1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,800 With toothpicks and you look like deserters from like, no, 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,760 no, no. From like the Gulf, Not the 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,160 Gulf. Vietnam, Vietnam. 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,120 Vietnam. You look like a have a wee 5 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:15,280 looker. Do you like when you go to a 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,720 restaurant? You said you want dessert. 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,400 You actually both do suit toothpicks like I'm not gonna 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,640 lie, and smoking like we're all about smoking. 9 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,160 You both. Do I don't know? 10 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:23,800 I don't. I don't. 11 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,480 People say I don't. I'm not going to work for the 12 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,360 rest of the pod if I'm honest. I look like I was smoking 13 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,800 cigarettes. I need to be in like the long 14 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,600 holder. You'd have a cigarette in a wee, 15 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,840 like, not even a cigarette holder, like there'd be a, you 16 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,720 know, on the end of a needle. Yes, for the white glove. 17 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you smoke for a cigarette. 18 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,560 When I was 19. Oh really? 19 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,400 Yeah, most people start way. I smoked before that. 20 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,040 I only started when the smoking ban came in because it was when 21 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,200 the smoking ban came in, everyone outside there was more 22 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,400 crack and it was a better way to meet women at uni. 23 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,000 Yeah, when do you? Spoken player hit the game. 24 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,080 What do you do? You 38 Why? 25 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,600 Did you act like you have loads of money on Mickey not being 26 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,480 that age and you're about to? Really. 27 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,040 No, it just it upsets me whenever I hear people saying 28 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:14,920 things like I was 19 in 2000. And seven in 19. 43. 29 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:19,520 So you would have been. 4320. Two in 2007. 22 shown. 30 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,880 When you smoke first. Probably I was about 15 or 16. 31 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:32,040 See, I remember having we cheeky draws I like 12/12/13, but I 32 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,320 would I felt class when I did it like but I would only take one 33 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,200 or two and then I'd have to go away and take my inhaler. 34 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,040 All right. Would you have we faint? 35 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,880 I did. So I bet. 36 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,640 Yeah, I'd be sorry. I don't know that I would get 37 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,320 confused between alcohol, drugs and cigarettes. 38 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,040 So I take a puff of a cigarette and be like, I'm stoned, you 39 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,400 know, and be like, fault. Thanks, Tony. 40 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:51,720 Thank you. Tony. 41 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,800 Landon actually want one. But we can leave it there as a 42 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:58,560 problem and can I can I say something? 43 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,680 I grew up it really shoot you. I know you don't like 44 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,080 compliments. Weird about all that kind of 45 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,840 thing. That call really Shoot. 46 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,560 You I wore a similar blue shirt that was like buttoned up at a 47 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,240 gig in the bank, eh way back. And Adam Barn told me a lot. 48 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,720 Big filled hitter. The darts by. 49 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:21,160 All of Burns are cheap. He looks like Joe Exotic. 50 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,960 Shut the fuck up. I was like, I was like, I'm 51 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:26,880 angry. That's fucking. 52 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,920 Hilarious, I really. Do dart players not have the 53 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:34,080 best life paints and darts? Like I don't like darts, but it 54 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,360 just looks like you. Don't matter. 55 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,200 My pants even. Yes, true. 56 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,360 But even like. You just like start. 57 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,200 We read dots. But even if you get injured, so. 58 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:44,760 That's 2 tricks are gonna be dead. 59 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,640 Even if you get injured as darts prayer, you still play. 60 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,160 You know there's a thing called dart Itis no where they 61 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:56,720 literally I did a I did a bit of course, yeah, I did a behind the 62 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:01,040 scenes photo shoot for a gay who did a documentary for BBC right 63 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,840 about the nearly darts league and it's the it's the second 64 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,920 biggest darts league in Europe. They understand right in Europe. 65 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,880 Yeah, and I Brexit. Means Brexit. 66 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,600 So I ended. Up two specs really changed you? 67 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,320 It's changing me as well. Just like Joe Yokel, Imagine. 68 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,160 But anyway, yeah. So there was a gay there who had 69 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,760 been suffering from dartnatus, where it's like, yeah, you have 70 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:27,920 it, but you're like, it won't leave your hand. 71 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,600 I think that's called wankers Cramp for this man. 72 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,120 Well, apparently it's a real thing. 73 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,720 It just gets in your head like. Just yeah, but it's like it can 74 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,640 ruin your career. Like PTSD, post traumatic stress 75 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,480 starts. Yeah, do you play Dart? 76 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,040 No. Never throw a few. 77 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,640 I've got a dartboard man does this. 78 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,080 I was decent actually. Funny enough, I love darts. 79 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,680 I was a kid. I'm like you're play dart. 80 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,040 Nah, I was decent PDC world champ. 81 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,640 No, I know it's PDC or whatever. I mumbled that because I was 82 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:05,280 like. Yeah, but I love darts. 83 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,160 Was a kid. So when Bullseye was on TV, 84 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,640 weird. But there's a there's a photo of 85 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,320 me somewhere, my auntie is holding a dartboard and I'm like 86 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,200 3 throwing darts at like why? Just holding right. 87 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,279 And she was like. Irresponsible as. 88 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,519 Irresponsible. I remember. 89 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,720 Dad. Be like you never miss. 90 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:24,480 Like you always hit her. Sippers, This episode of the 91 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,320 Team With Me podcast is sponsored by none other than 92 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:33,760 that prize guy, TPGAKAKATPG. 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Patreon at dot com slash T with 135 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,760 me podcast back to the app. Oh, I am. 136 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,680 What kind of put me off Dart is my granddad died one night, 137 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,800 right? Fucking Dart 1. 138 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,640 Night Dart related he died right right and then I went down to my 139 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:09,840 cousin's house just like so few more recent like not but not the 140 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,480 ground on that side. You get me? 141 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,360 So I went down to my cousin's house cousin we ran into earlier 142 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,600 that night straight. So I just called in and they 143 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,000 were playing darts and I just stood off the side and I was 144 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,840 like pretty sad about my grandadine. 145 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,120 And then one of the darts they threw bounced off the board and 146 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,160 went through my foot and then I was crying. 147 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,640 I was just extra sad because. It's much worse than the. 148 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,960 Dart was in my foot of my granddad that, so I was really 149 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,880 crying. I I had a summer appearance 150 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,800 where it was a woman we knew who actually should join. 151 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,560 She took her what he called, took the holy orders like she 152 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:46,480 was a child of Jesus, right? And she died the day. 153 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,880 Music Day. The day before or your first 154 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:55,160 birthday and I went, I went down, I've done I was in my 155 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,840 cousin's house distraught and one of them how? 156 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,240 Did you know her? Just from just about the town 157 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,640 and she's. Not around town, yeah. 158 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,720 What was your name, Sister Mariosa. 159 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,960 Sister Mariosa. Yeah, she was Spanish and 160 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,280 therefore 81st birthday and one of the lads made a very an 161 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,440 appropriate joke. Yeah, three triple 20s in a row 162 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,520 and shouted one on dead and 80 and I was like, lad, that's not 163 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,640 funny, that's niche. I was like that's not funny 164 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:26,840 though. I said even the bullseye cried 165 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,880 out there. Sister Mariosa sounds like a 166 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,480 budget cleaning brand. Yeah, in B&M. 167 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,240 It's something what be Goldberg's character and sister. 168 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:39,240 Bullseye was a show I never watched and have no regard we. 169 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,720 Haven't lived. I haven't lived. 170 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,360 That was amazing. Terrific. 171 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,440 What do you call the mother hosted? 172 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,880 Just bored. Yeah, well, you too fat bastard 173 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,480 to play and dad like. You could have said that, yeah. 174 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,960 Dropping Edwards like for etcetera. 175 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,040 Tony. Remember Tony? 176 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,120 Do you see the Dart Pro? Well, it was just he just told 177 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,880 people what scores were right. And one that is one reason I can 178 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,320 never play Dart I. Can't. 179 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,200 Yeah. I can't count. 180 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,840 That's mental. Yeah, that's mental. 