1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,960 Zippers, I am on tour of my brand new stand up show She and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,160 Talk comedy.com but what do I have said is not the name of the 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,320 show. I've done the regional Ireland 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,240 dates, I've done the Europe dates but I still have some big 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,560 Ireland shows, Belfast, Dublin and Cork. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,600 Belfast and Dublin are sold like Cork has tickets left and I'm 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,000 going to America and Australia and Canada. 8 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:24,440 She and talk comedy.com. I am in America and Canada May 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,360 and I'm hitting Australia in October. 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:30,040 She and Talk Comedy. Welcome to this episode of TSB 11 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,920 Podcast. My guests are Tim McGarry and 12 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,200 Mickey Bartlett, birthday boy. That's me. 13 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,840 Birthday Birthday to you very much birthday with. 14 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,040 Yesterday it was. Remarkably. 15 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,960 Have well have a sip alcohol. You're looking at a new man. 16 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,760 Really. I got up in the morning, went 17 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,800 boxing and then I went lifted weights and then I took my 18 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,720 nephew Bolton Rock and. Roll get the fake you. 19 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,640 Know mean, I said. You fucking beat me in Bolton to 20 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,680 bridge. But that's your first super? 21 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,040 Was that a conscious decision? That was sober birthday. 22 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,840 No, no, that's all. I just you make just a new meme. 23 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,240 Was it not the intervention you told? 24 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,360 Yes, we have a podcast. Yesterday there were so many 25 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:10,720 cars in the car but I thought fuck, I was like. 26 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,000 A. Long time coming you're. 27 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,160 Getting a call on the Caterpillar cake and rehab. 28 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:24,320 By the way, you're adopted wrong intervention don't have the one 29 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:29,360 time I was a kid my my mind. My sister started so burn when I 30 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:34,320 was 6 and my sister was about 3 and she found out that my mom 31 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,200 and dad didn't plan to have me. They were just like, well, 32 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,120 that's what she said. She was like, you were a 33 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,280 mistake, my sister, three years of age, you're a mistake. 34 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,800 Right, we're doing anal. Yeah, take that out. 35 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,720 Sorry, Actually do take that out. 36 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:52,120 Doesn't make sense though for but anyway, but the sister was 37 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,560 like your mistake and then when I went on and you're adopted and 38 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,880 then my dad went now we just found you and they all teamed up 39 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:05,920 and I just started crying. Ran upstairs No Essex 25. 3939 40 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,639 Tim, your birthday gay. What do you mean? 41 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:11,000 Well, I have one every year. Like why you being hold on, 42 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,440 first of all, why you've been so defensive? 43 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,760 I mean, when it's Tim McGarry birthday, do you like a bit of a 44 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,800 song with? That I do 23rd of June. 45 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,760 You know what? Fucking really? 46 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:25,840 No, because of obviously you don't do politics or shot. 47 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,400 No, we just do. Brexit. 20 June. 48 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,920 Well, if. Nigel Farage says it's no 49 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,040 independence. It was actually my birthday, 20. 50 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,200 20 speaking 10th of March. My birth has been ruined as well 51 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,760 because that was the day of Prince Andrew was in the Pizza 52 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,640 Express, was it? Yeah, I also share her birthday 53 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,520 with Chuck Norris, Osama bin Laden, so. 54 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,320 What a dinner party that would be a Pizza Express. 55 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:51,360 Just three ass kickers. No, you get to my age. 56 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,080 You see that guy? I'm 61. 57 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,240 Knife. What do you like to do in your 58 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,800 birthday? I like. 59 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:01,040 To have a little glass of wine and the days have been Mickey 60 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,760 Bartlett are long gone. You see what I'm coming. 61 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,000 You're telling me? I got sorry. 62 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,240 For Mickey Bartlett, I'm. Trying to say I didn't know 63 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,320 you're 39. In a bad way or good way? 64 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,880 Because I'm looking at myself now going, you actually look 65 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,360 your age now, because I've looked like this since you. 66 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,680 Look great. 26. You look great today. 67 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,840 I don't know whether it's blood pressure or a time, but you look 68 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:24,600 good today. Thanks, Julie Jaundice. 69 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,040 Have you thought about your pensions yet? 70 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,360 Because you need to worry about. I'm. 71 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,400 I am you're. Nearly 40, my friend. 72 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,280 I'm to be. Worried about I'm to be dead way 73 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,120 before I have. I'm acting accordingly. 74 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,600 You're investing your pension. Funds. 75 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,840 Absolutely. Fags and Guinness. 76 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,800 Yeah. What did you? 77 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:50,600 Call them anymore. What did you do the day of your 78 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,680 birthday yesterday? Literally went bowling if you. 79 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,960 Oh, that was yesterday. Yeah, got up with, worked out, 80 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,720 had some eggs, and then are you OK? 81 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,320 We're doing wrong. I was poor whiskey, my fruit. 82 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,600 You know I'm not right, Joe. My fault. 83 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,960 No, I took him because I owe him money for weed. 84 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,120 So I just thought I might as well treat the jet. 85 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,720 I like a wee. I like a wee birthday lunch. 86 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,959 That's what I like. A lunch. 87 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,279 Going out for a wee birthday lunch? 88 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:21,519 Yeah, or like a lit breakfast or something. 89 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,240 I don't like a big faucet. Just like a meal. 90 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,600 It's just about me. I love a song and a dance before 91 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,720 I love a big. Fast party. 92 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,120 Yeah, I love a good. Party. 93 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,440 I get that at surprise parties forever and ever and ever. 94 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,720 Have you organised me on 50th? Oh, that's sad. 95 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,600 That was a good party like, but I had to buck and do it myself. 96 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,400 Where? Did you have a Tim Thompson's? 97 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:48,720 Yeah, Thompson's Tea Shop. There was a tea dance. 98 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,920 Yeah, I'd love that. Did you ever go to the ballroom 99 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,160 at the Belfast Zoo? Fuck off. 100 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,160 That was close to the second, close to the. 101 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:02,640 What was it like to be on the penny Farthing did you weave 102 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:09,280 when the Titanic left Belfast? Decimalization I haven't got 103 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,160 used. It was with CRO Magnum. 104 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,560 Sippers, this episode of the TSB podcast is sponsored by none 105 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,880 other than that prize guy. 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She was a kid, man. 139 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,200 Prehistoric man. Yeah. 140 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,600 Oh, that's a type of man. It was. 141 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,360 That was a man. You. 142 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,800 Don't do history and all student or. 143 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,080 Certain elements of it. He was. 144 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,520 He was a prehistoric metrosexual. 145 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Right. Prehistoric fuck boy. 146 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:24,040 Right. Do you know that in the United 147 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,960 Kingdom, and I know this because of my 61 and I think about these 148 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:31,000 things, in the United Kingdom you get your pension at age 67, 149 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,040 step pension, whereas in the Republic of Ireland you get your 150 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,920 state pension age 66, so. 10 We know what you're pushing for. 151 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,320 We know what. You're all I'm saying is up the 152 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:46,400 rock. Can I see as well, Speaking of 153 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,360 just speaking with this, another great thing that happened the 154 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,160 10th of March was I can't remember what year it was, but 155 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:54,240 for one day the Irish government accidentally legalised class 156 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,440 hair drugs do. You remember this, It was like 157 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:01,960 2000 and. 7 So there was, there were reclassifying drugs and 158 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,800 whatever it was an admin error. So somebody basically went, this 159 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,840 law will end on the 9th March and this one will start in the 160 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:08,600 11th. Yeah. 161 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,400 And they left the 10th open. And I've a friend of ours, Ryan 162 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,880 Cullen was living in the all the time. 163 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,400 Yeah, he told me that he was one of told me about it. 164 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,520 And he was like, there were people just openly taking 165 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,480 cocaine and ecstasy. In the dog. 166 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,840 Guards like literally in front of it all like we're just 167 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,480 everywhere, just like taking keys a cocaine and the guards 168 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,000 can do anything but that's. Changed. 169 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,360 But he said he goes, it sounds like a great day. 170 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,480 Like a fucking absolute amazing. Yeah. 171 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,400 And you went by 11:00 the whole time. 172 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,200 Just fuck yeah. Everybody just throwing up. 173 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:42,799 But what a day that would have been. 174 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:44,920 What do you like for Butterfly? That. 175 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,320 What a day. Your 40s coming up next, you 176 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,920 said you organise your 50th. What did you do? 177 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,760 What did you do for your 50th? I had a big party in the Willy 178 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,080 Park and invaded group people had seen in years and that's 179 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,720 very another good 60th as well that I think were you invaded 180 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:03,360 to. I, Mr. Where was it? 181 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,960 That was in the Dark Horse. I. 182 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,200 Would have been nice. Very nice and lovely. 183 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,800 Gorgeous sunny day. I'll go to your 70s. 184 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,760 Because I think I ended up I end up doing a gig that kind of had 185 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,880 the scope past the dark horse like fuck. 186 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,760 And I could hear it. You could have. 187 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,400 Called it. Because it was driving on your 188 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,480 order just get stuck in there was one of those ones where was 189 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,160 like I'll. I'll get pissed. 190 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,320 Didn't get the present day there. 191 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,160 I didn't. Give you a present? 192 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,480 Watch a Butler Red breast whiskey. 193 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,840 Ah, now Tim. In your face give it the lavish 194 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,360 and he cried and then you said you can go the next time to get 195 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,640 my headpiece and that's scaring me fucker end up doing so. 196 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,120 Don't you bring your? All the life on. 197 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,960 Is this a good time to tell you I don't drink whiskey? 198 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,880 I know you. That's why you give me it back. 199 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,640 I was I. Was lovely, she. 200 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,000 Don't change your life. You don't. 201 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,320 What do you drink? Wine and wine and paint. 