1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,200 I like a great Uncle Bobby. He had no legs. 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,880 Sure he didn't, or he had them but didn't work. 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,720 That's a stark difference. Then he had no legs. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:15,800 I can't remember those songs. I can't remember Night Granny. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,640 Yeah. Granny Bobby. 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,880 No, Granny had two legs. The boy have two legs. 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,200 Yeah. You sure? 8 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:38,960 No. Zippers, welcome to this episode 9 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,680 of the Tea With Me podcast. With me, your we mate, she and 10 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,920 Todd, before we get into this episode, I need to tell you 11 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:48,320 about a couple of things. 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She and talk comedy.com. 41 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,600 I am on tour, the when does this come out? 42 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,920 The 4th of September, so my tour will be starting in two days. 43 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,720 If you're in Newcastle upon Tyne, Liverpool, Manchester, 44 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:36,720 Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Dublin, Cork, Belfast, Europe, 45 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:41,760 come and see the brand new show that people are calling hasn't 46 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,160 happened yet. So they're not, they're not, 47 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,240 they're not anything about it. My brand new show for the house 48 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,120 we are Speaking of. We're going to the Waterfront 49 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,800 Hall with tea with me live. If you're in Bangor recently, 50 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,760 you'll know that the live experience is a little bit 51 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,600 different than what we do here. 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So we had to we had to run it 120 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,400 back and we had to do it like a heavyweight boxing match that 121 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,600 that was just a slope. This is the the the first Fury 122 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:43,560 and Wilder of podcasts. My guests are none other than 123 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,720 stand up comedian, actor and father Dave Elliot and my actual 124 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:53,040 father, Dennis. He's back, he's back the pod 125 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:58,080 superstar and and Dave Elliot, you know, he's pretend to be 126 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,000 nervous and after doing the pod last time, getting all sorts 127 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,880 offers. Will your dad come on this 128 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,120 podcast? Go on that one. 129 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,720 Why? You'll be talking about offers. 130 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,360 I think it was you, Don and Michael, when I was leaving, you 131 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:16,440 said, am I on social media? And I said yeah, He says you're 132 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:20,600 going to be tortured. I made a presumption that the 133 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:25,600 ladies would be torture me wrong for something. 134 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,640 Or maybe it's just shy. Were you getting? 135 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,840 What sort of message are you getting people from the old 136 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,880 days? Oh no, no new ones like a you 137 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,040 getting #3 what? You getting Dick pics? 138 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:46,880 Not yet. Oh, is that the American bar? 139 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,000 Yes. See a couple of guys and. 140 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:55,040 Stand up beaming. Thanks for thanks for messaging 141 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,040 me. It was 2 comedians. 142 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,280 Chris Kenton You wouldn't see Mickey, didn't you? 143 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,280 Yes, yes. And two times there was three 144 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:08,000 girls there and look upon them as my groupies now, right? 145 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,400 And you give them a shout out. Yes, because the body you coke 146 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,240 didn't. Yes. 147 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,960 Did you get a coke the second time as well? 148 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,600 No. I offered to buy the set, No. 149 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,040 No. So you've been on a podcast once 150 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,200 a day. A Coke or. 151 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,640 Ah yeah yeah, been on a podcast once and he's off. 152 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,720 He's buying rounds and nights out and treating their ladies. 153 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,960 No, they they made the right decision. 154 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,360 They said we're going to the Wall Garden and banger to see 155 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,880 it. I said I'll get you then. 156 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,360 It's the price of a drink at the Wall Garden. 157 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,680 Right compare. I should have got it. 158 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,600 Here's bring your own wall garden. 159 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,920 That's that's, that's a player right there. 160 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,160 I'll square you up with the wall garden. 161 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,880 And smart. I was expect. 162 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,400 I was expecting a shirt. You're very. 163 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,560 This is so comfortable. You are. 164 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,880 You say you're nervous. You're in your arms here. 165 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,160 I didn't. Know how to get doled up or just 166 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,320 come like guess here some 2 minds. 167 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,640 Did you get hurt? You can. 168 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,320 You were trying to get an emergency haircut before you 169 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,400 came on. Because it's not Coco. 170 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,400 I didn't know it could be a blonder. 171 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,600 Yeah, I didn't want to take a challenge. 172 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,080 Remember we went to, we used to go to Gary's when it was down 173 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,000 Shore Rd. Yeah, yeah. 174 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,840 And remember, do you remember there was a young guy cut my 175 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,280 hair and he was really nervous. This guy was like his first time 176 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,120 cutting her. I remember he cut my ear. 177 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,000 Yeah, he like cut my ear and was blood pumping into my ear. 178 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,280 And he just continued. To cut his defence is hard to 179 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,760 miss. I mean, there's just you have to 180 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,120 get behind it to cut the hair, you know, strapped back, didn't 181 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,640 you? When he was younger, Yeah. 182 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,880 No, then I mean your strapped back I mean. 183 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,640 Strapped, he said. He kept them when you were 184 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,360 kidding. You just sell tape from the back 185 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,320 here for the best. Servers let me take one minute 186 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,960 of your time and interrupt this episode before we get back to to 187 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,760 tell you this show is sponsored by our friends over A Better 188 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:59,920 help something I always think about it there's load. 189 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,080 I always go I'm going to do this and I'm going to do that I'm 190 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,880 going to learn a new skill you know and I'm better I don't know 191 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,880 but I used to be really bad for picking things up and then 192 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,320 dropping I'm going to do this going to learn saxophone. 193 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,360 What's 1 episode of The Simpsons where Lisa plays the saxophone 194 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,680 and gets into it? Asked if I could have a 195 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:19,040 saxophone. Realised takes a lot more. 196 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:23,320 This when I was a child, takes a lot more than just you watch 197 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,440 that episode when you listen to Baker Street, you think going to 198 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,400 be good at the saxophone. There's way more to it than 199 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,040 that. And I wasn't prepared to put the 200 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:32,880 work in to learn the saxophone. And sometimes, especially when 201 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,960 we get older, I don't have that sense as much of like this 202 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,480 excitement that I want to do this new thing. 203 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,520 You just maybe assume that you won't be able to do this thing 204 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,160 of the you can't learn new skills. 205 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,600 Kids do, you know, look at my kids, they'll try loads of 206 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,640 stuff, they'll pick it up, they'll give it a go. 207 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,440 My son got a drum kit. He's run the boat like Dave 208 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,880 Grohl. Therapy can help you reconnect 209 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,520 with your sense of wonder because the back to school era 210 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:00,040 can come at any age. 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It's like a, you know, a bump, 231 00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:01,040 but his is more pronounced. Yeah, you know, it was what you 232 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,640 call elongated your head. Elongated head. 233 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,640 Yeah, that's what they call me elongated. 234 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,280 Head, you're like a fish. You're like quite normal this 235 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:14,680 way, you turn side. But yeah, you did the poll and 236 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,720 that people loved it. Are you getting people coming up 237 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,320 and saying to you about it? Yeah, yeah. 238 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,360 So we went to the fight. Medians Boxing. 239 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,240 Yeah, Was that a week? Week after, I think, yeah. 240 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,840 We got McDonald ball, gotten selfies with the chicks, 241 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,880 couldn't get anybody to punch me. 242 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,320 Nobody, Nobody had punched me. Still obsessed with the punch in 243 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,360 the stomach. But then you were at those last 244 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,080 week. What do you say to me? 245 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,880 I think my pet, I said. Oh, yeah, your appendix. 