181 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,240 Yeah, I've played darts the all time in a pub with people who 182 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,000 love playing darts in a pub and their mental arithmetic isn't 183 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,800 seeing and I'm like, you've had a pint. 184 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,600 Where do you stand on pub games? You do behind the white line. 185 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,040 I I'm a pool player. I make. 186 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,880 Horse Standard. You in white land and pubs? 187 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,840 Stand behind, it'll disappears. I mean, yeah. 188 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,480 No, but I'm talking about these bars where you go that might 189 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,800 have pool tables, maybe arcade bars, arcade machines, you know 190 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,480 that board games. What do you do? 191 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,840 You like that? Or I won't, I won't. 192 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,360 Took an accuracy and came up on a dance map. 193 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,480 Fucking best out of my life. What do you mean? 194 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,840 An actual dance map? Yeah. 195 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,320 Like there's a place in Manchester has like a arcade 196 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,840 says open to like 3 in the morning and it's for drunk 197 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,640 people and people on drugs to go and just play. 198 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,960 Like just. Nintendo 60. 199 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:02,520 Four, yeah, and I took took an axi and then was on a dance mat, 200 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,600 kicked in as I was fucking. Although the weird thing is a 201 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:08,080 dance mat doesn't pick up your hands, so I didn't. 202 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,840 A great score your auntie to hold. 203 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:15,680 One up, she's dead like she. Was a non class. 204 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:22,440 I'm dancing there. I wouldn't like. 205 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:26,320 I wouldn't like to be like, you know, not like a numb, but 206 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,000 what's the opposite? I'm not the non, well, like a 207 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,720 male non. Praise, Praise, Yeah. 208 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,160 The opposite of a non is a sum. But they I. 209 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,480 Don't know which one is to do. But like, you couldn't like 210 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,280 getting started by the Yeah, yeah. 211 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,680 I was wondering you couldn't like anything not much like. 212 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,560 Like religion? Yeah. 213 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,920 But just the literally. For non so it's a habit on it. 214 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,040 What would you have been if you were to stand up? 215 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,000 I'm not a stand up. And start. 216 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,480 I wanted, I know. Fuck you, she is. 217 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,080 You're one of us. Welcome. 218 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,520 Welcome to the mental health group. 219 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,680 Thank you very much. This is fully. 220 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:11,120 I wanted to be, I wanted to be a police officer whenever I was a 221 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,320 youngster. Thank you. 222 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,680 Be a good cop. You'd be a great cop. 223 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,520 I'd be very inconspicuous. You look like sort of cop. 224 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,560 You're always just about to go to Hawaii, you know what I mean? 225 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,040 Yeah. You know the 10 cops? 226 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,600 Yeah, yeah. Like the Chief is always like 227 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,920 McCoy. Get in here. 228 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,160 McCoy is the rule book. Read it. 229 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,720 Yeah, you went through an entire girls school. 230 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:36,240 You're like arm. Like Jimmy Savile. 231 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,120 No, fuck. Not like Jimmy Savile. 232 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:44,680 Like a lesbian. Class, the gay jokes started. 233 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,600 I look ridiculously good in a way. 234 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,560 I'm short. I would not. 235 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,600 Joe, I think everybody looks class in a police uniform. 236 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,720 I don't know, maybe it's just me, but everybody, every PS and 237 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,040 I officer I see, yes, absolutely. 238 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,400 You know, a real copper is the stripper. 239 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,400 Just taking us real seriously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 240 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,000 Jillian Anderson. I don't. 241 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,080 I like the idea of like doing heroic things when you're a cop, 242 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,160 but then the side to it, you wouldn't, you wouldn't like 243 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,200 their bodies know, like bodies know. 244 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,480 But I'd like to do some cool look. 245 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,080 Hey, get back here. Stop bad. 246 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,720 Yeah, You know, like all that. Yeah. 247 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,640 Don't you dare you. Know, yeah. 248 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,040 Tell the lollipop money's out of his jurisdiction. 249 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 250 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,080 There's nothing good. You're never going to get to do 251 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,600 anything cool in here. I wanted to be, actually wanted 252 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,720 to be Axel Foley. Yeah, Beverly Hills Cox. 253 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,040 Yeah. Black and OPS weird. 254 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,280 Though very weird for a gender person. 255 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,680 Yeah, but that's that's what he wanted. 256 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,000 To be ginger. People show me one. 257 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:53,600 Well there's there's a place where people have non white skin 258 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,880 but ginger hair. Bangladesh. 259 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:01,240 Bangladeshis have ginger. Hair or West Belfast fact How? 260 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,480 Do people in Bangladesh have ginger? 261 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,320 How do you know this like? Can you look it up? 262 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,440 I just don't even. Ask on a ginger man to look up. 263 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:17,520 Donald Nolan. Do you get bullied as well? 264 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,000 Can I, can I say I've got to give you a must? 265 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,480 Thank you. You recommended a chippy to me 266 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,920 in Warrenpoint. It was 10 out of 10. 267 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,640 To be fair, you already had the recommendation because I know 268 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,480 you put it into the group chat because Darren told me. 269 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,840 But anyway, umm, how was it I? Just. 270 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,400 Fucking told. You I. 271 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,280 Was a shag cop? Absolutely. 272 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,520 What did you say there? Yeah, who'd you kill you? 273 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,600 Just give away your source to the ground. 274 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,160 But yes, I put it in the group and then I went. 275 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,600 You know what? I can't wait on the answer. 276 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,360 I'll ask the fattest person they know from your A Where's a good 277 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,000 place to get a fucking chip? Thanks, Shane. 278 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,240 Don't you ever say. Thanks, Shane, don't you? 279 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,720 Ever come across a real piece of shit recommendation? 280 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,880 Yeah. Piece of shit motherfucker, you 281 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,080 motherfucker. Fucking mother Korean. 282 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,600 Bartlett. No, that'll be a cop show. 283 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,600 Always on the stage, always on the scare. 284 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:10,400 Lethal Weapon. Always on a stake. 285 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,360 I'm getting here. Hem drinking and me just fucking 286 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,680 eating shit. Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt eats and 287 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,760 every scene of oceans. Oceans 11. 288 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,680 I thought you didn't. I thought you didn't. 289 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,040 Do it. He's got a, he's got a lovely 290 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,000 job. He's it's like Tom Cruise. 291 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,480 Wrong. Yeah, right. 292 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,040 I have a lot of free times where I know a lot of clear movie 293 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,280 effective. Nick loves movies. 294 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,560 How was the chippy apart from a 10 out of 10? 295 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,120 Tell me. Here's why it was so good. 296 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,320 The queue was halfway up the street, I went on. 297 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,520 You love queue. Oh, sorry that I thought that 298 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,920 you meant that out of your experience, no. 299 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:50,320 Oh, I was well in the queue, but then I realised queues for the 300 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,280 ice cream, so the feeling of walking past it straight up to 301 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,040 the chippy because they're both in the one thing here. 302 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,040 Unbelievable. Yourself worth in the toilet. 303 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,200 Why? The feeling of walking past the 304 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,280 queue right just because there's people getting ice cream. 305 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,120 Yeah, but I just felt like I was going to have to queue and then 306 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,960 I when I realised I wasn't and I was getting the chips straight 307 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,520 away, that was a great feeling. But they were lovely. 308 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,400 I'm started to be harbour but warm points, really nice. 309 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,400 But then sometimes I go our place is just nice because it's 310 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,280 really sunny. Is anywhere everywhere Nice 311 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,760 because it's sunny. But warm point. 312 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,480 Nice. Sorry you're. 313 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,080 Talking my prick there eh? Warm forward points. 314 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,080 Lovely, I think all year round. It is nice. 315 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,480 Yeah, it's nice, but they know it. 316 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,280 One point people know what they're. 317 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,920 Up themselves like. Yeah, they're right. 318 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:38,640 Here we are on the Riviera. I have a weird question I'll 319 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,640 need to fill you on. What did you do your dildo? 320 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,960 It's still there. We did Bake Off last week. 321 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,960 Mickey brought. Oh, that they'll do, yes. 322 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,520 All right, all right, he did he. Fuck. 323 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,240 Mick Ball I. Gave it back to the tropos. 324 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,000 Shouldn't call her a job. It's my mother. 325 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,440 And she's grieving for the loss of her sister. 326 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,120 Isn't it? And. 327 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,360 She want to bury that dildo too, but that's all she left us. 328 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,680 Bury it were who's? Who's the box with us? 329 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,960 Mick brought a dildo, but he bought. 330 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,240 He went and bought it that morning. 