202 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,720 Paints. Yeah. 203 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,720 Don't really drink spirits. You're are you mainly just a lot 204 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:02,280 of Guinness? Yeah, no, me skinny guys by a 205 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,120 man when I was 15 of what did you say? 206 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,440 What? Do you call me skinny for? 207 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,160 Just compared to me. In comparison, you repped Jack. 208 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,040 Comparison. Yeah, fuck you. 209 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,560 It's OK. You're the skinny Bartlett. 210 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,360 Sounds like a prohibition character. 211 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,480 Skinny Bartlett. Sounds like a five day diet 212 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,040 plan. Hey, we tried the skinny 213 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,120 Bartlett. You can go from this, it's 214 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:32,000 exactly the same. Yeah, no, I was advised when I 215 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,920 was at school. I was advised by a man whose 216 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,120 father drank too much. He said two things, Never get 217 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,400 drunk in your own and never drink spirits. 218 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,160 You've ruined his night. I love drinking sprouts on my 219 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,960 own, that's my favourite to be honest. 220 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,200 If you said he, what's your ideal birthday? 221 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,640 Everybody fucks off and I said I'm a good old friend. 222 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,840 Jim Beam. I've watched Shame of Gardens 223 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,000 for an older people. What a good mate. 224 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,120 He does do this. He watches Shame of you. 225 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,120 Ever seen shame of grounds for you? 226 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,240 Know Oh, that was a mega gang. Class what? 227 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,280 I used to do that. I talked about this in Stand up 228 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,160 because my mother, God wrestler, died in 2008 and she died 229 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,840 genuinely the most Catholic woman in Ireland. 230 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,600 She died on the 10th of July. We buried my mother in the 12th 231 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,000 of July. Catholic woman but I made a wee 232 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,360 speech at the at the that was going to say the wedding, the 233 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,560 funeral the priest was reaching because they were calling it 234 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,240 because they're they're sometimes the the church goes 235 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,800 on. You can't be making speeches and 236 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,640 we would have had enough of these eulogies and people make 237 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,560 speeches and tell jokes. We don't want any of that, but 238 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,000 basically bargained them down to make a small sort of thank you, 239 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,480 thank you, thank you speech. And I thought I told a few 240 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,280 jokes. Told my mother's most Catholic 241 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,880 woman in Ireland. Last act on earth was to stop 242 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,640 150 people getting a March on the 12th of July. 243 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,360 Right. Few good laughs. 244 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,920 Oh, great gig. You know, no hacking. 245 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:45,080 Yeah. Bit of crowd work at the start 246 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,400 the. Preschool annoyed, right? 247 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,000 And then you see Sheen Mcgahn's fucking few nights. 248 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Yeah, Catholic Church. That was fucking good. 249 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,920 It was. 3 stages in Buckingham. Chill. 250 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,080 That's. My my my atheist was a gig. 251 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,720 My atheism was at the time when I watched it. 252 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,960 I'll fucking show the bastard. Now his wife didn't have a good 253 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,760 set. Judge. 254 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:02,920 He didn't have a good. Set. 255 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,640 But Glen Hampton smashed. He had a good one, he had a good 256 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,840 one. Because it's the one time with 257 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,000 the same fairy tale New York and somebody shouts faggot in the 258 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,880 Catholic Church party is like fucking sticking up. 259 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,960 Jerry Adams a pallbearer as well. 260 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,280 Jerry Adams was at it. He won't mentally was there. 261 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:23,400 Enough. Yeah. 262 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,560 Jerry Adams was at the funeral. Yeah, Jerry Adams, give me. 263 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:35,520 Fuck, imagine that conversation. Come to me and the day of the 264 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,320 front man and. Come to me and my dad. 265 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:42,040 My own funeral. You did in the 70s, and I don't 266 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:46,760 know what you did, no. Jerry Adams sister tried to go 267 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,240 my dad. Yeah, true story. 268 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:57,000 Tried to go my dad, he said no. She had a beard and glasses. 39 269 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,360 feeling fine so. I can tell you've never played 270 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,840 basketball before by the way you mime shot a basketball. 271 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,200 I've never been sitting down because that'll be rude and 272 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,160 disrespectful for the people special. 273 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,880 That's what I'm saying. It would be rude for me to do, 274 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,240 right? And it's Paralympics, by the 275 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,160 way. They played at the Special 276 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,400 Olympics, too. Yeah, and a lot of them are in 277 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,800 wheelchairs. I don't watch sport, you know 278 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,000 me. You call them that. 279 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,680 You've done this on sport. Oh, I'm saying I don't watch 280 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,320 sport. Right, right, right. 281 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:19,960 Yeah. Right. 282 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,720 You're trying to trip me up. Skinny, skinny boy. 283 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,880 I'm. Guessing it's Mickey Bartlett 284 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,480 and the government cancelled by now. 285 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,560 Well. That would be the two other ends 286 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,640 of the spectrum because it would be the skinny guys coming after 287 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,200 you and after the Giants fans went that. 288 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,160 Yeah, it's true. What you do to the Giants? 289 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,360 I did. No, no, it's. 290 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,760 OK, I was doing a pretend rant on a podcast once I would be 291 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,640 going on. About himself. 292 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,880 About going yeah, perfect for common fact. 293 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,360 I was playing the character Mickey Borner and I have. 294 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,600 Tax regions. Yes, exactly. 295 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,320 I I mentioned that there was the Belfast Giants fans, a lot of 296 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,960 them are quite big people. All right, OK. 297 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,280 And then somebody took. The big church. 298 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,600 Exactly, and this is the thing. So any Belfast Giants fan I 299 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,440 asked about That's why we like the tops. 300 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,440 And then someone took a clip of it. 301 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,080 Shoot the new shoot subways out of a mortar. 302 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,840 See, that wasn't a problem, Tim, because I had said at one point, 303 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,360 you're in the rant, it's very hard to feel the plight for the 304 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,040 Western world whenever they're shooting sandwiches, fat people. 305 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,600 And then somebody took a clip of it and to be honest, the clip 306 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,560 makes me, it's worse than I was even. 307 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:34,000 I was going fuck it. And then I started getting 308 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,800 really violent threats from Belfast Giant fans. 309 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,200 And then because the violence started, I had to lean back into 310 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,000 it, so one man said. But sorry, you can always run. 311 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,640 Them well, that was just like one man, one man said you'll 312 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,560 never know when the Belfast Giants fans are coming for you. 313 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,760 And I replied I'm pretty sure the birds flying in one 314 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,880 directional give it away. Yeah, I also said, I think I 315 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,720 said on the season I didn't realise there was a problem 316 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,280 online. Just a glass of water sort of 317 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,240 chicken. And I thought, fuck. 318 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,840 Tim, you've been enjoying, What do you think? 319 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,840 A Harry Styles new album? Sorry, what do you think? 320 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:05,720 A Harry Styles new album? Music ended when The Smiths 321 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,640 broke up right about. You Smith's guy. 322 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,800 Yeah, look at him. He's worth a blazer. 323 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,160 And that, I'm sure, of course is Smith's Guy. 324 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,760 That's the Smith's Guy costume. No, bought that fuck. 325 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,000 Styles he's one of those he was he in one of those direction 326 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,120 Yeah. And I didn't I. 327 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,680 Don't and you go similar. I think music stopped in 2005. 328 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,080 Yeah, you see. Yeah. 329 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,840 No, I like some modern mean like Fontaine DC. 330 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,000 Went to see them, they were good. 331 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,760 Good. Saw them a couple of times and 332 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,040 put me into them. Would you go and see Morrissey 333 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,320 now because I've seen some recent gigs He thought he always 334 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,960 cancels, don't they? Morrissey is problematic. 335 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:49,080 The last time I saw Morrissey in the SCSE a you couldn't get a 336 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,440 burger because the. Giants have been played the 337 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:58,880 week. This week's episode passed the 338 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:03,000 buck. Did you pass it? 339 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,720 He also entertains the crowd by singing some of his hits and 340 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,320 then interrupting them with films of Alamos been slaughtered 341 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,920 in abattoirs. Just to tell you fuck. 342 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,240 It genuinely does that, you know, go, here's a couple of 343 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,120 songs I'll call I recognise this and then. 344 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,360 I'll push it. I'll push. 345 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,440 In the mood for a burger? Too, But. 346 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,520 We had Stephen Watson, the he's. A big. 347 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:32,960 Sports golfing friend of Rory McIlroy, obsessed with 348 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:38,280 Morrissey, goes to see him 6 or 7 * a year, has every single 349 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:42,120 recording Morrissey has ever made and slightly obsessed with 350 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,800 Yeah. But but he cancels every gig he 351 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,120 does at the minute. Doesn't. 352 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,600 Yeah, apparently puts on the show always cancels last minute. 353 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,400 But then I saw recent footage. You didn't. 354 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,120 He's not. Don't look like a good night 355 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:52,960 out. Really. 356 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,400 It doesn't look like a good night out. 357 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,680 Yeah, well, I saw them in the Ulster hallway back in the 80s 358 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,600 when he's Gladiolay in his back pocket stuff and was waving the 359 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,920 Marine. It's not sure it's up. 360 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,319 It's good. I think Barcelona in the 90s. 361 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,680 Floors, young man. Oh. 362 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,359 Floors. They brought that back on BBC 363 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,800 Wolf Cobra. Young people not know your flora 364 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,240 and fauna. No, no, have it on the toast the 365 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:24,560 old time. Absolutely. 366 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,960 You've just finished your tour. You're on tour. 367 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,640 I'm always been going. Not bad. 368 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,920 Yeah, No, Give me Headpiece is flying at the minute with we're 369 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,120 all over the province. We're ending up in the upper 370 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,360 house at the end of the month, which is good fun, and we've 371 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,920 sold out with it. Standing ovations in Limavady. 