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October 8th and 9th. 
Zippers, welcome to this episode

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of the Tea with Me podcast. 
With me, she and Todd. 

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It's episode 109. 
I don't know why I say with she 

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and Todd because like it is, it 
might. 

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I mean, it's always with me. 
It's my podcast. 

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I would hate it, but I would I 
wouldn't be surprised if Don 

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worked out some contract 
loophole someday to like sell 

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the podcast and replace me as 
the host. 

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Who would you get the Hostess, 
Don, if you had the I was going 

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to say if you were giving me the
job, I'm still recovering from 

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the job and I don't want it 
again. 

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But if you had to put someone 
else in, who would you get? 

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Alan Carr. 
Alan Carr Yeah, I'll be. 

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I'll be OK with that. 
If I got a cut of it. 

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You mean if you were like, you 
know, in car worked out some 

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sort of deal. 
I got Mike you and like it it. 

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Himself to save a bit of coin. 
Yeah, yeah, 100%. 

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It's all about the. 
Money. 

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Would you host this someday? 
If someday I could make it? 

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Would you 2 host this? 
No, absolutely. 

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Not Mike, could you? 
Yeah, I'd hear that too. 

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Because imagine if I should know
that. 

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Maybe that? 
Yes. 

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Listen to episode ever you do 
get a bigger Spotify deal in 

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jewel rogue called the Judas 
cast. 

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Look, Speaking of casts, I'm 
going to update everybody about 

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my recovery from my circumcision
a lot. 

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Here's the thing see do in a 
podcast. 

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It's so good, you know, to 
connect with people. 

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People listen to it, which is 
brilliant. 

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And the upside of that is you 
connect with people that get 

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invested in what you're saying 
and you'll know. 

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I got circumcised last week. 
The only slight downside of that

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is whenever I'm walking through 
Hollywood today, going to get 

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the boots to get a new wound 
dressing and three separate 

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people that I kind of know at 
some point stop me and ask me 

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how my penis is. 
You know, I knew one of these 

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guys quite well, so it was fine.
He's like, how's the deck? 

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I was like, not good. 
But then two other people I 

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vaguely know, I heard the 
podcast, Everything all right 

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down there. 
I'm like, yeah, keep prancing 

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yourself. 
But it's good that people are 

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invested. 
I'll tell you more about it in a

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second. 
But look, it's fair to say we 

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did a Patreon episode as well on
Monday there, and it was all 

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related to that. 
I'll spend a brief time telling 

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you about it. 
All you need to know is mommy's 

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struggling a wee bit today and 
my Co core and all dependency is

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really starting to eat out me. 
Anyway, I'm going to plug a 

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couple of things real fast. 
Number one, we have a brand new 

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sponsor. 
Since this podcast started, it's

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been my dream that we are 
sponsored by a tea brand as one 

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of the world's number one tea 
based podcasts. 

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Obviously you had tea with Gary 
Vee. 

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Everyone remembers that started.
Gary Vee is like the 

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motivational Internet guy who 
started a podcast after us 

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called tea with Gary Vee and 
then he quickly realised what 

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was what I think he was actually
too busy making money to do a 

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podcast after he announced he 
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But still. 
So we're the number one tea 

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based podcast in the world and 
anybody else wants to challenge 

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us and that we will. 
I was going to say we'll fight 

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them, but like that's not very 
tea related. 

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You know, we'll have a sit down 
chat about it. 

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Anyway, I'm delighted to say 
we're now sponsored by 

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Thompson's tea. 
You can see my Punjana mug there

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and you can see the fact that it
says established 1896. 

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You probably can't see that. 
Mike's freaking out. 

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He's like, I can't see him that 
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Well, I wasn't sure that even 
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far, but it turns out that it 
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And that's when Thompson's 
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Punjana, I genuinely thought 
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like a brand from somewhere 
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like like somewhere like India 
or Scotland, but it's not from 

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right here in Northern Ireland. 
And yeah, these guys have 

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basically been making an 
award-winning tea for 125 years 

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in Belfast. 
I didn't know it gets made on my

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doorstep. 
Not on my doorstep. 

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They've got they've got a 
factory, you know, which is 

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which is hand there. 
And pyjama is the number one 

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best selling tea in Northern 
Ireland, which for a place of 

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complete devotee drinkers, that 
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So it's Northern Ireland's 
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And yeah, they make pyjama, they
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range. 
And we said the Thompson's like,

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you know, do you want us to get 
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you want to say like tea was 
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And they said no, no, no, you 
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what's what. 
All right. 

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So what I want people to do is 
if you have tea bags in the 

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house, even in like your granny,
say you go around to your 

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granny's house for a cup of tea 
every once in a while to catch 

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up with her and she drinks from 
a different brand. 

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I want you to go over to your 
granny's bin and empty the tea 

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bags into the bin unless they're
Panjana. 

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And what I want you to do is 
say, granny, you start buying 

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Panjana. 
Don't me, don't threaten, don't 

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be aggressive, but go granny. 
I prefer it. 

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And I won't come visit you 
unless you start buying Panjana.

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125 years in the tea game. 
And look, I've spoken to Mr 

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Panchana himself, I've spoken to
some of the Thompson's family 

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and here's, here's a mad thing, 
right? 

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Here's a mad thing. 
They taste every batch of tea by

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mouth. 
It's going to say by hand, they 

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taste it by mouth. 
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probably that invested in tea, 
they probably could, you know, 

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they probably could taste it 
with, I don't know, an elbow, 

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dip an elbow into it and go, 
that's good tea. 

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But yeah, Jamie was here and he 
goes, I said, what's the 

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process? 
We just have to try every tea. 

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I mean, it's a dream job. 
Panjana Thompson's tea. 

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They're sponsoring the podcast, 
They're on board. 

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They're celebrating 125 years in
Northern Ireland. 

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Support them. 
I'm buzzing that we have them on

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board. 
Got some of their products 

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behind us. 
It's a good time. 

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Dan. 
Is that a good communication of 

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the message? 
We're just the message is 

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Punjana. 
Is that fair? 

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Very. 
Fair, Northern Ireland, Northern

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Ireland's number one, just like 
this podcast. 

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Not statistically, but I mean, 
they are. 

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We aren't. 
We're also sponsored by 

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Manscaped, as always, 
manscaped.com. 

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Look, here's the thing, no more 
than ever, I need to be more 

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careful around my family jewels.
It's not good down there right 

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now. 
It is not good, but what is good

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is my grooming down there. 
The hair is looking well, you 

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know, it looks like it looks 
like a Turkish Barber has been 

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at work for three to four hours 
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Not the case. 
Just glided the Lawnmower 3.0 

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over it. 
Manscaped is where you get the 

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They've got a great travel case 

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you're working somewhere, if 
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whatever it is you're doing, 
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Our sponsor reads are done and 

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we're moving into Podcastville. 
We're slowly easing a bit like 

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me slowly easing into a shower 
last night, the first time in a 

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quite a few days. 
We're slowly easing into it and 

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we're removing the wound. 
That is the introduction, not 

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removing the wound. 
I said that to Mike earlier. 

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I was talking about the dressing
around the wound after my 

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circumcision. 
And I went, yeah, I just removed

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the wound there. 
And he was like, Jesus Christ, 

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you think I just had enough and 
just cut it? 

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I was like, amputation, Yeah, 
look, right. 

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I don't want to be stinking and 
go into this, but everybody 

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knows I got circumcised. 
I've been talking about it for a

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long time. 
A long time I've been talking 

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about it. 
Got circumcised. 

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It's feeling OK. 
A couple of nights ago, removed 

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the wind, dressing in the shower
and nearly fainted and was sick.

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I wasn't sick because of the 
look of it. 

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I was sick because like I was 
unwrapping it. 

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It was like the worst past the 
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It was a flesh partial inside 
and I just wanted the music to 

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keep going. 
What about at birthday parties 

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when they did pass the parcel 
and you took so long to pass it 

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to the next person? 
Like the adults knew who was 

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going to get the, like the music
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So it's not like they were just 
stopping it with their eyes 

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closed. 
They were watching and being 

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like, oh, when I get around to 
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But whenever I got it, I was 
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Just here you go. 
And then I would keep my keep it

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in my hands even when I give it 
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Yeah. 
I had to unwrap the, the, the 

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dress and around my, around my 
penis. 

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It took a while. 
That's not a brag grenade. 

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They just put a lot of bandage 
around it and, and yeah, I was 

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sick a bit because I don't know.
I was, I did it in the shower 

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and my legs were shaking when I 
did it and I just, all the 

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colour drained from my face. 
And then a busy last night, I 

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just aired it for about 3 hours 
watching Sneaky Pete and Amazon 

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Prime. 
I just sat with just AT shirt on

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in my living room just to get 
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And then this morning came down 
to the studios and thought, I'm 

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not going to have a dressing or 
on the penis anymore. 

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It's like it's all good. 
I'm going to go bondage free. 

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And then I had to walk to boots 
like John Wayne and go crawling 

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back to the dressing and say I 
need this. 

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So I didn't say I need it. 
Sort of the person working 

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there. 
I did it myself. 