331 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,800 Did. You, I can't believe you. 332 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,120 You would do that. Go in and buy. 333 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,640 Tell you what's even worse, I'm clearing it. 334 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,080 Back off my taxes. Bought the business card. 335 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,120 He did. Where did you buy it? 336 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,320 Dildo shop. Your account is like but the 337 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,800 GIMP mask and the oh. Yeah, yeah. 338 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,840 That's not for work. Yeah, he went into a sexual in 339 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,960 Belfast and bought by himself. Did you go in and say what it 340 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,320 was for? No, he didn't ask. 341 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,720 I don't think they're. I think that's that's that's why 342 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,560 I'd be awkward. I go here, I'm doing this even 343 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,440 and they're not interested and it was. 344 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,440 Because you're lying, 99% of people are. 345 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,600 If you go, what's that for? They go. 346 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,720 I'm going to put it up. Yeah, for. 347 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,080 To be inside. Yeah, if I had said I'm going to 348 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,680 put in the middle of a cheesecake for a video, that 349 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,480 would sound weird to him. And it would sound like a lie 350 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,240 he'd. Go. 351 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,680 He'd go outside. You're a perfect. 352 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,920 Yeah, Put the dildo in a cheesecake. 353 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,079 Stick up your whole like a normal person. 354 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,240 See when you walk in, are the dildos there? 355 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,280 Right on the on the right hand the wall dildos. 356 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,880 And are they boxed or are they, do they have some of them like 357 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,880 sticking out? Yeah. 358 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,200 That's either watch, right? OK. 359 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,680 I think you can go into the back. 360 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,520 I mean, get us being the same. I think it's the idea. 361 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,880 But we went into the had it's a couple of years ago, we bought 362 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,480 another dildo and we went into the behind the curtain bit and 363 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,120 they had like the bottom half of a torso. 364 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:35,800 So just a dirt and bomb and legs in fishnet tights, like bent 365 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,640 over a chair and get us was like we were two grown men the size 366 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,840 of us get us like poke up bomb and I'm like no. 367 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,080 And then I poked it and it's. Was that a product to buy or to 368 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,800 try to dilute? It was just, I think it was just 369 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,480 to go, this is the life like bottom half of a torso. 370 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,400 If you want to take it home. I touched it and went teach, I 371 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,680 think the coke and fucking send it to my house. 372 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,720 I'm just a really bad cook. You see a. 373 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:07,560 Really good misogynist as well. Clearly never give you massage. 374 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,960 Massage my bum, my feet. Yeah, you would love nothing 375 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,560 more than a massage from Mickey right now as somebody here 376 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,680 physical contact. I tried to give her AI, tried to 377 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,400 give her a hello hog once you get the way the fuck off me, 378 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,840 yeah. Fuck you. 379 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,800 Hello. I have a slight, we'll stick 380 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,640 with him. I have a slight man crush on 381 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,920 him. I reveal. 382 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,920 Because I've got no tell the. Truth. 383 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,240 Maybe that's what it is. So will you allow the old man 384 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,760 crush? Yeah. 385 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,720 Give me a few names. Any like celebrities or actors 386 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,080 or in the past who's been up there? 387 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:46,760 Up where? Not so lucky? 388 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,160 Well, there's your obvious ones. There's Beckham. 389 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,680 First start. Yeah, absolutely me, obviously. 390 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,280 No. Beckham now. 391 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,920 Yeah, absolutely. Oh, absolutely, Jack Grealish. 392 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,720 Now there's a bum and a doot and legs you would take home. 393 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,280 Joe, I've got a real fucking crush all the minute. 394 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,200 Benson, Boone. He's a can't see. 395 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,880 What he somewhere something off that piano? 396 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,600 He's good to see the backflip of me. 397 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,520 See a backflip? I don't know. 398 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:10,960 He's me. I. 399 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,440 Don't know what it was, I all of a sudden I was like fucking 400 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:17,080 stay. No too much farting about. 401 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,960 That oh, I'd really fucking. Barack Obama. 402 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:23,520 No, I don't say he smells fags. Yeah, he looks like he smells. 403 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,440 He smokes, does he? Yeah. 404 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,360 Really awful heart from goth fags, Michelle was telling me. 405 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,360 Right. Maybe you should give him a 406 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,080 tooth back. Right? 407 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,320 A Barack Obama they. Probably kill Syrians with the. 408 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,480 Take a mages. Perfect. 409 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:47,680 Umm. She looks like crush on him. 410 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,200 Sometimes some people are attraction is not rational, 411 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,200 right? And this case definitely. 412 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,920 No, what? Do you know what? 413 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,880 I mean like a man with a forehead like Grand Canyon. 414 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,480 That's not him. If if you've got wears in your 415 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,880 trousers for somebody, you can't rationalise it right. 416 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,200 So if it's maybe I just haven't met the right man yet. 417 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,400 Yep, you know. What I mean? 418 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,880 You're saying is I can't see turned you? 419 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,200 No, but maybe he was turned. I turned many. 420 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,960 Maybe it was never. I was never turned. 421 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,320 Maybe it was never for turning. Maybe I'm just one of these 422 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,520 fucking fluid fucking things that's going on now. 423 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:27,120 Polly, what is it? They call it Demi sexual. 424 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,480 I think that's a word. No Demi Moore. 425 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,200 She is actually G What's the? Movie. 426 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,440 I heard one. Time Press. 427 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,400 Ups GI Jean homosexual. Is 1. 428 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,240 Homosexual. Yeah, that's where you're just 429 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:43,680 going for somewhere to live. OK Sippers, this episode of Tea 430 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,280 With Me podcast is sponsored by none other than our friends at 431 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:52,880 manscaped.co.uk. The number one in man's Below 432 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,840 the belt grooming. 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If I didn't do this, the balls 444 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,840 would be out like and them. And what you need to ensure is 445 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:37,360 that if people do, of course by accident see your balls or 446 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,400 whatever, that it's looking good. 447 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,240 Any region of your body. If you want to make it look 448 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,720 good, go to manscape.co.uk. Use the code T with me for 20% 449 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,600 off and free shipping. They have any number of products 450 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,800 for meal grooming to make you look exceptional going into the 451 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,640 summer. Let's get back to this app. 452 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,400 There's yeah, definitely some guys I can look at and 453 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,200 definitely. Appreciate I fancy more fellas 454 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,600 than I do women. The only thing stopping me from 455 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,640 being full blown gay is I'd be worried if I get a bigger Willy 456 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,160 I'd be jealous. If you saw one if. 457 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,280 I if I was the goal with them, but this is going really well. 458 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,160 And then we got home for a first night together and he wept at a 459 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,720 big Dong. Yeah, I'd like him to take out 460 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,360 homie. He started nickname all QT 461 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,680 nicknames and he's calling you index. 462 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:22,480 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I look for me it's like 463 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:27,320 not footballers, but there's some like actors. 464 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,920 I go great looking guy. Jack Nicholson in The Departed 465 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,120 turns me on. No. 466 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,520 Specifically The Departed, no. No, I. 467 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,960 Don't know what it is. Brad Piton wants to put a time 468 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,960 in America. Brad Pit and Troy. 469 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,440 Brad, Pit and Seven. Brad Pit and me. 470 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,920 Never seen it. You will I get my way? 471 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,760 But yeah, I'm just. Curious, I'll move out the road. 472 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,600 Just curious what sex shops and wondering like are the late 473 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,120 because surely you want to touch it before you buy it? 474 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,440 Or do you think you just have one? 475 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,400 You like your nose, you're going and just get a new one every 476 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,200 time, I think. You've got a fair idea before 477 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,400 you go in what you're looking for. 478 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably know like how deep 479 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,400 your asshole is. Yeah, let's take. 480 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,480 That's all. The Bee Gees originally actually 481 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:26,360 on and. When you rise in the morning 482 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:31,240 bomb, When you rise in the morning bomb got lost there. 483 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,720 Yeah, All these shops are people docking in trying to not be seen 484 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,600 or people just down there. I don't know. 485 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,160 I'd be awkward, but. I went in with the full 486 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,320 confidence that it was for a kick. 487 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,560 I can't imagine if I was going to buy it for the actual. 