1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like our hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Che's phone. Nervous. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. 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You know what I mean? 48 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,920 Perfect the wet wooden it. Feels weird to touch, especially 49 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,720 when there's food on it. Yeah, and you're in a library. 50 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,640 And you're in a library. Yeah. 51 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,960 And you're like, I don't even know the spoon. 52 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,200 With manscaped, you will not cut yourself. 53 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,760 If you run your hand over your balls, all you're going to hear 54 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,720 is like a we shine, I guess. Exactly. 55 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,040 And you can kiss you. You'd want to kiss it. 56 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,600 You haven't kissed the balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 57 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,400 yeah. Manscape has anti snag 58 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,080 technology. 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Yes, thank you for he. 141 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,600 Seems like he's been fully. Educated. 142 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:12,880 I also got one like, oh so, so many things I didn't know I 143 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,320 needed. Yeah, but now I have to have it. 144 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,120 You're an international man. You're a man who recently has 145 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,400 been as far afield. You're in. 146 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,960 Scotland Scotland was in Newcastle upon Tyne. 147 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,680 You were in Newcastle upon Tyne. As well as Newcastle upon Tyne. 148 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,640 Now when you when you travel, you bring a laptop. 149 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,960 Sometimes, when sometimes bring a laptop, something, I'll just, 150 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,200 I'll just cast off my phone, you know? 151 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,920 Now you can do that, yeah. Although casting off my phone is 152 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:42,760 a psoriasis joke, I. Don't get it, but listen 153 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,000 brother, it's good to have you with us. 154 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,560 Welcome, We'll start. This is the episode. 155 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:50,640 This is the Tea With Me podcast featuring crowd favourite Mickey 156 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,680 Bartlett. Have you finished your ads? 157 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,640 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking because there were 158 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,880 about 14 things. I want to make jokes. 159 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,080 What? They were trying to pick that 160 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:56,960 serious. Oh no, it's OK. 161 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,480 We're we could be selling boys now. 162 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,400 OK, cool. Because we've got to do. 163 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaking of keeping your search history private, you see Prince 164 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,640 Andrew is not going to the Jubilee. 165 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,200 Man, he has cool but OK I. Think. 166 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,560 That's. What the under 15? 167 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,640 That's a team I used to play for. 168 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:23,320 He Yeah, man, don't be. I know what you're at. 169 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:27,480 Listen, he caught COVID, could happen to anyone at any time. 170 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,080 Unfortunately, it's happened for him just before the Jubilee 171 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,520 celebration, so he's not going to, otherwise he would have been 172 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,679 there. He would. 173 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:37,720 Have been there were bells on yeah yeah, bells. 174 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,559 His man served. What am I doing? 175 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:40,600 Sorry. I don't know. 176 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,600 I don't know, but it's good to have you here, brother. 177 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:44,120 Thanks so much bro. How you doing I'm? 178 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,880 Pretty good one, yeah. On scale one to 10 Oh. 179 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,440 But but a good 91, a good nine. Yeah, yeah. 180 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,440 Is that something to do with maybe the weather as well? 181 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,520 There's been a lot of gigs, I think. 182 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,280 There's better coming to the summertime, a lot of gigs 183 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,600 happening, fucking, you know, I mean driving a class car back in 184 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,880 the gym. You've got. 185 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,240 You're in the TT, not. TT now. 186 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,800 Have you changed personality wise since you are not ATT? 187 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:10,800 Yeah, because I feel like we as listeners on the podcast have 188 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,120 have got the sippers have gone with you on a journey because 189 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,200 you first started talking here about wanting to get naughty and 190 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,400 the guy basically said you'd get a pen or whatever. 191 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,600 You could have afforded naughty pen, but you did it. 192 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,520 I did it. And it's the it's the underdog 193 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,520 story. You now drive an ALDI. 194 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,880 Yeah, I feel like this is my sort of Rocky 2 moment. 195 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,760 Now you're do you're doing Uber in it. 196 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,160 Yeah, yeah. It's only for one person because 197 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,400 it's not big enough to have more people. 198 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,520 It's not the audio I wanted, right? 199 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,720 It's the one I could afford. And that's their slogan. 200 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,040 Yeah, Yeah. Don't get the audio. 201 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:40,920 You don't. Get the one you want. 202 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,600 Fuck, get the one, get the one, Get the one you can afford. 203 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,040 Yeah, but I break a bank. Do you, have you been like 204 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,280 cruising them? You do. 205 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,680 I haven't got out of it like I'm pretty sure I've got sciatica 206 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:54,440 from driving it because it's, it's just, it's a way car and 207 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,680 I'm a bag unit, right? So I didn't realise how stupid I 208 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,960 looked at it until my girlfriend took a video me driving and I 209 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,240 went. I looked like I'm in a bubble 210 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,240 car. Yeah. 211 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,400 And you were you were driving gloves. 212 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,120 Fingers that's getting things like. 213 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,560 Oh yeah, I feel like a complete decade. 214 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,080 No, no, don't worry about it. So here's what happened. 215 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,760 So I bought the driving gloves because it was like I don't want 216 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,760 to fucking because like I was I'm not too bad. 217 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,360 I was going to like a real bad stage in my hands and I thought, 218 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,400 right, I'll wear these gloves. So it means first one hurt 219 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,320 driving, secondly I'm not going to be fucking dropping skin over 220 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,520 my new car. And then within about 5 minutes 221 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,240 of putting them on I was like, oh I feel very powerful. 222 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,680 Were these things? Dropping skin sounds like a 223 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,440 phrase to be used in like Fast and Furious. 224 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,520 Yeah, dropping skin sounds like a phrase Prince Andrew said 225 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:37,440 right before he called COVID. Dropping foreskin. 226 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,440 No offence. If there's ever a man needed 227 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:45,000 Nord VPN, he's more than welcome to use our discount code. 228 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,280 Mommy, do you listen to Team with me? 229 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,440 She probably does for sake. Fucking love. 230 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:58,040 Probably. Does you do anything special for 231 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,520 the Jubilee? I'm doing a gig. 232 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,560 I love that we're doing. I mean, it will already have 233 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,800 happened by the time this is out. 234 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,160 Who knows how it went, but we're doing an outdoor gig in Newton. 235 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,120 I'll be. Yeah, well, I'm an Antrim. 236 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,520 You doubling up. No, I think I'm not. 237 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,280 I think we're different gigs. Oh, Andrew Jordan, son. 238 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:22,120 Yeah, I'm doing Antrim Castle Garden, but between you and me, 239 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,240 does it have to be family friendly? 240 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,800 I don't know, I need to ask you to be sure about things, but I'm 241 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,040 pretty sure it does. Curl curl curl curl curl, curl, 242 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,600 curl curl. How long you did? 243 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:36,800 48 minutes. How long before you like deal 244 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,280 guys? Any TT fight you start to do 245 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,640 like just doing the features. In your car like Protestant 246 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:49,000 talk. So what about the rugby phenoms? 247 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:55,880 Hate them? You know that would kill God 248 00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:00,160 saver. But don't take my opener anyway. 249 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,440 Again, something else. For example you said. 250 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,600 I don't know if I get it, but I know it's not. 251 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,280 Good. Oh yeah. 252 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:10,000 I know it's not good. And are you? 253 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,720 What are you? Are you? 254 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,160 You're about to turn. Yes, I'm going on tour in August 255 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,400 just to keep something. I feel like you're always on 256 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,920 tour, but are you not? Yes mate, I'm a one man snag 257 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,240 party. That's a tragic thing. 258 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,640 It's of. AT shirt I'm with stupid, but 259 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,880 it's pointing directly up shagger. 260 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:34,720 The nickname on the back, Yeah, yeah, Megadic. 261 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,280 Did you? Hit the. 262 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,880 Lagging bar at the airport. Where are the rest of? 263 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:45,880 Us get here drinking a fizzy water. 264 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,920 Don't want to go too hard too early, boys on set. 265 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:53,240 I saw a tech talk recently where they were like, oh, stag do 266 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:57,640 prank, and it was a guy getting handcuffed to a little person. 267 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,360 And I was like, I didn't know I was still a thing. 268 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,240 Oh yeah, yeah. How long do they do it for? 269 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,920 A week like? Frezel did it for a couple of 270 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,800 years. Was that on a stack? 271 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,560 Yeah, just good. Where to ham? 272 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:15,920 Where to ham? I just went fucking insane, man. 273 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,640 We still weren't seeing the column. 274 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:25,480 We still the teacher on Joey 69, which is how long he got in 275 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,080 prison. Magaluf 82. 