1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:40,840 You love it. Oh, hey, didn't oh, that's not 15 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,080 going to make a difference. Is that curtain? 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,000 Nah, Nah. And that's the start of the 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,200 episode where you hear the admin of me sending Michael here. 18 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,440 Should I just close that curtain to sort of help sound a bit and 19 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:58,800 area And he goes Nah, And that's the level we're on right now. 20 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,200 We're just going Nah because we're in the middle of moving 21 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,640 premises. And I think he used to be a 22 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,840 pharaoh. But at the same time, we're 23 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,520 moving because we're always on the move. 24 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:16,000 We're always one step ahead. And this is also boy town 25 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,800 headquarters where we do the boy town podcast. 26 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,640 I mean, a lot of you will know that if you're watching the 27 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,040 video version because it's it's exactly the same backdrop. 28 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,240 I mean, I don't think anyone was in the dark on that. 29 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:29,440 Only anybody was like, do you have two separate studios for 30 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,920 the boys on podcast and your own podcast? 31 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,520 Same place, different wall. OK, That's what we're doing. 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:39,720 We're moving walls. OK, I'm going through walls and 33 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:40,760 walls. Ice cream. 34 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,040 You know who? Bear Delight. 35 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,520 That always struck me as a really weird name for a flavour 36 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,520 of ice cream. Pooh Bear Delight because I 37 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:55,160 never think of it as Pooh, you know, like Winnie the Pooh. 38 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,880 Pooh Bears delight. It just sounds stinking to me. 39 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,440 Pooh Bears delight, guys, a top of Pooh Bears Delight. 40 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:06,480 Yeah, I used to work in a muse and there is more. 41 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:11,640 There is more to that statement. I used to work in a muse on the 42 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,480 Krigger Rd. Why did I? 43 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,760 Why did I work there? I don't know. 44 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:21,800 But I did do for a while and this was maybe nine year, 8-9 45 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,440 years ago or maybe not even that long. 46 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,400 I don't, I don't really understand years anymore. 47 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:30,080 But what happened was people used to come in all the time and 48 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,720 there was like a ice cream stand. 49 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,160 And it was always my biggest fear that people would want ice 50 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,880 cream because Full disclosure, I'm not a scooper. 51 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,800 I'm not a good scooper. I'm really bad at it. 52 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,680 And for some reason there was a lot of, let's just call them 53 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,560 hard lads that used to come into that shop, like tattoos in their 54 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:54,680 heads, bracelets, erections, you know, the these middle-aged guys 55 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,480 who would come in on a Friday night and I don't know why, like 56 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,720 they weren't all together by the way, but they always want that 57 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,560 ice cream. And I always thought that was 58 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,600 really weird because they were hard looking bastard. 59 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,400 But the guy would come in and go, all right, man gives a wee 60 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,360 toba, gives a wee toba bubble gum flavour there. 61 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,560 And I was, I'm not good at scooping ice cream anyway. 62 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,920 But when it's under the watchful gaze of a definite loyalist 63 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:19,600 paramilitary guy, I I I was always underway too much 64 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,120 pressure and I couldn't do like a nice full scoop. 65 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,200 It would always be like if you had a tablespoon. 66 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,920 And I was just like, I was digging on it and the heat of it 67 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,960 and the other weird thing and those weird start the podcast 68 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,160 Shut up, right? But another weird thing working 69 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,160 in that me it's right was this people used to come in. 70 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,080 Now I'm not from Craigie Road, right? 71 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,840 I'm not from there, but it wasn't that far away from where 72 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,160 I live. But places have different we 73 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,040 sayings. And if you're not from there, 74 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,640 you don't know what it is. And people used to come in and 75 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:51,080 go, all right, mate, then card, huh? 76 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,520 People used to come in with a card and go put things on that. 77 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,640 And I would say what? Sorry, I, I can't, don't 78 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,200 understand. And the guy would go, mate, give 79 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,880 us 10 things. No, I did not know what 10 80 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:10,960 things meant. OK, Things sound like some sort 81 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,600 of weird amphibian type guys from Lord of the Rings, the 82 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,959 Dings, you know, But these day, Michael, it's OK if you laugh 83 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:20,000 out loud, you're pressing a real giggle there. 84 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,080 Let it out, let it out. No, not overtone overdue. 85 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,600 That's disrespectful. But then these guys just come in 86 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:30,760 and say Dings, I'm looking things put on this and I didn't 87 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,280 know if that was code for getting wanked off. 88 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,480 And I find out one day that wasn't because I went and the 89 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:40,280 guy's like, the fuck you doing? I mean, it's boss journeys and I 90 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,040 still didn't put it together. Then I realised that's 100% 91 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,240 true. What they mean is if they have 92 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,240 their Translink card and they'll give us 10 things, it means 10 93 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,880 bus journeys. And they mean things because 94 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,040 whenever you press the wee thing to get off the bus, it goes 95 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,320 Dang. So they will go get 10 things. 96 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,800 So there you go. You learn something new 97 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,440 everyday. Welcome to episode 3 of Tea with 98 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:04,840 Me, she and Todd and I'm sitting here with the tea as always. 99 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,080 And the idea is you guys have a tea as well, wherever you are. 100 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:12,720 You could be on a scouts trip, you could be you could be 101 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,360 evading A murderer, you could be in prison. 102 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,240 You know, I like the idea. There's a couple of couple of 103 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,880 men and women in gaol. Listen to this on the on the poo 104 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,760 phone. You know what I mean? 105 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,880 Because hey, it's gone and that's how they get them in. 106 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,200 I always think that's weird when you hear people smuggling like a 107 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:35,840 lot of stuff in the gaol because say I had some muscly BA boy 108 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:41,240 boyfriend and he goes come up to my come up to visit NARS and 109 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,680 bring me, you know some contraband. 110 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:49,040 Then I think out of push the only thing I could really bring 111 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,320 for him would be like 1 paracetamol. 112 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,880 I couldn't smuggle loads of stuff. 113 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,000 Although I've got a colonoscopy so I feel like a couple of years 114 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,440 ago. I feel like there's room for a 115 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,440 little bit more there but not that much. 116 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:09,400 I feel like I could bring you like 3 paracetamol or I don't 117 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:17,560 know, like like honestly, like maybe a fruit, like I could 118 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,080 bring you a fruit, but then again, for just supposed to stay 119 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,480 in the fridge and I would be I would be providing the opposite 120 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,160 service. So I just think it's weird when 121 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,920 you hear that some guy got stopped for smuggling like 3 122 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:34,520 mobile phones in the Magalbury because you're going surely the 123 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,920 surely the, the, the money you make isn't worth like the 124 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,120 exercises that guy's having to do on a daily basis just to 125 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,200 widen the track, you know. So it's very weird when that 126 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,000 happens. Also, wasn't there a guy? 127 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,080 I wish I had the news story. There was a guy recently in one 128 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,520 of the local gaols who got arrested for smuggling stuff in. 129 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,240 But he was what? I like waddling in. 130 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,320 And they're like, yeah, no wonder he was trying to bring in 131 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:02,520 a fucking cattle. And the reason he was bringing 132 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,680 the kettle in is because the prisoners wanted to hear tea 133 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,000 with me. And that's fair. 134 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,160 I love tea. It's delicious. 135 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,560 This week, I don't have a fancy mug. 136 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,400 I'm drinking a Home Bird tea cup. 137 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,640 OK. Not a sponsor of the podcast, 138 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,760 just a local Cafe. And that's what we do as well. 139 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,680 We we support local on here. Home Bird is right below our 140 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,600 current offices. And I can say that no, because 141 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,680 we're moving out. Unless something goes wrong, we 142 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,520 have to stay here. And then everyone knows where we 143 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,240 are. I wouldn't like that. 144 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,160 That's what I say about One Step Ahead. 145 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,560 People are obsessed with where do they record the podcast and 146 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,720 the set. By the time you find out, we're 147 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,960 going, baby. OK, Leonardo DiCaprio, catch me 148 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,560 if you can. So, yeah, we're moving. 149 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:49,400 But Home Bird is just a local place that I'm and I'm there all 150 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,520 the time. I'm always there, a worker, you 151 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,680 know, I don't work there, but I'm there. 