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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
this episode of the TV's ME 

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Podcast with my guest Jerry Love
and Dave Elliott. 

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Yeah, D has been really messy 
already, jumping in. 

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You have been, dear. 
Messy. 

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Dear is the best messy. 
He's a messy yeah. 

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He's a very like Real Housewives
of Bangor coded. 

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Do you know what I mean? 
You know what? 

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Sometimes it's. 
Very. 

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You're Chuck for that there's 
certain. 

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Things you. 
Don't understand it, but you're.

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Yeah, I love it. 
But what I also like is I think 

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when certain, like for example, 
you put certain ingredients in a

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pot, you get delicious food. 
Yes. 

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You get a couple of ingredients 
around the table, you get a good

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time. 
And what are we in the in the 

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pot? 
Oh. 

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I think when US three are 
together, we have a good time, 

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yeah. 
That's always a. 

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Good time. 
Kind of. 

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Thing. 
But are we like more see like 

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what? 
Who's the you? 

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Know where dessert? 
We make a wee sexy tiramisu. 

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Are we? 
Tart, yes, you eat tart, you eat

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bit of bisque off. 
You're a bit of coffee and I'm a

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bit of cream. 
Oh right, yeah. 

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And then together. 
Delicious. 

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Yeah, that's. 
What I'm saying? 

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And by the way, I got a wee free
term so for my dinner when I was

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out for dinner last weekend. 
Oh, where? 

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Were you at? 
I was in Nova and Belfast. 

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Great spot, absolutely 
delicious. 1st, I don't like 

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that you did that and didn't do 
the kiss. 

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Yeah. 
Because it was, I realised it's 

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Italian and then halfway through
I'm like, I don't know if it 

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fully is Italian. 
I think it is. 

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So I didn't want to commit to 
the kiss, right. 

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So when half Italian I thought 
it might be French. 

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So we going half. 
Italianness in French? 

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Oh, he's half Italian. 
No, but I thought it might be 

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French, you see. 
So I was like, oh, is it 

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Italian? 
Is it French? 

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Won't was good, but what I will 
say very tasty. 

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How did you get a free 
tournament? 

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Suit and then the chef just 
looked was a fan of the podcast 

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looks. 
Really. 

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But what I what I loved about. 
It it's dangerous, though, to 

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get free tournaments. 
But it was it was only it was 

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only got the free tournament 
suit. 

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Everyone else had to pay for the
dessert. 

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Be funnier guys. 
Yeah, it's great. 

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I'm going to say something 
before we start. 

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Yeah, the last time I was with 
Jerry, we were having we were 

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having brunch. 
We were in Manchester. 

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And that's the first time I ever
felt like I was having brunch. 

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I always felt like I was either 
having a late breakfast or an 

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early lunch. 
And I don't like the concept of 

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brunch. 
I don't like the word. 

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Yeah, Can I say that? 
Whenever you were doing that or 

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an early lunch. 
Pardon. 

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If you've had a late breakfast 
or an early lunch. 

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That is a brunch. 
No, but that's what it's called 

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the. 
The. 

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Social part of brunch. 
I don't like to say the word. 

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I don't like brunch. 
I would never say, do you want 

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to go for brunch? 
Where was that? 

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We placed that again. 
Bells, Bells. 

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But that was the first time. 
Me, you and Willie. 

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There I went. 
This is a. 

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Brunch and then we're on a bit 
of shopping after. 

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That's a nice time, yeah. 
I'm a bit jealous I missed that 

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to be. 
Honest, it was good. 

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Dave, can I say something? 
Yeah, can I say something? 

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Yeah, it wasn't for me. 
I you were going like that 

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night, yes, OK, for your 
partner's birthday, yes. 

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And then I said I was like, 
Jerry, I just go say this. 

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I was like, I have no idea what 
your partner like. 

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Looks like in my head, like, and
I need to. 

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I was like, can you show me a 
picture of him? 

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Yeah. 
Can I tell you some? 

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He's landed on his feet. 
You want to see the top? 

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You want to see this fell? 
I'm at this point, I thought 

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when you're going to say there? 
Hello. 

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Hello. 
Wait there. 

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Wait till you see this. 
There, how long need to turn my 

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phone off? 
Keep talking, Nobel. 

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Turn the phone on, you know 
that. 

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Is it like the GIF of the guy we
always say to each other? 

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It's like, because I guess when 
you see something. 

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Yeah. 
Oh, and that's no disrespect to 

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you, No. 
Just like, oh, I say that part 

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of the. 
Like, you know, chair to them 

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between us. 
I make yes a minute though, but 

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yeah. 
But then that is also a thing or

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two that I think people like 
when they're like, oh, you're 

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punching. 
And this is Yeah. 

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Like I think it's that's a 
compliment. 

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You think it's better to punch 
or is it? 

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Yeah, because I think it's fair 
enough. 

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You take an insult yourself, 
that's fine. 

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But if someone's like, oh, 
they're punching, you're like, 

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basically what you're saying is 
my partner's thinking. 

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Yeah, so. 
Yeah, so I I think it's good to 

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be punched. 
What do you say? 

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Like. 
I never fell, we showed me. 

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This I like. 
Do you know what you're shocked?

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She? 
And what do I say? 

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So hold on. 
Let me see, Dave. 

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This is always great to see when
there's pressure to show. 

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Somebody have to find a good 
phone. 

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It's not a good one. 
Oh, I I, Yeah. 

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Yeah, you know. 
Whatever they go and I can say 

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if you're texting somebody, 
you're like, oh, here, wait to 

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see who I'm going on a date with
and you're like hold on a 

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minute. 
And you go like the whole way 

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down Instagram from like 2012 
and it's like, that's what they 

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look like. 
And it's like. 

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Because if you have them now and
they're just on under a wee 

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duvet watching, watching 
Sopranos or sunglasses or 

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sunglasses, Norwegian glasses, 
like what are you doing? 

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Stop it. 
Hello, we're nearly. 

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There, I want to say you're 
doing a lot of scrolling there, 

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Jerry, no. 
I went to. 

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I went too far back and went too
far back, right? 

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But it would say. 
Imagine I find out this is a lie

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and he's just he forgets what 
image he showed me. 

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No, it's not a lie. 
Oh, like do you like an AI? 

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Kind of. 
Yeah, because this guy looks 

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like he's AI. 
He looks like he's AI. 

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We'll go no, because you need. 
I'm going to show the. 

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Same. 
It looks like you've written 

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sexy guy in AI and this is what 
you get. 

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Right, what do I say? 
God, this is taking longer than 

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I thought. 
Do you ever feel like you're 

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very like mama's on Facebook 
when you're going on a phone? 

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Like I may be using the sleeve 
on the winger. 

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All I need is to be flip case. 
So previous episode of the TV's 

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I'm going to say right down to 
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Don't give us an example of a 

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What? 

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Should I hand you a pound? 

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Every time. 

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Well, I found that I'm a mum 
with a phone because I always 

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use Google Maps, right? 
It's a Google Maps. 

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Google. 
Use. 

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Maps. 
Maps. 

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Well I personally use maps 
because I don't like Google Maps

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because you cannot. 
The drone footage I find it hard

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to see. 
Am I right? 

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Or can you change the sentence? 
Do you get what I mean? 

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I. 
Find maps easier to read. 

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I get, yeah, I think I just use 
maps, but then I was told I 

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should use Google Maps or 
sometimes use. 

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Oh yeah, Dave. 
Oh yeah. 

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Gun show. 
I like that gun show. 

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Hey, does he have a licence for 
those guns? 

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Cute. 
Yeah, but it would melt too, 

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like. 
I think I might there's. 

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I tell you what. 
There is you. 

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Know what I mean by? 
That I'm thinking that. 

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What do? 
You think you clip me again 

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after the festing 1? 
Has he clipped you before? 

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He does me dirty wall clips. 
Is he? 

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Anytime I actually come on this 
podcast, it never does me any 

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good. 
You. 

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Do I get straight online? 
You do. 

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Come in. 
You do come in here like a spy 

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worried about getting caught. 
You're always like, as soon as 

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you walk in this room, you go 
what cameras are on. 

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But you know what? 
Don't hear that, We Spy Insider.

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Yeah, it doesn't clip them, 
Those guys, Yeah. 

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No, they do me, Jerry. 
They're the ones again. 

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Judas Saskari a bastards always.
Oh, you're like your worst 

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sweet. 
But as soon as I came out of my 

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mind I was like, oh, that's 
going to be clapped. 

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Yeah, it's like the car. 
I'm like, oh, don't look near. 

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That what was your crack with a 
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You know, it's always very 5050.
So you'll get like the 

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homophobic, like maybe like Ian 
the man in the van, like, oh, 

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what the fuck? 
And then you'll get like maybe 

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people from the LGBT community 
nearly being like, oh, why are 

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you? 
It's weird, the duel. 

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You can't. 
When you're damned if you do, 

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you're damned if you don't. 
Yeah, the kind of deal man for 

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you a wee bit. 
I some getting it all ends but 

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well I'm used to that. 
But you don't help yourself not.

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I know. 
But I could see us. 

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I could see us brunching. 
I could see us 3 brunching. 

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Yeah. 
What are your brunch in Belfast?

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Because now this, I feel like 
this is a scene you'll be, 

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you'll be in tune to it. 
And I feel like embarrassed 

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sometimes because I've been to 
Belfast recently and I don't 

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know anywhere where I wouldn't 
go anymore. 

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I was in Lisburn Rd. 
My mind was, I haven't seen half

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these places, it's been so long.
Do you know what we would do? 

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We would go to like a plate. 
We go, should we just go here? 

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And then we tell people like 
Jerry, who are big in the 

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brunching, and they go, you went
there and we'd be so 

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embarrassed. 
Like you see. 

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The thing that you've got? 
Brunch. 

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But you know, I like, I think 
you can't beat Wetherspoons. 

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I just love seeing somebody on 
Instagram and they put up like 

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an Instagram story, like Table 
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Do your worst. 
And it's like nobody. 

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'S buying you a fucking drink 
there. 

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But they do get some of them get
loads. 

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Of drink. 
I remember a friend got like a 

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bowl of peace. 
Happy enough? 

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Happy enough to I'd say yeah, 
but I think. 

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Scampi would be the win. 
Wouldn't go to Wetherspoons, get

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a big play the scampi of. 
Stuff. 

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Oh, you want a bowl, Scampi? 
Sure. 

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A bowl. 
Bowl a Bowl a Bowl Scampi Bowl 

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I. 
Love scampi scampi. 

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Brilliant. 
Would you rather bacon fries or 

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scampi fries? 
Scampi fries? 

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Bacon fries. 
Wouldn't be annoyed to bacon 

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fries, but scampi fries. 
Yeah, I would. 

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You know what I would. 
I would eat both, but if I had 

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to choose, I would choose the 
bacon fries. 

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What? 
About putting them together. 

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I hate when people do that at 
parties. 

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You know, we've been surfing 
turf. 

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You like Doritos, they're all 
mixed in and then, you know, if 

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you are wee bit picky and you're
like, oh, like, am I going for 

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like chilly heat wave here, 
colour Reds and all, and it's 

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like, oh fuck, it's tangy 
cheese. 

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But Jerry, what are your brunch 
in Belfast? 

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But no, I can't let you go past 
that first. 

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Because you know what really 
winds me up? 

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See when people think it's mad 
to put Maltesers in their 

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popcorn. 
And I've said I. 

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Don't get that either. 
And it's. 

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Awful. 
And then when the dip their 

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chips into the. 
Ice cream, ice cream, there's so

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much. 
That I do. 

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Get no one no one really likes. 
That one do it, but I could do 

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you know it's it is actually 
nice. 

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No, but no one really likes all 
that stuff like. 

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No brunch spots. 
I'm trying to think I love 

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houses in it's my favourite but 
that's not brunch. 

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Brunch revolution to Cuba. 
Sorry, brunch. 

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Does it do brunch revolution to 
Cuba? 

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Oh my God, are you for real? 
I like somewhere we could be. 

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Sorry, I didn't. 
Get angry. 

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Sorry. 
I don't know why I got so like I

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don't have a share or like I 
don't know why I was so. 

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Because, right, I'll tell you 
why. 

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Our military about. 
Jerry's going to smack you over.

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I can't imagine getting the next
latte in there. 

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I'm actually going to get a 
cocktail. 

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Oh, that's. 
Is that not what we're meaning 

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by bronze? 
Not at our age, all. 

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Right. 
So are we meaning like? 

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No. 
Jerry, are we meaning like 

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French toast? 
A coffee? 

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All right? 
Oh, I've. 

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Never confused in our 
neighbourhood Neighbourhood. 

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It's fancy, but we're in our 
confused. 

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Right neighbourhood. 
OK, established. 