246 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:52,080 You said your appendix. May burst you were. 247 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,920 Giving me a left home from hospital, right? 248 00:12:54,200 --> 00:13:00,280 I was going for a meeting a ban the royal and I was going to 249 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,360 meet new consultant for the Chromes and he gave me left home 250 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,120 his name before but not Michael George's wedding party. 251 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:09,960 He gets in the car. What's wrong with you stomach? 252 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,960 Stomach not good. Not having all these pain. 253 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,200 They're like, have you still got an appendix? 254 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,760 He does. It was like, maybe your appendix 255 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,920 is going to burst or something and this is what you get for 256 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,920 years of having men punch in the stomach. 257 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:27,800 It's catching up with you. See, I'm getting excited. 258 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:32,080 We're talking about punching. So it was, I didn't know it was 259 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,880 appendix that that was terrible, terrible pain. 260 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,240 But as I've never had appendix go, I did. 261 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,240 I presumed that's what it might be. 262 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,520 See, on the last couple notes from the last podcast, we're 263 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:48,400 talking about your bad bike injury, 1981 specifically. 264 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,880 What were those injuries again? Because I don't think we 265 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,200 actually listed them on the podcast. 266 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,560 I broke my what's called adult toy peg. 267 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,200 It's about the size of your thumb. 268 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:05,600 Your skull rotates on it. And when you get hung, that's 269 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,880 what breaks, That's what kills you. 270 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:11,440 And it's one in a million. I didn't. 271 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:17,520 I got away with it nearly. So I got bumped started twice up 272 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,600 there at Dundroid and then at the Royal, you know, got the 273 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,400 your heart. Yeah. 274 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,280 Got me going. Got me going twice. 275 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:31,960 So I broke that and two legs. My right foot is mush. 276 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:38,440 It's everything's out of shape. And what else? 277 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,960 Collarbone, shoulder, collarbone. 278 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,840 And in the end, sides were turned on, turned round, upside 279 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,240 down. You know, they're all over the 280 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,280 place. Yeah, I didn't love it. 281 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,560 Oh well, yeah, yeah, they settled down. 282 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,080 You know it just went person where tit that many times. 283 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,240 Yeah. Do you remember? 284 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,920 Do you remember that? Vividly. 285 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:06,640 How did you fall off the bike? I never said I made a blunder 286 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,920 which I never thought I never thought I would do again. 287 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,000 And. Got you on a bike? 288 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:20,520 I just, yeah, going too quick. And what just lost? 289 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,560 Do you remember making the mistake? 290 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,120 Yeah, yeah. I don't remember being at the 291 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:29,880 race previous you were there. Obviously you just that was your 292 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,360 birthday and. Happy birthday son. 293 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,240 Your dad, he's all right. He's just broke, you know it 294 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:49,560 keeps your. Head on your body it's all good 295 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,720 son happy birthday don't worry about it your mom's all right 296 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,120 they give me thumbs up tomorrow are. 297 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:06,720 We surprised for you, I'm dead. The bump started by his car 298 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,800 breakdown. No, no, no. 299 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,040 The bump started him three times. 300 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,480 He's all right. Was there a moment that do you 301 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,520 remember thinking yourself, oh bollocks, was there a moment 302 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,840 you're like, I've really fucked it here? 303 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,160 What speed would you would you have been going? 304 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,400 Well, as usual, you know, 10 exaggerated, but it was over 305 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,840 100. And yeah, I've come up before 306 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,520 unfortunately. And depending where you come 307 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:35,480 off, you can get away with it sometimes, or I didn't. 308 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:40,320 I always got broken bones, but where I came off as a big guy 309 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:45,040 and I knew I said I'm going to, I knew it's going to die. 310 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,680 Because the thing with the road racing here is, you know, it's 311 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,560 not like a track that's all safety padded and all that kind 312 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,840 of stuff you're racing on, or the roads like the public roads. 313 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,480 Yeah. So if you do come off, you're 314 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,080 going to hit something. Did you what did you go into a 315 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,160 field? Yeah, well, first I got what's 316 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,120 called a high side, so the back end came round and that 317 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,040 happened. It grips and you get launched, 318 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,000 you know, you go into the air over the top of the bank. 319 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:16,440 And I said in that instant, I said I wish I hadn't come back. 320 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:20,119 No, wish I hadn't come back. But man, I knew it was going to 321 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,240 be. I knew I was going to be killed. 322 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,800 I thought you meant to life after his birthday. 323 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:31,200 Have the good happy time here. From the big soft play. 324 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,960 Hello, I'll be fair, Happy time is a great 1 though. 325 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:41,320 I said that over the top and I said and you're just going to 326 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,000 die. So I started shouting your name 327 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:47,000 out and. So you could see the last moment 328 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,880 of life leave your body in. To make sure I to make sure I to 329 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,400 make sure I saw him have the impact. 330 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:01,080 I'm about to die here if you want to. 331 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:13,320 Stick out your YouTube. Splat what happened with them 332 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:19,800 and the kneecap as well? Did you hit a curb is. 333 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,080 That what happened, No, this is also what Dundraw and I didn't 334 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,960 come off that time. So this is a different time, 335 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,600 yeah. And what's? 336 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,280 Been twice shy to ask about. It helps if you have a brain. 337 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,040 If you had a had a brain, wouldn't it be a second time? 338 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:39,480 So I went up the inside of two guys and closed the door on me. 339 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,080 So I'll expand. Go around the corner. 340 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:48,120 What about the race? Oh jeez. 341 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,960 I saw you did his kneecap and it makes sense now. 342 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,480 So go around the corner right-hander and open up the 343 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,240 inside, up the inside them to you. 344 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:07,560 Get in front of them, close the door on me like. 345 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,520 What does that mean? That free the. 346 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:17,200 OK, So there's a grass bank here and two banks there in front of 347 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,480 me. So I went up inside to get in 348 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,560 front of them rather than go around, go around them and 349 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,680 didn't see me that they came over. 350 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,720 They came in. Oh, right, right, right. 351 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:32,520 So I put my knee in their grass Burge and there was a set stone, 352 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,080 big square stone, and it it got me. 353 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:43,080 So it lifted me in the bike up in the air and I stayed on. 354 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,080 But I thought my leg had come out. 355 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,040 I thought it'd come off. I thought it was this way with 356 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,960 it because at least seventy men are. 357 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:57,400 And I got round the corner like a squeal, like a pig, and it was 358 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,920 dangling. It was couldn't put it on the 359 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,760 foot rest because I didn't think it was there. 360 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,200 And I saw it dangling, but I thought. 361 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:11,040 It wasn't attached. It wasn't attached and there was 362 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:15,160 a flag Marshall and because it's Overton drawed thousands of 363 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:20,520 people and they're all, you know, close to the the the road. 364 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:25,640 And this guy had a flag and I come up to him on a squeal, like 365 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,000 high pitched squeal and I grabbed him to the waist and 366 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,880 because I was was screaming the PM was wild and I grabbed him by 367 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,560 the waist. Another flag Marshall he came up 368 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,880 because I was screaming. He grabbed me ankle and he said 369 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:46,680 it's all right. So it's only cramp, but it 370 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:51,960 turned round in his hand. You know, I, you know, he said 371 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:56,080 he I think he went back down onto his hours back onto his 372 00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:00,000 hours. So they they put me in the field 373 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,840 and and you know when they say when the pain gets too much, you 374 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,760 faint and all that lot of balls because I was laying on my back 375 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:11,200 and you think you ever heard you wouldn't know a bull worker. 