488 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,440 Yeah, the act of meaning. The act of the act, you may not 489 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:54,280 be weirded out. I imagine those shops are 490 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,240 probably hardest that was you order that much online these 491 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,360 days, do you know what I mean? See, there was a sex shop and 492 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,600 you're at a stage. Oh, why? 493 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,240 That's what it's called. Oh, it's called. 494 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,520 It was called Nice to be Naughty I. 495 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,960 Don't know why it sniffed. Yeah, I'm. 496 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,320 Sure, it starts out of the rabbit hole. 497 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,040 Nice. And by the way, nice two number 498 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,840 two, all 100. And. 499 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,360 I think it was a cap, a logo. It was on the window. 500 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,480 But they're facing each other. I can't remember. 501 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:29,200 I can't remember, but the gay that used to work on it, you 502 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,840 said like see, I still see him about your ear. 503 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,720 Whatever on the Main St. On one of the one of the lesser 504 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,040 known streets, right? And it was like after COVID or 505 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,360 whatever, and I was like, well, I was cracked. 506 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:43,760 Lesbie Ave. I don't know. 507 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,200 I was like, what's happening? There's going, I said you still, 508 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,800 you still in the sex shop. And he's like, no, no, it's 509 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,760 close now, he says. But I still sell poppers from 510 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:55,720 the house. It's Newry too, so you know it's 511 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,000 laundered poppers. It's red. 512 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,560 Poppers, you have to dip the asshole and check. 513 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,120 HMRC coming up to dip, take it away. 514 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,200 Cops can pull you over. I love that selling. 515 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,440 Poppers your. Selling poppers from the house. 516 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:13,400 Yeah, it's, it's, yeah, it's having the confidence to walk 517 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,960 into like in Dublin, there's a central you can sit and have a 518 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,240 coffee and there's a sex shop underneath it. 519 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,680 But if you're sitting having a coffee at the window of a trips 520 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,480 at the Olympia Theatre, you just watch all the people walking in 521 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,320 and no one gives a fuck. Like they just like that. 522 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,520 The walk in and vibrate out. All guys too. 523 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,960 See, I was with me and get us another one to buy a dildo for 524 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,160 previous video. That was top report. 525 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,240 There was guys in the you're on court. 526 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,400 No, they were still buying like porn mags and the wee brown 527 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,960 paper bags and I already been like, you know, porns on the 528 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,320 Internet for nothing like and. Maybe the like the tacktail? 529 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,600 They might just be collecting them. 530 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,680 Might be going this is an issue. This is the first issue of Big 531 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,200 Bossy Babes. Yeah, babes, right? 532 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,160 It could be that, yeah. Big Bubblies. 533 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,000 Like March attacks, but for. Perverts take them home and 534 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,880 laminate them. Yeah, but yourself, Yeah. 535 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,800 Yeah. I don't think I could walk in 536 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,960 somewhere to go. I don't think it was for 537 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,480 something like a show or something to be fun. 538 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,560 What if it was a queue? I'd said it. 539 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,160 Oh no. There was 2 tax I said it when I 540 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,040 went down like and it felt like they just stood 3rd and how many 541 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,320 people in the morning? Yeah, yeah. 542 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,720 Any other questions about my little? 543 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,160 Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think so. 544 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,520 But you're Auntie? Yes, I want to check. 545 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,800 Where was she? A nun. 546 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,560 I made that up, man. I know, I know. 547 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,240 It's this sister Fabulosa. Yeah, yeah. 548 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,400 What? Was she called again, Sister 549 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,680 Dearly? Yeah, Where have you been 550 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,960 gigging recently? You're gigging with us on 551 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,280 Sunday. That's correct, which I totally 552 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,480 forgot about. I was in Mandela. 553 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,880 On Nelson, how is he? Yeah, he's all right. 554 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,040 He's OK. K pops a great work. 555 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,800 What the fuck? Are you proud of that? 556 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,200 No. Do you know who Nelson Mandela 557 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,560 is? Nelson from The Simpsons. 558 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:12,000 That was Michael D Higgins. How's it going down, Nelson 559 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,360 Mandela? Hold on, let me try again. 560 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,400 I want to welcome you all to Dublin, Nelson Mandel. 561 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,360 Yeah, fair. Enough Paul Mcgrassdale. 562 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,240 No, no. All right, class. 563 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,600 That's because these are all young. 564 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,440 I'm not. Yes, it was in Mandela Hall, eh, 565 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,080 with Teresa Sport. Teresa Eh last Saturday night. 566 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,160 Mandel holds brilliant. Class. 567 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:41,040 I was folly shaping myself like folly because it was like Men in 568 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,880 Black when you're going up because the fucking, you know, 569 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,880 there was like elevators with fucking key cards and all 570 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,520 somebody came down to meet. You, by the way, that's such a 571 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,440 Newry thing to be like. Oh geez, you're. 572 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:57,720 Left. On my doors, doors up my magic 573 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,200 by no touch it. Get him. 574 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,320 He's boys. Yeah. 575 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,560 No, don't. Please don't. 576 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,240 Get him partner. Yeah, you both always go tell 577 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,800 the other person to get him. No one gets him. 578 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,320 Put manners on that guy. Mandela is brilliant. 579 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,600 Yeah, it was great. Teresa is fantastic. 580 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,000 Did you ever go watch comedy there when it was the old 581 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,320 Mandela? Like you ever go to Queens 582 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,480 Comedy Club back in the day? No, the only thing I ever went 583 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,640 to Mandela for was to see Chic in 2012 and it was fantastic. 584 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,080 How good was the old Mandela Hall with the balcony Queens 585 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,560 Comedy club like back in the day? 586 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,080 It was class the. Lineups were unbelievable. 587 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,640 It was the best club by thinking Belfast. 588 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,040 Yeah, if we could never get on until all those fuckers retired 589 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,880 and. We literally, you literally just 590 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,200 want to watch and it was unbelievable. 591 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,160 So who we're talking about then? I saw Kevin Bridges there. 592 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,280 Yeah, before. Like he was that well known at 593 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,080 all. Tom Steed was always like. 594 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,520 Tom Steed still there. I opened for Tom in February 595 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,600 there. He's he's just, he's I think 596 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,920 he's all my favourite comedians. Yeah. 597 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,040 You put a clip up last week. You start with the guy in the 598 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,000 face, like what do you do, man? And the guy's like I'm saying 599 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,200 he's retired. He could you hear that? 600 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,320 He's retired. Do you like you can see Tom 601 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,600 Sales. He's been like, I was funny as 602 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,320 fucking nobody heard it. But you watch a load of stand up 603 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,840 since you started stand up. Have you watched? 604 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,840 A lot of people watch less once they start. 605 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:25,880 No, but I think I need to start doing that more, yeah, to sort 606 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,120 of work out a bit of, I don't know, craft or something. 607 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,120 I don't know. But you're not to blow too much 608 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,160 more your whole you are one of the most naturally funny people. 609 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,440 I think you're. I've ever met to understand what 610 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,240 people. Spend so long trying to find 611 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,680 like like their voice or who they are. 612 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,240 Yeah, Yeah, I think, yeah. You spend years trying to like, 613 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,120 do you got it? Yeah, I think a lot of people 614 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,720 spend years trying to fit in the parameters of what a stand up 615 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,160 is. And then once you figure that 616 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,400 out, you go back to being as funny as you were when you 617 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,640 before you started. OK. 618 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,320 So less than nobody, just you keep being you. 619 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,560 I had to follow her one night and then a skillet was the 620 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,600 hardest gig ever done my life. See, I I believe that to be 621 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,680 bollocks. No, it's true. 622 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,560 No, don't be wrong. About a week later I was opening 623 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,160 for you and Yuri and I went fucking hell for that. 624 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,080 Like tech, you bitchy. Do you remember that night? 625 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,800 And it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in 17 years of stand 626 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,960 up right. And I've maybe told it before. 627 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,880 So we were doing a gig and Yuri and a guy came in at Mccoo. 628 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,440 He was like, fuck, fuck. I took him to the formula. 