1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing. 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 And it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:40,680 You love it, zippers. 15 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,360 Welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast with me, she 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,680 and Todd. It's a nice time. 17 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,720 We're in the studio. Came to the studio last week, 18 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,440 tried to record an episode by myself, tried about 6-7 times, 19 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,400 then in the end I was just staring at myself back in the 20 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,320 webcam, which I've done before, with just a feeling of 21 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,560 disgusting myself. I was like, I just can't get 22 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,720 into it. I looked at my hair. 23 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,680 I was like, it's nearly coming over the ears. 24 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,480 So I had to get a haircut. I've got a haircut today. 25 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,160 I feel good. I'm looking at two masked up 26 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,880 nerds right now who believe in COVID. 27 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,280 Don and Mike, you think there's some sort of pandemic going on? 28 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,920 Fucking weirdos. And one of them is sitting deep 29 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,440 in the shadows of his, legs crossed, like he's waiting for 30 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:33,320 me to audition with some sort of burlesque act, you know, so I 31 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:36,600 can get gigs in his, I don't know, like, private gentlemen's 32 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,720 club. And all I can say is a 33 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:43,800 reflection of his glasses and the reflection from his penis. 34 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:48,640 And then straight ahead of me, there's another guy who just 35 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,320 can't keep being sweet. He can't stop being sweet. 36 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:57,360 Every weekend podcast, it looks like I'm being filmed by an 8 37 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,640 year old boy on his break from school because he's just 38 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,920 stuffing confectionery into his face. 39 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,400 He's eating a block at the minute. 40 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:12,000 It should be shared between, I don't know, a village, but he's 41 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,240 eating it all himself in his fat face. 42 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,320 He loves it. He absolutely loves it. 43 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,640 And this it's a melting into his hands and he's got chocolate all 44 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,480 over his mind and it's a nice time. 45 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:28,080 And these are just the guys that I do the podcast with and, and 46 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,680 it's a good time because honestly, when I try to do the 47 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,280 episode by myself, I just couldn't do it. 48 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,520 I couldn't do it because I thought if somebody comes in by 49 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,840 mistake, it's weird to just be filming yourself doing a 50 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:45,000 podcast, you know, It's weird. So I need these shadowy face 51 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,080 stuffer guys around me. And it's a good time, you know? 52 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,800 And it is definitely interesting to be in a room with guys whose 53 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,080 views on COVID are completely parallel to mine. 54 00:02:56,080 --> 00:03:00,880 You know, these guys are taking precautions, masks, face hand 55 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,600 wipes, all that kind of stuff. I like the rest of the 56 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:09,200 population know the COVID was set up to stop the 12th of July 57 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,720 from happening. So if you don't think that 58 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,920 you're crazy, well, hey, real talk for a second, right? 59 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,560 And by the way, real talk isn't like some new feature I'm going 60 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,800 to be doing, right? But why does everybody, why is 61 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,360 everybody acting, you know, the way everybody's like you're 62 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,560 being muzzled, the pub, the people are being muzzled. 63 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,280 These masks are used being muzzled like we dogs by the 64 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,960 government. I don't that I don't think that 65 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,280 sounding bad. You know what I mean? 66 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,680 Because, you know, plenty of people like wearing a muzzle, 67 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,600 you know, and people are like they're keeping you at home and 68 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,280 all they're keeping you at home. So you don't go out and want to 69 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:51,040 keep everybody in their homes. Eh, Amazon Prime, Netflix homes, 70 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,920 great homes, definitely better than outside because when you're 71 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,080 outside you can get shot on by a bird. 72 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,440 You can't do, you can't do that in the house. 73 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,480 You know, and people as well are like, oh, you know, they're, 74 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,920 they're just trying to, they're trying to stop you travelling. 75 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,600 I don't know if the last everyone has a everyone's 76 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,520 attitude of travels totally changed and we now have this 77 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,600 romanticised idea of or when you go to Belfast International 78 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,240 Airport on you skip off into the sunshine. 79 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:21,320 It's not like that. You've got 2 1/2 hours in 80 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,800 between of just walking around the airport. 81 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,040 What about when you empty your pockets and there's a big queue 82 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,520 and they're rushing you through and you're like, oh, and you 83 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,200 can't get your Pogs into your pocket. 84 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,680 Whatever you had, you know, it was Mike. 85 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:39,360 It's loads of chocolate. You know, like Mike brings her 86 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,520 so much chocolate it sets a metal detector off. 87 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,280 And they're like, it's just chocolate, but you've so much of 88 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,640 it. But it's, it's come to our 89 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,640 attention. They might be smuggling some in. 90 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,080 I was going to say something really disgusting. 91 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,960 Everyone but umm, everyone has this romance idea travel and 92 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,400 shit. I mean being in a different 93 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,000 place is good, but the travel is so bad. 94 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,840 So I think all this is good. Their muzzle on us. 95 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,360 OK good, that'll be comfy in my mouth. 96 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,000 They're keeping in your house. Oh, indoors is great. 97 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,760 You know, they're stop and travel good because if it was 98 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,960 sunny all the time, you'd never leave here. 99 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,840 You'd never leave here. And anybody who says that, it's 100 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,320 a fucking lunatic. If it was like us all the time, 101 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,720 you'd never leave. It's nice one day in May, so 102 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,680 we're having a good time. But I would leave because if I 103 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,480 leave then I'll not be around people going. 104 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,320 It's like I saw a 10, you wouldn't leave. 105 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,920 And as old people say, I always have a really fat neck, fat neck 106 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,840 and fat chain. Even if we're not fat people, 107 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,320 it's like I saw a 10, never leave. 108 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:48,760 Fuck off and loads of want to get through loads of want to 109 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,280 talk about some stuff I want to watch. 110 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,600 OK, we're going to here's the thing. 111 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,800 We're moving the podcast into 2020. 112 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,280 We're trying to springboard into 2021 and we're going to be 113 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:03,320 watching videos on the podcast as we go. 114 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,040 All right, I don't know how that's going to work, but I'm 115 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,560 I'm going to assume that it'll be fine. 116 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:12,200 And the first thing to kick us off that I want to watch is 117 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:17,400 something that I got sent. Now, this is somebody that 118 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:23,640 called in to a local radio show and it's an like it's it's an 119 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,840 old an old woman. No, but that's not offensive to 120 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,760 ever. It was to say that it was an old 121 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:31,560 woman who phoned a local radio phone in and she wants to have 122 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,960 her say on COVID. She's trying to make a point. 123 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:39,880 And then I don't know if I agree with the the sentiment exactly, 124 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:44,680 but let's let's have a listen to this genuinely was a call that 125 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,520 happened, I think on BBC Radio foil. 126 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,560 This is a genuine call. Here it is. 127 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,200 That's for 20 years. But I don't care. 128 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,480 Anybody says I think at the end of the troubles, Catherine, we 129 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,120 all felt, you know, we kind of all breathe. 130 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:59,040 We sort of sigh of relief. You thought keepers were maybe 131 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,720 getting summer. I think this year's been a bit 132 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:07,000 mad, hasn't it all? Told so tragic this yeah see 133 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,000 during the troubles you got no you had it got shorter blown up, 134 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,240 but you didn't get the COVID, you know. 135 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:26,530 Right. Maybe if we just go from the 136 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,370 start, which is it's about 20 years ago. 137 00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:30,570 I don't care what anybody says. I think at the end of the 138 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:32,530 troubles, Kathleen, we all felt, you know, we kind of all 139 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:35,000 breathe. We sort of sigh of relief. 140 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,560 You thought tippers were maybe getting somewhere. 141 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,440 I think this year's been a bit mad, hasn't it all? 142 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:43,160 No, Kathleen. I mean, the guy's right. 143 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,640 You know what I mean? Mark Patterson, he's 100% right. 144 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:52,040 Hey, it has been a mad year. It's fair to say it's been a mad 145 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,920 year. We're getting closer to 100 146 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:58,240 subscribers from Patreon. COVID, I don't know what else 147 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,760 has happened, but things have happened. 148 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,480 And Kathleen has phoned in to make this point. 149 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,280 She hasn't just blurted this out. 150 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,720 She has had this thought and then been like, this needs a 151 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,680 medium. I need, I need radio for this. 152 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,680 And I mean, I don't know if I get her point. 153 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:20,240 It's just to say, so tragic. Yes, good start. 