1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,360 You've had a fight with a taxi driver. 2 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:04,480 No, all right. They're argue with a lot of 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,600 people. I don't actually. 4 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,240 Yeah, you're the comment I don't hear. 5 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,840 I actually don't, yeah. I don't know, you're not well, 6 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,000 but I feel like you're quite difficult. 7 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,240 He is definitely. I'm not difficult, I am not. 8 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,120 Which is exactly what a difficult person would say. 9 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,640 Somebody wasn't difficult would go well if you say no, no. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:32,720 You know what I mean? Zippers, welcome to this episode 11 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,480 of the Tea with Me podcast. 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I don't know. 54 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,840 Is there beef between people or something? 55 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,720 Well, do you know what it is? We did the roast bottle last 56 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,080 night so we're all about. Main to each. 57 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,760 Other So we're still feeling like that. 58 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,800 My guess, Alan Irwin and Andrew Ryan. 59 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,680 And let me say Andrew, your top half and your jeans would look 60 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,160 so cute with his shoes. That's an outfit. 61 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,400 These are new. These were a present. 62 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:07,520 Andrew, can I see your shoes? These are me me daily casual 63 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,200 shoes. You do need to swap that suits 64 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,480 you really fit better and vice versa. 65 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,720 Yeah, I'm gonna go back to my girlfriend that I gave away the 66 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,640 shoes she gave me this morning to under around for just because 67 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,480 she and said so. She got you those shoes this 68 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,720 morning and morning. Forgot. 69 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,480 You've forgotten Or Anna. It's your birthday. 70 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,920 You have issues of not no one user. 71 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,480 Bastards. Last night we were doing the 72 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,200 roast of William Thompson for his birthday. 73 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,760 A week after his fucking birthday. 74 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,880 Day before mine. Nobody gives a shit. 75 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,920 The Big 5 and. Then you forget again. 76 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:40,920 Yeah, I'm 48. Are you 40? 77 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,400 Eight. No, I'm 35. 78 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,720 All right. Sorry. 79 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,040 I would have. I would have. 80 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:46,600 I would have thought. I don't know. 81 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:48,320 Go. On. 82 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:48,960 Go for it. Go on. 83 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,320 Hey this is the. Older than you last night. 84 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,520 She's older than you. Yeah. 85 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,600 Yeah. You're married. 86 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,920 You were married. I was married. 87 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,280 There's a lot going on there. Like there's a lot going on in 88 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,040 your life, like. Years ago, I used to work with 89 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:07,600 Fraser Rob and we were in the canteen and he's 17 years older 90 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,520 than me. And we asked the woman behind 91 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,560 the counter what is like the age gap was and she said five years, 92 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,720 right. And then that weekend we were 93 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,240 doing a gig in the black box from in the smoking area and I 94 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,320 was telling the story and there was a guy standing having a 95 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,760 smoke and I said, mate, guess what the age gap is between us? 96 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,480 He went, Oh no, no, I don't want to offend your. 97 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,680 I went no, go for it. I've heard the worst. 98 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:31,120 And he went four years. Jesus. 99 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,000 You're a four years old woman, Fraser. 100 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 55. 101 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,920 Do you think you look your age on No? 102 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,000 What age are you? Doesn't matter. 103 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,920 Oh, come on, I was very. OK, who cares? 104 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,680 I'm 42. Yeah, I tell. 105 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,080 I think you look about 30 yet. I think you look 30. 106 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,400 Nine do you know I paid €22 today to get me Birthsart sent 107 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,640 out to me from whatever you're going to say, the Irish National 108 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,960 Registry Office because someone the said that I wasn't born in 109 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,680 the place where I was born. Sorry, this is this is this 110 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,560 hasn't happened since Trump said Obama was born in Kenya. 111 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,320 So this is the modern equivalent. 112 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,920 So who is it? Basically alive. 113 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,360 I've basically had a face to face Twitter conversation with 114 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,840 somebody. It was like something that would 115 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,240 happen. To face Twitter conversation 116 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,560 with somebody. You just stop. 117 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,000 For a second, that's just a conversation. 118 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,840 No, but. These are the type of we. 119 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,840 Should do this over Twitter. It was, it was like it was I was 120 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,920 having a conversation with somebody that reminded me that 121 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,080 this would be something that would happen on Twitter, but it 122 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,160 was actually in real life. OK, so talk us through it. 123 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,120 So I was telling somebody and it stayed you're. 124 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,360 Sorry, I also assumed I thought you were born in Britain. 125 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,120 I thought you. See a Brit. 126 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,880 What I. Was born that was born in 127 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,560 England. You've got a big carry. 128 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,360 I was. I was. 129 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,880 I was born in Westmead County. W Mead was. 130 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:57,160 That the Midlands or Yeah. I see why she left. 131 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,120 To be first, you could. She took everybody. 132 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,160 So. Talk us through what happened. 133 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,840 So talking to somebody that we were, where was this? 134 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,320 I was somewhere in London, right? 135 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,800 And they said to me like, oh, where were you born? 136 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,720 I said I was born at loan. And they were like, oh, you 137 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,640 couldn't be born at loan. There's no maternity hospital 138 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,400 that loan. This is a fellow Ashford. 139 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,440 Yeah, and I went. Well, I was born in a clone 140 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,800 because my I remember seeing an old parts or my. 141 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,000 Remember your birthday. Where am I? 142 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,480 Seeing the birds. I was spot on. 143 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,880 It was nearly Indian. This was hate. 144 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,960 That's where he's really from. That's where he's getting the 145 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:37,720 birthday Bangalore. I don't. 146 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:43,320 I didn't get that one. All these rather before went on, 147 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,720 it did Shakespearean. You just looked at me. 148 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,040 I must have gone no culture. Go get some cultured people on 149 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,720 this show. So you've got you've got a 150 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,800 detractor, you've got someone saying that I wasn't have been 151 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,240 born there because. There's no attorney. 152 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,560 They said I was born in South Monaghan and I went, no, it 153 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,640 wasn't bought. My passport says on Air V. 154 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,800 On Air V is county Westmead, Osquel, go for Westmead. 155 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,000 And like, you couldn't have been born there because there's no 156 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,680 maternity hospital. I said there may not be a 157 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,680 maternity hospital today, but there was one in the 80s. 158 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,800 You know, my mother worked in the hospital. 159 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,480 She was a nurse, right? So they had a maternity wing. 160 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,800 Now obviously that hospital has been shut down since I think it 161 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,720 shut down in the mid 90s and they moved to whatever Mullingar 162 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,040 General or whatever, you know, they all the services change and 163 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,600 all that. And I always stuck with me to 164 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,880 this even though when I said to them like I was born there is 165 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,200 this a? Stranger or a friend? 166 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,320 It's comedian. Right. 167 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,680 And I and I always said to me like, but they wouldn't, they're 168 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,960 not telling you, but they wouldn't believe me. 169 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,960 And I did. The conversation ended with them 170 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,920 still not believing me and I went. 171 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,120 See that I wouldn't give a fuck. But my point is what? 172 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,000 What have I got to? Gain from line, yeah. 173 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,440 From lying, right, Sorry about you know what I'm going to. 174 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:48,200 So I wrote a bit about it and I've actually ordered the actual 175 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,800 birthsert off the Irish government copy of the births of 176 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,920 paid 2250 for a fucking joke. Basically like, and in my next 177 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,280 show, I'm doing this thing where I talk about, I've already 178 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,520 written a bit about it's not in the current tour show, but like 179 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:03,760 it's going to be talking about like reality, what people 180 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,720 believe in that what they think they believe and what they 181 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,720 believe is right, even when they're dealt with facts. 182 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,600 And it's all like, before I came in here, I was like, I can't 183 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,640 believe I'm buying a copy of my birth because someone to this 184 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,760 day still believes I wasn't born in that hospital. 185 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,800 If that person has any sense of humour when you show them it, 186 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,080 they'll just go. You just made that. 187 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,600 Oh, exactly? Yeah. 188 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,760 Because it would be mental to order to prove them wrong. 189 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,560 So they'll just assume that like no one would do that. 190 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:30,560 You just, you just knock that up yourself on Microsoft PowerPoint 191 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,800 or whatever. You know, that's where I'm in my 192 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,840 life that angry about it. Like so I took so. 193 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,039 Weird. Like, why would you lie? 194 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,679 You wouldn't lie for that. I mean like, you know what I 195 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:38,320 mean? It's not like. 196 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,360 So, so it's it's it's it stayed with me and I was like, I need 197 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,640 to prove this. Yeah, yeah. 198 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,200 Even though I don't need to prove. 