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He's a doctor of I don't know 97 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,760 what the fuck loads. He has all these qualifications 98 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,920 and I don't know why he does it. I think it's mental because he's 99 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,960 way too old. He is none other than the Goblin 100 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,760 King himself. Ladies and gentlemen, go nuts. 101 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,480 Go wild. Stomp. 102 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,200 The fate would holler. Welcome to the stage, my friend. 103 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,000 And yours, Kieran Bartlett. Kieran Maliki. 104 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,120 Juror Bartlett. The Belfast. 105 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:14,040 Boy, he's a Belfast boy. She keep that's your new 106 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,880 nickname. They were starting to pod again. 107 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,640 I wasn't in the groove. This is at night. 108 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,800 This is at night, but it just wasn't on the groove because we 109 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,760 had a a working brunch and. Breakfast A bossman. 110 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:29,160 I don't like the word brunch. It was nice to be breakfast. 111 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,200 Yep, good to see you man. Yeah. 112 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,640 I I got a new coat over guys wearing a newbie jacket and a 113 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,600 few people in jocks are commented on and you said no. 114 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,360 That's because before you, before I could say anything 115 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,840 about your jacket, you were talking very much at me, by the 116 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,160 way, about my lack of jacket, my Locket, if you would. 117 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,920 I was. Finals were it's just a nice 118 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,720 sweet jumper. Yeah, that's what went there. 119 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,040 Jumper. See when that catches a bit of 120 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,560 drizzle that's going to weigh you down. 121 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,680 Brother. That's a cheer, male. 122 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,440 What you doing your mediaeval swordsman? 123 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,880 And I tried swimming in this in Tenerife. 124 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:06,200 No, I am I, I, I like your jacket. 125 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,520 It's lovely. Yeah, but I Yeah. 126 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,480 So I saw you. You were a Ted Jockster. 127 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,200 And I crossed the road and in the middle, across the road, I 128 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,320 showed it. Have you no jacket because it 129 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,520 was drizzling? She you need a. 130 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,080 Really cool drizzle I do you think? 131 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,560 You're too cool. For a wrinkle, no I you. 132 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,000 Do Oh my God, you think you're too cool for a ring? 133 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,960 I'm. Definitely too cool for an 134 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,640 umbrella, but I have used 1 twice in the last year, which is 135 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,080 as much as I've ever used 1 and I. 136 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,960 Do shove it up yours. No, I just, I just, I opened it 137 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,760 inside my jabber, but I'm just to see what would happen. 138 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:41,240 But I'm I, what's the I have a wrinkle, right? 139 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,320 It's in the boot of my car. I'll show you it later. 140 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,640 It's rare that. Sounds like you're going to 141 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,000 murder. Me, I know it's it you you could 142 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,440 literally wrap a dead body in it. 143 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:53,920 It's it's doesn't help or or live 1 It's it's a it's a DPM 144 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,240 camouflage. What's that like? 145 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,280 You're you're what do you drink Potter? 146 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,400 Like a what does it sound for DPM? 147 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,680 Did you tell me digital? Camouflage. 148 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,080 It's it's what you would describe as your classic army 149 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,440 camouflage. What do you have? 150 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,840 Because I used to. I used to have it for like our 151 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,200 soft stuff fuck up, right? I don't even want to get a. 152 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,200 New podcasting for this whole episode. 153 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:23,160 Did you do airsoft? Hold on, let me go. 154 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,960 I got to get shit for this, but hold on, let me get up my nerd. 155 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:38,840 The Doctor, it's charged. That's blown up. 156 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,320 Hey, my what was it like doing there? 157 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,880 Is that like that's like pretend armies? 158 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:45,920 You're fucking asshole. What's good crack? 159 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,600 Yeah, but why do you have to do it and all that? 160 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,960 Why can't you just wear your normal clothes? 161 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,600 Because it's not real. You can't. 162 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,520 I didn't really ever wore this jacket to it. 163 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,240 I had this jacket. You didn't? 164 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,600 No, didn't. I really didn't. 165 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,680 Did you put, did you put like paint on your face and. 166 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:01,680 Stuff no, but I. No, just say the things. 167 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,680 Right, I'll tell you things that have. 168 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,960 What do you do? Oh, like too old to be doing 169 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:14,320 like, I mean like 20 like. People who don't know what our 170 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,720 soft is, what is. It it's paintball without the 171 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:21,000 paint, you should pallets instead of paint, right? 172 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,560 And that's, as I said, you want to. 173 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,880 Go for pints, but there's no pints. 174 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,280 It's not. That's like. 175 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,360 It's for guys who's going to. Paint it's exchange. 176 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,880 You want to go for pints and end up having a wee whiskey instead, 177 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,000 right? It's more hardcore. 178 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:31,800 Right. Oh no. 179 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,320 Oh no. It's not hardcore camp to shoot 180 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,000 what? Do you actually shoot? 181 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,400 Pelts. Oh, you should each other, 182 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,680 Pelagans. Right. 183 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,800 I don't know why I'm actually that you should each other 184 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,680 Pelagans. It's actually quite hard. 185 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,920 Yeah, right. It's good like right. 186 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,160 So. Did you have a crew you would go 187 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:51,680 along with a couple other boys? Genuinely like I had no mates go 188 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,680 with us. Kev came with me a few times and 189 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,000 Coke came with me a few times. My nephew do. 190 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,360 You want big coat? Big coat. 191 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:03,760 Yeah, yeah, he would come with me a few. 192 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,760 Times where would you where do? You where do you do right? 193 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:10,200 So I I used to go to a site and our soft site. 194 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,800 That's called. I'll meet you at the site. 195 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,920 You're a ball bag. I I used to go to 1 and down 196 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,360 there on my. As a long way to go. 197 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,360 To it was, it was 45 minute drive. 198 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,640 It was good, yeah, it was a nice drive. 199 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,880 You'd feel very chilled on the way back. 200 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,960 I would go early in the morning on a Saturday, right, and you 201 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,520 play. I would play up the launch time 202 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,960 and then. Are you in a team? 203 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,560 Yeah, yeah, there'd be teams. Yet, what do you call each 204 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,480 other? It's like red and blue like. 205 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,080 No, but like you say, like skipper or anything. 206 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:47,120 No, mate would have been, you know, all right mate, like it 207 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,400 was. What happens when you get shot? 208 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,520 You ah. You should hit and you have to 209 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,840 go back there a respawn. You know what I would do? 210 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,960 Just not just. I know you're exactly that type 211 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,280 of guy. And then I would you, you would 212 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,440 be getting continually shot hard down for that. 213 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,600 Oh folks, up by you and the other cool guy. 214 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,560 You're a fucking asshole here right? 215 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:10,080 So I'll be honest with you, people would go to it in 216 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,040 different types of outfit. So. 217 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:17,160 People would go to it in like literally like full British Army 218 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,600 uniform, right? Like. 219 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,400 Enorma. Like ferry, Like ferry, 220 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,440 authentic. Other people would go dressed as 221 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,320 like Al Qaeda fighters and stuff, right? 222 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:34,120 People would go as like Navy Seals or SAS, right you? 223 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,760 I'm being serious. Couldn't not be argued to that 224 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,320 isn't slightly bad tears to show up as Al Qaeda people all the 225 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,560 time. You mean like local guys from 226 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,240 here? Yeah, whoever they get in the 227 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,320 gear. You fucking? 228 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,200 Like, did you ever see Beyoncé? Did you ever see anybody in a 229 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,840 turban? I saw stuff. 230 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,760 Like that, yeah. Or it would be, it weren't like 231 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,680 it wouldn't be a turban per SE. It would be like, you know, like 232 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:03,840 a Shima, you know, like the like the Arabian like neck scarf 233 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,640 thing, right. OK, there were those. 234 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,320 Imagine a guy just like taking it easy on a Saturday night. 235 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,560 He's missing. You're not drinking tonight. 236 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,720 He's like, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah. 237 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,240 I'm getting done up with bin Laden in the morning. 238 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,880 People didn't know me. No, but nobody was doing 239 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,280 specific. Guys. 240 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:21,400 Say like ethnic transitions, nobody was doing that. 241 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,360 They were just wearing the clothes now and then there was 242 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,640 people wearing like you get. Anyone in the world? 243 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,680 You would get you would you would get some guys going in 244 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:36,720 like World War 2 style like like different countries or uniforms. 245 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,440 So like who else? Like, not like John, not like SS 246 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,280 or anything, but like. So you're on the benefit. 247 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,960 You're running. A sure American or. 248 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,400 You're running about a feed Norma trying to shoot Osama bin 249 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,360 Laden and hit. Well, here's here's what here's 250 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,120 what I was dressed as. Don't say stone. 251 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,400 No, no, I would, I would. So you need, you need to wear 252 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,160 something right. So you have options here. 253 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,320 You must wear eye protection, right? 254 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,160 And there's a lot of options she can get like you can get face 255 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:06,040 masks that cover the whole face and or like maybe say like 256 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,400 plastic or carbon or like metal or neoprene or something, right? 