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Yeah, but not a car. 
I can't do a cocktail brunch. 

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Like all right, OK all. 
Right 11 Are you mad? 

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You're talking a bougie brunch. 
That's what I thought we 

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remember not the same page here.
A bougie or a bougie, did you 

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say? 
A bougie. 

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A bougie. 
But I think. 

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If we went for a booze bougie, 
bruisy, a bougie bougie brunch. 

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A bruise. 
Yeah, fast. 

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Three times. 
He just had a Katie Price blue 

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Jay. 
Give it a bruise, bruise. 

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Yeah, neighbourhood good, but 
I'd I'd like that, like I'd 

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like. 
Us to do and is there any spots 

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outside of Belfast that you're 
like I would travel to these 

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places? 
You're a hidden James guy. 

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You're a hidden James guy. 
You're a hidden gems, Yeah. 

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No and I'm not. 
You're a hidden gems. 

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No. 
No, you. 

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You you have a wee book, a 
hidden gems like well, do you 

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know? 
Funny enough I made like a tech 

293
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talk and I Have you tried flight
pizza slice across from San an? 

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I haven't. 
I've been to the new one. 

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Didn't have me. 
I was so this was the new one 

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that opened. 
So I thought this was the first 

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time it ever happened. 
So I said, oh, there's a brand 

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new place in Belfast. 
It's the first time you can get 

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pizza slices in the comments. 
What the fuck? 

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Little wings have been doing 
this for years. 

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All right, calm. 
Down. 

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See, that's what they eat. 
I. 

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Can't win like. 
People, everyone just comes for 

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Jerry. 
The pizza heads are in like. 

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You doing your dams, you don't 
care. 

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That's the problem, no? 
Why do people? 

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Angry about? 
It but I think it's a laugh. 

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Do you don't think this is all 
panto like? 

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Do you know what I mean? 
Are you just trying to get 

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lunch? 
Pizza. 

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There, but I've been a tech talk
like a deck, do you know? 

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Jerry's like you won't believe 
this fast food. 

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If you like fast food, this 
McDonald's place. 

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I don't know if people know 
about it, but honestly check it 

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out. 
This guy's announced a live 

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podcast and Jerry, yeah, I said 
come on on and plug it. 

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Yeah. 
You don't need to. 

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You don't need to. 
Be here. 

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I always love coming on here 
like, you know, the lads are 

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good crack boys. 
They were going for lunch and 

321
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jocks. 
Or is that that agreement gone? 

322
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Not today, not today. 
I can't. 

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I tell you what. 
Oh, I come. 

324
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Away. 
Everyone can. 

325
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,720
No one else is joking. 
Where are you going? 

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I've got to go to my son's 
assembly but. 

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You don't have to. 
You can just go. 

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00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,560
Sorry, not. 
Today. 

329
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,160
Man, no, that's true. 
Yeah, but I've got to, I've got 

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to take him to the assembly and 
then take him home. 

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But what I'm saying is this 
show. 

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Yeah. 
Hot kicks. 

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You know, if you're from the 
country, I've got a non humbles 

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you more than an Irish mom and 
she's very much like feet in the

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ground. 
I said news earlier. 

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It's like if you see the finish 
line in the Martha and like you 

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don't go like right, I'm going 
to go for a power walk here and 

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just cross it like you have to 
keep going Hell for leather. 

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So at the minute it's doing 
good, but I don't know, I 

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haven't a clue. 
It's doing great. 

341
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,240
Yeah, Well, I don't know. 
I just, I've impostor syndrome. 

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00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,640
Do you have does comedians have 
that? 

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People say they do. 
It's like, it's like ice cream 

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and chips. 
Right, OK. 

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But I do think. 
Like, I think your promo is some

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of the greatest, but how did you
get into the clouds on the car? 

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How did you manage that? 
Fuck off, Dave. 

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That was I was the video from 
WAS 10. 

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That that we video was AI but 
the rest was all shot like I'm 

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not a fan of him. 
Say, who the hell did that? 

351
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Because it's. 
Unbelievable. 

352
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,160
No, like I work with a really 
good team. 

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Like, you know, so that's yeah. 
I love creative stuff, though, 

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So for me, I think that's what 
sells. 

355
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That is kind of like the the 
caricature of it all. 

356
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,480
Yeah. 
So like, we don't like a big 

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press conference, you know, 
nearly like Champions League 

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vibes, but a bit more zesty. 
He loves Champions League at the

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00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,320
minute, yeah. 
No, I know what we should do for

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it. 
Well, this is the thing, yeah. 

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So I need a butter somehow, 
right? 

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Go on. 
Keep bringing butter into. 

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It right. 
I don't know why butter is the 

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00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,800
keyword of the day, but. 
I've got an idea. 

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Right. 
What did we disagree about on 

366
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,880
your podcast? 
Holidays. 

367
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Well, no karaoke. 
Karaoke. 

368
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,640
Sorry, we've actually disagreed 
in quite a bit. 

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Soon you think. 
We're going to have to do some 

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sort. 
Of karaoke battle or singing 

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00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,200
battle. 
Singing. 

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00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,680
Right lip sync or? 
No, we're going to sing. 

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00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,720
Really. 
Yeah. 

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00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,160
Because I said I wouldn't. 
I wouldn't want you doing 

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00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,520
karaoke with me. 
No. 

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00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,320
But maybe we do like a karaoke 
challenge, yeah. 

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00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,040
Well, I always thought, you 
know, like this is the way all 

378
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,880
these people now do these like 
UFC fights. 

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00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,120
Yeah, I thought you're like 
poster, like head to head, like,

380
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yes, who's going to win? 
And you? 

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00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,160
Want us to have a UFC? 
Fight No, no, no, no, no, no. 

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I couldn't push my way to put 
paper bag but like it's I think.

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Battle beat the shit. 
Out of me. 

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If you knock me out of the wide,
that's so bad. 

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But it will be an extravaganza. 
So I'm putting extravaganza kind

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of like variety show with the 
podcast interview element with 

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loads of games, very 
interactive. 

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The last one we've done. 
Oh my God, it was hilarious with

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psychic Glen. 
He was like the mystery man for 

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like blind Date. 
We had Gillian Simmons and loads

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like visuals and fun. 
We had a drag queen. 

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You know, the only thing we 
didn't have last year was a ping

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pong show. 
So hopefully if the water front 

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approves, yeah. 
Will you? 

395
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,800
Step up here, please. 
You've had sticky Vicky. 

396
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:11,560
What about dirty Davey? 
Sticky Decky. 

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Would you ever do? 
Going into things like that. 

398
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,640
I mean like like do lots of. 
Stickles, you know. 

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The Ham party girl that. 
Dresses up with the balaclava 

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and beats the fuck out of the 
people. 

401
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Mrs We've talked about it 
before, Mrs Balaclava. 

402
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,640
Yes, yes. 
Do you have? 

403
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,320
You come up with that name. 
I could see you, I could see 

404
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,520
that stuff in the side. 
I could see you showing up like 

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the paramilitary godfather type.
Get the Brigadier, Yeah. 

406
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,160
And then have you ever done like
Santa's grottos or anything 

407
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,920
like? 
I haven't done Santa, but I've 

408
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:37,680
been. 
No. 

409
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,920
Yeah, but have you ever been 
like, say, like Castle Court? 

410
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,000
You ever like the person and 
dressed as Santa? 

411
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,560
No, Jerry, because I'm 39. 
We would. 

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00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,520
Make a killing your Santa where 
the wee elves? 

413
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,560
Yes, well, that's an idea. 
There you go, that's what. 

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00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,680
Time of years to. 
Show we do look like wee elves. 

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00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,720
Don't tell the. 
Green. 

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00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,880
Popper, too. 
Like we're actually coloured 

417
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like we are coloured, like we 
are something else. 

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Offseason. 
Like it's just in the. 

419
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,760
Season like this is loungewear. 
You go to you go to Victoria 

420
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,000
Square, you got the big Santa 
grotto and then you go, you 

421
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,600
know, Smithfield at the back 
Castle court. 

422
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,840
This is the Smithfield Grotto. 
You look like you look like 

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00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,400
you've called it Santa as we 
else house and this is just how 

424
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we hang about David. 
Yeah, yeah. 

425
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,960
What time of year is the show so
the. 9th of October, Waterfront 

426
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,360
Hall. 
Sorry, that was very plugy 

427
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,640
there. 
Too early to do, we sent the 

428
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,560
thing. 
There are we Halloween number? 

429
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,640
Well, yeah. 
Spectacular. 

430
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,480
Do like a ball for Apple. 
Yeah, I used to Uncle Fester 

431
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,920
movie The Addams Family you 
could do Wednesday. 

432
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,040
I'd rather be Morticia. 
Morticia, you could be we 

433
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Wednesday or post like. 
I used to fancy the Girl at 

434
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Ellen somebody when I would see 
it in the cinema. 

435
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,640
Morticia Not the mother, the the
girl. 

436
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,400
Yeah, I fancied. 
Over that when that movie came 

437
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,440
out. 
Yeah, cartoon crushes were a 

438
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,120
thing, though I think every. 
Isn't that a normal? 

439
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,800
Is that normal or? 
I don't want to say that out. 

440
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,120
Loud no, I think like you're and
I just. 

441
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,160
Have a question of hard time in 
your? 

442
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,640
Yeah. 
A lot of people fancy Jessica 

443
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,080
Rabbit, Jessica. 
Yeah, big time. 

444
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,560
Yeah. 
And then weirdly I. 

445
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,720
Can't know Bonnie. 
Some of the boys fancy the big. 

446
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,839
Bunny Jam. 
No, but that Bunny, the Bunny or

447
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,680
fancy. 
Jam is actually hot and some of.

448
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,520
The bunnies like yeah do I bum 
for pets for us? 

449
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,560
Really said that was feeling 
there though. 

450
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,359
But only one branch, it's. 
Weird, I think to me like that 

451
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,280
caramel Bunny was very 
sexualized. 

452
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,800
But she and she knew it. 
Like, yeah, you know what I 

453
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,119
mean? 
Like we, she was running brand 

454
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:29,280
knickers. 
She's eat this caramel and then 

455
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,720
have a chocolate bar you 30 
bucks. 

456
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,320
Yeah, that was the slogan you. 
See. 

457
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,120
Very Mrs Balaclava. 
Yeah, yeah. 

458
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,600
And I thought you did that to 
his knee. 

459
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,880
And I'm just going to tell you, 
don't you? 

460
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,600
Dare it, Jerry. 
I thought you smacked the life 

461
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:51,360
of this neither. 
Who are all other sexy cartoons 

462
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,720
like? 
Well, like for the LGBT, like 

463
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,800
Johnny Bravo, right? 
You know there's. 

464
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,520
Not much to him. 
What about Dick Dastardly, bad 

465
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,560
boy? 
Was that the Wacky Races? 

466
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,160
Yep. 
Dick Dastardly. 

467
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,640
Penelope pet stop. 
Yeah. 

468
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,520
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

469
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,320
Oh, I'm trying to think. 
Betty Boop. 

470
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,160
Cartman. 
Yeah. 

471
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,440
Oh, Betty Boop was a bit. 
But then Betty Boop freaked me 

472
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,280
out because there was a real 
Betty Boop too, wasn't there? 

473
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,760
And I and I'm like, I don't know
who's the real Betty Boop. 

474
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,960
What about Popeye? 
Olive Pluto's a bit stinking, 

475
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,040
won't you? 
You're plotting. 

476
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,280
Wasn't it I'm. 
Pluto fighting over and all, 

477
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:37,000
saying that she's rotten. 
Yeah, all punching, like 100%. 

478
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,520
I'm punching those olive. 
Yeah. 

479
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,840
I did think that if I bought 
spinach I would get muscles like

480
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,960
that. 
Yeah, I just end up like Pluto. 

481
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,600
Just always a Bluto. 
Yeah, Bluto. 

482
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,520
I thought it was Pluto. 
Pluto's the dog. 

483
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,160
That's Goofy's dog. 
Which is weird that a dog owns a

484
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,320
dog. 
It's funny you're. 

485
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,560
Actually over there, isn't it? 
It's funny, they were actually 

486
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,400
in the conversation of this. 
You know, one of my party tracks

487
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,360
is, you know, is a Daffy Dog. 
Yes, I can do an impression of 

488
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,320
Daffy Duck washing his face. 
All right. 

489
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,040
Oh, what do you want to? 
Hear. 

490
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,040
Oh, OK, yes. 
What? 

491
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,240
Do you think we're going to say 
no? 

492
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,160
I don't know. 
I don't know. 

493
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:15,680
Where are you at anyway, 321? 
That's really good. 

494
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,280
Thanks. 
Because I thought, you know, 

495
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,040
when some people say they're 
going to do an impression, it 

496
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,240
sounds similar. 
That's kind of shame. 

