1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,560 I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin Jose, and we've got a little 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,280 secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:43,720 You love it. Zippers, welcome to this episode 15 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,480 of the Tea With Me podcast. I'm Shane Todd. 16 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,920 It's the solo Friday episode. And I'm gonna be honest, like 17 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,880 some sort of mad rebel. I've got my feet up. 18 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,880 I put my feet up just at the start of this podcast. 19 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,800 And I'm a little bit pissed off for myself because the chair 20 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,840 that I'm resting my feet on is slightly too far away for it to 21 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,920 be comfortable. But I've committed to doing it. 22 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,080 So we're just going to keep it there. 23 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,080 We're just going to dig in, put a smile on our faces and pretend 24 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,520 we're comfortable when we're not. 25 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,560 Yeah, it's better guys. It's the solo episode. 26 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,960 It's what we do on a Friday. We have a guest on the Wednesday 27 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,800 episode. Last week we had Jamie Lee 28 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,600 O'Donnell from Derry Girls, which went down very well. 29 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,120 People seem to really enjoy that. 30 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,560 And and next week who is our guest? 31 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,120 I don't know yet, but I will sort it out. 32 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,880 I will sort it out. I was going to say what's 33 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,720 everybody been at? But I feel like I know what 34 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,080 you've been at and it's the same as me and it's absolutely a 35 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,680 bugger all. I mean, not much is not much is 36 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,080 happening. Conversation is drying up, you 37 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,280 know, because you got to check in on people and make phone 38 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:51,440 calls, but you you're we're all running out of stuff to say, you 39 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,000 know, I mean, I've started making stuff up like whenever 40 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,120 iPhone, my parents, you know how you getting on then they go 41 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,360 good, how are you? That's what I've now started to 42 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:03,200 lie. I'm like, Oh, yes, wait, I am if 43 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:07,240 I'm not attacked there by by a walrus, you know, and then 44 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,560 they're like what how you know, you live on land. 45 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,920 And that's when I just go in. They're like, you know, half our 46 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,560 story. Just it's something to talk 47 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:19,840 about, you know, And I miss, I miss lying back in the day, you 48 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:24,640 know, like school days whenever people just told really silly 49 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,840 lies for no reason. Like I was chief culprit in 50 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:31,480 primary school of like tall tales to get out of a situation. 51 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,360 You know, you didn't need the, you know, loads of situation 52 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,640 teacher will go have you got your homework and you would go 53 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,400 Nah, I forgot to do it. That that's that's all you need 54 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,480 to say. Not this guy right here. 55 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:45,840 Shane, have you got your homework? 56 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,760 No, see, here's the thing. I was going to do it like I sat 57 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,440 down to do it because I love doing homework. 58 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:55,080 And then you're not going to believe this, but actually what 59 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,200 happened was Steven Seagal. And they stop me and go, look, 60 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,080 if this is a lie, you, you should just stop. 61 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:06,120 And I go, no, I swear Steven Seagal called in my house 62 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,400 because my dad used to play 5A side with it. 63 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,960 And they're like the Hollywood actor, the action star Steven 64 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,560 Seagal. I go, yes, he played 5A side 65 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,680 with my dad. And they had been up at the 66 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,320 driving range nicking golf balls up the back of it. 67 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,720 And Steven Seagal realised he'd taking too many so he was 68 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:28,880 returning a couple of balls to my dad and then he and then he 69 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,160 took me out in his banana boat. You know that That's the level I 70 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,960 was. You didn't need to do it like 71 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,200 everyone knew you were bullshitting. 72 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,360 But I like that back in the day when people just did this. 73 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,520 Hey, my best mate Stevie, right? I have a cup. 74 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:47,400 I have, I have 3 best mates, Dave, Elliot, Stevie and John. 75 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,880 So some I just some people there. 76 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,200 If I said best mate will probably send this clip to Dave. 77 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,440 And I thought you were his best mate. 78 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,080 Dave is one of my best mates right. 79 00:03:55,080 --> 00:04:00,680 But my best mate Stevie, who's my I would call my oldest best 80 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,440 friend because he, he actually age wise is older than the other 81 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,840 two. But that's besides the point. 82 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,960 We were talking about this years ago about like people that used 83 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,680 to just lie back in the day. And he told me about this guy 84 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,079 that we know in Hollywood and Stevie went to primary school 85 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:18,839 with this guy. And this guy, like used to look 86 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:24,640 bullshit all the time. And Stevie said this kid had in 87 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,160 like a school shirt. This is like P5P6 when they were 88 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,480 what, I don't know, 9 or 10. Stevie's like this guy, you 89 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:36,400 know, I went, yeah, he goes. He put, he had like a pen in the 90 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,480 top pocket of his shirt. And you know, the way like the 91 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,440 bit of the pen that hangs over the shirt is like the clip, you 92 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,920 know, like the pen clip. And it's just like a wee silver 93 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,760 or gold bar. Well, this guy had like a 94 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,640 novelty pen and it was a wee toothbrush. 95 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,840 And apparently the teacher was like, here, can you take that 96 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,960 out of your pocket? Because it's not like school 97 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:02,360 uni, you know, take it off And he goes, ah, my dad got 2000 of 98 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,640 these and the teacher went what pens with eclipse? 99 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,480 And he's like, yeah, he goes, they're actually we toothpastes. 100 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,880 No, there weren't we toothpastes or there was nothing in them. 101 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,040 But just to emphasise his point. And I don't know why this is 102 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:20,080 stuck with me for so many years, but Stevie goes to emphasise his 103 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,640 point. But everyone also knew he was 104 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,360 lying. The guy held in like B6. 105 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:29,160 The guy held the pen up to his nose and went, ah, menti fresh. 106 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,520 No, the pen didn't smell of anything. 107 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,520 But he thought that if he pretended it smelt like 108 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,120 toothpaste, people would think it was toothpaste. 109 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,080 But nobody thought it was toothpaste. 110 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:41,840 And I'm really tempted to ask Stevie, right? 111 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,760 I'm going to ask Stevie if I can really quickly phone him on the 112 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,640 podcast. He might not be up for it 113 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,040 because like, you know, he's not like a comedian. 114 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,400 He's just like a real He's just like a real man. 115 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,720 But there was another story about that guy from primary 116 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,920 school that I really, really, really enjoyed. 117 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,800 Can iPhone you on the podcast just to show I haven't set this 118 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:10,480 up to ask you to tell us to ask you to tell a story. 119 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,600 OK, he'll be really like me. What is it? 120 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,120 What is it? No, he'll he'll have loads of 121 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,680 questions, which to be fair, you would if someone's like come on 122 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,680 my podcast, but I really hope he does because there was some 123 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:25,280 other stories about that particular guy that just always 124 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:29,840 made me laugh like wee details like that like meant the fresh 125 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:35,000 that really really, really stays with me and just bullshitting in 126 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,600 general like Jay. The reason I think Jay from The 127 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,800 Inbetweeners, it's such a brilliant comedy character, is 128 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,960 because we all either were that person or knew somebody who was 129 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:49,040 like, like everyone used to lie about girls as well. 130 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,920 I have a girl up in Bangor. What, Because back in the day 131 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,200 you thought other places that weren't where you live were so 132 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,880 far away that nobody would ever check it? 133 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,040 I ain't going. It was 6 girls up in fucking 134 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,520 Mollusk. You know, Mollusk is just car 135 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,880 garages. There's no houses there. 136 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,920 But nobody knew that back then. Just just bullshitting. 137 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,880 Here's one I really got myself into. 138 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,080 Whenever I was about 15 or 16, too old to be like just fucking 139 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:20,040 just bullshitting. I was in Majorca and I was away 140 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,040 on holiday with a couple of mates who had a house out there 141 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,520 and I must have been 16. So it was like the first time I 142 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:33,480 went away like by myself and then and I went away and I saw 143 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,280 that these guys were playing football in a wee like indoor 144 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:41,040 tennis court slash football pitch near where our apartment 145 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,200 was. And I went over to the guys that 146 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,800 were running and it was like these like middle-aged Scottish 147 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,120 guys. And I said here would I, would I 148 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,080 be able to play? And they went, yeah, no problem. 149 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:57,880 And for absolutely no, this is the first time I ever just came 150 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:03,560 out with one of these absurd for no reason tall tales for no 151 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,800 reason. When they said, yeah, you can 152 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:10,320 play, I went, oh, I actually used to play for Man City. 153 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,920 Now, why I thought that was watertight is because I support 154 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,960 Man United and I thought it was it was too obvious to say Man 155 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,960 United. And I was like, just say Man 156 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,080 City. And I said, oh, you spread for 157 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,120 Man City. I think part of it is I was an 158 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,720 only child and I did this in my stand up show a couple of years 159 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,360 ago. I told the honestly true story 160 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,880 that I didn't know the phrase was only child and thought it 161 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,919 was lonely child up until I was about 24. 162 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:43,480 What I'd been going, I'd been think about how tragic that is. 163 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,200 I'd spent my whole life going around when people said do you 164 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:50,760 have any brothers or sisters? I would go, no, I'm a lonely 165 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,400 child. You know, there's just something 166 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:59,040 really sad about that you and then I, I know I have a brother 167 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,400 and sister. You know, like whenever I was 168 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:05,240 about 15, my, my mum had a brother and sister for me. 169 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,800 And I remember even then going to people. 