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Zippers welcome to this episode 
of the tea with me podcast with 

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me. 
She and told it's Christmas Day.

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It's Christmas Day. 
Is it actually Christmas Day 

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when this comes out? 
Shalom. 

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Can I say to my fans? 
Crossing Michael Jacksonville. 

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Feliz Navidad. 
Oh, nice, Dave, go ahead. 

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Go ahead. 
Feliz Navidad. 

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, to the 
Spaniards. 

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Happy Christmas, everybody. 
Before we get into this episode,

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let me tell you that this 
episode of the TV podcast 

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sponsored by None of the 
Manscaped. 

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And what better thing to do with
all your Christmas money? 

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Yes, David. 
I just mean what a better thing 

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to do on Christmas Day and the 
shave your pubes. 

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Don't go see the family. 
Don't spend time with you, say 

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you. 
Lock those balls, nothing more 

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your family want than a clean 
bar, said Chris. 

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You say, Granny, I will be 
there, but at the minute I'm not

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lying to you. 
It looks like. 

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It looks like. 
It looks like. 

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Quick wit. 
Here's the thing, Granny. 

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It. 
Looks like it's going to be 

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Christmas, but I'm going to tell
you. 

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It'll be some Stevens Day, for 
God's sake. 

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It looks like Granny looks like 
I have a lot of pubes because I 

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do, so I'm going to shave. 
Them first. 

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I don't know, Granny will. 
Do you think that looks like 

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pubes? 
The granny is no Bush like a 

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granny. 
Why is my granny the dad and 

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Steptoe and something But look, 
you start you. 

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I want you to start 2025 right? 
And that is with a lovely trim 

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pubic region manscape to have 
all the products you need. 

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I don't know if there's some 
sort of sale on the website. 

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Maybe there's, Maybe there's a. 
Like a 20% off in free shipping 

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if you use the offer code. 
And that's an all year sale that

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we have 20% off free shipping. 
The links in the description 

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Manscape have unbelievable 
products. 

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Also, if you're going to 
somebody's house and you forgot 

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to get them a Christmas present,
get it now and then take it 

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there. 
Seriously though, if you buy a 

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manscape for your family, how's 
that Chaco? 

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Well, family member. 
You're getting for your uncle. 

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Right, and show up to his house.
Happy Christmas. 

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For our. 
I go listen. 

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Don't wear from them, right? 
Yeah. 

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Fucking ignorant bastard. 
That's Rabidor or I'll just down

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there and. 
I go. 

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It could be Manscape himself. 
I say listen, I remember you 

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were wearing shorts were a bit 
too short because the early 90s 

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was different time and I 
remember it. 

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First of all, I thought Leo 
Sayer was was in your shorts. 

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Yeah, the very niche reference 
in Afro. 

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Yeah, I. 
Couldn't think about for all 

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guys Jimmy Afro there X Factor 
way more niche. 

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Yeah, mad outside Jimmy or Jason
Shankey and Let's Burn Rd ones. 

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Got a photo of them? 
Jimmy Afro me play voice. 

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Umm, so we just be like, I just 
be like, we need to talk. 

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I go listen, I've brought you 
the greatest gift of all, and 

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that is no pubes. 
Why have you harboured that 

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memory for about 25 years? 
Because it turned me on so much.

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Happy Christmas. 
Happy Christmas. 

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We also need to plug the 
Patreon. 

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We look, there's an episode, 
there's a Lazy Boys episode 

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coming out window. 
This Friday, This Friday is that

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with Father Christmas, not with 
Father Christmas with Gary. 

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Clause something's brother. 
Yeah. 

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Dave, you, you will love this 
episode of Lazy Boys. 

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We thought Father Christmas was 
coming to visit us. 

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OK, Father Tepmas, he was 
calling himself. 

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We'll leave it at that great 
episode of Lazy Boys plus Paul 

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back catalogue of all the tea 
with me Patreon stuff SSE there 

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was a video what to start about 
it, but in May we're doing the 

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SSE Arena tea with me live. 
Let's get stuck into this 

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episode. 
If we may she and talk 

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comedy.com come see my Irish and
American tour shows. 

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Come into my. 
Commerce, get ready. 

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Commerce get ready. 
Commerce Get. 

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Ready, Ching Dominic, the 
donkey. 

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What you call me? 
Whoa, whoa. 

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Ching the Italian Christmas 
donkey. 

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What's your favourite Christmas 
tradition? 

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Brother. 
Like from around the world? 

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Because a lot of random ones. 
Krampus Krampus first ever. 

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Boy, what was that podcast 
called me this? 

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The first ever boy original. 
Boy. 

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You see my new? 
Film where I play the first ever

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boy father. 
Why am I smaller than all the 

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men in the village? 
Because he was another boy, the 

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first ever boy. 
So does that make me the oldest 

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boy? 
Yes, the sequel. 

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The world's oldest boy. 17 1/2 
years old, they call. 

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Me, the world's oldest boy. 
AK, the elderly child. 

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Oh, can I get a bus passed down?
Look at this freakishly. 

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Begin quick. 
Call Ripley. 

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Get him in the phone. 
I've got the oldest boy. 

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People will roll up from miles 
away to see the oldest boy. 

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The moment to be in the fast 
battle of. 

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The freaks just say oh Ripley. 
You didn't even specify his 

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audit. 
Could just be like Terry. 

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Ripley up the road. 
X Blackburn Rovers. 

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League winner. 
Sure reply. 

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You're right. 
I'd be brilliant, do you think? 

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Reply. 
I love his ice cream that's. 

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Not even it I know. 
You would go up there mods me to

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cover Raspberry Ripley. 
Please over on a comedy podcast.

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Oh yes. 
It's all right. 

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Was dead serious. 
Don't you fucking ever suggest 

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that again. 
Does Ripley have a guy like if 

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Ripley if you phone up and say 
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Age the agents of someone. 
Come out to have a look to be 

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like, Let's see how much of A 
freakless freak really is. 

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Was that what I thought it was a
Guinness word, but it is Ripley.

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Guinness's World Book of 
Ripley's Ripley and. 

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I thought there was like, 
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He went, yeah. 
Ripley's Believe It Or Not is 

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they show you like freak stuff 
and they're like, there is 

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always no. 
Fact is, believe it or not. 

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Believe it or not, this bitch is
a beer. 

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Whoa, she's maybe she's a 
polycystic ovaries or something.

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Everything by that Ripley. 
You go in and you go in and it's

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like a lot of freaks. 
There's a Ripley's Believe It or

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Not museum in Florida that I've 
been to, right? 

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Like me just they don't have 
live dudes there. 

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Yeah, you know, but it's like. 
Back in the day, it was 

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carnival. 
Yeah, bring them in. 

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No, no. 
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The three of us, by the way, 
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carnival A. 100%. 
See if I was alive. 

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Look at his fingers. 
Who's? 

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Live in 18 or two. 
Half man have T Rex. 

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What was? 
Truffle pig, let's go. 

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I did truffle in the audience. 
The biggest man as well 

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Shortest. 
Leg Williams girl. 

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I come out and we train, we 
chain like. 

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Babies. 
You, you. 

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Your moustache should be curled.
Yeah, I, I, but it is, it is so 

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like if you had somebody to 
debunk them all. 

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Now, this is the man with the 
baby attached to him. 

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Know what it is? 
There is actually. 

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He was a twin, but the second 
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it's being attached to his body.
You say a man. 

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Actually a freaky probably 
should have some medical 

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procedure procedure to remove 
that. 

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You say a man to debunk them. 
That's just really a doctor. 

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Yeah, that's just a doctor 
explaining things. 

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Yes, now the. 
Function. 

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Man. 
Look at this freak. 

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It's got no news. 
Actually, he got ravaged by. 

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That's the problem. 
With the worldwide. 

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My son was mauled by a pit. 
This man's a freak. 

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He has got 2 toes. 
No, he had severe diabetes. 

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That's what's happened to him. 
He's lost toes in on the me. 

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He's just sitting there like 
this throughout the rock. 

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What is in the museum if it's 
not live, dudes? 

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They'll be like the world's 
biggest snake. 

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Oh fucking hell. 
You know. 

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Tell me they'll be like fucking 
nasty Nick Bateman. 

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Jesus. 
Christ. 

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Nick Bateman, What a great. 
What a cunt. 

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Do you remember? 
My language is appalling. 

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Again, the first ever series of 
Big Brother we passed our notes 

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on that we should evict this 
person and was healed is like 

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honestly Fred W got better 
treatment. 

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I'm not joking. 
I knew the name, not Deborah. 

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It's. 
Not all he did. 

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That's all he did. 
That's like, he didn't bully, he

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wasn't racist, he didn't bully 
anyone. 

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But that's not as bad as 
writing, notes boy. 

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What the fuck? 
Depends if you're writing racist

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notes. 
Oh yeah. 

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Evict this slower. 
Cracker. 

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I thought I always thought they 
were better than Oasis. 

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I was gonna do blur, but if 
they're a racist and I went no, 

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this goes out, I'm not. 
Gonna do. 

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Yeah, We look some up. 
Can you guys tell some freaks 

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that are in Ripley's Believer? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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Yeah, do you remember we got the
Smasher pass on the Freak? 

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Dan, can you type in Ripley's? 
Pocket or not? 

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Best ever freaks or something 
but like. 

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And this one is the pig woman. 
No, it's just a woman who has 

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like a weird growth in her face.
She's a pig woman forever. 

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What would our names be? 
What would our name be? 

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In the freak show, like you 
know, they try and like box 

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office your name, you know. 
Oh, oh, and it's hard on I'd be 

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probably. 
So what would I be? 

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I'd be some sort of. 
You'd be hydrogenous, man. 

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The androgynous long limbed. 
That's not don't roll off a 

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tongue. 
Yeah. 

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The androgenous, long limbed, 
weird eyed. 

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I'd be the gap tooth. 
BLOB. 

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The gap tooth BLOB. 
Roll up to see the gap tooth 

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BLOB. 
Put your wife in between his 

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front 2 teeth you'll pour out. 
You'll be the finger ghoul. 

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You just. 
You will. 

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Pick your pockets from a 
different town. 

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It's the finger. 
You're here, he can close your 

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back door from here. 
Keep an eye on your other back 

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door. 
Oopsie. 

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It'll be extra I. 
Think I'd be the no necked 

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badger? 
Yeah, they dressed me up as like

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a wee badger. 
No neck on the badger. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
What would you do we paint in 

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your face to make you look like?
I know what they do. 

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Everyone's in and sat and then 
they turn all the lights off and

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they let him just run amok. 
So he like run through on your 

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legs? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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I'm like you just don't know 
where. 

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You're running. 
Yeah. 

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What you're saying, what I do, 
and please believe it or not, is

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essentially we turn the lights 
off. 

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And I just have a go with you. 
But then back in those days, 

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that wasn't. 
Believe it or not, this guy will

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just have a go on. 
So back in those days, like the 

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man who likes the anal hole, 
it's the Rimmer the. 

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Lights come on. 
The lights come on. 

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And he holds a goal for the rim 
boy. 

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Oh no, yeah, you keep him on the
leash. 

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Yes. 
Now you may watch out or I will 

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release the Rim Boy. 
Or the arse. 

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Boy the arse boy. 
Worst ever marvels. 

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Derry Airman. 
I'm waiting for what they say. 

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Londonderry airman, anyway. 
Look that kind of podcast back. 

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Christmas. 
Oh, here we go. 

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Here's some of the. 
Dick and Don there mate. 

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The original deck. 
What are these? 

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11 has a very serious and the 
other has a very showman they 

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like. 
It's the straight man and the 

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Joker. 
They're like, yeah. 

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The straight man and the 
homosexual. 

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What's this creature? 
This is a little girl. 

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I've got little girls. 
I'd hate that to be mine. 

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Just me as a kid. 
Oh no, it's the crab. 

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Boy, you know the very. 
Fingers. 

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He just has crab pinces. 
Oh. 

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Shake his hand. 
Oh, what's so grim? 

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What's this? 
It's. 

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All those really hairy face 
guys. 

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Peruvian Wolf child. 
Yeah. 