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But all you need to know is now 
we've recovered a bit and we're 

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feeling a bit better. 
And also we're supposed to have 

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a guest today. 
We don't have a guest. 

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I forgot that we were doing a 
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So I wore a hat. 
And whenever I wear a hat, I 

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look like an I'll child. 
When I wear a hat, I look like 

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something's not quite right. 
When I wear a hat, I look like 

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I'm about to go to a theme park.
Do you know what I mean? 

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I look like I look like there's 
something missing. 

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Well, there is my foreskin, but 
I don't know. 

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I do you think I look? 
Do you think I look stupid in a 

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hat? 
I don't suit hats. 

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I don't want the head for it. 
No, you don't. 

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That's fine. 
Better head than I for hats. 

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I've got a. 
Pretty big Dome IT your hat guy.

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Don't. 
No, never. 

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Well, except when the hair 
hadn't been cut for five months.

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Yeah, I mean, I'm not really. 
I'm not really wearing baseball 

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hats anymore. 
It'll be a YAMAC from now on. 

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I'll be wearing going forward. 
Maybe we get a tea with me. 

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Maybe we get a Panjani Yamak to 
celebrate. 

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Yeah, I'll be honest. 
I'm struggling today just as a 

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just as a person. 
I'm just, I'm sweating a little 

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bit. 
I'm just not, I'm not feeling 

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myself. 
And I, I recommended my 

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circumcision guide to someone 
else today. 

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And then I started thinking 
should have got a discount code 

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set up with them we should say 
like Todd 7 for I was going to 

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say for 10% off as a bad choice 
of words. 

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But yeah, I'm just connecting 
people with foreskins now and I 

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don't know it. 
I saw it for the first time and 

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post op and it looks looks OK 
but it definitely is different. 

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It's definitely a different 
look. 

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But to come from myself I 
thought can someone pull up 

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their famous people that have 
been circumcised just to make me

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like just to make me feel good. 
Maybe you could start throwing 

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some names at me and we'll just,
we'll just know who else is on 

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the circumcision circuit. 
I mean are we talking adult 

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circumcision or not kids Jewish?
Like, well, yeah, yeah, it could

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be either Yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah. 

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Don't don't write kids 
circumcision and the Google 

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images the. 
Top The top side is about famous

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men who resent being circumcised
AM. 

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I am I there. 
You're on there? 

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Yeah, along with Ben Affleck. 
What do you hold on? 

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Billy Joel. 
So these are guys who not just 

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have been circumcised, but they 
resent, as in like they're 

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annoyed they had it done. 
And have publicly stated that 

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they're raging about it. 
Can I? 

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I never thought I'd ask this in 
the podcast but can I get a 

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quote? 
Can you read me a quote as to 

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why Ben Affleck resents getting 
circumcised? 

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He's like, the only reason I 
resent that is because I got it 

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done in the butchers. 
So Ben Affleck said I hit the 

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circumcisions. 
Get enough in me and I'll tell 

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you how much I hate them. 
Why is it plural? 

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Like why has he had more than 
one done? 

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Apparently he got it after an 
injury. 

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Nothing to do with religion. 
And Billy Joel why? 

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Why does Billy Joel not like? 
Billy Joel, I got the snip and I

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had nothing to say about it. 
I'm still a little pissed off 

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about it. 
You know, they should have asked

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first. 
Oh, I can understand. 

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I can understand through if 
because you're Jewish you got it

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done when you were like a baby 
and that's like quite traumatic,

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but like. 
In a song, yeah, so long, 

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Reverend Ike, he sings. 
So long what? 

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Reverend Ike, is that what? 
He called this Force game. 

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My circumcision grieves me, is 
what he sings in it. 

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Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? 
Weird to put that into a song? 

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My circumcision grieves me. 
Hard Stern. 

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Well, not for six weeks, but 
yeah, what does he have to say 

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about it? 
He said he had quite a lot to 

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say about. 
It. 

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Oh no. 
I rue the day my parents 

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mutilated me. 
I'm completely pissed off that 

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I'm circumcised. 
There's another one, it goes on.

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He's pretty angry about it. 
Yeah. 

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I mean, I understand that 
because I think there should be 

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an element of like choice, but 
also I think it'd be it's way 

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worse to get it done when you're
older. 

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John F Kennedy was circumcised 
for tight foreskin problems. 

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Right. 
At the age of 21, so an older 

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older gent when he got. 
It ah, so that's something to 

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look forward to driving down 
Hollywood High Street tonight 

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and get a shell on the Dome at 
21. 

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I think that would be I think 
that would be way more 

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difficult. 
You know, I've had it done the 

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32. 
I'm married. 

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I planned to be married forever.
So it's sort of like, you know, 

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at the age of 20, if you're JFK 
and you're 20, what especially 

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JFK, the way he was carrying on,
you know, he's out there, he's a

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man about town. 
He's gallivant. 

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Didn't slow him down. 
I didn't song down. 

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No. 
I just don't know why Ben 

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Affleck is so annoyed that he 
had it, that he had it done. 

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He's making it seem like he did 
his ACL and then when he woke up

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from surgery, they were like Ben
when we were down there. 

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For a reason. 
If you play me Billy Joel song 

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where the lyric where he does 
that, will this get taken down? 

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I'm not sure, I'll have to try 
and find the song. 

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Billy, you've got Piano Man. 
We're just. 

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We need one more song to 
complete the album. 

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Have you have you got anything 
else? 

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Find the cover. 
Yeah. 

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What is it? 
Find a cover. 

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Nothing to do with force. 
I think. 

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You mean you've got some sort of
sweet accessory for me to cover 

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up where my foreskin used to be.
Snood up in Gem. 

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A snood. 
I don't. 

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Yeah, it is. 
Here's the thing. 

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That is something you think 
about. 

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You go because there's something
like missing. 

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You go. 
Should have put something on, 

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you know, Should I accessorise 
it? 

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Should I add something? 
Should I speak to Patty 

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McDonald's Dick tattoo guy and 
get something put on there? 

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Who knows, but I don't know. 
Yeah, I'm starting to feel 

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better. 
But all I will say also is I can

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totally understand how people 
get like well into painkillers 

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because cocodamol became my best
friend and I was really, I 

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definitely had a weird day where
I went from cocodamol to 

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paracetamol because I was just 
missing my buddy Co quote them 

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all so much on paracetamol was 
trying to be dead on and going 

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look, I'm not as intense as Co 
quote them all, but Co quote 

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them all like it was it was 
enjoyable. 10 minutes you take 

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it after 10 minutes you take it 
start feeling real good, real 

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good, but also like real spaced 
out. 

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And then in that day in between 
I just felt like sad or 

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something. 
I felt like there was something 

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missing, not foreskin wise, I 
felt like there was something 

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missing and I think it was. 
But now I'm more from a 

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addiction. 
Basically what I'm saying. 

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Do you want? 
To hear from Billy Joel make me 

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feel better. 
You take it down, you'll be the 

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worst DJ of all time. 
Are you ready? 

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Yeah. 
Lose control. 

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My circumcision grieves me. 
Kosher dinners always leave me 

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cold. 
So goodbye. 

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I mean, it's a weird lyric. 
And also, why is he singing in 

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that accent like Billy Joel's an
American guy? 

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Yeah. 
Very bizarre. 

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Any more famous songs about 
circumcision? 

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I think it's a big genre. 
I don't know, it was weird 

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seeing it for the first time, 
but then again, there's stitches

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in it. 
So it is going to look weird. 

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But look, it's all fun. 
And people can now look forward 

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to the fact that from this 
podcast, from this podcast on, 

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I'm going to stop talking about 
my circumcision. 

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It's done. 
We're putting it behind us where

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I'm trying to think of a pun 
with circumcision there, but I 

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couldn't think of one that 
didn't work. 

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So let's talk about this as we 
ease towards, you know, things 

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opening up again, indoor 
hospitality, all that sort of 

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thing. 
An article caught my eye that 

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BBC News have put out and it's 
simply titled Five Ways to Make 

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Hugging Safer from the Experts. 
So we're we're at a point in 

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life where we have guidance on 
reminding people how to give 

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hugs. 
I think I would rate myself 

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probably a, probably an 8 out of
10 hug 8 out of 10. 

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You know, I, I, I remember I 
used to go to tech with a guy, 

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not Mike and a different course 
I did, but there was a guy I 

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used to go to tech with who was 
10 out of 10. 

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And he was like very, very well 
known for it. 

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But he was, and he was a good 
height. 

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I think a lot of it is to do 
with your arms. 

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You know what? 
Do you put your arms over the 

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person's arms? 
Do you go under? 

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Do you go 1 / 1 under? 
I don't know, Dan. 

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I think you would give a very, 
very, very emotionally cold hug.

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I think you would resent given a
hug. 

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And I think you've maybe given 5
hugs in your life, maybe 6. 

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You're not. 
You wouldn't be a touchy feely 

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person. 
Not. 

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Say, compared to you and Dave 
Elliott? 

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Yeah, not the main, Dave. 
Yeah, Mike. 

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Depends. 
Depends on the person. 

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I can't. 
I can't sit close. 