170 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:15,520 I used to be a lonely child and then my mummy and my stepdad had 171 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,680 a had a wee boy and girl. So I have a brother and sister 172 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:23,600 now, but that made it sound like I was lonely until they came 173 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,160 along. And now I just hang about with 174 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,360 them, you know, and there's nothing weirder than back in the 175 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,440 day that like guy in his late teens who was hanging out with 176 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,560 1112 year olds, like there was nothing usually pervy about it. 177 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,360 But Even so, you're like, man, what are you doing? 178 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,880 You know, a guy just with his R plates down hanging out with 179 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:42,280 full on P sevens. It's just always very, very 180 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,440 weird. And he always seemed to have 181 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,080 like slightly hair, hair that was slightly too long, like over 182 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:50,120 either hair that was over his ears or the the other weird 183 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:54,720 extreme, which is he, his sideburns were way too high, you 184 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,560 know, which is the sign of a fucking weirdo. 185 00:09:56,560 --> 00:10:01,600 But that's Jet. That's a great cup of tea. 186 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,400 That is a great cup of tea. And also there's a there's a 187 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,080 table down beside me. If you were watching last week's 188 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,520 episode, I went to put my tea down beside me, realised the 189 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,640 table wasn't there and I ended up like the L boy falling 190 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,480 through the bar. So I texted Evie and asked him 191 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,760 to come on the podcast, tell a story. 192 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:23,360 Now, he may well not do it because he has just had a little 193 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,160 baby, so he might be doing real things, but I really hope he can 194 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,440 come on and tell this what will be an underwhelming story. 195 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,520 Although he is typing, I guarantee he has questions. 196 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:39,400 Hold on. I mean, I've said, OK, he's got 197 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:44,320 he's got the baby sleeping. OK Made another time. 198 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,640 Yeah, that'll be fun. I used to actually do this 199 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:53,320 podcast with my mate Stevie, who has never done stand up before, 200 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,320 just, you know, works like a very normal job. 201 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:01,040 And then we, we used to do the podcast together and that was 202 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:04,120 about five years ago, maybe more. 203 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,280 And then I started doing the she and talker. 204 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,960 It was just always different versions of the podcast. 205 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,480 But whenever I did it with with him, I think people really liked 206 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:18,160 it although, but it wasn't a big time for podcasts in general 207 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,800 back then. So I think I put like 2 episodes 208 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,600 out and they got 34 lessons and I went fuck this shit. 209 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,160 I'm retiring from podcasts, but I'll maybe see if Stevie wants 210 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,840 to do one in general because some people do still say to me, 211 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,680 why not just do them when you mate Stevie? 212 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,520 So maybe I'll do that. What I'm going to do in the 213 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:39,920 episode today is waffle, ramble, whatever you want to call it. 214 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,040 I'm going to talk about some TV stuff I've been watching in a 215 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,320 second. Then then I'm going to do 216 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,000 listeners questions. I'm going to spend about half an 217 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,560 hour doing listeners questions. Before we move on though, let me 218 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:53,280 just plug the Patreon, which is patreon.com/tea With Me podcast. 219 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,800 I'm going to be doing way more on Patreon. 220 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,520 Like every comedian I know is, you know, like Colin Geddis just 221 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:05,080 put his, his SSE Arena film on his Patreon. 222 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:10,400 Dave has been putting stand up clips out in his for I think 223 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,160 maybe a couple of months now putting some videos up. 224 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,600 So I'm going to put some more stuff on there. 225 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,920 We do the the bonus podcast every week, me and producer Dan, 226 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,360 who just texts me there to say how's it going? 227 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:27,520 You know, so I think, how's it, how's it going? 228 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,320 All good. Yeah. 229 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,440 So yeah, he said, how's the podcast going? 230 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,760 I'll just go all good doing it now. 231 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,440 So, so maybe Dan's like, hey man, how about you send me that 232 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,520 audio so I can go to sleep, you know, which is entirely 233 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,800 reasonable. But but yeah, I'll put more 234 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,840 stuff out in the Patreon, maybe some videos that I haven't put 235 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,240 up anywhere. Like I've got some stand up 236 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:55,040 videos edited that I need to put out on them. 237 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:59,160 I put out a video today that I which is yesterday for you to 238 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,720 listen. And now I put out a video that I 239 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,240 wasn't planning to do a try. I'm trying to plan my videos as 240 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:09,440 best I can at the minute. But I put up a video where I'm 241 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,000 saying, what do you have mate? And you know, it's just a guy 242 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,080 who gradually just gets more literal about what he's doing. 243 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,040 Like he's just like, oh, I just existed mate. 244 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,840 On planet earth. The RE. 245 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:24,000 If you've seen that video, the reason or the inspiration for 246 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,240 that video is real. I walked past two groups of 247 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,480 guys. There was a guy and his mate and 248 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,080 then they walked past another fella and his dad and they 249 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,600 obviously knew each other and me and my wife were walking past. 250 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,800 This all happened at exactly the same time. 251 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,840 And this guy went why? What are you? 252 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:48,640 And his mate shouted back. Just walking, you know, and as 253 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,080 the guy could see that he was walking, you know, his mate who 254 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,800 asked what he was at could see he was walking. 255 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,840 But the guy was like just walking. 256 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:00,960 And he goes, you getting that tape and his mate goes, ah, and 257 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,840 it was just clear they had absolutely nothing to talk 258 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,680 about. They had absolutely nothing to 259 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,080 talk about. And that got me thinking, let me 260 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,600 do this sketch where one guy really wants his mate to tell 261 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,440 him something, but his mate has nothing to tell him. 262 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,800 So that's that's where that sketch came from. 263 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,960 And then I did a sketch with Aaron Butler today. 264 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,400 We filmed it. I think it'll go out today, the 265 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,720 day you listen to it. And hey, who am I? 266 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:28,200 The dog from Back to the Future? Why am I getting my present, 267 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,680 past and future mixed up? I don't know. 268 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:35,280 It took me way too long to think of of the third thing there, 269 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,560 which is future. But let me take a sip of tea. 270 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,240 Oh man, that's good. So yeah, me and I oh shit, let 271 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:49,000 me, I know I need to plug my charger into my laptop, but do I 272 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,640 even have the laptop charger? Oh my God, this is such terrible 273 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,480 podcast content. But I mean, it's just real life 274 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,560 in it. It's just real life lads. 275 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,920 Let me plug this in. Oh my God, this is a podcast 276 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,960 first. No one's ever done this on a 277 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,120 podcast before. Also really cool if anyone's 278 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,120 just tuning in at this exact moment and they're like, So what 279 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,160 does he do in the podcast? He just like he plugs things in 280 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,560 and all. There we go, crisis averted. 281 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,080 I think producer Dan has just texted me there to say that he's 282 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,920 just started watching Line of Duty. 283 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,400 Just started watching Line of Duty. 284 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,760 So if it's as good as everyone says it is, I may not be able to 285 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,640 edit the podcast next week. I mean, I like a man who's just 286 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:33,800 honest, you know, Mother of God, that's a quote for Line of Duty. 287 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,280 But also great that I'm out of breath putting my charger in. 288 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,120 I mean, I exercise every single day and I'm getting way more 289 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,880 unfit. Yeah, Line of Duty is absolutely 290 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,840 fantastic. I think you'll get addicted to 291 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,080 it. First series, Line of Duty, I 292 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,040 think probably the best. But I'm a I'm a not like I'm a 293 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,400 fan of every episode, every series, but I really like the 294 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,720 first one. I said I was going to talk a 295 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,000 little bit about what I'm watching at the minute and the 296 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,760 number one show I'm watching at the minute. 297 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,920 So smacked out. Money Heist. 298 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,680 I want to say smacked out. I mean, I don't mean like 299 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:13,040 there's smacks in it or it's made by smacks Action bra, you 300 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:21,320 know, cut the fuck's sake. I love that. 301 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,120 I would absolutely. Wouldn't it be great if you 302 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,840 found out some people were smacks, but you just didn't know 303 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,480 it like Steven Spielberg? So Stephen, whenever you made ET 304 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,120 and that must have been a really big deal for you because that's 305 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:37,600 it's a real cult film. Oh, he's a fucking I see. 306 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,400 When I first saw him and all I was like, that's fucking weird. 307 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,560 He's a wee alien. All a big finger money heights. 308 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,440 The reasons that smacked out as smack seemed to absolutely love 309 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,640 it. Cormac Cormac McDermott, AK the 310 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,800 Barrack boy put up a status last week about them. 311 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,440 Why? Why do y'all, why do y'all 312 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,840 Smicks tell you to watch Money Heist? 313 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,880 And it was then I clicked on, even though I'm halfway through 314 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,480 Money Heist, I was like, yeah, Smicks would absolutely love 315 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,040 this show. Like for sure they would love 316 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,319 this show. People are stealing, first of 317 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,920 all, and they're stealing money out of a bank. 318 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,680 And it's like, fuck the system as well. 319 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:16,200 And it's also like Spanish and also Debbie's mate, you know, so 320 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,319 that's kind of like that's kind of like the Smick dream is a 321 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:25,599 programme about nicking things and teddies money. 322 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,280 How's good. It's like a Spanish series. 323 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,840 It's on Netflix, but it's dubbed. 