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You know what? We are in this, in this
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I got asked a question last week about conspiracy theories, and I
feel like it didn't have enough time to get properly stuck into
it. So that's what this episode is
going to be. I don't know a lot about
conspiracies theories. I'm not this kind of guy.
Some of my friends do. I'm looking at comedians like
Connor Keys and Mickey Bartlett, you know, on their podcast Deck
Chair and Yums, which is one of the many local podcasts that you
should definitely as well as this one, go listen to.
And also Boy Town came out today and you have, but it'll be
yesterday if you're listening to this and they came out Boy Town
podcast. Me and Dave Elliot, we've set up
a way to do it remotely. So we're not even in each
other's houses yet. We're still doing it weird, so
you can check that out. But Mickey and Connor love their
conspiracy theories. People love conspiracy theories
at a time like this, you know, so I want to look at some and
just see what I think of them. I want to know what theories are
right there. Like I, we all know the big 9/11
1, you know that it, that it was, you know, dumb.
Like it was an inside job, mate. Normally when people tell me
about conspiracy theories, I go, how does it affect me though?
You know, people are like, see over in see over in Hungary,
mate. They're actually, they're saying
it's 50% free in the bags of crisps.
But actually it's about 30%. I don't care.
It makes no difference to me. But I want to look at the big
conspiracy theories that are right there.
But before I do that, just as I was sort of like, you know,
making the tea, getting ready for this podcast, Dave Elliott,
my good friend, one of my best friends, sends me, sends me a
screenshot from Britney Spears, from her social media.
And Britney Spears. This is maybe if like, you know,
this whole this whole fucking crazy situation, the crazy time
that we're living in at the minute, if it's given US1
positive, it's that earlier on today, Britney Spears posted a
screenshot of the stopwatch on her phone.
Britney Spears basically says this.
She's posted a time, right. So when you look at the picture
you can see a time on the screen which is 5 seconds .97 five
point 97 seconds. And Britney Spears as in.
I must confess, then, my loneliness.
Not Britney Spears, says Ram my first five.
Like 5 Ram, my first five. As in five seconds.
Getting over your fear of pushing it in the beginning is
the key. Once I did that I hit 5.
Usually I run for six or seven. My first try was 9 and now I did
it. Whoop, 100 metre dash now.
Fair play to anybody who gets out, does a bit of fitness, goes
for a run, especially at a time like this.
But at the same time, Britney Spears saying she ran the 100
metres in 5.97 seconds would mean now I could be wrong
because I don't know the facts, I don't know the facts, I wasn't
there. But it isn't the proving guilty.
But Britney Spears is saying not only has she obliterated the 100
metres record, like of all time, but she's done it by over 4
seconds. So Britney Spears has gone in
the lockdown and basically just let everyone know.
Hey guys, just a quick heads up. I just broke the world 100 metre
record and I did it with four seconds to spare.
Now, if that's true, Britney's redeemed herself from the time
she gave herself a Skinhead and put an umbrella through some
fella's window. Fair play to Britney Spears.
And someone says if this was the case, why didn't she take up an
athletics career instead of singing?
She'd have won every single medal imaginable and would have
all the world records to her name.
She's 38 as well. So this is unbelievable.
This is a bit like when Kim Jong Un said that he played golf and
he got something like 18 holes in one, which is impressive.
You know, don't be a dictate white dad now.
But why? Why were you a dictator?
Why were you not just on the PGA Tour absolutely mugging off
Tiger Woods? I mean, that's very, very, very
enjoyable. Yeah.
It didn't happen in the year awards have said this is already
their their number one thing. Should I go on Britney Spears
Instagram and see see what some of the comments are very, very,
very enjoyable from Britney. I mean, if it's just banter as
well. I like it from her.
But yeah, fair play. Britney Spears, for anybody just
joining us, has broken, as unlikely as it sounds, the 100
metre records. I mean, what's mental is so many
people are such fans of Brittany that they're just like really
into this and being like fair play.
Unbelievable. And some people are recusing her
of being on steroids. I mean I feel like two things
here, either Brittany is the owner of like some sort of Nokia
5210 that's absolutely packed it in and it's given her a false
time or the other or the other option which is Britney Spears
is just the fastest person in the world and either or
enjoyable to me. Let me see what people are
saying on Twitter. Britney Spears claims she beat
UCM Bolts world record by running 100 metres from 5.97
seconds. If Britney said she beat UCM
Bolt, then Britney Spears beat UCM Bolt, I don't know what to
tell you. Yeah, that's enjoyable.
I mean, Twitter can be so sarcastic, but I'm.
I'm absolutely here for it. Yeah.
They were like Britney Spears, the new fastest human on Earth.
I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a complete spoof from
Britney. But it's so unnecessary.
Like, who was saying to her? Like, you know, you're really
going to have to beat this record here.
I enjoy it. OK, let's let's get on with
these, with these conspiracy theories.
Conspiracy theories, main conspiracy theories.
Or should I, should I go for like 10 conspiracy theories?
Yeah, let's find like the the biggest ones ever from Time
magazine. See, how do I know that the
people who've written this aren't in a conspiracy?
Mind blown. OK, let's just do a couple here.
All right, Let's just do a couple of these #1 the JFK
assassination. So all I know about this is John
F Kennedy was the president of America, and some fella shot him
in the head. And that isn't funny, but it's
just funny that that's my only knowledge of it.
Like most of us. Lee Harvey Oswald, didn't he do
it from, like, a library or something?
Yeah. It happened in 1963.
Struck by two bullets, one in the head, one in the neck while
Freak me, baby. One in the head, one in the
neck. Let.
Me pick you up in. While riding an open top limo
through Dallas, Lee Harvey Oswald was charge of killing him
and acted alone. Right, here's the conspiracy
theory. 70% of Americans believe Kennedy's death was a result of
a broader plot. The trajectory of the bullets,
some say, didn't square with Oswald's perch on the 6th floor
of the Book Depository. I only have a bit of knowledge
about this, by the way. This gives you my level of
intellect because of an episode of South Park.