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Fully grown, I could do the 
manscape. 

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Manscape prescription. 
Yeah. 

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As you are like that everywhere.
Or just his face. 

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Just his face. 
Bald is caught elsewhere. 

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Oh wow, them Oh is the player. 
You do it like that. 

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Human Tripod put a microphone on
his head. 

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With a shoe on his large penis. 
Look at these freaks. 

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John, I'd pay 5 toppings under 
this. 

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This guy looks like the human 
Aardvark up there. 

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A man with a very large trunk. 
The Elephant Man. 

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The Elephant Man, you actually 
niffle. 

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Oh, yes, Sir. 
Yeah, maybe human being. 

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No, this is actually just. 
A photo hide this. 

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Is a photo of me beside you, 
Dave. 

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Why you dressed as a little 
girl? 

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I'm a man. 
I love it that nobody knew what 

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albinos were back in the day and
they're like this little freak 

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is a monster. 
Has not seen sunlight for many a

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decade. 
He is a child of Fritzl. 

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Well what's your Christmas Day 
plans brother? 

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What type? 
What are your Christmas Day 

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plans? 
I normally just I'm very 

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hungover so I lie in bed and 
tell people not to bother me. 

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On Christmas Day, yeah, I loved 
going on Christmas Eve paint. 

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Love that. 
You know me, I take it too far. 

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I'm doing shots, doing baby 
Guinness. 

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Where do you go? 
Horatio dudes. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, it's my Christmas suits. 

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It's lovely. 
It's lovely. 

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On Christmas Eve, it's Ram, but 
it's great. 

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Nice older ladies there too, you
know what I mean? 

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Nicely, nicely, lonely as 
Christmas are. 

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You who's on the pool on 
Christmas Eve? 

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I tell you what, real Derper 
tonight. 

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Do you want to spend your 
Christmas Eve trying to get a 

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taxi or your Christmas trying to
get a taxi home from mine? 

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I imagine that too. 
No, I'm thinking of getting a 

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taxi. 
That's the middle-aged guy. 

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Me being like trying to get a 
taxi Christmas morning. 

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You paying double? 
There's more people than 

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presents and you have to wake up
beside me. 

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There would be nothing worse 
than if you managed to pass out 

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block somewhere on Christmas 
Eve. 

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I'd have to go back to your like
wife, kids being like, sorry 

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about that. 
The worst morning to be like. 

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The Santa company I did. 
I fell asleep in the toilets of 

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Ratio told Daddy Rolls in a 4:00
PM. 

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Sorry, but. 
I've made this time I know where

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my know but there's a couple of 
holly but toddies newly single 

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divorcees in. 
There, you've definitely fallen 

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asleep in toilets. 
Oh yeah, 1000 per year. 

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Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 
Fell asleep in the Westlife 

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concert once. 
Got absolutely blessed. 

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In the. 
Fasting toilet. 

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Yeah, and when the toilet. 
Can cope was like I picked the 

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Whitey. 
So one thing sat in the polls. 

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The holiday just past. 
I woke up. 

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I love the way David, you're 
treating it like a Derby 

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football match, getting sicked 
up for flying without wings. 

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And I missed it ironically. 
Stone Island jacket on Westlake 

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you'd. 
Look like a wee toilet roll if 

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you fell asleep in the Muppet 
scarf, yeah. 

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Yeah, I'd be a man. 
You come up and eat men's 

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bottoms if they stood on the 
table. 

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I mean, I'd be a scary side if 
you're the guy that doors been 

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locked for a while and the guy 
jump over I'm I'm a walk out of 

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the boat. 
By the way, fully closed as 

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well, just. 
And that's me with Nippy around 

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the old zippy as well. 
Look, this is a tradition. 

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This tradition is nearly as 
important as Christmas itself. 

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And that is the Tea with 
meatball game episode. 

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Now, Dave, I've got to warn you.
Yeah, from previous years of 

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playing with this guy cheater. 
Oh no. 

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Little I resent that you've yet 
to prove that I've cheated Dan 

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Foster. 
We've noticed over the years 

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when you review the footage that
Willie T telling the move three 

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places he moves for. 
The allegations I disbelief. 

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Rat. 
Nope. 

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I refute that. 
I plead the 5th. 

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You have not proved that I've 
cheated. 

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You've not proved it. 
Hasn't been proven, it's been 

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suspected. 
Isn't it wild in America you 

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still can't plead the 5th 
Amendment? 

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Why is that wild? 
You think it's wild in 2024 that

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there is a ruler? 
You go. 

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The rule is there so you don't 
have to basically admit to the 

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crime that's. 
That's wild, no? 

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Why is that wild? 
You don't think it's wild that 

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in in American law, you can just
be like, I plead the first man? 

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I don't think it's wild that 
there's a law that means you 

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can't be tricked in to admit the
crime you didn't do. 

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You know anything's. 
Wilder. 

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You can just shoot kids with 
Sammy automatic. 

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Yeah, that's wild. 
Cool. 

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That's wild to me. 
I think it's wild. 

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They're just shooting CEOs and 
everyone's like fuck yeah that's

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wild. 
I don't think that's not wild. 

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Can I make that clear? 
I don't think the only thing 

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wild in the world is that an 
American you pleaded fit. 

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There's more people to go to 
gaol. 

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You're racist, but that is why 
it's so they can't trick you 

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into admitting you did a crime 
that you did not do by the way 

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they phrased the question. 
There's basically seem like you 

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didn't know. 
Then I think what they're 

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missing out on is they aren't 
going to hit them back with it's

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actually opposite day. 
Yeah, I did it. 

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Apple was opposite day. 
Played the minus fifth. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, I put it to you, Sir, that

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gay boy. 
Say what? 

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And they're like what they're 
like. 

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That's all I'm saying. 
That's he. 

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You OK? 
That happened when we were in 

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Dubai, right? 
Yep. 

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I don't know you. 
Don't need an alibi mate, no one

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thinks. 
It was, but I so was he. 

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He was for a big. 
Help a suitable company. 

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Right. 
So what was the motivation of 

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the guy who did it? 
So basically I think his 

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motivation was he just hates 
capitalism. 

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He was shown to be like a big 
Marxist. 

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They couldn't. 
Have fired a Facebook post up 

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No. 
He could have fired that up, but

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he'd rather fire a fucking clip 
in the bad guys guys skull. 

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Now he was a big fan of like the
Unabomber. 

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He's like quite an anarchist. 
So he hates this system of 

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insurance where you're paying 
thousands of dollars. 

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Then when it comes time for you 
to get insured because you're 

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sick, the company is like, 
actually you didn't fill out 

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your paperwork right, So you pay
for that treatment yourself. 

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So he was like, do you know what
it is? 

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Boom boom. 
More fill him from his 

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paperwork, right? 
Tell her that guy who's painted 

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all over the fucking St. 
Have they got him? 

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What's up? 
Yeah, they find him. 

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He got. 
Can you get up a photo of the 

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guy? 
Mario. 

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00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,160
He's Saxy. 
Like he's actually called Luigi.

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Luigi. 
He was trying to pull over his 

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cart. 
He was heading down a wee 

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surpipe. 
He's a sex. 

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00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,800
I wouldn't mind this guy firing 
into me. 

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Wouldn't see his bastard. 
Oh, you said he's a hot guy. 

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Not even ridiculously hot. 
Normally hot guys, No, I don't 

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disagree. 
No, he's not. 

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00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,680
Get that? 
See, that one was in the forest 

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I got. 
The Forest. 

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He looks like a pubic head man. 
He looks like Rory McIlroy. 

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Oh, hey, Daddy. 
Yeah, and I love, I love how the

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entire is in shape. 
The entire world is like this 

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guy that is Grant. 
Good lad. 

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00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,240
I think for hosting a worry and 
stuff beforehand. 

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Not really being on like message
boards, being like capitalism, 

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stupid. 
Fuck these guys. 

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Being capitalism. 
Sex. 

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Oh, daddy, if. 
You're seeing this. 

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I've been arrested. 
And it was. 

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Waiting the upload and then 
they've taken it. 

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Down OH. 
He'll be scondered about that. 

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He got all kinds of hits off 
that in my monetizing. 

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Afterlife, like AH, took the 
video. 

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He's alive. 
He's alive in prison. 

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00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,720
He's not dead. 
Oh, he's the shooter, not the 

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shooter. 
The. 

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Find him in a McDonald's. 
Yeah, really. 

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00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,160
That's which is irony for all 
the capitalism he's fucking 

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giving off about. 
No, but the best part is the 

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00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,920
person who phoned it in, who 
recognised him in the McDonald's

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because there was like a reward 
out for information on him. 

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00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,600
But do Big Macs? 
But it was like 50 grand or 

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00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,440
something, big amount of money. 
But because they phoned the 

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00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,080
police and not the hotline, he's
not getting the money. 

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00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,920
So now everyone's being like 
come had a point, they will fuck

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you. 
And the person who touted 

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getting nada getting Zelch. 
Oh my. 

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00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,600
God, well and now everyone's 
like you're a rat, we bitch, 

440
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,560
shout out him. 
But you know what? 

441
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,000
You feel buzzing if you got 
scooped someone up, be like 

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you're hero. 
I'm like fucking Superman. 

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00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,160
If you were the only, find the 
guy. 

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00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,960
Yeah, because no, you're a type.
Who is The Who is the serial 

445
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:17,400
killer used to get like used to 
get boys and then there was one 

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00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,400
boy like drilled the whole. 
Day, Jeffrey Dahmer. 

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And he wrestled, didn't he? 
So he used to read, He used to 

448
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,120
play a game where he put 
handcuffs on you. 

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00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,320
Is that right? 
Exactly that is no what Dahmer 

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did the thing where don't I'm 
laughing he had a. 

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John Wayne he would do. 
The coin. 

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He would do a thing where you go
or play a game, I've got this 

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trick and he would basically 
handcuff you and he did it with 

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this guy. 
But this guy had like a high 

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school wrestle and background. 
So Gacy would like went to put 

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the cuffs on him. 
The guys like rolled out of it, 

457
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,640
flipped it, put the handcuffs on
him. 

458
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,680
That's how you caught. 
Yeah, that's how you got caught.

459
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,600
But he got out because he was a 
big boy, too. 

460
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,400
He nearly got happy Christmas 
everyone. 

461
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,600
He nearly got caught because he 
like drilled a hole in this kids

462
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,240
head and they left them for a 
second and the kid like. 

463
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,360
That was, that was. 
Damagedammer, the kid damned out

464
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,240
of the apartment. 
Yeah. 

465
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,440
And. 
And then he came out was like, 

466
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,000
we're just in a relationship. 
He loves it. 

467
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:07,480
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

468
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,280
And they let. 
Me, sorry. 

469
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,360
We've had a fight and they're 
like, oh, I see you've drilled a

470
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,640
hole in his head, but I don't 
know what you guys get up to. 

471
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,280
Sure. 
All right. 

472
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,840
I mean, he likes we Breeze 
there's. 

473
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:25,240
Another hole. 
Isn't it? 

474
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,440
I know we ask this every year. 
It's the stock Christmas podcast

475
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,800
question. 
Worst Christmas present you ever

476
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,800
received? 
I don't know if I asked you. 

477
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,200
This my my answer hasn't 
changed. 

478
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,480
It will never top the bag of 
squashes and the rape alarm. 

479
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,560
It will never ever top. 
That from his granny. 

480
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,920
From a granny. 
Baby worst gift ever. 

481
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,480
There's your sweeties and also 
Stacia. 

482
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,760
Weird thing is, yeah, both. 
When you wank him, it's a 

483
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:58,520
horrible noise. 
I don't know what my I just. 

484
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:04,320
Did not worry about it. 
I think the worst I know the 

485
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,440
worst person I ever gave. 
I bought my sister a Sugar Babe 

486
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,200
CD, but I'd already known she 
was getting that Sugar Beef CD. 

487
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,160
From somebody else? 
Yeah, and I threw out the 

488
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,080
receipt because I wanted that 
sugar Beef CD. 

489
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,800
So I was like, ah, fuck, you 
can't return it all. 