372 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,120 You've made it. Now that is. 373 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,880 In the Roe Valley, in Limavady, because. 374 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,680 They don't stand for anything. Exactly. 375 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,560 And then have a wee solo tour coming up called The Height of 376 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,360 Nonsense, which is doing well and. 377 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,040 Do you haven't seen some of the new stuff? 378 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,840 May say fantastic. Thank you very much. 379 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,760 Ever very kind. See. 380 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,480 I mean, the fact that you work in a lot of topical stuff, like 381 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,440 even stuff is happening on the week or on the day. 382 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,640 I mean, you've got good subject matter at the minute. 383 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,800 Is a good subject matter, I think. 384 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,720 There's a lot happening in the world, Andrew Button Windsor, 385 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,320 for you to satirise even in the normal sense. 386 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,320 But yeah, yeah. Well, what's he doing at the 387 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,160 minute? Does he in gaol? 388 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,280 He's not in gaol, though He is going to appear in the new 389 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:23,520 series of 24 hours in police custody, which I'm no he's that 390 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,000 will be. Good. 391 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,440 He's also the new series of Grange Health. 392 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,280 I've wrong of Andrew up. You can give him some advice 393 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,680 because the Royals always have that, you know the they do, you 394 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,480 know their lawyers are called Mishko Deraya. 395 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,680 The fanciest is that the word that's a Mishkonderaya is there 396 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,400 is an actual actual name of her. It's a firm firm. 397 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,320 And Andy doesn't need that. He needs, He needs one of them. 398 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,600 Absolutely. He needs a Fenian lawyer, Yeah. 399 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 400 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,720 So you've got a bad back. I'm like. 401 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,040 Say football. Yeah, they all. 402 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,200 Say no, I get there all right. Say you've got whiplash I. 403 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,600 Don't know. I get a lawyer from get him off 404 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,160 and get him fine. I saw him in the back of that 405 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:17,080 car. Have them we involved in human 406 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,280 trafficking and it wasn't your fault. 407 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,480 Have the Royals always had that law firm? 408 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,560 Is that, like, historic? Yeah. 409 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,840 That thing Mishkonderaya, Yeah. Yeah. 410 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,480 Is that the only people that represent? 411 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,240 Normally, yeah, they they do all the divorces and stuff you. 412 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,560 Still get that? Genuine question, now that he's 413 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,880 not technically a royal, will this will they still represent 414 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,600 them? I would have thought so. 415 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,800 You ready Lost. The money if the lane to the 416 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,960 throne, they're trying to get rid of him. 417 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,400 You go, there's not really any need in there. 418 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,800 I mean that would be a fuck of a bus cry. 419 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:53,160 I would get rid of him. Speaking of bus crashes, a per 420 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,200 girl accuse him. Was she a man? 421 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,960 So she died? No, Virginia. 422 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,600 But he so he's, does he have a court case coming up? 423 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,320 No, he's been currently being investigated. 424 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,840 So it's just investigation right now. 425 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,240 If this was if you had a current series, you get my hair base 426 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,720 like coming up now, would you be allowed to joke about that? 427 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,800 Yes, both. There can be quite sensitive 428 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,760 about things like that and they might send it up to the 429 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,280 editorial policy unit who will send it by the lawyers. 430 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,600 But you can get it. You can get away with stuff 431 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,760 because we're done A couple of jokes in this DHU about sort of 432 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,440 the removal of Irish language St scenes, which poster begman. 433 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,760 Certain lawyers aren't happy about the bilingual St scenes, 434 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,800 but they're more than happy to have Prince Andrew way removed. 435 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,760 And yeah, so jokes, you can make things you can. 436 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,600 So I move further away in case we shoot me. 437 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,920 Separate This episode of the Team With Me podcast is also 438 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,720 sponsored by none other than our friends at Daily Lights. 439 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,680 Look, launches are a huge part of the work day. 440 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,400 See I used to work in the call centre and honestly, lunch is 441 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,880 what I look forward to every day. 442 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,440 And sometimes you kill it with a great lunch and sometimes you 443 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,760 would just have a sad lunch. 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You can find it in the chiller 458 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,960 section of Sentra Boots, Sainsbury's Super Value Spar and 459 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,720 even the big Tesco's Daily Light. 460 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,600 A better way to sandwich. What was the highlight of your 461 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,440 tour? Have you finished your? 462 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,640 Yeah, I just finished last week. I didn't make it. 463 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:11,160 And you've seen it all before. It's just different ways. 464 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,520 It's just different way. It's just different way 465 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:20,120 sometimes do it like that. What's the highlight of the 466 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,000 whole thing? Was great doing the like doing a 467 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,800 gig in the Europa was great crack. 468 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,600 Because it was somewhere different. 469 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,040 Yeah, because it was just somewhere different. 470 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,360 Yeah. I love going to like a new 471 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,720 place. I always said before, you're 472 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,280 doing the Lyric big room in the Yeah, I want to play there so 473 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,760 bad. The lyrics gorgeous. 474 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,720 It's a bit 400 seater but it's a lovely feel. 475 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,320 They're right up close to you and stuff like that. 476 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,440 That's perfect. There's nothing better. 477 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,040 Yeah, you can smell the opposite of the front. 478 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,920 Row, yeah. I almost take the cook with 479 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,120 them, which is. Not, not, not nothing. 480 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:49,960 Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no 481 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,240 middle. Class S Belfast. 482 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,040 Absolutely not. The last time I was in the lyric 483 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,800 was there was a player, I can't remember who wrote it, and it 484 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,040 was called The Death of a Comedian. 485 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,520 And it's basically it's a one man player, but a guy who sort 486 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,920 of goes through, you know, starting out in an open mic club 487 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,840 and the various costume teams. He goes through with the time he 488 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,560 gets to like live with the Apollo. 489 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,280 And it's all about the things that one joke just gets watered 490 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,920 down and watered down to the point where it doesn't make 491 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,760 sense anyway. But we we were invited to it. 492 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,200 I don't know if you. Went yeah, I was invited yet? 493 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,560 You might have went to it. They invited a lot of local 494 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,360 comedians. We didn't watch it and I, I got 495 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,680 there. I thought it felt like a trap. 496 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,240 I got there and the director was like, at one point he was like, 497 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,440 how does it feel that an actor can do stand up comedy? 498 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,560 And I went, can we Heckle him with any fuck? 499 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,360 But when we got there, one of the bar men had recognised me 500 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,120 from like doing podcasts and stuff. 501 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,280 And he gave, I was like, I just get a red wine, of course. 502 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,720 And he gave me a pint glass full of red wine, right? 503 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:49,280 So I watched the first half, put back in the second-half of it 504 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,800 with another pint of red wine and I left. 505 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,360 But I was the best fucker thing I've ever seen. 506 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,840 I've no idea it was any good. All purple teeth. 507 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,920 He's a comedian, you know, He's telling me, do you want to get 508 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,760 you on the path? I was the last time I was at the 509 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,920 theatre. I really want to do the lyric I 510 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,720 was actually going. To do a good word for you. 511 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,360 I wanted to do a big run. Victorious doing it this year, 512 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,360 The lyric that's that had been my plan. 513 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,640 Then I did SSC but I think next year I might do like a 514 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,840 residency. Oh yeah. 515 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,200 I've never done alert, but like you say, rope would be fun. 516 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,160 Because like, because there's something like the SSC class, 517 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,680 but you do lose something in the kind of like there's nothing. 518 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,200 I think 120 seats in a sweaty room is the best place to do 519 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,000 stand up because it's like a wee secret. 520 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,320 I did the Spaniard recently. Class, yeah. 521 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,440 Pretty good 30 fans class. I did a wee sort of new material 522 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,920 thing and that was like, it's one of the best case for yeah, 523 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,200 it's really good. I love like even some like I was 524 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,880 in Europe there and some of the venues were tiny and people will 525 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,680 be like, so I'm doing London this week. 526 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,360 And then I did do an interview, someone's coming to review it 527 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,200 and they sent a couple of questions over beforehand. 528 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:10,680 And 1 was like, are you annoyed that you're not bigger outside 529 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,080 of Ireland? You know that for the likes of 530 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,320 London or whatever. And I was like, well, I wouldn't 531 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:20,000 be going to do you know, a 60 seater in Berlin or A50 seater 532 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,160 in Paris and all that sort of thing. 533 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,720 But there were not good no matter where it is and how many 534 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,800 people it's as good as. Oh, it's better. 20,000 people 535 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,080 doesn't matter. Absolutely. 536 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,960 It's the sometimes those tight ones are unbelievable. 537 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,400 One of the one of the best kids I ever did in my life was in a 538 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,320 like at a pub in Belgrade in Serbia. 539 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,720 Yeah, well, like absolute screamer, like I walked off 540 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,920 stage going I might be the funniest person in the world do. 541 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,320 You have a big fall on a Belgrade. 542 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,320 No. Was that me? 543 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,520 And that Cody did an Eastern European tour, Like a two week 544 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,840 tour. And it reminds me of Colin 545 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,960 Murphy because at one point a guy from Northern Ireland came 546 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,640 over. Well, Mike, fucking good to see 547 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,080 you. And I'm like, what is he here? 548 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,480 He's like, I fell in love and he pointed this beautiful woman. 