1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime big Deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,920 massager squeal. Save big on prime big deal days 4 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:27,280 October 8th and 9th. Zippers, welcome along to this 5 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,800 week's episode of the Tea With Me podcast. 6 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,280 I say this week's we're doing 2. This week we're doing 2. 7 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,760 Every week during this lockdown time, we're doing a Wednesday 8 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,560 episode and a Friday episode for all of yous. 9 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,880 On Monday, we do a private Patreon audio episode, which is 10 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,040 patreon.com/tea with Me podcast. If you want to support the 11 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,920 podcast, if you want to take it to another level, freak me baby. 12 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:55,440 Oh yeah, What is so? I mean, that is a very, let's 13 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,040 just get into it. That's a very underrated song. 14 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:03,280 Freak me by another level. Let me lick you up and down. 15 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:08,360 I mean, don't let somebody up and down, you know, certain 16 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:15,440 areas for sure, you know, like neck, but but definitely don't 17 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,960 let people like up to up and down because that sounds like 18 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,760 you're going top from bottom. You know, that sounds like 19 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,400 you're licking the top of somebody's head and also the 20 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,840 soles of their feet. And that would make you a dirty 21 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,560 bastard. Let me lick you up and down till 22 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,680 you say stop. Stop, mate, stop. 23 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,600 Mate, stop. I don't even know you, you know 24 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,080 what I mean. You're just my taxi driver, 25 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,960 guys. It's great to have you along. 26 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,720 You know what? We are in this, in this 27 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:48,800 unchartered water situation. We are in this in this crazy 28 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,360 time. We're living through it. 29 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:55,360 But the sun is out. And when the sun's out, guns 30 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,840 out. And if you're watching the video 31 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,920 podcast, what you're seeing is a rifle. 32 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:06,280 OK, yes, I'm wearing a vest. That's where we are with the 33 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,960 lockdown quarantine situation. The big man is wearing a vest 34 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,040 and nobody's offended. You know, I can only do this in 35 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:16,640 lockdown because, you know, if I was wearing a vest doing a 36 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,640 podcast normally and people were allowed out, they'd come round 37 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,320 and beat me up because that's what we do in Northern Ireland. 38 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,720 We don't let people express themselves. 39 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,680 You know, boys aren't allowed to wear vests only in like New York 40 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,880 or boys allowed to wear vests. You know, in Northern Ireland, 41 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,480 in a lot of places, you find you can't even wear sunglasses. 42 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,920 You know, for some reason sunglasses haven't been accepted 43 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,120 by the everyman in Northern Ireland. 44 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,840 You still be walking about in June with a pair of sunglasses 45 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,240 on and like one of your mates ago. 46 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,040 The fuck are you doing, deck head? 47 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,560 What are you doing? You must think your class and 48 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:55,480 you're like, no, it's 24°. What are you wearing sunglasses 49 00:02:55,480 --> 00:03:01,000 for UV rays, deck head. All right, mate, you know, so 50 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,680 I'm just enjoying. I'm wearing shorts and a vest 51 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:08,120 and I just did a workout in my garden with absolutely no shirt 52 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:13,920 on and let that sink in because people, people saw me. 53 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:18,120 And that's what we're doing. OK, We're we're wearing vests, 54 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,960 we're having workouts and the sun comes out and all of a 55 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,520 sudden you go, you know what? We're in an absolute crisis at 56 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,720 the minute, but the sun is out. And when the sun's out, it takes 57 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,760 your mood up at least 5%. And I'm drinking tea in the sun 58 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,480 because a lot of people won't do that. 59 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,480 A lot of people go, no, you need like a soft drink or a cocktail. 60 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:43,760 No, you don't, Karen. All right, What you need is an 61 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,920 iced tea. And today for this episode, by 62 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,800 the way, thanks to everybody who watched and listened to 63 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,320 Wednesday's episode with the legend that is Jim Owen. 64 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,320 What a guy. Just like doing the podcast, Jim 65 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:59,080 Owen over in Australia, living his life, living upside down in 66 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,200 Australia, you know, just trying to keep just trying to keep 67 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,360 attached to the land and not just fall into space like the 68 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,360 rest of the Australians. And he's like, man, I'll just 69 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:11,080 come do your podcast. And also we've I've got another 70 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,640 podcast in the bank with a guest and then also listen to the 71 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:19,240 excitement of my voice because another guest today that I asked 72 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,240 through the podcast just went, yeah, because everybody has 73 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,160 time. We all have time. 74 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,600 We've got P and time, the two TS. 75 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,720 And as you can see, if you're watching the video broadcast on 76 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,680 my YouTube channel, Oh, why did the focus go away? 77 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,680 Oh no, it's all good. I shouldn't do tech things like 78 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,040 technical things. We've established this from last 79 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,760 week's episode with Jim Owen. Because there was something 80 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,600 wrong with my microphone and I sounded like us here I was like, 81 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,120 so Jim, mate, how did you get into comedy at all? 82 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,320 Whenever I heard it back. And by the way, that's not the 83 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,520 way I speak. So thanks to everyone who 84 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,280 actually listened. Despite the fact that I sound 85 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,000 like an alien, hopefully I sound normal this week and just look 86 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,520 like an alien with my long fingers. 87 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,880 Let me take a little drink of tea. 88 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,480 That is delicious. I hope everybody is watching 89 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,680 along, listening along with the tea themselves, whether we 90 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,560 accept all kinds, whether you're black, I mean black in terms of 91 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,080 you drink black tea. It don't mean black as in skin. 92 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:22,240 I mean, you know, OK, move on Green. 93 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,000 You could be a green tea drinker. 94 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,800 You could be a chamomile drinker. 95 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,160 But what the last few episodes of the podcast have told this is 96 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,200 nobody likes an early grey drinker. 97 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,960 So if you're an early grey drinker, unsubscribe. 98 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:38,520 Fuck off. That's serious. 99 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:39,840 All right, I'm only joking. Come back. 100 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,640 You're welcome back in today in this episode. 101 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,880 I got asked a question last week about conspiracy theories, and I 102 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,760 feel like it didn't have enough time to get properly stuck into 103 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,920 it. So that's what this episode is 104 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,120 going to be. I don't know a lot about 105 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,920 conspiracies theories. I'm not this kind of guy. 106 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,440 Some of my friends do. I'm looking at comedians like 107 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,160 Connor Keys and Mickey Bartlett, you know, on their podcast Deck 108 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,280 Chair and Yums, which is one of the many local podcasts that you 109 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,640 should definitely as well as this one, go listen to. 110 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:14,200 And also Boy Town came out today and you have, but it'll be 111 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,520 yesterday if you're listening to this and they came out Boy Town 112 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,400 podcast. Me and Dave Elliot, we've set up 113 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,880 a way to do it remotely. So we're not even in each 114 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,000 other's houses yet. We're still doing it weird, so 115 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,720 you can check that out. But Mickey and Connor love their 116 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,240 conspiracy theories. People love conspiracy theories 117 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,440 at a time like this, you know, so I want to look at some and 118 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:37,200 just see what I think of them. I want to know what theories are 119 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,480 right there. Like I, we all know the big 9/11 120 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:43,280 1, you know that it, that it was, you know, dumb. 121 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,440 Like it was an inside job, mate. Normally when people tell me 122 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:50,960 about conspiracy theories, I go, how does it affect me though? 123 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:56,200 You know, people are like, see over in see over in Hungary, 124 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,960 mate. They're actually, they're saying 125 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,800 it's 50% free in the bags of crisps. 126 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,800 But actually it's about 30%. I don't care. 127 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,680 It makes no difference to me. But I want to look at the big 128 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,040 conspiracy theories that are right there. 129 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:15,280 But before I do that, just as I was sort of like, you know, 130 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,600 making the tea, getting ready for this podcast, Dave Elliott, 131 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:24,440 my good friend, one of my best friends, sends me, sends me a 132 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:28,040 screenshot from Britney Spears, from her social media. 133 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:33,360 And Britney Spears. This is maybe if like, you know, 134 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:37,200 this whole this whole fucking crazy situation, the crazy time 135 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,600 that we're living in at the minute, if it's given US1 136 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:47,280 positive, it's that earlier on today, Britney Spears posted a 137 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:50,040 screenshot of the stopwatch on her phone. 138 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,120 Britney Spears basically says this. 139 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:58,040 She's posted a time, right. So when you look at the picture 140 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:04,520 you can see a time on the screen which is 5 seconds .97 five 141 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,920 point 97 seconds. And Britney Spears as in. 142 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,360 I must confess, then, my loneliness. 143 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,800 Not Britney Spears, says Ram my first five. 144 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:22,680 Like 5 Ram, my first five. As in five seconds. 