490
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,640
Thank you, people. 
See. 

491
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,960
What's the worst you've gotten? 
The gloves. 

492
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:25,880
Has to be the. 
Gloves. 

493
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,760
Yeah, the gloves from my dad. 
Talk about the light bulb. 

494
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,840
But my dad bought me scrambler 
gloves and not a scrambler. 

495
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,120
I wasn't expecting a scrumber 
when you buy me the gloves and 

496
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,800
take me to see scrumbers. 
I do want to know what what 

497
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,520
expects you to do with it. 
Just wear them on your bike or. 

498
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,120
Swear to God on bike, on a push 
bike, on the street. 

499
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,040
It's very odd. 
Part of you think that he just 

500
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,720
forget. 
Then I think my dad put the 

501
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,800
terror on because one time I got
the bike I want that was called 

502
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,320
a Ratley Dark Cross. 
So it was like halfway between a

503
00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:02,440
bike and a BMX or class looking 
and we got it and Christmas Day 

504
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,600
I was recycling all day. 
Put it in the shed that night, 

505
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,600
stolen that night, never found 
again. 

506
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,000
I my dad took it back to the 
shop. 

507
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,920
I still think. 
Why, Yeah. 

508
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,040
But give me a cheaper. 
Bike did you ask him and he's 

509
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,520
like plead the 5th. 
Yeah, played the 5th. 

510
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,920
Oh bastard. 
He played the 5th. 

511
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,760
But I mean, is this in the house
where your dad lives now? 

512
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,720
Yep. 
There's no way I got stroke 

513
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,960
there. 
No way. 

514
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,560
You should get him back on and 
ask him. 

515
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,880
To be fair, the shed was 
unlocked and there's fields 

516
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,440
behind it so. 
You're not getting. 

517
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,440
I fox got him. 
Take a bag, Jimmy. 

518
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,560
Oh, he's lucky to be alive. 
OK. 

519
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,920
Yeah, didn't they say on his 
Netflix special he's going to 

520
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,160
say that? 
Like did he try to? 

521
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,800
Kill him or. 
Yeah, I've tried not say that 

522
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,120
word in the pod but. 
Did reference. 

523
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,520
Why can't you say that word? 
Because then they monitor, you 

524
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,800
know, you know, they're like, 
well. 

525
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,840
Stop. 
Why we need this guy pop some 

526
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,360
bitches in the head. 
I should be able to say the 

527
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,720
words I want. 
When he gets out, he joins the 

528
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:59,920
Paul production team. 
Yeah, yeah, They said he's going

529
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,960
to say on his podcast that did 
he tried to like have him clip, 

530
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,080
but it hasn't. 
Did he say that? 

531
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,720
No, but he said. 
People are saying that he's 

532
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,400
like, I left the duty parties 
for a weird ship. 

533
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,200
They all happened. 
I would say you organised them. 

534
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,840
But he he, I definitely think 
the special was a way to be like

535
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,960
the whole way through. 
He's like, I'm man of God now. 

536
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,000
The whole thing, like he cried 
about 10 times during it being 

537
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,640
like, I shouldn't be here and 
it's all cried. 

538
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,920
So I think he's kind of just 
trying to go right in down the 

539
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,960
man of God. 
I tell you what, as the days go 

540
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,040
on, I'm running out of people I 
can listen to now. 

541
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,760
A lot of them. 
They got my boy. 

542
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,600
What was the special like? 
It was OK, It wasn't, it wasn't,

543
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,400
it wasn't what I expected. 
He was too sad and he got his 

544
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,800
kids like to sing and all and it
was weird. 

545
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,600
I just think he's cutting 
himself across. 

546
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,600
There is like a good guy. 
But that's that's happening a 

547
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,320
lot. 
Russell Brand him people that. 

548
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,560
It's happened twice. 
Who else you using? 

549
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,560
No accusations, but there's 
someone else who's recently. 

550
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,240
Yeah, being accused. 
No, I don't know this person's 

551
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,000
getting accused about it. 
No, this person hasn't been 

552
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,040
accused of anything but. 
He did go to The Lion King after

553
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,360
getting accused, which is 
fucking men. 

554
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,280
Who, who? 
Who? 

555
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:07,400
Why you say, oh, what on me? 
9 problems is more married to 

556
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,360
Beyoncé. 
That was someone else. 

557
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,160
Oh, OK. 
What I mean? 

558
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,920
Oh, that's what I'm talking. 
About I still have issues with 

559
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,160
that because apparently Beyoncé 
and Jay-Z went to a restaurant 

560
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,400
and then people let them in 
after hours and served them food

561
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,320
and wouldn't get photos with 
them. 

562
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,200
So I think that says a lot about
with their next people. 

563
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,200
Yeah, no, they're like they are.
Yeah. 

564
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,000
I'd be more annoyed about the 
other thing he's being accused 

565
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,520
of. 
I just shouldn't miss. 

566
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,160
It at the Corby like he also 
don't take. 

567
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,840
Photos. 
We're a different generation, 

568
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,200
William. 
We're different generation 

569
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,520
Beyoncé's bitch. 
Whoa, come from me, bitch. 

570
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,600
Why do you not like Beyoncé? 
For Kelly. 

571
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,280
You prefer Kelly? 
He's talking about, although 

572
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:47,440
that's at this point. 
So before we look forward, 

573
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,240
before we do this, can I ask 
you, David, being serious, 

574
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,800
what's your perfect Christmas 
Day? 

575
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,760
What time I daily does David 
like? 

576
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,600
But realistically, does David 
like to get up to? 

577
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,320
Does David travel? 
What does the what time does 

578
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,160
David have his food out and does
David have naps talking about? 

579
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,880
What's a lot of stress for me to
think about all this? 

580
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,360
Because as you know, right now, 
technical. 

581
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,240
He's getting yours. 
I'm. 

582
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,360
Freaking out of it where you 
are. 

583
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,320
So I hope to wake up. 
I was bad. 

584
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,160
I hope the way I love it. 
If you left it, I know. 

585
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,800
It was the we limp but don't 
pick this came. 

586
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,800
Out but I would like the way I 
would like the kids to wake up 

587
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,400
at 8:00 but they'll like leave 
up 7. 

588
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,400
Then I need to go downstairs, 
check out whether Santa's been 

589
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,320
or not that boring, can't and 
things. 

590
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,360
Or Fanta clause been about? 
Yeah, I realise that reference 

591
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,920
is not a problem. 
Yeah. 

592
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,760
So yeah, I'll go check Santa 
Claus. 

593
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,240
Been there's been kids will go 
out and have a bit of a play. 

594
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,760
We'll have like a Christmas 
breakfast, which will be like a 

595
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,360
pack of celebrations or 
something, and then we'll just 

596
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,640
hang a bite. 
So you give kids a full pack of 

597
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,800
celebrations? 
For the Elvis election box, I 

598
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:52,840
will or probably this so. 
Much and they go to get one you 

599
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,360
like, stop on the window. 
This year we're going to 

600
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,120
Catherine's parents, OK? 
So we'll go there, eat some 

601
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,400
food. 
Then the kids get a bit like, 

602
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,520
kids are really disrespectful. 
So they'll finish your dinner 

603
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,280
and be like, listen, that and I 
know we're trying to be good 

604
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,000
here, but like, this is so 
boring. 

605
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,480
We won't play all, all our new 
stuff. 

606
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,680
And I'll be like, yeah, it's 
fair enough. 

607
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,320
And then we want to be like, 
like Holly will be a wee bit 

608
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,960
more sensitive and be like, you 
know, listen, you know, I would,

609
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,200
I would just like to play my new
stuff. 

610
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,920
Matilda will be like, this 
sucks. 

611
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,920
I want to leave. 
Right. 

612
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,320
OK. 
And I'll go home. 

613
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,160
We'll do a bit of play on their 
stuff that I'll go to bed. 

614
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,960
I'll probably whip in a leader 
of Bailey's. 

615
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,640
And whatever happens happens. 
What happens, happens. 

616
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,000
Yeah, I'll eat. 
I'll eat ham. 

617
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,080
You definitely. 
Sleep. 

618
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,040
I'll eat ham. 
That's what happened. 

619
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,600
Christmas Hammonds that we pop 
Christmas. 

620
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,720
My dad gives me a Christmas ham 
every year. 

621
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,160
That's the highlight of my 
Christmas. 

622
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,320
That's the one gift I look for. 
Ice, soft bread, real butter and

623
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,640
warm ham. 
I think you fall asleep loads 

624
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,400
during the day with your hands 
like across your belly just like

625
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,240
head down. 
I really, and it's a wonderful 

626
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,280
life just. 
And you just lift your leg every

627
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:55,240
once in a while for we pardon me
Christmas have on pissed, do 

628
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,560
you? 
Have a wee Christmas movie you 

629
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,360
watch every year? 
We love the new Grinch. 

630
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:05,400
You know the illumination 
Grinch, Illuminati Grinch with 

631
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,760
our. 
Grinches like I'm a Christian. 

632
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,680
He actually did turn around in 
the end, you know? 

633
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,120
Yeah. 
But yeah, but he didn't put out 

634
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,600
like a statement. 
The Grinch doesn't have anyone. 

635
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,200
I don't remember these events, 
but I believe them and. 

636
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,640
I love God the G man, but I love
to watch them. 

637
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,960
Too. 
Yeah, he's at my house with 30 

638
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,720
balls there. 
My kids were asleep. 

639
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,600
But yeah, love for grades, love 
Home Alone. 

640
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,240
I've already seen Home Alone a 
lot this year because Matilda's 

641
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,720
at the age now where she's end 
of the pranks and like 4 is 

642
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,120
probably a bit young to actually
want to set someone's head on 

643
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,640
fire. 
Yeah, you know, but she loves 

644
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,720
it. 
She's like kind of no. 

645
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,520
You look like both the bad guys 
in Home Alone combined. 

646
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,040
I do know. 
The. 

647
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,800
Fuck. 
Is that home alone? 

648
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,240
Is that the better job? 
Is that job possession? 

649
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,160
Joe Pesci gets possessed. 
You look like a wee mafia guy 

650
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,200
called Joe. 
Possessy Possessy sounds like a 

651
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,240
lap that's including. 
Come down the possessions. 

652
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,680
But Willie, do you get up late 
on Christmas Day? 

653
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,200
I will. 
Get up around a hard one or two.

654
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,360
No. 
I get up with a hard on. 

655
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,040
All right, Yeah. 
What? 

656
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,880
Half the day's gone. 
I'm allowed to have the 

657
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,000
Christmas I want, OK? 
You definitely say that, the 

658
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,960
nanny, Sheila, all angry. 
Oh yeah, they'll wake me up. 

659
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,320
The open presents. 
I'm fucking livid. 

660
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,840
Oh, we'll catch you a jumper. 
Let me sleep. 

661
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,520
I'm fucking dying. 
I'm so hungover. 

662
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,320
I want left alone. 
This sounds callous, by the way.

663
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,920
I'm just not a big Christmas 
guy. 

664
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,000
Have a Christmas dinner at. 
I will pick at it and then I'll 

665
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,880
go to bed again. 
And you fucking ruin it for 

666
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,120
everyone else. 
You're in the Olympic Christmas.

667
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,200
No idea. 
I'm really Christmas Eve. 

668
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,640
I'm all for it. 
I'm boxing, I'm all for it. 

669
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,280
Christmas Day I'm dying and I 
just want left alone, right? 

670
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,240
And then I'll properly wake up 
around six or seven, head around

671
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,520
to my mate's house, get back all
our Christmas. 

672
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,080
Day. 
Yeah. 

673
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,400
Is there any gifts you want this
year in particular? 

674
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,280
No, I'm not. 
I'm more of a more of a giver 

675
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,800
than a receiver. 
I I love giving presents to 

676
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,680
people. 
I don't. 

677
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,120
But you like receiving too 
though, right? 

678
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,520
Only we things. 
I'm not a big receiver, yeah, 

679
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,680
but I I would prefer to give 
presents. 

680
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,440
Like I've heard you receive more
than O'rell Beckham, junior wide

681
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,360
receiver, NFL player. 
He's receiver. 