276 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,200 I, I didn't know that like the, I seen one recently where it was 277 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,320 the, the stag. So the stag party on the stag 278 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,600 got to the airport and the stag party we're getting on the 279 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,240 flight to go to Ibiza. And the dress, the guy was a 280 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,800 woman, but his ticket was for like a later flight. 281 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,680 So he just had to stay in an airport by himself, just dress. 282 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,080 And I was like, that's too far in it. 283 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,160 Yeah, I've never had a stag, but I'd be fucked. 284 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,400 But. Even like no matter what they've 285 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,440 done, being on a separate flight, like you're missing all 286 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,040 the funnels going out there in the 1st place. 287 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,800 That's a bit like I saw this happen with more eyes recently. 288 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,840 A couple that are getting married. 289 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,960 People like, oh, I can't remember what the term is, but 290 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,520 it's like when they like tie them up and like throw floor 291 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,240 getting a. Doom No. 292 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,840 Work of a name, a doom. Did you see that up here? 293 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,160 Was it in a in a culture setting? 294 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,000 In a culture set, that's a very. Culture. 295 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,760 Here, it's fucking weird. Like, very strange. 296 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,080 And it's people like getting to a grip. 297 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:34,120 Like get them out there's like, I've heard of that being done 298 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,920 with like we throw beans and flour and like. 299 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,360 They're in a straight for Anybody else know? 300 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,840 Usually they're in a trailer. Yeah, and they're like cable 301 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,280 tied to a seat. Yeah, it's essentially an 302 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,200 emotional punishment. Beaten. 303 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,920 Yeah, but I've I've heard of that going to the point where 304 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,880 like they were throwing fucking animal blood and stuff like 305 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,760 getting insane. Yeah, that it's. 306 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,160 Such what the fuck he's doing exactly. 307 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,280 I would immediately be like, you're not coming, you're not 308 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,560 coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like. 309 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,040 But it's like I I drove past again in the back of the 310 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,400 trailer, him and his wife and like the people doing it weren't 311 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,880 like I just drove past animal no facial expression. 312 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,920 I. Throwing I would still if I was 313 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,240 ever get married. I would still rather have raw 314 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,480 animal parts and shit I got thrown at me than have to dance 315 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:23,080 in when everybody's clapping. I would much rather I would 316 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,720 rather be shot in the head. Been there, done that. 317 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,280 I've done it for like 1 best man for weddings and stuff and don't 318 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,000 tell until the morning of it. Like are we clapping in here? 319 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,040 Like, yeah, you go, Fox. Do you know what the worst thing 320 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,960 is? I think it's it's. 321 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,040 It's the bit when you get to the table and you're standing. 322 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,120 I think it's not. I think it's not. 323 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,640 And all you're thinking is I need a pish, I'm starving. 324 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,880 I don't want to drink that pint of sitting there and everyone's 325 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,880 just and then you look at the guests of the wedding and 326 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,920 they're all just like. It's now from People. 327 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,880 Choreograph and learn a full dance. 328 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,200 Right. I don't, I disagree. 329 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,480 No, I think that's phenomenal. What I'm saying is what I'm 330 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,240 saying is that's less embarrassing than being told, 331 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,640 listen, walk into the room and just that just freestyle of 332 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,800 dance and you can't come up with anything other than. 333 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,240 The one thing I saw recently, Joe the flower dude. 334 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,400 So that's the thing that the, I think it started, obviously it 335 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,720 started in America where they would just get like one of the 336 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,440 groomsmen to walk up the aisle with like a fucking bum bag and 337 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,760 a beer and just throw flower petals on the floor instead of 338 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,920 having a wee flower girl. Very funny. 339 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,760 I would have. I think the first guy you've 340 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,240 done. To the humour at my wedding, 341 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,520 the. First time is done funny. 342 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like. 343 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:40,080 Oh, ripped off obviously gets beyond a joke, but the the at 344 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,120 least there we had with the good intent of being like let's have 345 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,720 a better crack here. Something a bit shit that it 346 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,920 fucking winds me up. I mean, you were there, but you 347 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,560 probably don't remember. I, me and my groomsmen had to 348 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,520 walk out the DJ Sammy Boys this summer, which is like, you know, 349 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,320 it was. And here's the thing, it was 350 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,680 longer of a walk than we thought it was going to be. 351 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,520 It's because it gets it's, it's never timed. 352 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,839 Yeah, yeah, You know what I mean? 353 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,440 You know yourself like walking on the, if the microphone is too 354 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,760 far away, you're like, it's fucking weird. 355 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,800 I can hear my own feet and their heads. 356 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,319 A point where that you need to rehearse that and it's never 357 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:16,079 rehearsed properly. When I was doing shows recently, 358 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:18,599 I can't remember doing a run of shows and I was like put me on 359 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:21,359 the House of pee and jump around and you want that dude? 360 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:26,200 Dude just that mean. But that was Jaws. 361 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:32,880 I was staffing the start of the bill, the. 362 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,680 Bill. 'S a banger, yeah. 363 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,440 Jaws, that's that's great walk on music. 364 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:43,160 Jaws. Anyway, I'm a host. 365 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,200 Pee and jump around. Yeah. 366 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,080 And instead of like starting me at the bit, obviously the, you 367 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:56,520 know, the walk was so short that I just walked on the the the the 368 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,040 hello. I I love walking on with no walk 369 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,200 on music. Yeah, I genuinely think it's 370 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,800 fucking. But that's what comedy kind of I 371 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,920 do walk on with walk on music. And we were just talking about 372 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,520 it on a Pedro bonus episode for a second there. 373 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,160 But you shouldn't really walk on the music. 374 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:15,880 It, I think it just depends on the like, like, obviously you 375 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,680 get that bigger show. Yeah, you hope the audience are 376 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,640 going to clap long enough for you to get to the microphone so 377 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,240 you don't really need it. But I've done it where I did a 378 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,920 gig in London one time where I was like, I'm just walking out. 379 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,000 I'm not even introduce myself, I'm just going to fucking walk 380 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,800 out and start. Yeah. 381 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,440 Because I thought for some reason I was like, this feels 382 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,560 cooler just to start. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 383 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,320 And it was so awkward. It was so awful. 384 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,160 You do just need. People are still taking their 385 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,080 jackets off and stuff and drink a coffee. 386 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,600 You're like. And you're like a substitute 387 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,200 teacher. You're like, oh, very. 388 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,560 Substitute teacher is the best way. 389 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,520 To put it, excuse me, like. Fingers on lips. 390 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And talk about my deck here. 391 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:57,200 Yeah, Art, I bet you walk on music is definitely something 392 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,000 you need. But like we were just talking 393 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,760 about earlier, I've tried before to have really cool walk on 394 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,040 music and I think that just doesn't look when you do stand 395 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,160 up, that doesn't look right. Yeah, I I used to do a thing 396 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,840 where I would try and after the show was written I would try and 397 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,560 find songs that would relate to bits in the show and that's pre 398 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,680 show. Same. 399 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,080 Yeah. But no one ever, no one ever 400 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,640 comes up the after. I love that subtle Easter egg 401 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,640 you put in there. Yeah. 402 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,560 The only the only one I had me and my meetings to have this 403 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:30,320 rolling joke where I think I started a music festival and. 404 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:34,080 You started a music festival. No, yeah, it's called Mech Fest 405 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,160 and it was just me and all the lads from the Stag. 406 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,400 But do the white stripe song doorbell. 407 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,320 I'm thinking about my dog when you go red. 408 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,400 So he says there I go. I'm thinking about the door. 409 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,800 Well, when you go to ring it and point you go where you go ring 410 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,000 it, right. It's just we're very silly. 411 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,560 Classic, yeah. But I played that the pre show 412 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,560 with the Ulster Hall of a mate was like, did you play a 413 00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,760 doorbell? I was like, yeah, because knew 414 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,880 you were there, it was for you like fucking. 415 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,360 And he was like. Nice. 416 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,400 That's nice. What did you want to be when you 417 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,840 were in school when you got older? 418 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,120 If people had. Asked you tall and thin. 419 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,560 Your career station like I don't. 420 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:22,681 Know yeah, anything other than this Jean-Claude Van It was all 421 00:20:22,841 --> 00:20:24,281 I was all stand up like to be honest. 