549 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,680 I was like how that? Was always the case, That is 550 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,360 always. Because I can barely understand 551 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,240 and there's no issue, it's always different alphabet and 552 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,640 everything. In any city we went, Mr There 553 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,600 was always a guy from home being like, sure, I've got her, she's 554 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,640 the ball and chain and we look over 10 out of 10. 555 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,800 Yeah, these people were like Will Ferrell and the other guys, 556 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,920 that fucking slapper, that former model. 557 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,200 But that was they were all. I'm doing foreigners well. 558 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,120 I'm doing the watch tour Andrada, though they I don't 559 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,520 have you in the watch time. I haven't some seems for some 560 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,240 reason the people of drama seem to be boycotting it. 561 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,680 I don't know what the situation is. 562 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,320 Yeah, I don't know what they've done the watch time. 563 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,280 The boy now are you putting a G in drop? 564 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,920 Are you saying Draka? Draka, they draw. 565 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,160 Her draw? Her I'm putting the G in and I 566 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,320 got a lot of backlash. At the G. 567 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:54,400 In I put the GI. Thought it was I was called the 568 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,760 London Draw. The worst crimes in Cromwell 569 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:05,720 with her drawer. Speaking like Belgrade and I was 570 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,280 in London yesterday. Yeah. 571 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,680 What cities do you love? Because I think I love London 572 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,640 and I didn't think it did. And then a couple of times it 573 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,240 goes over and I went out for, I was on like, you know, they'll 574 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,720 be lying bikes. You can just rent and cycle 575 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,560 around like the bar, like the Bojo bikes, remember them? 576 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,200 And I just went around London. It was like a Sunday morning. 577 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,520 Everywhere was closed, it was empty. 578 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,600 And I loved it. I was like, this city actually 579 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,120 is brilliant. I, I love it, but you know how I 580 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,720 do London? I like to have a day before a 581 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,240 show where I just sit in a pub and watch people. 582 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,520 I love that there's nothing more relaxing. 583 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,000 Just be like I'm not going to work. 584 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,000 I don't like London, my sister lives in London like she's 585 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:50,640 lovely, but I love Berlin. Berlin I'd thoroughly recommend. 586 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,240 Burkind to. Mert Wood. 587 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:59,640 Burkind, the sex club in Berlin. You see, I didn't register at 588 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,600 all. You see that? 589 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,600 I thought he was offering. Me talking, acting, I don't know 590 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,440 what he was talking about. I went, yeah. 591 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,760 So there's a big. Like, no, I was thinking of the 592 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,840 history, you know? Oh. 593 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:13,160 Right, right. One time open in 1994, Well at 594 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,600 the height of the real culture. The time we went over before, 595 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,320 like me and Andrew went last year and then I went a few weeks 596 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:24,200 ago and you can see what used to be communist brilliant. 597 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,080 Like the buildings. Yeah, like haven't really 598 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,080 changed. And then you see modern parts of 599 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,240 it and you go, oh, you can almost like even though the wall 600 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,680 is gone, a lot of parts you can. I might you go. 601 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,680 It would have been there if I look at that building, convert 602 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,600 it up. Have you been to Berlin? 603 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,240 Well, maybe actually we're we're, we're the city to Belson 604 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,840 concentration camp. That's a good question. 605 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,560 Because I was there when it was about 3, right? 606 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,960 We wouldn't hold. It you've just been really bad, 607 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:57,520 boy. Man, that yeah, concentration 608 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:03,400 can when I won't eat your crust, but I know it was there because 609 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,840 because my dad always tells the story whenever we were in the 610 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,200 concentration. I'm just saying on the wall it 611 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,720 says like, respect this place. You know what's obsolete? 612 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,920 Horrible things happened and like, have to sort of stay 613 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,160 silent. But I had a wee plastic guitar 614 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,200 with him and he was like, everyone's barring their heads 615 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,400 and crying. I'm like blink. 616 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:26,760 Just smoke in the water. Crazy trim that's mad that your 617 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,080 family took you 3 three years. Obviously Dan laughed at a 618 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:36,160 fucking Holocaust joke. Where's the nearest one to 619 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,040 Belson? You know, near Munich. 620 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,520 Why his heads lost? Because he contains this on lazy 621 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,720 Boys and it's only lazy Boys. And now it's crept in. 622 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,560 There's more. Crept into Poland. 623 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,960 Yeah, Berlin's brilliant. I don't. 624 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,160 Know why you're Rome's family? Holiday at 3:00 to concert to 625 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,400 see concentration camp. I think we were just there and 626 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,400 then it was like, should we go to this? 627 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,840 Yeah, Rome. Brilliant. 628 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,000 Rome is brilliant. It was there enough year to see 629 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,040 Nick Cave? I can't wait to see. 630 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,440 Well, that'll be great. When in an OPI theatre. 631 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,000 Oh, which was rather class. Rome is brilliant. 632 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,840 I mean, you've got your Roman history, you've got the Pope 633 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,600 there, you've got your, you know, combinations history. 634 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,360 That's class. Vatican. 635 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,280 Churches like ah good church. You need a good Catholic Church. 636 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,840 Vatican's mad. Vatican is mad, yeah. 637 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,880 Did you go? Have you been to the Sistine 638 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,520 Chapel? I didn't go into anything, went 639 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,040 to the first. 50 didn't go into anything. 640 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,280 Sorry, we just walk. We just walked around the 641 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:41,200 Vatican streets really. The queues and all were too big. 642 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,440 You did. A lot of Asian people queuing 643 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,400 up. Asian people, yeah. 644 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,600 What? You've got something against 645 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,800 them. No, it's just a general 646 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,680 observation. There's just a lot of cues of 647 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,000 made predominantly Asian people looking to get in to see all 648 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,200 this stuff. So we, I think the Vatican is 649 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,880 mad enough to just look around, never mind being in, you know. 650 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,760 Do you know they make nuns pay in? 651 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,200 You think they're getting free? You talk about they're big, 652 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,920 they. Went at the Vatican or a bunch 653 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,280 of nuns, Filipino nuns in front. They all had to pay in. 654 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,360 You, but then I've. Dedicated my life to Jesus. 655 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,680 Give it a give it a free pass. But I haven't seen me own her in 656 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,680 12 years. That's a Catholic Church for 657 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,200 money, money, money. But if nuns if nuns got in free 658 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,320 then everyone would just show up and put a good nuns out. 659 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,360 Fiddle. That's good party. 660 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,680 I'd be hen parties from Newcastle. 661 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,040 Where's the? Poor man. 662 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:34,480 Beer Bike. Pretty green eye. 663 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,520 I love woman beer bikes. I've done. 664 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,160 I jumped on. One first. 665 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,080 So I was walking back to a pub one time and somebody shouted 666 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,200 back and I jumped on it and had a great time to. 667 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,480 Give me a beer bike. You have to give me the front of 668 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,000 the train station, but I've always wanted to have a go on. 669 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,920 Nah, I want my 40th. That's what I want to do next. 670 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,600 Year Tim. I've seen Tim on them quite a 671 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,320 bit, just by himself, having a quiet glass of wine. 672 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,520 Just a bit of Morrissey, little bit of Morrissey. 673 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,600 Look at the pictures of Rome. Birthday. 674 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:12,240 It's like being well. Friends forget to turn up. 675 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,720 That's for your 40th. That's what we'll do, yeah. 676 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,920 We'll get the but. Not in Belfast. 677 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,200 Too many people will know you and see you. 678 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,920 That's the whole point. You want that one of the. 679 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,280 What do? Feast your eyes, peasants. 680 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,640 Berlin. Berlin, Berlin. 681 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,640 Berlin city. Derry. 682 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,840 Genuinely, genuinely loved Derry Small. 683 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,920 The atmosphere is great, larger great. 684 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,400 Something was at 2:00. I was in something was one night 685 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,080 and about half two in the morning and they were closing 686 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,640 and that the Bowser drove me and my partner to our hotel in the 687 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,360 oven. Get that bug there. 688 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,840 Used to. Be a bar in Derry where they 689 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,520 would have. In the Everglades. 690 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,880 Better money about you. Not that City Hotel. 691 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:07,320 Put your own lights back in. I used to be a pub and I lived 692 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,680 in Derry. There was a bar, I forget the 693 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,360 name of it. I don't want to give too much 694 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,160 away as well because it might give people in trouble, but it's 695 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,560 near the Playhouse Theatre and they would have sort of, you 696 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,680 know, members ours, right? And depending on who was working 697 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:20,960 on the bar, it would close earlier. 698 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,920 In a liberal interpretation, basically. 699 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,280 What happens is they would just throw ashtrays out and the 700 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,880 shutters would come down and you'd be there until you wanted 701 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,040 to leave. But I was set up one night with 702 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,280 the bar. Mum was that fucking sick of 703 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,560 people. He closed it at 9:00. 704 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:41,640 Like I've I've not had a NATO ever I've been in Derry dozens 705 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,200 and dozens of times gagging, but that we strip a bars where 706 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,640 Sunday news and stuff is looks like a great wheel bar craft. 707 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,760 Yeah, about up at Hill that. Had a Donald's and all. 708 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,080 Every every one of those bars looks unbelievable. 709 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,880 Yeah, looks brilliant. You lived there for. 710 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,560 I lived there, yeah. Well, went to uni and then moved 711 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,960 back. Was there for about 3 or 4 years 712 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,480 after that. You ever lived in a different 713 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,960 city, Tim? No never never no. 714 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,920 Moved from north Belfast to South Belfast at least. 