682
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,400
Yeah, don't. 
Know don't know that it like. 

683
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,600
Look, we're in it, yeah, and 
there's nothing we can do. 

684
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,240
Yeah, no, I don't love getting 
presents, but I'm I'm a big 

685
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,520
present giver. 
But you're not a real into 

686
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,280
anything kind of guy. 
You don't like birthdays? 

687
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,680
Yeah, Christmas. 
What makes you happy? 

688
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,800
Be left alone. 
Alone. 

689
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,120
You are I used to be like that. 
I did used to love the things, 

690
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,400
but then you know just things 
happen makes you isn't that. 

691
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,480
The story of the Crinch. 
Man, tell the story of the 

692
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,480
Crinch. 
It's hearts just too sizes too 

693
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,800
small and mine's enlarged. 
Yeah, definitely. 

694
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,760
As I'm getting older, I'm 
getting back into the third. 

695
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,800
I just went through a real 
right. 

696
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,160
I went through a real while of 
like, I just didn't like these 

697
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,400
things. 
Birthdays. 

698
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,600
I just don't like the attention 
though. 

699
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,760
Well, you know what? 
We'll have a good time at our 

700
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,680
Christmas party. 
Oh yes, a lot of fun. 

701
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,600
I do. 
I do like Christmas more now, 

702
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,800
but Christmas Day wee man's been
drinking. 

703
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,240
Give me my chocolates, leave me 
A room. 

704
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,960
What I want to know is like what
is your go to recoveries for a 

705
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,320
hangover? 
Say you're really dying. 

706
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,360
What's the the must have 
necessity frozen? 

707
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,600
Fanta. 
Like from the the fucking 

708
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,840
cinema. 
Yep Yep. 

709
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,000
But my local spar doesn't too, 
so they're. 

710
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,160
Great, all man's going the 
omniplex with the Hangover. 

711
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,880
What are you here to say? 
Nothing. 

712
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,280
Yeah, I'm just here for the 
sweeties. 

713
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,720
Pickle X, then a freezing cold 
shower. 

714
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,760
She like you're like Mr Freezer 
hungover. 

715
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,480
You like the frozen? 
Yeah, some people say 

716
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:42,840
masturbation is good for a 
hangover, some people say. 

717
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,840
Who? 
There's a clip. 

718
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,840
That's the newest thing at the 
start instead of most divisions.

719
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,960
Good for a hangover. 
Some people I've heard it be 

720
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,760
said. 
It takes me too long when I'm 

721
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,760
home over. 
It's a shift when I'm home over 

722
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,600
like. 
How long we're talking? 

723
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,240
About two or three hours. 
No. 

724
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,160
All right, Sting Jesus Christ to
finish. 

725
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,160
My well, it looks like. 
Yeah, it's. 

726
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,320
Like Randy Macho Man Savage by 
the time I'm done. 

727
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:19,080
Oh yeah, cream of the crap. 
That's fine. 

728
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,520
That takes me. 
I just. 

729
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,560
You just not have like a wee bit
of a Sammy macro and you wake 

730
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,000
up. 
Oh, no, no, no, no. 

731
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,600
I may as well be on a boat. 
I'm full must. 

732
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,440
You can role play with yourself.
Well hello Mr Penis, what are 

733
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,280
you doing? 
So what? 

734
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,000
Role Am I playing merry? 
Christmas, Mr Penis. 

735
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,000
You're all that boy. 
What day is it Joe possess? 

736
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,160
You owe us money. 
You gotta. 

737
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,000
Pay. 
I'll beat you, Tiny Tim. 

738
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,160
This game is called. 
I'm convinced you've never seen 

739
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,040
Christmas Carol because none of 
those lines are said. 

740
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,800
Ah, Scrooge. 
What one Scrooge. 

741
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,320
Molly, me boy. 
Yeah, Molly, you're dead. 

742
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,080
Who? 
Rub it up, dub. 

743
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,640
You definitely rub the end. 
Oh yeah, of course you guys do 

744
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:06,400
that. 
Gives up for like fat boy slim. 

745
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,160
What was that you were doing, 
Frankie Dettori? 

746
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:17,640
Oh, you're doing nothing. 
There's no way you wake up at 

747
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,040
half mast anymore. 
No, I don't. 

748
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,880
I'm just dead. 
I'm just dead all the time. 

749
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,640
Yeah, but that's the thing. 
About your willies. 

750
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,440
Just like a weed dog. 
It's too old, Yeah. 

751
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,480
Yeah. 
It's. 

752
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:32,520
Just just. 
Blind and all you don't know 

753
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,880
when your mates how the dog is 
like 18 he's like come on in. 

754
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,160
We manage no teeth that's. 
Exactly what my willies like. 

755
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,440
My wife goes to me. 
Come on. 

756
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,760
And we man. 
Oh if I must. 

757
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,440
Come on, skip it. 
You're Willy's like an old 

758
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,480
detective for one more case. 
He's like, oh shit, here we go. 

759
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,720
One last always one last ride, 
you tell. 

760
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,760
Columbo. 
You're Willy always just wants 

761
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,200
to go to the beach in Hawaii. 
He's like, after this ride we're

762
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,920
going to be shack in Hawaii and 
going to fish all collapse. 

763
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:12,000
So good. 
Anyway, Christmas. 

764
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,239
Are you thinking of war 
detectors? 

765
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,159
Trying to work with Hawaii 5 O 
what Tony Sherlock Holmes. 

766
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,639
Very good. 
Sherlock. 

767
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,880
Bones. 
I was gonna go 1 murder she 

768
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,199
throat. 
Works, Yeah, nice burger sack 

769
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:27,120
now. 
What about? 

770
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:31,159
What about? 
Oh right, this called family 

771
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:34,480
Quiznite port. 
That's like. 

772
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,719
You're on. 
The Christmas party talks about 

773
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,199
his wanking for half an hour and
he goes. 

774
00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:46,880
I was shagging her red raw 
anyway. 

775
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,159
Where's that clue? 
To what? 

776
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:50,520
Uncle Shane's coming right on 
though. 

777
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,760
Has he been on the Lager Mummy? 
Yes, right. 

778
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,480
He's not allowed to see his wife
at Christmas, so you know what 

779
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,600
he gets like. 
Let's see here, there's loads of

780
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,160
different. 
Colours. 

781
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,760
I just want you to put out my 
glasses there. 

782
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,360
Let's have a look here. 
Let's. 

783
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,080
Have a look see oh. 
God. 

784
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,560
Do you get that? 
Do you play board games at 

785
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,800
Christmas with your farm? 
Yeah, no, I just fight with. 

786
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,840
Them the leader of Bailey's 
time. 

787
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,800
You wake them all up. 
Yeah. 

788
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:21,120
You want to earn them presents. 
That's what I did, Everything. 

789
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,680
I used to go round to my mate's 
house on Christmas night and 

790
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,720
play fighters. 
Dad was classic. 

791
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,000
Yeah, we used to go round of a 
great time. 

792
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,240
Classic Dad. 
But he he always get off his 

793
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,840
gargle and his mommy then makes 
this stuff and biscuits. 

794
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,320
Great. 
Time blocked. 

795
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,440
Oh. 
Absolutely garden and then I 

796
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,280
remember one year's Dad goes. 
To Christmas. 

797
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,040
There's one caveat. 
Goggling. 

798
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,160
Suck my dad. 
A monopoly and you're like you. 

799
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,920
Only 2:50 but you can pay me 
another. 

800
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,160
One year's dad bought this coat 
that his mom didn't like. 

801
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,320
It was too big from his dad's 
probably Dennis's size and he 

802
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,000
goes all night. 
He was blocked. 

803
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,720
He kept trying to get me to take
this trench coat and I 

804
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,960
eventually took the trench coat,
but it was like a long trench 

805
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,360
coat, but because the arms were 
like for a small, it was like up

806
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,280
to me. 
I look like someone like fucking

807
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,840
Creola developments or in his 
coat and it was a lot. 

808
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,240
I have a Mordor somewhere 
should. 

809
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,280
Have brought it in. 
For, you know, great times. 

810
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,760
Right. 
I'm going to go first here. 

811
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,840
What's the rules? 
I think it's what's. 

812
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,920
The rules. 
Drag queen. 

813
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,480
I think it's pretty 
straightforward. 

814
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,280
I don't. 
Know explaining for a listener. 

815
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,440
I'm going to be purple. 
Of course, that's right. 

816
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,520
That's one of the rules, OK. 
I'll be like my penis blue. 

817
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,720
Right and well, he's yellow like
his belly. 

818
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,760
Oh, see, if we were in the 1800s
Wild West, that'd be savage for 

819
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,160
me. 
Right, I'm going to roll first. 

820
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,560
By the way, sorry, what are the 
rules and what's this game? 

821
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,600
Straightforward, roll the dice 
the these are different quiz 

822
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,880
topics and then you get whatever
it is one. 

823
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,040
So there's two questions on each
card you want to ask the one 

824
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,600
without multiple choice. 
OK. 

825
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,080
Oh God. 
Oh sweet. 

826
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,640
Thank you for that gambit. 
Hello. 

827
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,360
Gambit, don't you? 
Thought you played group Gambit?

828
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,880
Gambit. 
Oh, very good. 

829
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,000
What's the subject? 
Sorry. 

830
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,560
The subject is television. 
Oh, he'll know this nerd. 

831
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,520
Shame. 
Who is Dora the Explorer's 

832
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,840
cousin? 
Is it multiple choice? 

833
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,960
No, it is, but I'm not that. 
I'm not reading them out. 

834
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,280
Is it multiple? 
Choice. 

835
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,400
No, we're not doing multiple 
choice. 

836
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,520
No idea. 
Diego. 

837
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,000
Never got, never seen the. 
Show go, Diego. 

838
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,560
Go. 
What does he do, Diego? 

839
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,240
The what? 
He he looks after animals. 

840
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,840
Not. 
Right. 

841
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,000
Well, you wrote, yeah. 
Willy Rd Willy. 

842
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,320
Not OK 3 short guy movie. 
Yeah. 

843
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,440
Are you? 
Can you be the mover? 

844
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,240
Exciting. 
Scared to touch? 

845
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,520
3 Geography, Yeah, for Willie. 
T send me. 

846
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,520
The quite away on the flight 
back from Dubai, this guy was 

847
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,480
playing Trivial Pursuit and 
having an absolute stink. 

848
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,000
How did you were looking at the 
time? 

849
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,840
I think bad game. 
Your head was gone. 

850
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,400
Oh, I got a few. 
Do you remember a game we played

851
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,520
in the plane? 
What was it was like? 

852
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,120
Was it the like the? 
Pinpoint. 

853
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,760
Closer to the city, Great time. 
Ask the one without multiple 

854
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,560
choice. 
All right, Yeah. 

855
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,120
Saint Mary's, Tresco, Saint 
Martin's, Saint Dagnas and 

856
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:20,560
Breifer are the principal 
islands of which archipelago 

857
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,400
The. 
Caribbean. 

858
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,720
No, David, no. 
The Galapagos. 

859
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,880
The Ides of Sicily. 
Oh wow, there you go. 

860
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,640
David. 
Yes, please, Daddy. 

861
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,480
Stupid question. 
The other one I think you would 

862
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,880
have got what is the most 
populous Muslim country? 

863
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,120
You wouldn't get it. 
America. 

864
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,320
Sri Lanka. 
Indonesia. 

865
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,480
Oh, David. 
What? 

866
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,000
Did you get one right? 
Do you move forward? 

867
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,200
You get another goal if you get 
it. 

868
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200
Right. 
Yeah, another goal I have. 

869
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,080
Another goal. 
DVTV. 

870
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,520
Yeah, play arts. 
Do whatever, man. 

871
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,760
The first episode of Don't Now 
Be is set on the same day as 

872
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,160
which historical event? 
I know this one. 

873
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:03,640
Fucking 9. 11. 
But if this one summers be, 

874
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,040
there appears to be a second 
playing. 

875
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,920
They weren't Christian anyway. 
I do believe it was an inside 

876
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,800
job, my Lord. 
The. 

877
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,640
Bush is doing fuck all. 
The gunpowder. 

