1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 events streaming only on Peacock? 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,200 Exactly. How it's called New York After 9 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,080 Dark and it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic. 10 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,040 Boom, you nail. Into Michael Chase phone 11 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,000 numbers. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 12 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,320 Hey, hey, hey. New York After Dark. 13 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 14 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,320 Peacock. You love it. 15 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,200 Zippers, welcome to this episode of the Tea with Me podcast. 16 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,200 With me, she and Todd. It's the kitchen pod. 17 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,080 That tea is absolutely delicious. 18 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,880 Far too warm. Because I thought my guest was 19 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,680 ready, but he says he's ready in 5 minutes. 20 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,640 Oh, no, he's here. OK. 21 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,400 He's in the waiting room. Ladies and gentlemen, my guest 22 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,560 today is none other. It's third time on the podcast. 23 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,760 Kieran Bartlett. Let's admit him into the room. 24 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:16,120 Here we go. Kieran Bartlett, are you there? 25 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,720 There he is. Oh, yes. 26 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,400 Kieran Bartlett. Do you hear me? 27 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,880 Connecting to audio. Folks, we are seconds away from 28 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,840 Bartlett. Kieran Bartlett did not connect 29 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,600 to audio. Jesus Christ. 30 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,440 Kieran Bartlett is connected to audio. 31 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,800 This I've done it. Kieran, I'm going to be honest 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,720 man, I just the pod has started. I just thought I would just 33 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,960 introduce you and then bring you straight on. 34 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,480 So I didn't know if you wanted to like tell me anything off 35 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,000 record beforehand before we started, but please just do that 36 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,960 anyway. I don't really have. 37 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,520 I mean, even though I haven't spoken really three months, I 38 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,600 don't have much to. Say you must have some juice 39 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,720 gossip like anyone in the street having an affair or. 40 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,240 There is gossip. There is gossip, right? 41 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,040 Hang on. I feel like I should feel like I 42 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,440 should. I feel like I should pull these 43 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,720 blinds a bit because it's a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, babe, your 44 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,400 whole set of your face, it's just so light. 45 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,320 Oh my God. Karen Parker bringing in this 46 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,000 gossip tea. So much better with gossip. 47 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,040 How's that mood? Yeah, matters. 48 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,640 Can I just ask you have headphones? 49 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,480 I do, yeah. Would you mind sticking them in? 50 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,360 They're big ones though. Yeah, play even better, right? 51 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,320 Hang on. You did. 52 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,880 You did some DJ the. Weekend. 53 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,240 I need to go get them. They're in the other room. 54 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,680 Is that OK? Yeah, yeah, that's fine. 55 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:31,840 And don't worry, I can fill time. 56 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,560 It'll be worth it because the sound will be way better. 57 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,720 No worries. That's OK. 58 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,720 That allows me to do more of an introduction. 59 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:43,480 Karen Ball, it has one on it. A mic on my headphones, is that 60 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,040 better? That, that's probably the ideal 61 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,600 situation here. That's why the best thing that 62 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,760 could have happened, Ladies and gentlemen, we also got to see a 63 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,320 split second there of the corridor of Kieran Bartlett's 64 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,920 house. So if you ever wanted to know 65 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:56,000 what was happening there, now you get to know. 66 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,960 Kieran is my guest on this episode before the episodes 67 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,520 episode before the episode, which is now the thing we say 68 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:07,800 starts, let me plug the Patreon, which is patreon.com/T with me 69 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,480 podcast. You go there, you get the Monday 70 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,840 bonus episode. We've had Kieran do one of those 71 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,560 episodes. We've had the top American 72 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,720 comedian Todd Barry do one of those episodes. 73 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,400 So you get the bonus one if you were patreon.com/TV podcast. 74 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,880 Also, I'm just about to put my Todd father show onto the 75 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,960 Patreon, so there's a good reason to get over there. 76 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,720 Plus, let me just tell you this, we're doing our first live Tea 77 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,400 With Me podcast next Sunday, just for the Patreons. 78 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,240 So. You've got that to look forward 79 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,880 to. I like your headphones, Karen. 80 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,960 You look like you look like someone I'd see in an airport. 81 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,880 Bomb Funk MC. Yeah, enjoy. 82 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,760 I don't know any bit. Yeah, because they're not. 83 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,200 They're not actually working yet. 84 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,600 Hang on, speak. Yeah, yeah, I can definitely 85 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:52,400 hear you. Can you hear me? 86 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,920 Yeah, but it's just coming through my laptop stuff. 87 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,440 Oh. Are you? 88 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,720 Do you know what? Just go without. 89 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:04,200 Just go without. No, I think we fucked it. 90 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,720 Yeah. Bucket, I just. 91 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,960 I need to hear this gossip. Just just go ahead, right? 92 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,680 Sorry is this sound bad then if I don't have these? 93 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,640 It's fine now let's just go. We'll just. 94 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,920 Go ahead, sorry. So the Goss is. 95 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,920 Oh. My God, a few days ago my sister 96 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,959 and our partner were out walking their dog. 97 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,680 It's not about them and they that would be really weird. 98 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,840 And near where I live, there's like a just kind of like an old, 99 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,920 like an old electric building or something, you know, like a 100 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,520 building that a building that has things that are important. 101 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,880 Right, you're delaying the gossip here so much. 102 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,960 They, they stumbled upon two people fully like at first, 103 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:50,320 sorry, on their, on their walkout, they heard noises and 104 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,760 we're like, that's a bit weird. Well, it's probably just people 105 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,800 messing about. And then on their way back, they 106 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,320 heard the noises again. They went to check it out, two 107 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:03,760 people fully riding outdoors. And my theory was I said, like, 108 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,480 that's really rare because there's loads of kids living 109 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,480 around here and stuff. And it's just, I mean, my first 110 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,120 thought was, Oh, no, the children, right? 111 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,760 The children, yeah. Right. 112 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:18,360 And then I was like, it's also, it's a bit weird like this, this 113 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,240 is a good time to just ride indoors. 114 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,920 Like, do you know what I mean? Like, that's what that's what 115 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:27,200 the government wants. And I know man, it's just weird. 116 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,840 I think I missed Boris say that. Guys, please write indoors. 117 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,400 It made me wonder if if it was an affair rather than a 118 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,200 relationship. You know, like I say, I'm going 119 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,720 out for a walk. You say you're going out for a 120 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,760 walk and will walk into each other's channels. 121 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,400 That's that's fucked by a pylon. I mean, definitely, definitely 122 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,680 enjoyable. I like the risk of that. 123 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,520 I mean, also, if they're throwing about some some fluids, 124 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,040 there's every chance they have to decide an electrical building 125 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,360 that someone's going to get someone's going to get frazzled. 126 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,320 And I enjoy that element to it as well, Yeah. 127 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,000 I mean, it's just, I thought it was just really, it can't be 128 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,960 good either. There's a lot. 129 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,960 There's a lot of midges about right now. 130 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,400 Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. 131 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,280 Are they midges or are they midgies? 132 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,640 Because I would always say midgies, but is it not real 133 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,560 pronunciation midges? I think, yeah, I think the real 134 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,560 thing is midges, but I would call them midges. 135 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,440 Like when I see them I go midgie bastards and all that, like, you 136 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,040 know, yeah. How do you firm that sort of 137 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,120 stuff? Do you get eaten alive? 138 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:31,120 Yeah, because someone told me if, if you're really clean, 139 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,920 they're more attracted to you. So I'm, I'm walking about like 140 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,920 the Pied Piper back in the day. You know what I mean? 141 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,560 I've just got like a band of merry, merry boys and girls 142 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,880 midges, as I'll now say, following me. 143 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,960 But there's so much. We haven't spoken a good while 144 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,360 obviously, like on WhatsApp and stuff, but there's so much I 145 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,480 want to talk about. The main thing is, first of all, 146 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,480 I want to talk about hair because you and I have gone to 147 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,360 two different extremes. Yes, yeah, you're going. 148 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,360 You're going Lineker and I'm going film that show. 149 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,800 I look like you, you look like AUS Marine and I look like the 150 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:05,640 guy you've taken captive. It's weird, you know what 151 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,360 happened. I, I'm not going to say I was 152 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,360 the first person to do, but I got in early with the shaving. 153 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,840 Like my heart was already getting along when lockdown 154 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,120 happened. And I think I'd only had a cup a 155 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:22,040 couple of weeks before or a few weeks before it and I was it was 156 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,480 doing my head and I just thought I should shave this. 157 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,880 But the first time and of all this is the other thing I've 158 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,000 always wanted to do this. Yeah. 159 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,120 Always scared in case I really hated it and I was still going 160 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,240 to have to go out now so when they say I. 161 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,160 Think you've got a good hairline? 162 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,360 I think it looks, it looks good. You have a better hairline than 163 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:42,440 I thought you would have. Yeah, well, I feel like I've 164 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:46,240 lost that emo Bieber look that again, don't want to say I had 165 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:49,520 that first, but it definitely had it before Justin Bieber and. 166 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,920 Can I give you what could be either a compliment or an 167 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,720 insult? Hit me. 168 00:07:53,880 --> 00:08:00,080 You look like Bizarre from D12. I mean, if you were telling me I 169 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:04,120 can rap, like I'm gonna take it as a compliment, like Jesus, 170 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,360 he's the one that wears the diaper on his head of me. 171 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,480 Or like for sure. Or something. 172 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,880 Yeah, Jesus Christ, he's that. Well he's definitely the big one 173 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:18,280 from D12. I've been told to look like him 174 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,080 before which is mental so I don't think. 175 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,080 It's a bad thing at all. I mean, I think you should 176 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,480 theoretically think about changing your Twitter bio to the 177 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,720 white The White Bazaar. The White Bazaar is a great 178 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,200 nickname. What did you call that guy? 179 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,360 It wasn't Biggie Smalls, was it? No Bubba Sparks. 180 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,280 I look like Bubba Sparks. Bubba Sparks definitely look 181 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,320 like Bubba Sparks. Absolutely. 