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I'm Michael. 
Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 

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we've got a little secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little. 
Like our hosting of comedy 

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drop in comic. 
Boom, you nail. 

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Into Michael Che's phone. 
Nervous. 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
New York After Dark. 

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Only on Peacock. 
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Sippers, welcome to this episode
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If you have any, you've too 
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I always say don't be way during
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You want to go for a run, You 
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ice cream on? 
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big wacker pubes. 
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man, because you'll be way down.
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I don't know what it is. 
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trim. 
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There you go. 
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this podcast. 
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My tour has just started. 
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although I don't know about the 
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All the tickets are on 
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I'm sure we have plenty of other
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Live show on the 9th of 
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Just come on, sit down man. 
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we're running here. 
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know. 
It wasn't bad. 

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Oh. 
Tom Jones, the live shows on the

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9th of September in the 
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My guests were Kieran Bartlett, 
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Kieran's son, Iron Bartlett will
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It'll be a good time. 
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description to do all that kind 
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I could go on, but I won't 
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guest. 
He is none other, none other. 

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Make no mistake, he's none other
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Would you have a middle name? 
You're well, Sir. 

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No middle name. 
No middle name o'neid. 

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What? 
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You said O'Neill. 
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a surname into the middle name 
Aaron O'Neill McCann. 

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I might just take that though 
now and fucking impressive 

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myself here in this podcast, ARN
O'Neill McCann. 

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ARN O'Neill McCann sounds like a
like a fashion designer but from

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like Tyrone from the sticks. 
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the wolf tones. 
Aarn O'Neill McCann with his 

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boron. 
Somewhere with a washboard to 

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tell you. 
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a Tyrone fashion designer, 
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sells stuff in Centrus. 
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designer is just I'll get you 
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the bottom half, you do the 
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I remember going into Top Man in
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of stock and like all mediums, 
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like flip. 
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The guy was like, you can never 
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You always sold out of medium 
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He's like, aye, sure. 
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They said we don't do any 
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There was a stage to the one top
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I mean, every nightclub you went
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you know, the white top. 
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Daddy's own, that was a staple. 
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a spread on throne man, that was
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Do you remember the remember the
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They would have like 2 we two or
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We we've been. 
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Oh, that. 
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the fashion icon there. 
That's the fashion inspo. 

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Nicholas Holt. 
Oh, why? 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
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one time there was a phase as 
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that they were good crack. 
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buckle that had a beer opener. 
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Yeah and I remember one time 
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whenever I was at uni and like 
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of a friend type scenario and I 
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there. 
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did the whole night was smoke 
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Like he was just rolling up 
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I don't know if he was like you 
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would roll his rafer for him. 
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had lamb that was just paying 
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God is there a bottle opener 
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And he rose from the sate and 
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and goes. 
I work away presenting his 

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fucking bottle opener belt 
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I remember a guy being on a 
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restaurant and there was a guy 
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LED display that he could 
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Oh yeah. 
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and he was like. 
Sorry, Foster. 

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He was not, he was not good. 
Crack this guy, right? 

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So it's not like he was like 
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I remember at one point he's 
just like a dull guy with a 

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light up LED belt that he could 
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At one point he was having a 
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someone. 
I looked over on him and his 

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belt was just flashing, banter 
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It's like having a dead serious.
Comment I hope that guy got the 

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soul sucked out of him that 
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Man, it's good to have you in 
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Thank you man. 
This first time here. 

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First time, like I was saying to
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I've been around to your dad's 
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You weren't there, but I when I 
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Down. 
In that shirt you were like. 

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Listen, Vice City. 
Dennis Todd, but you. 

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Remember, like my dad's wearing 
like the Speedo version of it, 

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like the same pattern? 
For the time I like I just saw 

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your dad like I was wondering 
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He was also in the same location
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just took a picture of him and 
both our hairs were just like 

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blowing in the wind. 
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Fantastic it was also is that 
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when Speaking of balloon, Are 
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Also, how much would I hate 
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A few my UMC games and you bring
me on my stepson Shane. 

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Slap you in the hoop and all you
walk to the mic. 

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You're not my real dog. 
Any students in but? 

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That photo of you, my dad, 
right? 

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The reason that surprised me 
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Pull up there, you know. 
Yeah, well, I will send you. 

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We'll put it up right. 
The thing is, it was like the, 

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the, the height of COVID, you're
allowed out for an hour a day 

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and you and my dad were in 
Belfast City centre. 

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It was like 28 days later, no 
one else around. 

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And like, I was like, oh, it's a
photo. 

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Then maybe like you'll stand 
like here, my Dallas, down the 

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background, you've had each 
other in headlocks. 

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You were lifting him. 
He was lifting. 

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I was embracing bases, touching.
You know, Dennis, talk took up 

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all my hours of the day. 
You know that I was like to get 

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out of my eyes. 
So how long you guys been seeing

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him? 
I would hate that if you were 

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saying my dad. 
I'd probably hate it too. 

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I'm like fuck, I'm gay now and 
I'm and the only subcategory 

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mentor is just Shane's dad. 
Have margin. 

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Fucking hell no. 
I this is my first time and like

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this is my first time in 
Hollywood's like main straight 

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lovely spot. 
You've been in the back streets 

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before them. 
Or dad a shit the back Rd. 

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As I said, now the whole podcast
is me fucking making fucking 

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your dad jokes. 
You know how this will come to 

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head is will be like backstage 
in a gig and they'll be like 

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loads of people there and like 
my dad will be like, he'll say 

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it's So what a contact. 
So here's what will happen. 

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It'll be you and me. 
There'll be a couple other 

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people in the room who don't 
know my dad and don't know the 

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fact that we were talking about 
this, and my dad will go, Aaron 

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tells people. 
I I buckle them and he like but 

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they won't understand what he's 
saying, but he'll just continue 

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to say it. 
Yeah. 

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Holly was nice. 
You'll like it. 

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You coming out for lunch with us
after? 

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This, absolutely. 
I love that, absolutely. 

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Do you drink tea? 
I, I, this is a question. 

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This is the question I'm 
supposed to ask all the guests 

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at the start, just to gauge 
where they're at with that. 

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But I always forget to ask it, 
so I want to ask you. 

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I'm one of them weirdos that 
doesn't drink it online. 

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Yes, it's in my house like and I
mean I can't drink it in London 

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at my house I'm drinking an Oma 
like with my ma. 

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Is that the way? 
Watching the Kardashians is. 

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It because they're like the way 
it's made. 

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Do they live in OMA? 
Here the Kardashian. 

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Yeah, you and your ma sitting at
the window. 

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It's. 
Me, Kris Jenner, Kanye, you know

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what I mean? 
Kanye decked out in Top Man 

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gear, 2006. 
I'd love to see Kanye like, you 

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know, the way he just like puts 
on something and it catches on 

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then like it comes into such a 
fashion cycle. 

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I'd love to see him deck the wee
Rihanna half naked top for the 

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crack. 
And he honestly like when you 

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look at the status on his 
colleagues, anything. 

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Then Wally, but she's wearing 
like, there's, there's getting 

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away with and then there's just 
been like, I'm such an icon 

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here. 
Yeah, that I can put on the 

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dumbest shit. 
Yeah. 

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And people will be like that's 
fly as fuck. 

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Yeah, no, the the, the, we'll 
call it the like cardboard 

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looking shoe. 
You know, the real wide shoes 

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with the holes in. 
Them, yeah. 

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They're brutal. 
They're literally just like, 

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which is actually a very true 
look actually, yeah, sondered 

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about it in Hollywood on 
Wellies, you know, but now first

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time in Hollywood is it because.
Of the way your mom makes Does 

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your mom make the tea? 
She makes the tea. 

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Do you only drink it there? 
Is it because of the way she 

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makes it? 
Or is it that's the set you 

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enjoy tea? 
In I think it's a cocktail of 

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both, you know what I mean? 
Like, I'm a coffee guy. 

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I'm having one right now and 
like I'll drink coffee anywhere.

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It's not like I'm not 
particularly about it. 

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And there's some. 
Stairs. 

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Yeah, absolutely on the stoop as
some people say. 

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But like, I would, I just like 
ping flat weights. 

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And that's I'm at the stage now,
though, with coffee, I peg them,

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you know, I mean, that's what 
that's my drug of choice, you 

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know, winged out in flat 
weights. 

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And I just kind of like I, I 
like coffee because I feel like 

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it's the start your day thing. 
You know what it is? 

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Tea for me personally is very 
much like I'm zoning down. 

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You're winding. 
Down. 

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I'm winding down. 
I don't get any buzz off it. 

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It's just as nice, you know, Do 
you ever fuck around and go for 

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like, you know, a green tea or 
like a horrible kind of yolk or 

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I? 
Did for a while, but it's one of

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those ones like you live in 
London now you can ask for it 

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here. 
You've got there's a few places 

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you know will definitely do it, 
but you you feel very vulnerable

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when you go somewhere and say, 
can I have a great, because you 

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get like some shit sometimes for
asking. 

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I was, so I am staying with two 
of my mates right in East 

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Belfast, shared with Gareth and 
Shan, and we went to Cath in 

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East Belfast. 
Now, like I, I, I love home. 

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I fucking adore home. 
And I particularly love Belfast 

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because people are like, oh, you
know, if you're living in 

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London, it's a real melting pot.
You'll get so much material. 

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Fuck that. 
This is where you get material. 

292
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Yeah. 
Like every day is just like, 

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there's something that you can 
talk about on stage. 

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Yes, we went into this cafe in 
East Belfast, right? 