Others suggest a second gunman, perhaps on the grassy Knoll of
Dealey Plaza, participated in the shooting.
I mean, nobody else was arrested for it.
And when they look around, the second person wasn't there.
So I'm just going to say what a lot of us were thinking.
It was Britney Spears, the only person quick enough, the only
person they could fire a shot and then literally Sprint back
to your house 400 miles away and just be chilling in the living
room. By the time anybody looked up,
it was Britney Spears. And you know what happened when
they bring her in for this because she's maybe done it
before. They'll go, you know, you've
murdered. So when you murdered JFK way
before you were born? And she'll go, you know, so.
She'll essentially admit admit that she did it.
Kennedy was Kennedy killed by CIA agents either out of anger
over the Bay of the Pigs or at the behest of Vice President
Lyndon Johnson mobsters mad at Kennedy's brother might have
killed him for initiating the prosecution of organised gangs.
Speculation over 1 of history's most famous political
assassinations is such a popular game that most people have taken
the rumours to heart 32% of those believe that Oswald
carried out the killing on his own.
I mean I, I don't know I also think that like, you know back
in the day also like Irish people absolutely loved JFK,
like Bernie. A lot of people used to have
photos up of this is true of Jesus in their house and one of
JFK. So I'd say they were pretty mad
about it. I mean, I, I just realised when
looking at this sort of thing, I would be a terrible like crime
scene investigator, a terrible detective because they are very
smart the way they can look at someone who's been shot in the
head and go, this bullet came from over there and that one's 2
miles that way. How do you do?
If see, if I was the investigator and it had two
bullets and I said I'd go, yeah, probably, probably just the same
person like, and they go, yes, but what about the direction of
the bullets? And I and then I would just go,
well, what? Whatever you guys think, I go
here. Whatever, whatever you think I
really wouldn't know, you know, but yeah, I, I don't know.
Also, you know, open top limo, just driving around waving at
people. I mean, don't be at that.
At the same time, don't be at that.
Yeah. I mean, that doesn't really
offer anything the the 9/11 cover up.
Should we look at that? Let's look at the 9/11 cover up.
I mean, I feel totally unqualified to talk about that,
but I remember about 911 being in school and someone telling us
about it in class and you had no idea about the level that that
was on, You know what I mean? You're sort of like in school,
you're messing about, drinking a bubble gum.
That said, some other idiot comes into the class and tells
you about it, you know, some other child.
We don't know anything. He, I mean, they're probably
told it totally wrong. You know, I'm pretty sure
someone told me it was Sparsh shopping Centre in Belfast.
But then later on watching TV, that's when it properly kicked
in. And there are loads of, I mean,
people are obsessed with talking about the fact that it was an
inside job and made you have to look at the YouTube videos.
But then see, here's the thing, there's all these conspiracy
YouTube videos out there, you know, where you can like, you
can really break it down and they point arrows at things and
they're like, what do you think about this?
And then I go to watch those, but then I get distracted very
easily by the sidebar on YouTube, you know, because on
the sidebar, you know, you'll be watching 9/11 inside job
question mark. And on the sidebar it'll say
watch Korea's hottest K pop boy band BTS, go behind the scenes
in their latest video. And I go, OK, that's
interesting. It could be an inside job, I
don't know, I've no idea. But at the same time, let's see
what these boys are getting up to.
And they're all doing dances with different coloured hair.
So I get distracted very easily when it comes to that.
So I mean, again, that's another one.
I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I feel like this could be a new series for me, for BBC
Northern Ireland when all this coronavirus is over, conspiracy
theories and people let the facts out to me and I just go, I
don't know. Yeah, this is heavily imprinted
in American Minds 911. It there's so many alternative
explanations. A poll found 42% of Americans
believe the government and the 9/11 Commission concealed or
refused to investigate critical evidence the military.
Why did the military feel the hijack intercept the hijack
plane? Had the government issued a
stand down order to minimise interference?
I mean, here's the thing as well.
It's a bit like the flatter thing.
See, for this amount of cover ups, I feel like, and also
people might be watching this go, they've got them, they've
got them. He's getting money from the
Illuminati to say this. I think so many people would
have to be in on that, that eventually you, you'd get one
fella who just has way too many pints of smethics in the bar one
night and goes, lads, I need to tell you this thing that I was
asked to do back in the day. You know, it's like Flat Earth.
Think if the earth was flat about how many people would have
to know And you're saying one of them wouldn't be a juicy weed
gossip. No, no honey, people always
gossip. Yeah, while the team find no
evidence that the government had planned the attacks, lack of
proof. Israeli stopped conspiracy
theorists before. I mean, at the end of the day,
conspiracy theories are some that are, you know what I mean?
Like there's that guy who went on Joe Rogan, Bob Salazar.
Is that what did it? No, maybe that's wrong.
I can't remember. He said that he worked in Area
51. Is that?
Is Area 51 the alien place or is that, is that like a nightclub
in Bambridge? I'm not sure.
But this guy said he worked on this alien spacecraft basically,
and they find an alien. I mean, at the end of the day,
he didn't. At the end of the day, he, he
also did, you know, he didn't, he didn't like, you know, it's
when it's a bit like when people say they've seen ghosts.
My mother actually saw a ghost. She felt this chill run through
her and then a painting fell onto the ground and a ghost said
to her, what's for dinner? You know, none.
You ever meet someone tells you about a ghost and you go, that's
really interesting. But I mean, it didn't happen.
But that's oh, wow. And sorry if anybody if anybody
listening says I actually have seen a ghost.