257 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:14,520 And they're like, and you get ones that have like mesh glasses 258 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,160 on them, but when you're looking out of those, it's a bit meshy 259 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,880 and. The problem? 260 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,400 You can get guys that were like see, like they look, they're 261 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,960 shooting glasses, but they look like safety glasses out of 262 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,040 science, right? And you get different shades of 263 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,160 those. You get guys that just were like 264 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:37,480 tested, like what do you call it like tested? 265 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:43,800 They look like sunglasses right And that but I I had and still 266 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:50,840 have like clear plastic like a what what what like a SWAT team 267 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:55,520 guy would wear right there right and then you have a choice. 268 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,240 Then it's up to you this next bit. 269 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,720 Do you want to cover your face? My if I say to you getting shot 270 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:07,320 one of these pallets within what 20-30 metres will probably cut 271 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:11,120 skin on your face 20 metres. Maybe you'll cover your face 272 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,160 right now there's people that go hardcore don't care. 273 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,600 I would have worn a balaclava and these right now not about it 274 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,440 didn't have any as colour. It was like a ski like a like a 275 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:26,760 ski mask right on that. And then I have like a black 276 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,520 because you have big and camel trousers and boots. 277 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,720 What? What did you say? 278 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,920 I just mean like it would have to like you're you're. 279 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,760 Just it was just, it was a blanket, right? 280 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,040 That's what I typically would have gone, yeah. 281 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,480 And then you get into all the stuff about the different 282 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,800 weapons and all and that is in there like if anybody's looking 283 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,480 to buy or soft gear. Was there ever any? 284 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,160 Did you ever sell them? What did you ever get? 285 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,640 In any like disagreements or arguments with anyone. 286 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,560 I never did, but Kevner took last time. 287 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,760 Kev, this is true. Last time Kev came with me and 288 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,600 he said he'd never be back and he was never back. 289 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,120 For some reason I'm Pitcher and Chloe and my Bartlett also 290 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,880 behind you talking down. So the mom bought a lot of 291 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,920 people that ever done airsoft. No she she's definitely shot 292 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,360 guns of mine in the house made. I've used them for all sorts. 293 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,480 I killed. I killed the most in my mom's 294 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,960 house. I've killed 2 mice with a gun. 295 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,040 Is this a Doctor Seuss? Thing. 296 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,040 Well, I killed the mice in the house. 297 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,600 You killed the most with a Pelican. 298 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,720 I killed hey. No, you didn't stop trying to 299 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,080 excuse me because you're doing a podcast. 300 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,120 Fuck up. Oh yeah. 301 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,560 Here he is. Excuse me? 302 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,000 No, like they made these things. These things are. 303 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,320 Why you J from me in between? They're not like, shitty. 304 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,480 They're not like shitty Pelicans that you buy. 305 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,600 Oh yeah, like sure, like on. Actual SAS ones. 306 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,360 Do you know what I mean? No, they're not. 307 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,560 They're not like shitty like and then you pull it back and shoot 308 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,880 one more. These are like automatic tell. 309 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,000 Me through the mate. What put me through the mate? 310 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,640 Right, hold on, because let me, let me, let me genuinely finish 311 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,040 the wee bit that we're on there about masks and all right, Yeah. 312 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:18,040 So sometimes you get people that wanna sorry, I have a couple 313 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,960 things to get through here masks wise. 314 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,680 Daniel Benningford. Masks wise, one of the one of 315 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,320 the first times we ever went, the one we went, the one on 316 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,480 Patrick, this is I think this is really funny. 317 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,040 And there was like a, if you haven't been that side before, 318 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,320 you have to sit through a safety briefing, right? 319 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:38,040 It's like 2 minutes, 3 minutes of a, you know, here's what the 320 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,840 fucking first day it is. You know, the safety at this 321 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,240 particular place wasn't as good as the one in Armagh. 322 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,840 Anyway, we get to. You don't need to mention. 323 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,440 That OK, Well, we're there. There's like this family that 324 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,760 are there and this is a day I'm there with me, my mate and 325 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,480 Dougie and Cavie are there as well, right? 326 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,840 And they enjoyed it or whatever, but I loved it and I ended up 327 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:05,319 getting into it anyway. So we you're such a wee Dick, 328 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:07,240 right? We're at this. 329 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,319 And during the safety briefing, the guy says you need to be 330 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,800 careful with these weapons. You know, if you're, if you're 331 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,319 really close to somebody and say you've snuck up behind them or 332 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:20,760 you just say bang or something like that, you don't, you don't 333 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,480 actually shoot people from really close in because you can 334 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,599 hurt. Them So would you have done 335 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:24,720 that? Like would you have snuck up? 336 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,400 I'm I wasn't. Be behind, guys. 337 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,040 I'm not a sneaker, right? Would you? 338 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,040 Would you have had guys behind you? 339 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:38,600 Talk off, right? And I, I am I so we're sorry, 340 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,800 we're sitting, we're listening to this guy. 341 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,280 And he says like, so if you're, if you're in like 1 of the 342 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,600 confined spaces with somebody trying not to shoot them because 343 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,480 shoot on them because it'll hurt them, right? 344 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:55,080 And he goes like some of these some of these weapons like you 345 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:59,120 know that that distance, you know they're strong and cut your 346 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,800 face and knock out a tooth, right. 347 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:05,840 And then he goes so any questions and the die out of 348 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,360 this family. It's like him is messes and his 349 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,680 two wee boys right goes I have a question. 350 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,960 How strong are these weapons with the knockout of tooth? 351 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,080 I would you've just heard him say it like there's no that's 352 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,160 not something you would never say to somebody, isn't it? 353 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,040 You would never say to somebody How strong is your microwave? 354 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,160 Would it not got a tooth like you would never, you know? 355 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,480 Well known phrase. It was so weird, I remember just 356 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,880 like laughing balls off on him. But then so the day there was a 357 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,760 day then on on the site that I was a regular at anyway for a 358 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:41,800 time. Fuck up right? 359 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,600 She and I have a ridiculous amount of our soft stuff. 360 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,960 I can't wait to see you put. Will you please send me a photo 361 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,360 of you and all this gear so we can put it up? 362 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,520 Yeah, but I'm bound to still have a couple of photos. 363 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,960 I have a few, could we do airsoft? 364 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,440 I admit I have enough stuff for like maybe like a comedians that 365 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,800 will do our soft. All they have to do is show up. 366 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,200 Yes, right. So and he wants to shoot me. 367 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,920 I am. So we're at we're at the site. 368 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,440 There's a guy who played at the site. 369 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,280 You know one of those people. That's what you call it, is it? 370 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,880 You're going to play out. Yeah, you play our soft like 371 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:21,960 right. So we're at the site and this 372 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:27,440 guy, there's a guy like this probably in every bowling alley, 373 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:33,880 every pool table, every fucking laser quest who knows the nukes 374 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:37,400 and the knows every bit you know somebody that when they're. 375 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,960 He knows enough to knock out the. 376 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,160 Two playing Call of Duty or something they start every round 377 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,640 by turning 32° that way and throwing the grenade right 378 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,000 because they know it kills everyone. 379 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:52,160 This guy knows all the bets. I had one particular day where 380 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,160 I, I got this guy a lot of times and it was great. 381 00:19:54,160 --> 00:20:06,280 But anyway, or Kevin, Kev goes to Kev, Kev goes to sorry, Kev 382 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:11,200 goes to get this guy, right. They're quite close together and 383 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,160 I'd like one of the wee sort of wooden hots in this bit. 384 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:22,480 And Kev, sorry. So he shoots at Kev, Kev shoots 385 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,920 back. Yeah. 386 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,640 And. Kev goes, no, I just I just got 387 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,880 you and he's like I got you. And Kev goes, you didn't and he 388 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,880 goes dead and he goes your head, your head and Kev goes and I 389 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,480 hear this from 30 yards away. I just hear our Kevin's voice 390 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,480 going so I'll see who's fucking hit. 391 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:46,560 And I went Kev, you know, like I'm just like don't do it. 392 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,360 Why you start? Why you starting to fight by my 393 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,560 place of my place of fun? There's nothing funnier to me 394 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,840 than what you think that is to how you've described it, which 395 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,480 is you and your brother who's older. 396 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,360 Who's older than me so. If you're what age? 397 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,160 Mid 20s to late 20s? Thirty. 398 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,480 Late 20s. So you're 28? 399 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,200 He's mid 30s like you. In your late 20s, your brother 400 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,120 in your mid 30s. Leave the house early in the 401 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,440 morning, Mommy, we're a way to play with your toy guns. 402 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,000 And then you go. You hear a bit of shouting, then 403 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,680 your brother's nearly getting into the. 404 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,680 Fight. You're getting into the fight. 