199 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,040 Anything but also you could be born. 200 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,920 You could be born in the backroom of an HMV. 201 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,200 Like it doesn't. You don't have to be in a 202 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,800 hospital to be born. I don't understand that people 203 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,520 get born at home. Don't they get born in swimming 204 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,960 pools in their house? But water Burt isn't. 205 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,840 That, yeah, and. Then the husband has to stand by 206 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,960 the way, nap for the poo. No. 207 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,040 Did you have to do that? No. 208 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,880 I don't make kids. I know midwives. 209 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,120 Tell you what, we had two water births. 210 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,560 Yeah, that wasn't the thing. No Pooh or no nothing. 211 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,000 I did. You had a Pooh? 212 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:16,400 Yeah, end of the Pooh like. I bet you were in the pool as 213 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:16,880 well. What are? 214 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,080 I wasn't the first time. Second time I was. 215 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,000 Did you, did your babies get born in your house or did you go 216 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,120 to hospital? You went to hospital. 217 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,760 Hospital home from home, it's called, and there's a big bath 218 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,480 there that the Philip did there. You're going to put your hand 219 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,000 when that's all right. Yeah, of course. 220 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,120 That's that. I don't know. 221 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:35,760 It's brilliant. Is it? 222 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,720 Yeah. Second time I first time they 223 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,600 didn't say to me about getting in. 224 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,960 I didn't even think to. And then second time they went 225 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,720 do you want to? And I was like. 226 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,520 Yeah, and. Stuff so I can deliver. 227 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,720 I deliver rubber ring on. So what's the benefit of what's 228 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,080 the benefit of a Water Bert standard? 229 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,720 First of all, like how relaxed do you be in the bath? 230 00:09:55,720 --> 00:10:00,160 Like bath relaxing, you're in a nice, nice temperature of a 231 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,720 bath. You're relaxed instead of, you 232 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,400 know, lying on a bed. So it's like a gravity thing as 233 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,400 well. So if if you're kneeling in a 234 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,640 bath, it's a lot better than like apparently if you're lying 235 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,880 flat, then the baby's trying to come out like this. 236 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,440 Or is when the baby's coming out like that it's easier, more of a 237 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,960 natural path of travel? The less pain for your wife. 238 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,720 As well. I don't, I don't know. 239 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,640 I just think it's it's a more. There's less trauma for the baby 240 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,720 as well because the baby's in water and then comes right into 241 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,880 into water. Yeah. 242 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,640 OK. But it's mad. 243 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,000 Yeah, it's it's mad. Is there like a queue? 244 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,920 What like do you go in like you know, when you finish? 245 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,000 Like he has no. But like no. 246 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,920 But like when you no but like. Pick me, pick me, Can I come 247 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,840 right next? No, but like, you know, when you 248 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,640 finish the baby's born and do they go listen, leave another 249 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,800 one coming in there in 10 minutes? 250 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,960 No, it's not really like that. There's other rooms that. 251 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,160 All right. And stuff, but it's it's it's 252 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,160 called home from home and it's unbelievable if people get the 253 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,200 opportunity. Like book it. 254 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:05,160 You have to book it like. You don't necessarily, but you 255 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,840 might be you might have a date where they bring in if if you've 256 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,480 gone over, yeah, where they go. We're going to begin for this 257 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,560 time. 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As you eat them long. 35 years 299 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,800 ago today. Well, tonight, 10:50 at night. 300 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,040 I like your birthday by. The way I really like it. 301 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,600 That's only time Andrews ever touched me. 302 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,280 That's a weird thing. But. 303 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,000 To care about the time you were born. 304 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,520 It's not that they care about the time, it's that we used to 305 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,560 in the House of us as we ornament, we just get the V 306 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,200 ornaments like it's gonna be weird. 307 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,640 They were like we tiny ornaments with like they look almost like 308 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,880 a like a little trophy. Umm, nobody else had these. 309 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,520 Oh fuck. Uh, it's like a crawling baby 310 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,560 and then all it would have your full name and your date of your 311 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,240 more time of birth. What you like. 312 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:50,840 No, Jesus, no, I'm an Anglican. Umm, but like efficient what I 313 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:55,560 have. Is Anglican Church of Ireland. 314 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,840 Oh, you're, we get to wear the robes, but we don't have any of 315 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,840 the guilt. That's beautiful. 316 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,960 You know, I mean, that's what you want. 317 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,040 So this Church of Ireland, the Catholic Church, and then 318 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,080 there's Presbyterians. Yeah, and Methodist Baptist. 319 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,640 Hold on, you're Protestant, Peter Church of Ireland. 320 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,920 It's around problem. She's Graham Norton. 321 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,480 Graham Graham Norton. Although I buy Pike step I would 322 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,280 say very different but. No, but like Graham Norton is 323 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,720 was is from Bandon and Cork. But first of all, if you notice 324 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,760 but his name isn't Graham Norton, you know that's not his 325 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,200 name. What is it? 326 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,240 Just a stage name? So it's a real name. 327 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,440 Graham Walker. That's still like a chat show 328 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,960 enough. Frank Mitchell over. 329 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,200 Yeah, so great. Frank Mitchell's now. 330 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,160 Frank Mitchell's new. Yeah, he's an actor like. 331 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,880 From Frank Mitchell's Weatherman X Weatherman. 332 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,720 I'll tell you how the EastEnders isn't there, Frank. 333 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,680 Mitchell, Frank Butcher. Frank Butcher. 334 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,760 Mike Reed. I want bills. 335 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,760 Don't you know Frank Butcher? You've seen him do stand up? 336 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,480 No, it's mental. I imagine he's racist. 337 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,160 Watching his voice, he is like an old school like club comic, 338 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,520 like joke jokes. Yeah, but he does about 30 every 339 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,560 minute. That's insane. 340 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,240 There's a couple of you can get on YouTube like a couple of 341 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:02,320 specials He did like after he was already Frank Butcher and he 342 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,280 is funny like, but it's exhausting. 343 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,000 But not my favourite soup butcher, I'll say. 344 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,600 Ashley, I'll say. Fred Elliot, Yeah. 345 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,960 He. Died everything, yeah. 346 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,680 The character of the man. The man, The character. 347 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,200 Died years character still just a shadow. 348 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,800 Yeah, yeah. So can I just say, Joe, what I'm 349 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,280 watching on telly at the moment, the secret laser of the waves of 350 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,880 Mormons. Oh yeah. 351 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,520 I've heard about this. I thought this was. 352 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,360 Shagging each other, right? The wives thrush the HLA. 353 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,600 Fucking throw I don't like. So hold on, hold on, tell me 354 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,520 through this because not sex, please God. 355 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:42,320 But I mean, I thought this was a drama when I heard this. 356 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,480 The lives of Mormon wives. Whatever. 357 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,320 There is a drama, but the same thing called Big Love, right? 358 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,960 Which about a guy with three wives, Yeah. 359 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,320 So what is what? Are they allowed to be married 360 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,440 to multiple people? No. 361 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,080 So so Julie, where's? This at America. 362 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:02,240 Yeah, Utah. So basically Julie and I've been 363 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:06,040 starting to watch the Housewives of California, the Housewives in 364 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,920 New York. And then we got into the house, 365 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,800 The house, The Housewives of Dubai. 366 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,400 We do an hour every day during the dinner. 367 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,040 When we have dinner, we watch the Housewives. 368 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,000 That's our routine. Trashy moves. 369 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,680 I love it. I love the TV on at dinner. 370 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,720 I love it. I always. 371 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,800 When we chat about it like it's all women gaslighting each 372 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,960 other, it's talking toxic, right? 373 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,640 And they, and so anyway, she said to me, there's the Mormons 374 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,320 waves. This one is in Utah. 375 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:33,200 So we watched 3 episodes, right? Holy, holy Jesus. 376 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:39,560 Oh no, we finished the dinner and me, you know, I know you 377 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,120 probably. Don't say to him he wouldn't 378 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,440 know what that's like. Well, I didn't. 379 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,400 Say that's what you were going to. 380 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,320 Say you must know my wife used to watch Below Jack when we were 381 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,760 having dinner. So great show. 382 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,840 Great show. And now your marriage is. 383 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,560 Below that you have a too much. Love blow deck. 384 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,760 Love blow deck. You're nuptials drowned. 385 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,760 And I was going to say it. Yeah, yes, you've got to watch 386 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,680 these. Got to watch these. 