182 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,640 That was. He had a great song. 183 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,679 Ugly. Ugly. 184 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:44,760 Yeah. Him and Timberland walking about 185 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,480 your tractor. Yeah, that was that was that was 186 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,000 a lot of fun. RIP. 187 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,320 I mean, I don't know if he's dead, but RIP Bubba Sparks. 188 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,760 I don't know. His career, yeah, for sure, 189 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,400 yeah. The yes so basically I got I 190 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,320 decided it would shave it right, but I didn't I didn't have the 191 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:03,040 correct implements right. So I had like a wee beard 192 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,760 trimmer yeah and I thought sure that'll do it super cute pick us 193 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:11,200 an R like and it was absolutely brutal because it was just 194 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:16,120 putting hers out. So I got that sorted, actually 195 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,760 quite liked it, and I discovered that halfway through it. 196 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:24,440 I suit those really rare hipster haircuts that I hate where it's 197 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:28,120 like shaved hair and like 80s length on the top. 198 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,920 I suit that shit. You have honest, honestly, you 199 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,920 have, you have a very cute head like head shape wise, you have a 200 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,720 very, very well shaped head. Pretty. 201 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,320 I don't have any like evil battle scars or anything on it 202 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,000 either. Yet what are those things guys 203 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,720 get? I feel like it's only a like a 204 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,920 Northern Ireland thing. Like, guys get like, looks like 205 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,320 fingers in the back of their head. 206 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,480 Yeah, You know what I mean? That like that like groove, that 207 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,760 natural pattern on the back of their head where it looks like a 208 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,160 gorilla has pressed into the back of their heads at birth. 209 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,000 I don't know what that is, but I know a lot of guys have it. 210 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,960 Also, you don't see many, like yuppies having it, you know? 211 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,240 I mean it's like a working class thing to have those dents in the 212 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,640 back of the head. They've probably been pulled out 213 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,040 with four steps, like, you know what I mean? 214 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,760 Yeah. Yeah, by like a guy who would 215 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,960 like, by not like a midwife, you know what I mean? 216 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,800 Like just fell at the back out the back of the felons kind of 217 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,080 thing. Yeah, out the back of the fell. 218 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:21,640 It's unbelievable. But yeah, so we shaved it and 219 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,280 then I got rid of the beard pretty much. 220 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:28,560 I still have a stubble, but I got pretty much to go out there 221 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,960 about a week ago. What do you think? 222 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,000 What do you think of my hair doing? 223 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,480 It's nicer longer have. You been thinking about this 224 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,640 much? I haven't spent as much time 225 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,000 thinking about it as I wanted to. 226 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,360 Yeah, but you like it. It is fair. 227 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,320 It's very Lineker risk. You look like Gary Lineker right 228 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:44,600 now. I've had. 229 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,280 That before and it's weird because he's like an old guy, 230 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,560 but. Don't be Linux now. 231 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:52,920 I mean like Lineker, you know, World Cup 2002. 232 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,520 Look in his heyday like you know me. 233 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:58,280 I think I look like you know. Have you seen a film Interview 234 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,960 with the Vampire? I have. 235 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,680 I think it looked like a guy who would hang about with him who's 236 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,960 not a vampire, but he's trying to get into it, you know what I 237 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,320 mean? Yeah, somebody you don't want to 238 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,960 get into the of rats, but you'll drink global, Yeah. 239 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:15,120 My Twitter. Bio interview yeah, I all may 240 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,600 see the amount the people's Twitter bio stressed me out. 241 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,320 They see see the ones that I think I've heard a comedian 242 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,680 talking about this. I can't remember who was was 243 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,120 talking about. Like you know when people write 244 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,960 tea drinker you just think fucking wanker. 245 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,440 I think it was Frankie Bowen maybe? 246 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,200 Excuse me? But I'm. 247 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,440 The Tea with Me podcast, So you want to call it. 248 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,920 Though I'm not calling a tea. Drinker, that's a massive full 249 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:37,960 path. That's a massive. 250 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:43,120 I I came prepared today. This is a an ice latte from Cafe 251 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,920 Omate. Right, so I've never seen a mom 252 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:50,440 more excited about any. Like, I honestly like, apart 253 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,680 from when like the most said I've ever been in my life is 254 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,080 when Celine Dion's album came out. 255 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,560 The one with, you know, like. You were the. 256 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,120 I don't even think it was like, you know, she's like, you give 257 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,920 me the eyes when I couldn't see. I remember I can sing, but she 258 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:19,840 was like. I know the song, Yeah, I know, I 259 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,560 know that. I think is that I don't know 260 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:25,960 about that song, but I lost the album that was called. 261 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,840 Let's talk about love. Maybe it was a white cover and 262 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,960 she was wearing a little bit of denim and a very cute white top. 263 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:34,040 Anyway, I lost my shit when I came out whenever I was like 10. 264 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:38,000 But you seem to get very excited when Cafe O reopened. 265 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:41,600 Very excited. Dave, Dave Elliott text me about 266 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,600 it to tell me and I was already through the roof. 267 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,640 So it only it made me happy to know that other people knew that 268 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,840 I would be happy. You kind of like hold court a 269 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,280 little bit in cafe like a lot of times we've talked about like 270 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,560 meeting up for a coffee and you'll go yeah mate, meet me 271 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:03,120 there at like 323 and I'm going with 323 if. 272 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,800 I have meetings that they are like setting them all up and 273 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,600 tell just go to everybody Cafe. Oh, and they all go, yeah, and I 274 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,320 go, sweet, I'll be there for six hours today. 275 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:16,280 It's a very dominant like move because I go in and the worst 276 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,200 thing is, and this happened loads of times and the other way 277 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,080 around, whenever I go in and you're still with the guy that 278 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,440 you saw before, it's like I can't even make eye contact with 279 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,080 that guy. I was like, it's technically 280 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,920 eating into my it'd be like hiring a hiring a rent boy. 281 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,240 I could have said prostitute, like female, but but it would be 282 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,600 it's like Karen, a rent boy and he still likes enough client 283 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,200 before and you're just you're just in your Monday. 284 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,560 You'll be in like when they I get the you know, it's my time. 285 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,760 You're. Telling me I'm the cafe around, 286 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,320 boy. Yeah, pretty much. 287 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,280 But yeah, just like you kind of, you hold court, you know, you've 288 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,400 got meetings and and the staff kind of like it's not table 289 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,720 service, but they still will like, oh, Mr Bartlett, you know, 290 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,040 what would you, what would you like? 291 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,560 I've heard them say a lot of times your money's no good here. 292 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,760 It's great man, I love here. They have a new one. 293 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,160 They have a new one on Lisburn Rd. 294 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,680 So I heard, are you hoping to get some sort of like brand 295 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,560 ambassador type role? Do you know what was it? 296 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,720 Do you know what I would feel? I would I would love a brand 297 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,000 ambassador role for them. But also my sister bought me a 298 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,520 voucher for it the other day and it's free coffee he's made for 299 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,720 the next week while for me like. Would you, would you, would you 300 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,640 take on a role of brand ambassador? 301 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:25,360 30 grand a year for Durex and you have to be in this campaign 302 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,640 of ads and you're this character called We Dick Darren. 303 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,160 So like, you've got to always be known as we Dick Darren. 304 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,400 And it's always like you're the butt of all the jokes and you 305 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,680 always just. Like it was 30 grand for how 306 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,880 long a year? A year, yeah, you got to do and 307 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,400 like this campaigns worldwide to your people are coming up to you 308 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,800 and being like, oh, we Dick Darren, you know, like it 309 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,440 follows your own. It replaces Bunter. 310 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,480 You know what I mean? Like no one's called anymore. 311 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,560 Yeah, I would do it for six months for 30 grand, yeah. 312 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,400 Let me ask you this do your neighbours know? 313 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,360 Because we've got some new neighbours, right? 314 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,640 And I always think, I wonder, do they know what I do? 315 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,360 Like I don't presume they do know what I do. 316 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,080 I know what you mean, yeah. I mean I kind of do, but do your 317 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,880 neighbours know like who you are if that makes sense? 318 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,360 Well, my brother lives next door, so he knows. 319 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,320 He's a fair idea, yeah. Yeah. 320 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,240 Show it to Kev. By the way, I'm building some 321 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,320 IKEA stuff here, doing a bit of woodwork and it made me think 322 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,160 you're a brother. And I think it's very sexy that 323 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,880 he does woodwork. And I always picture him in like 324 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,200 those like iron type jumpers that he wears. 325 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,760 And I kind of like it. And I think if I ever had like 326 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,280 some sort of relationship with him, I think he would really, 327 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,280 really take care of me and always have blankets ready. 328 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,080 And I don't know why but. He's he's a good guy for a 329 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,360 better word like that's. More does a girl want I? 330 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,240 Think, I think I think he he loves her hat like he loves her 331 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,840 rare hat more than I do. I love McAfee. 332 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,680 Oh hat that you and Dave got me. I tried, you know, I tried to 333 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,400 add that collection one time by by myself, like, you know, one 334 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,240 of those ones that's like has a wee peek on. 335 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:03,120 It Yeah. Do you know like the worst? 336 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,160 Yes. Like a beanie and a beanie and 337 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:07,600 a. Cup. 338 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,960 So yeah. Oh, those are the worst. 339 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,240 I have to be honest, right? It looks shit on me. 340 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,800 Yeah, Chloe thinks it's shit looking, but I like, I insisted 341 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,880 on worn out a couple of times because it was like it's class. 342 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,680 Yeah, but I died in your ship, so. 343 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,560 So let me, let me ask you this, what have you, what have you 344 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,440 been like doing the past your days in lockdown? 345 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:33,240 Like I can't really, I mentioned this to friends before, like I 346 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,760 was, I was talking to Woodsy for a podcast that hasn't come out 347 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,640 yet, but it will where I was saying like I only, we only 348 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,800 really know each other doing stand up. 349 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,000 And yeah, we meet for a coffee and we don't talk about stand up 350 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,400 a lot of the time. But, but I don't know if I can 351 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,440 pitch you at home doing other activities like like a lot of 352 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,360 your Instagram or a lot of your fiance's Instagram. 