1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime big deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,920 massager squeal. Stay big on prime big deal days, 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:26,440 October 8th and 9th. Separate welcome to this episode 5 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,080 of the TV's Meat Podcast with me, she and Todd. 6 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,159 It's a guest episode. Before we get into it, let me 7 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:34,760 plug two things. Number one, this podcast is 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,400 sponsored by support local ni.com. 9 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,280 You know, coming up to Christmas, everybody's just 10 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:45,920 buying gifts on Amazon. You know, maybe you're venturing 11 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,120 out and going to the Spar to buy people stuff, you know, your 12 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,480 local convenience store. What you want to do is go to 13 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:55,320 supportlocalni.com. It's essentially an Amazon for 14 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,400 local businesses. We've got to support local 15 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,400 businesses at this time. That's a great idea. 16 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,400 It's a great concept. It's essentially a website that 17 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,120 shows you all these local businesses. 18 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:08,120 It gives you ideas for gifts. Like I'm on it right now. 19 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,880 I'm seeing, you know, stationary. 20 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:16,120 I'm seeing framed prints, I'm seeing fudge, you know, and 21 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:20,080 fudge is great because it's very fun to say and it's nice to eat. 22 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:27,280 I'm seeing makeup studios, I'm seeing art, NI coffee company 23 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,440 designs, dance school. I mean, what I'm saying is 24 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,840 they've got it all. So head over there, support 25 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,760 local ni.com, great for Christmas gifts. 26 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,760 Have a look, see what's happening. 27 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,040 We'll link to it in the description of this episode. 28 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,440 I've also got a public Patreon, which is patreon.com/tea With Me 29 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,360 podcast get a bonus episode every week. 30 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,880 Me and producer Don, there's my stand up special from last year 31 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,880 at the waterfront on there and a lot more stuff coming up to 32 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,480 Christmas. We're going to have some more 33 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,680 episodes. We do 2A week at the minute, but 34 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,040 we'll maybe add some more coming up to Christmas and not in 35 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:05,160 between New year period where everybody just, you know, lies 36 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:10,240 on their side and face fat. So we at the minute, we've 37 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,640 banked quite a few episodes and and I've got to say they've been 38 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,800 a hell of a lot of fun. The Patty McDonald episode went 39 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,560 out last week. It was great. 40 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,200 This episode is no different. I'm getting a comedian friend 41 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,440 in, my friend is Connor Keys. Connor does the Deck chair and 42 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,080 Yums podcast with Mickey Bartlett, which is absolutely 43 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,840 amazing. Definitely check that out. 44 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,320 And Connor and I have been gigging together for well, you 45 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,480 know what? We've already actually recorded 46 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,760 the episode and Connor is just, he's off camera here, but 10 47 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,520 years from each other. 10 years. He's just, he's over there. 48 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,160 But I'm acting like this is done before he arrives. 49 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,680 But actually we've already done the episode. 50 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,960 Spoiler alert. It was a hell a lot of fun and 51 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,720 we got into a lot of stuff, you know, so I'm expecting the 52 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,280 comments section to be pretty busy after this one. 53 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,040 So, yeah, we've been getting together for for about 10 years. 54 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,080 You know, Connor's a great guy. He's there. 55 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,200 You know, I mean, out of the corner, my I can see his 56 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,160 trainers. But yeah, we talk about daily 57 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,920 Comedy Club, we talk about old experiences of gagging and the 58 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,320 Deck. John Young podcast, if you 59 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,000 haven't listened, and I implore you to do it. 60 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,040 They talk a lot about conspiracy theories. 61 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,280 So we get into a lot of that. And it's difficult for me to get 62 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,800 into that kind of thing for two reasons. 63 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,560 Number one, I'm not that intelligent. 64 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:29,000 I'm #2 I'm in the Illuminati, so it's hard for me to really let 65 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,280 go on this kind of thing. But yeah, we have a hell of a 66 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,120 lot of fun. You'll enjoy this episode. 67 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,920 It's with Connor Keys. Let's enjoy this episode of the 68 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:42,600 team's new podcast. You like my plant? 69 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,680 I love your plant. Actually, I don't know if that 70 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,440 was a plant as a plant. What do you mean? 71 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,240 Did you plant it there on Vadnais? 72 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:53,320 There's not a vadnais as pure decoration for the visual 73 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,400 element. I thought you were trying to 74 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:59,000 tease me with or something. Of the podcast, what do you 75 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,040 mean? Just, you know, because I like, 76 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,480 love. Plants you love gardening never 77 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,080 met a mom more into his agriculture. 78 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:13,200 Hydroponics only, but. Once once I was calling at my 79 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,520 cousin's flat. This is when I was about 10 or 80 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,839 11 in the estate of the road. Wrapped the door. 81 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,920 Didn't know what number it was but as I think it's this one but 82 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,600 it was on the wrong flight in the block flats. 83 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,280 Wrapped the door. All heard was one second, one 84 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,360 second. I was like, not like him. 85 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,480 One second, one second guy came to the door and there was just 86 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,760 like an ultraviolet green light coming from the side of him. 87 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,440 And he luckily shipped himself and about 10 years later, one 88 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,720 day I was like. That guy was growing just 89 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,360 walking in the street. Yeah, no, God forgive you. 90 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,840 That's terrible thing. That's funny when people get so 91 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,920 funny when like when people get busted and like, you know, when 92 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,360 in America and all, you know, it's like all the fine, like a 93 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,520 drug saw worth $200 million here. 94 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,480 It's always some guy in the country. 95 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:05,120 Drugs were £68. Three plants, 17 roads shut 96 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,600 down. You see the video, there's a guy 97 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,600 recently I was in England I think, and was a news reporter 98 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,920 outside of what seemed to be had been a drug bust earlier in the 99 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,800 day. And there's one guy just caught 100 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,040 the background common with a plant. 101 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,520 It must have been his, his ration and he had to get it out 102 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,080 and just caught on camera. Yeah. 103 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,960 So no, your plant is hopefully it's going to get bigger. 104 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it works well in audio 105 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:34,120 podcast as supposed to. We've got the visual element of 106 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,280 a 2. Not a lot of people watching 107 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:38,560 video. More people watch, more people 108 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,200 watch the audio. And I haven't seen you since 109 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,400 February. Yeah. 110 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,920 January. It's been, it's been a long 111 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,920 lockdown, those two weeks of last a long time. 112 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,400 Yeah, I mean, listen, we're going to get into a lot of. 113 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,680 Things. It's the longest two weeks of my 114 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:54,680 life. It feels like another. 115 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:00,640 Way so I'll mention in the intro, but you do a podcast from 116 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,960 Mickey Bartlett and called Deck chair and yums. 117 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,640 In my opinion, one of the one of the best about one of the few 118 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:10,280 podcasts that of friends that I would listen to because there's 119 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,200 something weird about listen like not weird, but you know, 120 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,560 you try to chat to your friends. You don't need to listen to 121 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:19,240 their podcast, but that's one that I that I will regularly 122 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,080 listen to. And so a lot of it, what you 123 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,480 deal with is conspiracies and too much other stuff. 124 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,960 But there's a. Yeah, there's a 2 underlying 125 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,160 theme runs through the. Board. 126 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:35,560 There's a vein of theories. And I text them, I text Mickey a 127 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,840 couple of weeks ago and said, say this vaccine. 128 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,480 No, I'm not that I'm on the wind up, but I want to. 129 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,480 I know he'll give me a good bit of chat about this. 130 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,400 I said, would you take the but I just sent them one sentence. 131 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:51,960 I said, would you take the vaccine and make it reflect A 132 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,120 vaccine for something that doesn't exist? 133 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:59,280 Question mark. Bartlett's been warned about 134 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,480 that. Yeah. 135 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,440 So fun. And that's the weird thing. 136 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,240 If something gives you a new symptom, well he's like what I'm 137 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,640 worried about catching some of my new symptoms doesn't exist. 138 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,000 He did. There's something what I say 139 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,160 99.94 recovery rates. So why would you take? 140 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:15,680 But the weird thing is people think that I'm the one on when 141 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,520 it comes to the vaccine thing and I have no way she was at 142 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,520 all. I'll, I'll take it now. 143 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,320 You take it. Oh. 144 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,000 Yeah, not a problem. Yeah, I don't know what she was. 145 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,440 At all. I didn't think we'd get into 146 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:26,520 this this early, but even I'm because I'm AI don't know 147 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,640 whether I't genuinely in the at risk category, but with Crohn's 148 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:33,760 and a compromised immune system, I think I maybe I should check 149 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,320 out 100%. I should check that out but but 150 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,040 I never get the flu vaccine. I've never had the flu vaccine, 151 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,960 no. But my I've had the what he 152 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,800 called the booster when you were in secondary school. 153 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,200 BCG. Yeah, I've had that. 154 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,440 You know, we had my kids are immunised, so I don't, I don't 155 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,880 have an issue. What about the BCG you got in 156 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,320 primary school where someone in another class you'd already got 157 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,680 it because they give you a class by class and come in to do a 158 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,040 message to your classroom and go? 159 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,720 Why? And there was No Fear. 160 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,320 Begger we called the booster. Booster No No. 161 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,440 No, yeah, No Fear than the poster or worse was the guys who 162 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,640 were a year older than you had it last year punching your not 163 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,240 armed the whole day, just constantly punching your. 164 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,720 They're getting on like Vietnam. Just, you know, don't pay. 165 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,480 Yeah, I mean, I've never got the flu vaccine just because I'm 166 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,440 like, I'd never get the flu. So I don't think and actually 167 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,400 once I've had the flu and it was in November. 168 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,120 Oh, just there. Yeah, I've never, ever had. 169 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,000 Actually one of the one was over because there was no coronavirus 170 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,799 talked about that stage. When it was over, I said to my 171 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:42,120 wife I'll never say again. I had a dose of flu last week 172 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,040 which I've said all my life. Right, right, right. 173 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,680 What I had previously was a cold. 174 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had an actual flu in November 175 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,200 and it fucking floored me for just over 3 days. 176 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,080 Couldn't actually. I had to cancel gigs of I 177 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,080 couldn't could not move. But they say don't. 178 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,680 Are people saying like, oh, well, flu doesn't exist anymore? 179 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:03,760 But what does that mean? Does that mean that anyone who 180 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,720 gets anyone who thinks they have COVID and it's really the flu, 181 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,960 they're just saying COVID? I think that's what they're 182 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:13,400 trying to say. I I didn't see the memo that 183 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,520 told us we had cured flu. Right. 184 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,560 But a 95% drop in a year is, is technically cured by anybody's 185 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,320 book. So I thought there should be at 186 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,880 least St parties, but then you can't because lockdown. 187 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,720 So yeah, yeah, we could have a virtual party for the flu being 188 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,360 killed. I mean, I think whoever start, 189 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,040 you know, people are like obviously blaming the Chinese, 190 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,240 which is pretty sly for COVID, but I mean, whoever owns him 191 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,040 needs to be investigated because they've made a few Pines. 