152 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,920 So we support local. That's what we'll do when it 153 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,520 comes to everything. When it comes to tea, we support 154 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,240 local. Unless you're a major tea or 155 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,600 drinks corporation, you want to sponsor this podcast, in which 156 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:08,920 case I'll ditch local fast and you can say money toast, show me 157 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:15,320 the money, you know. So we are three episodes into 158 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,520 the podcast. Got to thank everyone who's 159 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,800 listened so far. I'm enjoying a lot of just think 160 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:25,480 the added element of tea is really making me rediscover my 161 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,000 love for solo podcasts and we have guests on to Sam was on 162 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,280 last week for tour or cinema club. 163 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:33,559 What a nice guy, what a nice guy. 164 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,280 Nice cookies, yes nice cookies. Well, it was sort of an 165 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:41,559 unsavoury incident, no pun intended, when he brought the 166 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:45,080 biscuits in and Firefox Demi went out of his way to bring me 167 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:49,880 gluten free biscuits and I was fuming because I said Sam, 168 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,080 they're gluten free but there's dairy in them. 169 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,480 So the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away. 170 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,880 And I don't speak to Sam anymore. 171 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:02,400 So there you go. But Sam and I played in a 172 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:07,080 certain charity football match last week. 173 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,360 There might. What are you? 174 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,440 What are you looking at your watch for? 175 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,160 5 minutes in. 5 minutes in yeah and people want to hear but 176 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,200 look, I'm not going to spend too much time talking about it 177 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,520 because and I don't want to always. 178 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,920 I love football, but I am this isn't a football podcast you 179 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,360 know I mean it's not a football podcast. 180 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:27,120 I'm aware there is a lot of ladies who listen and there is a 181 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,360 lot of ladies listening right now. 182 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,040 I go, but what about can ladies also not like football? 183 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:39,160 Yes, of course you can, but that's one in probably 216, you 184 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:43,000 know and and fair enough. Look, I I want I want to be 185 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,360 woke. I'm so pressurised to be woke 186 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,600 Look in a panic. I'm going to agree right here 187 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,600 right now I'm going to start a women's football podcast. 188 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,920 OK, once every five years we're going to drop a drop a web 189 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:56,000 episode. But me and Sam played in this 190 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,760 match and it was for cystic fibrosis. 191 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:04,840 There's a, a local boxer, a guy called Kieran Mavarnik, who his 192 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:09,760 partner and has cystic fibrosis and needed, needed treatment. 193 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:14,520 Then they wanted to busy spread awareness of the condition, 194 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,280 which I, I didn't even know anything about it before. 195 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:20,720 And so we played in this game. I, I love playing in these 196 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,720 charity football matches because I just love playing football. 197 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,080 And you get to play with like ex Northern Ireland players, ex 198 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,560 Premier League players and it's nothing to them because they've 199 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,640 played at like Wembley and cup finals, have played at World 200 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,480 Cups. But the May, that's everything. 201 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,320 It's everything because I used to go and watch these guys play 202 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,720 at Windsor Park from Northern Ireland, Jim Mitchelton, Keith 203 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,480 Gillespie. And now we're just, we're 204 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,760 sharing a changing room and we're sharing a pitch and it's 205 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,400 amazing. Me and Sam go along and we're 206 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,400 the only two like non professional sportsmen because 207 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,080 it's a lot of boxers, a lot of footballers. 208 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,600 So we sort of just sit beside each other and changing room 209 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,800 like 2 foreign students, you know, we only know each other's 210 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,440 language and it's a language of creativity because we're both 211 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:10,480 artists and we sit there. Jared Little is picking the 212 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,440 team, OK? He was Cliftonville manager, 213 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,920 Irish League legend. He's picking the team and he's 214 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,080 picking like everybody he knows because why wouldn't he? 215 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,120 OK. And then he says we need a 216 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,600 striker, we need a centre forward. 217 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,800 And I said I'll do it. And then I cleared my throat and 218 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,480 I said I'll do it man. So I played up front and it was 219 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,080 that Seaview, couple of 100 people there. 220 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,040 And the good thing about playing these matches being me is 221 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,520 everyone knows I'm a comedian. So if I like, miss a shot and 222 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,680 land on my arse, everyone goes. He loves it. 223 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,640 You know, he's doing a wee comedy bit and only I would know 224 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,640 the truth that I know. I really was just trying to kick 225 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,360 the ball under the net so I can't lose in these games. 226 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,400 A playoff front. Jim Mitchelton, former Premier 227 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,640 League player, Northern Ireland legend, lays one off to me. 228 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,560 It's nil, nil. The ball lands on my left foot. 229 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,520 I look at the goal, Alan Bellini's, and that's former 230 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,680 Northern Ireland international Premier League keeper. 231 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,600 He's played against Thierry Henry, he's played against all 232 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,000 the legends, David Beckham, all those boys. 233 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,240 He's a wee bit off his line with a left foot. 234 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,280 No, I'm not left footed with the left foot. 235 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,440 Take a wee bit of a backswing and I just bend it over his bald 236 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:29,480 head. Yeah, wee bit disrespectful, but 237 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:33,040 you want to speak of disrespect. I'll tell you in a second, the 238 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,200 goal goes in, everyone goes wild. 239 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,800 Carl Fronting's closest player to me, high five with a Jackal. 240 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,480 I'm getting the respect of everyone. 241 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:45,680 The crowd go nuts and I just love it and have a good game. 242 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,680 They raise a lot of money. We do an auction, all good by 243 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,600 the way. At half time I'll play. 244 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,000 And he came in to me and he goes, you didn't mean that. 245 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,480 And I laughed and he didn't and he was basically like, don't 246 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,560 score a goal past me again. I was like, I probably won't, 247 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,840 you know, probably won't. But honestly, it was like it was 248 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,760 one of the best feelings I've ever had in my entire life. 249 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:10,240 Just scoring that goal means a lot to me and the reason And 250 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,080 people were like, mate, you're unreal. 251 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,800 They're doing a run out of 10 out of 10 game. 252 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,680 I was absolutely phenomenal. But I'm like for someone who 253 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,200 plays a weird amount of football, for someone who like 254 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,960 goes to training like once or twice a week, plays for a team 255 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,840 on a Saturday and has done since I'm like 11. 256 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,120 I'm not good at football. Like for the amount that like so 257 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:33,160 many times I've been offered to do something like work wise and 258 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,480 I've turned it down because I'm like, no mate, we're away to 259 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:42,720 Tollymore. Forest Times executives are 260 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:46,880 coming up to me with suitcases full of money going money toad. 261 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,960 All you need to do is a 20 minute voiceover for a brand the 262 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:56,120 butter and I'm going mate. I would love to, but we're in 263 00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:04,880 the last 16 of the Frank Mitchell Cup and macro felt, you 264 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,360 know, and I'm on the bench. So it's it's going to be a good 265 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,680 time. But I'm honestly like, like I 266 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:15,200 just enjoy football and not particularly like good at it, 267 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,520 but I enjoy it. I love it so much. 268 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:22,480 And it was, it's so funny that whenever, because the, the video 269 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,600 was recorded, I was like, I need video footage of it. 270 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,720 So I tracked it down. Honestly, I got it from the CCTV 271 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,000 cameras at Seaview Stadium. And that's not a joke. 272 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,240 The guy who does the CCTV sent me it. 273 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,400 So I, I put it up everywhere. Obviously I'm, I'm enjoying my, 274 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,640 my 15 minutes of fame with that goal. 275 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,280 And it's so funny that a Belfast live did an article on it. 276 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,440 And I'm speaking like obviously joking, but they're serious in 277 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,560 it about like describing the goal and, and and and what 278 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:56,200 happened in the stadium And what, what makes me violently 279 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:01,440 erect is the very odd guy like my age or younger on Twitter 280 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,480 who's like fuck up mate, your shape. 281 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:10,320 Am I? Oh, wait, wait, hold on a SEC. 282 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,560 Am I not world class at football? 283 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,560 Oh, right. Man, I didn't know that. 284 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,360 See, I thought I was unreal. Hey, if I was good at football, 285 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,160 I wouldn't have shared that goal 9000 times. 286 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:28,600 But there's a guy and his background is him in Marbella 287 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:33,680 with a Rangers top on and he's got a slit in his eyebrow and he 288 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:39,080 writes something like sure, made there was a fluke and all, hey, 289 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:44,280 let me have it, let me have it. But a great time. 290 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,680 We're not going to. I'm drawn a line under under it 291 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,160 here now, although I am sort of thinking I might play in the 292 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,280 Premiership. I might play in the Premiership 293 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,080 because I'm only, oh, I just turned 18. 294 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,120 So I might just do it. And I'm not being sly here. 295 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,920 A lot of African footballers do, which is just blatantly lie 296 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,080 about my age. Can I, Michael, can you do me a 297 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:06,720 favour? Right? 