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We were the first ones in. 
Guy was still kind of like 

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setting up by the looks of it, 
and it's just him running the 

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shop by himself. 
There's like maybe 8-8 seats in 

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the place, right? 
And one of them is A4 seater 

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table that we're at. 
We sit down and he just goes 

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like we just hear him in the 
background. 

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There's no music or anything. 
So it's a wee bit quiet and 

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00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,960
awkward and he clocks us and I 
swear to God, he just goes 

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00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:36,600
Alexa, cool FM, right. 
And then he came over to our 

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table and like took her drinks 
order. 

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And then my mate Gareth goes so 
I'm like, we just get some menus

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and he goes, ah, toasties, 
chicken bacon treat. 

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00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:54,680
So I can do your lock eggs, 
which is so funny because like 

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the states that style is like, 
you know, eggs, any style. 

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Where's over here? 
It's like, I'll do your lock 

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eggs. 
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck

311
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,840
weather will come out, but. 
Give you the egg metal, Yeah. 

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Yeah, just three ball boots. 
I like, I like that though, and 

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I like that about here too, 
where it is like kind of rough 

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and ready. 
I saw. 

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Speaking of rough and ready, I 
guess I saw a guy get arrested 

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last night. 
We went to after after the 

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fucking libraries last night we 
went to Guacamole, right? 

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00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,000
Which couple? 
Comedians it. 

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Was me and and and my 2 
medicine. 

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00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,840
I'm Stan where and we went for 
like nice. 

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00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,000
We sat down mail. 
You know what I mean guacamole 

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the accidents doesn't get any 
better for me personally. 

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This is like your. 
Talk I'm sorry to take It's like

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a fast food. 
Place. 

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00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. 
But it's like a failure box kind

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of hang, you know? 
You know, me and your dad go 

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there sometimes. 
Sorry, sorry. 

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00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,000
That's the last one. 
I swear to God I've got an 

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That's the last one. 
Thing Indiana Jones, Raiders and

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Dennis has lost. 
I found it. 

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00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,640
Oh my God, I can't even. 
I'm not going to be able to look

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00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,040
at your dad after this. 
So basically we're in there. 

333
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,440
It's all right and he'll be 
behind you, but. 

334
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:26,320
I always look back. 
He's so old that he can't. 

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00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,080
My dad's necked on her, that's 
true. 

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00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,080
Never checked the blind spot 
driving in his life. 

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00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:46,280
His neck doesn't turn and he's 
missing a kneecap. 

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00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:50,560
That's true, that's true. 
Motorbike accident. 

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Stop. 
Stop. 

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00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,640
I'm not joking. 
Has he ever asked you to touch 

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his kneecap? 
That's never even a. 

342
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,360
Gig. 
Never. 

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00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,000
He will. 
He will. 

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00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:08,680
Yeah, we're not at that stage 
yet, but like, oh fuck, making 

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00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,400
me laugh about your dad's water.
Big accident. 

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00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,960
Oh, we had so many. 
He was a motorbike racer. 

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00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,040
Yeah, it's so many of them, so 
many accents. 

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00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:19,119
Stop making me laugh at that. 
My dad's dead, so yeah, that's 

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00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:19,599
right. 
Fucker. 

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Yeah, fuck you. 
So basically sundown and in the 

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space of like, there's a guy 
outside, right? 

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00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:37,560
And he's got a, he's got a GOGOT
shirt on, right, Red flag. 

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00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,720
And got a chain over the top, 
right? 

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00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,360
He's arguing of his girlfriend. 
He's having a bit of a domestic 

355
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,200
but he's doing that thing, you 
know, like the toxic mask and 

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00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,200
live lads when they want to 
express emotions. 

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00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,400
They just grabbed the back of 
their mates head. 

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00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,800
He's doing that to his missus, 
right? 

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00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,720
And in the space of me. 
It's you're so true through 

360
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:03,800
second thin bra me and you. 
Summer camp 2000 sucks. 

361
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,560
I'll never fucking forget it. 
And that guy's like, I wasn't 

362
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,680
there. 
You had fucking words for a bra.

363
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,000
Me and you, Mrs Henderson's GCSE
French class. 

364
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,160
You could fucking touch us. 
Let's cut our hands off bro 

365
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:22,360
right now. 
Prove you're my mate, cut my 

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00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:27,600
head off. 
Touch me, duck. 

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00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,200
We're boys. 
We're boys. 

368
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,240
My. 
Deck is mates. 

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00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:39,600
I love you. 
Fuck, I'm a sore head already, 

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00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,280
so it's probably the vape. 
So anyhow, basically I'm sitting

371
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,160
down, right? 
And we're having like a fucking 

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00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,200
like, basically a chicken ball 
special. 

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And in the time it takes us to 
Edith, like we look around to be

374
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like, oh, there's a bit of 
drama. 

375
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,440
We turn around and see what's 
going on. 

376
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,560
And then I go back to Eaton. 
And then when I turn around, 

377
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,600
this guy's fully in the back of 
a police car, like in the time 

378
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,480
Chicken ball special, and he's 
away, right. 

379
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,080
And in the back of the car, he 
was doing this thing where, 

380
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,920
first of all, I feel like if me 
or you were to get arrested, 

381
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,200
right, you'd immediately, under 
the circumstances, turn into the

382
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,040
most mannerly man in the world. 
Yeah, well, there's this guy, 

383
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,920
like, put the bubble down. 
Yeah, he doubled down. 

384
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,680
And my favourite hang that I've 
seen in a few videos, like 

385
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,840
online and Facebook of people 
getting arrested and stuff like 

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00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,160
that, where they scream at the 
police officer. 

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00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,440
I know my rights. 
I know my rights and I'm just 

388
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:37,040
waiting for them to be like 
Section 147 and then like, am I 

389
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,840
being detained? 
He was really doing that. 

390
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,280
Am I being detained? 
Then fuck off. 

391
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:51,160
You can't handle the truth. 
You're right. 

392
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:55,120
The do like the do be like 
action that like it's bullshit. 

393
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,880
Yeah, the guys watched two 
seasons of Suits and he's like, 

394
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,320
I dare someone to fuck with me. 
You have known on me. 

395
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,680
It's like you have a glass 
bottle broken in your hand. 

396
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,800
Yeah, that guy's lying down with
blood around his head. 

397
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,560
Yeah. 
You have the same blood on your 

398
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,760
face. 
Like you did it. 

399
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:15,320
You told us you did it. 
But yeah, it's, it's, it's it's,

400
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,600
it's just great to be home. 
Like Remix? 

401
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,280
I don't think Belfast is 
necessarily Wilder than other 

402
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,960
cities around, like the UK and 
Ireland. 

403
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,280
I just think it's more like 
condensed the city centre. 

404
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,120
Yeah. 
So you see the madness a bit 

405
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:28,800
more. 
Yeah. 

406
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,600
And there's no like, big 
skyscrapers or anything. 

407
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,920
So you see it all. 
Yeah. 

408
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,040
You have a view, you have a good
panoramic view of the of the 

409
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,800
madness. 
Yeah, I don't know if the height

410
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,320
of the buildings restrict your 
view of like craziness it does. 

411
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,720
Maybe width would be more kind 
of the thing would be tricky. 

412
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,200
Yeah, it could be that like it's
not a lot of narrow. 

413
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,080
Buildings like breath over a lot
of type. 

414
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,960
Yeah. 
What do you say? 

415
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,160
Don't worry about it. 
Actually say breath over life, 

416
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,720
which I was like something like 
I would say breath over life bro

417
00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:00,840
biting his lip bore me and you. 
His lip fully bleeding as well. 

418
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,080
I. 
Just met the guy that night too.

419
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,200
It was the barge and he certain 
one drink. 

420
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,600
Nobody poured A harp like that 
and fucking years made for me. 

421
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:16,280
Belfast, it is wild but but I 
love the madness of it. 

422
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,280
Do you know what I adore? 
Do you know what you'd want? 

423
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,320
A show that streams just to you.
And it's about an hour of 

424
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,280
highlights you get on Friday and
Saturday night, and it's an hour

425
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,760
of city centre highlights. 
You watch it from the comfort, 

426
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,160
you're home, you're not in any 
danger and you can just sit 

427
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,560
back. 
And there's some mad stuff like 

428
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,000
people getting. 
And then there's funny stuff 

429
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,360
too. 
Yeah, you know, it's not all 

430
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,440
grim. 
Like there's funny stuff. 

431
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,280
Yeah, put a bit of common age 
shit in there. 

432
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,360
A love story. 
Like the SOS bus? 

433
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,240
Remember the SOS bus? 
What's the SOS? 

434
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:47,880
Bus It used to sit a Shaftesbury
Square on nights out. 

435
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,480
So it was like a it's a charity 
basically, and it's like a big 

436
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,720
stationary boss, but they've got
like a medical side of it as 

437
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,760
well and they help the homeless.
So they give out like roles or 

438
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,240
if you were too drunk, they'd 
put you on the bus that put a 

439
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,640
like blanket around you. 
That phone, whoever they needed 

440
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,520
the phone. 
It was class. 

441
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,840
I don't know if it's still 
there, but I saw some very funny

442
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,840
outside once, which was there 
was like a homeless guy walked 

443
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,840
out of the SOS bus with a bread 
roll. 

444
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,760
And this isn't, you know, like 
if you were there, this is 

445
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,680
funny, right? 
And it's not funny now, but he 

446
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,720
put half the bread roll on his 
head and started saying I'm 

447
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,160
bread roll man. 
And I don't know why, but not 

448
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,400
every. 
Time you saw it, that's still 

449
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,440
funny. 
Yeah, not a day goes by where I 

450
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,480
don't think about that. 
I bred Roman, just started 

451
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,680
walking down the don't go, don't
go Rd. 