192 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,440 Follow the money. That is one of the biggest 193 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,360 things I suppose and all this. The crazy thing is that the 194 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,360 massive transfer of wealth. So they said there was a pork, 195 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:50,920 you might said 243 billion has went to the likes of Google, 196 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,160 Apple, Amazon things again and 200 billion has been lost by 197 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:59,480 small businesses and stuff. So that's a massive change and 198 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,280 money across the world, which is not a good thing. 199 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,600 Oh yeah, because it well, Amazon, it is definitely 200 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,480 reemphasize to me without thinking that like you buy 201 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,320 things on Amazon, Yeah, you don't go to the your natural 202 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,040 thing would be I need something, I have to go to the shops. 203 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,920 Yeah, and that's, and what has happened is it's kind of the 204 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,600 same thing as Google becoming a verb. 205 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,800 To what do you mean Google something? 206 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,920 Yeah, to Google something online. 207 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,920 Yeah, I'll Google it. I feel. 208 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,520 Bad, which is terrible because it's a corporation. 209 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,680 You wouldn't say I'm going to go on Amazon it, you know what I 210 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,640 mean? Yeah, You don't go say to your 211 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,080 mates we're going to, we're going to go out tonight. 212 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,720 We're going to get fucking Wetherspooned. 213 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,640 So it's a weird one that I. Don't I feel bad for the likes 214 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,600 of Lycos? Yeah. 215 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,080 You know, no one's on it. Yeah, no one. 216 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,720 No one's AOL on it. Go by asking Jeeves everything. 217 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:53,920 Oh fuck Jeeves, definitely. He's in the basement, 218 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:57,440 quarantined. I mean, whenever I was in 219 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,640 secretary school, Jesus, very old. 220 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,520 Yes, Yeah, because Jeeves launched asked Jeeves when he 221 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,560 was an, you know, an old guy. So now it got. 222 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,520 I think you got a shield in there a few a few years back and 223 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,000 he just doesn't. Like how long does it? 224 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,960 Take during the swine flu like it was back. 225 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,320 That long does it take change to find the answer to what you 226 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,800 need. DuckDuckGo is the way to go 227 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,920 forward now for your search. What's DuckDuckGo? 228 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:25,040 It's so it's a search engine that doesn't track your your 229 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:29,280 searches or doesn't look at and it doesn't know like Google or 230 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,920 prioritise things to regarding the money. 231 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:35,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll give you a more 232 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,160 realistic. What about Bing Bing Bing? 233 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:40,680 Try Doctor. Bing, they keep sneaking in with 234 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,320 their toolbars every so often, you'll see it. 235 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,480 Yeah, where the fuck did bank Might get that? 236 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,520 Even tries the whole time on the phone. 237 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,360 Banks like get out, things like that. 238 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,960 On that destined uncle which was up at a family party, you're 239 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,000 like, for fuck's sake. You were cool in the 90s Fuck 240 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,800 off. You were. 241 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,520 Couldn't used to buy me toys. No, you're not. 242 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:03,120 I mean, yeah, the whole, well, the money thing, you know, 243 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,560 people like follow the money and looking at all that kind of 244 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,160 thing. Like I, and we've probably 245 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,480 talked about this a little bit before a good while ago. 246 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:16,560 I'm very ignorant in a way where I if I know something like 247 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,480 that's going on, I just don't look at it. 248 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,840 If I'm. So when I get, hopefully when I 249 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,640 get the vaccine, I won't look at them putting it in because I 250 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,120 know it's, I know I don't want to say that. 251 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,240 OK, so is it a fear or is it just you don't want to say just 252 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,560 I just. Don't want to say it because 253 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,840 like, I don't mind getting an injection to get them all the 254 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,240 time for the Chrome thing. So but I still prefer not to 255 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,240 look at it, OK, Otherwise it would make me more 256 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,280 uncomfortable. And I'm the same with like, you 257 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,320 know, when you when you read about, you know, the rich 258 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,640 getting richer, all that kind of thing. 259 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,560 I just don't, I just don't. I don't want. 260 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,760 I mean, that's why I don't watch news. 261 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,560 Right. It's just stay away from all 262 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,040 that. Yeah, just don't look at it. 263 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,680 Say brag the thing. What about masturbation? 264 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,120 What do you mean just don't look at it? 265 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,400 No, just don't. Just don't look at it. 266 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,560 Just don't look at it. Just keep cool. 267 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:08,920 Don't look at the needle, but I don't know, it's just I, I've, 268 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,680 you know, you know, on the probably where I hear most of. 269 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,000 Yeah, but what about this is actually your podcast? 270 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,040 OK. I mean, I don't know if that's a 271 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,520 scary thought for you, that that's where people are coming 272 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,360 to get like an alternative take on things, but. 273 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,640 Yeah, because we the sort of thing that we take on it is 274 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,440 we're trying to what the fuck is going on? 275 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,600 And you were doing that way before it was cool. 276 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:36,920 Like you use actually you like I'd never met like can as 277 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,520 conspiracy theorist, a negative term. 278 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,320 You call yourself conspiracy theorist. 279 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,280 You say you're just so many questions, things. 280 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,880 Yeah, I wouldn't. I would all. 281 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,880 I think I've always done, not even from school, but I've 282 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,120 always questioned authority. So then when somebody tells you 283 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,760 something, I'm like, well, I'd like to know myself. 284 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,440 Yeah, Fuck, there's so much shit out there. 285 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,480 So much, but you so much, much information, so much 286 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,000 unintentional, unintentional. You've got every angle coming 287 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 out, so it's very hard to to even try and understand what is 288 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,160 real, what's not that's. Do you see the appeal of my 289 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,800 attitude of like, I just don't look at anything, or do you 290 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,960 think that's irresponsible? I'd be envious of people like 291 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,920 that. My wife's the guy. 292 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,840 No, but. My wife my my wife genuinely 293 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,520 doesn't. If I was to ask my wife, are you 294 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,040 a nationalist or unionist, she couldn't tell you. 295 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,400 I don't know. She doesn't know which. 296 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,240 One the true definition of what they both. 297 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,960 Are, but you would know which side as which. 298 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,200 Oh yeah, yeah. She had no clue. 299 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,280 Yeah. So I, I sometimes go I'd love to 300 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,560 be the guy. I'd love to just not think of 301 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,800 those things or not have those things in my in my sight at all. 302 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,520 But. Yeah. 303 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,720 But then I think of that like then I think of other things in 304 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,480 that way. And I, you know, yesterday, 305 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,640 January, yesterday it got to about 2:00 and I was like, I 306 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,160 don't know if I've had lunch. I couldn't work out if I had had 307 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,280 lunch or not. And it really started to upset 308 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,520 and worry me because I was like, if I, if I eat again, maybe I 309 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,400 only had, maybe I only had an hour ago. 310 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,640 So I'm going to overfill. And that's. 311 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,160 Quite worrying at your age to have. 312 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,040 Yeah, no, I have a low IQ, man. I have a very low IQ. 313 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,160 There's no IQ and then there's early onset dementia. 314 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,760 You can't remember if you had a lot other IQ. 315 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,280 Oh yeah. I wish I could forget a few 316 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,760 fucking launches. I want to talk loads about 317 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:28,280 standard, but while while we're on this and let me ask you 318 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,440 about, you know, the question things, what conspiracies, all 319 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,640 that kind of thing. It has become not like a 320 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,960 mainstream thing, but like it's something that so many more 321 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,600 people have been turned on to since COVID. 2 things I need to 322 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,240 ask you a pattern. I noticed you don't you don't do 323 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,200 this. But like a lot of people I see 324 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,520 on social media who are like getting into conspiracy stuff 325 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,840 and that kind of thing. They do two things or, and I 326 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,520 want to ask you, do you think they're, are they told to do? 327 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,360 Are they advised this is the best way to post things? 328 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:03,080 Because the two things are the laughing emojis, right? 329 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,600 And the popcorn emoji. And are they, is it just they're 330 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,600 saying that elsewhere or are they're like not like mentor, 331 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,560 but are there like advice sites for like listen, there's? 332 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,120 There's no real. I know what you're trying to 333 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,320 say. There's no real central 334 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,160 location, the key. It looks like they're all typed 335 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,880 by the same person, essentially. Yes, I thankfully I'm not on 336 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:28,240 social media since maybe March time and I know class social 337 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,320 media the same as our class normal media as in it's it's it 338 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,680 can be controlled. Your narrative can be spawned 339 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,000 here. Very, very cautious of echo 340 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,240 chambers where you're only hearing one side that suits your 341 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,400 narrative. So I constantly look at all 342 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,720 sides to try and see. And even if something isn't 343 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:52,360 popular, you want to call that as long as there's reason behind 344 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,480 it and logic. Because let's be honest, if you 345 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,880 look at what's happened this last section, 9 months, there's 346 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,480 no reason or logic behind any of it. 347 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,000 Most of it doesn't make sense, which makes you think, well, 348 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,359 something else must be going on. So that's what we try and do. 349 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,800 We're trying to constantly find out what the fuck is going on. 350 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,000 Queue is a thing that comes out and queue is. 351 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,280 I don't heard of a doubt from you. 352 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,960 So queue, it's a, it's a. Belfast Space radio station 353 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:22,160 Yeah. So ultimately, you'll hear a lot 354 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,760 of. You think they got loads of 355 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,520 people tuning in being like fuck these boys are really committed 356 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:32,040 to are you doing? Trying to fight out the hidden 357 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,120 code coded meanings in between songs. 358 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,880 It's a weird phenomenon because it's sort of. 359 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,560 All I can think of it now is the fucking competition time. 360 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,880 How many millions have been put yet to remember the figure? 361 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,320 How many millions has been trafficked? 362 00:17:55,320 --> 00:18:00,040 3 Ellen DeGeneres. Is Ellen DeGeneres one an uncle 363 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,200 tag? Find out after the break. 364 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,760 This is Ricky Martin. Yeah. 365 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,440 Well, that's, I mean, we think of Ellen and I know obviously, 366 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,880 because you look a lot like Ellen. 367 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:12,320 I'm thinking that just in case you get confused, but there does 368 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,480 be like it's a lot of that stuff. 369 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,080 A lot of Hollywood stuff was really weird, like the Tom Hanks 370 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,920 things and stuff. And and me and Mikey have always 371 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,840 said there's a fail of that, that that's been purposely 372 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:25,960 almost put out there to try and spoil something or to try and 373 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,800 ruin some matter what what it's trying to ruin. 374 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,160 But we wouldn't be of the opinion that that is true. 375 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,320 But Hanks and Ellen Generous. Do you think there's more like 376 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,840 sensational stuff that? See my my problem is I first 377 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:43,280 started looking into this years ago roundabout roundabout 2010 378 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:47,880 once we we had bought a house and then woke up 1 morning and 379 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,640 the house had lost 70 grand of value. 380 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,640 I'm like what the fuck just happened? 381 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,200 So I went to go for the first time in my life. 382 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,880 I should have figured it out before I went get a mortgage, 383 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,400 but I thought I'll go and figure out how money works or how does 384 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,000 it like something you're never taught at school? 