387 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,160 More we go back to the awful that. 388 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,319 One I. Know. 389 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,920 Yeah, Sorry Andrew, the Mormons right to get married very young 390 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,079 OK? Like 19/20/21. 391 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:17,240 They don't drink and they've strict church rules. 392 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,000 A Brandon Flowers from The Killers as a Mormon. 393 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,359 Are they the ones who get to have the year out? 394 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:25,760 Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, but anyway, let's know. 395 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,400 Some of them go on, some of them go off to. 396 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,320 The Amish have this thing. Yeah, the Amish have the thing 397 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,840 were like going on for a year. For a year, you're allowed to do 398 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,520 whatever you want. And then either you can come 399 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,720 back to the community and never do any of that ever again, or 400 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,080 you can stay doing that, but you can never come back, right? 401 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,880 So quite strict in it, yeah, but they don't drink and stuff for 402 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,960 that. But to get married really young 403 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,120 and they're all about praying and all that kind of stuff. 404 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,560 And they all have a community. And they have. 405 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,640 It has a DRY state, isn't it? I'm not sure it is. 406 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,840 Yeah, probably, probably like they're Saturday nights now. 407 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,480 They they, their vice is sodas. So they cooks like that's all 408 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,920 they drink. They'll they go and have parties 409 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,200 and it's all just Diet Cokes and stuff. 410 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,480 That's their excitement, right? But they're all, but a lot of 411 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,640 them are like just the husbands are married to get married and 412 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,000 the husband's been caught on Tinder. 413 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,880 And then there's one woman in there. 414 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,680 She's a swinger. Like it's fucking mad. 415 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,720 So she won't have a pint, but she'll swing. 416 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,680 I feel like that's an inconsistent moral. 417 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,920 You know what I mean? Yeah. 418 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,800 And it's just. Journal Blue WKD No, but let me 419 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,920 suck off a stranger, yeah? And so they're all. 420 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,480 Quite if you're suck somebody off, they're no longer a 421 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:35,120 stranger or a. Close personal friend. 422 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:40,920 Yeah, gentle, but but you I highly I highly recommend you 423 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,800 get into it. We you look for something like 424 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,600 it's, it's just like it's insane in. 425 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,520 One of those. Yeah, because they're all the 426 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,560 all the personalities in it. And then all these housewives 427 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:53,440 shows are all about people preparing for an event, going to 428 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,600 an event. There's a fallout at the event. 429 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,000 Yeah. Then there's the aftermath of 430 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,280 the event, and then you prepare for the next event. 431 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,000 All they're doing is going to events and there's bitchiness 432 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,520 and fighting. That's all these. 433 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,200 It seems to be a. It's a. 434 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,360 Formula What right? What is the What are Mormons 435 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,680 that What are Mormons believe in? 436 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,520 So. Latter Day Saints, so. 437 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:19,120 Basically Broad strokes is like that in I think the 1800s, 438 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,400 there's a guy called Joseph Smith who like God came to him 439 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,480 and gave him golden tablets with like Busy said, the New 440 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,400 Testament wasn't the last of the Bible. 441 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:32,480 There's this new bed of the Bible, and then so they follow 442 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,320 that. So there's Christian elements. 443 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,680 Patron. It's Patron. 444 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,200 Right. Yeah, yeah, You pay if you could 445 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,840 have. But so they, because there's so 446 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,160 few of them. For a long time, men were 447 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,120 allowed to have multiple wives to try to increase the number, 448 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,880 but now they're not allowed. There's some very extreme sex 449 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,400 that would allow, but sex a little lot. 450 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,880 But the norm, the mainstream church doesn't allow that 451 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,560 anymore. But basically they have their 452 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,280 own Bible. Other Christians would say 453 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,360 they're not Christians, but they probably consider themselves to 454 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,760 be Christians. Right they love right, right who 455 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,560 are into it like I'm God and writing and. 456 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,240 Writing God and Diet Coke. Right. 457 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,480 And God. And soda. 458 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,440 That's what there's a comment, everything, writing and God. 459 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,920 What's the number one soda can ioffer my take first? 460 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,840 Yeah. Doctor Pepper unrivalled boom up 461 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,640 there. Coke. 462 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,120 Coke Coke, like full fire coke over coke? 463 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,920 Or do you just eat? Do you drink Diet Coke because 464 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:27,240 you try? I've been drinking wrong when I 465 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,720 invoke Do you have Diet Coke because you're trying to be 466 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,560 health conscious? Would you rather have coke? 467 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,600 Do you prefer the taste of Coke or do you actually? 468 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,520 If you could pick, would you pick Diet Coke? 469 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,880 Diet Coke. Rusting the big question today. 470 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,080 All all day diet. Coke it's also it's a false 471 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,800 economy doing the old or drink Diet Coke to like be healthy 472 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,760 because it's full of carcinogens like the the the artificial 473 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,520 sugar is far worse for you than sugar. 474 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,840 And then they've got the zero Coke 0, which to bypass the 475 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,680 sugar taxes, yeah, yeah, but that's still full of there's a 476 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,880 sweetener. Yeah, I like a Pepsi Max. 477 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,960 Non again, if I was going to have a zero, yeah, I'll be Pepsi 478 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,320 Max. Pepsi Max is like. 479 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,320 Good mixer, but. When was the last time you had a 480 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,000 Pepsi? Oh. 481 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,360 Only only one at a cinema that I'm annoyed up, like, you know, 482 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,880 yeah, I was just a Pepsi, like a for fuck's sake. 483 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,440 Yeah, I saw that meme that went round. 484 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,560 It was Pepsi should rename itself. 485 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,440 We only have Pepsi because everyone goes in the cooks pet. 486 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,480 It's Pepsi. Is that OK? 487 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,120 You're never in a nice hotel and they go, we only have Pepsi. 488 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,880 That never happens. It's always in the shit. 489 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,960 It's one of them like restaurants here that take 490 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:30,080 American thing, you know, like Mississippi. 491 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,600 Diner. Mississippi Cletus's, you know. 492 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,240 Oh yeah, yeah, they love having those in Lesburn restaurants 493 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:39,440 that have a place from America. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 494 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,520 Do you know a little hack, a little life hack for you? 495 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,160 Do you ever go to a restaurant, bar or hotel or something? 496 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,240 Like you go up to the court and you say can I get say 2 diet 497 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,000 Cokes? And if they have the gun, you 498 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,320 know the gun to spread a gun. Always get your drink with 499 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,000 noise. Did you get more? 500 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,120 Because you get more And then gas for a glass of ice so you 501 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,560 don't get ripped off in the cork. 502 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,160 On the side. Yeah. 503 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,000 So like I go up when I go. So sometimes I go out and I go 504 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,960 kind of Diet Coke and I go is it a bottle or is it a gun? 505 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,440 And they'll go or to go another noise and then they fill it up 506 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,600 to the top because they have to. And then you go uncovered last 507 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,000 place. Oh. 508 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,200 But. If it's a bottle, I'm like, I'm 509 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,160 totally cool with that. But doesn't work in like 510 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,320 McDonald's because it's they just hit a button. 511 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,200 Yeah, it's. Fine, if I'm in McDonald's, I'm 512 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,040 going through hell anyway. Why McDonald's? 513 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,360 You know, but if I'm in McDonald's, I'm in a dark place. 514 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,960 It needs to get darker. I'm not going there for 515 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,920 happiness. So, so if things aren't going 516 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,680 well, if things are going well, we can find under Ryan. 517 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,400 He's in Springfield. When you see McDonald's, there 518 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,160 needs to be a phone call made, right? 519 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,880 Yeah, Andrews, not too well today. 520 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,880 Yeah, yeah, McDonald's. Yeah, McDonald's is the two 521 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,960 o'clock 1:00 in the morning after a rare complaints I need 522 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,240 something like. See, what I like about it is 523 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,080 it's reliable. Do you know exactly? 524 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,800 It's not the best, but you know exactly what you're going to get 525 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,760 in the McDonald's. It's consistent as well, you 526 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,360 know what I mean? You go to KFC. 527 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,560 Every KFC is different, like some of them are all right, some 528 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,960 of them are horrendous. You get McDonald's to see him. 529 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,320 All of them are identical. Did you have any food after the 530 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,040 show last night? Your your post gig eater guy. 531 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,640 Not as much as it used to be. It used to be lethal. 532 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,920 I used to like whenever before I drove because you'd have paints, 533 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,920 I used to get the taxi to go, to go through the drive for it. 534 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,160 First for McDonald's, that's cheeky and then we the metre, 535 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,680 the metres rolling. He was happy enough. 