You. Haven't people be ripping about
that? I I enjoy that people will be
watching this ripping. How dare he say that I actually
have Nah I mean the only guy who saw ghost was a felon. 6th
Sense, Bruce Willis dead the whole time, by the way, spoiler
alert. I mean, look, I'm going to stop
looking at conspiracy theories because number one, it's not
that interesting content for the podcast.
And secondly, my attitude will always be, I know, could be
we're going to have a really quick message from local
charity. This is what I'm going to do for
the next couple of weeks, a really quick 32nd message
because hey, sponsors aren't going to be dishing out money at
this sort of time. I totally get that.
So let's give a platform to some local charities, see what
happens. We'll do that for a while and
then I'm back with listeners, Questions, tweets and that whole
shabang zippers. This week's charity shout out,
which we're going to do, is Lifeline.
Lifeline is a Northern Ireland crisis response helpline for
people who are experiencing distress or despair.
No matter what your age or where you live in Northern Ireland, if
you're someone you know is in distress or despair, Lifeline is
here to help. The number for Lifeline is
08088088000. There's probably a way easier
way every but oh, wait, oh, wait eight, oh, wait, eight, oh, oh,
oh, that was probably the worst second time around because the
Lifeline are free to people living in Northern Ireland who
are calling from UK landlines and mobiles.
So basically, I'm totally aware. You see in social media, you can
imagine that a lot of people are financially worried that the
minute people are out of work for the first time,
self-employed people are struggling.
Business owners are are facing the prospect of laying off
staff. And you might be someone who who
was a member of staff that now, you know, is, is trying to apply
for Universal Credit, all that kind of thing.
I'm aware that can give people such a such a headache and then
in in a lot of cases, some some people are going to get into a
real a real funk about it. Then that's totally
understandable. But what you can do is get in
touch with lifeline. You know, it's AI keep saying
it's a crazy time. That's the only way I can
describe it. I hope that doesn't sound like
I'm under planet. You know, this a comedy podcast,
but you know, people that have families to support out there,
people that have staff, you know, and you know, I can
imagine if, if you lose your job or, or if you have to lay people
off, it's going to be very, very stressful.
And Lifeline is a fantastic organisation.
So give them a call if you are really despairing about this, if
you're really down, you know, and, and they will do their best
to help you with that. So that's this week's charity
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Back to the podcast. Welcome back, folks.
We've got so many questions, so many questions on Instagram and
Twitter and cheers for that because that sort of keeps this
podcast ticking over because I'm not doing anything.
So I don't have loads of material to draw on.
You know, I cut the grass yesterday.
So if there was no questions, I would just be on this podcast
talking about cutting grass for an hour and there would be some
like, you know, agricultural motherfuckers out there going
yes, that's what that's why we're listening in the hope you
would talk about your grass sometime maybe, But for now,
we're sweet with questions. Before I move into these, let me
just make you aware of BBC Radio Ulster.
Every Friday, me and Dave Elliott on the Shane Todd show.
It's just me and Dave ripping it up.
Basically, we're we're ripping up what we normally do.
So I've been on Radio Ulster for I think this is my third or
fourth series. What we do is we go in, we do
like a six week run or a ten week run and then and then we'll
kind of go away and then we'll come back and that kind of
thing. And we we have a format for a
show that we like. We play some silly games.
We have laid back chat and we pay play kind of like eclectic
music. But a couple of weeks ago, Oh
yeah, last week for the first time, it just didn't feel like
we should be doing our normal show because it's not a normal
time. So I kind of thought, why not
try And obviously we're always going to be aware of what's
going on at the minute with coronavirus, but but I thought,
why not just try and get people out of their heads for by the
way, I don't mean drunk. And so we so we're going around
delivering tenants to people's door.
No, I mean like get out of their thoughts for an hour and a half.
So we have this time slot 6 until 7:30.
And I said to the guys who really will stir.
Is there any way I can just play old school dance music and
everybody can just have a tear up in their house?
And in fairness, they went yes, which is unreal for a station to
do that. Because look, really Ulster is
sort of known broadly as a station that, you know, people
maybe 40 and above listen to. And it obviously isn't that
because their shows of all genres.
But you know, I can imagine some people go, there's no way you
list you play that in really Ulster.
But the bosses are like, you know what, go for it.
And that takes a lot of balls. So we're doing that again this
Friday. We're playing a massive amount
of old school dance. So check that out.
You can listen online as well, BBC Radio Ulster, me and Dave
Elliott, also the Boy Time podcast to me and Dave.
Dave mentioned it earlier, but it's up on Apple Podcasts and
everywhere else. The Boy Time podcast, It's silly
fun, me and Dave. So that comes out.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm listening to a lot of
podcasts to kinda not get me through.
Not that dramatic, but it's definitely, it's definitely nice
because you're not going out and having those conversations with
others that you had before. So whenever I am like cutting
the grass or I'm doing a workout, stick a podcast on and
that's the way to go. So look, let's get back into it.
Let's let's give people what they want and that is answers
the big questions. Let me see who's coming in hot
on the questions. By the way, Speaking of coming
in hot, I made a second cup of tea.
It's in a different mug, so there we go.
If you've gone in twice for cups of tea during this podcast, no
one's going to think any less you.
And you'll notice if you're watching the video version that
my mug says wifey and I don't feel the need to explain myself.
Got questions? I got questions.
Here we go, let me get it up, said the Bishop to the actress.
Why am I stupid at that or I got it?
So Mark Miller comes straight in the original Mark Miller says,
have you ever split a roasting hot cup of tea over your plums?
Great question, great use of the word plums.
Get your plums out. Have I?
No, I don't ever remember the sensation of spilling tea or
anything like a warm drink over my plums.
I don't, I don't think so. I can imagine it wouldn't be
nice. Like I drank about 7 cups of tea
a day, maybe 10, sometimes 5. But I think if I did that, it
would put me off tea for a while.
Like whenever I was a wee boy and I pulled up my zipper and I
got my Willy stock in my zipper. I didn't wear zips for 14 years
after that, you know? So put me off.