324 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,880 And I never like I never would have thought I'd be into that 325 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,200 sort of thing, you know, because I don't really like stuff that's 326 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,560 dubbed, you know, just reminds me of like Jackie Chan films 327 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,160 back in the days before my man Jackie learned English, you 328 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,200 know, when like he'd be on a real delay and it was voiced 329 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,840 over by a guy. I feel like it was voiced over 330 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,240 by an American actor who was putting on a Chinese accent, 331 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,080 which was very sly and, and vaguely racist. 332 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,920 But Jackie Chan would be like EBEB already have been talking 333 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,480 for 7 minutes. And then it was always something 334 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,560 like way too short, you know, like Jackie Chan would be like 335 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,040 shouting at some guy and he'd be going for hours. 336 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:09,760 He'd be like, and then all all the translation would be is 337 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,760 move, you know, but it. But Jackie had been talking for 338 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,480 17 minutes. Oh, man, I like Jackie Chan. 339 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,080 Rumble in the Bronx. What a great film. 340 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,600 I had that in VHS. Wore the thing out. 341 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,760 Rumble in the Bronx. Great stuff. 342 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,880 Yeah. Money Heist is really good. 343 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,080 It's dubbed and I wouldn't have thought I'd like that, but 344 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,840 after, after like an episode or two, you stop realising that 345 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,880 it's dubbed. You know what I mean? 346 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,280 Like you don't really think about it. 347 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:40,200 And I like that there's Spanish people in it and I like that 348 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,000 they can't really say their VS. And I like that we can say that 349 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,200 because it is a bit racist, but they're also white, you know? 350 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,320 So it's like, so no one's kicking off about that. 351 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,600 No one's like, Oh my God, you're so fucking anti European. 352 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,320 You can do any accent in the world as long as the people are 353 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,480 the same colour as you and everyone's fine about it. 354 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,600 Everyone's fine about it. In this, one of the characters 355 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:10,000 is called Salva, right? He's called Salva, but everyone 356 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,800 in it calls him Salva. Salva, right? 357 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,560 Not Sal. It should be Salva. 358 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,080 They call him Salva. And I think that's really, 359 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,400 really funny. And I enjoy it in the episode, 360 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,280 if anything else has AV in it. And some of the actors say, B, 361 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,480 you know, I really enjoy that whenever, like, no one says 362 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,600 this, but when someone's like, I just got these flowers who has a 363 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:36,760 bass. Not funny. 364 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,320 Oh my God, you're so attractive. Let me see your vagina. 365 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,440 I mean, it's lockdown banter, isn't it? 366 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,840 Like it's not it's not funny outside of lockdown. 367 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,960 That's when I see they extend it another three weeks. 368 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,320 I'm like, yes, that's responsible. 369 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,440 And also some of this stuff will appear a bit funnier because as 370 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:59,440 soon as lockdown's over, if I said vagina, you, you wouldn't 371 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,320 enjoy it as much because you're fucking enjoying it. 372 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:11,440 Now let me tell you, maybe I maybe I get to. 373 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:20,640 Maybe I get to see your vagina funny trying to think of other 374 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,720 things that begin with V and I've got nothing. 375 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,000 I've got an often I think we picked a vagina and I think 376 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:32,520 maybe maybe we call this episode see your vagina. 377 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,480 I don't know. We'll see might put some people 378 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,360 off some, you know, because the association with tea drinkers is 379 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,880 a very Presbyterian and I'm aware we might have some 380 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,440 Presbyterian listeners. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised 381 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:48,840 if Arlene herself was a big fan. By the way, that was me going 382 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,960 for the tea, not the thought of Arlene Foster listen or watching 383 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,560 the podcast. I mean for later. 384 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,800 If she does, no problem. I mean, we're, we're all welcome 385 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:02,960 here regardless of, regardless of political position or, or 386 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,440 beliefs. You know, there's, I mean, 387 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:10,760 what's enjoyable for me is the thought that, you know, of 388 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,280 course there's going to be like a lot of pro gay marriage people 389 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,920 listening. You know, I love that there's 390 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,320 going to be there's going to be quite a few gay guys and girls 391 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,320 listening, which is great. There's going to be, there's 392 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,520 going to be a lot of bisexual guys, like fucking really 393 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,840 enjoying this podcast. There's going to be some 394 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,560 bisexual girls getting involved as well, you know, but as well 395 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,200 as that, there's going to be one or two real nasty homophobic 396 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,200 pieces of shit watching and listening to this podcast. 397 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,760 And even me saying that won't put them off because they know 398 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,920 themselves. You know, they're just like, 399 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,320 yeah, Oh, yeah, fucking. I hate it. 400 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,560 I enjoy it. I enjoy the fact that maybe 401 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,040 after this we all get together. We do a live episode of tea with 402 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,920 me. We get the bisexual guys with 403 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,800 all the gay guys, the homophobic guys, and we just drink a load 404 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,160 of tea. And at the end of it, you know, 405 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,840 there's a lot of kissing. I don't know who's kissing who, 406 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,840 but it's just one of those things where probably the lights 407 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,320 go off for a couple of minutes and we just we just freeze time. 408 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,840 I don't know. And then we all do the men in 409 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,880 black thing after, you know, the we do for they have that makes 410 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,160 you forget what's just happened. I wonder, are guys still like 411 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,000 dogging? You know, I wonder what the 412 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,920 policy on that is, because it's cheeky enough as it is. 413 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,840 Like, are they really going to let lockdown and and that 414 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,880 pastime, you know, like the guys who take their dogs out for a 415 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,880 walk, you know, wink wink, but don't have dogs but have the 416 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,480 leads. I don't know. 417 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,040 Also, I've got a really, I don't know if it's controversial, but 418 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:46,760 I have a bit of stand up that is, is yeah, it's kind of it's 419 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,400 kind of about homophobia and stuff. 420 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,960 And I'm 5050 about putting it online because I think some 421 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:57,720 people don't have the IQ for it. You know, there'll be some 422 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:03,040 people being like, mate, you because my bit is basically 423 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,720 about the fact that up until I think it was 1982, it was 424 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,880 technically, technically classed as a legal to be gay to commit 425 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,880 homosexual acts, gay acts in Northern Ireland. 426 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,880 And I have this bit about it. But I think too many people are 427 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,200 just going to make up their minds before they see the clips. 428 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,800 They're going to be like, fuck me, you can't say that. 429 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:26,680 But but like the joke, the joke is that in itself is so absurd. 430 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,720 I know we'll fire it up. Oh, no, pun intended. 431 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,840 Fired up. I'm watching. 432 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,600 I'm watching Money Heist. Vagina. 433 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,640 I'm watching Money Heist on Netflix. 434 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,280 Then here's my plan. I'm going Money Heist. 435 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:47,440 I'm going Afterlife with Ricky Trabias because I love it, but I 436 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,440 want to wait until I've got Money Heist out of the way. 437 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,480 I want to watch The Last Dance, the Michael Jordan thing, and I 438 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,120 want to watch Too Hot to Handle because I'm missing like a bit 439 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,040 of trash in there. You know, everything else I'm 440 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,840 watching from pretty good Too Hot. 441 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,440 The handle sounds like a lot of fun. 442 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,280 I think it's like they take like a load of sexy people, do some 443 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,040 sort of remote island and then they're like, hey, you can't 444 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,600 kiss or do anything or like Jack off or anything. 445 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,480 And if you do, we're going to take money off you. 446 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,560 And if you don't do these things, you walk away with a big 447 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,160 pot of money. I mean, that's enjoyable. 448 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,440 That's enjoyable. Also, Speaking of TV shows and 449 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:26,800 islands, was there ATV show or have I made this up where Jeremy 450 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:32,400 beetle as in beetles about Jeremy be as in small hand 451 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,680 Jeremy Beetle? That wasn't a show he had. 452 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:38,280 Jeremy Beetle just had quite literally a small hand, yet 453 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,960 another regular sized hand. But as well as that he had a wee 454 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,240 hand too. But because that was always a 455 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,840 joke, wasn't it Like back in the day in the playground, Jeremy 456 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,560 Beetle has a big Dick. But on the other hand, you know, 457 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,280 and it and it, that joke has worked throughout time, like 458 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,960 throughout the ages. But I think there was a show 459 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,080 called like Beatles Island or something, or this is what, or 460 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,320 was this a dream of mine? Jeremy Beatle was the guy that 461 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,800 hosted You've Been Framed and he did Beatles about, which was a 462 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,600 hidden camera show and it was fucking savage. 463 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,240 Like, you know, punk, punk being a hidden camera show. 464 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,560 Ashton Kutcher that like pretend to a celebrity that like their 465 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,400 makeup artist is, is really rude or I don't know. 466 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,920 Beatles about was absolutely savage and Beatles about they 467 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,120 would pretend that aliens had landed in people's gardens. 468 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,240 This was in like, I want to say the early 90's, the mid 90s in 469 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:33,000 England and or, or they would pretend to some guy that his van 470 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,320 had fallen into a river and the guy would crack up and Beetle 471 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,360 would just be stirring the pot. I mean, with his with his good 472 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:46,200 hand. And I'm RIP my man Jeremy 473 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,160 Beetle. I'm sorry about that. 474 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,880 But you know, I just had to do it because no refused other hand 475 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,560 would just take way longer. But yes, Jeremy Beetle I think 476 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,720 was in this TV show called like Beatles Island and they just 477 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,440 kept them on this island by himself and he just went nuts. 478 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,920 What I'm going to do is do the charity read right now for one 479 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,840 minute. And then whenever I come back 480 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,440 from that, I'm going to see if Beatles Island was a real show. 481 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,840 And if not, I'm going to see if Beatle has any kids and if they 482 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,520 would be willing to pick up the mantle and do Beatles Island. 