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You want to come see my America 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,280 show should be on sale by now I think. 40 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:23,560 I hope they are. My guest this week is none other 41 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:28,240 than one of the sharpest comedians in Ireland. 42 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,960 This guy has been killing it for a long, long time and he 43 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,800 continues to go from strength to strength. 44 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,200 One of the sharpest writers. You might have seen him on the 45 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,760 Blame Game. You've seen him do stand up. 46 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,200 You've seen him on panel shows, quiz shows, which we're going to 47 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,320 talk about. He just killed him on the chase. 48 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,800 But he's just a fantastic stand up and a dream podcast guest 49 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,480 because we could have done five hours in this episode. 50 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,920 Please enjoy this episode of the Tea With Me podcast with my 51 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,440 guest. And I've only had him on Zoom 52 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,400 before, so now it's the Flash version of Neil Delamere. 53 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,800 Neil, your car is outside. You're allowed an hour of park 54 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,120 and we're going to record for but not. 55 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,120 Yeah, yeah. Is there a better feeling than 56 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,000 when you go back to your car and there's no tech? 57 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,720 Yeah. Oh man, You just feel like 58 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,880 you've gotten your life back. One over on the man. 59 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,160 I'm not particularly rebellious person and I don't know who the 60 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,160 man is, but I've got one over on him. 61 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,400 You have a fair. It's essentially free money, 62 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,480 isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 63 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,800 I did it this morning. I was on Q radio this morning 64 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,480 with our friend Andrew Ryan and left the corner loading Bay 65 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,040 straight back and I knew, I knew they haven't got me. 66 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,280 But it makes you, it gives you a false confidence that you could, 67 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,200 you could go too far with that. You know, you could be like, 68 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,600 I've never tried heroin, but I think I'd be alright. 69 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:47,440 What a jump that is from code slightly over in a loading bed 70 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,760 to, you know, this gag. I mean, Skag is next for me. 71 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,360 Surely there's some steps you've just blown. 72 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,360 Gateway drug, basically you've just legalised cannabis. 73 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,560 That's what you've done there. It's because everybody always 74 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,120 goes. Cannabis is the gateway drug to 75 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,160 Skype. Chris is actually. 76 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,400 But it's loading base. It's loading. 77 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:09,480 It's slightly over here. I was going to train spotting 4 78 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,840 needs to be lads like opening scene is a it's a lad just 79 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,720 strung out all together and then the back story is then just 80 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,000 gone. I'll be fine. 81 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,760 Yeah, we're like a Chinko Cento. Member Chinko, CentOS. 82 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:26,560 I do remember, yeah, of course. I remember a Volkswagen Polo, 83 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,560 which is a tiny car, but that says. 84 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,480 Yeah, where? Where my dad lived, where I grew 85 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,320 up, and when you drove in, there was always a polo and it was 86 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,120 like a dark green. And the guy who must have 87 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,280 cleaned it like every week, it was spotless. 88 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,200 And I remember thinking if I could have that car at some 89 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,480 point in my life I don't have. And I think some point I'll get 90 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,440 it. I. 91 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,200 Sometimes I think that about things in my childhood and I go 92 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,720 everything will be alright if I get buy something from my child. 93 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,080 That's why I buy all football tops. 94 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,840 I go because it's nostalgic and I go that's something I wanted 95 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,720 as a child and that will solve anything. 96 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,600 And has worries. And has that Volkswagen Polo 97 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,800 solves the massive black hole in your heart? 98 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,080 Well, haven't bought it yet, so I think, oh, OK, it will. 99 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,880 I think. You think everything, Yeah, like 100 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,640 the Crohn's disease I have is irreversible? 101 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,440 Not if I buy that polo, it's not. 102 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,320 I'd imagine that. It'll be fine that. 103 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,720 Polo at this stage with a gearbox is irreversible. 104 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,000 So cheap, it'll be so cheap neither. 105 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,280 Yeah, it would. I am. 106 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,600 My dad is a tiny car. There's a lot to be said for a 107 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,200 tiny car. And my dad's an older man. 108 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,400 So you get to a point where and they older people, in my 109 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,320 experience, go, I don't need a big car anymore. 110 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,520 I want a smaller car. Yeah. 111 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,080 And it makes complete sense for him. 112 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,280 And I got, I've got a lovely insert. 113 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:42,000 I'd forgotten what getting your car service is like outside of a 114 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,160 city. So when I go into Dublin, I go, 115 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,040 can I have a car while you're servicing my car? 116 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,280 Because I might have to go somewhere. 117 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,840 I'm on tour, whatever. And they go and it's all some 118 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,760 guy going, yeah, give us your insurance details, give us your 119 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,000 cover, give us all that sort of stuff. 120 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,640 You know, we're going to have to ring your insurance company. 121 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,960 We're going to switch it over for the day, gives you credit 122 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,760 card details. I got my dad's car service and 123 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,440 awfully where I'm from, right? And I walked in and I said, can 124 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,120 I have a car while you're servicing my dad's car? 125 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,960 And the man didn't look at me. He didn't ask me my name and he 126 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,520 didn't ask me for a driver's licence. 127 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,640 He reached behind. He was doing a crossword. 128 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,720 He reached behind them. He grabbed the random set of 129 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:21,720 keys from a hook, hoofed him at me and said see what they start 130 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,920 and not to just press, but it could have been it could have 131 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:31,320 been a transit, it could have been a disability scooter a. 132 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,960 Corvette. A Corvette. 133 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,160 I don't know if you've been to tell them more, but it wasn't 134 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,760 going to be a Corvette, but imagine if you drop it could 135 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,320 have been someone else's car that had been dropped in for a 136 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,320 service. I think this is a this is a 137 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,480 South of the border laid back style which I experienced when I 138 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,320 went. I did the Cork tour show 139 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,560 recently but yeah, put in them something. 140 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:54,840 I need a city centre car park. Go in the one and it and it's 141 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,320 just off the river. Yeah. 142 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,560 You give them your key and the guy just puts it on a hook. 143 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,320 And then when you go back you get yeah. 144 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,720 And I said, I said, if you don't mind me asking, I was like, why 145 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,600 do you need my keys? He goes, I'll have to move it at 146 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,520 some point. So they they, they will just put 147 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,840 it in a different place. This won't happen. 148 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,080 Like, we won't give it up here. No. 149 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,960 Like on the side of the. You think that's just for that? 150 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:22,360 You stolen so many cars from people from Belfast. 151 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,480 Somewhat it's like an older model they gave me back, so I 152 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,080 don't know. Imagine if you give you back to 153 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,440 Volkswagen Polo from your youth. I would love that. 154 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,160 Imagine if when you drive in the scan, not just your car but your 155 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,560 memories. It's just an AI imaging. 156 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,760 Have you ever bought anything from what you wanted when you 157 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,520 were growing up? For me it's football tops. 158 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,000 Is it so? What football do you have? 159 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,680 Like you. So you're too young for 1982? 160 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,280 Sort of, yeah. 1986 too young for. 161 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,720 That I was born idiot, right? So it's all mid 90s, early mid 162 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,320 90s. I'm thinking Northern Ireland 163 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,240 Subs OK, so mid OK, So what the United. 164 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:59,280 Tops anything like I have a like the collect, I have a ridiculous 165 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,080 collection. I have a 1980 and this is across 166 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:06,560 the divide. I have a 1982 replica, yes, won 167 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:12,000 two eh of the awfully jersey that we last won the eh all 168 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,480 Ireland in. So I mean, that's just retro 169 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,560 stuff is just kind of cool. Doesn't. 170 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:19,240 Yeah, it's a beautiful jersey. I didn't know how much you were 171 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,640 into the GA until we did Kilkenny Festival. 172 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,000 Yeah. It was the big gala show. 173 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,440 Yeah. And you just, like, ran from a 174 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,360 game. Yeah. 175 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,280 So. You should have been a rapping 176 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,120 shirt. I didn't know if you were 177 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,640 playing it like this. Why, thank you. 178 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,559 I'm clearly in great Nick. OK, let me explain this. 179 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,320 So when you start off doing comedy, you go, I want to do 180 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,000 this cake and that giggle, that cake. 181 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:46,320 And John Cleary, who people will know has a brilliant observation 182 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,080 and that it starts off well, do that cake. 183 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,080 If I do 10 minutes there, then maybe they'll give me 10 minutes 184 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,960 and then I can do 50 minutes. And after a while doing it, John 185 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:57,440 goes, if I go on early, I could be back in the car for yeah, the 186 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:01,280 shop opens until midnight and I could be listening to 1980s 187 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,160 classics on his drive home. It's like, so there's an element 188 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,160 of you, you put company in its place. 189 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:11,760 So, umm, I'm, I'm, I'm not that into GA, but I feel I don't rage 190 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,680 level start doing well. And they don't do that well that 191 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,280 often because it's a small county. 192 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,440 Umm. And so when we did Kay Kennedy 193 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,920 together, so 10 years ago, 15 years ago, I've gone give me all 194 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,160 the gigs. They gave me four or five gigs, 195 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,480 and I'm like, can I do them all on Monday? 