385 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,520 Yeah. Like you're, you could do 386 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,760 economics, but you're not really doing nothing. 387 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,640 You get the university, you know, So you're not really 388 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,040 taught anything. You're in Pythagoras this thing. 389 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,640 Yeah, which is great, you know, because whenever you know you 390 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,280 need to get a mortgage, it was the first thing the mortgage 391 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,880 advisor asked me, Do you know Pythagoras theorem? 392 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,080 I was like, yeah. And he was like, sorry, we can 393 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:19,000 give you a mortgage. So I went to learn about money 394 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,760 and where it comes from and and how it operates globally. 395 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,920 And when I did, I was like, oh holy fuck this is. 396 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,320 But that's what I'm saying, if I imagine if I looked into that 397 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:32,320 and find horrifying answers, I'd just be sadder or like. 398 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,320 It is scary. And then and then after more 399 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,680 years, I was about 2010 onwards up to about 2015, I started 400 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,360 realise, you know, I don't know anything. 401 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,200 You know everything I've been taught, but I there's been 402 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,520 wrong. There's a lot of things I don't. 403 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,040 Know anything? There's a lot of things I don't 404 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,040 want to know. Like I, I think I accept like 405 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,680 corruption everywhere. Yeah, and every organisation I 406 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,400 think that's the key to all this is nobody nobody has any beliefs 407 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,560 that corruption can be stopped. It's just part and parcel of 408 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,680 what we do and it's just like the brown envelopes has become a 409 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,000 cliche. No to the point is joking. 410 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000 You know politicians will take a brave and and it's not done as. 411 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,200 As Blatant does that like nobody's walking up to a 412 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,640 politician going here. As we duffel bag there's park. 413 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,760 Bench, So it's all and that's the thing about Q's. 414 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,000 What Q did was. To explain Q for. 415 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,320 So Q is an anonymous posts that appeared. 416 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,560 Now there's a lot of theories out there. 417 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,960 If you go on to the the media, for instance, they'll they'll 418 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,600 call AQ Anon. There's not as English Q Anon. 419 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,520 So there's Q and then there's anonymous people who follow it, 420 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,280 which are anonymous in that sense, but so Q and almost put 421 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,600 on as a name given to them by the mainstream media where they 422 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,360 go and attack it and then they start firing out the weirdest 423 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,800 stuff up a queue. Now, they shouldn't say Qi 424 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,520 should say the Anon's. Q keeps it very simple and and 425 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,640 talks an awful lot about global corruption and the power 426 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,920 struggle and how the money works and where the money goes to. 427 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,760 And then the sort of the level of nepotism you'll get between 428 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,080 like a politician getting their son a job and that's how the 429 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,840 money's laundered. It's not like a brave and you 430 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,920 know, so they broke that all down for the last four years or 431 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,320 so. And the problem is when the 432 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,120 mainstream media reporting it, all they talk with is the crazy 433 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,440 stuff. Yeah, that's some of the 434 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,440 announce of. That's all. 435 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,200 That's all I see. Yeah, all you see is the crazy 436 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,280 mad stuff instead of looking at money. 437 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,000 Yeah, Yeah. Where does the money come from? 438 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,680 Who controls it? The Federal Reserve is probably 439 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,560 controls all our all our money. I was very stupid. 440 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,920 I just thought. In America. 441 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,040 Yeah, know what? The world. 442 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,560 So I I because the whole world is based on the US dollar. 443 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,560 Right, right. Right. 444 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,000 All the currencies are sort of backed by that and, and based 445 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,480 around that. Now, obviously you'll get people 446 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,480 going on that's wrong. We get that all the time. 447 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,760 But don't worry about that. There's you've got the, the, I 448 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,000 always thought the federal or the American government when 449 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,040 they needed more money, they just printed more money. 450 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,800 Yeah. I didn't, didn't understand how 451 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,320 it worked. And that's not how it works. 452 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,120 So when the American. No, because then then inflation 453 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,400 will go way up. Exactly but. 454 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,720 Yes. But what happens is the American 455 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,840 government get a land of the money from the Federal Reserve. 456 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,400 Yeah. At a high interest rate and then 457 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,960 in order to pay the money back and to pay the interest, they 458 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,400 get a land of the Federal Reserve. 459 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,280 So it's a cycle of debt. That's also you remember Tommy 460 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,840 Kiernan used to do a bit about you know, we all buy insurance 461 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,000 to this. Who do we ought to? 462 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,760 Yes, yes, yes, yes the. Federal Reserve, Federal Reserve 463 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,960 and the World Bank and IMF, they're all the one sort of 464 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,000 control, I suppose. So the whole argument the moment 465 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,280 is about Trump. Is Trump another one of those 466 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:39,160 billionaires coming in to just completely erode any fucking any 467 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:43,880 freedoms we had or as he actually the saviour as some 468 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,120 people are calling him, is he somebody coming in to take down 469 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:49,800 the corruption from we're very in between when it comes to the 470 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,760 podcast. We don't know. 471 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,240 From the outside in or. If you were to follow up the 472 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,320 major media, but Trump, yeah, he's a, he's a racist buffoon 473 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,640 who doesn't know what he's talking about. 474 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,400 No, but. But him personally, it just 475 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:05,320 seemed to me like he he became like a symbol something. 476 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,680 And it was like he didn't, it looked to me like he didn't 477 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,640 know. You know, like you say people 478 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,840 call them saviour and people are like, you know, he's liberating 479 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,120 this and he's doing this and he's he's waging the secret war. 480 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,240 And and from his face, it just looked like he was going. 481 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,240 I'm not. But if everyone is telling me 482 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,680 I'm they're not as unbelievable. Yeah, absolutely. 483 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,960 And the more and the more he was like ignorant about it and like, 484 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,480 I don't know who those guys are. People are like, oh, don't you 485 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,600 fucking sneaky bastard. He's. 486 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,480 Doing your air cues and all, even though it's just a 487 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,320 movement. They were like IEEE, eh? 488 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,480 Phone tweeted. You know, like a series of like 489 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,120 letters. Yeah, people, like, figure all 490 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,840 this out. He's like 87. 491 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,240 He's like your dad. Of course he's going to send the 492 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,400 old fucking pocket. Well, some of the keys. 493 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,640 The weird thing is about it is that this is This is why I've 494 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,160 always said Q is probably one of the most sophisticated things 495 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:04,080 I've ever seen. And not the madness of it, but 496 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:11,440 the actual posts and and the time stamps, the misspelling of 497 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:16,200 things are all linked into a code which is crazy. 498 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,400 I still haven't figured it all out. 499 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:23,320 But there are. There are crazy coincidences. 500 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,200 And that's the problem, you know. 501 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,080 But you don't think you can find the. 502 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,440 Phrases I don't know. I mean, what one of the phrases 503 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,280 going about is how many coincidences until it's 504 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,000 mathematically impossible and it's getting to that point 505 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,720 sometimes you go high, is that that can't be a coincidence. 506 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,080 The way some of the things are timing up and teaming up 507 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,400 together, for instance, the the election, the moment. 508 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,720 So the mail in voting. Q broke it down back in April. 509 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,920 I said this is what's going to happen. 510 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,840 This is how they're going to do it. 511 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,200 So sometimes I think, you know, when you see like there was a 512 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,120 video going around of a car pulling up, someone happened to 513 00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,280 be filming mailbox or whatever, and these guys came and took all 514 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,960 the votes away and they were being asked questions. 515 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,120 And the Trump sort of look at these guys. 516 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,160 Sometimes I look at that and I think, is there like a double, 517 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,720 double, double bluff going on here? 518 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,840 Because I looked at that and I was like, there's no way that's, 519 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,960 you know, that. They'd never be that blatant. 520 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,680 Exactly. So then I'm going are the other 521 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,880 ones, then putting that out. So you go and like then I think 522 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,080 now. You know how much of A mind fuck 523 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,880 this all? Sometimes I like even just 524 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,560 thinking about that. I've killed about 20 brain cells 525 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,560 there. Like I'm a thick guy, but I'm 526 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,400 cute. So I have that thing of like, I 527 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,360 can't think about this too much or I think I would just, I think 528 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,240 I would just pull joints and break bones. 529 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,040 Like my brain would free, you know, I just get brain freeze a 530 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,000 lot. It does be for you should see 531 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:52,960 Mikey's face some weeks and and Maggie with his. 532 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,640 You think if he just stopped thinking about this straight? 533 00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:00,160 The the the cartoon eyebrows that he has when every they go 534 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,720 Realp usually get the fuck. That's the usual phrase you hear 535 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,080 from a game in a little bit. But again, back to the 536 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,960 coincidence thing. Sometimes you just can't and 537 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,200 sometimes they are coincidental maybe, but when there's so many 538 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,520 happen and so many things. So that's why I kind of not 539 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,040 really worried about a vaccine. I would have been there but last 540 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,600 year. But I genuinely believe that the 541 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,320 good guys are in charge. And I don't know how to describe 542 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,760 that any other way than good guys. 543 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,640 But I knew about the corruption before Trump came along, and 544 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,320 that's why I have the advantage of most people. 545 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:39,440 I had seen Obama and Clinton and Bosch and all the rest for what 546 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,960 they were before Trump came along. 547 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,320 So people are for some, it's very, very as fascinating to 548 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,920 watch. Presidents, they, they will all 549 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:53,680 have some sort of big flaws and it's just like, whose flaws can 550 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,120 you make peace with? Yeah, well. 551 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,080 Like Joe Biden smelling people's hair, which can I be totally 552 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,320 honest, I kind of like to smell people's hair too, but like not 553 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,920 in as creepy a way as him. But sometimes if I were to hug 554 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,560 you and like your hair is sitting, honestly, if this lock 555 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,960 don't gun is anything, your hair or your quiff always looks good, 556 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,480 right? But right now that is sitting 557 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,760 perfectly. So if you and I were, if you and 558 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,360 I would hug, which we, which we can hopefully do next year or 559 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,200 right after the box, we had a vaccine. 560 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,760 I'm going to drive them all right now. 561 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,360 I'm going to hug you. Now if I were to hug you and be 562 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,080 close enough, I would smell your hair. 563 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,200 And I know what it will smell of, but but anyway. 564 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:38,400 And uh. Yeah. 565 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,360 Are you sorry? Get it? 566 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,320 We fair in here. You wash your hair with calm, 567 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:46,280 all right? Why? 568 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,840 Where, Where's come? What's? 569 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:57,720 Why you mean plants? I thought that was so weird. 