353 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,560 It's just like nature. So you're just getting out there 354 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,680 and like smelling flowers quite a lot because that's. 355 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,800 Cute. We've been doing that. 356 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,360 That's been. But then for obviously we did 357 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,640 nothing like in the first load of it when you weren't really 358 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,920 allowed out. And then we've been, we've been 359 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,200 just going for walks around here. 360 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,480 Like it's not far from like, you know, fails and shit. 361 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,000 So you can just go and have a down there. 362 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,160 Like we've been doing that a bit. 363 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,400 We're right today. But yeah, I mean, I've watched a 364 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:25,480 lot of, like I watched loads of documentaries like of Tiger King 365 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,280 that which I never thought I like. 366 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,760 I would not have watched Tiger King if there hadn't been a lot 367 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,960 done. And there was. 368 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,240 What's another one about cats? Watch that. 369 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,600 Oh, don't fucking. Cats. 370 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,320 I haven't seen that. Do that. 371 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,920 Did the Epstein one just you? Were a big supporter of his 372 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,840 right. Yeah, totally. 373 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:49,000 Yeah, I've tried to model my life on his island like it's 374 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,360 almost island like. Have you Have you watched that 375 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,040 documentary series? Do you know what? 376 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,880 I feel like there was a big period about a year ago, maybe 377 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,760 two years ago. It kind of started probably 378 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,200 around peak Making a Murderer time. 379 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,160 It seemed that every documentary and programme and drama that 380 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:09,360 came out was about paedophiles, rape, something like that. 381 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,160 And I was watching all the, all the ones that everyone else was 382 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,800 watching. I just kind of remember turning 383 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,280 around one night and being like, let's just stop watching these 384 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,320 because they're also like horrifically grim. 385 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,240 And then you hear all that kind of stuff so much that you're 386 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,440 watching it, hearing about this horrendous thing and you're 387 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,440 like, have we any hobnobs, you know? 388 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,440 Yeah, The so I, I, I'm probably not going to watch the Epstein 389 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,920 thing. It is weird. 390 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,200 I I watched it. There are other ones on it that 391 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,640 I haven't watched because I've gone this is this is another, 392 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,800 another one of those murder, you know, wrong person gets put in 393 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,800 gaol. It takes 30 years to get out and 394 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,000 we're going to do loads of drone shots of where the crime 395 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,920 happened and it just melts me, right. 396 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,840 But I've also, and yeah, the pedo ones are grim, but the 397 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,240 Epstein one, I was interested in that because I didn't know a 398 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:02,000 tonne about that guy. And then I've switched off from 399 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,680 a lot of the news in the last year and a half, two years. 400 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,720 I don't watch it which is weird. Because you're like, you're like 401 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,360 a doctor news or something, or like a professor of news or 402 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:14,120 magazines or something. Yeah, but it's vague because 403 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,960 you, you like, you're like an expert on newspapers, but then 404 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,360 you're not like a journalist or anything. 405 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,080 You're like a young guy, which is weird. 406 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,400 It's not into it anymore. It's just like, I'm not using 407 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,320 like you do a PhD in journalism, Like no one cares, you know? 408 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,920 If you don't, especially you, you don't. 409 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,000 Care people are like, do you have any Dick jokes? 410 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,120 So I don't know, it's just fucking weird, but. 411 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,800 Let me ask about you. Like just before lockdown and 412 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,160 probably the last time you were on the podcast, we were talking 413 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,040 about like diet then and you were on like you were like 414 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,080 getting more way more into exercise and stuff. 415 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,240 Has that as lockdown fucked up or have you been able to keep 416 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,720 that? Up I would say I'm still I've 417 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,680 main pained and actually I've dropped a few pound in lockdown, 418 00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:00,120 but only a few pound because probably when lockdown happened 419 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,040 and our gym and stuff got shut down about there was about two 420 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,760 or three weeks of like slipping into, you know. 421 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,760 What I imagine a heroin addicts relapse to be, except I was like 422 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:17,560 mainline and crisps and then I just think, I just think it's so 423 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,320 it's been all right. Then we're going out there on 424 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,560 loads of walks. So it's doing OK. 425 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,040 Like we'll bought a frisbee and shit like that as well. 426 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:31,080 Like a good one. Your reaction that a good 427 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,000 Frisbee though. But it's it's, you know what? 428 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,920 It's just like a wee Halo, but it's like it makes me feel 429 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:41,080 athletic when I catch it. I thought you're about to say 430 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,360 like, I don't know, skip and rope cable. 431 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,080 Kettlebell. And you know what else? 432 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,840 You know the week? Well, it sticks to the 433 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:56,480 athletics. You're on a 1994 inspired 434 00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:00,160 fitness kick. Awesome, awesome Mr Motivator 435 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,040 DVD. Karen Karen's given Karen gave 436 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,840 me some great advice. They're looking to shift wait 437 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,360 before the wedding what they do, he said they get a kick Master. 438 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:13,000 Do you remember that a dog lead with like an extendable bit of I 439 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,880 have. Nope, I was storing it. 440 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,720 I was so the kick master was safer than the 1 I had. 441 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,200 I had a Ryan Giggs sun ball. Do you remember this? 442 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,320 Rings a bell. It was the same idea, except it 443 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,880 was an elastic of. The elastic was attached to 444 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,680 visor style sunglasses that wrap around your head. 445 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,560 Why I'm one? So you could practise headers I 446 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,960 like, I don't know. Right and. 447 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,160 You would put you would put the ball and it would always come 448 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,880 back to you. But it was so you could wear 449 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,040 sunglasses and put the ball to yourself at the same time. 450 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,920 It was for a lonely child that wanted to look good, right? 451 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,560 Yeah, well, that's why I'm surprised I never had one. 452 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,200 Suited me right, except one time I volleyed the ball. 453 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,680 This is a true story. I've if I ever meet Ryan Giggs, 454 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,000 I'm fucking tell them about this. 455 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,600 I go hero, you won the Champions League twice in my lifetime and 456 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,800 I'll always be grateful for that dirty bastard. 457 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:13,480 Your affairs absolutely mental. But also I had I had your sun 458 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,280 ball and one day I violated it. And you know, with the power in 459 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,280 my body, it's snapped the elastic and the elastic came 460 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,320 back and cracked across my face like this big line of it was 461 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,160 sores. It was, you know what, always 462 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,000 ones that when it happens, just a child, you just go. 463 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't cry for about 6 days 464 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,960 because you're taking a big deep breath in and then about a week 465 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,280 later you just erupt with emotion and. 466 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,280 It was, it was like literally like a line of a lump across my 467 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,280 face. So weird. 468 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,720 Part of me feels like we glossed over the frisbee thing like a 469 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,920 little bit too quick. Like is this something you're 470 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,600 you're you're want to take 4 or you think it like, because 471 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,000 there's guys who play ultimate frisbee and. 472 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,840 I don't know if I'll be taking it forward to Olympic levels, 473 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,600 but here it's actually a good laugh and you know the game 474 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,520 donkey. Yeah, yeah. 475 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,240 We've been playing adult versions of that, so you just 476 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,240 pick like a file word and you play the game. 477 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,280 Yeah, that's definitely enjoyable. 478 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,480 I mean, I really, really enjoy that. 479 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,600 Like I was picturing you with like state-of-the-art, like disc 480 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,360 weights and stuff and like fucking really like you just 481 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,960 you've got that, that, what do you call it, the Velcro ball? 482 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,600 I mean, that is a phenomenal game. 483 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,760 It is, it is good. You know what I would say the 484 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,720 ones we have aren't the standard 90s ones. 485 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,960 They're they're the Velcro was actually even stickier. 486 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,840 So it's really easy to catch it. Like it's almost too easy. 487 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,600 Yeah, I don't know if I love that. 488 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,920 I don't know if I love that. You know what I looked for the 489 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,680 other day? I mean, I have regressed to the 490 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,360 90s. Do you know what? 491 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:47,240 I was literally Amazon the other day and they're shit now. 492 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,640 Super Soakers. Yeah, it probably becomes one of 493 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,280 those health and safety things where they're like, although the 494 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,800 water isn't allowed to be that hard. 495 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,040 I remember Super Soakers got to the point where like the police 496 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,960 were using them a drum grey. Like I remember Super Soakers 497 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:03,120 were like legitimately math like like big backpacks. 498 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,360 And stuff backpack ones. The backpack ones, yeah. 499 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,200 This wheel we'll add, we'll add across my street the Isaac he 500 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,280 had. The Isaac all one word. 501 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:18,960 Like D'Angelo, yeah, he had, he had the one with the backpack 502 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,800 and I was like, Oh my God, that is like the best shit I've ever 503 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,800 seen in my life. I could. 504 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,000 Like it's a little bit virgin now looking back on it when 505 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,400 people got that into them, you know, like, but at the same time 506 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,880 at the time, like they were like legends. 507 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,600 It was like carrying a four lead on your back and you're 508 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,120 basically water board and other kids. 509 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,800 Yeah, yeah. Like I think we're such a good 510 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,360 time. Made you know, the way like we 511 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,880 we like have chatted it we always talk about scripts and 512 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,920 stuff and you're you're obviously like basically you're 513 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,480 full time right now like that. That's your main thing at the 514 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,480 minute. And I was like, oh, I've got 515 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,280 this idea for this 90s thing and it just never really happened. 516 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,520 And I've been working on it like more and more now and it's like 517 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,080 it's so it's about set in a summer in the in the 90s during 518 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,200 the heat wave and see when the weather was good And I was 519 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,080 right. I was like. 520 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,000 Please let me make this. Just let me make this and like 521 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,600 I'm just looking back at the fashion and stuff. 522 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,840 Also, I submitted like a little bit of a like a like a treatment 523 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,480 sort of thing for it. And I'm put you in it as one of 524 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,240 the other, like me and you being in it as an actor. 