536 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,920 Did you get it to buy my burger? Like, yeah, well. 537 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,640 What I did do was pretend to be on the phone to somebody to 538 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,200 justify the amount I was ordering. 539 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,320 You're like, yes, love will get all that, no. 540 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,200 Sweat I-20 Mcnuggets. I if you insist, like, all 541 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,880 right, you know. For you and the kids. 542 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,120 Yes. 3:00 and 3:00 AM. Yeah. 543 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,680 So you're back to A1 bed flat. But hold on with the drivers. 544 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,040 Ever would a driver would be like no, I mean I prefer but 545 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,400 didn't do that or like not they. Never said that. 546 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,680 I mean, if he had, I'm not I'm not confrontational. 547 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,280 So out of went no worries, you know, but. 548 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,800 You've ever had a fight with a taxi driver? 549 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,920 No. Oh, they're argue with a lot of 550 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,040 people. I don't actually. 551 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,560 Yeah, you're the common. I don't. 552 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,280 I actually don't, yeah. I don't know, you're not well, 553 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,440 but I feel like you're quite difficult. 554 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,680 He is definitely. I'm not difficult, I am not 555 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,920 which. Is exactly what a difficult 556 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,800 person would say. Somebody wasn't difficult would 557 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,280 go well if you say no, no. You know what I mean? 558 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,920 I I very high level of tolerance. 559 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,560 Right. I just have 0 tolerance when it 560 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,960 comes to. What's your issue with taxi 561 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,320 drivers? No issue with taxi driver, but 562 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,840 have you argued 1? No. 563 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,880 Oh, they're they always win, but. 564 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,000 What do you have in the argument about like price? 565 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,160 Yeah, like I had a taxi pick me up at the airport and it was 566 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,920 raining and he wouldn't drop me up to me homes. 567 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,880 It was too short a journey. Oh, your house in not only. 568 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,080 Yeah, Well then he's going to lose his place in the queue and 569 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,720 he's going to have to pay. That's the lottery. 570 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,960 Like driving the cabs a lottery. But he doesn't have he can 571 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,080 refuse to. Listen right, he didn't, he 572 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,240 didn't refuse the fair. I said I'm sorry, it's pissing 573 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,400 rain. So look, I'm only got up the 574 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,360 road. I always give him an extra tip 575 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,720 because I appreciate the journey. 576 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,760 And I did say no, it's something. 577 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,880 And he was like, I've been waiting here and this is the 578 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,080 fail I get. And I went it's a bit of taxi 579 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,080 drivers lottery. You don't know what's getting 580 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,240 in. You could get a great fare up to 581 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,840 Ballymena. You could get a small fare into 582 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,560 the city and back out again. That's the game like, but you. 583 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,640 Appreciate. He talked me, yeah, but I even 584 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,600 was annoying me like. But you pay back so hard as 585 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,480 well. Yeah, I know. 586 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,120 I didn't get in tip him and I made sure he dropped me a little 587 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,920 bit away from me house. I didn't want to see me house 588 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,920 just in case. I've for you know. 589 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,320 So I, I think I'm no, but like he should. 590 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,200 Being a taxi driver is a lottery of giggling. 591 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,160 You don't know, you can't demand. 592 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,360 I'd only pick up people where I can make Turkey quid or 593 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,960 something like it's just it's a lot. 594 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,920 All right, he doesn't have to take you. 595 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,120 Could he not have been like go go with someone else? 596 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,040 Or is it a line of them and you've got to get? 597 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,240 It's the line, yeah. Right, right. 598 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,880 OK, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Oh yeah. 599 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,000 But like, what if you get an Uber? 600 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,640 Like they know exactly where you're going, so they. 601 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,600 That's why they always refuse it, like if you're already on 602 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,720 the road like. No Uber. 603 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,400 Uber always pick you up. Me and Willie were not enough. 604 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,080 Uber is around. Me and Willie were an Uber in 605 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,680 Bristol and Eastern European guy coming out of the airport. 606 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,800 One mile out of the airport heading towards Bristol hits the 607 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,680 world's biggest pothole. It was like a creator and his 608 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,720 fuma, but we're trying not to laugh because it was like Borat 609 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,600 being annoyed did. They have to pull in or 610 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,720 anything. Borat is an Eastern European. 611 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,680 His. Central Asia. 612 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:19,280 His, his car blew up, basically the tyre blew up like it was a 613 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,320 flat straight away. And he continued to drive on it 614 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,440 and I went and I went you might need to stop driving. 615 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,320 And then he was basically like basically saying he needs to get 616 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,560 us to where we need to go, which was another like 15 miles. 617 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,920 I was like, no, no, you need to pull over and he's like the the 618 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,240 wheels OK. And I went, but it's not going 619 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,640 to be if you continue to drive. For 15 major cars, not gonna be. 620 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,000 OK, please, for your own six, stop driving. 621 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,120 And then he pulled in and he was fuming. 622 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,960 I was like, do you have a spare? I was like, he like, he just 623 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,560 didn't know what to do. And that's the difference 624 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,040 between taxi drivers and like a guy who's just doing Uber on the 625 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,400 side for a bit. He had no idea about his car. 626 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,160 And I was like, you want to see if you've got a spare? 627 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,240 And I'm like, I'll change it. Like I don't care about we have 628 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,280 ages, we're not on the time schedule. 629 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,840 Like I'll change your tyre if you want, or it's maybe one of 630 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,720 those ones you file your stuff into. 631 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,520 And he was just fuming. So I was like, he's like, sorry. 632 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,800 And I was like, no, sorry that you're this happening to you. 633 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,960 But we just, we booked another river. 634 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,480 So we pulled in, we booked another river and then he just 635 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,560 like drove off. He's like, right, let's see you 636 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,880 later. Without fixing the tyre. 637 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,640 Back on the motorway. Did he have a spare? 638 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,120 He didn't have a spare, he said He was driving to a garage. 639 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,520 But I was like. I don't have spare and I live in 640 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,440 fair that you know, I just I don't I don't trust those 641 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,640 puncture repair kits. They're just. 642 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,880 Bollocks. That's like, that's like the 643 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,880 equivalent of that's like motor bareback. 644 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,400 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 645 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,080 Yeah, you're like, if I think was wrong, I'm fucked. 646 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,000 Yeah, it's not a scenario where I can just change away. 647 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,920 I went there with a girl once and I said to her like if you 648 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,320 got roadside assistance or did. You mean that like protection 649 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,480 contraception? Yeah, no, if you've got, you've 650 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,880 got roadside assistance, like right. 651 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,080 So I mean, she had a flat, she had a flat tyre. 652 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,400 Right, a hand job. The we it's what? 653 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:05,360 A hand job in the layback. So she had a, she had a, she had 654 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,120 a flat tyre. And I said your, your tyres 655 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,080 flat. And she went, yeah, it's been 656 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,760 like that for a week. And I went, well, you're going 657 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,480 to have to do something about it. 658 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,120 Seems like it's like a slow puncture or something like that, 659 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,640 right? Like I was, have you got a spare 660 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,400 tyre? And she goes, I don't know. 661 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,000 So I went to the booth and I lifted off the thing and she 662 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,160 didn't have a spare. And it goes right. 663 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,720 Well, we were, we were like getting, we were going off on a 664 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,920 drive and I said, you can't have you got I've got a pump rent in 665 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,520 like to get you to the garage. I said, right, so say for, as I 666 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,360 said to her, like, so say, if you're driving on the road now 667 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,800 and this blows out, what what are you going to do? 668 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,840 And she goes, I'll just ring my dad. 669 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,400 I said, your dad lives two hours away. 670 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,280 And it goes and I was like, have you got wrote an assistant? 671 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,040 She was like, no, I just, I just ring my dad. 672 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,160 I said, yeah, but what I'm saying you can't let your dad 673 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,000 can't do anything. He's two hours away. 674 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,680 You need to be. You need to be dealt with 675 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,400 immediately. Oh, I no. 676 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,640 We're getting we're back to the hand job and a lady. 677 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,480 I've been dealt with immediately. 678 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,160 Like your dad can. You're not going to sit for two 679 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,240 hours with your dad. Hi, there's going to be a sexy 680 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,680 aim. So I drove the car to the garage 681 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,920 and she paid like 6070 quid to get a new tyre and I said like, 682 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,680 but I said were you ever going to do this? 683 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,400 She was like, no, I was just going to just keep driving. 