 like we're basically the the western subject was Africa and 1035 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,400 you feel like I'm the worst human being in the world. 1036 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,680 Like I went to and also you go over there, we're like we're so 1037 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,960 on fans to where we live. And I went into I was within a 1038 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,520 supermarket and I I said, OK, I just got a plastic bag and your 1039 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,560 one just looked at me went plastic bag. 1040 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,080 I was like, yeah, it's like they're destroying the planet. 1041 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:07,040 And I was like, oh, yeah, like we're absolute pricks on the 1042 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,480 side of the world. Like, umm. 1043 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,600 But no, I just, I don't like, I just don't enjoy it. 1044 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,120 I yeah, I don't want to be a television. 1045 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,320 Like I think that's what happens with comedians. 1046 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,880 Everyone thinks, oh, you just want to be a television 1047 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,320 presenter and. Then yeah, yeah. 1048 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,400 You'll give up the grind. Whereas like, yeah, this isn't 1049 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,600 grind. No, this is joy. 1050 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,240 But. TV like, like stuff like that is 1051 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,320 like you're there all day, you've got to do all multiple 1052 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,280 takes. Stand up is just it instant. 1053 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,000 Yeah, it can't be better than that. 1054 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,440 Yeah, and also you can you can literally think of a joke in the 1055 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,000 car on the way to a gig. Yes, do it. 1056 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,680 And there's like a room full of people laughter. 1057 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,440 You're like like that's Yeah. I mean, that is a brilliant. 1058 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,440 Job I I love when you, when you tour with someone that you're 1059 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,680 really good friends with and you just, you just get a system 1060 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,200 going. You know how how a day pounds 1061 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,480 out. You know what you like and what 1062 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,320 they like. Yeah. 1063 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,920 So I tour a lot with William Thompson. 1064 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,560 I don't know if you met William. No, but William, it's not just 1065 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,240 brilliant stand up, but like great company as well. 1066 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:01,600 So we know we'll go do this together and then you like an 1067 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,960 hour of your own time. I like, yeah. 1068 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,680 Time. So did you enjoy? 1069 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,400 What were you guys friends before you start? 1070 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,400 Yeah. We were we were friends. 1071 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,480 We knew each other from the comedy scene. 1072 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,520 It was more John COVID. We became friends because, eh, 1073 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,200 we both had tourists cancelled, right. 1074 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,160 So we were just kind of talking a lot and. 1075 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,880 And yeah, but I was given up stand up like I was done. 1076 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:25,280 I I, I've been touring with Neil Delamare for years. 1077 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,520 I've been doing my own tour. And I thought I'm gonna just get 1078 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,000 a normal job and just do my own little tour each year. 1079 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,680 And that will kind of scratch the itch. 1080 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,000 Yeah. Because I felt I'd given us a 1081 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,800 good whack now, but it's time to move on. 1082 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,400 And it was, she kind of just talked me into coming on her 1083 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,000 tour with her. And for a while it was like, 1084 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,560 this would be my last her, I'll do whatever day she has. 1085 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,640 But then that tour just blew up and got longer. 1086 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,960 I remember that because that was, was it like 1 Vicar St 1087 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,040 theatre at the start and then that became. 1088 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,680 Yeah, it, I think it was three, right? 1089 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,720 And I remember she asked me to the tour and I was like, no, I'm 1090 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:59,920 done, I'm out. And then she put a London 1091 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,120 Palladium on and I thought, I've got him. 1092 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,560 I've always wanted to do the Palladium. 1093 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,440 She was a do the Palladium and then that's it. 1094 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,640 And then the next zoom was like, would you do the Vicar streets? 1095 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,800 Yeah. And the Palladium was like 1096 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,480 Grant. And then it was like, you're not 1097 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,320 going to leave me, go around all the country on my own. 1098 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then just take the bakers 1099 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,320 reasons, like, OK, fine. Yeah. 1100 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,400 But then I it was so weird because I used to be really 1101 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,240 nervous going on stage before the pandemic, but with that 1102 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:26,200 tour, I didn't, it wasn't even a second on earth. 1103 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,200 I think it's because when you think something's gone. 1104 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:31,240 Yes and yeah, Doctor. You're like, oh, yeah, the best. 1105 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,200 Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I don't take around. 1106 00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:35,000 I love it like I love every second. 1107 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,320 I really want to do Vicar Street at some point. 