154 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,640 See, during the troubles, you got an old headache, got 155 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,920 shorter, blown up, but you didn't get the COVID, you know? 156 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:33,720 Now, The thing is, first of all, there are people who do yearn 157 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,159 for the troubles. There are older people here like 158 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,679 bring it back, you know, for example, probably guys who run 159 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:45,560 businesses replacing windows. You know, that was that was the 160 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:48,240 go, I would say the golden age and window replacement. 161 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:54,680 But Kathleen's point there is that, yes, there were risks 162 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,400 during the Troubles and you did get, in her own words, blown up 163 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,720 or killed, but you didn't get COVID. 164 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,440 But I mean, I don't get the point there where she's like, 165 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,840 listen, you died, but you didn't die with with. 166 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,360 You didn't die without your sense of taste lost. 167 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:17,600 You know, she's like you didn't she's like you, you would you 168 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,680 got killed during the Troubles, definitely. 169 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:24,160 But here's the point. You didn't have a fever when 170 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,000 that happened. I, I love that so much. 171 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,080 I love that she is just such a nice old lady who just wants a 172 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,960 little bit of the troubles back. You know what I mean? 173 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,840 Like, like when you miss something like, you know, like a 174 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,760 family dog, you know, like a pet. 175 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,480 And you're like, oh, do you remember, do you remember Rover? 176 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,640 He had run up out here. Do you remember? 177 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,000 I remember the time he went missing and he hadn't actually 178 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,080 left the house at all. He was under, under we Jimmy's 179 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,160 bed. You're a member. 180 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,800 And she said Kathleen's sitting in the house being like, do you 181 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,640 remember Sierra Matthew UVF? Do you remember? 182 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,400 Do you remember when they would do you remember when they would 183 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,640 take you from your house? They would take you down an 184 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,600 alleyway? Do you remember that time that 185 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,400 took me? Do you remember that time I was 186 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,640 Do you remember that time I was selling ease? 187 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:19,640 I was selling ease from a stall out the front of the house. 188 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,640 And the boys came round and the says Kathleen, let's go. 189 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,400 And they did. They did. 190 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,640 They put a bit of lead into both knees. 191 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:33,440 But the important thing is there was no cofit. 192 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,200 And that is the thing older people do. 193 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,800 They put an F in instead of AV cofit. 194 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:46,000 Yes, there was paramilitary murders every day, but there was 195 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,080 not. There was not. 196 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,240 Cofit. Let's get back to it. 197 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:56,080 I mean, we did the live Patreon podcast last night, but if 198 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,640 you're not a part, not a Patreon subscriber, you won't hear for a 199 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,320 couple of weeks. But we were talking, we're not 200 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,240 talking about that on the Troubles, but we were talking 201 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,880 about how, you know, the, like, Riot and the troubles of 202 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,520 sectarianism is very much a summer sport. 203 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:16,120 You know, it's very like, it thrives in good conditions 204 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,720 because nobody is really committed to it. 205 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,320 Not really. Like a lot of people will say 206 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,360 they are. They've got the tattoos. 207 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,560 They're saying they're singing all the songs, you know, and 208 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,840 they're like, we're going out to do a protest here. 209 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,200 We're going to attack the police. 210 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:34,280 Yeah, because it's early July. Would those same fellas get up 211 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:38,960 on a crisp December morning and go down to the interface? 212 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,680 No, they would not. There's a reason the 11th and 213 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:47,840 12th of July are in July, 100 percent, 100%. 214 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,160 Like, it's not. Yeah. 215 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,800 Because people go like, Americans come over and they're 216 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,960 like, like, why do you guys do? Why the 11th? 217 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,520 What's the cultural significance of the 11th and 12th of July? 218 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,680 And boys are like Rosen. It's Rosen. 219 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,760 And the boys can wear shorts, you know, And that's another 220 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,760 thing like I I yearn to just see a little bit of that, you know, 221 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:14,520 to see like a see an angry loyalist in a pair of in a pair 222 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:20,240 of shorts, a pair of Adidas gazelles and with top off, you 223 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,520 know, and then I think we should. 224 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,800 I never want to stir up trouble ever, obviously, because it's 225 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:31,560 irresponsible. At the same time, I think with 226 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,920 the 12th and all this year and like marching season, the riots, 227 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,880 the counter riots, all that, I think this year, if we get to do 228 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,200 it, let's let's turn it up a notch. 229 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,720 Let's if we're going to do it, let's fucking do it. 230 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,640 Let's every if you're like a reformed guy who's like, oh, 231 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,560 that was the old life. I left the behind. 232 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,960 I've got grandkids now, you know, made no get them minded 233 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,440 and this July get back out there. 234 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,240 And if you're a guy on the other side being like, I didn't want 235 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,480 them marching down the street. But now I've learned respect, 236 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,520 I've learned tolerance. I've learned that, you know, 237 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,800 we're just brought up slightly differently, but people should 238 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,080 be able to walk wherever they want. 239 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:08,720 No get back out there and say over my dead body and you start 240 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,920 throwing things and let's just let's just bring it back. 241 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:19,960 I heard a story about somebody who like was linked to being 242 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,760 like a rioter a couple of years ago. 243 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,280 Well, like a few years ago, people are like, oh, he's a 244 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,960 rioter. I don't know if he did, but I do 245 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:31,760 know that somebody I know knew him and was about. 246 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,720 So here's the thing. There's this guy, right? 247 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:42,080 And I know a guy who knows this guy and this guy has been 248 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,280 accused of being a rioter before. 249 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:50,000 And my mate did not confirm or deny this, but did say that he 250 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,520 was talking to the guy years before the guy got like well 251 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,640 known. And he said that the guy goes, 252 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:01,720 the guy, sorry. The guy shows up with like to 253 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:07,200 this guy's house with like 8 bottles of Budweiser and the guy 254 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,240 goes, what's the beer for? And the guy goes. 255 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:15,840 The other guy goes because you can drink them and then you can 256 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,720 throw them. And honestly, that is one of the 257 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,840 most beautiful things I've ever heard my entire life. 258 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,040 Like that's that's a double win on the Budweiser. 259 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,720 You know what I mean? Drop a bud through it. 260 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,240 You know, you're not just picking up empties or you're not 261 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,040 like going to buy a carry out and sitting empty and to go to 262 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,960 the riot. He was enjoying himself in the 263 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,600 run up to it. I drank it a throat, you know, 264 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,480 it is recycling in a way, because a lot of the guys were 265 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,520 drinking bottles, bending them and then finding bottles from 266 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,120 somewhere else using double the bottles. 267 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,800 These guys are like, no, don't be bending them, I'll be using 268 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,640 them tomorrow. So yeah, I don't know if that I 269 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,680 don't know if that was true, but I really enjoyed the way it was 270 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,600 told. And the guy who told me didn't 271 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,400 have reason to lie. So I think it maybe didn't 272 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,200 happen. But let's just knock it all in 273 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,440 the head. And I actually do, you know 274 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,600 what? I've had to think about it. 275 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,880 Let's knock it in the head. The troubles, all that kind of 276 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,160 stuff. No, let's, let's knock it in the 277 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,520 head. Let's have a day like the Purge. 278 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:23,040 Let's have a day where we where, where you can really say what 279 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,160 you think because that's what we're scared to do nowadays. 280 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:30,040 Even more so with COVID. We're scared to say what we 281 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,360 think. We're muzzled. 282 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,720 I say permanently. We keep the masks on, but one 283 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,840 day and let me pick a date off the top of my head. 284 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:46,560 Oh, hmm, 12th of July, we take the masks off and you can say 285 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,520 whatever you want. Imagine let's have, can we have 286 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,120 a social media purge? Can we have a day where you can 287 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,600 go on and just post whatever you want and you don't have to stop 288 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,960 yourself and be like, Oh my, go to gaol for this or whatever, 289 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,720 you know, can we like, let's say some words that have not been 290 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,960 uttered in a long time, but no one would take offence. 291 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:12,320 Let's bring it back. Any words you want to bring 292 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:21,720 back? I mean, here's the thing, right? 