525 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,320 And I didn't ask for permission to do that, but it's already 526 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,800 been done. So now I'm asking you, you're. 527 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,640 Retrospectively, is that OK? Yes, I'm all about the 90s made. 528 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,520 Imagine if we got to do that, like I don't want to give away 529 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,160 anything about the idea or whatever, but just imagine if we 530 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,600 got the film that like film it in Belfast or somewhere nearby 531 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,080 and like all the fashion. Remember that summer? 532 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,080 I think it was 9595? Like the streets literally 533 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:56,200 melted. 1995 I remember, I remember. 534 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,440 It's weird of things you remember. 535 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,320 I remember Maltesers melting under a pram in my granny's 536 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,880 garden. I just remember like leaving 537 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,520 them down for a split second, picking them up and melted. 538 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:11,320 Also in that summer, I think I got a bouncy castle in my 539 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:16,040 granny's garden for my 7th birthday and it was brilliant 540 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,040 because I had so many cousins and all the cousins were around 541 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,560 and we're having a great time. And I remember like some other 542 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,600 kids from the street that we didn't even really know that 543 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,600 well, but you knew everyone but you didn't know these ones that 544 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,200 well. They sort of came round and they 545 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,680 were like bouncing up and down as well. 546 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,080 And I remember just going up to my dad and some of my aunties 547 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,760 and being like, they remove them, like kick them out and and 548 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,760 genuinely they had to go. It was really awkward because I 549 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,160 think it genuinely the boy was crying. 550 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,920 You know, he's like, why I don't have like, could I not just 551 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,680 play? Because at the time nobody was 552 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,240 bouncing on it And I was like, get them the. 553 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,960 Fuck yeah. What? 554 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,120 What sort of have two questions here? 555 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,560 What sort of child were you in terms of reacting to milk and 556 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,160 chocolate? Not good. 557 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,520 Well, like my reaction to melted chocolate is horror and like 558 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:06,200 still is like I got this is true a couple a couple of years was 559 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,800 it last year? Last year I went up to Port 560 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,680 Stewart Beach and we had got a couple. 561 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,120 I don't know why, but we got whisper goals right? 562 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,800 Extravagant and I know I'll. Ambassador. 563 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,480 Made the best chocolate I've ever made. 564 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,800 It is good. There was a time when they got 565 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,280 rid of the whisper goals and I was like, what is this like, 566 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,280 like fuck off anyway. And I protested more about that 567 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:36,640 than I did about lock and like. And I, I am sorry so fucking 568 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,560 with this. My whisper gold melted and I was 569 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:44,760 like throw out in the bin and somebody else drunk it and it 570 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,040 distressed me greatly. But here's here's the thing. 571 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,720 When I was a kid, I, I, I don't know mate, I I must have some 572 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:56,840 kind of issue. But like, I hate when my hands 573 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,760 and I still do. I hate when my hands get like 574 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,240 dirty or sticky, especially sticky. 575 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:06,120 You know, like if you were given a jam sandwich, I would have 576 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:10,280 great stress about that. And I don't like jam sandwiches 577 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,280 and stuff like that. Like I just, I'm like, I can't 578 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,320 cope. So your stress is that after you 579 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,120 eat it, your hands are going to be sticky. 580 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,880 Your hands and hair on your mouth would get sticky and I'd 581 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:24,240 just be like, like, I'm seen. See, now I have tremendous 582 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,120 stress about sticky hands. I do. 583 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,680 I, like most people don't like sticky hands, but I can, I can 584 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,080 sort of cope with it. I can kind of I feel like I can 585 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,240 rub them enough to the point where they're going to rub in a 586 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,440 little bit more. But jam sandwich was the the the 587 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:42,280 sponsored snack of the 90s, like jam sandwich on believe. 588 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,080 Also banana sandwich with a bit of butter. 589 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,360 Sandwich Banana sandwich. No problem, folded over. 590 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,480 That was enjoyable. And I mean, it was just that 591 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,120 summer you're talking about in 95. 592 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,960 Like. Those summers didn't end. 593 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,760 It didn't. Those summers did not end. 594 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,000 They just like one day fed into the other. 595 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,560 And it was. Just cartoons first thing in the 596 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,120 morning out in the street. I have it. 597 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,120 Yeah, class. And like, there was way more of 598 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,520 a thing. This makes it sound like old 599 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,720 bastards, but there was way more of a thing of community then so 600 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,400 so everybody was out. Everyone wants yeah. 601 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,960 You were having dinner in random people's houses, you know what I 602 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,840 mean? Like you were just like. 603 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,920 In our street, there have been games of rounders. 604 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,440 Yeah. And they're like an old one. 605 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,520 Yeah. There's been like, like the 606 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,760 older kids, like teenagers, teenagers who normally go my 607 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,840 fucking playing with kids are out. 608 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,280 And there's like teams of 20 playing against each other. 609 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,320 And someone's uncle was always trying to start a slip and slide 610 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,560 with a boner. You know what I mean? 611 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,160 You're like, he needs to not be there. 612 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,520 You know, he always, he then had to go back inside. 613 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,000 But apart from that, it was just, it's just a brilliant 614 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,720 time. And like when I start, when I 615 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,920 was like working on this thing I'm writing about like the way 616 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,400 the characters looking dress and I'm Googling like Kappa track 617 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,720 suits and I find this lime green Kappa track suit. 618 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,600 And I was like, it's just, I just need to be in this. 619 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,320 My hair is long enough for curtains right now. 620 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:12,320 There was a sense there was a sensational bright orange 621 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:18,360 deodora top. It was like a it was, it was 622 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,160 like nearly like a football kit type of T-shirt if you. 623 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,120 Get to get to it, yeah. I was, it was class. 624 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,320 I used to look at that and be like, I love that. 625 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,360 You know what I had? You know what? 626 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,240 My this is true story. This might have been summer 96 627 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:38,760 though. I had a Borussia Dortmund adult 628 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,720 shirt that was like a knock off that my brother bought himself 629 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,320 in Spain. With the sea. 630 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,480 Sponsor. Yeah, the Continental bit, the. 631 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,600 Yeah. And Andreas Mueller's name on 632 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,480 the back and the Mueller, like the number 10. 633 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:59,240 And it was, it was that bright yellow, just like, like always. 634 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,600 Amazing. And but he bought my brother 635 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,600 bought it for himself when he was on holiday, came back from 636 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,320 Spain. He bought everybody else. 637 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,880 I don't know. This is the thing in your 638 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,280 family. See, when someone in my family 639 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,120 goes away, you better bring back some for. 640 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,640 Somebody. Yeah. 641 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,960 I used to buy my granny an ashtray every year with like 642 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,680 Anna Reef on it and she loved. Yeah, like shells you have to. 643 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,160 So he was a way to Spain. He was like an adult. 644 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,960 He was a way to Spain. Came back, had gotten everybody 645 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:30,680 something apart from me. Gave me this Brucia Dortmund 646 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,720 shirt that he bought for himself and it was huge on me. 647 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,440 It was like a dress, but I I loved it like, you know what I 648 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,680 mean? So if this project, if this 649 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,120 project does at some point get to go ahead and we get to film 650 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,400 something for it, do you either want me to source you at the 651 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,600 orange Diadora T-shirt or the Brucia Dortmund top? 652 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,040 I would say the dorm will be easier to find but it would be 653 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:56,640 better from some like guy because it was knock off and it 654 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,040 was just, you know, just a. Print. 655 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,640 Yeah, but what was I? Going to say my other question 656 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,120 so you can cope with chocolate on your hands and stuff. 657 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,440 I can't. See what you're saying about the 658 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,200 chocolate melting? I was a kid who was always 659 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,760 hopeful that it was going to reset in its perfect form. 660 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,320 Yeah, when your mom, when your mom's like, we'll put it in the 661 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,200 fridge and it'll go back to No. I thought it would come out like 662 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,280 perf with the perfect segments, as opposed to what it does, 663 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,760 which is just melting some terrible. 664 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,400 I was always hopeful. Yeah, the my other. 665 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,000 I have a question and a tale of woe. 666 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,280 I'll do the tale of woe first. Again. 667 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,400 This, this was this couldn't have been any later than 96, 668 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,400 right? So my brother, I would actually 669 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,680 say probably was 95. Miller two brothers. 670 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:47,840 They were sort of like teens at that stage, like 17, and they 671 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,280 went with their mates up the bars. 672 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,520 Amusements in Port Rush, the big last yeah. 673 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,680 And I wasn't allowed to go right, because I, you know, 674 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,120 nobody wants to hang around with their fucking 9 year old brother 675 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:01,680 at that point. And they went and but they came 676 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,120 back and they bought me one of them, you know, them big red 677 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,520 candy dummies. Yes, they're absolutely amazing, 678 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,160 right? How much sugar? 679 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,240 I know right, that's that's here, Karen. 680 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,680 That's what that's what the we lad wearing the adult football 681 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,040 shirt needs get him get him a red candy. 682 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,120 That brought me back when I am big dummies, right, I love them 683 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,480 right and they brought it back for me. 684 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,720 This is a true story. I only I only remembered this a 685 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,480 few a few weeks ago. I was talking about it. 686 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:39,280 And my issue with the stickiness is like, do you remember like 687 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,400 you can't finish 11-GO, You'll have it for about a week, right? 688 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:48,120 And you get it and it comes in like like a plastic. 689 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,720 Wrapper put it into the. Plastic, two things put your 690 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:57,320 hand into the plastic to get it a minefield for me and also the 691 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,960 feel of like your dry spit on it the next time you go to it. 692 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,840 You know when it's like dried in the first few lakes are 693 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,560 stinking, right? So. 694 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,760 I'm going to edit this by the way to make. 695 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,080 Sorry, this is, this is metal, right? 696 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:18,360 I in my stupidity, right? I thought to myself, I need to 697 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,840 find a way to keep the dummy moist for myself. 