1108 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,960 I've been doing Olympia for a couple of years and I love it. 1109 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,480 But I love it. I love even in Belfast, like I 1110 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,640 try not to do the same place couple of years in a row. 1111 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,800 OK, I like to just move around venues, play different stages, 1112 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,240 but at some point I really want to do I'll. 1113 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,520 Do Victor St. I've done it. 1114 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,000 I did warm up once but I wanted I want to do a show in Victor 1115 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:56,720 Street. I love it as. 1116 00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:01,880 A Yeah 2 Victor St. Yeah, I like to had a weird 1117 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:02,840 thing we're. Like, shame. 1118 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,040 OK, we need to have a conversation because you're 1119 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,560 talking about this like it's a lifelong. 1120 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,920 Like one day I'll do Vegas. It was like, Shane, you could 1121 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,800 you fix it on Saturday? Like just book a Vegas tree. 1122 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,480 Stop being so wasteful about something that's so ordinary 1123 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,440 like. One day, girl, one day. 1124 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,280 Yeah, I'm going to do like parachute jump like it's, you 1125 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,360 know, this is really ring your right, text your agent right now 1126 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,000 and put a Vegas tree. It could be on sale by the end 1127 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,560 of this interview. Have you a dairy meal? 1128 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,880 Because that's why you're selling Parajic. 1129 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,720 One day. One day when the stars aligned. 1130 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,880 That's really like one day I will close the international 1131 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,600 bar. Yeah, well. 1132 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:56,040 I've never done, I don't do as many clubs anywhere as I should. 1133 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,040 I only really do clubs here in the North. 1134 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,240 But I should do, I should be going to Dublin more, maybe some 1135 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,000 UK stuff. Are you saying that to me? 1136 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,440 I booked you for a club? I was the Seamus Anna Centre. 1137 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,560 Yeah, I used to book a club in the Seamus Anna Centre. 1138 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:15,400 In in in Dublin, but. It was just outside of Dublin. 1139 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,440 It was kind of, umm, I can't walk down Bragan or a dog. 1140 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember. 1141 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,080 Yeah. Or they hold the show sometimes 1142 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,120 because it's like, no, the audience are still in the pub 1143 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,000 and you're like, yeah, I love pulling the strings here. 1144 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,800 Years. Ago yeah because I remember I 1145 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,560 texted you yeah about it was like you want to do this globe 1146 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,160 and you got you were so grateful I was like what is wrong with 1147 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,680 this man like. You show up on my almond milk. 1148 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:40,760 Let's party. Yeah. 1149 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,560 I love that. That that was maybe that was 1150 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,160 over 10 years ago, I would say. Was it? 1151 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,400 Yeah, I would say. And it was to do like 20 minutes 1152 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,200 or something. And I I loved it. 1153 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,160 And then a dog, it was either a dog or a cat. 1154 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,800 Yeah, yeah. Wandered in mid set and then 1155 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,360 just like, but people didn't even react weird and neither did 1156 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,000 the dog, you know. So I was like this dog just like 1157 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,840 something to the comedy because it's sort of poked watch a 1158 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,720 minute of me or so. And then it was like, yes. 1159 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,040 And just down the back out, you know? 1160 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,440 At the accent I don't get. It but I do I I exactly what I 1161 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,480 did with Vickers. I look at a lot of things like 1162 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:18,040 they're do that's crazy talk. Like the idea that I once a 1163 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,360 month could get in my car and drive down to Dublin, do a few 1164 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,400 of the clubs. I'm like, come on now, come on 1165 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,480 now, who do I think I am? I can't do it. 1166 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,000 I can't text a promoter and be like, could I like jump on and 1167 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,160 do a spot? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, 1168 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,040 you know, like shame. I don't want to come across 1169 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:39,400 like, what do you like? Like the wee boy in Oliver 1170 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,680 Twist. Please. 1171 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,120 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1172 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,960 I feel like I've had my porridge. 1173 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,520 I've got my almond butter. I can't have anymore. 1174 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,200 I can't have anymore. You can't have you've got almond 1175 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,760 butter. I've got, I've got my that's. 1176 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,680 The classic example of someone that's fancier than they think 1177 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,200 they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1178 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,000 Because I have almond milk and almond butter. 1179 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,760 That's a lot of almond I've. Never had almond butter. 1180 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,360 It will change your life. It will change your life. 1181 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,920 I have it every every day in my life. 1182 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,720 Almond butter, I love it. Beautiful. 