483 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,240 I don't know, maybe I've just lost the plot, but that's that's 484 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,920 a show I'd like to see if they're repeating it. 485 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,120 Also, give me some recommendations in the comments 486 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,080 for this. If you're like, man, there's 487 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,880 this show not many people know about. 488 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,680 Tell me about it. You know, like Tiger King could 489 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,960 have fallen through the net, but there would be some people who 490 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,920 would see it. So is there something good on 491 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,600 Netflix that no, that no one's talking about, but everyone 492 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,320 should be? Tell me about it. 493 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,720 Or do we just want to see bank robberies and vaginas? 494 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,320 Or is it also known Money Heist? I don't know. 495 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,560 We're going to do a really quick read and then we'll be back with 496 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,400 listeners. Questions. 497 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,120 Sep. Sep. 498 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,280 Zippers, as you may know, we do a charity shout out every week 499 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,040 on the podcast. We want to hear from anyone 500 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,560 who's got a charity that they're working for at the minute or 501 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,960 they're just doing some sort of fundraising, even if it's a bit 502 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,160 crazy and outside the box. Get in touch with this 503 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,040 teawithmepodcast@gmail.com. We'd love to give you a little 504 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,040 bit of a platform for that because there's not many 505 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,960 sponsors around at the minute. So in light of that, we'll just 506 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,120 get a load of charities in and try and do something good this 507 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,440 week. I want to give a quick shout out 508 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,640 to Chest Heart and Stroke who are a local charity. 509 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,080 They've been working with people in Northern Ireland for over 70 510 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,520 years. 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So if you are in a position to 521 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,320 make a small donation or if you want to find out more about 522 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,440 them, head over to the website and and have a have a read up on 523 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,160 on the work that they do. Cheers guys, back to the pod. 524 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,080 Zippers, welcome back to the second-half of the Tea With Me 525 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,560 podcast. This is the listeners question. 526 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,800 Half where you're not going to believe this, hope you're 527 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,400 sitting down, but I answer listeners questions. 528 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,080 There we go. Who'd have thought it? 529 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,640 People are getting in touch with this week. 530 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,960 The zippers have spoken and this is what they're saying, Anthony 531 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,440 McLaughlin says. Have you heard of the velvet hat 532 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,200 trick? Now to me, without doing any 533 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,160 research on that, the velvet hat trick sounds like either an 534 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,840 indie band, like a kind of Paul Weller type band, or the indie 535 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,000 hat trick could well be a sort of sex thing, like a weird sex 536 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,320 thing. The velvet hat trick where like 537 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,520 who wears velvet like magic or magicians, Like where 3 538 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,680 magicians tie their decks together and rub it on someone's 539 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,480 shoulder. I don't know what it is, but I'm 540 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,160 going to find out. Velvet hat trick. 541 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,960 Velvet hat trick. Yeah, they sound like guys that 542 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,600 would support the jam. Velvet hat trick. 543 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,360 Oh yeah. I think it is a sex thing. 544 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,400 Yep, it literally is. So I don't know how close I am 545 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,440 in the magician thing. Wow. 546 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,720 Wow. Thanks. 547 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,120 Thanks for that, my man. Basically the the definition of 548 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,720 that is of a velvet hat trick is apparently using all three 549 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,760 female orifices at the same time. 550 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,320 There you go. Anthony McLaughlin there 551 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:45,320 gentlemen poet zipper when is Erez Tommy says, by the way, he 552 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,880 said, have you heard of the velvet hat trick and then tagged 553 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,560 Gareth Maher. So I don't know if that was 554 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:54,080 supposed to be just a private conversation between Anthony and 555 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,000 Gareth and the next message in thread was going to be want to 556 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,560 check it out. And then the next message was 557 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,480 going to be yes when. And then the next message was 558 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,480 going to be post lockdown. And then the next message was 559 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,240 going to be, OK, meet me a giant's ring. 560 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,280 I don't know. But either way, hope you're 561 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,720 having a good lockdown, my man. When is there, as Tommy says, 562 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,200 what about a Tea with me episode with Keith Cruz and Mike 563 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,720 McGoldrick? Yeah, some people have asked 564 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,560 this before. Would I do any of my hilarious 565 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,000 comedy characters on on the podcast and, like, interview 566 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 them? I don't think so because I've 567 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,720 seen stuff like that before. And it's weird, you know, I 568 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,960 think it's a bit weird. Like it's a good idea, but it 569 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,480 just kinda, I don't know, it's maybe a wee bit indulgent as 570 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,360 well. You know, like you're going 571 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,720 like, look at this plethora of greatness that I've I've made 572 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,240 these phenomenal characters who are basically all the same, but 573 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,440 just different ages and have slightly different voices. 574 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,360 I don't think so. I don't think so. 575 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,120 It's a bit like doing them live as well, like some people say, 576 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,480 you know, would you do a live show with your characters? 577 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,800 And I think it would be a lot of fun, but it would, it would 578 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,960 dilute my own stand up too much to think, you know, it would. 579 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,520 I wouldn't want people to be confused about what they were 580 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,800 coming to see, You know, if they're like I'm coming to see 581 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,280 alive, it's just going to be me doing stand up. 582 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,400 You know, that's my main thing. That's what I'm best at, just 583 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,680 doing sort of straight stand up. I've done Mike McGoldrick live 584 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:29,840 before maybe 5 or 6 times about five years ago and, and further 585 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,280 back. And it was, it was always good, 586 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,920 but it would, it would be weird to me to do more than one 587 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,480 character on the same night. I don't know. 588 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,360 I just, I sort of like being able to pick up the characters 589 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,680 and do them whenever I fancy it as opposed to like committing to 590 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,080 doing them. Like I would say if I did, if I 591 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,360 did the characters like live on like some sort of tour, I would 592 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,000 just be sick of them by the end of it. 593 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,560 And it's also like really difficult to write material in 594 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,800 character because it's not your natural thought, if that makes 595 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,560 sense. So I know what I would think 596 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,360 about lockdown or whatever. But by the way, post lockdown, 597 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,080 I'm not doing any material but lockdown. 598 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,960 And the first time I said lockdown there, I don't think I 599 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,160 said lockdown, right? But the main point is I'm not 600 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,440 doing any coronavirus, any lockdown material. 601 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,960 I don't think people are going to want to hear it. 602 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,680 I'm just talking about weird stuff and other things. 603 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:26,560 But yeah, I think the idea of so Mike McGoldrick is obviously 604 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,640 very different to me. The main difference being a 605 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,960 blazer. That's the only difference 606 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,720 between us. No, you know, it takes a while 607 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,160 to be like, what would he say about this? 608 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,280 What would he think about this? Where it's easier to write for 609 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,200 myself because I go, oh, I know what I think of this because all 610 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,880 I have to do is think about it. I don't know whether that was a 611 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,840 great or terrible answer, but thanks for your question. 612 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:49,840 Tommy live in the Ding good Twitter name says would you 613 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,800 rather have £1,000,000 in cash or have the ability to be your 614 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,240 own Wi-Fi beacon? As in, would you rather be the 615 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,360 router and never have to worry about signal no matter where you 616 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,240 were on earth? I think it would be handy to be 617 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,920 a human Wi-Fi router. But then again, a lot of guys 618 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,240 are like kicking off about 5G. And I think a lot of guys are 619 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,360 like cutting down 5G pylons and stuff. 620 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:17,360 I don't know if they're pylons or like tars, but yeah, people 621 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,960 are like cutting them down. So I would worry if I became my 622 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,520 own Wi-Fi router. I don't even know if that's what 623 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,440 you're saying, but I worry that like a lot of guys would spray 624 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:31,040 paint me with like 5G kills. So probably take the £1,000,000 625 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,960 in cash and then I would just buy like a wee dongle. 626 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,160 Dongle was a dongles. I don't know what they were. 627 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,280 I think they were maybe like flash drive, like pen drives. 628 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,000 Dongles weren't said for very long. 629 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,360 Like there was only about two years where people were saying 630 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,840 dongle regularly. But I think that's a word we 631 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,400 should have preserved and we should bring back like, let's 632 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,880 start calling something else a dongle like lamps. 633 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,200 Like I've got a lamp in this room. 634 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,400 Let like lamp. Well, like we've been saying, 635 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,280 lamp for far too long. Lamp for, you know, no one gets 636 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,040 it. No one gets a root whenever 637 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,160 someone says lamp because it's such like an old word. 638 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,760 It's been around for so long. Lamp. 639 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,400 You know, it's not even that satisfying the saying, let's 640 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,800 let's call lamps dongles. You know, that'll make the game 641 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,760 a bit more exciting. Switch that dongle on there. 642 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,040 Cheeky bastard, you know. So I just think we should, we 643 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,679 should switch words up a wee bit. 644 00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,920 And I know that wasn't your question, but thank you very 645 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,600 much, Sean. Sean has AT based question. 646 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:36,480 He says Tetley or Panjana. For me, I think I was raised on 647 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:41,880 Tetley, but now I can I I'm more of like a support local guy more 648 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:45,840 so I think I would go Panjana. I want to say Panjana or a local 649 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,040 company. Panjana or probably better. 