698 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,760 And I put it in the fucking glass of water and came down the 699 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,400 next morning totally fucking literally just the wee plastic 700 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,480 ring and the ribbon hanging out of the glass and this pint, the 701 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,360 fucking red water. And I was like, what in the name 702 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,880 of fuck? And I think I think no rose 703 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,480 until like I was at least 12 or 13. 704 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,600 It was like the last dummy like you know what? 705 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:44,560 I. Mean I just can't wait to edit 706 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,600 this podcast after and just have you isolated saying I really 707 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,000 wanted the like liquid to keep it moist and talking about your 708 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,239 own spit on it and stuff. That'll be fun for me. 709 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,040 But back in the day you couldn't, you couldn't 710 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,840 rationalise that. Like it was just cruel. 711 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,440 Like nowadays you would adapt to that and go, that's fine, I'll 712 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,600 go get another one or whatever. These things happen. 713 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,840 But back then there was no such thing as these things happen. 714 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,840 There was also there was also no like you couldn't just go get 715 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,480 like for me, impossible to go to port rush or Russia all been in 716 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,160 fucking Russia. Do you know what I mean? 717 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:21,280 Like. So so this morning I did AI was 718 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,240 on radio to plug the raid lockdown. 719 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,680 I was on Radio Ulster and it was a Connor Phillips show. 720 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,800 You basically do like a competent Essex trivia about you 721 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,160 when you were younger and your mom's asking the questions. 722 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,520 So my mom was asking questions and I was doing really badly. 723 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,840 I don't know anything about myself. 724 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,120 I was like, what do you call him? 725 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,120 Guy. Guy Pierce and Memento. 726 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,640 All right, yeah. I just didn't have a clue. 727 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,080 And my mom, one of the things was like, why did you get so 728 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,840 upset at your second birthday party? 729 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,560 Now, there were several birthday parties of mine. 730 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,120 You're talking about what sort of kids we were, where I fucking 731 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:59,080 lost the rag. Like 100% lost it. 732 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,800 My mum said what was the thing with 2nd birthday and I went 733 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,080 somebody dropped my cake and I kicked off and start trying to 734 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,280 fight everybody like elderly female relatives. 735 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:13,240 It it turns out there was 2 incidents 1 was the one my mum 736 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,360 was talking about this morning is my my mum's mum. 737 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,200 My nanny had a cake for me and it was Percy from Thomas the 738 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,320 Tank Engine because he was my #1 engine back then. 739 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,440 It's changed over time. Now I like Gordon, right? 740 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,480 But it was in Orange Leisure Centre and it would had a party, 741 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,360 whatever, my second birthday party, it was time for the cake. 742 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,080 So they bring out this Persy cake. 743 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,080 I'm bossing. I'm like, I love cake, I love 744 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:39,360 Persy, but I didn't realise that they were going to cut into the 745 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,520 cake. You know, just because you're a 746 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,520 kid, you're like, I like cake and there's Persy and my nanny 747 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,840 started cutting into the Persy cake and I, I had a breakdown. 748 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,760 I had a full breakdown. I was like, I think I was on the 749 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,200 boat saying you've killed them, you've killed them. 750 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,880 And I refused to eat it and I wouldn't let anybody else eat 751 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,240 it. Then there was another episode 752 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:02,080 where my mom dropped one of my cakes in our leisure centre and 753 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,640 like on the floor just because she was, she was like balancing 754 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,600 too many things. And I don't think I spoke to her 755 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:11,600 for about 7 years. That's roughly I I I was about 756 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,240 to ask about birthday parties. Did you ever did you ever go to 757 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,720 1? Did you ever go to Gulliver's 758 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,600 Kingdom? That rings a bell. 759 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,560 Where was it? It was, it was, you know where 760 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,920 it was. It was where it was where 761 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,160 Matalan and next is in Boucher. No voucher. 762 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,520 No, don't think. Voucher everything Boucher 763 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,760 retail park, actually, I don't even yeah, it's where next is 764 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,720 it's where next is and. Is it a good spot? 765 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,960 Yeah, it was amazing. It was, it was just, you know, 766 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:46,400 it was like, obviously they were just ripping off jungle gems or 767 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:52,960 whatever, but I had, I had these two slides that were snakes and 768 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,200 they're like, I mean, in my mind's eye, these things were 769 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,000 massive. Definitely where you had to go 770 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,720 up all these steps and then like or climb up a ladder and then 771 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,240 they gave you like a sack and you sat, you put your legs on 772 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,280 your potato. Sack. 773 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,880 Yeah, yeah. And then you absolutely fly down 774 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,640 this thing. And then at the bottom of it, 775 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,840 there was all these crash mats and there was a huge bouncy 776 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,720 castle there. I was, you know, just one of 777 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,800 those places. It just has like, it was like 778 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,920 farmhouse. Do you know what I mean? 779 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,320 Yeah, yeah. Indiana Land was a wee bit like 780 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,400 that as well. The free Fallout Indiana land, 781 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,920 it felt like if you could do that, you could do anything. 782 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,920 Like I remember as a kid, like sitting at the top, there was a 783 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,800 line behind. There's so much pressure. 784 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,840 Yeah, some fella like some 16 year old fella working there 785 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,040 with earrings, smoking, going, just following third kid and I 786 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,160 ran out for the first time. I went down and I was like 787 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,160 genuinely, I can achieve anything I want in life. 788 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,280 And then you go back as an adult in the other land for like a 789 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,800 friend's kids birthday party and you be falling go. 790 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,000 That's 7 foot. Yeah, I know. 791 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,720 Yeah, the one. The one at Culver's Kingdom, in 792 00:38:55,720 --> 00:39:00,200 my mind's eye literally grows up towards the ceiling, like this 793 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,000 whole warehouse, it was probably like 1520 feet. 794 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:09,240 But the the one of my cousins, when he went on it, his T-shirt 795 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,240 kind of read up his back a bit. And his back just got 796 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:17,800 absolutely, yeah, completely burnt out. 797 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,280 He had like, he had like a foot. It was like a cup going right up 798 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,920 his spine, like. Medical Did I tell you about the 799 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,920 time I've gotten peeled in an Ipswich Town shirt? 800 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,600 No. How did that happen? 801 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,880 Someone kicked the ball over a wall. 802 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,280 This is like East Belfast at a friend's house after school one 803 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,920 day and I was at, do you ever remember hear about people going 804 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,360 to the Blackpool football tournament? 805 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:39,560 Yeah, yeah, junior football. So I'd been there and there was 806 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,320 like, you know, I'm big into football shirts. 807 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,120 I would even was at that age at like say 10 or something. 808 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,920 And there was a, they were selling football shirts for 809 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,280 2.50, but they were like random lower league English clubs. 810 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,280 Nobody wanted them. As I give me the heap and I got 811 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,400 an air switch away shirt. It was orange with a blue collar 812 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:59,880 for 2:50. And a bit like your Bruce, your 813 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,040 dormant shirt, it's too big for me. 814 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,680 Someone kicked the ball, probably me over a wall. 815 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,080 And you know those like 3 pronged metal spikes. 816 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,360 Yeah. So I climb over the wall. 817 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,080 I threw the ball over and then I jumped down to the ground. 818 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,880 So it's maybe 10 feet this fence, but my feet don't hit the 819 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,840 ground. And I was like, why the hell my 820 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,120 feet not hit the ground? So this the whole if sweat shirt 821 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,120 had gotten peeled. So like, my mates didn't know 822 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,560 what to do. They were like trying to pull me 823 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,200 off it but they couldn't. So in the end it just looked 824 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,560 like I was on sale, you know? I mean, like I was just hanging 825 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,800 up like like something out of Toys-R-Us. 826 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:38,240 And hanging up like a weasel in. China, Yeah, yeah, that was, 827 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,560 that was definitely traumatic. I've got, we've got listeners 828 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:45,000 questions here, so I'm going to, I'm going to get through some of 829 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:51,840 them. Let me see I forgot here this 830 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,720 great content while I figure this out I. 831 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,760 Heard you starting to say something about you got to see 832 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:02,960 like a glimpse of my my settlement here whenever I was 833 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,960 going out at the start. What's your review? 834 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,840 Well, I saw a little bit of corridor and then I see like 835 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,240 like ourselves in this house, there's a lot of cream, a lot of 836 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:14,160 cream walls, you know, a lot of a lot of neutral colours. 837 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,480 Yeah, I mean, it was, it was sort of seen through the keyhole 838 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,520 a little bit. But I, I just think like you may 839 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,320 have been good friends for about 10 years. 840 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:26,640 I think you have a room like not like 50 Shades, but I think you 841 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,600 have a room in your house dedicated to something weird and 842 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,520 I don't know what it is. Like I was, I could see you 843 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,600 having like a plastic room or something. 844 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,640 I think you'd be into that. There could there could be a 845 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:37,600 room. And. 846 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,000 Like whenever we end up next like that will be dedicated to 847 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,760 painting we toy soldiers because I'm I used to be really into 848 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,200 that. That's a great face, by the way. 849 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,360 That is a great face, I mean. When did you start becoming a 850 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:54,280 murderer? I used to do you know what it is 851 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,320 maybe used to be in field right and I have an airbrush and all 852 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,520 right. And then my brother borrowed me 853 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,320 airbrush like the teach to teach some kids in school how to use 854 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,920 one and he never gave me it back. 855 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,480 And like it happened about 10 years ago. 856 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:11,440 I'm literally not over it and I'll turn locked down open like 857 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,920 watching videos of guys painting the ship and I've been wanting 858 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,360 to get back into it but there's literally no room in the end 859 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,760 here like for for a week collection awareness. 860 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,480 Were you into Warhammer back in the day? 861 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:27,200 No, no, I mean, this is the thing I look down on Warhammer 862 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,080 people, you know what I mean? That's how much of A nerd I am. 863 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,960 Is like in the in the in a room full of nerds. 864 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,840 I'm like Warhammer. I'm all about World War Two 865 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,920 scale models, guys, do you know what I mean? 866 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,320 Like that's where. We went to see a house once, 867 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,240 like the like maybe buy a house. This is whenever I was like 10. 868 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,280 And then there was like a 15 year old who lived there like, 869 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,640 not by himself, like with his parents. 