145 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,000 Getting over your fear of pushing it in the beginning is 146 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,760 the key. Once I did that I hit 5. 147 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:34,240 Usually I run for six or seven. My first try was 9 and now I did 148 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:38,559 it. Whoop, 100 metre dash now. 149 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:43,000 Fair play to anybody who gets out, does a bit of fitness, goes 150 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,640 for a run, especially at a time like this. 151 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,440 But at the same time, Britney Spears saying she ran the 100 152 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:57,160 metres in 5.97 seconds would mean now I could be wrong 153 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,480 because I don't know the facts, I don't know the facts, I wasn't 154 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,920 there. But it isn't the proving guilty. 155 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:09,880 But Britney Spears is saying not only has she obliterated the 100 156 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:16,120 metres record, like of all time, but she's done it by over 4 157 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,160 seconds. So Britney Spears has gone in 158 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,000 the lockdown and basically just let everyone know. 159 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,520 Hey guys, just a quick heads up. I just broke the world 100 metre 160 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,480 record and I did it with four seconds to spare. 161 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:32,200 Now, if that's true, Britney's redeemed herself from the time 162 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,720 she gave herself a Skinhead and put an umbrella through some 163 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,680 fella's window. Fair play to Britney Spears. 164 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:44,120 And someone says if this was the case, why didn't she take up an 165 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,520 athletics career instead of singing? 166 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:50,240 She'd have won every single medal imaginable and would have 167 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,960 all the world records to her name. 168 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,560 She's 38 as well. So this is unbelievable. 169 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:58,680 This is a bit like when Kim Jong Un said that he played golf and 170 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:02,560 he got something like 18 holes in one, which is impressive. 171 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,360 You know, don't be a dictate white dad now. 172 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,080 But why? Why were you a dictator? 173 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,240 Why were you not just on the PGA Tour absolutely mugging off 174 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:13,280 Tiger Woods? I mean, that's very, very, very 175 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,760 enjoyable. Yeah. 176 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,200 It didn't happen in the year awards have said this is already 177 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:24,040 their their number one thing. Should I go on Britney Spears 178 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:30,200 Instagram and see see what some of the comments are very, very, 179 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,960 very enjoyable from Britney. I mean, if it's just banter as 180 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,840 well. I like it from her. 181 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,800 But yeah, fair play. Britney Spears, for anybody just 182 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:43,400 joining us, has broken, as unlikely as it sounds, the 100 183 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:50,440 metre records. I mean, what's mental is so many 184 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,520 people are such fans of Brittany that they're just like really 185 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,280 into this and being like fair play. 186 00:10:56,560 --> 00:11:00,160 Unbelievable. And some people are recusing her 187 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,320 of being on steroids. I mean I feel like two things 188 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:10,960 here, either Brittany is the owner of like some sort of Nokia 189 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,680 5210 that's absolutely packed it in and it's given her a false 190 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:20,360 time or the other or the other option which is Britney Spears 191 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,640 is just the fastest person in the world and either or 192 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,880 enjoyable to me. Let me see what people are 193 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:32,960 saying on Twitter. Britney Spears claims she beat 194 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,120 UCM Bolts world record by running 100 metres from 5.97 195 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:40,360 seconds. If Britney said she beat UCM 196 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,880 Bolt, then Britney Spears beat UCM Bolt, I don't know what to 197 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:47,080 tell you. Yeah, that's enjoyable. 198 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,560 I mean, Twitter can be so sarcastic, but I'm. 199 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,160 I'm absolutely here for it. Yeah. 200 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,640 They were like Britney Spears, the new fastest human on Earth. 201 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,600 I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a complete spoof from 202 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,760 Britney. But it's so unnecessary. 203 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,680 Like, who was saying to her? Like, you know, you're really 204 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,160 going to have to beat this record here. 205 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,720 I enjoy it. OK, let's let's get on with 206 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,200 these, with these conspiracy theories. 207 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:25,000 Conspiracy theories, main conspiracy theories. 208 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,240 Or should I, should I go for like 10 conspiracy theories? 209 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:35,480 Yeah, let's find like the the biggest ones ever from Time 210 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,480 magazine. See, how do I know that the 211 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,360 people who've written this aren't in a conspiracy? 212 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:46,320 Mind blown. OK, let's just do a couple here. 213 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,520 All right, Let's just do a couple of these #1 the JFK 214 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,800 assassination. So all I know about this is John 215 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:58,920 F Kennedy was the president of America, and some fella shot him 216 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:02,000 in the head. And that isn't funny, but it's 217 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,080 just funny that that's my only knowledge of it. 218 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,400 Like most of us. Lee Harvey Oswald, didn't he do 219 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,720 it from, like, a library or something? 220 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,040 Yeah. It happened in 1963. 221 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,840 Struck by two bullets, one in the head, one in the neck while 222 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,240 Freak me, baby. One in the head, one in the 223 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,120 neck. Let. 224 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,360 Me pick you up in. While riding an open top limo 225 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:27,160 through Dallas, Lee Harvey Oswald was charge of killing him 226 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,920 and acted alone. Right, here's the conspiracy 227 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:36,120 theory. 70% of Americans believe Kennedy's death was a result of 228 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,200 a broader plot. The trajectory of the bullets, 229 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,920 some say, didn't square with Oswald's perch on the 6th floor 230 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,600 of the Book Depository. I only have a bit of knowledge 231 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,360 about this, by the way. This gives you my level of 232 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,280 intellect because of an episode of South Park. 233 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:54,000 Others suggest a second gunman, perhaps on the grassy Knoll of 234 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,640 Dealey Plaza, participated in the shooting. 235 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,440 I mean, nobody else was arrested for it. 236 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,880 And when they look around, the second person wasn't there. 237 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,320 So I'm just going to say what a lot of us were thinking. 238 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:12,840 It was Britney Spears, the only person quick enough, the only 239 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,520 person they could fire a shot and then literally Sprint back 240 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,560 to your house 400 miles away and just be chilling in the living 241 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,320 room. By the time anybody looked up, 242 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,720 it was Britney Spears. And you know what happened when 243 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,720 they bring her in for this because she's maybe done it 244 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,360 before. They'll go, you know, you've 245 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,480 murdered. So when you murdered JFK way 246 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:38,880 before you were born? And she'll go, you know, so. 247 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,280 She'll essentially admit admit that she did it. 248 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:48,720 Kennedy was Kennedy killed by CIA agents either out of anger 249 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,880 over the Bay of the Pigs or at the behest of Vice President 250 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,440 Lyndon Johnson mobsters mad at Kennedy's brother might have 251 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,480 killed him for initiating the prosecution of organised gangs. 252 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,600 Speculation over 1 of history's most famous political 253 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,040 assassinations is such a popular game that most people have taken 254 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:10,120 the rumours to heart 32% of those believe that Oswald 255 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,880 carried out the killing on his own. 256 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:23,000 I mean I, I don't know I also think that like, you know back 257 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,240 in the day also like Irish people absolutely loved JFK, 258 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,720 like Bernie. A lot of people used to have 259 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,440 photos up of this is true of Jesus in their house and one of 260 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,800 JFK. So I'd say they were pretty mad 261 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,440 about it. I mean, I, I just realised when 262 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,240 looking at this sort of thing, I would be a terrible like crime 263 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:47,240 scene investigator, a terrible detective because they are very 264 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,280 smart the way they can look at someone who's been shot in the 265 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,000 head and go, this bullet came from over there and that one's 2 266 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,440 miles that way. How do you do? 267 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,880 If see, if I was the investigator and it had two 268 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:02,040 bullets and I said I'd go, yeah, probably, probably just the same 269 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,480 person like, and they go, yes, but what about the direction of 270 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,240 the bullets? And I and then I would just go, 271 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,200 well, what? Whatever you guys think, I go 272 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,480 here. Whatever, whatever you think I 273 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:18,800 really wouldn't know, you know, but yeah, I, I don't know. 274 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,680 Also, you know, open top limo, just driving around waving at 275 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,280 people. I mean, don't be at that. 276 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,520 At the same time, don't be at that. 277 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,480 Yeah. I mean, that doesn't really 278 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,640 offer anything the the 9/11 cover up. 279 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,880 Should we look at that? Let's look at the 9/11 cover up. 280 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,080 I mean, I feel totally unqualified to talk about that, 281 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:43,240 but I remember about 911 being in school and someone telling us 282 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:49,800 about it in class and you had no idea about the level that that 283 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,440 was on, You know what I mean? You're sort of like in school, 284 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,840 you're messing about, drinking a bubble gum. 285 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:59,680 That said, some other idiot comes into the class and tells 286 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,200 you about it, you know, some other child. 