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I don't think you'd be a hug 
instigator, but I think you will

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Warmly. 
You would warmly receive. 

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Yeah. 
I'll give as good as I I get. 

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Yeah. 
If it comes my way, yeah. 

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And I think I don't know, Dan, 
how would you how would you feel

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if you know when we move in the 
better times and restrictions 

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have been lifted, say, say 
Punjana basically said, look, 

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guys, you've been killing it. 
We're happy being new sponsors. 

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We're going to start a tea with 
me range and I went up to you 

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and at this point you've been 
double jobbed. 

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What would you do if I just kind
of held the back of your head in

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my hand and just really wrapped 
around you and just whispered 

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him, I said, I love you, bro. 
Would you be OK with it? 

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It really depends on how much 
money Thompsons are paying us. 

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I mean, it could be very 
comfortable with that or not. 

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So this is the official the 
advice on hugging is changing 

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from Monday, it's no longer 
advised against people from 

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different households in England,
Scotland. 

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This be the first time they've 
hugged family and friends in 

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months. 
Experts say there are real 

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benefits the hugging that lowers
stress and blood pressure. 

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It depends who's hugging you. 
Like as you know, a lot of us 

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have had, you know, a family 
friend, you know, when he hugged

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you back in the day, your blood 
pressure might have gone up. 

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You know, it might have gone up,
but the government's urging 

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people to be cautious. 
So how can you give a cautious 

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hug? 
Fuck that, that that Well done. 

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That's 20210. 
Can I give you a cautious hug? 

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Oh, please. 
Oh, give me a Don't be cautious 

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about your hug. 
All right, go bareback bear hug.

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We've got advice from 
coronavirus experts on how to 

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hug safely. 
I mean, imagine being a COVID 

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expert, you know, like working 
in some sort of government 

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position and getting a phone 
call from a journalist. 

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We're doing an article on hugs. 
Have you got 20 minutes? 

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Yeah, well, we're about to make 
a real breakthrough here, but 

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it's important. 
Personally, I'm going to 

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restrict my hug in the family 
members and not beyond, says 

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Professor Sally Jane Cutler from
University of East London. 

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I think we have to be very 
conserved about who we choose to

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hug. 
That's the way it's going in it.

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All of a sudden, you're not 
going to be able to hug 

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strangers. 
Fucking fuck this generation. 

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I remember back in the days 
before COVID when you would go 

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to an optician's and you get 
your eyes done, they go. 

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Everything's all right and you'd
go, come, you're here. 

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Ever just see a pensioner 
waiting to cross the road? 

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You crossing the road, mate? 
Yeah. 

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Come on. 
What's worse is you ever see two

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people get introduced and they 
don't know whether the handshake

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or not and one person goes for 
the hug? 

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Actually saw that happen really 
recently. 

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It would worry me if we were 
advocating we could hug all of 

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our friends every time we meet 
them again. 

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Perhaps don't hug everybody, you
know? 

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I mean, what complete bin 
letters out there going fuck, I 

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must track down everybody I've 
ever met for a hug. 

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You know, just going up to like 
people you're in P4 with. 

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Look, I know you moved away to 
England a couple of years ago, 

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but I tracked you down. 
Get it? 

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Come here if you're going to hug
somebody restricted to very 

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small numbers of close family 
who perhaps you would really 

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value a hug from. 
This guy is the chief medical 

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officer in Wales, right? 
So he's he probably has an 

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opinion you've got to respect, 
he says. 

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He urges against hugging every 
Tom, Dick and Harry just walking

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down High Street. 
What's your name, pal? 

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Craig. 
That's all right. 

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Walk on. 
What's your name it Tom? 

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Get over here you big bastard. 
Of course you're not going to 

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hug every Tom, Dick and Harry. 
Prevalence rates are really 

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quite low at the moment and 
being close to a member of your 

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family is less risk now, but 
with strangers I would be very 

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cautious still. 
Yes, so you fucking should be, 

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you weirdo. 
The government's new advice 

448
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,240
suggests people should take 
extra care with those vulnerable

449
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,800
to COVID and maybe choose not to
hug elderly relatives, 

450
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,120
especially if the hugger is not 
vaccinated. 

451
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,040
That's also creepy to describe 
someone as the hugger. 

452
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,560
I'll be the hugger here. 
All right, Just you stand there.

453
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,960
How to make hugging safer. 
Turn faces away and keep the hug

454
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,880
short. 
Don't hug face to face. 

455
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,480
Who the fuck do you hug? 
I unsettling would that be if 

456
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,320
you get someone just trying to 
meet your face the whole time? 

457
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,040
Don't hug face to face. 
Wear a mask if when you use 

458
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,080
vulnerable. 
Oh, can I give you a hug? 

459
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,240
Here, let me just let me just 
mask up. 

460
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,920
Who was that, Dan? 
Not not me. 

461
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,600
So people are right about you. 
By people. 

462
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,080
One person. 
Don't hug too many people. 

463
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,240
However, whoever you hug, be 
careful and remember some people

464
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,120
are more vulnerable than others.
Make it quick. 

465
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,480
I think a quick hug is gross 
like that. 

466
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,720
I'd prefer no hug to just like a
quick hug. 

467
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:12,440
Like a hug has to be enjoyed for
minimum of four seconds. 

468
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,120
Maximum of 6. 
You go over sex and you should 

469
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:22,240
be signing a register. 
Avoid face to face contact. 

470
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,240
Well, of course, you fucking 
muppet. 

471
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,120
Do it outside. 
Come on. 

472
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,720
Outside in the garden. 
Here, I hug you. 

473
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:34,840
Let me see how to hug properly. 
See if there's a video on this. 

474
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,480
I'm done. 
How to give a good hug. 

475
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,480
Can I play this? 
Dan, I know we're not showing 

476
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,800
the video, but can I just play 
it for the audio? 

477
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,960
Thanks, Dad. 
Right. 

478
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,640
There's an there's an odd here 
first, how to give a good hug. 

479
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,360
So I think a lot of it is the is
the whisper. 

480
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,960
I will always protect you. 
I say that for every hug. 

481
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,400
OK, here we go. 
Direction that any two humans 

482
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,640
can have, regardless how long 
ago they met. 

483
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,520
Here's how. 
To get the most. 

484
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:09,840
Out of your first time 
initiating the hug 1st to figure

485
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,160
out whether you're actually 
going to hug or not, hold your 

486
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,520
arms out and cock your head to 
the side in a manner that says 

487
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:20,000
we're doing this thing right? 
No. 100% don't do that. 

488
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,240
Never. 
If there's one thing you do, if 

489
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,200
you think someone wants a hug, 
don't put your hands out and go 

490
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,360
come here, come here, come on, 
come on. 

491
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,080
Like the word. 
The only thing worse than that 

492
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,560
is doing this for your hands. 
Just backing and someone in. 

493
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,480
Hey, come on, come on, Get in 
here. 

494
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,000
Getting into the hug Now that 
you know a hug is going to 

495
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,680
happen, head towards the person 
with your head tipped back. 

496
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,720
This is a non threatening 
posture and shows the other 

497
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,240
person where their shoulder 
should go. 

498
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,240
Hand Placement When placing your
hands on another person's body, 

499
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,280
you don't want to go too low or 
too high. 

500
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,280
See, that's that's where I've 
been going wrong. 

501
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,600
I always go Archer top of the 
head. 

502
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,280
I sometimes I'll just put two 
hands on top of the person's 

503
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,560
head. 
Otherwise I'll just really cop 

504
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,680
the Rs too low. 
Says in there too high. 

505
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,800
It's been too long. 
Neither of which is appropriate 

506
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,960
for a first hug. 
How hard to hug. 

507
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:20,680
Another tricky balancing act. 
You don't want to hug too 

508
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,800
tightly. 
Yeah, I mean there shouldn't be 

509
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:30,720
tutorials on this. 
I'm just looking for a fantastic

510
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:35,360
comment here. 
I wonder what it would feel like

511
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:40,680
to hug someone for 20 seconds. 
100 and 77 likes to reapply. 

512
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:47,240
It would feel nice and calming. 
Get tested. 

513
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,240
People should test themselves 
regularly even if they don't 

514
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,600
have. 
Here's the thing. 

515
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,400
Let me ask you this, in England 
and other places, can you just 

516
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,280
get like free tests for home? 
So you could theoretically be 

517
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,880
testing yourself every day? 
Yeah, I think so. 

518
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,600
And do people do that? 
I. 

519
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,920
Assume some people do. 
I think they they sort of 

520
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,040
backtracked to leave it on it 
though because of the tests were

521
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,520
those lateral flow ones. 
And they were a bit like, it's 

522
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,240
not really that good an 
indicator. 

523
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,080
They're sort of good in an 
emergency, but not as like a 

524
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,880
regular definitive thing. 
I think they were like offering 

525
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,680
it out to everyone regularly and
then they were. 

526
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,520
Like, but then what's the point 
in having them exactly. 

527
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,320
Yeah, it's it's very weird to 
have an article about how to 

528
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,760
about how to properly hug 
someone. 