422 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,200 No, but I mean like. School, yeah. 423 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,040 Stand up. Yeah. 424 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,560 I just didn't know. Like I knew what it didn't want 425 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,960 to do. Yeah, you know what I mean? 426 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,080 I knew it didn't want to. What? 427 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,200 They knew anything. Didn't want to work. 428 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,160 Yeah, exactly. What, instead of the house talk 429 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,000 talk shit normally? Then you what I remember time we 430 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,560 were both on the door, but when you on the door and then you 431 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,000 were like going in for obviously being like, I'm interested in 432 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,160 stand up or I want to be an actor or do something like that. 433 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,040 And we're like, do you want to just work in the door? 434 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,560 Well, what happened was I was on the dole, I don't ATV thing and 435 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,040 I remember something the BBC told us we'd be getting 500 436 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,320 quite a gig as soon as this show went out. 437 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,320 So I was then signing on. But I was like, listen, I 438 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,440 probably don't need this money because I'm going to be rich. 439 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,560 About a week and a half, 7 minutes of material. 440 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,680 I was like, I've made it. And I remember the girl on the 441 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,760 dole was like, I told her this, someone told us we're going to 442 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,280 be getting loads of money and she went would you be getting 443 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,600 head like paid cash for these gigs? 444 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,120 And I went yeah. And she went fuck up. 445 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,560 Yeah, yeah. And then I applied for a job in 446 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,800 the civil service thinking I thought it was applying for like 447 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,080 a decent job in the civil service, but I filled in the 448 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,040 wrong application form and I ended up doing the lowest job in 449 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,360 the civil service. And I remember like you go for 450 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,160 an altitude test and I finished it in about four minutes. 451 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,720 What's that? It's I don't know how would you 452 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,440 describe it? It's to see how thick you are. 453 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,760 Oh, I hope I never have taken. Aptitude test this won't let, 454 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,200 but this was like entry level up. 455 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,400 It was like, can you write your name? 456 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,440 You're in. And I ended up then working in a 457 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,880 dole office where my my job was to hand the tech it out for the 458 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,840 dole, right And like. Who would? 459 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,200 Yeah, for anyone doesn't know. You walk it like you're you're 460 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,880 4th in. The place where you were, the 461 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,400 building was sold. They didn't have a machine where 462 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,160 you pressed a button and got a ticket. 463 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,440 There was just seven of us taking. 464 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,680 You were the machine. I was the machine. 465 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,160 There were seven of us taking turns. 466 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,600 It was the best job I've ever had in life. 467 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,280 Like. You still gave them a ticket. 468 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they were called the desk 469 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,320 will take it. But you had like two different 470 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,400 types of tickets. So I'd be going, do you want job 471 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,080 seekers or income support? And they'd go fault on take it. 472 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,560 Like you're like, I understand, but I'm trying to use my degree. 473 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,040 You know, Sir, we've all had a rough day. 474 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,160 There are two separate types of tickets, one for job seekers, 475 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:33,600 one for income support and they will go I because they're all 476 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,280 selling jobs anyway. Not all of them, but quite a 477 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,600 few. Most of them all I like it was 478 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,440 just, it was such a weird place to work because I was always 479 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,080 really, I think I've had the claim benefits. 480 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,560 I was always very conscientious about it. 481 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,600 I'm like, didn't like claiming benefits whenever had gigs come 482 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,960 in. So once you get a couple gigs, 483 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,120 we'll just sign off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 484 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,400 But I've seen people just pull up in poke vans, go in and sign 485 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,160 on and then sell pokes to the staff. 486 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,280 It'll be standard. Anyone. 487 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,920 Anybody want to report him? Nice sign. 488 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,880 It would there be anything demoralising being a pokeman 489 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,840 who's in between jobs but not having another car? 490 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,320 Yeah. Just go in the Tesco's, do the 491 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,680 shop. Do an Uber. 492 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,320 Daughter once dropped off for a night out. 493 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,400 Can I make kebab in here? Can you fuck? 494 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,800 Give us a lift down to the boss here. 495 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,840 Have the phone and hello is your Domino's here? 496 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,240 We should buy a poker. I would love I do you know one 497 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,440 of the things I've always thought would be amazing do the 498 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,880 van haven't bore up yeah those post office vans in the States 499 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,760 yeah and one of those are bad in the back. 500 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,600 I just go get them just yeah, just on my own, just hit the. 501 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,680 Road, yeah, but like, that seems like a very 1960s thing to do, 502 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,760 yeah. Yeah, yeah, I definitely died 503 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,680 within a week and a half. Yeah. 504 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,240 And obviously the price of diesel you couldn't get over. 505 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,480 Yeah, because. Back in the day, that was 506 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,160 probably, like, real cool. Like, yeah, man, he just shows 507 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,600 up in a van, throws a mattress in the back, and he's just on 508 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,360 the road now. Be like Mickey's Lip. 509 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,760 Mickey's living in a yeah. Nowadays he just shows up in a 510 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,320 valley, put throws a mattress in the back and then his Mars the 511 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,880 queen for 70 years. He doesn't make a big deal out 512 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,400 of it. Come around. 513 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:25,360 That was a very good character joke. 514 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,040 Was that? Oh, was that? 515 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,520 No, what's what character song that's. 516 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,880 Smoking. You didn't smoke in the water? 517 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,880 No, I'm doing history. Is that what's called 518 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,120 Rock'n'roll Party? Yeah, that's good. 519 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:48,720 That's. Good, that's good. 520 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,640 I reckon we'd get happy birthday wrong. 521 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,160 Being a poke man would be, well, I was going to say it would be a 522 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,640 nice life, but you're if you're if you're working a lot in the 523 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,960 summer, you're always in like you're in the poke fan. 524 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,640 You're not getting to enjoy. It I I was saying you do you 525 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,520 have the old poke though. Yeah, yourself. 526 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,520 Oh. You're bounder. 527 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,160 Yeah, but here's the thing. Would you, would you be bothered 528 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,400 getting a cone out, do you think? 529 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,560 Or would you just get under? Oh. 530 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:23,800 Yeah, I got it. Yeah. 531 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,360 I would love that as. A tub guy anyway though. 532 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,800 You like a tub? I like a tub. 533 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,280 Over a cone? Over a cone, yeah. 534 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,280 It depends. There's a certain ratio of ice 535 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,200 cream. It should be on a cone. 536 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,120 If you get like a big large one, it's running down a cone, all 537 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,920 that sort of thing. I like if you get a cone where 538 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,200 it's a good thick base and you can kind of you go, I can work 539 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,360 away at this for a while. Yeah. 540 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,160 And do you bite the bottom? Suck it out. 541 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,440 Yeah. What about the ice cream? 542 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,640 Oh, yeah, Make you right. I bite guys Dicks off and then 543 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,600 suck. Suck that. 544 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,760 I knew that. I do. 545 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,560 I don't know. I think whenever I was a kid, I 546 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,560 wanted to be. I want to be an astronaut for a 547 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,720 while, yeah. I wanted to be a pilot, I want 548 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,080 to be. I've seen, I've seen 549 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,400 independence that as I won't be a pilot. 550 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,360 I honestly think that's also what made me want to. 551 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,960 Be a new top one. No, I don't do anything like 552 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:20,040 that, but we so good, we wouldn't be good pilots. 553 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,880 I think we'd be good. I think we'd not. 554 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,120 We'd be good. We'd be brilliant air Hostess. 555 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,320 Yeah, yeah, we'd be very good. At that, me and you working 556 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,240 like, yeah, yeah, I like Belfast Alicante. 557 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,880 We'd be so good. Every day. 558 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,080 Every day I go. My colleague Mickey is with 559 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,920 this. It's his birthday if you want to 560 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,000 wish him. And it's always every day, every 561 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,520 day. The one that is your birthday. 562 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,760 You don't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 563 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,960 Oh, we would be so. Good as you talk about Bruce. 564 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,440 Bruce. What you joking motherfucker? 