293 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:26,840 Everyone has used every word. You've used every word at some 294 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,200 point. But the test of your character 295 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,560 is how long ago was the from the last time you said it? 296 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,960 You know, it's like a meetings. It's like, how long are you 297 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,000 sober? Like you're never truly, you're 298 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,920 never truly like totally PC, but you're working towards it. 299 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,920 And you're like, listen, it's been 600 days since I've since 300 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:51,920 I've touched a slang word. You know, I've actually never, 301 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,440 I've never said an offensive word. 302 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,880 But a lot of people, in fact, Big Mike, just before we 303 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,600 recorded, I said, are we good to go? 304 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:03,880 And he said yes and then referred to me as something that 305 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,800 I can't repeat, but let's just say there was an Asian element 306 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,960 to I'm sure we need that. He didn't. 307 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,520 And then I can hear what he said. 308 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,440 So much sweet at popping candy in his mouth, Jelly babies, 309 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,200 licorice, all sorts. I mean, Mike is like a 310 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,079 professional cameraman, you know what I mean? 311 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,520 He's a video maker. This is his job. 312 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,599 And he like to be honest, like he has he has who? 313 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:30,720 Mike has a van for like getting round the shoots and stuff, but 314 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,200 he has like no earthly possessions because any time he 315 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,240 gets paid from a job, he just goes straight to the news 316 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:42,360 agents. He goes straight to the news 317 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,840 agents. The guy goes, what can I get 318 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,360 you? And Mike goes, listen, the back 319 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:50,720 doors of the van are open, Start carting the stuff in and he gets 320 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,040 paid. He gets bonbons and American 321 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,400 hard guns and he's just a real sweet guy. 322 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,360 I remember there's a there's a sweet van. 323 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,520 I don't know if it's still there as in like a sweetie shell van. 324 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,600 Not like it has a spoiler at Brunswick. 325 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,760 What's up at Brunswick Square, what you call the place where 326 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,720 Little Italy is. For anyone who doesn't know what 327 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,680 Little Italy is, it's a Little Italy is a pizza shop in 328 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,000 Belfast. That it's weird that it's like a 329 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,160 magic thing because you can't find it when you're sober. 330 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,320 Like I've never been able to find Little Italy sober. 331 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,600 I go to where I think it is and there's just a blank building 332 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,000 and then I have 6 pints and I'm like, does anyone go to Little 333 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,840 Italy? Because no, because there's no 334 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,080 gap in it. Like Little it, no one's ever 335 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,440 said Little Italy, You know what I mean? 336 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,840 Like you have a couple of pints and you're like, why all of a 337 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:44,160 sudden I'm in Little Lily. You know, if you, if you don't 338 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,880 think about where you're walking when you've had a couple of 339 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,960 drinks in Belfast, you by default end up in Little Lily. 340 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,480 Mommy, it will go fuck Lily. And for some reason it's the 341 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,680 most complicated order system in the world, but you always manage 342 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,680 to get what you need. I love it. 343 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,120 Why did I start saying that? Oh yeah, because there's a 344 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,840 sweetie van outside Little Italy. 345 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:08,760 And like, college, college. I don't know where it is, but I 346 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,920 went to it one day just on my way through city centre. 347 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,560 I was like, maybe I'll get some Dolly mixtures. 348 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,520 And there was like an old guy there selling the sweets and I 349 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,200 went, all right, mate, can I get some Dolly mixtures? 350 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,360 And he's like, what? Like how much? 351 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,000 And I said, I don't know, 50 PS worth. 352 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,880 And he goes, that's not how it works. 353 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,720 Like, do you want to pound the sweets? 354 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,080 Do you want like, you know, an ounce or whatever? 355 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,840 And I was like, I'm, I'm 30, you know what I mean? 356 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,680 Like, I'm, I'm not from Victorian times. 357 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,640 So how about I just give you the money and you give me the 358 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,160 equivalent. And he, like, gave me the 359 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,040 dirtiest look, took my money, closed the van door and then 360 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,280 just opened the hand, came in and he's like, there you go. 361 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,040 I was like, I'm so sorry. I don't operate in prehistoric 362 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,800 measurements. I'm sorry. 363 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,640 Yeah. At the end of the day, you took 364 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,520 my point. You know what I mean? 365 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,120 He wasn't like, that'll be a hit me. 366 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,040 And I know it always sounded like people were skin when 367 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,880 they're like, you know, it was a hit me for an egg or whatever. 368 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,960 No one ever, like no one ever bought anything for like 50 hit 369 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,320 me. It was always a single 370 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,440 measurement of that fucking Victoria. 371 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,560 Victorian people were definitely weird. 372 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:23,480 Like I remember on the on Radio Ulster, me and Dave used to do a 373 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:28,040 thing called Quacks where it was like Dave would give me a fact 374 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,960 and I would decide whether it was true or not. 375 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,360 And one thing he said was, and I don't know where he got this 376 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,720 from because it wasn't true, but he said that Victorian parents 377 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,440 used to used to dress or used to dress their children every day 378 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,440 as miniature adults. And I have always like, it 379 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,400 wasn't true. But it's always stuck in my head 380 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,920 as like, that's something those Victorians would do because 381 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,640 they're weird. Like all Victorian people were 382 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,400 weird. Like all the men had those 383 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,200 moustaches. Like they wore suits like 384 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,720 day-to-day. And that's OK if you're like a, 385 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,760 you know, an 83 year old pensioner who wears a suit every 386 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,000 day. In fact, I like to say it 387 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,800 sometimes though, it's, you know, we put on like a, you 388 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,520 know, you could, what you could wear like a tracksuit or 389 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,240 whatever. You know, some guys like, oh, 390 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,200 every day, you know, Mr Mr Winters there puts on a three 391 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,960 piece suit to go down. You got a pint of milk and 392 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,960 you're like, I know, for fuck's sake, put a tracksuit. 393 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,800 I'm going to relax and put on a eviler tracksuit and head. 394 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,320 Like when I'm old and there's no way I'm wearing a suit. 395 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,920 Like even now, this is me. Like I'm wearing jeans today. 396 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,600 This is me formally dressed for lockdown. 397 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,040 I just wear shorts every day. I'm like a loyalist in the mid 398 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,240 90s just wearing shorts. That's all loyalists did, wore 399 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,680 white shorts. And then the late 90s, early 400 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,400 90s, they found the fashion brand Replay, and that's niche. 401 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,600 That's so neat. But there's four listeners going 402 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,800 100% know what you're talking. Like, I get it, Replay. 403 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,200 There was another brand as well. All the loyalist guys were 404 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,840 replay and now Crosshatch came later. 405 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,160 There was another, there was like replay and there was this 406 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:13,040 other one. I can't remember, but umm, by 407 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,200 the way, when I have a tea on the podcast, I tell you where I 408 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,000 get it from because we record in Hollywood. 409 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,680 We're in the heart of Hollywood right now. 410 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,200 What a great place to be. We get tea from we've had 411 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,840 humbird, we've had Bay tree, we've had edge or coffee yard 412 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,440 today. And what I appreciate there is I 413 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,360 went in, you guys, you guys know I can't have gluten, I can't 414 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:42,680 have dairy or I will die. And, and instantly and I walked 415 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:46,480 in and they do this Chia Bada Turkey thing with cranberry. 416 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,200 It's like they're big thing. Like Dan, you're not from 417 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,680 Hollywood, me and my car and like, you don't know about this, 418 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,400 but next time you come down, you have to get it. 419 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,920 It's Chia Bada with like a couple of wee sausages, couple 420 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,120 of thick slices of Turkey and then a bit of cranberry. 421 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,000 And I went in and I was like, can I just could I just have a 422 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,200 couple of slices of Turkey? My dad is a very Victorian thing 423 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,680 to do to just order slices of Turkey. 424 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,320 And but yeah, I loved it. So showed it the coffee or I 425 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:19,400 mean the charge me for it. But but I I had sometimes I 426 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,960 laugh and people say a price after that you, you joker. 427 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,200 But no, I'm only joking. But yeah, what is disrespectful 428 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,360 is I was really late to the podcast and then I just 429 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,080 proceeded the set and eight slices of Turkey like a 430 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,920 Victoria, like Henry the eighth, essentially. 431 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,160 And then I pointed out to the guys, I was like, listen, the 432 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,160 reason I'm doing this, I wouldn't be doing this if it 433 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,520 wasn't an emergency. Because last week, here's the 434 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,560 thing, I have my breakfast at about half seven. 435 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:52,760 I have my lunch at like 12, half 12, dinner at half five, same 436 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,120 routine roughly every day. Last week we were doing the 437 00:23:56,120 --> 00:24:00,160 podcast or the week before and I didn't have lunch until I hadn't 438 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,360 eaten at about half two and I was on my way home, my way home 439 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,720 and I thought my Crohn's disease was playing up and I thought I 440 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,200 was having a flare up. I was going to have to go to 441 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,200 hospital. Went home, laid down on the 442 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,840 sofa. My wife was like, are you OK? 443 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,800 I was like, no, I think I'm getting sick again. 