684 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,400 I just went, we're not going to work, I bet. 685 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,840 You shouldn't get that woman. I bet she was soaking after all 686 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,960 that. It. 687 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,200 Was after a lecture of all. Lecture, lecture. 688 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,280 I did it very. I said it. 689 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,840 Wasn't the lecture your dad's two hours away? 690 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,480 He can't help you. But he can't. 691 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,920 That sounds like a threat to be honest. 692 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,600 Yeah. Or is your daddy away? 693 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:41,160 No, Daddy's here. Have you ever? 694 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,040 I never want to hear that. You ever called anybody Daddy? 695 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,400 Even if you have or, you know, not called anybody that being 696 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,440 called. You know what I'm saying? 697 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,120 Have you? Ever seen a car stuck on the 698 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,520 side of road and pulled in to help? 699 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,520 Depends entirely in the scenario. 700 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,280 Yeah, I. Don't want to get in the way 701 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,960 like I didn't hear somebody fucking useless to help. 702 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,120 Have you ever like if you ever done that? 703 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,800 No, I. Was an older person or 704 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,480 something? Yeah. 705 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,560 And they look like they didn't know what was happening. 706 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:12,080 Of course I'm going to help, but because obviously then I'll, you 707 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,520 know, I'll phone the local press and see if they can send 708 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,920 someone, like take photos. Yeah, I would help. 709 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,120 I would help someone if I felt like they needed help. 710 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,320 Yeah, but if somebody has an under control and no, I'd be 711 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,840 like better at that than you would think. 712 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,080 If you have a flat, I'll change it. 713 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,680 Yeah, I could. Believe that, no problem. 714 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,720 I worked in a petrol station. We used to change tyres all the 715 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,840 time like so, but. The fact that I can change the 716 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,160 tower convinces me that anybody can change the tower, yeah. 717 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,680 We've got to talk about the roast last night, right? 718 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,360 Umm, we did the the roast of William Thompson last night in 719 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,160 the black box. It wasn't just a William fuck 720 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,600 me. I mean, everybody got it. 721 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:57,920 The panel was me, Willie, Dave, Tim McGarry, Allen Jazz, Luke 722 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,040 McKibben, Jordan Robinson. Mackey and Ian. 723 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,000 Mickey Bartlett. Ian Thompson There was a lot of 724 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,640 people initially said no to this. 725 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,960 Then there was people who said yes. 726 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,240 But then at the last minute we're like, you know, no, I 727 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,880 can't. So fair play to everybody who 728 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,280 got up and did it. It was brutal. 729 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:25,160 It really was brutal. But I think 90% of it, 95% of it 730 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,640 was like brutal but fine. And then there was 5%. 731 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,760 That was brutal but horrific. Yeah. 732 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,640 But if you'd walked in during it, like I did a thing at the 733 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,720 start, I was supposed not where I was. 734 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,800 Like, you will hear horrible things tonight. 735 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,960 But just know that we have thick skin. 736 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,840 We do stand up and we're friends, so we can sort of do 737 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,640 this. It's not like you just send this 738 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,320 to a stranger. But some of this stuff. 739 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,720 I'm really excited to watch it back. 740 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,360 See the vibe backstage? Oh my God, before the show 741 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:59,000 started everybody like ha ha ha. Also on edge. 742 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,800 Yeah, nobody was having fun. Like nobody. 743 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,800 Was having fun and. Like I thought I was. 744 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,680 I was on 1st. I thought I was harsh, but I was 745 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,160 like a fucking amused Bush. Like it was not Like it was just 746 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,000 like, oh, we taste of what's to come. 747 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,120 Like it was. So did you go in like quite 748 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,680 light? Not light, but like I thought it 749 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,760 was harsh enough to I wasn't nearly as harsh. 750 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,200 Give me an example of something you said. 751 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,520 She and taught you know, she and Todd you could argue that he's 752 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,080 the best looking comedian and I comedy, although looking at this 753 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,000 stage that's like being the sexiest man in the Hospice. 754 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,200 Good line. Yeah, it was a good line. 755 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,840 And I like because there's a compliment, then they're kind 756 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,840 of. Sort of King of the Dwarfs, you 757 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:39,000 know? I said, I said. 758 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,960 But enough about William. Allen's new girlfriend is 10 759 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,200 years younger than him. People can't believe it when 760 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,560 they see her. They go, whoa, she looks great 761 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,000 for 45 now. Well, Dave did the other one 762 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,560 when he went. Alan's girlfriend, 10 years 763 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,480 younger than you wouldn't think Alan's only 25. 764 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,680 William said Alan loves wrestling children to the 765 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,640 ground. Which I want to know how did he 766 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,920 know that's? By the way, Tim McGarry. 767 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,840 Unbelievable. Tim played possum all week. 768 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,000 Apparently he was on the down and all because he come, they 769 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,680 record upstairs their part and he's like, I don't know what a 770 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,400 roast is, I don't know what I'm doing, What do I say? 771 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,560 Tim shows up just murder picture like. 772 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,560 Bullets everywhere. I thought he was really 773 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,920 interesting to watch because I think before he was on I was 774 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,080 like, God, he's not laughing that much. 775 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,040 And then I realised he was rewriting in his head and then 776 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,720 once he was done, he was laughing at everything. 777 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,880 He'd relaxed then. Yeah, yeah. 778 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,520 But it was like it just got up because he started quite slow. 779 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,520 Yeah, I thought he's not going. He's not going to go that hard. 780 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,520 He started like he didn't understand the rules kind of 781 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,680 thing. He looked like he was written a 782 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,240 bit and I was like, oh, he's not planned. 783 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,840 And then he just was like, here we go. 784 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,120 I, I was on, I was hosting. So I opened and I was real 785 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,920 nervous, but I was delighted to go first because it gets out of 786 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,400 the way and then you can just relax. 787 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,160 But when it gets running, everyone talking about you, 788 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:05,480 you're like, here we go. But it was, it was smashing and 789 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,960 it was people were like nothing was off the table, nothing. 790 00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:13,000 No, and you say like no sacred car says. 791 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,320 We all kind of secretly roasting each other as well as. 792 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,239 Well, that's what you do. So you go right to roast the 793 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,880 welly, but you roast everyone else on the panel. 794 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,280 Oh, see, I don't. Then you finish, I think. 795 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,840 You finish, what do you? Sorry, the. 796 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,040 Way that mine was, it was like maybe 2 jokes about each person 797 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,400 and then a big tan about William. 798 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,199 Oh, right. OK at about 7 jokes about 799 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:35,199 everyone and then 10 minutes. Yeah, I think we're already 800 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,320 behind here, fucker. Come on, I was asked to do yeah, 801 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,480 but it wouldn't be my thing. I can understand. 802 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,800 I don't think I would do another one. 803 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,719 I loved it, but I don't think I would do it again because it 804 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,840 felt very exciting to do it. Probably the same even though I 805 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,360 did the boxing twice. I feel like I do, but the last 806 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,040 boxing, which is I loved it and it's good to say you've done it, 807 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,840 but I don't necessarily think I'd do it again. 808 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,720 I think we got it right. So I would hate to do 1 where 809 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,800 you go or I've really upset that person or. 810 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,360 I think it's well, it would only work again. 811 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,920 You'd have to have almost an entirely different panel because 812 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,280 there's only so many jokes you can make. 813 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,960 Like, yes, you know, even by the end it was I felt bad for the 814 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,000 people going towards the end because they were dropping jokes 815 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,040 because they were like, well, somebody's actually done not 816 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,280 already. Yeah, you know. 817 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,560 They've touched on us. Yeah, yeah and yeah is. 818 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,680 It is it you wouldn't like the idea of what people say about 819 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,040 you or what you would say about other people. 820 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,880 Well, I've seen rose battles in England like I've seen. 821 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,560 I've been to see them at the Edinburgh Festival. 822 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,200 Used to. One year the festival did a rose 823 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,800 battle, I think every turn to Friday, Saturday. 824 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,120 Oh. So I see. 825 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,360 So that's what, 1V1, yeah. But I, I obviously seen this and 826 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,320 I've seen this in America in terms of, you know, there's a 827 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,480 Justin Bieber 1. Wasn't. 828 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,840 Yeah. Yeah. 829 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,920 So I've seen bits of it. I know, I know the form, I know 830 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,640 how it works. You stand up, you make joke, 831 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,480 blah blah blah. I forgot that you actually go 832 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,680 around the other people as well. And for me personally, I am, it 833 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:01,040 doesn't, it wouldn't suit me to be shitting on someone. 