565 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,840 Stick them on your pocket. Holy. 566 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,960 Fuck holy fuck, look at this deal we have on Savage after she 567 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,760 have anyone interested. We'd be. 568 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,760 We'd be so good. Oh. 569 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,440 Absolutely. Be glad to be real bitchy to 570 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,480 people, yeah. But then quite fun as well, 571 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,040 yeah. I'd be love to get down the back 572 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,920 and like Slabber but I'll just think fucking 24 day. 573 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus. Yeah. 574 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,520 And we do like. Extension that fat. 575 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,920 Bastard in the safety thing we do the what we do like you know 576 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,640 it we'd work out a way to make it like YMCA and stuff as well 577 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,040 yeah we should do fuck comedy. We do it because we. 578 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,160 I don't know. I think we're doing all right 579 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,720 with comedy at the minute. I don't think, I don't think 580 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,960 it's time, but you get a really give this up. 581 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,440 Nope. You get a few days off. 582 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,040 We could be doing a few days in Malaga a month, You get over 583 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,520 there, it'd be fun. On yourself, I don't think it's 584 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,800 as glamorous as it used to be. I don't like. 585 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,840 I think you and me would both like the idea of being 1950s 586 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,440 stewardesses. Do I mean behind the pilot 587 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,880 smoking? Yeah, You know what I mean, Like 588 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,200 if there's a failure on the engine, just don't worry about 589 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,240 it is 1954 and. Where are you from? 590 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,520 All around, yeah, yeah, Travel travels so much of all these 591 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,240 different accents. Yeah. 592 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,720 Because she's been in a little different places. 593 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,760 I'd have to be a pilot now though, just that, all that 594 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,840 pressure, you know. I think it's better being a 595 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,640 pilot now than said 1944. Yeah. 596 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,240 You mean have a shoot down those Luftwaffles? 597 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Having the no, I like because if 598 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,200 you're a pilot then yeah, I'd say it'd be like it'd be more 599 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,720 different. It'd be more like like nowadays 600 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,800 probably like an automatic car, yeah. 601 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,320 Whereas back in, you know you're probably. 602 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,080 Back then, if something went wrong with the plane, used to 603 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,120 climb out and fix it yourself. You're screwed over in your 604 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:29,000 mouth on a torch, you know. Like that, Jenny. 605 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,560 Like. Jerry Adams. 606 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,960 That's how you can start on. Do you think you'd be good in a 607 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,800 war situation? No, absolutely not. 608 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,280 I used to think it was like, I remember, like I think I think 609 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,960 most men think like you've watched enough movies to be 610 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,160 like, I can feel like, fuck yeah, there's no war. 611 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,240 I'd be all. All I would make sure to do is 612 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,320 if like you're running over trenches and they're shooting 613 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,440 that, yeah, I just keep moving, keep moving direction. 614 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,040 I think I would. If they're like blew a whistle 615 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,920 or I go over these chances, I'd just be going. 616 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,440 No, yeah, Nah, I go go. Usual I'd. 617 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,000 Hold the coats, yeah. I keep deck keeping deck for 618 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,360 like the whole army. Fucking bad. 619 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,000 And Davey, OH. Fuck. 620 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,240 Fuck you Miss Davey. Davey got a bad tank. 621 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,760 I did not say that. I don't even know how you didn't 622 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:30,760 say it's a tank I still serve. I would like are. 623 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,040 We bored now. Because I was thinking even if 624 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,080 you were like you worked in, if you were a chef in a war, but 625 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,280 then you have to be, you have to be a trained soldier, I think to 626 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,520 do that too. I don't think they're 627 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,120 outsourcing. Yeah, they're not. 628 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,840 Yeah, they're not getting in posh Nosh. 629 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,200 No, no. Like, yeah, is it for a wedding? 630 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,880 No, it's a war that is a bit more expensive, that is a wee 631 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,560 bit more expensive for the war. French village or catering in. 632 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,240 Fact War cater would be cheaper than wedding cater. 633 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,240 Priceless goes 50th birthday award wedding. 634 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,280 Are you will will make you baby taking like a summer holiday or 635 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,240 anything? I'm going to tell a reef we went 636 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,200 to a refund. Refund. 637 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,720 Technical to refund. That's right. 638 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,560 Last time you're in the pool. Yeah. 639 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,800 So that's that's do what I don't like about that. 640 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,760 It's a long time. I like we quick hold where 641 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,640 you're like let's we're going two weeks. 642 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,400 I, you know, I was like we've got a great day long so we 643 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,600 booked it back in December whenever but then haven't said 644 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,000 that think we're flying with TUI and they seem to be not very 645 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,880 reliable right now. So we might not be going if 646 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,280 things are getting cancelled if written centre. 647 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,360 Right. Why? 648 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,880 Why? Why is the? 649 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,360 Why is airport queues not that a big thing? 650 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,320 Because they don't have trusted pilots like me and you one. 651 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,040 Is it because the pilots right? Now, no I think it was. 652 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,480 Didn't a lot of the airports made Stafford Dundle or 653 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,920 something during COVID? And then now everyone, 654 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,040 everyone's doing fast track, so there's no. 655 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,200 Yeah, except there's no, there's gonna have to be ultra fast 656 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,760 track or something. Do you think right. 657 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,760 I'm seeing a lot of odds now for like private planes, you know, 658 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,440 where it's like you in sex. Someone sent them to know what's 659 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,560 up. Yeah, you in sex Me. 660 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:07,000 It's it was £1200 Stansted Belfast to stand setters from 661 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,160 next week. Do you think it's going to be 662 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,200 like healthcare a bit and that's going to be the way it goes in 663 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,200 like a few years where it's like. 664 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,240 If you. Have to go to the airport you 665 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,400 do? Or do you think they'll just 666 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,800 get? No, I think they'll just figure 667 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,280 it out because I. Bought I've just bought a plane 668 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,760 an. Actual full plane? 669 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,640 Yeah, just the one. Yeah. 670 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,920 You need to invest in a fleet of aircraft. 671 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,040 You need to use yes. What I think it's to be 672 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,760 honestly, I didn't actually put any money down. 673 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,120 I just drove up in an Audi and I went. 674 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,640 This guy seems legit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 675 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,400 Well, you had the gloves on so that I. 676 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,080 Wore a white scarf as well. Yeah. 677 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,520 Really bamboozled them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 678 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,400 I smoked a pipe and started talking about World War 2. 679 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,760 World War Two, yeah. You say things like ah boys are 680 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:54,480 fighting the Hun like that not. The Yeah, not the Huns. 681 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,440 It means the German. I was written about Antilla the 682 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,000 Hun. I was like, God, that's Antilla. 683 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:03,120 Yeah, it's a teller. No. 684 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,840 Aunt Antilla? Yeah, his sister. 685 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,200 Fair enough. Yeah. 686 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:13,360 Aunt Hilda, the Hun. Fucking bastard. 687 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,320 Just start. Starts garden. 688 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,360 The fucking bond. The Bony doji. 689 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,400 Come near me. We bath. 690 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:25,400 I know you're dead. I was very Bony energy there 691 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,960 like I. Tell of the Honda Mongoloid. 692 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:35,560 I mean Mongolian. Oh wow. 693 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,640 You're reading about a telephone. 694 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,080 Tell me more about. No, no, I wasn't. 695 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,760 I wasn't. I just heard that name, you 696 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,680 know. Because he's the guy. 697 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,440 Isn't there a thing we're like, there's a certain amount of the 698 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:57,000 population of the planet have Genghis Khan, Genghis Khan, 699 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,880 Genghis Khan. He's like he. 700 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,240 Did a wild pile of riding. So we're all, a lot of us 701 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,720 probably have his DNA. Yeah, Genghis Khan's Mongolian 702 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,720 woman. But he was a bad boy. 703 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,680 Genghis Khan was a bad boy. A bit of a Rascal, I bit of a 704 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,440 Skitter, yeah. Do we know? 705 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:19,360 Like was he was he was head of the Empire among. 706 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,800 Mongolian. Mongolian. 707 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,480 Emperor. Yeah. 708 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,720 Who was the tale of the hunt then? 709 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,400 He wasn't Mongolian, was he? He he was German. 710 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,240 No, I don't know. Dan, can you let us know? 711 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,520 Because the term Hans got something to do with like being 712 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,480 like not nomadic. I always thought it was 713 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,520 something to do with like, like just spreading across the place, 714 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,520 right? So whenever I could be totally 715 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,240 wrong in this whenever Republicans call. 716 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,040 You might be. Whatever it is you're going to 717 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,640 say, I feel you might be. But I feel like there's 718 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,160 something to do with whenever whenever people refer to like 719 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:56,080 Protestant as Hans, it's because they're an occupying oh, 720 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,080 something. But welcome to the comedy 721 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,520 podcast with the most of all time. 722 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,800 I tell her the Han was ruler of the Hans from 4:34 until. 