529
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:41,000
Look, I, I want to chat about 
something as well that I don't 

530
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,560
fully understand, but I'm 
hearing a lot about. 

531
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:48,440
Can someone please describe 
dodge coin to me? 

532
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,520
In fact, let's go back genuinely
right. 

533
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:58,280
And some people go do you like 
do you ask things and all trying

534
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,880
to be stupid. 
It's not that I'm stupid. 

535
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,600
I actually have a very, very 
high IQ. 

536
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,640
I'm just very selective about 
what goes into my brain. 

537
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:08,960
What? 
No. 

538
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,640
No, didn't say anything. 
Ask me any question, I'll tell 

539
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:17,200
you I do have a very high IQ. 
Who is the president of? 

540
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,480
New Zealand. 
Boris Yeltsin So The thing is, I

541
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:26,480
have a very high IQ, but also I 
don't look into a lot of things.

542
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,920
No, research wouldn't be a 
strong point. 

543
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,880
But I only know the things that 
I know. 

544
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:41,360
There's so many people that 
don't know a lot of there's 

545
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,680
people that know about a lot of 
things, but they don't really 

546
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:49,040
know all the things about it. 
And then there are people like 

547
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:57,000
me who choose to be that choose 
to find out about a small amount

548
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,800
of subjects but know a lot about
them. 

549
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:10,800
Such as? 
Such as bridges, like bridges 

550
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,800
for me, you know, a lot of the 
industrial revolution, Yes, 

551
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,920
well. 
Both of those things or. 

552
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,760
Bridge, well, I love it when 
they come together. 

553
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,800
So British and the industrial. 
Yeah, yeah. 

554
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,800
Specialist. 
Yeah. 

555
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,800
And the construction and 
engineering. 

556
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,440
And what's your favourite 1? 
Famous bridge that was erected 

557
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,440
during the industrial 
revolution, Correct. 

558
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,160
The Kingsbridge. 
Which one? 

559
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,080
And yes, people are going. 
That's also the name of the boss

560
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:43,160
building circumsation last week.
But that's a quid. 

561
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,800
That's why I went there, that's 
why I chose it. 

562
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,000
Kingsbridge, the one in London. 
Yeah, good one. 

563
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,040
Yeah, really good, really, 
really good. 

564
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,240
So come here. 
I wanted to know about 

565
00:31:54,760 --> 00:32:00,720
cryptocurrency. 
I remember about 10 years, maybe

566
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:06,080
even more than 10 years ago, my 
dad was picking up a car from 

567
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:11,520
somebody's house, and I vaguely 
knew this person's kids, and one

568
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,920
of the kids was like a year 
older than me, and he was mining

569
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,880
for Bitcoin. 
They were like, where's Andrew 

570
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,240
or whatever? 
Oh, he's mining for Bitcoin. 

571
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:26,640
Is he like a millionaire now? 
He either is or 1000% isn't. 

572
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:32,440
Do you mean I don't think he is?
It was that long ago and he had 

573
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,400
some Bitcoin. 
But here's the thing, I don't 

574
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,960
know if he sometimes you mine, 
you could down the mine, but 

575
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,240
there isn't always oil or 
cryptocurrency. 

576
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,080
I don't know, I remember he was 
into it, but I don't know if he 

577
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,320
actually got any. 
And then probably back then a 

578
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,760
lot of people did get Bitcoin, 
but then sold it on pretty 

579
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,640
quick, you know got cold feet or
whatever. 

580
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:59,000
So describe to me what 
cryptocurrency is and I would 

581
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,000
like to know that I will be 
satisfied in a nutshell. 

582
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,680
In a nutshell, what is it? 
Is it something that let me 

583
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,240
here's my interpretation of? 
Can you tell me if I'm? 

584
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,640
I think you need to ask some 
specific questions rather than 

585
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,560
just go what is it because 
neither me or Mike are experts 

586
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,440
within the field. 
Is it an online currency which 

587
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,800
you can have where you can buy 
it, that you can buy things on 

588
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,160
the Internet with? 
And there's different kinds of 

589
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:27,960
it. 
Like there's different 

590
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,320
currencies in the world, Like 
there's dollars, there's pounds,

591
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:35,440
there's different, there's like 
Bitcoin, there's other ones. 

592
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,560
Yeah, I think so. 
But the value of it, like any 

593
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,200
currency, goes up and down all 
the time. 

594
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,720
Yeah. 
And there's no centralised Is 

595
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,320
that the whole thing? 
That's there's no centralised 

596
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,280
bank, it's done on blockchain. 
But what's that? 

597
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,800
A Ledger, yeah. 
Yeah, so and all like 

598
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,880
centralised bank, your money is 
registered and ledgered in one 

599
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,080
bank, but in blockchain there's 
like thousands of people who are

600
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,320
in the chain who keep a record 
of who has what and what belongs

601
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,840
to different. 
People, why is that better? 

602
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,440
It can't feel, it's not. 
Centralised and it's maybe more 

603
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,000
secure. 
Yeah, and plus, you can't get 

604
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000
away if somebody tries to like 
hack it or dummy the system, it 

605
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,239
just takes 1 computer or one 
person that's looking after it 

606
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,679
to hit a red flag and then they 
can't, they can't do it. 

607
00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:27,280
Do you know what I mean? 
It's like people are mining for 

608
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,560
bitcoins and it's like they're 
verifying the transactions. 

609
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,520
They're verifying that this 
matches that and then. 

610
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:38,400
Do they think within 10 years or
a certain amount of years this 

611
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,080
will be like what we buy and 
sell things with across the 

612
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,440
board or is it always going to 
be a thing That's just it's an 

613
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:51,199
option, you know what I mean? 
Is it like, you know, it's like,

614
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,720
you know, what's a thing that's 
not the main thing, but then you

615
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,520
can also do that thing. 
What's? 

616
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:07,400
Your IQ. 
What's a good number? 

617
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,120
It's probably below that. 
Pretend below that. 

618
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,440
What I'm saying is, does 
everyone think this is going to 

619
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,360
become the thing? 
And is Bitcoin just a brand? 

620
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,640
Is it just one kind? 
Most. 

621
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:23,520
Successful at the minute. 
So say say this guy 10 years ago

622
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,800
that I know, say he got some 
bitcoins up. 

623
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,720
What's called getting Bitcoin? 
Sure. 

624
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:36,560
He gets Bitcoin and say he got 
back then £50 worth of Bitcoin. 

625
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,960
What's that going to be worth 
now? 

626
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,120
Hundreds. 
Of thousands. 

627
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,480
Yeah, probably, maybe a million,
I don't know. 

628
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,560
Yeah. 
Like it used to be worth 0 and 

629
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,800
then I've watched the video on 
it recently. 

630
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,320
That so it was all speculative. 
But like your money currently is

631
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,760
based on nothing. 
It's based on trust and based on

632
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,080
what like the bank decides or 
what the country needs. 

633
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,480
But then one guy traded a 
Bitcoin for pizza. 

634
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,160
I think was the first 
transaction where nothing was 

635
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,680
traded for a physical thing and 
then it from then it like gain 

636
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,880
value more and more people 
realise that it have value and 

637
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,440
then but it was just out of 
nothing. 

638
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,280
How confused was the Domino's 
guy at the door? 

639
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,760
2 seconds. 5th You're having me 
on. 

640
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,160
No, me to give you a Bitcoin 
there. 

641
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,160
All right, Yeah, I. 
Think people are sceptical 

642
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,920
because it's based on nothing? 
You can't see it or hold it or 

643
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,800
yeah. 
But you can't. 

644
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,360
See you're. 
Holding an awful lot of your 

645
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,640
money. 
So, but no, it's, yeah, it's 

646
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,520
quite difficult I think to get 
your money out of it. 

647
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,360
So people who've got a lot of 
money invested in it. 

648
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,360
It's not always easy. 
You could say you've got 10 

649
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,840
million worth of Bitcoin, but 
it's not that easy to get your 

650
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,160
cash did. 
You hear about the guy that like

651
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,240
is 2 passwords away, 2 password 
attempts away from losing like 

652
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,800
1,000,000 because he can't log 
into his thing and he can't. 

653
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,120
Then it's gone forever kind of 
thing. 

654
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,440
But he's not going to remember 
it. 

655
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,280
No, and then the guy who lost a 
hard drive that had all his 

656
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,840
bitcoins on and got sent to a 
dump site somewhere. 

657
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,120
I think with that sort of thing,
it's, it's hard to think about 

658
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,840
it until it's you. 
I think I'm quite philosophical,

659
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,440
that sort of thing. 
And like I know it's one of 

660
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,720
those things where. 
Like 100 million. 

661
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,320
Yeah, but you just weren't meant
to get that 100 million. 

662
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,640
I swear. 
You just weren't. 

663
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,200
And I'd say, what are you going 
to do? 

664
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,200
Like, here's my thing, you 
can't. 

665
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,160
If his hard drive got thrown 
out, there was 100 million on. 

666
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,840
You could spend your whole life 
being defined by that and being 

667
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:35,480
like, I should have had the we 
all know people that like always

668
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,960
walk about. 
I could have this, I could have 

669
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,320
that. 
So in the words of Beverly and 

670
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,200
I'd shooter Woulda Coulda, the 
last words of the fool. 