405 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,240 Leave them. He's going then I was guy and I 406 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,080 literally I'm going No, no, like I I go over and I'm like stop. 407 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,880 And then the Marshall comes over. 408 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,360 I know. I knew you're gonna have to 409 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,360 just. Call him Dean. 410 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,520 There's this guy as Marshall and the. 411 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,960 Marshall Pro. I was like lads. 412 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,520 What he's done, like, he was very much of like the Israel 413 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,440 playing with toy guns, fuck up. And it's great. 414 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,920 It's a great time. Is that why did you stop doing 415 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,560 it? I just fell out. 416 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:52,160 I got so in 2014, fell out of the way going and then the site 417 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,080 that I went to closed down, which was shipped and then I 418 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,680 tried one or two around Belfast, but I haven't been in ages. 419 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,640 I'll just have my back, but I'll have all the stuff. 420 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,800 It's just sitting there. What was your best ever like 421 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,800 hit? Do you ever play the long game 422 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,400 like we ever just. Well, I did used to have a 423 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,160 sniper rifle that I got somebody with one time, which was a good 424 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,200 you. You would have hated the whole 425 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:20,120 look of this thing, Shane, but I did also it has a scope and all 426 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,280 anyway, but also look, I don't know. 427 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,920 Do you know what it had or you're going to hear this. 428 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,360 It had a scope and it had which I which I had zeroed. 429 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:33,480 So it was quite accurate like and it also had I'd made it. 430 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,040 No, I'd made, I'd made like a Gilly for the barrel, like a 431 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,520 whole, like a barrel length Gilly Fort which I pretend which 432 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,920 I watched. Gilly means. 433 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,560 Like a Gilly suit. Oh, now you said Gilly suit. 434 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,040 You know, like. That is, there was people used 435 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,800 to go to the fucking thing in Gilly suits and all. 436 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,880 Mate, I don't know what a Gilly suit is and neither do you know 437 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,080 like. A like a like a sniper suit. 438 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,320 You know, like the suits you see snipers worm where they're like, 439 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,880 they step up out of the grass, you go holy. 440 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,920 Fox and it's like, we are we Bigfoot. 441 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,800 Dressing, yes, people used to do that. 442 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,280 See, now you can be more. But I need one for this sniper 443 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,080 rifle. Gilly shoot. 444 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,280 Gilly shoot. Gilly shoot. 445 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,000 Like it was like a barrel. It was a barrel length Gilly for 446 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,480 this thing where I all share in the effort I went through to 447 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,080 make this thing. I got the right thickness of 448 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:23,000 pipe out of B&Q and cut it off and all so that it was really 449 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,880 snug so it wouldn't move. And then I draped like I put 450 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:31,320 camo tape around it and then draped like hessian and 451 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,360 different camo materials over and all it looked class. 452 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,080 Yeah. But doesn't sound great when 453 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,000 you're talking about it, does it? 454 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,520 It was a good time. You would probably have a good 455 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,480 time now you asked me what was the question you asked me. 456 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,240 I can't literally said. I think I said how are you? 457 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,320 I hear we are Gilly suits. There was a question you asked 458 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,560 me. It wasn't me. 459 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:56,360 I just said hello. Where you said no because I I 460 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,520 then went back. How you don't play American 461 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,920 football? How do you have CTE? 462 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,120 What's the getting hit with? It I know there was, there was a 463 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,040 question, there was a question. You how do you kill a mice? 464 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,160 Mice, right? So this is true story. 465 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:18,720 The my mom's house is built on it's got it's built Indian 466 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:23,040 gravesite. It's built on an old like 467 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,160 mirror, right? Roger. 468 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,840 Well, yeah, she lives on top of Roger Moore, who doesn't. 469 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:36,520 And so when we like when we would have first moved in there, 470 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,680 mice were an issue, right, just like for everyone in in the 471 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,000 streets where we lived, especially when the building 472 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,360 Sentinel was there. But then across across the 473 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:50,720 street, somebody this is like well into my PhD at that time, 474 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:55,320 which was when I was doing a lot of our soft, I don't know, PhD 475 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,520 under so cool. You. 476 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:07,400 Mr Cool. I I had recently acquired a so 477 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,760 so the weapons are like realistic, what they call it 478 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,440 replicas. They're called, they're called 479 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,160 real imitation firearms. Legally, Shane, right? 480 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,160 So it's just better than toys? Yes, it is. 481 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,800 It is. And this one was based on the 482 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:27,000 1928 model of Thompson submachine gun, right? 483 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,160 So like the one that Tom Hanks would use in same private ran. 484 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:35,320 Anyway, I had this and I was very happy with it. 485 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,880 I'd spent some time ageing it and whatnot, right? 486 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,680 I know, Oh my, I know. You wouldn't believe how nerdy 487 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,880 it gets, right? Anyway, I mean, I'm not even the 488 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,000 biggest nerd into it. I'm being. 489 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,040 Spent time making it look older than it was. 490 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,640 Yeah, you're, you're a mental man. 491 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,080 Right, this is here. I had nothing else to do, right? 492 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,000 Anyway, go outside. I was going inside the other 493 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,400 children, a sweet gun anyway, so. 494 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,000 That's why you did not meet, some said. 495 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,080 Anyone want to be friends? So anyway, I'm sitting, going. 496 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,840 You're such a Dick. I'm sitting doing PhD stuff 497 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:09,920 right across the street. Somebody was getting a wall sort 498 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:15,360 of redone and must have disturbed some kind of mouse 499 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:21,080 house, right? Because we all ended up getting 500 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,680 mice in the first four or five houses in the street at this 501 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,880 time, right? And I mean, relentless for a 502 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,080 couple of weeks, like we were, we were laying traps, we were 503 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,280 putting poison down. They're fucking turned up dead 504 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:37,040 everywhere, right? I'm sitting doing my PhD one 505 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,680 night and I'm sitting at the computer and over to my right is 506 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,400 the door in the, the kitchen and, and dining room, right. 507 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,240 But there's like a, just a, my mum has like a big kitchen 508 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,160 there, right? All right. 509 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,160 And, and I'm sitting typing and out of the corner of my eye, you 510 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,320 know, this does sometimes happen to me when I'm really tired, I 511 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,760 see a mouse right now when I'm really tired. 512 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,360 I would sometimes you know, if you see when you're knackered, 513 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,240 you start going like is there a fucking cat over there? 514 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,000 Right. Anyway, I sometimes would see 515 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,880 cats and mice right when I'm really knackered. 516 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,920 But I looked around and there was legit ambush and then this 517 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,880 other one came out and it was like they were sitting talking 518 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,880 and I was like this is fucking grandma and I can't do anything 519 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,520 about. It do my PHDI. 520 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,440 Was I was that guy's doctoral research going on here? 521 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:24,080 So how do you like, you can't do anything I couldn't like I'm not 522 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,120 that fast. So So what I did was I went 523 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:31,560 upstairs and I got my Thompson sub machine gun, right. 524 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,840 And they were happy to wait. They scattered when I moved, 525 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,000 right? But I thought, I'm not sitting 526 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,800 here. I don't like them. 527 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,840 I'm not sitting here. And if they're going to be about 528 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,840 me, they're going to get fucking shot, right? 529 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,520 So I go upstairs. I got my Thompson set up down 530 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,240 beside me and I'm sitting typing away again. 531 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,280 I'm typing away and we're getting into like maybe like 532 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,080 half two, 3:00 in the morning at this time. 533 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,240 I'm sitting just fucking giving it rice and the next thing on 534 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,360 the following the kitchen, we my scurries out, turns starts 535 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,440 walking towards me and then from behind the bin, another one 536 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,760 comes out and the two of them are just sitting nearly in the 537 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,760 same spot. I'm going and I'm already see 538 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,240 what I have for you and I turn. I left them. 539 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,000 I lifted the thing and swung in the swivel chair quite slowly 540 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,480 and I held it up, made sure it was on Full Auto and just went. 541 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:29,120 Two bursts and the two of them just went and it was like their. 542 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,120 Arms went up. Mate, it was, I swear to God, it 543 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:38,160 was like, it was, it was like Sam Brevoran, right, Except 544 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,520 there were mice. But I am. 545 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,640 I mailed the two of them. And it was disgusting. 546 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,960 I mean, they died instantly, but it was like later in hospital. 547 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,920 No, but I had to go. I had to go over, like sweep 548 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,800 them up. And my dad was raging because of 549 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,080 the noise of the gun. Yeah, he said, well, he showed 550 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,520 them what's up, what's up? And I'm like, I've killed a 551 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,760 couple of mice with what? And I was like, only ourself and 552 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,880 he's for fuck, right? And yeah, that was it. 553 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,640 I'll tell them to swap them up. I did also kill one one time. 554 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,280 I believe you, but. The name that I had. 555 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,040 There's going to be a lot of comments called bullshit on. 556 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,200 That, but I believe you, I'm saying. 557 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:16,760 I believe you. I know. 558 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,560 I'm just saying that's. Fine, it isn't bullshit. 