723 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:13,880 That was King Billy. Empire consisted of Austria, 724 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:22,560 Goths, islands, bungardles. The Goths who? 725 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,440 Austria Goths. Austria. 726 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,679 They occupied the benches at City Hall. 727 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,960 I said. I said awesome. 728 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,560 City Hall. Mine is so sad. 729 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,120 Yeah. I wish my father would 730 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,280 understand me. You guys fancy dandling over to 731 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:43,040 fresh garbage? I might have so many scarves. 732 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,280 Do you want to listen to my computer romance again? 733 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,400 I like the way down gives 19 factor and we don't know 734 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,080 anything more about it, but that's wild. 735 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,560 Germanic fought against the Romans. 736 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,400 Fought against Romans, yeah. Fucking right. 737 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,960 History is mad like. There's a lot of. 738 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,640 There's a. Lot of it more. 739 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,360 Tonnes of it. In there, what do you like? 740 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,040 You like anything of it? I I actually quite like history, 741 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,400 but yeah, it's only, it's only been in the last couple years 742 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,920 I've dragged my brains out, so I can't remember all that stuff. 743 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,760 You've what? Like I think I'm pretty sure 744 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,680 I've caused long lasting damage my brain. 745 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,640 Oh, so you would forget stuff you've. 746 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,320 Learned over the years like it goes 1066 with you. 747 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,240 I know we've been a World War 2 and then I watched the Vietnam 748 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:25,120 War documentary. Last week. 749 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,760 Yes, Kate, the Cam Burns one. Fucking class so good. 750 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,840 Couldn't tell you anything about it. 751 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,760 What's every episode? Yeah, they're so they're, so 752 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,680 he's got a World War 21 as well that I watched and it's right 753 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,520 like beautifully narrated and put together and I'm just like, 754 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,760 Hitler was a bad one. The the, the Vietnam one I, I 755 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,400 don't know anything about. I watched every episode and at 756 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,240 the time it could have a full blown discussion with you. 757 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,680 Yeah, gone. I had no idea the Vietnam War 758 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,880 lasted that long. Yeah, like, because like World 759 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,320 War One, World War 2, the Korean War always five years, whereas 760 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,000 the Vietnam War was a good 10 to 15. 761 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,440 Some sets not over yet. Met fucking still. 762 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,240 Our boys are still over. There, did I tell you the? 763 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,120 Real heroes are buried in there. Did I tell you? 764 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,960 Pyongyang and fucking the other place. 765 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,320 In Hanoi. Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh City. 766 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:19,520 Yep, Ho Chi Minh Trail. Ho Chi Minh Trail NVA North 767 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,920 Vietnamese Army. I thought that paranoid used to 768 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,560 be. Right. 769 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,880 And the thing? About Orange Arden Foster, 770 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,440 Sorry, DM Agent Orange. She was some respect. 771 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,960 Sorry, you're right. I we I sent her DM to come in 772 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:37,880 the podcast. She didn't play. 773 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,920 Really probably too busy one being a DM doing DM stuff. 774 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,920 Yeah, like what does the DM do behind? 775 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,920 You she busy? She hasn't. 776 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,720 Oh my God. Would you do panto if money was 777 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,560 right? Fucking yeah. 778 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,280 Yeah, yeah. I do anything. 779 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,640 You'd enjoy it. No, yeah, To be honest, I think 780 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,200 of what I think panto must be one of those situations where 781 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,560 after you get the awkwardness out of the way, you do better 782 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,040 rehearsing. It then becomes like. 783 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,280 Say corporate cakes. Yeah, but at least you've got 784 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,160 people with you. Yes, it's not a big man show. 785 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,560 Yeah, you could be a bit of crack where you're, yes. 786 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,880 But there are that's a thing about place like or made Aaron 787 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,720 Butler just a West Side Story and he showed me some footage 788 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:24,480 from it that Mike shot. I was like, I'm blown away. 789 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,840 You learned all that and they rehearsed for months and 790 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,480 everyone knows where to be on the state. 791 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:35,640 I would hate to have other people counting like if we fuck 792 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,560 it up on stage we can quickly correct it. 793 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,200 Because it's just us. That's how I felt whenever. 794 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,040 Like when I do like acting and uni and stuff like that, it was 795 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,760 always I need to get this right so he knows what to do next. 796 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,680 Yeah. What? 797 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,200 Plays were you in uni? I was in Streetcar Named Desire. 798 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,800 Right. Oh, played fucking fat. 799 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,040 Marlon Brando was supposed to be fat but that's just the way it 800 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,800 went. I just felt the character should 801 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,960 have put a bit of weight on. Right, your met and your method 802 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,240 your method. Yeah, method as fuck. 803 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,440 Also, I actually fucked it up because I did the whole thing as 804 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,760 Marlon Brando from The Godfather. 805 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,960 I was just like Stella. I was at the after show party. 806 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,280 You come in my house, damn my daughter's wedding, and bring me 807 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,600 this fucking pork chop. I'm wearing a vest. 808 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,560 You know what? I don't know if the voice is 809 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,280 that good, but the face is unbelievable. 810 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,080 Yeah, the voice needs work, but what else was I am? 811 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,320 I was in one weird one where like I had to act out. 812 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,400 I had to act out a rape, but I had to bugger a man with a 813 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,240 crucifix. That's true story wasn't my 814 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,320 idea. Hold on. 815 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,640 And you just said you're a method actor. 816 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,240 Yeah, method as fuck. Yeah, 134, Christopher. 817 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:52,120 Yeah, yeah, sorry. And you're what this is like 818 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,920 inside the Actor's Studio making you're saying you'd debugger a 819 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,200 man with a crucifix. What was the play? 820 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,400 I can't remember the name of the player. 821 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,600 Yeah, Will in the third, Richard the Third, Fuck sake, fuck that 822 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,080 up. But. 823 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,760 It was the bomb stuff. Some play about it was supposed 824 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,920 to be about like Indigenous people of Canada, right? 825 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,520 And it was my do one of those ones were like the whoever was 826 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,800 it was some girl and you're going. 827 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,080 Where was this on? What was the play on it? 828 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,720 Was just at university, but it was. 829 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,520 University of Ulster. Yeah, but I don't know if you've 830 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,720 ever done any arts degrees, right? 831 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,600 There's always a bunch of fucking mad concert, those 832 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,600 things that couldn't get into anything else, but because 833 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,080 they're paying to be there, the course is like, come on. 834 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,720 And you could be an actor, of course, right. 835 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,600 Like I I know so many people who were writers and just. 836 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,360 But tell me more about this play. 837 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,960 So this play the crack was there's a scene in the play 838 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:50,000 where it's it was it was about Christianity wiping out the 839 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 indigenous people of Canada, right? 840 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,680 And there's a bit in it where somebody stabs the ground with a 841 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,480 crucifix, right? And this girl read it went, what 842 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,600 if we get someone to play the ground, right? 843 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,560 So my mate John was playing like the fucking. 844 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:09,520 John as the ground. Yeah, he was playing John as 845 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:15,560 himself, but he he was like, suppose I don't know what the 846 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,760 fuck. I didn't seem to be honest. 847 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,680 I didn't even read the whole play. 848 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,080 I just like because we were doing excerpts from it, so I was 849 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,400 in it and I was like, OK, fair enough. 850 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,480 And yeah, there was a whole bit where like the idea was I had 851 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:32,600 the busy row crucifix of SARS and the lecturers hated it. 852 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,120 And it was such, it was a. Nightmare. 853 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,360 How did you act that out? But we actually like it. 854 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,800 He acted like I was genuinely going to do it. 855 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,840 As you know, acting is reacting. So I fucking did it. 856 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,560 But it was like we we kicked lumps out of each other like 857 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,240 and. Did you do it at a certain angle 858 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,160 where it looked? Yeah. 859 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,440 So it was like he was kind of facing and I was behind. 860 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,880 You're behind him like Ronnie so often. 861 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:12,760 I might have chimp chimp chimp John Good, put this crucifix up. 862 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:19,400 You're fucking wrong on sorry. So he's got Paddy Ruff. 863 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,880 Yeah, he was. He was. 864 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,720 Hold on. But is this to an audience? 865 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,560 Yeah. Live audience? 866 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,040 Yeah, an audience of people who were like this do. 867 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,120 You remember like did you? So you're doing X so it's a 868 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,000 short same. That's a main better. 