376 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:17,000 That's a thing you did, you know for for muscles, you know, push 377 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:22,560 in and out and I was squealing and I was shouting if you just 378 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,600 hit me, you know what I was screaming. 379 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,640 You know, I put scream, I want to be knocked out because I was 380 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:33,720 screaming like that, a banshee, and obviously nobody hit, man. 381 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,280 Could sit here. Can you find my son? 382 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,960 It was my 4th birthday. But see, like a lot of people 383 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,280 would sort of question that sort of thing to, you know, when you 384 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,840 see people get really graphic injuries like football injuries 385 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:53,120 or like compound fractures and things and they say the pain 386 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,080 doesn't necessarily happen immediately because of 387 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,840 adrenaline. It's maybe after that. 388 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,040 Did you find in that moment you you were very much aware of the 389 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,240 pain or did the adrenaline kick in in that instance? 390 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,880 I wasn't certainly. You don't giggle. 391 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,320 You know, when I when I thought I lost the leg. 392 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,040 The pain, I'll never it's indescribable. 393 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,440 That must have sounded mental then. 394 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,360 But did your kneecap like slice off? 395 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,520 No, it wasn't a kneecap. Yeah, but you're missing one 396 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,320 knee. Yes, but it's. 397 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,720 Foxy isn't really. See it here. 398 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,360 Here's a hot and you had a hot plate? 399 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,280 Yeah. Into it. 400 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,240 Yeah, sure, Dave. So do you want that? 401 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,400 Dave, have you seen it? There's titanium. 402 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,080 It's been like titanium, the heat. 403 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:43,720 This OH. Yes, what about son? 404 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:51,600 We've been. Doing that since 1994. 405 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,440 That's the oldest double Acme book. 406 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,520 You've got another one. You blocker. 407 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:07,640 And you've had an entry that. We've got everybody. 408 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,680 He'll do that anywhere, anytime, restaurant, wedding, whatever, 409 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,120 you name it. But you see, if he didn't, if he 410 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:21,080 didn't, you know, didn't work. Has anyone ever just gone? 411 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:24,760 What are you doing? Yeah, one time, one time. 412 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,640 But I had an audience, thank God. 413 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,040 And then you were at the race because you don't go to the 414 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,240 races that often, but then you were there last week. 415 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,960 Yeah, it was. I don't go because of memory 416 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,200 problems. I can't remember names. 417 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:47,320 So it was Bishop's court was what do you call them? 418 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,320 Classics? The old boys. 419 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,480 It was the old boys and it was combined with the classics and 420 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,360 the I. Remember, you did one of those 421 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,640 laps. The old. 422 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:04,160 Boys go in. Well, it's called that pre lapse 423 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,920 and the first one, first one was the old bike. 424 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:14,480 You were there died at Scary's place called Lakshini besides 425 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:18,480 Scary's. And so two of us went down. 426 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:23,200 But I want to go down early to memorise the course because in 427 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:28,120 my mind I was going to go as quick as I went the last time, 428 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:35,000 you know, when I was racing and got the lead and so got to the 429 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:41,560 course and I asked the guy, I said which way does the course 430 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,080 goes? He said that way I couldn't 431 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,760 remember which way the course went. 432 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,480 So I wasn't a good start. And anyway that that was it. 433 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:58,000 We got through that. And then there was mid Antrim. 434 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:06,520 That's so bad, Antrim Yep. An English guy had a couple of 435 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,480 bikes over here and he asked me did I want to ride one in a 436 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,520 parade lapse. And it's for the past winters 437 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:18,040 and things like that. So I went up two days before the 438 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,760 event in my in my brain, because I'm sick as a champ. 439 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,560 I was going to go as quick as it was and there's a jump on the 440 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:33,120 course and I love the jumps. So I went up two days before I 441 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:38,320 left the half six in the morning and did 12 laps, learn the 442 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,520 course and I raced on it once before but that was years ago, 443 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:48,360 so 12 laps and that's only about 3 1/2 four mile long. 444 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:56,400 So I knew where I was going and went up on the Friday for the 445 00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:01,960 practise and it was a new, I may as well never been around the 446 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,520 course, didn't know where I was going, hadn't the clue because 447 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,600 of my memory. But I didn't know it was that 448 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:13,640 bad. And I'm the baldy and I was in 449 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:18,640 the way of a lot of people. So never got, never got the jump 450 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,720 and. That was it. 451 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,360 What happened, What used to happen back in the day if you 452 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:27,240 needed a piss and you're doing a race or do you never because of 453 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,240 adrenaline, like we never need to go to the toilet on stage 454 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,240 because you're just adrenaline. Even if you're up there for an 455 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,440 hour, you don't need the. And racing, that wouldn't be the 456 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,640 biggest problem. You shit yourself, you know, if 457 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,400 you nearly come off, you had a don't. 458 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,160 Never happened. No. 459 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,520 There's after you came on last time you went, I should have 460 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,040 said this, should have talked about that and this or that. 461 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,000 What was there anything you want to talk about? 462 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,640 You didn't. Excuse me? 463 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,640 Get the poster to. So I didn't know. 464 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,000 So at my dad's house, looks like he's solving a big FBI case. 465 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,040 Because. There's all different posters 466 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,560 overall. Different crime scene, so you 467 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,600 wouldn't tell me what we're going to talk about. 468 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,640 Yeah, right. Well, we didn't have a plan. 469 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,600 Yeah, didn't have a plan. So there are things the first 470 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,000 time is on. I wish I had a said, you know 471 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,880 what you said that happens with everybody. 472 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:26,280 So a couple of things. So one of the parade labs, just 473 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:32,440 the way I said when I was racing, a guy asked me Billy 474 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,120 Mckinstry didn't want to race this bike in Portuguese. 475 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,560 World Championship? What's that? 476 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,960 Why you're not asking English? Very good. 477 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:51,800 Half an hour later. So it's a world championship 478 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:58,080 race in Portugal. Della Real and So what not but 479 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,560 that when I got there. Is that the photo you in front 480 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,120 of the bust in the head stamp? Yes, yeah. 481 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,000 Before he turns up, he turns up the socks in his hands, his 482 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,920 pants around his chest. And I actually ever sent that 483 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,480 offer, Dennis, Sorry. So. 484 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,120 What age you've been released in Portugal? 485 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:22,680 198586. We're both battle miles. 486 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,000 Yeah, yeah. 3037 years ago, so wherever that is. 487 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,520 So look, in the programme I got there, that's the world 488 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,960 championship thing. Look in the programme, not 489 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,960 great. Doris Todd. 490 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,120 Your name was Doris. The Hobbit down is Doris Todd, 491 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:46,080 and I raced like Doris Todd. You know I'm only calling you 492 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,280 that from now on. That was just that. 493 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,840 They call that out in the speaker and all the Doris. 494 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,520 He, well, he cracks up if you write one for Elliot. 