298 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:11,840 When you're editing this, can you put, can you put this 299 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,200 picture up of this guy? Find his name? 300 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,760 But there's this it'll, it'll come up on the screen here, 301 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,160 right? A picture of this guy. 302 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,560 This is so sly. But there was this guy who was 303 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:27,480 like, I think he might have been from Cameron and he was playing 304 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,760 for Lazio in Italy. And they were like, oh, he's 305 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,400 ripping it up in the youth leagues. 306 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,480 He's going to be a star in the future. 307 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,600 And then they showed a picture of the guy. 308 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,640 And no wonder he was ripping it up in the youth legs because he 309 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:48,320 was 53. I, I can't, I'll, I'll say I'll 310 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,680 send you the picture. But they put an image of this 311 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,560 guy up and he's wearing his kit and he's posing for the picture. 312 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,440 And you can just see in his eyes he's like, bollocks, I'm gonna 313 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,920 get caught out doing this. A cracker. 314 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:03,120 He was supposed to be 16 and he was a divorced father of nine, 315 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,839 you know, and I don't know what's happened to him since 316 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,319 unlike of course it hasn't worked out. 317 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,319 Football is a real like he's not a superstar because by the time 318 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:15,680 like he had to keep being in the youth team, you know, because he 319 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,640 was probably like here I'm I'm a pen, nearly a pensioner. 320 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,359 I need to be playing first team football now. 321 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,079 But the club were like, sure, you're only 6 teammate. 322 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,079 We'll bring up the first team in four years. 323 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:30,240 By the time he was first team age, he had plastic caps and 324 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:34,280 it's so enjoyable because like reading loads of articles in 325 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,920 this apparently, like in certain parts of Africa, they, they're 326 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,120 not as harsh on birth certificates, you know, they're 327 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,880 not as they're a bit more relaxed, you know, it's a bit 328 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,080 like, don't worry about it. You know, what age are you? 329 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,840 I that'll do, you know, someone's like, I don't know, I 330 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:52,880 might be, I might be 12 or I might be 19 in a lot of places. 331 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,040 They're like, fuck, it doesn't matter. 332 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,520 Whatever you want to be, you can be. 333 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,560 And that's kind of a forward thinking attitude because like, 334 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,840 that's the way it is now, like sexuality and stuff like that. 335 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,120 You know, a lot of these African governments are like, look, you 336 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,600 are what you are, what age you are, you know, and that guy's 337 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,360 like, kill him 30. And they're like, well, you 338 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,960 already bear in mind you're 84, you know, but you could be what 339 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,360 you want. And I love that attitude. 340 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,880 But there's no denying the fact that this guy was a lion 341 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,760 bastard, 1000% a lion bastard. And in his photo, which will 342 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,640 come up on the screen, you can just tell on his face that he 343 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,640 knows he's not going to get away with it for much longer, but 344 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,360 he's enjoying it while it lasts. And shout out to that guy who I 345 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,400 can only presume this was like 10 years ago. 346 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,920 I can only presume now has died of old age. 347 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,600 I look forward to getting into the first team here. 348 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,960 Yes, pass me pass. You're 98. 349 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:49,520 You're 98 years old. OK, enjoyable. 350 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,800 But I love playing in that game and so did Sam. 351 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,880 What a great time. And like, see, when I see photos 352 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,360 of it and stuff like photos from the March and all I get, I get 353 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,400 so like into it. I get so excited and I love it. 354 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,200 And a lot of people are going money told. 355 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,040 Did you score a hat trick at Windsor a couple years ago on 356 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,160 charity game? Yes, they're going when you're 357 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,080 playing against them field Legends last year, Did you get 358 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,720 yourself a bite upfront and then end up playing for them field 359 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,480 legends team even though you didn't play for Linfield? 360 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,280 Yes, but then they're also sent us. 361 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,520 I know. But when you played in that 362 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,600 little field Legends game against Korean Legends, did you 363 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,280 ever a bad game? And then you should have scored 364 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,400 one and you meant to kick it towards the net, but you kicked 365 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,720 it. Like I told you, throw in and 366 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,200 then your head went for the game. 367 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,080 And then even some of the Olympic players look pissed off 368 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,840 at you, which is weird because it was just a charity game that 369 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,200 that happened where a lot of them like not passing the ball 370 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,920 from then on in. And then you were just run the 371 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,280 bike, really just be in there like you're one of their sons. 372 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,440 Yeah. So you take the rough for the 373 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,320 smooth. But I'm world class at football, 374 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,280 I think. So there you go, man. 375 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:52,640 Also last week, last week was it was, it was Storm care, it was 376 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,880 storm care last week. And we survived, Michael, we 377 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,280 survived. Dennis is coming this week. 378 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,760 My dad, Storm Dennis is coming this week. 379 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,480 I mean storm care. It's funny whenever like you see 380 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,520 devastation in parts of the world and we have storm care and 381 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,600 it's like made you'll not believe that some guy in 382 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,880 Cookstown is Brian Ben fell over. 383 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,120 What happened then? Did he die? 384 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,680 Did a fall on his head? No, he just, he went out and he 385 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,880 picked it up. I'm I'm, I mean, it's going to 386 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,520 be boy who cried wolf. I'm not taking our storm 387 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,480 seriously. But now I've said that I will 388 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,480 probably die in one this month. That would be really me. 389 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,920 Like, I get mugged off a lot that I wouldn't be surprised if 390 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:37,960 one day a storm like took me up in the air and then it was so 391 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,080 like the wind was coming in all directions. 392 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,520 So I ended up just being like a balloon in the wind. 393 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,040 And people saw this and they were like live streaming it like 394 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,680 Belfast live or live streaming up. 395 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,680 They're like comedians stuck in the air. 396 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,440 And I'd be so undignified because I like for some reason, 397 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,080 for some reason I just have boxers on, you know, and I'm 398 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,600 just going all over the place and my hair's, my hair's all 399 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:06,000 like looking shit because I'm in a storm and, and I'm hungry, you 400 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,240 know, because I've been up there for like 3 days and I just keep 401 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,720 going from side to side. I would, I would hit that, but a 402 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,800 lot of it would give a lot of people enjoyment. 403 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,800 But when storm care happened, I was just having a wee, I was 404 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,560 having a wee snow day to myself. I was drinking the tea and I was 405 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,800 having a snow day and I was like, what am I going to do? 406 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:29,720 So I dusted off my all favourite tweet, which is guys, try and 407 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,560 avoid Lauren if you can, not because of the snow dot dot dot 408 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,960 something again. No, that's a that's a very funny 409 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,000 joke. Is it clever? 410 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Absolutely not, Absolutely not. It's as clever as those guys in 411 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,480 your class who took a took a Bible on the 11 plus, but 412 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,680 fucking hated those guys as I what? 413 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,880 No, I did do the 11 plus. I just did not do particularly 414 00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,880 well on it, but I did do it well. 415 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,400 No wonder it can do the 11 plus well because I was under so much 416 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,040 pressure because people that went there before me were like, 417 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,920 here, Do you know that there was a guy in our year who he was 418 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,680 stressed out because he didn't know the answer to something? 419 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,320 So he put two pencils up his nose and slammed his hair on the 420 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,200 desk. I was like, fuck, that really 421 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,680 happened. And they were like, yes, in 422 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,960 their school. So I always thought that that 423 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,680 was a real thing. And shout out to that guy. 424 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:27,320 What a way to go. What a way to go to the fucking 425 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:32,240 drastic, isn't it? X + 3 = 7. 426 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,640 This guy's like the fuck that. Give me those, give me those 427 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,840 two. HP's dead. 428 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,880 What a way to go out. That's terrible. 429 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,520 I don't even know if that really happened, but if dead, that's 430 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:45,880 horrible. I was trying to think of a joke 431 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,800 about sharp, but depends being sharp, but fuck it doesn't 432 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,160 matter. What was I saying? 433 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,280 Oh yeah, the guys didn't do that. 434 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:57,120 Plus there was I, I just remember all, everyone in our 435 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:00,640 class, all the tables, everybody was like revising, everybody's 436 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,320 working hard, getting into the zone for the 11 plus. 437 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,200 And I remember there just being like six to seven guys just get 438 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,240 a major, major chill on. I just remember there being a 439 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,680 group of guys who are like, you know what, I'm going to take a 440 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,280 back seat here. This one's not for me. 441 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,040 And then like the guy, I mean, some of them were fucking 442 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,720 Daffy's, but there was a couple of them who were like relatively 443 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,000 intelligent, but they were just like, you know what, I don't 444 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,280 need this pressure, man. You know, I'm 10. 