878
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:23,240
Plot the Gunpowder Plot. 
You know, I love Down to 

879
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,680
Another. 
Guy Fawkes just rocks and. 

880
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,400
Really, what was the answer? 
Is it the end of World War One? 

881
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,840
Sinking of the Titanic. 
Ah, same shit, different than. 

882
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,080
It was a weird week that World 
War 1 ended but the boat went 

883
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:45,680
down South. 2. 
Geography Geography Which is the

884
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,000
most southerly of the US states.
Oh fuck. 

885
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,320
Florida. 
Wrong. 

886
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,960
So why it's? 
A trick question. 

887
00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:00,720
Question. 
Oh wow, well he don't banger, he

888
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,280
hate. 
Now what? 

889
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,080
Are you doing leave the cards 
while it's ground? 

890
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,240
Sleeve, it's all good. 
Right, OK, here we go 3. 

891
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,400
Tony, will you be like the 
showrunner if we need help? 

892
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,000
OK, 22 music. 
Oh yes. 

893
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,000
Makes the people. 
Come together, Ask me a fucking 

894
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,080
question. 
Right. 

895
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,840
Yeah, this will be the first one
to get right, according to the 

896
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,800
Katie Medio single from 2005. 
How many bicycles were in 

897
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:30,600
Beijing? 
I was going to be closest thing 

898
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,480
to crazy Umm. 
If you get this right, that is. 

899
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:39,000
5009 thousand. 
He's got to be one. 

900
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:47,600
Come on, Five. 100. 9 million. 
There are. 500 There are 9 

901
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,360
million bicycles in Beijing. 
That's a fan. 9,000,001 after 

902
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:56,480
your DAS or your BMX bro. 
David, you're all. 

903
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,560
Fucks sake, can't believe I got 
that wrong. 

904
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,880
No one's got one right. 
You're very. 

905
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,480
We might have to go multiple 
choices. 

906
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,760
See it one please. 
What can you move me along? 

907
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,280
Movies. 
Fingers. 

908
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:12,600
Let's all go to the movies. 
Come on, David, in the Marvel 

909
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,680
Cinematic Universe, you'll get 
this, you nerd who plays the 

910
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,680
character Jane Foster. 
You must know this. 

911
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,120
You must. 
By the way, it's Christmas Day 

912
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,800
in the boys head. 
Scarlett Johansson. 

913
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,760
It's Carrie Katona. 
No. 

914
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,880
Can I say yeah, it's not the 
important correct? 

915
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,440
I've met her before. 
Lovely woman. 

916
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,080
Oh, you don't even know she 
plays fucking Jane Foster. 

917
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,640
Have you met Natalie Portman? 
She. 

918
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,240
Went to the gym I was working at
the time. 

919
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,080
Yeah. 
And by the way, I can give a 

920
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,480
really my her slag. 
Excuse me, David, don't say 

921
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,720
that. 
OK, that was her name, yeah. 

922
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,720
Her name's Hirschlag. 
Nollie Hirschlag, yeah. 

923
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,080
Oh, right. 
I thought it was Hirschlag 

924
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,520
Portman. 
I was like, that's a really 

925
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:52,480
weird. 123 Potluck for the 
potluck. 

926
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,560
Potluck. 
I drowned as it was him. 

927
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,000
But lock, I'm having an awful 
time here. 

928
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,640
OK, OK. 
Fausty, something we fit here, 

929
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,040
but sorry, I'm sorry. 
And a bro, are you? 

930
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,240
Drinking them. 
Had a Roald Dahl story. 

931
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,800
What is the name of the boy who 
creates a marvellous medicine? 

932
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,240
Fuck, I know it's. 
Not Bell calls. 

933
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,760
Me for you to. 
Is that the book? 

934
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,000
It's. 
A Roald Dahl called marvellous 

935
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
medicine. 
It's the person's marvellous, 

936
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,520
marvellous, the medicine. 
It's got to begin with them. 

937
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,520
Doesn't it? 
Don't a clue. 

938
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,400
Don't get to a different letter.
Don't. 

939
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:32,640
No shut up. 
Do you not read to your boys? 

940
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,520
What? 
Sort of that, are you? 

941
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,960
Don't read Roald Dahl, man, 
because it's not the Second 

942
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,520
World War. 
Let's go see this stuff was not 

943
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,960
the 70s but go off King. 
Yeah, I'm. 

944
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,000
Talking about the second time 
there's been a war. 

945
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,160
Which is in the 1940s. 
Yeah, but the second time 

946
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,920
there's been a World War in the 
last 10 years. 

947
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,680
There hasn't been a World War in
the last 10 years. 

948
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:58,240
Wake up sector. 
Hector's marvellous. 

949
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,560
Man, it's. 
Fucking George. 

950
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,880
Oh George. 
George. 

951
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,240
Roll down who write the story 
about a wee Mexican boy he 

952
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,840
ignores marvellous mediating. 
A snake oil. 

953
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,240
Oh, it takes on my meditating 
hombre. 

954
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,960
People, people. 
Wow people. 

955
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,600
I hear people. 
Oh man, do you need to be hugged

956
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:21,920
to you? 
Don't. 

957
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,240
Fucking touch. 
Me. 

958
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,640
Well, here we go. 
Right? 

959
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,720
First, right answer, right. 
Who was the idiot in the travel 

960
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,480
comedy series An Idiot Abroad? 
Oh. 

961
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:36,040
Carl Penkinton, No. 
Technically, that's not right. 

962
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,440
He was the. 
Idiot called Pokington. 

963
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,880
Why he's speaking with an Asian?
Accent. 

964
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,320
What am I? 
That's his name called Poking. 

965
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:52,160
It's not his name. 
I have in front of me, what's 

966
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,760
his name, Last Chance. 
Who was the idiot? 

967
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,520
The travel comedy series and 
Idiot Abroad it. 

968
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,360
Was called poking. 
You. 

969
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,480
Got all right at the last 
pelkington. 

970
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,720
That's what I've. 
Been saying when you watch this 

971
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,640
back that's. 
What I've been saying, bullshit 

972
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,520
is going on. 
Y'all. 

973
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,400
Trapping. 
What? 

974
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,440
By the way, the question above, 
it was a wrestling 1. 

975
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,160
So it was. 
Like what? 

976
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:35,960
Was it just just for funsies? 
Former wrestler Mark William 

977
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,360
Calloway is. 
Better. 

978
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,440
Than. 
Undertaker. 

979
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,640
Fuck this shit. 
I'm digger. 

980
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,600
Easy. 
Not even thinking about it under

981
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,960
Digger. 
Do I have an actual question 

982
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:55,480
please? 
The Undertaker, just like this 

983
00:44:55,480 --> 00:45:03,240
quiz is dead man dork. 
What do the Argentinians call 

984
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:06,000
the Falkland Islands? 
The answer is Mars. 

985
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,600
Umm. 
Never forget. 

986
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,680
This. 
Last small Venus. 

987
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,920
Last, no Venus. 
My lost my Venus. 

988
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:24,480
Lost. 
My Venus music, can you move his

989
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,600
only fingers? 
Thank you. 

990
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,720
Music for Dave Alley. 
Jesus, what? 

991
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,440
That was funny. 
Sing me a song, David. 

992
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,320
Oh, Dave, congratulations on 
your first right answer. 

993
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:38,640
OK TI and Pharrell Williams 
teamed up with Which American 

994
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,960
singer to release Blurred Lines 
in 23rd Blurred Lines. 

995
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,120
Robin fake. 
Robin. 

996
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,560
Did you get? 
Another go. 

997
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,800
I know you want it. 
I know you want it. 

998
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,120
But you are. 
Comatose and then my wife left 

999
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,800
me. 
Oh, science and nature single 

1000
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,160
Word science. 
Got a date funk. 

1001
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,600
Nice science, boys. 
How many natural naturally 

1002
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:09,320
occur? 
In Noble. 

1003
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,280
How many naturally occur in 
noble gases? 

1004
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:17,600
Are there 12? 
Very funny. 

1005
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:21,560
Sex, helium, neon, argon, 
Krypton, xenon and radon. 

1006
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,800
Aragon planets and Superman. 
Aragon we got from Lord of the 

1007
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,320
Rings popped up. 
That. 

1008
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,400
I no. 
Oh fuck. 

1009
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,480
The double word science got a 
double leg. 

1010
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,920
Last, According to him. 
Oh no. 

1011
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,880
Yeah, leg last, what you think 
those we break? 

1012
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,720
So it's not the ones with the 
clues. 

1013
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:44,120
OK, which chemical elements used
to be known as brimstone? 

1014
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,840
No point in actually doing 
thinking face you don't know. 

1015
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:55,640
Fire and brimstone fire and 
fire. 

1016
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:03,040
Brimstone. 
Fire and brimstone on my 

1017
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:11,080
tombstone. 
Got to go home soon thinking 

1018
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,760
about the ozone car painting 
toll bromine. 

1019
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:24,880
It's all for SO. 
Far so bad. 

1020
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,360
Who knew the right answer to 
that, Willie? 

1021
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:32,120
No, you didn't. 
Yeah, that, yeah, I did. 

1022
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,240
I knew the right answer, 
obviously. 

1023
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,560
Why is this not a wrestling 
question? 

1024
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,120
Yeah, I knew the right answer. 
Well Kane would also bring fire 

1025
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,240
and brimstone so it would have 
worked. 

1026
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,280
But also volcanoes have a high 
amount of sulphur. 

1027
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,320
That's what will kill you before
you fall into the volcano. 

1028
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,760
Yeah, OK. 
Move ME3 please. 

1029
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,400
Oh, we're only purple mate. 
Potluck. 

1030
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,200
Oh, I'd love a pot roast. 
As a star. 

1031
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,760
In the novel 20,000 Leagues 
Under the Sea, who captained the

1032
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,960
Nautilus? 
Roy King. 

1033
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,600
I know it. 
Roy King. 

1034
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,920
Nemo. 
Captain Nemo. 

1035
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,920
That's right. 
David, Boy, you're up. 

1036
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,840
Captain Name was my favourite 
character, and ladies of 

1037
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,400
extraordinary gentlemen as well.
Oh, is he actually? 

1038
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,680
Yeah, an Invisible Man. 
Yeah. 

1039
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,720
Do you remember Captain Famous 
line from League of 

1040
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,840
Extraordinary Gentlemen, as he 
warned there, the other 

1041
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,440
extraordinary gentlemen, they 
could set a bomb that would blow

1042
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,680
Venice's foundations to rubble? 
Is it like why do you he's in? 

1043
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,840
1 He is an Indian man. 
Nemo Sundeep is his first name. 

1044
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,080
Sundeep Nemo. 
Yeah. 

1045
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:35,560
You know the. 
Current of my made sundeep Nemo 

1046
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,480
comes along. 
David, who played the lead role 

1047
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,040
of Jacqueline Kennedy in the 
biographical drama film Jackie. 

1048
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,560
She's a big guy. 
Well, did you know this? 

1049
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,840
No, because I was thinking to 
the TV show The Kennedys, Jodie 

1050
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:57,400
Comer, Katie Holmes. 
Natalie or slag or whatever. 

1051
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:57,920
She's not. 
Fuck. 

1052
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,960
Why is it Natalie Portman again?
Natalie, you bitch. 

1053
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:09,840
Oh, no, free pass now. 2 TV Her 
last name is free past. 

1054
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,840
I don't think it is. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1055
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:17,960
No other one. 
Yeah. 

1056
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:21,160
Oh no, I get. 
Come on, Cheney boy. 

1057
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,400
Which? 
Chinese sauce is wreck famously 

1058
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:30,680
obsessed with in Rick and Morty.
Oh, what's that dark one? 

1059
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,800
The half. 
Oh, come. 

1060
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,520
On in. 
Teriyaki. 

1061
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,360
Oh no. 
No. 

1062
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,040
You say teriyaki like he's 
someone who's like sent their 

1063
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,360
back forever. 
No. 

1064
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,120
Teriyaki. 
Gotta get that sauce, Morty. 