1183 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,080 Does it taste? Oh, almond butter actually looks 1184 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,160 like peanut butter. Yep. 1185 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,240 OK, Yeah, crucially, it's not. Because I I don't like peanut 1186 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:14,920 butter at all people. And if they don't have almond 1187 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,240 butter, people you take peanut butter and like that don't even 1188 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,480 that's not a normal. Tree. 1189 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,360 Now that I don't, I don't buy that for a second. 1190 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,720 I hate that it's a tree that tastes the same. 1191 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,200 Well, I'm not in the like, I don't know what you've heard, 1192 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,320 but I'm not a big nuts guy right at all. 1193 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,800 I'm not, I'm not like you'll never see me just eat nuts. 1194 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,800 But I don't think almond milk paste like. 1195 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,640 I don't think it's not at all, but. 1196 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,680 That's the same of the almond butter. 1197 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,560 It's just got this like rich nice taste. 1198 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,960 Smoky taste. No. 1199 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:47,440 OK. Unsmoked taste, but I, uh, I 1200 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,000 love it. Maybe I'll do Victor St, that'd 1201 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,240 be great. I went to UMM. 1202 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,400 I'll open for you. I went. 1203 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,720 That'd be great. Yes, I went to see UMM Hamilton 1204 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:56,200 in the board. Gosh theatre my son. 1205 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,640 Oh, I. Live right beside that. 1206 00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,920 What a place that is. Yeah, And what a show. 1207 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,160 I've never seen Hamilton. I love a musical, but I've never 1208 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,680 seen Hamilton. Incredible. 1209 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,240 I think it's, I don't think it's the rapping. 1210 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,920 Yeah, it's better rapping in it, but it's it's, it's brilliant. 1211 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,920 Really, really good. What like, OK, tell me, is there 1212 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,640 like what's the the tune that you come away from at home? 1213 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,320 And because when a musical, there's always the song. 1214 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,120 Yeah. I just don't know what it is in 1215 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:27,800 Hamilton. It's it's called the my I'm not 1216 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,600 throwing away my shot. The like the weird thing is in 1217 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,000 that I don't know if case all musicals. 1218 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,880 I'll say the weird thing about this musicals and then people 1219 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,040 go, this happens in all musicals. 1220 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,600 Some of the songs come back in throughout the whole thing, you 1221 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,960 know? That's what a musical is. 1222 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,880 So homophone. No, but. 1223 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,760 I'm sorry, I just these are more diversity in this podcast 1224 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,040 because it's just very clumsy towards my people. 1225 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,920 There'll be a song and then we'll do another song, but then 1226 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,480 they might come back to the song from the start. 1227 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,800 Yeah. All right, is that all musical? 1228 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,080 That's all musicals. That's. 1229 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,720 They do that now, so if you like that, you'll like Hamilton. 1230 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,680 Brilliant. We, yeah, we got like, we got a 1231 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,560 little bit of a hookup of Hamilton and we got to go. 1232 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,560 We got to do a thing called the circle or something. 1233 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,200 Circle seats. Oh yeah. 1234 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,400 Change your life. I can. 1235 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,680 I can go to theatre like us. For what? 1236 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,280 For Doctor Strangelove, what's that? 1237 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,800 It's this Steve Coogan and is playing the other way. 1238 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,960 Dr Strangelove is a Peter Sellers. 1239 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,760 It's a film I love. He plays a few parts and Steve 1240 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,560 Coogan is now doing this on stage. 1241 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:30,360 Where? In Dublin. 1242 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,520 It's in Dublin, yeah. It's in the, it's in the 1243 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,120 broadcast, I thought. Of Steve Coogan. 1244 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,440 I auditioned for a film he's going to be in and I thought I 1245 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,560 got the part and they made the mistake of saying they're 1246 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,280 excited to see your tape and then they mustn't be not excited 1247 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,440 because I didn't get the part. I would love to. 1248 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,520 Steve Cook is one of my heroes. That happened to me with ping 1249 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:53,080 recently where you know when you have old head shots and you're 1250 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,920 like, it must update that. I see I'm the opposite. 1251 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,120 I go I must not update that because I don't look like that. 1252 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:03,640 Here's what can happen. I got I was offered a part in a 1253 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,920 series. What kind of seat? 1254 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,680 What kind of Without giving away what kind of series? 1255 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:12,560 It was the dry, the one the dry. It was a series in Dublin. 1256 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,400 Not that it was offered, but it was just literally like they 1257 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,600 want to see you for this and like, I reckon this is going to 1258 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:18,560 go your way. It's going to get you. 1259 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,120 And I was like, oh, it's a done. They'll just give them a good. 1260 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,080 It was kind. Of yeah, it was. 1261 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,560 Just give them a good tape, but my head shots are about nine 1262 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,480 years old. As in, you're nine years old in 1263 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:32,280 it, or they're nine years old. It's when you didn't get this 1264 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:38,480 child part. And yeah, then I made the tape 1265 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,800 and the tape with dinner literally went off a Cliff. 