452
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,200
I was like, that's 10 out of 10.
That's 10 out of 10. 

453
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,840
Usually one of them in Cookson 
as well, like Bread Roman. 

454
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,320
Every time I was a Brad Roman, 
you know, it's like. 

455
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,160
The beating the best Batman. 
I almost lost their RIP but it's

456
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,160
like there was You want to cook 
stone, right? 

457
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:58,920
He was on a road tick. 
There's one in Kickstart, like 

458
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,800
you would go to it after for 
Nightside. 

459
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,720
I don't think, I don't think it 
was, I don't think they were 

460
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,000
helping homelessness. 
It was just like people that 

461
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,840
were too drunk, as you said, and
you'd go in and the only thing 

462
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,360
they served was like they would 
give you bottles of water or 

463
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:14,920
soup, vegetable soup. 
Now, post night out, I would 

464
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,920
always kind of go to a kebab, 
maybe a pizza. 

465
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:22,160
Let me tell you something, bro. 
Nahon Fox with a good vegetable 

466
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,480
soup if you're staying. 
Unbelievable. 

467
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,640
Unbelievable Sir, but I used to 
pull a real fly one which I do 

468
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,200
have a wee bit of guilt about to
this day. 

469
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,880
Where I used to go in they'd 
give me one soup and I go mate, 

470
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,960
sorry, my girlfriend's out there
and she's fucking blocked 2 veg 

471
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,920
soups for the big man. 
Veg soup. 

472
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,000
I mean, it's like, you know, a 
bit of pizza in there. 

473
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
It's like kind of like a cool 
look, kind of like seems like 

474
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,960
they would do in New York. 
There's nothing cool about you 

475
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,080
being in like an alleyway in 
Cookstown, drunk, being like. 

476
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:58,000
Yeah, I'm doing me when Andrew, 
you know the Louis TV show where

477
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,360
it's just like I'm eating a 
slice of pizza. 

478
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,560
Everybody who's on stage just 
constantly and said the Comedy 

479
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,280
Cellar, fucking talking on a 
vegetables. 

480
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,280
Heading into the burn Alfin to 
do an open spot. 

481
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,640
I don't know what my drunk food 
is. 

482
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,760
Just like a good chip. 
Yeah, good chip. 

483
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,280
Something to go, red sauce, 
something like that. 

484
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,880
No. 
Why? 

485
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,360
But soup? 
I don't know. 

486
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,920
I'm telling you, you have to 
experience it for like everyone.

487
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,320
Getting a roll with it. 
No, they weren't dictionary 

488
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,160
rules now. 
Jesus Christ. 

489
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,040
So what the fuck do you think 
you know made money? 

490
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,680
That's we can eat bread roll man
to come up. 

491
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:33,080
Exactly. 
Do you like your time in London?

492
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,240
So how long have you lived in 
London? 

493
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:39,360
I moved there July last year. 
So like when you started living 

494
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,560
there, say first few weeks 
compared to now, do you like it 

495
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,760
more? 
Do you like it less? 

496
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,400
Is it about to say less? 
I would say really, I think what

497
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,240
it is is, yeah, it's made me 
really scary. 

498
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,280
But I think I think what it is, 
right, is I think when the 

499
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,000
pandemic happened, everyone kind
of had a bit of existential 

500
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,080
dread, you know what I mean? 
And I was just sort of like, I 

501
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,640
just came back from living in 
LA, was back home living. 

502
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,640
And then I think when everything
was kind of shut down, there was

503
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,360
no gigs. 
I was like, fuck, I need to, you

504
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,600
know, move about again and try 
and like, say as much as I can. 

505
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,760
And then America wasn't an 
option because at that time, if 

506
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,280
you were playing for a visa, 
they'd laugh at you. 

507
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,320
Yeah. 
So I was like, I'll go to 

508
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,160
London. 
I'll take a year there. 

509
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,200
I'll see how it is. 
I'll see what the scenes like 

510
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,720
now. 
I like the city. 

511
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,760
Not that first on the comedy 
scene in general, you know. 

512
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,760
What? 
What, what did you have in your 

513
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,040
mind before you went? 
And then what was it about it 

514
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,960
where you were like, That's not 
what I that's not what? 

515
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,520
I So what you can do is like you
can get on stage every night, 

516
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,200
but the ups and downs are 
hilarious. 

517
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,640
There could be one night where 
you're in top secret, which is 

518
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,600
like one of the best rooms in 
the whole country. 

519
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,840
You play there and it's like, 
you know, you come off stage, 

520
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,000
you think you're fucking Bill 
Hucks the next night, immediate 

521
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,440
humbling. 
You're playing in the basement 

522
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,280
of a sushi restaurant and 
everyone's just eating sushi, 

523
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,800
not even looking at you right, 
right. 

524
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,840
So it's like a lot of that. 
But like, I think for me, I was,

525
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,760
I wanted a tender date with a 
with a woman and she said to me 

526
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,480
about. 
My dad hears about this, yeah. 

527
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,880
She said about how like, like a 
city is a lot like a 

528
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,600
relationship in general where 
it's like, do you actually 

529
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,680
really want to be here? 
Do you really want to be with 

530
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,360
this person? 
Or you kind of make it work for 

531
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,000
reasons of like safety or 
whatever, or trying to be 

532
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,240
logical about things. 
So I was just like. 

533
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,600
They've. 
Tendered it, I know. 

534
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,800
You were like this. 
Oh, and then she said. 

535
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,360
She went for she fucking ruined 
pardon for me, like in the 

536
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:34,760
cinema, but it was like she she 
like she made a good point. 

537
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,800
I was holy shit, she's totally 
right here. 

538
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,320
Like I then thought about how 
much I liked living in the 

539
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,720
States, Not there. 
I was like, I mean, they're 

540
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,320
going to be home where I really 
enjoy living or if I'm going to 

541
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,400
try and like work on another 
circuit. 

542
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,760
And why not shoot for the one 
you really, really want, which 

543
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,240
is like New York for me 
personally. 

544
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,400
I think as well it's probably 
difficult for you because got 

545
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,360
like very good following here. 
You're doing really good gigs 

546
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,120
here, tour Ulster Hall, whatever
it is. 

547
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,840
So you get accustomed to doing 
like a nice level of gigs. 

548
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,280
So even if it's a bit of a weird
gig or a nightmare gig, it's 

549
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,560
probably like a good amount of 
people there, someone's people 

550
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,720
already know you. 
So it's going to go all right. 

551
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:17,400
But the idea that there you're 
just at in certain gigs starting

552
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,080
again or like. 
Yeah. 

553
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,960
And I think the start, I do like
that though, but I think maybe 

554
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,560
some of it is like imposter 
syndrome. 

555
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:28,080
We built where I'm like, I don't
think that I deserve to do gigs 

556
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,600
like the Ulster Hall, you know 
what I mean? 

557
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,880
Yeah. 
And so my whole plan behind it 

558
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,680
is like, get out to a circuit 
like New York, learn as much as 

559
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,920
I can in the three-year visa and
then just come back here and 

560
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,840
apply that and then be like, 
right, I feel ready now to like 

561
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,480
properly get into this do. 
You know where you'll like where

562
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,560
do you see yourself like living 
for good or do you do not even 

563
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,480
know? 
Because if you don't know, I 

564
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,920
really like command that because
I'm very much I need to know 

565
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,080
like what my roughly what my 
plan is if that makes. 

566
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,920
Sense. 
No idea, no idea. 

567
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,560
I think that's great. 
I work off like if there's a wee

568
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,600
thing in the back of your head 
that's telling you to do 

569
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,400
something, if you don't listen 
to that, it's just going to get 

570
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,240
lighter. 
What? 

571
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,280
That sounds like something Jack 
the Ripper would have said. 

572
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,600
Like, I originally didn't want 
to see your dad. 

573
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,800
And the voice in my head was 
like, Dennis got a piece on him,

574
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,960
you know what I mean? 
You're gonna mess right here and

575
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,280
you have to listen to it, you 
know? 

576
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,680
Yeah. 
No, it's, it's, it's totally 

577
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:31,120
like if you're doing something 
right and you know, it is like 

578
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,520
stable or whatever, or, you 
know, you're making it work, but

579
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,960
then there's something I knew. 
It's like, fuck it, why not? 

580
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,680
Life's too short, go ahead for 
that thing. 

581
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,320
Yeah, I think too, like my dad 
passed and definitely had a 

582
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,280
thing on me where it was like, 
oh shit. 

583
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,280
You know, you do realise kind of
like life is finite. 

584
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,760
You think about time. 
Yeah, thinking about time is 

585
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,480
scary. 
Absolutely. 

586
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,960
It's like you have a start and 
an end and this is all that sort

587
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,520
of exists in between and it's 
what you want to make it, you 

588
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,000
know? 
Yeah. 

589
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,440
So if you do have like a bit of 
a notion of something you want 

590
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,240
to do, why the fuck not just but
you were this? 

591
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:06,800
Wing maybe that rue that feeling
for you, but you were like that 

592
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,960
before you've been like that 
since I know you you're 

593
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,960
ambitious. 
You're like maybe you know I'm 

594
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,800
going to try this. 
You wanted to do that doing like

595
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,920
big gigs, moving the different 
the different places like that. 

596
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,160
I think you already like that 
like your dad passed away maybe 

597
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,840
like speed that up for you or 
took it up a level. 

598
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,800
But you were always like curious
about to me like travel or, or 

599
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,480
going and just giving things a 
shot, like even like when you 

600
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:31,840
did the Strolenoma. 
Yeah. 

601
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,520
And didn't stand up that long. 
Yeah. 