834 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:05,600 And when you like, I get it and I and I think that there's a 835 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,400 place for it, but I think it's there's a place for it for maybe 836 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,400 certain personalities, but I. See, I think it works best when 837 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,560 you don't normally do that sort of stuff exactly because it's 838 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,800 like, yes, it's you're writing material that you wouldn't 839 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,680 normally write. Plus you're going to get shit 840 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,160 on. Yeah. 841 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:20,960 So it's fine. It's all. 842 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,440 It's all fair love war, isn't it? 843 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,240 Yeah. It evens itself out. 844 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,200 Like I don't think anybody to getting sick last night which. 845 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,600 Was. Plus, I'm not going to say 846 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,080 anything about Alan that isn't true. 847 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,160 No, that isn't that. Either he doesn't talk about in 848 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:37,320 a set subject matter or that we wouldn't say on a pod. 849 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,280 If you get me, I'll do an extreme version of it, but I'm 850 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,560 not going to suddenly say something. 851 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,680 Like if I told you something privately, you're not going to 852 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,160 bring that up in front of 200 people. 853 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,880 Exactly. See, someone did that to someone 854 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,680 else, but hey. Right. 855 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,960 Yeah, but we have a bit of dignity and decorum about it. 856 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,920 So was there? Was there beef? 857 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,160 That was what good. Margo's extra beef. 858 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,360 Exactly. All right, so there's beef. 859 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,360 So let's you look, look. You got a bit Trump there. 860 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,160 Very bad. They're eating the dogs. 861 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,960 Wow. I shot on TV that it was yeah. 862 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,800 I mean, I would say there was a couple of moments where I was 863 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,160 like, yes, you know that, You know that meme of the guys like. 864 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,240 This could go right away. Yeah. 865 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,960 You did say to me before we started recording that a couple 866 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,640 of you talk to me. My listening face is quite 867 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,160 intense so I just looked raging even though. 868 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,240 Somebody left. Oh. 869 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,080 That's true, actually. Oh, OK. 870 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:44,920 So. So it was, it was, it was but. 871 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,640 That's why it's worth keeping this Patreon subscription going 872 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,000 up. It's going to be released like I 873 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,360 want to see all this. What did what did you guys think 874 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,080 of it as like innocent bystanders last night? 875 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:59,200 Did you think it was more extreme than you thought, or or 876 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,440 tamer than you thought or what? I thought it went and that'll be 877 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,920 more extreme towards the middle, towards the end of start was 878 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:10,040 what I was expecting. And then I think Tim went pretty 879 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,240 hard. Ian, Luke Mcgibbon started. 880 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,520 Yeah. Look really went hard actually. 881 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,960 It looks such a lovely cuddly guy. 882 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,880 Look at that. Like inside him. 883 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,040 He was writing like he had. Well, he said, Luke's been 884 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,640 writing since August. Yeah, he had like dozens of 885 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,320 jokes for every person. Yeah, which is just mental. 886 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,560 Yeah. Wow, I think I don't know. 887 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,600 I don't know how I would take it. 888 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,040 Do you know what I mean? But I like there are comedians. 889 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,720 I'm not doing anymore rough stuff because it hurts me and I 890 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,880 like, I actually admire that's somebody going to know what. 891 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,560 Yeah, I just take. It too personal. 892 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,160 Oh, I wouldn't like think like, why would you not do that? 893 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,960 Yeah, I'm saying I wouldn't do it again. 894 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,040 Yeah, we're going into like, like the way I look at this, 895 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,200 like if you're chatting to if you're doing a normal stand up 896 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,360 gig and you're chatting to the crowd and what's your name, 897 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,400 where you from, what you do and you have that's very quite lace, 898 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,000 yes. I mean, but if you're doing a 899 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,920 roast, are you like the roast to me seems like you're going into 900 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,280 family stuff, you're going into relationship stuff that. 901 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,280 A lot of stuff about dead parents, things like that, yeah. 902 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,240 So like my point is like, you don't know that when you're 903 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,360 bantering with the front row of crowd, you're keeping it quite 904 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,160 light. You know what I mean? 905 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,560 That kind of stuff is fine, but I think if you're going to stuff 906 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,200 that people are actually, you know, have issues with and I've 907 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,480 had issues with, I don't really know, Like I like, I wouldn't 908 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,280 know if I'm talking to someone on a front row what their family 909 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,680 life has been like, you know what I mean? 910 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,160 So there's a bit of a difference. 911 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,640 We know each other better. So like, say one of my parents 912 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,840 were dead. I might be someone who leans 913 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:41,440 into that of my ACT or on jokes, you know, sees this silly side 914 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,240 of that on appalled. Yeah, like everyone might be 915 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,760 somebody who goes the other way. And I'm like, that's off limits 916 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,680 for me. If everyone knows that's off 917 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,400 limits for you, then that should. 918 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,320 Never actually that was, I mean, we were out. 919 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,600 Everybody was asking is there anything you just are like this 920 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,440 is just a no go. Like it's too personal. 921 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,160 So did William have off limits that he's have stuff that was 922 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,880 off limits have? To tell me like he had nothing 923 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,160 off. Not enough limits, okay. 924 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,160 But most of us were like, like most. 925 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,840 A couple of like it's more like things like I'm just telling you 926 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,520 what my red line was. I was like, look, you can talk 927 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,640 about me being divorced, but don't talk about personal 928 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,240 details of my ex-wife. That's of. 929 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,320 Course, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she's not there to 930 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,040 defend. She's not. 931 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,760 It's not to do. It you know about other people, 932 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:22,360 like there's nothing anyone could have said up to me about 933 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,520 me last night that would have. So what did somebody tear into? 934 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,360 He tore into you about being the best luck and guy in the 935 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,320 Hospice? What? 936 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,560 Else he was boring. Yeah. 937 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,920 So what else? What else did you get? 938 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,600 What else did you get? Like what did you get? 939 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,640 What? Else did you get that's right, I 940 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,360 got you know younger younger girlfriend, younger girlfriend 941 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,600 those stuff from my ex-wife Jordan did a joke about my mom 942 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,360 Hans Mullman. Yes, It looked like Hans Mullman 943 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,640 and groundskeeper Willie and Jordan did a joke about my mom 944 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,320 that he nearly didn't do, and then everybody booed him until 945 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:53,800 he did it. Yeah. 946 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,000 And he showed me it, and I think that's fine. 947 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,960 Go ahead. And it was. 948 00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,880 I'm not repeated. See, see, to be honest, there's 949 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,600 a couple of lines I could tell you that are just it's in the 950 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,440 wrong context. I'd tell you now and you'd be 951 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,000 like, that's fucking terrible. But if you were in the in the 952 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,160 environment of everyone going, I'm cool with this, Dave. 953 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,400 'S joke about your hands was really funny and it works. 954 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,560 Dave said. That can I do it? 955 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,760 She and Todd's fingers are so long he uses his deck for 956 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:29,120 foreplay. What is he talking about? 957 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,280 What the? Hell, he's not joking. 958 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,440 I don't even get a good look at those. 959 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,000 I got looks. Like it's gonna light up at the 960 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,920 end. I got some Mike McGoldrick. 961 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,080 I got some Mike McGoldrick stuff, right. 962 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:47,880 I got Yeah, Alan, call me Boren. What I actually said was he 963 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,120 asked questions of his audience. Questions like what if Colin 964 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,720 Gaddis was boring it? Didn't land on the night either. 965 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,640 But I didn't. It didn't play the back. 966 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,480 I got the joke, but it was worded wrong. 967 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,440 But all right, deck fingers, fuck me. 968 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,080 You be careful. You. 969 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,800 What? You got a finger Me. 970 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,280 Yeah. Oh no, I'd hear that. 971 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,200 You could do that from over there. 972 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,600 Like the stairs? That's interesting. 973 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,400 So somebody left out. That's quite cool. 974 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,800 That's quite tricky. One of that I just don't know. 975 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,360 It's well like I'm but did Willie want this? 976 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,400 How did this go? Away. 977 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 978 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,440 Also, it's his idea this week, Yeah. 979 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,600 Well, he's a number one guy for like, he's like, go for it. 980 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,720 There's nothing you can say to Willie that's gonna offend them. 981 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,040 And he just sat in a big chair like this in the middle of 982 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,000 everyone and just got it from all angles. 983 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,760 And then he got the hit back at the end with his and it was it 984 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:46,520 was fun. It's funny. 