559 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,800 Yeah, my my mom. I'll be honest with you more. 560 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,600 Bartlett will back up more board will back it up yeah, yeah, 561 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,600 yeah, I killed one more time. I killed one with an M14 as 562 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,280 well. But I I did shoot McDowell that 563 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,360 that as well, huh? Again and not in the computer 564 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,920 room. I had your dad. 565 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,720 They look. Like a mice. 566 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:40,720 No, no, my dad was McDonald's. He was actually behind me and I 567 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,360 had this he he called me and goes go and get one of your 568 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,440 guns. There's a motion here, right? 569 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,200 I swear to God, I don't want to got this M14. 570 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,840 Now you could set it there for a Lotto as well. 571 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,680 And I came in and the he was like, it's over. 572 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,640 Like it's in the computer room in between these two bookcases 573 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,960 and it ran out. And it just, you know, sometimes 574 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,840 like when an animal, like a mosher spider, it comes out and 575 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,920 it sees you and it just goes right. 576 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:11,640 It did that and I and I fucking shot all it and I and I hit it, 577 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,400 but I fire maybe too many times. And a couple of the things 578 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,000 ricocheted and hit my dabahami and he was raging about it. 579 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,720 I also I owe you an apology. This is true. 580 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,400 I know I owe you an apology because I misjudge you. 581 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,360 Can I? Can I be honest? 582 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,000 I'm cooler than you. You're the coolest kid that's. 583 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,880 True, I am cool. I know, I honestly know that I 584 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,520 know all this. I owe you an apology. 585 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,480 I know what could be cooler than killing mice. 586 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,840 Take taking time away from a studies to. 587 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,720 Could. You, if I, I'll be honest, you 588 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,880 see if anybody does try and call bullshit on us and fuck 589 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,240 themselves because it's literally true. 590 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:48,360 Like I've killed 3 mice with peloton's in my life, and I've 591 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,800 killed about another 4, sometimes in weird ways. 592 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,960 So you've. We've had mice a few times in 593 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:55,840 that house. Yeah, but yeah. 594 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,600 Yeah, but you've killed mice in weirder ways than what you've 595 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,080 described the. The right this is definitely the 596 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,360 there's two fairy weird ones. 1 was. 597 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,440 There's already been weird ones, so what's weird? 598 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,440 What 1 was really weird where I went on this is when I was a kid 599 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,520 I was only about 7 with six or seven with I must have been 6 600 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,440 because it was still in Saint Andals and this happened and I 601 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,320 the. Cathedral. 602 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,280 I can't. I know I'm busy. 603 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,040 No, this is the primary school. Primary school when I was just 604 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,600 before it turns. Out I was in Sundance Cathedral 605 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,400 Choir where? We boy soprano. 606 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,640 No, there's no crime or anything like that. 607 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:37,080 It was the choir. So I, I yeah. 608 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,720 So I go. This is, I go out. 609 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,360 We have mice at this time. Dad's been catching them with 610 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,320 traps. The boys have been doing things 611 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,200 to catch them. Right. 612 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:50,480 With paramilitaries. Yeah, and he I go to put my 613 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,240 shoes on one day on the round of the stairs. 614 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,280 My shoes and I go to put my shoes on one day. 615 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,960 And when I'm when I'm out there, I'm wearing my socks when I'm 616 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,320 out there and my stocking feet, as they say. 617 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,480 I stepped almost in the dark, didn't know was there just felt 618 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,760 that we what you'd be described as a soft crunch, right. 619 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,240 That didn't. That killed it. 620 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,200 It killed it, right? And I, I didn't even know. 621 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,000 I didn't even know until I got home later out there, I thought, 622 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,240 I've just stepped on something out there like I like, I didn't 623 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,800 even check right. And we didn't at this time, we 624 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,720 didn't Pringle at this time. We didn't have a light there 625 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,440 under the stars, right. So I walked on it, put my shoes 626 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,840 on, went to school, came home and my mum goes, you must see 627 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,600 the news. You must have got a mouse this 628 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,160 morning. And I was like, whatever. 629 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,720 And she was like, no, like. Because that wouldn't fit like 630 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,240 you'd be like. I thought. 631 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,360 I thought she meant that maybe one of the traps had gone off in 632 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,720 our room and she was like I said, what do you mean? 633 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,000 She was like there was a damn mouse on the stars this morning 634 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,720 and I have a fuck. I I didn't say fuck. 635 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,960 It was sex. I went Oh my, I went. 636 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,320 I must have sort of stepped on one might even know about it. 637 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:06,720 So and then another weird one was as when it was an adult, but 638 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,840 before the airsoft. I was again though in the in 639 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,080 that computer room, because it's near. 640 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,520 It goes on the garage in the. What this is like? 641 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:21,120 Have you ever seen Mindhunter? The the FBI show, Yeah, it's 642 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,800 like this while I'm profiling. Nice. 643 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,320 No, no, no. I'm profiling you. 644 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,120 All right? I've gone to meet you in prison. 645 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,000 Well, there's there's glass in between US and your details. 646 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,960 They they are legitimately vermin like I don't take 647 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,960 pleasure in killing them like but they are vermin like I mean 648 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,000 they pass and shit on your stuff and eat books and all their we 649 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,440 Dicks so you do need to get them out of your house anyway. 650 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,880 Change edit this so he's talking about foreign people. 651 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,800 Right, so so we. Have you killed more? 652 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,240 This, I'll just tell you this one then I'm finished with the 653 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,640 killing fields, right. So we, we, I was in, I was 654 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,480 literally in talking with the hard nieces. 655 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,880 I was, I was doing my undergrad. So this is like 5-6 years before 656 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:05,440 our soft stuff and the dad's in our computer room and he's 657 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,480 sitting playing Delta Force or something, right. 658 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,199 And I am. I have a bottle of water like a 659 00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:15,199 big evion in my hand. Right, it was probably small. 660 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:22,120 And I'm standing talking with that, and a mouse comes out of 661 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,239 the garage. And so there's a step. 662 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,480 So I'm up on the step. There's a big step down into 663 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,719 that room, right? But that's down. 664 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,880 And I'm on the step. And this mouse comes out of the 665 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,440 garage, which is on the level of my dad and just stops almost 666 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,320 directly right in between US and just does one of those things 667 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,239 again. And we'll both clock it and it's 668 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,679 just looking at us. And I'm sitting looking at it. 669 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,000 I'm a dog goes, he just goes, he just goes drop your water off. 670 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,400 Drop your water off. I thought you said your wallet 671 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,960 and I was like. That would that would I would 672 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,800 kill him. A killer bear. 673 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,240 So I literally go I guess from a bottle of water and drop it off 674 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,680 right and it it mortally wins the most but doesn't kill it 675 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,920 right? And it starts trying to like I'm 676 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,120 just looking outgoing and my dad got up, right. 677 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:20,120 My dad get up and does like a Bruce Lee stamp, just like 678 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,040 stamps on it. And as I'm saying, nice one. 679 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,840 I didn't even get to say nice one. 680 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,120 I just go night. The second one, it was 681 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,680 completely unnecessary. Like I was like, now you're 682 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,840 literally just stamping the soul out of it. 683 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,680 Like there's no so it was I guess it was like drop the water 684 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,200 a moment like a second and a half of like it's still alive. 685 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,640 My dog gets up. Stamp. 686 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:51,440 Nice stamp. Yeah, I was messy as well with 687 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,360 the like with the mopper floor. I thought I'm like. 688 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,040 Jesus Christ. It was a it was a problem like 689 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,400 in the in those houses. I think the person has a 690 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,080 problem. Every winter it would be like, 691 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,520 it would be like winter. And then you deal with a lot of 692 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,440 them. And then like 4 years ago by and 693 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,720 then it's like fuckers nice again. 694 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,880 Yeah. And then eight years ago by 695 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,680 fuckers nice again. And then to, you know, it was 696 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:17,080 just like occasionally during really bad winters, you'd get 697 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,440 just mice in the houses and that street like. 698 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,400 I'm quite a score boy with that kind of thing. 699 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,640 What with mice? Anything like that? 700 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,040 So my admit, I I squeal and then they look like, yeah, I 701 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,440 definitely I've definitely worked. 702 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,240 I definitely got. Do you know the noise that comes 703 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,680 out? It's the it's the same noise as 704 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,160 when Rashford's on the ball, one-on-one on the wing. 705 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,760 It's this noise do it's up. It sounds like those things when 706 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,040 you were a kid you turned upside down. 707 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,440 Did you? Ever have one of those? 708 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,720 No, I got one of those. I had. 709 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:51,440 I just had my. Like, what do you call, like, 710 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,760 taxidermied mice? Yeah, Yeah, you wore them around 711 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,680 your neck in the chain. Why did you not have any mates? 712 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,040 Why did you not have any mates when you were? 713 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:58,360 A kid? No. 714 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,120 Do you know what was meant? Why am I your first mate? 715 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,440 Nobody would go or soften with me at that time. 716 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,360 Serious, the regular see if I said see if I mice. 717 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,880 Member genuinely tell the truth and don't just. 718 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,040 Make we were if we were kids. Tell no, No, if we like, will. 719 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,760 Be boys. No, no, I'm a wee boy and. 720 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,760 You're saying now, right? Right, I'm in your car. 721 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,520 Go ahead say like next week, I say to you to all go our soften. 