650 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:50,280 Yeah. I'll go look. 651 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,000 Let's go. Let's go. 652 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Punjana. Pajanas. 653 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:57,440 Punjana is fun to say. Punjana, you know, it sounds 654 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,440 vaguely sexual. Let me see your vagina. 655 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,000 And Punjana, you know, enjoyable. 656 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,640 But I like the way Tetley guys, you know, the way cartoons, I 657 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,920 like them. They were a lot of fun. 658 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,760 Jamie Johnson says thoughts on Trump. 659 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:20,240 My thoughts on Trump are kind of, I think nowadays, right? 660 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:23,160 You have to just fucking enjoy things a wee bit. 661 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,200 Like if you look at the bleak reality of things, it's a 662 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,200 depressing world out there. But if you just go, you know 663 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,080 what? I'm just going to like, I'm 664 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,960 going to put the feet up here and have a laugh with this. 665 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,080 Some of the stuff Trump says is funny. 666 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,640 He doesn't mean it to be right, and it shouldn't be. 667 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,360 And you shouldn't be saying that stuff if you're the president. 668 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,440 But there's something about it where I just go, you know what? 669 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,280 I could get bogged down and being like, that's a president 670 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,720 shouldn't be saying, not knowing how this guy get elected because 671 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,200 fucking loads of people voted for him. 672 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,360 So there we go. Let's accept that and then let's 673 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,000 just enjoy some of the funny things. 674 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,160 And the other night we were having dinner and we watched 675 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,560 Trump quotes, like different quotes he said for a bite an 676 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,600 hour and a half. And then we watched George Bush 677 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,640 once and it was hilarious. The number one George Bush one 678 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,200 is whenever and it's mad, there will be some people watching 679 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,200 going, who's that? George Bush was president 2 680 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,680 presidents ago. And there was this day where 681 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,760 George Bush, like we all know that phrase. 682 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:26,680 I think fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice. 683 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:39,320 No, I I went to take the piss out of George Bush for being a 684 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,240 stupid bastard by getting that phrase wrong. 685 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:46,560 And I have said it wrong. I think he said fool me once, 686 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,160 shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. 687 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,320 No, I don't know if that's a phrase. 688 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,440 And I've really fucking mugged myself off and I've gone a bit 689 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,840 red because I'm so mad at myself. 690 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,880 But George Bush when he was president, bear in mind I'm not 691 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,440 president so I can get phrases wrong, all right? 692 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,480 I'm just a full time Northern Irish comedian, so nothing's 693 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,200 going to happen. I'm not on the world stage, you 694 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,320 know, Although this is fucking one of those popular podcasts 695 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,240 around at the minute. But that's not important. 696 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,040 It is important and it's class and thank you. 697 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,960 But George Bush, when he was genuinely the president, was 698 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,640 given a press conference and he said, there's an old phrase 699 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,360 where I'm from, I don't know if you have it here, but bear in 700 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,800 mind he was like 50 miles down the road. 701 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,520 Of course they have it. He goes there, fool me once, 702 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,920 shit, shame on you. Now, you could tell at that 703 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,920 point he'd fucked it and he was struggling. 704 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,480 And then he said, fool me, fool me once, can't you fool again? 705 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,960 Now, what was funny about that is he just fucking real admitted 706 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,760 defeat and just speed it along. And I love that so much. 707 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,280 Film me, film me once, shame on you. 708 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,520 Film me twice. You can't get fooled again. 709 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,440 I love it. He just flipped it and tried to 710 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,200 move on. Always enjoyable to me. 711 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:07,920 Rory Woods, one of my good comedy chums, Rory Woods says. 712 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,240 And by the way, Rory has a podcast called the Woodstock 713 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,040 Podcast, which you should really check out. 714 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,440 He says most underappreciated Man United Players ever. 715 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,920 And Stevie Nice has has jumped in as though he were this 716 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:24,000 podcast host with the answer. He said Dennis Irwin, I'll not 717 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,960 talk about football for too long because some people don't like 718 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,000 it. You know, some of the zippers 719 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,160 are like, no, I don't like football. 720 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,400 I like fucking cricket and dancing. 721 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,280 But just one really sassy cricket guy. 722 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,400 But yeah, Dennis Irwin is a great shout. 723 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,440 But Dennis Irwin wasn't under appreciated like people were 724 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,040 like, Nah, solid as a rock. Wander the left foot. 725 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,880 I have Irwin 3 on the back of an old Man United shirt thanks to 726 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,480 my mate Gary. But most underrated United 727 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,480 players. I'll just answer this as quickly 728 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:04,120 as I can. I'm going to say shit, I'm going 729 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,400 to say Andy Cole and Dwight York because as much as people love 730 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,080 the Cole and York thing, it's kind of forgotten about a wee 731 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,000 bit now. But I have never loved the 732 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,080 Strike partnership more than Andy Cole and Dwight York. 733 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,360 Always playing with a smile on their faces. 734 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:22,200 Best mates Dwight York was going out with Jordan. 735 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,000 Love that Andy Cole was just Cole, the goal. 736 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:31,160 And I like the joke that that Andy Cole sort of birthed in the 737 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,760 playground, which was someone would come up to you and go, did 738 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,320 you hear Man United or, or selling coal? 739 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,120 And as a big Man United fan, you'd be like, what? 740 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:44,560 And the person would go, yeah, two £2.50 a bag, you know, 741 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,960 because the joke was that they were selling actual coal. 742 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,600 Now that is, with hindsight, very funny. 743 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,800 But at the time it messed with your emotions a bit. 744 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,840 And then if if the person was an absolute banter merchant, who 745 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,560 would follow it up with this? Yeah. 746 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,760 And also Blackburn are selling flowers. 747 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,960 And by the way, you wouldn't click on. 748 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,680 You wouldn't click on because you're a fucking idiot child. 749 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,680 And you go, what are the flip? He's really good. 750 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,160 Are they selling him? Yeah. 751 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,800 And the person will go, yeah, they're selling flowers. 752 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,800 Blackburn are. Yeah, 150 a bunch. 753 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,200 You know, and no one really, that's the sort of joke whenever 754 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,800 you're in P4, you pretended you got it, but you didn't get it. 755 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,200 You'd be like, ah, yeah, mad. And then you would just go about 756 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,600 your day being like, that's a ridiculously low price to sell a 757 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,640 top goalkeeper for. And then somebody would explain 758 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,080 to you, go, no, he means they're selling like flowers. 759 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,680 They're like flowers you Peck out of the ground. 760 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,000 And then you would laugh and go, oh, right, Yeah. 761 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,720 But then your thought for the rest of that day would be why is 762 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:46,320 a football club selling bunches of flowers and why are Man 763 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,680 United selling bags so cool? But that's just the way it was 764 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,960 back then. You get smarter though. 765 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,160 That's a great thing about growing up. 766 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:58,160 Your brain develops. We got more questions. 767 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,760 One more football question, one more football question, one more 768 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,000 football question. The rap, the the waffle. 769 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,040 Sorry, I said the the raffle. That's such an old guy thing to 770 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,240 call something that's supposed to be the waffle to call it the 771 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,680 raffle. Favourite Irish League memory? 772 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,360 My favourite. See here's the thing, I haven't 773 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:21,520 been to too many Irish League games so I can't really say. 774 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,400 I've been to a few cup finals whenever I was younger just 775 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,080 because a couple of my mates were big Glen Torn fans and 776 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,400 still are big Glen Torn fans. I was at the I was at the the 777 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,160 Glen Torn Coleraine game, the cup final in about, I don't 778 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,120 know, 2000 and two or three and I just remember Jimmy Nez but 779 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,160 being on the pitch going absolutely bucked out and 780 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,760 Coleraine won. So probably that I really 781 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,800 enjoyed that because it couldn't work out why, why he was there. 782 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,800 And now that I'm older again, when you get older you realise 783 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,240 things. I was like already some 784 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,200 Coleraine. He's a big fan, but at the time 785 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,880 I was like, does he been and cold faked and then does he also 786 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,720 play for Coleraine? But yeah, that was that was 787 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,040 probably my best moment. But I don't know, like I love 788 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,800 watching. I always obviously watch a lot 789 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,720 of Irish League when it's on. I don't miss an episode of Final 790 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:09,360 score on BBCI did like when that young goalkeeper bounced over 791 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,480 the the fence in the War on point Ballymena game this season 792 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,560 or last season and just started scrapping with a load of fans. 793 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,400 I just jumped in like a wrestler and entering a Royal Rumble at 794 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,360 #30 because he's like 17 or something. 795 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,160 Is he the keeper? And then somebody after was 796 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,760 like, because I'm obviously a member of Irish League fans on 797 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,920 Facebook, which is a forum where people just get at each other 798 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,440 and it's phenomenal. And somebody were like, I 799 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,040 because they were slabbering on this Diana fucking class. 800 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,680 See if somebody was slabbering at my die, just go here, knock 801 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,680 that in the head. What I wouldn't do is jump over 802 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,880 a fence and fight 60 guys. But I enjoyed it. 803 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,000 You know, people are like, you should get into trouble. 