196 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,160 And they said yes. And I said OK. 197 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,760 And then I rang them because we got to the final, which was in 198 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,560 Kilkenny. Yeah. 199 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,280 So I did the first one in Langton's and did 10 minutes in 200 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:38,320 Langton's and then ran across the road, took off my top and 201 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,240 put on an awfully jersey. So I'd like to. 202 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:44,320 Very Irish Superman, yeah. Like the worst, we're a phone 203 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:48,200 box for Christ's sake and and put on an awfully judge and went 204 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,600 in and watched the the young lads, the the under 20s with the 205 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,720 all Ireland and then ran and did four more gigs. 206 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,640 Physically run. Physically run, yeah, because. 207 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,200 The gig we did was in the middle of nowhere, like it was right 208 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,400 out of the time. In a Mart, Yeah, it's actually a 209 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,080 Mars, Yeah, and normally you can smell. 210 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,840 Yeah, yeah. No, it was genuinely in a 211 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,680 cattle. Yeah, yeah, which is kind of 212 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:12,240 bizarre, but yeah. And it's a couple of like those 213 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,560 gigs can run over and not normally. 214 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,200 Sometimes you're like, come on, come on, come on. 215 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,440 I'm not shit. Was just one of the other. 216 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,120 Knock yourself out. You want to do 25 minutes? 217 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,440 Look at this. Do you know what, Neil? 218 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,480 Your man after my own heart because I also I can't drink 219 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,760 instant coffee. Can you know? 220 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,400 It needs to be a we. Thank you, Tony. 221 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:34,400 Thank you very much, Tony. It needs to be like a proper me. 222 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,600 It really coffee. Yeah, because I'm not a big 223 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,560 coffee guy, but I need like I would have to have an American 224 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,160 from a machine. 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Wherever he's going. 275 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,280 A bit mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 276 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,920 And I want, I want something to look forward to. 277 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,200 Yeah. It's the same reason I did. 278 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,000 I did fit families. Ireland's fits families, right? 279 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,040 Celebrity fits families. Yeah. 280 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:23,720 And umm, I did it because I'd never normally do it. 281 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,480 I said I'd have to train for that. 282 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,320 Yeah. So I don't know if I told you 283 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,280 the story. No, no, no. 284 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,280 So. Would you say did you have a 285 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,480 like were you someone who up at that point? 286 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,520 We did you run? A bit of training, yeah, a bit 287 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,040 of stuff, yeah, but nothing kind of major. 288 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,160 So, so basically this show is normally you have a kind of a 289 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,800 nuclear family and it's, you know, mum and dad used to have 290 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,720 to be within the family. And then the kind of celeb 291 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,480 version is very loosely termined. 292 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,800 And you can you can have anybody right, that you're related to. 293 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,560 So you go on and you do kind of an assault courses for charity, 294 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,680 whatever and them. So my secret weapon was going to 295 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,960 be a Claire hurler. So he's my cousin, but he's 296 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,360 senior hurler for Claire. So you're talking kind of nearly 297 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,880 professional levels of athleticism, like an absolute 298 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,040 beast. The joke I was said to him is, 299 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,720 is resting heartbeat is 24 beats a day. 300 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:15,160 So like on the hour, every hour, you can't tell if it's a 301 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,840 heartbeat or Netflix is just doing on television, right? 302 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,080 So he's a beast. Like you have to get a diesel 303 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,520 Fitbit. So we messed with him and he saw 304 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,480 a week before it happens. He rings me because I can't do 305 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,720 it. I'm after smashing my knee up. 306 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,680 You're on club hurling training. So with the week's notice, we've 307 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:34,000 got my other cousin Rosie. Now Rosie is related to me, eh? 308 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Tall blonde freckle girl from Tipperary Rosie's. 309 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,440 Related Christie Mercer. There's a beast at a sponsor 310 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:47,160 hill Tall Tipperary took my heart away getting a Ford 311 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,360 Cortina drives a fail in Tipperary. 312 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,240 Very popular song You're a Christie were aficionado a lot 313 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,600 of. People know those those. 314 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:59,720 Minor hits yeah you know when he when he gets really grumpy and 315 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:04,000 only plays those ones. And so with a week's notice like 316 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,560 she's with six two. She played semi pro basketball 317 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:10,400 in Australia. But Rosie's my cousin in much 318 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,880 the same way that Barack Obama is from county. 319 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,760 Awfully. I mean if you can connect us 320 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,160 genetically. Well done. 321 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,480 Yeah yeah, yeah. So we go in the RTA show and I 322 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,120 was I was hyped up and the first thing to do is say to you is is 323 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,840 please introduce the team. And I went, I'm here. 324 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,480 This is my brother-in-law James. This is my niece Emily and I 325 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:33,880 looked for you forgot her name. I could not remember her name. 326 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,040 And I was like, Christ. And she knew. 327 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,680 And then she also knew that she'd have to go with whatever 328 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,240 name I gave her for and I I was like Latoya Shaniqua. 329 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,480 I've been watching these videos, like four of these. 330 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:50,000 All different ethnicities. She's name and I was like, oh 331 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,560 God, what am I going to do? So umm, yeah, it was my 332 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,280 crackdown and we went up against those two guys. 333 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,120 You know those two happy pair fellas. 334 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,160 Yeah, yeah. So they were in the fight. 335 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,720 They're always in the water. What? 336 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,800 They're always in the water. They're always up, yeah. 337 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,760 And I just look at a. Whole dip and stuff, yeah. 338 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,800 Yeah, you're like, you just don't want to get up against 339 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,280 those guys. But they don't have that meat 340 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,840 strength. No, they don't. 341 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,520 They're. Vegans. 342 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,640 Proteins and none of that. Sirloin strength, yeah. 343 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,760 Yeah, yeah. The Angel just injected meat 344 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,960 trend. So they were, they were. 345 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,240 You want to see them, so the first thing. 346 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,400 I'd say they're nippy. They are very nippy and they're 347 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,240 off doing fucking hand stands in the corner and all that site. 348 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,880 Should they get up at 6:00 in the morning, have a wank in the 349 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,240 sea? That's like, you know what I 350 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,760 mean? You can't, you can't compete 351 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,200 with those lads. So they were like you want to 352 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,160 see them first thing we have to go through the bog, the way to 353 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,440 the bog and these lads are just like, it's just like you're home 354 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,320 with Steven. It's like, it's like granola and 355 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,400 they just flew through it because I'm from the Midlands. 356 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,000 I'm trying to harvest the bog and turn it into forgets and set 357 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,160 up a small power station. It's it's, it's more I'm like, 358 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,640 don't you like the sunrise to get your sunrise be. 359 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,160 Awful. The wank in the sea. 360 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,000 What do you mean it would be? So. 361 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,160 You're from surely? Surely. 362 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,079 Never wanked in the sea as well as I'm. 363 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:14,240 I'm circumcised. You can't. 364 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,040 You can't just as and when. Can you not? 365 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,680 So you leave, so you won't? You don't mind that loading me 366 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,400 at any point but you? I never said I wanked in the 367 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,560 loading, no. No, I was going towards a load 368 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,520 joke. Well fine, you interrupt, it's 369 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,960 fine. So. 370 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,040 So you've never you've never looked at a ferry and cracked 371 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:42,960 one, looked at piano. I just kind of, I wish I was 372 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,080 there. Go to the match. 373 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,320 No. So you did. 374 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,000 Like go back to this night so. Did they start and the happy 375 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,520 Paraguay start? And sounds like a fight, by the 376 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,240 way, just. And they did they go first? 377 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,440 Did they go first? Yeah, I think so. 378 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,200 They were very good. So we were just like, just don't 379 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,400 go out first. There's four teams, just don't 380 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:06,320 go for OK, and so stem it was umm, as somebody went oh, a 381 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,120 model, eh, eh, growing your gallon. 382 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:13,400 I was in Miss Ireland and I was like, Oh God, Oh, you know what 383 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,360 does she might please make it be like walk it. 384 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,520 I didn't I didn't tell me the name to say the model. 385 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,640 I was like, please, that'd be like walk in baths that you 386 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,600 models. Yeah, stair lifts or something 387 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,640 like that. One of those older lady models. 388 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,280 I was like hoping for because otherwise models can be really 389 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,320 fit, you know, and her family were really fit and then she 390 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,440 made Quinn and the comedian and her family as well. 391 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,120 So it was great bit of crack have to. 392 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,440 Say, how did you get on personally? 393 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Eh, I got hung a good but think about a bog because I don't know 394 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,920 this training and weighted restaurant on us. 395 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,680 Bog is down to how tall you are actually right. 396 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,080 So Rosie was great because because a bug. 397 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,760 Because if you're tall, you're right of it. 398 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,400 Yeah, what a bog might be to you if you're 62, might be to your 399 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,760 knee, yeah. But if it's. 400 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:58,000 If you're done weight or don't you need to die doing Yeah, I 401 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,040 need to. I need to be the films you see 402 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,040 in the last 10 years. It's like, you know, AB Avatar, 403 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,840 you know, he's actually scanned in. 404 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,400 He died or 10/10/12 years ago. He's in a bargain whistle. 405 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:14,760 It's bizarre, yeah, but it's weird because they don't train 406 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,960 for that. Did you continue treat like that 407 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,320 level? Not that level maybe, but you 408 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,320 know, that's something like you probably do the training for 409 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,400 that. Yeah, intense. 410 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,720 And you say to yourself like. Well, I've been just fit for. 411 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,960 I'll keep. I'll keep doing this. 412 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,880 Yeah, I did a bit now I kind of did bits and pieces and stuff. 