495 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,240 If you write 1T instead of two, he loses his mind. 496 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,640 But this is what I don't get about it, right? 497 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:13,400 You have two D's? Yeah, on the sofa, super big. 498 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,200 And you are tall, Todd. Yep. 499 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,120 Why does no one ever spell tall, Tod? 500 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,680 It's the exact same thing. That's not nobody called. 501 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:28,960 Yeah, it's weird. I'm my dad was big dance, sweet 502 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,400 dance but his was 2 ends. That's weird, isn't it? 503 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,360 Yeah, that was always weird to me that he so his dad is called 504 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,880 David 2 and there's been set what, seven in a row? 505 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,320 Yeah, I'm 1/7. And then Grande was Dennis, but 506 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,080 with two NS and then they took away N off you. 507 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,920 I think it's more English the the two NS right? 508 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,760 Everybody automatically thinks 2NS. 509 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,320 Yeah, yeah, because otherwise it's a bit like penis, isn't it? 510 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,800 Really. Sort of D. 511 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,520 Denis like P/E. NY, Yeah. 512 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,360 Were you? Were you ever attempted to call 513 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,640 me Dennis and pass it on? No, it's an old M It's terrible. 514 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:06,960 Terrible. Yeah. 515 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,240 You don't like it? No, no, it's, it's like Doris. 516 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,640 Doris better. No, you were only going to be 517 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,480 called shame. After the cowboy movie, yeah, I 518 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,640 used to tell people I didn't think I was. 519 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:26,280 No, I was about 1954. I felt bad because you always 520 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,720 wanted to show me that film and show me what I was named after. 521 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,960 But as a kid, it's a black and white cowboy movie. 522 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,880 Yeah, but it's maybe like what? A classic of all times. 523 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,280 So. That's a weird thing I remember 524 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,160 Aaron Butler telling me is some people's niche relations name, 525 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,800 he goes. I called Aaron Butler after 526 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,760 Elvis. Yeah, that's. 527 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,760 Right. I think he goes why he called 528 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,320 after he called Elvis, you know, and there's another guy we were 529 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,520 in a our friends and they were telling us about a guy in their 530 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,680 family. And his name is like something 531 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,440 entirely different. He's like he's named like say 532 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,280 it's like John Peters or something. 533 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,600 They go, hi, John Peters is named after Uncle Michael. 534 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,200 Yes, That's like for what I was Michael's actually called John 535 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,360 Peters, but no one knows that. And that's like, yeah, called, 536 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,640 you know, called Michael. And it's very confusing. 537 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,320 I'm trying to think if we had any mad names in our in our 538 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,520 family. Well, yours, Cecil. 539 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,200 Cecil there was. A Cecil. 540 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,480 You bring him? No, not. 541 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,920 That's an. Old and Cedric. 542 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,080 They're all old names. Yeah, Bobby. 543 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,400 They're all the same. Remember Bobby? 544 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,600 Not going to make the point. That's a classic. 545 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,600 She had like like a great uncle Bobby. 546 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,560 He had no legs. Sure he didn't, or he had them 547 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,160 but didn't work. That's a stark difference. 548 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,960 Then they have no legs. I can't remember those songs 549 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,400 that. Really can't remember. 550 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:50,160 No, I was Granny. My granny, yeah. 551 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:55,600 Sheer Granny Bobby. No, Granny had two legs. 552 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,520 Granny. Granny. 553 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,080 Oh, my granny Todd. Right, the boy have two legs. 554 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,400 Yeah. You sure? 555 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,840 No. There was something about him. 556 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:15,240 He had Lemmy ailments, but he had asked Marshall, still over 557 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,840 time. Now there was there was 558 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,880 something or he had one leg. Maybe he wasn't Roman, put it 559 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,120 that way. Right, right. 560 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,600 And I remember we were in Central back when it was Miss 561 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,760 and we never really saw him. Not much. 562 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,320 Screen. He was arson about to Mcglane. 563 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,520 Yes, because Granny used to always say he's arson about. 564 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,120 That. Doesn't mean he's got no legs. 565 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,400 That's. The joke, I think he had no legs 566 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:55,880 and still and but me, my cousin Michael and our mate Sean were 567 00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:01,760 in the Mace and Michael said how you how you Bobby, and we're 568 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,280 maybe like 10 or something. I'm probably going, how are your 569 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,840 son? He's recognised and realised 570 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,560 related and he's giving him a pound or do we pound for you? 571 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:13,240 And then Sean was her and I'm in I'm like just slightly out of 572 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,600 the way from them and he goes, is this your we mate? 573 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,840 He goes, yes, Sean, he was Sean, are your goals we pound for you? 574 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,800 And then I went, I saw this happen and then I was like, I 575 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,720 need a pound too. So I laid it on thick. 576 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,440 I went up and went, hi, your Uncle Bobby, right? 577 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,040 Never called him ago. I didn't even really know. 578 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,600 I said hi, your Uncle Bobby, and he went, all right, son. 579 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,800 Just walked on and I was devastated. 580 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,160 Devastated. Probably pricked up people. 581 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,520 I have no legs. That's probably that's wrong. 582 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,160 I know I ain't. He had no legs. 583 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:46,360 I think he met on one now. He had at least he had at most 584 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,960 one, at most one, no, but no not least one, at most one, because 585 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,880 any had two. But hold on. 586 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,400 So do you not remember in the moment when you were asking for 587 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,600 a pound, did you go, I guess, Uncle Boy, for a pound or did 588 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,560 you go like that? Like, come on. 589 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,040 Like, no, we had like wooden legs or something. 590 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,720 He's a He's a pirate. Yeah, I got no more money for 591 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,880 you. I'm going to go over the seven 592 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,679 seasons fighting that goal. Was there on that on that your 593 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:15,120 name? So I want to always remember 594 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:22,520 have a son or call him Shane and your mum and your granny said 595 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:26,719 no, it's like a dog like you call a dog Shane you. 596 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,320 Don't. You know Shane wasn't, yeah, 597 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:36,040 Nobody was called Shane those days and so all I wanted was 598 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,400 Shane. So that's why you have a middle 599 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,239 name, your mum said. Yes. 600 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:43,800 You can have a second name. Because I was going to be Henry. 601 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,719 That's kind of kind of hip now, Henry. 602 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,960 Yeah. Henry Todd sounds like like he 603 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:54,280 would own people. Did we do we know much about 604 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,960 going back? Like what's our like? 605 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,400 What is your middle name? I don't know if I'm. 606 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,960 Sure, you do know this, because everyone for sure. 607 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,120 No, neither there. But I had to real end. 608 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,240 Here's Logan. Yeah, Robert. 609 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,040 Is that what? Just one? 610 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,880 Yeah. I thought you had like 3 or 4. 611 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:14,800 Do we know like that much about the history of our family, like 612 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,600 going back like a few generations or anything or no? 613 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,800 That's all from mysteries, the history of the telephone. 614 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:28,200 Well, I was in the sauna a couple of weeks ago and there's 615 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,440 a couple old boys in there and I could chat to them, one of them 616 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:33,520 his cousin. Now, is that the way like, you 617 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,840 know, some people be like, if you go to America, they're like, 618 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,120 oh, we're no. No, no. 619 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:42,680 Or is it no actual cousin? Yeah, I was the recent. 620 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,080 There was stories you want to tell about racing and all that 621 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:51,280 kind of thing, but then I I want to ask you about me doing stand 622 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,200 up. What was the first gig you ever 623 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,840 came to see me do? Stand up and you remember. 