444 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,320 I also thought maybe I had coughed. 445 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,880 And then my wife was like, when did you eat last? 446 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,480 I was like 7 this morning. She goes, do you want me to make 447 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,800 you something? I was like, I probably won't be 448 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,800 able to eat it, but yeah. And she made me like a Turkey, a 449 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,920 tuna sandwich, and I had three bites of it. 450 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,320 And I was like, all right, I don't know what Crohn's it was 451 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,320 actually hunger. And that was when I realised I 452 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,640 have never actually, I realised I'm living a good life because 453 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,440 for at least a decade I didn't remember what it was like to 454 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,640 feel hungry. So because people go stay 455 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,280 hungry, that's a good lesson for life. 456 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,240 It's not because I was hungry for about 30 seconds and nearly 457 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,160 died. And by the way, that was the 458 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,840 granny clip. It sounded for a second like 459 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,720 there might have been porn preloaded on my phone, just so 460 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,560 people know. So before we get on, there's 461 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,160 it's a silly podcast today. There's a couple of things I 462 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,880 want to do. I said I'm going to watch a 463 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,480 couple of videos. 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Manscaped have the lawnmower 473 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,960 3.0, which is a precision trimmer for your down below. 474 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:51,120 It's a it's something that I use, Dan uses, Mike doesn't use. 475 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,680 Yeah, but we're going to get them sorted out. 476 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:59,840 Although to be fair, it is a Victorian myth kind of that, you 477 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,280 know, if you do consume a lot of chocolate, it actually takes 478 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:08,600 care of your pubic hair anyway. So he's I can see right now he 479 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,640 balls a coat down here. It actually looks actually looks 480 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,400 like he looks like the lead singer of Right Said Fred is 481 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,720 doing a concert and I'm watching on a drone. 482 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,440 It actually looks like an MI 5 doing surveillance on Johnny at 483 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,000 there in the late 90s and he's just standing in a field by 484 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:37,600 himself with nothing on but a better replay sliders. 485 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:45,760 And hold on, hold on guys. We've got some news there on 486 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,080 something that will become clear to the wider world at some point 487 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,840 soon. But let's just say it's good 488 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,240 news for everybody. We're going to keep eating. 489 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,880 We're going to it means Turkey for everyone. 490 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,720 All right, Turkey for everyone. 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They would have been, you know, 498 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,880 someone would go, oh, if you want to have fresh balls. 499 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,800 So they wouldn't have called them. 500 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,040 If you want to have fresh marbles, they would have said, 501 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:32,560 you know, cut a potato in half and and you know, rub it under 502 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:37,200 your uncle's arm and then rub it on your pubis area and you will 503 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,760 have health down there. No manscape.com say how about 504 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,760 you just use our product go to manscape.com user called Tea 505 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,960 with me for 20% off and free shipping. 506 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,800 Cracking Christmas idea. So check it out and have a look. 507 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,680 What was I, what was it Turkey for all. 508 00:27:54,680 --> 00:28:00,080 Yeah, OK, right. So I want to, I want to watch 509 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,400 something. Basically it's been doing the 510 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:08,640 rounds. It's a it's a video of a sports 511 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:13,200 reporter in Ghana and in Ghana and he's reading out the 512 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,680 premiership football results. I've been sent this from a lot 513 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,720 of people. I've seen a couple of seconds of 514 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,680 it, but I was like, let me not watch the full thing until we do 515 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,440 the podcast because you will get my natural reaction to it. 516 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,600 So I'm going to guess that the guy maybe knows like the main 517 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,720 teams, but there's teams in the Premier League that like, if you 518 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,800 didn't really, if you only followed football a bit, you 519 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,080 wouldn't know, for example, West Bromwich Albion, you wouldn't 520 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,080 know Sheffield United. And I feel like he has done no 521 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,800 research into this. And also let me just prefix this 522 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,880 by saying that he knows pretty much all of it. 523 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,520 But if you said to me, I don't know what, what does anyone know 524 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,720 what language they speak in Ghana? 525 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,600 Ghana, Probably not right? Probably just disrespectful to 526 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:05,520 our one Canadian listener. But then I did French in school 527 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,320 for so long. I did Spanish for so long, I I 528 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,160 can't. To learn a language is amazing. 529 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,080 So what I'm saying is if you ask me to read out the football 530 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:21,080 scores on Ghanaian television in potentially Ghanaian, I would 531 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:25,000 not make a good stab at it. So this guy has done a million 532 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,520 times better than me. Also, let's just point out he's 533 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,760 wearing a tuxedo for absolutely no reason. 534 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:48,790 So here we go. Now football English Premier 535 00:29:48,910 --> 00:29:52,750 League. Funniest thing to me about the 536 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:55,510 whole thing is he has a bottle of fat orange. 537 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:06,000 Could you imagine? This is the BBC News at 10:00 538 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,080 mark Austin the bottle of Doctor Pepper. 539 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,040 It undermines the news 7000 people have died. 540 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,800 You. Can't. 541 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,080 You could have a glass of water, but you can't, you can't have a 542 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,880 big bottle. Just chug. 543 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,320 OK, here we go. Here we go. 544 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,240 So I'm going to guess he doesn't know all the football teams and 545 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,480 he hasn't researched this beforehand. 546 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,320 So he just has a go. And I commend anybody who has a 547 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:58,600 go. One Manchester United. 548 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,320 Killed it. Killed it. 549 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,040 Chris is a Palace 4 please United 1. 550 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:34,240 Good solace. Love that. 551 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,160 Sun Sunday. West Bromwich Albion. 1. 552 00:31:54,290 --> 00:31:56,690 He puts 4 Spurs on Tottenham Hotspurs. 553 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,040 This is like any time I have to read when someone texts in the 554 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,960 radio showing their names in Irish, I'm like, 555 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,600 it's like, it's like he falls during the night. 556 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:46,960 Manchester. I mean, what a complete legend. 557 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,440 Like, there's nothing I don't love about that. 558 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,880 The fact that he's got the tuxedo on, he's got the bottle 559 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,360 of Fanta, and he's like, let's just get into it. 560 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,400 That guy's a hero. What a guy. 561 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,760 And I hope that like, yeah, I would hope that like companies 562 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,320 like, say, Paddy Power, for example, or like big sort of 563 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,640 sporting companies need to get that guy to do some work because 564 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,920 I just love it. I love that He could have sat 565 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,280 down and taken a minute and gone like, can I just double check 566 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,640 what this is here? But he no, he was too busy 567 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,680 drinking down his Fanta. He's like, fuck it, It'll be all 568 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,000 right in the night and it is it was not all right in the night. 569 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,040 I I enjoy that so much. I enjoy that so much. 570 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,720 Let's do some listeners questions. 571 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:37,200 So you know, we've got some on Twitter and some on Instagram. 572 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,200 Let me plug the Patreon as well while I'm loading these Patreon 573 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,520 dot com slash tea with me podcast. 574 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,640 We're doing a live episode once a month over zoom. 575 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,800 Everyone who supports it gets a link like an hour before we 576 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,000 record. Lineups have been insane. 577 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,360 We had Ryan McMullen, Mickey Bartlett, Jimmy Lee O'Donnell 578 00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,160 for the first one. For the second one we had Dave 579 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,000 Elliott was that second one, Dave Elliott, Karen Bartlett and 580 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,120 for for last night's we had Owen Colgan from the Hardy Box and 581 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,040 Aaron McCann and and we just threw it open. 582 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,679 There's a chat bar open during it. 583 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,000 People listen and consent questions and react to what's 584 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,840 happening. Everyone's pointing off each 585 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,000 other. Last night was dynamite. 586 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:25,159 It felt there's always a thing I have of like because I'm not 587 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:28,280 actually going out to do any work or performing. 588 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:34,120 Then I always get like a on the day, like not stressed out, but 589 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,440 I'm like flip this is coming, like I get worried about it or 590 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,159 something. Then whenever you do it for like 591 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:41,520 1 minute, I'm like, this feed is like doing a gig again. 592 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,480 And especially when like because I haven't seen Aaron McCann and 593 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,719 who I would see regularly and seen him in so long. 594 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:51,080 So we were just giving it's a it was so much fun. 595 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,960 And so cheers to everyone who got involved. 596 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,880 Patreon, the com session TV with me podcast me and Dan do an 597 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,560 episode once a week. You get a bonus episode on a 598 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,360 Monday. I have a hour long stand up 599 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,120 special that's exclusively on Patreon and we're going to be 600 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,720 adding loads more stuff to it so so do check that out. 601 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,720 Patrick Neal says talk about racing pigeons in light of this 602 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,920 and he sent me a link to a news story. 