445 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,680 Fair enough. It was the right way to go. 446 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,200 I don't even know if there should be exams for kids because 447 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,440 there's some kids who are just like not good at exams. 448 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,440 Like I, I was never good at exams, yet I'm highly 449 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,160 intelligent. So I don't even know. 450 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:46,520 Michael, ask me any question, any question, any subject. 451 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,400 How? Many. 452 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,080 Legs, by the way, only ask me a question that you yourself know 453 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,360 the answer to. OK, go ahead. 454 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,200 Many legs does every arachnet have. 455 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,000 How many legs does every arachnet have yet? 456 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,000 Yes. There you go. 457 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,160 Is that right? Yeah. 458 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,760 It's funny, but I said that wrong. 459 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,480 Meant to say 4, but hey, I got it right because I'm in. 460 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,240 Because in the back of my brain there's all. 461 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,600 There's a backup generator. You want to go one more? 462 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,040 In fairness, I'm not actually 100% certain that that is. 463 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,400 I don't know either. Correct all times I know over. 464 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,360 Spiders. Yeah, and they are. 465 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,520 This one has to be because they have been, eh? 466 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,400 It likes what is a scorpion? Interrected. 467 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:30,200 Depends how you talk to it, no. All right, Well, one for one, 468 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,840 that's all good. Umm, there was a Belfast 469 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:37,520 comedian on the Chase last week, Bruna Diamond and her cash 470 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,880 builder was good, but then she got really, really difficult 471 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,200 questions and the question she got wrong that sent her home, I 472 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,200 got wrong too. And it gave me flashbacks. 473 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,280 The time I went on Stephen Nolan's game show Panic Attack. 474 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,440 That was the name of the show by the way. 475 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:55,560 I'm not struggling now thinking back to it, Panic Attack hosted 476 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,960 by Stephen Nolan, I was about 19. 477 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,800 I jumped in for a question and it was like we surveyed 100 478 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,920 people mouth. That's probably didn't. 479 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:07,480 And it was sports played with a ball and they'd answered 5 and 480 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,320 there was one more to get and I jumped in confidently like a wee 481 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:14,240 19 year old dickhead and I went baseball. 482 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:20,480 And then no one was like no, nobody, no nobody knows baseball 483 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,920 in Northern Ireland. Yes, we sell a lot of bats, but 484 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,040 we're not selling balls, if you get my drift. 485 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,640 Not selling too many Mets. There's not too many Major 486 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,040 League Baseball enthusiasts in Belfast yet. 487 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:38,680 It's a city of 88,000 bats. So yeah, I got kicked off that. 488 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,280 But I don't, I don't know how we got on to this, but I just know 489 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,480 that sometimes in life you got to take the role for the smooth 490 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,200 11 plus. I, I honestly can't remember 491 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,000 what I was saying, but. But it's a good time. 492 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,880 Oh yeah, it was storm care last week. 493 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,560 So I I put out that I put out the Lauren tweet, I put it on 494 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,280 Facebook. I put it on Instagram because 495 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:05,760 because I am like some Pancras train station in London, a multi 496 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:12,720 platformed, you know, all the social media sites I do, apart 497 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,240 from tech talk, which seems to be for kids dancing on 498 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,160 paedophiles. So I don't I don't I don't do 499 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:24,760 that. And what's funny is a tweet I've 500 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,320 put up has never got that many likes or Instagram post either. 501 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,280 And I make that same joke every single year. 502 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,080 It's like an Anchorman is like we're going to the same party 503 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,360 for 12 years and nowhere is that depressing. 504 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,800 I'm putting out that same tweet for 12 years and it is wee bit 505 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:44,520 depressing. But it's so funny when people 506 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,280 take a thick like 47 year old women from Larne going actually 507 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,240 don't hang out. It's funny. 508 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:58,920 Is that not a world class joke of like, look, I do slag Lauren 509 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,520 a lot, mainly as Mike McGoldrick gets a bit slide that this one 510 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:06,320 because it's just me as myself. But also I take the piss out of 511 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,880 my hometown Hollywood all the time. 512 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,800 That's what the Mike McGoldrick videos are all about. 513 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,800 Me taking the piss out of certain people who who live 514 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,960 here. And Lauren, I'm not just saying 515 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,640 this. The people know the streets. 516 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,400 No, long as one of the best stops on the tour last year and 517 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:28,360 I'm coming back this year, might a lot of people just be going to 518 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,000 give me a dead arm potentially. But as long as we're paying in, 519 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,040 I don't care. But yeah, it's just it's just 520 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,960 it's funny to me when people react with seriousness to 521 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,520 something you've clearly not meant. 522 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,160 Like I it will never not be people really taking effect who 523 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,320 will really taking effect, you know, because I'm making like 524 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,760 kind of a class joke. I'm like, I don't mean class and 525 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,200 that's class, but your BMX is class. 526 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,240 Guys are going, your guys are going your stunt nuts. 527 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:05,520 Excuse me, Father Brian, but what I'm saying is this. 528 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,120 Hold on, Speaking of that, Speaking of BMX, as I have a 529 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,880 bone to pick with you, but I haven't actually brought up. 530 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,400 In many years. So we've been friends for what, 531 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,080 15 years 2000 and. 4. Since 2004 you you you. 532 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,280 You got that way too quick by the way. 2004 March 2004, right? 533 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,680 2004 you got a bone to pick me. It's BMX related. 534 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,840 I have no idea what this could be. 535 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,040 It's not not even BMX but just bikes Actually come back to me 536 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,240 now. I was thinking about it 537 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,680 recently. PTSD. 538 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,720 Do you remember you borrowed my mountain bike? 539 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,200 And then you'd had it for a while? 540 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:43,640 It was a yellow bike. And then I like maybe a few 541 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,360 months later, I was like, hey, man, wanted some cycling. 542 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,000 It's coming out this summer. You were like, my dad threw that 543 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,520 bike in the skip. But it's like how a good one, 544 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,720 you know? Your. 545 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,320 Stand up career hasn't really started yet. 546 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,840 But seriously, what about the bike? 547 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,720 And you're like no, my dad went and threw it in a skip. 548 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,400 It was broken. I say no, that was in perfect 549 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,600 working order. That's potentially the most 550 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,080 amazing thing I've ever heard. Let me borrow your bike. 551 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,600 Get on me. Bike back. 552 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,040 My father chopped it up. He's buried it. 553 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,520 I need to cycle to school. You can't. 554 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,920 I freaked. They got little pangs of oh, 555 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,800 remember that bike? Fuck, you've been carrying that 556 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,640 this around. I think that was not the bike 557 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,520 gets fucked out, but no no, it's carrying this. 558 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,320 It's in the lock. Well, first of all, let me 559 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,640 apologise. Secondly, I have very little 560 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,920 recollection of this. OK, all I want was a public 561 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,600 apology. That's fine. 562 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,800 You're going to get a public apology right now. 563 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:47,160 I apologise because I feel bad that you had such a ship. 564 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,560 Like how bad was it that I had one cycle on it and I was like 565 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,680 this isn't roadworthy. I'm going to do you a favour and 566 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,800 get rid of it it. Was maybe my second ever bike 567 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,240 like I did have a small BMS that's my first bike. 568 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,880 Did you prefix right with? What do you call them trick? 569 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,240 Yeah, trick nuts. No, no, with the learning wheels 570 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,040 on them, what do you call them? Stabiliser. 571 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:10,080 Yeah, disabilizer disabled. But did you give, did you lay me 572 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:16,040 it with a prefix of Hey man, you know what, this fucking go nuts. 573 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,200 I don't really need this back. I specifically was like can I 574 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,920 borrow this just for one journey? 575 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,840 Thank you. I think maybe like wanting to 576 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,480 get into biking or you know, you have some places to cycle. 577 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,280 Hey man, I've been in the biking since the year dot. 578 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,880 I've been in the biking since pussy was a kitten, my friend. 579 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,800 Didn't have your own bike though. 580 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,120 Yeah, I did have my own bike. It was probably just out of flat 581 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:39,640 tyre or something. It's not a cost effective 582 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,360 approach to maintaining bicycles. 583 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,000 I've got to scrape my handle on the handlebar, so let's go to 584 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,640 the dump and fuck. I'm really sorry about that. 585 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,520 Genuine question, would you like me to buy you a new bike? 586 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,560 No, I'll offer to live on the podcast. 