624 00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:01,280 Brilliant Empire, yes, and I said I'm going to go, he said. 625 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,640 Don't want you to go, but if you're going to go, I don't want 626 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,600 to see you so. Nice. 627 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,040 No, I meant like, I don't want to look. 628 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,920 Yeah, I don't want to look out and see you. 629 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,560 And so happened there were you couldn't have moved. 630 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:22,840 I had to say to the bouncer for me and Ivan to get in, you know, 631 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,120 because it was just Jason. Jason Byrne was headlining in 632 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,120 The Emperor, and it was. Yeah, they were classic. 633 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,560 They were hiding. From our leaders. 634 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:35,040 You couldn't move and so we were just in front of the stage and 635 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,760 standing up. So I. 636 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,280 Actually won't see you there. It'd be grand. 637 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,680 Oh God, that's hurtful. I'm. 638 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,320 Just used to having Ross here, just having that zone here. 639 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,200 So anyway, time comes. You've got a Who was it? 640 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,680 Jason Byrne No, Colin. Colin Murphy. 641 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,840 Maybe I'm. Colin Murphy brought you on. 642 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,280 See how the young fella, whatever what it was, 18 or 19? 643 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,880 18 I think it was my third. Yeah, takes a lot of balls to do 644 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,600 this. It's one of your your first, 645 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,400 first time they gave you a great intro and he said give it up. 646 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,120 She and toy. It's my duck. 647 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:23,920 Go ahead and no need to come on. And then you went. 648 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,600 What you say? He was the first person I saw 649 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,280 and walked out because he is a good head of her. 650 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:32,120 But the shit, the shame from your, you know, they look from 651 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,840 here like I could see the shame bunch. 652 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,960 And because it was student cake and he stood out to me because 653 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,960 everybody was 18 and you and I were standing there and I even 654 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,640 does this thing. I was I was like, ah, you can 655 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,720 see him right there. And then Ivan's distracting 656 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:49,680 because even though Ivan goes to Ivan goes you a lot to stand up. 657 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:55,160 Ivan looks at you like this, even if he's enjoying it, you 658 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,680 can never hide it. You watch a whole. 659 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,840 And then afterwards, I loved that. 660 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,920 That was brilliant. But he said, I guess. 661 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:05,480 But it was a memorable night. You come on, you thought you 662 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,440 were a rabbit calling the headlights and you're. 663 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,120 My mouth was so. Dry. 664 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,440 I could see your mouth was dry. Handshaking. 665 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,800 And it was I was getting my stomach was going, I guess here 666 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,040 because. You got the. 667 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:23,800 Punchers. There was a couple of guys being 668 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,120 loud. They were pissed up at the bar 669 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,080 and you were on and I freaking cheese. 670 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,360 I was cracking up. You know what? 671 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,640 I No, not yet. Yeah, you know. 672 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,360 So, but it was good. I think I had a good one. 673 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,640 I was just nervous, but it was good. 674 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,600 Yeah, Said the way you were like sometimes people talk and I know 675 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,120 you, I'm a see him like if I'm watching a gag and there's 676 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,440 people talking. Bastards. 677 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,280 And that's the worst of all. But you would go and say, when 678 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,680 was the last time? I feel like you haven't 679 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,000 confronted anybody in a while because usually something will 680 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,160 start at the gym. Ross goes to the same gym. 681 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,320 We just did a bonus episode, Ross. 682 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,360 Ross goes to gym. Have I seen you in there, Ross? 683 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:06,640 You stand up. You can't say he's 5 foot two, 684 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,920 you're 5 foot three. You can't. 685 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,000 What do you mean? No, even that 54. 686 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,680 No, he's whether he'd be 5/3. .8 or something. 687 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,920 See he's he's small, but his postures got bad recently so 688 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,880 he's even smaller. But if you were stretched out, 689 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,480 yeah, it would be a big boy. But see on that, like your dad, 690 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,120 I would say he's definitely a secret gigger. 691 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:29,000 Like he goes to gigs you don't know he's app. 692 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,080 Like you'll be at your shows and then you'll most send your texts 693 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,000 or something. I'm like, yeah, because whenever 694 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,680 you say you've been and then you haven't, maybe sell the offer 695 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,840 take. He's low key fellow. 696 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,360 I like that key and. You do support. 697 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,080 Yeah, that's been years. Yeah, you know, but because I'm 698 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,440 memory, I don't want to go in backstage or whatever. 699 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,040 Can't remember names. And I always tell security, make 700 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,360 sure see if that guy is here just. 701 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,920 When I was, yeah, like, say there was someone talking to the 702 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,120 gig. You go over and say, right, And 703 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,800 he tell you, buddy who had to speak to a boy yesterday, that's 704 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,600 cool off. In recent times, I think you 705 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,000 speak in the boys. But then you're at that age 706 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,280 where you'll devote time to like, he'll go. 707 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,480 He'll be in a rivalry with a guy in the gym for four years and 708 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,080 the guy won't know, but the guy won't know but he go. 709 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,760 A dot, right? No. 710 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,000 Can't say too much about the gym because. 711 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,680 You can't say too much with it, but he'll go will do. 712 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,960 He'll go to a fell and there he goes. 713 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,080 When he does, you know, he'll say stuff like see when he see 714 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,760 when he's not looking. I pour a bit of a charge. 715 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,160 I've been done for four years and the guy won't know, but he 716 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,960 gets into these. We I know we can't talk about 717 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,000 it. Right. 718 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,320 The guy with the parking Parkinson, by the way, No, not 719 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:46,280 he beat up. See if you don't see if he says 720 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,040 hello to you in the gym, how you doing it and you don't give him 721 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,800 anything back. You've got an enemy. 722 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,600 You've got an enemy though, because me and you will go yes 723 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,120 exactly. But me and you would say hello 724 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,000 to anyone that situation and we would be like fuck what a decade 725 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,520 not saying a little back. It then becomes his life's work 726 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,520 to get out. How you do me a back idea? 727 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,640 But you know what, I'm with you in the standards because there's 728 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:10,120 a parent who has leaders, has had a kid in the same class as 729 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,520 Holly for a few years now, even from preschool. 730 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:17,600 And I just I I don't know his name, but our kids name, and I'm 731 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,920 not going to say it, but because I but every morning you go and 732 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,840 you said, you know, when you recognise me, you might know 733 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,960 them because you've known from the drop off and it's not I 734 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,640 would for a while I'd have been like morning and he just walked 735 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:32,360 past like look through and every time like you fucking ignant 736 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,880 bastard. And now I don't do it anymore. 737 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:37,320 And like there was another day where I was walking the dog and 738 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,880 he was just walking right towards me and I like met his 739 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,320 eyes and I wanted it was just let me to want to go. 740 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,760 All right mate, and I didn't. You should have but that and 741 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,760 that's what you 2 are different. He'll go over there, he'll go 742 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,080 overboard. I know. 743 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,160 Because they've got me the balls, I say. 744 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,560 That's why they're not saying hello to you. 745 00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:02,400 You're past Hello. So no matter where I go, if I 746 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,400 pass anybody always say how you doing? 747 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,880 You know, no. Matter how you doing, stop it. 748 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,280 Give me a motherfuck. Stop. 749 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,080 You're all right. Good morning. 