497
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,320
That was exactly that. 
Was you? 

498
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,600
Know what else was enjoyable to 
see behind? 

499
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,760
A lot of fun. 
See behind Jerry's curtain? 

500
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,440
That's a that's an idea for like
what's behind Jerry's. 

501
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,280
Curtain. 
Yeah. 

502
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,760
I don't know what it is, but. 
Yeah, my brain always goes. 

503
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,120
Don't know what's going on 
behind there, but it is, you 

504
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523
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Is it sexual because the 

524
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,360
cartoons never wear pants? 
Sorry. 

525
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,160
Like Winnie Pooh always says 
like his bomber. 

526
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,400
Don't like, but I think duck is 
bomber. 

527
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,800
No, I never wear trousers. 
And you thought that was? 

528
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,360
That sexual thing, is it because
no sexy cartoons? 

529
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,560
No. 
For me, no. 

530
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,840
It's a bit weird, isn't it? 
Yeah. 

531
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,440
They're not really like 
personified though. 

532
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,120
A lot of these. 
Do you get what I mean? 

533
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,520
Yeah, no, I get you. 
But like I'd rather than wear 

534
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,800
trousers, no tops, then have 
T-shirts. 

535
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,400
You want to say that we. 
Yeah, so. 

536
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,120
You're more of a big man. 
Then Oh yeah. 

537
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,280
Well, yeah, absolutely. 
But. 

538
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,920
Does anyone look, does anyone 
look more like a boot man than 

539
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,520
this guy? 
Right. 

540
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,560
Here, of course, he's a. 
Boot man, You couldn't deny 

541
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,520
being a boot man. 
No. 

542
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,080
True. 
You just have that face about 

543
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,480
your leg. 
Yeah, big boot man. 

544
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,080
Like a boot man. 
If you look at him, what kind of

545
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,840
man's he do you think? 
If you look at the ears. 

546
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:37,480
I'd say feet. 
Oh, I'm gravy, about a week. 

547
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,480
Not a feat, Galo, Not a feat. 
Guy he loves. 

548
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,520
It sucking the big toes and all 
my own. 

549
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,280
But you could see him with, you 
know, like a wee nail set just 

550
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,560
getting I scraped in the other. 
Oh, no. 

551
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,560
And then like, oh, there's an 
ingrown Tony. 

552
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,400
Oh, he loves. 
Exciting, yeah. 

553
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,800
Bunion boy over there. 
That athlete? 

554
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:13,040
'S food. 
Sure, I don't want to catch on 

555
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,400
Onion Boy Onion Boys 1 I don't 
want to catch on. 

556
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,680
Nah, fade fade are you get. 
The March Bunion boy, corn star,

557
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:29,000
you know. 
But I'm going to RIP up for a 

558
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,160
sock off. 
Veruca's aren't really around 

559
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,520
anymore. 
Socks are gone. 

560
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,400
Veruca's these days. 
Why are you trying to find out? 

561
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,000
Me just outside the outside. 
The chiropodist. 

562
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,840
Your machine to get rid of 
corns. 

563
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,160
Yeah, don't worry, I'll do. 
Dry eye shortage you. 

564
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,840
Just bought it all, what does it
do? 

565
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,560
It's Oliver because the Corns 
doesn't. 

566
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,440
My dad could ever go to my foot 
when I was younger with a razor 

567
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,440
blade. 
Wow, that's pretty good. 

568
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,600
That's pretty. 
For a good socks weren't a sweet

569
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,040
look. 
Like. 

570
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,080
The ladies didn't like it at the
pool like. 

571
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,200
No. 
And you had to put them on with 

572
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,320
talcum powder and all? 
Yeah. 

573
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,120
No. 
It wasn't sexy. 

574
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,600
The condoms of the feet, they 
call them. 

575
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,760
Do you swim, Jerry? 
I'm not really good at it. 

576
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,880
No, more like backstrokes. 
That's about that's your stroke 

577
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,880
and a paddle, yes. 
I know you were in Bali. 

578
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,200
There I. 
How was that? 

579
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,680
That's. 
When I'm with manta rays. 

580
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,000
What are they? 
Remember Steve Irwin? 

581
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,560
That was a Stingray though I 
think. 

582
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,480
I hope you want to fucking 
start. 

583
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,080
No, I was really, I was really 
scared. 

584
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,800
I thought something's going to 
happen here and then. 

585
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,040
Could you? 
Were you able to touch him? 

586
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,760
No, but one swam right 
underneath me and they've like 

587
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,360
big tails and Oh my God. 
And what, what are you wearing 

588
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,520
swimming like, what's your 
swimming gear? 

589
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,080
Oh. 
Definitely Speedos. 

590
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,160
Oh my God, yeah. 
Board shorts. 

591
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,080
I'm. 
Going to get roasted. 

592
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:07,200
I'm going to say not a lot. 
Scuba soon speedos I fuck. 

593
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,880
Speedos, I do budgie smugglers. 
Not budgie smugglers. 

594
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,120
I think they're about cheesy. 
I just think like a like an 

595
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,520
athletic like Tom Daley. 
Like a brief. 

596
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,400
Like I look like I'm an 
Olympian, I don't want to look 

597
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,560
like a twat. 
Do you know I don't need budgie 

598
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,480
smugglers? 
What event? 

599
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,400
At the Olympics, do you think it
looks like you do? 

600
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,600
Just like a more neutral, like a
neutral colour. 

601
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,600
Like I've got a Baywatch Red 1 
though. 

602
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,680
Oh yeah, they're my favourite. 
But do they not alert sharks? 

603
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,440
No, they smell blood, not just 
the colour. 

604
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,280
You're thinking of a bowl, Yeah.
All right, right. 

605
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,280
Bull Shark. 
Now Davey, when you go on 

606
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,640
holiday you shorts gay, will you
go for a more of a tight brief? 

607
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,560
No, I am. 
I just go for like a short swim 

608
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,360
short, yes, so I don't know. 
And I have a nice sweet pink 

609
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,760
pair that I really like. 
But then I realised when I was 

610
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,480
in the water swimming and I'm 
sorry, it looks like I've just 

611
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,000
lost the head and I'm just 
swimming naked. 

612
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,840
I'm just swimming. 
Pull around the kids pill looks 

613
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:00,880
a bit dogs. 
Because you're pink. 

614
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,240
Yeah, because I'm pink. 
My bottoms are pink. 

615
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,160
It's just, yeah. 
So I've got another pair of, 

616
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,600
like, classic flower designs on 
them. 

617
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,040
Like this guy's a bit of fun. 
Yeah. 

618
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,880
Oh, I could you, yeah, I'd say 
retro. 

619
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,760
You've got like a retro style. 
We, I think we've discussed this

620
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,880
before. 
Well, usually like this. 

621
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,200
I'd imagine like we I. 
Know a guy who knows a guy that 

622
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:26,400
works for a big fashion website?
OK, like the big one. 

623
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,920
You're the one that. 
No, no. 

624
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,640
Like do next. 
Exactly right here. 

625
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,080
Yes. 
Oh, OK. 

626
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,960
So I know a guy that knows a guy
there and he gets like 40% off 

627
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,520
because he works here. 
But if I send it to my friend he

628
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,480
sends it to that guy and then I 
get it for 40% off. 

629
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,480
Wow. 
So I get a pair of really nice 

630
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,760
women shorts for going to 
Portugal a couple of weeks ago. 

631
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,520
Well you're not doing too bad, 
you still get free tier 

632
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,080
machines. 
Yeah, I get free tier machines. 

633
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,960
You get free tier machines, I 
get 40% off shorts. 

634
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,960
Yeah, we put that together. 
That's that's impressive. 

635
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,280
What we just get a cheaper pair 
of shorts? 

636
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,440
I mean, that would be not what 
would be better in tiramisu in 

637
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,920
your holidays. 
No. 

638
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,040
What's Bali like? 
Do you know what I'd say? 

639
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,520
Very White Lotus. 
That's the vibe I got. 

640
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,160
Is there an undercurrent of 
like, something might happen 

641
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,760
here and it might be dangerous, 
but it might be alright? 

642
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,720
Just I've never had many 
experiences with Australian 

643
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,480
people, I suppose because 
they're on the other side of the

644
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,200
equator and I just. 
They go there, don't. 

645
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,240
That's close, but that's there 
like Magaluf. 

646
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,800
So say those Bally's like that 
once in a lifetime island hop 

647
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,800
experience and then it's nearly 
like Australians, I don't want 

648
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,480
to categorise but like, you 
know, I thought everybody was 

649
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,520
like Kylie and Jason, but 
they're not and we'll leave it 

650
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,160
at that. 
A. 

651
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,440
Little bit more like scally. 
What's there's a term? 

652
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,440
Eggs. 
Bad eggs, bad eggs about with a 

653
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,440
ruin and the vibe of what you 
would like. 

654
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,400
Right, do you get me can? 
You find there is a term. 

655
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,720
What's name? 
I think Michael. 

656
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,240
Bogan loads of. 
Bogans. 

657
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,400
That's what they call them 
bogans. 

658
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,800
That's the one, Bogans. 
Do you stay in one place or did 

659
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,400
you move around? 
So that was my, I think that's 

660
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,720
where I went wrong. 
I think if you're going to go to

661
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,880
Bali, you're better than maybe 
go to a place, stay there for a 

662
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,840
while, then go somewhere else. 
But we stayed and like 1 area 

663
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,880
and then we're doing like did. 
Your fellow have the top off on.

664
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,920
Well. 
Did your fellow have the top off

665
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,240
on well? 
We were at the beach, like, 

666
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,800
yeah. 
Some site stop. 

667
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,720
It now don't you go there. 
He's trying. 

668
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,960
To get an excuse. 
I would have rather him have 

669
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:26,960
been like Winnie the Pooh on the
beach, just T-shirt on, no 

670
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:31,000
balls. 
I'd be more my cup of tea have. 

671
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,360
You ever been that notice page? 
I have I have not been time one 

672
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,200
but I've watched one. 
Oh, whoa. 

673
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,040
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 
So we snorkel on. 

674
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,360
Though, Yeah. 
Then we were one of someone's 

675
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,640
like oars and they're the speech
over there and ask why and 

676
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,400
that's how we look. 
But they're not. 

677
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,320
They're not as sexy as you 
imagine when you're like a 

678
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,800
younger guy. 
No, no, I'd be open to. 

679
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,200
I've never been the one. 
No. 

680
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,320
I'd be open to it, you know, 
but. 

681
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,760
I still think you need to be a 
certain kind of confidence. 

682
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,760
Yeah, yeah. 
To do it. 

683
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,520
Like there's a guy that I saw in
the gym change room who's a 

684
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,960
Brazilian and a Prince Albert, a
big Willy. 

685
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,920
He just walked from the gym 
change rooms like, no. 

686
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,680
So a Brazilian. 
Wax. 

687
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,520
Beg Walt Prince Albert Pearson. 
And he had the tile over the 

688
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,040
shoulder and he just walked. 
And I'd seen him once and never 

689
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,720
again. 
And I was like, that was enough.

690
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,000
Because that's yeah in there. 
But like, that's nudist beach. 

691
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,080
Content. 
Where is it? 

692
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,760
Yeah. 
But he earrings up here too. 

693
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,320
And a good time. 
Oh nice. 

694
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,040
Yeah, like he looked a bit like 
Tom Smith, right? 

695
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,520
You know, But that's the sort of
vibe. 

696
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,640
Dream Apartments, Tom. 
Yeah. 

697
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,000
Stream he looked like not that 
it was Tom Smith. 

698
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,080
He looked a bit like him. 
He that kind of tan and just a. 

699
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,800
Lot Is there a nudist beach in 
Bali? 

700
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,280
No, right. 
So I think that I think Bali's a

701
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,640
mix. 
I think it's a bit more, Yeah, 

702
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,360
it's a bit more conservative. 
Do they do like like kill people

703
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,320
for crimes in Bali? 
Like if you're really bad you 

704
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,800
get death sentence and all. 
I don't know. 

705
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,800
I think do you, did you stay in 
like a wee floating villa and 

706
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,960
all there? 
No, we didn't do. 

707
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,080
No, no, no. 
We just stayed like at a hotel 

708
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,080
and then. 
But I had a beachfront though. 

709
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,040
Are you room service guy? 
Room service? 

710
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,680
Not really and I don't take 
advantage of it. 

711
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,400
And you don't like a mini part? 
Like what's your thoughts in a 

712
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,720
mini part? 
It's kind of sitting there like 

713
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,120
temptation. 
I'm not. 

714
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,720
I'm not a spirits guy, so it's 
not. 