1065
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,880
McDonald's had this source 
coming out with a Mulan movie in

1066
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,160
the 90s. 
It was fucking delicious. 

1067
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,080
This is actually what's wrong. 
Kind of. 

1068
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,560
They never did that sauce again,
Morty. 

1069
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,920
He's thinking of soy, but that's
not the answer. 

1070
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:03,200
Because he's a little soy. 
Boy, sweet Jelly, sweet Jelly. 

1071
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,600
No shit, Sashuan gotta get that 
Sashuan sauce. 

1072
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:13,760
Morty 2. 
Two people hurting people. 

1073
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:14,640
What? 
Is this people? 

1074
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:16,880
Oh is it people mate? 
People, yeah. 

1075
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,000
Remote me. 
In 2018, which comedian became 

1076
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,160
the highest selling artist in 
the history of London's O2 

1077
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,960
Arena? 
Michael Jackson. 

1078
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,240
Oh, in 2018. 
Which game the highest selling 

1079
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,120
artist in the history of 
London's O2 Arena? 

1080
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,880
Who sold the most tickets ever 
in London's O? 

1081
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,160
Two, I'm going to go on a lemon,
say Kevin Hart. 

1082
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,480
What would you have said? 
I would have. 

1083
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,360
Said I would have, Ki would 
have, said Peter K. 

1084
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,480
What do the boys think? 
Peter K wasn't on. 3rd Tony's 

1085
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:46,760
right. 
Michael McIntyre. 

1086
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,960
Ah, you bastard. 
Whoa, Connie Beef. 

1087
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,840
Whoa. 
No, no, I mean, William, what 

1088
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,880
did you call me? 
First time I've tried it, it's 

1089
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,960
not bad. 
Go. 

1090
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:00,000
That's my president, Willie, by 
the way, Michael McIntyre. 

1091
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,360
You're weirdly going Trump with 
it. 

1092
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,640
They're. 
Coming in, we need comedy. 

1093
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,960
Roger builds a wall. 
Sit down, lay down the bricks 

1094
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,920
and put Royal. 
Michael McIntyre. 

1095
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:21,040
That's Mark Watson. 
Oh, with me the first time. 

1096
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,880
Ring Dave. 
Which term is used for the chief

1097
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,960
electrician or lighting 
technician on a film set? 

1098
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,040
Gaffer. 
Yes, mate, what's the answer? 

1099
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,800
A rig? 
No, you're right. 

1100
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,600
Gaffer Nice, yes. 
Get another go. 

1101
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,080
Yes. 
Queen. 

1102
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,080
Yes. 
I'm winning this by so much. 

1103
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:45,320
With like 3 yours with a three 
here brother, pick a. 4. 

1104
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:50,600
Hi man, you do it too. 
Dave, which female singer 

1105
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,960
collaborated with The Drum and 
BSU Sigma on the 2014 track 

1106
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,880
Changing? 
You know, Yeah. 

1107
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,960
Cher, Lloyd. 
Everything's changing. 

1108
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,400
It's Jesselyn. 
Nope, Paloma Faith. 

1109
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,640
Ah shit, the song. 
It's really not. 

1110
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,000
Feeling good about getting the 
right answer. 

1111
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,440
Hashtag feeling good there 
brother. 2 Geography. 

1112
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,880
Geography. 
Oh no, this is going to be an 

1113
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:22,240
interesting. 
Which is the largest country in 

1114
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:26,160
the EU in terms of area, not 
population. 

1115
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,800
Just sheer fucking. 
Can I ask a question before I 

1116
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,280
answer? 
No, Yeah. 

1117
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,200
Is Russia in the EU? 
I'm not telling you. 

1118
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,480
Oh. 
Hold on. 

1119
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,960
And the size of. 
Iran, you know, you're like, 

1120
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,720
you're like your manager, the 
millionaire, yeah. 

1121
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,720
Slump, oh Charles Ingram. 
I was. 

1122
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,080
Like a slump dog millionaire. 
And I was like, he's nothing 

1123
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,120
like that. 
Donald Slump. 

1124
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,840
Michael McIntyre back again, I 
see. 

1125
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,960
It's going to be 1. 
You actually don't think? 

1126
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,400
I'll say this, it's going to be 
one of them European countries. 

1127
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,720
I think it might be a 
Scandinavian country. 

1128
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,440
Do you want? 
To name it. 

1129
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,120
Go on, man. 
I'm trying to think of a map on 

1130
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,000
my head. 
I'll give you a clue, you can do

1131
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:20,320
it. 
Iceland. 

1132
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,920
France, mate. 
It's France mate. 

1133
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,200
Serious. 
Yes, it's France. 

1134
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,280
In terms of just area of the 
country, it's. 

1135
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,720
France. 
One of those days. 

1136
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,800
Right. 
But no, would you say? 

1137
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,400
That I wouldn't. 
Have thought that at all. 

1138
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,560
If you hadn't, I see. 
If you hadn't clarified the 

1139
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,680
Russia, I would have said 
Russia. 

1140
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,640
Willy movies. 
Do you like Willy movies? 

1141
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,240
That sounds like your dad's 
caught you watching porn. 

1142
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:57,560
He's like, put them Willy movies
away. 

1143
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,440
What? 
Do you think about Santa for put

1144
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,120
it this way, Smith, I don't know
if you know what I mean. 

1145
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,680
You know. 
Will Smith, which member of the 

1146
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,400
Monty Python team played Sir 
Lancelot the Brave and Monty 

1147
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,680
Python on the Holy Grail? 
Oh, you've won four chance 

1148
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,520
again. 
Or depend on I. 

1149
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,120
Don't know. 
So I'm going to just say Eric 

1150
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,120
Idle. 
David Palin. 

1151
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,200
John, please. 
Was it? 

1152
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,280
Please bitch. 
Please, John, please bitch. 

1153
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,400
Please, he has a big. 
Ball. 

1154
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,920
I nearly said a different one 
there. 

1155
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,400
I'm glad I didn't play. 
Yeah, right 3. 

1156
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,680
I. 
Was like, that's chopping. 

1157
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,040
The people. 
Yeah, I know a lot. 

1158
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,360
Of which American actor starred 
as cowboy hitchhiker in the rule

1159
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,800
movie Thelma and Louise? 
I see. 

1160
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:41,880
Just guess not. 
You'll get it at. 

1161
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,280
This point. 
You'll get that, David. 

1162
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,760
David, tell me it again. 
Which American actor starred as 

1163
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,840
a cowboy hitchhiker in the rule 
movie Thelma and Louise? 

1164
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:56,000
Matthew McConaughey. 
You know, no, I didn't know what

1165
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,960
Brad. 
Pitt, OH Brad. 

1166
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,800
Pitt, so it was. 
He was sexy and all that too. 

1167
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,560
Brad Pitt. 
Let's say, well, Shane, get one.

1168
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,840
Right feeling. 
Good here. 

1169
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,800
Won't you take me to Funky Town?
I get this. 

1170
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,360
I don't know how many 
consecutive weeks did one dance 

1171
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,800
by Drake spend at the top of the
UK singles truck? 

1172
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,160
That's such a hard. 
Question. 

1173
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,800
I know, but it's only because 
it's a load of weeks the longest

1174
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,880
and there's a load of weeks it's
currently the longest, something

1175
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:30,680
that's at the top. 16 weeks 
everyone wants me to get one 

1176
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:34,160
right so bad that's friendship 
that is friendship and there's. 

1177
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,840
15 weeks. 
Fuck, sorry. 

1178
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,240
Sorry, but that. 
Well, you're up, yeah. 

1179
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,040
I need a. 
That's a DLA sort of for another

1180
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,160
year. 
You got that one. 

1181
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,440
You'll get another one. 
I have got Spur back on the DLA.

1182
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,880
DLA, OH. 
Shit. 

1183
00:55:58,840 --> 00:55:59,960
That'll be one. 
Probably Raccoon. 

1184
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:01,760
Which type of sugar is found in 
milk? 

1185
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:06,360
Oh God. 
I did not know this was a sugar.

1186
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,880
Calcium. 
No Anyone lactose. 

1187
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,080
Lactose. 
Yeah, lactose. 

1188
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,680
There you go. 
Giving Jesus. 

1189
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:21,960
Oh, she two please, Mr Todd. 
Oh, movies. 

1190
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:22,560
Fuck. 
Here we go. 

1191
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,720
Not. 
Only Portman just saying that we

1192
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,920
do, yeah. 
Dave in The Wizard of Oz, who's 

1193
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,560
the 1st character that Dorothy 
meets as she begins her journey 

1194
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:34,920
to the Emerald City of Oz. 
Yes, she meets the her. 

1195
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,000
Professor. 
Scarecrow first. 

1196
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,440
She. 
Meets total. 1st 10 man. 

1197
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,120
Ten man first, Yeah. 
Are we deck? 

1198
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,640
Shall I? 
Yes, here's a wrong answer. 

1199
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:48,360
What? 
You're right. 

1200
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,480
I thank God that's. 
My favourite. 

1201
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,520
Movie, right? 
Now really. 

1202
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:59,400
Yeah, we're off the seed. 
It just off for one. 

1203
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,960
Fuck sake, What's up, Brian? 
Geography, OK. 

1204
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:07,640
Shut up. 
Which is the only letter that 

1205
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,240
does not feature in the name of 
an American state. 

1206
00:57:18,410 --> 00:57:23,090
X Oh, come on, Dave. 
Nope, just say can't, Dave. 

1207
00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:25,330
The answer is whatever I think, 
boys. 

1208
00:57:27,810 --> 00:57:29,490
All right. 
Tony's right. 

1209
00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:30,880
Q. 
Q. 

1210
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,040
Yeah, What's accent? 
Texas. 

1211
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,800
All right, I actually, you know 
what, this is going to sound 

1212
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,360
mental and nobody will believe 
me. 

1213
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,040
No, no, this is sort of a 
mental. 

1214
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,280
In my head I was saying Q but 
for some reason X came out. 

1215
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,200
Unfortunately we can't give you.
I know things you are thinking. 

1216
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,480
I know, I know, it's fair. 
People. 

1217
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,880
Have you still not got one 
right? 

1218
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,720
No. 
But he's got his way around the.

1219
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,880
Board, He's still in touch. 
Which star? 

1220
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,000
Which star of Made in Chelsea 
won I'm A Celebrity in 2017? 

1221
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:08,160
We watched it that year. 
I'll give him the point. 

1222
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,280
Georgia Tough, Tough, tough, 
tough. 

1223
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,360
Correct. 
Yeah, Georgia tough. 

1224
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:18,560
It's a Christmas miracle, guys. 
He really fancies her. 

1225
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,160
No. 
You over? 

1226
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,160
Yeah. 
Yeah, the one I fancy A. 

1227
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,680
Dog never was George a scoff a 
little who's? 

1228
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:26,520
The guy who's the GC? 
No, who's the guy with the long 

1229
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,800
black hair? 
Oh, Pete works, no? 

1230
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,920
John much? 
More exact like the guys like 

1231
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,520
Indonesian or something. 
Gandhi. 

1232
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,920
Ollie. 
Ollie. 

1233
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:44,000
Oh, yes, yeah, yeah, that is 
Ollie. 

1234
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,960
What's his name? 
So I thought you'd like the 

1235
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:47,360
other guy. 
It looks like gawk one that's. 

1236
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,400
What I'm talking about? 
Nobody's had all the work done. 

1237
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,920
They were. 
So we like just the thought. 

1238
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,360
Bobby Norris. 
Bobby Norris? 

1239
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,480
Yeah. 
I thought you like boy Norris. 

1240
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,440
I'm catching you here. 
I know. 

1241
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:57,280
Oh. 
Shite. 

1242
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,120
Geography on box on boys. 
That's a way to go to get me how

1243
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,760
many stripes are on the US flag?
Oh, easy peasy man. 

1244
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,760
Is it? 
Yeah. 

1245
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,320
What would you say? 
The answers I just need to look 

1246
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,000
at the card first. 
Go ahead, there's a card there. 

1247
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:23,360
20. 13. 
Why is it 13? 

1248
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,640
The original states. 
OK, the way it should have still

1249
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:30,600
been, by the way. 
Hey, we historical nerd there. 