629 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,640 Fuck is here with his wife. Fuck. 630 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,640 Fuck what? The fuck? 631 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,960 You were all you won't let us know what the fuck off? 632 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,640 Fuck no, because I mean. He's going to RIP me out. 633 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,280 Don't let the formal or don't. So she she's up on stage. 634 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,000 I just because obviously you mustn't. 635 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,680 You were worried that he was going to say something. 636 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,240 So you went by the way. I took him to the formal and the 637 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,520 whole crowd cheered. And then he went a much better 638 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,320 at finger now Leah, But then his wife went. 639 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:53,560 No he's not. It was fucking British. 640 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,240 It was, it was, it was good night, the phrase you took. 641 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,400 Him to the foremost funny, like I can imagine you just going up 642 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,440 to someone in the playground and. 643 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,680 Like we're going. In the playground, yeah. 644 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,760 The fuck sort of mental school did you go to? 645 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,760 I don't know how to playground. Oh, here Mary is Che Guevara. 646 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,640 Taught me through your. Taught me through your. 647 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,160 School mind that was. Fuck, I was like. 648 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,520 In the jungle. I was like, don't turn Gaza 649 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,800 with, yeah. Paul. 650 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,520 Just fucking our our play. I don't, we don't really have 651 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,680 playgrounds. We just had bets of tarmac. 652 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,080 You can kick a football about. Yeah, or go for a smoke. 653 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,080 Is this in like secondary school days? 654 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,680 Yeah. Yeah, well we I had an all 655 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,960 weather pitch and a camogie pitch and fucking tennis court 656 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,600 and load of stuff but come on. None of which they used. 657 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:42,680 But we played tennis court. Yeah, there's we had a handball 658 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,920 alley. We didn't. 659 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,600 I'm pretty sure. I don't think it really was a 660 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,800 humble. I think what happened was an old 661 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,360 bit of the school fell down and they went as a humble. 662 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,600 Yeah. Have you ever have you ever been 663 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,720 asked to go back to your school? Notice I've gone back a few 664 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,960 times. To do what? 665 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:03,520 Yeah, recently, No, I've gone back a couple times, like I've 666 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,640 done stand up twice for the school's anniversary and then 667 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:13,320 yeah. And then I think I went back one 668 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:18,400 time and give like a talk the lower upper 6th like drama 669 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,800 students where I sense it just went don't do it, get a real 670 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,760 job. Would you go back and say, like 671 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,400 say you were asked, would you give a talk to your old school 672 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,560 to go back? Yeah, I would. 673 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,240 They haven't asked me. Though did you like your school? 674 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,880 Experience. I loved school. 675 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,920 Loved it. I liked it as well. 676 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,840 Loved every second. I liked it after GCSE once I 677 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,640 stopped having to do maths I was like school class. 678 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,080 I left at that point. I didn't do a great deal. 679 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,440 I just knocked about the crack. I think my issue was I was like 680 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,440 one of the youngest in my year. I think if I had just been 681 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,720 allowed to just chill and rejoin the next year, it had been 682 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,920 easier. Like I was like, because there's 683 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,800 people like nearly a year old on in your year and I just, I 684 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:02,800 struggle academically and I find it hard to believe, but I 685 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,640 couldn't concentrate. So what was your strongest 686 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,480 subject then? English. 687 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,720 I wrote in my English GCSE, I wrote an essay, but I'm a 688 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,480 biology teacher in the school, saving people in like a Baywatch 689 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,680 kind of situation, and I remember laughing as we were 690 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,880 obviously so. Weird, I thought he was. 691 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,040 I wrote a model. Fiesta meal. 692 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,840 Like in the 60s I loved English, I loved anything creative. 693 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,160 But like my size. I remember sending a physics 694 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,280 teacher in like second or third year. 695 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,760 I was like sure I'll not be able to learn any of this but I'll 696 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,560 not cause any disruption. So I was like, she just leave me 697 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,480 alone. Like having I know he was signed 698 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,080 about Mr. Miller. He's like, that's fine. 699 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,480 The absolute confidence of saying that to a teacher. 700 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,760 But I didn't say in front. Everyone was just literally like 701 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,920 I would say, did you? I'm never going to be able to 702 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,600 understand this. Just like just let me like just 703 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,880 let me let me fly. We had good teachers as well who 704 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,280 would who knew you were there because you had to be. 705 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,200 They would just be like. And as long as you're not being 706 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,280 in a disruptive influencer, like work away. 707 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,240 But I at some point I probably should have like asked for help 708 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,440 in school. Big regret on my. 709 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,600 Fucking Debbie Downer. But I never I've never been 710 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,840 asked back. Probably would do something. 711 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:14,040 You'd never been asked back, no. Christ and because I left in 50 712 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,679 and when I say I hate school, I didn't hate the school I went 713 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,719 to. I just did not like wearing a 714 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,639 uniform being the school. They probably do have that weird 715 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:22,639 thing of like they can't bring you back unless you've done A 716 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:25,199 levels. Do you like in terms of school 717 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:27,360 in? Case your their eyes is get up 718 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,560 I. Could go to tech, Yeah, like, 719 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,400 yeah, tech. I've been brought back to the 720 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,159 university a couple times and I can tell you right now I did not 721 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:37,560 open a book for three. Like I drank for three years and 722 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:42,440 tried to curt every girl of my class McGee and they brought me 723 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,600 back three times, I think once as a guest lecture. 724 00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:49,920 We went, we went, we went back a couple of years after you left 725 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,440 to do a gig. You kind of brought us her and 726 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,520 you were like Van Wilder, like telling us all your old stories. 727 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,440 And people were like, there he is. 728 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,880 He was like a mythical figure. George relives it when we went 729 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,720 back for the gigs you did in McGee, Yeah, it had been a full 730 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,360 20 years since I started and I was like, this place hasn't 731 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,480 changed, but my reflection is shocking. 732 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,800 And. I I didn't sleep for two or 733 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,320 three days after. That people are like really 734 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,160 whispering his name and corridors there and stuff. 735 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,920 They're like, he's not real. There's a photo of of like past 736 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,160 nights out in McGee Union on like on the wall and somebody 737 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,080 was like, is that you? And it's a guy that does look a 738 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,040 bit like me and I I'm like I'm not in the photo, but I was out 739 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,200 that night because of the exact same shirt. 740 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,040 Me and the fellow nice shirt leather you got deviant. 741 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,080 Did you go to uni? I went to Queens for six weeks 742 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,760 and then dropped it. What did you go study? 743 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:38,080 Politics. Well, he did politics, but does 744 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,600 everyone who studies politics go to want to be a politician? 745 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,120 I no, that's like everyone who does geography going to be an 746 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:48,040 item. I think that's facetious and I 747 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,240 wish it. That's philosopher. 748 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,120 First time I've used that. That's facetious. 749 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,440 That's psoriasis actually, and. But I. 750 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:59,440 Think about to point it out. Why did you leave? 751 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,760 Because I fucking hated. It you just hate it. 752 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,080 I hated uni, I try to leave uni like 6 different times and my 753 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,040 lecture would be like no but you belong in the arts, maybe all 754 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,560 you do belong in the. Yeah. 755 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,400 You did the 20 grand later like. Belong up the arts. 756 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,800 Hmm, up the arts. Yeah, I did. 757 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,160 Yeah. I, I didn't have the, I didn't 758 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,960 have the grades to do law in Queens. 759 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,920 I kind of went to McGee or Colerain or somewhere, but 760 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,800 didn't want to, didn't want to go, didn't lawyers. 761 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,040 Didn't want to lawyers. No, it is. 762 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,800 I didn't want to go on my own right like it was a big, big 763 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,320 move moving on, Yuri Yeah, to go anywhere. 764 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,680 Yeah, let alone go away from all my all my mates. 765 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,320 So I went to Queens don't fuck all for six weeks and I actually 766 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,760 I'm at a game. Yeah, I wasn't hold. 767 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,800 I met a guy called Paul from Lawton. 