1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,760 Right. I win Worst Guy in the World 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:06,400 award because yes, not only did you make a real effort to get 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,119 here on time, you're a bit early. 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,800 I was a little bit early now in in your defence. 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,480 Your earliness doesn't count. I'm an early I'm an early bird, 6 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,280 right? If I'm not early, I'm you're not 7 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,680 going to see me if. You're not early, you're late, 8 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:17,320 isn't that? Right. 9 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,920 No. If I'm not early, I'm dead. 10 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,600 I'm not coming. Something's happened. 11 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,520 I'm at the hospital. Yeah, like I'm an early person. 12 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:27,640 Because you just flew in. I just flew in and your partner 13 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,280 is getting the hire car now. So you, you said to him, I can't 14 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,440 even be part of this process because I've got to get you 15 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,280 early. Yeah, but you? 16 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,360 Probably with hindsight could have got the hire car. 17 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,920 No, I couldn't have. Well, if I'd known that you were 18 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,760 going to be late, then yeah, I could have spent time with him. 19 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,880 We were in a really crucial moment in our relationship as 20 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:45,960 well. We were really talking something 21 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,640 out. And I was like, no, I have to go 22 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,760 and do tea with me. Yeah. 23 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,840 And then he was like, I mean, if you want to choose this over our 24 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,000 relationship. And I was like, I'm a 25 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,360 professional. Yeah, no, what I want to 26 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,360 apologise for is you just had to leave. 27 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,680 You had to get here. Then that time we get some date, 28 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,840 we provided you with some snacks. 29 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,160 Can I say Fausty has done the best he has with what he has, 30 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:13,240 but he has provided it to you on a plate like your Santa? 31 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:22,760 Yes, that's a spread for Jordan is it's single Dad's first 32 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:27,760 Christmas, the kids around. Coffee, instant coffee and I 33 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:31,120 said give a little biscuit. Pure panic. 34 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,800 Can you use the mic please? Sorry. 35 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:36,760 He looked at me in pure panic and then he came back like this, 36 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,320 just holding up these. When you break that down, that's 37 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,960 not a bad we spread. No, it's absolutely fine. 38 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,920 But the. Ants. 39 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,680 I mean, I'm always powder. The apple was powdery and cold 40 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,880 and I've got sensitive teeth so. You like a warm apple, right? 41 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,040 I like a room temperature. Apple. 42 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,200 Yeah, I've always said that about you. 43 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,600 Yeah. You have one thing you don't 44 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,920 know like I. Love the warm apple. 45 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,840 Room temperature Apple. It was a sensitive tea so I 46 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,880 can't I can't eat it quickly enough to do the pod. 47 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,760 Then he brought me these, which again, lovely. 48 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,480 Best Scorps? Yeah. 49 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,759 Put him in his pocket at a cafe. And this is also a free treat 50 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:09,960 that you get sponsored by. Yeah. 51 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:11,320 So. Yeah. 52 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,920 Thanks for nothing. But you want going forward, you 53 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,360 would like us to have some guest? 54 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,880 Biscuits. I think you should have guest 55 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,280 biscuits come to your house. But what if they don't get 56 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,360 eaten? Because once you open a packet 57 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,320 of biscuits, if we're not eating. 58 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,800 You can put them in a Ziploc bag. 59 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,960 Yes you can. For how long? 60 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:27,960 How long could you put a hobnob for? 61 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,680 Literally but. How long could you put a whole 62 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,200 Melbourne a zip lock bag? You tried saying that. 63 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,320 I really put a half knob in a zip lock bag. 64 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,320 Yeah. But really, how long could you 65 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,640 put a how long could you keep 1/2 knob and a zip lock bag? 66 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,080 Yeah. How long could you put a half 67 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,480 knob in a zip lock bag? Yeah, you could put it, you 68 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,440 could keep in a zip lock. You can keep so much like so 69 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,040 it's, it's basically a time capsule. 70 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,680 Seriously, it's it's incredible. You should invest in zip lock. 71 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,560 Bags. I did a Millennium time capsule 72 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,800 in our old house. I would love to. 73 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,680 You know I did, you know, I when I move, what was in your sorry, 74 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,000 what was in your I'm not yet sending you. 75 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,440 Oh, I haven't seen you a long time. 76 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,360 I'm actually just going to actually do too. 77 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:03,600 But I guess we're going to be comedians. 78 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:11,360 I am mine, so I was What is the Millennium 12 and I put in what 79 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,080 year were you born, 1988? Is it? 80 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,440 Yeah, no, it's 20269. Yeah. 81 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,480 Yeah, you said that like is it as in like? 82 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,080 That's actually very London of me now, because I live in 83 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,200 London. Is it is. 84 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,520 It farm. Is it farm? 85 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,280 Get the food. Is it farm? 86 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,000 Yeah, yeah. I did a show what a guy is when 87 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,640 he said man, don't, man don't think about that. 88 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,240 Our man don't care. And I was like, yeah. 89 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,880 Was it Horatio Good? How do I call him horsey gold? 90 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,480 Oh, couldn't read his surname, said Gould. 91 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,320 Oh, you've called him that in real life. 92 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,520 Yeah, Right, right, right. And then I was I did a show with 93 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,960 him and Mike down South I went to see literally 2 days ago and 94 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,600 I the problem with Horatio's name is that I read it before I 95 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,320 heard it and then that fucked me because it does not read. 96 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,240 He should have a different name when he comes over here if he's 97 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,240 doing shows in Ireland. He should he definitely. 98 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,600 Should change it on entry. So what I did is I was 99 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,040 introducing him on and you know when you're not confident in 100 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,760 another comics name, so you enthusiastically. 101 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:06,280 So I went her right here like that and he just walked. 102 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,960 Out just one like Prince. That's it. 103 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,320 Madonna. Yeah. 104 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,680 Brittany. I feel, I feel like you could be 105 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,720 Kayla, just Kayla. I feel like I could be, but 106 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,480 Kayla Cobbler is definitely my name. 107 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,320 It's definitely. It's not my real name. 108 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,320 You've been serious. Swear to God that's a fucking 109 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,120 stage name. What's your real name? 110 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,600 My real name is Michaela and O'Connor. 111 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,280 You can be Michaela O'Connor. Absolutely not, Michaela. 112 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,840 No, that's very boring. But everyone, everyone calls me 113 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:33,720 Kyla. I don't want. 114 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,760 I didn't want to have O'Connor because I like UFC fighter. 115 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,320 Kyla O'Connor. It's too much. 116 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,600 The end of the Kyla on the start of O'Connor meets like two 117 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,040 rivers. It does. 118 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,280 But it's kind of like the crash and Kylo, where's the, where's 119 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,360 the where's the she and Todd? Yeah. 120 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,960 Kyla Cobb. Kylo. 121 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,080 Yeah. Hello. 122 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,960 It's like one. Yeah, it's and it sounds like 123 00:04:54,960 --> 00:05:00,040 cock KOC. Yeah, and that's, you know, 124 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,360 that's something. 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The details are in the podcast 184 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,400 episode description right down below. 185 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,440 Yeah, you know why Cobbler? Then why'd you pick that? 186 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,920 Because I can't this so funny. I've told the story and like 187 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,560 every single podcast. Good researching. 188 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:25,360 Umm I the only. One part I listen to is this. 189 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,640 So when I was living in Milan, I was doing online dating. 190 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,360 Yeah. Yeah. 191 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,120 Online dating in Milan. I lived in Milan for seven 192 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,520 years. I guess you know nothing about 193 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,240 me. This is going to be an 194 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,400 interesting part. We're actually friends. 195 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,880 You don't know anything about me, so that's interesting. 196 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,440 Umm, you know that I like room time for apples. 197 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,720 But yeah, it ends there. Yeah, it ends there. 198 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,440 I was in Milan, and I was online dating. 199 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,160 And at the time, I'm a bartender by trade. 200 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,040 That's my job. And I was bartending, 201 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,120 waitressing. And when I was chatting online, 202 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,520 the boys would ask me what I would do. 203 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,440 And I used to tell them I was a cobbler because it's just more 204 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,560 interesting. And they used to fucking love 205 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,480 it. Yeah, like, serious hard ONS for 206 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,920 the cobbler. And then I went on a date with 207 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,200 this guy Federico, after, like, six weeks of texting. 208 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,800 And he, I was sitting on the pizza restaurant and he brought 209 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,040 in a bag full of broken shoes. And he's like, I was wondering 210 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,600 if you'd fix these. And then I got a giddy bang, 211 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,960 obviously. And I was like, Oh my God, I'm 212 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,400 so sorry. I was like, I'm actually not a 213 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,360 cobbler. I just forgot. 214 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,040 I was like, it's just a lie. In that scenario, I'm going 215 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,760 who's the weirdo? Is it him bringing the bag of 216 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,800 shoes or is it the? So him. 217 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:28,000 OK, fake cobbler. Weird, but also endearing. 218 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,840 Yeah, right. Yeah. 219 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,080 Like if I said I was something better than like, in my mind, 220 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,080 like hospitality, working cobbler, tradesmen, like we're 221 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,040 all in the same, more or less same level. 222 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:40,680 Yeah. If I said I was like a 223 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,640 neurosurgeon or an astronaut, then you're a psychopath because 224 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,120 you're making yourself seem better than you are. 225 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,800 Yeah, he just brings in a little brilliant. 226 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,880 Yeah, you're not much in a bag of brilliant that are either 227 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,440 with a bag of brilliant. Gross. 228 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,360 Yeah. No, thank you. 229 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,280 Yeah. So then he brought, he brings in 230 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,560 the shoes and I'm like, I'm like laughing and I'm so sorry. 231 00:09:56,560 --> 00:10:00,040 And then he gets so offended and he's like, you're a fucking. 232 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,200 He's had these broken shoes for so long. 233 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,360 He lost his shit. Yeah. 234 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,840 He's like, you're so angry at me and he's like, you're disloyal. 235 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,280 And I was like, disloyal to who? Like what are you talking about? 236 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,560 And then he just left me there with the shoes, with the broken 237 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:12,880 shoes. Ah. 238 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,360 And then I had to eat 2 pizzas. So then I was like, right. 239 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,800 I'm just going to call myself Kyla Cobbler, the cobler for the 240 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,360 crack. Yeah, now if you offer me 241 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:23,440 £1,000,000 as to why you pick Cobbler, that wouldn't be it, 242 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,240 That wouldn't be it. I thought maybe I like Peach. 243 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,400 I see I would never think of Peach collar of colour when 244 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,960 someone said I would always think of a shoe repair. 245 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,440 Yeah, and that's what. Does Peach? 246 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,640 But what does Peach cobbler look like? 247 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,520 Is it just pie? Oh, I'd say so, yeah. 248 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,760 Yeah, I'd say so. But it's American though, wasn't 249 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,520 it? I think so. 250 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,920 Why do you live in Milan? I lived in Milan because I was 251 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,080 in Australia travelling around with the circus and I met an 252 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,120 Italian man. You really don't know me. 253 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,680 This is great. You were in the circus. 254 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:53,200 I was trying to like a funfair circus, the Brisbane show, so I 255 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,680 used to travel around on this. Can I say something? 256 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,200 It feels like you. What do you? 257 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,520 If you don't mind me, what do you do? 258 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,960 I'm 35 now this month. But that's nuts that like, I 259 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,640 know you've lived in Barcelona for five years, five years, 260 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,240 Milan for seven years. Yeah. 261 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,760 And the Sir, there's a lot in a short space. 262 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,160 But I didn't do, I didn't do third level education. 263 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,160 So I had time. Oh yeah, yeah. 264 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,560 So I just left where I think people finished you. 265 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,280 Literally left to join and join the circus. 266 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,440 I literally left to join the did. 267 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,280 Someone say that to you is like a slight and you went fuck you. 268 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,520 No, not at all. I went to Australia because 269 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,680 everyone was like, go to Australia. 270 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,080 I go to Australia. It's amazing. 271 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,080 And then I went and I was like, I thought the way people were 272 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,200 talking, they were like talking with the money because it was 273 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,920 during the crisis. I thought they were just going 274 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,440 to be loads of money. But you just had to work really 275 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,800 hard to get all the money. And I was like, well, yeah. 276 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,960 Yeah. This isn't, you know, I thought 277 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,480 it'd be like gold, the gold there. 278 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,640 And America is like, go find all this money. 279 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,560 And then I was like, and I was only like 19 or I was 20. 