1266 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:45,840 Like it was like this man looks nothing like his head shots if 1267 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,360 they're a complete catfish. I got him lovely head shots 1268 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,800 done. Lovely head shots done. 1269 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,440 So I'm Alicia Richards know who put on the Kilkenny Festival, 1270 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,680 but my agent before that, he was absolutely brilliant. 1271 00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,960 Umm, her husband does head shots as well. 1272 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,240 Took the head shots look beautiful. 1273 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,880 I sent them to my wife because I was so happy with them. 1274 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,080 I was like, what do you think of this? 1275 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:11,160 And she's like, eh, they've taken away your, your mall. 1276 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,800 And I was like, what is it? And then I looked and I had like 1277 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,720 a mall there, right. It's not that. 1278 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,520 Big Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. 1279 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,520 No, you're supposed to. Go Is there a mall? 1280 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,560 Is there? Is there no I can't see? 1281 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,280 That they took that out. So then I've never felt weird 1282 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:31,040 about the mall until they took it out and I was like, what's 1283 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,120 the problem with the mall? So there must be an issue. 1284 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,200 OK, there must be. OK. 1285 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,920 Yeah, it's well, you know. They also like, to be fair, the 1286 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,840 guys fucking the Photoshop because he defined my stubble a 1287 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,600 bit more and I had a bit of stubble in it and it looked like 1288 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,280 a real boy. I look like a like a man. 1289 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,960 I look like a man in it, so I'm getting put forward from mom 1290 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,080 roles at the minute. And then when? 1291 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,040 I saw the gremlins with a big mole, yeah. 1292 00:57:55,560 --> 00:58:01,200 I was going to say as opposed to young man, but yeah, I didn't 1293 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:01,960 load the stuff. I never. 1294 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,880 Get I made the mistake recently of looking for my head shots 1295 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,240 because you know, the way I have my head shots in a drop box, 1296 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,840 right exam was anyone when they need them. 1297 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,360 But I was out and somebody asked for one was like, oh, they're in 1298 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,760 my e-mail. And I made the horrific mistake 1299 00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:21,000 of finding the on photoshopped versions of my head shots. 1300 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,000 So you know, you're so used to looking at the head shots, 1301 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,480 you're like, yeah, look at me. I'm a really beautiful man. 1302 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,640 And then I got the on. Oh, God, yeah. 1303 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,360 Are you like I had sit down. I was like this can't. 1304 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,360 Be yeah, because you're like, you have so much respect for 1305 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,760 yourself. You're like, guys, I preferred 1306 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,280 if you didn't edit these photos, just put me out like I am. 1307 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,440 If the you know, if they if they don't like me like this, they 1308 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,720 don't like me. I don't want your photo. 1309 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,000 And you look at it and you go see what you can do with this. 1310 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,720 Yeah, exactly. The magic on that? 1311 00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,680 Exactly. Like I was wearing like a white 1312 00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,520 T-shirt and I was like what happened to that fitted white 1313 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:52,240 T-shirt? And then I was, oh, that wasn't 1314 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,680 a fitted white T-shirt. No, no, no, no. 1315 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,640 That did not fit me. Some that I like playing 1316 00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:03,200 football is eh is if someone's wearing a top because everyone, 1317 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,120 usually the tops for a football team are all the same size and 1318 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,600 there might be a big guy on the team. 1319 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,520 And I have a friend who will show to people and be like some 1320 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,800 player fit. And that means like is that a 1321 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,720 specific skin tight top? And he knows it's not, but it 1322 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,240 makes me laugh every time. Every time. 1323 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,160 Yeah, my, my most recent headshots are great, but I'm 1324 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,560 just, it's not me, I know, but. They're great. 1325 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,400 They're so aspirational. I'd love, yes, I would love. 1326 00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,080 I would. Love to be the guy in the 1327 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,880 headshot. I know I would love somebody to 1328 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,880 look at my headshot and go, oh, that's garage. 1329 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:38,120 Yeah, that's going like, I think it's like, that's me, it's me. 1330 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,640 Yeah. There's a man that actually sits 1331 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,240 in the local park and I haven't seen him since COVID, so maybe, 1332 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:48,200 but he there was this old man who's a little bit senile where 1333 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:53,240 I live that sits on a park bench and he just shouts at the people 1334 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,280 who are jogging. Sure. 1335 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,160 It's obviously anybody's like, go on your phone, bastard. 