715 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,800 I thought it was in South Belfast and it turns out I'm in 716 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,719 East Belfast. Oh fuck. 717 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,199 Yeah, was the. Warian very well, it was right 718 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:15,719 on the river. Now you see in the normal 719 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,880 embankment and the other thought I'm in South Belfast, I've made 720 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,440 it and it turns out my bucking MP is Gavin Robinson and we 721 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,320 found out it because he was on our podcast. 722 00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:31,159 Politically aware. Me do. 723 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,400 You get my letter, Gavin. Do you live in a different city? 724 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,040 Where would you live? Fucked. 725 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,880 No. Liverpool, maybe? 726 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,480 You see in Liverpool. But the Liverpool Manchester 727 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,719 was. What would make the most sense 728 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,480 for, say, if you want the gig everywhere in England? 729 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,960 Glasgow. Glasgow. 730 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:52,480 I like Glasgow. Good crack. 731 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,679 Scary, but signed. Yeah, you know what I mean. 732 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,240 Yes, they're like a. Bit more violent. 733 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,520 But it's nice. A bit worse, yeah. 734 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,520 Do you know where? Bristol. 735 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,600 Bristol. Bristol, Bristol. 736 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,880 Yeah, we canal and I got. I'd like to live in one of them. 737 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,160 We old Yorkshire mining towns like Catterick. 738 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,400 Do you know what? What? 739 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,120 Would you like about it? I just, I feel like I could have 740 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,640 a flat cap and walk into the pub and go. 741 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,160 Had it better? What do you have to ask for? 742 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,800 Northern I'll be warm better than southern English people. 743 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,960 Would you like to? Would you have an Emmerdale? 744 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,640 Yeah. That'd be good. 745 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,360 Yeah, that'd be good. If if there was a soap to live 746 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,120 in as emerald. You want to wear netted jumpers 747 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,360 flat. Oh, there, Itchy. 748 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,960 I would go and shoot dog. I want to. 749 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,840 I want to shoot dog. Yes. 750 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,840 What does that happen? Yeah, I wanna. 751 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,400 I wanna we not a walking stick that I don't need. 752 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,040 Yes, but I'll just point to people see her. 753 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:51,720 I used to ride her. You want a stick? 754 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,800 Absolutely. I'm 61. 755 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,680 I want that. I want a motorised scooter that 756 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,840 I don't need, you know, whatever scooter. 757 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,560 I wanted for a walk today I saw a guy take his dog for a walk in 758 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,160 a motorised scooter, the dog on his knee and the dog was like 759 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,360 fuck. The dog looked at me like me 760 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:13,200 what the fuck There's a guy there's a mobility scooter sits 761 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,920 at a pub in Lurgan and it was on the street that I lived in for a 762 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,360 couple of years. No matter what time of the day 763 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,520 this mobility scooter was parked at this pub and I never I used 764 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,600 to sit up one night going this fucker has to leave the pub at 765 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,800 some point. I need to know who this is and I 766 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,720 caught him recently and he drives in the middle of the 767 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,600 road. Mobility scooter drunk. 768 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,160 Just give a. Fuck. 769 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,560 Yeah, yeah, you're not allowed to say, but they are rude 770 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,600 bastard. Oh yeah, there's that. 771 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,640 In Sydney, Australia I once saw Hell's Angel on mobility 772 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,200 scooter. Right. 773 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,080 Or die like. There's that bar down at the 774 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,360 bottom of the Donegal Rd. Any time I do laveries, called 775 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,040 the bar and there's a mobility. Every single time I do laveries, 776 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,320 there's a mobility scooter outside it. 777 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,520 You have to respect that. Like you really do have to 778 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,480 respect that. Absolutely. 779 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,000 Rome's brilliant. If I had to live in a different 780 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,120 city, I will go see. I wouldn't want to live in 781 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,280 central London, but I could go somewhere like outside it. 782 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,920 Is Bath close to London? Bath very nice. 783 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,600 Is it awfully nice? But it's very nice. 784 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,240 Nice in middle class. You need to be better. 785 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,760 Something in Austin? I went to York once and I like 786 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,520 this. Yeah. 787 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,640 I did the new. York French. 788 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,760 Good Roman walls in New York. Yeah, good Roman walls. 789 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,000 Very good room. Do you like a Walton? 790 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,920 I like a wall. This is when I like Derry. 791 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,680 You know, the oldest walls in 1613, You know, that's that's 792 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,920 why it's the maiden. A lot of people don't know. 793 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,920 It's 20 to 5. Yeah, that's why they call the 794 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,400 Maiden City. The walls of Derry have never 795 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,760 been breached like a true maiden. 796 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,160 Is that I thought it was just loads of women, No the. 797 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,400 Walls of Derry have never been breached like a true. 798 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,640 Were they? Were they? 799 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,960 Were they nearly breached? They were, well, Siege of Derry 800 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,400 1689, obviously, you know. Close. 801 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,200 Yeah, they came close. You're looking at me like there 802 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:51,840 was a siege. That's. 803 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,720 What they're called Berlin, the her city, you know that they 804 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,760 were breached by David Hasselhoff. 805 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,320 Didn't they try and starve? They did. 806 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,360 Yes they had. They had a CGF for several 807 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,960 months and dairy and the poor people dairy had to eat rats and 808 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,600 stuff. Like that, I remember that the 809 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,840 was shot like they would show you menus, Yeah, of like how 810 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,200 much a rat would cost and how much. 811 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,240 No, Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the time they had that, yeah. 812 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:20,480 No, not like, oh, can I have like ferret? 813 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,160 Yeah, it was only about 3 months or so, but yeah, there were, 814 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,640 there were people were starving. Jesus and what's what's the of 815 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,720 the day? They broke rocks. 816 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:40,080 Donald Trump No, they they they broke the boom. 817 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,080 They put a boom across the river, foil the procedures, King 818 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:49,520 James, and they broke the boom and the big siege was lifted 819 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,360 around about August. That's the way they have. 820 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,040 That's why they have big marches in August. 821 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,800 That must have been a nice moment to break the boom. 822 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,560 It was a very yeah, breaking the boom. 823 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,560 Yeah. Derry. 824 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,160 Very important moment in Irish history and European history. 825 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,000 European history could have been changed if Ireland had fallen to 826 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,920 King of James. He was confident. 827 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,560 When was he confident? He was very confident. 828 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,320 Yeah. And. 829 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:14,400 I always forget which ones which have. 830 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,360 You ever been to the? Surrender from the siege of 831 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,280 Derry. Yeah. 832 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,280 Oh fuck, I thought it was World War One. 833 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,040 Did you really? Yeah. 834 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:29,520 I thought. It was no surrender comes from 835 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,440 the siege of Derry. I didn't know that, yeah. 836 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,680 Someone. Famously, well who was Lumby was 837 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,880 the governor of Derry who was a Scottish man Robert Lundy was 838 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,040 the the governor who actually saved Derry because he 839 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,640 reinforced the wall. He knew the seats was coming and 840 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,720 reinforced the walls and did a lot of very good defensive work. 841 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,240 But the people of Derry lost faith in them and said he was he 842 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,360 was a traitor and he was talking to the other side but he 843 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,920 probably wasn't. But it was a bit of a defeatist 844 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,720 and they got rid of them effectively and that's why they 845 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,920 burn him every 8th of December or every. 846 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,720 So he's still alive? No, he's well on the truly 847 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,360 deceased. So what I would have done if I 848 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,960 knew the? 3rd of 30 foot. 849 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,640 I knew with that, No, I would have done if I knew the siege 850 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,120 was coming. Yeah, moved up. 851 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,800 Yeah, yeah, or invested in a lot of rats and frozen. 852 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,240 Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. 853 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,680 I don't shave on hamsters. Nothing. 854 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,120 Well, the opposite happened because all the prods went to 855 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:32,400 Derrick because they knew they. You're doing a thing, Tim. 856 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,000 Will you assume we're going to know stuff? 857 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,640 So you say half of it and you're like this. 858 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,560 But we we don't. Know I know some of it and some 859 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,600 of it's reminded me a little bit of it and then I go, who's 860 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,840 lonely? I know a little bit of see the 861 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,360 one before Tuesday. I know a little bit of a. 862 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,960 No, no Irish history. You're not taught any Irish 863 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,360 history at school. Yeah, we bit of. 864 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,000 A See, we because my age group, I think we were the first, one 865 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,640 of the first generations that we're taught Irish history in 866 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,080 the North because in schools, well, there was trouble. 867 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,800 But then it was even sort of the older stuff. 868 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,520 Because I think now I don't know if I don't know if I just have a 869 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,080 very Catholic history, had a very Catholic history teacher 870 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,120 don't still go to school, obviously finish that loads 871 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,480 times because I could never tell if he was telling the truth. 872 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,040 He was just trying to get us to vote Sinn Fein. 873 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:22,920 Mission accomplished, Sir. No, I think we did. 874 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,160 Where did you go to school and. Yeah, I went to school. 875 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,400 Yeah. The word did you go to? 876 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:33,360 School, I went to Greenwood primary school, Strand Time 877 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,480 primary school and then Campbell. 878 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:39,520 Campbell and then Belfast met. But yeah, farm and stuff and 879 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,800 then a wee bit of Irish history before that, but I just don't 880 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,120 remember a lot of right about. We learned about how Ireland 881 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,360 came to be, how, how, how Northern Ireland was born, that 882 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,320 sort of thing, right? But I forget it. 883 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,520 I forget it all. I know a bit of it. 884 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,640 But no interest, it doesn't inform. 