602
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,960
And again and and it's gone away
now. 

603
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,320
But that was still around the 
time where I'm sure when you 

604
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,440
said you were doing that, there 
were other comedians who even 

605
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,160
me, it's were probably like me, 
like, I don't know, like because

606
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,000
they don't want to see you. 
They don't want to see it not 

607
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,080
go. 
Well, you don't sell any 

608
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,720
tickets. 
If I, if I had a, if I had a 

609
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,360
friend that had just started 
comedy and they were three years

610
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,640
deep and they talked about 
booking a venue like that, I'd 

611
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,640
be like, can yourself, you know 
what I mean? 

612
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,480
But you don't, you don't know. 
You're just sort of figure it 

613
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,000
out. 
So like. 

614
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,360
And you're I'm really like, 
what's the worst that's going to

615
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,880
happen? 
It was like media Mandela, 

616
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:12,240
Mandela Hall that like you'd 
have thought that mates of ours,

617
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,760
you'd have thought I had burked 
Wembley Stadium. 

618
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,520
They were like, like, and they 
were like coming from the best 

619
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,360
place, but being like. 
Like. 

620
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,760
Think about this like, Are you 
sure? 

621
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,440
And I was like, well, I'm sure I
want to give it a go and that's 

622
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,680
probably enough. 
And if it doesn't work out, then

623
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,880
I'll know where I'm at. 
But I'm not going to know unless

624
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,880
I book it and put it on sale. 
That's the thing, you're never 

625
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,280
going to know, so you might as 
well take the swing, you know? 

626
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,760
Yeah. 
And the important thing, I think

627
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,680
to an extent I do have that 
thing where I'm, I think they're

628
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,080
very, there are communities, but
there are very few who would be 

629
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,720
like in like an SSE or an 
Austral whatever and be like, 

630
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,560
yes, I deserve this. 
I think I'll, I have a thing of 

631
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,880
like, like, I mean, somehow 
we're doing it, you know, so 

632
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,520
like, let's let's enjoy it. 
Yeah. 

633
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,640
And I can be, I can try and 
bring myself around to the 

634
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,960
thinking of like, no, you know, 
I work hard. 

635
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,760
Like, I do deserve this in a 
way. 

636
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,520
But I don't think there's many 
who would be like, yeah, fuck 

637
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,600
this is. 
Yeah, the Ulster Hall for me was

638
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,840
like the same thing as like 
anytime I have sex I'm like, I 

639
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,120
can't believe it's happening. 
Fair play to this colour, you 

640
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,360
know what I mean? 
Because I have seen my penis 

641
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,280
before in the reflection of 
mirrors and nightclubs, and not 

642
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:27,120
to get into too much detail. 
You've seen it in murders and 

643
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:27,880
nightclubs. 
Yes. 

644
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,480
So like, you know, if you're 
passion and then maybe there's a

645
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,960
mirror in the side or something 
and you get to have a wee look 

646
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,600
at yourself, you know? 
Yeah, yeah. 

647
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,920
And I never walk away from not 
feeling great, you know, because

648
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,880
my my penis flaccid and person 
looks like a premature Pokémon. 

649
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,200
It doesn't look good. 
It doesn't look good at all. 

650
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,720
So anytime I'm having sex, I'm 
like, fair play to me. 

651
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,160
And then same with the Ulster 
Hall, like fair play, don't know

652
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,960
how to serve us. 
Fair pit of them all for coming 

653
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,920
out. 
Yeah, yeah. 

654
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,600
But it's happening anyway, so 
let's see what happens, right? 

655
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,520
You know? 
That's a lovely analogy. 

656
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,720
Yeah. 
We poke like, what kind of 

657
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,920
Pokémon would it be? 
Like a blastoise, probably. 

658
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,800
I don't know. 
I don't even know Pikachu. 

659
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,880
I don't either. 
I don't even know what that 

660
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,520
looks like, no. 
Charizard. 

661
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,880
Just sounded like a good penis 
Pokémon, yeah. 

662
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,560
And you? 
Don't want to fuck a Charizard? 

663
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,320
That'll that'll stay with you. 
I bought. 

664
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,000
Bernie push. 
I bought Bernie. 

665
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,160
Push. 
Yeah, that's Bernie Sanders 

666
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:30,400
campaign slogan. 
I yeah, there there has to be an

667
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,560
element of just being a 
chancellor with with the big 

668
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,760
solo shows and tour, even just 
doing a tour, even doing a tour.

669
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,760
Yeah, I think my thing is to 
like, have you ever seen Dreams 

670
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:43,400
of Sushi, the documentary about 
the wee Japanese fella? 

671
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,840
And he's like maybe 70 odd and 
he's just been making sushi his 

672
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,920
whole life. 
It's the most. 

673
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,400
Please watch it. 
It is the most motivating and 

674
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,480
like, wholesome thing you'll 
ever watch because the guy is 

675
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,200
just obsessed. 
He's like an actual Craftsman. 

676
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,720
He's like, I spent five years 
making sure the seaweed Robin 

677
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,280
was perfect. 
Then I moved on to the rice, 

678
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,880
Then I moved on to making sure 
I'm getting the best cuts of 

679
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,560
fish from the best suppliers. 
All this here shit, right? 

680
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,960
And you're watching it and 
you're like, that's how it 

681
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,320
should be. 
You know, you should try to 

682
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,400
learn as much as you can. 
Seaweed. 

683
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,840
Five years. 
Five years bro, but here 

684
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,520
Italian. 
I'd say it's bang and seaweed. 

685
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,440
Does he have a wee play it like 
a wee restaurant? 

686
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,600
Oh I it's underneath the fucking
train station. 

687
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,080
He's probably doing some. 
Business. 

688
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,560
Oh, why? 
Isn't he like oh is it on 

689
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,720
Netflix from? 
It is I well, no, it used to be.

690
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,440
I don't know for those now, but 
you'll find it easy enough. 

691
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,360
Like, but yeah, anyone who's 
doing anything should watch that

692
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:38,200
because it shows like patience 
and like learning and like never

693
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,920
feeling like you've kind of. 
And stand up is like that too. 

694
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,960
Yeah. 
You know, no matter what level 

695
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,600
you're at. 
Like, you know, I'll talk to 

696
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,600
acts. 
They're 20 years deep, 30 years 

697
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:50,200
deep, and they're still being 
like, I still die on my ass. 

698
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,160
I still. 
Yeah, and it's. 

699
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,360
Important to figure stuff out. 
You know, you're always figuring

700
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,720
it out. 
It's important to get that 

701
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,760
across as opposed to like, yeah,
I figured this out. 

702
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,400
Like, I think it's important to 
celebrate your losses as well as

703
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,800
your weight wins. 
And I feel like when we do the 

704
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,680
podcast, I always talk about 
like a fucking bombed dad or 

705
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,239
died on that. 
Like if every gig was brilliant 

706
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,840
it would be a shit job. 
Like, yeah, it'd be boring, 

707
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,360
Absolutely so. 
Boring, but the the threat that 

708
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,239
it might go badly is great. 
Yeah, I died my whole last 

709
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,280
Monday in the pavilion. 
How was that talk, my friend? 

710
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,120
So what kind of death, what kind
of subcategory of death are we 

711
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,679
talking? 
Oh, it was fine. 

712
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,239
That's what the gig. 
Was. 

713
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,480
That's the worst one though? 
It was. 

714
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:34,920
Fine, I said before you would 
prefer you prefer hackles, 

715
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,760
indifference, but when it's just
all right, that's the that's the

716
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,080
worst. 
It's so like meek, you know, I 

717
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,199
was trying new stuff. 
I should have opened with 

718
00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:48,199
something a bit bit more tested 
because I wasn't sure about it 

719
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:50,719
and I looked like someone who 
was just not sure about it and I

720
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,000
was forgetting to actually 
deliver it in like a comedy 

721
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,159
style. 
It was just me saying words and 

722
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:59,000
it was it was grand, but like it
was on the drive home was like 

723
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,160
that fuck yeah, that that 
annoyed and I had like a long 

724
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,920
drive home. 
So I just I was just an Irish 

725
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,000
dodging opener. 
So it didn't. 

726
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,760
Mind nice music at a sushi 
restaurant for that track. 

727
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,960
Yeah, that's it really. 
She's at least you have a drive 

728
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,880
home. 
I have a bus home. 

729
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,240
Yeah, I have a 27 free home. 
Right. 

730
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,200
Sometimes it's just me and the 
driver because it's the last one

731
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,080
and we're just sort of looking 
at each other and sometimes, 

732
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,120
yeah, I'll have a yarn. 
You flaunt those rules. 

733
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,320
I'm a front seat of the taxi 
kind of guy, you know, I'll 

734
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,240
always talk to the driver. 
Sometimes that can be an 

735
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,040
aggressive move. 
Sometimes they don't want they 

736
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:29,840
don't. 
They don't want you. 

737
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,720
In there I suss it out. 
You know, Oh well, that. 

738
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,440
I know as soon as I open the 
door you. 

739
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,600
Know I'm here's one thing I 
noticed yesterday when I was in 

740
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,640
a taxi I may have phoned into as
soon as I got into them out just

741
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,960
in case he wanted. 
That shot, no, I like that as 

742
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,400
shot did all last night. 
Phone capture at Leon and she 

743
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,760
was telling me about how she 
recently started seeing this 

744
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,560
fella. 
And she was, she was, she was 

745
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,880
the driver. 
Yeah, yeah. 

746
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,560
And she was like, I knocked him 
back for two years. 

747
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,480
And I was like, what does that 
mean? 