804 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:54,160 Nah, that's great crack that should be allowed at Irish 805 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,720 League games. There should be like a wild card 806 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,840 where keepers don't get in trouble with a bunch over a 807 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,320 fence and just start scrapping people as long as the people 808 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,560 want to be scrapped with. So probably that. 809 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,200 Angela Galloway nearly called her. 810 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,240 Angela says. Angela says, have you watched 811 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:15,200 the programme Normal people? I think I'm an I'm an what's the 812 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:20,680 opposite of normal, abnormal. And by the way, there's a lot of 813 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,680 people who who were like, what? How do you not know that? 814 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,240 And they didn't know it was abnormal until I said have I 815 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,440 watched it? Not yet. 816 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,320 I think I'm one of the only people who hasn't. 817 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,880 But it's on my list. I didn't say it earlier, but it 818 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,080 actually is on my list. Oh, fuck. 819 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,080 When did when you check out that Jeremy Beetle programme was the 820 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,080 thing. Yeah. 821 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:41,160 And I've heard Normal People is class if you meet, if you're my 822 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,760 mates and different like WhatsApp groups and stuff are 823 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,000 like definitely check this out. It's really, really good. 824 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,760 Although I've heard it's a bit blue. 825 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,640 You've heard it's a little bit dirty. 826 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,880 So when we'll we'll have to check it out. 827 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,000 I hear that there is a guy from Northern Ireland in it who's 828 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:01,800 apparently class. So maybe we'll maybe maybe we'll 829 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,760 chat to him and see if we can get him on. 830 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,560 Normal People star Paul Meskel is stunned as James Corden 831 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,240 revealed the BBC drama Changed my life. 832 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,240 Yeah, well, people are absolutely loving it. 833 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,400 It's, I watched the trailer, thought it looked great. 834 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,040 So I, I will, I will check it out. 835 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,920 I will check it out. Normal People. 836 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,480 I'll, I'll watch it. Then I'll watch an episode or 837 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,080 two before the next podcast and report back and let you know 838 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,840 what I think. But more importantly, I just 839 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,480 want to see if Jeremy Beetle was on his own show. 840 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,280 Jeremy Beetle with the wee hand. I want to see if he had a TV 841 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,240 programme where he was like stranded on an island. 842 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,360 Jeremy Beadle Oh no, there's just loads of stories about I'm 843 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:53,080 dying, which is sad. Jeremy Beadle TV appearances If 844 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,400 this programme didn't exist, that's mental. 845 00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,440 There's a programme called Celebrity Sleepover, couldn't 846 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,320 have that. Annoying because there's too 847 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:04,160 many dirty bastards and all working on TV and all. 848 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,280 Yeah, I don't. I don't think that this this 849 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,240 show ever existed. Nah. 850 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,320 People do the funniest things. You've been framed. 851 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,520 Honestly, I thought there was a TV show where Jeremy Beetle was 852 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,880 just on an island. There was a show called Win 853 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,720 Beatles Money. That's just a game show where 854 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,720 you could get some money from Beetle. 855 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,480 Oh, listen to this. Why have I never heard of this? 856 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,760 Any cash scored by the players would be deducted from Beetles 857 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:41,520 bank, which started at a ground. I love that the Beatle was just 858 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,640 banking his own mean. It definitely wouldn't have been 859 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,240 his own money. But Beatles Bank sounds like a 860 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:48,360 place you wouldn't, you wouldn't deposit your money. 861 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,200 Beatles Bank, because it just sounds a wee bit dodgy. 862 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,000 And there we have a lovely person being like the episode. 863 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,560 The last episode of the podcast was really good. 864 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,720 Thanks. Yeah. 865 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,880 Marty Carlton says what's your thoughts on you? 866 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,120 You love you. You love couple. 867 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,080 You couple you love. I don't know what that is. 868 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,480 I don't know what that is. Let me Google it. 869 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:21,480 Is it University of Ulster? You, you love anonymous 870 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,600 confessions? Oh, like, is it like one of 871 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,600 those overheard pages? Overheard of Queens? 872 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,080 What do you think of this? I think of that. 873 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,840 I mean, one out of fifty of those is true. 874 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,400 It's like Cosmopolitan magazine or when any, when any, any 875 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,280 fellow comedian has a hilarious conversation with someone in 876 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,440 their family and there's a punch line at the end of it said by a 877 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,960 child, hey, didn't happen, didn't happen. 878 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,320 It was just, it was just a nice thought, but it didn't happen. 879 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:55,480 So I, I, I don't know Mark Kelly, who is an Irish League 880 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,000 footballer himself. Mark plays for Newry City. 881 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,240 He says. Favourite guest you've had on so 882 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,640 far on TV Podcast and who's your dream guest? 883 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:11,000 My favourite guest so far? I'm going to be a Dick. 884 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,040 I mean, there's no, I'm not lapping this, you know, I 885 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,680 genuinely mean this when I say it. 886 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,520 Everybody has been class. There's no guest where I've 887 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,040 gone. Oh fuck, that was tough. 888 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,480 Honestly, like anyone you've seen on the episodes, if I look 889 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,840 like I'm enjoying myself, I'm enjoying myself. 890 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:37,280 I would say the episode that obviously like blew up more than 891 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,920 the rest was the Jamie Dornan episode that sort of propelled 892 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,680 us into like the Apple charts, like into the the whole UK Top 893 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:51,560 40, which is which is nuts. So I think that one probably 894 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,840 stands out to me the most for the reason that like all the 895 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,760 rest of them, I think it was funny. 896 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,760 I fucking had loads of fun doing it. 897 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,040 But I had been like, me and Jamie had been chatting about 898 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,680 doing something for about 6 or 7 years. 899 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,360 Should we do like a sketch or an interview for something? 900 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:14,840 And it just just never, it never really like happened for for one 901 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,120 reason or another. Like obviously being like a top 902 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,200 actor, he doesn't know what he's going to be working on from one 903 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,360 year to the next. And he might get a call to like 904 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,440 go to Australia for three. It just didn't happen basically. 905 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,120 But we always sort of kept in touch here and there and they'd 906 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,640 actually be able to do the episode with him and him to like 907 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,520 everybody I've had on be just so generous. 908 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:42,480 Was was was great. So so they all stand out. 909 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,960 I mean that if there's one that I don't enjoy, I'll be honest. 910 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,160 I'll say you have you have my word. 911 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:54,600 My dream guest, I don't know if I'm just shooting for the stars, 912 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,120 Mick Jagger. I would love to get Mick Jagger 913 00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,800 or Harry Styles or Mick Jagger and Harry Styles on the same 914 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,640 episode because I'm a big Rolling Stones fan and a big 915 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:08,080 Harry fan and One Direction fan. In fact, Niall Horan would be 916 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,680 great as well. I've actually, I've asked him 917 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,520 through the podcast. So we'll see if anything can be 918 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,400 done there. So probably one of those boys, 919 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,600 Matthew Murnin says, could you talk about this? 920 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,320 PSNI are probing the sale of UDA flags for the health service. 921 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:27,560 I could talk about that, Matthew, but I won't because, 922 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,600 you know, don't be starting anything with the 923 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,960 paramilitaries. Basically, you know, they're, 924 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,040 they're probably doing a lot of admin at the minute. 925 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,520 Those paramilitary guys, you know, I'd say they don't have 926 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,520 many jobs on at the minute. So they're probably just making 927 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,160 a list of bad boys. They've got a, they've got a, 928 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,640 you know, fucking sort out. So I don't want to be on that 929 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,560 list. So yeah, big up the NHS. 930 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,280 That's we'll just we'll just leave it there. 931 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:56,400 We've got the what's this here? What's this here? 932 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,760 Oh yeah, just people just sharing like that video. 933 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,560 That's cool. I like that. 934 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:07,960 Zach says, Oh, hold on, it's we TikTok Mike McGoldrick. 935 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,560 He runs the boy time podcast with fellow comedian Dave Elliot 936 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,280 and he has a YouTube channel that's home to many viral 937 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,200 videos, his character sketches, podcasts and even 2 frees. 938 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Thanks a lot, Zach. Zach has done a tech talk of me. 939 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,320 I don't know if that's a phrase I'm going to write. 940 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,880 Thanks a lot, mate. I don't know if he's really 941 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,800 mugged me off and under what, but it just seems like he's just 942 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,120 like explaining to people who who I am. 943 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,280 So cheer for that moment. I still don't know what tech 944 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,520 talk is yet even though I have it. 945 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,520 I put a couple of fucking dancing videos on it obviously, 946 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:45,600 but I don't know what the crack is. 947 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,880 Craig Yates says when Mr Boris eases this lockdown. 948 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,720 By the way, Craig, I mean, I think you're from Northern 949 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,560 Ireland maybe. But like the way you've said 950 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,360 that makes it seem like you might be like a middle-aged 951 00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,520 African taxi driver when Mr Boris eases this lockdown and I 952 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,560 enjoy that a lot and things return to normal. 953 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,040 What are you looking forward to most? 954 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:09,720 I think I have so many grand plans of like, I'm going to go 955 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:14,000 swimming in the sea and I'm going to, you know, I'm going to 956 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,720 go and do this and do that. I'll probably just do exactly 957 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,680 the same stuff as I as I always did. 958 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,360 I'm looking forward to going out to restaurants with friends. 959 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,040 I'm looking forward to hugging family. 960 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,400 I'm looking forward to just literally being able to do what 961 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,600 I want because I do what I want, mate. 962 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:37,240 All right, Conor McGregor, I I just kinda like like the idea of 963 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,840 not being restricted by government rules, but at the 964 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:46,600 same time, I like the rules and whenever the the government 965 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,040 stuff came out just there, I haven't actually looked properly 966 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,120 into it yet, but I think they're extending the lockdown by three 967 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,480 weeks. I'm like, yes, that's what we're 968 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,560 all about, boys. That's what we're all about. 