280 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,160 I was 20, right? So I was like, well, I'm just 281 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,640 gonna go. And, and then I was working like 282 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,040 hotels and stuff. So I was like, and I found a job 283 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,200 with the show and one of those fish stalls. 284 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,920 So I told him my dad. Fish Store. 285 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,240 Yeah, like a pretend fish, you know your kids and you scoop up 286 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,160 the fish and there's numbers on the belly and then you're like, 287 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,160 oh, you spent €10 when you've got 12, so you get this price. 288 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,600 Oh, ducks. Well, it was fish in my case. 289 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,880 But an idiot. But can I ask a big question? 290 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,320 Are ducks fish? They're not ducks. 291 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,320 Aren't Why are they? Why are they acting like they 292 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,400 are? They're not. 293 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,680 They're not. No, I won't have that now. 294 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,200 They are, you said today I won't have. 295 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,120 That they are come. On That's not fair. 296 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,080 The They're straddling both worlds. 297 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,680 Like they're amphibious. If if fish could do a ducks 298 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,280 could do then then I would question it. 299 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:35,920 But please, fish are useless. Yeah, fish are useless. 300 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:40,040 I would think so. What about if you're if you're a 301 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,720 58 year old lady, need to get the dead skin off your feet in a 302 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,640 shopping centre? Not useless. 303 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,840 Well, then I would say, but yeah, also you not not. 304 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,000 I do that. Do you or what did you do 305 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,960 yesterday? What I do yesterday? 306 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,400 We're talking about beauty regimes. 307 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,080 Right. I cheered that I I told you I 308 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,440 also need to know about the circus. 309 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,120 But I said, yeah, I did something yesterday for the 310 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,520 first time ever in my entire life, we were talking about 311 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,960 beauty stuff. Do you want to guess what it is? 312 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,880 I just took a notion. I went, I'm doing this. 313 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,400 I'm going to holiday on Thursday. 314 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,480 I went I'm doing it. Is it? 315 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,120 Can you give me? Is it on your face? 316 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:21,240 No, my son, help me. Oh umm, did you shave your back? 317 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,840 On the other side. Your front? 318 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,600 Yeah, you shave your front. Shave your chest. 319 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,560 Did you have hair in your chest? You don't seem like a hairy. 320 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,320 Man, I have. I have more than you would 321 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,440 think. Oh yeah. 322 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,680 I'd more do you know what I think? 323 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,320 I can tell by your eyes. A poor. 324 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,640 Child, I had a bit. I had a bit here, a little bit 325 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,040 down here. I have a bit here. 326 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,040 It's all gone, you put. You have more than me right now. 327 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,720 Maybe. You know you I have 0, so if you 328 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,680 use. A razor or did you use wax? 329 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:56,400 I chachi PT it. Oh I hate chachi BT Boo but then 330 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,360 talk about useless fish and chachi BT. 331 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:05,920 But I I I put what I do. So the first stage is you warm 332 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,960 cloth open the Porsche. I'm just laughing all the women 333 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,080 going to listen to this being like fuck and just shave your 334 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,720 chest, can't I? Washed it. 335 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,640 That's actually what chat you, but he said to I. 336 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,880 I washed it with an exfoliator. Well. 337 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,480 Then I did an electric razor. That's what I let my son do and 338 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,120 go ahead, right? Yeah. 339 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,520 Shaved all that and then shaved foam. 340 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,120 Wet razor. Wow, so it's down to the brim. 341 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:37,640 Now it looks weird. And are you jacked or do you 342 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,840 just look like a child now? I look like a Jack child. 343 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,640 Yeah, it looked like if you were watching like a dark Channel 4 344 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,600 documentary. Yeah, but like the UK strongest 345 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,040 12 year old. That's what I look like. 346 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,960 I look like a tall version. I love that. 347 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:02,280 Of a steroid it up toddler like. Do you feel good or do you feel 348 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,720 it? Took away you was it took, I 349 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,800 feel exposed. It took a wee while to get used 350 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,720 to it. But I'll tell you what, I like 351 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,680 it. Sunburn City. 352 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,880 Now you best be careful. Factor 50. 353 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,720 I'm not after. Shaving, 3050, Shane. 30 Shane, 354 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:17,840 who do you think you're? Who do you think you are? 355 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,880 You think you can go to Tenerife on 30 with that Milky bone skin? 356 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,200 You're a sick man. I'm. 357 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,040 Swarthy. You've got sickle cell. 358 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,920 I'm swarthy. What's this swarthy mean? 359 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,240 I'm swarthy like I I have like olive skin. 360 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,920 No, you're not. Have you seen my dad? 361 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,760 Obviously not. Well, you'll be saying that if 362 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,600 you see my. Well, my dad is out of skin and 363 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,320 I'm not. Otherwise you turn. 364 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,120 You are not you. You can't. 365 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:48,480 Do, by the way, excuse me, Foster, you know me since I was 366 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,080 16. Yes or no? 367 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,960 Do I turn? There you go. 368 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,040 Fasty. He'll serve you a cold out. 369 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,920 Fasty I. Go to the freezer and get her 370 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,280 another. Album, I have a question. 371 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:04,640 Fasty, who pays you? I Yeah. 372 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,400 I split, but basically you're I is Shane the CEO? 373 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:15,520 No. I accept, I take back what I 374 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,880 said. Get an apple from the freezer. 375 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,240 That actually probably be nice. Yeah, well, actually would be 376 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,120 nice. See, I feel I just, it just 377 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,840 feels different. It does feel well when I shave 378 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,440 my legs after a long time, I put on my trousers. 379 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,320 It's a mad sensation, right? It feels like you're like, Oh my 380 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,800 God, everything's so, so sensitive. 381 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,680 To yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be lovely. 382 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,880 Yeah. Have you got hairy legs? 383 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,440 Do you want to see? No. 384 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,520 OK. Otherwise, what I said, show me 385 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,200 your legs. I have. 386 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:49,120 I probably have. Show me, oh God, I know such 387 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,040 clean shoes. Thanks. 388 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,000 For a dad. I know I did. 389 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,720 Your dad have very dirty shoes grown up. 390 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,640 My dad didn't have any feet. Ah, he was a duck. 391 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,320 Duck something. I meant to say fish. 392 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:09,680 As soon as I said it, I was like, right, ruined it. 393 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,599 No, my dad had my dad had filthy feet now. 394 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,440 He was a builder growing up, all right. 395 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,880 He was like a Mason so he always had big dirty boots on. 396 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,839 Still Mason. Yeah. 397 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,760 Is there another kind of Mason? Free. 398 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,560 What's that mean? Freemason. 399 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,480 What's that mean again? The secret Club. 400 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,960 Oh yeah. Are they? 401 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,160 Yeah. I don't know. 402 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,600 What do they do? Not that secret, everyone knows 403 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,800 about them. I think they just like they go 404 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,880 to lodges and they why, I don't know. 405 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,120 I'm not in it, so I can't say that's. 406 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,240 Actually good keeping secrets from them because you really 407 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,200 don't. Know there's going to be other 408 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,720 Masons? I don't think there is. 409 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,880 I think it's only stone Mason. Stone Masons, Freemasons. 410 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,720 Ryan Mason used prefer Spurs but then he's a guy specifically. 411 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,840 Has he got feet? You wouldn't. 412 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,400 Know Oh yeah, I mean, you'd watch the odd game. 413 00:17:54,400 --> 00:18:00,560 I mean, it's better. Considering I don't know 414 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,680 anything about. Nobody had to retire with a 415 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,720 horrific Scull injury. Yeah, his skull. 416 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,720 Oh my God, I had, I concussed myself 2-3 days ago speaking a 417 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,120 skull injury. Hi, look at this. 418 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:15,080 Well, I was doing my recycling at home in London and I bent 419 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,400 over as at the front door and I bent over to make the cardboard 420 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,000 more into the cardboard that it was easy to carry, compact, 421 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:21,960 compact. Thank you. 422 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,080 More into the cardboard crushing the language. 423 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:28,200 And I put my head up and I took the corner of the shelf and 424 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,440 something happened. And then I splat. 425 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,440 See this? We caught and then I passed out, 426 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,800 knocked myself clean out and then I woke up slouched on on 427 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,000 the cardboard. Now were you which, which kind 428 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,600 of saw what you know, there's a little bit of pattern in that, 429 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,680 absolutely. And the fact that you compacted 430 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,600 it means you've built my. Own. 431 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,440 I built my own. I built my own. 432 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,920 Yeah, this, as this goes on, this feels a bit more like self 433 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,720 harm. Yeah, it feels like you've laid 434 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,280 down a padded ServiceNow. Are you annoyed that the cut 435 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,640 isn't that bad? Yes, I wish it would more. 436 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,680 Compared to what you did, yeah. Excited to cancel a show, was my 437 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,800 first time ever doing that. Because sometimes like I'll be 438 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,520 messing with my sons and like the other day my 3 year old like 439 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,560 lifted his head up real quick, more messing about. 440 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,720 And I went oh and my mouth and I let her to be and my wife said 441 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,280 what's wrong? And I was like I'm looting. 442 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,440 And then it wasn't. And I was raging. 443 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,840 I was raging because it seemed like I'd overreacted. 444 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,960 Yeah, I mean, it hurts for sure getting anywhere, hitting the 445 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,880 mouth or teeth or anything like that. 446 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,160 Well, that's. Why you have sense of teeth? 447 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,080 I write, no, it's not because of that. 448 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:31,800 I well, I, I rang sigh. My wife and I was crying and I 449 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,120 saying to him, I was crying and I was saying I knocked myself 450 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,120 out and knocked myself out. And then he went, are you naked? 451 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,360 And I was like, what? And he's like, why are you 452 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,600 crying about being locked out? It's like, look at us. 453 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,800 Look at us speaking the same language and not understanding 454 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,320 each other. Yeah. 455 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,200 Because he said African, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 456 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,240 And I took a gamble on that. I knew I thought he was 457 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,600 Australian. So that from someone. 458 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,600 Come on. No come. 459 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,880 On and then just as you're wearing a shirt, you. 460 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,920 Knew that was a self accent. Don't make it out that. 461 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,520 I know the accent was good. The accent. 462 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,160 Was good, he looks South African. 463 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,280 Seppers, This episode of the Tea With Me podcast is sponsored by 464 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,480 none other than Daily Lights. 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Now this might be your partner's 474 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,200 way of saying they want to separate, but you've got this 475 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,720 wet watercress sandwich and you don't want. 476 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,680 That's a sad launch. What you want to do is get Deli 477 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,640 Lights involved. Deli Lights is a little bit 478 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,840 classier. They've got things like the 479 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,760 Porsche Plyman's Gourmet sub, or they've got the undisputed 480 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,840 heavyweight champion, the salt and chilli chicken goujon rub. 481 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,680 Now that's making me water in places you don't even want to 482 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,000 think about. What Deli lights want to do is 483 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,440 see your sad lunches. 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Yeah, I I told you just before 511 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,080 we start recording that I like watching this woodwork, making 512 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,160 out what you will. Yeah, make it that what you 513 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,760 will. Listen, you shaved your chest 514 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,600 the day before I come to the podcast studio. 515 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,840 Yeah. And then the first thing you 516 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,440 asked me, you didn't say, hey, Kylie, give me a hug, he said. 517 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,320 Where Simon? Yeah. 518 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,840 I just like to watch him. I'll almost like to do work 519 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,560 experience with him, my older woman. 520 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,400 He is. I don't know how old he is. 521 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,640 He's 36. Yeah. 522 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,680 So that. 'D be weird if I I'm 37, be 523 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,040 weird if I did work experience. Well, he's only 37 in April, so 524 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,480 will you be 37 at the same time? Yeah. 525 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,800 Well then, come over there. That's good, he'll only hang out 526 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,920 with people exactly the same age. 527 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,160 Like otherwise it's weird. Otherwise it's weird. 528 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,880 It's weird. You're a successful man, you 529 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,560 can't be hanging out with him. He's a success, successful 530 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,160 Woodman. He is a he's, he's an academic. 531 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,120 He's got umm, double masters in architecture. 532 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,880 You can tell like the way the way he's doing all the stuff. 533 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,120 I'm like, he knows what he's doing. 534 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,120 He knows what he's doing. Unbelievable. 