587 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,880 I'm OK, I just I think the apologies has hit the wind. 588 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,320 Fuck, I'm so sorry that's been hanging over us. 589 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,000 But here's the thing. And we've talked about this in 590 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,080 previous podcasts and, and just in general, you need to have 591 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,560 conversations. That's what it's all about. 592 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,520 So I appreciate your bringing this to me, but in future if I 593 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:19,200 do anything that makes you very upset and and have this bottle 594 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,120 of anger for years, just just bring it to me, lay it on the 595 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,680 table and I'll try and make amends for it. 596 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,720 Yeah, if you can think of any day where I've not really been 597 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,680 myself or I've been a bit frosty with you, but there's no 598 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,040 apparent reason. When when frosty feels frosty 599 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,400 and well, I apologise and and you know I shouldn't answer to 600 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,320 shit buddy. It's cool the yellow bike have 601 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,600 no recollection. Yellow bike. 602 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,200 No recollection. No. 603 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,080 I'm sorry, so good. I'm sorry and this is a public 604 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,720 shout out. Did I borrow your bike and then 605 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,160 throw it out? Get in touch and let me know. 606 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,160 You did that bit in your show about your dad. 607 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,320 Make my lawn more. Yeah. 608 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,680 Your dad through my bike, Skip. Like that's probably he. 609 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,520 He might. Have thought it was a lawn more, 610 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,680 you know. So yeah, it's a bit like Harvey 611 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,880 Weinstein, you know what I mean? When he goes to court and 612 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,600 they're like, hey, if anybody else, if this happened to 613 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:15,160 anybody else, get in touch. So yeah, we need to figure out 614 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,040 if anybody else had their bike borrowed by me and then fucked 615 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,800 out. So, Michael, apologise. 616 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,000 Hello, Sippers. Which is what I'm calling the 617 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,720 listeners to this because it's Tea with Me. 618 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,960 You're taking a sip from your cup as you listen, taking a 22nd 619 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,680 break just to tell you that Tea With Me is sponsored by 620 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,040 Limelight Belfast, the most famous venue for live music and 621 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,480 club nights in the country. 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Thanks for listening. 633 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:25,320 Now back to the pod. We've got some listeners 634 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,080 questions to do. Fuck, I'm really glad we had 635 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,160 that conversation. Oh, for God's sake, some tweets 636 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,560 here about the goal. Still madness. 637 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,840 Yeah, do you ever did you ever felt that you ever be doing 638 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,320 something and you're com make conversation and you don't want 639 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,800 to stop to load up like kind of the thing you're doing and you 640 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,960 go so, uh, you know what I mean, But you've nothing that you've 641 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,160 nothing instantaneously to follow it up with. 642 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,760 Well, I don't right now because I'm just loading. 643 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,800 I say there's a person asking me to do that thing again that I 644 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,440 mentioned earlier doing it on so many platforms. 645 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:09,400 Umm, there is no questions on Twitter because I did not ask 646 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,360 anybody on Twitter to give me questions. 647 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,639 So that would make a lot of sense. 648 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:19,199 But we have Instagram questions and straight away Sam Holiday 649 00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:22,719 from Tudor, he shared the post for last week's podcast because 650 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,239 we were we were recording this last week. 651 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,440 Get the kettle on and give this a listen to you for having me 652 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,159 on. I love that. 653 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,840 And some Tudor fan accounts in like Brazil have also been 654 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:37,840 tweeting it, which is cool. John Moran says where would you 655 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,280 rank Belfast comedy scene in the whole of the UKI don't really 656 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,880 know much outside of here, but I can't see it being better. 657 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,840 Well, John, First off, fucking love that attitude, partner. 658 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,560 I love that a lot. You're like, I don't really know 659 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,320 anything about comedy anywhere else, but I guess we're the best 660 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,720 personally. Well, I'll prefix it with this. 661 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,360 I, I'm not a fixture on the comedy scene anywhere else. 662 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,960 Like when I was starting out, I would have made regular trips to 663 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:12,480 London, down to Dublin to do club nights and go to 5 minutes 664 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,960 here there. And I don't, I don't do that 665 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,320 anymore because. You'd. 666 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,880 You'd be spreading yourself too thin and be it'd be like 667 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,800 spinning too many plates. They're going to smash and 668 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,400 you're going to have to get a dustpan and brush. 669 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,840 So what I like to do is just focus on Belfast and then I can 670 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,800 go and do solo tour dates in these places and that just works 671 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:38,360 easier for me. So I can't say that I'm going to 672 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,640 watch club nights in other places because unfortunately I 673 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:49,320 just don't get over to do that. But I probably, I probably this 674 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:55,400 year I will have done more club nights in America than I will in 675 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,480 England or down South. I think from seeing the comedy 676 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,240 over there in, in New York recently, they have way more 677 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,720 comedians, obviously because it's like the comedy capital of 678 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,520 the world, New York and LA, Well, probably New York. 679 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:14,120 And then I would say the style is, is different because over 680 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,720 there it seems to be a lot more low energy. 681 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,080 Whereas I think we're because crowds over there are used to 682 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,600 going to see so many live shows of all varieties. 683 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,720 I think our crowds, people like myself included, we don't go out 684 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:31,800 and always see a load of stuff. You're very picky about MO maybe 685 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,320 go and check this out. Whereas in places like New York, 686 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,120 LA, people just go out and see what's happening, whereas we 687 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,200 don't really. We plan nights out nine months 688 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,200 in advance, you know, need to get a babysitter for our child. 689 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,960 So that's a long winded way of saying, I think sometimes we're 690 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,520 used to slightly rowdier audiences here, or we used to 691 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,680 be, or we came up with radio audiences. 692 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,080 So it means like your energy has to be higher because we go on 693 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,080 stage and it's almost like beating someone to the punch. 694 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,440 Like you're going on stage with the attitude of if anyone 695 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,200 heckles, I'll make you cry, you know. 696 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,800 So the, the, the, the styles are always different. 697 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,400 But I would say point for point audience reaction, meaning like 698 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:19,000 the way the audiences respond in the clubs, I'd say Belfast is as 699 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 good, if not better than anywhere I've seen. 700 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,280 And I'm not just saying that because people like John saying 701 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,720 that their people are noticing people from here that go and 702 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,920 watch comedy and other places are coming back on. 703 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,160 It's better here. And I think the reason that is, 704 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:40,840 is because people like myself, like Colin, like Mickey, are 705 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,120 touring the UK, Ireland, further afield. 706 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,560 But we're always, always just doing the local clubs. 707 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,240 So you become a regular, we're comfortable in the places and 708 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,840 the audience are like, off I go and see this club, this guy will 709 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,400 probably be playing. And that's a good thing I think. 710 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,880 But I think I would rank Belfast very, very, very, very highly. 711 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,400 I mean, like everywhere there's, there's good and bad, there's 712 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,440 good and bad. But I think the good is really 713 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,640 good and then the bad usually isn't actually that bad compared 714 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,920 to when when you go to other places. 715 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:22,160 So I'd rank it pretty high. One flying Irishman says first 716 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,000 world problems that are a pain in the hole. 717 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,000 When you order avocado on toast and they bring it out sliced 718 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,480 instead of smashed. Absolute travesty. 719 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,080 That's an opinion splitter. I know exactly what you mean. 720 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,640 When you order avocado on toast, sometimes they will slice it as 721 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:44,160 though it were. So it like, like they slice it 722 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,960 like we bit the bread, they slice it like we segments, like 723 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,280 like oranges. They slice it like segments of 724 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,160 oranges. Whereas some places, you know, 725 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,320 the guy, just the chef just takes it outside and, you know, 726 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,720 jumps on it. And I got to be honest, I don't 727 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,880 have a preference. Sometimes when they smash it, 728 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,440 they can add cheeky things into it. 729 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,200 And I don't always like that. Like seeds. 730 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,960 I don't need seeds. I'm not trying to grow a tree in 731 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,080 myself maybe. That's maybe the seeds are 732 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,200 already there and they take them out. 733 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,000 What maybe? The avocado. 734 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,880 Seeds. No. 735 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,400 There's no such thing as avocado seeds. 736 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,360 Apart from the big monster fuck off. 737 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,360 Seed in the middle of it. You know what I mean? 738 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,160 The the the testicle. Yeah, the the avocado stone. 