287 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,960 We don't know anything. He, I mean, they're probably 288 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,079 told it totally wrong. You know, I'm pretty sure 289 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:11,200 someone told me it was Sparsh shopping Centre in Belfast. 290 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:15,640 But then later on watching TV, that's when it properly kicked 291 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,200 in. And there are loads of, I mean, 292 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,119 people are obsessed with talking about the fact that it was an 293 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,079 inside job and made you have to look at the YouTube videos. 294 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,400 But then see, here's the thing, there's all these conspiracy 295 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,120 YouTube videos out there, you know, where you can like, you 296 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,400 can really break it down and they point arrows at things and 297 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,720 they're like, what do you think about this? 298 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000 And then I go to watch those, but then I get distracted very 299 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,440 easily by the sidebar on YouTube, you know, because on 300 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,800 the sidebar, you know, you'll be watching 9/11 inside job 301 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,160 question mark. And on the sidebar it'll say 302 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:53,240 watch Korea's hottest K pop boy band BTS, go behind the scenes 303 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,480 in their latest video. And I go, OK, that's 304 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,800 interesting. It could be an inside job, I 305 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,120 don't know, I've no idea. But at the same time, let's see 306 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,240 what these boys are getting up to. 307 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:05,600 And they're all doing dances with different coloured hair. 308 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,040 So I get distracted very easily when it comes to that. 309 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,920 So I mean, again, that's another one. 310 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:14,160 I don't know. I mean, I don't know. 311 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,280 I mean, I feel like this could be a new series for me, for BBC 312 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,440 Northern Ireland when all this coronavirus is over, conspiracy 313 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,520 theories and people let the facts out to me and I just go, I 314 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:27,400 don't know. Yeah, this is heavily imprinted 315 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:31,040 in American Minds 911. It there's so many alternative 316 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:37,680 explanations. A poll found 42% of Americans 317 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,000 believe the government and the 9/11 Commission concealed or 318 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,880 refused to investigate critical evidence the military. 319 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,760 Why did the military feel the hijack intercept the hijack 320 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,880 plane? Had the government issued a 321 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,600 stand down order to minimise interference? 322 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,880 I mean, here's the thing as well. 323 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,240 It's a bit like the flatter thing. 324 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,480 See, for this amount of cover ups, I feel like, and also 325 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,240 people might be watching this go, they've got them, they've 326 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,280 got them. He's getting money from the 327 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:08,240 Illuminati to say this. I think so many people would 328 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,280 have to be in on that, that eventually you, you'd get one 329 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,680 fella who just has way too many pints of smethics in the bar one 330 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,680 night and goes, lads, I need to tell you this thing that I was 331 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,000 asked to do back in the day. You know, it's like Flat Earth. 332 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,360 Think if the earth was flat about how many people would have 333 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,000 to know And you're saying one of them wouldn't be a juicy weed 334 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,080 gossip. No, no honey, people always 335 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:39,080 gossip. Yeah, while the team find no 336 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,240 evidence that the government had planned the attacks, lack of 337 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,920 proof. Israeli stopped conspiracy 338 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,120 theorists before. I mean, at the end of the day, 339 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,240 conspiracy theories are some that are, you know what I mean? 340 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:52,280 Like there's that guy who went on Joe Rogan, Bob Salazar. 341 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,120 Is that what did it? No, maybe that's wrong. 342 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,920 I can't remember. He said that he worked in Area 343 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,160 51. Is that? 344 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,120 Is Area 51 the alien place or is that, is that like a nightclub 345 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,520 in Bambridge? I'm not sure. 346 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,600 But this guy said he worked on this alien spacecraft basically, 347 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,720 and they find an alien. I mean, at the end of the day, 348 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:19,440 he didn't. At the end of the day, he, he 349 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:23,160 also did, you know, he didn't, he didn't like, you know, it's 350 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,760 when it's a bit like when people say they've seen ghosts. 351 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:33,320 My mother actually saw a ghost. She felt this chill run through 352 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:38,640 her and then a painting fell onto the ground and a ghost said 353 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:43,280 to her, what's for dinner? You know, none. 354 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,160 You ever meet someone tells you about a ghost and you go, that's 355 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,760 really interesting. But I mean, it didn't happen. 356 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:53,960 But that's oh, wow. And sorry if anybody if anybody 357 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,720 listening says I actually have seen a ghost. 358 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:02,840 You. Haven't people be ripping about 359 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,480 that? I I enjoy that people will be 360 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,920 watching this ripping. How dare he say that I actually 361 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:14,880 have Nah I mean the only guy who saw ghost was a felon. 6th 362 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,520 Sense, Bruce Willis dead the whole time, by the way, spoiler 363 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,480 alert. I mean, look, I'm going to stop 364 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,880 looking at conspiracy theories because number one, it's not 365 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,080 that interesting content for the podcast. 366 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,160 And secondly, my attitude will always be, I know, could be 367 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,280 we're going to have a really quick message from local 368 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,920 charity. This is what I'm going to do for 369 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,600 the next couple of weeks, a really quick 32nd message 370 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,520 because hey, sponsors aren't going to be dishing out money at 371 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,360 this sort of time. I totally get that. 372 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,320 So let's give a platform to some local charities, see what 373 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,800 happens. We'll do that for a while and 374 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,120 then I'm back with listeners, Questions, tweets and that whole 375 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:53,640 shabang zippers. This week's charity shout out, 376 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,640 which we're going to do, is Lifeline. 377 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,840 Lifeline is a Northern Ireland crisis response helpline for 378 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,200 people who are experiencing distress or despair. 379 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,000 No matter what your age or where you live in Northern Ireland, if 380 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,360 you're someone you know is in distress or despair, Lifeline is 381 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,520 here to help. The number for Lifeline is 382 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:15,680 08088088000. There's probably a way easier 383 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:20,520 way every but oh, wait, oh, wait eight, oh, wait, eight, oh, oh, 384 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:25,000 oh, that was probably the worst second time around because the 385 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,640 Lifeline are free to people living in Northern Ireland who 386 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,840 are calling from UK landlines and mobiles. 387 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:36,680 So basically, I'm totally aware. You see in social media, you can 388 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:42,480 imagine that a lot of people are financially worried that the 389 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,880 minute people are out of work for the first time, 390 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,240 self-employed people are struggling. 391 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,320 Business owners are are facing the prospect of laying off 392 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,600 staff. And you might be someone who who 393 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:59,400 was a member of staff that now, you know, is, is trying to apply 394 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,800 for Universal Credit, all that kind of thing. 395 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:06,160 I'm aware that can give people such a such a headache and then 396 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,480 in in a lot of cases, some some people are going to get into a 397 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,520 real a real funk about it. Then that's totally 398 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,840 understandable. But what you can do is get in 399 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,880 touch with lifeline. You know, it's AI keep saying 400 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,880 it's a crazy time. That's the only way I can 401 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,520 describe it. I hope that doesn't sound like 402 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,120 I'm under planet. You know, this a comedy podcast, 403 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,680 but you know, people that have families to support out there, 404 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:33,480 people that have staff, you know, and you know, I can 405 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,920 imagine if, if you lose your job or, or if you have to lay people 406 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,640 off, it's going to be very, very stressful. 407 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,480 And Lifeline is a fantastic organisation. 408 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,240 So give them a call if you are really despairing about this, if 409 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,360 you're really down, you know, and, and they will do their best 410 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,920 to help you with that. So that's this week's charity 411 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,920 call. And we're going to do these 412 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,440 every week in in place of a sponsor. 413 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:03,720 Back to the podcast. Welcome back, folks. 414 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:07,280 We've got so many questions, so many questions on Instagram and 415 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,720 Twitter and cheers for that because that sort of keeps this 416 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,320 podcast ticking over because I'm not doing anything. 417 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,200 So I don't have loads of material to draw on. 418 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,720 You know, I cut the grass yesterday. 419 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,520 So if there was no questions, I would just be on this podcast 420 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,920 talking about cutting grass for an hour and there would be some 421 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,120 like, you know, agricultural motherfuckers out there going 422 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,160 yes, that's what that's why we're listening in the hope you 423 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,280 would talk about your grass sometime maybe, But for now, 424 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,640 we're sweet with questions. Before I move into these, let me 425 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,600 just make you aware of BBC Radio Ulster. 