570 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:07,280 What's the link? We can't afford her gaol and we 571 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,560 do have. We don't. 572 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,600 We've moved away from come. The detective would that be? 573 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,760 This is grey hair, by the way. That's not it's not been 574 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:19,120 anything but until that's just. Oh look, there's a. 575 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,920 Broken I love them the doors are not the way those peptos went to 576 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,280 there and you got. The doors are locked, but 577 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,480 there's a broken window. How did the killer get in me? 578 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:33,120 I know the sailing. What that search for calm? 579 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,440 I'm always just searching for calm. 580 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,280 I don't know. What? 581 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,680 It would have brought this song, But he said let me know. 582 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,920 And you haven't asked me about tea either. 583 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,040 Yes, there's something here on tea with me. 584 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,360 And then you're right. Ask me about tea. 585 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,960 You're right. Do you know what? 586 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,480 Sometimes I worry on this podcast, we're moving away from 587 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,840 them. We've lost the essence of what 588 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,120 brought us in. So let me let me ask you, are 589 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,880 you a tea drinker? And what is the level of your 590 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,200 tea drinking? No, I don't drink tea. 591 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,160 I do drink tea, but coffee first, right? 592 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:14,120 But if I'm having a tea, it's got to be tar like. 593 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,720 It's got to be strong, strong tea. 594 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,120 As in with a certain type of bag or just a lot of dips? 595 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,640 I believe in bagging. In a mug. 596 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,600 That's weird. That's really. 597 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,920 Yeah, a couple of guest takeaway cup like this. 598 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,040 We got these from the pantry next door support local and. 599 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,440 But in a mug. See my You're running a gauntlet 600 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,720 there. What's that? 601 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,120 Swallowing the tea bag. No, no, no. 602 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,160 I've had many bag in my mouth and I never swallow. 603 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,480 I know what you're talking about. 604 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:53,760 Wait. Every day and you're a fucking 605 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,360 podcast where I'm joking. Just me. 606 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,600 You want to do so No one's mostly. 607 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,520 Oh. Fucking hell yeah. 608 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,680 I think, I think we drank tea together, probably backstage the 609 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,600 show I was making. You've actually got me on to the 610 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,000 You were the first one to make me try almond. 611 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,520 Milk. Almond milk. 612 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,480 Yeah, it's good. And then tea Patty. 613 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,720 No difference. So I drink almond milk because 614 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,320 basically I'm lactose intolerant because of my health. 615 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,840 Patty McDonald sent me a WhatsApp in the middle of like 616 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,920 the first lockdown. And it was a graph about real 617 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,840 milk and, and milk substitutes like almond and the downsides of 618 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,120 almond milk. So it was like, you know, there 619 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,440 can be a lot of sugars in these and you know, in the way it's 620 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,240 kind of processed. And he's like something to think 621 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,680 about me. And I had to reply and be like, 622 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,480 yes, but if I drink the normal 1, the main downside would be I 623 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,680 would ship myself. So I'm OK with a little bit 624 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,280 more. Sugar. 625 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,520 You could do a bit more sugar, let's be honest. 626 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,240 Yeah, because I'm going to die at the moment and it's fucking 627 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,680 killing me. What do you? 628 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,080 What do you do? What are you doing on it? 629 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,440 I'm my wife joins lemon words so then I just caught her. 630 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,360 You're like somebody who would follow a walking tour around the 631 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,520 city. I just. 632 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,520 Just hanging back. A metre behind your eyes and. 633 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,720 I read you with the tour guide and you're asking questions. 634 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,040 Megaphone for 100 metres away. So what are you doing just 635 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,520 watching just a general like watching the? 636 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,400 Yeah, trying to cut down the fucking shit and walking, doing 637 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,800 a little walking and stuff but a 2 stone on overlap them so I 638 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,000 have to everybody like yeah but I have to lose 2 stone to go 639 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,400 back to being a fat fucker. Yeah. 640 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,480 Everybody's most people have the ability to put on a way, but 641 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,680 extra it could maybe do. You eat at night, like right, 642 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,880 That's your. Yeah, that's your thing? 643 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,160 Yeah, Vampire just. Do you think, can you get that? 644 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,800 Can you get that one? I just go to bed. 645 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,320 All right, it. Was a bad half settlement. 646 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,600 Did you never know going to bed was an option? 647 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,000 I don't know. I don't know You can do that. 648 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,240 You can switch off the switch. That's fucking genius. 40 next 649 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,760 year and took me to them if. You want to know how out of 650 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,880 control my life is and how much of a party boy I am? 651 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,640 Last night not only did I had 9:20 very dramatically say I 652 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,080 need to go to bed, I was watching The Crown when it 653 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,280 happened. I was like, I need to go to, do 654 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,280 you want to talk with that? No, it was. 655 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,440 My wife watches it. Yeah, You seen any of it? 656 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,360 No. Fucking good show. 657 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,360 So she's telling me she's trying to get me in there but. 658 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,360 It's a good show like. Like I know of anything else. 659 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,440 I know the cast is a very good show. 660 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,920 Yeah. Yeah. 661 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,520 Olivia Coleman's. And not in the series I'm I'm 662 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,520 going from the start with Claire Foy and Matt Smith. 663 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,520 Right. And John, Let's Go appears later 664 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,000 on. He. 665 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,920 No, he's in. The whole thing in Churchill 666 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,280 Bencher, Yeah. 10 minutes, he's brilliant. 667 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,440 He is. He's class actor. 668 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,440 Yeah, but no, I haven't got on it yet. 669 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,920 I'm trying. I was rewatching The West Wing I 670 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,520 was in the middle of. I've never seen the W 1. 671 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,680 Worth it. Worth getting into? 672 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,440 Yeah, very, very good. One of the best, probably some 673 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,800 of the best rating because it's Sarkin, Sarkin. 674 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,840 So yeah, yeah, yeah. The first Four Seasons are 675 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,560 unreal. Yeah. 676 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,480 So I don't know how many times of rewatch sort of just you like 677 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,880 it. You can't hope for a President 678 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:02,720 Bartlett, not Mickey, but. No, Mickey and Karen, the 679 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,440 Bartlett boys president. Vice President. 680 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,680 Yeah. So with the with the with the 681 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,520 diet thing, the way thing, here's the thing I always think 682 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,720 about. Do you ever worry that like if 683 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,960 you drastically changed and like for better or worse it would 684 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,560 affect your stand up? Yeah, I'd be worried that being 685 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:29,600 too skinny would make you not farming for somebody who's known 686 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,320 for me, who I kind of always. I don't joke about weight on 687 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,800 stage, but I make sure I get the reference in first. 688 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,040 You've one or two lines. Yeah, and I'll get it in. 689 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:43,160 But I do have that fear going because I think I get away or 690 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,040 more. I don't know what that is. 691 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,920 I think I get away away. Or more risky material, I 692 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,160 suppose that way for being the jolly jolly fat guy. 693 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,160 But I don't you. Don't do that kind of material. 694 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:55,960 It's not. It's not. 695 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,960 Yeah, on the way you look, your materials. 696 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,440 Yeah, I tried not to, but I would sort of would make a 697 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,760 reference to it just. I suppose it's a nervous thing 698 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,920 to get there before the audience does. 699 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,560 Yeah. And and that they'd never do it. 700 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,000 But it's just my head. That's what she. 701 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:11,239 When I lost for medical reasons, when I lost the weight with the 702 00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,600 chromes, I felt really, really weird on stage, Like I was 703 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,880 thinking of anyone see me do stand up before and they saw me 704 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,520 when I went down to like it and a half stone. 705 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,840 I was just a skeleton. I was thinking, yeah, I was 706 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,040 thinking they were looking at me being like, you know, you 707 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,360 couldn't concentrate in the stand up. 708 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,320 Yeah, well, I would have the fear that if I, if I'd touch 709 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,280 wood, if I lost a load of width, that people go, oh, it looks so 710 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,520 different. You know, if he's seen me 711 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,639 before, they haven't seen before. 712 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:38,760 That's just the first time you'll see me. 713 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,840 But that's all they could think of it. 714 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,159 Yeah, they wouldn't think of it. That's a dream. 715 00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:45,080 I mean, that's what we're hoping for. 716 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,960 I think people think you just roll out and do stand up. 717 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,880 Literally just roll me out. You roll out, then roll out and 718 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:58,000 go to stand up. But like small things like I 719 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,960 will change outfit four times for a go to do a gig sometimes 720 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,320 And it's not like I want, it's not me going. 721 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,960 I want to look good here. I'm thinking about like, are 722 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,800 they going to think my trainers are weird here? 723 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,640 Yeah, I know what I think. Because you have to, Yeah. 724 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,600 If you're genuinely taken comedy serious, you have to know that 725 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,480 you are judged from the moment you step out on stage. 726 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,760 I think, and I think it's taken me a little years to figure out 727 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:26,400 what my on stage outfit is. I remember Dance lost and to me 728 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,240 about that he changed every year. 729 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,360 So he'll change something. He'll change his outfit, he'll 730 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,520 see his hairstyle, he'll change so that each one goes with a 731 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,720 different phase of him. It's still him, but he'll take a 732 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,320 different attempt to it and it might be small changes, but he 733 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,320 said for each tour, each special, he would have something 734 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,800 different. He gave me I supported him. 735 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,200 So Daniel Sauce, a Scottish comedian who it's weird because 736 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,320 it's like of everything he's done like fuck, like HBO special 737 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:58,000 Netflix, but like you would still locally have to explain. 738 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:58,760 Absolutely. Yeah. 739 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,040 So he's a. Scottish A weird. 740 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:05,080 Scottish comedian Bet So intelligent, brilliant stand up 741 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,640 and I remember supporting it. I think he's young like he's 742 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,080 like a year younger than me at the same age and I supported him 743 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,200 black box and we're most like very early 20s, just out of our 744 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,960 teens and I went on first. He introduced me and I used to 745 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,040 just try and get to the mic as quick as possible and start like 746 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,040 a machine gun and he after the gig he was like less than opiate 747 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,480 things disrespectful for me to offer you a bit of advice as 748 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,200 please do. He said take your time. 749 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:33,800 He's like, grab the mic and get your bearings and then start and 750 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,120 I help me massively. That I think I'm not going to 751 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,320 quote because he probably says wrong, but I think he got that 752 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,960 from Tom Steed right, who also said the same thing to myself. 753 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,320 It was like when you get on stage. 754 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,680 Make the enemies. Grab the mic, take the mic 755 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,440 stand, take it with you to the back of stage, out of your way, 756 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,600 and then come and do your thing because that is the time to know 757 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,680 this is your stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 758 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,200 I'd be too afraid. Everything in half a cross. 759 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:04,000 Hello. How You did say something, but 760 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,440 that's confidence. I suppose it comes with time. 761 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,680 I. Think I peaked too soon with 762 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,640 with like more of a mature look whenever we did waterfront last 763 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:15,720 time and I wore a black shirt tucked in actually these jeans 764 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,200 and some very nice black smart shoes. 