671
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,800
You know, it's Iker Cassius, the
Real Madrid and Spanish 

672
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,320
goalkeeper when he was a kid, 
when he was like 10 or 

673
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,320
something, his dial on the 
football pools and he had to 

674
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,520
send something away to claim 
like I think it was a million. 

675
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,520
And Iker Cassius when he was a 
kid on his bike taking it to the

676
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,400
post office or the post box 
might have some details wrong. 

677
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,160
Lost it and the family lost the 
money. 

678
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:13,480
It's like if my son did that, 
would I be annoyed? 

679
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:17,720
In the short term, yes. 
In the long term, would I be 

680
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:18,840
annoyed? 
No. 

681
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,360
Because once it's done, you then
can't change it. 

682
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,240
You can't. 
You just have to go. 

683
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,280
The password one's got to be 
annoying, like that's got to 

684
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,520
play in your mind. 
Yeah. 

685
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,440
That's where my, you know, 
formula of always using password

686
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:40,600
123 for all my passwords I mean.
The Grinder team is going to be 

687
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:45,520
opened up big. 
Yeah, I I mean, everyone in the 

688
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,000
work, everyone when they were 
like 1213 started their 

689
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,120
passwords on the Internet. 
You could have guessed anyone's 

690
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,440
password. 
You know what I mean? 

691
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,680
It's a guy. 
I shouldn't say this. 

692
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,600
It was a guy I know who once 
told me that his password, 

693
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,880
everything he was a kid was Ben 
Man superstar. 

694
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,480
And I said, why is it that? 
And he goes, you're never going 

695
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:11,280
to guess. 
And he wasn't like there was no 

696
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,480
connection between him and being
a bit man. 

697
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,000
Like we were kids and his dad 
wasn't a bit man. 

698
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,040
No one he knew was a bit man. 
But his password was bin man 

699
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,040
superstar. 
And I'm the reason I won't tell 

700
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,640
you his name is I'm convinced 
that to this day you would still

701
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,480
that's one where like you would 
just keep that. 

702
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,880
You'd keep that because, but 
then I used to also write out 

703
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,120
passwords and then keep that 
hidden somewhere, but then once 

704
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,640
I forgot where I'd hidden it and
then I couldn't get logged in 

705
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,560
the loads of stuff. 
There's nothing here. 

706
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:47,880
Do you ever have a thing like 
some site like 4oD or iPlayer or

707
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,920
iCloud where you have to change 
your password all the time? 

708
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,280
If you're getting in a different
device, you're always changing 

709
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,920
it so you never fucking remember
it. 

710
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,920
That sort of thing pisses me off
so bad and again, it's one of 

711
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,120
those things I should let go. 
But honestly, if my son, like if

712
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:07,400
my son lost £1,000,000 after six
days, I'd be all right. 

713
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,520
It's the same in the 
circumcision. 

714
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,560
We're on day what 6 now. 
No Day 5. 

715
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,160
I think it's day five. 
I'm watching too many videos as 

716
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,280
well of like doctors talking 
about recovery times and all 

717
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,200
this and I need to just, I need 
to just zoom out and forget 

718
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,680
about it. 
And in your mind, you need to 

719
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,000
recover faster than anyone else 
ever has. 

720
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,840
Yeah, yeah. 
And I will. 

721
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:39,880
But it's it's tough because I 
don't really get sick too often.

722
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,720
And I have that thing where when
I do feel sick, I can't imagine 

723
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,840
what it's like to not feel sick.
Does that make sense? 

724
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,880
I'm, I'm always going to feel 
like this. 

725
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,240
And then the next day you feel 
totally better and you can't 

726
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,400
remember how you felt the day 
before when you felt bad. 

727
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:57,560
And some people are listening to
or watching this and going, 

728
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,680
you've hit the nail on the head.
But a lot of people are gone. 

729
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,600
I don't understand what you 
mean. 

730
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:09,640
And that's fine. 
But yeah, the idea of suicidal 

731
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,000
cryptocurrency. 
See, if you said to me, I'm 

732
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,840
going to give you this 
cryptocurrency and it's worth 50

733
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,920
grand, or I'll just give you 10 
grand actual money into your 

734
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,480
account, I would just take the 
10 grand. 

735
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,000
I fear big futuristic change. 
I don't like the idea of stuff 

736
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,960
that I don't understand. 
And am I wrong in this? 

737
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:33,360
Dodge coin is something that was
invented as a joke, but then it 

738
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,960
became huge. 
And then Elon Musk said that 

739
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:41,520
they were going to sell Teslas 
that could be bought with Dodge 

740
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,240
Coin, but so Dodge Coin just 
went up, up, up. 

741
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,840
And then correct me if I'm 
wrong, then he basically turned 

742
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,720
around and went, actually, you 
can't use Dodge Coin to buy 

743
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:55,520
these because of the backlash to
the environment, because they're

744
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,160
basically saying to run 
cryptocurrency. 

745
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,920
They use more power than China, 
more electricity. 

746
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:06,120
And those guys, fuck it. 
They love electricity, the 

747
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,560
Chinese like they love porn and 
stuff. 

748
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,120
So now the Dodge coins fallen 
flat, is that right Pretty? 

749
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,800
Much. 
I mean, Elon Musk can tweet one 

750
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,280
thing and stock prices and 
absolutely loads of things. 

751
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,440
Go. 
Berserk, like he kind of has too

752
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,440
much power over these things, I 
think, yeah. 

753
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,040
Remember, he went on Joe Rogan 
and he just smoked a joint and 

754
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,360
then the Tesla price just went 
down so much. 

755
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,440
Dropped like 10% or something in
a day. 

756
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,400
But then that's his. 
Net worth dropped after he was 

757
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,440
on SNL by like 20 billion or 
something. 

758
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,320
By 20 billion wasn't SNL, he 
went on SNL. 

759
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,120
Yeah, but 20 billion? 
20 billion. 20 billion his net 

760
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,160
worth. 
But then that's like, isn't that

761
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:52,480
that's so speculative where like
I don't think Tesla's on the 

762
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,560
stock market. 
So it's probably a bit like it 

763
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,800
is. 
OK. 

764
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,560
I was going to say this. 
Stuff like Netflix and all where

765
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,920
it's just all like speculative 
price. 

766
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,240
Stock market, I don't think it 
is. 

767
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,800
It is. 
You can't get dividends out of 

768
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,880
it or something. 
There's some weird thing, but 

769
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,280
that's a lot of businesses. 
Are like that. 

770
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:14,200
Yeah exactly. 
I'm not a mid dev but so say we 

771
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:22,280
started teaching could we start 
a currency and then but and then

772
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,960
say we start like getting like 
all our. 

773
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,800
Fundamental understanding of 
what crypto is before you try. 

774
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,800
And do these things. 
I didn't have that until we 

775
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,200
started chatting about it and I 
do. 

776
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,080
Three of us together really 
don't, yeah. 

777
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,040
I fear this kind of thing. 
And I always think for 

778
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,480
technology, we should just pause
it and leave it where it is now 

779
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,080
until I die. 
Do you know what I mean? 

780
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,760
Like I don't want like I don't 
want new remotes. 

781
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,480
I freak out and stuff. 
Now I've got to have a fire 

782
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,840
stick. 
I've got to learn this new 

783
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,800
remote. 
I'm getting to the point where 

784
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,280
I'll be studying manuals on 
things and you never want to do 

785
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,040
because you take that for 
granted. 

786
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,800
Like any time a new thing comes 
out, you don't need to read a 

787
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,320
thing. 
You just go, OK, well, I sort of

788
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,520
from the last thing, I sort of 
this is an upgrade on it. 

789
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,040
So I'll be able to figure this 
out. 

790
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,640
But then you're going to get to 
the point where you become your 

791
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,040
parents and you say the mortal 
words. 

792
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,120
Can you show me this? 
Say how can you not work it? 

793
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:22,360
Like my dad doesn't understand 
play on something when the 

794
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,960
universal symbol for play has 
been the same forever. 

795
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,560
He doesn't get it. 
We were supposed to have a 

796
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,640
guess, but as I say, but we're 
maybe going to have that later 

797
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:39,640
in the week because it was 
changed at short notice and and 

798
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,840
you know, that's a bit like down
on the traffic last week. 

799
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,120
You know, I always say if 
there's Rd works and you pass Rd

800
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,960
works, you update people that 
there's going to be Rd you've. 

801
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,520
Obviously got over that over the
weekend then. 

802
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:54,040
No, I haven't. 
But what I did was I put a shout

803
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,040
out for questions and and we've 
got a load of them. 

804
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,240
So we'll just take our time and 
we'll go through them. 

805
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,720
And I haven't done this in a 
while, so I'm looking forward to

806
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:07,760
it. 
Johnny Bow says this isn't this 

807
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,880
isn't a question. 
So hopefully he does it like he 

808
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,240
just sent this, not in my 
response to looking for 

809
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:14,440
questions. 
Hopefully he doesn't mind me 

810
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,160
reading it. 
This is the sort of message I 

811
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,480
get. 
He goes, may I just think about 

812
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,200
you and your penis. 
Hope you're both keeping well. 