426 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,400 Every Friday, me and Dave Elliott on the Shane Todd show. 427 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,720 It's just me and Dave ripping it up. 428 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,160 Basically, we're we're ripping up what we normally do. 429 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:53,120 So I've been on Radio Ulster for I think this is my third or 430 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:56,800 fourth series. What we do is we go in, we do 431 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,480 like a six week run or a ten week run and then and then we'll 432 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,720 kind of go away and then we'll come back and that kind of 433 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,480 thing. And we we have a format for a 434 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,440 show that we like. We play some silly games. 435 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,680 We have laid back chat and we pay play kind of like eclectic 436 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,880 music. But a couple of weeks ago, Oh 437 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,000 yeah, last week for the first time, it just didn't feel like 438 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,480 we should be doing our normal show because it's not a normal 439 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:27,600 time. So I kind of thought, why not 440 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,320 try And obviously we're always going to be aware of what's 441 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,000 going on at the minute with coronavirus, but but I thought, 442 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,400 why not just try and get people out of their heads for by the 443 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,160 way, I don't mean drunk. And so we so we're going around 444 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,720 delivering tenants to people's door. 445 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:46,280 No, I mean like get out of their thoughts for an hour and a half. 446 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,960 So we have this time slot 6 until 7:30. 447 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,720 And I said to the guys who really will stir. 448 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,200 Is there any way I can just play old school dance music and 449 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,560 everybody can just have a tear up in their house? 450 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,320 And in fairness, they went yes, which is unreal for a station to 451 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,240 do that. Because look, really Ulster is 452 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,520 sort of known broadly as a station that, you know, people 453 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:13,320 maybe 40 and above listen to. And it obviously isn't that 454 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,680 because their shows of all genres. 455 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,920 But you know, I can imagine some people go, there's no way you 456 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,360 list you play that in really Ulster. 457 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,080 But the bosses are like, you know what, go for it. 458 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,640 And that takes a lot of balls. So we're doing that again this 459 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,680 Friday. We're playing a massive amount 460 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,560 of old school dance. So check that out. 461 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,040 You can listen online as well, BBC Radio Ulster, me and Dave 462 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,080 Elliott, also the Boy Time podcast to me and Dave. 463 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,560 Dave mentioned it earlier, but it's up on Apple Podcasts and 464 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,760 everywhere else. The Boy Time podcast, It's silly 465 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,920 fun, me and Dave. So that comes out. 466 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,840 I don't know about you guys, but I'm listening to a lot of 467 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,400 podcasts to kinda not get me through. 468 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,440 Not that dramatic, but it's definitely, it's definitely nice 469 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,440 because you're not going out and having those conversations with 470 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,320 others that you had before. So whenever I am like cutting 471 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,920 the grass or I'm doing a workout, stick a podcast on and 472 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,240 that's the way to go. So look, let's get back into it. 473 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:11,160 Let's let's give people what they want and that is answers 474 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,920 the big questions. Let me see who's coming in hot 475 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,800 on the questions. By the way, Speaking of coming 476 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,040 in hot, I made a second cup of tea. 477 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,960 It's in a different mug, so there we go. 478 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,480 If you've gone in twice for cups of tea during this podcast, no 479 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,800 one's going to think any less you. 480 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,720 And you'll notice if you're watching the video version that 481 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,040 my mug says wifey and I don't feel the need to explain myself. 482 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,320 Got questions? I got questions. 483 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:45,840 Here we go, let me get it up, said the Bishop to the actress. 484 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,160 Why am I stupid at that or I got it? 485 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:58,360 So Mark Miller comes straight in the original Mark Miller says, 486 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,360 have you ever split a roasting hot cup of tea over your plums? 487 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,840 Great question, great use of the word plums. 488 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,800 Get your plums out. Have I? 489 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:16,120 No, I don't ever remember the sensation of spilling tea or 490 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:21,560 anything like a warm drink over my plums. 491 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,200 I don't, I don't think so. I can imagine it wouldn't be 492 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,560 nice. Like I drank about 7 cups of tea 493 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:31,040 a day, maybe 10, sometimes 5. But I think if I did that, it 494 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,320 would put me off tea for a while. 495 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,200 Like whenever I was a wee boy and I pulled up my zipper and I 496 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:41,320 got my Willy stock in my zipper. I didn't wear zips for 14 years 497 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,880 after that, you know? So put me off. 498 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,600 Mark, if that's happened to you, man, I don't worry about it. 499 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,520 You know, maybe you've stopped drinking tea since then. 500 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,640 If it's a personal experience, give tea another chance and 501 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:56,600 let's make tea great again. Tuba says who has the best dress 502 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,880 sense out of your friends? Who would you swap styles with? 503 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,440 Well, I think Dave Elliott had a similar question to this on his 504 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,800 Sly Guy podcast. If we take it in terms of 505 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,800 comedians, who has the best dress sense out of your friends? 506 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,760 I mean, we all think we've got a good sense of style and jet 507 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,840 people in general, you know, you're not going to wear clothes 508 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,160 going this doesn't look good. You wear clothes because you 509 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,840 think they look good. Now, a lot of people might say 510 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,440 don't dare call yourself the best dress because you're 511 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,800 wearing short shorts at the minute and a turquoise vest that 512 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:32,560 says Nike FC #influencer, I got the hook up on this. 513 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,960 Don't even worry about it. But I mean, I, I personally 514 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,160 think I have the best style, but it's subjective. 515 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:46,560 So somebody else might look at Rory Woods and go, no, that guy 516 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,000 needs to be walking the catwalk in Milan in this contemporary 517 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,680 outfit that he's got on. You know, Woods, he's a Woods. 518 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:58,960 He's a very Rory Woods is a very, you know, meat and two veg 519 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:03,160 dresser, you know, which does sound like code for homosexual. 520 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:07,080 But Woods he likes to wear, you know, he usually puts on a pair 521 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:11,280 of dark jeans, treat like Vans and a plain T-shirt. 522 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,920 There's never too much going on with the T-shirt. 523 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,080 It's usually a plain solid colour because Woodsy lets his 524 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,520 eyes do the work. Kieran Bartlett. 525 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:24,160 I mean, Kieran probably wouldn't mind me saying that. 526 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,760 I, I'm not envious of his style because Kieran likes to wear for 527 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,560 for a long time he went through a phase of wearing pyjama 528 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,400 bottoms out in public. Like to business me. 529 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,240 I mean, Kieran's a legit comedy writer. 530 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,480 He's a screenwriter. He's getting a lot of work made 531 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,480 and he takes a lot of his business meetings in pyjamas. 532 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,640 So I don't love that. I wouldn't love that style on 533 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,600 me. And also, Kieran wears a lot of 534 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,200 old school and he does tracksuit bottoms and he looks, we've 535 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,800 talked about this on the podcast he came on, but he looks like a 536 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,840 break dancer. So if I was going to a break 537 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,840 dancing tournament, I'd ask Kieran who his tailor is. 538 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:05,480 But also you've got Aaron McCann now, like me saying I love my 539 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,280 style. Aaron loves his style. 540 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,600 He's in the golf wine. I don't know if that is the real 541 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,280 name of it or I've just been a real pensioner there and said it 542 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,680 wrong. But he loves that gear, the 543 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,240 stuff that Tyler and the Creator and the boys wear because that's 544 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,840 his vibe. That's what he likes. 545 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,880 No, I'm personally, I'm not into like he, he wears a lot of like 546 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,400 oversized stuff, you know, a lot of like oversized sweaters, 547 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,960 T-shirts and stuff. I can't wear oversized stuff 548 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,360 because when I wear oversized stuff, I, I look like medically 549 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,920 I've lost a lot of weight, you know, so I can't wear oversized 550 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,640 stuff. But I do like the oversized 551 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,320 style. But sometimes, I mean, some 552 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,920 look, I'm wearing a turquoise vest. 553 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,280 Sometimes iron will wear, you know, pink jumper with the 554 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,040 doughnut on it. And I think at 31, I probably 555 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,000 can't do that. But being a couple of years 556 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,120 younger at his age, you know, I would, I would maybe give it a 557 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,400 run. Mickey Bartlett. 558 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,320 I mean, Mickey definitely has a medley of styles. 559 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,360 Like Mickey wears A aeroplane fighter jet jacket, you know, 560 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,680 like a sheepskin leather jacket. He wears a flat cap skinny 561 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,800 jeans. And then here's the thing about 562 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,840 Mickey. Anytime Mickey does like a big 563 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,080 show and, you know, gets a little bit of cash, he likes to 564 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,880 order himself some customised Nike trainers. 565 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:31,480 So, so Mickey I Mickey style's unpredictable, you know? 566 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,080 So sometimes I'm like, oh, yeah, like that outfit. 567 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,280 Then sometimes I'm like, oh, darling, no. 568 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:41,040 So it's difficult to say. And then Dave Elliott. 569 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,800 Dave Elliott wears only gear on Jackamo. 