748
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,040
And she was like, no, I just 
kept them kind of, you know, 

749
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,160
trying for two years. 
And then, you know, maybe he saw

750
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,960
that Sushika, and he was. 
Like it's going to take years. 

751
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,760
Yeah, five years for a seat we 
drop. 

752
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:04,960
I can wait too. 
For Leon, you know. 

753
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:17,320
What I mean is that good? 
Push it, push the whole arm that

754
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,920
way and then tilt the mic this 
way. 

755
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,120
How's that? 
How's that? 

756
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,280
Is it good? 
Yeah, he's still not. 

757
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,760
He's like, you're saying that? 
Yeah, it's like, whatever. 

758
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,040
I it's like whatever I wash, 
that's just for my mom. 

759
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,240
Michael, you come and do it. 
You come and do. 

760
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:38,120
It make sure I walked into 
Kieran's podcast, You're there 

761
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,640
and we tiny bit of the curtain 
fell down. 

762
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,400
He hated it, hardly. 
I love Kieran. 

763
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,960
He's fucking. 
I'm glad to see him fucking get 

764
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,360
his dues because he deserves it.
Like he's so fucking funny. 

765
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,920
Yeah, it's, it's just. 
A brilliant and it must be nice 

766
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,160
for you to be able to like dip 
back in the things here. 

767
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,320
Yeah, absolutely. 
And every time you probably see 

768
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,240
it's it's elevated a bit more. 
It's it's bigger. 

769
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,560
It's bigger. 
And you can come in, do shows, 

770
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,280
do your own shows. 
But like, have you even in the 

771
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,840
last year, have you noticed, 
like since being in London, do 

772
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,960
you think the scene here is 
grown and grown? 

773
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,840
I left in the boom, Yeah. 
Yeah, concert fucking. 

774
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,120
Calvin, it's like the. 
California Gold Rush as. 

775
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,400
Soon as the first we nugget was 
what you're like, I'm away to 

776
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,240
Hong Kong. 
I'll be in that sushi astronaut 

777
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,120
looking at you. 
Boys sound like theatre tourism.

778
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,560
Like what the fuck am I doing 
here? 

779
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,520
Fuck the craft. 
Fuck. 

780
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,000
The craft. 
Fuck the seaweed. 

781
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,320
Wrap and get me back. 
Get some coin in the fuck No, 

782
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,800
it's I also said too by accent 
Kieran. 

783
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,680
It's good to see him get his 
Jews, yeah. 

784
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,760
He has acquired. 
An army, the. 

785
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,560
Goblin King, actually. 
Has a very dark. 

786
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,040
Sort of undertone, dude. 
That's true. 

787
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:46,600
That's true. 
And The funny thing about this? 

788
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,360
Thing we've kind of we've 
created with Kieran, like love 

789
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,400
and money and all that kind of 
thing. 

790
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,920
If he leans into that, it's 
funny and it gets him money. 

791
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,880
I literally said. 
That to him last night. 

792
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,720
I literally said that to him 
last night because the more 

793
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,280
money he makes, the funnier we 
all. 

794
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,720
Find it so he's like, OK, I'll 
do a raffle at my show yeah and 

795
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,920
people are like, that's so funny
you're doing a raffle, guys 

796
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,520
walking out with duffel bags of 
money like yeah, people are 

797
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,840
probably opening emails to him 
being. 

798
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,360
Like Carrie Coyne. 
What do we number for you here? 

799
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,320
He's like, he's like, oh, Joey 
funny. 

800
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,080
Like he's like, we're going to 
do a prank. 

801
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:21,960
Everyone here's my PayPal semi 
£50 for and everyone's like, ah,

802
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,880
Karen loves money. 
He's cleaning up. 

803
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,080
Yeah, he's doing fucking great. 
He's cleaning up, he like 

804
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,280
resets. 
Rooms like. 

805
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,480
Yeah. 
No other. 

806
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,440
Yeah. 
Do you do? 

807
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,680
Do you ever? 
Have like London comedians, like

808
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,440
say to you about the scene, 
like, do people know? 

809
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,240
Do people know? 
Just over here. 

810
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,720
It's funny because. 
You know, you go over to 

811
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,000
somewhere like London, right? 
And you know, first couple of 

812
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,920
gigs, every time I had a bunch 
of comedians come up to me 

813
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,680
afterwards and they're like, 
where have you been? 

814
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,760
And I'm like, don't you fucking 
worry about it? 

815
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,560
But I'm like on their. 
Lips, yeah. 

816
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:01,680
No, but I'd be like, it blows 
your mind because I genuinely do

817
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:05,200
think if we're talking pound for
pound, this is the best circuit.

818
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,720
It's unquestionable. 
I think so, because like, 

819
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,760
obviously the likes of New York 
and the likes of London, they've

820
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,000
got fucking the top 1% of 
comics. 

821
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,600
Yeah, but they also have Lana 
Shang. 

822
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,760
Yeah. 
And also there's a lot of 

823
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,680
fucking people there. 
So if you're talking the 

824
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,760
population size of this country 
with the comedic talent that we 

825
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,480
have, without a shadow, I agree.
Without a shadow over there, I 

826
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,040
agree. 
Because when you go to like the.

827
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,040
Good comedy nights here, even if
and we can all be that on a 

828
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,800
certain night, even like the 
person who has the weakest set, 

829
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,600
it's it's. 
Still nowhere near. 

830
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,160
Even if you go to the Comedy 
Store in LA, the weakest set 

831
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,000
here would fit. 
It would, could, could fit in 

832
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,560
there. 
Yeah. 

833
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,480
Even. 
Of course you've got like, arena

834
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,240
acts and stuff. 
But like, sometimes we'll be 

835
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,120
like, I had a bad one there and 
other comedians would watch it 

836
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,400
and go. 
It was great. 

837
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,800
Yeah. 
But like the, the, the bar here 

838
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,360
is so high now it's ridiculous. 
Like and. 

839
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,840
If you go on show like people, 
people will say to me afterwards

840
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,960
like. 
Oh, is there any other comics 

841
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,680
kind of Northern Ireland there? 
I'm like, and then they follow, 

842
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,960
they follow me on Instagram, 
right. 

843
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,640
And I'm not saying anything 
about what I'm doing over here. 

844
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,520
Yeah. 
And then I'll see comedians that

845
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,560
I'm friends with in London 
follow me on Instagram. 

846
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,960
And I'm like, I'm just going 
home for the weekend. 

847
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,120
They do a lot of gigs. 
Yeah. 

848
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,080
And it's fucking the Telegraph 
Building. 

849
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,680
We get us. 
Yeah, in a live podcast. 

850
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,440
And they're like, what the fuck 
is going on over there? 

851
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,040
Yeah. 
Like, they can't understand 

852
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:25,680
that. 
Yeah. 

853
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,400
And and neither can I in a way. 
I think let's just keep. 

854
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,840
Doing it and don't be saying. 
Anything. 

855
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,360
Yeah, You know, yeah. 
It's like just keep doing it 

856
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,800
until they say like I think, I 
think. 

857
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,160
Like I think that. 
If you'd look at the. 

858
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,720
Lineup we have over here and you
look at fucking how everyone's 

859
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,600
doing their own shit, nowhere 
else doing that. 

860
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,240
No, you couldn't have a London 
comic come up, start their own 

861
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:55,640
podcast, get a follow on and do 
theatre and arena shows and, 

862
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,240
and, and you know what? 
That's a lot. 

863
00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:02,120
Of that's down to is is is 
audience is people said this 

864
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:06,560
load of times, but it used to be
people here that kind of were 

865
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,080
into comedy. 
They go out twice a year. 

866
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:13,600
They go and see Jimmy Carr and 
Peter Kay at the odyssey and 

867
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,960
that was their that was their to
or they go and see Russell hard 

868
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,200
or whatever. 
Yeah, and and we were always 

869
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,480
saying like I but for a fiver, 
you could come and see 5 

870
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,560
comedians and it's a cheaper 
night out and the venue, like 

871
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,640
you'll be really close to them. 
And you were having to explain 

872
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,480
what a comedy club is. 
And then people now started 

873
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,280
going all right, that's that's 
better, not better. 

874
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,720
Like it's totally different 
experience. 

875
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,360
Like going to see Peter Kennedy 
Odyssey on real night. 

876
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,240
But this is an unreal night in 
like a slightly different way. 

877
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,920
So people here are, are 
supporting their own. 

878
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,280
And that that's the thing that 
doesn't happen in other cities. 

879
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,120
Liverpool do it, maybe. 
Maybe Glasgow, yeah, but it 

880
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,360
doesn't happen. 
Anywhere else? 

881
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,120
There's like a thing of like, 
oh, they're from here. 

882
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,000
No, like, no, no, get like who's
coming over? 

883
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,800
Yeah, it's wild, but they're 
actually. 

884
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,800
Like no, these are our. 
Comedians, yeah. 

885
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,560
And that, like, I'm doing a long
time. 

886
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,240
That was never, ever the case. 
Yeah. 

887
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,600
And we fell into that too, of 
like, so you wouldn't put on 

888
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,000
solo shows, you wouldn't put on 
a tour because you're like, 

889
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,080
that's for, that's for the ones 
from England or whatever to come

890
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,840
over and do. 
But then we're like, no, no, 

891
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,800
I'll give it a go. 
There's honestly no better. 

892
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,840
Audience to have behind your 
back the Northern Ireland yeah 

893
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,120
yeah yeah. 
People that actually. 

894
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,320
Like and follow you. 
They will fucking like keep 

895
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,680
pushing you and they're, they're
good comedy. 

896
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,960
Crowds like you, I'm sure you're
some places where they're like, 

897
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,360
oh, the crowds here love it, but
it's a lot of Heckler. 