750 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,760 I'll start with that. Especially in the gym, 751 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,240 especially because, you know, if you're new into the gym, you're 752 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,360 new there. Like great. 753 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,520 People always say, no matter who's passing, how you doing, 754 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,480 sometimes you get somebody else. Yeah, great, thanks. 755 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,560 Or you get a grunt. You get an animal noise, you 756 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,880 know, a grunt or you get us a smirk, you know? 757 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,040 Or you don't like that. I freaking hate it with a 758 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,560 passion, but this is where they've got me. 759 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,720 I said I remember that and I don't. 760 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,760 And I said to them next time, how you? 761 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,960 How you doors? Those kind of western film. 762 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,720 How you? How you doing? 763 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,160 You know and. So you don't know who your 764 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,800 enemies are. And they get you every time. 765 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,840 And I'm not sure there's some, I'm not sure, you know, has he 766 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,200 done that to me before? Yeah, I'm not sure. 767 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:13,240 Oh, I've done a lot in the gym. I know there's some stuff. 768 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,680 The parking? Which one? 769 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,160 There's one I realised I started and we, we, we actually can't. 770 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,080 OK, yeah, right. You can't what this guy was. 771 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:34,040 No, he was like 6 foot something bad boy and. 772 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:41,440 Donald Trump there, bad boy. So what does it say again? 773 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,320 I can say something. Look, we can. 774 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,000 Add it a lot if needs be. Let's get it a lot. 775 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,800 That's great. Parked up. 776 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:55,120 I came look, got into the car and this guy got out of his car 777 00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:03,200 and hit the door. But it just and he got back in. 778 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,360 You're in the car. I was in, I was in the car, he 779 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,680 was, he was already parked and I'm, I'm parked. 780 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,240 And when he opened the door, touched my door and he didn't 781 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:20,520 look, didn't get out. So I got out and looked at the 782 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,680 car and I could see a line, but it hadn't dented it. 783 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:29,480 It's because of the dirt, you know, and I'm not even say what 784 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,200 colour of car he had. So it was obvious, you know, I 785 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,880 knew you have it lined up and we opened the door, but he had done 786 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,040 it and I knocked him in. There would you have been 787 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,720 prepared for if he had just gone. 788 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,640 Sorry about that mate. Sorry one. 100%. 789 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:51,640 Right. 100% And when he put the window down a wee bit and I said 790 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:58,000 you're not going to say say sorry, he said what are you 791 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,240 talking about? I said you hit the door. 792 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:08,920 What age of a guy, roughly? Ballpark nearly forty 30s and he 793 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,720 he said what are you talking about? 794 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,360 I said you hit the door. No, I didn't. 795 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,600 I started, you know, I felt that coming on. 796 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:25,800 I said open the door, open the door and line up with that. 797 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,920 I said, you haven't looking up, you haven't done it, but you had 798 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,280 it. But you haven't even said, 799 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,440 sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 800 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,120 I started. I call them a few choice words 801 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,720 and. He's still got the window down. 802 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:43,880 Used to wee bit. Yeah, that's a bit, but I call 803 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,600 them something. And he opened the door. 804 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,320 Say it and if it's really bad, we'll be but. 805 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,440 Pardon. Say it and if it's really bad, 806 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:57,400 we'll be but. Say it you fuck dog. 807 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:22,800 I didn't know that he fucked. 808 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:30,200 He opened the door. He got out and see when he got 809 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:36,600 out, I moved one step forward right to him and the beans were 810 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,880 sitting out on my neck and he got back in that car. 811 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,120 That was it. You're a fuck dog. 812 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,480 And you want to see that the head of them but. 813 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,520 How funny when that guy sees my dad on the podcast. 814 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,560 Last episode there he is, but. How baffled did you be? 815 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:58,480 I don't think anyone's called anyone a fuck dog. 74. 816 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,560 I but not and not my mind, not my mind. 817 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:08,280 I'm still dollars so I saw him getting or getting changed 818 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,280 together. This. 819 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,840 Is this is maybe a couple of weeks? 820 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:21,920 Later in the gym change room. Yes, and I said I had a fair 821 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,120 idea it was him. Oh, he's still not 100. 822 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:26,600 Percent. Oh, it's two weeks. 823 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,360 And I said excuse me, have we been introduced? 824 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,880 I said. That's a mafia style move there. 825 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,960 He went no, don't think so. Do you think it was him? 826 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,480 Oh, what's him? And have you seen? 827 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,760 Is he still about? No, there's. 828 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,520 This fucking mental he bought got me a fucked. 829 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,040 Did they ever get the guy who was drying his pubes with a 830 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,000 herder or is he still not going to be? 831 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,160 That's all right though. No, it's not. 832 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,560 Oh no, it's not. I know. 833 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,680 It's not, I know. Let me point out I do this but 834 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,880 stand up and it's a true story. Imperiously. 835 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,680 Just learn it. Just I just. 836 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,880 I am Paisley used to dry himself junior senior the OJ with her 837 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,360 dryer, but Nick in the gym. No, he did. 838 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,280 He did like this. Well, no, like like that, but 839 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,960 yeah, with her dryer because my game, my first thought when he 840 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,600 walked yeah. Very good. 841 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,200 He would come past naked and I'd be like, where's the tile? 842 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,920 And also when you get that level, you're like, why doesn't 843 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,120 he have like a Bryson or something? 844 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,080 All the. Time I don't even think he 845 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,400 brings it to. He goes up and he just stops 846 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,000 front of the mirror and starts trying himself all over the the 847 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,440 herder. Awfully, awfully. 848 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,600 And there is a reservoir to pair it up. 849 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:48,840 But what are the herder? Somebody guy was telling me on 850 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,320 Monday, somebody was having the handshake. 851 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,880 He saw somebody having the handshake and the shards. 852 00:48:54,640 --> 00:49:00,280 Oh, how did he see him? He's in the cubicle, but there. 853 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,400 As you see. When I worked there, there used 854 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,680 to be a fellow, yeah, come into the gym and this was a younger 855 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,800 fellow. He would come in, but he wasn't 856 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,240 training, he wasn't swimming, he wasn't done, and he was just 857 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,480 going in the showers, peeking around and jerking. 858 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,160 Tell that story, without names, about David Lloyd. 859 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,600 Now I wasn't at this one for a good friend of mine was there 860 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,320 this couple of fellas. This wasn't David was a good. 861 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,560 Friend. That's a good friend of mine. 862 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,480 It's all this getting this thing happening and it wasn't. 863 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,480 He said he went for like a, you know, when you go, you're going 864 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,960 for the full day of the gym, so you're going, didn't work out 865 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,040 doing a swim, then you go get your lunch afterwards. 866 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,000 Nice day. He said he went there and this 867 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,760 particular fella was in the I don't even know if he's ever 868 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,520 told this guy's ears and connects the dots. 869 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,400 But he said he went into the gym, went in and have a shower 870 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,840 and he said my mate came out and he was like, where does he take 871 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,240 my mind? I'm out Shard dry dressed, ready 872 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:53,840 to go. And he said I wonder if he's 873 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,640 still in the shower, I'll go and check if he's there. 