715
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,800
Nobody. 
No, I just mean like the 

716
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,080
chocolate in the sweets. 
Do you know the way it's all 

717
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,960
sitting there like it's kind of 
like looking at you like the 

718
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,720
apple and the garden and you're 
like, yeah, but it's like 4 LB. 

719
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,040
You're going to get bailed at 
the end and. 

720
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,800
This is what I don't know. 
How do they check that? 

721
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,800
Because then I always think if 
I'm but if I'm checking out, 

722
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,440
I'll take a chocolate bar and 
then be like I never touched it.

723
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,840
And then they will have time, 
but time I leave to go up and 

724
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,000
check. 
They call somebody cheques the 

725
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,960
room. 
Somethings are magnetic too. 

726
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:45,400
If you take it away, you go. 
We we went to Dublin Zoo, Right?

727
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,080
You've been to Bali? 
Yeah, I was in Dublin Zoo and we

728
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,840
stayed over to a hotel near 
Dublin Zoo. 

729
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:57,560
Top your card, You open a door 
like a fridge. 

730
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,880
You pick whatever you want. 
When you close it, it charges 

731
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,720
your card for whatever you took.
And even if you didn't take 

732
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,320
anything. 
Well, no, but you're going to 

733
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,520
take something. 
If you're opening, it's just to 

734
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,040
have a look. 
Go, but you need to tap your 

735
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,600
card to open it. 
But that's what I mean. 

736
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,600
Imagine. 
You can see through it. 

737
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,600
You can see through. 
It oh right. 

738
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,880
Oh so right. 
You've you've made an intention 

739
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,680
then. 
OK. 

740
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,680
Blew my mind. 
But it's like those stores, is 

741
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,360
it like not Apple stores, like 
Amazon stores, you can just go 

742
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,160
ahead and lift stuff and the 
charges. 

743
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,360
Yep, at the SSE trusted you. 
That's mine. 

744
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,440
I love. 
We man. 

745
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,120
Like just go and go. 
There's your stuff made. 

746
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,400
Cheers. 
Because you're picking mix where

747
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,240
you go, right? 
I don't. 

748
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,440
Like you like the interaction? 
Yeah. 

749
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,880
You're you're not a self scan 
guy. 

750
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,520
No, I. 
I do it because you have to a 

751
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,840
lot of places like there's this 
woman in the like a guy's nearby

752
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,120
me. 
He's a better chat sometimes and

753
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,400
sometimes when I'm coming home 
late at night, I don't want the 

754
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,440
chat. 
And like I would try to give it 

755
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,000
her most of the time, but then 
sometimes like not today and 

756
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,520
I'll do I know they've got 
self-service check or 10 and I 

757
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,040
feel bad because I must break 
her heart. 

758
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,400
I went and she went to serve me 
and I was like I'm just going to

759
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,280
dust and I'm that. 
I felt bad. 

760
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,120
I must break her wee heart 
because she looks forward that 

761
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,200
chat with you. 
Yeah, because she does like 

762
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,360
there'll be times where she 
wouldn't be at the desk and then

763
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,240
like you come in a bit and 
you'll be like, oh, sweet, I've 

764
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,160
avoided her. 
And then she'll appear just from

765
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,000
underneath and really on though,
I thought it got out of there 

766
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,640
and she's like, come on. 
I mean, the sad thing where 

767
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,480
she's going, I guess. 
And we scanner, you see the red 

768
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,560
like flash and you're like, are 
you going to give it to her hand

769
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,000
of the red scanner? 
And you just look in her knee 

770
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,840
eyes go, sorry, your spectator. 
We may as well just do that 

771
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,680
there, you know? 
Where do you fly to, Jerry? 

772
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,680
To Bali. 
Bali, or you just fly right 

773
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,480
there. 
Oh, sorry. 

774
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,880
Oh, no, like there's those 
different flights. 

775
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:37,480
So well, I flew from Manchester 
to Manchester to Abu Dhabi, I 

776
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,920
mean Abu Dhabi to Bali, but it 
was a wee bit nerve wracking 

777
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,160
because remember every 
everything got on in the world. 

778
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,360
I don't know what was was about.
Like we weren't sure what was 

779
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,680
going to happen. 
But no, it was all good. 

780
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:52,560
What degrees does it get? 
Oh like 282930 and it was very 

781
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,640
humid too. 
So are you comfortable? 

782
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,200
Are you always I'm? 
Not a fan of humidity? 

783
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,160
I don't like humid like no. 
See, I like. 

784
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,480
A breeze. 
A sea breeze. 

785
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,880
Like I find humidity drags other
people in the my world. 

786
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,280
What, because I just sweat 
normally so see whenever it's 

787
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,360
humid, Not everyone's like me 
and I'm like I've I live. 

788
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,640
This yes. 
Right. 

789
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,160
That's it. 
So welcome to my world. 

790
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,200
So you'll be there. 
Your hair will be all mad in 

791
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,560
your face. 
But you like it because 

792
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,840
everyone's doing it, yeah. 
Right. 

793
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,720
So if you're going down, you're 
dragging everybody down with, 

794
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,360
correct? 
Thank you. 

795
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,040
So I'm in a vest sweating, but 
so is everyone else. 

796
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,400
Where you going to this summer, 
David? 

797
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,120
Are you going to have? 
No plans yet because I've I've a

798
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,840
lot of stuff on. 
If you're away a lot. 

799
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:30,200
Up and yeah so yeah I was way 
lands are only there but I'm 

800
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,560
again it's all depends on on how
well work goes and how well the 

801
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,720
tear sails get away you know 
what I mean. 

802
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:40,840
So if people come see me starts 
at the on the 22nd of August. 

803
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,920
This is my first date and then 
the last yeah. 

804
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:49,760
So it goes through to the 24th 
of October is the where are you 

805
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,960
this? 
I am going to Edinburgh, 

806
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:59,720
Glasgow, Newcastle, Swansea, 
London, Dublin and in here I'm 

807
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,000
doing Belfast, the big shows in 
Europa on the in October. 

808
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,920
I don't know the exact, it's 
just probably should. 

809
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,920
And then I'm doing Derry, which 
is just annoying. 

810
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:14,240
It's actually on the 23rd of 
October and Portaferry cushion, 

811
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,400
Dun port rush Oma, that's me. 
Did you ever see the? 

812
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,040
Documentary about the Europa 
back in the day. 

813
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,520
Is this about the? 
That's the most bloke. 

814
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,880
What is what's the what's the 
thing that everyone says? 

815
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,640
Tell us the strap. 
What's the Europe of strap line 

816
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,520
most bomb to telling you? 
Yes, that's what it was, but 

817
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,160
there was a documentary behind 
the scenes. 

818
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,920
OK, years ago, yes I loved and 
the way you guy like yeah, a 

819
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,560
couple of years ago wasn't too. 
Long ago. 

820
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,840
Well, then maybe revisited it. 
But it was a it was a long time 

821
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,000
ago, and it was the guy. 
The the guy like the front the 

822
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,160
house guy, he yeah, he's he's a 
lot of class. 

823
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,840
I saw him once at. 
A thing and was like, oh, he 

824
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:49,800
wasn't really what I thought 
he'd be. 

825
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,880
But then he was just like 
walking through a corridor and I

826
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,440
was like, he's not working 
though. 

827
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,280
Why did I expect he was just 
going to be like coming up and 

828
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,360
like he was? 
It wasn't in a hotel. 

829
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,120
I just saw him like in a 
restaurant or something. 

830
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,320
I said he didn't come in and 
check on me or anything. 

831
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,920
That's mental though, isn't it? 
That you can see to ever see a 

832
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,840
celebrity or somebody that you 
like pop for way more than other

833
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,239
people and you're like, you're 
losing your mind. 

834
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,440
Like you could meet, you could 
meet doing what you we do. 

835
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,600
And you could see someone be 
like it's normal to act. 

836
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,880
But then you see somebody that 
you're like, I saw hard from the

837
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,040
Halifax. 
Out from Tenerife? 

838
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,280
Yeah, stop. 
Here you go. 

839
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,560
See, that's nice. 
I saw Ali Abraham. 

840
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,520
Outside. 
The Emirates Stadium. 

841
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,920
We were talking about Andy 
Abraham, the singer. 

842
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,639
Ben Man earlier, yeah. 
Andy Abraham SO. 

843
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:28,880
Remember the singer Ben Man? 
Yeah. 

844
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,280
Of X Factor? 
Yeah. 

845
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,480
Oh yeah. 
Did he know? 

846
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,040
That Steve, he came down, he 
came second. 

847
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,000
I think Alexander Burke did it. 
Yeah. 

848
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,520
Yeah, maybe. 
Yes, he was. 

849
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:36,960
Yeah. 
I. 

850
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,600
Was I was. 1 And I was too 
excited for that. 

851
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:40,520
I can see you being a big 
Alexander Burke. 

852
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,400
Do you know what not? 
Really. 

853
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,880
But I like what was the saying? 
What was her? 

854
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,360
The elephant in the room was 
that. 

855
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,719
Oh, she thought she. 
Created that she created the she

856
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,280
thought she brought her from 
America. 

857
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,800
Yeah, she's like going to start 
saying that. 

858
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,000
You all start saying this and 
then whoever the show was, like 

859
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,960
we happened, you know, she she 
was. 

860
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,840
There was just something not not
quite right with her. 

861
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,760
Oh no, I know I did like her, 
but like I think no, but like 

862
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,160
she's not like she. 
Was brilliant, but she wasn't 

863
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,200
like Leona, do you know? 
I mean, there's just that one 

864
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,160
thing, like some of The X Factor
ones. 

865
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,880
You're like there's, but there's
just something she maybe 

866
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,920
couldn't get. 
My favourite. 

867
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,120
Remember Rachel? 
Nothing. 

868
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:19,640
I'm lazy at the moment No mash 
sugar walls mash. 

869
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,880
No, she was in a she didn't get 
through like have you never 

870
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,280
watched you need to do this? 
Oh like audition compilation 

871
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,960
compilations yes, I always watch
like say like Gemma Collins 

872
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,240
compilations, Celebrity Big 
Brother compilations, Real 

873
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,280
Housewives compilations and X 
Factor audition compilations. 

874
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,400
Being like Big Brother himself, 
I. 

875
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,680
Think you're doing brilliant in 
the Traitors? 

876
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,880
I'd love to see you in the 
trailer. 

877
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,440
Well, a scene that you had. 
Rachel in. 

878
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,720
Is that a fit as a realer to 
say? 

879
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,600
Yeah, Yeah. 
But you know what's so funny? 

880
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,080
Rachel really is a traitor. 
Because Rachel told me so, she 

881
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,080
got off that show that she was 
going to come on my podcast. 

882
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,720
Oh, you got there. 
First supper. 

883
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,720
Here and now. 
Rabbit. 

884
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:55,920
You know what? 
Come on man, too. 

885
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,120
Did she? 
Yeah. 

886
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,520
Well. 
Hang on the you tried to steal. 

887
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,120
Her already all. 
Later. 

888
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,920
All by the way. 
Yeah, I love. 

889
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,320
Rachel, I think she's, that's 
not what you were saying off 

890
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:13,320
air. 
Guys. 

891
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,160
Guys, sorry but fill me in. 
I'm a. 

892
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,600
Big fan. 
Unbelievable. 

893
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,840
Really brilliant. 
Will that have been out? 

894
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,200
Or will that have been coming 
out? 

895
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,280
Oh yeah, yeah, about it last. 
Week. 

896
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,440
This week. 
No. 

897
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,520
When this goes out. 
Sorry. 

898
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,440
We're we're living. 
In the. 

899
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:30,880
Press. 
About. 

900
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,560
Going to the future. 
And then we'll be talking about 

901
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,680
the past time. 
Yeah. 

902
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,760
She was unbelievable. 
Yeah, brilliant. 

903
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:37,720
Really. 
Yeah. 

904
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,800
But that's sad that she did that
to you. 

905
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,680
No, not. 
At all. 

906
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,560
I love that. 
No, I'll tell you. 

907
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,560
There's one thing about. 
Me. 

908
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,400
Sportsmanship #1 and I know you 
got the catch. 

909
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,560
Well, makes me sad and I'm glad 
it was you. 

910
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,200
Thank you. 
Or Dave. 

911
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,480
No, you've got. 
No, we're going to. 

912
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,080
Start a thing. 
Don't go to your. 

913
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,600
Guest, I'm I'm going. 
To come back on yours, yes, you 

914
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,680
need to come back, everybody. 
Loves me. 

915
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,120
We didn't know each other and my
hair was sitting. 

916
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,720
Really. 
Weird that remember I grow my 

917
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:07,280
hair long and then one bit of it
fell down like this and he never

918
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,440
said to me it anywhere but you. 
You do this once a year. 

919
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,920
And you think you're going to 
grow your hair and you get to 

920
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,600
that point and you're like. 
God, God. 