570 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,440 You know, he wears Snowdonia, this brand that he thinks is 571 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,680 class, but it's actually probably not. 572 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,960 And Dave just wears black T-shirts doing stand up. 573 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,920 You notice your affinity to Louis CK. 574 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,800 So I wouldn't mind Dave's style because it is it is quite 575 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,080 simple, you know, like like the man himself. 576 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,720 I would. I don't mind his style. 577 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,080 Sometimes you wear a nice hoodie, but I don't like the 578 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,960 coats he wears. He wears coats with toggles on 579 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,960 them. And to me that's very pedo. 580 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,400 And then Colin, Colin Geddis definitely has, I'll say this. 581 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,880 What I like about Colin's style is he has like almost like an 582 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,120 outfit. You know, you look at him and 583 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,000 you're like, you know, it it basically if you saw clothes 584 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,320 lying on a leisure centre changing room floor, if you saw 585 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,320 his clothes, you'd go column must be playing squash here 586 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,760 because that's his gear. Not many people in Northern 587 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,400 Ireland wear that kind of gear like that kind of it fed a lot 588 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:45,280 of camo, you know, brightly coloured hoodies, skinny jeans, 589 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,560 loves his trainers. That, that, that's something we, 590 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,520 we like to chat about is footwear. 591 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,200 You know, we, Colin and I both both appreciate a street snake 592 00:33:55,240 --> 00:34:01,440 And, and I gotta say, I do, I do like a style. 593 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,240 Obviously, like everyone, there's sometimes, you know, 594 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,719 you'll put an outfit on. I'm like, hey, respect, you 595 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,560 know, I'm, I'm kind of jealous that he gets to wear caps like 596 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,199 baseball caps. Well, not baseball caps, you 597 00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:16,840 know, like we Carhartt ones because I, I can't, because 598 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:21,239 whenever I put a hat on, I look like make a wish or sending me 599 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,880 out to meet wrestlers, you know, So hats aren't an option for me. 600 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,760 That was a long answer to that question, but I hope you enjoyed 601 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,400 it. Hmm. 602 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:36,040 Mary Mckegney says any advice on homeschooling? 603 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:44,120 I mean, The thing is, I whenever I was a kid had I still do have 604 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,719 a pretty short attention span. So home schooling just wouldn't 605 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,280 have worked for me, you know, because I would have just worn 606 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,840 my parents down and been like, let me go outside, especially in 607 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,280 this weather. Like it's unreal. 608 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,520 I think teach kids stuff that isn't on the on the syllabus. 609 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:03,680 You know, let's teach kids how to pick a lock. 610 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:10,800 Let's teach our kids how to, you know, go in the shops under the 611 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,960 cover of darkness after they close and break in the cash 612 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,640 register, that kind of thing, you know, valuable life 613 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,640 experience. No, I'd say first of all, if if 614 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,200 possible, do it alfresco. You know what I mean? 615 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,640 Let's because that was the best thing in school. 616 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,000 What about what about in school when a teacher used to go when 617 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,720 it was getting into the good weather, a teacher would go, 618 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,800 right, grab your stuff. We're going into the grass 619 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,080 outside. And I don't mean like a Stoner 620 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,120 teacher who's like, we're going to smoke joint. 621 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,680 I mean, a teacher who's like, come on, we'll set out in one of 622 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,680 the school like lawns and we'll do the lesson out there. 623 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,440 Unreal. Music teacher did that once. 624 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,960 I was like, I mean, you can do that with music because none of 625 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,520 us are ever going to go on to be platinum recording artists. 626 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,720 But I mean music in school was only always the same instruments 627 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,040 like the xylophone and all shape. 628 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,160 You know, they they should have just let like I would love to 629 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,560 have just been an acapella guy. You know it in GCSE music. 630 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,200 Let me lick you up and down till you say he stop. 631 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,960 Here's your A level, but this is GCS ES, I know, but it was so 632 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,320 good. Here's an A level, Mary, get 633 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,840 them outside. That's what I say. 634 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,080 That's what I say. Get people outside practical 635 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,200 life skills. You know, that's that's what I 636 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,520 want to see. Yack McConnell says if you had 637 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,200 the appear on a reality TV show, which would you want to be on 638 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,200 and which do you think you would have the best chance of winning? 639 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,200 Good question. Because people always say, oh, 640 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,280 you do stand up and all. Would you love to go on like I'm 641 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,960 A Celebrity and all that or or Celebrity Big Brother? 642 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,680 No, I've got an e-mail. I got an e-mail once going, 643 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,200 yeah, we're producers. Celebrity Big Brother just 644 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,720 signed and people out for their availability. 645 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:56,600 I mean, I'd love to know where I was on their list, you know what 646 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,880 I mean? Because you've probably got like 647 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:04,160 Lady Gaga number one. Scroll down 400 Dean Gaffney, 648 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,800 827 me, if I went on this level, Big Brother, everybody who fuck 649 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,160 is this guy Celebrity Big Brother? 650 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,720 But there'd be 7 people from Northern Ireland going, you ask 651 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,360 me at the ambassador, you can do it. 652 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,160 Honestly, I wouldn't like to do any of those. 653 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,800 I wouldn't do any of those shows, I don't think because 654 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,760 you, you, you don't want to be known. 655 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,680 No, obviously I'm not a celebrity, but you don't want to 656 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,680 be known as there's that person just does like the reality 657 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,200 shows. They're just famous for the sake 658 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,760 of being famous. I'm way more interested in just 659 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,240 being good at stand up and the things that I do. 660 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,160 So Oh my God, that's such a wanky answer. 661 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,960 But also what'll be funny is in 15 years when I have to do a 662 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,520 reality TV show for the money and everybody just plays this 663 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,840 clip, What, you wouldn't do it? I'm like, hey, I need that cash. 664 00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:01,240 What I would love to do is like, you know, like a fun. 665 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,520 So obviously I like football, I like travelling, I like all that 666 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,360 kind of thing. So if it had like a stand up 667 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,080 element to it, I would be interested in that. 668 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,440 Or I don't know if it was something I enjoy, but those 669 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,600 ones where it's like you're just well known people in a place, 670 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,240 twats in a place. I don't think I'd want to do 671 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,800 that. But if I had to do one of the 672 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:29,960 main ones and maybe, fuck, I don't even know, maybe Strictly 673 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,600 Come Dancing or something because you get shredded, you 674 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,600 know, you come out with a good body. 675 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,240 So maybe something like that, but I wouldn't do it. 676 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:43,520 Rebus, I once forgot Rebus. I once completely forgot to take 677 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,880 the tea bag out in brackets. I know, I'm sorry. 678 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,280 When making a cup of tea for my mum, when she drank it, she 679 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:58,200 sucked a little on the bag. I mean, if we weren't so far in 680 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,000 the lockdown, I don't think I'd find that funny. 681 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:07,080 But she drank it. She sucked a little on the bag. 682 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,000 I mean, you know what you're doing there. 683 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,520 She had no idea what it was and probably poked on the kitchen 684 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,560 table. So have you ever made anyone 685 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,720 physically sick or vice versa? Well, not through that method. 686 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,960 Let me tell you, you pervert, but no more joking. 687 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:26,400 But I'm not have I ever met anybody physically sick or vice 688 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,240 versa. Has anyone made me physically 689 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:33,560 sick? No, but when people do describe 690 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,760 gross things, I very quickly stopped them, you know, like in 691 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,200 WhatsApp groups. And somebody's like, what? 692 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,240 Yes, mate, Like my mate, I'll not give you a surname so it's 693 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,360 not incriminating them. And I don't think he watches 694 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,320 this. But my mate Ryan sent a WhatsApp 695 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,520 video in and it looked like a film. 696 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,560 So I was like, what's this? Like a scene from a film? 697 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:59,880 It was a guy. It was a woman with a fake leg, 698 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:05,320 like a wooden leg, a stump and. She was fucking a guy with this 699 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:10,040 stump and that's what's up for you. 700 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,600 You know what I mean? So the second I realise what's 701 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:18,320 going to happen in that video, I go no, no, no, no, no, stop. 702 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,840 I don't understand these people who are in the like disgusting 703 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,680 stuff because it makes me feel bookie and I don't like it. 704 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,400 I don't like dirty talk, dirty things. 705 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:30,240 You know, people are like chatting about God. 706 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:34,120 I don't know when people are watching videos of people being 707 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,400 sick or diarrhoea, all that kind of thing. 708 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,560 Stop doing that. That would that would make me 709 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,360 feel sick. So I never let it get that far. 710 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,800 But that sort of stuff would have the potential to make me 711 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,560 feel sick. Let me say loads Instagram 712 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,360 questions. We'll get through these and then 713 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,960 we'll wrap it up. But remember, there'll be a 714 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,680 brand new podcast next Wednesday. 