768 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,600 He was so concerned but he was a pure 90s throwback and we used 769 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,360 to sit in lectures the few lectures that we went. 770 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,880 To so I was just not the 90s you were in you. 771 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,560 Your region that you had the fucking make there you cock bag. 772 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,240 Fucking cock bag. Yeah, cock. 773 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,040 Bag cock. Bag cock. 774 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:08,440 Bag. Fucking boys want a stakeout for 775 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,760 cock bag Stakeout stakeout stakeout. 776 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:21,960 This is my favourite subject. It was the year 2001 we used to 777 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,240 set downloading, downloading porn on a 3310, which was just a 778 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:30,760 load of excelled Eddie's and this life being like, Oh no, 779 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,760 yeah, that was good. I love it. 780 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,800 Anytime a Sauron goes off and you're doing a gig, anything 781 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:41,480 you're talking about, you people, you shut that up. 782 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,720 When we were uni ever like porn being such a new thing for us 783 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:49,720 even that we once googled random words with the word porn after 784 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,240 it just to see what came up you'd. 785 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:54,800 Probably get a bit everywhere. Yeah, cabinet porn. 786 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,480 Amputee was the one that freaked me. 787 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,520 Out the. Most. 788 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,000 Oh, I said Cabinet. Porn, yeah. 789 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,080 Somebody hasn't quite a closet up. 790 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,200 Yeah, there'd be loads. Somebody like raiding occasional 791 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,000 furniture? No, like politicians over in 792 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,200 England and writing furniture. There'd be more children. 793 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,040 Loads amputee stuff. Loads amputee stuff. 794 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,080 Well, you haven't heard they're all out. 795 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,800 I when I first went to uni as well, my mom, everyone she 796 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,760 dropped me off and she was like sad that I'd flown the nest and 797 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,400 I told this story about like she dropped me off to uni and we 798 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,080 were like straight away we're all like we're going to carry 799 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,480 out. I've got a bed and run a bed 800 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,440 worse class and my mom. In a bed home. 801 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,320 No, but it was. It wasn't my bed. 802 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,920 You know, you slept your mom's bed. 803 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,080 Yeah. Cock bag. 804 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,280 Yeah, my mommy. Got it. 805 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:45,680 No, but this is worse. But I can remember it's just a 806 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,720 smaller dildo dildo the milk native. 807 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,800 But my I remember my mom like being all right, son. 808 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,600 And I was like, bye, like slam the door in her face. 809 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,800 And years later I told that story like a family party and my 810 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,200 mom went I was devastated. When you went to university. 811 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,400 I was she was suddenly slept in your bed for two weeks and I was 812 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,760 like, EW, I was like, get this one with that doctor. 813 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,440 I thought that was the menopause. 814 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,160 She was just raging with the dry commoner. 815 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,360 She was every two weeks because she couldn't get out of it. 816 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:18,120 Yeah, just stopped it. You know those things in Spain 817 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,280 you just get where you throw them at the wall and then the 818 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,760 stick and then come down really slowly. 819 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,680 Probably took her two weeks. Did you just roll out of it like 820 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:24,960 yeah. Oh God. 821 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,680 Are we like? Jesus, your bedroom at that 822 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,960 time. My bedroom now is not great but 823 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:36,280 like at 1718 fucking hell. When do we pavil? 824 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,880 That's not the same. Fuck. 825 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,120 Looking at Pebble, at your own cat, so you say. 826 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,960 Wow. I don't come anymore, I go. 827 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,400 Yeah, Uni would have been great so that I do those unique gigs 828 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,440 now. I should have should have tried 829 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,520 harder and I could have done that did. 830 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,560 You go to uni. I got accepted in the Colerain, 831 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,320 went up the like the open day thing, saw where I was going to 832 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,160 be living and all that kind of thing, and then I swear to God. 833 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,760 Call me and halls are like fucking prisons. 834 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,080 Oh, just. Forgot to go. 835 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,080 You forgot to go. I mean, I literally like didn't 836 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,720 do anything about it. I didn't. 837 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,120 Also, you know something? I was so like maybe and we'll 838 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,400 see, and it felt this sort of filled out and I just never went 839 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,120 and I must be regretted. But you'd also be up there with 840 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,280 like, I don't mean to, I don't mean to be that this kind of 841 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,400 person, but there's someone on people on North Coast. 842 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,600 Have you ever noticed that don't have facial expressions? 843 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,480 It's a weather to win, no? But no matter what you're 844 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,640 talking about, that's why that's bad out there. 845 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,680 Yeah, just so you. Tell the one a million price 846 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:40,240 get. Yeah. 847 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,480 Oh, class world by Ferrari now over the moon. 848 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,800 Yeah yeah, I saw you didn't stand up there the other week. 849 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,200 Boy, you're quite funny. I laughed. 850 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:50,520 I'm. Not just Mark McCartney. 851 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,480 No, McCartney is different, but they're just this just, I don't 852 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,440 know if it's just me, just feels like Protestant robots talking 853 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,200 to the whole time. Yeah, no, I regret not. 854 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,240 Going there, he's going down and getting ice cream down the pier. 855 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,880 Great. Going to lap the port. 856 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,480 Great times. Oh, just happy new year. 857 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,440 Yeah, I. Regret would have been great. 858 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,480 It's do I personally I genuinely think uni like when we were 859 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,440 going was class because it was cheaper. 860 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,840 No, I can't imagine not being much fun. 861 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,480 Like if you're leaving you with four year old grand worth of 862 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,480 debt, even we saw you're not going to be able to get fucking 863 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,720 statement. You'd have to take it seriously. 864 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:28,080 One observation we had about in those unions and just observing 865 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:34,160 people is no like they seemed like, I know they are young 866 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,000 adults, but the same way more mature than we would have been. 867 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,240 And like even just the way people were dressed and carrying 868 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,720 themselves were all very like don't know whether it's 869 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,760 self-conscious but they all seem very well put together. 870 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,640 No one looked like silly or no one looked like they were 871 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,760 having. Like, but you think there's an 872 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,760 element that as well of it's a because we were doing stand up. 873 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,040 Like if you went and saw stand up body a teen, you'd be 874 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,680 shitting yourself the entire time in case somebody talked to 875 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,320 you. Yeah. 876 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,040 And anytime somebody did get spoken to, it was like, oh, fuck 877 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,680 you all right, like. Yeah, yeah. 878 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,040 I'll never get over like in the Derry one being like, oh, you 879 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,960 look like Harry Potter on steroids because the guy was 880 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,840 muscling, had round glasses and 200 students looked at him and 881 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,080 then looked at me like, no, he doesn't. 882 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,920 Yeah, oh, they were. They were worried. 883 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,400 They're worried about how he would feel about what you'd 884 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,160 said. Yeah, no, it also, I also think 885 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,800 that I just went, oh, I don't have any references that relate 886 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,280 to any of these people are Yeah, like I just realised. 887 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,280 Yeah, I just realised I'm 20 years older than what I thought 888 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:32,160 it was. Yeah. 889 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,560 But then there's so much there's I just felt looking at them like 890 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,320 these people are under so much pressure and everything they do, 891 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,120 whereas back and maybe every generation thinks up back when 892 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:45,200 we brought that kind of unit. Think any youngsters left, if 893 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,720 they're under pressure, they're having the time. 894 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,960 They're fucking lives. I would appear doesn't be 895 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,280 deceiving. They're all doing left for the, 896 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,040 for the ground, for the. Ground, yeah. 897 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,640 Yeah, yeah. Because we didn't have social 898 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,760 media. What a fucking happy time look. 899 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,400 Yeah. Just a 3310. 900 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,560 When a week. Packs later daddy's. 901 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,720 On a week for a tip, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 902 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,800 Probably even download the second one once you see the 903 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,560 first one. You've cost you. 904 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,880 You had to go on top your phone up again. 905 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,240 Yeah, that's why we all come too soon. 906 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,640 All premature. I remember dot used to download 907 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:11,960 porn. You're. 908 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,600 Looking at me. I just assume partner. 