869 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,520 Yeah, So it was like it was a short scene, but she had the 870 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,040 girl who was directing it had taken all these three different 871 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,200 bits out of it and tried to make one short player of this 872 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,680 massive, like it was a giant, really, really long player. 873 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,200 So none of it made sense. I don't know a lot about 874 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,240 theatre, but I'd say if a scene like that would require a lot of 875 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,720 setting up and a lot of context. No, because used to have the 876 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,280 time for this. This is the thing we're like is 877 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,760 the thing about fucking drama degrees is that they'll they'll 878 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,920 set you like just black as the canvas anything. 879 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,760 So you get you get these wankers that are going or we don't need 880 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,480 a set. I don't need props. 881 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,480 We can just be the same. Yeah, yeah. 882 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,800 So it's actually that wasn't a very started smoking because 883 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:21,320 that was a nightmare, right. And I ended up cutting my hand 884 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,040 on the crucifix as well. Right. 885 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,480 I didn't use enough Lube, obviously, but that was that was 886 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,360 that was that. Yeah, that's one of those ones 887 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,320 where I wake up the middle night going. 888 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,280 I can't believe that fucking happened. 889 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,840 Yeah, I haven't attacked it seriously was the worst, but. 890 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,760 Yeah. And would you consider like 891 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,000 bringing that playback? Yeah, all the time. 892 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,520 Yeah, I'd love that. Every time I see you do your 893 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,200 hair, I think phoney. I had a crucifix. 894 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,320 That was so weird, that time with the Limelight where we're 895 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,880 about to do a show and I just threw a bit of hair product on 896 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,240 before and you were just sitting like in a corner. 897 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,520 That's not even telling people the truth. 898 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,920 It was in Laveries and I went, can I just say I watching you do 899 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,600 your hairs class? And then when we were in the 900 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,240 limelight, you went here. Mike, I know you like watching 901 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,480 me do my hair. Do you want to watch it now? 902 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,720 And I was like, yes, please. And I stood just behind you at 903 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,080 the mirror and just watched you. Yeah. 904 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,840 It was weird style it. I was just like, his fingers 905 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,320 look so powerful. Yeah, yet your hair looks so 906 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,080 rooted in your head, like it's not going to fall out of mine 907 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,280 is. Ruled in the my head. 908 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,200 Rooted. All right. 909 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,760 Yeah, yeah. Thanks man, appreciate this is 910 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,760 your good header I. Appreciate. 911 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,360 Appreciate your body as well. Thank you. 912 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,040 Thank you, tater smashing. Thank you like I'm shoes. 913 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,360 Excellent socks. Nice. 914 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:34,200 Yeah, yeah, thank you. I bought more, more so I bought 915 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,520 a lot of pairs of socks recently because I was losing so many. 916 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,320 And also I, I remember saying you're in lockdown. 917 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,600 I looked at my sock drawer and I was like, I've acquired these 918 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,600 over the years. Christmas gifts I've never 919 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,120 really like. I've never got a pair of socks I 920 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,400 want and gone there. Would you? 921 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,720 I imagine you'd be the odd novelty sock. 922 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,600 What appear in your as a gift? Sure. 923 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,320 Yeah, candy cane ones. But but I had so many and I was 924 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,800 missing ones, odd ones. And we talked about this time on 925 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,760 the couple years ago at the start of COVID, I was like, 926 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,520 here's what I'm going to do from my bounce, my mental health. 927 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,320 I bend every sock. I owned shit and I ordered. 928 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:21,480 Full Marie Kwando. Tae Kwando, I ordered about 10 929 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:26,320 pairs of new socks more and they were lovely socks, good 930 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:30,600 material, good quality and I had about 30 per and I'm not flexing 931 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,400 or bright. I had about 30% socks before 932 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,320 this and I bought a small amount of great socks and I just looked 933 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,080 in my sock drawer and I was like that's brilliant. 934 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,920 That's the re reset I needed. Yeah, yeah. 935 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,920 Would you have a lot of socks? Yeah, we talked about this 936 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,360 before. We talked about pants before. 937 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,600 I have a lot of pants. No, I have too many pants. 938 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,240 People know we've had the pants. Conversation. 939 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,720 No, we're on the socks. No, I'll be honest, on the way 940 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,200 up here Kieran was showing me some of the Manscape boxers and 941 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,720 I was. Like hold on, hold on in your 942 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,200 car. No, no, no. 943 00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,520 I was in Kieran's podcast last week. 944 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:02,840 Oh, when I was driving, I remembered I use my memory 945 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,640 right. And I thought they were like 946 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:09,160 good pants because I were a specific brand and type of 947 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:09,760 underpants. Yes. 948 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,760 You have no bottom on your pants. 949 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or a net. 950 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,160 Yeah. Basically it's a waste bundle 951 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,920 that says CK. Yeah, after Louis. 952 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,440 Official merch, yeah. And then just free ball. 953 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:27,040 Yeah, no, but I wore next next to a like, I think it's an air 954 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,320 trunk. It's like a boxer brief. 955 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,360 Keeping you. It's like it's like a bra for 956 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:36,040 your bollocks. Great support but I like. 957 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,120 I bought a pants on HM last week just because it was in a rush 958 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,600 because it was gigging. Not the same too tight around 959 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,680 the male. When? 960 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,680 The. He's a boy from Rd of the Rings, 961 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,840 no? No, he's goalkeeper for United. 962 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,760 Well played I was a good rally of tennis are like that comedy 963 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,200 tennis. But socks is AI like. 964 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,200 I like a cotton sock. Obviously sensitive skin. 965 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,120 I go full. So a lot of my socks are white. 966 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,560 Yeah, not today. I'm wearing black ones. 967 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,000 Yeah, I also I like an ankle sock. 968 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,920 I did and I feel like that ship sealed. 969 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,520 Thing what it is, an ankle suck very hard to get a reliable one 970 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,160 because quite often I find as they'll roll in down under your 971 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,360 foot and you're spending the whole day you can back up. 972 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,800 Looks like you had no socks. Not drives me fucking insane. 973 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,320 I like, I like to be able to like, I like people to know 974 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,320 here. Don't worry, I am wearing a 975 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,880 sock. You can see it here. 976 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,240 There's not too much, just takes it a bit. 977 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,040 Yeah, yeah. See, I like you to the cotton. 978 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,240 I like if I'm sitting in this position, you're you see my 979 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,520 sock, Yeah, you don't know where that ends. 980 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,680 And I like having. That I can tell where it ends 981 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,880 because I am a sock man and I can tell that ends right about 982 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:43,680 without. We sort of crease. 983 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,080 Your jeans is puffing out. There you go. 984 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,920 No, I've rolled that down a bit. I. 985 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,440 There, there we Ralph Lauren. 'S mate Ralph Lauren sucks. 986 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,200 Yep, that's what I'm talking about. 987 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,840 I got rid of all the ones I had before, get rid of all the multi 988 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,640 pack and fuck that. Fuck it. 989 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,880 Yeah, let me invest in myself on my. 990 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,840 Feet Ralph Lauren sucks. Yeah, if. 991 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,560 You were going to set up a business. 992 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,280 What business would you set up? It wouldn't be. 993 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,640 Ralph Lauren sucks because you said to me as if you've had an 994 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,200 idea for a Ponzi scheme when you want me involved in it, and I'm 995 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:21,200 not ready. For the Ponzi scheme, it's me 996 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,800 and you, charter and flights where the whole air crew, pilots 997 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,600 and all, we do it all. And the life jackets are just 998 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,160 made out of socks. Yes. 999 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,600 Blow into your sock. You want to book as we suck for 1000 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,480 you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1001 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,640 Things in the trouble. Put the sock over your face. 1002 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,720 Yeah. Would you think? 1003 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,600 You'd be do. You think you'd be a good Rep in 1004 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,360 like a? No, I can't. 1005 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,400 Like I, I. Thought you'd be brilliant. 1006 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,560 That no sure. I can't even fuck it. 1007 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,480 I should be the most famous comedian in this country and I'm 1008 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:55,320 not because I'm a lazy. You're going to say you can't 1009 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,160 sell yourself. Yeah, absolutely not. 1010 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,320 You think I'd be fucking gigging in lambag on Wednesday? 1011 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:10,800 I'd never sell myself. I fucking drove to Newcastle 1012 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,680 upon Tyne across water to save money. 1013 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:14,800 They could be fucking doing that. 1014 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,920 If I was good at selling the stuff, they could be talking to 1015 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,240 you. You wouldn't be here, I'd be in 1016 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:24,120 the house and Ralph Lauren socks pull the wire of myself. 