1336 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,000 Every time. It's just. 1337 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,360 It's one of the most joyous things. 1338 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,880 And he laughs and laughs like he just entertains. 1339 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So much so like, when you see 1340 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,160 people in those jerseys like that, like they're looking 1341 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,320 really good. And he's just. 1342 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,360 Rolling back on Earth. Yeah, yeah. 1343 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:21,240 I I was going to ask you like gigging in Dublin but then 1344 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,240 travelling all over, have you gigged in belt like in your 1345 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,160 early days done especially did you come up here and get in 1346 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,120 Belfast? Yeah, I did. 1347 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:32,480 I did. And Laughter Lounge the Empire. 1348 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:34,800 After lunch here didn't last long. 1349 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,840 I remember that was when I was just starting and I saw that as 1350 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,720 like the ultimate. I was like, I need to get in 1351 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,400 there because it was like always packed and it was new and I knew 1352 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,160 there was one in Dublin. So I was like, if I do out the 1353 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,320 Belfast one, maybe I'll get on Dublin. 1354 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,000 And I think I just about was to get booked for it and then they 1355 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,840 closed. It didn't last that long. 1356 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:52,920 It was. It was fine. 1357 01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,200 It wasn't a great gig. It was. 1358 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,880 Stagging hands. I love the idea of coming up 1359 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,400 here, though, because it felt so different and it always felt 1360 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,040 like gigging up here was like a bit of a different level because 1361 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,400 I'd never really been up the North. 1362 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,880 Yeah. You know, So I remember, you 1363 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,840 know, like when you start stand up and you're when you're 1364 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,000 getting good, you're like, I am a proper tough guy. 1365 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,360 So it felt like that coming up to Northern Ireland just like 1366 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,160 this is how tough I am. Yeah. 1367 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,240 Play up the North. Yeah. 1368 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,280 You know, because my mom would like here come to Northern. 1369 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,160 I down there over the border. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1370 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,360 It's like yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you feel really good 1371 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,600 about, I don't know, I always used to be nervous about it, but 1372 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,840 it always felt that you got much fit when you were gigging up 1373 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,440 here a bit. And I remember the first time I 1374 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,040 played the Ulster Hall with Neil. 1375 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,960 Oh my God, I was so nervous. I loved us and it was. 1376 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,000 Do you remember the time there was the problem with the flags 1377 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,200 on the? There's always a problem with 1378 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,560 the flags. There's never not a problem it. 1379 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,360 Was it was just a week? It was a specific week, yeah. 1380 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,480 I think they were flying the City Hall. 1381 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,960 Yeah, that's what it was. And for some reason that was the 1382 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,480 week we did that gig when that was all kicking off. 1383 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,240 And I remember Neil was like a hard right material about it. 1384 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,680 And it was like it was a big thing. 1385 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,440 And I just had in my head don't mention flags. 1386 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,480 Yeah, just don't mention it's like me dancing. 1387 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,400 Yeah, get a boner. Yeah, you're talking to the 1388 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:12,760 wrong guy. This flag is coming up a full 1389 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:16,120 mask. I and I remember walking out and 1390 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,920 says don't mention flag, don't mention flag, don't. 1391 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,800 And when I took the mic off the stand as well. 1392 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:24,040 I just have flag. That was my. 1393 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,560 That was my introduction to. Do you audition for a lot of 1394 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:30,960 stuff? Like I could, I could see you 1395 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,200 and Ken. I could see you playing like a 1396 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,920 bar boy in. I would. 1397 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,720 You know what? That was a final compliment. 1398 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,320 You started laughing. I. 1399 01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,680 Like a shitty underworld guy and Ken. 1400 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,960 My problem with Ken is this is my problem. 1401 01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,200 I I'm does a woman from Ken Dancing with the Stars. 1402 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,040 Which? Which one would I know her from 1403 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:56,440 Ken. Yasmin Saki, I don't know who 1404 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,360 she played. My problem is I can't watch Ken 1405 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,880 because of snakes. There is Emmett Scanlon's 1406 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,400 character keeps snakes and tanks. 1407 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,320 Yeah, you don't like snakes. I'm terrified of snakes, yeah, 1408 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:12,120 but I have a like paralysing, morbid fear of snakes. 1409 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,960 And when I was in Africa. So I couldn't dance to you? 1410 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,560 The irony. I mean, I hate snakes. 