921
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,960
Forbid a try, but no you don't 
for better. 

922
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,120
Try try. 
You don't try you. 

923
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,120
Get it to a point of looking 
like a frumpy mummy and then you

924
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,240
just go, actually, I give up, 
come on. 

925
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,680
See if you had to just seen. 
Through it and maybe gone to 

926
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,280
your Barber and gone. 
Can you cut this with the 

927
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,360
intention of growing it like 
Keith Duffy? 

928
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,200
He's done. 
And remember, there's only at 

929
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,680
the the curtains for a bit. 
I went back, you know. 

930
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,120
Ronan. 
Yeah. 

931
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,200
Remember, he had the long hair. 
And the earring the only one 

932
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,200
person who supported. 
Me grow my hair long yeah 

933
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,600
because I. 
Could see the potential and the 

934
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,760
things give up, but you had the 
part the. 

935
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,280
Hard part. 
You know the part when you're 

936
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,560
half long, half short? 
You're just in the middle, so 

937
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,840
it's coming down the hill. 
And you had a persevere. 

938
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,680
You quit. 
Well, you know what? 

939
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,400
I'll make you deal. 
If you grow your hair long, I'll

940
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,800
grow mine long too. 
Except I'm only allowed to shave

941
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,360
the top, so I'll grow it like 
Hulk Hogan. 

942
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,400
I'll have the like that. 
I would love that. 

943
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,040
Well. 
If you grow your. 

944
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,320
Game from. 
Status quo, Yes. 

945
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,280
Like Terry Notkins, I'll do that
if you, if you grow yours long. 

946
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,040
And I don't know, I think my 
time's gone. 

947
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,120
I actually you put it off. 
But you know. 

948
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,320
What? 
Because have you seen the new 

949
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,440
style that people are doing, 
like the bald people with 

950
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,840
mullets? 
So they're like, they're bald, 

951
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,800
but they're growing the wee bit 
at the back and they're kind of.

952
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,360
That's an interesting look. 
It's a strong look. 

953
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,080
Do you think I took her law? 
I think so. 

954
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,560
I think you know. 
He'd look like Damon. 

955
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,960
Targaryen, you. 
Know you know from house. 

956
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,520
Of the Dragon, your man Matt, 
Matt Smith, You look a bit like 

957
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,440
Matt Smith, but if you had the 
long hair, I imagine the ears 

958
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,880
would come through the hair. 
So you'd have like wee bit of 

959
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,320
Zelda thing going on. 
And I think it might be a nicer 

960
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,240
or a bit like Arling Holland. 
You look a bit like him as well 

961
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,480
if you had long hair, but you 
know like some of them like. 

962
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,720
Premiership footballers that you
think are maybe going to come 

963
00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,600
out but they never do and they 
wear the hair band when they're 

964
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,000
playing football, yes. 
Not kind of. 

965
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,120
So I can imagine with like the 
wee Ziggy Zaggy hair band, it's 

966
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,160
all pushed back just to there. 
Who's the sexiest footballer of 

967
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,240
all time? 
Of all time on Apella. 

968
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,000
Oh, said it too quick. 
Gabriel Battistuda? 

969
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,680
No. 
Yeah, he could be. 

970
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,000
Roughly. 
A2 and I like that. 

971
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,480
Who's the one that had butted? 
Was that, is that on? 

972
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,040
Yeah, sure. 
But is it down? 

973
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,840
We were like. 
So that is good. 

974
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,240
He is, he is. 
But then he had just that. 

975
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,920
Silly penalty spot ball, that's 
for ages. 

976
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,120
But then he looked good, like, 
yeah. 

977
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,720
Roy Keane do. 
You like a bad? 

978
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,760
Boy, Jerry. 
I like a cheeky cunt, yeah. 

979
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,840
I'm not gonna lie, right? 
I like. 

980
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,960
Cheeky. 
I'm thinking a chiselled no guys

981
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,400
like fuck no no no. 
Like very tie, you know, right, 

982
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,640
right, right. 
You know you like a. 

983
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,400
Better. 
A better grant like you like you

984
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,000
don't like a Pebble. 
You like a Palmer stone? 

985
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,880
It's a stone, but it's a better 
off. 

986
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,040
But yes, yeah. 
Get you get. 

987
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,800
What about like? 
What other bad boy? 

988
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:01,480
What bad boys? 
Rather And the football, Yeah. 

989
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,440
I'm trying to think or just in 
general or bad boys. 

990
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,440
You're more Roy Keane. 
Than David Beckham. 

991
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,040
Oh, 100% Yeah, yeah. 
Get you. 

992
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,600
Yeah, like just more like or 
yeah, I like cheeky, right? 

993
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,720
Because who it's who are some? 
Bad boys out there. 

994
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,040
What about the chuckle? 
Brothers. 

995
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,040
I think for a laugh. 
Yeah, but let me. 

996
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,640
Tell you what, imagine being. 
Able to say to your mates? 

997
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,600
Oh, here. 
Really here? 

998
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,320
Maybe some? 
Maybe some? 

999
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,200
Crack at a spit roast, wouldn't 
it? 

1000
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,760
Maybe you? 
1. 

1001
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,280
Of them is there the fuck all. 
Brothers. 

1002
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,640
Yeah, all. 
Right P. 

1003
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,680
Oh God. 
Yeah, Barry he. 

1004
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,560
Fell the ladder. 
Did he actually? 

1005
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:44,840
Oh. 
Dear. 

1006
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,840
He is dead. 
He's definitely. 

1007
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,320
Dead but. 
He didn't fall off a lot in a 

1008
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,760
hilarious mix, no. 
OK, but he is dead like. 

1009
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,440
He stood at a bucket and fell 
downstairs. 

1010
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,640
That would be so shit trying to.
Tell Paul chuckle and Barry 

1011
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,840
died. 
He would would think was a bit 

1012
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,320
the whole way through when the 
hearse pulled up. 

1013
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,360
They didn't. 
Put the handbrake rolled down 

1014
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,280
now. 
It. 

1015
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:17,360
Was. 
Mr B Bean had some Rowan. 

1016
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,400
Atkinson's got better looking as
he's got older. 

1017
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,440
Good looking guy. 
And oily. 

1018
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,200
Something about. 
Him. 

1019
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,800
Some people are better. 
Older than. 

1020
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,800
They are definitely, you know, 
yeah. 

1021
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,240
Definitely. 
What way do you? 

1022
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,320
Think you're going? 
I actually, I think you're. 

1023
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,400
Like you're looking well. 
At the minute very much, you 

1024
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,560
know, I think I. 
Look better weirdly bald. 

1025
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,000
Definitely a little bit. 
Of time, I think definitely 

1026
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,520
yeah, I. 
Think a lot because I saw the 

1027
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,560
evolution of you. 
Hair wise, yeah, I saw you when 

1028
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,200
you when you when you had stuff.
Yeah, it looked good. 

1029
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,000
Yeah, and you do have. 
Like there's follicles. 

1030
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,040
There like you do have like 
yeah, it's just gone. 

1031
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,920
See here it's. 
Gone like I was like really be 

1032
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,360
like sedan back in the day, you 
know, would have the big would 

1033
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,640
you not get the we've been 
talking. 

1034
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,440
Recently in the pot about the 
salmon sperm you're not going to

1035
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,800
put in no but you know what I. 
Don't think, you know, there was

1036
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,080
maybe a point when I was losing 
my hair and I hadn't gone bald. 

1037
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,800
I'd have been like, oh, no, save
me. 

1038
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,800
Whereas now it's gone. 
I'm like, I don't think because 

1039
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,920
I see old photos of myself with 
hair and I prefer how I look 

1040
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,720
now. 
Yeah. 

1041
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,320
So I think like, but I think 
you've a good bald head. 

1042
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,480
Like you, you have a good head, 
good head for it and. 

1043
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,200
I think that's every. 
Man's fears, I know. 

1044
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,920
Definitely my time. 
I have a weird shaped head. 

1045
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,040
I know like well. 
You've a good hairline. 

1046
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,200
No, Shane, thank you. 
I think you're OK. 

1047
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,160
No, here we are. 
Genetics is going. 

1048
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,920
To go. 
I'm not flapping it up. 

1049
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,040
I'm 32. 
There's time. 

1050
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:30,600
You're OK. 
Ah. 

1051
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,760
You're OK. 
Because you want to. 

1052
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,440
Say there's a certain age. 
And it's like you've managed to 

1053
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,320
escape it, you get the 35. 
I don't know if I'm going to 

1054
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,360
make it. 
No, it's quite. 

1055
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,120
Fine like. 
But you know what? 

1056
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,320
You know what I think? 
Though is but see whenever the 

1057
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,240
people with hair transplant I 
think what you what you have 

1058
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,040
good is you have like a bit of 
fringe that comes down yeah so 

1059
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,040
see if you just wear your hair 
up like if you had like Shane 

1060
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,400
like a it looks like a way you 
can see the see the lying 

1061
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,280
whereas. 
You're you could. 

1062
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,160
You'll be grand, I just think. 
Yeah. 

1063
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,880
But I think when it goes, it 
goes. 

1064
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,440
But that's The thing is you 
don't. 

1065
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,520
Know what you look like bald and
I think when you I think that's 

1066
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,160
everybody's fear and then once 
it's like you've got a good. 

1067
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,720
Ball, David. 
You're going to all here I'm 

1068
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,160
going I'm going to take a photo 
of you I. 

1069
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,520
Feel like I'd like, you know, 
like Lord of the. 

1070
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,880
Rings is it? 
Look at me. 

1071
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,560
Let's say we'll take us right. 
I will do you and I'm going. 

1072
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,800
To make his bald. 
Look. 

1073
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,840
At that poser I think. 
Let me see. 

1074
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,680
Make these guys. 
And see how they do. 

1075
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,680
I don't think I'll shoot it. 
Because here's the thing. 

1076
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,640
You guys help me The face. 
No, I can't do that. 

1077
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,400
Yeah, you know, I look like a 
big giant. 

1078
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,320
Baby. 
Have you ever had facial hair? 

1079
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,880
I've. 
Tried God, a lot knows. 

1080
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,760
I've tried so it doesn't grow. 
It does, but it's. 

1081
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,000
Fair. 
Like it's blonde. 

1082
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,560
No, you know what I mean. 
So yeah, I thought, I thought I 

1083
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,800
looked good with a moustache. 
I grew a bit of a moustache in 

1084
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,520
there. 
Guess who tore me? 

1085
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,080
Down, hey. 
Him. 

1086
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,360
Really. 
But you know what? 

1087
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,800
No, you don't. 
See a moustache and I think 

1088
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,400
right, there's a lot of 
beautiful, but that's some. 

1089
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,680
Hairline cheers. 
That's. 

1090
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,120
Not like a two pair anything. 
No, but no. 

1091
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,240
No, no. 
You can see his dad, you put it.

1092
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,000
Really. 
Yes. 

1093
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,640
Yes, his dad's a handsome wee 
man. 

1094
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,200
Yes. 
Uh huh. 

1095
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,160
Yeah, a lot of style. 
I'm a funny fucker. 

1096
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,320
I laughed at that clip. 
Honest to God. 

1097
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,760
Which all Hughes, Oh, when he's 
making Paul punch him. 

1098
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,000
Oh. 
My God, that's a straight 

1099
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:10,800
you'll. 
Ask you Joe if he's. 

1100
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,640
Easier if he's gonna punch him 
in the stomach. 

1101
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,480
Is that a thing? 
Imagine you're the one that 

1102
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,640
killed him. 
Big Raider beats the shit out of

1103
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,320
you. 
At the waterfront. 

1104
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,600
Kills your dad. 
That'll be sick. 

1105
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,160
Oh yeah, it'd be great. 
Is this the ball? 

1106
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,960
Photo like Dave. 
Kind of put you together. 

1107
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:29,080
As well. 
I don't even want to. 

1108
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,680
You actually do. 
You look badass, No? 

1109
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,080
I don't. 
I don't look badass, man. 

1110
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,320
I think you do. 
I'm not even going to comment, 

1111
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,280
I'm going to send that to the. 
Guys so they. 

1112
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,840
Can insert this in the show into
the absolute. 

1113
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,600
That's what he is. 
Do you know what I also think 

1114
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,440
looks? 
Good with bold A pair of funky 

1115
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,240
glasses, yeah. 
You know they got Chunk? 

1116
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,480
Yeah, He doesn't have much in 
the way of eyebrows. 

1117
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,840
Jerry So it looks. 
I know, I know. 

1118
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,960
My eyebrows are. 
Well, no, I think my eyebrows 

1119
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:07,400
stop halfway through Shelby. 
My eyebrows stop halfway 

1120
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,360
through. 
Should I get some done? 

1121
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,680
Oh, I have. 
Enough that left Oh my gosh. 