985 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,120 Look at some faces in the audience last night of people 986 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,840 who know they're going to a roast. 987 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,040 I at the start go, you're going to hear some stuff tonight. 988 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,720 That's wild. Just know that this is what we 989 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,560 do. And then there was still people. 990 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,360 And even thought that wasn't that wild like this, people in 991 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,520 the audience were freaking. I saw, I saw Ross, Sorry. 992 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,000 I saw Roast in Edinburgh couple years ago and one of the 993 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,320 comedians that was doing it was the one to one one, you know, 994 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,720 that ended up being on the TV. And yeah, they stormed off 995 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:13,760 halfway through it because the guy did. 996 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,600 A person that was roasting him went somewhere they shouldn't 997 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,920 have went. Yeah, the person was in the. 998 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,240 Wrong. There is a line. 999 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,480 I think what happened was, I think from what I was told, no, 1000 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,600 I could be completely wrong here, but they were exchanging 1001 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,800 texts and were like, look, man, you know, we're doing this thing 1002 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,200 on Wednesday or Thursday, whatever it is, you know, tell 1003 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,800 me what's what, what to not talk about. 1004 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,880 I think your man sent back two things and said, look, my dad's 1005 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,640 got cancer at the moment, so that's one thing. 1006 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,800 And also this thing, whatever it is, sort of guy went on stage 1007 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,280 then and then spoke about one of the two things. 1008 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,480 And the guy and the. Guy was like, and apparently 1009 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,000 there was like a chain of text messages where the other guy had 1010 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,280 agreed not to talk about it and he had the chance that like, do 1011 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,560 you know what? If you're going to go below the 1012 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,680 belt, I've kept everything that you've said. 1013 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,760 Yeah. And then and then, and then I 1014 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,400 think, I think I was the first one I saw and it kind of left a 1015 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,200 bit of a real sour taste at the gig because it was quite early 1016 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,400 on. Then the next one I went to, 1017 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,760 they were all like, Oh yeah, just go for me, Just go for me. 1018 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:12,040 And then happened some. I just thought like, there's 1019 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,520 having the crack and there's been a bit of a prick. 1020 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,960 Yeah, yeah. I think sometimes people who can 1021 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,960 just, they can get the lines blurred, you know, And I think 1022 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,440 I'd rather reduce, I think. You go outside those red lines, 1023 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,080 you're being a personal show, like, But there was nobody last 1024 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,080 night when I left where I was, like, they were a Dick to me. 1025 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a bit. 1026 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,400 Fun, still friends with everyone. 1027 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,280 But also as well as like I, I wouldn't know I'm right. 1028 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,640 How do I how am I going to RIP Alan Irwin? 1029 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,680 How am I going to RIP shame? Because I don't write like that. 1030 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,440 Don't. Point to me with those. 1031 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,120 Sorry, I thought it was more than one finger. 1032 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,800 Well, you know what I mean. His face, or lack of. 1033 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,800 You know, I do have a small face. 1034 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,320 I've got a wee. The line was said last night 1035 00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,840 that. No, the ratio to my head. 1036 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,480 The line was said last night. Small head above your eyebrows 1037 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,560 is small. Hold on, this is confusion 1038 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,800 because somebody else said have a forehead that just won't quit. 1039 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,960 So like, what is it? It's not beginning. 1040 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,920 The The line was said last night that Alan could hide his facial 1041 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,520 feature behind the digestive biscuit. 1042 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,040 Which, by the way, is a joke that I wrote about 10 years ago. 1043 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,800 Actually, it was something my mom, my mom said to me. 1044 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,640 If you were, it'd be, it'd be interesting, yeah. 1045 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,560 I'd never do anything like that. I hope she wasn't watching last 1046 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,200 night. She wouldn't hang out of it. 1047 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,200 She hit a staff. Company. 1048 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,120 Your mom? Yeah, she passed on. 1049 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,280 Oh, I am. Also, right. 1050 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,400 Bring it down there. Bring it down there, Sorry. 1051 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,320 Andrew, how you enjoying turn at the minute? 1052 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,200 Yeah, four shows in so far, so good. 1053 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,640 Well, yeah, it's been good. What do you mean? 1054 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,600 What? What then you like? 1055 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,600 No, didn't know I'm actually enjoying it like I am enjoying 1056 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,600 it. The crowds of grey. 1057 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,720 What's been the best one? Second night in Portrush was 1058 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:02,920 really was really amazing, I must admit. 1059 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,360 Just one of those when you're in a zone and you're like a great 1060 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,080 room, it's just that this. Is the one that's the cinema. 1061 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,000 Screen the Playhouse. Yeah, yeah, that's great. 1062 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:15,800 The two shows in and Skillet the early did an early in a late the 1063 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,000 early show the microphone broke, but we got to fix Africa, so I 1064 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,240 had to do it without the microphone. 1065 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:25,200 It was just a sound issue. But we got it resolved and it 1066 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,000 was the day parade was on and then it's killing. 1067 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,400 But there was also religious people outside protesting. 1068 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,280 So, pride, are you? No, but like. 1069 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,920 I won't have had they were able to double up. 1070 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:40,280 This guy's not even from Ireland, so. 1071 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,720 Immigrants stand up. Yeah. 1072 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,080 So when I was on the microphone when I it was one of those where 1073 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,640 you were like, OK, So what made a couple of kind of gags about 1074 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,640 it like you have come tennis getting you can't even get, you 1075 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,480 know, it's you know, you're trying to like deal with, but it 1076 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,040 kind of went on a bit too long. Yeah, I've had. 1077 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,960 That and then I kind of like a had to just kind of be like, OK, 1078 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,840 we're going to be fine, you know, and then OK, what's your 1079 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,800 name man? And I'm trying to gear move all 1080 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,640 the gear sticks around. And then once the break up then 1081 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,440 went out and I did the show, then everything was fine. 1082 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,400 And then it was a but you know what, they've all been really 1083 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,800 good, but I think it's the first time I've kind of gone and I 1084 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:19,480 felt that that change of gear in terms of audience, in terms of 1085 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,000 like, you know, you spend years like going up to clubs, like, 1086 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,360 right, I'm going to be I'm going to do really funny 20 minutes 1087 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,120 now you and I hope they like me. Now you walk out and you're 1088 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,960 like, all right, chill, I'm here. 1089 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,880 It's all right. It's like a flipping it and it's 1090 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,080 just getting used to that. Like they they like you 1091 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,000 Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully. What do you think about it? 1092 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,960 Like 50% of the audience probably like you and in the 1093 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,840 other 50% are brought because I've, when you come to this with 1094 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:42,640 me. Yeah. 1095 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,280 So you've already got half the crowd hopefully on board. 1096 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,840 And then you hopefully you don't lose them, you know? 1097 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,920 The best one me and well he did last week, was on My field host 1098 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:56,800 her was Newcastle Time Theatre. Yeah, too big with hindsight, 1099 00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:01,080 like venue hold 600 and it's like the operas and I had one 1100 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,800 Full disclosure, like 180. So like the floor wasn't filled 1101 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,560 and it's a big high. Yeah, Yeah. 1102 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,400 So I was like, oh fuck, this is going to be a shit show. 1103 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,960 Complete disaster for the audience. 1104 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,240 Tell you what one of the best shows ever it was. 1105 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,560 And him I've ever gagged in Newcastle, they've been great. 1106 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,840 It's just done. Well I've normally do the stand 1107 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,680 and I should have done there but I got offered a bigger 1 and I 1108 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,640 took it and I shouldn't have. But no, I want to go back and do 1109 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,520 it full because I was like that was the best. 1110 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,880 Can I just say I'm very lucky, eh, with all my sales so far and 1111 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,520 I'm very appreciative of it. But I have a show in England 1112 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,200 and. It's. 100 seats right? 1113 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,280 Right. And I've done 34. 1114 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,480 Well, I'm in a 400 seater in Cardiff and I've done that team 1115 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,480 right. I've done 34 right, OK. 1116 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:50,640 So that's four times. Like 2 kings crown about their 1117 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:54,680 lack of money like this is. That shows cost to me money. 1118 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,920 But anyway. But my point is this, I can 1119 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,240 guarantee it. That could probably be one of 1120 00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,680 the best shows in the tour. Yeah, yeah. 1121 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,640 So because when you go in with a low expectation and you also 1122 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,120 just remember I, I did tour support for somebody once in 1123 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,840 Leeds Variety, which is theatre in Leeds and they'd 40 people in 1124 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,240 and it's about like 500 people. And it was, I think, the best 1125 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,720 show on the tour support that I did from. 1126 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,720 I give you play into it in the right way and don't seem annoyed 1127 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:20,840 at the people who are there they. 1128 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,480 Still make the effort like the. Worst thing you can do is act 1129 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:27,080 like you're not arsed because there's no exactly money as they 1130 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,200 would have if it was so. Exactly. 