1411 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,040 Turning the Steve Irwin all of a sudden. 1412 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,960 But when I was in Africa, there was a snake in my room. 1413 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,560 No. Yeah, I almost lost my mind, 1414 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,200 like I was just. I don't wonder you. 1415 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,760 Didn't have a good time when you were there. 1416 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,320 Yeah. What did you do? 1417 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,600 You got it. I I went to. 1418 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,640 Mine came and got it. No, I, I just ran out of the oh, 1419 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,560 I made a show on myself. Like I I mean. 1420 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,320 That's fair and under the circumstance. 1421 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,920 Salute. I'm terrified them. 1422 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,040 Like, I mean, I can't watch them on television any of that. 1423 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,840 But I went into the we were saying these little cabins and 1424 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,440 there's kind of little bathroom off the cabin. 1425 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,600 I went into the bathroom and I came out and they were like 1426 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,280 those little lizards, like running around. 1427 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,560 And I was like, this is not great. 1428 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,320 Now I just. Even that would lizard don't 1429 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,040 want the lizard. Not a found but it'll be grand. 1430 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,960 I would get on doing mosquito net and, you know, curl up the 1431 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,880 ball and then I know it's a tail and I thought it was a lizard. 1432 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:19,080 Yeah, in your room. In my room onto the mash and 1433 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,200 then I realised that the tail went out and went on to the door 1434 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,280 and I was like oh good God. And it was. 1435 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:28,360 What size we talk? It wasn't big, but it was long 1436 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:33,840 and it was grey and I somebody told me that that's the they're 1437 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:37,360 quite poisonous ones, but I was taken off my jeans. 1438 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,320 When you saw it when I. Saw it, yeah. 1439 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,640 And I opened the door and I ran out and, like, battered on the 1440 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,080 producer's door and she opened the door and I was down there 1441 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:53,880 with my trousers crying. It was a, it was a, it was a 1442 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,080 rough week, Yeah. I would have did betting a 1443 01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,960 turtle of. Course you would. 1444 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,080 Not a freaked out I wouldn't. Go on. 1445 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:04,200 Oh yeah, I did a freaked out. Yeah, I'm not. 1446 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,760 Poor tiny woman. The next morning had to go 1447 01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,760 through my luggage because I realised that when I left, I 1448 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,600 left the door open. Oh shit. 1449 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,640 So she went through. I couldn't humble that stuff at 1450 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:13,600 all. Like at all. 1451 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,040 I can't. Yeah, when I see like the 1452 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,040 celebrity in the jungle and all. That. 1453 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:19,720 I could look. No, no, no, no. 1454 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:21,320 There isn't enough money in the world. 1455 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,240 What there? What gig you doing in Belfast? 1456 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,720 What you doing Belfast? Mandela Hall. 1457 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,760 Brilliant. Everyone is raving about Mandela 1458 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:29,600 Hall, Dominic, because it was closed for a long time as a 1459 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,880 venue when they really. Yeah, it only opened a couple 1460 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,800 years ago again, but there was a long time where it was being 1461 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,200 redeveloped only. We've played stuff in there and 1462 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,000 we love it. And it was 5 when I did 12. 1463 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,400 Yeah. So I'm looking forward to that. 1464 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,560 Yeah. I'm doing Mandela Hall that I'm 1465 01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:42,120 doing. And. 1466 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:43,320 What what time of year are you doing? 1467 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,240 Next week. Oh yeah. 1468 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,880 Saturday the 15th. Yeah. 1469 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,120 Yeah, umm, what are you doing, Derry? 1470 01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:54,080 Derry Playhouse I love the Playhouse and. 1471 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:58,680 Derry players just great. Yeah, it's so it's last year 1472 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:02,640 actually. I went to eh, I did players 1473 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,720 Derry on Glamour Hammer Tour and like it was the best crack. 1474 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:08,920 Oh my God, like one of my favourite gigs of the whole 1475 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,640 tour. And then Sally on Hayward UK 1476 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,560 comics. She was over doing gigs in 1477 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,200 Dublin and she was gone up to Derry. 1478 01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:17,960 But she I was like I'll try the open, I'll do, I'll open. 1479 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,120 And I went up. I was like this is the best 1480 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:20,840 room. I swear to God. 1481 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:25,480 This is going to be great to say I died on my whole 20 minutes of 1482 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:27,600 new stuff that have never seen the light of day since. 1483 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,880 I was like, well that is a really harsh lesson to all. 1484 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's Nandos and dairy as 1485 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,840 well. There's a great Nandos. 1486 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,160 The Richmond Centre. Yes, we went in there and we 1487 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:40,000 had, I had the halloumian mushroom peda. 1488 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,640 Have you ever had this? No, not my thing. 