813
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,320
I'll just say thanks brother. 
So shout out to him. 

814
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:30,120
Patrick Quinn, Belfast guy in 
China, says imagine a Belfast 

815
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,280
guy just wasn't in China. 
How do we know Patrick Quinn is 

816
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,280
Belfast guy in China? 
Imagine he'd just been to China.

817
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,920
Because when I think of Patrick 
Quinn, I think of him in like 

818
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,280
ancient Chinese tea rooms, you 
know, I think that's where he 

819
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,960
goes to listen to this podcast. 
Were you secretly very proud of 

820
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,160
your landscape skills when you 
went in for the surgery? 

821
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,520
Another very good reason to 
purchase the lawnmower 3.0. 

822
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,360
That's a brand, man. 
That's what I like. 

823
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,080
That's a company, man, and 
that's what we're all about. 

824
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:04,400
Yeah, I really wanted to. 
I really wanted to, because I 

825
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,200
knew I couldn't be in control of
anything. 

826
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,320
I wasn't in control of what way 
my penis would go because it was

827
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,920
going to be numb. 
I couldn't control the pain. 

828
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,000
But I knew that if my pubes were
looking really, really neat, 

829
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:23,000
then that was a small victory. 
Not small, not small victory, 

830
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:24,920
but yeah. 
Yeah. 

831
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,800
Looking good. 
And of course, I was 

832
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:31,480
representing Manscaped. 
And just like saying to anyone 

833
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,760
else who was in for a 
circumcision that day, I was 

834
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,400
like, here, let me see your take
with me. 20% off free shipping, 

835
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,120
you know, But yeah, it looked, 
it was the only thing that 

836
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,240
looked good on there, put it 
that way. 

837
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,400
And now it just looks like a 
murder scene. 

838
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:49,640
Stacey Hazard says what's the 
best Disney movie? 

839
00:46:54,800 --> 00:47:00,640
I do remember that at my mum's 
wedding she said oh the DJ says 

840
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,800
you can pick 3 songs and I 
picked like 2 pop songs of the 

841
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,400
time. 
This was I think 1993. 

842
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,080
So I picked 2 pop songs at the 
time and then I wanted the song 

843
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,200
from The Aristocrats. 
Can you tell me what it's 

844
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,040
called? 
I think it's weird. 

845
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,240
Siamese if you please. 
Is that it though? 

846
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:23,160
It is right? 
So my mum's like, you know, it's

847
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,360
obviously her day, but whenever 
you have a 5 year old, you know,

848
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,040
you have to sort of ponder to 
the kid a bit as well, make him 

849
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,960
feel like part of it. 
So she's like, you get to pick 3

850
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,400
songs. 
So I can't remember what I would

851
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,760
have, what I would have picked 
at that age, but I picked 2 like

852
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,560
normal ones and then The 
Aristocrats and then on the on 

853
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,440
the morning my mum's happened to
mention, she's like, oh, just I 

854
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,960
said, are we all good with the 
songs? 

855
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,720
I'm 5 and she went there. 
Yeah. 

856
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,200
He's going to play those two 
ones you picked. 

857
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,360
I thought, what 1's he not going
to play? 

858
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,320
She's like he just he wasn't 
sure about the aristocrats 1 And

859
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,440
I was like, what the fuck you 
talking about? 

860
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,960
She's like, yeah, you know, just
because it'll be during the 

861
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,960
disco. 
So you know, they don't really 

862
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:09,440
play Disney. 
So because it's not even like a 

863
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:15,040
party song, you know, it's like 
we are saying means if you 

864
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,520
please. 
And I was like, what's going? 

865
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,680
What's the issue here? 
And she's like, oh, it's just a 

866
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,960
DJ. 
Doesn't think that will create a

867
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,320
party environment. 
Can't really see people dancing 

868
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,320
along to that. 
And I was like, we have a 

869
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,280
problem here. 
We have a problem here. 

870
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,960
And you might not be getting 
married today. 

871
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,560
Let me see if I can find this 
song. 

872
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:42,040
The Aristocrat. 
OK. 

873
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,080
Is it called? 
Mike is a call. 

874
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,720
Everyone wants to be a cat. 
You're not. 

875
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:51,120
Let me so enthusiastically. 
Oh, it is. 

876
00:48:51,160 --> 00:49:05,120
It's called the aristocrats. 
Imagine being on a wedding. 

877
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,680
They've just had boom, boom, 
boom. 

878
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,120
Let me hear you say wayo. 
And then deja is like, ladies 

879
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,480
and gentlemen, up to the floor. 
Here we go. 

880
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,160
Let's have everyone join in on 
this one. 

881
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:23,280
So anyway, yeah, I caught that 
anyway, didn't play it, and I 

882
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,200
wet myself at that wedding and 
decided that the best way to 

883
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,560
deflect from it would be just to
jump in the hedge. 100% true 

884
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,200
wet. 
Yourself in protest at the not 

885
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,880
playing. 
I just remember lying in a hedge

886
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,720
and one of my aunties coming out
and going to you, all right? 

887
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:42,480
And I was like, yeah, you wet 
yourself up. 

888
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,360
And yeah, I was like, yeah. 
But a good a good day out 

889
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,720
nonetheless. 
The best Disney movie I used to 

890
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:54,280
really like. 
What do you call that one? 

891
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,080
Fantasia. 
Fantasia was pretty good because

892
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,640
it was wacky and wild and it was
a bit different and it was a bit

893
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,720
trippy. 
And then we got Disney Plus in 

894
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:09,480
the house and I put it on for my
son and it just it's not the 

895
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,720
sort of thing that would be on 
now, you know, even like old 

896
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,560
cartoons, because it's my hope 
that he likes the cartoons I 

897
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,480
watched when I was younger. 
So I can just watch the cartoons

898
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,560
that I watched when I was 
younger. 

899
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,520
But now it's like, you know, Paw
Patrol stuff like it like it's a

900
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,680
very different vibe every. 
They're all very Americanized 

901
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,120
now as well. 
The cartoons even to the point 

902
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,760
where get this Thomas the Tank 
Engine is American. 

903
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,840
Everybody else in it is English 
and all that. 

904
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,560
Then the fat control and they 
don't call the fat controller 

905
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,880
the fat controller. 
That's like, guys, he's fun. 

906
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,480
He is fun. 
He is the controller. 

907
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,160
Two things about the fuck 
controller. 

908
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,080
He's definitely the controller 
and he's definitely fun, but 

909
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,120
they don't even call him not 
another call him like I know 

910
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,000
Jeff or something. 
And that, yeah, Thomas is 

911
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,720
American, which is so bizarre to
me. 

912
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,880
But all the careers still there.
One thing I don't like about it 

913
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:05,000
is Thomas just goes all around 
the world, which is stupid, you 

914
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,520
know, because he's a he's a 
train Tank Engine. 

915
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:12,800
He's a yeah, thank you. 
He's a Tank Engine. 

916
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,280
But it'll be like, oh, last week
it was in Brazil. 

917
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,760
And it's like, why? 
How? 

918
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,920
How difficult would it be to get
you there? 

919
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,440
Just stay in your lane. 
Maybe that's a metaphor for back

920
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,480
when we were kids, everyone just
had to stay in their lane and be

921
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,040
realistic. 
And now it's like, no, you can't

922
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,720
just go to Brazil. 
Be a shout out to Thomas. 

923
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,120
I don't like it. 
Like it. 

924
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,040
Like you can't beat Lion King 
for me as well. 

925
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,880
I saw one I really like called 
like the Frog Princess or 

926
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,200
something, but ten years ago set
in New Orleans. 

927
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,000
There's a bit more soul behind 
it like that. 

928
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,400
So I watched, I was really 
excited to watch Seoul based on 

929
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:56,280
what I'd heard about it. 
And I liked the first couple of 

930
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,920
minutes of it. 
And then it started to go into a

931
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,840
different mind dimension. 
And I just went, Nah, this is 

932
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,880
not, this is not what I want in 
a Disney movie. 

933
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,120
I don't mind a little bit of 
poignancy and a little bit of a 

934
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,880
like life lesson or something 
like that, but I just found it 

935
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,200
too complex or something you. 
Loved it. 

936
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,640
Stick with it, it's good luck. 
Give it another whack. 

937
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:24,000
What about inside out? 
Yeah. 

938
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,960
And then he caught round and 
then the stitches went in inside

939
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:28,560
out. 
I haven't seen it. 

940
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,520
What's that? 
That's another Disney Pixar one 

941
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:36,280
about like the emotions inside a
young girl's head. 

942
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,480
Sounds strange, but it's see, I 
like, I like stuff like that 

943
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:43,120
when it's done subtly as part of
like a fun film. 

944
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,960
Do you know what I mean? 
I like it when I like it when 

945
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,920
you watch a film and then like a
Disney film and then at the end 

946
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,800
you go, oh, that's what it's 
about. 

947
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,640
But I don't like it when the 
whole film is that. 

948
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:56,680
Yeah, I like. 
I like. 