603 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:21,240 Belgian racing pigeon New chem sells for record 1.4 million in 604 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:25,000 mystery bidding war. I mean, if you had to ask me the 605 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,440 golden price of a pigeon, I'd have said about 40P. 606 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,200 A female racing pigeon from Belgium called New Kim has been 607 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,280 sold for a record 1.4 million. The mystery Chinese buyer at an 608 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,200 online auction. Well, let me tell you, see, if 609 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,800 you took that Chinese guy to like Royal Ave, he'd forget. 610 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,400 He'd have a heart attack. He would you, you would go like, 611 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,400 listen, come to Mecca, you know what I mean? 612 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,680 Because they love it. And the thing as well is like, 613 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,760 they're unique because they're Belfast pigeons, you know what I 614 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,440 mean? Like like Trafalgar Square, you 615 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,440 run up the pigeons and shit themselves, fly away, you run up 616 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,880 their Belfast pigeon to shoot away. 617 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:04,280 And he's like, all right, bro, what's happening bro? 618 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,600 Who the fuck are you chasing that cat? 619 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,840 Who the fuck are you chasing now? 620 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,760 Fucking shaking your head, you twat. 621 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:22,240 Do a frantic 2 two week auction. Someone under the pseudonym 622 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:27,760 Super Duper drove up the price. Super and Super Duper and Hitman 623 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,560 were bidden. Super this is This is a Sky News 624 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,960 story. Super Duper got the bird and is 625 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,680 said to be the same wealthy Chinese industrialist who 626 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,800 already has male pigeon Armando dubbed the Lewis Hamilton of the 627 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,800 sport. There's a pigeon knocking about 628 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,320 and people won't listen. He's the Lewis Hamilton, the 629 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,040 pigeons. He sold for 1.25 million last 630 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,240 year and has thought both birds may be used by the unnamed buyer 631 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:55,560 for breeding. What the fuck is this market 632 00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:01,560 for? Like unreal pigeons but what do 633 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,960 they do? Why a recent pigeon? 634 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,920 But like I don't think that's a billion dollar industry. 635 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,800 I think it's like 7 lads down the Newtownard Rd who have a 636 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,280 couple at the back. Everyone is interested in our 637 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:26,560 pigeon. Said Pascal, bogging again. 638 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,480 Football commentator would fucking wipe the floor with me 639 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,800 when it comes to brides and stuff I hadn't seen before. 640 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:36,120 Pascal Boden, game head of the Belgian pigeon federation. 641 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,560 Who's a big Tottenham Hotspur? Spurs. 642 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:42,760 Spurs spam. Yeah, I don't even. 643 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,200 I don't know. I don't, I don't know what to 644 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,680 say but that apart from the fact that I'm going to start catching 645 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,440 pigeons in an ethical way and selling them. 646 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,120 Rory Arkins Who Will Win the Premier League? 647 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,960 Probably Liverpool, but I'd love it if a mad team like Aston 648 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,560 Villa or Wolves won. I would love that. 649 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,320 Sean Webb. Christmas food. 650 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,720 Men's pies. Yes or no? 651 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,880 And why are they called men's pies? 652 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:10,440 Is it not more of a chutney? If they were N nice at all we'd 653 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,480 eat them all year round. Same for Turkey. 654 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,520 Turkey isn't great but we eat it once a year. 655 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,640 See also Christmas cake. Totally rancid. 656 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,480 Sean, that's a lot of hate speech there. 657 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:24,840 The only thing I'd say about Turkey is Turkey is good Turkey. 658 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,320 I just had two slices of it with a little bit of cranberry and I 659 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,520 and I really enjoyed it. I don't I don't go in on mince 660 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,200 pies at all. I think mince pies should be 661 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,600 left in a bygone era. I don't think we should still be 662 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,400 eating mince pies in 20. Do you guys eat mint? 663 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,640 But that, like Mike said, yeah, in a fairly calm way down there, 664 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,400 fell back off his chair and gnawed at me with such bigger 665 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,600 enthusiasm. Do you have a business that 666 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,160 sells mince? But dams at artisanal mince 667 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,240 pies? Umm, what do they taste of? 668 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,240 It's not mince or something. It's not mincemeats fruit. 669 00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,360 It's like spice fruit. Nah, Nah, I don't know. 670 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,120 Same for Turkey. Turkey isn't good. 671 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,600 Yeah, you wouldn't want Turkey every week, but I like, I like. 672 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,800 I had a Turkey burger last night. 673 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,080 I'll turn in. I'm not. 674 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,720 You've had it twice in two days. Yeah. 675 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,200 Turn into a Turkey. Fergus Kun for three hours to 676 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,800 get into Primark and then buying a three-point T-shirt. 677 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:23,960 Are these people the problem? I think it's one of those things 678 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,840 where like people see it as like an experience going to Primark, 679 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,480 you know, it's a bit of fun. You can go in with a £20 note 680 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,960 and come out with a new wardrobe. 681 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,680 And so people probably it's massive as well. 682 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,680 So people probably miss that like walking around a shop, 683 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,960 trying things on, holding it up. What do you think of this here? 684 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,520 And I don't know why I get so camp when I go, when I go 685 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,760 shopping. But them, are these people the 686 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,160 problem? No, they're not the problem. 687 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:58,480 The executive or the problem. I think because I've read that 688 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,080 on Facebook. I don't, I don't even know what 689 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:05,920 an executive is, but I think that they're bad. 690 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,880 I don't know. I just know. 691 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:15,960 I just know that with like I just know everybody queuing up 692 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,000 outside Primark. You're not doing anything wrong 693 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,960 by doing that, because if it's open then. 694 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,960 Why Nokia, you want to go? You shouldn't be punished 695 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,040 because you decide to go, because loads of people also 696 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,720 decided to go there. You should have the common sense 697 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:35,000 to at the minute social distance and stay, stay a little bit 698 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,440 apart. But at the same time, you know 699 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,000 you don't want someone to beat you to that fucking Doctor Dre 700 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,400 Chronic T-shirt. You know you don't. 701 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,760 You don't want someone to beat you to those Avengers slippers, 702 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,520 so people are just trying to get in quick. 703 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,320 Are these people the problem? No, they're not. 704 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,120 Would I queue for six miles for a three-point T-shirt? 705 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,520 I would not. Would I buy one online if I 706 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,920 thought it would queue on me? Yes, Sarah says. 707 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,720 Where's the best place to do a gig in? 708 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:14,320 I mean, at the minute I would. I would gig anywhere obviously, 709 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:19,000 but the best place to gig in. Well, I think we can talk a bit 710 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,400 more in depth about this on the next episode. 711 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,880 Maybe give time people to check it out. 712 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,840 If you want to go watch it, there's a documentary on at the 713 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,080 minute. It's actually on Sky, Sky 714 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,560 documentaries. So if you have Sky, you'll get 715 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,760 it and it's called, It's like the Comedy Store. 716 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,960 It's a documentary about the Comedy Store in LA, which is the 717 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,480 world's most famous comedy club. I was the first episode last 718 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,360 night. It is absolutely incredible, 719 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,840 especially as a stand up. It's so like bittersweet 720 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,360 watching it because you're watching the club that all these 721 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,120 people came through like Richard Pryor, Jim Carrey. 722 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,640 I mean, there's not many. I can't think off top my head of 723 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:01,560 specific ones, but everybody went there and Robin Williams, 724 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,640 so many. And like we went, me and Mike 725 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,720 went. I've been a couple of times when 726 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:13,720 I've been over over stateside and to to the Comedy Store. 727 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:17,160 And like the night we went, we paid something like $15, which 728 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:23,040 is like, I don't know, 11 quid, £10 And we saw, we saw maybe 10 729 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,400 acts and all that 10 about 7 or like stadium comedians out 730 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:32,160 there, you know who's on. We were there, Joe Rogan, Joe 731 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:37,120 Rogan Crystallia Careful. Bobby Lee, who's by far the 732 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,600 best. There was not many Argus 733 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,360 Hammond. He features in the documentary 734 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:48,080 Argus Hammond. I mean, it will, it's so good. 735 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,680 But as a comedian, it made me like, oh God. 736 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,360 So I really do want to play the Comedy Store at some point in my 737 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,840 career. And the best place that I've 738 00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:01,280 done a gig in purely for the feeling it gave me was the Laugh 739 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:08,560 Factory in Chicago. Because it's probably like, it's 740 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,120 probably the in the next level of iconic clubs in America. 