1489 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,680 No, I got a sad order. I don't what TV tell me it's 1490 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:48,880 that order. Butterfly chicken? 1491 01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:53,000 Yes. Chips, broccoli, slice of 1492 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,480 pineapple, almond butter, half an avocado, no almond butter, 1493 01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:03,680 half an avocado, 2 thighs, medium glass, a bottle, glass 1494 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,920 bottle of water and maybe a soft drink. 1495 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,520 It's a lot of stuff. That's a lot of stuff. 1496 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,400 You get brought too many balls and plates so once you like do a 1497 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,760 bit of admin get along the one plate. 1498 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,880 You can just get rid of the balls and plates and it doesn't 1499 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,520 look as bad, but it's like it's a big order. 1500 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:18,960 Nice. I love it. 1501 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,760 Yeah. Yeah, I I tried the halloumi 1502 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,760 mushroom the first time it was doing that and tell Teresa show. 1503 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,560 Yeah, yeah, Teresa Livingston's like a real. 1504 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,600 BBC Sound show and they were doing Nando's orders and I was 1505 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,000 doing the. Taxpayers Money Month. 1506 01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:35,960 Yeah, exactly, exactly. I was like. 1507 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,960 Fernando's, yeah. Just try, try whatever you can 1508 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,480 try whatever you want. You can go on the bin. 1509 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:46,640 This is just a licence fee and I was doing the January, you know, 1510 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:51,880 the vegan do. For a second I was like, what? 1511 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,720 I thought that was wild. I thought you were like 1512 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:59,360 switching over, switching codes, you know, go from her in the 1513 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:04,360 football. Imagine you just did that, just 1514 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,920 January. You're like, I'm just going to 1515 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:08,600 hetero junior. That's a great idea. 1516 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:13,600 It'd be fun. I don't know if it before I from 1517 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,479 what I know about that, it's a lot to learn I feel like. 1518 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,000 Hey, I'm not the guy to teachers. 1519 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,800 There's a lot. There's a lot of odd man. 1520 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,040 There's a lot of yeah, yeah, yeah. 1521 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,160 Yeah, we're like exchange students. 1522 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:28,439 You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said. 1523 01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,439 Everything you need to know is that it's a lot simpler. 1524 01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:33,200 The male males were a lot simpler. 1525 01:08:33,399 --> 01:08:36,359 Our needs, yeah, we're very simple people. 1526 01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:40,920 From what I from what I hear, the heterosexual man has. 1527 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:45,200 A But I think I struggle with like put it this way, I used to 1528 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:50,520 play a rally driving game right and my cousin's PlayStation and 1529 01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:54,160 I, he played it on the view where you can see the whole car 1530 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:56,840 driving on the road. But I could only play it if I 1531 01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:00,399 was POV. OK, so I think I might struggle 1532 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:08,240 to please some guys because the angles I think I think I could I 1533 01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,399 could service you but it might take me a while like I need you 1534 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:12,279 to. Come around to the face. 1535 01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:15,439 I need you to come to the side and look that way. 1536 01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,640 Do you know what I mean? Like I could, if you're facing 1537 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,880 me, I can't do anything for you, you know? 1538 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:24,200 I just think it would take a while to get the angles right 1539 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,960 for me. Yeah, I guess there's a bit of 1540 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:26,880 that. Yeah, I can read. 1541 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:32,080 POV case stuff. It would have to repeal, but 1542 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,479 yeah, look, that's, yeah, that's something. 1543 01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:36,520 She's a small price to pay. I can't see anyone being 1544 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,319 unreasonable about that. But I do think you would have to 1545 01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:41,200 say it upfront. Do you know what I mean? 1546 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,399 I think it would have to be like this. 1547 01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:43,720 Might be weird but you only do this. 1548 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:45,880 People just a couple of it has to be POV and it's going to be 1549 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,080 almond butter involved. Consent is important. 1550 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,800 It's important that you. Consent on almond. 1551 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,960 Yeah, exactly. See my neuter. 1552 01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:02,840 Oh dear. Derry's great, Terry's 1553 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,720 brilliant. And that Nandos is good. 1554 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:06,120 Good. Yeah, it is good, Nanda, the 1555 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,280 good. People. 1556 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,880 Good people. Yeah, it is. 1557 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,720 I like the Nandos, absolutely. I was impressed. 1558 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,960 It's one of the better because Nandos can be very hit and miss. 1559 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:21,520 Personal opinion that's you like some Nandos and Nandos miss is a 1560 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:25,160 hit anywhere else. It's like when Bruno Mars brings 1561 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,440 out a single that doesn't people. 1562 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:31,200 That's not great still Bruno Mars, you know what I mean? 1563 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:33,200 He still brings a. Certain energy to really hostile 1564 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,280 turn and I I don't know where I went wrong. 