535 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,720 Yeah, he and he's just one of them people. 536 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,200 Even when I bash my head. He then got a cork of a wine 537 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,960 bottle and then caught a triangle out of it and then 538 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,440 padded the corner of the shelf to protect. 539 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,920 Me in the future, the horses bolted. 540 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,040 I feel like I'd be a bit annoyed at that because it go but I've 541 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,320 already knocked myself out. Oh really? 542 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,000 You're a tough partner to be with. 543 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,800 Yeah, a bit mean if somebody I need help. 544 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,240 I needed that a week ago. Really. 545 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,080 Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Oh, you're very high 546 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,160 maintenance. I would never. 547 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,720 I thought that was a lovely no. It looks terrible because it's a 548 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,920 big wine cork on the top of the shelf, but. 549 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,520 And you're also not a toddler and he's taught but he's toddler 550 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,480 proofing the house. Well he's not because it's 551 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,560 really tall. Not no normal toddler be able to 552 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,440 reach up to that shelf. So he's actually adult proofing 553 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,720 the house for clumsy adults. Toddler Toddler is on another on 554 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,680 a child's shoulders. Under a trench coat. 555 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:20,360 Yeah, but you go to the cinema to get into a 12. 556 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So how'd you join the circus? 557 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,440 So yeah, I was in Australia and I was just kind of going around 558 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,320 working bars and stuff and I just saw it and I was like, oh, 559 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,840 I was in, I was doing, I was in my river picking grapes, you 560 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,680 know, the farming. And I was like, fuck this. 561 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,200 So then I found an ad and I told them that my dad has was like 562 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,200 Carney basically, which is not right, but I was like, I've got 563 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,000 always experience, right? And then I went and I was like. 564 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,520 Yeah, my dad's a mechanic. I wouldn't just show up. 565 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,560 I know. Someone's broken guard, I know. 566 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,080 I know, but if he thought, but if you knew, if you had like, I 567 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,680 mean, come on. Yeah, I know. 568 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a Zumba teacher as well. 569 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,960 I bought an Aqua Zumba instructor too. 570 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,240 Told them I had AV tech level and. 571 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,040 That I've had a bath before. I know what I'm doing. 572 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,120 Hello. Was this before the circus or 573 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:12,200 after? Before I did load the, I did 574 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,000 load the jobs. You're like a county Kayla 575 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,360 Cobra. Nine nights. 576 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,720 I love that. 4 feet. Yeah. 577 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,680 What you talk about? Then I thought about it. 578 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,320 Does a cat have 4 feet or four hands? 579 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,520 4 feet. 4 feet. Hmm. 580 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,800 I would say feet don't walk in your hands. 581 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,960 Some people do. Who shame? 582 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:38,280 My dad come so I'd be able. To doesn't mean that people do 583 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,120 it. My swarthy dad come up in his 584 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:40,480 own hands. I. 585 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,480 Found this word. Swarthy is unusual to me. 586 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,440 Yeah, like slightly darker skin. Is it is it a bad word? 587 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,880 No. No, no, not. 588 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,160 Though somebody waxed their chest, no? 589 00:25:54,800 --> 00:26:00,200 Yesterday I would have said no, I don't wax it, that's all. 590 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,240 But that I shaved it probably once. 591 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:06,440 So any anyway, I was, I saw an ad and then I joined. 592 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,360 They were like, yeah, come along. 593 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,000 And then I joined it. And when I was great, Picky 594 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,120 actually met Mateo the Italian man, and then we went together 595 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,040 to work on the circus and it was amazing. 596 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,560 Did Mateo have a background in Circus Tree? 597 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,600 No, no, no. He's a 27 year old. 598 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,040 I was so in love with him. I was 21. 599 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,720 You know when you're in love with 21? 600 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,400 Aaron is 21, are you? Yeah, so you don't know that was 601 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,320 her mid? 40s she looks old I said that I 602 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,160 asked her about infertility. I was like, it must be hard is 603 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,800 it eh? And she was just like, umm, 604 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,600 yeah, I know. He I just loved him so much that 605 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,080 20. One so beautiful you're in the 606 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,400 farm work, he's outdoors, he's probably got a bit of a sweater. 607 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,320 And as well, he's sporty. Yep. 608 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,760 Is that the word swordy? He is swordy. 609 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,200 Brown eyes, long hair, used to skateboard everywhere. 610 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,720 I mean, I was like, you are unbelievable. 611 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,240 I know. Yeah, now, but back down. 612 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,960 I was like, yeah, they've got a phone charger. 613 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,080 I thought he was so. And I am seeing that as 614 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,320 impractical and it's annoying me well. 615 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,200 I do a new bit in my show about getting to 30 not be able to 616 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,880 fuck DJ's anymore. And that's sad because when 617 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,840 you're in your youth, you're like, this is so excited when we 618 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,640 go look at him playing the according he's a street 619 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,720 performer and you're like come home with me. 620 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,040 And now and then you get older, you're like, unfortunately 621 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,760 that's a no go. So I met him and then I was just 622 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,200 so in love. And then we did the the Mary's 623 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,720 together, the fun fair circus. And then we were like, right, 624 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,040 let's. Travelling all around Australia. 625 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,000 Yeah, it was amazing. And we got to go to like real 626 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,040 Australia, like real land. Yeah. 627 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,080 Inland does Jack shit there. Yeah. 628 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,440 Fuck all. Have you been? 629 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,000 Yeah. You going for this year? 630 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,040 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 631 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,400 But not the inland places. Yeah, what are the inland places 632 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,320 I'm doing? Lambra. 633 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,600 Oh yeah, I'm not doing that either. 634 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,400 No, let's just stick to the coast. 635 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,840 Let's just stick to the. Coast When are you going? 636 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,960 I'm going in April. OK, no match. 637 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:54,880 Ah. Are you? 638 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,960 I'm gonna I'm gonna buy October. Oh, I've done it twice, but I've 639 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,320 totally there twice for love that. 640 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,120 Is a class. It's so good. 641 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,160 It's so. Good. 642 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,120 And they're crack. Yes, because it's like something 643 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,560 from home is coming over. Yeah. 644 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,160 And you see this, they're very appreciative. 645 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,120 Oh, yeah. And you see this thing of like, 646 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,600 people will, they'll fly to come to the show. 647 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,040 Yeah. So they're like, they're maybe 648 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,240 like, oh, I live in the Gold Coast. 649 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,160 And you're like, oh, you just drive down for this or two 650 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,240 hours. Like you can't drive. 651 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,280 So they really do make the effort and then you'll see this 652 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,320 amazing thing after the shows, you're hanging about doing 653 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,360 photos, whatever. People will see other people 654 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,200 from home that they didn't even know live in Australia. 655 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,000 So it's almost like a big I can't. 656 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,040 Wait, it's going to be Britain? I'm doing New Zealand as well. 657 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,280 Not as fun we go. Look at that reaction. 658 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,000 What's on with new? Zealand, we've had a great time 659 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,240 in Australia. Don't know I turned in Donald 660 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,440 Trump, but we had a great, great time in Australia. 661 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,400 And then I go New Zealand at the end. 662 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,520 Yeah, no, people come at me in the comments for this. 663 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,040 We went to Auckland. There's nothing to do. 664 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,080 There's nothing to do, Nothing's going on. 665 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,120 What you mean? There's nothing people aren't at 666 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,800 anything. P Where do you just. 667 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,920 I just didn't know where to go. And you go to me. 668 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,920 Do you like museums or galleries? 669 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,640 Oh, not galleries. Museums, maybe. 670 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,080 Yeah, but I wanted to be outside. 671 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,080 Yeah, you know, And I felt like there was nothing there and the 672 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,960 people are going to go. There's this, this, this, and 673 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,840 this. Is a war. 674 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,760 Yeah, we went down to a beach. I got my eyelids burnt. 675 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,560 Your eyelids, Yeah, I thought you were swargy when you're 30 676 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,760 fucking degrees. Or 30 SPFI. 677 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,760 Wish I would deliver that properly. 678 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,240 Well, this is it's because there's more like the the usual 679 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,480 coverage isn't as much there, so you can get even I could get 680 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,640 burnt there. Even me. 681 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,240 But what we did was we tagged. Man in Hollywood. 682 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,720 We took tagged Auckland on to the end, so it was a bit of a 683 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,280 hassle to get there, Yeah. And it was taken us further away 684 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,600 from home for a bigger flight home and it was Monday night and 685 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,120 it was. Shit. 686 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,320 Mentally, yeah. Whereas I'm doing Auckland, 687 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,360 Auckland, Christchurch, Wellington and then I'm going to 688 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,120 fly back to Sydney and do one big show in Sydney to say 689 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,800 goodbye. I'm already doing shows there 690 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,200 will be brilliant. It's just everywhere you go, the 691 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,120 food's good, the coffee is good. I'm excited with the coffee and 692 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,640 I'm excited for the the fruit bowls with yoga and granola and 693 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,840 all. I see, I say, I say, I say. 694 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,920 You travel around the world, you know it's. 695 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,720 Not I'm very cultured. Yeah, there. 696 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,360 Now I don't know if Docker fish have feet, but apart from that 697 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,320 I'm on the ball. Why did you leave the circus? 698 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,120 Well, we left because I just want to leave Australia. 699 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,960 I didn't love Australia when I think I was too young to 700 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,800 appreciate it and then and I was just so far away and then I was 701 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,000 so in love with Mateo and then he was like. 702 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,280 I'm in love with Mateo. I've never met him. 703 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,080 Oh, come here, you love all my men. 704 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:40,200 Yeah, you're mad about them. And then I was like, let's go to 705 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,680 Italy. So we moved to Italy. 706 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,560 I moved to Milan for him. And then we stayed together for 707 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,480 like 6 weeks. And then I just stayed for like 708 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,400 7 years because I was like, I was so bad in school, didn't 709 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,240 learn anything in school. Absolute nightmare. 710 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,280 And then I meant Italy. Nice pop. 711 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,840 Picked up the language in no time, really fucking no time. 712 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,880 I was amazing at it. No, you think that, but when 713 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,080 you're in it, you have to like, it's so different because you go 714 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,960 to like Tenerife and stuff where everyone's like you're at my 715 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,360 like they're not Spanish. Whereas like if you're in it, 716 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,400 you. You have to. 717 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,640 You do you don't don't shit on yourself. 718 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,920 Did you learn Australian when you were there? 719 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,720 No, I couldn't get a grasp on it. 720 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:20,520 It's hard, yeah. But most people will make the 721 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,040 effort to speak English when you're there. 722 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,680 Yeah, which is good. Love the Australian. 723 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,920 They try, but again, it's the pronunciation. 724 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,400 I don't think anyone's nailing it, yeah. 725 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,400 They're not really there, you know, Bless them, though they 726 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,200 do. Like they're sweet, like. 727 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,680 Where else have you lived but on Barcelona? 728 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:38,000 Because when I when Kayla Cobbler came up on my radar, she 729 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,280 was living in Barcelona. Yeah, I said. 730 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,800 Who is this? Who's this woman? 731 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,920 I. Said Who the hell? 732 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,920 Who the? Fuck is. 733 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:44,720 This. I was annoyed. 734 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,840 I was. I was really. 735 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:50,400 You should be who I think I am. And I and then they said because 736 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,320 you were doing a show in Belfast or something in the limelight 737 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,240 and I think maybe say, for example, it wasn't this, but 738 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,640 like I was doing a show like next door nearby and then Kyla 739 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,920 Cobblers on them. And I said, oh, I don't know. 740 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,440 No Kyla Cobbler, I don't know. No, people have come. 741 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,480 When you come into town, it's like the Northwest and the 742 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,240 schools wrap in the 90s. Yeah, that's why I get. 743 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,960 You phone ahead. You phone ahead. 744 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,240 And they say no problem, you're. Good if iPhone ahead, will you 745 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,200 get me biscuits? Yep. 746 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,960 Gosh. Yep, should have made that for. 747 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,760 Sure, I didn't get your biscuits because you didn't phone the 748 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,280 first time you came. Oh, right. 