Mark, if that's happened to you, man, I don't worry about it.
You know, maybe you've stopped drinking tea since then.
If it's a personal experience, give tea another chance and
let's make tea great again. Tuba says who has the best dress
sense out of your friends? Who would you swap styles with?
Well, I think Dave Elliott had a similar question to this on his
Sly Guy podcast. If we take it in terms of
comedians, who has the best dress sense out of your friends?
I mean, we all think we've got a good sense of style and jet
people in general, you know, you're not going to wear clothes
going this doesn't look good. You wear clothes because you
think they look good. Now, a lot of people might say
don't dare call yourself the best dress because you're
wearing short shorts at the minute and a turquoise vest that
says Nike FC #influencer, I got the hook up on this.
Don't even worry about it. But I mean, I, I personally
think I have the best style, but it's subjective.
So somebody else might look at Rory Woods and go, no, that guy
needs to be walking the catwalk in Milan in this contemporary
outfit that he's got on. You know, Woods, he's a Woods.
He's a very Rory Woods is a very, you know, meat and two veg
dresser, you know, which does sound like code for homosexual.
But Woods he likes to wear, you know, he usually puts on a pair
of dark jeans, treat like Vans and a plain T-shirt.
There's never too much going on with the T-shirt.
It's usually a plain solid colour because Woodsy lets his
eyes do the work. Kieran Bartlett.
I mean, Kieran probably wouldn't mind me saying that.
I, I'm not envious of his style because Kieran likes to wear for
for a long time he went through a phase of wearing pyjama
bottoms out in public. Like to business me.
I mean, Kieran's a legit comedy writer.
He's a screenwriter. He's getting a lot of work made
and he takes a lot of his business meetings in pyjamas.
So I don't love that. I wouldn't love that style on
me. And also, Kieran wears a lot of
old school and he does tracksuit bottoms and he looks, we've
talked about this on the podcast he came on, but he looks like a
break dancer. So if I was going to a break
dancing tournament, I'd ask Kieran who his tailor is.
But also you've got Aaron McCann now, like me saying I love my
style. Aaron loves his style.
He's in the golf wine. I don't know if that is the real
name of it or I've just been a real pensioner there and said it
wrong. But he loves that gear, the
stuff that Tyler and the Creator and the boys wear because that's
his vibe. That's what he likes.
No, I'm personally, I'm not into like he, he wears a lot of like
oversized stuff, you know, a lot of like oversized sweaters,
T-shirts and stuff. I can't wear oversized stuff
because when I wear oversized stuff, I, I look like medically
I've lost a lot of weight, you know, so I can't wear oversized
stuff. But I do like the oversized
style. But sometimes, I mean, some
look, I'm wearing a turquoise vest.
Sometimes iron will wear, you know, pink jumper with the
doughnut on it. And I think at 31, I probably
can't do that. But being a couple of years
younger at his age, you know, I would, I would maybe give it a
run. Mickey Bartlett.
I mean, Mickey definitely has a medley of styles.
Like Mickey wears A aeroplane fighter jet jacket, you know,
like a sheepskin leather jacket. He wears a flat cap skinny
jeans. And then here's the thing about
Mickey. Anytime Mickey does like a big
show and, you know, gets a little bit of cash, he likes to
order himself some customised Nike trainers.
So, so Mickey I Mickey style's unpredictable, you know?
So sometimes I'm like, oh, yeah, like that outfit.
Then sometimes I'm like, oh, darling, no.
So it's difficult to say. And then Dave Elliott.
Dave Elliott wears only gear on Jackamo.
You know, he wears Snowdonia, this brand that he thinks is
class, but it's actually probably not.
And Dave just wears black T-shirts doing stand up.
You notice your affinity to Louis CK.
So I wouldn't mind Dave's style because it is it is quite
simple, you know, like like the man himself.
I would. I don't mind his style.
Sometimes you wear a nice hoodie, but I don't like the
coats he wears. He wears coats with toggles on
them. And to me that's very pedo.
And then Colin, Colin Geddis definitely has, I'll say this.
What I like about Colin's style is he has like almost like an
outfit. You know, you look at him and
you're like, you know, it it basically if you saw clothes
lying on a leisure centre changing room floor, if you saw
his clothes, you'd go column must be playing squash here
because that's his gear. Not many people in Northern
Ireland wear that kind of gear like that kind of it fed a lot
of camo, you know, brightly coloured hoodies, skinny jeans,
loves his trainers. That, that, that's something we,
we like to chat about is footwear.
You know, we, Colin and I both both appreciate a street snake
And, and I gotta say, I do, I do like a style.
Obviously, like everyone, there's sometimes, you know,
you'll put an outfit on. I'm like, hey, respect, you
know, I'm, I'm kind of jealous that he gets to wear caps like
baseball caps. Well, not baseball caps, you
know, like we Carhartt ones because I, I can't, because
whenever I put a hat on, I look like make a wish or sending me
out to meet wrestlers, you know, So hats aren't an option for me.
That was a long answer to that question, but I hope you enjoyed
it. Hmm.
Mary Mckegney says any advice on homeschooling?
I mean, The thing is, I whenever I was a kid had I still do have
a pretty short attention span. So home schooling just wouldn't
have worked for me, you know, because I would have just worn
my parents down and been like, let me go outside, especially in
this weather. Like it's unreal.
I think teach kids stuff that isn't on the on the syllabus.
You know, let's teach kids how to pick a lock.
Let's teach our kids how to, you know, go in the shops under the
cover of darkness after they close and break in the cash
register, that kind of thing, you know, valuable life
experience. No, I'd say first of all, if if
possible, do it alfresco. You know what I mean?
Let's because that was the best thing in school.
What about what about in school when a teacher used to go when
it was getting into the good weather, a teacher would go,
right, grab your stuff. We're going into the grass
outside. And I don't mean like a Stoner
teacher who's like, we're going to smoke joint.