898
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:38,280
They don't really know how to. 
Crowds here are so good, yeah, 

899
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,920
like you'd think they're a bit 
mad, but this stuff here too, if

900
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,640
you're full of. 
Shade, though, yeah, yeah, yeah,

901
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,760
you know, I'd say. 
There's a lot of acts. 

902
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,040
That could get very humbled if 
they came over here. 

903
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:48,960
Yeah. 
You know what I mean? 

904
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Like you say. 

905
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,280
Like Medium Pavilion, I put out 
a Instagram post that Luke who 

906
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,480
was like, who runs it was like, 
I don't know how many people 

907
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,320
will be there. 
And I'd done a few weeks ago and

908
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,120
give him a big shot. 
I was like, this is on the Omar 

909
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,520
Rd. 
So many people live on the Omar 

910
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,400
Rd that wouldn't know. 
Maybe I, you know, put that out.

911
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,360
So I did on the day of this gig 
and he was like Britain, loads 

912
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,000
of people now are coming down, 
which is a nice thing to be able

913
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,040
to do. 
So there was people there, a lot

914
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:21,200
of people that have come to see 
me, but that and that like that 

915
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,200
didn't buy me anything, which is
a sign of a real of like a 

916
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,480
proper comedy crowd where like 
just because they maybe saw my 

917
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,680
post and came down, it didn't 
mean they were like I didn't get

918
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,240
it by ball for that reason. 
Yeah, they still judge me on my 

919
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,680
material, which on that 
particular night wasn't good 

920
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,200
enough. 
But that's the way it should be,

921
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,360
because that's what makes. 
You a better comic and then but 

922
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,760
then also that's the only. 
Way I can know if it's good 

923
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,680
because if they just laugh at 
anything, then I go brilliant 

924
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,960
and I go and do that material 
somewhere else in the world and 

925
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,040
they're not laughing. 
I'm like, but back home they 

926
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,240
were they were laughing. 
How many gigs would you? 

927
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:58,200
Say a year roughly, you really 
enjoy like as in you come off 

928
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,800
and you're like, that's the 
exact reaction that I wanted. 

929
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:09,080
I'll tell you percentage wise, 
go ahead. 70% you enjoy? 

930
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,000
Yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

931
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,840
I'd say I'm like maybe? 
40 right? 

932
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,640
And like, I the reason being is 
because I feel like, you know, 

933
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,360
when you're really cooking, you 
know what it feels like? 

934
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:21,920
Yeah. 
My giveaway is saying, have you 

935
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,320
ever seen me put my foot on the 
back wall? 

936
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,760
I'm getting too cosy up there. 
You know, in a good way or a bad

937
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,680
way like. 
No, like I'm fucking. 

938
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,840
Murdering. 
Oh, OK, But if the if the foot's

939
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,480
not on the wall, it's not one of
them nights. 

940
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But when I, whenever I did open 

941
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:42,960
for Shane Gillis, like he came 
off stage at Hackney Empire or, 

942
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,000
sorry, Shepherd's Bush Empire 
and he came off stage, 2000 

943
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,800
people standing up for him, 
clapping, going mad, and he came

944
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,400
off stage and he's like, oh, my 
axe sucks right now. 

945
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,960
And I was like, that's what 
makes him what he is. 

946
00:44:54,960 --> 00:45:00,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You know, guys, I'm so sorry for

947
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,280
this. 
See. 

948
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,720
That's a humbling thing if 
you're doing a podcast on the 

949
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,760
bed. 
No, it's great, mate. 

950
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,040
Yeah, it's great. 
We can't hear you, mate, but 

951
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,160
it's great. 
You're killing it. 

952
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,040
Yeah. 
Here, Jamie and Joe Rogan just 

953
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,960
let it slide. 
Yeah, these boys like McCann. 

954
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,040
Would you fucking put the hang 
to your mouth for Fox sake? 

955
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,920
How many podcasts have you 
fucking done you decade? 

956
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,280
Why you call me that? 
Personal. 

957
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,400
Yeah, I think. 
People presume that every game 

958
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,200
you do, you're like, you kill 
it, you knock it out of the park

959
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,000
and you drive home being like, 
I'm brilliant at this. 

960
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,040
Yeah, but yeah, you can get 
credit. 

961
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,760
And once, like, you have a 
brilliant set, but you maybe 

962
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,200
forgot to do this small bit in 
that bit. 

963
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,280
And that's what's in your head 
when you're driving home. 

964
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,280
But that was the best that. 
Was the best. 

965
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,840
I think that was the best 48 
hours. 

966
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,280
One of the many my top five, 
yeah, top five 48 hours of my 

967
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,880
life. 
Well, that was open in for Shane

968
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,200
Gillis because. 
That's the. 

969
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,960
That's. 
What we want to do is you were 

970
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,600
like going from one day and you 
do another. 

971
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,360
Yeah, Russian about that's what.
That's what bro, they put me in 

972
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,400
a fucking. 
BMW on the way to the other gig.

973
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,280
Well, I thought you meant like 
for the night. 

974
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,640
What's a hotel? 
It's 5 Series for do you want to

975
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,720
do you want to hear much of A 
trap? 

976
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:18,160
I am right? 
So I was like this, this was 

977
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,600
like bucket less shit for me, 
right? 

978
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,200
She ends one of my favourite 
acts. 

979
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,240
I definitely downplayed how much
of a fan I was of. 

980
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,520
I'm trying to be cool, Isolate 
that and make that the promo 

981
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:30,200
clip. 
Like he walked into the green 

982
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,040
room I was. 
Like, I mean, yeah, good, good 

983
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,320
numbers are there. 
You're like good turn out there.

984
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,640
You're like. 
Fuck, I mean. 

985
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:43,120
I can. 
Be fucked with Paul trader is 

986
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,360
asking me to open from I was. 
Going to take up, but you know, 

987
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,680
I was like your first turnover 
here, might as well come down 

988
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,120
and support talent, fair play 
anyway. 

989
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,640
And like I was kind of having 
that kids, you know, and and 

990
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,200
like a few jars and messing at 
that slip, you know, but I just 

991
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,080
thought I just had the best 
fucking time because I was like,

992
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,120
this is this is for me, like 
bucket list shit. 

993
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,080
I was like, I'm going to book 
myself a nice hotel. 

994
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,240
Anytime I've ever get in Dublin 
before I stay in a hostel. 

995
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:15,320
Last time I stayed over there, 
stayed in a hostel, 30 people. 

996
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,080
There was one guy. 
He went around each person in 

997
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:23,000
the room and he goes, folks, I 
hope you don't mind, but I kind 

998
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,200
of have this thing. 
I've really bad tennis and so 

999
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,640
when I go to bed, I just like to
put on like a wee kind of 

1000
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,040
background music. 
However, it doesn't bother 

1001
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,440
anybody in the room. 
That's my first thought. 

1002
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,360
I was like, mate, if you have 
this thing right, because I also

1003
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,320
have tennis, right? 
Do you? 

1004
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,280
Yeah, I do. 
All right, man. 

1005
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,240
I believe you're. 
Fucking going to help me, I 

1006
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:46,320
fucking hear ringing on my head.
Mate, you know I had goes away 

1007
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,400
steamhorn in the. 
Distance. 

1008
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,240
It never fucking stops. 
So I was like, I was like, I was

1009
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,080
thinking about headphones, but I
was like, who the fuck am I to 

1010
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,600
tell this guy? 
I was like, yeah, mate, don't 

1011
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,960
worry about it, right? 
What do you put on in the middle

1012
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,600
of the night? 
Like classical? 

1013
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,800
Music or something like I come 
under the hostel. 

1014
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,160
Half 12 at night, 10 hours of 
cafe background noise. 

1015
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,320
Everyone's. 
Sleeping and just. 

1016
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,600
Like faint noises of like, you 
know, the barista fucking 

1017
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,240
switching the hang the to get 
the coffee out. 

1018
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,760
And I was like, this would dry 
like this Is this guy's going to

1019
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,040
shoot up the hostel? 
You know, there's a fucking 

1020
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,040
serial killer and I have to get 
the top bunk. 

1021
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,240
He was my bunk buddy, too. 
Here's what I've said about 

1022
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,360
hostels. 
People that stay in hostels 

1023
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:33,240
murder fans. 
You must watch pro documentary. 

1024
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,760
Of people getting murdered and 
go, oh, I fancy a bit of that. 

1025
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,280
Let me stay in a hostel. 
Let me roll the dice with these 

1026
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,400
strangers. 
I love how much girls. 

1027
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,680
Love, Murder, just love. 
Like seeing any, any any wee 

1028
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,000
story about someone getting 
fucking shanked to death. 

1029
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,920
A girl to be listening to while 
she's baking. 

1030
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,760
Pop a wee podcast. 
Pop a podcast on. 

1031
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,160
My way to work. 
Oh, what are you listening to? 

1032
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,720
Like, is it the Chris Ramsey's 
one or something? 

1033
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,240
Or like a wee lifestyle one? 
She's like, no, it's a guy got 

1034
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,720
his head caved in the subway 
station. 

1035
00:48:57,720 --> 00:49:00,760
They cut out the children's. 
Eyes and she's there making like

1036
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:05,960
cookie dough, doing Zumba to it.
I've never done something I 

1037
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,280
don't know what to. 
Do. 

1038
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,000
Imagine it is to do that. 
That's gay porn. 

1039
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:21,880
Zumba compilation on xhamster. 
Oh man, honestly. 

1040
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,760
Willie T. 
Stayed in a hostel in Toronto 

1041
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,200
and Wheels. 
Big flax. 