749 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,320 Yeah. Well, I remember the first time 750 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,560 I met you in the line, Lace. Yes. 751 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,000 Yeah. And I remember I picked up the 752 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,560 phone to Michael as I met Shane Todd. 753 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,600 And it goes. He's a nice man. 754 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,560 And I said he's very slight. Yeah, that's what I said, yeah. 755 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,640 And then my grantee is very slight man. 756 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,280 Sleight of feet, sleight of hand. 757 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,400 Just slight. Yeah, umm, you know a. 758 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,400 Whisper of a man. Don't like that? 759 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:42,840 Don't like that? A. 760 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,120 Hairless whisper of a man. That's George Michael songs. 761 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,880 You know, it's nice about this podcast, Harness Whisper. 762 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,720 Sorry. It's alright. 763 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,960 No, no, please. You know. 764 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,600 Feel like you've got it, but I didn't feel like you gave it 765 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,360 enough to the point where I've immediate immediately just said 766 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,120 careless West. But I mean, that's good, that's 767 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,200 good, that's good. Umm, yeah, I met you there. 768 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,160 I remember that. I remember that well, Michelle 769 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,720 Wolf and I was nervous. I was nervous coming into the 770 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,520 North because you guys have such a comedy scene now. 771 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,840 Yeah, these are flying. Yeah, yeah. 772 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,840 Jesus, any feuds? Oh yeah. 773 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,600 Oh yeah, you've heard of Guy Dave Elliott. 774 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,400 Ah, don't get me started. Get out of town. 775 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,560 No, it's it's it's what would you say? 776 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,840 Like, disappointingly nice. Yeah, I was disappointingly 777 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,320 nice. Disturbingly flawless. 778 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,280 Yep. But what we do is we kind of, 779 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,240 it's like a like a rugby scrum. But hey, there's, there's a bit 780 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,800 of, there's a gap, yeah. We'll bring in, you know. 781 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000 That's so lovely. Yeah. 782 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,400 I love that. Good people, good people. 783 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,040 Very funny. And then we did cook any fest. 784 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,560 We had a nice Italian meal we did with a lot of comics. 785 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,280 That was great. That was. 786 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,080 Great. That was great. 787 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,040 And that's when we got to know each other a bit better then. 788 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:58,120 And someone said, somebody said, you'll remember this, the food 789 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,520 to take it was an Italian restaurant. 790 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,640 You'll know all about you if you were talking Italian. 791 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,240 There we go. I just remember I was talking 792 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,080 Italian to the waiter. The guy from Kilkenny and he was 793 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,880 like, please. And there was a waiter there and 794 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,960 the food was taking so long and someone was chatting to the 795 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,080 waiter. What do you recommend, this or 796 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,320 that? And the guy went, no, no, no, 797 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,480 I'm not from Italy. And it goes, he said. 798 00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:22,159 And there's but ten of us comedians, and we're all a few 799 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:23,400 of us meeting for the first time and stuff. 800 00:34:23,679 --> 00:34:25,040 And he said, no, no, I'm not from Italy. 801 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,360 And the food had taken about 40 minutes. 802 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,880 He said hungry. And I said that makes two of us. 803 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,840 Smith, when I said floored the table, floored the table. 804 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,040 Now the table was so long, not people, people in the ends 805 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,800 didn't hear. So I repeated it for everyone a 806 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,920 couple of times. And then through the rest of the 807 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,159 festival, anyone we met, I would tell them about it. 808 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,560 But that was really that was really that was on a part of a 809 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,520 hairless whisper not. When I did that, do you know 810 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,960 what it there's nothing better whatever about audience and 811 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,560 laughter. There's nothing better than 812 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,639 cracking a golden one in the green room and you get the the 813 00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:58,720 the moment of the comments. You're like. 814 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,960 It's a good time. It's a great time. 815 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,040 But I love that you like when I met you at that line. 816 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,400 I think, yeah, you're like, I live in Barcelona doing a lot of 817 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,080 stand up out there. That's class. 818 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,440 Yeah, it was class. That's cool. 819 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,400 And I was very lucky because when I was in Barcelona the 820 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,520 scene was like that. It was very welcoming and I 821 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,640 don't think I would have been able to accelerate my career as 822 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,320 quickly as I did if I wasn't supported by everyone. 823 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,760 Else why? But why we live in abortion? 824 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,640 What brought you to Barcelona? Well, I'd, I'd learned Italian 825 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,600 and I was there for like 7 years and I wanted and Milan is like 826 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,760 the never ending city. Like it's quite similar to 827 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,920 London. And I was like, Oh my God, I'm 828 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,240 wrecked. I just want to like live by the 829 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,760 beach. And at that point I didn't do 830 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,200 comedy. I didn't know it even existed in 831 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,480 my life. So I was like, I'm bartending, 832 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,880 so I might as well go bartend wherever. 833 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,880 So I said I'll go to Barcelona, get a job, learn a bit of 834 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,840 language, and then go down to one of the islands and just 835 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,200 remain there. And then I went to Barcelona and 836 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,320 I met Mike Rice, and that was he. 837 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,360 What was it? What was he doing? 838 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,760 Run the book Scamp. Scamp. 839 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,240 Well, it was driving kind of lockdown. 840 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,480 You could go and work there and do shows. 841 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,000 So and then he got me on his podcast and he actually called 842 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,920 me a comedian and I was like, Oh no, I'm not. 843 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,800 I've never done stand up. I was like, I just do online 844 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,480 stuff. And he's like, well, yeah, you 845 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,360 kind of are like because you're doing it online. 846 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:14,880 And then I did my first mic. With Mike, I like that a lot. 847 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,280 That was great. And then, yeah, that was like 848 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,920 literally the beginning of the rest of my life. 849 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,320 He's a he's a troubled man, isn't he? 850 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,040 He is a sick man, a troubled man. 851 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,280 Do you know what he is though? But. 852 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,520 Lovely. He's brilliant. 853 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,680 He's a lovely, brilliant, Yeah unbelievable podcast. 854 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,240 Oh yeah, isn't he? Yes. 855 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:35,600 Bangs the most crap. Crap, we we, eh, I did there 856 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,640 Paul. And then we line biked back into 857 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,080 the heart of London. And as I said to him at the 858 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,920 time, to line with him was it was a pleasure to line with him. 859 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,000 To line with rice? Yep. 860 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,440 We were just in each other's slipstream for a while. 861 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,720 Yeah, honestly, it doesn't get better than that. 862 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:52,800 Slipstream is a horrible way to describe anything, isn't it? 863 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,160 Yeah, I think it's kind of nice. What is a slipstream? 864 00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,360 So in cycling, if I'm cycling ahead, you're in my slipstream, 865 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,240 so you're I'm taking the wind and you're just cruising in 866 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:08,040 there behind them. We might swap on the Tour de 867 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,640 France. You have you have a few cock 868 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,560 guys. Oh, is it? 869 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,120 Who who do the screening and then they protect the main guy 870 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,280 behind then he comes out of there at the. 871 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,280 End You like cycling? No. 872 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:22,440 How do you know that? That's a very precise thing to 873 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,880 know. Before, but I would know things 874 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,600 about somethings that I'm not even into. 875 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,400 Mad Yeah, I know very little about things I probably should 876 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,320 know about, and then the things I do know, I know too much 877 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,360 about. Can you were you able to pick up 878 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,720 Spanish really quick? Yeah. 879 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,880 It's actually we and that was a test new field. 880 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:49,200 You said we, it's C You failed. Double test you passed. 881 00:37:53,720 --> 00:38:06,800 You're talking to France. We made a fool yourself there, 882 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,720 Todd. Barcelona is great. 883 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,280 Barcelona is. Great. 884 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,120 Barcelona is great. Have you performed out there? 885 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,360 Oh, you have? Did I open for you there or no 886 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,920 shit or? No. 887 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,440 Simon went to see you. Did he? 888 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,520 Simon went to see you. I asked you for free tickets to 889 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,200 see Simon the Grand Piano. Do you remember? 890 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,920 No, I'm glad we have. Actually, a few bones. 891 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,600 We have two bones to pick. Glad you brought this up so we'd 892 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,480 met in the limelight. Very briefly, just. 893 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,680 Fleetingly. Fleetingly, a whisper. 894 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:47,720 Yeah, a careless whisper. And then I did Barcelona and you 895 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,480 were out of time. You were going to, you were 896 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,520 going to jump on the show, but you were out of time, which is 897 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,160 weird because I could see you. You're in a restaurant beside 898 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,560 the venue. You're like, I'm a observer. 899 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,280 I said I can see you. I didn't want to jump in. 900 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,520 That's not me. You didn't call. 901 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,880 No. And in Barcelona, you should 902 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,440 call. Yep. 903 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,200 You don't just come into town. It's kind of like 90s rap. 904 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,560 Oh. Yeah, I didn't know the dialling 905 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,360 code, otherwise I would have. You wouldn't. 906 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:16,240 Have no umm, so I did the show in Barcelona and then we met in 907 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:20,920 Kilkenny and you said I think we'd we'd spent enough sort of 908 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,760 time chatting. We've you you had to address it. 909 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,840 I had to dress and you said Sheen, tell me about the grand 910 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,200 piano. And I said I've I've no idea 911 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,960 what you're talking about and you went just tell me about the 912 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:34,400 grand. Piano. 913 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,120 So tonight, yeah, absolutely. I am in Barcelona in the comedy 914 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,600 scene, and I got a call from the club owner and the Booker and 915 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,400 they're like, are you around? I'm like, yeah, they're can you 916 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,720 come into the clubhouse? And I'm like, for sure. 917 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,240 And they're like, we have Shane Todd coming to town. 918 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,320 I'm like, Oh yeah, cool. He's nice. 919 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,640 They can only know him, but he seems nice. 920 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,480 And they were like, he's got this crazy in the in the 921 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,200 contract. He's got these crazy requests. 922 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,280 And I was like, Oh my God, what are they? 923 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,640 And one of them was a grand piano. 924 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,640 And they were like, do you think he'll be OK with a keyboard? 925 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,720 No and. I was like, I think he needs the 926 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:07,480 whole piano, no. Couple of things to know that is 927 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:11,000 like a basement venue. Down a very naked old. 928 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,920 Stairs. And what's also worth pointing 929 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:17,560 out is I don't request a grand piano. 930 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,920 But it was in your, not your writer, but it was in the 931 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,480 contracts. I reckon your team sent a 932 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,440 contract. Copy and paste. 933 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,920 Copy and paste. For a music artist they 934 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,720 represent. For a musical artist and I was 935 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,560 having the biggest crack because then I went down to your 936 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,120 Instagram and I was like, is he musical coming to? 937 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,600 You. Yeah, because at the time I had 938 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,720 big American representation, yeah. 939 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,440 And they were doing the world shows. 940 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,240 Yeah. So that. 941 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,960 But they didn't give a fuck about me. 942 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,400 So they probably just, they probably just imported. 943 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,360 Yeah. Bruno Mars contract exactly in 944 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,560 the mind. They're like, you need 10 945 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,440 bottles, 10 bottles of Ciroc. You know, he needs all this kind 946 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,520 of. It's a vodka. 947 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,480 Is that? Not. 948 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:57,680 Is that not? Yeah, yeah. 949 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,160 But you can still say it. But I imagine that's what those 950 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,200 Hollywood mega stars. Would want I know the end of it. 951 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,400 Shit snacks, Trafficking vodka. Yeah. 952 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,280 Come on, you could have picked anything there. 953 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,000 No shame. You have to ring it off. 954 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,800 You're hope. You're just. 955 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,680 You're a bad man. I know. 956 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,200 Here's me pretending not to know it. 957 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:24,640 I also their own new sponsors. I don't want Johnson's baby oil, 958 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,600 Ciroc and then and then just Danny as an artist. 959 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,480 How on the nose would that be if I'm like Bad Boy, this podcast 960 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,040 sponsored by Bad Boy Records and the Sean John Aftershave, which 961 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,560 actually owned the bottle of back in the day. 962 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,160 Who didn't? I know, but it's in a cool black 963 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,400 box. It's not Sean John, it's Sean 964 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,840 Combs, isn't it? Yeah, but. 965 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:47,680 Sean John is gas. He called his clothing line Sean 966 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,920 John. What is it? 967 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,960 Yeah. Thank you, Caleb Cobbler. 968 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,600 No, it's us. Yeah, because Sean John is 2 969 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,960 four letter names that are quite basic. 970 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:01,240 But not if you say you know. Again, you'd love a bit of 971 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:01,920 French. Yeah. 972 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,160 Why? Amigo, amigo. 973 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:09,120 Why amigo? So my writer is the things I 974 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,400 request. I say to the venue. 