1017 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:31,320 Holy fuck. Literally. 1018 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:40,920 Holy shit, as we take it out, see what the weirdest thing 1019 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,080 about the crucifix thing wasn't about? 1020 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,360 You know where there's a wee Jesus on it? 1021 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,960 He genuinely looked disappointed. 1022 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:56,040 Fuck's sake. Jesus was like, Holy me Oh my 1023 00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:03,320 God. Yeah. 1024 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:11,720 Me, mommy and stepdaddy, Jesus, me and Joseph, anybody holy me 1025 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:18,600 and the wee donkey thank me. I rap stuff. 1026 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,960 Like I told you, by the time I was nearly a fucking they were 1027 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,600 trying to get me to sell. Remember love film before? 1028 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,720 Like Netflix used to post DVD's out? 1029 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,720 People won't know, but that's what was it. 1030 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,040 You pay like a few quote a month and you get sent films. 1031 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,080 Yeah, did. You pick them. 1032 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,000 I can't remember. Did they pick them? 1033 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,080 You pick them, yeah, they post them. 1034 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,520 It was like a library. It was a video shop that didn't 1035 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,800 have to go into like, right, Right. 1036 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,160 Yeah, but I went for a job at one point and it was one of 1037 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,600 these fucking companies were like, I thought it was a call 1038 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,880 centre and went for an interview and they were like, oh, listen, 1039 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,000 we think of your management material. 1040 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,720 And I went home like I'm management material. 1041 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,080 Still had no idea where the job was. 1042 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,640 And then I got there and they were doing this team building 1043 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,240 actually like throwing a ball about and charting. 1044 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,760 And I was like, where's all the phones? 1045 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,720 This call centre is weird as fuck. 1046 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,600 And the boss was like, so you're on your this today, you're going 1047 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,680 to go out and have, you're going to go to one of our other sites 1048 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,160 and you're going to shadow one of the other managers and find 1049 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,480 out what the job's all about. And as we were driving to the 1050 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,080 place. At this point, sorry, you have 1051 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,000 no idea what I'm. Talking through as you're 1052 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,240 driving to the place I was admit what's the what are we actually 1053 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,720 doing here? Like what is this job? 1054 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,240 And he went, I'm not telling you because you won't do it if I 1055 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,560 tell you. And then we got it was basically 1056 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:37,560 him going door to door trying to sell Lovefilm and I hadn't, I 1057 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,240 immediately went where Joe, I think it was Jordan's time 1058 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:43,720 direction. But I immediately was like not 1059 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:46,480 doing this, like I'm 100% fucking not doing this. 1060 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,920 But I'd left my wallet, my own car, I had no money on me. 1061 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,920 So I had to just walk around for 8 hours following this console 1062 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,720 there. And then he recognised me from, 1063 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,760 I didn't stand up. She'd recognised me from like TV 1064 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,560 stuff. And then when people would open 1065 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,320 the door, he'd go. Do you recognise this fella? 1066 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,560 Oh, like you're being hard. To I Like Celebrity appears the 1067 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,320 worst competition of all time. Yeah, you want me to fucking cut 1068 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,680 a ribbon for you, pet? Monumental. 1069 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:13,160 No. So that was it. 1070 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,000 And you never. That was the last time I think 1071 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,280 I've ever even entertained that they have a real job. 1072 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,760 I had a guy selling electric call to the house at the. 1073 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:27,440 Just before I just open a bag of lightning made time. 1074 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,880 They wanted shotgun, isn't it? I mean, I wired up. 1075 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,040 Our prices are shotgun. Speaking of shotgun, just threw 1076 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,840 a bolt and just Thor. This. 1077 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,560 You won't be Thor carrying lightning. 1078 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,440 About wait, he wrapped my front door and he came. 1079 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,080 I came out and he said. How you feeling? 1080 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:56,840 I'm for I flatten the crucifix. You wrote my door, you were for 1081 00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,320 like electric company and I said sorry mate, just putting the 1082 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,120 child to bed here like doing dinner or something. 1083 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:07,000 And he went you can I get photo? I was like, yeah, no worries. 1084 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,080 Walked out the front of the house, closed the doors. 1085 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,320 Like, yeah, I mean, no worries. He took it. 1086 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,520 He goes, yeah, cheers. He goes, I'll not do the seals 1087 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,320 pitching off like, cheers. He goes, who are you? 1088 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,960 Oh, where do you got that? He goes now. 1089 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,280 I recognise your face. Just don't know who you are. 1090 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,400 So where do you go? From and I, this sounds like a 1091 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,080 complaint and it shouldn't be right? 1092 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,880 It's I hope anybody that like follows me or listen to our 1093 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,160 patron doesn't take this thick, right? 1094 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,640 Take out this whole setup that he's done and just go straight 1095 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,520 into whatever he's going. To say I was doing a gig in Yuri 1096 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,280 last weekend. Again, another reason why I 1097 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,160 can't wrap myself right. And there was two or three 1098 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,440 people that were like, so you got the new car and all and I'm 1099 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,680 like, yeah, fucking whatever. And then I went outside and a 1100 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:48,280 bloke was just looking in my car, like just full culture and 1101 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,640 like. From he'd been at the. 1102 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:54,000 Show was just like look like. So as I came out, he saw me and 1103 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,320 was like as if he wasn't. Right. 1104 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,520 And was he, I ended up you saying from like he's a car man 1105 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:01,520 point of view. I think it was. 1106 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,000 It was just. Like, see what's in Mickey 1107 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,280 Bartlett's car. Do it felt more like he was kind 1108 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,360 of going, do you know if you get a new car, new driver under your 1109 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,160 uncle and he's going good motor, good motor. 1110 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,520 Yeah, it felt like he was doing that right, but I didn't know 1111 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,800 who the fuck he was, right? And then I got two or three 1112 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,560 different messages of people getting photos beside it and 1113 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,560 stuff. And I was like, it's not the 1114 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,520 Batmobile. Like, yeah. 1115 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,360 And then and now I'm like, I'm never telling anybody anything 1116 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,040 ever again. Yeah. 1117 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,280 Yeah, like when you were telling that story, I'm going it would 1118 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,320 weird me Art that that man now knows where you live. 1119 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,400 Well, I've moved out since, not for that reason. 1120 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:35,120 That would be a ball removed. But but yeah, I, I mean, anger 1121 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,560 is a line. Like you obviously want to show 1122 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,440 people you and who you are and what you do. 1123 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,320 Yeah. But like, I don't like all the 1124 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,720 like. No one needs to see my car. 1125 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,520 Yeah, it gets it gets that was a mistake. 1126 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,520 I mean, like I was dead part of myself for like having the 1127 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,720 achievement of of buying away already and then put it up on 1128 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:53,480 Instagram immediately just went well, why did I do that? 1129 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:57,240 Yeah, yeah. But no. 1130 00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:59,760 Well, no, You know what? Because you just said it. 1131 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,240 You're proud of yourself. You got it. 1132 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,200 You'd worked hard for it. So you put it up because at the 1133 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,360 time you wanted to. Yeah. 1134 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,680 And you might have to take a bit of weird stuff that comes with 1135 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,640 it, but at the time you want to. Stay yeah, but it's I'm all it's 1136 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,800 for someone freaks me out but. There definitely is the thing of 1137 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,960 like people thinking like we're really good. 1138 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:24,520 Yeah, 99% of people get it, but you definitely yes. 1139 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:28,520 Well, like and then again, he if we're doing the things that 1140 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,920 aren't a complaint and you hope people don't go, why the fuck 1141 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,640 you getting off about that? I was in the airport last week 1142 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:38,080 on the phone to to Joe right in the middle of like a full 1143 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,640 conversation sat in the Starbucks guy comes over. 1144 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,480 All right, me, what's a crack and all? 1145 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:47,240 And I was like, I normally would have hung up whoever I was 1146 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:49,440 talking to him and like, you know, because I don't want to 1147 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,720 like don't let anybody down. But it was an important call and 1148 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:55,920 it was just with the board and I was like clearly on the phone 1149 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,720 and the guy's like, what were you flying to? 1150 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,560 And I was like, man, I'm so sorry. 1151 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,600 I was like, I'm I'm on a call here. 1152 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,120 I was like, I should be done in a couple and I didn't even need, 1153 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,640 I was like, I'll be done in a couple of minutes. 