722 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,400 What would you say? I've got kids. 723 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,520 You wouldn't go. I would so I work and have kids, 724 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,720 right? So I would have to. 725 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,360 I work and have our soft. I haven't been in ages. 726 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,200 But I would have to say to my wife and kids. 727 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,280 Yeah, yeah. Daddy can't spend time with you 728 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,840 today. Go back to. 729 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,680 Go back to go back to pre kids. OK, alright, yes, I go with you. 730 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,160 Would you? Just as like a one, I'd be very 731 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,400 curious about it and I would think it was very funny and I'd 732 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,440 want to watch it. Do you know what? 733 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,800 I would really like to go to a bottle reenactment just to 734 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,040 watch. We we sort of did that there. 735 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,440 Did I tell you about this? No, we went to like that 736 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,000 mediaeval Do I talked about this? 737 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,800 No, the mediaeval thing. So last Tenerife. 738 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,320 Last time you're on the pod, we were talking about Tenerife, but 739 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,920 we never talked about. I just saw one night in Scrum 740 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,200 Story and I, I claim to be Mr Tenerife. 741 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,600 I'm big refe, right. But I I didn't even know there 742 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,200 was that in Tenerife. Yeah, So there's like, because 743 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,520 I'd only seen that movies like a mediaeval themed thing. 744 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,400 Yeah. And there's Justin, and you're 745 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,160 sitting eating a big banquet. Yeah, it was good. 746 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,680 What was this and? I would it was it was a thing 747 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,520 called like Castillo. Castle. 748 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,000 Castillo de San. Castle of San. 749 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,480 Miguel wasn't San Miguel, but it was something like that San 750 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,040 Castle beer. Some mark or some right and. 751 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,440 Sound to mark. Yeah, right. 752 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:50,160 And Sandy Castle and umm, we. Sandy Castle sounds like a girl 753 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,160 in her late 30s. She would sing in Loyalist Men's 754 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,880 Club. I was with Sandy Castle, I was 755 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,480 also about to say. Or just a big loyalist? 756 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:02,920 Sandy Castle, don't you make speak to Sandy Castle. 757 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:07,520 You haven't paid your Jews. Sandy Castle's taking the Jews. 758 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,320 That means two things. What you don't? 759 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,240 Want to see a Sandy Castles We notebook come out? 760 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,240 Bad news. Oh, it's see, have you, did you 761 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,560 hear that advert? Those adverts for like 762 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,280 paramilitary loans? It was an advert against it. 763 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:30,400 Actually, you meant, yeah, you meant like offer you are. 764 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:36,640 You skinned how you want to pay for Christmas. 765 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:44,280 Youngly called. It was literally, literally 766 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,160 where it was like somebody, somebody going like, somebody 767 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,280 going like. Failure to pay back alone. 768 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,400 We will kick your call. Yeah. 769 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:56,600 It was your loan back, so we'll come right beat your bodies. 770 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,640 You will have to go to Strong Rock. 771 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,760 You want to. Somebody was literally going 772 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,920 like I don't know how I'm going to afford to pay my bills at the 773 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,240 minute. I'm I'm I'm really desperate. 774 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:14,280 Is there anything you can do for me and short you sure well, and 775 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,160 then it'll be like the phone rings. 776 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,800 That's been three weeks. You got made money yet. 777 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,800 No, nobody will pay back a promise thought, thought at the 778 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,480 door. Right, boys, take our stuff and 779 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,160 you're like there's odds, I guess at the minute and I I know 780 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,080 actually notion dog without. I know what you're talking 781 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,880 about. They're on YouTube. 782 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,240 Have you seen these ones on YouTube? 783 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,640 Is it like domestic violence? Right, right. 784 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,480 Do you know what? It's an important. 785 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,640 Issue because odds are woeful. But you're right. 786 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,800 It's like we talk about, in some ways it's like we talk about 787 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,880 scripts and TV things and all that. 788 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,480 If it's here, if it's gritty, whatever, it has to be like 789 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,720 authentic. And I genuinely think, yeah, 790 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,680 that's bring across obviously an extremely important message, but 791 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,800 like make sure that. Make. 792 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,040 A shot like because then you get that Kazak me and you're going 793 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,960 he don't try. Like, I know you're not 794 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,360 listening to the message. You're not going domestic abuse 795 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,800 is terrible. You're going fuck, How did that? 796 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,080 How did this get made? But the paramilitary guys are 797 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:13,800 always slightly too nice. It's cuz on radio they're not 798 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,120 able to go. They're not able to say I'm 799 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,120 going to send you to Strand Roar, I'm going to fuck your 800 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,840 dad. They're not able, they're not 801 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,680 able to say those things on radio. 802 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,080 Like you can run drop a bottle on. 803 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,520 Why should they just get me in my airsoft stuff? 804 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,400 I take the. Can we write a script where you 805 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,920 are, you're trying to escape a paramilitary debt and you find 806 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,560 all your old airsoft gear and you run around Belfast divide in 807 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,960 the paramilitaries in your ghillie suit. 808 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,560 It's. Called commando, but it's just 809 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,680 because I have no monks left, you know? 810 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:58,160 Oh, mate, that's mental. I I what are we all about? 811 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,200 The old cast Castillo, San Miguel or whatever. 812 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,920 What was it called Down. Is it there typing kit? 813 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,480 No Castillo. Never been like mediaeval thing. 814 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,040 Anyway. Right on. 815 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,200 Yeah. Sorry, type in mediaeval thing. 816 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:18,160 Mediaeval the restaurant. Mediaeval dinner show Mediaeval 817 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,960 dinner show Tenerife. I bet it comes up right anyway, 818 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:27,720 so we went to it and it was all like it's like a fake castle, 819 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,200 which I was wee bit gutted about that. 820 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,440 It wasn't just in like an actual one, but it's all built like 821 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,320 it's I mean it's built, but it's it's only you. 822 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,160 No, but like. Only you shove is, so it's not 823 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,720 in an authentic castle. Imagine they could do something 824 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,440 like this in Carrickfergus but like, oh Carrickfergus. 825 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,480 Or Tenerife. No, but you know. 826 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,880 No, but you know what I mean. In Carrickfergus Cat there's the 827 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,320 real castle. Put a big tent up in there and 828 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,080 do it in there anyway, or do it beside the real castle and the 829 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,720 car castle. To work, if it's not not Wick, 830 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,000 it's Wick. If you're in the car park and 831 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,880 then the castle is just there, I'd say going. 832 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,240 Do you want to play a football match? 833 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:05,000 It's eh, it's all Trafford and then it's in the car park and 834 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,560 all Traffords are. Right. 835 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,680 So anyway, anyway, we'll go to it. 836 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:14,560 And so the boss tried to, it was tumultuous, right? 837 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,560 Like it went on forever. Someone want to put tickets and 838 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:22,240 then fucking show up anyway and they waited for like 45 minutes 839 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,520 on her and then she did show up. Don't even want to talk about 840 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,960 her anyway. I know, but I could go further 841 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:32,240 and I won't I'll tell you after anyway, we it was funny. 842 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,440 It was it's but it's very bitchy anyway. 843 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:38,440 So what happened? What she just like like really 844 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:43,680 cheap like what what you might describe as a hers breath. 845 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,400 All right, that was that type of perfume, right? 846 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,480 Anyways. By Calvin Klein. 847 00:43:53,800 --> 00:44:04,640 Dolce and Gabbana horse breath anyway, so we we we get there a 848 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,640 Chloe is immediately scondered. Like immediately like, Oh my 849 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,120 God, you. Start role because you start 850 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,080 role-playing reservation. We have Saya. 851 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,400 Bring forth a goblet of frosty brew, right? 852 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,800 Anyway, so a. Pair of Bartletts to die. 853 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,440 So we're we get in there. Can you Squire me to the bog, 854 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,480 say? Somebody goes to all of them. 855 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:38,840 What is this witchcraft and wizardry before my eyes? 856 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:48,360 Take a photo. Someone's like Karen, I take it 857 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,760 to you in the SSE admission parchments. 858 00:44:54,720 --> 00:45:00,840 So they come over and they give us like, like tunic things, like 859 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,760 big things, right, Please. Tell me there's a. 860 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,400 Photo they're yellow right? Mine are ones were yellow 861 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,880 because we're going to cheer for the yellow night and the other 862 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,280 one's got black and they're getting the I'm like, could I 863 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,600 not have got the cool colour right anyway, so like. 864 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,080 What's wrong with yellow? Yellow is just it's you're 865 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,680 yelling yellow like on the other. 866 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:22,040 So half the audience, half the audience, half the audience is 867 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,240 cheering for yellow knight and that's us on the other half are 868 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,200 cheering for the the the black Knights, right. 869 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:30,280 And so and there's like a whole show though, like there's a guy 870 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,240 playing a king who is double languaging. 871 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,920 Like you do the full Spanish. Like, you know, I, I can't 872 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,480 really do it, but like. Sounds good. 873 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,520 The needle Castillo that some again. 