975 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,360 She and Todd come at the time. You want to ask for a bottle of 976 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,960 water. But ATV have it. 977 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,440 And if we could have a stool on the stage? 978 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,800 No, I don't even. I bring my own. 979 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,240 Bring your own tea now you. Give me almond milk and tea 980 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:21,360 bags. I'll love that. 981 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,200 But I'll just bring my own. No problem. 982 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bring a bottle of. 983 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,600 See if you can't. If you I show up and you go, we 984 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,360 didn't get your bottle of water. Not a problem. 985 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,400 Not a problem. You know what? 986 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,120 I want platform to talk my truth. 987 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,520 Yeah, it's all I That's all I. Want I'm you know what? 988 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,000 Maybe not even a platform, Maybe just a rug. 989 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,240 Maybe just a rug. Just something that defines the 990 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,320 space. I agree. 991 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,080 That's all I need. That's all I need. 992 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,520 Whereas I didn't know that. I thought you were just a fancy 993 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,200 famous comedian from Ireland and I I'd still, I was still coming 994 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,960 off and I think, wow, this guy means business. 995 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,320 And you said this to me, and I said, you know, what was all 996 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,760 that about? And I said, I have no idea. 997 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,360 We're talking about. I didn't request a piano. 998 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,840 Yeah, but I was aware. But like when you go through an 999 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,160 airport and they say, do you have a you have any explosive 1000 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,680 bombs on you and you're like almost bombs. 1001 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,440 I think I do, yeah. I I started realising that I was 1002 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,120 coming across a very defensive yes. 1003 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,760 About the grand piano. You are, yeah, And I was. 1004 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,160 It's probably our first fight. Yeah, I had you remember, I had 1005 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:17,920 you by the call. Yeah. 1006 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,560 And you took my lunch money? Yeah, yeah. 1007 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,360 And you were. And I said, I said I didn't 1008 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,600 request that. Yeah. 1009 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,200 And you went. And you put me in a headlock. 1010 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,640 Yeah. And you went OK and then I went 1011 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,160 I need to keep. So I anytime I run and you and 1012 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,960 Kilkenny I will go. I didn't just this clarify. 1013 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,160 And then you kept sending me screenshots of your writer. 1014 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,440 Yeah. Handwritten writer. 1015 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,880 Yeah. It was pretty. 1016 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,280 It was a tough situation for both of us because I didn't 1017 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,120 believe you. I know you have a tendency to 1018 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:44,600 lie. Yeah. 1019 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,160 Yeah. And that's what that is. 1020 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,280 So. Those couple those two things 1021 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,760 couple together. It's a nightmare. 1022 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,560 Who do you believe? I'm a truth teller? 1023 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,960 Yeah. Then the second thing that 1024 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,400 happened, now we've established that there was a family 1025 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:03,520 emergency or personal emergency on your part, but I didn't know 1026 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,840 that at the time. So me and Shane both get 1027 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,520 nominated for best comedian of the world by Ticketmaster. 1028 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,080 And I'm like, and it's me, Shane. 1029 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,520 And then like incredible acts, like Big. 1030 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,920 All incredible acts. No, All incredible. 1031 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,400 They were better than us though. They were. 1032 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,320 They were probably big. Big acts we weren't going to 1033 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,000 get. Realistically, it was who's 1034 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,800 going to win that? And then me and Shane. 1035 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,320 Yeah, who's going to win between me and Shane. 1036 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,800 So I see this. I don't know Shane very well and 1037 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,680 I don't know you very well. And I'm like, OK, this is going 1038 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,600 to be really fun. I'm going to make videos because 1039 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,760 obviously we're not going to win and do a little back and forth. 1040 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,800 He's going to guess on me. We're going to be playful. 1041 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,360 This is the server. Creative chemistry. 1042 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,440 Yeah, maybe we can work in the future, who knows? 1043 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,840 So I make all these videos on Instagram calling you out, being 1044 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,480 like, oh, Shane Todd, you think you can win this? 1045 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,960 And tagging me obviously. Tagging you doing all this stuff 1046 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:54,000 3-4 if everyone's loving it. Yeah, zero. 1047 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,640 It was worse. Viewed the message, ignored it. 1048 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,240 So I was like am I weird? Am I not friends with him? 1049 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,440 And to be honest, we weren't that good friends so you could 1050 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,160 have easily. Been like. 1051 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,000 Didn't know me from Adam, but it was still very funny. 1052 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,680 Yeah. And I was like, Oh my God. 1053 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,120 So that I was like, you know. Which makes you look mean as 1054 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,000 well. Make me look more, more than me 1055 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,680 and more reply Not, no, not mean, just weird. 1056 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,800 Yeah, just weird. Just like a girl trying to fit 1057 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,920 in with the cool boys. Because I thought you were a lot 1058 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,240 cooler before I met you. Yeah. 1059 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,960 People say this. They do. 1060 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,320 You seem like a cool guy. Then he gets me. 1061 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,000 You're like, oh, you're just, you're a weird guy. 1062 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,160 Yeah. Very funny. 1063 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,760 Yeah, but you're a weird guy. Yeah. 1064 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,840 And I was like, oh, this is like cool guy. 1065 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,720 Like, you know, the boys in school vibes. 1066 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,440 So I'm like getting triggered left, right and centre. 1067 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,520 So I make more videos because I can help myself. 1068 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,240 Yeah. So. 1069 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,160 Then I get to Eminem stand level. 1070 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,400 Sean Combs. Yeah, yeah, it goes nuts where 1071 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,880 I'm. I'm making videos, getting 1072 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,720 tagged, getting views, and I'm like, he's going to come back 1073 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,400 with something big. Yeah, the reason for the. 1074 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,560 Delay and plan. I'm putting a bit of approaching 1075 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,560 together. I think they've got a studio, 1076 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,120 they're doing well. Maybe this is going to be a big 1077 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:03,960 response. Yeah. 1078 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,040 Nothing. Yeah, Absolutely nothing. 1079 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,040 Heard nothing. Yeah. 1080 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,760 It was over like say a four day period. 1081 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,960 Four day period where I kind of went in hard. 1082 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:11,960 Yeah. What was I saying? 1083 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,880 There was something really funny I was saying and I can't 1084 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,160 remember it, and people were loving it. 1085 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,000 I was rhyming. What? 1086 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,240 Your name? I mean, I meant all out rhyming 1087 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,560 words. Shame. 1088 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,080 Fraud. I would never. 1089 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,840 No idea, though. You can't be anything about 1090 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,760 yourself. Yeah. 1091 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,240 You're not a fraud. If anything, you're too much 1092 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,600 yourself. Yeah, you could do it. 1093 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,240 A bit of fraudulent behaviour. Yeah. 1094 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,760 Make everyone else feel comfortable in the room. 1095 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,000 Am I right? But then you, you confronted me. 1096 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,440 Yeah, I did in Kilkenny. Wasn't Kilkenny again. 1097 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,360 Wrote the piano. I got 2 bones to speak with you. 1098 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,520 Yeah. And I said that was actually 1099 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,440 quite mean that you didn't. Yes. 1100 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,120 And me. And then you told me a really 1101 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,920 harrowing, heartbreaking story and I was like, I'm so sad. 1102 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,600 I was like, I won't. I was like, I was like, yeah, I 1103 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,320 was like, I did see that. But we were in hospital with my 1104 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,880 youngest son at the time and I and I and I started apologising 1105 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,560 you. It was like, again, I'm really 1106 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:59,960 sorry. And then I could see you getting 1107 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:00,760 really sad. I. 1108 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,080 Was like jump off a bridge. I was like, Oh my God, please 1109 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,760 don't worry. If it ever happens again, leave 1110 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:10,120 the hospital and he'll be OK in his own and I can at least 1111 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,360 reshare the story if that's OK. But. 1112 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,000 So and also I didn't come in. I came in hot. 1113 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:18,240 I was like, what the fuck, Todd? I'm like, I couldn't, sorry, I 1114 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,760 couldn't play the videos. I could see them but in the 1115 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,720 children's ward at night. I just didn't want to be turning 1116 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,840 the audio. Embarrassing. 1117 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,120 I think I'm blushing right now, am I? 1118 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,120 Yeah. Yeah, It was really 1119 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,960 embarrassing. It was more almost embarrassing 1120 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,080 as you requesting a grand piano when a basement club. 1121 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,760 I know it. Was I might fuck with him this 1122 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,880 year when I'm back I'm requested. 1123 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,320 Yeah, do it. Yeah. 1124 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,760 Do you do request that? Absolutely. 1125 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:42,160 So 73 tickets. 73 you got me to post about it. 1126 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,720 I'd love that. Can you also do Paris and a few 1127 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,920 other? Using Paris? 1128 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,920 Sure. Who's going to come in Paris? 1129 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,920 Well, the last in the Tour de France there's. 50 odd sold on 1130 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,760 an 80 seater. Yep, and a club. 1131 00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:00,120 And a theatre, Apollo Theatre. 80 seat theatre. 1132 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:05,120 Wow, smaller room. And then? 1133 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,720 I don't know that with Michelle Wolf, all those, Paris was one 1134 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,240 of my favourite cities. Are you going to bring your 1135 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:12,800 wife? Nah, see I I tour during term 1136 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,400 time. Oh, for school. 1137 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,960 Of kids, school and all that kind of thing. 1138 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,320 It's mad that you're. Also, like the level of shows 1139 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,640 I'm doing, specially in Europe, doesn't constitute the family 1140 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,320 common, No, sure, because we've been losing so much money. 1141 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,560 Yeah, we had one more hotel room to what we already. 1142 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,000 Have you wouldn't have make any profits. 1143 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,320 Losing money. We're already losing money. 1144 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,000 You're already, yeah, I mean 71 taking the Barcelona, yeah, 1145 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,240 they're like €6 ticket, yeah. And Scandinavia, what am I doing 1146 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:36,800 Like. Well I went to Norway and sold 1147 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,680 like 7 tickets. Oh, it was one of the worst 1148 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,200 shows of my life. Well, then, I'm like Jerry 1149 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,400 Seinfeld because I've done about 80. 1150 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,440 Well, Norway. Have you been to Norway yet? 1151 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:47,120 Yeah. Did you like them? 1152 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,360 I did all well. I did also last time I wasn't 1153 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,280 there for long enough to get a feeling in the city. 1154 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,960 No, but did you like them when you're on stage? 1155 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,840 Well, can I if you give me a second? 1156 00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:59,680 Oh, I'm sorry, am I too excited for you missed the kindest man 1157 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,760 in the world? I think so. 1158 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,080 The most boring person to talk to. 1159 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,600 Oh, I'm sorry, I might be too enthusiastic with my 1160 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,840 questioning. Oh, I'll sit back as a go on. 1161 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,120 You're like Navy blue, that's what you are. 1162 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,560 If you were a colour, you'd be Navy blue. 1163 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,000 You're saying that because I'm wearing? 1164 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,840 Navy. No, I'm not. 1165 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,320 I'm saying that because Navy blue, you're like, is that 1166 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,320 black? You're like, Oh no, it's Navy 1167 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,080 blue. That's what you are. 1168 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,680 You're just like, I'm hilarious. I'm not going to give you 1169 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,520 anything. That's what you are. 1170 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,000 Honestly, You're I'm going to wait till it comes to me. 1171 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:31,000 I just want to clarify. I want to. 1172 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,480 I just want to answer the. Question. 1173 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,840 You know you're off white, you're a cream. 1174 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,520 Make a choice, Shane. You're. 1175 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,400 Make a choice. You know what I'd be? 1176 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,720 I'd be a big highlight yellow. That's what I am. 1177 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,160 I'm an absolute joy. I'd be, I'd be a colour with 1178 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,640 glitter on top. I'm a joy to be around and I 1179 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,480 know I am. No, I'm not too much. 1180 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,520 No, I'm not in the right setting. 1181 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,240 Sometimes in a restaurant setting, that's different. 1182 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,080 OK. At a wake. 1183 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,000 It's at a wake. I crush. 1184 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,440 Are you getting Come on. I can see. 1185 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,120 I can see that at a wedding. Hmm. 1186 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,720 Stop dancing with the bride. The. 1187 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,320 Victoria Beckham approach to the way. 1188 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:10,160 Yeah, so I am dead. Oslo, umm, it was a tourist show 1189 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,800 and I couldn't work out why there was like, I don't know, it 1190 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,320 was 150 seater and there was about 100 people there and I was 1191 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,000 like, this is great, but they weren't enjoying it. 1192 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,440 So 10 minutes and I was like, why are all my fans in Oslo not 1193 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,160 enjoying? My My show. 1194 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,480 The Todd and Scandinavia, Yeah, they weren't enjoying it. 1195 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,320 And then I did you. Hear what the Applebee's stuff? 