413 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,880 Eh, there's nothing like the prospects of getting embarrassed 414 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,840 on national television. Yeah. 415 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,280 Really make you train. Yeah. 416 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,560 But at one point we have to get over a log in in the middle of 417 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,280 the bog and I get up onto the log and then, eh, you're like, I 418 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,440 just felt. I just. 419 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,280 Rosie just grabs me that because she's both stand behind me and 420 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,200 she has no patience because she proper sportsperson grabs me and 421 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,120 who's me? I don't know if you've ever 422 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,680 gotten a wedgie on national television, but what you don't 423 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,520 expect to feel is relief, which is like thanks a million for 424 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,640 that. Like proper full arm. 425 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,320 Yeah, hoofs over log. So she was absolutely brilliant. 426 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,960 But how fit would you have to be to somebody says 6 days notice. 427 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,000 You want to go on national television to do fitness 428 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,360 challenge. You must be fairly. 429 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,680 You must have that national athletes confidence in your own 430 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,880 ability. Team, I'm the sort of guy who 431 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:21,840 watches Ninja Warrior and goes. You haven't even had a wanker to 432 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,160 see. I'm not. 433 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,280 Like Beard How? Do some people not even, you 434 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,200 know, the people, the guys who fall off into the water early? 435 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,400 I'm like these guys, but I know for a fact I wouldn't get past 436 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:31,960 that first. But. 437 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,960 Yeah, where they're running down and yeah. 438 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,600 And can you hold your own weight and, and all this stuff with 439 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,040 your wrists and. I think I'd be what do you what 440 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,680 have you heard about to be fair? To be fair, right now, maybe. 441 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,640 Working in the sea could be part. 442 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,480 Of your. Programme. 443 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,080 My wrist. Yeah, of Jesus Christ, I have a. 444 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,920 Permanently desiccated wrist. I broke my wrist falling off a 445 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,680 bike and that bone is just stayed out. 446 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,840 There's nothing they can do. I'm so I'm from the Midlands, 447 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,960 which is flat. Yeah. 448 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,760 If you were in our if you were an awfully, that would be the 449 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,520 highest point. An awfully your broken wrist. 450 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,960 Keep a wrist like a tobler on what's going on. 451 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,880 I know How'd you break it. I fell off my bike when I was 452 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,560 too old to be like falling off a bike. 453 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,640 And I mean a bicycle. And did you get treated in the 454 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,600 19th century? There was not like they 455 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,760 genuinely put a cast on and then and then after a month or 456 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,440 whatever, they took the cast off and I went, what next? 457 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,880 And they went. You just have that, no? 458 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,600 That's you don't. Yeah. 459 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,840 And then I just get it. Look, Bill's cargo, my knuckle. 460 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,240 Just get a knuckle. A lot of my bones are just 461 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,880 popping out, like, yeah. Every bone of my body cracks. 462 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,840 Sounds like an open fire. Yeah, it does. 463 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,880 I used, I used to have a joke that it's a he get up in the 464 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,920 morning, sounds like an open fire. 465 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,240 So like you get up and there's a cracking and hissing and then a 466 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,680 log falls. You just get to a certain point. 467 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,640 We're just now I remember seeing, you know your man, and 468 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,720 there's a guy in the front of the guy, Jamie Lannister from 469 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,200 Gamers. Yeah. 470 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,600 Oh yeah. Handsome dude? 471 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,200 Yes, I met a dude. Did you? 472 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,160 And, well, Danish course, isn't he it? 473 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,840 Was really nice. I met him, we're filming some 474 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,120 for BBC and he was walking past when they were just all living 475 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:12,200 in Belfast and I asked him for a selfie and he was very, very 476 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,000 pleasant. So we always pay our debts. 477 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,720 Yeah. I remember seeing him in the 478 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,840 front of some magazine and he was saying, like, once you get 479 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,400 to, I think he said 35, maybe he said 40, because all I do is 480 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,360 mobility work. And I was like, oh, fair enough. 481 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,080 And then you get to that age and you go, oh, I can understand 482 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,160 that. Functional. 483 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,160 I know what I should do. I when I go to the gym, I just 484 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,920 start working out, right? But I see the guy stretching for 485 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,920 20 minutes and go. I should do that, yeah, but I 486 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,880 just can't bring myself to do. I made a mistake the first time 487 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,040 I ever went to sit for proper kind of commercial gym. 488 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,200 This guy's like, what do you want to do? 489 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,040 And I said, well, he's happy. Paraguay. 490 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,040 Yeah. He's quite intimidating. 491 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,760 And he goes, what sort of stuff do you do? 492 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,200 And I was like, I did do lots of stuff and you guys watch out for 493 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,040 your breakfast. I was like eggs, you know, when 494 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,960 they go through all your like, is it well? 495 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,360 Macros. Yeah, macro. 496 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,760 But what sort of eggs is it like? 497 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,080 Yeah, like poached eggs, because the protein can degrade and all. 498 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:12,160 You're like the wee Harry Bones. Yeah, Kinder, Kinder Buenos. 499 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,800 I made the toy, though. And then he goes, what would you 500 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,320 like to do? And I said, this is about 10 501 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,520 years ago. I'd love to do chin UPS. 502 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,600 Yeah, I love to bang out some chin UPS, you know. 503 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,400 And he goes, OK, we can start now. 504 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,480 And he, we went out and he put, you know, those resistance 505 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,280 bands. Yes. 506 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,320 Right. Not like the wolf tones, but 507 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,440 like a prep like that's. I thought he was just going to 508 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,880 have three guys out in their 80s just is this going to help me do 509 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,560 the chin up? It's just going to become you 510 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,640 black and turns that power on is really affecting my rhythm, 511 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,400 trying to get my chin over a bar. 512 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,360 Followed up, the wolf tones do look like strong old school. 513 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,480 Gym guys, they, they have no stretching. 514 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,480 They have meets. They have made strength Yeah, 515 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,400 they have they have spat in their hands in a disused garage 516 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,800 yeah and lifted a chink or gentle off the ground yeah, but 517 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,560 no, a proper was just like a green resistance band and he put 518 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:06,200 me in this thing yeah and like it's so really there's a guy 519 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,720 beside me doing waited chin UPS Yeah. 520 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,160 With stuff attached to him and you're. 521 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,240 And the gym had. I'll never forget this had a 522 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,840 crash right. And at the height, so you're 523 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,320 you're wrapped, he wraps around you like and you're sitting in 524 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,720 the sort of thing or your knees in it and it helps you and 525 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,000 you're up like this. And I looked across and I could 526 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,600 see into the I could see into the gym crash. 527 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:35,080 And there was a child attached to one of those bouncer things. 528 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,480 Yeah. Attached to a doorframe. 529 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,680 The two of us are essentially in the same get up. 530 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,400 Yeah. And he's just laughing at me. 531 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,000 God, you know, it was my choice. Yeah. 532 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,360 Just like that. So the fact. 533 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,000 That the man put you in it as well. 534 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,120 Yeah. It's like, help you in. 535 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,280 Yeah, yeah. Because you don't. 536 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,200 That's vulnerable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 537 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,040 But it's kind of it's nice to not be able to do something and 538 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,200 then eventually be able to do something. 539 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,240 Chin up, chin UPS, you lose. So fast, Oh my God. 540 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,200 Yeah, like you get into the rhythm of it, you bang them out, 541 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,800 you stop for a month, Yeah, you've got to go from square 1 542 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,200 again. Oh, you're tired or like that? 543 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,880 I'd like to learn how to do a muscle up. 544 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,720 A muscle up me and Tony during. Was it during COVID? 545 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:16,360 No, just before we just went to the gym to do muscles like that 546 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,800 was our sole focus was to just do muscle. 547 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,120 And does your wrist allow each? Weirdly, it'll that's what 548 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,040 allows me to do it helps the rest. 549 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,040 Like something happened. It's like a superpower. 550 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,520 I need to, I need to fuck. I need a. 551 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,880 Shite superpower. I fall off a bike every day 552 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,920 trying. To do this. 553 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,160 What a terrible Avengers Assemble. 554 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,320 Just, you know, the way everybody goes to go with the 555 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,360 bow and arrows. Muck. 556 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,720 Yeah, I'd like to point of order. 557 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,600 I'd like to join please. Desiccated resma. 558 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,720 No, it doesn't look good. How can you do? 559 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,360 Did you get to muscle UPS? Yeah, we got we, we, we're not 560 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,040 going to muscle UPS yet. Really. 561 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,880 Yeah. How many could you do? 562 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,760 I'm just very impressed by that too. 563 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,240 Yeah, and a one on pull up was a big focus. 564 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,560 For a while now. Is that what? 565 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,600 Is that OK? Is that a war? 566 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,000 Leave it. You'll do that, but you won't 567 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,680 wank it to see. So are you talking about 568 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:10,920 holding? Hold on to your wrist. 569 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:15,520 Holding on to your wrist, yeah. See guys that do callisthenics, 570 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,400 I think that's so impressive. Yeah, I'd like to do more of 571 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,600 that that, but it's hard to not chase that. 572 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,960 Go on down to what you know you want to go down the weight on 573 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,480 the machine because it's like, it's like a victory lap. 574 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the actual stuff you should. 575 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,720 That's ego, isn't it? Yeah, Yeah, I think so. 576 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:34,720 I knew a guy who was, who was about 100 kilos and he was, he 577 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,280 was an Olympic weight lifter and he was just in ribbons though. 