874 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,240 He says he went around to the shower, he could see water 875 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,760 beaten down the shark he was in. He didn't want to know if he 876 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:06,160 said he kind of picked over and he said the guy was just lying 877 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,360 feet down, a shower of water beaten down and just beating the 878 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,480 wire of himself. And he said the weirdest thing 879 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,760 was this guy always his hair like very neat, like you always 880 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,440 want to see. And he said the hair was stored 881 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,400 down his face. And he just had they said he 882 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,120 said to go and just sit in the restaurant and just wait. 883 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,480 And he came out and he was like, I mean, he was like, nobody says 884 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,840 the fact he was lying in the shower. 885 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,720 Feed out. I forgot to ask you last time, 886 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:30,360 but the store Speaking of bike accidents. 887 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:35,880 Try Can I detect yes, that guy said take on at least here, 888 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,760 right? Parking at the gym, yeah, people 889 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:46,280 used to take up two spaces, so I would write the way he used. 890 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,840 To write note. Don't be such an inconsiderate. 891 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,760 Twat. By the way, our spelling is 892 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,040 awful, so I guarantee you never spell inconsiderate. 893 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,080 Right? Because I probably couldn't, 894 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,960 yeah. So it was something an. 895 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,160 Incompetent thought. Used to leave notes people on 896 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,640 the screen. Yeah, fuck dog, I've been 897 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,280 looking and go. You're sincerely fuck dog. 898 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,040 But see, just before we get back on the park and I need to know 899 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,920 about the pube the pube guy hair dryer pube guy was. 900 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,360 It just as people were complaining, yes, people were 901 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,680 complaining about him. What was he doing? 902 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,640 Just literally. Just standing with the hair 903 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,840 dryer drying them. That's almost going to use that 904 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,480 hair dryer. Pubes, yes. 905 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,720 Just the pubes. So is he doing? 906 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:31,480 Everything, yeah. It was a mate of ours report 907 00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,240 someone we know reported and then not that like say to him, 908 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,080 but it'll be like stop doing that. 909 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,520 That's the most awkward thing because again, with the guy 910 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,440 jacking in the showers, someone had to approach him. 911 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,920 Be like, you get up to it. He's like, I'm washing me. 912 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,800 Yeah. And they're like. 913 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,600 Called him a fuck dog and walk dog but his dude. 914 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,200 Used to shit as well. There's a guy just said just 915 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,840 just do shit in the way. The whole whole investigation to 916 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,040 find out who's shit in the showers. 917 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,840 Somebody did that, yeah. And. 918 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,560 And. Then the cleaner caught the guy 919 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,800 squatting down do a shit the shower and then that's how 920 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,360 there. Bike accidents. 921 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:08,320 I haven't talked about the big one, most recent one when you 922 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,840 fell off the push bike when it was stationary. 923 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,480 Sure, I showed you. I've got a brilliant photo of 924 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,880 it. We'll put it up, you send it to 925 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,160 me, and then we'll put it up after. 926 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,880 Yeah, this, but people will say it. 927 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:26,280 I will not believe it. So I don't wear a helmet and. 928 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:30,160 I mean, of all the fucking experience you've had, we're a 929 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,720 helmet penis. Right. 930 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:36,480 Well, the reason being I'm never going to have an accident makes 931 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,400 it. Based on your track record. 932 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:43,400 Literally your track record. So careful and I've done so. 933 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,200 We're 11,000 miles in the bike so and. 934 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:48,640 We're flags. I'm. 935 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,640 Never going to have a car accident. 936 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,240 I've done 100,000 miles well. I've never had an accident. 937 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,440 I've been a ball, but I've been the cause. 938 00:52:55,880 --> 00:53:01,240 Well, I haven't been the cause. So we were calling along from 939 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,960 Bangor along the coastal you. And the boys. 940 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,400 Yeah, I just built. And so we're talking about those 941 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,360 Bill and Bruno 7. 1000 lbs. The original Flapot man, Yeah. 942 00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:17,360 Two guys, the top of the range bike, 7000 lbs worth. 943 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:24,320 Well, they'll be getting robbed. Well they're hardly ever out and 944 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,360 and they never had a N down. But anyway, we're coming along 945 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:35,440 the coastal path and summer's day as his last last summer and 946 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:41,560 were the golf courses cricketer hill cricket bat. 947 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,080 It's pretty rough the path and it's very narrow and pretty 948 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:50,760 rough and I was going dead slow. It built behind me. 949 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:57,680 There was so I'm going really slow and there were two rocks 950 00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,840 and I went in the right hand side of it. 951 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:08,000 I was to do this here made shouldn't the wrong decision. 952 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,720 So when I went to pedal, because I was going that slow, I went to 953 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,120 pedal it touched the top of the rock and just did that in slow 954 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:20,000 motion. Now there's some drop down onto 955 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,320 the beach and they were just boulders, but they weren't 956 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,320 round. Of course. 957 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:32,160 They're all all I guess here and I thought I am I am dead. 958 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:36,000 It's no no EPS or butts. I am Teddy bread here. 959 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:41,760 So it was like Tom and Jerry because it's slow motion when I 960 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,720 got I just don't put my foot out because I'm at the edge. 961 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:52,160 You know, there's a drop and like Tom and Jerry, my and down 962 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:58,560 I went and I hit, I broke my fall by hitting every single 963 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,680 rock before I've got onto the sand. 964 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:09,400 And the bike was I was entangled in the bike and I couldn't 965 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,840 breathe. You know, the pain and I 966 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:16,000 couldn't breathe. And I heard Bill said, I heard 967 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,120 him go trying to get down. Oh, fuck, Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh 968 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,320 fuck. Because you're going to be dead. 969 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,560 And but it was about half an hour later because he's, he's in 970 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:30,400 his 70s, early 70s, you know, to get down. 971 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,160 And he and I was, I couldn't be pumping. 972 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:38,760 I was like a sieve. Everywhere was blood coming out. 973 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,000 And Bill untangled me from the bike. 974 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,360 He pulled me up. I could have had broken back or 975 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,360 a neck again or whatever, but he was a got man. 976 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:58,720 So lucky enough didn't break a leg or an ankle because the only 977 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:03,680 way would have been a helicopter because we couldn't get a car 978 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,360 either side. So it was the only way. 979 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:14,040 So that's why I was getting my breath back and two guys came 980 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:18,480 along and they retrieved my bike and they got me up. 981 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:23,720 They got me on their path. And Bill being so considerate, 982 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,840 the bike had lost its its read out. 983 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,720 So there was no bat. The battery didn't work and 984 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:34,720 well, it's no battery. It's, you know, because I've 985 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,040 only they may have only the one leg really. 986 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,520 And I'm more than Bobby. I'm punctured, you know, I just, 987 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:46,080 I'm in shock. He helped me onto the bike. 988 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,280 He helped me onto the bike and away we went. 989 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,480 Got home, but I could hardly see because Did you cycle home? 990 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:57,600 Pardon. Yeah, you cycle. 991 00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,920 Home and we'd already been to Danica Day. 992 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,880 Oh, I've been the targeting. I did not. 993 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:06,880 Coming downhill to the house. Yeah, like the Passion of the 994 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,000 Christ. I had to come through Hollywood, 995 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:14,360 you know Hollywood and you know, everything's blood, all you 996 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,040 know, and my shorts on everything was. 997 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,360 I'm gladly shit down. I mean more awkward if you 998 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,240 didn't. So do you know what see? 999 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,760 In the defence, I've seen you and Ivan on your bikes just 1000 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,320 these are bollocks on them. Like there's like 2 we boys 1001 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,800 because it's like you don't when you're sitting talking, you 1002 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,240 don't get off your bike to talk. You sort of slowly cycle around. 