715 00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,280 There'll be one on Friday, Patreon, every Monday, there'll 716 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,960 be special episodes. Right, here we go, McFadden 717 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,480 says. Long time listener, I think says 718 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,840 how does your dad, how does your dad feel about being famous? 719 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,160 And why has he lost his tan? Is he taller now? 720 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,560 Has he, has he, has he scared recently? 721 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,760 OK, lot of questions there. Yeah, For some reason my dad was 722 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,520 like a couple of days ago. My dad goes watch BBC News line 723 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,320 tonight. I thought it was maybe something 724 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,800 to do with coronavirus somebody felt would apply to me. 725 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,320 I'll be honest, I didn't watch it. 726 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,040 I start to get messages. Oh, why, Dennis? 727 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,520 I was like, oh, no, what? My dad's on the news. 728 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,720 Oh, no, he's joined a paramilitary or something. 729 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,400 Thankfully, it wasn't that. My dad was out for a cycle and 730 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,600 Tara Mills from BBC News Line interviewed him and I was like, 731 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,520 oh, no, he's going to say like this coronavirus, a load of 732 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,960 shit, you know, all that kind of. 733 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,200 I was like, no, please. But then he just speaks well 734 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,840 about it. He got away with it. 735 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,680 There should be shots of him porn, a wee flask of tea, you 736 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,880 know, and that was subliminal advertising for this podcast. 737 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,240 But yeah, he just basically said he was, you know, keeping his 738 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,480 social distancing. Him and his mates go out in the 739 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,240 bicycles, but they know they can only go out two at a time. 740 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,280 So, I mean, it was a great performance. 741 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,880 It was a very, very well articulated good performance on 742 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,280 BBC News Line and it was good to see. 743 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,680 But. And says, has he lost? 744 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:25,840 And why has he lost this time? Because it was just winter, you 745 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,800 know, it was winter and now it's getting into the good weather. 746 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,840 So we'll be out in the garden with the Speedos on and the and 747 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:38,560 the, you know, crisp and dry. But yes, you're right in like 748 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,520 the Dulux paint chart might as normally mahogany, but at the 749 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,400 minute he's kind of oak, but it'll get back to mahogany. 750 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,400 Michael Thompson says question for the TV podcast alongside 751 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,960 your cup of tea. With an Ulster fry, what is your 752 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,400 weapon of choice, brown sauce or ketchup? 753 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,040 I mean, this is a question we've had before, but that will 754 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,120 definitely not stop me answering it with an Ulster fry. 755 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,320 If you don't know what an Ulster fry is, by the way, it's our wee 756 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,160 local delicacy. It's our dish. 757 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,560 It's mainly a breakfast or it can be a lunch or if you're a 758 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,040 fucking freak at dinner. And I don't understand that. 759 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,680 But by the way, me talking about this now, it makes me want one. 760 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,360 But also because I'm gluten free and dairy free. 761 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,480 My version Ulster Fry would not wet your whistle. 762 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,520 You'd be like oh God help them. I've also got to go to 17 763 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,360 different shops to source my ingredients, but I don't know 764 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,600 why I said ingredients like I'm from California. 765 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:35,520 But yeah, I go like this. I put my 2 sausages to the side 766 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,800 sausages, right? I put my 2 sausages to the side 767 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,120 of the plate, not off the plate, just to the side. 768 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,400 And I pour ketchup on the edge of the plate by the sausages. 769 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,040 So it's not on the like main plate side. 770 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,480 It's on the edge so it doesn't interfere with everything else. 771 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:54,280 And I only my sausages were red sauce and the rest of the fry 772 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,360 brown all the way. So I've got a bit of a mix going 773 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,880 on, but there is kind of like there's a bit of order to it, 774 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,360 you know what I mean? It's not just chaos. 775 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,720 It's not just red and brown, which is never good to have red 776 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:10,680 and brown. The video is going to reset in a 777 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,720 wee 2nd and then it'll restart. I mean, you don't need to know 778 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,160 that. But that's just me sort of 779 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,840 keeping myself, right. OK, we've got another question 780 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,120 from Harvey Mcclurkin, Great name. 781 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,600 I'm off T for Lent mean and I only drink coffee during your 782 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,200 podcast. Am I still illegally allowed to 783 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,880 watch them? Yes. 784 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,720 Yes, you are. But it has to be through a 785 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,680 friend's laptop. You can't on your own, because 786 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:37,640 the second you say to yourself that tea is disposable, you can 787 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,000 do without it. That's when you're kind of out 788 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,960 of our tea party. But if it's only for Lent, 789 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,520 that's fine. Watching on somebody else's 790 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,440 laptop. Don't insult me by watching it 791 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,640 in yours. I didn't even know Lent was 792 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,760 still going on. I didn't know people were doing 793 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,000 it in general. But fair play to you. 794 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,120 I couldn't go off it. But yeah, it's weird that you've 795 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,720 gone off teaming, go off coffee, because coffee kind of sends you 796 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:04,200 but nuts done that. But I don't know why you'd go 797 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,320 off tea. I don't know why you would. 798 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,360 And I'm upset, OK, You've upset me. 799 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,000 Andy Skilling says can you do more Bunter Castles and Keith 800 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,840 Cruz stuff? No, mate, because there's a full 801 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,200 lockdown going on, so I can't break it to go around to Kieran 802 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:21,120 Bartlett's house with a camera. But we did do that Keith Cruz 803 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,520 video recently telling people to stay inside and I got Kieran to 804 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:28,280 film it. I presume this fiance Chloe did 805 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:32,120 it, did the filming, but then he did that to his house and then 806 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,200 he sent me it and I put it into the video because I'm Steven 807 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,960 Spielberg guys, I'm Steven Spielberg. 808 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,160 But yes, I mean, obviously we will do that. 809 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,280 We have an idea for a wee online Keith and Bunter video series. 810 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,400 Also Ben Ben Gold. That's that as well. 811 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,800 Anymore Keith and Bunter coming? Yes, there is. 812 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,240 My voice just broke there. Cool there is, but obviously 813 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,040 when this whole locked down things done, that's when we'll 814 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,160 get back into it. Orla says. 815 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,000 Firstly Congrats on you and your wife, to you and your wife on 816 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,720 your big news. Thank you with the wee bambino. 817 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,040 What did you think of the celebs doing? 818 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,040 Imagine it literally made me want to self I slave forever. 819 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:13,320 Any chance of a virgin from you in the Northern Ireland comics? 820 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,640 I mean we definitely should have done that if you haven't seen 821 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,440 it. Loads of like celebrities, well 822 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,320 known American actors and actresses got together and sang 823 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,520 Imagine. All the people. 824 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,080 A media or not is why I didn't get asked to do it. 825 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,160 It's proof that I shouldn't have been asked to do it. 826 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:34,000 But look, I think it was. I think people will think it was 827 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,560 sweet. I didn't think it was sweet. 828 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,840 I thought it was a bit terrible. Like just I was just like, Oh 829 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,160 no, it made me feel uncomfortable because everyone 830 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,840 in the video looked like they were hiding something behind 831 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,480 their eyes. But but look, I guess millions 832 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,880 of people saw that and the majority of them went, that is 833 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,320 lovely. I will imagine all the people 834 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,680 you know. So it's it was nice, but at the 835 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:59,040 same time a bit a bit terrible. We should have got together the 836 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,840 Northern Ireland comedians and done a version of it. 837 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,840 Yes, we should have, but we didn't. 838 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,920 And the Times Now passed probably where we can do it 839 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,840 because that's just the way the news moves so fast nowadays that 840 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,200 like it used to be when I was making videos, you could still 841 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,400 two weeks after something happened to a video about it. 842 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,800 Whereas now, unless it was a massive story, you kind of have 843 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,560 to be on on the day or the day after so or that was a good 844 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,800 call, but we just didn't get to it in time, I guess. 845 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,000 Bradley Seller says, although this is obviously shit, surely 846 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,200 there's part of you think and I can get material out of this. 847 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,920 I mean, you've replied to a picture of my podcast. 848 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,040 So I hope you don't mean that. Hope you mean this whole 849 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,960 COVID-19 situation. Is there part of me thinking I 850 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,600 can get material out of this? I mean, no, because. 