874 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,040 All that right? That's it, that's it. 875 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,040 When you're on holiday and you're in a taxi, that's every 876 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,360 Radio One, right? Bundes is Coca-Cola. 877 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,040 Right, that voice, right. And so he's doing that and then 878 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,840 he'll go, ladies and gentlemen, go on. 879 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,760 This Count is talented, right? And then he got a bit shit 880 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,840 towards him. But anyway, so he's doing it and 881 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,640 there's him and his missus and the story is that there's nights 882 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,200 coming to compete and it's a game. 883 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,240 And then it stops being a game and someone tries to kidnap and 884 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:14,240 rape the the wife and it's all a bit mad. 885 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,480 And then much it happens where they're actually fighting each 886 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,040 other. And then they end up coming up 887 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,440 with the idea of doing like more games to compete for who's going 888 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,080 to end up marrying this woman or some shit? 889 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,720 And then they just do loads of match it. 890 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,800 And then in the middle of it there was a bet with a fire 891 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:35,520 breather, which was just weird and hard to watch because it was 892 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:41,040 a sweet guy, a little person. Who like young guy? 893 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:46,120 No, he might hang out with Snow White, all right. 894 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:52,640 And I'm a little little man who was screaming on our faces at 895 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,280 one point as we're eating. While you're on the same size as 896 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,440 mine. You know, like as we're eating, 897 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,400 he's in your face going, I guess. 898 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:02,320 Yeah. Hello. 899 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,040 Yeah. Hello. 900 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,120 Yeah, hello. Yeah, hello. 901 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,360 Yeah, hello. Yeah. 902 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,560 He wasn't even clapping time. Like I thought it was awful, 903 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,120 right. And I'm on. 904 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,800 I'll shout yellow when I don't have a mouthful of this fucking 905 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:18,320 soup you've just handed me. Like anyway, so the the fucking 906 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,040 show was unbelievable. One of the guys like, I mean, 907 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,320 they're literally doing the ship riding, flying on horseback with 908 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,800 a fucking spear and balls on it and this fucking thing from 909 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,760 quite far away and I'm going that's fucking impressive right 910 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,440 now. Anyway, a lot of stunt fighting. 911 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,080 One of the guys look like Jesus. It was amazing. 912 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,320 And then. What do you mean? 913 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,240 What? So what do you look like? 914 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,760 He's black. Yeah, yeah. 915 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:45,800 And he looked like he looked like Western traditional 916 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,720 iconography of Jesus. Thank you. 917 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:48,640 OK. Thank you. 918 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,760 Can't Anyway, so where was I going? 919 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,640 Yeah, that guy, he's standing on like that, he becomes the fire 920 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,880 breather later. And this is where the show sort 921 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,680 of lost its way a wee bit because they were already using 922 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,440 fire, fire elements and the place you're indoors and they're 923 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,920 burning petrol. So it's getting a bit Fumi, 924 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:12,160 right, Like genuinely a bit like Fumi. 925 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:19,000 And then so this guy, they have like guys that are like in chain 926 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,760 mill and stuff that are sort of like helpers, you know, guys 927 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,280 that are running out and setting things up for them to do on 928 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,320 their feet. They go and set up like a ring, 929 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,120 like go and pour petrol out of a Sprite bottle or whatever. 7UP 930 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,440 bottle. Breaking the illusion of the 931 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:36,200 show, right? I mean, poured out of a fucking 932 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,640 made casket, you know what I mean? 933 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:43,040 Yeah, exactly right. And pours out a big circle and 934 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:48,040 then this a little man takes his top off, even wear a jester shot 935 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:53,600 on the top that's all off now. And one of these guys grabs him 936 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,000 violently kisses his head as if to say you can die doing this 937 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,200 shit bro hands him the fucking 7UP ball. 938 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:06,400 He takes a swig of it like I mean gulps petrol and then 939 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:13,480 dances around for like, throws a match down and lights the. 940 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,520 The ring around the. Thing and then he's in the Ring 941 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:20,600 of Fire and he's got 2 like sticks and he likes them and 942 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,600 he's doing joggling and throwing shit and all right and then for 943 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,400 like 40 seconds a minute. Does it burn, burn, burn? 944 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,760 And then he spits fire and you're like, holy shit, that is 945 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,920 wild looking, right? And then he dances around for 946 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,360 ages, like 2 or 3 minutes too long and then spits more fire. 947 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,360 And I'm going, you've had that pedal in your mouth for fucking 948 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,160 3 or 4 minutes. You might can't, right? 949 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:50,120 Like you're, you're killing yourself for, for my 950 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,360 entertainment, like for me to sit here and go suits all right, 951 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,720 like, like so weird. And then he starts exchanging 952 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:59,720 his hair and burn the hair off his arms and his chest. 953 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:04,400 No, I'm going, this is hard. Like this is hard to watch. 954 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,800 And then they came out and gave us a bit of venetta and I 955 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,080 stopped basically caring about his safety. 956 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:15,240 But it was like, but it is like I I remember turn around the 957 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,440 clock when they brought me the vianetta. 958 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,800 I know I turn around the clock and was like this guy is setting 959 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,800 himself on fire. What I enjoy ice cream like this 960 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:29,600 is so weird and our pissed ourselves and then he spot even 961 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,040 more of it and I'm going right OK, and then that was it. 962 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,920 And then he sort of runs off and and you know, he got off 963 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,000 everyone. No, you know. 964 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,240 I was in my vianetta like I mean I was hanging dead at the wrong 965 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:45,160 time and then and then the the black Knights one, which is 966 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,480 fucking shit because we've been sharing yellow all night and for 967 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,520 long. But yeah, a lot of fun. 968 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,680 Wouldn't go back though. Very Fumi. 969 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,800 They lit fire to too many things at the end but it. 970 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,160 Was Vienetta. Vienetta was OK, but there was 971 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:02,160 it was a thin slice. That would be your mediaeval 972 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,240 nickname. Thin slice, thin slice, Bring me 973 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:08,640 my ice cream cake. The little man will breathe 974 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,800 fire. What is? 975 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,840 What spell have you put on the scream? 976 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:20,600 He doesn't have more. It is colder than my mother's 977 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,480 chest, you know what I mean? He doesn't understand modern 978 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,600 desserts. Bring out a panic. 979 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,680 Wobbles like a young dragonblood. 980 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:39,240 You know, I don't even know. What's your favourite dessert? 981 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,280 I'll do like a palla cola, umm, Tamil custard Tiramisu. 982 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,880 Yeah, I love tiramisu. We have fancy creamy and cafish 983 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,120 I love. That as an. 984 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,000 Adult dessert it is. Do you know what I also at 985 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,640 school? Sponge cake custard. 986 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,000 That is good. That is good. 987 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:02,800 Ginger cake and custard is good. Madeira. 988 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,880 Yeah, I like it. I'm going to do cake. 989 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,760 I want it to be more flavoured than a Madeira. 990 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,480 Karen does cake. Yeah, because, well, I don't 991 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,360 love stuff like that. Genuinely my favourite desserts 992 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,560 usually apart from like tiramisu or whatever a fruit element I 993 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,360 like fruit do. You want hard to bark Pavlova. 994 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,280 That is hard to work. I like that. 995 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,440 Yeah, me too. I like that. 996 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,600 Named after a dancer? Yeah. 997 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,560 Who? Anna Pavlova. 998 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,680 True. Like, that's true. 999 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:38,440 That's that's fact. You could be could be making it 1000 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,480 up, I'm not sure. I'm not. 1001 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,040 I mean that serious. I know it sounds like, you know, 1002 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,640 it's gone. I know Ford is named after 1003 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,440 somebody who? Henry Ford like, you know. 1004 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,040 Yeah, it's real. Do you? 1005 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,480 What would you like to? What would Karen Bartlett like 1006 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,120 to do this year? This is our first part, me and 1007 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,320 you of 2023. What's 2023? 1008 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,400 The year of? What is it the Chinese year of? 1009 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,680 The year of the Twink. It's the Chinese Year of the 1010 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,600 twink, yeah. I don't know what is it. 1011 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,800 The dragon rabbit? The rabbit. 1012 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,720 Rabbit. It's a Year of the Rabbit. 1013 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,840 Hope it doesn't dry out too quickly. 1014 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,000 Rabbit loin, anyway. Oh, I don't. 1015 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,040 I don't understand that because I'm not in the 1600s. 1016 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,160 See, I am sure. Thin slices cooking up some 1017 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,480 lovely rabbits. That's a good accent. 1018 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,720 I know it was Jamaican. I was. 1019 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,760 That's also the sort of accent that would go down well on our 1020 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:35,520 soft side. Hello, Hello, film nerds. 1021 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:40,240 Is that the 1928 Thompson of the 1919 I I you know what I mean. 1022 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,720 You can anyway. Is it artificially aged or 1023 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,560 natural? Help me into my ghillie suit. 1024 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:53,240 Why are there no girls? Here do you notice? 1025 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:55,480 I cry myself just. You know what is genuinely 1026 00:53:55,480 --> 00:54:01,800 depressing about it? And this was this was an issue 1027 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,400 towards the end for me. It was getting the bit where 1028 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,560 like there was fewer adults go like because when I started 1029 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,520 going to that one, it was nearly all just guys like literally in 1030 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:14,160 their 20s and 30s. And then it started to be some 1031 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,440 of them were bringing their kids and then going, I don't really 1032 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,000 want to shoot a kid like. Look like you would. 