1565 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:36,280 No, I just disagree. I don't. 1566 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:39,240 Think there's an answer to this. I think the food is always a 1567 01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:42,560 hit, right? But I do think the place can 1568 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:45,760 sometimes be a bit of a, you know, there are good ones and 1569 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,400 there are bad ones. A couple of one I was in 1570 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:53,480 recently, I think it was in the UK, where there was a corner and 1571 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,440 if you were around that corner you weren't getting any service. 1572 01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,400 Right, I get you. Know that sort of thing. 1573 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,120 They can be sprawling. I do. 1574 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:03,120 I do a cheeky Dublin and those, sometimes I'm driving down, I'll 1575 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:06,040 turn off it. It's not swords, There's another 1576 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:10,040 one and there's an omniplex at it and eh, M&S and it's near the 1577 01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:13,400 airport. Oh, Omni, it's called Omni I 1578 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:14,720 think. The whole place is called Omni 1579 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,040 the Nando, Sir. Yeah. 1580 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,720 And a Starbucks and all that kind of Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1581 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:19,600 Sometimes I turn off the motorway for that. 1582 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:24,280 You're talking 12 minutes drive time, 6 minutes get there off 1583 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,840 the motorway, 6 minutes back roughly. 1584 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,520 But then you're not going into the city centre or anything. 1585 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,720 So yeah, I'll, I'll do that. Yeah, cheeky little just a 1586 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,880 little secret. Yeah, yes, Like naughty. 1587 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,920 And you whisper your order, you know, you know, you don't say 1588 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:36,920 it. I love that one. 1589 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,440 What's this tour called? This tour is called Garage. 1590 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,040 Great creator names. I love a good tournament. 1591 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,120 Yeah, I do like a good tournament. 1592 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,640 I wish there's something like this one. 1593 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:49,040 That's bogamy, though, in that there's two things about this 1594 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:49,880 tour. This bogamy, right? 1595 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:52,280 One is the name because it's your name is twice on the poster 1596 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:55,640 and just feels a bit weird. It's just been off. 1597 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:59,360 The second thing is the poster because. 1598 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:01,880 You're like tied up on. Yeah, yeah, lying down. 1599 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,720 And the problem is that in the middle distance, and this is 1600 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,280 work known for tour posters. My crotch is in the middle 1601 01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:12,200 distance, So what I've found is on the mobile version of most 1602 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:17,880 apps that it's just. Yeah. 1603 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,480 And you would be surprised that most theatres find it very 1604 01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:26,000 difficult to change that. So I do think, I do think it's 1605 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,640 having an effect some sometimes positive. 1606 01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:28,960 Could be a good. That's what I'm saying, yeah. 1607 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,480 A good effect. Sometimes, but like in 1608 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:34,400 Edinburgh, it was, yeah. I just think some people came 1609 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,600 expecting a different show. Yeah. 1610 01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:36,920 That's all I'm going to say. Yeah. 1611 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:41,160 We'll put the link to that to the tickets for those shows in 1612 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:42,680 the description of this episode. Oh, cool. 1613 01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,880 And your podcast, the podcast called Agony Rants that I do 1614 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,480 Whitney of Cabinet, who won the Eurovision in 1993. 1615 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:54,200 And we solve people's problems. And yeah, it's, it's, it's go 1616 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:55,400 crack. Help me when I personally pay 1617 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,480 attention. We place. 1618 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,840 I'm kidding. Don't help me. 1619 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,240 I want to keep going. I know. 1620 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:01,680 Yeah, I know they. I know the risks. 1621 01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:02,800 Yeah. I'm just. 1622 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,000 I can't be stopped. I I'm going to be honest, I'm 1623 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,960 going to Google the nutritional information on the person. 1624 01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:08,160 Pagan. I don't think this is as bad a 1625 01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:09,240 situation. Yeah, I know. 1626 01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,640 I realised this is a doctor going. 1627 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:13,320 Sure, it's only a bit of heroin. Yeah, yeah. 1628 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,200 I think no, it'll be the end of me, but that's why I want to go. 1629 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,160 Girl, thanks so much for coming on the part. 1630 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,480 I really appreciate it. Good luck with all the dancing. 1631 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,200 Oh, thanks very much and it's your pleasure. 1632 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,600 And we'll play go to those shows, Belfast and Derry. 1633 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,720 Yeah, thank you very much. It's been, it's been a ball. 1634 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,760 I've had a ball. It has been great, Yeah, I've 1635 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,400 really enjoyed it. I think it's still. 1636 01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,280 You blame me on those things. I'll tell about that. 1637 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:33,640 Yeah. Yeah. 1638 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,800 We're not putting the episode, but.