1042
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,600
That's a bar. 
Right there is that a folklore 

1043
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,120
fellow Willie T stay in the 
house in Toronto and he was 

1044
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,560
never that sounds like an old 
Dublin. 

1045
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,760
Or so Willie T went over 
Toronto. 

1046
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,560
Stay in the hostel, sent for the
children. 

1047
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,560
But he stayed in the hostel and 
he was like, yeah, I like 

1048
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,520
staying hostels. 
And I was like, you're going to 

1049
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,680
get your head caved in. 
How do you go? 

1050
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,080
To How do you be asleep? 
I'll be like, there could be 

1051
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,480
people just looking at me. 
Well, I can't talk because I 

1052
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,400
lived in a house. 
With 40 people, that's right. 

1053
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,960
In LA, yeah. 
But that was. 

1054
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,520
But you had your. 
Own, you know, you had your own 

1055
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,040
meat curtain and all see that 
all? 

1056
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,120
Oh, that's our oh you. 
Had your own curtain. 

1057
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,080
Oh, it's all right, man. 
The curtain makes a difference, 

1058
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,120
you know what I mean? 
But you know, people can do the 

1059
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,600
curtains. 
Open them. 

1060
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,680
I murder you. 
You. 

1061
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,960
You think. 
Do you know what your problem 

1062
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,120
is? 
You think you can't be murdered 

1063
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,320
through a curtain? 
Shield. 

1064
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:17,680
Night. 
Night. 

1065
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,840
Dead. 
Brick. 

1066
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,600
No, no, no, Ted Bonde. 
I'm going for sleepies, Ted. 

1067
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,480
Ted walked away because. 
The young man had his curtain 

1068
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:36,920
closed. 
Guy in a machete looks at your 

1069
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:48,200
curtain like Cardiff fuck up. 
Titanic's going down, he's on 

1070
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:48,840
it. 
Like it's all right. 

1071
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:59,800
Should be all good. 
If they just had a real big 

1072
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,880
curtain, they could. 
Have stopped 911, you know the 

1073
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,160
plane. 
The first class. 

1074
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,360
Like fuck we're not. 
Crash. 

1075
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,120
Missing take hard left. 
Janine. 

1076
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:18,240
Janine, close them. 
Guys. 

1077
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,880
Guys just awkwardly standing in 
the aisle. 

1078
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,080
But. 
If they if they all the carts 

1079
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,680
coming down, if they didn't have
a curtain, Can you imagine how 

1080
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,840
much of an even bigger field day
conspiracy theorists would have?

1081
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,720
They're like, yeah, that curtain
was George Bush. 

1082
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:37,040
You know, nobody talks about it.
I There's nothing worse than 

1083
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,680
even the. 
Piss mid flight and the cart is 

1084
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,560
coming down the aisle. 
Yeah, I, I when we were flying 

1085
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:42,920
over. 
To. 

1086
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,840
Toronto I was. 
I got up from my seat, walked to

1087
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:46,840
the back to the where the 
toilet. 

1088
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,240
Sir. 
The cart was like 5 rows in 

1089
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,480
front of me. 
There's about another 30 between

1090
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:55,560
me and not on the toilet and I 
said I was like, I'm just sure 

1091
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,080
you have like I'm just looking 
to the toilet. 

1092
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,640
I said do you want like UK to 
back it up to like the toilet 

1093
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,000
area and then I can walk. 
Out a little. 

1094
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,960
John And she goes, she goes, she
goes no. 

1095
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,680
And I was like, all right, I 
just stand there the whole time.

1096
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,520
Last time this is actually. 
Unlocked the suppressed battery 

1097
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,480
the last time I flew to the last
time I flew to New York. 

1098
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,080
Like the carts coming down, but 
I'm fully out. 

1099
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,200
I'm asleep. 
So I take the gamble. 

1100
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,800
Sometimes I'm like, listen, the 
sleep's more valuable to me than

1101
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,640
whatever the fuck dash tonight. 
Agreed. 

1102
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,640
So I'll take the sleep, right 
Yeah. 

1103
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,560
I woke up by the way I. 
Hope this doesn't start like a. 

1104
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,560
Rye or something I get like a 
tweet from fucking American 

1105
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,800
Airlines. 
This woman right woke me up, but

1106
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:37,440
she had me like a dump like like
1/2 dumped almost or that's what

1107
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,000
felt like like it didn't feel 
like a friendly tap of like Sir,

1108
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,480
She's like it was like we 
fucking like it was almost like 

1109
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,320
she turned around. 
She was like get this fuck and 

1110
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,760
she fucking. 
Follow on like. 

1111
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,520
I woke up as if that's the only 
way she can get through. 

1112
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,040
Cup. 
Human and she put up a. 

1113
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,400
Catch him. 
I haven't forgot all about it. 

1114
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,520
As they care, whatever you had 
to do. 

1115
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,800
But I want to tell you about the
so the hostile situation, right?

1116
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,320
I was like, fuck up. 
This is a there's a big gig for 

1117
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,600
me personally. 
I'm going to book myself a nice 

1118
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,800
hotel right now. 
My mate Dom hooked it up because

1119
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,000
his cousin works at this hotel. 
I think it's the Maison in 

1120
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,640
Dublin, right? 
So I get a room in there, right?

1121
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,720
And it's the nicest place I've 
ever stayed in my life. 

1122
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,760
Like there's a pool and shit in 
there. 

1123
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:26,400
That's my calibre for nice. 
I'm like, there's a pool here I 

1124
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,240
can go into. 
I was walking about it and I've 

1125
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,280
been like, is that accident? 
I don't want to get fucking 

1126
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,440
duped here. 
Like now work. 

1127
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,800
Away the toiles and all too. 
What smell? 

1128
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,640
Amount class. 
So I go up to the room, right? 

1129
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,840
You know Kevin McAllister and 
Home Alone. 

1130
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,600
Literally, that was it. 
And I go up to the room, right? 

1131
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:49,120
And I, I open up the door and 
I'm used to like an E top layer.

1132
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,200
The bed's touching the wall, 
right? 

1133
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,280
Yeah. 
So I get in there and there's 

1134
00:53:55,280 --> 00:54:00,320
like bottles of gin, like 
crisps, chocolate. 

1135
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:05,440
There's a bottle of Jack Daniels
in the bed tucked into the bed, 

1136
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,320
right? 
Like, are we baby? 

1137
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,840
And I was like, Dom hooked me 
up. 

1138
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,360
I was like, Dom must have got me
some sort of like mad sweet, 

1139
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,480
right? 
So I go on my Instagram story, 

1140
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,280
flax him right and look at all 
this shit. 

1141
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,880
Cracked open the bottle of Jack 
Daniels, had one glass of it and

1142
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,720
majorly one of my mates taxed me
being like, you stupid cunt, 

1143
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,280
that's a money bar. 
They're going to charge you for 

1144
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:30,160
that. 
The next day. 

1145
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,120
I immediately screwed the cat 
bag on, put it in the fridge and

1146
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,520
forgot all about it And I went 
down the next day and I could 

1147
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,320
you hang from the new barn. 
I goes fucking bottle of Jack 

1148
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,440
Daniels open in my room. 
I got up there and I was like, 

1149
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,360
I'm not prepared for that 30 
Dang, they would have charged me

1150
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,760
for a glass of Jack Daniel, but 
they put it on the bed. 

1151
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,680
That's. 
That's an order I would. 

1152
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,640
Have I would have took the L 
right, But the fact that they 

1153
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,360
put it in the bed, I was like 
you're you're crafty fuckers. 

1154
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,000
Yeah, And you won't get me with 
this. 

1155
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,520
Yeah, No, you didn't get charged
for it. 

1156
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,160
Well. 
Maybe Dom? 

1157
00:54:59,160 --> 00:54:59,560
I don't. 
Know. 

1158
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But yeah, no, I've managed to 

1159
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,080
get away with it. 
I think I like a. 

1160
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:09,360
Nice Hotel is brilliant because 
we've all stayed. 

1161
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,440
In. 
Shit holes but like a nice. 

1162
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,560
Hotel. 
Like even we stay in holiday in 

1163
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,520
Toronto was brilliant, really 
nice. 

1164
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,440
Do you know what's The funny 
thing on Like a Girl? 

1165
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,840
Is tender BIOS Are you ready to 
get your haircut bro have a 

1166
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,280
good. 
One, what are you going for #2 

1167
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,480
back in sides. 
All of it. 

1168
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,840
To you all over, it already 
looks pretty trim. 

1169
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,760
I don't. 
Know he keeps it trim. 

1170
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,000
See you later all. 
Right away you go. 

1171
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,960
He keeps it trim. 
Good man. 

1172
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,640
I got my haircut for the first 
time with with not my usual 

1173
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,960
Barber and Oma and it was it was
the first time I got a cut and 

1174
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,560
it was in London. 
Wasn't about it. 

1175
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,680
You can't beat the dynamic you 
have with your. 

1176
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,320
I don't believe in soul mates, 
but I do believe in soul 

1177
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,920
barbers. 
Yeah, like you find your Barber 

1178
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,040
and that's it. 
And you know, you should keep 

1179
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,120
the relationship as best you 
can. 

1180
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,360
Sometimes, though, you got to 
change. 

1181
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,480
It up I maybe I just haven't 
found the right haircut. 

1182
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:03,320
I feel like I'm saying Kokona. 
What's that? 

1183
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,520
I I see. 
Go see. 

1184
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:09,600
Kokona what? 
Do you mean I go see Kokona Is 

1185
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,080
this? 
Like is this like a? 

1186
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,240
Dog in terminology or what? 
Is this Coco Coco's? 