949
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,920
This this film's like, did it 
win an Oscar or something? 

950
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,320
I. 
Think so, yeah. 

951
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,880
I like a lesson to come up at 
the end of the film. 

952
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,200
Tapped me on the shoulder and I 
go, what? 

953
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,480
Oh, that's what it is. 
Do you know what I mean? 

954
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,680
I don't like to think too hard 
during a film. 

955
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,120
Up was stunning, really, really 
good. 

956
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,600
And that bit where everyone's 
like, did you cry at that bit? 

957
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,160
Yes, a fucking. 
Is it really really good or is 

958
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,160
it just opening? 
Fight. 

959
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,960
No, it is. 
It is really good. 

960
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,560
It is really good. 
Do you cry films? 

961
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:35,040
Not generally, no. 
Mike, you will cry at all. 

962
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,000
No. 
That like people thought down 

963
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,360
and had cried, but it was just a
short circle of the bit and 

964
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,240
there was like a bit of oil came
from this. 

965
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,160
Yeah, I could see, I could see 
you crying down at weird stuff. 

966
00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:00,280
You know, I mean, like, I can 
see you crying and like, you 

967
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,840
know, in a movie where, you 
know, there's something to do 

968
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,680
with because you know, like you,
you're like the money guy, which

969
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,200
is weird for our company, which 
is weird because like you didn't

970
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,960
put yourself forward is that and
everyone's like, Don, you wear 

971
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:19,200
glasses, sort the finances here,
you know, so I could see you 

972
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,440
maybe like in like Ocean, I 
could see you crying like 

973
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,560
Ocean's 11 or something, because
it's a film like a high, like 

974
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,400
loads of money being lost. 
You know, I mean, like they're 

975
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,280
they're robbing somewhere. 
So I could see you've been upset

976
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,080
at that because you're kind of 
in charge of our money. 

977
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,920
So you wouldn't like us to be 
robbed. 

978
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,000
But then I think you could, you 
could watch, you know, I think 

979
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,560
you could watch Lassie or 
something and just nothing. 

980
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,920
Just please. 
Yeah, that's probably fair. 

981
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,360
I empathise with Andy Garcia and
notions allowed. 

982
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,960
That was just blubbing when you 
watch the news footage in the 

983
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:59,080
Northern bank robbery. 
My I say you. 

984
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:02,600
I think you when you cry. 
I don't think you just cry at 

985
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,000
anything, but I like because 
I'll cry a bit at loads of 

986
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,480
stuff, but like not really hard 
at one thing. 

987
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,840
But I could see you when you do.
I could see you like making like

988
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,280
awkward noise, like noise where 
people like anyone there is 

989
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:22,200
like, Oh no, I can see that. 
Ah, like shutting it almost. 

990
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:27,280
Yeah, that's fair as. 
Well, that's bang on. 

991
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,840
You know, like did you stub your
toe? 

992
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,240
Nope. 
Just watch that episode of 

993
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,680
Derek. 
Where is that runs after. 

994
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:41,440
Oh, see, shit like that after 
like Afterlife, Ricky Gervais, 

995
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,360
Netflix here. 
I'll go if something's like, if 

996
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,720
it's, if it's wet, if the thing 
that'll get me the most is if 

997
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:52,240
it's been funny a long way and 
then something hits me, I'm more

998
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,880
likely to go. 
But if it's set up as just an 

999
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:58,040
emotional thing, I'll kind of 
like have my guard up a bit, you

1000
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,800
know, I'll be like prepared for 
it. 

1001
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,800
Whereas if you like, you're 
relaxed, you're like, this is 

1002
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,960
really funny. 
And then you're like the bit 

1003
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:09,080
where he is sitting on the bench
with the widow and she's talking

1004
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,800
about losing her husband. 
I'm like, you're laughing the 

1005
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,200
whole way through and all. 
And then that happens. 

1006
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:17,840
I'm like, I'll go like, I cry. 
I would cry more than my wife. 

1007
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,960
Fortunately, we'll both cry at 
the right thing. 

1008
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,480
But like, I will, I will cry. 
I can cry at songs as well do. 

1009
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,400
You watch Rabbit. 
No. 

1010
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,600
Check it out like AYTT. 
Movie we get it like silly name 

1011
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,640
those. 
I probably won't watch it so 

1012
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:37,560
weird, I know, but I'm like that
for real, but it's called JoJo 

1013
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,440
rabbit. 
That sounds like a Scottish 

1014
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,000
character. 
You met my mate JoJo Dabba. 

1015
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:46,360
You know it sounds it just 
sounds like AI don't even I 

1016
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,920
don't know what to I don't know 
I'll never watch it I'll never 

1017
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:52,720
watch it. 
I'll never, I'll never watch it.

1018
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,360
OK, look, we've got more 
questions. 

1019
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,120
We'll answer one more, and then 
we'll do something that we did 

1020
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:03,520
last week. 
We got quite. 

1021
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,880
Oh, God, that's not a question. 
That is a very rude picture. 

1022
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,600
Matthew Kilpatrick says, what do
you call a knight with no 

1023
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:16,200
foreskin? 
Circumcision, Sir. 

1024
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,720
Circumcision. 
Like what you've done there? 

1025
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,840
Given you're a new man, have you
any characters lined up to 

1026
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:25,440
incorporate the missing piece? 
It'd be weird if I had a new 

1027
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:30,680
comedy character whose soul back
story was that he didn't have a 

1028
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:36,640
foreskin, you know? 
But no, I will just as I say. 

1029
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:41,760
I'll just be wearing a Yammer 
for all sketches now also. 

1030
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,280
Connor Diver wants to know any 
outside gigs planned for 

1031
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,600
Belfast. 
No, Newton Abbey's closest 

1032
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:53,600
you'll get because the whole 
idea of this outdoor tour is to 

1033
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:58,800
go like holes in the hedge, like
go anywhere and everywhere and 

1034
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,560
small venues and different 
places. 

1035
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:07,000
So the whole idea is that 
because when I gig it's 90% of 

1036
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:11,480
the time in Belfast around city 
centre and sorry like a couple 

1037
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,480
times I've like breathed in 
through my nose and that's gross

1038
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,120
noise. 
I'll not do that anymore. 

1039
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,960
The idea is that I'm going away 
from Belfast for these and then 

1040
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,400
whenever stand up comes back, 
that's where I'll always be and 

1041
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,360
I love it. 
But I want to just go to 

1042
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,040
different places. 
So Newton Abbey is probably the 

1043
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,880
closest. 
Headers and volleys are World 

1044
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,160
Cup for football with your mates
when you were kids. 

1045
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,080
Oh, headers or volleys are World
Cup? 

1046
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:44,080
Probably World Cup, which was 
like a match usually with one 

1047
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,880
keeper and two teams. 
I like that because you could 

1048
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,320
just poach and then people. 
Sometimes more than two teams. 

1049
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,760
You could have like 4, there's 8
of you there. 

1050
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,720
You could have like four teams 
playing at the same time and 

1051
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,920
you'd just be like trying to get
a rebound from the keeper. 

1052
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:56,920
Do you know why that didn't 
work? 

1053
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,520
Because a couple of teams would 
sort of team up, you know, 

1054
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,480
eliminate the best team. 
Yeah, I love that. 

1055
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,960
Headers and volleys was fun. 
But it never worked. 

1056
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,560
No one could ever score a header
and. 

1057
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,280
Do you ever do a family which is
say you have 5 people playing 

1058
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,920
headers in volleys, you all have
a touch of it and then whoever 

1059
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,480
started it has to be the one to 
score? 

1060
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,720
No, I've never done. 
That it's fun. 

1061
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,720
And then there was things like a
one handed catch. 

1062
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,040
We, I think we had, we was 
playing White City in Hollywood 

1063
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,760
and we used to have so many 
rules that like if you were new 

1064
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,000
IT would have just messed with 
your head. 

1065
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,400
But it was like fun. 
Like I think it was if you 

1066
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:36,440
caught something, like if you 
caught it one handed from 

1067
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:40,160
someone like a header, they had 
to be in Nets for like half an 

1068
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:40,960
hour. 
So you know what I mean? 

1069
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,200
Like there was there was two. 
We didn't have any other hobbies

1070
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:47,520
or means. 
I can't read that. 

1071
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,560
And that is just someone 
genuinely asking for advice on 

1072
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:55,680
circumcision, which is cool. 
Yeah, definitely don't ask me as

1073
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,240
we've said before. 
And look, last week in the 

1074
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:02,520
podcast, we did Chameleon Corner
where I told you I built 

1075
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,720
Chameleon Corner. 
Where did the name come in? 

1076
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,240
About 7 seconds ago and. 
You know, I told you I've been 

1077
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,560
watching Sneaky Pete on Amazon 
Prime. 

1078
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,320
It's a lot of fun. 
It's a bit of con man. 

1079
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:17,040
I said I fancy myself as a con 
man and you guys gave me a 

1080
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,160
character who was a South 
African, what was his job? 

1081
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:26,000
So that from a photographer and 
I think I did a possible job. 