969 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,280 But it's just, it's nice to like you take it for granted that you 970 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,920 can just go anywhere at any time. 971 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:06,280 And but it is weird because I think I talked about this in the 972 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:11,440 last podcast, I'm less and less tempted to, to like go out and 973 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,280 do things that I would have done or like, I have less of a want 974 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,320 to. At the start of lockdown, I was 975 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,400 like, I can't wait to just go to Nando's with all my mates. 976 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,440 But right now, and by the way, we could all go, all my mates 977 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,440 and me could go to the table of four. 978 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:31,600 But now I'm sort of like, yes, as much as I would love that, 979 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,640 let's just leave it a while longer. 980 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,760 I think if the lockdown got lifted tomorrow and they were 981 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,800 like, Nandos is open for the boys, I don't think I'd be 982 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,600 rushing down. So I don't know. 983 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,920 There's loads of stuff I do want to do, Craig, but I don't feel 984 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,160 the need to just go straight back into it, if that makes 985 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,720 sense. Thanks for your question. 986 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:48,880 Sorry, I probably answered it really. 987 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:53,040 By the way, the Belfast guy in China, big, big favourite of the 988 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,280 podcast says, will the virus lockdown actually change your 989 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,440 outlook and perspective on life and how you spend your time in 990 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:07,280 reality? Maybe like I think it has. 991 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,800 I think it has made me more productive, you know, spending 992 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:18,240 time putting out videos and writing and, you know, using 993 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,560 this, using this camera, this camera that I'm filming the 994 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,600 video version of the podcast on. I have had this camera for 995 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,680 years, but I haven't really ever used it. 996 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,160 I've relied on other people and I will always work with other 997 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,320 people like Michael and Aaron who are brilliant video makers 998 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,040 and we I love doing sketches with them. 999 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,440 But I can still do the the more basic sketches by myself as long 1000 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,880 as there's just one person in them. 1001 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,360 There's no excuse for me not to do that. 1002 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,720 I would always be like, oh, I need someone to help me shoot 1003 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:49,040 this. I can kind of do things myself. 1004 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,560 I'm actually OK at editing as well. 1005 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:56,120 Like I'm basic at it, but I just, I think I'll back myself 1006 00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:01,520 wee bit more to be able to do stuff on my own and don't know, 1007 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,640 it's been really nice to like spend more time at home. 1008 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,840 Like it's not like I'm away 6 nights a week or whatever. 1009 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:12,640 You know, I, I do go football training and I go and do gigs 1010 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,520 and podcasts and stuff like that. 1011 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,640 So I've spent loads of time at home and that's been great. 1012 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,880 And there's a lot of people here like fuck sake, Get Me Out of 1013 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,760 here. I'm actually loving that part of 1014 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,200 it and I'm loving being able to do more podcasts and all that. 1015 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,680 But I am looking forward to being back in our studio because 1016 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:33,760 we just got that before lockdown and changing my perspective. 1017 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,120 Not really. I think I've always had like a 1018 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,960 decent, I look like I'm, I'm happy with my outlook on life, 1019 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:44,880 but it's just reaffirmed to me, I guess that I, I, I love 1020 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,080 socialising, I love seeing people and I'm bit sad to be 1021 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,840 missing out on that, of course, but nothing too big. 1022 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:55,120 James Brown says James Brown, baby, not that James Brown. 1023 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,680 You mentioned before you went to Campbell. 1024 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,520 Do you have fond memories of school and do any funny stories 1025 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,640 jump to mind? Would you ever consider going 1026 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,880 back and giving a talk about your career? 1027 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,680 Yeah, I did. I did go to Campbell until fifth 1028 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,040 year to have fond memories of school and any funny stories 1029 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:18,040 jump out. Yes, I do have fond memories of 1030 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,080 going to school of of my time at Campbell. 1031 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:27,880 I wouldn't say I fitted in massively. 1032 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:35,200 Like I would say I did feel like the things I was really into 1033 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:39,560 that didn't, they just didn't cater for like it's, it's a big 1034 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,160 rugby school and you can tell by my complexion. 1035 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,080 Like I'm not a rugby. Yeah. 1036 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,040 Like I'm honestly far too cute to play rugby. 1037 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,680 And I was also so small at school. 1038 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,680 So I just didn't like rugby. Like I was obsessed with 1039 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:55,320 football and it seemed mad to me that we weren't allowed to play 1040 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,760 football. But again, now that like 1041 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,160 obviously the school wants to win the school's cup and has a 1042 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,960 big tradition of that. But it was tough to not play 1043 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,080 football when you hear that your mates that were going to other 1044 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,760 schools were just flat out playing a football teams and all 1045 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,560 that. That was tough. 1046 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:14,000 I do have fond memories. I feel like my outside of school 1047 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,840 friends remained my friends and I definitely did have a good 1048 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,880 amount of friends in school. But then it was OK. 1049 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:26,160 It was it was it was tough not going to a school that had 1050 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,320 girls. You know, it was like it was an 1051 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,560 all boys school and that was difficult because you know, when 1052 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:36,680 you whenever you're like in your teen, like your early teens, you 1053 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,960 just want to be well, personally, I just wanted to be 1054 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,480 around girls. Like, I like being silly around 1055 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,360 girls. I like trying to impress girls 1056 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,800 and I actually like like being friends with girls at that age 1057 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,880 as well. And of course, you know, you're 1058 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,360 you're, you know, you're wanting to impress. 1059 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,520 You wanted to make sure the hair looked good and all that kind of 1060 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,120 stuff. But whenever you went to an old 1061 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,760 boys school, I was happy to just rock in with bed head every 1062 00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,680 every day because like you weren't trying to, you know, you 1063 00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,080 weren't trying to get the the sideways glance from any of the 1064 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:07,520 boys. So it was, it was a, it was a 1065 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,680 really good school. Like, don't get me wrong, good 1066 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:14,200 school. I think I struggled a wee bit 1067 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:20,520 academically because I did, I did have the power to be to do 1068 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:25,040 better academically, But because I, I would have been in like the 1069 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:29,200 bottom class and whenever, whenever, like they, they put 1070 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,560 you, they ranked you in order of like how smart you were and they 1071 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:33,920 would have put me in the bottom class. 1072 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,040 They were the most disruptive classes. 1073 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,320 Don't get me wrong. I was like, I was kind of part 1074 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:43,800 of that disruptiveness at times, I'm sure, but them but it just, 1075 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,040 I don't know. I think I would like to have 1076 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:52,240 gone to like Priory or, you know, a school like that where 1077 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,200 maybe like I would have, I think because there was such smart 1078 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,120 people that went to Campbell as well as idiots like me. 1079 00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,080 If, if you weren't one of the smart people, I think you just 1080 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,160 sort of switched off. And I had this thing where I was 1081 00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:07,160 like, oh, I'm not smart enough to be like, I may as well just 1082 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:11,000 mess about, you know. So yeah, I do have, I do have 1083 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,520 real fun times as well. And still fond of a lot of 1084 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,920 people that I went to school with. 1085 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,160 Do any funny stories jump to mind? 1086 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:21,680 My first ever fight, I had like a proper arranged fight with 1087 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,840 David Carville. Shout out to David Carville, who 1088 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,720 I was like mates with. And honestly one there was this 1089 00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,760 weird thing where like 1 summer in between the thing was first 1090 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:37,440 and second year I came. Yeah. 1091 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,440 It was like the first day back of second year. 1092 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,520 And a few guys that I've been mates with like were suddenly 1093 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,960 really weird with me and like giving me the cold shoulder a 1094 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:47,080 bit. And I just kind of thought that 1095 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,680 was weird and didn't think anything of it, Thought it was a 1096 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:54,280 bit weird. And then I think David, now 1097 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,040 David Carville may well give a different version of events 1098 00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,760 here, but I think on MSN Messenger one day, because of 1099 00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,800 course, everything started back then on Messenger. 1100 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,680 I think he started like slobbering at me on MSN 1101 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,600 Messenger in like the first week back his second year. 1102 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,600 And I think I may be like said something back that he didn't 1103 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,400 like. In fact, I know, I know I did. 1104 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,360 I think it was like a like your ma type thing. 1105 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:20,800 In fact, it was that. And because I didn't know what 1106 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,440 else to say and he was like, you know, fuck, we're going to 1107 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,480 fight. And I said, alright, let's 1108 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,720 fight. And it was like properly 1109 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,360 arranged. There was a crowd of about 150 1110 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:35,520 And I, it's a foam memory now because it was the worst fight 1111 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,440 of all time. Like I remember he had the 1112 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,640 advantage. He, he'll dispute this, right? 1113 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:43,680 But and by the way, we, we like became friends again, like 1114 00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,240 shortly after this. And like, if I saw him like now 1115 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:47,840 and stuff, I'd love to chat to him. 1116 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,720 Like he's real nice guy. But for this day, we fucking 1117 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,000 hated each other. And he came down like a hill to 1118 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,240 fight me. I was already there. 