739 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,440 That's a dirty bastard, that stone, isn't it? 740 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,440 Like nobody wants it. What do people do? 741 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,000 Well, you could improvise, you know what I mean? 742 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,040 You save up 12 avocados, you get those stones, you put a slight 743 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:44,040 hole through the middle of it. String, you know what I'm 744 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:44,880 saying? You do the mouse. 745 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,680 Keep up. Yeah, I get, I get the point 746 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,760 here where I guess it'd be better if places made it clear 747 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,160 what you were going to get. So if you order the avocado, 748 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,520 excuse me, would you prefer that smashed or sliced? 749 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,120 And that sounds like sex code. But. 750 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,880 But yeah, I mean, I guess if you have one preference to be 751 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,720 annoying to get the other. But I I don't mind either, Nick. 752 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,080 In different. In different, yeah. 753 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,080 Museum avocado is one of them. Things that don't really mind if 754 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,600 it's there, Don't miss it if it's gone. 755 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:20,040 I like avocado because it it's got a lot of good fat calories 756 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,440 in it. So it's good to sort of keep you 757 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:27,840 keep you meat. Yeah, it's good to keep you meat 758 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,800 because I am meat. Have you seen Will Smith's film 759 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,520 I Am Legend? Well, I am meat. 760 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,600 I am mate. What? 761 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,880 So yeah, that's all good. Glen, Joe says. 762 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,800 What's your go to McDonald's order? 763 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,880 Fill it a fish sounds very NBC in the mambo. 764 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,400 A lot of people would pin the mambo cheeky down as being a 765 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,240 fellow fish guy. What if? 766 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,040 No, that's, that's, that's such a big no. 767 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,920 He wants to be the Philido fish guy. 768 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:01,000 He's a bit of a Philido fish guy, if you know what I mean. 769 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,720 No, I've never had a Philido fish. 770 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,800 I hate, I hate the sheep. There's almost square and they 771 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,480 look stinking and I've never had that. 772 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,920 My go to McDonald's order. You're chatting with someone who 773 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,600 maybe has McDonald's twice a year. 774 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,360 I used to be in the McDonald's and now I'm like, I don't 775 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:26,120 really, I don't really go as much because I like this. 776 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,160 Although McDonald's is sitting, I guess I like to just sit down 777 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,760 and enjoy a long meal. I'm more, I'm like an Italian 778 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,200 grander. I like to sit down with a glass 779 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:39,760 of red, you know, with all my grandkids and in a vineyard and 780 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,960 have a long meal. That's what I'm into, long meals 781 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,400 with friends. And I just for whatever reason, 782 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,120 I just don't go to McDonald's that often. 783 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:51,520 But my go to order would probably be beg Mark meal. 784 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,240 And a lot of listeners know I have a gluten sensitivity and 785 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,200 they're going, are you just having the burger? 786 00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,480 The very old time? If I've had a few drinkies, I'll 787 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,000 have a little bit of, let's call it cheeky gluten. 788 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,520 So if I was going to right, although some European cities 789 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,640 you can get gluten free Big Macs, but say that wasn't an 790 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,400 option, I'd go fuck it, let's live dangerously. 791 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,800 I'll get a gluten, I'll get a Big Mac. 792 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,600 Give me fuck, give me extra gluten. 793 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,800 Go gluten, right, go, go extra gluten. 794 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:26,480 I want a Big Mac with just the burger and lettuce and Pickles, 795 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:32,040 not nothing else. I want chips and I want a Coke 796 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:36,280 and I also want 6 chicken Nuggets with a BBQ dip. 797 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,440 That's what I would get. That's part of the reason why, I 798 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,600 mean, I love stag do's, right? Stag do's are fun. 799 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,560 You're having fun with your friends in the sun. 800 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,880 I like it. They're laid back, they're 801 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,440 enjoyable. And you don't get to go on those 802 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,360 kind of trips anymore that you went to when you were younger. 803 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,920 So when you're going to stag do, you're all like, yeah, we're 804 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,400 young guys. And then you see young, younger, 805 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,800 younger guys on the beach and you go, Nah, we're not them, you 806 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,160 know. And but when you're on a stag, 807 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,840 for some reason, you have McDonald's every night. 808 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,920 So it's a nice stag treat basically. 809 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,480 And call me a fellow fish guy. I'm just looking at Glenn 810 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,720 Lindsay, who's a friend of the boy town podcast, but hasn't 811 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:21,360 been established as a tea with me friend yet for calling me a 812 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,400 fellow fish guy. Glenn, you look like sort of guy 813 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,840 who at the counter McDonald's would would order a cock. 814 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,480 And a Diet Coke, Jomo Francois, don't know what's the real name 815 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:41,000 there says if you could become any cult footballer for a day, 816 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,160 who and why would you be? Myself because I'm a well known 817 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,120 established cult footballer and people kept calling me that 818 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,680 during the game, which is weird. From the stands. 819 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,880 Cult cult. What a cult. 820 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,840 Stupid looking weak cult. So probably myself or Kara 821 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,160 Poporski, Matt Thompson says. Have you had any? 822 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,520 Here we go. Have you had any attention from 823 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,720 Premier League clubs after the scenes at the charity game on 824 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,320 the at the weekend? Big guy? 825 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:14,160 Let's just say I'm trying to be as how can I be as cryptic as 826 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:20,920 possible about this? Umm, if I were to say Guy 827 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:29,720 Chester United, Guy Chester United meal Chester United have 828 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:34,920 not been in touch but Chimney Corner have, so that's all you 829 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,560 need to know. Look, I've got a long term 830 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,440 contract with Dundrum United in the Newcastle County Down 831 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,240 Premier League. You never know what football, 832 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,120 it's a funny old game, let's just see what happens. 833 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,760 But what I will say is I love the club, will love the lads 834 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,080 there and then I'm just looking forward to the end of the 835 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,600 season. This is turning into a press 836 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,040 conference. It's a press conference, yeah. 837 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,240 You got any questions for me? Speculation. 838 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,600 There's there's been speculation, but I'm just 839 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,960 focused on helping the team achieve as high a league 840 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,840 position as possible and just fully focused on this club and 841 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,160 I'm really enjoying my football at the minute. 842 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,760 Cheers for that Mad Johnny, Lindsay says. 843 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,840 Do you have the coronavirus? You're nasty. 844 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:24,360 No, no, Weggy, Dave says. Ever scored a good goal in a 845 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:29,640 celebrity football matchmate? Ha ha, Vicky Allen says. 846 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,080 And Vicky Allen has been in a lot of our sketches. 847 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,520 She's in Belfast Blues, she's in her big Lambeg drum sketch. 848 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,440 And Vicky is a a fine actress. And Vicky says. 849 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,280 What will be your ideal Valentine's date day, stroke 850 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,880 night? Will this podcast be our 851 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,800 Valentine's week next week? So is that one of this well? 852 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,920 It's tryna what? Do you know this? 853 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,400 Two days time as in a two days time now when this comes out. 854 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,240 It's two days time from now. Yeah, but now is in like real 855 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,760 life. No fake life. 856 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,960 Fake life, yeah. Real life like today, I get on 857 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:15,440 this Friday. Oh hey, oh lucky, I got presents 858 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:22,080 on plans and my deal. Valentine's Day stroke night 859 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:26,880 would be this. In the morning I get a haircut. 860 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,760 Nice haircut by Mikey, OK over at Harmony Hair and Bangor. 861 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,920 Back inside, shaved scissors on top. 862 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,840 He wields me around the chair, shows me a mirror, and I say 863 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,160 bingo darling, give him a kiss on the cheek, walk out. 864 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,400 Then I go for a nice lunch somewhere. 865 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,400 Nice seafood lunch by myself, OK? 866 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,320 A lot of shellfish, a lot of red wine. 867 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,960 I drive home. 3-4 bottles of red wine. 868 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,760 Drive home. No, my ideal did for Valentine's 869 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:03,280 Day is nice food somewhere relatively quiet, but not 870 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,360 weirdly quiet. I'm all about that level of 871 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,240 noise in the place. If it's too light, I can't hear 872 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,640 you talking. I'm not interested. 873 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,600 If we feel like we have to whisper, not interested. 874 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:16,720 Let's have a little bit of on be honest, but I can't reveal 875 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,320 where. No already. 876 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,560 Well, it happened. I was going to say I can't say 877 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,160 where I'm going because I'm going somewhere, but it will 878 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,560 already have happened, so it's fine. 879 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:31,040 But what if people can go back in time, crash the date? 880 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,920 Let's just say I'll be going to a nice little restaurant in 881 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:39,960 Belfast, OK, in the country's capital and, and it was a good 882 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,480 time and I had too much to drink and I was sick in the shoe. 883 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,960 I don't know. I'm not like I like to. 884 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,320 I like to do things like go on dates with my wife to places 885 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,920 that aren't like the usual thing, you know what I mean? 886 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,200 I like to take a frisbee and get a flight to Berlin. 