1187
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,560
Down the road is it? 
Is this the hairdresser? 

1188
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:17,640
Yeah. 
OK, right. 

1189
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,360
OK, I don't know. 
Right. 

1190
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,080
So you don't see Coco. 
I will see Coco. 

1191
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,960
Do you want to see Coco? 
I feel like I. 

1192
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,320
Could. 
Yeah, I could go see. 

1193
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,040
Coco. 
Yeah, Today, today you hook it 

1194
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,640
up with Coco, see what he has 
because he's. 

1195
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,680
We up here, but what we say, I'm
sorry about the game. 

1196
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,440
Is it an app? 
Coco is an app. 

1197
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,520
Yeah, Firebox. 
It's not like Coco's up the 

1198
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:37,880
apps. 
Not it's not Coco's. 

1199
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,840
He's just on and up. 
Yeah, but my, my. 

1200
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,120
The Barber that had London 
already like too over familiar, 

1201
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,960
right? 
He was talking about his days 

1202
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,440
that he used to be in the Army 
and then was talking about all 

1203
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,560
the pranks they'd play on each 
other. 

1204
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,480
And then majorly just showed me 
a video of like some guy with 

1205
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:57,120
his deck out, like teabagging 
one of the other boys. 

1206
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,800
And I was just like, can you 
just, can you just comb my hair?

1207
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please. 
All those kind of pranks go that

1208
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,600
way. 
Yeah, why are you dragging me 

1209
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:05,680
into this sexual? 
Assault. 

1210
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:09,880
Yeah. 
You know, it's like it's the 

1211
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,240
one. 
That rap there, that's like. 

1212
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,040
Yeah, all those like. 
Rugby pranks. 

1213
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,040
You just have the you just have 
the nerve to talk. 

1214
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,080
To me about the mic and user in 
the corner, Yeiten Yeiten and 

1215
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,840
ref and fucking Tokyo ref over 
there. 

1216
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,880
I wish you'd go to Coco, but you
can't. 

1217
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,480
He's got nothing in it. 
Oh no. 

1218
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,800
Fuck. 
But one day. 

1219
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,840
We'll get you. 
We'll get you more. 

1220
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,920
Coco, I'll go see Coco, but I 
want you to have. 

1221
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,320
Like the Hollywood. 
Experience. 

1222
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,760
We'll go for a nice launch. 
It'll be a nice. 

1223
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,480
I'm excited for lunch today. 
It's going to be good. 

1224
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,240
You like where we're going? 
Yeah, is the place Kiri likes. 

1225
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:44,040
Yeah. 
Jockster. 

1226
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,480
Fuck yeah. 
We'll take you to Jockster. 

1227
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:46,400
Yeah. 
I'm going to have them chicken 

1228
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,760
and waffles. 
You like it? 

1229
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,680
Yeah, I do like. 
That what have you. 

1230
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,840
Got coming up, you got anything?
Anything happened, well, move. 

1231
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:58,960
Back here in July and then 
taking a year, stack that bread 

1232
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,800
player and then go to New York 
next year. 

1233
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,680
Not across that, just like, come
on, don't fuck about. 

1234
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,880
But yeah, then hopefully move to
New York next year and just see 

1235
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:14,040
what happens. 
Yep, you know, that's how that's

1236
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,200
how I want to pan out the next 
few years. 

1237
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,560
I just like the idea of like an.
Instagram video like shuttle 

1238
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:23,920
epic and all of you just like 
like touching down at JFK yeah 

1239
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,600
just be like boom our McCann's 
in town and all you have over 

1240
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:30,040
your shoulder is a microphone 
and a curtain Oh why yeah for 

1241
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,280
protection for. 
Protection. 

1242
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,960
Yeah, obviously they were like, 
should I carry a bulletproof 

1243
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,560
vest or like an alarm or 
anything? 

1244
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,440
Love it. 
Go to Harry Corrie. 

1245
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,160
Get yourself a curtain now. 
Don't go. 

1246
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,000
Don't get caught. 
Slipping about a curtain. 

1247
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Curtains all you need, even in 

1248
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,160
that you know that old phone, 
the guy. 

1249
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,920
Comes into the doll with a knife
the old second one yes. 

1250
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,320
Notice when he kills there it's 
because he pulled back the 

1251
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,520
curtain yeah. 
Yeah, that, that's. 

1252
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,200
True, I'm all wrong. 
No, you're right, because. 

1253
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,240
The thing about curtains. 
Is and what will be annoyed 

1254
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,160
because if you're serial cut 
like a murderer in that one, you

1255
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,600
never want to look. 
You want to look like stone 

1256
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,200
faced, clean, clinical. 
But the thing with curtains, if 

1257
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,880
you don't open it sometimes and 
there's nothing worse than not 

1258
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:19,520
knowing where the part is. 
No serial killer wants to move 

1259
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,200
around. 
So if you have yours. 

1260
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,640
In a weird place. 
Like if you've got a curtain 

1261
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:27,640
this like a 5 foot curtain, but 
the parton's like a foot in, 

1262
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,080
yeah, no one's getting, no one's
getting through that. 

1263
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,760
That's actually great because 
serial. 

1264
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:34,240
Killings, I feel like they're 
always in films and 

1265
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,120
documentaries. 
They always seem very seamless. 

1266
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,440
Yes. 
And I'm like, there definitely 

1267
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,560
has to be some awkward, like, 
serial killings somewhere. 

1268
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,080
Do you know what I mean? 
Like, yes, the guys had a wheat 

1269
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:46,200
trip or something, Yeah. 
I need this blows nose. 

1270
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,400
No serial killers ever asked for
a. 

1271
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:56,280
Hanky. 
The fucking Kleenex shankers. 

1272
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:00,480
Out of the game. 
You guys needed the sneeze. 

1273
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,080
Yeah. 
Sorry, 2 seconds. 2 seconds. 

1274
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,680
No, it's OK. 
It's OK. 

1275
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:06,800
And then he does need the. 
Sneeze. 

1276
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,160
Yeah, Or like a tad. 
Bomb they were. 

1277
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,760
It's like fucking He goes to buy
a drink and the bartender gets 

1278
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,320
it wrong. 
He's like, man, don't fuck us 

1279
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,640
up. 
You know what I mean? 

1280
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:22,440
All right, man, That's us. 
We're going to go take a walk up

1281
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,600
the High Street, have a little 
bit of food, have a nice time. 

1282
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,000
Your podcast called Dirt Civil. 
Yes, you and Tim, me and myself 

1283
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,600
and Tim Gallagher. 
Are one of my best mates. 

1284
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,640
We do it well, we try and do it 
every week. 

1285
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,960
Start a podcast. 
That's how it started. 

1286
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:36,720
I just. 
Grabbed them by the back of 

1287
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,840
head. 
I was like we should have a 

1288
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,680
podcast I reckon. 
I feel like we have a good 

1289
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,360
dynamic and people might enjoy 
listening to it. 

1290
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,040
Do you Fatia so bar if you 
don't? 

1291
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,000
I had my fucking dump. 
I got all. 

1292
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,120
American Airlines at me as I got
it made it cemented. 

1293
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,920
Yeah. 
Third Civil. 

1294
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,680
Where do people find that 
iTunes? 

1295
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,160
Spotify, I think we're on 
Napster. 

1296
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,680
We're doing good numbers on 
there. 

1297
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,360
Do a Limelight exclusive. 
Bonus Sorry, that's. 

1298
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,920
We do our live streams on Lime 
Wire exclusively. 

1299
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,320
If you look up Crank that 
Soldier Boy, we've. 

1300
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,480
Actually, we've we've. 
Stolen his technique to become 

1301
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,280
number one and we've just if you
look up crank that soldier boy, 

1302
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,800
you won't hear the you. 
It's just me and Tim kind of 

1303
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,200
chat with you. 
It's you. 

1304
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,040
And me you can. 
Tell me. 

1305
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,320
Anyway, Pusher, I'll see you. 
I'm calling my dad tonight. 

1306
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,840
We'll see you. 
Please give it up for my 

1307
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,000
stepdad. 
Aaron McCann, I've had a great 

1308
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,600
time here. 
Thank you mate I appreciate it. 

1309
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,000
Fucking great work and shout out
to all the zippers. 

1310
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,720
Yep, thank you very much. 
Love that you've. 

1311
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,280
You've you've, you've handled 
yourself very well. 

1312
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,160
Thank you mate. 
You've very. 

1313
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,920
Nice guest. 
Nice house guest. 

1314
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,040
You've come in, shown respect 
you thank the zippers. 

1315
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,000
You've Mike's never talking to 
you again because of Mike. 

1316
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,720
It's a good time. 
But no. 

1317
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,080
Your shirts lovely, I appreciate
it. 

1318
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,960
You're a nice man I never knew. 
You're a big Budapest guy, but 

1319
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,160
it's good to see you rapping. 
Budapest festival. 

1320
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:07,240
Oh. 
Nice. 

1321
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,080
I don't know. 
This is actually from top man. 

1322
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,480
This was Secret Santa present. 
Nice. 

1323
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,000
I'm the sort of guy wearing Led 
Zeppelin T-shirt and you go oh 

1324
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,040
bro, what's your favourite 
album? 

1325
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,680
I'm like, I don't. 
I thought they were. 

1326
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,360
I thought that was the song 
itself. 

1327
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:20,840
Led Zeppelin by Jimi Hendrix. 
I don't know, I'll tell you my 

1328
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:24,120
favourite Budapest album. 
Oh boy, you know what is it? 

1329
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,680
George Ezra? 
My man loves that. 

1330
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:29,840
Try the R.E.M. 
Again.