578 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,040 And he was only, yeah, in late 20s and he was absolutely in 579 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,280 ribbons. And then he lost. 580 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,400 I think he does Iron Man's now and he's probably, he's probably 581 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,280 low. He might be 83 or 84 kilos, but 582 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,000 he can move now and he is functional. 583 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,480 Yes. And you know, so he's like now I 584 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,000 can pick up my kids and whereas he, you know, so before he 585 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,880 could, I don't know, trolls child over a course of a mile, 586 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,520 but like that's no use to you. I also frowned upon. 587 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,200 My my cracking woke my son up. I was trying to like my 2 year 588 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,000 old putting him to bed recently and sneak out of his room. 589 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:10,120 Yeah and when I got up my knee cracked so badly it startled 590 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:13,240 him. So now I have to like WD40 on my 591 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,320 joints. I don't know if I've mentioned 592 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,920 this on the when we did the Zoom podcast, but everyone forgets 593 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,880 everything that happened on those imports. 594 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,320 The first time I ever laid eyes on the Delamere. 595 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,240 OK, do you remember this story? You when you lived in my hedge, 596 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,120 when you were homeless for a period, when you went straight 597 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:35,000 from parking a loading bed to heroin and I helped you out. 598 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,400 I was at the back gate of black stuff, BBC black stuff. 599 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:44,040 I'd say this was a two seasons in the blame game time maybe 600 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,520 kind of when this would have been and we were filming a 601 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:53,360 schedule for BBC and I and I heard a car yeah and I was 602 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,160 trying to like argue. I was like, no, where I'm in the 603 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,880 show, we're filming today. Yeah, security guy wasn't having 604 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,720 we. Still have that, yeah. 605 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,080 Then he just sees, he just sees a car. 606 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,080 I hear the car. He just hits a button. 607 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,200 Go on and get like a made man's coming. 608 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,800 You had a an Audi TT? Yeah. 609 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,120 And you drove it in. Yeah. 610 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,440 And I just went wow. Did that replace the Volkswagen? 611 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,880 It wasn't as good as the polo but I but I just remember being 612 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,760 like class. The first time I ever went to 613 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,920 BBC Northern Ireland, I had, I had been going to RTA. 614 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,200 Now, the security approach is different in RTA, which is an 615 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,520 open campus, and not in Belfast. Yeah. 616 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,160 So you would just drive up on a fellow wave at you. 617 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,400 The first time I drove to BBC Belfast, you know, there's a big 618 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,520 security guest. Oh, yeah. 619 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,800 And a lot of fellas in security a lot of the time have probably 620 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,360 been in the military previously. You know, that's way to put it. 621 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,720 That's I would like to put. This the unofficial military. 622 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,720 I didn't say anything about a Fisher or not. 623 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,080 I mean, sometimes they had their own uniform, sometimes they had 624 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,440 berets and sunglasses. I love those berries. 625 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,560 And sexy. Well, I always think those like 626 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,400 this, those distant marches, look French to hear. 627 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,480 I always think they look French to hear. 628 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,160 And then Irish from there. Yeah. 629 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,720 Not the Berry. Like, you can clearly tell, 630 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,720 like, one guy was desperate to get them all into it. 631 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,880 Yeah. He's like, no, this is 632 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,040 tradition, you know? And then once a couple of the 633 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,200 boys did it, he's like, thank God. 634 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:13,520 Yeah. Yeah. 635 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,240 I think he just picked up a box of something from a surplus 636 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:16,800 stuff. Yeah. 637 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,080 And he decided this is our look. Yeah, his berries aren't like 638 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,640 hard, you know what I mean? Like it's not as tough. 639 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,600 Look, you have to. Look, that's what makes you 640 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,680 tough. Yeah, you went. 641 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,640 That's a man in a beret. Yeah, you could kill you. 642 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,200 You have to look very tough. Yeah, my very good friend of 643 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:36,080 mine and his cousin was in the French Foreign Legion, so he was 644 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,040 hard as nails. And he, they got into a fight 645 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,320 once, was he? Irish. 646 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:46,840 He was Irish yet and do you know those lads who are so confident 647 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,320 that in a in a fight that if it's going to kick off that 648 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,160 they're going to end this, that there's no bravado and they go 649 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,160 quiet? Yeah. 650 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,720 And he said it's the most chilling thing he's ever heard. 651 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,920 Did he maybe like, oh, when you see guys like, take a jacket off 652 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,600 and fold it perfectly, like they're like, yeah, like some 653 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,760 guy. It was worse than that. 654 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,400 So this guy would go, he would automatically go into a room and 655 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,840 he'd look for exit points, he'd look for stuff. 656 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,000 He could use his weapons, right. So a fight happens in this pub, 657 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,960 but my friend is Kieran and his cousin is sitting beside him and 658 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,080 this guy had had a punch, this commanding officer apparently. 659 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,280 But anyway, he so even for the French are legion. 660 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,480 This guy was they think he's a rebel, right. 661 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,360 So a row starts off and he just and a guy starts to square up to 662 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,120 man and all he does is say to my friend Karen. 663 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,800 He goes get off that stool. That's all he says. 664 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,640 That's all he says. And yeah, he'd already thought 665 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,240 he was going to pick up the stool. 666 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,040 Karen says what the maths which he goes, I would have picked up 667 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,560 the stool. I would have broken off that guy 668 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,720 because I think it would break at that point there. 669 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,880 And then I would have the frame would have still left and I 670 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:48,000 would hit that guy with this bit like it was like John Wick 671 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,160 ninja. I would love it if a transparent 672 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,200 he was never in the Legion and. He worked, right? 673 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,760 He executed that. Yeah, the Allen key is fly off 674 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,360 and hit him in the cornea. Pull down the Billy bucket. 675 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,320 We can use those cushions. Well distracted with meatballs. 676 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,840 This will be over 5 minutes. We'll run out that way because 677 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,040 the arrows on the floor, it's that direction he'll. 678 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,720 Never, he says. It's going to take two minutes 679 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,440 to do it. It takes 2. 680 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,680 And a half hours this bitch leftover. 681 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,160 That's an amazing. I assume everyone. 682 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,920 I would hate to find out someone just joined the French Foreign 683 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,160 Legion because they just fancied it. 684 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,960 There has to be like the back story. 685 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,040 You want the sort of criminal. Back because that's the last 686 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,720 resort. You go, you're on the wrong 687 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,280 Yeah, you're the French Foreign Legion. 688 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,920 They will take. You, no matter your background, 689 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,240 that's what you imagine. Because it was the movie than 690 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,520 that found out Legion. Is that what it was called? 691 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,120 John John Club on them? Yeah, about during the French 692 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,600 foreign. Yeah, no, I know I haven't seen 693 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,360 the film. You would love to see the film 694 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,240 or you'd love to be in the French Foreign Legion I. 695 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,920 Would love I think start by seeing the film, something I 696 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,400 would enjoy. Yeah, I don't know if that's how 697 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,520 they train for you, just you just watch films. 698 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,880 But you know that in the. Did you ever see that in the 699 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:04,320 Anthony Anthony Joshua Ruiz is I think it's that documentary. 700 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,280 So they have all these people about talking about the 701 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,440 documentary about the fight coming up to it and then in the 702 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:15,240 middle of the fight, in the middle of it as as Sylvester 703 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,480 Stallone. Yeah, I like, I know, I know you 704 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,840 played a boxer, but you're not a boxer. 705 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,800 I think it was his. Maybe it was his production 706 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,280 company, but. Right, right, right. 707 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,600 Yeah, I know. You mean though? 708 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,600 Like, I mean, if if Torvill and Dean talk about Sarajevo in 709 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,040 1984, whatever. I don't want to say the two lads 710 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,000 and blades of glory. Yeah, yeah. 711 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,040 Oh well when we were pretending to be ice skaters and but I 712 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:46,440 yeah, there does not appeal to, I don't know most fellas just 713 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,200 the idea of the French foreign. I think the idea of being so 714 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:55,000 Hardy that, eh, nearly anything you can handle nearly any sort 715 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,440 of. Because I entered Tom, I felt 716 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,000 which. I believe is the first rule is 717 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,960 not using words like. It's. 718 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,600 Not the first giveaway that you're not tough. 719 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,840 I was gonna have told this in the poll before, but I was gonna 720 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,960 have a fight with my friend Marty whenever I was maybe 11 or 721 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,040 something, OK? I was running a watch, right? 722 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,040 And I'd watch way too much wrestling at the time. 723 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,520 And he was older than me and good at fighting, right? 724 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,360 But as I said, I've been watching a lot of WWE Raw. 725 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:28,240 OK, so as he was walking over to me to fight, I laughed, took the 726 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,160 watch off. Yeah. 727 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,120 Put it in my pocket. And then he beat the fuck. 728 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,680 And I was like, the one I was taking the watch off. 729 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,040 I was like, this guy's an idiot, you know? 730 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:44,840 But he I bet a lot of my fight planning in my head, like your 731 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,040 friend being like, get off the stool. 732 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,080 Yeah, was based on him coming at me in a very, you know, with a 733 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,240 clothesline. Yeah, yeah. 734 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,960 I would then Doc bounce off something. 735 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,280 Yeah, come back with a flying elbow. 