1196 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,080 Apple Green. Now you've tried to make a deck 1197 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,000 out of me there, Kyla Cobbler, by belittling my Apple green 1198 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,480 material, which is some of the best service station material on 1199 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,240 the circuit. But you've called it Applebee's. 1200 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,680 You know what? And that's because you've 1201 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,480 travelled so much your references are off. 1202 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,720 So you know, if you recall, you know what, you'd be shit. 1203 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,040 There you go. You look into the camera. 1204 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,800 I want to look into the camera. You can't do that. 1205 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,640 And my cameras do not look in account. 1206 00:50:55,680 --> 00:51:02,480 Fausty, turn that camera off, I can Applebee's. 1207 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,440 That Shane getting. Away how a bunga duty American 1208 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:13,440 are you don't have a car anyway. I was like, why are they not 1209 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:18,000 enjoying this? And then I I went who who is 1210 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,960 from Ireland give me a cheer because I was going to do 1211 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,080 something with her about home. And then nobody cheered. 1212 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,280 I went who's who's from Norway? The whole room cheered. 1213 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,560 They just go out to English speaking comedy. 1214 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,600 They don't give a fuck who it is. 1215 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,520 They don't give a fuck. So then I went, ah, because this 1216 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,520 show relied on you having like, some sort of idea of who I was. 1217 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,880 Yeah. So then I started doing some 1218 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,560 other just material, and they loved it. 1219 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,200 Oh, really? And then I went back into the 1220 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,400 show and I kind of worked. Well, I went on. 1221 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,720 We sold like we sold tickets. When I put my show on Norway, I 1222 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:49,760 would sell like 1 ticket and then three tickets and then 1 1223 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,640 ticket who's playing one fucking ticket every week. 1224 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,400 So we got there and there was like 7 or 8 people and then we 1225 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,080 did loads of invites. We end up being like 30 in the 1226 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,560 room and I went up and I start all my shows of crowd work. 1227 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,640 I do like a shit tonne of improv and I start talking to them and 1228 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,000 I'm like, what's your name? And he's like, why are you 1229 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,760 asking me my name? And I think, oh, you might, you 1230 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,360 don't want to do crowd, you don't do crowd work. 1231 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,840 And they're like, no. And I was like, oh, no, yeah. 1232 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,960 And it was so. And then I actually didn't do my 1233 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,800 clothing because it's really vulgar. 1234 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,800 And I felt like I was talking to like, my principal. 1235 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,360 I was like, I actually can't do this last bit. 1236 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,160 Yes. It was a really hard show. 1237 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,440 Yeah. I although beautiful landing 1238 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,520 into Norway. It's a lovely, you know, Vienna, 1239 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,400 the ice cream. Yeah, it looks like that. 1240 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,880 You know it's all white and brown. 1241 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:32,800 Yeah. No. 1242 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,720 No, I thought you were going to be like, it comes from there or 1243 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:41,160 give me a fact about, all right, What other cities do you feel 1244 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,920 are like desserts? What other cities do you think 1245 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,960 look like desserts? I think that Paris is probably 1246 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,840 something deconstructed because you're like, this should all 1247 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,680 make sense and it's kind of chaotic, but it's so gorgeous 1248 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,680 and beautiful. Yeah. 1249 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,760 So I feel like that be like. Like I've only been to one St in 1250 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:57,760 part. I've been to Paris a lot of 1251 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,840 times. I've only been to that. 1252 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,680 Eh, have you not gone from a go for a walk? 1253 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,560 You run. No, go for. 1254 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,200 A run, yeah, but I just run up and I not one. 1255 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,480 Street. How big is the street? 1256 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,080 It's a big eh. Did you go to You go to the 1257 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,560 parks, eh? No. 1258 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,640 Oh come on, who you tour with? But we we let me and Willie T, 1259 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,960 but we just get there. He's a nice man. 1260 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,560 What's the way he is a nice man and when you dig deeper, he's a 1261 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:26,880 nice man Umm it's weird because we land like because the Europe 1262 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,080 it's all one day after the other. 1263 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,840 So by the time you get there, it's late afternoon. 1264 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:30,800 You're. Leaving again you. 1265 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,960 Don't have enough time? You work for a bit of a walk, 1266 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,720 but you're saying that. You, you just go around. 1267 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,240 You do Europe all every year on your tour. 1268 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,600 Yeah, Unbelievable. Yeah, a lot of flying. 1269 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,920 Yeah, but I break it up. I'm like 3 days here, home for a 1270 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,960 week, couple of days their home. That sort of thing you do 1271 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,240 Amsterdam. Yeah, I sell well in Amsterdam. 1272 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,960 I sell OK in Amsterdam. I think that's the right mix of 1273 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,080 people from home, people from. And the doors are crack. 1274 00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:58,520 And they're called people like your English speaking comedy. 1275 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,560 So it's a mix. And also amazing. 1276 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,920 I mean, you're easier to understand than I am. 1277 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,840 I find when I go to Europe too, they don't understand me. 1278 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,480 Do you do Boom? Chicago? 1279 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,480 Yeah. Oh, that's so good. 1280 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,680 To keep an emphasis on the wrong part of the word there. 1281 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,640 High end of the read reads or reads are we getting here? 1282 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,320 I feel like both of us are losing grasp of the English 1283 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,760 language. Boom, Chicago. 1284 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,240 But yeah, but of course you're going to put emphasis. 1285 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,600 You think I'm putting emphasis on the boom? 1286 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,040 I think you're going, yeah. But but so of course I am. 1287 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,600 I would go boom Chicago. That's what I would do, right? 1288 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,720 I wouldn't say boom, Chicago. I didn't say that. 1289 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,240 You did, you did. Everyone was thinking. 1290 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,800 Right, there's probably quite a lot of Applebee's in Chicago. 1291 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,400 So it was Applebee's not the same as Apple Green then? 1292 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,760 No. You reckon it's not a gas? 1293 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:42,920 No. It's not I, it's not. 1294 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,560 I reckon it just. This is what this is like 1295 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,760 talking to the with the piano thing again, right? 1296 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:53,040 You're very defensive. Yeah. 1297 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,240 No biscuits. Not a great conversation. 1298 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:58,600 Yeah, this is tough. It's tough, Tough pot. 1299 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,200 It's a tough pot. You like, don't prepare 1300 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,600 anything. I was like, I thought you would, 1301 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,760 though, but you're not. We're just haven't like a 1302 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,440 genuine chat. It's kind of relaxing, I have to 1303 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,480 say. Get into comedy. 1304 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,080 That's what you want, right? This is what you want. 1305 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:14,360 That's what you're going to get. Kayla, how do you come up with 1306 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:20,040 your material that you don't do? How did you all that code rec? 1307 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,040 You see, the key is to write only a 20 minute show. 1308 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,040 Yeah, No, no, I'm delighted with this. 1309 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,000 This is lovely. That's why I would feel 1310 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,120 comfortable enough to make that joke. 1311 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,080 It's a tough part because I thought it was a tough part to 1312 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:30,960 go. This is great. 1313 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,280 Yeah. You know. 1314 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,480 Yeah, yeah. No, no, of course. 1315 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,560 What did you say there? I didn't listen genuinely. 1316 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,920 Replied to and then told. Me, I did yeah, because I said 1317 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:40,680 yeah. And then you, I thought you're 1318 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,320 wait, this is like we also did a part of live podcast together 1319 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,840 and I roasted you and you didn't understand anything. 1320 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,560 Talking about no, I, I did you, I did you a massive favour 1321 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,240 there. Oh. 1322 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,440 No, I'm not saying that in a way where I want you to thank me for 1323 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,280 it. I'm just saying. 1324 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,520 Then why would you say it? I don't know what it is yet. 1325 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,240 I'm like, I already know you're going to be like I want. 1326 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,680 Recognition for this annoying girl at school there. 1327 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,000 I don't even know what it is yet. 1328 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,160 No, I wasn't annoying actually, right? 1329 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,960 I was very cool, right? So we do talk about this podcast 1330 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:13,680 we're facing, we're sort of sat like I'm we're not facing each 1331 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,640 other. Yeah. 1332 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,360 So whatever way the room is, yeah, unless I'm directly 1333 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,160 looking at you, yeah, I can't make out everything you're 1334 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,640 saying to him with anyone who's on. 1335 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,640 Yeah, but you can get the gesture, but you don't get. 1336 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,360 It all I understood you perfectly right? 1337 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,640 That's because the way I talk. It's called diction. 1338 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:35,400 But we don't swear on this spot. So you they bring us on. 1339 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,160 Yeah. And they're. 1340 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,320 It's great for us where they're doing nothing. 1341 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,640 We're me. And you're having a bit of a 1342 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,800 back and forth. Yeah. 1343 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,160 Pretending they're not like each other. 1344 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,760 Yeah. And it's blowing their minds on 1345 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:44,320 the audience. They're. 1346 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,560 Like they're mad, They're like look at this, they're like 1347 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,160 they're going. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1348 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,120 Also cause amazing. We love the lads, absolute 1349 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,920 legends, but fucking but they love circus. 1350 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,520 They got it was everything. Everything at that live pawn 1351 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:58,560 happened. Yeah, yeah. 1352 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:02,040 Which is you went on after a gender reveal. 1353 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,320 I went on after. Which is and then we did mine. 1354 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:08,440 It was insane. There was, there was literally 1355 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,880 everything you did a. Script, I remember and I asked 1356 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,120 him. I was like, you've. 1357 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,200 I was like, yeah, I was like, you've a production run, like 1358 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,640 just to see, and they're like now. 1359 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,080 And I was like, alright, cool, you just let me know then we'll 1360 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,440 just hang. Now, now. 1361 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,400 That's how they talk, yeah. So we're on there, blah blah. 1362 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,680 And then you we were talking, I was talking about plugging shows 1363 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,240 or something. You were, you were plugging 1364 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,480 shows. You weren't talking about it. 1365 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:35,000 You were plugging shows and you were like, I need to sell 1366 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,960 tickets. Yes, here, here and here, right. 1367 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,600 Yeah. So and then you then said you 1368 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,240 can get. Whatever venue it was that I 1369 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,600 said, you said I don't need to plug up my show. 1370 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,640 There's already sold out. Yeah, I had no concept of what 1371 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,240 you said, but the audience and they went and the boys were 1372 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,240 like, whoa. So I went like this. 1373 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,200 Yeah. I had no idea. 1374 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,680 Oh, is that the massive favour you gave? 1375 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,320 Me. Yes. 1376 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,560 Ah, no, I could have said. Well, thank you. 1377 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,120 What? Was that I could have got you. 1378 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,600 And then you would have. But I, I, I went, you know what? 1379 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,640 That was a good line. Yeah, it was a line against me. 1380 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,040 Yeah. I I need to be like the panto 1381 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,440 reaction here. Yeah, yeah. 1382 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,000 Where I think it was just a very genuine reaction because you 1383 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,200 felt upset for the fact that I had sold all my tickets and then 1384 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,720 you turned around to me and you said I didn't hear what you 1385 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,200 said. That's actually what happened. 1386 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,920 Do you remember that? I didn't say it on the mic. 1387 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,120 No, you did. You held the mic off and you 1388 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,440 said I didn't hear what Kyla said. 1389 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,560 No, I didn't. You did. 1390 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,680 I didn't. You did. 1391 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000 You did. You did. 1392 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:38,120 And then you got on your piano and you musically roasted me. 1393 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,800 My grandpa like, yeah, yeah, that like that is the I could 1394 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,720 have got one there. I mean also. 1395 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,520 Podcast. Also. 1396 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,600 And you and Willa White were giving it loads and some of the 1397 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,040 boys and I at the start was like, I was like. 1398 00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,440 Sitting. Down and then it was the 1399 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,840 extended version of it. And I you know what? 1400 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,240 Sorry, I'm so sorry. And then he sang something 1401 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,080 inside. So strong version. 1402 00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,000 Where Yeah. And he came out like the 1403 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,760 Undertaker and unbelievable. And you remember as well when we 1404 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,440 so we were dancing, all all of us were dancing together, like 1405 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,600 going. And I was like, we just have to 1406 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,000 go nuts. Like this is the only way. 1407 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,600 So we're going nuts like dancing and I'm really squashed and you 1408 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,080 were standing next to me. So I want to like come out a bit 1409 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,760 because I couldn't even connect someone here. 1410 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,880 I'm a very classic. So I said I turned you and I 1411 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,200 went, can you move over a little bit? 1412 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,080 And you went. Why? 1413 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,040 Are you challenging me? Just move. 1414 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,320 Over. Why? 1415 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,160 You weren't even enjoying it. You're just sitting on the face. 1416 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,960 I was like, let me dance in space. 