765 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,200 I think I looked like, you know, out of weird man, I look. 766 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,560 You sort of have, I don't know, there's something about the 767 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,960 waterfront especially, I mean, it's 2000 people, so you sort of 768 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,560 have to look like. But then But then. 769 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,360 I don't know. But then like with hindsight and 770 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,520 I, that's one of my favourite gigs ever. 771 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,920 With hindsight I was like, I probably would have felt more 772 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,600 comfortable wearing the stuff I'd normally wear. 773 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,520 But you can slightly, I mean, say I go into a spot at pugs, 774 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,880 like I'm wear trainers, jeans and a hoodie. 775 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:46,720 Yeah. And it's not me being 776 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,040 disrespectful to crowds. That's me, especially when I'm 777 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,400 trying new material. Physically being as comfortable 778 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,360 and like. That's about it's fair because 779 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,160 you need to, you need to try and get away as get rid of as many 780 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,600 distractions away from the material. 781 00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,720 Yeah, because if you're trying new stuff, you don't need 782 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,000 anything else. So you just want to focus on 783 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,440 that. So yeah, yeah, your clothes 784 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,960 don't become important to you at all, but what do you? 785 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,720 Wear for your first gig, remember? 786 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,040 I wore AT shirt, just AT shirt. It was like. 787 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,640 AT Shirt Jeans. T-shirt, jeans. 788 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,000 It was like a Jim Morris vision. No reason I know. 789 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,880 That's because the photographs are there, because it was a 790 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,920 right first time, was in the least, and the least had a 791 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,680 photographer at all times there. Can't remember what I were from 792 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:30,040 First gig. Jumper, jumper, shirt, jeans and 793 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:30,840 trainers. Nice. 794 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,360 You wouldn't do it again. No jumpers, too warm in it, you 795 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,640 know, No under lights. Yeah, you would not, Jumper. 796 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,640 But idea comes to experience, yeah, time and then spent time. 797 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,440 And you had talked about Daniel Saul, she had him over and every 798 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,720 comedian who was good at the time to to deal. 799 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,240 He's comedy club. Yeah, in OMA, which when you 800 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,080 remember you said which. People which we couldn't sell 801 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,240 it. When he played, yeah. 802 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,840 So that's my that that is, I think, a testament to local 803 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,720 audiences where they always want to support their own. 804 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,520 Yeah, very, very support. I think our I'm going to say our 805 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,480 generation you want to call that, but that group of 806 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,840 ourselves that the support from local people is unbelievable. 807 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,200 And like we just said, Sloss has got Netflix. 808 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,000 He's done con. No, he had done con no brain 809 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,400 already behind me. Come to the least. 810 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,760 But no, I mean they wanted Chantal, Paddy O'Donnell, you 811 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,560 know what I mean? The other locals that were guys 812 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,120 in you but I. Remember when you when you would 813 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,240 say to people I'm going up to OMA this weekend to do stand up, 814 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:35,000 that almost like not feel bad for you, but I'm sure you 815 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,400 fucked. You have to do. 816 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,800 I'm sure you have to do those kind of ones. 817 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,400 And you'd be like you'd spend 10 minutes passionately being like, 818 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,200 you should drive up to see this place. 819 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,760 Yeah. It it got yeah, that's that's 820 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,880 our, that was our comedy club and almost so it kind of got a. 821 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,360 In the ground about like an old ground, the. 822 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:55,040 Bar yeah, no bar upstairs and it just kind of Terry Keys and 823 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,960 Chris Bose started it and Terry was the, you know, obviously 824 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,200 Terry. So Terry was AMC and it kind of 825 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,240 was. It's the same problem everybody 826 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,440 had back at that time in a small town was trying to. 827 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,280 Introduced comedy to a town that didn't have comedy. 828 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,960 Yeah, yeah. So trying to introduce people to 829 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:19,120 come along to a pub and not talk was completely alien to them. 830 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,280 They've never done before. The the challenge was changing 831 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,640 their expectations of what a comedy night was. 832 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,200 Yeah, because they they would have thought it was one person. 833 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,120 Absolutely. Yeah. 834 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,680 So they didn't know, They didn't understand. 835 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,400 So Terry was MC and Terry was a great MC. 836 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,600 Yeah, he was. Yeah, it's entirely like 837 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:39,120 something was off the cuff. Stuff was amazing and that's I I 838 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,800 remember watching one comedian. I want them to watch because 839 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,800 they weren't doing well. They they were struggling to 840 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:51,720 start and I remember going to end the August of 2010 and 841 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:57,960 saying to 10 years this year sent to me and my brother went 842 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:03,240 to watch it and there was a comedian on local comedian and I 843 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,280 forget. I watched. 844 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,800 You're too good to guess who is. This part enough glasses. 845 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,360 So this person doesn't do it anymore. 846 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,640 So that's a good, that's a good, that's a good. 847 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,480 Thankful. He he was on stage and he was 848 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:22,480 telling jokes that were properly 20 years old, like jokes that I 849 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,440 would have remembered in primary school in the playground. 850 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,880 No, I'm not telling you. And I remember forget. 851 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,880 I remember turning to my brother and going, I may not be the 852 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,120 best, but I know what could do better than that. 853 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,200 But the idea must have been in your head. 854 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,520 I've been in my head. For a while I was going to go 855 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,880 for a show me the funny or find me the funny. 856 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I must the deadline of 857 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,640 closing it by a day. Didn't know Terry Keys was going 858 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,000 on at all. I had no idea. 859 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,920 I just seen the poster in my and place I worked and the poster 860 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,040 was very it was like, do your friends think you're funny? 861 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,200 Are you good at telling stories? And that's all I had been doing 862 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,680 for a while. I would have done that just 863 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,400 messing about. And so yeah, I must that and I'm 864 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,080 glad I missed that because then it would have been too to keys 865 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,480 and to you know, it would have been yeah, because he's my 866 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,000 cousin and stuff. So so this this was a better one 867 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,680 to go down to Daly's. And I said to Chris, you know, 868 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,880 can you, can you give me a slot? And he said, yeah, I'll give you 869 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,640 7 minutes. So what I did because of the 870 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,880 worker, I work in community work. 871 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:20,680 So I fucking got everybody I know to come along to support 872 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,560 where most people try not to maybe perform. 873 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,280 I was like, no fellow place just for like a comfort blanket. 874 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,480 And it was a competition and I'm trying. 875 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,040 I didn't think who MC did. I think it was Darren Matthews, 876 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,400 or else Darren Matthews was in the competition maybe right and. 877 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,720 Who else was it? Who else was in? 878 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,520 Leave Martin was on. In the conversation. 879 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,120 In the competition yet, and I can't remember who else was on 880 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,400 there was line over with six or seven. 881 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,320 I think maybe Darren Matthews was one thing. 882 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,160 So I wanted yeah, but it was an audience fault. 883 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,600 So I had fucking filled the place for what I did do. 884 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,680 Well, yeah. And the sad went well but leave 885 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,520 Martin fucking tore the roof of the place and to the point even 886 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,200 for you my mates come backwards because there was there was 887 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:03,840 prize money. There was. 888 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,240 I never forget it was £80 prize money. 889 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,200 Right, right. And then we missed going. 890 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,680 You need the fucking half that were her. 891 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,840 I was like, no, no, sorry Neve. I kept the fucking 80 LB. 892 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,600 But yeah, she definitely. Well, then she came back next 893 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,720 the following month and headlined and she stormed it 894 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,200 like, but that was my first gig, so. 895 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,600 And the problem with that is your first gig, it's a 896 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,440 competition. You win. 897 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,320 It's in dailies in a room full of people, you know, And you 898 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,120 think, oh, fuck, I am. I am on it. 899 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,760 Yeah. And then you get them off and 900 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,560 Candy. Don't go for a gig. 901 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,880 I. Was going to say like. 902 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,920 You're just like a common energy and then you do a gig where 903 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,280 you're it's pure death and you're going, oh, OK, this is 904 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,880 harder than that's. What it is this? 905 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,480 Is this is harder than I thought it was going to be? 906 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,680 So yeah, a death and muff will definitely worse. 907 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,520 Places to die. There are there are worse places 908 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,960 today, but Mary Denis off by the way, everybody married Denis. 909 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,640 No Umm. So yeah, it was a funeral party 910 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,600 that we didn't, didn't. Use upstairs. 911 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,320 They were upstairs. They were, yeah. 912 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,920 Sean Haggerty was on Terry Keys myself. 913 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:19,480 Terry McHugh. Umm, the Creme de la Creme and 914 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,880 two guys who had never don't stand up before. 915 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,240 That was brilliant. People would always say always 916 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:29,120 in stand up nights back then somebody the the organiser would 917 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,800 go and they never organised anything before they would go 918 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,200 listen there's a fellow and hasn't done a gigs and instead 919 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,200 of going he's doing 5 minutes, he'll go, we'll throw him on for 920 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,000 30. This guy did 27 minutes. 921 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,480 And 18 of it was from Eddie Murphy Raw. 922 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:49,080 To the point he got it. Maybe 7-8 minutes in, he decided 923 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,320 to bring up guests to interview. I mean, it's very, very 924 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,920 confident for your first time at the Internet or have you run out 925 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,280 of stuff? Run out of stuff. 926 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,080 And so it was AI had actually my fucking forget. 927 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,720 I swear to God till the day I die I'll never forget that gig 928 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,920 because it was the most weirdest gig in general. 929 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,680 My uncle, my 2 younger brothers came along and they were in the 930 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,240 audience and like at one point my uncle called me over and 931 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,240 went, is this a fucking hidden camera show? 932 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,760 Right. Like, is this a prank? 933 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,360 And I was like, I don't know, but I'm going to look for 934 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,520 cameras here because something's not fucking right over this 935 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,120 place. Yeah. 936 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,520 And then we found out. Then the party, I think I've 937 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,680 told this before, but the party up above that was we were told 938 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,560 we didn't was a Valentine's 2 for one thing. 939 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:34,920 So they're eaten Terry Keys per per guy the. 940 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:35,960 Open. Could they see? 941 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:36,840 Open. Yeah, there was something. 942 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,760 They were talking and you know yourself a distraction. 943 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,800 So Terry Keys. But MC did a great job from 944 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,960 fair, played them. He corralled them down. 945 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,000 Come on down. After they've finished eating 946 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,560 right, Come on, come on down. And down you young lovers. 947 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,960 Get used down here all these Valentine's couples and they. 948 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,400 They scattered themselves among the audience and at that stage, 949 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,560 I I wasn't aware of the mechanics of of that and how 950 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,600 important it was. I was happy enough to go up and 951 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,840 then be up there didn't matter. But when they come down to the 952 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,120 show, I thought, OK, we have a show now. 953 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:08,280 Yeah. And Terry, just before just 954 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,040 before he was going to announce me, all was going around thing 955 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,240 and. And I'm not joking. 956 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:17,840 You said the following sentence to the woman and Jesus, love, 957 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,200 what's wrong? Me who died. 958 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:28,640 She said my father and every comedian collect what it was and 959 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,680 looked at the bar man who had told us it was a Valentine's 960 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,320 night. I went what the fuck anyone. 