1122
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,080
It just get real blonde. 
As you go towards the end. 

1123
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,560
But it's there though, I know. 
I should I die them? 

1124
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,480
Have you ever had like a tender 
on a hand? 

1125
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,880
No, no. 
Did you ever die your hair? 

1126
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,080
When? 
It was. 

1127
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,640
Like 13 I had a. 
Peroxide Bond French just a 

1128
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,240
French and then that was flecked
out. 

1129
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,840
That was the. 
Thing yeah, that's quite a 

1130
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,480
lesbian haircut that. 
Isn't it just the front? 

1131
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,680
Yeah, front, but I was. 
Then. 

1132
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,240
Just experimenting. 
Just I did like a year as a 

1133
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,520
lesbian. 
Yeah, you could. 

1134
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,520
You could pull that. 
Off they see you know if you 

1135
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,240
just pull the cref down put will
be a bit of a couple of earrings

1136
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,800
in a Polish shirt. 
I hang seen getaway well. 

1137
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,400
No, thank you. 
I'm always. 

1138
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,360
I know I'm in your corner. 
Yeah. 

1139
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,400
Did you ever have like a mild 
colour? 

1140
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,520
I can imagine you were like 
Rihanna red or I had my I 

1141
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,080
bleached. 
It like proper band. 

1142
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:03,120
He's not talking about his hair.
No, I do the. 

1143
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,080
Sun. 
Bleaching the perineum tag. 

1144
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,960
But I went to, I went to a 
proper Barber to get my hair 

1145
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,360
done because I didn't like the 
yellow hair. 

1146
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,720
You know when people just did 
the Sun and the Box guy and then

1147
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,600
I, yeah. 
It's Cry I. 

1148
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,480
Was thinking about Diamine. 
Blown for the summer or 

1149
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,080
something, You know, Mad. 
Yeah, I think you'd pull it off.

1150
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:20,840
I would be. 
Mad. 

1151
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,920
Don't think so. 
I think it would kind of be like

1152
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,360
AJ, you might reach like a 
younger demographic, but still 

1153
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,240
you've got your seeing Todd 
poster boy image still intact. 

1154
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,760
I think you could work it. 
I think you should just do it 

1155
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:33,400
before it's too. 
Late. 

1156
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:34,960
You don't want to be hitting 
forty. 

1157
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,360
I think she's all right. 
Oh, I. 

1158
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,560
Age. 
Well, I remember I was 19 and I 

1159
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,400
turned 20 and I was so sad 
because I always want to get my 

1160
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,480
tongue pierced. 
I don't know why. 

1161
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:47,680
Have you though? 
I always set you up with them 

1162
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,040
like you. 
Should you should get? 

1163
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,280
Yeah. 
But no I. 

1164
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,880
Think once you hit 20 you can't 
get away with things like you're

1165
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,560
a teenager. 
You can get an eyebrow Pierce 

1166
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,240
and a tongue Pierce and bleach 
your hair like but once you hit 

1167
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,840
20 but see you in your speedos. 
I could see of the nipple 

1168
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,600
Pierce. 
I have a nipple Pierce, See. 

1169
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,600
Do you they go I. 
Fell out though. 

1170
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:10,240
The nipple, the piercing, right?
And but you know what? 

1171
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,840
I could see, and we're not. 
Actually, I could see you were 

1172
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,240
both on the WE chain. 
I just had the I'm going. 

1173
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:20,560
To do a lot for you. 
I love them. 

1174
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,120
I'm. 
Actually pretty British. 

1175
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,640
And people, might you say that 
all the time? 

1176
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,000
You're not, though. 
You're not. 

1177
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,560
I'd say when you know there's a.
Guy on the stag do, you don't 

1178
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,800
really know when he goes. 
I'm not really drinking tonight 

1179
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,880
and you know he is. 
Come forward to four in the 

1180
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,200
morning. 
You go stud, you're drinking 

1181
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,840
mate, you're in gaol. 
What are you doing now? 

1182
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,480
I feel like you would suit a 
certain. 

1183
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,560
Style. 
That is a fashion style and he's

1184
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,000
being facetious. 
Is this ChatGPT? 

1185
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,600
Oh yeah. 
He's such a dad. 

1186
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,400
With ChatGPT. 
Like that he does funny faces on

1187
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,560
people, on the guys. 
Yeah. 

1188
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,640
Dave, I can see the stylish. 
Suit. 

1189
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,520
Can you talk to what prompt 
you're putting? 

1190
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,760
Yeah, we'll say give this guy 
bleach. 

1191
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,720
Blonde hair, almost white. 
Yes, and remove his eyebrows. 

1192
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,280
Don't remove my hair. 
No, that's very on at the 

1193
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:07,680
minute. 
Yeah. 

1194
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,200
Huh. 
So you don't know if I did? 

1195
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,400
No, it is. 
I like Mackalla. 

1196
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,040
Kylie Jenner. 
Yeah, like, like bleach 

1197
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,640
eyebrows. 
You'd love the Macallan. 

1198
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,320
Belfast. 
Macalla I'd be happy enough 

1199
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,120
with. 
Yeah, yeah, like the college. 

1200
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:20,760
I. 
Think I went. 

1201
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,280
I am more Belfast Mac but. 
You know what I think you turn 

1202
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,840
heads I. 
Think if you got released. 

1203
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,240
I'm not. 
Locked up into the. 

1204
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,840
Mac from the back of a van if we
turned. 

1205
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,360
Up the van and released you to 
the Mac I. 

1206
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,720
I feel like. 
We like if we, you know, we do 

1207
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:40,320
pranks and go to things. 
I feel like we snuck you to Mac.

1208
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,240
People wouldn't be like he's 
going to go. 

1209
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,360
I know what I could wear. 
To it that would more people I 

1210
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:50,280
give see like or like mid 
naughties. 

1211
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:56,360
Every football team kit bag had 
like 3 or 4 big sub suits, 

1212
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,880
right. 
So they're called all in one sub

1213
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,960
suits your type. 
They're pro star, right? 

1214
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,880
And they're like all in one 
formula. 

1215
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,720
One, yes, but they're. 
Padded, but they're padded. 

1216
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:10,080
And they're really. 
Baggy OK and they zip up like 2 

1217
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,480
zips here and here. 
Oh and they're like pro star and

1218
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,440
they're faded and all and maybe 
a bit ripped. 

1219
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,960
See, if you wore one of those 
people would be like, that's a 

1220
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,080
normal, that's a Michael, that'd
be the. 

1221
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:20,840
Normal. 
Get the Michael. 

1222
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,160
I'm sorry, I'm fashion guy. 
I. 

1223
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:26,240
Called it fashion guy. 
Who is he? 

1224
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,920
Looking like because something's
coming to my brain there. 

1225
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,240
Oh, it's your brain. 
I don't know. 

1226
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,360
I think this guy, this is this 
is a look. 

1227
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,240
You go for it. 
The eyebrows off, the hair 

1228
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,120
white. 
It is you don't hate. 

1229
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,720
It no because it looks old guy. 
Here it doesn't look like the 

1230
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:45,240
hairs too white. 
If it was a bit more awesome. 

1231
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,640
If they can make it ashy, add 
silver to. 

1232
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,720
It no no ash like. 
More. 

1233
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:52,600
Ashy there has to be a bit a 
better caramel there to warm 

1234
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,760
them up because you do like a 
wee bit like do you suffer from 

1235
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,320
like anaemia? 
Are you anaemic or? 

1236
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,520
Do you though? 
Like, no I'm not. 

1237
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,640
Even I'm being serious. 
No, no, you know, like he's 

1238
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,800
about Peel. 
Celtic skin there, I'm talent. 

1239
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,320
I am literally time. 
I don't see it. 

1240
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,240
To be honest. 
He. 

1241
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,840
Does time but. 
I can see your face looking a 

1242
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,320
bit yellow today, so maybe 
that's the anaemic side. 

1243
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,920
I think he. 
Hits that. 

1244
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,480
Because he prides himself with 
his time, Does he also? 

1245
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,680
Oh, sorry. 
I just don't think I look 

1246
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,800
yellow. 
I think I look like sent. 

1247
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,480
Over here, like Bart. 
Simpson No. 

1248
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,720
No more. 
Like. 

1249
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:41,360
You know, don't Dave, don't even
go there. 

1250
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,360
Yeah. 
I'm not going to go there. 

1251
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,200
I want to go there. 
But a cat? 

1252
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,760
Oh. 
Don't go there. 

1253
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:48,400
Oh, I get. 
It. 

1254
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,520
Don't. 
Like what, Dave? 

1255
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,160
Oh well. 
It's that better? 

1256
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,440
That's better. 
That's it there. 

1257
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,840
Hold on now in. 
Terms of fashion what do we need

1258
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,240
to add to him to make him more 
fashion and more like hip an 

1259
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:06,680
earring an earring I think 
harness an earring and harness 

1260
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:12,440
is that an outfit yeah earring 
and harness harness the first 

1261
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,640
picture looked like. 
A man called Ernest What colour 

1262
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,280
harness? 
Leather yellow or a red leather 

1263
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,480
harness? 
Well, maybe go like. 

1264
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,760
Lime green. 
More like planet love. 

1265
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:23,360
We're not. 
We're not. 

1266
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,440
Want to make them? 
Yeah. 

1267
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,840
It's not more real. 
In no it's not. 

1268
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,160
Berlin planet love Now what do 
you call things you wrap around 

1269
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,560
your? 
Arm like we strap, I can see 

1270
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,920
them before nose on. 
They just bring out the muscles 

1271
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,760
and then just for myself, I'll 
say and remove shirt. 

1272
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,040
Chad. 
Sometimes Chad GBT. 

1273
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,160
Eagles odd they'll be doing 
that. 

1274
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,920
No, I did one last night and. 
Wanted to make a guy look like a

1275
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,960
devil and he wasn't ripped 
enough so I said make him look 

1276
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,360
more ripped and take a shirt 
off. 

1277
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,120
No, what were? 
You doing? 

1278
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,360
In the privacy room home where 
you wanted to make a guy look 

1279
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,640
like a devil. 
I'm just having. 

1280
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,240
A bit of fun, just having a bit 
of fun with myself, you know, 

1281
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,960
enjoying things. 
I think he. 

1282
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,400
Blurs the line. 
I think he blurs the line away, 

1283
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,240
but with what? 
Life. 

1284
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,600
Voodoo doll you. 
Can imagine the moment 11. 

1285
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,160
Several Jerry make this. 
Guy look like but you got. 

1286
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,000
To let them be. 
It's. 

1287
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,680
Also. 
Yeah, you've called it. 

1288
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,800
Because you said that out loud. 
The phone heard it and went, 

1289
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,840
This is why they yeah, yeah, 
they don't let you do all. 

1290
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,840
Stuff like that. 
Like I know I've tried to be 

1291
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,520
like. 
Remove the shirt here. 

1292
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,600
I did it for a wedding. 
England. 

1293
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,160
To tomorrow I went put this 
outfit together of things I have

1294
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,960
and show me what it would work. 
And it worked. 

1295
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,120
Really. 
Yep, I'm going to pollution. 

1296
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,040
I'm scared of ChatGPT. 
Yeah, I don't. 

1297
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,240
I don't use it really. 
Like you just told us you did. 

1298
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:46,960
It right there to pick. 
I don't use it like that very. 

1299
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Rarely, Yeah, very rarely. 
My ChatGPT prompts and like 

1300
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,120
things I ask it are so duh, 
right? 

1301
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,200
That's here, right? 
I always ask horoscope things. 

1302
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,680
Really. 
This gives you the truth ankle. 

1303
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,680
Rehab. 
Programme. 

1304
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:03,480
Oh. 
See. 

1305
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:08,760
It's a figure. 
How do you stabilise? 

1306
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,160
A foot so it doesn't move and 
you're doing things to it. 

1307
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,320
Mock up request. 
Samples. 

1308
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:19,280
Mock my house with. 
Tarmac workout plan straining 

1309
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:23,440
excess race water. 
Did you like break your phone? 

1310
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:36,800
Four odds. 
It's a good look. 

1311
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,280
I think he needs earrings. 
So earrings and a bit of blusher

1312
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,000
rice. 
Cooking time. 

1313
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,520
OK. 
So you were making. 

1314
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,960
Like a Curry or. 
Something identify a song from 

1315
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,000
my home. 
Did they do? 

1316
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:58,480
It that I get. 
I said, can we hear the? 

1317
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,320
Hum if I hum a. 
Song, can you tell me? 

1318
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,600
What song it is? 
Why saying hey, hey man. 

1319
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:04,760
Hey guys. 
No it doesn't. 

1320
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,920
Let you. 
I did it was it? 

1321
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:11,480
A find a song for you and 
Shazam. 