1417 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,960 I literally just sat for loads of it. 1418 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,880 Loads of it, Yeah, yeah, loads. Which everyone thought then you 1419 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:55,280 were you were getting bad because I was, I had roasted you 1420 00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,240 when you use the pantry reaction. 1421 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. But it was a fun part. 1422 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,320 And in fairness, they literally did every single thing and there 1423 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,320 was ever they did a lie detector test. 1424 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,120 That's right. They brought the producer on for 1425 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,680 a set down injury and I went. You just have like 2 hours on 1426 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,920 stage. You're not going to do all this 1427 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,280 and that if. They did us, they absolutely did 1428 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,080 this. That was great. 1429 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,440 It was great. Can you do Dublin accent? 1430 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really. 1431 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,800 In a city, you said, like now I can do it. 1432 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,000 I can do. It now problem, yeah. 1433 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,480 It really changes the vibe. Yeah, doesn't it? 1434 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,000 What if I was from somewhere down South? 1435 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,560 Where would you put me? Just by look in your head, where 1436 01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,880 would you go? Or you'd be. 1437 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:41,320 From a city there like a city slicker, like a small city, like 1438 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:42,920 the coolest guy in the small city. 1439 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:48,360 But what city? Someone that's not Corker 1440 01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,920 Dublin, but they think that they're no you wish please, you 1441 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:57,720 wish you were that tough. I'm trying to think like not 1442 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:02,080 like gay but like where no no no. 1443 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,720 What do you mean not gay? Not that you look, not that 1444 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,960 they're like a gay look, but like you're definitely if you 1445 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,840 were like, oh, I'm a bit gay. I would like fair. 1446 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,760 So like a city where it's. Who would? 1447 01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,920 Who would tell you they were gay and you would say not fair? 1448 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,080 Like if Mike Rice is like, I'm a bit gay, I would like no chance, 1449 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,240 right? Whereas if you were like, I 1450 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,120 would like a fair. Right. 1451 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,880 Sure. That's what I'm saying, yeah. 1452 01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,680 So I was one time trying not to be too defensive. 1453 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,440 It's a grand piano all over again. 1454 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:35,360 A. Question. 1455 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,280 I am. So I reckon somewhere like that, 1456 01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,200 somewhere like that's not like a main city, but like a kind of 1457 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:44,120 like kind of like like you could be from West Cork. 1458 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,160 There are blowings. Right. 1459 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,720 Like is that where I was just there? 1460 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,080 Is that part of No No, somewhere a bit more modern. 1461 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,720 That's where my mother lives. I feel like you could be like 1462 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,920 the cool guy in Skippering. I would love that. 1463 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,680 By the way, it sounds like a great Brendan Gleeson movie. 1464 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,640 I love. An early one people are like you 1465 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:03,760 need. To see, Although have you seen 1466 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,760 Mr Mercedes? No, I didn't like it. 1467 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,760 What's it about? It's about a killer, huh? 1468 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,160 You. Sound gars, huh? 1469 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,280 He's selling cars. I'm so sorry, what are you 1470 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:18,280 saying? And he said on guard, on guard. 1471 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,200 And I'm like, I, what are we doing now? 1472 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,880 What part of the pot is this? He's selling cars. 1473 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:25,480 Oh, cars, cars. Yeah, cars. 1474 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,800 Cashier card is a big thing for me in London right when they go 1475 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,080 cashier. But Mr Mercedes, is he selling? 1476 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:40,520 Hi. It's No, he's not. 1477 01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,720 So a guy with a care crashes into a group of people and kills 1478 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,200 them all at the beginning. And then it's like Brendan 1479 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:49,120 Gleeson has to try and find. But he's it's still. 1480 01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,280 And I love, I love the guard. Yeah, the guard. 1481 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:55,560 I love the guard. But this one is just a bit, I 1482 01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,520 don't know, it's bit, it's bit graphic, right? 1483 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,960 Which I don't love, not in that mindset is. 1484 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,720 He on the Cocker. No it doesn't get his cock out, 1485 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:02,880 you would see. I'm not watching him. 1486 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:06,120 You would seize and vowels after mental pronunciation. 1487 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,000 I've got a cock, right. So it sounds like it's so 1488 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,800 aggressive, you're so calm, You sound like a precinct mass and 1489 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,400 then you say something like that and it's absolutely. 1490 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:15,800 It's down cars. Yeah. 1491 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,400 That's how you sound. Yeah, it's absolutely. 1492 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,880 It's very jaring. Yeah. 1493 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,200 It's very off putting. Yeah. 1494 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,320 For your guests. Yeah. 1495 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:25,320 No biscuits. I mean, we've got a lot that we 1496 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,240 need to change going forward. Got my foot stuck in the lead. 1497 01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,000 Umm, I want to know about. So you're doing a. 1498 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,240 We run a shows here. I'm doing a runner shows here. 1499 01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:36,800 So now I'm here because I'm starting my tour. 1500 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,960 First the 36 shows tonight in the Mac and then I'm going to be 1501 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,280 doing a tour extension. And I mean Belfast. 1502 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,400 Yeah. So take a run of shows in 1503 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,360 Belfast. Yeah, sorry. 1504 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,160 Yes, I am. Excuse me. 1505 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,520 Yeah. Yeah, sorry for I'm doing four 1506 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,200 or five nights, I don't know. You love a hire car, is that 1507 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,520 true? I do love a hire. 1508 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:57,480 I feel like you're someone of people I know who who would get 1509 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,240 a hire car a lot and enjoy getting a hire. 1510 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,280 Car. I'm a hire car now. 1511 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,960 I have to say it is more Simon right because I don't have a 1512 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,160 licence. I killed a dog during my driving 1513 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:09,840 test. Like on the road or with a gun 1514 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:15,360 in the car. No, I was only 19 doing my 1515 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,520 driving test and a dog ran in front of my car because I know 1516 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,040 the dog was on heat and then crashed in and died and it was 1517 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,000 like the most traumatic thing. Ever did you feel because of 1518 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,800 that? Yeah, you can't kill things. 1519 01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:27,480 Yeah, but if the dog, I'm not. Look, Jesus, this sounds 1520 01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:30,560 horrific if a dog runs out in front of a car. 1521 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:32,960 I think it's how I dealt with this, right? 1522 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,040 Because then. I it wasn't fully dead and you 1523 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,640 stomped on his. Head No, I yeah, I ran over and 1524 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,480 then I mounted the curb and killed the other dog. 1525 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,520 I just not know. I've tried to do bits with this 1526 01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,400 on stage and see when it comes to dogs. 1527 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,480 Oh my God. Also, I don't like it is very 1528 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,920 sad. Yeah, I was very sad. 1529 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,320 So I don't have a licence, I don't test well, right? 1530 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:51,880 That's my problem. I don't test well. 1531 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,120 So Simon is the hire car man, right? 1532 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,560 But Simon is an amazing driver, right? 1533 01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,960 So, and we're staying the Navy, You can see us. 1534 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,720 Yeah, we're staying the Navy. So I just want to be able to 1535 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,600 drive around, go for runs in the packs. 1536 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,680 What are you gonna do when you're in Belfast? 1537 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,760 What have you put during the day? 1538 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:10,840 Well, I have. All my family are here. 1539 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,200 Yeah. So I'll probably see family, to 1540 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:12,800 be honest. Yeah. 1541 01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,880 And then I'm just during the day. 1542 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,400 I show days. If I cannot speak at all, then I 1543 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,840 don't really. Yeah. 1544 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,840 Like if I don't, if I can just not say anything to anyone all 1545 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,400 day, then I go on stage and I'm amazing. 1546 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,280 But that's hard to do. Do you drink? 1547 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,920 No, not really. So I said you went after shows. 1548 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,480 No, no. Anything. 1549 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,840 Worse, I can't. I don't drink. 1550 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,560 I don't drink when I'm on tour. Yeah. 1551 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,080 Because it's like, especially not these big ones because 1552 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,800 there's too much on. I just want to feel everything 1553 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:40,920 because it's quite exciting. Yeah. 1554 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,680 So this is my first time. I only just got like these big 1555 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,120 tour things. And so I'm like, I just want to 1556 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,520 feel everything. It's amazing. 1557 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,720 Even this morning packing and I was like, look at me going on 1558 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,840 tour. You're trying to be present. 1559 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,880 Yeah. See, you haven't asked me any 1560 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,040 proper questions, but I actually very into that kind of stuff. 1561 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,720 Oh, you want to be? You want to interview like. 1562 01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,320 That no, I didn't want to be interviewed chain. 1563 01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,920 I just wanted a little chash. But I'm just telling you that if 1564 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,600 you were done, you're. Using my words against me there 1565 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,560 because when you said. Don't put your finger. 1566 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:10,720 Put your finger down your guest. I'll not point it directly you 1567 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,400 right. And you know what that is, 1568 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,040 That's like a peace process kind of thing. 1569 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,680 It's the gun is off the table. Your other one. 1570 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,480 I'll go to there now. What doesn't help this is my big 1571 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:37,200 alien fingers right now. I'm either going to .1 finger at 1572 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:42,040 your books, half you. Pick, you pick. 1573 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,000 Right, what was I going to say here? 1574 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,320 What's up? With my finger. 1575 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:50,880 Oh, just my hands in general. Weird ship. 1576 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,040 I don't think they're all right. They look like feet. 1577 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,720 I don't think they are. They're like feet. 1578 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,000 Well, of all the things in your body, yeah, they're the most 1579 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,360 similar. It'd be weird if I was like, 1580 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,840 they look like knees. Well, your hands are the most 1581 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,360 similar thing to your feet, but they're not the two most similar 1582 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,680 things. Well they should be if you wear 1583 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:11,080 barefoot shoes. Yes they are. 1584 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,160 What else is similar? Apart from like ears, obviously 1585 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,040 that that isn't well, you, you are bare. 1586 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,280 Your your feet shouldn't be shoe shaped. 1587 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,600 Your feet, the widest bit of your foot should be the toes. 1588 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,880 Yeah. So you definitely don't have 1589 01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:26,760 that. You are really stylish shoes. 1590 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,200 Every time I see you wearing new shoes. 1591 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,960 Thank you. That wasn't a compliment. 1592 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:35,800 Pedro. Consumerism and capitalism and P 1593 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,320 Diddy, that's you those. Kids are getting the work. 1594 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,200 I love it. To go to work, talk to her 1595 01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:42,920 friends, making the shoes. You got to make sure as both 1596 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,600 shoes and not be Diddy there. Deidre O'kean said to me at 1597 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,840 Kilkenny, she said, anytime I see you in a new pair of shoes, 1598 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:52,080 She said, do you buy a new pair of shoes every time you do a big 1599 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:52,920 show? Yeah. 1600 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:55,400 And I said, Deidre, if I did that, I need a bigger wardrobe. 1601 01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,600 She loved it. But then I felt like AI was 1602 01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:00,680 like, I want you to know I was joking saying that, so I had to 1603 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,120 explain it, you know, a couple of times. 1604 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,640 Which is the sign of a great joke. 1605 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,880 Yes. Do you wear new shoes every time 1606 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,400 or just keep them clean? Just keep them clean. 1607 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,880 How many shoes do you have? Shoes repairs. 1608 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,160 Pairs. Oh, good question. 1609 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:22,120 We're talking about fruit shoes. Umm, I probably have active 1610 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:25,960 shoes because I know. All shoes, all shoes, active 1611 01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,760 shoes. The fact that you have active 1612 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:30,359 shoes and Inerties 30, that's too many I. 1613 01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,640 Know, I know. You know how many I have? 1614 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:40,880 1 4 pairs of shoes. Runners stage shoes, waterproof 1615 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,520 boots, my slip ONS. But a girl one? 1616 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,800 Can a girl have options? Who's the girl? 1617 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,080 Me. Yeah, you can have options for 1618 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:52,000 sure, but it's too many. Yeah, I don't wear them all. 1619 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,680 Obviously not, that'd be a nightmare be. 1620 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:59,399 Crazy with the millipede. Yeah, umm, but I, yeah, I just, 1621 01:08:59,399 --> 01:09:01,920 I'd just like, I like, I like shoes. 1622 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,160 Do you like fashion as well? You like being styled up? 1623 01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:06,200 One of us has some questions, so here we go. 1624 01:09:07,319 --> 01:09:08,520 What do you mean? Do I like being styled up? 1625 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:10,880 Do you like style? Do you like being glamorous? 1626 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,120 Not glamorous, no. This is pretty glamorous what 1627 01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,120 you're wearing. Thank you. 1628 01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:16,319 It's all right, but yeah, I like clothes. 