736 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,520 But he just pages punched me and then that was kind of it. 737 00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:00,960 You know, when you're a kid is, is anybody who's ever been in 738 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,840 fights? Yeah. 739 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,320 So if you're if you're not a kid wins a fight. 740 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,920 So, so I remember got picking around second primary school 741 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,840 like, and the guy was a boxer. So even if you hit him, he's 742 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,600 been hit. Yeah, where you get hit when 743 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,280 you're 11, you go. Yeah, yeah. 744 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,960 Why is he not stopping like my brother does? 745 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, You know, eh. But so it's just a surprise of 746 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,080 us, I. Think I'm like when everyone was 747 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,639 watching wrestling first year in school eh? 748 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,400 Secondary school we are. Looking for ropes to jump off? 749 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,840 We're not. Quite much me and this guy. 750 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,000 You know what? I challenge him to and I quit 751 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,880 much and everyone in the class watched it. 752 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,840 What's that? You just the first one to say I 753 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,600 quit losers. So I'm A Celebrity. 754 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,320 Get Me Out of here. Yeah. 755 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,320 Pretty much I'm back with her. But put your, put your. 756 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,360 He he got me in like a chokehold 4 seconds and I was like, I 757 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,520 quit. I shouldn't have called this 758 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,960 much. I saw I regretted it so much. 759 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,800 Writing an apology I. Just had like in my head I had 760 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,080 some sort of leg lock on him and he screams it, you know? 761 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,800 I quit, you know And then I walk away. 762 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,200 All cool but there is always ends with me getting beat up so 763 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,040 I stop calling people out. Fairness, I mean, yeah. 764 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,160 I learned. I learned you. 765 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,360 Want. Yeah, that's the good thing. 766 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,000 Yeah. You've learned your lesson. 767 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,120 And you, you no longer pick rows. 768 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,840 No, no, no. I no longer have a big gimmick 769 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,040 to the match, you know? Yeah, I'm like some guy like 770 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,480 once fight me in a night out. I'm like only if it's tables, 771 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,160 ladders and chairs, you know, And then I just lose. 772 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,040 Before we start to record down was talking about a clip you'd 773 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,080 put out of North Tito visa Tito and I said save it for the Paul. 774 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,120 Oh yeah. So is this from stand up or no? 775 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,960 No, I did. I did Tim Mcgarry's show and he 776 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,880 was talking about his podcast and eh and somebody just talked 777 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,720 about, somebody just talked about North North S Theatre and 778 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,720 he said, I said that was better and he said not was better and 779 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,600 that was it and that was it. And. 780 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,720 It's kicking off. And it's it's kicking off 781 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,000 because it's nice. That we get long for it to get 782 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,600 political. Eh, it's it hasn't gotten, it 783 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,560 hasn't gotten political yet, which is usually the thing. 784 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,920 I remember talking about a show on the blame, an article on the 785 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,200 blame game. It was one of the great 786 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:06,160 pleasures of reading any story about anything in the Belfast 787 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,640 Telegraph was within three comments. 788 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,800 We've become sectarian. Yeah, it would like it would be 789 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,880 3. Degrees of sectarian. 790 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,800 Dublin Zoo. Yeah, it's Kevin Bacon. 791 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,480 Catholic. Protestant. 792 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,600 We know he's not Jewish or Muslim. 793 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,520 His name's Kevin. Bacon and he's one of the pigs. 794 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:30,320 He, he was, he was, he was in. I'd lost his thought, though. 795 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,440 Oh, it was an article of Penguins or something. 796 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,800 I remember you. Just like Christ it was. 797 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,400 I was like, don't start me in those phenions. 798 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,080 And then it was like, they're not, they're clearly 799 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:45,480 Protestants. They had that March, it was 800 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,520 called March of the Penguins and they just kicked off and you're 801 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,440 like Jesus Christ. And the thing, the last thing 802 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,480 I've done that's gone crazy online probably was I was 803 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,720 talking about saying nothing. Have you seen say nothing, say 804 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,120 nothing is is the I was joking. Oh. 805 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,640 No, no replying. Not a good, but then I 806 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,040 remembered it's an audio based podcast, so it probably the 807 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,120 daily good. Yeah, still. 808 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,640 Good. I'd like to apologise for 809 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,640 getting so caught up in my own story. 810 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,840 I love that. I love that. 811 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,120 No, but, but I'm going to start every say weekend, I'm going to 812 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:18,720 start. It's on. 813 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,520 It's on Disney. And so at the end end of every 814 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,720 episode is a disclaimer about Jerry Adams and says Jerry 815 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,360 Adams, like Jerry Adams regulate, but a central Bank of 816 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,520 Ireland. No, it has it has Jerry Adams 817 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800 says he was never remember the IRA and all the rest, you know, 818 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,040 and and the producers out of the end. 819 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,920 It does say that at the end of every every episode. 820 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,760 Directed show. But apparently, like the 821 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,560 producers, they might as well go, we can catch it. 822 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,720 But anyway, it says that. And because for legal reasons, 823 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:50,800 Jerry Adams denies ever been a member of the IRA and I've ever 824 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,640 taken part of any sin italics IRA operations. 825 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,200 But no, because it's on a streamer. 826 00:37:55,200 --> 00:38:00,960 Then of course, the next episode starts in 1097 and you go, they 827 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,520 put his name very close to a timer and a countdown and it 828 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,600 looks delivered. I'm sorry, but it looks 829 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,160 deliberate put. So that kind of kicked off a 830 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:13,960 little bit and then I put my, I put my video up of the chase. 831 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,800 I did the chase. Yeah, I want to talk about that. 832 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,320 Yeah, yeah. Did Celebrity Chase and it 833 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,320 sometimes you do the shows and you're you're 5050 guesses kind 834 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,560 of don't go well. And you you look like, oh God, I 835 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,640 didn't do well enough. And then sometimes you do them 836 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:31,720 and you're 5050 chances go well and it went really well. 837 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,840 So you'd look. You look. 838 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,880 At Hot Streak. You look better than you might 839 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,320 not necessarily normally look. It's really important that and 840 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,840 any of those was like Mastermind or eh or the chaser on like that 841 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,800 is you get your first couple of questions and then you calm 842 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,160 down. Whereas otherwise your 843 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,120 adrenaline spikes and none of you've ever had this. 844 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,160 I'm sure you've had a journey gig if it really kicks off, if 845 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,240 your adrenaline spikes cut here. Yeah, yeah. 846 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,760 They've actually proven this and things. 847 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,120 So. So say you missed your first two 848 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,280 questions in Mastermind or whatever, then all you hear is 849 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:05,360 you don't hear eh, Shane Todd is a well known eh comedian from 850 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,640 which town in all or whatever. Yeah, well done one eh? 851 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,280 And if you have gotten 3 questions before that wrong, all 852 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:18,640 you hear is for yes, count you down and you're like and you 853 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,760 almost have the guest there. Right, right, right. 854 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,640 I mean, yeah, yeah. So put the the the count. 855 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,280 The chase went really well. You know, do. 856 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,160 You are the nerves. Similar for stand up. 857 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,160 Something like that. Like, no, I think because stand 858 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,040 up. I mean, you can even joke about 859 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,040 and there's quite There's enough time. 860 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,160 If it goes wrong, it's not up. You can joke about it, there's 861 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,000 enough time. The Chaser really enjoyed. 862 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,080 And who was who was the chaser? Chaser was Dara Ennis, OK, so he 863 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,360 was Irish and because you want to show, So it was me and Jamie 864 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,960 Borthwick from EastEnders, Helen Lederer from Blackadder, eh? 865 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,720 Jasmine Harmon from Place in the Sun and then me and you're not 866 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:57,440 as well known, eh and all in the UK. 867 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,680 So Dara Ennis comes out and it was great because he had seen me 868 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,400 and he kind of put all in contacts and he was really, 869 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,480 really sweet. Umm, So I kind of got lucky 870 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,160 there with the chaser. If I had been Paul Sinner, that 871 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,640 would have been good as well, because obviously you know him 872 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,560 from stand up and stuff. What's? 873 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,600 Your what was your first question? 874 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,160 Do you remember? The first, any first question, 875 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,880 the cash builder or can I tell you a little secret about the 876 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,800 cash builder, please? This is true and so cash builder 877 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,760 got 9 out of 10 right. The 10th question was something 878 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,840 like Taylor. It was Taylor wimpy Bill bill 879 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,840 swat or sell swat in the UK and I went I don't know a pass and 880 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,720 it's it's houses. But if you don't live in 881 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,320 England. Genuine. 882 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,760 I was going to say burgers. I mean, it would have been a 883 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,480 guess that was the first. It's better than pass. 884 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,000 Yeah. Well, wimpy, that's what I mean. 885 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,120 Yeah, Yeah. So. 886 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,480 But if you don't live in the UK and you haven't seen them 887 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,120 around, actually my pass. And then so he says to me, don't 888 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,000 put this. That was a clip. 889 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:52,640 It needs context. And he says to me, don't nod. 890 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,840 So probably watch cause did it, did it? 891 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,560 Did it not build houses in Ireland? 892 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:03,320 And I went, I went, I said, no, we all live underground. 893 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:11,360 We fear British invasion. Right then I thought, no, what 894 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:17,960 he said was, do they not built houses in Ireland? 895 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:25,640 And I got all, I had the wolf stones in my head gone and I got 896 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,680 all chippy. And I know that's not what he 897 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,800 meant at all. He's really lovely, really nice. 898 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:35,560 And then for time and probably reputation, it didn't go out. 899 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,040 But it's funny because in the moment. 