885 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,520 You, I do have an interest, but I feel like I take a wee bit 886 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,040 from too many topics to the point where I don't know your 887 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,600 brain is enough. About 1 taken. 888 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,360 Yes. There's also an issue here where 889 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,720 like especially when you're talking with the trouble, 890 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,480 there's so many people here go that's not what really happened. 891 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,960 Yeah, people take it too seriously. 892 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,720 Yeah. Some people are well into it 893 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:20,000 like. Yeah, I do love it to you when 894 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,720 it's not. A fruitful well, there's a very 895 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,000 good series come out. Well, it's on, it's on the BBC I 896 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,640 player the long and the short of it's me and we, David June, the 897 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,680 Orange Order, which you could learn stuff and it's 898 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,160 entertaining as well. Well, the orange man, it's good. 899 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,520 We've talked about on the Pub before, but your series Pop goes 900 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,920 Northern. Ireland, yes, but it's one. 901 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,200 Of the best ever, yeah. I'm proud of that series. 902 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,680 It was seriously for a second. But it's such see for someone 903 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,400 like me with the short attention spot, such a good way. 904 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,640 No, but just the fact that it's like the music keeps a 905 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,240 fast-paced. It's a little bit of this, a 906 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,320 little bit of that, but it is like, it's such a good way of 907 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,240 realising that that wasn't that. Long. 908 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,520 Yeah, no, not that long. And there's a lot of, there's a 909 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,120 lot of tragedy in it as well. Murphy's quite funny about 910 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,240 Israeli, the music, you know, you have to tailor the music to 911 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,760 certain events and you go, you're bouncing along, but it's 912 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,760 quite a good episode. And then the music went, ah, 913 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,240 fuck, something. Oh, jeez. 914 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,440 Oh no. The most? 915 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,560 Here comes the summer, but watch someone. 916 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,720 The most troubles used song has to be D ream. 917 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:26,800 Things can only get better that is so used for any any footage 918 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,400 of like when it comes to Good Friday Agreement. 919 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,800 This is a horrible thing to say, but the early days of The 920 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,120 Troubles, when things were at their absolute worst, the music 921 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,160 was 100 times better. Good, good tunes. 922 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:40,680 Yeah, late, late 80s, early 90s, You've got, you know, the. 923 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,280 High right now, if you get into some of the yeah, you're getting 924 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,520 into some of the cake. Yeah. 925 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,440 When was Harry Styles? What was 9? 926 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,240 Is he 9? He's 9. 927 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,360 Very nice. He big. 928 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:56,600 Yeah, 57. Tickets to his concert or 929 00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,960 something like 5 or like £300. Seriously, concert prices are 930 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,800 insane. It's insane. 931 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,000 It's like they just come up with a number that they're laughing 932 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,200 at going. They won't let's. 933 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,800 Just say what happens here. Yeah, exactly. 934 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,120 The first first music festival I went to and this is again 935 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,200 sounded old, so £120 for the weekend. 936 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,000 For oxygen and by the way. And the lineup? 937 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,680 Was the lineup would have been. Lineup was. 938 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,880 Insanely good, whereas now you get a couple of good headliners 939 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,160 and then you don't know anyone, although that's maybe an ageing 940 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,240 for us, but oxygen, back then anyone could have headlined in 941 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,480 two. 1005 one of the best weekends of music you've ever 942 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,360 seen. The Saw Doctors opened. 943 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,200 Right. Heard of them, right. 944 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,640 That's good. They didn't do it, though. 945 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,120 I was kind of. Hoping. 946 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,320 I didn't do. They didn't. 947 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,840 Do they didn't? Do they get my head PC? 948 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,560 I know as you were like then. Was that created for the show? 949 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,640 Yeah, that's all. Yeah, it was specially 950 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,160 commissioned for the show. Yeah, Yeah. 951 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,800 That's a great shot. But yeah, saw Doctors and then I 952 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,560 think it was Snoop Dogg, really. Yeah, the way he was later on, I 953 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,960 think it was, Saw Doctors, Queens of the Stone Age, and 954 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,880 then it was Razorlight, which again is a shift. 955 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,520 And then it was I can't, it was Snoop Dogg and then Green Day 956 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,880 headline. Oh well, it was, and we stood. 957 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,360 That was quite good it. Was brilliant. 958 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,800 I got sunstroke and alcohol poison same day. 959 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,760 Can you took a drug I. Didn't take any drugs. 960 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,320 Is that not that festival? No, no, no, the I was 961 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,880 Glastonbury. I was. 962 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,280 I was about 30 by that. Time I was in 1983, there was a 963 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,400 lot of drugs. I didn't take any, obviously, 964 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,040 yeah, but there was a lot of drugs and hot knife stones and 965 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,760 stuff. Yeah, I, I. 966 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,920 Selling selling cocaine, which in 83 was quite rare, but. 967 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,840 I was good cocaine back in them. Don't told them. 968 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,240 Don't told. Would it have been pure back 969 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,960 then? I don't actually know. 970 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,200 I would say I would have just more of a novelty back then as 971 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,360 opposed to now when it's like, do you want cocaine on your 972 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,320 chips? Right. 973 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,480 Yes, yeah. That story I've told on the 974 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,680 podcast before, that couple actually came to my gig and 975 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,120 Dario and I mentioned that they were in the audience. 976 00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,360 I was like. What couple? 977 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,320 That gave me the. Oh, that's the festival. 978 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,240 They came and then brought it up that. 979 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,120 Was us. They put cocaine on their chips. 980 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,640 No, I've told it before, I'll tell you. 981 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,440 So basically I was at Glastonbury and I was performing 982 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,720 on it and my partner at the time was also performing on so we 983 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,560 were back. Mickey's in the saw, Doctor I'm. 984 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:23,120 Snoop Dogg But we're just walking along Glastonbury and I 985 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,400 bumped into this couple talking to them and they were, they 986 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,880 worked at a standard help people if they'd taken too many things. 987 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,880 They just sort of talk them around, yes, sort of thing. 988 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,720 And one of them said, yeah, we used to be quite heavily into 989 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,720 drugs and my husband was quite a bad addict. 990 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,560 And I I was like, they were a bit older. 991 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,240 I was like, is your husband still with us? 992 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,240 And she went, Oh yeah, that's him there. 993 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,520 And I looked around and this guy was like that. 994 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,360 And I went when you say usage was all but dabble at festival 995 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,760 and my partner that I had gone to the bathroom and I was like 996 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:58,240 you have anything And she gave me MDMA for the first time and I 997 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,400 had the best day of my fucking life. 998 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,920 So they're just. Send do it. 999 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,560 Their job is to comfort you if you get too high, but they're 1000 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,840 also. But imagine, imagine that you're 1001 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,920 not selling. Just give me, but imagine it was 1002 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,880 a nice way to take it because you're comforted beforehand. 1003 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,600 So she was. If this goes wrong, don't you 1004 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,400 panic. I had a lovely time. 1005 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,800 One point I felt the wind blowing through one of my 1006 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,840 tattoos. Right. 1007 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,960 We we live opposite the normal park. 1008 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,520 They have Bell Sonic. There was I think I spoke about 1009 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,000 this before the SOS very good work. 1010 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,560 There were a couple of gigs where people were you can 1011 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,120 change, you can test the different stages of music by the 1012 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,760 drugs people are taking. There's one that they were off 1013 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,200 their head on cat. I ended up in the SOS tent 1014 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,360 because somebody around where I was trying to throw themselves 1015 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,240 in the river and we kind of got this person rescued and you're 1016 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,120 looking at bread. World War One. 1017 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,320 It was really it was like a field hospital in World War One. 1018 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,200 Yeah, what? Was the game. 1019 00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:03,920 What some DJ thing I think of BLTT GB T? 1020 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,160 Come out to sandwich and somewhat. 1021 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:13,760 LTL GB TI don't know, people call her and then I was doing 1022 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:18,920 there and I was going. You're in the time. 1023 00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,000 Who's the blame? Probably. 1024 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,680 Well, that's a well, honestly, it is scary how many, how many 1025 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,000 people are taking now. Yes, I read something a lot of 1026 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,120 youngsters, a lot of youngsters. And I read a thing of the day 1027 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:34,160 that the alcohol industry has lost something like £480 billion 1028 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,640 in the last well, that's. At the 5 or 6. 1029 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,640 Years because nobody's drinking, they're all taking drugs. 1030 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,600 At festivals and big gigs I got they. 1031 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,280 Just sell me water people today. A pint just have a lot of pints. 1032 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,360 But they buy a bottle of water. That's how they make they're. 1033 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,400 Probably more hydrated than made like. 1034 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,760 No, but like, yeah, they're not buying pints, they're buying 1035 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,200 water. There'll be some amounts of 1036 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,120 water. It's the only thing to sell like 1037 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,560 like but I'm sure the festivals like that Boo seals or. 1038 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,560 There's something about there's something about a sunny there 1039 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,920 and an expensive painted of a plastic cup that makes me go 1040 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,840 This is fucking will be. Sitting on the grass, Yeah. 1041 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,160 Wow. Glass and we can drink pimps for 1042 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,760 her pimps, yeah. Oh, why? 1043 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,680 Pimps and. Big jug of pimps yourself. 1044 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:14,640 That, I tell you, I like. Joggers and a wee lane. 1045 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,920 You put the belt around your arm. 1046 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:24,800 Did you listen to Morris? I did once to smoke a load of 1047 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,440 weed and went in a Glastonbury and went and watched a guy play. 1048 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,440 He played Smells Like Teen Spirit on Tibetan singing bowl 1049 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,600 are. You sure? 1050 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:41,360 It was. Just a guy cleaning a bowl. 1051 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:50,040 He wasn't even Tibetan. Good times. 