961 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,200 Oh, I didn't want to tell you what it was because I scared 962 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,040 you. It's a funeral party. 963 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,520 Just put a stand up king with a football party and then per 964 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,520 Terry, corrals them down to join the rest of the group. 965 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,480 And yeah, so that was that was. More deaths at night basically 966 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,040 there. Was a lot more dead people. 967 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,240 So we that that was a big calm down after the sort of the 968 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,800 collation of one of the competitions. 969 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:03,280 Then that became then became a long slog, as you'll know, like 970 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,680 we all, I mean, when I started in 2010, used for a couple of 971 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,560 years until already. So you really had the empire. 972 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,600 I've even that you know it. Was the only thing regularly 973 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,160 going about. Yeah, so I've been going weekly 974 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,040 with no dailies. There was no, you know, dairy 975 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,760 had something maybe but nothing said medicines. 976 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,640 And so started to go over there. We ended up doing I had a gigs 977 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:30,320 in Ards and Bangor and and like really terrible gigs. 978 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:35,040 Well, and everyone every every time and village tried to start 979 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,600 a club. Yeah, and failed miserably. 980 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,840 But the problem and the problem was what they would do is and 981 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,080 probably why dailies worked. One of the reasons what they 982 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,760 would do is say new Norwich with somebody go, I'm going to start 983 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:50,160 a comedy club and the bar love the idea of it because every bar 984 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,600 owner wants to have a comedy night in their bars. 985 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,040 It's cool like you know, so, So what they would do is how much 986 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,600 do you need for the first one? I need £250, boom, there's £250 987 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,520 and they would promo it. Then they would get every, the 988 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,320 barn manager would get his mates down and the first one was 989 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,160 always packed and it was usually good. 990 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,760 And then the second month, what they would do is they'd go well, 991 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,520 the company and it works now. So we don't need to promote what 992 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,560 is hard, we don't need to tell people because it's always full. 993 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:21,560 And then the second one wouldn't really have anyone and the you 994 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,440 never wanted to do the third one because nobody was at it on the 995 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,320 bar would stop it at that point instead of going only to build 996 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,200 this. Yeah. 997 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,800 And the deal he's actually built and. 998 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,320 Yeah. Well, actually what happened was 999 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,680 the people that I brought with me to that competition late, 1000 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,240 about 50 to 60% of them became regulars. 1001 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And came every month because 1002 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,760 again, that's something that that small towns have to deal 1003 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,600 with is that people don't know what it is. 1004 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,840 Curiosity, they come. So they have, you have to get 1005 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,560 them in and once you get them in for the first time and it sort 1006 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,640 of breaks the ice, they go, oh OK. 1007 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,160 And then we were afraid night to which in Oma, like most small 1008 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,000 towns, afraid night was usually like the underage drinkers, 1009 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,240 right? There was nobody really, you 1010 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,560 know, there's nothing on the Friday night. 1011 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,080 So this was a weird thing where people realised I could come and 1012 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,240 have like 2 beers, feel like I've had a night out but you 1013 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,880 know, not waking up on Saturday. Absolutely. 1014 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,120 Some of the names like who did you have? 1015 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,240 Yeah. Well that that was a problem 1016 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,200 too. It became a problem for us 1017 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,040 locally. So we had it started off with 1018 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,240 our Lohan. So whenever he came along, and 1019 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,120 obviously it sold out and, and like minutes. 1020 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,520 And then the following months we call Murphy, you know, so he had 1021 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:40,040 that level, you know, and then two things happened #1 the 1022 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,160 regular thought that was going to be a level all the time. 1023 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,120 Yeah. And in fairness, we did keep a 1024 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:47,360 decent off level at that stage. But the other part was because 1025 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,520 those two gigs, I can't remember who the third gig was. 1026 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,560 It was a big name as well. But because the three of them 1027 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,680 sold out in a row, the whole town was like, you can never get 1028 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,960 a ticket. For the comedy club, yeah. 1029 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:58,640 So then by the 4th month nobody was there. 1030 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even the bar owners like had met 1031 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:02,920 me on a Monday after a Friday night. 1032 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,520 It was like me and the wife were driving past but thought, fuck 1033 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,960 sure, we have no tickets. You get in. 1034 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,960 I was like, but you own the bar. That was the level. 1035 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,880 So I thought if you're thinking that you own the place, well, 1036 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,400 what's, you know, what's so thinking? 1037 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,360 So that was A to be a victim of your own success in that sense. 1038 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,480 But we, yeah, we could write that. 1039 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,520 And then, as I say, then the things with what you were doing 1040 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,000 and what Colin was doing started to really kick off. 1041 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,360 Yeah. And it just was a perfect storm 1042 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,040 really, to be honest. It just all sort of kicked in, 1043 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,840 and then we could stay at over and Sloths and Tony Law and you 1044 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,320 know something really. And it's one that, like, if I 1045 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:39,200 was ever gagging in London or Scotland or wherever, that's the 1046 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,560 when people heard your accent, knew you're from Northern 1047 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,240 Ireland, what about that on my place that the Elites club, or 1048 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:47,120 they would say, what's that comedy club? 1049 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,480 And I would know what they were talking about. 1050 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,520 Yeah. It's a weird thing that happened 1051 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,560 because the other thing that happened was when Ariel Hamlin 1052 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,400 came. But sorry, but this days Terry 1053 00:50:55,400 --> 00:51:00,360 had decided to move to Belfast and I had done dailies maybe 4 1054 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,840 times on stage and then Chris and Terry came to me said 1055 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,480 listen, would you mind taking over as residents MC because 1056 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,320 that's a fucking happy days. Had them write new material 1057 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,960 every month was it was a killer but it was kept me prolific. 1058 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,200 And yeah. But when Arlo Hanlan announced, 1059 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,240 my granny, being such a fan, had heard about him come along and 1060 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,720 she's like all make sausage rolls. 1061 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,040 So she made sausage rolls and her such rolls were fucking 1062 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,320 famous. And and I jokingly said to her 1063 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,640 as like, if you do it for our little, I mean, we'll call 1064 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,200 Murphy next month, you're going to have to make them. 1065 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,000 So it became a monthly thing. And then the sausage rolls 1066 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,960 became as famous as the club. That's, I mean that's it was 1067 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,840 always a big incentive as to why you'd go down. 1068 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,840 You'd be like, can I get £100 you boys back? 1069 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,040 We'll have 20 because it's the last minute spot. 1070 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,440 I'll take it because I knew I was coming down. 1071 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,680 Get us as he was caught many times with pockets full of 1072 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,800 leaving the place. Yeah, so that became a big thing 1073 00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,760 as well, which is very strange. But it was also sort of a 1074 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,160 because I had done two years on the road, if you want to call it 1075 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,240 that, a shitty gigs. Yeah, yeah. 1076 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,280 Turning up to a pub, not even been offered a water or a cup of 1077 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,280 tea or some because you know you've driven all the way and 1078 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,080 like this idea that stand ups this rock'n'roll Matt. 1079 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,560 All people, all you want. I mean, we're drinking tea. 1080 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,040 Well, the milk you've. Done all my big shows and what's 1081 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:24,120 what's the writer is can we get a few waters, some almond milk 1082 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,280 and then maybe if it's a big show, I'll be like, can you get 1083 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,960 some beers for some of the guys if they want to? 1084 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,200 But then and then they're not drank because we're all right, 1085 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:30,720 you know? Exactly. 1086 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:34,080 It's one most. Scenario so I got excommunicated 1087 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:38,560 from dailies for about a year in the early days, right because I 1088 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:43,080 did and I did a charity show in in OMA. 1089 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,920 But like for outward coaching, is there like a night I was? 1090 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,800 Scared about that. I've never, I was not, wasn't 1091 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:48,920 that gig, but I heard about that gig. 1092 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,160 It was. It was some. 1093 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,560 It was for Teenage Concert Frost, maybe, I want to say. 1094 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,520 Was there not something like loads of activities happening 1095 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,080 around the gig as well? I've heard. 1096 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,440 I've heard a few stories. Me and Sean Haggerty with the 1097 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,520 stand ups book. Right OK so we drove down no 1098 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,880 money for like you know, they were billing it as a comedy 1099 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,360 night but it was a fundraiser thing and after us there was a 1100 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:17,680 guy getting his either his legs or his back waxed and he was the 1101 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:22,040 next act on the bill. Me and Sean went and killed Sean 1102 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,760 did we're supposed to do 15 minutes or so or maybe even 1103 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,920 more. We both did about 3 minutes. 1104 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,400 There's like a two floor nightclub. 1105 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,840 So nobody, nobody was listening. It was like a fair people were 1106 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,600 looking at different stuff and I think me or Sean was like, 1107 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,000 listen, just just want the guy getting the walks. 1108 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,560 So we just commentated on the guy getting that walks and 1109 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,120 interviewed him during it and me and Sean after. 1110 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,960 We're like, we could be the Ant and deck of wax in here, but. 1111 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,920 Then a nation to market. But then next time I went to do 1112 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:54,400 delis, the response was like, no, not this month. 1113 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,480 And then I figured it out because I guess in a small town, 1114 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,320 of course you're paranoid about and there have been loads of 1115 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,280 instances about, and I've sometimes been asked, do you 1116 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,320 come and do my barn, Omar? You know, we've talked about 1117 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,200 that. I think they were paranoid about 1118 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,640 it. And and then it took a long time 1119 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,400 for me to figure out why. Yeah. 1120 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:18,920 And The thing is to, I think as we know now in, in 2020 space, 1121 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,400 well, maybe not 2020, but 2019 comedy was the new thing where 1122 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,440 everybody wanted to be doing 1. And so we were getting 1123 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,920 approached by other venues in the same time. 1124 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,080 And it's just, it's, it's difficult. 1125 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,320 It's not. Or they would go to Acts and go. 1126 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,120 Or go to the direct. Yeah, go directly acts and say 1127 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,440 can you come and and bypass the comedy club? 1128 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,360 And you're thinking there is a comedy club and you know what's 1129 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,920 there. But the one thing that dailies 1130 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:46,800 has that nobody else has is the square room, low singing and you 1131 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,360 cannot as a performer on stage, you cannot put a price on that 1132 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:53,600 low ceiling square room where everybody's facing the wonder. 1133 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,080 You know, bogans is a great bar and low Mandy's owner and stuff, 1134 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,880 but an l-shaped audience. It's just difficult for comedian 1135 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,320 bands are no problem, but comedian needing to do 2 facial 1136 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,000 expressions or two, you know what I mean? 1137 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,320 It's not working. But so that's what they had was 1138 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:12,280 was was magical. But you know from doing it when 1139 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,440 it was at its peak, like it was electric in there. 1140 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,120 There was times where it was just, I know how hard it was to 1141 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,600 get me to talk Kevin Mclear and to come along for the first 1142 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,200 time. I'd met him on the street and I 1143 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,320 talked to him. I said about the comedy club. 1144 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,360 You know, Kevin, I was like, oh, he's boys about too young for my 1145 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,240 stuff. And I think what he was thinking 1146 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,080 of, it was going to be like that gig you were talking about. 