887 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:05,200 Let's just play frisbee. And not that I don't know, I 888 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,240 like dates. Dates are good. 889 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,520 Dates are good. Part of my first ever did Strand 890 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:16,280 Cinema P7. The girl I was going on date 891 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,840 with brought her best friend but didn't tell me that she was 892 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,920 bringing her friend. And yeah it was just three of us 893 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:27,680 and I had a fiver and it was, I want to say it was £2 in. 894 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,160 So I thought I was going to pay my ticket hers and have a pound 895 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,000 for us to split a packet of wine gums. 896 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,920 But her mate was there and I was like I'll pay for everyone. 897 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:42,360 So I had to then borrow a pound from her mate for half of her 898 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,080 ticket and I paid half. So I had no money for sweets and 899 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,960 her mate got sweets, shared them with her but didn't offer me 900 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,000 any. And I was like, fuck some 901 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,360 problem. I paid half your ticket here. 902 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,320 Went to see the parent trouble, Lindsay Lohan, Not with Lindsay. 903 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,520 My first date wasn't with Lindsay Lohan. 904 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,920 OK, yes, we went out for a while in the early 90s. 905 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,560 It was a crazy, weird time, but it just wasn't ideal. 906 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,360 And I also, the shirt I was wearing for some done stores and 907 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,560 looking back on it wasn't sweet in any way. 908 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,800 And I was probably wearing too much aftershave because I never 909 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,200 worn aftershave before. And I thought you put it on more 910 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,440 like a bomb as opposed to a little spray. 911 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:23,360 Gary Fletcher says. Is it true that your wedding 912 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,760 venues, too, came more expensive now because the money towed out 913 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,000 his wedding reception there? I would say so. 914 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,760 I would say that's more than double the price. 915 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,600 OK, weird message there. It's not a podcast question, but 916 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:46,200 it's creepy from someone I don't know who's a guy and probably 917 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:53,680 wants to fuck me but won't. Eh, right. 918 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:59,640 What? No, it's not eh, no, no, it's 919 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,960 it's like it's not creepy enough to be weird, but it's like 920 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,360 inoffensive enough to be like, but what are you really 921 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,320 thinking? Hard to describe to you after. 922 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:15,040 Hey, Dominic Mcquillan says Gaelic football because I've 923 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,200 asked for topics and questions. He goes Gaelic football. 924 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,000 Would be good to hear your opinions as a simp. 925 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,560 St. Paul's player not St He's gone 926 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,760 Saint. As a Saint Paul's player you 927 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,440 might migold a video by Gaelic class. 928 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,760 Well first of all, thank you for that. 929 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,960 Yes, Saint Paul's would be my local parish where I was born, 930 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,920 but I don't live in Hollywood anymore so if I was going to 931 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,520 introduce myself to the Gaelic industry, I don't know what 932 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,000 club. Presumably some polls wouldn't 933 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,840 let me transfer anywhere else because they'd be like. 934 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,640 If you're planning for anyone, you're planning for us big man. 935 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,320 My opinions in Gaelic football are this. 936 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:52,040 I would maybe watch a game a year on TV. 937 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:56,120 Like I watch maybe the Sam McGuire or like if there was 938 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,800 like a maybe a big dying game on TV, maybe I'd watch that. 939 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:03,040 I'd probably watch less now than I used to, used to like watch a 940 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,160 game a month. But I would I would kind of go 941 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,920 to games like run where I live, there's a couple of teams that I 942 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,040 have like a wee link to. So if the weather's good Sunday 943 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:16,080 afternoon or whatever, or like Friday night or something, go 944 00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,520 watch that. But yeah, I think it's a, it's a 945 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,120 sport I enjoy watching on TV as opposed to hurling, which I just 946 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,120 can't follow on TV. It's too fast-paced. 947 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,400 I can't, I can't do it, eh? Jordan says. 948 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,240 Would you rather sit on a cake and a deck or sit on a deck and 949 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:37,600 a cake? Umm, oh, that's the sign of me. 950 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:43,680 Oh, eh, that's a good question. Would I rather sit on a deck and 951 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,520 a cake or set on a cake and a deck? 952 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:51,960 I'd rather sit on a cake and a deck because as the old saying 953 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,480 goes, what's what's in front of you won't pass you. 954 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,280 Is that right? So I think, well, the good thing 955 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,360 is if I sat on a deck and a cake, I could make more money 956 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:05,440 taking stuff in the gaol because let's just say the floodgates 957 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:10,360 would be open. But I don't know, because like, 958 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,840 if I'm sitting, I quite like sitting. 959 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,400 A cake would be nice squishy. It's cushioned. 960 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,760 I would maybe enjoy that, but but I don't know. 961 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:22,880 Either way, it's a party. Samuel No Seamus Gilmore, not 962 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,320 even nearly that says I'm a 14 year old pupil. 963 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:31,120 You've said this girl. I'm not going to name it for no 964 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,720 reason, but just like, you know, when you're a 14 year 14 pupil, 965 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,320 just sometimes, like, don't advertise where you're at, You 966 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,440 know what I mean? And he's saying he's currently 967 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,720 studying journalism for A level. I'm texting to ask you. 968 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,040 Could you answer two to three questions that could help me 969 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:50,880 with a piece of my coursework? I mean, it's already a podcast 970 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:55,080 question. But yeah, I mean, go ahead. 971 00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,120 Weird. But no problem. 972 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,640 If I can help you, it'll do it. Luke says. 973 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,640 What was it like to play with Carl Frampton? 974 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,160 Eh, it was really cool. He played in that charity game 975 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,120 that I don't know if I meant that I mentioned on the podcast 976 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,360 yet because I meant to talk about scoring the the Wonder 977 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,360 Goal TV there was talking about. And yeah, it was great because 978 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:19,920 I'm also see a Frampton fan been to see his fights in Manchester 979 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,320 and in Vegas and he's just thoroughly nice guy. 980 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,360 And he was he was really good because he's got a big fight 981 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,640 coming up. So I was like, I don't think 982 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,240 he's going to play. And then someone told me he's 983 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:31,080 just going to do referee. But he played and he was a 984 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,880 speedy winger, he was a, he was a gazelle running up and down 985 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,080 the line and. Did you ask him can we go back 986 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,680 to his house? Can we go back to his house? 987 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,040 Remember we went and shot a video in his house and like. 988 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,920 It was pheasants running about. Yeah, there's pheasants running 989 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,520 about. There was peasants outside 990 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,240 asking for money. People were like peasants 991 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,760 inside, peasants inside. Because you could tell that we 992 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,920 are not guys from, let's just say, a wealth background. 993 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,920 Because we went into the house and we were like, whoa, like, I 994 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,400 probably like, oh, looking up, but like looking up at all the 995 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,120 rooms. And it was class and there was a 996 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,960 gym in it. And we thought it was class. 997 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,720 And none of us wanted to go home. 998 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,440 And it was cool. And we'd like to go back. 999 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,480 Not even for a video. You mean could we just go back 1000 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,560 and just sit in it? It's time. 1001 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:12,880 Yeah, yeah. I thought you would mention it. 1002 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,920 Yeah, no, but I will ask now. It won't be weird if I just text 1003 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,560 him and go. Me and Michael looking to come 1004 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,960 up to your house. Nice to see you. 1005 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,240 I said. What do you want to film? 1006 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:20,800 I go. Nothing. 1007 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,280 Yeah, it was cool to play in that game with him, Spugler 1008 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,800 says. Get Connor Burns on Get Burns on 1009 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,560 the podcast. I mean, that'd be good fun, but 1010 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,880 but Burns, he's a busy man, you know what I mean? 1011 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:40,200 He's got fights coming up, he's training and all that sort of 1012 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:45,000 thing, eh, Steve O says, have many people not got Belfast 1013 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,960 Blues? And hold on, let me just check 1014 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,680 something. Yeah. 1015 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,200 How many people knock off Belfast Blues? 1016 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,520 Yeah, although it I think it's something you either like or 1017 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,160 don't like. I don't think people I don't 1018 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,160 think you don't get it, if that makes sense, because there's no 1019 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:07,120 where, you know, somewheres Anderson films I don't get I get 1020 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:12,280 Belfast Blues and I get why some people might not love it because 1021 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,720 it's definitely. But it was always going to be 1022 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:18,200 like a cult level thing, you know. 1023 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,080 I mean, it wasn't going to be something that if you like a lot 1024 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,400 of my sketches, you weren't instantly automatically going to 1025 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,960 like it. But we definitely could have 1026 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,200 played it away, could have played it in a way which would 1027 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:34,640 have made it a lot more shareable. 