1629 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,920 Where do you do all your shopping apart from lifestyle? 1630 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,800 Umm, different places. I don't have like a go to place, 1631 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:30,319 I like to just go around. Shop shopping, I like to go 1632 01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:36,680 around the shops. You deflecting. 1633 01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:40,680 I'm not a shopper. I'm not a shopper. 1634 01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,080 No no no. Can't be funny and stylish. 1635 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,240 Where where do you go? Mainly lost and found boxes. 1636 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,200 Eh, charity shops, actually, yeah. 1637 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,399 Is that funny to you? Is that that I don't want to be 1638 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:53,439 eh, One of the people that contributes to the end of the 1639 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,320 world because of consumerism? Yeah, I go to charity shops. 1640 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,000 Yeah, too. Good for you as a Todd. 1641 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,360 I go to charity shops too. No, you don't. 1642 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:04,680 To give your clothes over, Yeah. Well, I do that also, but then I 1643 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:05,760 buy from charity shops sometimes. 1644 01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,280 What do you buy? I got a Gucci jumper from A. 1645 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:14,400 Charity I love Gucci. I have a lovely hair Hair 1646 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,920 because I used to work in fashion in Milan. 1647 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,960 I have a lovely hair from Gucci Hair headscarf, right? 1648 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,320 Scalf. Yeah, it's scalf. 1649 01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:30,640 My head scalf. It's hello. 1650 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:36,720 Yeah, I got to run a show with four nights in the mark. 1651 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:40,360 Very exciting all. Right man, we finished the board 1652 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,600 about half an hour ago. No idea. 1653 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:49,600 We haven't started recording. I we haven't started recording 1654 01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:52,520 is on a par with it'll always get a bit of a laugh on a pod, 1655 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:56,120 but it's on a par with if someone's telling a story about 1656 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,920 something happened when they were younger. 1657 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:02,120 As in like, oh, I, I, if I had nightmares, I slept my mom and 1658 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:05,760 dad's bed, then you go. I was 17. 1659 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:07,400 Always gets a laugh. Yeah. 1660 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:11,200 Or if you put the age way older than what the story should be, 1661 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,720 always gets a laugh. Thank you. 1662 01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:29,080 Listen to what I know. So what's the thing again? 1663 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:35,160 It's got a wins fish. What person cycles the front? 1664 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:39,480 I'm giving you material for your show tonight. 1665 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,280 What if they don't want crowd work? 1666 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:44,160 This is the stuff you need. You tell them what a slipstream 1667 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,200 is. Slipstream I got to remember. 1668 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:51,840 You say, you say I used to wet the bed and then I turn 19 and 1669 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,080 stop. You know you do that. 1670 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,240 They'll love it. They'll love it. 1671 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,240 Oh, my son. How many wax his chest? 1672 01:11:58,280 --> 01:11:59,360 He's 21. Yeah. 1673 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:08,080 There you go. But I don't know if it's 1674 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:10,520 actually, I don't know if it is or that's a placebo thing. 1675 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:13,960 No, it is all right, because if you don't wax, what happens is 1676 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:16,680 the root of the hair stays in. So that will grow actually quite 1677 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,800 quickly. Same with armpit hair. 1678 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,560 You should always wax your armpit hair because if you shave 1679 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,120 it will be, it's the root that it's quite smelly. 1680 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,800 You know what I mean? You recognise hair armpits? 1681 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:30,760 Yeah. I don't. 1682 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,080 People always assume that I do. People think I'm one of them 1683 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:37,040 women. Yeah. 1684 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:44,160 Feminists. Yeah, yeah. 1685 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,840 But that's the thing where I go. Each their own. 1686 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,120 Oh, meet you. You know what I mean? 1687 01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:51,600 Unless you were married. Yeah, yeah, yeah, each of their 1688 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:52,600 own. But you know, if you're. 1689 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care at all, to be 1690 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,000 honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1691 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,320 I don't care, but I just don't like it. 1692 01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,280 I don't like it. The Patriot got me. 1693 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:03,080 I grew up in 1991. Like, yeah, hairless is that was 1694 01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:04,800 the thing like. What was the first CD you ever 1695 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,600 bought? Eh, keep on rolling by Limp 1696 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,080 Bizkit. Really. 1697 01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:10,760 Yeah, call roll so. Call who? 1698 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:19,000 It's called. It's called. 1699 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:23,840 It's called rolling. It's not called. 1700 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:29,800 Keep on rolling. Also rolling. 1701 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,000 Keep on rolling, rolling, rolling. 1702 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,120 Keep on rolling, rolling. It's definitely. 1703 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,400 Rolling. No. 1704 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:39,240 Yes, Shane, this. Song is called rolling, ROLLIN 1705 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,760 apostrophe. It's called rolling because he 1706 01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:46,720 goes keep. Rolling Keep. 1707 01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:51,960 Rolling, rolling, rolling. Yuki's grammatically speaking, 1708 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,440 right? He's in Limp Biscuit. 1709 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,440 The song is called Rolling ROLLIN. 1710 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,760 Did you ask me this just to get this out? 1711 01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,280 Is that? How could I have known? 1712 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,640 Could I say it on every pocket? Keep on rolling. 1713 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:06,320 Would be your first. Headscarf keep on rolling. 1714 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,760 Limp plate a biscuit. Only biscuit I'm getting today 1715 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:13,200 at this place, am I right? What was your first CD? 1716 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,840 Oh, love me for a reason, boys. Oh. 1717 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:22,520 See, that's your vibe, that's what you look like. 1718 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,440 What you say you would have guessed that if I only said. 1719 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:31,400 I get boys inconvenience. You don't have to do it. 1720 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:36,160 I definitely yeah. Boy band, your boy band esque 1721 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,120 Yeah, right, yeah, that's the vibe. 1722 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:40,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love me for a reason is that's a 1723 01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:41,440 great song. Unbelievable. 1724 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,440 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 1725 01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,880 You know, they're very old now. Apparently Keith Duffy is 1726 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,040 lovely, right? Like a lovely guy. 1727 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,160 Have you had him on the pod? Yeah. 1728 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:50,760 Oh, bless. Is he nice? 1729 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:54,320 Yeah, doesn't sound very nice. You haven't really said anything 1730 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:55,880 about them. Well, I just wonder. 1731 01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:57,800 I feel like you're setting me up for something here. 1732 01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:58,920 I'm not. We're not doing that on this 1733 01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:03,040 part, right? Tell me what we're doing, not 1734 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:07,840 doing on the pod, please. I better get like a prize or 1735 01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:09,320 something or like a treat at the end. 1736 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,640 You should not. You should not Sub zero 1737 01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:15,880 temperature apple in those biscuits you don't like are 1738 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:18,040 Detroit. You have a box of tea. 1739 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,240 I want a mug. I knew you wouldn't give me a 1740 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:22,280 fucking. We'll give you a milk. 1741 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,880 I want that size milk. Yeah, that's good. 1742 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:26,720 Is it? Yeah. 1743 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:29,720 Can I get one with just just with no graphic. 1744 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:32,480 No graphic on it, though. I don't want Shane's face on it. 1745 01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:34,440 She. Doesn't want the box of tea. 1746 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,080 I don't want. I don't drink tea. 1747 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,320 Do I drink mint tea? Oh, really? 1748 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,160 You like, do you only drink normal tea? 1749 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,000 Yeah. Milk. 1750 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:44,840 No, no milk in the tea. Oh, sorry. 1751 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:45,400 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1752 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,000 I don't know. But I haven't had cow milk in 1753 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,440 years and I'm not lactose intolerant. 1754 01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:50,640 Right? Yeah, No, no, I'm not. 1755 01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:53,720 AI don't like milk and I wouldn't eat any of this many 1756 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,120 cheeses either, no. No, no. 1757 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:56,800 No. So when did you stop eating 1758 01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:00,480 cheeses? 10 years ago. 1759 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:03,480 Wow. How to go back with a dairy. 1760 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:04,560 And then I went, no, it's not for me. 1761 01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,120 This can't. You know what, like maybe 1762 01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,360 somebody comes out of retirement, somebody retires and 1763 01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,680 they come out of retirement for a while and I realise why I gave 1764 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:14,520 this up in the first place. Michael Jordan, baseball, it's 1765 01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,960 not the right example at all. He played baseball. 1766 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,200 I know. For a little while I thought. 1767 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,560 I heard from basketball to play baseball and golf. 1768 01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:23,400 Now went back to basketball. Do you play God? 1769 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,280 We didn't retire twice from basketball. 1770 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:33,440 Fuck. Half points, half pointing 1771 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:36,640 fingers. You know what song they walked 1772 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,880 out to the Chicago Bulls? Oh, did you? 1773 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:40,080 Keep on rolling. What? 1774 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:55,600 Oh. He said you know, it's alright, 1775 01:16:55,600 --> 01:17:00,960 walk out to Chicago Bulls. I told you to, child. 1776 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:08,600 Oh well done. What's that one is? 1777 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:13,040 It I think that's just. That's me in the ground here. 1778 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:18,960 That's why I have it all right. It's true. 1779 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:19,960 It's true. You go. 1780 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,040 Here we go. I did want the grand piano he 1781 01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:23,760 wants to fucking get. It and you are. 1782 01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,280 You deserve one. I know you deserve one I know 1783 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:29,280 look at those freaky hands. You need those to be put to use. 1784 01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:30,280 You can just hold. I can play from. 1785 01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:33,560 Here if it's in personal I could. 1786 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:36,120 Do you play the musical insurance? 1787 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:37,680 Oh, none. No. 1788 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:39,080 Can you sing? No, I have to go. 1789 01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:43,000 Umm, I have to go. Do you? 1790 01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,960 Really. It's probably Simon, yeah. 1791 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,760 Simon's kicking off here. Do you want to bring him up? 1792 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,600 Go, Simon, to What do you think of that Lou shell, Simon? 1793 01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,080 He is actually really judgmental. 1794 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:02,920 He would hate it if they're plasticky. 1795 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:11,640 He'd be really insulted, Yeah. Umm, I'm just trying to think 1796 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:15,240 when your tour is compared to when the episode goes out. 4th 1797 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:18,960 The matches were bring it out. Oh, you really just show up? 1798 01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,480 Don't you fuck me. That's when you're bringing the 1799 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:23,480 tour, right? No, that's when this episode is 1800 01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:25,120 coming out. 4th of March is it? Yeah. 1801 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:28,400 Why'd you come right there? Because I asked them to elongate 1802 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,120 it, but actually it doesn't matter to be honest, because we 1803 01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:32,680 didn't need, we didn't really talk about tour stuff, so it's 1804 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,720 fine. OK, but any but we're going to 1805 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:36,320 link anyway. Yeah, exactly. 1806 01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,360 I'm not going to be fine. It'll be fine. 1807 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:42,120 Tour cells itself. Tour cells itself and all the 1808 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:44,680 promotion work in media I do, but yeah, totally. 1809 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:51,600 Let's redo the pod and only ask you stock questions about your 1810 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,680 tour. So the name of the tour? 1811 01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:54,200 Kyla. The name. 1812 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,320 The name. How did you go with that at 11? 1813 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,440 Talk about that for a second. Umm. 1814 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,480 But yeah, we'll we'll link into that to that tour. 1815 01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,240 Yeah, you should come and do some shows with me. 1816 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,760 I would love to. Be crack. 1817 01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,160 I think I'm doing big venues now. 1818 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,600 I don't know exactly, but I think I will try to use some 1819 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,080 bigger ones. So if I'm doing big ones, come. 1820 01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,040 I hate asking people whether they're like little venues. 1821 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:15,040 I would. Still be a better crack, 1822 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,040 wouldn't I would do either yeah me too because if. 1823 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,920 You're you know what a rising tide lifts all ships. 1824 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,320 That's lovely, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. 1825 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,560 Shane Todd sells tickets in the North. 1826 01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:27,600 That's what I think when I ask you on. 1827 01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:30,360 It's not really about abundance, it's more about personal gain. 1828 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:34,440 Umm, I want to thank you for this. 1829 01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:36,840 It's been the best podcast we've done all week. 1830 01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:39,120 I it's been the only podcast. Great joke. 1831 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:45,240 There he is again. The sun was 17 and I I've also 1832 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,840 enjoyed it. I wasn't expecting it to be like 1833 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:47,960 this, I thought it would be better. 1834 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:52,000 Yeah, yeah. It's been I'm comfortable at 1835 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:52,600 times. Yeah. 1836 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:56,080 There's been lols, There's been lols. 1837 01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,520 This is the biggest law. But there's been giddy bangs, 1838 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:02,880 and that's nice. We did it. 1839 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:04,080 We've done it. Thank you. 1840 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:08,840 Can I, can I, can I say this? Wish all the best in your 1841 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:09,600 future. Thank you. 1842 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,760 Can I wish you all the success in the world? 1843 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,360 Thank you very much. Keep on rolling. 1844 01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:19,040 Keep keep on rolling. Keep on rolling. 1845 01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,600 Apostrophe after the G. Past three after G Keep on 1846 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:24,280 rolling, Shane friends.