1052 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:54,400 I tried to think of a betting. I was like Adrian Logan. 1053 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,520 That's. All I've got. 1054 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,800 All he does bet McLean that's right. 1055 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,160 When you said Adrian Logan, my head went to Kenny Loggins for 1056 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,480 some reason. Who I'll take Danger Zone again. 1057 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,960 80s music. It'll be really bad for The 1058 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,360 Troubles. What are you writing at the 1059 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,160 minute, Tim? The solo show that I'm doing? 1060 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,120 Height of nonsense which starts the middle of April, so. 1061 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,800 You ever written a book to? No haven't. 1062 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,440 Funny, that surprises me. I launched a. 1063 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,640 Book there for an historian made of mine and the just fought in 1064 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:33,080 the river. Hard back in. 1065 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,360 It's an excellent book by Cormac Moore about the Boundary 1066 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,640 Committee. You should ask Dan about the 1067 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,360 Boundary Commission of 1920. He. 1068 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:44,800 Mad about those boundaries. It doesn't happen, but he loves 1069 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,120 them. Boundary Commission 1925 and the 1070 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,840 the guy who did the Marion Press guy said you should read a book 1071 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,960 but do a dash sort of thing, something. 1072 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,120 That would be good. You have you? 1073 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,080 Have you written the book yet? No, you've not written your 1074 00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:58,880 autobiography. There's. 1075 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,160 No point there, one started drinking. 1076 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,040 I just read Steve Martin's autobiography. 1077 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,480 It's not even autobiography, it's just a memoir about his 1078 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,480 stand up. Yeah, I've seen, I've read that. 1079 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,400 It's unbelievable. Yeah. 1080 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,640 I've told you I listened to Al Pacino's autobiography, but it's 1081 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,040 him and I'm writing this right. Felt like it was his mate by the 1082 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,640 end of it. Just driving a lot. 1083 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,560 Very good. Yeah, Richard Pryor's books are 1084 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:27,000 very good as well, Richard. Biography and an autobiography 1085 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:27,800 sort of thing. Yeah. 1086 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,720 Oh, check out Colourful Life. Very, Yeah. 1087 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,120 I'm trying to read more. I'm reading a book about borders 1088 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,480 at the minute and. Borders, boundary, Commission 1089 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,880 one, that's what you want. This is all about historical how 1090 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,040 borders came to be. Hello. 1091 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,000 Where? Where did borders start? 1092 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,360 Yeah, like internationally recognised border Egypt. 1093 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,840 Seriously. Yep, the Lower Nile and the 1094 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,320 other. Like I'd go out where, Yeah. 1095 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:57,240 Straight lines and. About contested borders and sea 1096 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,880 borders and everything. Well. 1097 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,520 And about and about that. You learn a bit the cream of 1098 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,840 partition. I read about. 1099 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,680 I read about. Southerners can't fight same 1100 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,080 treaties, Yeah. I read about our border. 1101 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:11,840 Yep. Yeah. 1102 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,600 And then in India that my baton gay. 1103 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,880 Yeah, he. Came in great guy. 1104 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,920 No, he came in the like be in charge of a border between India 1105 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,240 and Pakistan and gave them sex. What he's like in six weeks it's 1106 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,880 going to happen. And they went it's not enough 1107 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,520 time and he went go and then he just left. 1108 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,360 But he was in an open relationship with his wife and 1109 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,760 she was sleeping with the Pakistan guy Jenna, the whole 1110 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,320 way through all the negotiations and it all got very mental. 1111 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:42,800 Jenna, OH. I'm going to pass on my button 1112 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,520 on this one. There's a very good book about 1113 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,600 it, My Button and. Yes. 1114 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,800 You should definitely. That's yeah, that's a bit know 1115 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,720 about a million people died like was kind of partitions don't 1116 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:02,440 tend to. 3 million people. 33 million talking in the first 1117 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:06,440 phase yeah, because. Also, when they made the two 1118 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,880 countries, then they basically then so many people from 1119 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,120 Pakistan had to go to India and vice versa. 1120 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,800 And on the way people were just slaughtered. 1121 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:17,480 Like if you wrote a book, here's let me pitch this to you. 1122 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,440 It's called Jackie Splashy thoughts, right? 1123 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,560 So Mickey likes that we better Jack Daniels me. 1124 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,960 But is it Ginger? No, we we cook Coca-Cola, we 1125 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,480 cook Coke and. He calls him Jackie Splashies. 1126 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:35,320 So you just you just do you do Jackie splashy thoughts and it's 1127 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:39,000 just a series of little little paragraphs, little stories it'd. 1128 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,960 Basically be Yeah, my version of fear and loading. 1129 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,080 Yeah, because I reckon I could do that with Jackie splashes and 1130 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,840 then do it with edibles. Well, that's the second. 1131 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,000 Book. Yeah, the edible dairies. 1132 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,160 But they're not. It's a book. 1133 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,280 And then the book is edible. You can, yeah. 1134 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,600 It'd be better. It's. 1135 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,400 All about your. Experiences in dairy. 1136 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,880 I couldn't, yeah. I couldn't write a book. 1137 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,800 You want to write a book? What would I write a book about? 1138 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,400 Your exciting life in Hollywood. Yeah, no, you're writing 1139 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:13,240 autobiography when you're winding down your career, so I 1140 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:18,320 should write it now. You should go to five years ago. 1141 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,840 I always find it weird, like when comedians write books and I 1142 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,840 go wherever you find the fucking time to do that. 1143 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,160 Yeah, well, Julie's writing a book in a minute. 1144 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,720 It's kind of cobbler seeing that today. 1145 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:33,400 That'll be great. I think when like, because what 1146 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,320 she's writing, but like that'll, you know, it's not an 1147 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,320 autobiography, whatever. It's a book about feeling a 1148 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,600 certain way and that sort of thing. 1149 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,120 I think if you have a reason to write a book, it'll be good. 1150 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,160 But then you see people where it's like you've just decided 1151 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,040 you want to write a book and then find someone to write 1152 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,840 about. Whereas she's people when you 1153 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,400 need to write about this thing. One of the biggest jokes I was 1154 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,400 ever played was Norm MacDonald wrote an autobiography that 1155 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,240 wasn't. They put. 1156 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,880 It out like it was not a biography. 1157 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,720 He was just talking shit though. I think it's because who else I 1158 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:06,600 read there was another comedian had something similar. 1159 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:11,240 Fuck I can't remember who it was but you get about 5 page and you 1160 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:16,240 go he's taking the piss. I like to read more. 1161 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,800 I have. I probably read the last year 1162 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,320 I've been having the last five years I'm reading, I'm reading a 1163 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,440 bit more. And what do you read? 1164 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,080 You read fiction. You read autobiography. 1165 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,880 I don't like fiction anymore. I used to, but I like I like 1166 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:33,520 history books or no, I am going to write more, read more like 1167 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,040 comedians books and memoirs, but not all biographies. 1168 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,360 I went through a wide world reading like wrestlers 1169 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,680 autobiographies. The Rock is all about the Rock. 1170 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,600 Yeah, but this was years ago. It was awful. 1171 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,160 Wrestlers autobiography. I might do the Bible at some 1172 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,880 point. Don't spoil. 1173 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,480 I don't. Not a great, I'm only joking. 1174 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:53,480 There's too many of them, isn't it? 1175 00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,120 What books? Yeah, but how big are Bibles? 1176 00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:01,280 What I see, the Bible is the way to go. 1177 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,280 There's different books in the Bible, but it's a Bible, just 1178 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,920 one book. It's a collection. 1179 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,200 Of how many, how many, How long will it take you to read the 1180 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,400 whole Bible, the Christian Bible? 1181 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,280 The pocket one wouldn't take that long. 1182 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,200 The Pocket Bible wouldn't take too long. 1183 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,160 But how many books is it? How many pages? 1184 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,920 Say Harry Potter. Yeah, it's over 100. 1185 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,200 So you actually could read it. There's an Old Testament and a 1186 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,120 New Testament. Do you have to? 1187 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,360 Have the Christian bed could. You just read the New Testament. 1188 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,680 You have to have. I reckon you need the back 1189 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:41,080 story. The Donald Trump being 1190 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,280 interviewed about pretending he's a Christian, the Bible. 1191 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,120 And what's your favourite bit of the Bible? 1192 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,800 He goes. I don't like to pick any 1193 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,960 particular New Testament guy or Old Testament I don't like. 1194 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,880 I like the bed with the wine. He only had two fish. 1195 00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,440 Lot of fish. And is it? 1196 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,800 Is it? Does the I have a question. 1197 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,240 Does the Bible end when Jesus dies? 1198 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,640 No. I don't haven't read it yet. 1199 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,640 Actually, the apostles Revelation ends with Revelation. 1200 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:13,040 Guys, do not spoil it for me. You tell me the main character's 1201 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,440 dead. No, no. 1202 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:17,760 No, he's like John Snow. He comes. 1203 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:23,200 Back plot twist. He's like a Marvel character. 1204 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,960 They're not really dead like you'd be here any minute. 1205 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,720 Yeah, I need to read. I need to read more. 1206 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,800 They give you it on Desert Island Dish whether you want 1207 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,840 that or not. You mean when you go to Desert 1208 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,600 Island Discs and then you pick your records and then they say 1209 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,480 we're giving you 2 books, we're giving you the complete works of 1210 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,920 Shakespeare in the Bible and you go it's a bit rude to Muslim 1211 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,160 people? And you have to read it. 1212 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,960 Well, you don't have to read it, but they give you. 1213 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,840 I say you will after a couple of days. 1214 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,240 You fucking hell see if this Shakespeare stuff right away. 1215 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,320 Desert island desks. That's where you pick your 1216 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,280 favourite songs. Yeah. 1217 00:57:55,280 --> 00:58:00,120 How many do you pick yet? I would pick. 1218 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,200 Let's just pick a couple each, right? 