1322
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,600
Can you do that on as well? 
I don't even know if Shazam 

1323
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,800
still going. 
It's Shazam not going it. 

1324
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,240
Is it is You'd be raging. 
If you're Shazam. 

1325
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,200
And then Google made it. 
You'd be like, that's our thing,

1326
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,480
you're rats. 
Benidorm, September. 

1327
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,720
Weather you're going to Benidorm
in September? 

1328
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,800
There's something maybe in 
there. 

1329
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,080
Stop it. 
We're thinking about like a no 

1330
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,200
Stop it, the lazy. 
Boys podcast we do. 

1331
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,080
Stop it. 
There might be a Benidorm. 

1332
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,080
Special. 
Stop it, I'll be the end of that

1333
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,000
podcast. 
All three lazy boys aren't 

1334
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,520
making home from Benidorm in 
September. 

1335
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,120
Wait a minute, I thought you 
were doing a show. 

1336
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,160
In Benidorm, someone might. 
Be doing something. 

1337
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,280
Me, Willie and Mickey stop. 
We. 

1338
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,720
Each have to do like a thing. 
This is we're just talking about

1339
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,320
it, right? 
But we each have to do a. 

1340
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,600
Thing. 
On the Willy's thing OK, might 

1341
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:00,040
be he meets up with, you know, 
the way they have tribute shows 

1342
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,560
yeah, he meets up with the 
Eminem tribute guy OK does he 

1343
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,720
better work and. 
Then Willy does. 

1344
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:08,280
Like half an hour on the strip 
in a bar as Eminem. 

1345
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,360
Oh my God, what are you going to
do? 

1346
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,840
Mickey's going to take a water 
aerobic. 

1347
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,720
Class and I'm bringing us to a 
breakfast challenge. 

1348
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,120
A belly. 
Buster Breakfast challenge. 

1349
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,240
No. 
No, you want to get off your 

1350
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,040
chest like. 
Oh no, you're pointing the 

1351
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,840
finger here as well, do. 
You know what? 

1352
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,600
What's? 
The issue What's the issue here?

1353
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,640
Jerry, do you know, like what's 
the issue? 

1354
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,240
What would you like to see him 
do, Jerry? 

1355
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,720
I just think needs to be about 
like. 

1356
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:35,520
You're we all fall. 
We all fall at the the at the 

1357
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,400
hell yeah, we're all being 
pimped out. 

1358
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,520
Yes, he's a master, and he and. 
He uh huh. 

1359
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,600
And you know. 
He does, he says. 

1360
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,760
The top. 
Of the food chain. 

1361
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,560
He's got Rich the puppeteer 
Rachel. 

1362
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,440
Duffy. 
There we go. 

1363
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,920
There we go. 
I'm sorry, she did. 

1364
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,120
Say I promised Jerry and I. 
Said fuck Jerry. 

1365
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,400
So what is his challenge? 
You know, like, say, friends you

1366
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,720
need to. 
Do well, he's going to. 

1367
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:01,200
Do. 
An M&M tribute act for half an 

1368
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,160
hour. 
Macky's going to do water robic 

1369
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,160
for the class. 
Yeah, and what's an all 

1370
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,800
impressive. 
And she is going to take them 

1371
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,640
for breakfast. 
Yeah, that is. 

1372
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,320
That's just. 
So cop, cop out. 

1373
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,560
That's. 
Cop out, what do you want me? 

1374
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,320
What do you What would you have?
Me do. 

1375
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,600
Hello, Sticky Becky. 
Ping pong show? 

1376
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,640
Yeah, you get fed a few. 
Oh, you don't even have foreskin

1377
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,560
Jesus. 
Maybe that's what I do for. 

1378
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,360
My challenge What about build me
a foreskin? 

1379
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,040
Well, do you know the way? 
Like the mopeds are begging. 

1380
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,240
Banador like to be skidders. 
Did you do something with the 

1381
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:28,720
skidders? 
He needs to go up on a hang 

1382
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:30,480
glider. 
Off the back of a boat, 

1383
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,200
something like that. 
That's what he needs to, yeah. 

1384
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,160
Some parasailing you. 
Need the parasail. 

1385
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:38,400
How false you want to film that?
Put your own strap on. 

1386
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,920
Get there with the wee. 
Off. 

1387
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,800
Like we move past the sticky 
picky. 

1388
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,200
Idea GoPro in your chest. 
Your wee face, the ears. 

1389
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,720
Not I'll be. 
Hilarious. 

1390
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,800
What do you mean the wee ears 
are the shade of a helmet? 

1391
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,680
Your ears will. 
Be out and it'll be flapping and

1392
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,240
it'll be hilarious and then he 
can fill you for the ground and 

1393
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,320
the your wee granny noises you 
do. 

1394
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,800
It'll be hilarious. 
That'd. 

1395
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,720
Be 10 out of 10 the. 
Parcel on the head? 

1396
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,200
No. 
No. 

1397
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,080
What's he So so Mickey? 
'S doing all this well, he's out

1398
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,560
all day. 
Pretend to be a rapper and 

1399
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,440
you're just having breakfast. 
I take them. 

1400
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,120
I take. 
Us to do a belly Buster? 

1401
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,360
He does. 
He has Crohn's. 

1402
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,360
So if he has the toast, he's 
fucked. 

1403
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,040
Oh, I'm not beating the toast. 
Yeah. 

1404
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,040
So that's OK. 
Well, why don't that? 

1405
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,840
What? 
If I I have a better idea. 

1406
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,680
Go why don't? 
Why don't Jerry and I come to be

1407
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,160
the adjudicators and the 
choosers the chooser? 

1408
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,840
So we. 
Choose what you have to do. 

1409
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,120
So for our entertainment, we 
pick your challenges and you 

1410
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:32,840
have to do or maybe everybody 
listening gets to. 

1411
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,520
Pick Yeah. 
And I sent Jeremy and me to 

1412
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,000
what? 
We do, we said like Ant and Dec 

1413
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,200
but I don't want to do anything 
I wouldn't. 

1414
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,080
You love to call a shot leg. 
Don't you? 

1415
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,480
He's a trophy. 
We. 

1416
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,720
You know what he is, Gaslighter.
That's a small man syndrome, 

1417
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,280
yeah. 
He is seeing. 

1418
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,960
It he is I'm. 
Seeing it, I didn't. 

1419
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,800
See it that day? 
About the branch, but no, I 

1420
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,840
think just very sneaky that's 
what you are. 

1421
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,280
We're only. 
Taking the comfort zone. 

1422
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,480
I just like. 
We better just a wee bit. 

1423
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,480
What if I? 
What if I do a workout on the 

1424
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,720
beach? 
What if I actually? 

1425
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:09,400
What if I run a 5K on the beach?
Oh, that would embarrass me. 

1426
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,240
What a Benidorm. 
What if I get the carbon plate 

1427
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,120
to choose? 
On what? 

1428
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,040
That's all. 
Mikey's doing. 

1429
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,760
It like even the water aerobics,
I don't think that's that 

1430
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,160
impressive. 
No, that is, that is, that is, 

1431
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,480
that is great as in whatever 
hotel we're. 

1432
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,720
Standing Mickey is going to do 
an impromptu one and we're going

1433
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,400
to try and get everybody in and 
I said Kylie Minogue. 

1434
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:29,720
Locomotion on in the. 
Background. 

1435
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,120
He's wearing Hawaiian shirt. 
It's all going off, no bottoms 

1436
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:32,920
and flip. 
Yeah. 

1437
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:33,760
What? 
I would like. 

1438
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,520
To see. 
Would be you to take the kids 

1439
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,800
club for the day? 
That'd be fun for me. 

1440
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,480
Too hard to film. 
Oh yeah? 

1441
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:42,720
Well, especially with his 
record. 

1442
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,280
Yeah, there's no way he's got a 
camera near kids. 

1443
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:50,160
So I would say there's a chance.
Yeah, but in in Benidorm, can 

1444
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:54,040
you deserve that Google 
activities to do in Benidorm, 

1445
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,440
There's no nothing. 
It's all just. 

1446
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,400
Like day trips and boards do 
what it is drinking and Brits 

1447
00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:59,200
that. 
Want to set a? 

1448
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,520
Mobility scooters, but could you
not do? 

1449
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:02,600
Something like that, like maybe 
like. 

1450
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,560
AI don't know like a police 
scooters. 

1451
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,120
Have you fucking greater? 
Mobility scooters. 

1452
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,440
Around Benidorm, it's already 
been. 

1453
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,480
Floated as an idea, Yeah. 
Look, I'll take them for 

1454
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,840
breakfast. 
We'll do a big eating gel. 

1455
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:13,720
You should. 
Do a funnel. 

1456
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:18,160
Funnel a beer or funnel a cider.
3 litres 1 down after three. 

1457
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,840
What about Like what? 
About something. 

1458
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,760
Really. 
Remember the Ice Bucket 

1459
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,400
challenge? 
Yeah, why don't you just like 

1460
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:23,240
do? 
That or something. 

1461
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,760
Like maybe randomly at like the 
side of the pool, but it's the 

1462
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,320
stuff that's wiped away from 
sticky Vicky. 

1463
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,520
Show yeah. 
Bucket over in the bucket with. 

1464
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,960
Yes, something like that. 
You want me to eat the ping pong

1465
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,080
balls? 
Or you sit front. 

1466
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,880
And set because you know what 
happened once we were on a stag,

1467
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,160
this one, and I'm not doing it 
we. 

1468
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,760
Were we were on a stag do once 
and there was. 

1469
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,760
This performer, a dancer, and 
her performance was she would 

1470
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,440
put stuff into her body. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1471
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,400
So she had this particular, 
like, little, little tube, like 

1472
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,040
rubber little tube with a 
battery in the end. 

1473
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,640
And she put in herself and shot 
it. 

1474
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:54,120
And I caught it and put it in my
friend's drink and then sort of 

1475
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,760
told her, what was it, a 
battery? 

1476
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,280
No, it was. 
I think it was like I. 

1477
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,040
Think I called it a vibrator. 
Jerry and I got it and put it in

1478
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,680
his drink before he had paid any
attention. 

1479
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:03,920
I knew it was. 
He was like shocked. 

1480
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,680
I popped it in his mouth. 
So something like that, you just

1481
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,120
sit front and centre, sticky 
Vicky and she just shoots ping 

1482
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,600
pong balls at your face off 
those ears. 

1483
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,680
Content. 
Have he's ever been to a ping 

1484
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:14,400
pong show? 
No. 

1485
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,560
But I'm fantasising about it, 
right? 

1486
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,280
Now, so I went to a ping pong 
show in Thailand. 

1487
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,840
Honestly said that out loud just
to let you know. 

1488
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,640
Sorry. 
It's no, they're really real. 

1489
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,600
They're really impressive and 
I've heard great reports about 

1490
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,000
like even if you look at Google 
reviews like sticky Vicky's 

1491
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:27,920
amazing. 
It's meant. 

1492
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,200
To be an amazing show and. 
Then I think Sticky Vicky's 

1493
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,000
passed away and and the 
daughter's now taken over. 

1494
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,520
Yeah, so the the relay pattern's
been passed over and the legacy 

1495
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:39,200
continues in battle dorms. 
But Thailand, I went to one 

1496
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,120
really, really good. 
And I'm not even exaggerating. 

1497
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,520
This isn't bullshit. 
A bird flew out and landed in my

1498
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,120
finger. 
I felt like Snow White. 

1499
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,440
Do you want think the wee? 
Birds all tweeted. 

1500
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,280
About Bird flew out of what? 
Well, like, I'm not going to 

1501
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,080
say. 
It but you know. 

1502
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,560
If you say it anatomical term. 
The family. 

1503
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:58,640
A bird fluid. 
Yeah. 

1504
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,800
Alive. 
Yeah. 

1505
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:00,360
Yeah. 
Flu. 

1506
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,360
Like a flu. 
And landed my finger. 

1507
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,120
Goldfish. 
Goldfish. 

1508
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:07,240
Just as well. 
Squatting over a bowl with water

1509
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,960
alive and swimming. 
About how long do you think the 

1510
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,440
bird have been in there? 
I don't know. 

1511
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,000
What sort of? 
Bird oil, it's actually. 

1512
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,160
You see when you think about it.
Animal cruelty. 

1513
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,440
That's really, that's really. 
Oh yeah, I don't think the. 

1514
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,880
NSPCC or like good stuff by the 
way, because that's. 

1515
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,680
By the way, that's the children,
but kind of, you know, like. 

1516
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:26,800
I don't think they. 
They don't do the. 

1517
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:30,600
NSPC I have a problem too, yeah.
RSPC. 