1028 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,920 Let's say that there's almost like a wee bit of a formula, I 1029 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,480 think with local audiences or things that you can do or say 1030 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,640 that you know, will. You can play it for likes I 1031 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:49,480 think, or you can or you can go actually, this is just the way 1032 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,400 we want to do it. So I would say definitely people 1033 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,760 either didn't get or maybe expecting something else, but 1034 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,680 the people who did like it, liked it watched every week. 1035 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:04,800 I think the big takeaway thing from it was that we would put 1036 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,960 out the say we were doing some 5 episodes again, we would put it 1037 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,720 out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, because the 1038 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:14,160 time in between people can forget about it, lose interest 1039 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,600 or forget what happened the episode before. 1040 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,760 So I think when we're doing more of it, which we definitely want 1041 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,320 to do because it was such good crack to make. 1042 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:27,080 And I think we we will just do like nightly episodes for a week 1043 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,480 or something like that. So yeah, I think there was 1044 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,480 definitely people who were like, you know, I like this video, but 1045 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:36,040 this wasn't for me. And, you know, that's definitely 1046 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,120 fine. You know, people who like, 1047 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,880 apologise, they're like, man, I'm so sorry. 1048 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:44,200 But like, I just didn't like it. It's like, no, that's good, you 1049 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,360 know, because you're doing, you're trying something a bit 1050 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:51,120 different. And, and yeah, I mean, I, when I 1051 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:54,040 watched all the edits, I was like, Yep, that's funny to me. 1052 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,000 And sometimes you just got to do stuff that's funny to you. 1053 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,200 So yeah, we're going to do, we'll take a break from it 1054 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,640 obviously for a wee while. And then maybe later in the year 1055 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:07,200 we'll do, we'll do some more and bring some new villains into it 1056 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,360 and stuff like that because, yeah, it was a lot of fun. 1057 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:15,160 Thank you very much for everyone who submitted a question. 1058 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,320 I've got a couple of quick things to plug before we go. 1059 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:24,280 One of, well, especially because of what I had to do to eat that 1060 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:29,160 cake and but at least I can put my avocado still not there and 1061 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,160 I've got what, 12 of them? Well, we'll start with start 1062 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,760 with it and see how we go. I want to plug my show in the 1063 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:40,360 waterfront hole, which is on the 3rd of October, a brand new 1064 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,400 stand up show from a tour. Somebody told me the tour, my 1065 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,800 tour might be announced by the time this podcast is out. 1066 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,280 I'm not totally sure. But if you want to come to the 1067 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,600 big waterfront show, you can do tickets on the waterfront 1068 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:54,160 website. And if you went last year, more 1069 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,360 of the same. We're just having the lols and 1070 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,560 we're having fun. Maybe I'm wearing some sort of 1071 00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,280 shirt, I don't know. Who knows what's going to 1072 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,880 happen. But yeah, you can get tickets 1073 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,200 for that. It's I wouldn't say it's just 1074 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,560 about the sell out, but I would say it's headed that way, way 1075 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,640 before the time. So if you want to go just get a 1076 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:18,400 ticket, you know, I need to plug this podcast, all versions of 1077 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,160 it. If you want the audio version of 1078 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,240 it, you can get it on like Anchor, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, 1079 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:29,840 SoundCloud, under under, under a carpet in tomb. 1080 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,400 You can get it. If you want the video version, 1081 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,280 it's on YouTube. If you want to pour yourself a 1082 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,440 nice cup of tea and watch along, you can do that on YouTube. 1083 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:41,480 Just search tea with me or Shane Todd and you'll find it. 1084 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,560 Not just that's just the way it is. 1085 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,800 I've got gigs going on. I need, I need to redo the 1086 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,040 website. Must talk to you about that, 1087 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,040 Michael, because you can advise me on that. 1088 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,840 My website just needs to be simpler. 1089 00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:54,520 It looks, it looks. Yeah, I know. 1090 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,320 But, you know, you got to try these things. 1091 00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:01,680 I've got to thank Michael Foster for, you know, just forgiving me 1092 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,000 after stealing his bike. Well, not stealing it. 1093 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,080 I took it and then got rid of it, which is kind of the same 1094 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:06,680 thing. Yeah. 1095 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:10,200 It is worse. So Michael does a lot of video 1096 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,880 stuff. Michael Foster, TV, if you want 1097 00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:17,000 to book him to film like a fight, a fist fight you're 1098 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,240 having in the garden with your cousin, male or female, if you 1099 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,360 want to book him to maybe you want to remake the film Speed 1100 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,320 with Keanu Raised, but you're in it. 1101 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,160 Maybe you're a church youth group who just wants to do that. 1102 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,640 Slight observation completely off the side here, but I just 1103 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,600 think a lot of Christians I knew back in like secondary school 1104 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:41,760 age sweated a lot. And that was not new with their 1105 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,200 weight. And that's just, I don't know, 1106 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,920 apologies. Scared of the devil. 1107 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,160 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1108 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,680 Because everyone's sort of Man United. 1109 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,880 So they all had Red Devils on their on their shirts and stuff. 1110 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:51,760 Yeah. They're panicking. 1111 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,840 So yeah, book, book him, book him to do that. 1112 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,280 And Dan Quick produces this podcast. 1113 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,080 But Dan is, he was in London at the time. 1114 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,880 And right now when this comes out, he may be in London or he 1115 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,200 might be in Bangor or he might, he could, there's probably 7 1116 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,520 places he could be, I would say. But it's a good time. 1117 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,440 And Dan Quick will be back next time. 1118 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:15,880 And yeah, that's what we're going to do. 1119 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,560 We're going to keep the mics on. You I'm like Oprah, you get a 1120 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,720 mic, you get a mic. You get a mic. 1121 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:23,840 There's just going to be, there's going to be, there's 1122 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,080 going to, yeah, two, yeah, 2. Let's have two because more 1123 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,880 awkward edit sound if there's more than that. 1124 01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,240 But there's going to be more, there's going to be more mics 1125 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:37,400 than a, you know, than a, than a, a, a function room of a hotel 1126 01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,480 that is hosting a conference exclusively for people called 1127 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,080 Mike. And you could go to it, even 1128 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,160 though you're called Michael Foster. 1129 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,080 No one calls you Mike. Some people call you Mick. 1130 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,040 Can I get Big Mike sometimes? Big Mike, you can. 1131 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,320 You can. Big not. 1132 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,080 By you. Yeah, who calls you big Mike? 1133 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,200 Some. Private. 1134 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:00,800 Private. People. 1135 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,480 Private people call you Big Mike. 1136 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,240 This time. If you could, if you're gonna 1137 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,520 give me an example of 1 private person that calls you that where 1138 01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,400 you maybe can't because due to their nature there, you know 1139 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:16,760 them private people. Oh, that doesn't sound creepy 1140 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,280 sex cultish at all. Let's. 1141 01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,040 Make a catch on. Private people, Big Mike, Big 1142 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,160 Mike, you want to be Big Mike? I like I like the balls on that. 1143 01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,800 You're like, the podcast is kind of just find its fate. 1144 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,960 You get in early with Big Mike and then it just becomes a 1145 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,320 thing. You're Big, Mike. 1146 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,440 But like, if anybody ever saw us together, they'd be like, weird, 1147 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,720 like Mike word. Roughly the same height. 1148 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:40,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You 6 foot out of it. 1149 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,640 I'm a I'm a baby's Dick off it, OK, And what that will do. 1150 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,880 Is take difference. And Dan's probably with the 1151 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,280 same. I'll be honest, I don't know. 1152 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:52,080 Hi, Donna. Dan could be 5-4 or six. 1153 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,320 Three. In my head, I can't quite work 1154 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,840 out. I've only seen him sitting. 1155 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,560 Well, that's a fair observation. To me when I see him, he's 1156 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:08,840 mostly sitting 9. Yeah. 1157 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,640 So yeah, you can get this podcast and like all platforms, 1158 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,600 it comes out. And Wednesday the video on the 1159 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,120 audio version. Subscribe to it if you want to 1160 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:19,000 leave a written or review on Apple podcast. 1161 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,080 That'll be really sweet. We'll just get it in the charts 1162 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,880 and we'll go top of the Pops. We'll go Top of the pops. 1163 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,760 Thank you very much for watching Stroke. 1164 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,920 Listen, we'll be back next time maybe with a guest, maybe not 1165 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,560 much love. Michael, sorry I've steal your 1166 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:32,800 bike.