851 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,400 Well, yeah, in a way. If something happens personal to 852 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,720 me and it's funny, then I'm I'll, I'll do that. 853 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,880 But everyone will have material. But it all stand ups. 854 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,520 So the trick is have material that isn't the material that 855 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,760 other people are going to have if you can do it, which is 856 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,520 easier said than done. Nathan Morrow, what do you think 857 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,600 of a shaved Mickey Bartlett? Yes, Mickey Bartlett out of just 858 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:13,440 pure boredom in lockdown, shaved off his beard, which was 859 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,520 actually very nice. And I'm very jealous because I 860 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,640 can't grow a beard. But Mick just went clean shaven 861 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,920 for like a wee funny Facebook video essentially. 862 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,480 And really send the picture into our WhatsApp group and go, what 863 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,800 do you think of my face? And I, I love Mickey's face. 864 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,320 And what do you think of it? I think it shocked me a wee bit 865 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,440 at the start because I'm used to the mixture with a beard, but 866 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:40,360 then I think Mickey is still beautiful so I accept them, 867 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,200 beard or no beard. Joe says. 868 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,160 Just want to say thanks for the great podcast. 869 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,560 I'm really enjoying the extra ones during isolation. 870 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:50,120 What are you looking forward to doing when we get our freedom 871 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:55,960 back? Freedom I am most looking 872 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,840 forward to. I'm most looking forward to 873 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:03,400 doing stand up, definitely just doing stand up again. 874 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,760 I said this last week, I think I'll cry in my first gig back. 875 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,440 You know, we shouldn't rule that out. 876 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,960 But I don't know. I just can't wait to get back to 877 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,840 the comedy clubs. Just hanging out with other 878 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,200 comedians again, just performing, you know, because 879 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,600 every day that you don't do this. 880 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,560 And Gemma Owen said that said this in last week's episode, if 881 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:26,040 you didn't see it or the episode earlier in the week, he said 882 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,400 that you you get rusty so quickly in stand up. 883 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,720 And that's true. Like none of us have ever really 884 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:33,800 taken a a break. The guys that do it regularly, 885 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,200 you know, and I've never not done stand up for more than a 886 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,640 couple of weeks. Definitely not. 887 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:43,240 You know, if I even feel a little bit rusty or if I feel 888 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,880 like, God, I miss doing stand up, I just go to a comedy club 889 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,880 and ask can I jump on and do a set? 890 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,720 So I just I just can't wait to get back to it. 891 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,480 I mean, I really, really, you know, FOMO. 892 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,040 I genuinely AM. But the good thing is that I'm 893 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:05,480 not the only one missing out on it, you know, Had to reset my 894 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,440 camera there. Yeah, stand up. 895 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,280 I just can't wait to get back into it. 896 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,400 I really, really, really miss it. 897 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,400 And there. Oh yes, I'm a family too. 898 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,200 You know those. Guys, definitely 1000%. 899 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,680 Ideally, I go down, see my family on the way to do my first 900 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,680 gig back. I can't wait, honestly. 901 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,560 I'll never take standard for granted again. 902 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,640 I mean, it didn't really ever take it for granted I don't 903 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,120 think. But playing stand up, I also 904 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,880 can't wait to have a big game of football. 905 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:36,160 Oh, that'll be Class 1. Flying Irishman says. 906 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,040 With the prospect and no gigs for the foreseeable, have you 907 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,640 and your fellow comedians considered an online stand up 908 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,440 night through the likes of Zoom? Maybe I'd laugh and track to 909 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,920 take away the awkwardness of not being able to hear anyone laugh 910 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,560 at the at the content. I mean, listen, we've all 911 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,160 definitely had that situation before of no laughter at our 912 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,240 content. Would happily buy a ticket for 913 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,800 such an event. I'm sure many others feel the 914 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,280 same way. I mean, I love the idea and 915 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,320 I've, I've thought about it. I think we all have. 916 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,200 But the problem is stand up's all about like the environment 917 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,520 that you create. You know, it's about the, the 918 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,800 energy in the room, it's about the live experience. 919 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:14,360 So I don't know if that could be done well. 920 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,640 And that's our big fear of, you know, not executing that right. 921 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,280 And then it's just very awkward and it's online forever. 922 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:27,720 But yeah, I mean, if, if there's a way to do it to a crowd, I, I, 923 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,440 I don't know. I don't know. 924 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,760 I, I do like the idea of it, man, I appreciate that. 925 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,760 But I just don't know if the execution would be right on 926 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,440 something like that. But there's also this thing of 927 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,640 like, it's not stand up unless there's a crowd in front of me. 928 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:48,320 It's not really stand up. So I'd almost prefer to set it 929 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,080 out and just wait until I can get in front of a crowd again. 930 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,480 But I appreciate you saying not something you'd watch. 931 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,800 And I'm sure loads of people would. 932 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,640 I get it, you know, because people want comedy at a time 933 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,680 like this. But we'll, we'll just have to 934 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,360 hold our horses and then we'll get back to the comedy clubs. 935 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,720 Nathan McLean says would you rather wake up in the middle of 936 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:08,400 a desert or wake up in the middle of an ocean in a canoe? 937 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:14,320 Definitely the middle of an ocean in a canoe because I don't 938 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,120 know if you've seen my arms recently, but we'd be hitting 939 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,800 land by 12. I mean, but I also ideally 940 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,440 neither of those things if if I had the choice, but I get that 941 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,360 you're asking like I don't have a choice, but middle of middle 942 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,400 of the ocean in the canoe because canoe would be fun. 943 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,640 Being in the desert would be. I wouldn't like that like being 944 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:37,160 stranded in the desert. I'd rather probably die at sea 945 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:41,240 than, you know, die of the heat in the middle of the desert. 946 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,040 Lurk and Rooney says. What was your best subject at 947 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,920 school and what was your worst? I was not very academic at all, 948 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,520 so there's a lot of contenders for my worst subject. 949 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:59,080 I'm going to say maths because I just couldn't do it. 950 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,200 Still, I'm actually bet this might sound weird. 951 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,720 I'm better at maths now since I left school and don't have to 952 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,760 think about it often than when I was at school because it 953 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,880 obviously it honestly messed up my brain when I was trying to 954 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,760 learn it. I couldn't understand the key 955 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,360 fundamentals of maths, you know? I just. 956 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,240 I just couldn't. I couldn't get it into my head 957 00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:25,040 and the more I forced the learning of it and teachers were 958 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,640 like, why can you not understand this? 959 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,480 I was like, I don't know. And I tried to get my GCSE three 960 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,680 times in the field every time and I still don't have it. 961 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,240 But hey, I'm doing a weekly podcast about tea, so who's 962 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:40,160 laughing now? What else was it bad at, subject 963 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,040 wise? Technology. 964 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,080 I was bad at technology, as anybody who watched the podcast 965 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,560 with Jim Moanel know, when I was speaking like this here because 966 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,920 my mic wasn't set right. And I know that wasn't the 967 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,760 technology I was doing at school, but I was bad at 968 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,960 technology. My best subject was probably PE 969 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,880 or English. Yeah, definitely English, 970 00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,520 writing creative stories, all that kind of thing. 971 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,320 And I always seem to like my English teachers so that. 972 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:08,040 But no, I was I wasn't good in school, Ronan Burke says hi 973 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,000 Fabio Sapello. Fantastic. 974 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,080 Get more puns in please here's a tea based situation that's 975 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,840 riddled generations of zippers. You're at your grannies. 976 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:23,200 Well, I couldn't be because my. Grannies are no longer with. 977 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:27,800 US. Imagine the podcast just faded. 978 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,000 Down right now. So thanks for the question. 979 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:31,520 I'm only joking, man. We'll pretend. 980 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,600 We'll pretend that's not the case to this question. 981 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,200 She makes you a cup of tea and it's weakest piss, basically 982 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,240 some hot milk. Do you A drink it to be polite 983 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,520 or B sneakily nip out into the kitchen and pour it out? 984 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,960 Ronan and I actually go for C break the cup against the wall 985 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,840 and say what is this shit? You know, I think, I think my 986 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:58,080 granny's, my grannies were were like direct people, you know 987 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,080 what I mean? They said it like they saw and 988 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,520 they were both big tea fans as well. 989 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,680 So I think they would have appreciated me going. 990 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,120 Look, this is just not acceptable. 991 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,320 Grandmother. I never said grandmother, but 992 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,800 but yeah, I wouldn't hold back on that. 993 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,240 I mean, if someone makes a bad cup of tea, they need to know. 994 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,560 At the same time, it's good to get appreciation for a good cup 995 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,280 of tea. I'll always be the first to say 996 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:26,160 that is a good cup of tea, you know, So probably see, D McHugh 997 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,720 says here are some of your favourite artists or musicians 998 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:32,560 at the moment. I'm listening to a lot of I got. 999 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,520 I got a record player because I'm a wannabe hipster and I'm 1000 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,840 listening to loads of old records that I've got from 1001 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,680 different. Places so I'm. 1002 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:46,000 Actually getting back into a lot of bands like Oasis, Rolling 1003 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,800 Stones, a lot of Motown, that kind of thing. 