1119 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:59,240 I was just, you know, working with my pad guy, you know, and 1120 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,640 just throwing a few punches. He came down the hill. 1121 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,280 So he had the advantage because he like the momentum was 1122 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,680 physically behind him. So he started throwing punches 1123 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,920 on his way down the hill. Took me a while to get back in 1124 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:13,960 the game. And then at one point we were 1125 01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,560 just we were just throwing punches back and forth, but we 1126 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,360 had like Jeremy Beetle, like small hands. 1127 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,520 So like no one's punch was doing damage. 1128 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,400 And then at one point I just like. 1129 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,080 Because I just thought it'd be funny. 1130 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,360 I just open hand slapped him across the face. 1131 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,680 And a lot of people were like, that was so sly. 1132 01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:31,800 And I was like, I know, but we were having a full fight. 1133 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,360 So yeah. And I just remember a chant of 1134 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,160 dildo sausage broke out during the fights. 1135 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:40,080 People were bored. I think that was led by my 1136 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,960 Michael Ralph, who was just like, let's just let's just get 1137 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,080 a bit of entertainment going here. 1138 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,960 So that was a fond memory. But school was school was good. 1139 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,880 I enjoyed it more towards the end, like fifth year, whenever I 1140 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,560 was like, I don't think I'm coming back here. 1141 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,600 But then. But Campbell, like there was a 1142 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,960 lot of good at Campbell, like a lot of really good teachers 1143 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:58,800 there as well. Good people. 1144 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,760 Would I consider going back and giving a talk about my career? 1145 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,320 Absolutely. Absolutely. 1146 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:03,840 I would. Yeah. 1147 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,680 If they, if they want to do that, if they, if they want to 1148 01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,800 be like don't follow this guy's career. 1149 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,520 Yeah, of course. Do we have more questions? 1150 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,400 Oh, shit, yeah, we did. But I deleted that one. 1151 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,440 I didn't mean to. Sorry to hear what that was, but 1152 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,560 I have no way of knowing who you were. 1153 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,440 So there we go, folks. Go through some questions there 1154 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,320 again. These solo episodes, right? 1155 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,000 I hope. I know they're different to the 1156 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,160 guest episodes because the guest, like, I'm trying to just 1157 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,840 be on it and be funny all the time and like, you know, 1158 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:39,680 constantly, like ask questions. These solo ones are just like me 1159 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,160 opening my brain and just pouring it out. 1160 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,360 And yeah, I just, I don't know if it's laugh a minute, but 1161 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,520 hopefully you find it in some way interesting because because 1162 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,840 I really enjoy doing these, these solo episodes. 1163 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,400 But we're coming back with a guest on Wednesday. 1164 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,000 Friday will be me doing the solo episode again. 1165 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,440 And every Monday, let me plug it one more time. 1166 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,800 Me and producer Dan do a Patreon episode where we pack like a 1167 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:07,960 different theme or topic and we do like a full, full episode on 1168 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,400 that. And also on the Patreon. 1169 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,120 There's a lot of cool stuff. If you want to sign up, 1170 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:16,240 patreon.com Tea with Me podcast, what else do you have to plug 1171 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,840 tonight? If you're listening to some that 1172 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,600 comes out Friday. It's our last show on BBC Radio 1173 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,120 Ulster, the rave lock down 6 until half seven. 1174 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,000 Really bittersweet. That seemed like I was going to 1175 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,400 burst into tears, but it was just kind of like half a burp, 1176 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,200 even though I can't actually burp out loud, which is a good 1177 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,280 thing to not be able to do because, you know, rude. 1178 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,240 But it's bittersweet being the last one because I'm really 1179 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:43,200 looking forward to people here in the last show because I think 1180 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:48,120 we're going out with a big one. But it's tough because we, we 1181 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,960 have like a 10 week deal on Radio Ulster and it's this is 1182 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,560 the last week of it. And then there is a show already 1183 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,880 pre programmed to come in after us for, for a 10 week run. 1184 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:03,360 And we just, we've had like the best time on Radio Ulster. 1185 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,120 Like we, we normally do the She and Todd show where we do like 1186 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,600 features and games and play a bit of music. 1187 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,080 But a couple of weeks ago were just like, fuck it, let's just 1188 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,080 play old school dance and Radio Ulster went that's fine, go for 1189 01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,280 it. And it is blown up. 1190 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,240 It has become this. I was going to say a movement. 1191 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:25,080 I'll be realistic. It's become this well supported 1192 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:30,160 thing where so many people who maybe weren't listening to Radio 1193 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:34,840 Ulster are suddenly saying like, I've just discovered this or 1194 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,640 they, they see the tweets about it and they've, they've come 1195 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:41,280 over because we've said we're doing the show and it's 1196 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:46,120 something different. And I think people have started 1197 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,120 doing what what I do, which is sort of like, make it like the 1198 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,320 start of your weekend. People are like Friday night, 1199 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,400 they have a, they have a drink, they have a bit of a dance in 1200 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,000 the house. People send in videos and we 1201 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:01,320 share them back out and it's it's been one of the most 1202 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:08,000 satisfying projects I've ever done because it is a tremendous 1203 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:15,240 feeling whenever everybody is in this weird, frustrating, sad 1204 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:20,680 time of lockdown and you're able to play these songs that I love 1205 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,480 because I love old school dance and we're getting to play. 1206 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:26,760 Some of them are good, some of them are cheesy, some of them 1207 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:30,800 are a bit debatable, but me and me and Dave, me and my best 1208 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:35,120 friend are able to play these songs, have a bit of banter back 1209 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:38,800 and forth and people are like, it's the highlight of some 1210 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:42,520 people's weeks and I'm and it's the highlight of my week too. 1211 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:46,720 And same with Dave. And, and we've just, we just 1212 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,760 really, really, really loved it. I think comes across in the 1213 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,360 programme just how much we love it. 1214 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:58,240 And but that happiness is contrasted with the sadness of 1215 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,360 this being the last one. We've looked at every possible 1216 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,000 way. Like I've asked a question, is 1217 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,680 there any way we can continue it? 1218 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:09,680 And I just, I've just been told it's, you know, it's not 1219 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:14,400 possible. So it's the last one. 1220 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,520 And it, it like, it genuinely makes us sad. 1221 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:23,080 Like it properly makes us sad. And I know it'll be emotional 1222 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:26,880 being the last show because it fit. 1223 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:31,600 Not that it feels like we're letting people down, but I just, 1224 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:35,680 I hate the feeling that we're like abandoning people in a way. 1225 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:40,640 And that maybe sounds like over the top or exaggerated, but 1226 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,600 every feeling is exaggerated during this lockdown. 1227 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:47,080 So us feeling like, fuck, we can, you know, we're not able to 1228 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,280 do the show anymore because there's nothing else going on. 1229 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,760 That feeling just for me gets magnified. 1230 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:57,640 And yeah, it's tough. It's tough to take that this is 1231 01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:00,720 the the last one. And look, the show could come 1232 01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:03,840 back, but you know, we're just in this time. 1233 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,120 It feels like we're doing something important. 1234 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:12,080 It feels like important radio, like someone gave me advice when 1235 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:16,000 I was starting radio, which was make make it feel like this is 1236 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,120 important for people. And I didn't know what that 1237 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,800 meant until we started doing this ray of lockdown. 1238 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:29,240 So I'm really looking forward in a way to the last one because 1239 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:36,320 because it's there's fun associated with that. 1240 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:40,120 It's like we're trying to make it like the last day of term, if 1241 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,040 that makes sense. We want to make it the best 1 1242 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,280 yet. We want to play cheesy music 1243 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,600 where you go. Normally I wouldn't listen to 1244 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,160 this, but look, I'm at home in the house by myself. 1245 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:56,000 I'm wee bit sad talking about it and I don't want to end the 1246 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,560 podcast on that note. But just know that like if you 1247 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:02,480 listen to the rave lockdown or or or you're going to listen on 1248 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:07,840 Friday for your first one. It's been a complete riot doing 1249 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,960 it. Like me and Dave have had and 1250 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,720 producer Mark have had the best time. 1251 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,200 If there was any way for us to continue it, we would have done 1252 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:20,240 it like we exhausted every possible Ave like spoke to 1253 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,640 different people about it. It's not possible. 1254 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:26,160 But if you get a chance to listen tonight's BBC Radio 1255 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:29,480 Ulster 6 until half seven, it would mean a lot to us. 1256 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,240 If you're listen, if you if you listen and you're on board and 1257 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,080 hopefully if you're in lockdown, if you're maybe having a bit of 1258 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:38,720 a shitty time, it's not going to make everything better. 1259 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,880 Obviously, you know, I'm not saying that before for an hour 1260 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,200 and a half. It might put a smile on your 1261 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,040 face. Thank you very much for 1262 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,640 listening to the podcast or watching. 1263 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,840 If you watch the video version on YouTube, we're putting out 1264 01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:53,240 two of these a week. It's it's, it's been great for 1265 01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,720 me to do these as well. You know, just doing the podcast 1266 01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:59,640 and sort of feeling the feeling a connection with everyone on 1267 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,920 the merch front. We may have that sorted, been 1268 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:06,720 chanting the material goods and we may well have that sorted. 1269 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:11,440 We are talking about get ready for this cup and saucer, a tea 1270 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,920 with me cup and saucer. But we'll see what happens when 1271 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,680 we get that sorted. When I know more about it, we'll 1272 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000 put that out. See you next time. 1273 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,319 Enjoy your tea, sip, sip. All the best.