1082
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:31,520
So the idea of this is, and I 
really will back myself here is 

1083
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,320
you guys just like feed me a 
little bit of information at a 

1084
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,520
time and I'll sustain a 
conversation. 

1085
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,320
So if one person wants to lead 
it, I'll have a conversation 

1086
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,960
with the other person. 
So Dan, you give me the info and

1087
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,960
I've got to be speaking to Mike,
but Mike act like you can't hear

1088
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,760
Dan. 
So I have an earpiece in Dan, 

1089
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,960
right? 
I work for the FBI. 

1090
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:57,560
You're my handler and Mike is a 
person I've got to just chat to 

1091
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,040
out on the street. 
OK, so I have to give you a name

1092
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,360
and where you're from. 
Yeah. 

1093
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,920
And then you're trying to catch,
you're suspicious of me, right? 

1094
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:09,360
Yeah. 
So let's go race from Swansea. 

1095
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:16,120
OK, so I just got that. 
So he was telling me he's given 

1096
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,920
me the back story and then my 
phone battery died, so I wasn't 

1097
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,840
able to get any more. 
So I don't even know who you 

1098
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:21,840
are. 
You might be a gangster. 

1099
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,360
I don't know who you are. 
So I'll just see. 

1100
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:34,840
I'll just see you in a bar. 
Hey, you're cute, you talking to

1101
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,800
me? 
Yeah, bro, what's your name? 

1102
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,360
Reese, mate, you all right? 
Where are you from? 

1103
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:45,960
I've been to Liverpool recently,
what's it like? 

1104
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,680
No. 
Yeah, my name is Reese, mate. 

1105
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:53,520
Yeah, I'm immediately very 
suspicious. 

1106
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,080
Hold on, Hold on. 
I just hold on. 

1107
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,720
I go for a pest so I can talk to
myself. 

1108
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:58,360
All right, Boyle. 
All right. 

1109
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,040
As it goes. 
All right. 

1110
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,520
Hey man, what has you in this 
gay bar? 

1111
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,000
Oh, that's my favourite place to
go in Swansea. 

1112
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,200
OK, Yeah. 
Are you you with anyone? 

1113
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,840
What, you mean like sexually? 
Yep, as it goes, I'm not. 

1114
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,240
I'm not. 
I'm a free agent, OK? 

1115
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,920
I've got it done and done. 
I've got it. 

1116
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,200
So I know I'm just there, just 
just finished work. 

1117
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:33,080
All right, you staying in a 
hotel or an Airbnb? 

1118
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:41,440
I'm staying in a chalet. 
Yeah, just in some woods that 

1119
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,080
I'm giving more info. 
In 10 days, you're moving to the

1120
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:51,960
Canary Islands to be a Rep. 
So yeah, I've, I don't know, me 

1121
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:59,920
and a few Christian mates are 
having a study later on tonight 

1122
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:02,840
trying to get rid of these gay 
feelings. 

1123
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,200
Would you be interested in 
coming along? 

1124
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:17,320
To be honest, I'm all interested
What you what are you going to 

1125
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,400
be studying then? 
And my house. 

1126
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,000
No. 
What sort of things you guys 

1127
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,840
going to be talking about? 
Feel like you're interrogating 

1128
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,960
me a little. 
Oh no, I'm just, I'm nervous 

1129
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:36,000
about unmoving, mate. 
It's a Liverpool. 

1130
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,160
I've just, I just spent two 
years in Liverpool. 

1131
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,600
So right, I picked up a little 
bit of an accent, but. 

1132
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,800
You must have been working on 
the Brookside reunion, right? 

1133
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:48,480
Yeah, what are you going to be 
learning about to your study 

1134
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,360
group? 
Well, there's this man called 

1135
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:55,400
Arlene that's coming over to 
basically teach us a few things.

1136
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:01,000
Just basically, you know, don't,
don't be at it and. 

1137
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,520
Yeah, come and cut it off. 
Sounds great, mate. 

1138
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,960
As I say, boy. 
Oh, I just spend a lot of time 

1139
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,880
in Liverpool. 
I'm moving to the Canary 

1140
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:18,120
Islands. 
It's information all of a 

1141
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,680
sudden. 
Yeah, no, I'm moving over to the

1142
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:26,400
Canary Islands in 10 days, so 
I'd love to meet up with you and

1143
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:27,200
your friends. 
Yeah. 

1144
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,120
What do you want me to get out 
of them? 

1145
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,200
We're staying here. 
So at least oral. 

1146
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,160
I didn't know it was that sort 
of job, so yeah, I'd love to go 

1147
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:44,400
with you and your mates. 
Are you single? 

1148
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,720
Are you staying with us or are 
you going to the Canary Islands 

1149
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,040
to be around? 
I need to know your commitment. 

1150
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,720
Maybe you can come the Lanzarote
with me. 

1151
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,640
I I'll go do your conversion 
therapy and you can come the 

1152
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:10,840
Lanzarote yes. 
Yeah, sounds, sounds good. 

1153
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:16,080
Although if you I, I love to 
give you a blowjob, but don't be

1154
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:21,440
do, don't don't do anything to 
me because I'm a little bit 

1155
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:25,040
tender on. 
And I hope that you won't give 

1156
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,720
me a blowjob. 
We're going through conversion 

1157
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:31,280
therapy. 
Yeah, no, that's why I'm going 

1158
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:35,000
to Lanzarote as it goes. 
But if if you're ones closer, 

1159
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:40,040
I'll do that. 
Danny Rano. 

1160
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,840
I fucked it. 
I fucked it so badly. 

1161
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,520
I. 
Lost the whole objective. 

1162
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:50,320
Yeah, so did I I was just 
wondering like why all your sex 

1163
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,560
mates were going through 
conversion therapy at the same 

1164
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:55,320
time? 
It became I was explaining 

1165
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,280
myself to you. 
Yeah, I didn't even need to tell

1166
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,440
you. 
But they're going to Canary 

1167
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,600
Islands. 
No, I think I'd be really bad as

1168
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,880
an undercover call man if I was 
getting information, because I 

1169
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:08,320
think I would start trying to 
show off, you know what I mean? 

1170
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,000
What I mean if you're trying to 
get information from someone 

1171
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,920
else. 
Yeah, I think I couldn't just be

1172
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,440
subtle. 
If you gave me a character, I 

1173
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,680
think I would overdo it and play
it bigger, you know 2. 

1174
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,520
Bits of information there 
really. 

1175
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:24,880
I was from Liverpool, Ireland, 
Pakistan, a lot of different 

1176
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:31,000
places and where else because I 
can't do Wales. 

1177
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:34,320
I don't know. 
I, I was under pressure. 

1178
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,080
I was under pressure. 
Oh wow. 

1179
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,320
Next week I'll back myself. 
Next week I'll get a better. 

1180
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:45,080
Next week we're going to have a,
we're going to have a guest next

1181
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,920
week who was supposed to be 
today's guest. 

1182
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,920
It could be a lot of fun. 
I don't know if it's going to 

1183
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,600
happen. 
There could be more people 

1184
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:55,520
filming it, there could be a 
documentary crew in, who knows, 

1185
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,240
who knows? 
All we know is I didn't know we 

1186
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:07,720
were doing an episode today. 
As you can tell, it's bad when I

1187
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,640
have to message the boys and go 
shit. 

1188
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:13,440
I got my days mixed up. 
But I am at the studio anyway. 

1189
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,440
But should I go to the Turkish 
barbers and get my hair cut? 

1190
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:23,200
You know you. 
Look like a woman going into a 

1191
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,320
theatre production, you know, 
that wears those hairnet things 

1192
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,720
and the hair's all like. 
Yeah. 

1193
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:28,760
Yeah. 
Could you just, said a woman 

1194
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,840
wearing a hairnet. 
Why specifically going into a 

1195
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,640
theatre production, it's. 
Kind of where you see them more.

1196
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,400
Yeah, we're getting way too in 
the back stories. 

1197
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:39,000
You look like a divorced 
diabetic woman about to with a 

1198
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,400
fear of spiders. 
But you go into theatre 

1199
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:43,320
production. 
Look, this is be it's definitely

1200
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,800
been a weird episode. 
You know, I got to apologise for

1201
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:46,960
that. 
I'm in a lot of pain. 

1202
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:52,960
I've got a mild drug addiction 
and you know, it's it's it's 

1203
01:07:52,960 --> 01:08:00,280
more raw down there than than a 
than a struggling here. 

1204
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:08,160
It's more raw down there than 
who's like an edgy person more 

1205
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:13,560
raw than a Bill Hicks stand up 
video DVD. 

1206
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,480
Oh, you missed Eddie Murphy. 
Eddie Murphy. 

1207
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,800
I know, I was going to say it's 
more raw than Eddie Murphy and a

1208
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:19,920
purple suit. 
Does that work? 

1209
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:27,080
Uncooked Eddie Murphy. 
Uncooked yeah anyway, thanks to 

1210
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:30,000
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1211
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:34,279
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1212
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:38,200
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1213
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:42,399
business. 
All right cheers everyone see 

1214
01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:43,920
you during the week or next week
or something. 

1215
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:44,880
Thanks for watching.