741 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:17,480 Like the Comedy Store is like top level, but Laugh Factory is 742 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:21,560 very, very, very good. And the one in LA is like one of 743 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:26,040 the top clubs I played in the Chicago one, which was brilliant 744 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,800 and has the proper like Laugh. I didn't think it would have 745 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,120 that. Like they all have the same 746 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,320 background, like the Laugh Factory background. 747 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,240 I did a gig. I did 4 spots, 4 shows there, 748 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,440 two were good one I didn't do that well on and another one I 749 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,240 had one of the best gigs ever in my life and some of the some of 750 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,680 the clips from other on YouTube so that was incredible. 751 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,720 Best place to do a gig in? Downstairs in the Empire is a 752 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,960 cracking venue that used to be where the comedy club was there 753 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:59,160 and I did a gig there as part of a pilot for the guy who runs the 754 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,600 Empire Comedy Club Jockey and and you could feel like the 755 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,160 magic of that place. So many go around my head, but 756 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,600 I'd say the best place to you're going to be the Comedy Store in 757 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,200 Lai. Don't know what the lay of the 758 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:14,160 land will be like after this, but I'm not sure The the other 759 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,880 time where I've been like this is mental was the Stand in New 760 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,480 York run by just the nicest guy in the world. 761 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,760 That's what made it so good. Like the guy who runs it, just a 762 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,360 complete gentleman, a guy called Chris. 763 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:30,200 And that was brilliant because the comedian like the New York 764 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,640 comedians wouldn't be as like household name as much as the LA 765 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,760 comedians, but they're they would be considered like 766 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,080 probably a stronger stand up scene. 767 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,320 So that was Class 2. Ryan got. 768 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,520 How long? How long have you been gone for? 769 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:48,280 Roughly 44. Ryan Galway says who would win 770 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,240 and who would play Arlene Foster and Michelle O'Neill in a movie? 771 00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:01,680 The Chocolate Brothers, maybe. You know, one of those dead. 772 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,720 One of them is dead. Oh, God. 773 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,960 Bring in news. Yeah. 774 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,240 One of the Chocolate brothers dead. 775 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:10,000 RIP. You hear there was a real 776 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,760 incident at his funeral. They kept dropping the cough. 777 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,040 You've never been waiting for something to happen at that 778 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,360 funeral, you know what I mean? They're all like Solomon, all 779 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,120 carrot, and then you're just expecting the big one. 780 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:32,400 They're like bananas. So Sly or AP. 781 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:43,160 Who would play them in a movie? I mean, first of all, it's not a 782 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,320 movie I want to see. I don't want to be reminded of 783 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,360 anything that has gone on recently, but I would say 784 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,200 honestly, probably me and Dave, I'd say me and Dave would do a 785 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:58,320 really good job. Morgan, what do you think of 786 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,800 white Christmas trees? Umm, yeah. 787 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,320 We used to have a white Christmas tree in the house. 788 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,480 Yeah, yeah. White Christmas trees are fun, 789 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,720 you know. I mean, they're not like, 790 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,160 they're not conventional. They're not like they're a 791 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,440 little bit taboo, you know, but they're they're cheeky. 792 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,200 Definitely. Yeah. 793 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,400 I like, I like a white Christmas tree. 794 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,000 It's a bit of fun. As long as you have a green one 795 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,560 on the House too. If you can have a white one as, 796 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,720 as your secondary one, like if you have just a white Christmas 797 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:30,880 tree, chances are you sell drugs. 798 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:39,480 But if you have a white one as like a wee backup on 100%, Phil 799 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,720 says bit of an old one. I know you're a football shirt 800 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,880 fan. Would you take a retro Carrick 801 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,760 Rangers shirt if I sent it to you somehow? 802 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:51,000 It's a much worn large 2003 Daily Mirror Trophy final shirt. 803 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:57,560 Phil, let me see. Yes, 100% I love Irish league 804 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,200 football shirts. This will go in my if this is a 805 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:05,120 genuine offer, I would love it. I'll send you our our like 806 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,560 postal address and that'll be class. 807 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,480 I'll maybe wear it for a podcast because I've got Newry City, 808 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:19,880 Dungalon, Swifts ported down that may Cliftonville that might 809 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,240 be all out. But like, I'd love to get a 810 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,880 shirt from every Irish League club that be class. 811 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:28,880 Yeah, that it's sponsored by Quality Hotel, which I like. 812 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,760 I don't know if that was in Carrick or whatever, it's still 813 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,200 knocking about, but I would like to read some reviews. 814 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,440 Yeah, if that is a genuine gesture, that's really nice. 815 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,720 And I would, I would, I would take that definitely. 816 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:43,080 Thanks. Hashtags and stuff. 817 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,440 Definitely. Paul Doherty says do you get 818 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,280 road rage? I think you'd be too cool and 819 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:51,360 calm to Paul. Thanks, but you're wrong because 820 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,760 I am a fucking bitch. I'm a demented bitch. 821 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,680 But if I have passengers, you're right, I'm cool and calm. 822 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,000 I it depends. Here's the thing. 823 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,720 Let me rephrase that. If my wife and child are in the 824 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:09,800 car, I'm Ned Flanders, Ugly dokly neighbour, you know, 825 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,720 waving people through. Yeah. 826 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,720 Glad you run into the back of me. 827 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,040 It's fine. I'll pay for it. 828 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:23,840 But if I'm in the car with me, other males, that testosterone 829 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,760 throws a boy and I get very, very angry. 830 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:27,920 I'm that old man. Yeah. 831 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,120 He's on a Lolliard Rd because he was telling us about the 832 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,680 diversion. You went down your window and 833 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,240 started, right? Yes. 834 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,240 Yeah, I do remember that. Thank you. 835 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,800 Here's the thing. I don't get angry, but I get 836 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:44,160 like, excuse me, catty, Catty. I get catty. 837 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,360 I get cats later. I definitely like like, here's 838 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,800 the thing, right? The most common thing is people. 839 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:56,440 I drive bang on the speed limit. If I'm in a 30, I'm driving 30. 840 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,920 I'll not drive 25. I'll not drive 35. 841 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,360 I'll drive 30. You always get a car right up 842 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,560 behind you, behind you the whole way. 843 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:09,360 So what I'll do first of all is I'll put the hazards on just for 844 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,000 a second. I'm letting you know that 845 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:16,560 there's a hazard and the hazard is you're null .3 centimetres 846 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,960 from the back of my car. So if I were to brake for, I 847 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:23,000 don't know, a fucking rabbit running across the road, you're 848 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,880 going to go in the me, you're going to cause an accident to me 849 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:28,160 and yourself. Then what I'm going to do is if 850 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,880 you don't go back, I'm going to brake gradually, just a little 851 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,320 bit, not in an unsafe way. I'm going to brake and I'm going 852 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,000 to take the speed down to, I don't know, from 30 to, I don't 853 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,880 know, maybe 7. I'm going to go, I'm going to go 854 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,800 so unbelievably slow. And then after a minute I'm 855 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,360 going to speed back up in 30. And you're going to be like, 856 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,280 fucking wonder what that was all, but you're going to close 857 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,920 again. And then I'm going to go back 858 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,400 down to seven, come back down to 7 minutes. 859 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,760 And I will do this until you eventually get a lane that you 860 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,000 can go round me. And when you go round me and you 861 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,040 go to look at me like, what the hell are you doing? 862 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,160 You know what I'm going to be doing? 863 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,520 I'm going to stick my tongue right at you. 864 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:09,120 I'm going to blow you a kiss because it's a little bit of fun 865 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,080 that I like to have if I can do it in a Safeway. 866 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,920 And me and Mike were driving somewhere recently. 867 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,760 We're going through the old Hollywood Rd, which is the road 868 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:22,240 that I was born and raised on. So I don't need anybody telling 869 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,840 me what way to go or what's what in that part of the world. 870 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:32,000 And there was a road close sign, I think we didn't know how far 871 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,600 that went or were we trying to turn? 872 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,120 We didn't know how far up was going to go. 873 00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,000 And we didn't need to go the full way up the road. 874 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,640 So I was like, maybe we'll be fine. 875 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:49,360 This old fucking guy, fucking this sort of, yeah. 876 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,320 He was wearing a suit to go for a pint of milk. 877 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,520 And I think about it, this kind of guy, he wasn't, he wasn't an 878 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,200 old man, but he was an older gentleman. 879 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:04,800 And he saw us drive past and he looked at us like we had two 880 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,560 heads. And he goes, yeah, the road's 881 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:12,680 closed. Oh, I see the road closing, Sir. 882 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,080 I see it because it's massive. So I do AU turn. 883 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:23,000 I've got to drive past them. Anyway, I wind the window down. 884 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,160 I say to Mike, this will be enjoyable. 885 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,840 And I say to the guy, is the road closed, mate? 886 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:35,200 And he goes, yes, there's signs up everywhere. 