1147 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,400 Yeah, the back whacks and things. 1148 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,040 So, yeah, yeah. Strobes. 1149 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,840 I had to ready sort of played with them and go, no, I promise 1150 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,320 you. It's like it's a, it's an actual 1151 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,360 comedy audience. They want to be there for it. 1152 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,160 Please come along. And he came and did 20 minutes 1153 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,760 and just, I think absolutely destroyed the place and then 1154 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,160 came to me afterwards and just said he goes use of something 1155 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,320 really special there. He said I haven't felt that in a 1156 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,400 long time. Yeah. 1157 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,320 So I was so glad because I was nervous, you know, because just 1158 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,040 there is a younger crowd and it's because it's, you know, 1159 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,680 it's Kevin. But that was pretty Derekers. 1160 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:04,600 Yeah. Yeah. 1161 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,080 No, obviously after Derekers. It's it's it's actually weird. 1162 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:12,680 I met him not that long ago in in a hotel locally and for a 1163 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,440 massage. Yeah. 1164 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:18,320 We went in to us in the spa and just down the cup of tea in the 1165 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,280 folly and people walking past and you can see like people 1166 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,480 looking at them and sort of staring at them and like one 1167 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,520 year was sneakily taking a photograph of them as past and 1168 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:32,400 Kevin, do you notice much of that these days? 1169 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,520 There's been a bit of an increase now. 1170 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:36,920 I just, you know what that's about. 1171 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,520 Like, you know that obviously Derek is a yes, I know I haven't 1172 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,720 watched it, but I know as right as but you'd know about like 1173 00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:46,520 uncle columns, clubs are going around Facebook by themselves. 1174 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,040 The son said something to me about that. 1175 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,720 Yeah, yeah. He just has no relationship with 1176 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,680 the modern world and it's brilliant if. 1177 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,080 You want to meet him for a cover, you have to send a 1178 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:57,920 pigeon, you know. Yeah. 1179 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,480 Like I saw him walking around like he's a comedy. 1180 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,920 Roman Walls for with them from a long time before Kevin Mcaleer 1181 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,320 if anyone does know from OMA. Just in this case, yeah, he's a 1182 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:11,160 couple of minutes, yeah. And I mean, in the early 90s 1183 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,560 would have been, especially on Irish TV, like doing stuff the 1184 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,560 night I was doing something RTE. Nighthawks. 1185 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,000 Nighthawks. Yeah, Nighthawks. 1186 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:21,360 And then he had, he just had this sort of. 1187 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,640 His videos, he had videos. Yeah, but he was also like, seen 1188 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,080 as the alternative. Yeah, Yeah, he was. 1189 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,800 He was. He was genuine alternative 1190 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:31,040 comedy where where there's a lot of people who say alternative 1191 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,120 comedy and it's just because it's just not funny. 1192 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,760 Yeah, but he was sheer alternative comedy and it was 1193 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,200 hilarious. And then I saw him walking 1194 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,320 around normal one day and I remember like clocked him. 1195 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,760 I was like, is that him? And then I had nowhere to be or 1196 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,640 I was killing time. So I was like, I don't know 1197 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,120 where he's going. And I was like, hold on. 1198 00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,040 I walked down the street and see what he's up to. 1199 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,080 And then I said I was like, I've been following him for about 10 1200 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,080 minutes. And I met him maybe at the Elise 1201 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,240 or at something. And I I was like, Kevin, I got 1202 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,040 to make confession. I was like, I followed you 1203 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,800 before around the street. And then he was on Radio Ulster 1204 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,960 about three years later, not on my show, on somebody else's 1205 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,560 show. And he was, they were asking 1206 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,480 him, but modern comedy and stuff. 1207 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,760 And he said, yes, there's the fella Todd. 1208 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:18,600 He said he follows me about and it's just the way he said it. 1209 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,200 I guarantee if people listen and we're like, he's so droll. 1210 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:26,360 But but we did the Galway comedy, Mike, what do we like 1211 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:31,160 for 10, 4 minutes, 54, we did the Galway Comedy Festival and 1212 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,520 there was like a Nordy invasion night, which for some reason say 1213 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,920 the term Nordy. I hate it. 1214 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,720 Yeah. No, I don't think anyone really 1215 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,400 uses it. Do. 1216 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,960 Down southward, yeah. About Northern Irish people. 1217 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:45,760 But yeah, it's just, it's not a word I enjoy the sound of. 1218 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,960 Not like, obviously it'd be mental if I was offended by it 1219 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,040 because it is, you know? But I just mean, yeah, as a 1220 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,240 Nordy, I don't like it, Yeah. And I think it's because of the 1221 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,640 Southern accent too, is the Nordy, you know? 1222 00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,560 The part of it is, yeah, it's not, it's not a nice word, but 1223 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:05,720 there was like a Nordy night and it was me, Mickey, Colin and 1224 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:09,240 Kevin Mcaleer on Paul Curry, Young crowd. 1225 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,840 It was a Sunday night. I I didn't have a good festival. 1226 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:16,360 I feel like I didn't do well at any of the shows, really. 1227 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:22,320 And then that was the best night because everybody kind of did 1228 00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,600 well. I had my best set of the thing. 1229 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,160 And it was just before Kevin Mcaleer went on. 1230 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,120 And there was like 200 people in the tent. 1231 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,200 And the only person I was watching to see if he was 1232 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,760 laughing was Kevin Mcaleer. And I mean, he's not going to be 1233 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,600 like Def Comedy Jam audience member, like, falling in the 1234 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,360 aisles. But like, if you notice the old, 1235 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,880 like, you know, the side of his mouth, like slightly moving at 1236 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,120 one point, just 20 minutes, You're like, that's all I need. 1237 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,840 Moves with three millimetres, that's all I need. 1238 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,240 That's when you know it's good. Yeah, he sort of. 1239 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,000 He sent me an e-mail after the first time he'd watched me 1240 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,840 actually, and said, so I use it as a quote, my poster going very 1241 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,880 personable. You could take that the whole 1242 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,680 way sort of thing. I was like, fuck yeah, you know, 1243 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:59,600 because to me, when I like, I obviously I'm, I'm a bit older 1244 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,560 than you, but I've grown up. It was always American comedy 1245 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,120 for us. Yeah. 1246 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:04,920 British comedy wasn't really a thing. 1247 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,200 Lenny Henry maybe, certainly, But the rest was all Eddie 1248 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,360 Murphy and maybe Bill Hicks and Pryor and stuff. 1249 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,040 So then, for the very first time, I never forget I stole the 1250 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:19,840 tip off my uncle of hearing like an audience absolutely creasing 1251 01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,320 themselves. To somebody with my accent. 1252 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:25,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think this is this is because 1253 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,680 I wasn't listening to killed him maybe a little bit, but that's a 1254 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,880 bit ahead of it. I was like, but that's a Tyrone 1255 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,560 accent. I was like, that is fucking 1256 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,720 unreal. So never knew what it looked 1257 01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,280 like. Yeah, just knew the voice right, 1258 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,200 right, right. Because I saw the old time was 1259 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,680 on tape. So I never got to see him until 1260 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,320 way, way later. I'm going to. 1261 01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:46,640 I just, you know, when you meet somebody like that is exactly 1262 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,000 what I thought you looked like. Yeah, always the hands behind 1263 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,760 the back, two hands behind the. Back, sort of fleece. 1264 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,000 Forward and back, yeah. Fleece on and like, totally 1265 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,600 happy to like be in silence. Yes. 1266 01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,920 Oh, absolutely, yeah. Because who was that I saw 1267 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:03,960 backstage at the at the festival was like him and a couple of 1268 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:07,880 like comedians of of like his his age and I, you know, before 1269 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,640 you've got a bit of nervous energy, you want to like chat 1270 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,120 the people a bit. And however your other shows 1271 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,960 been going all this and they were just kind of all like happy 1272 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,520 to just enjoy the, you know, little nod at each other every 1273 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,200 now and. Again column Murphy told me I 1274 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:24,400 was with him last year said about being stuck in the green 1275 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:29,560 room with Kevin Michael here Michael Redmond All right 1276 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,920 onwards that was it But yeah, Kevin's he's fantastic and is 1277 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:39,920 such a brilliant yeah and his his word play the last show I 1278 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,440 watched him I was like there's not a sellable. 1279 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,440 What's so well written? Oh yeah, absolutely. 1280 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,800 And then he then that humility comes with him as well, where he 1281 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,400 just doesn't. He doesn't give a fuck, he 1282 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,680 doesn't care. I've seen him go on at the I saw 1283 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,120 him going at the Empire. It's one of the first times I 1284 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,680 saw him live and they just weren't listening. 1285 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,680 And he, you know, it's like a row, a very rowdy, like a bear 1286 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,680 pit night. Like they wanted more, more on 1287 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,240 subtle comedy. Let's just say he goes up, 1288 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,640 starts talking. You know, he's got white hair, 1289 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,880 He's fairly small, man. He's up on stage, hands behind 1290 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,720 the back, taking 30 seconds between sentences. 1291 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,360 And they were chatting away. And after about a minute or two, 1292 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,840 the chatting kind of went away a wee bit and he just kept 1293 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,680 talking. You know, if we went on, we'd be 1294 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,920 shouting a bit. Yeah. 1295 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,840 He went even quiet, even more into Shell. 1296 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,320 And he, you know, he would go. He'd just go. 1297 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,600 They're watching me now, They're watching me. 1298 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,880 They're always watching me. And he would just look around 1299 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:44,200 that, you know, and eventually, after about 10 minutes, they 1300 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,160 were in. They were loving us, Yeah. 1301 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,680 He killed and he gets and I've I've watched him and deal he's 1302 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,000 1. He came in that a couple times 1303 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,320 out the first night and is the only act I've ever seen that 1304 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,960 could the only word you can use. Footer. 1305 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,520 Footer with a microphone stand. Yeah, for almost a minute. 1306 01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:03,840 Yes, yes, yes, yeah. Not say a word, yeah, And have 1307 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,520 them in stitches. Yeah, just from a wee touch. 1308 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,520 Yeah. We lock and all day Bros and I 1309 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,160 mean everything about it is just. 1310 01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:12,560 Tamed I must get him on the podcast. 1311 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,760 I could be off. For it, yeah. 1312 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:18,800 Because yeah. So let me to finish up so hard 1313 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,480 to predict be like what shoes you want to do know what's 1314 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,760 happening. But but like has has this period 1315 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:28,920 of inactivity for everyone giving you like any sort of 1316 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:33,440 specific ambition to like do a certain thing or are you like, 1317 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,680 you know what I thought would actually want to do this or 1318 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,760 that? The good thing about it all is 1319 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,840 I've got an iron show on Q Excellent. 1320 01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,240 Just the whole entire journey and all the madness and all the 1321 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,800 crazy shit. Like I have read some crazy shit 1322 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,480 this last nine months. So to put that into a show you. 1323 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:53,040 Should do that in like a dark basement venue a small. 1324 01:03:53,040 --> 01:04:00,720 Crowd and then just kill them all then in in the comedy. 1325 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:05,720 This is a part you said. I think the for the biggest 1326 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:09,560 shock for me has been the podcast, Yeah, because I, I've 1327 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:14,000 been doing a podcast best, the best podcast to our 200 1328 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,560 listeners. We've been to me and my mate 1329 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:17,720 Ronnie. I've been doing that and it's 1330 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,120 basically, you know, best your favourite TV show or film or 1331 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:21,840 whatever. And we sort of do a review. 