1131 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,000 Definitely. And also you say to them, look, 1132 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,520 guys, I'm so happy that you came out. 1133 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,840 Yeah, yeah, I really appreciate it. 1134 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,240 I noticed a small crew of us, but you know what? 1135 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,280 That's all. Do it. 1136 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,680 Yeah, that's why I'm not counselled like that. 1137 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,920 You're right. That car, if one I'm going to 1138 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,160 lose like money, that's fine. But there's people there who 1139 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,760 want to see the show, so they're going to see the show. 1140 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,120 And the other thing is if you cancel, those people are not bad 1141 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:48,960 taking next. Exactly. 1142 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,640 They go off fucking plans and all. 1143 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:55,760 Can I just say 2014 I did the Gill balloon in the Edinburgh 1144 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,120 Fringe would a really shit show right? 1145 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,920 And after about 3 days I went what have I done? 1146 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,000 But anyway, Long story short, my first night, my agent was 1147 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,880 standing outside the door and it was a it was the second. 1148 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,000 It was one of the preview nights and I said how many of I got in 1149 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,360 and he just went just going enjoy. 1150 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,480 He goes. I was how many of I got in, he 1151 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,720 goes. What was the Cup? 1152 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,120 A 52 or something he goes. I got so many of you got any 1153 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,360 because Andrew enjoy it. Three. 1154 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:28,200 OK, now I did the full hour to those three people. 1155 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,280 There was a couple and it was just one person on their own and 1156 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,960 I walked up and I had a great time with the freedom right. 1157 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,960 And every single year I did the Fringe, they came to every 1158 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,880 single show. Yeah. 1159 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,440 And every year they would wait for me and they went, we 1160 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:48,880 remember a day there was a couple, the one person didn't 1161 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,960 come, but it was the couple that came every year, right? 1162 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,560 And they said, we remember seeing you in the blue. 1163 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,520 And when I was at the Fringe in August, they came again and said 1164 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,440 we are so happy to have seen you, you know. 1165 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,840 But like, I remember one year at the Fringe, I was in like a 96 1166 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,000 seater, and I was selling it well enough, right? 1167 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,920 And they came and said four years ago, we saw you, and 1168 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,800 there's only three of us, and we have followed you because you 1169 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,800 still did it. You still went ahead. 1170 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,960 And I always said to the Compass and Willie this year at the 1171 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,840 Fringe, right, You know, he had a couple of tough days at the 1172 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,200 start, as we all do. And, you know, that's the game. 1173 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,920 I said, Willie, you're in the trench, man. 1174 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,560 And this is where. Yeah, this is where you show 1175 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,720 your salt. Know what type of comic area are 1176 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,000 you doing it? Give it. 1177 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,200 You know, I mean, you don't pull out of this shit when things go 1178 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,680 great. Oh, well, you write it, trust 1179 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:33,600 me. And you did not pull out. 1180 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,120 But like, when things go great, you write it. 1181 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,960 And when things don't go great, you stick at it. 1182 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,120 Yeah. And I think that's the 1183 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:38,880 difference. Yeah. 1184 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,160 Yeah, I had the same experience that the French ones I'll talk 1185 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,960 about all the time to American guys and my dad. 1186 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,360 I did. One brilliant one. 1187 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,760 Person he was a mate of mine. He's like, I mean, I've come to 1188 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,640 fucking. You have to do. 1189 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:49,360 It and you. Did it? 1190 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,520 What do we hear? So I did it and then I got to 1191 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,120 the last bit and he went, we had this is the bit of it, Richard 1192 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,280 Nixon. I said, yeah, he goes, I don't 1193 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,200 like that, but just leave it there. 1194 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,280 Got it. About 45. 1195 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,760 Yeah. Did you hear about the guy in 1196 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,160 England that turned up to do a show in the Fringe and no one 1197 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,000 there? So he had a tech as well? 1198 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,120 I think it was a Free French show. 1199 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,360 No, this wasn't this year. No, it was a few years ago. 1200 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,080 He turned up and the tech was earning and said a show was down 1201 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,720 at 3:00 and it's like 5 past 3 and there's no one there. 1202 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,320 And he goes, right. So the tech is a bit like, you 1203 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,480 know, zipping up the coat and he goes, look, all the best. 1204 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,840 But I'm actually just going to do the show anyway, even to an 1205 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,920 empty room but just as the tech. Wasn't even in the room. 1206 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,240 Just as a rehearsal. So the tech would say that 1207 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:32,440 again, he goes, you can shoot off, but I'm just going to stay 1208 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,720 for the hour and I'm going to do it. 1209 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,320 You don't turn the lights on or turn the mic on. 1210 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,840 So he apparently moved the mic stand to one side and the tech 1211 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,960 like stayed and watched him just do the show and he went. 1212 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,240 Good evening ladies and gentlemen. 1213 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:46,320 You all good and left for and left gaps for a cheer. 1214 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,920 Incredible. And then he comes and goes. 1215 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,800 Thanks very much for coming in. How did you hear about the show? 1216 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,560 Oh, excellent. And he had been. 1217 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,320 Making bar look at night. And he actually did the detect 1218 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,560 left apparently after a while, but apparently your man did and 1219 00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,160 he left gaps for the last. Unbelievable. 1220 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,080 So there's not a fine line of commitment and mate, you need to 1221 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,040 go. Maybe just enjoy it. 1222 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,520 Joy, an hour to yourself. Tree falls in the woods is 1223 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,840 making noise like if no one shows up their friend show, does 1224 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,000 the comedian still do the act? And they answer yes. 1225 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,440 Unbelievable. Alan, you have a show coming up 1226 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,520 in the Sun floor. Yeah, when? 1227 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,160 When's the site? Probably after that. 1228 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,280 Brilliant. Perfect. 1229 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,400 It's this Sunday. Oh yeah, right. 1230 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:28,040 So I the Early Show has sold out and in a moment of hubris, I've 1231 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:33,680 added a second show. Please, please, I know it's not 1232 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,280 cool to be desperate, but I'm going to have sex this way. 1233 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,560 I believe that you would enjoy my show and it's only it's a 1234 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,280 tenor ticket. It's I think it's a good. 1235 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,040 I think it's a good. Show now you're very yelling 1236 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,000 you're you're a great stand up. Man back at it, he's on form and 1237 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,920 you might have seen him open for someone recently. 1238 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,880 You've got a little taster, go and get the main course. 1239 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,960 Won't see a full R baby, yeah. Excellent. 1240 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,920 Man, and if you don't like the last, but you can ask me to 1241 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,400 stop, yeah? So I'm going to go just an extra 1242 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,000 bit the show off like. Description for that but go see 1243 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,240 out in the in the sun floor please and under your own tour 1244 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:10,640 you've been more turd it's. Yeah, just say I have a about 1245 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,200 1520 tickets leftover for the studio at the Medium Forum on 1246 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,440 Wednesday the 11th or 12th October, something I'm doing 1247 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,920 Wednesday and Thursday after. But other than that, Opera House 1248 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,600 is just about there. And then that's it. 1249 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,320 Then I'll be taking quite a break. 1250 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,720 Then for 2025 I'll be on a big taking about maybe 6-7 months 1251 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:31,480 off, no? No. 1252 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,120 Golf comedy every 10 months. No pods. 1253 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,680 A limited. Limited. 1254 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:43,440 I think the key thing for me where I am is, is a few things 1255 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,280 in a pipeline. Do my tour, thank you very much. 1256 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,360 I'm going to go away, write a new show, disappear for a while, 1257 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,560 and then kind of come back again. 1258 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,800 We're not a show, but I don't want to be like, you know, I 1259 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,320 basically, I'm very lucky to do what I do, but I also find that 1260 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,840 I need to have a bit of a life as well. 1261 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,560 Yeah. And the radio has been great to 1262 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,200 me and deposits of it up. But also it's about no, you know 1263 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,840 what? You know, I get married and I 1264 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,480 want to kind of spend some time with Julie and stuff, you know? 1265 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,360 See if you see the roast last night to my lesson. 1266 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:17,520 You said that and then said gay. That was the roast environment. 1267 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,320 I just said get married and enjoy it while at last. 1268 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,040 Guys, thank you very much Alan Andrew for coming on links to 1269 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,080 the guys shows and tours are in the description patreon.com/T 1270 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,720 with me podcast, all the good stuff on their link for that in 1271 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,000 the description and not be there. 1272 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,680 That's where the rooster, Willy T will go next month. 1273 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,680 Next month after Fausty Seven with his eyes, folks, thank you 1274 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,120 very much.