1004 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:56,480 But in terms of like modern acts, I like that song by the 1005 00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,920 Jonas Brothers at the minute. What a man got to do, what a man 1006 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,520 got to. Do to be totally locked up by 1007 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,400 you. I like that one. 1008 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,160 I like. I don't know, I'm not really 1009 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:13,880 into about two months ago I stopped listening to Radio 1 and 1010 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,840 like the chart and all that kind of thing. 1011 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:21,920 So I, I, I, I don't listen to the chart, I don't listen to, I 1012 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,240 don't watch music channels anymore. 1013 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:27,160 So I only find out about songs years later. 1014 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:32,120 So nobody really at the minute. Ben Scott says, will there be 1015 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,560 another Keith Cruz summer soccer school video? 1016 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,360 Yes, there'll be something. And EOC says coronavirus gained 1017 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,200 a lot of political support in West Belfast by not recognising 1018 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,280 partition on the island. In fact, in your Uncle Charles, 1019 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,400 I'm postponing all foreseeable Orange Marches. 1020 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,640 Does that say Chucky or Corona? If it does, I. 1021 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,000 Appreciate that. Also the Irish speakers will be 1022 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,640 loving it, that I was able to read that and that I haven't 1023 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,840 translated that. So I mean, I don't know if 1024 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,320 there's a question there, but I enjoyed it. 1025 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:10,240 I definitely enjoyed that. The next question comes from 1026 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,360 Daniel Houston, big friend of the show. 1027 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,000 He says would you rather eat a toenail or drink sweat? 1028 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:21,440 Very mature question this week. I agree, I would rather fuck. 1029 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,440 See if you eat a toenail, it could. 1030 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,360 Be pointy and then it'll be in your tummy and it might stab you 1031 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,920 so I and then it wouldn't be nice when it came out so I'll 1032 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,840 drink sweat. Not a problem. 1033 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,520 Matthew Mernin. Good Mernin, better podcast 1034 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,040 crossover for you there. He says it's a daily PM 1035 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,160 briefing. Who's your dream line up at the 1036 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,520 two lecterns beside Bojo? And what are they dishing up? 1037 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,160 So yeah, every day when Boris Johnson comes out with two 1038 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,640 mates, which is definitely cheating because it's like going 1039 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,920 to your MAS GCSE with two mathematicians, you know, 1040 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,080 because he doesn't know the answers. 1041 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:58,800 But these lads definitely do. You know, X multiply by 7, take 1042 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,520 away 5 = π you just sitting in the exam hall. 1043 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,800 Be like, I'll be honest, I've got no idea. 1044 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,840 But here this nerdle answer for me and then Bojo's mates tagging 1045 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,160 and they're like, OK, here, here's the actual answer. 1046 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,600 You know, I don't like that he has those guys. 1047 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:17,440 But if I could pick an ideal briefing for Boris Johnson, I 1048 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,400 wouldn't like him to know until he walks out. 1049 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,280 And then I'd like, I'd like him to look to his left and his 1050 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,160 right and whenever people ask him questions, I would like him 1051 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:30,640 to only be able to call on Marlon from Emmerdale and Inslee 1052 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,640 Harriet. And to be honest, that would be 1053 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,920 TV gold. I would, I would enjoy that. 1054 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,640 So that's that's. And what are they dishing up? 1055 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,840 Well, Inslee dishing up at Chutney and Marlon's dishing up 1056 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:47,400 bands with Potty Marlon and Potty, those two rascals. 1057 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,720 What are they getting up to these days? 1058 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,800 I don't know. I don't even know if they're 1059 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,400 still in Emerdale. Don't even know if Emerdale's 1060 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,600 still on TV. But there you go. 1061 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:56,640 It's crazy time, Ali says. He doesn't. 1062 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,720 He doesn't. That that's not a podcast. 1063 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,440 Question, that's a chat that we were having about Inter Milan 1064 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,840 football shirts. So there you go. 1065 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,640 There you go. That's all you need to know. 1066 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,360 That's all the questions for this week. 1067 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,320 Thank you very much Sippers for getting in touch with your 1068 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,760 questions. I really appreciate it. 1069 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:18,600 And we have an e-mail address whichisteawithmepodcast@gmail.com. 1070 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,000 I think stroke hope that that is it, because if it's not, 1071 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:26,440 producer Dan will go fucking nuts like he always does. 1072 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,360 You know, he's always like squaring up to me even though 1073 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,920 there's a lockdown. If like when I got that Jim Owen 1074 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,920 audio like kind of wrong. He called down to my house and I 1075 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,600 was like, are you not? Are you not allowed supposed to 1076 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,440 be in the house? And he goes, I'm allowed out for 1077 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:41,480 an hour day. I've just driven to your house 1078 00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,080 to do this. And then he hair butted my 1079 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:48,760 Conservatory door and then there was like blood all over his face 1080 00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,240 and he was get it right next time. 1081 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:56,320 So I I hope I gave out the right e-mail there and Big Mike was 1082 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,120 chasing down the last video. Work. 1083 00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,160 My mom was outside. While there was a storm going 1084 01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:05,520 on, the Corona storm, and now he's indoors and he's he's still 1085 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,280 working. He's working on a sketch that 1086 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:10,080 me, him and Aaron Butler did and also. 1087 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:15,680 The man's an editing genius. So if you have any projects, any 1088 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,800 video projects because of this whole thing, maybe you didn't 1089 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:22,240 get edited or you know, you want something cut. 1090 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,840 Maybe you want to record a music video with you, your uncle and a 1091 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,520 couple of gerbils, and then you want Michael to make it look 1092 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,120 like it's a Post Malone video. Get in touch with him, 1093 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,640 michaelfoster.tv. And he's the man to make that 1094 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,400 happen. Before we go, bear in mind the 1095 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:41,840 next podcast you can listen to is Patreon on Monday. 1096 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:47,200 It's a Patreon only podcast, OK? It's just, it's a secret cup of 1097 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:50,080 tea only for the Patreon crew. Thanks so much to everyone 1098 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,280 that's signed up. When you sign up the Patreon for 1099 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,640 starting at a fiver a month, you get loads of wee perks. 1100 01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,200 OK, It's cheeky. It's very nice. 1101 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,360 And I'm going to shout out some of the Patreons right now. 1102 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:08,200 Patreon. I should have this queued up. 1103 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,000 Patreon, We've got some Patreons. 1104 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,000 I'm going to give a shout out to some of the folks that are 1105 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,960 already on board. Let me see, here we go. 1106 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:25,280 Here we go. I am giving shout outs to, in no 1107 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:31,360 particular order, Cormac Boyle, Julie, Matthew, Nile, Orla, 1108 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:36,880 Peter, Rebus, Wormball, Aaron. I'm giving shout outs to those 1109 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,280 guys and I'm saying thank you for your support. 1110 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,000 That means a lot. If you want to go see what the 1111 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,640 Patreon is, patreon.com/team With Me podcast, you get a 1112 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,960 Monday episode, but everybody else drink it up because you get 1113 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,360 a Wednesday episode of the Team with Me podcast, you get a 1114 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,720 Friday episode. Fill your boots, tell your mates 1115 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,040 they're at home doing nothing anyway, getting into trouble. 1116 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:02,120 Tell them go on any podcast service, Apple Podcasts, 1117 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:07,040 Spotify, all that. I could only name 2 you type in 1118 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:11,200 tea with me podcast, you drink it up. 1 episode a week is me 1119 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,080 with a guest. The other episode is like this 1120 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:18,200 just me by myself, the ramblings of a sexy idiot. 1121 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:22,200 That's what we're calling it. And and yeah, I'm just going to 1122 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,080 crank these out. I'm putting sketches out pretty 1123 01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:28,640 much every day, a couple a week or older ones that I'm dusting 1124 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:31,880 off and putting back out there and the rest I'm I'm filming new 1125 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:34,080 ones like the one I'm about to go record right now. 1126 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:38,480 They're everywhere on all my stuff like Facebook, Instagram, 1127 01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:42,600 YouTube, Twitter, all that. I'm putting videos out because I 1128 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,320 just feel like this is what I should be doing. 1129 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,680 This is what I like doing. I like making videos. 1130 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,480 I like making content. I sound like an influencer 1131 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:55,480 #productive. So thanks very much to everybody 1132 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:58,760 that's listened to this episode. Rudy Woolster, The Shane Todd 1133 01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,880 Show is on tonight. If you're listening to this. 1134 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:06,080 On Friday, the day it came out, six PM, we're playing Ian Van 1135 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:11,120 Dahl, Alice, DJ Born Slippy, you name it, We've got it, guys. 1136 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,880 Thanks a lot. I'll see you on Monday, 1137 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:17,040 Wednesday, Friday, all across it. 1138 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,280 Enjoy your tea, see you later.