1332 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:22,960 So it's not a comedy one. Yeah. 1333 01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,320 And then somewhere along the line, I think it was January 1334 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:30,040 time, Bartlett was just chatting one day and he was like, here 1335 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,960 you've launched in the podcast. I was like the equipment's Noma. 1336 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,480 If you're willing to travel Dome all the time, fucking sure, no 1337 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,000 problem. Yeah. 1338 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,320 And he does. He was down every time. 1339 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,360 And and then it just went from there. 1340 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:44,840 So I know me personally, I've increased like people that know 1341 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,640 me because of the but you know, because of the podcast. 1342 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,880 So hopefully now you'll be able to do like a show of my own sort 1343 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,680 of thing. But I was more than happy aware 1344 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:56,680 things were going because it just on waterfront halls, you 1345 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:57,920 know, sang at the waterfront hall. 1346 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,840 Yes, we did. Did the waterfront hall with you 1347 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,360 and then had went out with with Murphy after that. 1348 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,960 And do you know when you just you obviously at some point must 1349 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:09,160 have had that feeling where it's like you're thinking right, 1350 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,280 things are moving the way they should be moving. 1351 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,920 You can feel a bit of momentum and then bang, it just stops. 1352 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:19,040 The last two shows of history wasn't done locked down. 1353 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:23,560 And so the podcast then became a sort of filler with our quizzes 1354 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,440 and. It's been a great way to be 1355 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,160 productive in some way and I feel like you are having that 1356 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,520 connection with. Audience and fucking therapy. 1357 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,960 Yeah, 100. Percent, like when you're 1358 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,960 something, especially when you're a Bartlett, I mean, he 1359 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,880 he's you know what it's like, you mean just pull the string 1360 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,600 and go, you know, and you just, you just watch and absorb. 1361 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,520 And so what's been class as well, because then you end up 1362 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,720 feeling like an audience member times you're coming out sore 1363 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,480 from that, you know. So it has turned out to be 1364 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,520 pretty good, actually, yeah. So, Dexter and Young, what day 1365 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:55,120 of the week? Come on. 1366 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:56,880 Normally goes out to Tuesday. Yeah. 1367 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,960 Tuesday, Yeah, it's class. I really enjoy it. 1368 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,280 And Mickey was supposed to get a camera from me and then we've 1369 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,760 talked about it. I should have brought it today. 1370 01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:10,000 The shed of truth is getting converted right into the studio 1371 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:10,440 of truth. I should. 1372 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,480 Have brought that camera you can. 1373 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:13,960 Tell that we can. We'll get that. 1374 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,480 Yeah. But I think it's not. 1375 01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,320 If there was ever a podcast, it shouldn't be on video. 1376 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,000 Yeah, I've said this for a long time. 1377 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,000 I keep putting it off. We're not very photogenic, you 1378 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,280 know, sorry for yourself. You know what I mean? 1379 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:28,000 You know, you obviously you look like you do, but. 1380 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,120 Sounds like there's an insult in there somewhere. 1381 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,960 But us two small monkeys coming out of fucking. 1382 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,120 I look like a haunted Victorian child. 1383 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,480 But a sweet 1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1384 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,360 Well, I sweeten the outside. But like, that was a question I 1385 01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:45,480 was asked in a recent podcast would be like, if I was a 1386 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,560 character in The Crown, who would I be? 1387 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,600 And I was like, I'd be a carrot. I'd be like a distant relative 1388 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:54,320 who's in with, like he's royal kind of by blood. 1389 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,240 But I think you would have gone by the name of Julian. 1390 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:02,440 And I'd be like a very evil big child, you know, and. 1391 01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:06,160 Are you not officially part of the royal family now? 1392 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,480 That's why when you like when I mentioned the crown and you look 1393 01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:10,440 like you had something to say, I was going to be This episode's 1394 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:13,520 never getting released. The family won't let. 1395 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,120 You know what I remember? Yeah. 1396 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:15,960 Because. Yeah. 1397 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,320 So the first thing I did two things. 1398 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:23,480 One was when Harry and Meghan came over and they were coming 1399 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,480 to the crime bar and they wanted to meet people from the arts. 1400 01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,120 Love I love your better but that about. 1401 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,240 Oh, about how you react to, certainly. 1402 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,920 No. About the crime bar, about being 1403 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,880 there and. Oh, but the way I was 1404 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,240 introduced. They just assumed that you were 1405 01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:38,080 just a drinker. It was the one who was the the 1406 01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:41,560 official, like Lee is the Irish liaison between the royal family 1407 01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,920 and the people or whatever was had. 1408 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,840 And she's old, right? And she was supposed to like, 1409 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,280 introduce like, you know, she asked everyone, what's your 1410 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:49,920 name? What do you think? 1411 01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,480 She and Todd stamp comedian Bubba. 1412 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:54,680 And then when it came to it, she just fucking like got. 1413 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,720 Lost she and a joy. Of it all and no, she didn't use 1414 01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:01,160 that she was the these are some locals of this bar and then then 1415 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,480 my joke was that we just looked like we were always there and I 1416 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,720 was like, these people just take that I'm a young alcoholic. 1417 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,120 But yes, we did not. We had a chat and I purely went 1418 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,640 to that because two of my mates were doing it and I was like oh 1419 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:16,439 there's this material there's 100% material. 1420 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:21,359 And then the next time they asked there was like no, William 1421 01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:24,359 and Kate are coming over. Would you do and I was like, oh, 1422 01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:25,640 I don't want to do the same thing again. 1423 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,760 They're like, would you do stand up at this event? 1424 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:33,120 And I was like yes, 100% did it. And then a friend of ours said 1425 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,760 to me not that long ago he knows he goes there. 1426 01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:39,960 You know, some people in the West aren't too happy with you. 1427 01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:45,479 And I was like who, what, how I? Think I was there in that 1428 01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:47,800 conversation. Yeah, I was like, there isn't, 1429 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,000 there must have nothing to do. There's maybe one guy in West 1430 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,600 Belfast who's like, what are you decade? 1431 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:56,200 But like it's not actively being discussed yet in in different 1432 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:57,399 circles. Not a committee meeting. 1433 01:08:57,399 --> 01:09:00,120 No old they're not like she and talk keep showing up at these 1434 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:03,240 fucking events, but like I'd have done it for like, you know, 1435 01:09:03,359 --> 01:09:06,520 the opposite, Yeah, you know. Who's that? 1436 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,120 Was it? Stand up Jerry Adams birthday. 1437 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:14,319 I do set. I do set 100% like in the 1438 01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:16,840 fucking roast. You get Kevin, I'd love. 1439 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,439 To Jerry, good to see you here, although you might not be here, 1440 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,240 you know, fucking really good. Like really good. 1441 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,479 That could be, yeah. You may not get a. 1442 01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:27,040 Little Jerry, Jerry, check under your car. 1443 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,600 He looks like it's a cake. You know what I mean? 1444 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:35,319 Like it's a cake, but I mean, I just have a better material that 1445 01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:37,960 like I was too young to really make it work and it wasn't that 1446 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,720 funny, but it was about like the IRA and going on like a charm 1447 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,920 campaign. So that like ring people and be 1448 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:46,800 like, you know, government buildings and all and be like, 1449 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:50,680 listen, he's a 15 minutes to get out and get the ball and ice 1450 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:54,960 ball of late on some ball and some ball and food for you, you 1451 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:59,840 know. And yeah, the way the fucking 1452 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:02,080 robot bond diffuser thing just pull on out a. 1453 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:06,320 It's a cake, Johnny 5. It wasn't as funny as I'm 1454 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,280 describing it now. I remember I was doing a 1455 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,840 gangster bomb and I said I must have done the material then. 1456 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,920 And then some guy in the audience went Johnny 5. 1457 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,080 And I was like, who the fuck is Johnny 5? 1458 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,920 And he goes, are we robot? And I was like, that's bullshit, 1459 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,640 that's not true. Well, Johnny 5, you know Johnny 1460 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,480 5. Is yeah, yeah, yeah. 1461 01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:24,880 But I then thought the. Or that they actually called 1462 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,080 Johnny Five. OK, now I just show my age by 1463 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,800 quoting on. The and I was like, then that 1464 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,440 undermines it when the police are like, listen, we need to go 1465 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:34,400 to like an active bomb scene. Someone get Johnny five. 1466 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,880 I was like, they didn't need to call him that Johnny. 1467 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:43,080 Five The News reporter Army bomb disposal experts have brought 1468 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,920 out Johnny 5. Johnny 5 is live at the scene. 1469 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,640 Yeah, fuck I I mean, at the minute I would do a gig for 1470 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:50,680 anyone. Dictators. 1471 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:54,880 Yeah, it's getting, it's getting desperate levels and at this 1472 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,800 stage. If Trump had to got back in, 1473 01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:00,560 I've done 5 at. The that yeah, that's still to 1474 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:02,400 come to we've got all that, the combined as well. 1475 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,680 That's all this is funny. Shot before the 20th of January. 1476 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,240 Final question, how does our play? 1477 01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,400 There's no way he's getting back in. 1478 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:17,080 Absolutely getting back in. No, you you think the next year. 1479 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,360 On the 20th of January, I believe Donald Trump will be 1480 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:24,720 inaugurated. Now that's a big statement on a 1481 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:25,840 lot of. Time. 1482 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,680 When's the squad? 21st January. 1483 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:31,280 A lot of time with those statements, sometimes I think 1484 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,000 it's like. I can't. 1485 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,160 It's. A girl showing up to a house 1486 01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:36,520 party when you're at secondary school, it's sometimes it feels 1487 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:38,520 a guy being like, they'll be here and you're like. 1488 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,560 I I can't see how they don't unless, sorry, I should say a 1489 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,240 caveat to that. If it's not, it's a new 1490 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:50,280 election, I don't see it going the way that is with the with 1491 01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,640 the court cases. The media keeps talking about 1492 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:55,120 the court cases are keeping them thrown out, but they're not has 1493 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:56,960 cases. There are other cases been done 1494 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,480 that are as they aren't prepared and stuff. 1495 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:04,040 They as in Giuliani and Janet Ellis, they have three cases 1496 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,280 live and they're ultimately going to end up in the Supreme 1497 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,680 Court. So the Supreme Court's going to 1498 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,640 decide and once they see the, the evidence, I can't see how 1499 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:16,880 they won't overturn the, the, the election or call a new one, 1500 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:19,960 because this is the way that we talk in our podcast. 1501 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:23,400 They don't have You don't have to produce your vote voter ID at 1502 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:27,480 the when you go to vote What? Do you mean you can just? 1503 01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:31,600 Walk on and just vote. You don't need to have any ID to 1504 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,840 preview or the person that says on your electoral. 1505 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,680 Card feels like a bad system. Bad system. 1506 01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,040 Don't forget, these are the people who went to Iraq. 1507 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,840 Maybe you have to. Promise people how to do open 1508 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,560 and fairs. But maybe you like Promise or 1509 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,520 whatever. Maybe you you go in or she and 1510 01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:46,520 Todd. Yeah, I promise. 1511 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:47,440 I swear to go. Do you swear? 1512 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:48,840 Yeah. But then some people might have 1513 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,280 their fingers crossed secretly in their pocket. 1514 01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:51,720 See, that's what the Bible's for. 1515 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,760 Yeah, true. Keep one hand the Bible and 1516 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,680 other hand obviously, then it keeps no fingers crossed. 1517 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,280 Next time you come on, let's talk about the Bible. 1518 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:00,240 Yeah. Cheers for coming on. 1519 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:03,000 Thank you very much. Thanks for the tea. 1520 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,120 Yeah, and I bring some of that hair product next time. 1521 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:07,680 I can give you something here you want. 1522 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:10,000 Such an essence and can you rate? 1523 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,040 Look where I shot me.