I mean, a teacher who's like, come on, we'll set out in one of
the school like lawns and we'll do the lesson out there.
Unreal. Music teacher did that once.
I was like, I mean, you can do that with music because none of
us are ever going to go on to be platinum recording artists.
But I mean music in school was only always the same instruments
like the xylophone and all shape.
You know, they they should have just let like I would love to
have just been an acapella guy. You know it in GCSE music.
Let me lick you up and down till you say he stop.
Here's your A level, but this is GCS ES, I know, but it was so
good. Here's an A level, Mary, get
them outside. That's what I say.
Get people outside practical
life skills. You know, that's that's what I
want to see. Yack McConnell says if you had
the appear on a reality TV show, which would you want to be on
and which do you think you would have the best chance of winning?
Good question. Because people always say, oh,
you do stand up and all. Would you love to go on like I'm
A Celebrity and all that or or Celebrity Big Brother?
No, I've got an e-mail. I got an e-mail once going,
yeah, we're producers. Celebrity Big Brother just
signed and people out for their availability.
I mean, I'd love to know where I was on their list, you know what
I mean? Because you've probably got like
Lady Gaga number one. Scroll down 400 Dean Gaffney,
827 me, if I went on this level, Big Brother, everybody who fuck
is this guy Celebrity Big Brother?
But there'd be 7 people from Northern Ireland going, you ask
me at the ambassador, you can do it.
Honestly, I wouldn't like to do any of those.
I wouldn't do any of those shows, I don't think because
you, you, you don't want to be known.
No, obviously I'm not a celebrity, but you don't want to
be known as there's that person just does like the reality
shows. They're just famous for the sake
of being famous. I'm way more interested in just
being good at stand up and the things that I do.
So Oh my God, that's such a wanky answer.
But also what'll be funny is in 15 years when I have to do a
reality TV show for the money and everybody just plays this
clip, What, you wouldn't do it? I'm like, hey, I need that cash.
What I would love to do is like, you know, like a fun.
So obviously I like football, I like travelling, I like all that
kind of thing. So if it had like a stand up
element to it, I would be interested in that.
Or I don't know if it was something I enjoy, but those
ones where it's like you're just well known people in a place,
twats in a place. I don't think I'd want to do
that. But if I had to do one of the
main ones and maybe, fuck, I don't even know, maybe Strictly
Come Dancing or something because you get shredded, you
know, you come out with a good body.
So maybe something like that, but I wouldn't do it.
Rebus, I once forgot Rebus. I once completely forgot to take
the tea bag out in brackets. I know, I'm sorry.
When making a cup of tea for my mum, when she drank it, she
sucked a little on the bag. I mean, if we weren't so far in
the lockdown, I don't think I'd find that funny.
But she drank it. She sucked a little on the bag.
I mean, you know what you're doing there.
She had no idea what it was and probably poked on the kitchen
table. So have you ever made anyone
physically sick or vice versa? Well, not through that method.
Let me tell you, you pervert, but no more joking.
But I'm not have I ever met anybody physically sick or vice
versa. Has anyone made me physically
sick? No, but when people do describe
gross things, I very quickly stopped them, you know, like in
WhatsApp groups. And somebody's like, what?
Yes, mate, Like my mate, I'll not give you a surname so it's
not incriminating them. And I don't think he watches
this. But my mate Ryan sent a WhatsApp
video in and it looked like a film.
So I was like, what's this? Like a scene from a film?
It was a guy. It was a woman with a fake leg,
like a wooden leg, a stump and. She was fucking a guy with this
stump and that's what's up for you.
You know what I mean? So the second I realise what's
going to happen in that video, I go no, no, no, no, no, stop.
I don't understand these people who are in the like disgusting
stuff because it makes me feel bookie and I don't like it.
I don't like dirty talk, dirty things.
You know, people are like chatting about God.
I don't know when people are watching videos of people being
sick or diarrhoea, all that kind of thing.
Stop doing that. That would that would make me
feel sick. So I never let it get that far.
But that sort of stuff would have the potential to make me
feel sick. Let me say loads Instagram
questions. We'll get through these and then
we'll wrap it up. But remember, there'll be a
brand new podcast next Wednesday.
There'll be one on Friday, Patreon, every Monday, there'll
be special episodes. Right, here we go, McFadden
says. Long time listener, I think says
how does your dad, how does your dad feel about being famous?
And why has he lost his tan? Is he taller now?
Has he, has he, has he scared recently?
OK, lot of questions there. Yeah, For some reason my dad was
like a couple of days ago. My dad goes watch BBC News line
tonight. I thought it was maybe something
to do with coronavirus somebody felt would apply to me.
I'll be honest, I didn't watch it.
I start to get messages. Oh, why, Dennis?
I was like, oh, no, what? My dad's on the news.
Oh, no, he's joined a paramilitary or something.
Thankfully, it wasn't that. My dad was out for a cycle and
Tara Mills from BBC News Line interviewed him and I was like,
oh, no, he's going to say like this coronavirus, a load of
shit, you know, all that kind of.
I was like, no, please. But then he just speaks well
about it. He got away with it.
There should be shots of him porn, a wee flask of tea, you
know, and that was subliminal advertising for this podcast.
But yeah, he just basically said he was, you know, keeping his
social distancing. Him and his mates go out in the
bicycles, but they know they can only go out two at a time.
So, I mean, it was a great performance.
It was a very, very well articulated good performance on
BBC News Line and it was good to see.
But. And says, has he lost?
And why has he lost this time? Because it was just winter, you
know, it was winter and now it's getting into the good weather.
So we'll be out in the garden with the Speedos on and the and
the, you know, crisp and dry. But yes, you're right in like
the Dulux paint chart might as normally mahogany, but at the
minute he's kind of oak, but it'll get back to mahogany.