1033 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:23,400 I definitely, I wasted a couple of them one time without 1034 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,800 thinking about it because I, I, I did the bang rule. 1035 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,800 I did the bang rule where there were two the bang rule. 1036 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,680 They. Were they were within about 10 1037 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,280 feet of me. And you think that's OK? 1038 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:41,400 I, I said bang, you know, so that they're not, I'm not going 1039 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,800 to actually shoot them from her. I'm one of them turned around 1040 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,960 and fired at me and missed. I just went. 1041 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:54,000 With your car, you helicopter. I just, I just wasted, wasted 1042 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,400 them. Yeah, fuck them. 1043 00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,120 That that doesn't make it any killer. 1044 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,320 No, no. Buying children Bang Bang 1045 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,840 children. Do you want to do this year? 1046 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,600 Well, you were talking to get you in the airsoft in a way that 1047 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,520 takes you away, you know, so that you've you've constantly 1048 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,160 got to be going here family and going ourself. 1049 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I want what I want to do. 1050 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,880 So Sandy, I have ranking goals and I have I have live commonly 1051 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,720 goals. You said your year starts when 1052 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,360 the. 23rd. 23rd of January, No, that's still. 1053 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,480 It's still 2022 to me. But why? 1054 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,120 Why is this? And why that dates specifically? 1055 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,840 Because I'm going away next week, I have a few days or going 1056 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,600 to an academic conference. I come back on the 21st, I'm 1057 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,880 having the 22nd off. I'm having that Sunday to 1058 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,520 myself. I don't know what football is on 1059 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,000 that day, but I'm going to be watching it and then. 1060 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,080 What will you be wearing on your the 22nd that in between day? 1061 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,560 The red specials for sure. Like I'm not leaving the house, 1062 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,200 it's red specials. I might even go topless for a 1063 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:02,400 time depend on how cold it is. And then I'm going to 23rd new 1064 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,400 year new meme it you're the rabbit. 1065 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,280 I'm already behaving though. I've been behaving for wise for 1066 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:11,120 36 hours now. That's true. 1067 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,480 Yeah, it's not that long. No, no, you had a, you had a 1068 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,200 very healthy brunch with me. I don't have a wee healthy, wee 1069 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,120 healthy start today. What's the yesterday? 1070 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,920 I was very, I was very well behaved yesterday. 1071 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,640 What's the thing that would show? 1072 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,760 Because I'm in count for boxing at the moment, Fox. 1073 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,600 I'm trying to eat right, You know what I mean? 1074 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,600 Trying to load up in the carbs. I don't know what I'm supposed 1075 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:34,280 to do. But if I'm tired, I will want 1076 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,920 chocolate. Vegan chocolate, like chocolate. 1077 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,280 I'm not the cheap call you nerd. Oh, vegan chocolate, I'm tired. 1078 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,360 What's the thing that would make you slip up? 1079 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:51,760 Crisps, crisps or like after a gig wanting something dirty 1080 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:57,120 because I don't often, I don't always have dinner before a gig 1081 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,760 if it doesn't work out time wise. 1082 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,240 And then I'll want some laughter. 1083 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:03,480 And your options are almost always just like stink. 1084 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,840 Like because I'm not going home and Kirk at fucking 12:00 at 1085 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,320 night. So it's like you get chips or 1086 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,440 Chinese or pizza or some. Meal prep meal. 1087 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,080 Get the week you ask me what makes me slip, I'm telling you 1088 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,600 the blood of mice is what I slip. 1089 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,440 On now, will you? If crisps are in the house, will 1090 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,160 you eat them? Sort of. 1091 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,760 Do you have to not buy them? You have to not buy. 1092 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:23,480 Them. They. 1093 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,920 They they can't be alert mate. I I like no, I can't have them 1094 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,440 in the house. Now, would you go back to the 1095 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,000 PT? You were doing that a bit last 1096 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,720 year, you did the PT thing. Is that just not for you? 1097 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,680 Will you be looking for? Another just two million thing 1098 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,160 at the gym this year. Yeah, because I've joined. 1099 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,840 You do a fancy health club. I do as I mean, no. 1100 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:46,880 I pay for membership of a fancy. I've been a depressingly low 1101 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:52,160 amount of times, but that's 23rd get to 23rd and I don't have 1102 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,480 anywhere to be like there's nothing. 1103 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,840 I, I do, I, I know you don't have this or I feel like you 1104 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:03,800 don't have it because I do and I and I don't see it new, but I, I 1105 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,760 have an issue where if I have like a conference planned, I'm 1106 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:11,520 finding it hard to do things this week knowing that I have to 1107 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:16,160 break my routine next week. I have a real problem a lot. 1108 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,880 I like having a routine a lot, but I understand it has you have 1109 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,240 to rule it. It has to be broken like. 1110 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:25,200 I know, but I like I actually struggle that like I'm 1111 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,600 struggling a lot right now. Like I feel tremendous stress by 1112 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,800 next week, even though it's going to be a good time. 1113 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,000 And I would get this about like fun things as well. 1114 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,920 But then if you know that that's always a thing for you, what are 1115 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,760 you doing to try? And are you trying to change? 1116 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,040 I've got a breakup. Pattern before I go somewhere so 1117 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,760 that when I'm there I don't feel guilt about not doing things 1118 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,720 work wise. But then there are times when 1119 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,960 you have to not do things. I know, but I just I get 1120 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,440 tremendous. I don't like not doing things, 1121 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:57,360 but so if you if you take breaks, then I don't like taking 1122 00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,920 breaks from Kagan. So I'm a bit of a hypocrite, but 1123 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:02,520 there are times where I'll be like, I'm just going to take a 1124 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,080 few days now. See, when you have a gig book, 1125 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,800 yeah, you can still function during that day. 1126 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,840 I find that really difficult. Like if I know I'm gigging 1127 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,760 tonight, like this is fine because we're just talking like, 1128 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:16,560 but if I, if this was like a, somebody said to me today here, 1129 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,160 sit down and expect me to do like actual work or something. 1130 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,760 I like, I like to have a busy day, the day of a show because 1131 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,920 too much sit in the boat. I'll be able to go on stage and 1132 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,280 go. I'm tired, so I've done nothing. 1133 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:33,160 To say I love sitting about, but I know I love like I I would 1134 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,760 love. I will get time today, like 1135 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:39,080 whenever I whenever this is over, I have a we meeting that 1136 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,800 was moved so it's nice. I actually get to go home 1137 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:44,280 earlier, have a phone, a phone meeting, and then another week 1138 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,560 chat on the phone and then I'm free, chat light and then I'm 1139 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,280 free. Yeah, people, people ring me up 1140 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:55,120 and I pretend like I'm some like slutty English person just being 1141 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,560 like, yeah, finger me, you know what I mean? 1142 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:04,440 Keep going. Twag station, but I'm Yeah. 1143 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,840 Do you have like, do you have like with the fitness stuff and 1144 01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,520 all that? Do you just want to like be more 1145 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,720 disciplined or anything like that, or do you have like a goal 1146 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:17,120 or anything? To not die young is a good goal, 1147 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,400 but. It actually. 1148 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,160 Is Yeah, No, I, I have do you know what? 1149 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,560 You know what I did right? I've I've used My Fitness Pal 1150 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:30,000 before, but I've never had I I only discovered this yesterday 1151 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 that there's a button, you know, do you use it? 1152 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,840 No. I have before I have so there's, 1153 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,800 you know, the wee diary, but where you put in all your food 1154 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,000 and it helps you can't talk or drink. 1155 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,360 No, no, not real out really does help me right? 1156 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,960 And I've lost weight using it before the repeat. 1157 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,120 Thing. The what? 1158 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,800 So if you put something once, it saves it. 1159 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,240 Oh yeah, I know. That's great. 1160 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,160 But also like it just, it helps me to calorie count. 1161 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,880 I, I can't do that in my head. Like I forget I don't like Clue 1162 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,760 or like you put in what it basically works out like a 1163 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,120 number of calories for you to maintain your current weight. 1164 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,680 Now, obviously because I'm heavy, that number is quite 1165 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,960 high. So if I go in the deficit, I can 1166 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,440 lose weight by eating like normal amount of calories for 1167 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,520 somebody. But then I shave a wee bit off 1168 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,040 that. And so like I'm looking at my 1169 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,720 number and I if I stay on there or around that number, I'm 1170 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,640 happy, right, Because I'm always in deficit. 1171 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:24,360 Then right now there's a wee thing at the bottom of it though 1172 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,680 that says complete diary for the day. 1173 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,520 Now I have never seen that before. 1174 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:33,040 And I clicked on it yesterday to complete after I put everything 1175 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:37,120 in and I clicked on it and it brings up what we noticed. 1176 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:42,400 It says if every day was like today, in five days or in five, 1177 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:43,840 in five weeks you'll be this week. 1178 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,000 And that's actually a tremendous incentive for me because like it 1179 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,960 was like if I keep doing what I did yesterday, I'll have dropped 1180 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,760 like, what was it like a stone in £9 or something? 1181 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,040 And that's five weeks. And. 1182 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,320 Then if you keep doing, you know. 1183 01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,440 Keep doing it. Yeah, obviously you do that for 1184 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,560 a year, you're dropping like fucking £100 normally. 