909 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,920 I used to. Download porn on limewire. 910 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,120 But you never knew what you were getting really till you got it. 911 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,040 You couldn't be sure like sometimes you'd wait like. 912 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,400 Fuck me as a Maroon 5 album. You would wait five days and 913 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,880 then it'd be Soldier Boy crank that you're like, are you mother 914 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,400 you want? Crank it down 5 days. 915 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,120 So funny you mentioned that Maroon 5 thing. 916 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,840 I don't know if I've told you since subconsciously you 917 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,440 remember it. My last day at GCSE study leave, 918 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,240 a guy called Chris in my class went here. 919 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,200 Do you want porn and DVD? And I was like, let me think 920 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,040 about it. Yes. 921 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,960 And he goes, I'll give you it burnt copies for the boys like 922 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,720 and he goes but here for the raft just in case. 923 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,840 Yeah, he was it was a weird side hustle here, but he goes, but 924 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,600 here, just watch this. And he got a piece of paper and 925 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,240 he folded it around the desk and he wrote on the front of it just 926 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:05,920 so no one will be suspicious. Maroon 5 CD album he rolled on 927 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,880 and he's like just in case anyone catches you out you can 928 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,400 say it's Maroon 5 and it wasn't Maroon 5I. 929 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,960 Remember, somebody landed me a porn one time was in school and 930 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,560 it was Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee. 931 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,160 Like there were the whole movie, The whole movie thing, and that 932 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,760 was the first time I'd ever seen an erect penis and it put me in 933 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,760 and it's in your own, but I mean someone else's erect Venus, 934 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,800 surely it's homily was hung like a fucking donkey. 935 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,920 Statistically, I was just like, well, that's my life over. 936 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,400 There's no point hearing beat. Sharon, mom and dad every night. 937 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,320 You must have seen one some. Point now she couldn't get hard 938 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,160 of me in the bed plus some miles rotten. 939 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,400 This is moving. This is moving way too fast for 940 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,160 me. Here's the thing, he pushed me 941 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,400 to the edge of the double down right? 942 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,440 I can't lose. You double down your poor 943 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,000 mother. That's probably. 944 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,040 I've never seen the palm. I'm losing my owner for him. 945 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:06,520 Daddy. Wow, I've never seen that. 946 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,840 Pamela Anderson. Have I? 947 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,080 It's not great like. The only sex tape I ever seen to 948 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,520 Lisa. Yeah, that's another big weapon. 949 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,280 Never seen it. Yeah, she was just. 950 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,880 Spitting on the deck. Right, pull her daddy at one 951 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,120 point though, did she? Yeah, if you stick with the long 952 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,440 enough. I think, yeah. 953 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,000 She Fast forward path the ABS. There's just a lot of you know, 954 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,480 whatever, you know whatever you're broken or you're about to 955 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,360 book and you're like, you're waiting on and then you're like. 956 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,520 Right. That's what it was like, right? 957 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,240 Like, is this sex? I don't understand? 958 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,680 Yeah. The Kim Kardashian will never 959 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:48,280 seen radio. I was really like the add on. 960 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:56,640 I've got nothing, Yeah. Not not naive. 961 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:13,280 Never again. The funny thing to do? 962 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,520 Wasn't very sexy put that way. No, didn't make me want to do 963 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,600 it. Downloading it, you always had 964 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,920 to delete it straight after seeing you go through the 965 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,720 download thing all the time because I couldn't hide it on 966 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:26,040 the home computer. Would not the skills? 967 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,960 I think that was on Twitter actually. 968 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,320 I'm talking about. That's not the last. 969 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,240 I'm done with the first download days because you could pick a 970 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:36,160 chance on the Freeview, but yeah, the time it right because 971 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,960 then sometimes it will cut to something else you weren't. 972 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,720 Interested. I did once get the like locked 973 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:43,120 out in the Freeview cap goal, like for an extra couple of 974 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,760 minutes, right? And I remember being like, I'm 975 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,360 going to have to just empty myself here because this is 976 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,840 never gonna happen again. Ruined that Wick. 977 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:57,160 But then we had, we had chip cable, Tel, so constantly, 978 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,120 always on channel 6061. Remember doing that thing like 979 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,920 said with me, it says we had sky and being like going on to the 980 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,520 way to the man. I went to bed and go just look 981 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,240 at daddy's. Yeah, sometimes you. 982 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,560 Euro trash made it. Euro trash sometimes you 983 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,200 couldn't wait for midnight and you just you just settle a man 984 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,880 of motors like you're like I'll get some near you knew it wasn't 985 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,520 going to be as good as you were getting a porn channels, but 986 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,920 you're getting like a tractor and a tit there. 987 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,400 I remember the remember the Friday night Was it Friday? 988 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,880 I was Friday that have those weird sort of softcore things in 989 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,960 Channel 5. Yes. 990 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,040 Oh yeah. Yeah, I. 991 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,240 Remember there was one that we talked about, me and my mate 992 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:32,400 talked about for years after and I bumped into him about five 993 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,680 years ago in a pub and we started talking. 994 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,360 About it again, just like like an erotic. 995 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,440 It was an erotic, but the plot was genuinely pretty decent. 996 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:47,200 Yeah, it was about this family that like the IT was a dad, a 997 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:52,120 step moment, two kids who were like early 20s and the family 998 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,640 was all falling out and this woman just randomly turned up to 999 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,440 the house was like, I'm here to. It was like Mary Poppins put sex 1000 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,160 and then at the end of the movie, the family but but yeah, 1001 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,400 but yeah. But Mary Poppins should box all 1002 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,520 of them, right? The stepmom, the two kids 1003 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,280 fucking ride them all at the end of the movie. 1004 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,040 They're all like. Take a load of dildos out of her 1005 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:17,520 carpet bag. Giving them a spoonful of sugar. 1006 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,680 Mason down. I wish I'd seen Mary Poppins. 1007 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,760 You never see Mary Poppins. There's no. 1008 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,600 Problems. I'll watch Germany, Jim Jiminy. 1009 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,080 I'll watch this movie, look and then I'll watch Mary Poppins, 1010 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,680 Danny gives Danny. Do see Mary Poppins to enjoy 1011 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:33,440 this. Movie, probably. 1012 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:34,920 Yeah, right. I think you need to see Mary 1013 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,400 Poppins enjoy anything. That's what I call the bill, 1014 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,840 though. I love those softcore movies, 1015 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,360 they were great, but then you couldn't time it. 1016 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,440 You couldn't trust the time and all. 1017 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,920 You could once you heard like. Snake comes out of a basket. 1018 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,560 In many ways, yes. I didn't know about pubic 1019 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,480 shaving back then, but. There were shite though, because 1020 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,720 it was just, you know, it was just like there was no actual. 1021 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:07,920 It was, I saw a bit of silent with this word for for men our 1022 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,720 age, it was like we were classed from the neck to the belly 1023 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,040 button. We knew what to do with the 1024 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,440 woman. But the first time you were 1025 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,360 confronted with the vagina, yeah, you're just like. 1026 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,600 You're like why is the camera not panning up? 1027 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,360 This needs all get blurry and music. 1028 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:27,920 Yeah, you just that nice. Yeah. 1029 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,440 Usually have the head mute get your mouth in. 1030 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:33,960 The room. Oh, no, I know what to do, Yeah. 1031 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,880 Oh fuck. I hope you hear that and you're 1032 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,080 fucking. I hope you get. 1033 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:42,120 Her on I'm going to be doing it all that in the car we own. 1034 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,880 Just like it's Lisa. It's a lazy hawk too. 1035 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,200 She's. Bad she's. 1036 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,400 Still put scanned everybody. Did she? 1037 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,320 Actually scam everybody. Apparently so. 1038 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,480 Apparently so. So not a legal beef that I want 1039 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,200 with the Hawk 2 girl, but yeah. It's weird how that they've 1040 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,680 become such a big. Cultural phenomenon. 