887 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:40,440 And I go, oh, thank you. So that's what kind of driver I 888 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,280 am. And then I waited till he was 889 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:48,920 crossing the road and I sent him up, up in the air. 890 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,280 Philip Ness. But if you can make your own 891 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,680 money toward Advent calendar, what kind of surprises would 892 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,240 there be for Christmas coming down? 893 00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:02,400 Oh, Turkey for everyone. Bind every door there's there's 894 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,520 a slice of Turkey. Oh, that's a class advent 895 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:05,880 calendar. But if you open your advent 896 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,480 calendar in the morning, you wouldn't want that. 897 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,080 You don't want Turkey in the morning. 898 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,120 Once is a novelty. OK, it's fun. 899 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,720 Not every morning, definitely not. 900 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:21,440 Eh, no, I said semi topics and Neela sent me a picture of a 901 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:25,520 topic chocolate bar. Get a life. 902 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,560 Get a life. Orla Graham. 903 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,760 Hi, Shane. Who will be looking after the 904 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,680 children of Boy Town over the festive season? 905 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,040 Does mommy and daddy have joined custody or could we have a 906 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,920 family together for a Christmas special? 907 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,200 Think of the chair, Orla. I enjoy that message greatly. 908 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,320 No, there's been a divorce. It was unlikeable. 909 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,880 There can't be a Christmas special because Boy Town was 910 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:56,040 just left where it was left. And I think it's nice to go out 911 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,640 on a good note because if mommy and daddy get back together 912 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,240 again, you want to see Caddy, you'll get Caddy. 913 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,360 I'll scrub his face. He'll spit on me. 914 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,000 You know, it'll be the it'll go back to the way it was. 915 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:12,920 So I think for the sake of Dave Elliott and I's friendship that 916 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,840 at the minute, quite frankly, is hanging on by a thread, I think 917 00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,560 it'll be a lot better if we did not do a Christmas special. 918 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,760 And also I will be having the children because everybody knows 919 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:32,160 children need their mothers. Hannah Parker Eh, OK, it's not a 920 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,480 podcast question. Cool. 921 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,840 George Light body hood win, 100 metre Sprint. 922 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,880 Jim Allister or Sammy Wilson. Fuck, you need to have, you need 923 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,600 to have long coverage for that because it wouldn't be like a 924 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:50,360 quick job. Sammy Wilson's the younger guy, 925 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,080 but Jim Allister, I think if he put his mind like Jim's so 926 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,360 stubborn that I think if Jim Allister, if you were to say Jim 927 00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:01,240 Allister like you do a running race and he had a week to 928 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:05,720 prepare, I think he's that single minded that he would 929 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,680 break the 100 metre right break UCM bolt record. 930 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,760 He'd be like, yes, I'm going to do it and I'm going to do it for 931 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,680 unionism, you know. So I definitely backed Jim to do 932 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,240 it. Sammy seems like Sammy seems 933 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,760 like a sort of guy who's never sprinted in his life, but he 934 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,800 would do like a little it's like the equivalent of a power walk, 935 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,840 but he would work his arms. You know what I mean? 936 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,880 Like Sammy Wilson always some, you know, the sort of run like 937 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:36,640 you'll see like a dad be like, I need to need to go to the toilet 938 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,280 here, drop, drop my kids off. And then they'll do like a wee 939 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,000 elbows out kind of like run with their tongue. 940 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,800 Sammy Wilson would go at that speed just 24/7. 941 00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:48,440 Matthew Merlin, What day do you put in your tree up? 942 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:54,320 And I like to go somewhere around like 5th, 6th, 7th of 943 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,560 December feels socially acceptable to me. 944 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,800 But everyone's done earlier this year. 945 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:04,160 So there's been there's been some talks in our house and the 946 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,760 agreed time is I think the 1st of December. 947 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,120 So done pretty soon. Your trip. 948 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,320 It's been up since second week in November. 949 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,760 It's been up since the second week in November. 950 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,120 Yeah. No. 951 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,800 What date is it now? I don't know, 23rd, 23rd, It's 952 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,000 been for two weeks. Wow. 953 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,280 Was it just like covert thing? You're like, fuck it, let's have 954 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,800 something nice to look at. Big difference. 955 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,920 You like it. It generally lifts your mood. 956 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,720 But then I worry that like you could sit by the time Christmas 957 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,040 comes around and not be as special because then everybody 958 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,800 else kind of gets on board. I don't know. 959 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,600 That's good that no. No. 960 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,400 Do you put a tray up? No, no, no with your religious 961 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,840 place. You guys don't do Christmas 962 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:52,240 right, Bradley Todd says no relation. 963 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,640 What did you think of the results in the Prem this week? 964 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,600 I don't know why. I just find that a really funny 965 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,040 question. And let's ask our Ghanaian 966 00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:04,040 football expert, what do I think of the results? 967 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:09,800 And I wanted Leeds to beat Arsenal, which they didn't. 968 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,880 I watched the Man United match. It was crap. 969 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,800 I preferred if Leicester had a beaten. 970 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,400 I wasn't happy with the results this week. 971 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:22,080 Patrick Quinn, how's the BGIC Belfast guy in China? 972 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,840 How's the gym training coming along? 973 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,040 You've made great progress so far. 974 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,760 Have you had to make significant changes to your diet habits or 975 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,880 has it all come easily enough? Well, Patrick, I know you're a 976 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,960 guy from Northern Ireland. You're just a Belfast guy in 977 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:35,400 China. But because you're in China, 978 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,440 whenever you said you've made great progress so far, I heard 979 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,080 that in my head. I hope this is OK to say as Mr 980 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:48,200 Miagi, if you need your car cleaned, I'll wax it and that's 981 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,760 not a code. Thanks for the question, man. 982 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:56,120 The, the gym training is going really good, but gyms are going 983 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,000 to close, which I think is the right decision because everybody 984 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,760 knows that to beat COVID or to, to manage the symptoms better, 985 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,040 you need to be fit and healthy. So I think it's a great idea to 986 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:09,720 to close gyms and anywhere where you could physically better 987 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:10,960 yourself. I think that's a great call. 988 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,640 Well, let's just stay at home and, you know, get unhealthier. 989 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,720 So I'm enjoying the gym while I can still get to it. 990 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,800 But then I kind of like trained at home as well, so I've got to 991 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,080 move. All my stuff is like locked 992 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:29,160 outside in like a locker thing, So in the in the driveway. 993 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,760 So I need to move it into the house and then I'm going to work 994 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,560 out in the house. But I don't know about that 995 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,840 because then what if my baby's sleeping and I can't make the 996 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,480 like you like they make a little bit of noise. 997 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,320 Obviously when you work out, like sometimes you have the 998 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,680 headphones and you don't know, like whenever I even do a warm 999 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,240 up set, like whenever I curl like a bar with no weights on 1000 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,080 it. I still like that. 1001 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:51,640 You know, when I'm in the gym, give it a, you know, I every Rep 1002 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:56,960 just come on. Why does nobody really like me? 1003 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,720 You know, I like their just get the Rep noise in. 1004 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,880 So it's definitely weird changes to my diet. 1005 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,720 No, because I always have this weird strict healthy diet 1006 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,600 because of my Crohn's disease anyway, and that just suits the 1007 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,120 training. Has it come easily enough? 1008 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,760 Changing my diet kind of has because I can be, I'm weirdly 1009 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,920 disciplined like that. But actually putting on like 1010 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:23,640 size and a bit of muscle definitely does not come easily 1011 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,000 enough. Like, it's so difficult for me 1012 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,800 to not just be like a skinny guy. 1013 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,240 And at the minute I'm probably just a skinny guy with a little 1014 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,080 bit of muscle on him. So it doesn't come easy enough, 1015 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,880 but I like putting in the work to make it happen. 1016 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,440 What do you think of that? And thank you very much, Mr 1017 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,040 Mihagi, for that. I was thinking about a line from 1018 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,360 Karate Kid, but nothing was coming to mind. 1019 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:54,640 Cobra guy, I don't know, Evan, Evan Barry says. 1020 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,080 Did you cry much after the Northern Ireland team lost to 1021 00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,560 Slovakia? I didn't cry at all, but I was 1022 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,480 sad. And what I love is that I think 1023 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,280 you're just like a cool young guy. 1024 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:09,360 But Evan Barry sounds like the name of an 87 year old guy who 1025 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,560 would who would be a backup or on player for the wolf tones. 