1003 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,080 It's almost like you're about to do E tricks and it's like. 1004 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,200 They're intimidate. They're. 1005 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,720 Like circle, you know, like what are you going for? 1006 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,880 A coffee. Man, I've been just like. 1007 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,200 Well, I did you trick second. Yeah, we shouldn't tell. 1008 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:46,800 I know. I think. 1009 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,720 This might be God's way of finally saying. 1010 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,320 Standstill balancing, come to lights. 1011 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,400 Was there anything else in your list you want you want to talk 1012 00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:03,320 with? So that's Doris right away on 1013 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,680 the racing. So one of my sponsors was a 1014 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,320 thing called the Clock shop firm called the Clock. 1015 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:16,400 They do. They sold bikes right? 1016 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:22,960 So the board may have transported all the gear, new 1017 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,600 bike and everything to go with it. 1018 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:30,560 But sometimes they needed the van that that they gave me. 1019 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,200 They need the van to get collect clock to collect their. 1020 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,200 Gas. We're going to do a van, but 1021 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:42,040 we'll need it all. Of this, But they, they gave me, 1022 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,960 if they need the van, they gave me a car. 1023 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:52,160 Well, it wasn't an ordinary car. A choice between a Cadillac and 1024 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:56,520 Rolls Royce. So one day I got the Rolls Royce 1025 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,960 and it was an old, old Rolls Royce but still a Rolls Royce 1026 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,440 and used to hire for weddings and that and so I got your 1027 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,760 granny and her Wii mate we beggy. 1028 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,560 Well, I gave them a lift, I thought. 1029 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:17,120 We went in the glove box, but. I gave them a lift do. 1030 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:20,560 You know who it was or who it was, Winnie. 1031 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,720 I can't remember. So anyway, I was like the Lord 1032 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,840 Mayor, Hollywood, you know that Rolls Royce. 1033 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:33,400 So it brought them down to, what do you call it? 1034 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,280 There was a cinema there. Do you ever remember Hollywood? 1035 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,720 Yes, I remember people talking about it. 1036 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,280 Right. Yeah, there's Zebra. 1037 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:41,640 Pardon. Was it near Redburn? 1038 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,520 No, no, you know, there's zebra crossing Hollywood. 1039 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,560 Top of the town? Is that with the ice rink top or 1040 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,120 the skate rink? Skate Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1041 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:53,960 So there's bingo on and there's a big long queue. 1042 00:59:55,280 --> 01:00:01,320 The women and I was across the road and I opened the the back 1043 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,560 door for the the girls. Go ahead. 1044 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:07,080 Then they they walked across the road and everybody looking of 1045 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:10,560 course, but we granny was coming at this here. 1046 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,680 Brilliant. And then I had the Cadillac and 1047 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,160 the no stairs. I never knew that about those 1048 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,760 cars. Yeah, photographs of. 1049 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,800 Them you've been scondered if you had to take a van on you, 1050 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,880 letting these be punchers on the back of an There you go, be 1051 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:29,760 free. Hang about this last one stuck 1052 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,760 together. I posted that. 1053 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,920 Oh. Oh, I gave yourself. 1054 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:39,480 Was there any any time? You might want to wrap this up 1055 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,720 soon. You know, embarrassing things. 1056 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,120 Here we go. Now. 1057 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:49,040 I heard one of your podcasts this last week or two and it was 1058 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:54,600 brought up, but it didn't get it's a saying. 1059 01:00:55,680 --> 01:01:01,520 So he was acting like Conor McGregor down his grannies and 1060 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:06,240 his grannies brother and sisters that bred like rabbits and all 1061 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,040 the cousins were the same age, were the same age, but he was 1062 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:14,320 the youngest and he was getting on like, you know, a big fella. 1063 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,320 And he was also known as a golden child. 1064 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,800 All the it's called him a golden check. 1065 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,520 All good-natured but he is getting on like a Dick. 1066 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:31,120 And as Granny said, son, you're so hard you can rub your ass 1067 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,760 with a broken bottle and not get caught. 1068 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,160 Yeah. Scarred him for life. 1069 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,760 What a what a saying only and should have plenty of those I 1070 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,880 was. Saying I don't remember. 1071 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,720 I mean, I'm getting on like that. 1072 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:48,320 Well you getting on like a Dick. I I do. 1073 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,920 Remember. Being overly confident from 11 1074 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:54,280 plus and send the Monty Carroll when I get an A here, will I be 1075 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,520 the first one in the family? They've gotten there and she 1076 01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:04,800 went no, and then I go see 10. Dear. 1077 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:15,360 The last one time had to tell him about a talk that they talk. 1078 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,080 You know what that is? Obviously. 1079 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:18,920 Sex, Dennis. Yes. 1080 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,680 And so we're at these the birds and bays we're at on his 1081 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,920 birthday, 21st. 25th. Where's his birth? 1082 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,560 On his birthday? Well, it's better than nearly 1083 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,400 dying, I suppose. It's. 1084 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:35,360 So I got, I don't know, were you 1415? 1085 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:42,760 So I got I've got a video camera got on the tripod or at the 1086 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:43,360 cable. Sorry. 1087 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:50,400 I knew it was going to be memorable, so I got this one 1088 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,920 roll over. I said I need to talk to him, so 1089 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,480 he sat down. He said what I said. 1090 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,160 Watch this video me and explain everything. 1091 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,880 Need to have a talk with you, I said. 1092 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,400 You're not going to embarrass me, are you? 1093 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:08,160 I said no. I said when the time comes for 1094 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,840 you to do the business, always wear a dicky boot. 1095 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:16,160 I said is that it? I said that's it. 1096 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,840 And I was so confused. I. 1097 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:23,280 Was like that'll do. I knew you have this on. 1098 01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,520 Yeah, yeah. That'd be good, really. 1099 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,880 Dicky boot. Dicky Boot is a. 1100 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,960 Yeah, what is a? A what? 1101 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:33,640 Condom. Condom. 1102 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,320 But I couldn't. I hate that word. 1103 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,320 I know it's easier, just better say dicky boot than the yeah 1104 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,480 condoms. I would better use a dicky boot. 1105 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:41,360 You knew what I was talking about. 1106 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:42,440 I didn't. Use the word chief. 1107 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,080 Wear a sheath. No what? 1108 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,320 Say mediaeval. Sheath up, say Mediaeval. 1109 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,440 And the other one, before he went out, I always say never let 1110 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,040 a woman see you in a pair of socks. 1111 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:57,360 Yeah, and I passed that. It's like a woman. 1112 01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:01,560 The equivalent would be a woman just wearing a bra doesn't work. 1113 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,840 Even if she's missed world, it doesn't work. 1114 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,200 So So what happens if you're at the business? 1115 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:15,400 You get cold feet. And I passed out on many to many 1116 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,360 person in the gym. That's why people don't want a 1117 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,680 dog in the gym. As a bro, he's going to help me 1118 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,920 always. He's going to tell me how to do 1119 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:26,520 my bench press here. Fuck dog, always wear a ticket 1120 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,240 put. Away for a shit in the shower. 1121 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,240 Big Kristen was. He thanked me for that. 1122 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:39,040 The NBA, is there anything you want to you want to plug or 1123 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:42,600 promote? Not sure why it's being just 1124 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,240 listen like the slag I podcast out every Thursday or have a 1125 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,440 look at the Patreon subscribe and all the channels and just 1126 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,200 keep away on the socials. Really, that's about it. 1127 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,120 You want to promote anything? My tour. 1128 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,760 Dicky Boots. What's your? 1129 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,520 Stand up tour. I don't believe you said that. 1130 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,840 Go promo for me. Yeah, I want to see the Wii 1131 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:08,320 Deck. Shane.comedy.com, thank you very 1132 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:08,560 much.