900 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,720 Yeah, yeah. That's good. 901 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,560 It's all about intonation. Give me a quick give me a 902 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,040 question if you remember. I'll give you a question. 903 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,240 Can I tell you, once I had seen an episode of the 20th Fact 904 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,960 Check me on this. I had seen an episode of The 905 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:55,080 Chase, Yeah, on ITV or whatever. And then we were at our friend 906 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,200 Stevie's house about to go on a night out, and of course the 907 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,360 boys were watching The Chase. Yeah, but it was on like UKTV or 908 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,760 something. Yeah, it was the same episode. 909 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,120 And I sat there like real month and just got every single one 910 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,200 right. And the boys were like, he 911 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,040 actually, he's wrong with him. Yeah, he's a genius. 912 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,000 And what sport can you score a daddy? 913 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:21,960 100 crickets. Yeah, I don't think, I think see 914 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,320 all games see like Trivial Pursuit on a plane. 915 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,440 Yeah, good at that. Yeah. 916 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,440 But the idea that it's like live audience and stuff. 917 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,200 Yeah. I think I would panic and get 918 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,400 things wrong. Yeah. 919 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,080 And you know. I think it's funny because if 920 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,160 you do well and the people have texted me, tweeted me and said, 921 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,920 oh, you could, oh, you should be a chaser. 922 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,120 Oh, they're going to give you a job next. 923 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,720 The level that they're off. We're doing it all the time. 924 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,520 Do they and they train, do they practise? 925 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,680 That's what I was going to. Salutely. 926 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,120 So is it just? Course, it looks like the 927 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,760 disdain, the disdain that you have do. 928 00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,320 You know what I would for? Education read like you didn't 929 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,280 even like. If you had said did they just 930 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,560 learn facts or read lists I would have accepted that. 931 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:10,160 But did they just read books? Ah, like drummer losers was a 932 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,800 Paul Paul to like anyone who looks smart and had glasses, 933 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,840 he'd be like, kill them. Yeah, I'd be like, I'd be like 934 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,320 Cambodia. Yeah, like whenever, like 935 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,520 whenever dictators come in, they're like, burn all the 936 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,760 books. Yeah, that'd be me. 937 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,920 Yeah, don't want ideas. I don't want any ideas I think. 938 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,000 Burn the scrolls. I think they do. 939 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,640 I think it's, it's foot. I think now that will be boring 940 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,440 unless you're into it. But I think that like there are 941 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,480 certain questions that there's, there's, there's themes in those 942 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,600 questions if you look at them enough. 943 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,920 Like if you were, if somebody said you have to be a chaser in 944 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,440 six months, you'd learn every single capital city of every 945 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,720 single country in the world. You'd learn who won the Oscars 946 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:47,440 from, say, the 1960s onwards. Baku. 947 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,440 Yep. You're welcome. 948 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,840 That's this whole pod I've been about that. 949 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,880 I know that's not a mainstream. One, this whole part has been a 950 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:05,640 setup for one joke. Senegal. 951 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:13,280 Senegal, Oh, Senegal. West Africa. 952 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,560 Senegal. Do. 953 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,160 You know. Yep, just from football. 954 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,720 Oh God I should know this. Give me the 1st letter. 955 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,800 D Don't give me the 1st letter in the chest. 956 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,680 Dhaka, Dhaka. Paris. 957 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,400 Tucker rally of course goes there. 958 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,680 Yeah, I should have gotten that. Yeah, well, you got an end. 959 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,560 Yeah, but they give me a yeah. See, I can't do that. 960 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,480 See, if I don't know the answer straight away, yeah, I'll never 961 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,920 be able to. Dig What if I did all the 962 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,760 letters of us? Yeah, I might know that, but you 963 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,640 dug for that. You. 964 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,360 Went over the back catalogue one, gives another one. 965 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,080 Go. I don't have a backup. 966 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,760 You want to do a capital city? Yeah, go on. 967 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,040 Estonia. Talent, yeah. 968 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,440 Brazil. Brazil, yeah. 969 00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,240 Yeah, people always Australia, Canberra, yeah, they're two, 970 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,720 they're two. You can get people like pretty 971 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:02,640 quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 972 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,840 Is he Sydney and. Sao Paulo, Yeah. 973 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:13,520 And then you never speak. San Marino Vegos is it? 974 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,320 I don't know. The answer that sounds I got is 975 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,400 right. Is that right? 976 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,760 It's just. The city of San Marino. 977 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,240 Oh yeah. Where is Vadu's then? 978 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,920 I thought One of the smaller ones, yeah. 979 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,760 I love man. Douglas Yeah. 980 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,240 Where is Vadu's VADUZ? I'm trying to remember where it 981 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,160 is. It's one of those small. 982 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,160 I could be at Lafayette, no. And the Latvia is Riga. 983 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,520 Yeah, lectures, times, That's it. 984 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,880 Yeah, I like those weird places. Yeah. 985 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,120 Those just be silly places. No, I know what you like. 986 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,880 I mean, the pods clearly doing well. 987 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,120 It's you've done Isle of Man and lecture Stein. 988 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,360 Yeah, it's tax. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 989 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,520 It's an absolute tax shelter. Look sure to the Cayman Islands 990 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,800 loves. Yeah, yeah. 991 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,080 Totally unrelated. Give the same man same account 992 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,960 as Jimmy Carter. Cars of my childhood, 993 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:10,400 Volkswagen, Polo and Jimmy, yeah, I do think you could learn 994 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,240 those lists. I did. 995 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,800 And I think that they, oddly enough, really love that sort of 996 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,640 stuff, you know? Yeah. 997 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,760 And they love learning. And Paul loves learning about 998 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,160 connections and stuff like this. And. 999 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,200 And Dara is just Dara's just a really bright mouth. 1000 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,440 Dara's. It was only just gave up a job 1001 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,520 recently was a neuroscientist studying studying fruit flies. 1002 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,040 And the reason he studied fruit flies is the genetics of fruit 1003 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,120 flies is you basically you can have your, your, your granddad 1004 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,880 can have a rake of grandchildren within like two or three months 1005 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,160 or something like this. You know, I mean, so very short 1006 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,720 reproduction cycle. So they can study all the 1007 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,680 genetics really quickly. Right, right. 1008 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,200 But are you ever like, are you ever learning new stuff about 1009 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,680 that? I've never heard a man 1010 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,280 dismissing point. Right, right, right, right, 1011 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,760 right, right. Moving on. 1012 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,320 Boring. No idea. 1013 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,280 Yeah. Hey, worst gig ever. 1014 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,720 Apart from this one. You mean live gig? 1015 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:13,440 No dues. This whole podcast is going to 1016 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:18,080 be the word Contra Tom, which I'm proud and ashamed of and 1017 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,800 produce. And are they learning new 1018 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,360 things? I don't know. 1019 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,400 I suppose like I do like. Is there no losses of stuff we 1020 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,480 should leave? What? 1021 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,360 Is there not a load of stuff like? 1022 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,600 That is irrelevant. Yeah, No, I understand. 1023 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,600 I think, I think the Greek God of XY and Z is irrelevant 1024 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,400 largely. But it's good in the quiz. 1025 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,800 But like, I much prefer to be able to hack into the northern 1026 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,920 bank and. I'd like to even animals and 1027 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,240 stuff like. Yeah, there's. 1028 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,320 Probably people still studying cars. 1029 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:50,160 For what? I mean, I would find that 1030 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,320 argument more persuasive had you not really been a proponent for 1031 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,240 meat strength earlier on in the show. 1032 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was. 1033 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,200 I mean, if you picked aardvarks or something like that. 1034 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,200 Yeah, yeah. I mean, fuck those bastards. 1035 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they're. 1036 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,280 Oh, you think you're great with your own? 1037 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,720 With the front to the fucking dictionary? 1038 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,120 There's a time and place for learning. 1039 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,920 Yeah, it ends. It ends at university, right? 1040 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,200 And even even university on my council. 1041 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:19,360 What did you do in university? Did you you didn't know? 1042 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,200 No. What did you do when you left 1043 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,560 school? Chilled. 1044 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,000 Chilled. Yeah, Muscle OPS. 1045 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,240 What age were you when you left school? 1046 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,240 16. OK, sixteen. 1047 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,000 Yeah, OK. That's. 1048 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,800 Quite and then I went to college and loved it. 1049 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,520 OK, I did. Media moving image. 1050 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:41,680 Media moving image. I can see where you like films. 1051 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,840 OK, OK. Yeah, this is looking video. 1052 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,800 And we're moving setting up. Setting up tax shelters, Yeah. 1053 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,520 Where did you do? Where did you do? 1054 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,240 Belfast Metropolitan College. OK. 1055 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,840 I mean years was the course two. OK. 1056 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,440 Love you. 2 years for everybody. Yeah, Yeah, OK. 1057 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,520 No, they didn't. Two months. 1058 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,360 I'm just, I kind of assumed it might have been a year. 1059 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,680 I loved college. Did you? 1060 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,160 Love the course where you were in two years. 1061 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,200 You're in the centre town watching films. 1062 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,720 Wearing your own clothes. Watch not that. 1063 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:17,760 What do you think university is that you turned up ago? 1064 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,920 Well, you've got enough points in your leaving centre area 1065 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,080 levels. Here's some other person's 1066 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,800 clothes that you have to wear. If I hadn't known you could wear 1067 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,320 your own clothes that you need to try it hard. 1068 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,160 The other man over there in the corner, he'll make you put on a 1069 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,000 Berry. That's a different course. 