1026 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,440 And I enjoyed that a lot. Sir, thank you for the question 1027 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,200 that I cry. No, but I was, I was sad. 1028 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:23,760 I was like me, you know, like a wee bit when I was driving home 1029 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,280 was like a bit sad because if Northern Ireland had to go under 1030 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:29,280 the EUR, you know, hopefully I would have been there making 1031 00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:34,400 some videos. So a little bit sly, Matt says 1032 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,760 what's the worst? What's the worst place you've 1033 00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,680 ever gone for a shit cup of tea? Mine was Musgrave PlayStation. 1034 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,760 I've never gone anywhere for a shit cup of tea. 1035 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,440 What can I get you? All right, mate, Can I have a 1036 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,600 tea and do me a favour and make it stinking? 1037 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:52,000 What way do you like it bogging? Yeah. 1038 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,520 Musgrave PlayStation. Yeah. 1039 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,280 Oh, that's weird that they didn't treat you to a barista 1040 00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:00,200 experience. I don't know, I can't remember. 1041 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:06,400 Like a really Tine Castle Hearts football stadium on a fucking 1042 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,040 stinking cup of tea. Really bad. 1043 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,720 Or rifle through these LO Hagan. Is there going to be any more 1044 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,240 big comedy nights like the roast in December? 1045 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,200 Yeah. So by the way, let me point out 1046 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,320 the comedy wrote the She and Todd comedy roast that we're 1047 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,520 doing in the limelight isn't like our roast bottle. 1048 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,680 It's just like a way of putting on a comedy. 1049 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,560 I thought that sounded cool. I thought we can make a nice 1050 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,400 poster if you want. Everyone could say a mean thing 1051 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,440 about me. That'll be fine. 1052 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,160 And is there going to be any more? 1053 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,800 I mean, I don't want to be. What's the word? 1054 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,160 I'd be happy to just do the ones that we have. 1055 01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,680 We've changed the dates, everyone should know that 1056 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,600 there's new dates or your tickets are valid. 1057 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:48,960 But we do want to put on more. But that might just be greedy. 1058 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,040 If you get me. I just would be happy to do the 1059 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,840 shows that we have. But the idea is to yes, add a 1060 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:58,120 couple more in different dates. So I'll post about that. 1061 01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,840 Of course, if if we are able to do that. 1062 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,920 Two more questions. Jason Moffett, your opinion on 1063 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,920 Radio 1 refusing to play The Pogues this year? 1064 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,720 Do you not want them to offend people? 1065 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:14,120 Umm, my opinion is I like the song a lot. 1066 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,520 It's one of the only Christmas songs actually enjoy. 1067 01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,920 Umm. Do I think it should be played 1068 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,000 on radio? I think it should, but then I 1069 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,440 can. Are you not just playing an 1070 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,600 edited version? I thought it said the one 1071 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,640 playing the original version, meaning there was a cover that 1072 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:30,440 we're going to play or something. 1073 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,080 I don't know. Is it a word that offends 1074 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:41,160 people? Yes, is is that like a 1075 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:45,880 justifiable yes, it's not like scumbag. 1076 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:49,400 You might get you cheap Lacy faggot like a word that 1077 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:54,040 definitely people will have been called in real bad situations, 1078 01:01:54,160 --> 01:02:00,080 hurtful word, but so I can say it should be played the real 1079 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:04,120 full version of the course. It should, but then like, no, 1080 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,720 you know what I mean? Like it's like it's not a word 1081 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:11,200 that you're going to use in a hitful way really against me. 1082 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,520 So I don't know. My opinion is that like a song, 1083 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,880 I think it should be played. But then I could easily hear an 1084 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,920 argument for someone. Again, I don't know, to me, it's 1085 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,400 it's a song, it's music. And it's like, OK, that's just 1086 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,080 maybe it's the same thing for me where, you know, they'll be 1087 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:31,800 like, oh, we're at it in this Disney film because this thing 1088 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:35,480 happened and, you know, nowadays and it's like, well, I think 1089 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,600 it's sometimes better to put the original thing. 1090 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,040 It's just my view to put the original thing out, keep it the 1091 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,920 way it was. And then you can use that as a 1092 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,920 way to be like, but we don't do that anymore, you know, like a 1093 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,880 like deleting an episode of a sitcom because there was a 1094 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,960 stereotypical character in it or whatever. 1095 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:56,560 If you delete things or whatever, it drives the, it kind 1096 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,720 of drives this like cool factor or popularity above it. 1097 01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,040 And some people where they're like, you know, if they're 1098 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,000 playing the editor version, so many people are going to be 1099 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,480 like, I need to get my hands on the real version, you know, and 1100 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,440 they'll get even more into that. Whereas if you just leave it, 1101 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,200 maybe it's less of a thing. I don't know. 1102 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:15,440 Mark Kyle says, do you prefer recording in a studio or at home 1103 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:16,640 with a wee blanket around your knees? 1104 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:21,160 I mean, if your camera pans don't have a camera on my knees, 1105 01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,840 right, or a blanket on my knees right now, fucked that up. 1106 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,200 I prefer recording in the studio because it feels more like 1107 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,600 you're like at work, you know what I mean? 1108 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,760 I mean, it was just fun. Like I'm going home now to like 1109 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:38,240 right now to do an episode at 4:00 at home. 1110 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,080 But I like to know in the studio, it's more normality. 1111 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,560 It feels like this is the normal thing that we do. 1112 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:51,720 So I think we'll just do as many here as we possibly can, try and 1113 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,320 bank some here as well. We can roll those out around and 1114 01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,800 then run up to Christmas time if, if rules change. 1115 01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:01,640 But yeah, I, I enjoy doing it more here because as well as 1116 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,680 that, if I do in the house, I get distracted by something. 1117 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,280 You know, someone's making a great point on a Zoom, like a 1118 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,560 real serious interview. And then over the corner of my 1119 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,680 eye, you know, we live beside a building site and I see a big 1120 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,240 building bomb. And I'm like, how does he not 1121 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,360 know? How is how is the rain not 1122 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,600 getting into his bottom, you know? 1123 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,880 So whereas here it's just Mike there who's I can see it. 1124 01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:25,760 But in fact, I could say a lot more if you could take us up. 1125 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,320 Thank you. So yeah, I'd probably prefer you 1126 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,160 you're there. I don't know why. 1127 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,040 But anyway. And Sipper's been a rough, fun 1128 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,480 episode of the podcast. I love doing solo episodes as 1129 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,360 much as I love doing guest ones. I'm about to record with a guest 1130 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,720 right now at home and I think you'll really enjoy that 1131 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,520 episode. I tried to get this guy for a 1132 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,480 while. We've got him. 1133 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,920 Should be a nice time. patreon.com/tea with me podcast, 1134 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,960 manscape.com. Great Christmas present idea. 1135 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,840 You just go Tea with me for 20% off and free shipping. 1136 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:06,120 And this film, this film by Big Mike, who's my michaelfoster.tv, 1137 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:10,560 Michael Foster, middle name Dot surname TV. 1138 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,560 And so you can book him for if you want him to, if you are, if 1139 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,880 you've been learning Kung Fu martial arts over lockdown, you 1140 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,720 want to do like your own just for yourself. 1141 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,640 You want to do like a video of you fucking like kicking stuff 1142 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:28,800 in the back garden or whatever. Speak to him if you are. 1143 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,480 What like would you? Is there anything you won't do? 1144 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,560 No, he'll do it all. He'll do it all put it that way 1145 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:41,040 and and actually download some stuff for him recently that 1146 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:45,360 let's just say I hope he puts it on the Patreon, but I don't know 1147 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,680 if he can. So thanks very much. 1148 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,640 Hopefully also next week I'll have the arms with my chair fix 1149 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:53,600 because I don't understand how the screw works like we bought 1150 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,320 this with the Patreon money. This really class purple gaming 1151 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,680 chair, but then the I don't know how to put that in. 1152 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,160 So I have to go because I'm doing an episode with a really 1153 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,320 cool guest. So I don't know, maybe if anyone 1154 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,600 has the time, they could have a look at this because I certainly 1155 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,280 couldn't. And we've got this purple lead 1156 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:11,520 as well, which we got Patreon money. 1157 01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,320 So zippers, I'm out. Thanks very much for listening 1158 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,960 and watching. All the episodes go on YouTube 1159 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,720 too. If you want to subscribe to 1160 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,520 YouTube channel, you can. If you want to subscribe to the 1161 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,920 podcast on Apple Podcasts and all the podcast things, you can, 1162 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,800 you can do that too. And it's a good time to tell 1163 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,240 your friends. It's growing all the time and 1164 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,640 that's always good. But something that's growing all 1165 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,520 the time. Victorian people are weird. 1166 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,240 Take it easy, Turkey for everyone. 1167 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,600 Trump 2020, and we're talking about that, by the way. 1168 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,280 I think he lost and I think he should just talk to him about 1169 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:38,480 it. I don't know.