870 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,720 And he had Warhammer on top of an old desktop computer, like 871 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:59,160 sex Warhammer. And I took one of them and yeah, 872 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,920 yeah, I felt like shit. I say as soon as it took him 873 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,400 about two, like I am, I've never like stolen anything. 874 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,440 Like I was never like someone who would do that. 875 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,080 And once I had it in my hand and left the room, I was like, I 876 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,800 can't now go back and leave it back. 877 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,720 You know what I mean? The stress wasn't stolen it. 878 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:19,440 The stress was, I've no way of leaving this back. 879 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,200 And I was never able to like put it up in my house or whatever. 880 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,640 I just, I felt so ashamed about it. 881 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,440 And I've carried about in my pocket ever since. 882 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,520 Did I, I don't know, we talked about this before on podcast. 883 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,760 I feel like we may have talked about this. 884 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,400 No, just about well, I mean, I can't cope like I I once did. 885 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,280 I tell you about this on a podcast about theft about I 886 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,120 went, I mean, I went to Dunelm to buy a salad bowl and they're 887 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,000 like really, sort of, I know, right. 888 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,240 And they're really. Pretty weird. 889 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,680 They're like, they're like really, They're really thin 890 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,560 metal. I just met the back one. 891 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,240 But they're, they're enough. Like they're, but you know, 892 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,640 they're about 15 or 15 LB like just like for a fucking bowl for 893 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,640 mixing stuff in anyway. But I accidentally left the two 894 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,600 of them and I'm only get charged for one. 895 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,400 And I didn't realise. I didn't realise until I got 896 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,040 home and I phoned them back and I was like, I phoned them in a 897 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,760 panic or like. Oh, they're going to get me. 898 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,680 Kind of phone, right? And they they actually just 899 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,000 didn't give a shit. But I don't worry about it. 900 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:30,040 Yeah, it'd be way more hassle for them to like process that as 901 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,400 like, you know, yeah, back put it back in the system. 902 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,080 They probably have to clean it and stuff. 903 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,280 But yeah, I mean, I think that's totally fine. 904 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,040 Although I think it'd be really enjoyable if the right person 905 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,520 heard this and you got hashtag cancelled because. 906 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,200 Of that. Like I would enjoy over a salad 907 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,040 bowl, you know what I mean? Like I would really enjoy that 908 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,520 hashtag. Cancel That is mental, isn't it, 909 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,840 that there? Yeah, you just get just lose 910 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:56,720 your life like for well, I had. I had Shane Gillis on the 911 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:59,400 podcast a couple of weeks ago. Who's American stand up. 912 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,000 He was, I don't know if you like we chat about a bit, but he was 913 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,000 on Saturday Night Live and was on the show for four days and 914 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,840 got like council culture got him basically. 915 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,000 And he's still like, I don't think it's maybe affected a 916 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,240 stand up at all, like his brilliant stand up, but it's mad 917 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,360 to actually hear from someone that it's happened to. 918 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:23,160 And the thing as well is the general consensus is, I can't 919 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,040 remember who this quote from, but the thing that people get 920 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,040 counselled for is already out there, if that makes sense. 921 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:33,840 So it'll be like, you know, how many podcasts have I done or 922 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,880 Dave or Colin or anybody in the last 10 years, you know? 923 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,840 I'm rare or something like that, yeah. 924 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:44,200 But like in any environment like that, you were always trying to 925 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,000 be funny and you might get it wrong. 926 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,640 You might get it wrong. That's that's most important, 927 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,080 like is were you were you trying to be funny? 928 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:59,120 And because like all your best jokes come from the same place 929 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,960 as anything you say doesn't work. 930 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,240 Yeah, I mean, I know you trying. To put something out there like. 931 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,240 And also say you have said something like that's that's 932 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,880 totally wrong or picked up a certain way. 933 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:16,320 You have to let people like learn if that makes sense, like 934 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,880 like what happened. I think with the Shane Gillis 935 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,560 thing was he, he was, he was talking about Chinese people in 936 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,480 Chinatown in America and he was doing like a character of like a 937 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,520 racist landowner. So he was talking in like an 938 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,440 affected kind of Victorian type way. 939 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,960 And, and it got it got picked up and he got a lot of shit for it. 940 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:39,720 And Andrew Yang, who's like, I think it's Andrew Yang who's 941 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:43,320 like, like an American politician of like of like a 942 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:47,120 Chinese background, I think was basically like, no, let's, let's 943 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,440 have a conversation about this, you know, but it was too late. 944 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,840 But that's the thing. It's like, if somebody makes a 945 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,720 mistake like that, give them a chance to like sit them down and 946 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:58,600 be like, here, here's the crack. Here's why that's wrong to some 947 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,880 people or whatever, or, or maybe after it, someone will go, all 948 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,040 right, totally get what you meant to do there. 949 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,520 It's it's weird. And I think as a stand up, you 950 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,680 can't, you can't let it Godly. If you thought about that for at 951 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,400 the start of every gig, they just wouldn't get up and do 952 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,120 stand up. Yeah, or everything would be so 953 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,320 safe. That wouldn't be fine. 954 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,720 Yeah, and how often like have we done stand up and someone had, 955 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,280 you know, you hear from another comedian or it's happened to me 956 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,760 and you and everyone where you go, someone goes up the after 957 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,800 and go mate, you were talking about. 958 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,600 You were talking about people die in there and a relative of 959 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,560 mine died, you know, yesterday. Why did you say that? 960 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:44,960 You know, it's anything you do could be offensive to anyone, if 961 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,960 that makes sense. So. 962 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,680 Yeah, somebody like literally doesn't matter what you're 963 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:52,400 joking about. Like, I mean it, it literally 964 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,400 doesn't matter what you're joking about or even if you're 965 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,440 posting something being serious, somebody will always go. 966 00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,080 Now I have a contrarian thing to say about that. 967 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,480 You know, the, the, the challenges, you go, yeah. 968 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,040 But I'm also a person that especially when you're in 969 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:11,640 comedy, you're going like, you know, it works on the basis of a 970 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,040 comedian trying to be funny like that's. 971 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,720 I had a. Sometimes they will get wrong, 972 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,760 but it's like I'm listening to you saying that. 973 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,440 What I'm hearing is, is that you're saying give Andy Graham, 974 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:29,160 Richard Keys another chance. Bring back the banter to I mean, 975 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,640 that was the worst offence of all time. 976 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,280 It's only banter. So bad the. 977 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,680 Last point I'm going to make on that is it's AI. 978 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,800 Had a conversation online couple of days ago and it was the most 979 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:47,120 civil, the most like that is the way it should be done 980 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,400 conversation. I I put a video out, somebody 981 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:57,520 got in touch with me and and flagged a thing and I was like, 982 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,520 oh, here's the here's the reason here's the crack yeah, high 983 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,920 angle. And they said from theirs and 984 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,840 then we're both like well, nice one cheers. 985 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,800 And it was a private conversation, pleasant. 986 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,240 And yeah, it was approached like from both sides the right way. 987 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,880 Yeah, yeah. But a lot of time, a lot of time 988 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,240 I think it is people are trying to they want to see somebody 989 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:25,880 lose whatever it is they're working towards or they or even 990 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,520 if they're not want not the definitely over. 991 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,520 There's definitely a lot of overreaction. 992 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:34,640 You know, the stuff I say that offends me sometimes I go, this 993 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,640 is that's offensive. You know, it's offensive the 994 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,720 Irish people or it's offensive the fat people or whatever 995 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:44,280 happens to be like you go, yeah. And but you just go, well, 996 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,280 there's defensive things in the world. 997 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,560 It doesn't all need to be about being. 998 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,960 And that that's not the say like, I mean, obviously there 999 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,520 are circumstances when somebody does need to be told like what 1000 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,320 they're saying are doing. It's completely out of line. 1001 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,280 Like what? I mean, there's a lot of stuff 1002 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,080 that comedians are doing that that's completely, in my 1003 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,400 opinion, completely fine. But to get to get sled for it. 1004 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:09,680 Like you say, you could be doing something that is wrong or 1005 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,480 outline just maybe a terminology used. 1006 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,000 You have you have no idea that that's not like, oh shit, like 1007 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,200 it didn't know. And there is a way to approach 1008 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,440 it, and there's a way to to to discuss it. 1009 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:25,080 But to just blindly be like no. Yeah. 1010 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:26,720 Well, obviously it depends what it is. 1011 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,400 There is situations where you go, Oh yeah, that is the right 1012 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,000 thing, just to be like, the fuck are you doing? 1013 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,800 Have you seen this? Have you seen the videos going 1014 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,800 around on Twitter in the last like day or two of people 1015 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,240 getting like selfies of protests, but they're driving up 1016 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:45,440 to the protest, getting out, taking a selfie to be like, I 1017 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,920 was there and get back into their car, drive away. 1018 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,080 Yeah. Video on it like I just go like 1019 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,040 when I see that stuff I go that's that's offensive to me. 1020 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,560 Like, you know, I mean, like a time goes. 1021 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,200 The last Five Minutes podcast have been very serious. 1022 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,280 Yeah, but that's fine. That's I mean, whenever you have 1023 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,120 you're chatting over a cup of tea, you definitely like you. 1024 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,240 You can go, you can go at all angles. 1025 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:14,000 And I think people it's probably interesting to not everyone 1026 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,960 like, but some people to hear from two people that do stand up 1027 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,240 like your kind of opinion on on all that kind of thing. 1028 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:24,080 And all censorship thing and all that, but it's it the. 1029 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,160 I'm extremely liberal. Like, I mean, that's, you know, 1030 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:32,200 the type of comedy I love is is mean and brutal, but it's it's 1031 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,640 very like, it's well written and like, like somebody like Frankie 1032 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,320 Boyle, you know, I think he's brilliant. 1033 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:43,400 I think his jokes are so targeted and I think it targeted 1034 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,960 at the right, right kind of people. 