1185 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,640 No, I can drop a, you know, probably easily. 1186 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:09,880 Well, no, no, I was just saying last time I dropped £20 on a on 1187 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,360 a way accumulator at the weekend there on the FA Cup. 1188 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,920 I got nostalgic right. I don't thought I'll stick a way 1189 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:18,880 better on having really bet. I bet once in August and then I 1190 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,400 bet I can't remember what I bet on and then I think the start of 1191 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:26,080 the season and then I bet, I bet on the FA Cup. 1192 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,560 I I got Wrexham. I knew fucking Wrexham. 1193 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:33,000 I was like I'm targeting Wrexham to beat them constantly dead and 1194 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,240 then Liverpool fucked me. Wrexham 4. 1195 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,240 These cunts 3. Yeah, yeah. 1196 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,000 Who were they on calendar and what they call them? 1197 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,320 Fucking Liverpool fucked me. I thought Liverpool would. 1198 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,760 Have a nice shirt, nice guy, blue black collar. 1199 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,080 I think it's Hummel. Nice. 1200 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:54,840 I like, I like is it is it Wickham have that Navy and sky 1201 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,560 blue? Yeah, chequered, yeah. 1202 01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,080 Or they used to. I used to like that. 1203 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:00,560 Yeah, I think they always have that, yeah. 1204 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,360 Yeah. Is that confirm was still there? 1205 01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:03,960 No, he's retired. Is he retired? 1206 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,480 Yeah, last season was last season. 1207 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,800 Shoot it on maybe the dead and I just didn't see it. 1208 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:08,800 There should have been more of that. 1209 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,400 He was an inspiration like. Oh yeah? 1210 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,640 Is that what you want to be? The white I can film. 1211 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,320 In many miles I already AM. Imagine if you kept on the My 1212 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,080 Fitness Pal kept dropping a stone. 1213 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,840 And we get, we get to that. That same and sign for Wickham 1214 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,320 and started playing for. Imagine I do that and then when 1215 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,000 we play this fucking charity. Game against Man United 1216 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,480 elections. And Blackmore won't know what 1217 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:31,240 had them. You go. 1218 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,120 Was that the way I can find one? I'll go. 1219 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,600 Ah. Yeah, and you're sick of 1220 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,600 flicking it over people's heads Just up and down the channel. 1221 01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:39,440 I'm like. Kieran because I was, I was 1222 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,480 planning on doing that at this thing, but now I'm thinking loan 1223 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,600 forward they won't have offside out, will track, will Easter 1224 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,240 will have offset. Yeah, because it's a football 1225 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:50,800 match. I know bum sound like. 1226 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,640 No, there will be. Yeah. 1227 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,960 It won't be. I don't think it'll be too 1228 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,800 strict, but there will be. I don't have. 1229 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,920 The AR no VR. Well, here I play on the 1230 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,960 shoulder, so it's alright. Used in behind. 1231 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,160 I love that. That's that's that's my street 1232 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,640 name we carry in behind. He loves it. 1233 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,160 And they get in behind in the Gilly suit. 1234 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:13,720 All right, look, we'll leave it there. 1235 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,880 A partner, but then. Thanks for today, it's been 1236 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,320 lovely. Always been an eye opener on a 1237 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,920 real character study into your. It's a date dive. 1238 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,560 Karen Bartlett, deep dive. Deep dive into your brain and 1239 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,800 honestly I wish I hadn't opened it. 1240 01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:27,600 Why? Because because that's that my 1241 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:32,360 stuff is. And I again, I know you're being 1242 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:34,160 almost. That's some of the most 1243 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,360 disturbing stuff I've. Is that what is that? 1244 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,000 Here I am, Yeah. Yeah. 1245 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:39,280 Is it? How far? 1246 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,320 Talking about the way you've executed mice. 1247 01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,960 Hold on a wee second, they are vermin. 1248 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,520 Like I'm not being I'm. Am I going to come off like a 1249 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,520 wanker talking with us? About Syrian refugees like yeah, 1250 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,880 do. You know what I mean. 1251 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,560 Though I guess not actually bad. We had a most nice. 1252 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:02,760 What you did, what did you do? From the man in a van. 1253 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,440 Really. What do you think he did with 1254 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,200 it? What do you think he did? 1255 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,320 You know what I think the most? He put it in like a wee. 1256 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,480 I saw him take it in a little presentation box, so he must do 1257 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:16,120 made a wee house inside a little hole of the black box and I 1258 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:20,400 think he left it where we thought there was one most And 1259 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,680 he I don't know what he did, but I think he just he left the wee 1260 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,600 bit of chocolate and we bed inside and the most it never 1261 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,600 came out of it. So I think the most just crawled 1262 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,920 into the. Human trap. 1263 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,040 You know what's inhuman? Those. 1264 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,280 Karen, I think the most, was fully dead. 1265 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,800 Oh really? It was a trap. 1266 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,800 I don't genuinely think a mom brought around a little bit of 1267 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,400 chocolate and put a miniature bed inside a box and. 1268 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,720 Moist just stayed, I thought. I thought the bed was a joke, 1269 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,040 but like putting away. Mice are attracted. 1270 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,840 The chocolate, you know. Yeah, but how long would how 1271 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,080 nice would the chocolate be for the most to just indefinitely 1272 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:50,760 stay in that? No. 1273 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,320 No, they have, they have, they have. 1274 01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,160 They have human traps. They have miniature chocolate 1275 01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:57,520 moist. Traps. 1276 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:01,320 No, they have humane traps were like a mouse or even like a rat. 1277 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:05,120 They're beggar for rats go into it and they can't get they can't 1278 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:09,200 get back out, but they're in it and you take it and release it 1279 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,920 somewhere, which I think is is daft because it'll just run back 1280 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,160 your house unless you're really far away. 1281 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,200 But like who's driving 2 mile away from their house to drop a 1282 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,400 rat somewhere? Now I. 1283 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,520 Don't know, I've gave you a left home before. 1284 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:25,000 Do you know what I mean though? Like, do you know what's 1285 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,840 inhumane? Those those sheets of paper with 1286 01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:28,480 the glue on them. Yeah. 1287 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:32,000 Where they go to run on it and it traps them and then like you 1288 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,440 take out of your Ben so you're either going to starve the thing 1289 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:38,240 to death or start to death or you're going to whack it you. 1290 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,480 Whacked. It hold on, it has Tony Soprano. 1291 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,440 I know I've whacked them, but they have a fucking sporting 1292 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,800 chance against me. Don't do they do. 1293 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,320 That's a chance and here if I'm, if I, if I was shooting at them 1294 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:50,520 and I miss. Yeah. 1295 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,640 Then they should have the good sense to fuck off, you know what 1296 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:54,880 I mean? Like, but I mean like dropping 1297 01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:57,280 the the bottle on them or like trying to catch them if you've 1298 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,400 ever gone after all the brush or a mop or something. 1299 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:04,200 Because I'm not in a carry on. Film the. 1300 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,920 Sorry, I forgot what the Benny Hill music was, and I think I 1301 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:12,480 did. That's Christmas music. 1302 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:18,000 No, that's Christmas. But. 1303 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,640 That's what I did, All right. What's Benny Hill? 1304 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,920 Michael Winslow over there. No, I think, I don't know. 1305 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:31,160 I hope it doesn't come off. I, I, I don't think, I, I don't 1306 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:34,040 wish harm on any animals. I just think that like they're 1307 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:35,520 vermin like. Tell the rest of the boys in 1308 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:39,560 Magalbury when you get in. Does that they're come off like 1309 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,480 why you're talking about? No, I know. 1310 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,760 Come off. Like I want this to be the year 1311 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,920 of you back in yourself because we've been friends for a long 1312 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,720 time and I do say stuff to just get in your head a wee tiny bit 1313 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,440 a mess about and you're always like made this out really bad. 1314 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:55,240 I'm always joking, right? I'm always joking. 1315 01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:57,600 Never. I'm all whatever I say. 1316 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,400 I mean the opposite, right, Kay? You've been a great guest today, 1317 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:05,320 ladies and gentlemen. No, as always, Thank you for 1318 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:09,800 coming on SSE. Kieran Bartlett But it's not it 1319 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:13,960 says SSE Arena, but he's having it in at the home, a cab stand 1320 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,560 beside the SSE in the car park. No SSE Arena. 1321 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,720 What did? November the. 1322 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,680 At night, November. November. 1323 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,080 The it'll be in the description end. 1324 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,040 November the 9th. It'll be in the 9th. 1325 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,720 Of November 10th November will lose. 1326 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,720 Saturday. I meant whichever the same is 1327 01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:34,479 enough. Whatever the Saturday is 10th, 1328 01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:35,680 put it in the script on the 10th. 1329 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,200 Kieran, please stop at. Monday. 1330 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:43,479 On Friday, it's in the. Description to you the rabbit. 1331 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,600 It's in the description. Kieran Bartlett SSC Arena 1332 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,880 Tickets for the live podcast Meet Kieran Thieve might still 1333 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,279 be on sale at this time, but probably could not be. 1334 01:08:52,279 --> 01:08:54,560 We don't know, but if they are, they'll be in the description. 1335 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:59,240 I'm on tour everywhere. The she and todd.com in the 1336 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,120 description Opera House, all that. 1337 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:08,040 It's Year the rabbit, so say something. 1338 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,640 What's up talk? So let's fuck like rabbits, no?