Michael Thompson says question for the TV podcast alongside
your cup of tea. With an Ulster fry, what is your
weapon of choice, brown sauce or ketchup?
I mean, this is a question we've had before, but that will
definitely not stop me answering it with an Ulster fry.
If you don't know what an Ulster fry is, by the way, it's our wee
local delicacy. It's our dish.
It's mainly a breakfast or it can be a lunch or if you're a
fucking freak at dinner. And I don't understand that.
But by the way, me talking about this now, it makes me want one.
But also because I'm gluten free and dairy free.
My version Ulster Fry would not wet your whistle.
You'd be like oh God help them. I've also got to go to 17
different shops to source my ingredients, but I don't know
why I said ingredients like I'm from California.
But yeah, I go like this. I put my 2 sausages to the side
sausages, right? I put my 2 sausages to the side
of the plate, not off the plate, just to the side.
And I pour ketchup on the edge of the plate by the sausages.
So it's not on the like main plate side.
It's on the edge so it doesn't interfere with everything else.
And I only my sausages were red sauce and the rest of the fry
brown all the way. So I've got a bit of a mix going
on, but there is kind of like there's a bit of order to it,
you know what I mean? It's not just chaos.
It's not just red and brown, which is never good to have red
and brown. The video is going to reset in a
wee 2nd and then it'll restart. I mean, you don't need to know
that. But that's just me sort of
keeping myself, right. OK, we've got another question
from Harvey Mcclurkin, Great name.
I'm off T for Lent mean and I only drink coffee during your
podcast. Am I still illegally allowed to
watch them? Yes.
Yes, you are. But it has to be through a
friend's laptop. You can't on your own, because
the second you say to yourself that tea is disposable, you can
do without it. That's when you're kind of out
of our tea party. But if it's only for Lent,
that's fine. Watching on somebody else's
laptop. Don't insult me by watching it
in yours. I didn't even know Lent was
still going on. I didn't know people were doing
it in general. But fair play to you.
I couldn't go off it. But yeah, it's weird that you've
gone off teaming, go off coffee, because coffee kind of sends you
but nuts done that. But I don't know why you'd go
off tea. I don't know why you would.
And I'm upset, OK, You've upset me.
Andy Skilling says can you do more Bunter Castles and Keith
Cruz stuff? No, mate, because there's a full
lockdown going on, so I can't break it to go around to Kieran
Bartlett's house with a camera. But we did do that Keith Cruz
video recently telling people to stay inside and I got Kieran to
film it. I presume this fiance Chloe did
it, did the filming, but then he did that to his house and then
he sent me it and I put it into the video because I'm Steven
Spielberg guys, I'm Steven Spielberg.
But yes, I mean, obviously we will do that.
We have an idea for a wee online Keith and Bunter video series.
Also Ben Ben Gold. That's that as well.
Anymore Keith and Bunter coming? Yes, there is.
My voice just broke there. Cool there is, but obviously
when this whole locked down things done, that's when we'll
get back into it. Orla says.
Firstly Congrats on you and your wife, to you and your wife on
your big news. Thank you with the wee bambino.
What did you think of the celebs doing?
Imagine it literally made me want to self I slave forever.
Any chance of a virgin from you in the Northern Ireland comics?
I mean we definitely should have done that if you haven't seen
it. Loads of like celebrities, well
known American actors and actresses got together and sang
Imagine. All the people.
A media or not is why I didn't get asked to do it.
It's proof that I shouldn't have been asked to do it.
But look, I think it was. I think people will think it was
sweet. I didn't think it was sweet.
I thought it was a bit terrible. Like just I was just like, Oh
no, it made me feel uncomfortable because everyone
in the video looked like they were hiding something behind
their eyes. But but look, I guess millions
of people saw that and the majority of them went, that is
lovely. I will imagine all the people
you know. So it's it was nice, but at the
same time a bit a bit terrible. We should have got together the
Northern Ireland comedians and done a version of it.
Yes, we should have, but we didn't.
And the Times Now passed probably where we can do it
because that's just the way the news moves so fast nowadays that
like it used to be when I was making videos, you could still
two weeks after something happened to a video about it.
Whereas now, unless it was a massive story, you kind of have
to be on on the day or the day after so or that was a good
call, but we just didn't get to it in time, I guess.
Bradley Seller says, although this is obviously shit, surely
there's part of you think and I can get material out of this.
I mean, you've replied to a picture of my podcast.
So I hope you don't mean that. Hope you mean this whole
COVID-19 situation. Is there part of me thinking I
can get material out of this? I mean, no, because.
Well, yeah, in a way. If something happens personal to
me and it's funny, then I'm I'll, I'll do that.
But everyone will have material. But it all stand ups.
So the trick is have material that isn't the material that
other people are going to have if you can do it, which is
easier said than done. Nathan Morrow, what do you think
of a shaved Mickey Bartlett? Yes, Mickey Bartlett out of just
pure boredom in lockdown, shaved off his beard, which was
actually very nice. And I'm very jealous because I
can't grow a beard. But Mick just went clean shaven
for like a wee funny Facebook video essentially.
And really send the picture into our WhatsApp group and go, what
do you think of my face? And I, I love Mickey's face.
And what do you think of it? I think it shocked me a wee bit
at the start because I'm used to the mixture with a beard, but
then I think Mickey is still beautiful so I accept them,
beard or no beard. Joe says.
Just want to say thanks for the great podcast.
I'm really enjoying the extra ones during isolation.
What are you looking forward to doing when we get our freedom
back? Freedom I am most looking
forward to. I'm most looking forward to
doing stand up, definitely just doing stand up again.
I said this last week, I think I'll cry in my first gig back.
You know, we shouldn't rule that out.
But I don't know. I just can't wait to get back to
the comedy clubs. Just hanging out with other
comedians again, just performing, you know, because
every day that you don't do this.