1250
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:36,680
Don't I like that the original 
states tell you please? 

1251
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:37,840
When does the wrestling start 
again? 

1252
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,480
The Undertaker. 
Do we have questions about some 

1253
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:42,960
called Steve Austin please? 
Music. 

1254
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,840
Oh, gross. 
Well, you'll get this, which was

1255
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,480
the lead single from the 
soundtrack to the 2018 romantic 

1256
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,640
musical film A Star Is Born. 
Oh, shallow. 

1257
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:58,840
I'm off the. 
Deeper watches, I dive in. 

1258
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,040
Yeah, bitches. 
Oh, for sure. 

1259
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,800
Yeah, another go. 
Oh wow, you got you're getting 

1260
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,240
me but whimsical with the dice 
here guys. 

1261
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:11,920
Well, the die. 
Bit of history people in this 

1262
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,800
country could do with learning 
that, yeah. 

1263
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,280
Yeah, 1. 
Have you went the wrong way, 

1264
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,880
Shin? 
Yeah, but that's OK because 

1265
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,000
you're on music and you've gone 
once. 

1266
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,040
You know the potluck. 
You can fuck right off because I

1267
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,480
was on science and nature. 
You were. 

1268
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,920
No, you weren't. 
You were on music. 

1269
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,440
Your question was about music. 
How have I You went one, right? 

1270
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,600
No. 
How have I went from being here 

1271
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,080
getting 4 and now I'm one ahead 
of where I should have? 

1272
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,880
Been should be one or two. 
No, I should be 4 ahead of 

1273
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:37,880
there. 
There no. 

1274
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,400
No. 
There, I'll go. 

1275
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:44,720
There I'm being, I'm being dumb,
but I'm still winning big. 

1276
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,040
Fucking proper state. 
Shop you've dropped your mobile 

1277
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,280
phone there and if I anyone 
could told that. 

1278
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,760
Willie, who is credited with 
event in the first television as

1279
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,600
we know it. 
Oh, Tommy Television. 

1280
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,840
It's Michael Television. 
No, it's normally I know this. 

1281
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,640
By box. 
Alexander Green, Bill. 

1282
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,960
It's telephone. 
Coming, coming, baby. 

1283
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:09,440
It's Michael. 
Michael Toshiba. 

1284
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,160
Oh, Michael Toshiba. 
No it. 

1285
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,360
Wasn't. 
John, Logie. 

1286
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,000
Baird, David. 
Cocker. 

1287
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,960
What are we going to do with 
this television screen? 

1288
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,280
You guys look like Yogi Baron as
we meet. 

1289
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:29,080
Yeah, we Willy Boo Boo. 
Popper. 

1290
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,760
Yogi. 
Papa, relax. 

1291
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,200
Oh my assholes feeling pretty 
well. 

1292
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,800
David history, first history 
question. 

1293
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,560
Why does he speak like that, 
David? 

1294
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,480
Davy, Which British king was 
known as the Merry Monarch? 

1295
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,640
Oh fucking it's not on real 
away. 

1296
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,000
So let me think Richard the 
Second. 

1297
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,560
Fuck sake. 
Charles the Second. 

1298
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,800
All close. 
Sorry, I would have moved that 

1299
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,760
over. 
I hit them all music. 

1300
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,760
Yep. 
Somehow I'm not doing awful 

1301
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,440
despite getting one question 
right. 

1302
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,680
Divinely Uninspired to a Hellish
Extent is the Debbie album by 

1303
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:20,200
which Scottish singer-songwriter
Divinely Uninspired to a Hellish

1304
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:24,040
Extent. 
I tell you it's not she need a 

1305
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,720
car it. 
Could be like she's not. 

1306
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,680
It could. 
Be Paulo it. 

1307
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,840
Could be Paulo. 
Divinely uninspired. 

1308
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,080
To a hellish extent. 
Right. 

1309
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,160
I don't think it's Paul and 
Attainy. 

1310
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,400
OK Guild, can you tell me who 
you think it is? 

1311
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,480
Busted out here. 
I'm so cheeky today and I love 

1312
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,640
it. 
Happy Christmas. 

1313
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:48,960
Do you say you sing, Carl? 
I'm on my way from what I want 

1314
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:55,040
from this world, I'm on my way. 
Make it to the next. 

1315
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,840
World. 
Say the name of it again. 

1316
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,960
Divinely, I'm inspired to a 
hellish extent. 

1317
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:06,320
Uh huh. 
Marty Pillow. 

1318
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:23,000
Big black KT tonsil. 
Big Black Kid, she on the album 

1319
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,760
came here. 
Big Black Kid is a fucking. 

1320
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,600
Big Black Horse in the Cherry 
Tree. 

1321
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:32,880
And then I was like, who sings 
too fast? 

1322
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:43,240
Big black Kitty tonsil. 
No, it was little Chinese Lewis 

1323
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:54,760
Capaldi. 
In my head, it was like, in my 

1324
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,760
head it was going to ever say 
the first lyric, I'll get it. 

1325
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,160
Then I got it too quick. 
Yeah, first lyric. 

1326
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,240
I love that song. 
Big Black by Kitty. 

1327
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:10,760
Mother of goodness. 3 Geography.
Oh, big black. 

1328
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,960
Well, they which is the smallest
country, which is the smallest 

1329
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:16,640
country in the EU in terms of 
area? 

1330
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,280
Oh, I got the reverse of your 
question. 

1331
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,880
Lechenstein. 
Luxembourg. 

1332
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,000
Samarino. 
Vatican. 

1333
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:23,440
No. 
Pandora. 

1334
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,600
No Can't. 
Alonia. 

1335
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:29,080
No, can't. 
Do you know what it is? 

1336
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,480
I think so. 
Say it, then. 

1337
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,240
Moldova. 
Moldova. 

1338
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,960
Malta. 
Oh, my mistake. 

1339
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:41,280
When you attack your back you 
literally went big black. 

1340
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,400
So much confidence. 
Oh, Davy. 

1341
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:49,000
Bastard what? 
Music. 

1342
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:56,360
Jordan for our bastard one. 
Davy rapper Michael Ebenezer, 

1343
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,640
Quadio Omari Oyo Junior is 
better known. 

1344
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,680
Say his name again. 
Please only make me do it once, 

1345
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:09,120
OK? 
Michael Ebenezer, Quadro Omari 

1346
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,280
Oyo Junior is better known as 
WHO? 

1347
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,400
Omarion. 
Fuse ODG. 

1348
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:21,400
Anyone BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM 
BOM BOM BOM BOM. 

1349
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,000
What's his first name? 
Tony's got everything right so 

1350
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:28,040
far, Michael. 
Michael Ebenezer and then adjust

1351
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,680
fucking goes nuts. 
Shut up. 

1352
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:35,320
Michael Ebenezer No, Shane. 
Wrong you go. 

1353
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,960
Right at Science and Nature. 
Yeah. 

1354
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:41,200
Come on. 
Michael Ebenezer, he's a good. 

1355
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:45,080
He's a good. 
He's Michael Ebenezer. 

1356
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:49,320
Good, junior, Good. 
After Prince Charles and 

1357
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,320
William, here's next in line to 
the British throne. 

1358
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,120
Storms. 
After Prince Charles and 

1359
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,480
William. 
Yep, Harry. 

1360
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,240
Prince George William, son. 
Boy, you cry. 

1361
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,800
He loves the monarchs so much, 
he's got it. 

1362
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,920
Just like one day, one day when 
you won't be around. 

1363
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,080
Give a Harry to the end of the 
season. 

1364
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:22,840
Oh, Oh dear. 
Give some old good thing, noble 

1365
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,600
king. 
Hasn't been as good since, well,

1366
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,320
you know, has it one. 
It's a bad season. 

1367
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,960
Queens. 
History. 

1368
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,720
Here's some history for you. 2 
World Wars, 1 World Cup. 

1369
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,000
World War One German fighter 
pilot. 

1370
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,280
World. 
War One German fighter pilot, 

1371
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,680
Manfred Ron wrecked often was 
known by which nickname? 

1372
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,920
The red barn. 
Correct. 

1373
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,680
Nice. 
Nice. 

1374
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,560
You know your pilots. 
He knows the market. 

1375
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:58,800
He knows the World War. 1. 
Monarchy, Monarchy. 

1376
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,840
Music. 
Makes the people. 

1377
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:07,400
The Car When You Wish Upon A 
Star is a song from which Disney

1378
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,200
film? 
Oh, Pinocchio. 

1379
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:20,160
Pinocchio. 
When you wish upon a. 3/3. 

1380
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,440
Black Katie Cut to Katy tells 
the big black Woman. 

1381
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:32,240
He's a black cunt, yeah. 
In which country was Sandy Toss 

1382
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,640
big born? 
Oh, Berlin I. 

1383
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,040
Wouldn't have got this. 
Russia. 

1384
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,040
Sweden. 
Denmark. 

1385
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:43,440
Denmark. 
Denmark, she looks like. 

1386
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:49,840
She looks like oh. 
Andrea Shavon, 2 for David 

1387
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,000
Sassen. 
Nature. 

1388
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,360
Davy rhino horns are made-up of 
which substance? 

1389
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:10,200
Oh, fucking smeared out of the 
same stuff as nails are, but I 

1390
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,600
don't know what that's called. 
I'll say ivory even though it's 

1391
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,440
Tusk. 
Keratin, Keratin. 

1392
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,160
Shake. 
Big Tusk machine. 

1393
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,160
TV. 
You know, TV transvestites. 

1394
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:34,080
And which TV series might you 
encounter The Soup Dragon? 

1395
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,680
Oh. 
I'm their own podcast here 

1396
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,720
again. 
Soup Dragon The Soup Dragon. 

1397
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:44,439
The soup dragon is I think the. 
I think the ninky knocks are in 

1398
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,760
this. 
Oh, you're walking a fine line 

1399
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,160
tonight. 
Is it in the in? 

1400
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,680
Is it in the night garden? 
It's not in the night garden, 

1401
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,240
it's you wouldn't want to be 
kicked in them. 

1402
01:08:54,319 --> 01:08:55,439
Not. 
The ball. 

1403
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,040
Not swelling the nuts. 
The TV. 

1404
01:08:58,040 --> 01:08:59,319
Show. 
The Clangers. 

1405
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:02,760
Toxic. 
Daddy's getting angry. 

1406
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:05,479
Let's give him one. 
Keep him off the Brandy. 

1407
01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:08,160
Oh no, your father's been 
drinking again. 

1408
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,160
Got your room? 
Three, you've won. 

1409
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,760
Don't forget it, right? 
Yeah, this is a real I've 

1410
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,760
instilled upon myself. 
I'll go potluck, yeah. 

1411
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:22,760
Harry Potluck. 
William in which family of 

1412
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,800
musical instruments does a 
saxophone belong? 

1413
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:30,720
Brass. 
Woodwind also dance flex on you.

1414
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,399
There's dads like a musician 
guy. 

1415
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,720
No, I just want this to be a. 
Fucking Desi Gillespie in the 

1416
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,279
corner. 
I don't know what the saxophone 

1417
01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:37,520
is in. 
What a kid, Gillespie. 

1418
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:40,520
The wrong thing. 
Woodwind Davey, we have a chance

1419
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,800
here. 
We have to go on a roll here and

1420
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,279
I'll throw a one because it's 
all I've thrown. 

1421
01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:49,200
All day. 
People for Davy. 

1422
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:51,960
Let's go. 
In which comedian played the 

1423
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:54,560
role of the inventor Archie in 
the children's TV series 

1424
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,280
Balamory? 
I know this Katie Tunstall. 

1425
01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,880
Comedian. 
Yep. 

1426
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,600
Come on, David. 
Is it? 

1427
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,440
What? 
I didn't give you the answer. 

1428
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,240
How crap. 
That's my joke. 

1429
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:17,480
It's my joke, yeah. 
I'm so Dick dastardly. 

1430
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,400
Right. 
You got a dastardly Dick. 

1431
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,400
It's just thank you. 
Stinking WAP. 

1432
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:28,200
It's Christmas, stop it. 
And what year did Andy again? 