1518
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,480
RSPCA is that. 
Right, but then there must be 

1519
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,720
somebody. 
Whose job is to the store, the 

1520
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,200
stuff like, you know, like an 
air Hostess would put the 

1521
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,520
baggages in the overhead. 
David called Calvin Cruise so. 

1522
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,200
Because man can do that job too.
Yeah, but what I'm saying. 

1523
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,760
Is that could be his job, He 
could help her come out of your 

1524
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,800
cave. 
Your knuckle dragger. 

1525
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,480
I'm very short, arms off, you 
know. 

1526
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,840
But like, he could go back with 
Becky #2 and you could, like, 

1527
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,480
put the stuff in for, like, 
popular. 

1528
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,320
You burn in there and I could be
your challenge. 

1529
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,600
You could be, yeah. 
Like showrunner Showrunner for 

1530
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,440
Sticky Becky, Showrunner. 
That's the. 

1531
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,040
One that is the one that would 
be tremendous good. 

1532
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,800
Imagine him having to pick up 
the ribbon stone. 

1533
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,800
I know what you do. 
I'm. 

1534
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,200
Not a monster. 
It was sticky vector. 

1535
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,840
You want me? 
To do a sticky vector. 

1536
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:22,960
Show. 
Right, everyone socks off. 

1537
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,680
Imagine how actually sad that 
would be. 

1538
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:28,880
Yeah, I know. 
We're really. 

1539
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,240
There gathering, we crowd. 
Right guys, together I'm going 

1540
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:35,960
to I'm going to shove us up my 
arse and be like and then you 

1541
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:41,600
bring out a ferret emotional. 
The most has been. 

1542
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:47,800
Hitting the most trap is dead. 
Oh no. 

1543
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:51,040
That'll be terrible because 
like, my favourite guy was a 

1544
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,120
guy. 
Called, I think was Stevie 

1545
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,400
Starr, right. 
So him and he was in Britain's 

1546
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,040
Got Talent and he would swallow 
things like he would swallow a 

1547
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,960
lot, yes. 
And he would swallow keys and in

1548
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,480
his tummy he could connect it 
all. 

1549
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,480
That's the sort of show I like. 
The show, right? 

1550
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,400
Yeah. 
And he would do light bulbs. 

1551
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,240
I think we'll do the breakfast. 
Yeah. 

1552
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,520
I don't think people. 
Will want the breakfast. 

1553
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,000
The ankle feels shortchanged if 
you just keep going breakfast. 

1554
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,360
The showrunner for Sticky 
Vicky's to take it, I don't 

1555
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,800
think. 
What about maybe like? 

1556
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,680
Is there like a? 
Roller diner, like just rock, 

1557
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,400
you know, I don't know. 
Yeah, I think it'd be funny 

1558
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,720
seeing, seeing like, 
rollerblades. 

1559
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:25,320
Yeah. 
Weird fun roller. 

1560
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,480
Skates. 
No, it's. 

1561
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,360
No, I just think it'd be funny 
because you'd like me fall. 

1562
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,920
I like, I don't know. 
It's not. 

1563
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,960
Benidorm But I could see you 
doing like if it was New York, 

1564
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:36,040
like Alan Stardust Diner, I 
could see you doing that waiter 

1565
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,880
type thing, yes. 
Yeah, Stripper. 

1566
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,480
Oh. 
Well, I like seeing Mickey. 

1567
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,320
As a stripper, Sticky Mickey. 
There you go, Sticky Mickey, and

1568
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,880
I'll do the. 
Aerobics class that's yeah, 

1569
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,760
there that works. 
That works. 

1570
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,200
I I. 
I bring the right energy to the.

1571
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,280
Aerobics class. 
And you know what? 

1572
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,160
I'd rather not say Let's. 
Go girls, come on. 

1573
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,200
I think it'd be more fun. 
To watch. 

1574
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,360
Willie be a club Rep for an even
rather than doing the game and 

1575
01:03:58,360 --> 01:03:59,920
emperor, you know, I think 
that'd be great. 

1576
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,240
He would be classified into 
that. 

1577
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,160
What about it's me? 
As a club Rep, but I'm just 

1578
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:06,240
taking you for like one or two a
really like laid back night. 

1579
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,920
There'd be so many complaints, 
yeah. 

1580
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,360
But we came out for a rager and 
Dick brought us for a coffee. 

1581
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,720
Right guys? 
Shot of some Booker. 

1582
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,160
Between 20 of us. 
Take a week. 

1583
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,960
That's just how you did here. 
Yeah. 

1584
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,360
Yeah, I hear. 
Take us, Brocca. 

1585
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,720
No. 
Short heads in the morning. 

1586
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:20,160
Yeah. 
Oh. 

1587
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:24,960
Fuck. 
Sticky Mickey Club, Reb. 

1588
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,800
Willy And then you do the water,
the water aerobics. 

1589
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:31,040
That we all these would love. 
That you and the grannies. 

1590
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,640
Oh, that that were actually 
really. 

1591
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,920
Works, yeah, the wood, like 
genuinely, yeah, but then I 

1592
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,760
could see him getting really. 
Involved in it like doing like 

1593
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,960
archery and all rifle shooting 
with everyone around the hotel, 

1594
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,680
everyone's going out. 
You're like now I'm running the 

1595
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,240
classes today and I can see him 
not coming. 

1596
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,440
Home as well. 
Yeah, yeah, working. 

1597
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,960
There he used to belt. 
It in a sense of an. 

1598
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:49,280
Attachment to Yeah, you do have 
like the good hotel. 

1599
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,560
Club Rep five You do know the 
activities, man? 

1600
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,960
Like you would. 
Love to the control of the 

1601
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,480
activity, that'd be brilliant. 
Doing the DJ song. 

1602
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:59,440
List, playlist and all DJ. 
DJ at the at the hotel. 

1603
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,000
Round the pool. 
Yeah, you too. 

1604
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,760
Shasha. 
Hush, hush. 

1605
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,000
Edward too. 
Shasha. 

1606
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,880
Oh. 
See, that's another thing. 

1607
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,880
Edward you. 
Have you done? 

1608
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,040
You've done. 
DJ and at events before have you

1609
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,360
are like playing some tracks at 
the. 

1610
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,960
Turntables. 
More I'm. 

1611
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,400
More like Paris Hilton. 
Press play, do you know? 

1612
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,800
And I'm not gonna. 
You're not live mixing, no. 

1613
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:26,160
DJs are very precious. 
About that like so I'm not going

1614
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,440
to claim anything, but you've 
good taste the music and you. 

1615
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,760
Can hit play? 
Uh huh, you have a. 

1616
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,280
Good playlist and I'm able to 
mix it and stuff but I'm not 

1617
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,080
like Sega. 
Sega, you mixed it, no? 

1618
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,800
You're able to. 
Add songs on. 

1619
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,720
Spotify I just always. 
Kind of maybe do like a wee 

1620
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,920
sound before you know where the 
song is coming in and it's about

1621
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,640
to begin. 
I might go. 

1622
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,120
You're brilliant. 
To get that you're brilliant to 

1623
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:55,800
that. 
Yeah. 

1624
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:56,600
Something like that. 
Let's. 

1625
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,960
Go doing a bit of that one 
earphone. 

1626
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,480
Oh, why? 
And then? 

1627
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:02,920
Do like, we know, like I'll see 
the drop. 

1628
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,760
I'll see you after the gig. 
After the set. 

1629
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,720
Yeah, You guys will leave it 
there. 

1630
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,240
Been a bloody pleasure. 
Can I tell you out right now? 

1631
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,960
Yeah Jerry. 
What dates Waterfront show So 

1632
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,760
9th of October so. 
Yes, I would get it see by the. 

1633
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:17,000
Time this comes out, you might 
not be able to get a ticket on 

1634
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:18,640
Yeah, I don't I. 
Don't know but. 

1635
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,160
I 9th of Well, they're looking 
at another. 

1636
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:25,400
One knock, I can't be bollard. 
One and done, Jerry. 

1637
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,360
I think it'll be gone. 
See, when we checking out this, 

1638
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,920
it'll be gone. 
And yeah, we'll do. 

1639
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,160
We'll do some. 
Yeah, but we'll strategize. 

1640
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,560
I think we'll need to go to the 
ground. 

1641
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,840
Central Jake as you take grand 
to. 

1642
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,600
The top Let's go to the. 
Top I've never been. 

1643
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:38,960
We'll all sit down. 
Get. 

1644
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,360
Afternoon tea. 
Julian Simmons bring him along 

1645
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,240
as well. 
Will not work. 

1646
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,640
Bench will brainstorm, talk 
about this Bannerdorm thing. 

1647
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:50,200
Let's think a really good ideas.
Yeah, sounds like a lot of fun. 

1648
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,800
David, you want to plug your 
tooth? 

1649
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,280
Yes, the Turi obsessed. 
Tour starts on the 22nd of 

1650
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:58,360
August. 
Big show in the Europa. 

1651
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:02,760
I feel like that's maybe the 
20th, 17th October, 17th October

1652
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,560
at the Europa. 
It's selling really well. 

1653
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,440
So if you want to go to that, 
please get your tickets soon and

1654
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,960
the link for everything will be 
in the. 

1655
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,800
Description. 
Yeah, at davevalleycomedy.com 

1656
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:11,680
Forward. 
Slash tour. 

1657
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,200
Can I just thank thank you both 
one more. 

1658
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,160
Time. 
Oh, thanks not. 

1659
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:16,320
A problem? 
Can I just say as well? 

1660
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,160
By the way. 
Like, you know, I love you. 

1661
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,680
It's both like, but you're a 
gentleman. 

1662
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,480
Like genuinely credit where 
credit Stew. 

1663
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:22,640
Great team and all. 
Yeah. 

1664
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:27,280
Oh, that was we fake smile. 
Oh, Jerry, can I thank you for 

1665
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,080
saying that? 
Yeah, no. 

1666
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,200
Genuinely. 
And I wasn't made to. 

1667
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,480
Say that, by the way, genuinely 
thank you, Jerry. 

1668
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:33,840
No, and can. 
I thank you Dave as well. 

1669
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,280
Oh well. 
Thank you very much. 

1670
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:36,320
Do you want? 
To thank Jerry. 

1671
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,040
Always a pleasure. 
Never, George. 

1672
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,800
Thank you. 
Oh, you both. 

1673
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,760
Like a different times. 
I'm sorry to say you look like a

1674
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,480
son. 
You do actually. 

1675
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,880
You do. 
Actually we, but unlike, you 

1676
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:50,360
know, you're like, it's the 
perfect sitcom because he's like

1677
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,640
basic. 
So basically you, you, we film a

1678
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,520
scene, you're all you do shave 
off the moustache for you come 

1679
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,240
out to him. 
He's like, son, I love you, but 

1680
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,360
I don't know if I can accept 
that. 

1681
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,120
No, listen, he's down at the 
worker man's club. 

1682
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,160
He's down at the worker man's 
club and he's like, don't know 

1683
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,320
what to do, boys. 
And then and then he becomes 

1684
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:10,040
your biggest supporter and you 
entered, you get on Drag Race UK

1685
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,480
and who's there? 
Who's there at the recording? 

1686
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,240
Your daddy. 
But you know what though? 

1687
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:16,359
Can I say? 
As a daddy. 

1688
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,359
See, if you're my son, I'd be 
very proud of you. 

1689
01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:20,359
I'd be very proud of you because
your work ethic brilliant. 

1690
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,399
Really. 
You have only passed away? 

1691
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:25,279
No, no, no. 
No work ethic as a person you're

1692
01:08:25,279 --> 01:08:25,960
a. 
Great man, really. 

1693
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,040
Oh, thanks. 
Yes, I really. 

1694
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,359
Like I like your. 
Company a lot. 

1695
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,920
But likewise. 
They're all class. 

1696
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,600
Nice, nice way to finish the 
day. 

1697
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,560
You seem like a real cynical 
bastard though. 

1698
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,960
Is he a real Conti? 
Cynical. 

1699
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,080
You might be happy. 
For others, just work. 

1700
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,319
Too long with you indeed. 
It's what? 

1701
01:08:42,359 --> 01:08:45,279
Fair, there's. 
Maybe a side I don't say no, I 

1702
01:08:45,279 --> 01:08:46,520
like what I say. 
Thanks. 

1703
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:48,399
Joe and see whenever I. 
See your content. 

1704
01:08:48,399 --> 01:08:50,640
And all I look at angle myself, 
I'm happy that he's happy. 

1705
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,120
Yep, Yep. 
And I'm happy you're happy. 

1706
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,640
That he's up. 
No, I will say I did look at 

1707
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:55,439
your. 
Holiday photos and I was jealous

1708
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:57,840
but apart from that, yeah, I 
will go next time. 

1709
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,840
Yeah, we'll all go. 
We're going more holiday watch, 

1710
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:00,640
but you're. 
Not in them.