1219 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,960 It's also it's meant to be like important parts of your life. 1220 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,200 It's. Not yeah, you're meant to be 1221 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,160 illicitable. Not just a couple of bangers 1222 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,760 like. Oh right, you're not just 1223 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,160 checking wall the wall tunes like it's not past the ox. 1224 00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,200 It's not the rear block. Don't. 1225 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:19,720 I go, I go rock the Casbah by the Clash, right? 1226 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,800 Because we just used to listen to that album, Combat Rock in 1227 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,480 the car all the time when we're driving in the Dallas car. 1228 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,160 So I pick that. Dolly Parton 9 to 5 right? 1229 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,640 Because if you if Morrissey sang that's a protest song, you 1230 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:37,920 actually read the lyrics. She's very. 1231 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,600 Political, Yeah. I would go with Half Man Half 1232 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,200 Biscuit. All I want for Christmas is a 1233 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,560 Duke of Prague Awakened, which I would thoroughly recommend. 1234 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,640 Half Man, Half Biscuit. No, you're looking at me like 1235 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:51,880 you've never heard of Half Man Half Biscuit is the band right. 1236 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,280 Look up Joy Division oven gloves. 1237 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,080 I have. You're half man, half biscuit. 1238 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,680 Half man. Oh, there's cracker. 1239 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:06,800 Half man. Happy birthday. 1240 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,680 You haven't lost it, son. You haven't lost it. 1241 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,760 You're almost half not even. In your 40th year? 1242 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,200 I've never heard of half man. You've never heard of Half My 1243 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:18,840 Half Man? Half Biscuit tried to sue us 1244 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,480 once really, because we had a sketch on Radio 2 called Half 1245 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,600 Sketch Half Biscuit, which they claimed we stole from them, 1246 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:31,640 which was completely true, but. You still love half man half. 1247 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,520 Biscuit, they came after. Yeah, yeah, they they they were 1248 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:35,880 desperate for money, I think. No. 1249 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:41,920 Late 90s got a quirky band. Never heard of them but no do 1250 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,680 Joy Division oven gloves National shake day. 1251 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,040 There's another band This is No, This is their songs. 1252 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,240 National Shake Day. I feel like these are ideas that 1253 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,120 you've written down from Hang. On a minute. 1254 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,240 As a comic, you. Look at this in your notes. 1255 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,920 You're looking at your notes folder and go what's Joy 1256 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,480 Division of and go. What was that bit about? 1257 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:07,160 What was? That I felt like half a cup of 1258 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,680 tea. The call, Murphy said. 1259 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,360 He was looking at his notes one day and he said, you know, but 1260 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:18,760 not in a good way. That was always that random joke 1261 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,720 was that if you had written your set list in the back of your 1262 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,960 hand, you're like, I hope I'm not an accident. 1263 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,240 No, I used to do that. Fucking like we all. 1264 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,000 We've all done it right? You're set in your hand. 1265 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,320 But it would the danger come off a sweat. 1266 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,440 The amount of times that I've written a set in the back of my 1267 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,480 hand when I drink an after gig and woke up with a set list on 1268 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:36,920 my face. It's. 1269 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:46,640 Important to write animals. Hilarious, very satirical. 1270 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:51,200 I think you told me once when I just started to in fact, first 1271 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,640 advice you ever gave me, Tim. What? 1272 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,880 The first advice you ever gave me, we were doing I give you 1273 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,160 advice. We were doing feeler and I'm. 1274 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:02,200 Responsible for. This in the he's going to look 1275 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,840 money now we did feeler in the back member Kelly Sellers. 1276 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,000 Oh yes, yes. It was about 10 people there. 1277 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,680 Yeah, yeah. Feel it definitely went like 1278 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,000 this. And then there was a couple of 1279 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,480 years where the comedy 10 went like this and now it's back to 1280 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,720 being really good. But me, you and PJ Gallagher. 1281 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,560 Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, did it and there was like 1282 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,960 80 people and attempted the back. 1283 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,600 Kelly Sellers is about 19 years ago. 1284 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:27,000 And then I speed through my so if I had what I thought was a 10 1285 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,360 minutes at some nights, I would do it in 3 minutes if it wasn't 1286 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,720 going well. And you said I said I just speak 1287 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,840 so fast when I'm nervous and it's not going well. 1288 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,360 And I but I was right now to set list and keeping it beside me. 1289 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,320 And you said just write slow at the top of it. 1290 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,400 And I did worked. I. 1291 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:51,320 Remember that set though? What's the deal with Apple 1292 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:55,560 Greens? That would come later. 1293 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,400 Was that 20 years ago? Yeah, 1818 years. 1294 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,800 Ago I died 20 years ago. I still don't know, and neither 1295 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,680 do you really, how long we've been doing stand up for. 1296 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,840 Because I started twice, so I started 2005 and died in my 1297 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,000 whole 2 battles. Like that's not for me. 1298 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,120 And then when I was leaving uni and the process of actually 1299 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,160 getting the job on the horizon, I thought, I'll give another 1300 01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,480 week crack. So I'm 18 years officially in 1301 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,080 April. Well, it was my first Empire 1302 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:25,720 gig. That's when I said I. 1303 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,600 Started I should have died 20 years ago, could have gone. 1304 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,720 That's your man who wrote the bill. 1305 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,200 What happened to me? I was in, I was in a pub the 1306 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,360 other day. Young people didn't know who it 1307 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,080 was. Older people. 1308 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:39,680 This older couple came over and said I've got photograph taken. 1309 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:43,240 Young person then pointed at me and went, ah, I know you. 1310 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,000 I got that. Thanks very much. 1311 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:50,200 Even on Shane Todd's podcast. And it's all about legacy. 1312 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,120 Game but I can remember being like we did the blame game on 1313 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,160 that we're standard said have a cigarette. 1314 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:59,440 What a guy who went and you were like all right and then you went 1315 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:03,120 and he was young and you went that's Mickey Barty goes who and 1316 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,640 then the fella goes what are you doing tonight? 1317 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,280 We're shooting the blame game and the guy went what's the 1318 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,320 blame game? You scored night time. 1319 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:14,240 This is my fuck. I know I. 1320 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,760 Think I got Christmas time. I was in a public Christmas and 1321 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,400 a bloke went there. Hey, you developed those MI 1322 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:24,320 pods, You fucking are. Your party. 1323 01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,040 You. Get that all the time and people 1324 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:32,520 going I don't know you mate. You know, I come up to tell you 1325 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,440 they don't know you and you're like, but if you didn't know me, 1326 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,640 why would you just be coming off this one he's and telling me you 1327 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,160 don't know? I had a guy stop me in a shop 1328 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,160 the day before Valentine's Day. Was a panic man a present. 1329 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,800 And this guy went you comedian? I went Yeah. 1330 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,160 And he goes. Suppose you think you're dead 1331 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,320 famous now me talking to you? What do you want me to do with 1332 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:50,880 hot potato? Hot potato? 1333 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,400 Fuck off. Are you famous? 1334 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:56,360 Well, if you have to ask. Yeah, you have to stop. 1335 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,960 Yeah. I don't know, Like, I was like, 1336 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,280 what an existential crisis this is. 1337 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,240 You're famous. You're like, I'm in Rushmere. 1338 01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,960 Yeah, I'm in Clinton cards and Rushmere because I couldn't even 1339 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:07,960 pick the back card online. Happy anniversary. 1340 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:14,160 I don't know why you did the eyes, she said. 1341 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:20,440 Clinton. Our cameraman forget my 1342 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,440 headpiece was setting up one time we weren't there were 1343 01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:25,280 cameras were setting up and this guy walked down the street. 1344 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,720 What are you doing? And he said get my headpiece. 1345 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,240 The guy said fuck sake, only asked. 1346 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,480 I was doing top secret comedy club in London last week. 1347 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,320 I was getting off the plane. This girl goes. 1348 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:38,960 You getting tonight now? Yeah, she was. 1349 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,120 Where you getting on my top secret? 1350 01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:47,720 You can tell me, folks. Your tourist just over you numb 1351 01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:50,400 the plug. I don't know, I might do a wee 1352 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,320 snakey mini tour later in the. Year tour extension. 1353 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:56,320 Yeah, because I'm half an hour new stuff and I'm like BFLR by 1354 01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:01,000 Oh yeah, that's the big sides of last year. 1355 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,960 It'll turn into something. Gold. 1356 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:08,680 Yeah, I'm a greedy wee bastard. To get my hairpiece, what's all 1357 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,600 right? We have a few ticks left for 1358 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,280 that. We're doing 7 in the Opera 1359 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:16,360 House, the end of month 24th to 29th and yeah, I know it's going 1360 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,000 seven. We all round round the concrete, 1361 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,200 right? The province wide. 1362 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,960 You're soluter. We're soluter. 1363 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:24,600 Height of nonsense is doing right. 1364 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,480 We're all over the place doing dailies and all. 1365 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:29,200 When's that there? It starts the middle of April, 1366 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,000 17th of April. So you got support? 1367 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,400 What you got a support? I have a few support, actually. 1368 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,720 I've got Yeah, I have stock. I have. 1369 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,280 Nothing to do. I couldn't afford the legs. 1370 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,280 You, you know I'd. Do it for the whiskey. 1371 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:43,920 Give him back the whiskey he gave you. 1372 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,480 A mouthful of that. Are you going to thank you? 1373 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:50,760 Now that's that's the name of the next. 1374 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:55,560 Would you do support for me? I'll be an honour. 1375 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,720 Fucking give me a fool. People like council, I mean. 1376 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:05,320 Good luck following it. We'll link all that in the 1377 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,200 description, but Tim Max, thank you very much. 1378 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,120 Thank you very. Much.