1035 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:50,880 Sometimes he's maybe targeted somebody that didn't really 1036 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,280 deserve to be targeted in the same sort of harsh way. 1037 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,240 Like, you know how he's got it wrong a couple times, but it's 1038 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,800 always coming from trying to be funny. 1039 00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,000 It's like in any job, if you do something wrong in your job or 1040 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,080 make a mistake. Yeah. 1041 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,920 Someone can go up to you, like a boss or a colleague and go here 1042 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,200 like, you know, Yeah. And you go, why not? 1043 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,840 And then you go, all right, Yep, cheers. 1044 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,960 And then you get on with your job, you know what I mean? 1045 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,760 So Connor gets in touch and says in your guys opinion, what is 1046 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,680 the most memorable or funniest joke you've heard from any local 1047 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,320 comedian in recent memory? Great question. 1048 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,480 There's a couple that spring to mind. 1049 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:34,800 My favourite bit, I think. Well, one of my favourite bits 1050 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:40,600 is definitely Paddy McDonald talking about shitting himself 1051 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:46,880 when he was wearing overalls in the Irish shop that sells all 1052 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:47,960 the. Carols or something? 1053 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,080 Is that it? Oh, Carols. 1054 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:54,600 You know the time, something like that, That's a brilliant 1055 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,480 bit that's. Brilliant about that. 1056 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,760 It's not a bit, it's party. Just telling you what happened. 1057 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,360 Real story. And he has the braces and old 1058 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,440 remember, and he's made, he has. Well, that's amazing. 1059 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,640 He makes people smell these braces as part of another joke 1060 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,480 and then later reveals that he was wondering when he shot 1061 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,960 himself. And so yeah, that's an amazing 1062 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:18,720 bit. I think get us talking about the 1063 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:23,200 the sex shows in like Thailand or wherever it was is an amazing 1064 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,160 bit. When when he says Jumanjimov, I, 1065 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:33,200 I nearly fucking collapsed. Yeah, yeah, Paddy Mcgackie's bet 1066 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:40,360 on anything, any of the takings. The waste, the Patty's joke, 1067 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,400 Patty's joke without doing it to the service by telling it wrong 1068 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:49,400 is I hope he wouldn't mind me saying is that the like nothing 1069 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,160 good ever happens with the takings. 1070 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,320 It's always someone has been shot with and taken. 1071 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,480 And he says the same about waste ground. 1072 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,400 He's like nothing good ever happens on waste ground, he 1073 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,240 said. In fact, a lot of the time you 1074 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:04,520 hear that someone's been found shot with the taken some waste. 1075 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,840 Ground, yeah, that is, that is lethal like. 1076 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 It's a brilliant joke because it keeps building layers. 1077 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:15,280 I think, I think my favourite bit of yours as well was, Is 1078 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:21,280 this the Oh yeah and all that? Like it's just lethal. 1079 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,600 Yeah, again, one of those bits probably that just happened and 1080 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,080 that's why it's funny because you're just recounting this 1081 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,040 thing. That kind of is a thing. 1082 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:34,000 I remember. I bet that particularly sticks 1083 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:38,360 out from me is a joke that you did. 1084 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:44,200 I think the first time Assault was maybe Pugs and it It. 1085 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,120 I'm not going to say the joke because it's not going to sound 1086 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,080 right. Said in this context, it's not. 1087 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,840 It's not going to do the joke any favours. 1088 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:56,400 But you were basically given off about Stephen Nolan's weight 1089 00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:02,560 loss. Yeah, yeah, I definitely said. 1090 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:08,880 I definitely said it's heavy. Obviously, they said I can't 1091 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:13,360 wait until I. Now, the reason that that joke's 1092 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:18,080 so funny is because your joke is at your expense. 1093 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,040 Yeah, yeah, because I'm saying like I I can't be the fastest 1094 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,880 person in Belfast. Yeah, yeah. 1095 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,160 I mean, just the first, I remember the first time I heard 1096 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,960 that, it was like a bit in between bits and it just sounded 1097 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,120 like you were saying it out loud in your own head. 1098 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:36,240 I I had a good laugh at that. William, Sorry, William Thompson 1099 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:39,720 has a good joke. The I'm sure he has more than 1100 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:47,760 one like about about he's having sex with some girl and she just 1101 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:52,080 she gets off him, wasn't she says ask me now. 1102 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,360 And clock clocks like a like a builder clocking out. 1103 00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,200 Yes. That's so weird. 1104 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,720 That's so good. Yeah. 1105 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,240 I mean, there's, there's so many. 1106 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:02,440 Like if you, if you really thought about it, you could 1107 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,880 write down 10 bits from 10 comedians. 1108 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:10,360 Yeah, That, that, that. He was doing that about about 1109 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,040 the case, you know? Yeah, amazing. 1110 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,840 But like. You know, it was always, you 1111 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,200 know, it was always good about that bit. 1112 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,400 If I was on after him, I had a bit based on that. 1113 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,160 You hear me do? No, I had a bit based on his 1114 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,160 bit. I don't think so, No, no. 1115 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:29,520 It just, I would beg him sometimes to do it just as he 1116 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,880 was going to bring me on because I had like a little lead on for 1117 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,200 it to call back to him. But yeah, very, very enjoyable, 1118 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,600 Owen says. What about Keith Cruises Summer 1119 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,880 soccer School Part 2? I think we were going to start 1120 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,960 doing a load of those again but just obviously with lockdown we 1121 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:48,640 we're going to plan to do the Irish League clubs. 1122 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:50,800 Yeah, we're doing some training ones and stuff. 1123 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,720 And then we actually probably would have already done that by 1124 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,600 now. Yeah. 1125 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,840 But yeah, we can. We can definitely do do those 1126 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,720 again. That was something that we 1127 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,560 whenever BBC got a lot of Irish League coverage, I think we 1128 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,800 pitched this kind of thing and then for half time to go out, 1129 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,400 but for whatever reason, you know, they didn't want to go for 1130 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:14,880 it. So I think our attitude was 1131 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:18,160 like, but let's still make it so we can just do that like on our 1132 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,480 own terms. And I say whenever teams are 1133 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:24,760 back because you you could do that social because it's a train 1134 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,520 and drill thing. Yeah, like we could do that 1135 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,080 social distance maybe in a month or two. 1136 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,400 Yeah, yeah, that'd be fun have. You you just talking about BBC 1137 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,240 and I just reminded me of and I'm not commercial and something 1138 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,160 very obvious. Have you seen pretty single? 1139 00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,840 No did you want? Did you watch Beauty Queen and 1140 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,280 single? Yeah, I actually, I actually 1141 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:52,040 thought it was a good show. Yeah, I, I, I binged them all of 1142 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:56,800 it and then the the other night, pretty single mate 6 episode. 1143 00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:02,040 Yeah, I made it hilarious. It's just a good show like it's 1144 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,680 just funny. It's just like you like because. 1145 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,120 You can't be too good. You can't be too good a good 1146 00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:13,440 format and like I'm into like 90 day fiance. 1147 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,440 It's my big thing at the minute. Love it. 1148 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,960 What's it called? 90 day Fiance You've mentioned 1149 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,240 that I have most of it as a good. 1150 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,480 Very, very good. So yeah, I'll. 1151 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,560 Shows it's basically like it's it's it's really your 1152 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,280 girlfriend's show but you end up watching it and becoming 1153 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,720 involved one idea that. It was the other way around. 1154 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,160 It was the husband show and then the wife kind of came into it, 1155 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,880 which is weird and that shouldn't be the way around, 1156 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,920 but. I've done that with first dates. 1157 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,080 I've done that on 1st dates. I love, I love, I love a bit of 1158 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,080 Fred. Like, no, it's not would you 1159 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,720 know the thing I don't like about it and it's get it's 1160 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:52,800 definitely getting worse as it goes on is like the what I 1161 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,640 consider to be like the exploitation of people with a 1162 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,520 tragic background. I'm going, you would never go on 1163 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:02,400 a first date and go, you know, my brother, he's dead. 1164 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,400 Like I'm like. Coldplay fix you in the 1165 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:10,320 background, like the reason, like I had a bit of that 190 Day 1166 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,080 Fiance, there's a guy called Paul on it and shit does not go 1167 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,080 right for Paul. And he's like, in a way a guy 1168 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,480 that you just want to take care of. 1169 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,640 And I was watching him have a full disaster, like he's fucking 1170 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,000 everything falling apart for him. 1171 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,400 And I was laughing at the start of some of the bits. 1172 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,160 And then I was going, this is horrific that this is being 1173 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,200 filmed, that we're watching this and they film this. 1174 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:32,280 But then part of me is like, but it happened, it's it's a red, 1175 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,440 it's not happening live. There's nothing I can do about 1176 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,200 it. So can I just enjoy it as an 1177 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,360 entertainment problem? And then I checked out Paul's 1178 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,800 Instagram. A man is killing it. 1179 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,280 He's cleaning up. So I'm not able to enjoy Paul's 1180 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,520 bad moments, Dino says. Which Irish League side could 1181 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,520 you see Bunter playing for? I mean, that's a very Keith Cruz 1182 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,560 and Bunter fan question, but a but a good one at that. 1183 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:52,760 So who? Who do you reckon? 1184 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:58,200 I've, I've always found himself as a Crusaders sort of guy, a 1185 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,240 replacement for Stephen Baxter, like, you know, up front. 1186 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:05,960 Manage Oh, oh, you want to play upfront yeah I mean Seaviews a 1187 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,160 good ground as well like you'll everyone obviously remember my 1188 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,880 goal there in the charity game against former Premier League 1189 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,520 and Northern Ireland international keeper Alan Blaney 1190 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,760 that. Really. 1191 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,560 That went into the top corner. It was just that one where Jim, 1192 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:23,320 my mate Jim Magilton, former Premier League player, Northern 1193 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,920 Ireland international captain for some games. 1194 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,360 I think Jimmy's played for Liverpool, Southampton, 1195 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,440 Sheffield Wednesday and Jim, I think Keith Gillespie, my mate 1196 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,280 Keith Gillespie, X Man United, Northern Ireland national 1197 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:40,400 Newcastle, Keith played the ball to Jim, Jim Chip on Blackburn, 1198 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,000 Keith Chip one over the top for me. 1199 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,680 Think me if I can remember this, let me see if I can get this 1200 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,800 right. I think it took a deaf touch 1201 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,240 with my right and killed the ball and then I looked. 