1070 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,760 Ignore the sunglasses and the bear. 1071 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,640 Yeah, yeah. And you've. 1072 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,360 But that's kind of isn't that a good thing to have done then and 1073 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,520 gone into what you do now Because like I did, I was a 1074 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,600 software engineer and the only reason I did that is because my 1075 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,400 brother had done it right. So you do. 1076 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,840 You're leaving, Sir. You get points for your grades 1077 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:55,000 and you can I'm explaining for our international audience. 1078 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,920 I'm sure you have listeners all over the world and San Marino, 1079 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,960 for example, Douglas, the other man. 1080 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:06,280 And show it to my content. They don't listen to this 1081 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,280 because there's no way Shane Todd is your written name when 1082 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,520 you're dealing with those. It's Mickey Bartlett. 1083 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,840 So you get enough points and then you kind of go to a college 1084 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,920 course. And I just, I just did. 1085 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,520 I literally did it because I knew I would get job. 1086 00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:23,000 Yeah, my brother had already done it. 1087 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,400 Yeah. It was a placeholder, you know. 1088 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,480 Yeah. So like yours was a placeholder 1089 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,840 result. Yeah, before you find this. 1090 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,080 But we're I'm weirdly Michael there was in my class. 1091 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,600 Really. Yeah. 1092 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,520 Wow. Because you know. 1093 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:37,440 What you what did you do when you left college then, eh? 1094 00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,440 Didn't stand up part time like as a hobby and work in call 1095 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,640 centre. OK. 1096 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,680 What did you do when you left at the work and finance? 1097 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,600 Work in finance, yeah, but finance could be absolutely 1098 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,680 anything. It could be setting up, eh? 1099 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,560 Like numbered accounts for the assassination. 1100 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:57,240 Money for men, if you know what I mean, around the estate. 1101 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,720 OK, right. That makes sense it. 1102 00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,920 Could be that or it could be counter #4 please, it could be 1103 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,200 absolutely anything. So you're lending out communion 1104 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,720 money to, you know, loan shark like retail finance and 1105 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,800 recoveries and collections and that kind of stuff. 1106 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:15,720 Re recoveries and collections, now we have to find out where 1107 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,560 he's from because recoveries and collections could be a phone 1108 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,680 call or turning up like Ray Donovan and getting a baseball 1109 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,360 bat, the boot of a car. You've got to be careful when 1110 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,200 you do that, what the car is. I think you can't if you're if 1111 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,840 you're collecting debts, yeah. You're taking a bat out of the 1112 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,680 back of a car. You can't take it out of a 1113 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,280 jinkle genital, No. Can you? 1114 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,600 Well, I think bat is bigger than or it's a big that. 1115 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,120 Even harder. Yeah, yeah, I don't need this 1116 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,000 guy doesn't need the big 4 by 4. Yeah. 1117 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,920 You know, I think the ultimate flex would be if you turned up 1118 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,200 in a chinkle gento, open the boat, took a bat out of the 1119 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,640 boot, put the bat in the ground and batter somebody with the 1120 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,800 chinkle gento. Yeah, you. 1121 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,200 Just lift up the chinkle. Just. 1122 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,680 Hit somewhere. Smart car. 1123 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:57,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Umm, you're doing eh, SSE again, 1124 00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,680 Because when we talked loud, we did the Zoom podcast. 1125 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,520 You were going to do the SEC Yeah. 1126 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,280 And you've done how many Times Now? 1127 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,560 Eh, I think three years of time times. 1128 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,280 Yes, can I say my in laws Yeah, the show they the stand up show 1129 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,720 they go see every year is Neil Elmer and oh wow. 1130 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,560 And then the next priority is. Me. 1131 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,920 Yeah, My show. They'll see you forever though, 1132 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,200 and they know you're good, so it's fine. 1133 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,960 That's a lovely way to look at. Yeah, they they want. 1134 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,120 And they say it like this, but they my. 1135 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,400 Family does them. They love, they love going to 1136 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,360 your Belfast shows and UMM and SSC is great. 1137 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,560 It is great. It's surprisingly great. 1138 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,320 Yeah, yeah. From what it is because it's 1139 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,320 obviously its primary purposes in ice hockey stadium. 1140 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:39,160 But the first time I was in it before, before I think I did it, 1141 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,240 I was just looking at going. The sound is better than I 1142 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,480 expected and the lights are better because of the because of 1143 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,520 how healthy the scene is here and because all of you boys have 1144 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,600 done and what I was. Going to say, there's so much 1145 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,160 comedy in it now. There's probably a lot of these 1146 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,520 arenas and very rarely have stand up, yeah. 1147 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,480 But these they have started every month now. 1148 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,440 Although a woman came to a gig the other day I was doing and 1149 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,280 eh, she's from West Belfast, was in Yuri and I said why are you 1150 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,200 here Because, well, I just go to the SSC. 1151 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,160 She goes, it's freezing when it's an ice hockey arena. 1152 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,760 I mean, there's it can't be a massive surprise. 1153 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,120 But yeah, it was. Yeah. 1154 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,040 Can't do much about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1155 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,720 But yeah, it's great. And it's it's the size that is 1156 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:16,920 it's that perfect size of because I like talking the front 1157 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,720 row bit messing around and they don't really feel excluded in 1158 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:24,600 that, you know? Yeah, eh, whereas I think 1159 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,920 there's a size beyond that where like Dara Dara brain remember he 1160 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,160 was doing a run of, I don't know, he's doing 25 or 30 Victor 1161 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,000 streets once. And so why would you not just do 1162 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:36,840 three as he or three three arenas and he was. 1163 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,600 So no in the way you say 3 twice there. 1164 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,680 I know, yeah. You'd I knew going into you 1165 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,320 didn't want to say that. No, I didn't want to say I 1166 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,080 should have said the point. Point depot. 1167 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,360 Yeah, yeah, I think that would have annoyed some people, but. 1168 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,680 And he went for what I do, messing around people. 1169 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,040 Yeah, it's too far, you know? Yeah. 1170 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,240 I like to mix it up. I think sometimes you do the big 1171 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,200 show, sometimes you do like a run of the smaller shows. 1172 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,520 Yeah. And you keep mixing it up. 1173 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,080 Yeah, I think that's a way to do. 1174 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,120 And actually you're doing Millennium Forum and Derry do. 1175 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,280 We'll put the link to all the shows in the description of 1176 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,880 this. Millennium Forum. 1177 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:10,880 Greg is phenomenal because it's like the way that's set up. 1178 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,480 There's a lot of rooms like that that are maybe 2003 thousand 1179 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,640 sort of thing. This is like a miniature version 1180 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,200 of those. You've got like 1000 people in 1181 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:19,680 there. Yeah. 1182 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,560 And it's so they're so close. It's so intimate. 1183 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,280 It feels like, And I think Vicar St, maybe it has this too. 1184 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,800 Yeah. It feels like there's a quarter 1185 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,160 of the amount of people that they really are. 1186 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,600 Yeah, the distance between you and the furthest person away, 1187 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,400 yeah, is not massive. Yeah. 1188 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,720 And that's that's a huge thing. And dairy is a lot. 1189 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:40,560 Lot of comedians find dairy like all in that they go well. 1190 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,400 I'm selling group in Belfast, Yeah, but when I go to Derry 1191 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,080 it's it's nowhere near the same. Yeah. 1192 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:49,320 When you keep going to Derry, I think, and showing love to the 1193 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,720 city, yeah, they love that back in return. 1194 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,600 Yeah. So once you like, if you're 1195 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,720 playing the Forum regularly and doing their as part of your 1196 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,560 tour, I think it's always a great sign. 1197 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,280 Yeah, I mean, it's a smaller city and and I'm from a small 1198 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,920 place, much smaller than Derry. And there's an element of you 1199 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,280 were delighted that someone would come and see you because 1200 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,600 they don't necessarily have to see you. 1201 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,920 Definitely, particularly if they're huge act. 1202 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,400 So and Derry, very audience is brilliant as well. 1203 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:14,400 They're great. Absolutely. 1204 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,400 I find the audience is North of Border, generally speaking. 1205 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:20,840 And because comedians tent because one of the great 1206 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,760 questions they always get asked is, is there a difference? 1207 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,520 And there's not a massive difference. 1208 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,880 I think we've we find a lot of the same surreal stuff very 1209 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,080 funny. What I do like about North of 1210 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,360 Border is that because for various obvious reasons, there's 1211 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,280 a slight darkness of the sense of humour here. 1212 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,400 Yeah, of course comedians love that because we tend to have to 1213 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,400 accent she's humour because we've seen everything are heard 1214 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,160 heard jokes about everything I suppose so there's an element of 1215 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,120 that in Belfast and area and all around that is a little bit more 1216 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:50,720 like the comedian central overthink. 1217 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,240 Yeah, you know what I mean? But I. 1218 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:56,480 Just think it's a great time to be gagging around here and even 1219 00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,040 the shows at a Dublin Cork and stuff. 1220 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,840 Yeah, audiences are just like, I'm not just sound not like 1221 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,840 audiences are brilliant. I think there was a time where. 1222 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,240 You know what it is now. Exactly exactly. 