1433
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,400
Independence from British rule. 
Mongolia. 

1434
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:38,560
That's the wrong question. 19. 
4. 

1435
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:47,800
No, it's not. 
Yeah, 1940, if I get this like. 

1436
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:56,000
Yeah, he another go. 1949. 19. 
90 we're going to. 

1437
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,640
Take him over 1948. 19. 40. 7. 
I am. 

1438
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:03,120
You a bastard. 
Pot locked me, you whore. 

1439
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:10,040
Oh yeah, yeah. 
Oh yeah, so welly in the Mr Men 

1440
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,600
books. 
What colour is Mr Nosy? 

1441
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:13,120
Get your socks, man. 
That's. 

1442
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:17,680
Right, he's yellow. 
Nope, you are. 

1443
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:18,840
But he's not green. 
Oh. 

1444
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,600
Shit, he'd never say that. 
Yes, we're on a row. 

1445
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:24,000
We're on a title charge. 
Come on, do. 

1446
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,200
You want a turbo boost this this
running. 

1447
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:28,920
Yeah. 
Just next question wins. 

1448
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:32,120
No, no, no, no. 
I've played better than everyone

1449
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:33,000
else. 
I deserve the win. 

1450
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:35,720
Dave, what is the only location 
on a monopoly board that is 

1451
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:40,640
South of the River Thames? 
I wouldn't want that. 

1452
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:43,400
I don't. 
Want to? 

1453
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,640
Burp is not the right answer. 
I. 

1454
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,840
Have no chill. 
No, I'm going to take my host to

1455
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:53,040
the old Kent Rd. 
Old Kent Rd, I didn't even got 

1456
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:56,080
to collect if I go pesco. 
Oh shit. 

1457
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:58,440
Come on, Sheen. 
Come on, Sheen. 

1458
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,880
I do not want me to win that. 
No, I just I wanted to be more 

1459
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:03,360
exciting for. 
And what year was the first 

1460
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:08,760
PlayStation console released? 
19 90 I'm. 

1461
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,440
Not enjoying whatever this is 
your. 

1462
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:14,440
Favourite number worth if you're
a footballer. 

1463
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:18,400
Shut up. 
Don't get them away. 1999. 1994.

1464
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:31,640
You know the whole new failure. 
Well, he which Chapel in Windsor

1465
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,720
Castle has been the venue for 
many royal weddings. 

1466
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:40,000
Oh, I don't. 
For the Queen, the Mary of the. 

1467
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:43,560
Queen Canterbury. 
Saint George's Chapel. 

1468
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,240
Oh, you. 
Silly little Tom boys. 

1469
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,840
Oh. 
We're on a. 

1470
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:51,600
Charge too. 
Music, mate. 

1471
01:12:54,200 --> 01:13:07,120
Who invented the violin? 
David, who is who's the 

1472
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:10,600
guitarist of the Foo Fighters, 
formed in 1994. 

1473
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,000
Dave Girl. 
No. 

1474
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:15,960
Guitarist. 
Oh, fucking Pat Smear. 

1475
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:19,080
Did anybody know? 
He fucking is. 

1476
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,120
No, or must be the other 
guitarist in the band. 

1477
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,720
Did anyone know this? 
Must be the original. 

1478
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,400
One Kurt Cobain. 
No. 

1479
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:32,640
Hidden North a so sly Willie 
potluck. 

1480
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,240
Potluck Willy potlucks, you're 
good. 

1481
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:37,640
You know how games Wacky didn't?
Twat. 

1482
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,120
He's coming. 
He's coming hard. 

1483
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:45,400
Oh, let's go. 
Oh bro. 

1484
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:51,120
What is the name of Phineas and 
Ferbs Pet platypus? 

1485
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,120
What? 
What is the name of Phineas and 

1486
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,280
Ferbs pet platypus? 
So I could have gave him that 

1487
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,880
one which he would have got 
fried, but I did not because I'm

1488
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,280
a little stinker. 
Buddy. 

1489
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:07,280
Close. 
Perry, curse your Perry the 

1490
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,960
Platypus. 
See you. 

1491
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:10,360
Yeah, he's Potlucker. 
Oh yeah. 

1492
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:13,240
Potluck, Shane. 
Potluck. 

1493
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,760
How many players are there in a 
Quidditch team? 

1494
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:23,800
Oh, you should know as Dorcas. 
There's a there's a keeper, a 

1495
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:28,840
sweeper, a beater, a Seeker 6. 
Alright, B Robert 70. 

1496
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:34,200
Come on. 
Come on Davey, I'll be 1. 

1497
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,360
Let's go science. 
Fuck me. 

1498
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:43,200
Science and nature. 
Fuck me, science Dave. 

1499
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,520
What is the study? 
Of birds, eggs, nests and 

1500
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:47,440
breathing behaviour called 
Ornithology. 

1501
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:51,440
Close Eulogy. 
OOLOGY. 

1502
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:56,280
Yeah, theology. 
They're fucking me this day. 3. 

1503
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,760
Oh, pot Locket. 
Oh no. 

1504
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,120
This is incredible. 
Just be two years in a row. 

1505
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:05,680
Oh. 
No, he's nervous. 

1506
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:09,160
He's lost his marbles. 
Which famous cocktail was 

1507
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,720
developed at the Raffles Hotel 
in Singapore? 

1508
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:17,720
He's losing the shit. 
I think he gets it. 

1509
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,360
Right. 
There's one I'm thinking of in 

1510
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,280
my head, but I don't know if 
just if just and I don't know if

1511
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:33,800
just and. 
Part of me is thinking Mai Tai. 

1512
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:37,240
Google Mai Tai. 
No chunk. 

1513
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,360
Just name drinks. 
Chunky Geisha. 

1514
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:44,640
Chunky geisha is your answer. 
Yeah, it's called the Singapore 

1515
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,040
slang potluck. 
Me. 

1516
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,400
Put your little arms away, 
David. 

1517
01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:53,800
In which sport would you perform
a camel spin? 

1518
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:56,440
There was a camel toe here. 
Be all over. 

1519
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,280
Ice skating. 
No. 

1520
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:03,040
Anyone know? 
The horse thing. 

1521
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:07,080
No camel spin. 
No, but that's the thing, no. 

1522
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:12,200
I rested it pommel horse that's.
It David, Yeah. 

1523
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:15,040
Yeah, but you also get, I could 
have meant show jump. 

1524
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,440
There's your size. 
You just like the horse thing. 

1525
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:18,600
30 It's close. 
Let's get me. 

1526
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:23,120
Around to movies? 
Come on guys. 

1527
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,560
David, what is the name of the 
jovial chimney sweep and Mary 

1528
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:32,000
Poppins? 
I know it's Dick Van Dyke, but 

1529
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,240
don't know his bucking character
name. 

1530
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,000
Bobby Bobbins. 
Bert. 

1531
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,040
Bert. 
Oh, just Bert. 

1532
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:40,360
Yeah. 
Bert the Sweet. 

1533
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,440
Right me potluck. 
Yep, yeah. 

1534
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,360
Nice to meet you potluck. 
I'm me when you. 

1535
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,280
Yeah. 
The me to read it for. 

1536
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:47,160
Him for a bit of. 
Luck this time. 

1537
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:52,640
And the adventures of 10/10. 
What is the name of 10 tens dog?

1538
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:54,840
Ah. 
Fuck, I know. 

1539
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:58,880
This he is 10/10. 
He should know. 1010 looking 

1540
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:02,240
bitch. 
Little Belgian boy Belgian, your

1541
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:06,360
little adventures were your dog.
1010 and oh fuck. 

1542
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,920
That's wrong. 
Yeah, Waffle. 10/10. 

1543
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,080
Waffle. 
No Snowy 8 times. 

1544
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:12,480
When I like to eat, drug guys 
don't. 

1545
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:15,480
Know well like potluck. 
Potluck the close out the 

1546
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:20,040
episode. 
What is the best selling flavour

1547
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:26,480
of Walker's Crisps Booty. 
See those Gary Lennicker ads? 

1548
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,440
Cheesing on you? 
Something that. 

1549
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,600
It was between those two in my 
head. 33 pot Locket for David. 

1550
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:38,440
We're home. 
Davy, in the children's nursery 

1551
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:40,840
rhyme of the same name, who 
killed Cock Robin? 

1552
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:51,360
Who strangled Cock Robin and 
finished him. 

1553
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,680
Dave who finished off Cock 
Robin. 

1554
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,720
It's got to be pussy something, 
doesn't it? 

1555
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:02,080
Pussy Galore, Pussy Wilson 
Sparrow. 

1556
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:07,120
He's a deep, big pussy. 
Willy. 

1557
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:08,920
No, it's me. 
Yeah, Oh, no, it's. 

1558
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:17,120
Just a kid has a chance again. 
If you were, if you were served 

1559
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,240
squab in a restaurant, what 
would you be eating? 

1560
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:22,600
Squab. 
Squab, squaw, squaw. 

1561
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,200
I'll give you a clue. 
Fish. 

1562
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,240
You. 
Know when you're going down the 

1563
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:35,320
street and throw some brother. 
The pigeon man. 

1564
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:38,400
Willie, how old do you have to 
be to stand for U.S. 

1565
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:43,120
President? 
Oh, 69. 4535. 

1566
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,360
Oh fuck. 
David. 

1567
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,040
Can I say? 
Thank you very much for 

1568
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,520
watching, Thank you for all the 
support throughout the year, for

1569
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:52,840
the TV podcast, the live events,
everything like that. 

1570
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,840
We will close on whoever gets 
this right. 

1571
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,560
Dave to. 
Help. 

1572
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:03,640
You're looking at it. 
What colour are the seats in the

1573
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:07,600
House of Commons, Willie? 
You know this. 

1574
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:08,080
Yeah. 
Yeah, I. 

1575
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,200
Can't believe I've done it 
green. 

1576
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:14,200
They're deck purple. 
They are green. 

1577
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:16,400
Nope. 
What colour are? 

1578
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,560
The red. 
What the fuck? 

1579
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,080
Nice to keep doing what we're 
doing. 

1580
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:22,680
Oh right, I thought he said 
clothes on. 

1581
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:23,720
He gets it right, so I know 
that. 

1582
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:25,880
Stupid. 
Bastard. 

1583
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:29,560
Me, yeah. 
Let's make it exciting. 

1584
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:33,320
I'm getting real nervous now. 
Which is the only domesticated 

1585
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,880
animal not mentioned in the 
Bible. 

1586
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,720
I know that you told them 
because I saw you looking 

1587
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:44,920
overtails all. 
My night. 

1588
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:48,120
Swear, swear your family. 
Swear wasn't No, I didn't, 

1589
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:48,920
because I didn't. 
Know that? 

1590
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:50,960
Has a kid done that? 
No, because it's part. 

1591
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:56,280
Well, like you a little bitch. 
Fairpoint. 

1592
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:58,000
That was cut. 
It's cut. 

1593
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:02,520
Yeah, I know you cheated, 
Daniel. 

1594
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:05,080
Well. 
Christmas is all by giving. 

1595
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:07,120
Hold on. 
Christmas is all by giving. 

1596
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,520
And others. 
Is that right? 

1597
01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:10,920
Is that right? 
And good gestures, and gestures 

1598
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:11,960
are goodwill. 
There's a gesture. 

1599
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,560
There's I. 
Didn't win that quiz. 

1600
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,840
What do you mean the seats are 
green? 

1601
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:16,480
Well done. 
That's. 

1602
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:21,080
What it was? 
Well done dear Elliot, well done

1603
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,480
my friend and happy Christmas to
you both and all the zippers out

1604
01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:25,520
there let. 
Me just go back. 

1605
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:32,800
He was like, I need their rest. 
For a time, they were. 

1606
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:36,400
No, no, no, no. 
And folks, thank you very much. 

1607
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,440
Happy Christmas free Luigi 
Magno. 

1608
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:41,040
Thank you to Dave. 
Here one more time, say Carl 

1609
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,160
Pelking. 
Carl Pelkington. 

1610
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:46,920
Happy Christmas Free my boy 
Luigi.