1202 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:54,400 I think Alan Blaney was, was but seven centimetres off his line 1203 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:58,480 and obviously he's no, I think if I've got this right, he, yes, 1204 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:02,320 he's played for Southampton who were in the Premier League and 1205 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:06,480 he was an international and I think what it did was lobbed 1206 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,880 them, I think maybe on the half volley with my left foot. 1207 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,120 So. And I then went into the top 1208 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,600 corner, which is weird, and I think all the fans went mAh. 1209 01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,800 But yeah, Crusaders would be a good move for you, I think. 1210 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:22,680 I think I think that'd be good. Oren says if your child, I think 1211 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,800 this may be directed to me. If your child could grow up to 1212 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,400 be a famous Northern Ireland celebrity. 1213 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,480 I mean, it's my only hope for the child. 1214 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,400 What would you want? What? 1215 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,080 What would you want it to be for Celebrity Big Brother like 1216 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,400 Callum Best or comedy like me, Macfetridge. 1217 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,960 I mean, yes, you think comedy, you think me Macfetridge you 1218 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,320 think reality TV, you think Callum best. 1219 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:45,240 I am. No, I would, I would like, if my 1220 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:50,640 child was going to be celebrity, I would like, I would like it to 1221 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,880 be for like like a business person celebrity. 1222 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,040 You know what I mean? Like like one of the Dragons and 1223 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,240 Dragons den, because then they're OK. 1224 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,800 They fit into the celebrity criteria but they also have a 1225 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:05,720 bit of a bit of cash to look a bit of meant to look after me. 1226 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:11,280 I'm I'm. We're not I I would, you know, 1227 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:15,000 you know, I would want them. I also would want them to have 1228 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,200 like a strong education and stuff and possibly actually have 1229 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,760 another career before finding their celebrity. 1230 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:24,880 And I would want them to then do like a, you know, like that show 1231 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,320 on UTV, Lester Spotted Ulster. Yeah. 1232 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,680 I want them to present that like a show like where, you know, the 1233 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:34,320 go. This castle isn't 400 years old. 1234 01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:41,040 It's not even 500 years old, it's 714 years old. 1235 01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,200 So what do you call that guy? I always ask. 1236 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,360 Oh. Dude legend Pedro take a walk in 1237 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,360 the wild side. That would be handy as well 1238 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:52,600 because anytime you go on like a day trip anywhere on the island, 1239 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,760 your kid would be like here little fact. 1240 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,400 I mean it would get so fucking annoying after after a mile but 1241 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,480 it'd be like. Little fact. 1242 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,480 Yeah. Designed by Roger, of course. 1243 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,240 You know. I don't know if that's true or 1244 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:09,960 not, but sounds legit. And Luther Valentine, one of the 1245 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:14,880 premier wrestlers in the local game, says Karen. 1246 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:18,360 Do you remember Mccracken's hip hop night on a Friday with the 1247 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,520 more mainstream Chunk Chucky tunes provided by a young 1248 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,080 Bartlett out on the peste and smoking area? 1249 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,960 Any cracking memories of seeing a good scrap or finger blast on 1250 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,360 site? Right? 1251 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,720 Great, great question. It was actually on a Saturday, 1252 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,960 the night I played on. So the had the had like a the 1253 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,400 had like a hip Hoppish night on a Friday. 1254 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:48,080 Was that Irish hip hop? And then it was, it was really 1255 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:54,440 like hardcore hip hop on Saturday R&B and I was indoors 1256 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,680 and then we played at the back. I don't know, I wasn't playing 1257 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,040 chop tunes like I don't really do. 1258 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,000 I don't really do Chuck, but anyway. 1259 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:09,080 Cancel. Cancel Karen Bartlett, IRA 1260 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:13,520 Volunteer So yeah, it was. I do have a lot of good memories 1261 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,120 of doing that. I have good memories. 1262 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:20,120 It's when it first started. It was just me and I went down. 1263 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,680 I brought my mate Johnny, who's a way better guitarist than I 1264 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:27,400 am, and I brought him with me on the first night literally 1265 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:32,680 because I was going like I was 18 and I felt like I was going 1266 01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,280 into like an adult nightclub for the first time in my life. 1267 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,200 Do you know what I mean? I've been like drinking in a 1268 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,960 local bar, being to the bottom, whatever. 1269 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:43,160 But this was like I'm going into the lions den into the smoke and 1270 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,520 it wasn't even into the smoking area. 1271 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,880 It was just at the back of the club. 1272 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:50,560 People used to back of it when it was still called nails and it 1273 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:54,360 was it was kind of grubby and like people used to write the 1274 01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:58,120 back literally to just get a bit of her and because you could 1275 01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:01,640 still smoke indoors or whatever. And I sat down on like this 1276 01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:03,040 metal seat the hard for me I'd say. 1277 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:07,760 And it was like raining and all and like I just had to play like 1278 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:10,640 for two hours. But I only at that time I only 1279 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:14,440 probably knew about 8 or 9 songs that I could that were like, 1280 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:18,120 here's some like bouncing beats. So the play everything like 3 1281 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:21,360 times. And this was like the first few 1282 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:25,760 gigs were like that. And then I said the guy Mickey, 1283 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,160 like Maggie, Maggie Magic, the DJ, that was wrong. 1284 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,720 The night I said to him could could I get Johnny to play as 1285 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,960 well? And he was like, yeah, so I had 1286 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,280 two guitars and then we're sitting there. 1287 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:39,000 And then then they started the smoking ban was like introduced 1288 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,160 but hadn't come in yet. And they referred all at the 1289 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,640 back because they knew it was going to be this whole new 1290 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,800 thing. And then what happened over time 1291 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:50,200 was you had like 2 crowds. There was a crowd coming to be 1292 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,080 indoors and a crowd coming to see us class. 1293 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,240 I have loads of good memories of like there was a few scraps, but 1294 01:05:56,240 --> 01:06:00,520 it never really it never really went nuts in there for a fight. 1295 01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,840 There was other bars are played in it were way worse for fights 1296 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,560 like in there was usually fairly peaceful. 1297 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,400 I do remember when the smoking ban was in that a made of mine 1298 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,200 who was absolutely steaming standing talking to one of the 1299 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,360 doorman indoors and just started smoking and the guy was like, 1300 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,360 get the fuck out, what are you doing And then I also the same 1301 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:24,080 guy, the same mate told some woman that we used to call 1302 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,640 skate. We like among my group of 1303 01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,080 friends because we're really dead on. 1304 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:32,080 She was known as Skinny Mcgold Eyes and one of my mates told 1305 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,080 her he loved her, he pulled her and all. 1306 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,920 Yeah, great times. Would you? 1307 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:42,040 Would you absolutely love to do? A gig, mate. 1308 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,000 You know what it was? It was brilliant. 1309 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,920 I maybe didn't appreciate it as much as just as much as I should 1310 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:52,640 have at the time because it was every Saturday it was get. 1311 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:56,240 I was getting more money to do that when I was to work like 3 1312 01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,440 ships a week in Pesco, so I was able to give that up. 1313 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,560 Yeah. And like Mickey was always dead 1314 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,920 on about like letting us get people in for free and all. 1315 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:07,920 And so it was good coin and good times like. 1316 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,480 And then me and Johnny were like such musical snobs though like 1317 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,240 that. You know, we would play like the 1318 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,640 songs that people wanted, like, you know, Kings Of Leon and all 1319 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,360 that kind of stuff. Stereophonics. 1320 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,960 And then every now and again we cheeky sting number would come 1321 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:26,600 out. Give me fragile people like 1322 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,400 people, literally. Grow nuts. 1323 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,800 Like at the Back, The Rise and Fall, Sting, Craig David, The 1324 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,880 Duet Nobody Wanted. Made the yeah, no, nobody knew 1325 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,680 they needed it like one unbelievable. 1326 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:42,920 Like, I don't know. Well, I I don't know Luther 1327 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,760 particularly. Would I recognise him from going 1328 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,000 there? Did he go a lot like or? 1329 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,560 I. Don't know. 1330 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,080 Don't know why I'm asking. You was real names Idris Elba, 1331 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,400 but I don't know if he's pretty recognisable. 1332 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:58,160 He's a wrestler If he wrestles for what the like Ulster 1333 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:01,320 wrestling thing and that's not to call but but I'm not too 1334 01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,560 sure. But I've got to wrap up podcasts 1335 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:08,960 because I need to pee so bad and feels like a nice point to end 1336 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,520 on because when smoking area gigs and stuff. 1337 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,320 We're going to be back folks soon. 1338 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:16,000 Don't worry about it. See, just before we do go on, I 1339 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,279 know you love when I do this and try to jam another story. 1340 01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:22,760 Do you remember? Do you remember when I you, you 1341 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:26,279 actually basically got me my gig in Filthy Mcnasties. 1342 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:29,920 Essentially there was, there was a night you had me and Mickey 1343 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:32,080 come on your radio show that was for Blast. 1344 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:35,840 Yes, we went and did that. And then we, we were like, well, 1345 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,920 we'll go for a drink and Filthies and you didn't come 1346 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:41,479 with us originally that night. I mean Mickey went to Filthies 1347 01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,640 and there was an open mic night on and Mickey said Mickey said 1348 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:48,359 if I did a tune he would do 5 minutes and I ended up doing 1349 01:08:48,359 --> 01:08:50,840 about 5 tunes and Mickey didn't didn't do it. 1350 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,640 And so Mickey. And they were like, here, do 1351 01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:57,359 Giggler, do you play music? And I was like, I and they were 1352 01:08:57,359 --> 01:09:00,200 like here do you want to do Tuesdays or whatever? 1353 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,600 I was in there for like. I ended up getting in there like 1354 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,840 3 * a week for about 6 years. OK, I'll send you my account 1355 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:09,240 number and sort code you just said I got you. 1356 01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:11,600 Unbelievable. Yeah. 1357 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:12,760 I just want to. Get back out. 1358 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:18,000 Anyway, before you go, let me just plug the Patreon one more 1359 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,600 time. patreon.com/T with me podcast for bonus episodes. 1360 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:24,920 I've done one with you, got an episode with Todd, Barry and 1361 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,880 there and some others as well on there. 1362 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:31,439 And also on the 14th of June, Sunday night, we're doing a live 1363 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,640 Tea with Me podcast for Patreons. 1364 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:37,800 Oh shit. patreon.com/team podcast here. 1365 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,479 People want to see you on social media. 1366 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,080 Find out more about what makes Kieran Bartlett tech. 1367 01:09:42,359 --> 01:09:47,279 Your username is 20/19/84 on Twitter. 1986 I'm not that old. 1368 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:53,680 1986 but also follow 201984. Yeah, I figured a dark version 1369 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,480 of me. All right, man, well, I got to 1370 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:58,040 go because I need to really pay and then get back to this IKEA 1371 01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,720 stuff. But appreciate you coming on and 1372 01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,520 look forward to seeing your actual face soon. 1373 01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:04,040 Yeah, it's good to see you mate. Take it easy, love you. 1374 01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:04,400 Bye.