And Gemma Owen said that said this in last week's episode, if
you didn't see it or the episode earlier in the week, he said
that you you get rusty so quickly in stand up.
And that's true. Like none of us have ever really
taken a a break. The guys that do it regularly,
you know, and I've never not done stand up for more than a
couple of weeks. Definitely not.
You know, if I even feel a little bit rusty or if I feel
like, God, I miss doing stand up, I just go to a comedy club
and ask can I jump on and do a set?
So I just I just can't wait to get back to it.
I mean, I really, really, you know, FOMO.
I genuinely AM. But the good thing is that I'm
not the only one missing out on it, you know, Had to reset my
camera there. Yeah, stand up.
I just can't wait to get back into it.
I really, really, really miss it.
And there. Oh yes, I'm a family too.
You know those. Guys, definitely 1000%.
Ideally, I go down, see my family on the way to do my first
gig back. I can't wait, honestly.
I'll never take standard for granted again.
I mean, it didn't really ever take it for granted I don't
think. But playing stand up, I also
can't wait to have a big game of football.
Oh, that'll be Class 1. Flying Irishman says.
With the prospect and no gigs for the foreseeable, have you
and your fellow comedians considered an online stand up
night through the likes of Zoom? Maybe I'd laugh and track to
take away the awkwardness of not being able to hear anyone laugh
at the at the content. I mean, listen, we've all
definitely had that situation before of no laughter at our
content. Would happily buy a ticket for
such an event. I'm sure many others feel the
same way. I mean, I love the idea and
I've, I've thought about it. I think we all have.
But the problem is stand up's all about like the environment
that you create. You know, it's about the, the
energy in the room, it's about the live experience.
So I don't know if that could be done well.
And that's our big fear of, you know, not executing that right.
And then it's just very awkward and it's online forever.
But yeah, I mean, if, if there's a way to do it to a crowd, I, I,
I don't know. I don't know.
I, I do like the idea of it, man, I appreciate that.
But I just don't know if the execution would be right on
something like that. But there's also this thing of
like, it's not stand up unless there's a crowd in front of me.
It's not really stand up. So I'd almost prefer to set it
out and just wait until I can get in front of a crowd again.
But I appreciate you saying not something you'd watch.
And I'm sure loads of people would.
I get it, you know, because people want comedy at a time
like this. But we'll, we'll just have to
hold our horses and then we'll get back to the comedy clubs.
Nathan McLean says would you rather wake up in the middle of
a desert or wake up in the middle of an ocean in a canoe?
Definitely the middle of an ocean in a canoe because I don't
know if you've seen my arms recently, but we'd be hitting
land by 12. I mean, but I also ideally
neither of those things if if I had the choice, but I get that
you're asking like I don't have a choice, but middle of middle
of the ocean in the canoe because canoe would be fun.
Being in the desert would be. I wouldn't like that like being
stranded in the desert. I'd rather probably die at sea
than, you know, die of the heat in the middle of the desert.
Lurk and Rooney says. What was your best subject at
school and what was your worst? I was not very academic at all,
so there's a lot of contenders for my worst subject.
I'm going to say maths because I just couldn't do it.
Still, I'm actually bet this might sound weird.
I'm better at maths now since I left school and don't have to
think about it often than when I was at school because it
obviously it honestly messed up my brain when I was trying to
learn it. I couldn't understand the key
fundamentals of maths, you know? I just.
I just couldn't. I couldn't get it into my head
and the more I forced the learning of it and teachers were
like, why can you not understand this?
I was like, I don't know. And I tried to get my GCSE three
times in the field every time and I still don't have it.
But hey, I'm doing a weekly podcast about tea, so who's
laughing now? What else was it bad at, subject
wise? Technology.
I was bad at technology, as anybody who watched the podcast
with Jim Moanel know, when I was speaking like this here because
my mic wasn't set right. And I know that wasn't the
technology I was doing at school, but I was bad at
technology. My best subject was probably PE
or English. Yeah, definitely English,
writing creative stories, all that kind of thing.
And I always seem to like my English teachers so that.
But no, I was I wasn't good in school, Ronan Burke says hi
Fabio Sapello. Fantastic.
Get more puns in please here's a tea based situation that's
riddled generations of zippers. You're at your grannies.
Well, I couldn't be because my. Grannies are no longer with.
US. Imagine the podcast just faded.
Down right now. So thanks for the question.
I'm only joking, man. We'll pretend.
We'll pretend that's not the case to this question.
She makes you a cup of tea and it's weakest piss, basically
some hot milk. Do you A drink it to be polite
or B sneakily nip out into the kitchen and pour it out?
Ronan and I actually go for C break the cup against the wall
and say what is this shit? You know, I think, I think my
granny's, my grannies were were like direct people, you know
what I mean? They said it like they saw and
they were both big tea fans as well.
So I think they would have appreciated me going.
Look, this is just not acceptable.
Grandmother. I never said grandmother, but
but yeah, I wouldn't hold back on that.
I mean, if someone makes a bad cup of tea, they need to know.
At the same time, it's good to get appreciation for a good cup
of tea. I'll always be the first to say
that is a good cup of tea, you know, So probably see, D McHugh
says here are some of your favourite artists or musicians
at the moment. I'm listening to a lot of I got.
I got a record player because I'm a wannabe hipster and I'm
listening to loads of old records that I've got from
different. Places so I'm.
Actually getting back into a lot of bands like Oasis, Rolling
Stones, a lot of Motown, that kind of thing.
But in terms of like modern acts, I like that song by the
Jonas Brothers at the minute. What a man got to do, what a man
got to. Do to be totally locked up by
you. I like that one.
I like. I don't know, I'm not really
into about two months ago I stopped listening to Radio 1 and
like the chart and all that kind of thing.
So I, I, I, I don't listen to the chart, I don't listen to, I
don't watch music channels anymore.