1041 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,800 Yeah, because it was like filthy and cute at the same time. 1042 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,320 But that stuff is mine. It was the very like, yeah, I'm 1043 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,000 saying I was the Indian, yeah. Like I don't. 1044 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,840 Know you don't really hawk to we need. 1045 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,240 You're going to become the Hawk 2 boy. 1046 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,800 I've been trying for years. I don't know whether I don't 1047 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,880 know whether that was set up or not, but the idea you don't see 1048 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,600 it as much, maybe not, but like last year certainly was of like, 1049 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,720 people like young kids getting interviewed and like beer 1050 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,960 gardens when they're clearly drunk for tech talk, you know, 1051 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,000 people coming up with some most embarrassed thing you've ever 1052 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,520 done. I'm glad that was not around. 1053 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,200 Some of those people have ruined their own fucking. 1054 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,720 One guy used to sniff his mouth knickers or something. 1055 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,040 That was Jesus. Yeah, used to sniff me. 1056 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,400 Mom's knickers never wank. And they're not a married 1057 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,720 problem. It never went No, it was I'm A 1058 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:56,880 Celebrity. I yeah, that that terrified the 1059 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,160 idea that that would have been around. 1060 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,120 We were younger was not but but, but I don't blame the people 1061 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,280 talking. It's the idea that you're going 1062 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,840 up in a beer garden filming people and it and I dream 1063 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,080 because of course they're not going to be in control of what 1064 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,960 they're saying. But yes, some of it is not. 1065 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,400 How many of those people do you think just get battered? 1066 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,320 Like the guys turn up the microphone? 1067 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,120 I meant how many of them just could jump in a pub, you think? 1068 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,320 No, I think people know concept of the answers are given. 1069 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,560 Yeah. And then it goes in line. 1070 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,560 You're probably getting like you're like, what about 87 more? 1071 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,680 It's very ethical. No, I don't. 1072 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:30,000 I don't like that at all. Like it's because the people are 1073 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,880 drunk and they're young as well and their mates are golden them 1074 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,320 on like that, that that could ruin someone's life. 1075 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,400 It's also, yeah, it's also that thing that a lot of people do 1076 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,520 just to get fucking likes and stuff on text because that's a 1077 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,320 currency for younger people. It's just likes and hits. 1078 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,080 Yes. So they'll, they'll, they'll 1079 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,200 burn anybody to the ground. Just a fucking 100%. 1080 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,960 Yeah, I'm with you. Thanks, Brutal. 1081 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,120 I'm we need to see, we need to take the mic from Duane. 1082 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,960 Just live my just left just love each other hey? 1083 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,160 No phone like me. I told you earlier, I don't 1084 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,520 bring the phone to the bath. It's limited. 1085 00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,520 Don't. Bring your phone fucking 1086 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,840 anywhere. I mastered him yesterday. 1087 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,480 Being a week, it's still OK for tomorrow. 1088 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,360 Nothing. Crickets. 1089 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:05,840 Football. No footballer. 1090 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,520 Fucking 18. Hours. 1091 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,680 Yeah. And then you were like, I'm on 1092 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,120 my way. Hopefully we still are on. 1093 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,880 I was like. Yeah, well, do you know what I 1094 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,120 mean? Yeah. 1095 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,560 See how it got here and you've. What would you have done? 1096 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,800 What would you have done? Obviously nothing, I just want 1097 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,760 to turn around. Just fumed the whole way home as 1098 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,760 a bottom part. Listen to Fucking the Prodigy. 1099 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,760 I felt bad. You ever get that one Like so 1100 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,600 messaging you're like, are you close? 1101 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,160 And you're like. Like, I don't know, you don't 1102 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:41,360 have 5 minutes. If anything you want to plug. 1103 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,720 And Promote My tour will be on sale soon. 1104 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:44,840 Again, I haven't got it on sale yet. 1105 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,320 Where will you be going? Starting on our mass will be in 1106 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:52,960 our marketplace on 20 and then it's not that big a tour this 1107 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,240 year. It's not as big as last year, 1108 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,720 but I'm there'll be days I'm going to be in Dublin, I'm going 1109 00:52:56,720 --> 00:53:01,840 to be in hopefully in Liverpool, I'm looking into London and then 1110 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,360 we're going to end it with the big one in Belfast. 1111 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,360 So we're starting culture and the big smoke. 1112 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,280 Yeah, we're in Belfour. Give us a clue. 1113 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,280 The venue buffers. That's in front of the water. 1114 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,920 Ulster Home. No, Mandela, I've been there. 1115 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,120 All right, look at left. Yeah, so we're here. 1116 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:26,800 It will be a great night. Umm Michael D Higgins wants it 1117 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,000 to be a good night. Yeah, he does. 1118 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:28,840 He want there to be a good night. 1119 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,760 I encourage the people of Ireland to go. 1120 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,800 Stop. Umm, stop. 1121 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:34,880 What games have you got coming up? 1122 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:40,600 Eh, I haven't got a clue. Actually, I don't know. 1123 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,160 I had a lot of stuff on there in March and it's a bit quieter 1124 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,120 now. See, because you're so good at 1125 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,040 stand up, I don't know, you don't like on moments, but 1126 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,560 everyone really likes you. The second you like you're like 1127 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,200 I don't have any gigs coming up or you're going to get so many 1128 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,400 people be comedians being cross you and being like don't stop 1129 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,840 this. Do you know? 1130 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,880 What I mean, Mccarney asked me to open from some of his states, 1131 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,760 right? Cheese toasting. 1132 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:14,880 Fucking I regret. I'm not those. 1133 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,040 I'm lactose intolerant or I would. 1134 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,400 Are you going to do those? Are you going to do those? 1135 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,600 What I'm saying is it's some we know comedians who I can give 1136 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,920 you one example of a good friend of ours who just isn't really 1137 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,720 gigging at the minute and you fuck it. 1138 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,760 It winds me up. So you need to just constantly 1139 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,360 do shows. I'm running off. 1140 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:48,680 Me. Masters artefacts you know 1141 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:53,440 anybody to open for you in or. Not get the toasting machine on 1142 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,600 yeah, so doing that and I'm thinking of doing my own Well, 1143 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,840 I'm not even thinking about it. I am I'm going to do my own wee 1144 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,360 tiny like baby fucking Let's let's try it tour. 1145 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,400 Yes, good. Fucking right. 1146 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,600 So big dailies. Brilliant class. 1147 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:11,560 And then one in Newry as well. So it's around November time. 1148 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,600 So I'm trying to, I'm trying to work out where to go next. 1149 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:23,200 So what I mean yeah, only only if he opens for me and does an 1150 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,760 entire time as Nelson Mandela slash. 1151 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,400 Yeah, My thoughts, a bit of a character. 1152 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,560 That's Chris Eubank. Yeah. 1153 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,040 I think you're thinking of Chris Eubank. 1154 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,800 Stupendous. Stupendous. 1155 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,320 A stupendous confection. That's the one. 1156 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:42,160 Chris Eubank. That's him, that is. 1157 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:52,120 Chris Eubank I am 1212 photos celebrity. 1158 00:55:52,480 --> 00:56:01,080 Spitting celebrity spitting. What the new? 1159 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:10,760 Do Rocky. Do did you smoke something 1160 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:14,520 before I come down here? I laced them in crack. 1161 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,480 Yeah. Can we have Elvis? 1162 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:27,040 How to give me anyone? Did you blood me? 1163 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,560 Who to? Fucking hell. 1164 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:36,040 Cheers. I got the gift tea with me SSC 1165 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,240 Arena, 23rd of May. Still some tickets left for 1166 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:42,200 that. But we've we've we're not extend 1167 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,840 the past what it's going to be anything else done 1168 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,560 patreonpatreon.com/TV podcast for all the extra bits. 1169 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,440 The big off that we're talking about in the bonus episode this 1170 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,360 week. We'll go exclusively on Patreon 1171 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,320 when we get through the 20 hours of footage. 1172 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,400 At least 20 hours of. Footage Roughly 20 hours of 1173 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,840 footage. 20 hours of footage. Legally, how much of that would 1174 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,280 have to just be scrubbed, do you think? 1175 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,120 19 hours? Yeah. 1176 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,240 Sweet Mickey's Dillu Cheesecake. Was delicious. 1177 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,440 What else was in the cheesecake apart from a Dillu? 1178 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,960 Balls. The balls were on the Dillu too, 1179 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,320 yeah. Yeah, OK, it. 1180 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:16,760 Was it? Was it? 1181 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,040 Was like Raspberry my chocolate or? 1182 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,440 Something I was a stupendous confection. 1183 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,160 Stupendous, yeah. It was really very beautiful. 1184 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,800 Yeah, it was Mickey's chocolate orange. 1185 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,120 It sounds like a fucking fight over from your trash. 1186 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,720 Look at these big titties here. What are you watching? 1187 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:37,920 So don't on TG car. Valley Kiss Angel. 1188 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,960 August and Gooch. Crack out this crack.