1223 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:11,800 And they know how to have the best night and and just sit and 1224 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,800 enjoy the show. We also tend to think that 1225 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,480 everybody is familiar with stand up. 1226 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,960 Yeah, somebody who likes stand up might go to a gig a year. 1227 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,280 Yeah, maybe. Yeah. 1228 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,880 So like, why would you expect somebody who's brand new, who 1229 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,520 might know you from TikTok or might know you from this, might 1230 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,000 know you from something else? Yeah. 1231 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,920 You can't expect them to know what it is necessarily. 1232 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,800 So we're a bit wrapped up in it's like when you do the Edmund 1233 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,560 Fringe, no one else cares. Yeah. 1234 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,440 Yeah. No one gives a shit that you're 1235 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,600 having a mental breakdown in Scotland in August. 1236 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,040 Yeah. I mean, no one cares. 1237 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,560 So sometimes you have to kind of step back. 1238 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,840 And remember a better stand up you did talking to the Fringe 1239 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,240 about being in Edinburgh. You did it in Edinburgh on one 1240 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,960 of the got the BBC gala type things. 1241 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,080 Oh really? And it was talking about you 1242 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,960 were cycling home from the bar. Oh yeah. 1243 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,680 Police pulled over and you were beside your poster. 1244 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:58,160 Oh yeah, stand up. I mean, it's better when I don't 1245 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,520 when you don't give away the end. 1246 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:07,600 But I mean, if all stand up, I think, I think we should do a 1247 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,800 tour together. Have you seen a waste of my time 1248 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,360 doing an hour and a quarter? You should come on and just 1249 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,920 synopsize all the jokes. And it turned out it was a 1250 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,440 teacher, not a student. Have you seen The 6th Sense, the 1251 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,160 movie about the kid who sees? Yeah, I have. 1252 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,440 Yeah. This is something you want to 1253 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,040 say? I see. 1254 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:25,200 I haven't seen the Titanic now. Is that sad in the end? 1255 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,480 Because it looks like it looks great. 1256 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,920 What angle you're looking at it from? 1257 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,720 Okay, Iceberger. Both. 1258 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,520 Yeah, okay. If you're a fan of big iceberg 1259 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,640 hits like that's a. YouTube couple. 1260 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,880 I mean, I love lettuce, Yeah. And also things that break off 1261 00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:42,960 from a flow. Yeah, that that is true. 1262 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,880 That is, I was I was buckled. Well, it wasn't that I wasn't 1263 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,600 out buckled. I was I was a little bit well on 1264 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,120 I was I was leaving the loft bar in the Gila blue and I cycled 1265 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,720 home and I broke a lice. I broke a couple of lights and 1266 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,360 the the blue lights came on behind me and then of course, 1267 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,640 had to chase me through two or three lights and because I was 1268 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,760 buckle, I was like Jesus, someone's in trouble. 1269 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,120 I was like, whoa, someone's really in trouble and I'm keep 1270 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,200 going. And he pulled in front of me and 1271 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,000 it was a north bridge there and I'll never forget this. 1272 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:16,360 He goes, he says to me, yeah, do you normally do that? 1273 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,640 And I was like, what? And I fiddly diddly, diddly did 1274 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,120 up a bit, Yeah. Because I thought I might get 1275 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,120 away with this if I if I'm not from here. 1276 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,200 Yes. And he said to me, and would you 1277 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,880 would you cycle through a red light at home? 1278 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,000 And I went, no, no, no, no, I've, I've a car at all. 1279 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:35,600 He didn't like that at all. And then he went and he said, I 1280 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,440 could have saved your life tonight because if you've gone 1281 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,160 through the next lights and were hit by a car and you could be 1282 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:44,360 dead, which is a good point. And of course, I said, I said to 1283 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,920 him, and you haven't stopped me. I'd probably be home by now and 1284 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,360 none of this is working out. And then he said, what's your 1285 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,320 name? And I just didn't want to, I 1286 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,000 just didn't want to be on a book somewhere. 1287 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:59,920 And I said John Delahunty or Michael, I don't know. 1288 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,360 All I could think of there was Michael Stone. 1289 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,280 He would have been on the book. So yeah, yeah, yeah. 1290 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,680 I said Mike Ward or something like this. 1291 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,920 And he went, really? And I went, you know, 1292 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,360 absolutely. And he said, you know, you can't 1293 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,280 like, you can't like to a police officer anyway. 1294 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,440 No, it's absolutely Michael Ward. 1295 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,240 He goes because it says Neil Delimer on a poster behind your 1296 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,440 head. And I had stopped in front of my 1297 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,080 own Edinburgh French Festival post. 1298 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,960 And, you know, in the early days there's none. 1299 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,560 You've only got 4 posters. Yeah, for a whole city. 1300 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,000 And I'd stopped in front of mine. 1301 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,080 I'm gonna get like that. So not only you stopped your 1302 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,120 own. He knows where you're going to 1303 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:32,440 be for the next 25 nights. He doesn't even have to get you 1304 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,000 tonight. He can wait. 1305 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,560 You've done 25 nights to know people and then turn up on the 1306 00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,920 final night and do you. And then he just laughed his 1307 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,400 head off because it was so inept. 1308 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I remember doing and 1309 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,360 doing that and I. Remember that stand up, but 1310 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,280 always I remember watching that. That yeah, that big. 1311 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,680 And then it was that I was at the end of it was like, you do 1312 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,240 it, never going. I was embarrassed. 1313 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,600 He was angry. The other people in the rickshaw 1314 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,360 furious and you just build it up and then you hit them. 1315 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,080 But it's not always nice to do a little turn like that, A little 1316 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,960 weird turn at the end I. Like I like, yeah, I like Rick 1317 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:09,400 shows me and Dave Alley took one London go from McDonald's to the 1318 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,040 hotel. Who doesn't like a rickshaw? 1319 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,120 Brilliant. I think that should be your 1320 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,280 epitaph. The driver. 1321 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:23,880 Of I'm not killing you, but just if you have a Bulgaria Sofia. 1322 01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,360 No, I thought epitaph was. Oh, Epitaph was the capital. 1323 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,120 I thought you just naming Wombles I. 1324 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,760 Don't know what epitaph. Epitaph spots written in your 1325 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,120 gravestone. Pretty much, yeah. 1326 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,680 I think if you have an amazing life, I know it just goes 1327 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,640 electric, I think people will go. 1328 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,880 That's a fun. That sounds fun, guy. 1329 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,080 Yeah, a bit of fun. Yeah, that's a bit of fun, I 1330 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,240 think. I think it would just. 1331 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,720 I think people would really want to look up your story. 1332 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,280 Yeah. In years to come, if you were 1333 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:55,880 walking through a misty graveyard. 1334 01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:57,680 Yeah. And it says rather than we lost 1335 01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,600 him too soon, elect pictures. Yeah. 1336 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,640 I think people would go, yeah, there's a story. 1337 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,360 Character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1338 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,320 Umm, Neil, you're the whole What's the Turkle? 1339 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,120 I always call my tour stupid names, so my first, one of the 1340 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,600 ones early doors was The Fresh Prince of Delamere. 1341 01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:15,960 Yeah, which I was very happy with. 1342 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,760 I wonder when you're saying that it triggers this thing where all 1343 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,880 the lights go off. It's OK, It's OK. 1344 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:29,000 We're good. Now which one is? 1345 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:34,040 This is this where we hey, this and this is the part of the 1346 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,920 podcast where we get intimate looks like. 1347 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,440 So I had Fresh Prince Dell Amir last year was called Neil by 1348 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,720 mouse because I was talking and it was me. 1349 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,960 And this one is called Achilles Neil because I always run out 1350 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,680 with silly names, but it's called Achilles Neil. 1351 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:53,800 There will be no Greek mythology units, but it's about the mad 1352 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,880 stuff I've done this year or the interesting stuff, including me 1353 01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,440 and Murphy doing High Road, Low Rd, which is an RT issue. 1354 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:04,160 Yeah, go on, go on and hold this together briefly, Neil. 1355 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,320 Clubbing. What? 1356 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,600 Neil Clubbing. Deal. 1357 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,000 Or we're going through this. Yeah. 1358 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,560 That was on the reject, rejected list, along with sexual 1359 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:19,000 kneeling, which we thought was a step too far at Neil 1360 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:26,480 Desperandom. Yeah, Ian Neil. 1361 01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,480 Yeah, it's harder than the looks. 1362 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,960 I mean, who turns up to a show called Ian Neil? 1363 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:39,800 And also my also my brother is called Ian. 1364 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,760 So it's just, you're just listing my family members. 1365 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,840 That's all it is. We'd look out into an MPSC. 1366 01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,120 There will be one person. It's a guy out there with a 1367 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,600 wonky, wonky wrist and nobody else. 1368 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:52,920 No honest family. They always come and see me. 1369 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,920 They've haunted me down, yeah. So come and see that show. 1370 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,560 And also. Neil Worm. 1371 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:07,480 Neil Worm like meal worm. OK, OK, yeah. 1372 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,560 Neil of approval. Yeah. 1373 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:17,040 Neil Hall, Someone you see Keel hold someone, it's punishment. 1374 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,360 You tied them to the bottom of a boat. 1375 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,560 Oh yeah. He had the idea, yeah. 1376 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,160 Push right off, right off, wanking in the sea. 1377 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,240 The worst punishment? For me, I was about to start, 1378 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:33,320 and then the guy went tied to the bottom of a canoe. 1379 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:37,440 Ashes put me right off. And I also were talking about I 1380 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,440 got to be a zookeeper for a day in Dublin Zoo, which is amazing. 1381 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,520 That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1382 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:47,320 So that part of the show? We'll put all the the link for 1383 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,040 that in the description of this episode. 1384 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,600 You know my in laws will be there. 1385 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,160 Yeah, brilliant. They'll be there. 1386 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,480 Yeah, they're already going. I'm looking for and thanks very 1387 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:55,880 much for coming down. Absolutely. 1388 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,280 I appreciate it. Thanks, it was massive.