So I only find out about songs years later.
So nobody really at the minute. Ben Scott says, will there be
another Keith Cruz summer soccer school video?
Yes, there'll be something. And EOC says coronavirus gained
a lot of political support in West Belfast by not recognising
partition on the island. In fact, in your Uncle Charles,
I'm postponing all foreseeable Orange Marches.
Does that say Chucky or Corona? If it does, I.
Appreciate that. Also the Irish speakers will be
loving it, that I was able to read that and that I haven't
translated that. So I mean, I don't know if
there's a question there, but I enjoyed it.
I definitely enjoyed that. The next question comes from
Daniel Houston, big friend of the show.
He says would you rather eat a toenail or drink sweat?
Very mature question this week. I agree, I would rather fuck.
See if you eat a toenail, it could.
Be pointy and then it'll be in your tummy and it might stab you
so I and then it wouldn't be nice when it came out so I'll
drink sweat. Not a problem.
Matthew Mernin. Good Mernin, better podcast
crossover for you there. He says it's a daily PM
briefing. Who's your dream line up at the
two lecterns beside Bojo? And what are they dishing up?
So yeah, every day when Boris Johnson comes out with two
mates, which is definitely cheating because it's like going
to your MAS GCSE with two mathematicians, you know,
because he doesn't know the answers.
But these lads definitely do. You know, X multiply by 7, take
away 5 = π you just sitting in the exam hall.
Be like, I'll be honest, I've got no idea.
But here this nerdle answer for me and then Bojo's mates tagging
and they're like, OK, here, here's the actual answer.
You know, I don't like that he has those guys.
But if I could pick an ideal briefing for Boris Johnson, I
wouldn't like him to know until he walks out.
And then I'd like, I'd like him to look to his left and his
right and whenever people ask him questions, I would like him
to only be able to call on Marlon from Emmerdale and Inslee
Harriet. And to be honest, that would be
TV gold. I would, I would enjoy that.
So that's that's. And what are they dishing up?
Well, Inslee dishing up at Chutney and Marlon's dishing up
bands with Potty Marlon and Potty, those two rascals.
What are they getting up to these days?
I don't know. I don't even know if they're
still in Emerdale. Don't even know if Emerdale's
still on TV. But there you go.
It's crazy time, Ali says. He doesn't.
That that's not a podcast.
Question, that's a chat that we were having about Inter Milan
football shirts. So there you go.
There you go. That's all you need to know.
That's all the questions for this week.
Thank you very much Sippers for getting in touch with your
questions. I really appreciate it.
And we have an e-mail address whichisteawithmepodcast@gmail.com.
I think stroke hope that that is it, because if it's not,
producer Dan will go fucking nuts like he always does.
You know, he's always like squaring up to me even though
there's a lockdown. If like when I got that Jim Owen
audio like kind of wrong. He called down to my house and I
was like, are you not? Are you not allowed supposed to
be in the house? And he goes, I'm allowed out for
an hour day. I've just driven to your house
to do this. And then he hair butted my
Conservatory door and then there was like blood all over his face
and he was get it right next time.
So I I hope I gave out the right e-mail there and Big Mike was
chasing down the last video. Work.
My mom was outside. While there was a storm going
on, the Corona storm, and now he's indoors and he's he's still
working. He's working on a sketch that
me, him and Aaron Butler did and also.
The man's an editing genius. So if you have any projects, any
video projects because of this whole thing, maybe you didn't
get edited or you know, you want something cut.
Maybe you want to record a music video with you, your uncle and a
couple of gerbils, and then you want Michael to make it look
like it's a Post Malone video. Get in touch with him,
michaelfoster.tv. And he's the man to make that
happen. Before we go, bear in mind the
next podcast you can listen to is Patreon on Monday.
It's a Patreon only podcast, OK? It's just, it's a secret cup of
tea only for the Patreon crew. Thanks so much to everyone
that's signed up. When you sign up the Patreon for
starting at a fiver a month, you get loads of wee perks.
OK, It's cheeky. It's very nice.
And I'm going to shout out some of the Patreons right now.
Patreon. I should have this queued up.
Patreon, We've got some Patreons.
I'm going to give a shout out to some of the folks that are
already on board. Let me see, here we go.
Here we go. I am giving shout outs to, in no
particular order, Cormac Boyle, Julie, Matthew, Nile, Orla,
Peter, Rebus, Wormball, Aaron. I'm giving shout outs to those
guys and I'm saying thank you for your support.
That means a lot. If you want to go see what the
Patreon is, patreon.com/team With Me podcast, you get a
Monday episode, but everybody else drink it up because you get
a Wednesday episode of the Team with Me podcast, you get a
Friday episode. Fill your boots, tell your mates
they're at home doing nothing anyway, getting into trouble.
Tell them go on any podcast service, Apple Podcasts,
Spotify, all that. I could only name 2 you type in
tea with me podcast, you drink it up. 1 episode a week is me
with a guest. The other episode is like this
just me by myself, the ramblings of a sexy idiot.
That's what we're calling it. And and yeah, I'm just going to
crank these out. I'm putting sketches out pretty
much every day, a couple a week or older ones that I'm dusting
off and putting back out there and the rest I'm I'm filming new
ones like the one I'm about to go record right now.
They're everywhere on all my stuff like Facebook, Instagram,
YouTube, Twitter, all that. I'm putting videos out because I
just feel like this is what I should be doing.
This is what I like doing. I like making videos.
I like making content. I sound like an influencer
#productive. So thanks very much to everybody
that's listened to this episode. Rudy Woolster, The Shane Todd
Show is on tonight. If you're listening to this.
On Friday, the day it came out, six PM, we're playing Ian Van
Dahl, Alice, DJ Born Slippy, you name it, We've got it, guys.
Thanks a lot. I'll see you on Monday,
Wednesday, Friday, all across it.
Enjoy your tea, see you later.