1154 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,480 Tell me where you're sitting and I'll come over. 1155 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,440 To you, if you want. I'll sit your name. 1156 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,120 Yeah, yeah. I know. 1157 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,640 And, and he gave me this look of like, he's like, don't worry 1158 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,800 about it, man, no worries. But he definitely looked at me 1159 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,080 as if like you're a Dick. And I was like, yeah, I'm, I'm. 1160 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,240 I'm not. There's I think it's a weird 1161 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,920 thing when people come to you like there's a certain amount of 1162 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,360 their nerves, but approaching you like do you know if somebody 1163 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,200 comes up the end they try to be funny and you're like just 1164 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,720 fucking. How did two nights go in a spar 1165 00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:34,000 after after a gig? Literally like half 11 at night. 1166 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,560 I'm knackered. I'm just like grabbing a few 1167 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,120 things. I've done a working progression 1168 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,840 in the laveries and it was like the best laveries I've ever 1169 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,960 done. Brilliant. 1170 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,280 And I was buzzing but it was knackered on the way home and 1171 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,600 this guy came out and you know when someone has something 1172 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,400 rehearsed. Yeah, yeah, right. 1173 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,920 I can. You can see him approaching yet, 1174 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,040 like from from hanging out with get us when he first got like 1175 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,240 was really famous. I remember like I used to spot 1176 00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:00,920 people from 500 yards away. Yeah, like. 1177 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,640 This guy comes over and I can't remember the word no, but like 1178 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,520 he'd he'd clearly like thought about it and he goes, are you? 1179 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:10,720 He goes, are you shame told and I said I was like literally 1180 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,880 looking at something in the aisle and I was like, yes, me 1181 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:18,720 and I was like, how you doing? He goes, he goes I have to I 1182 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:21,840 think he goes have to tell you come get us is funnier. 1183 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:27,160 And then he and I was like, I I like I was like, yeah, what? 1184 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,960 I can't. I went to like just be like, 1185 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,360 yeah, man, what's a crack? Are they funny? 1186 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,640 But he then like basically ran off and he went into the back. 1187 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:40,760 So I would then went up to the tail right and he was serving at 1188 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,480 the tells when I walked in and he I could see he stayed in like 1189 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:47,440 the security room till I left and then I saw him telling 1190 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,880 someone about it. I was like, that's. 1191 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,840 Fashion, but I've had I don't know what it is about my sort of 1192 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,040 placement in the anti comedy scene right, But people walk up 1193 00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,720 to me and say like genuinely horrible things as if I'm going 1194 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:04,680 to go think for a good one. Like I want to do a gagging 1195 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,120 dairy and a guy shared it. Oh, making you scabby Can't 1196 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,920 which I wouldn't have minded had he been at the gig where I was 1197 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,600 talking about it. He was in a bar, clearly sought 1198 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,760 and went I feel like screaming this across a room full of 1199 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,440 strangers, right? Worst thing that ever happened 1200 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,920 to him and this making cut out right? 1201 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,560 I'm not making it up I. Don't know what it is, but I 1202 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,760 tell you what. I swear I am not making this up. 1203 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,480 A man walked up to me and told me I had a Down syndrome torso. 1204 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,280 I'd explain to me it's because I don't have a neck. 1205 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,720 So man said that to me, like just walk up to me. 1206 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,720 He thought you needed to know that. 1207 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,800 Yeah. And no problem is, you know, 1208 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,560 Down syndrome torso like what do you have a neck? 1209 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,560 No him. And he's thought about that, 1210 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,360 yeah. And that's what that's. 1211 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,640 Approached me like it was a new bit. 1212 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,200 That's what I found weird about that thing the other night. 1213 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,960 I was after he said it. I was getting ready. 1214 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,160 Just have a normal conversation with him and be like, Oh yeah, 1215 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,360 yeah. And what's correct? 1216 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:01,760 But he was like delivered it away and it's just it's way. 1217 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,840 It's like, I don't know what you get out of that because I just 1218 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,920 think it like, it obviously wouldn't annoy me, but I would 1219 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,120 walk away thinking that was bizarre. 1220 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:14,680 I I did a thing I corporate there, I'll change when it 1221 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,680 happened, just so people don't know, it was like last Friday. 1222 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:20,520 It was last Friday and as I was approaching the place of the 1223 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:23,200 corporate was happening, there was two guys from the work party 1224 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,840 were standing. I could tell even as I was 1225 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:28,000 walking up there, it was like there at this fucking work do 1226 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,680 one of one of my mirror and backing me over and I was like 1227 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:33,640 you don't get to do other people. 1228 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:36,680 Yeah, you don't fucking get to. Then his mate went are you we 1229 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,680 fucking fruit and like tried to ruffle my hair. 1230 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,240 Yeah, and I was like being there. 1231 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:46,080 I'm going up here to do my actual job in front of universe. 1232 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,080 I remember standing the toilet to the hotel being like I maybe 1233 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,840 don't need the money. You're like that. 1234 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,480 I know the exact thing. But then the good thing is when 1235 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,440 you get handed a microphone, you take the safety off and you just 1236 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,160 crucify cons, Yeah. Hopefully not like. 1237 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,200 That you got away. Look, it was just my words meant 1238 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,640 to win this thing on this thing is. 1239 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:11,080 I've stopped doing like the So I Deport Rush last week or 1240 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,920 whenever this comes out. It was a couple of weeks ago. 1241 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:17,480 Kiwis 10 out of 10. Phenomenal place, brilliant gig. 1242 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,480 It was parked, it was the right level of roadie. 1243 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,000 Loved it and after I haven't done like want to say meet and 1244 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,640 greet, not like an official thing you'll come out after 1245 00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,760 anyone wants a photo say hello no problem. 1246 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,160 I hadn't done that for a couple of years because of you're 1247 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,800 worried if you return you're worried about catching COVID or 1248 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,240 it just felt weird and people didn't want to do it as much. 1249 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,120 But that was the first time when I was like, you know what? 1250 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,080 It's not that big a gig, let's do it. 1251 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,240 And I, for the first time ever, started getting weird about can 1252 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,200 I get a photo? Let me. 1253 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,280 And then like the. And. 1254 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,160 Grab you and all that kind of thing. 1255 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:54,040 So I know I kind of, I was almost like physically being 1256 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,920 like also like hands in my pocket, Yeah. 1257 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,320 Letting, you know, like just that stand beside each other. 1258 01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:04,440 And that is another one that feels like I'm wrong to complain 1259 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,880 about that. And I'm not even complaining 1260 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,480 about them just being like, it's just odd. 1261 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,240 That's what I'm. I'm not comfortable with that. 1262 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,840 Yeah. With anyone really. 1263 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,680 Yeah. You know, it's like the Jerry 1264 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:16,280 Seinfeld thing where? Who was a Ke$ha goes up and give 1265 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,240 him a hug on the red carpet. She's like, oh, my God. 1266 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,960 And he didn't know. And he was like, no, no, he's 1267 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,680 like, I don't know. Don't help me. 1268 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,480 I mean, he's right to do that. You know what looks so harsh? 1269 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,840 And I would never be that, like, cold about it, right? 1270 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:33,520 But it's like, yeah, it's a familiarity that we haven't 1271 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,360 established. Yeah, and it's a weird thing of 1272 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:40,120 like, like I've been with my girlfriend and the people be 1273 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,720 like such a bird or Falcon, right. 1274 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,600 And you're like, I don't, I don't know what you want me to 1275 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,240 do here. Yes, because I should. 1276 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:51,000 If it was any other situation, if I wasn't a comedian and you 1277 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,920 said that a random fellow, I think he's duty bound to punch 1278 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,320 in the fucking throat. Yeah, yeah, Yeah. 1279 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,400 But because I know that you think you're allowed to do this. 1280 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,600 Yeah. I'm now being like. 1281 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,920 You have to. You 100% have to set your 1282 01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,880 boundaries. It's, but it's so, so hard to 1283 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,520 like execute. Yeah, some of these people can 1284 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,000 be as conscious as they want to you, and if you react like a 1285 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,480 human being, they go. He's a bit of a fucking David. 1286 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that story then gets 1287 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,120 exaggerated when they're telling it. 1288 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:21,120 I, I, I've definitely put my foot down with the, with the 1289 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,160 baby. Yeah, if he wants photo me, I'm 1290 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,720 like, no, no, fuck you. And yeah, if I'm signed. 1291 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:29,480 Up to the patron, we Dick. People that come up, I is people 1292 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:33,760 that come up and go, you know, can I get a photo or whatever. 1293 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,920 If I'm out with him, it's like it's I'm so sorry, but no. 1294 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,120 Like. I don't know why you'd ask when 1295 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,160 I've got. I it's not happened to you, the 1296 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,640 kid. 1000% And it's the loveliest people. 1297 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,680 Yeah. They're like, and they don't. 1298 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,760 And I don't know. I wouldn't do it if it was the 1299 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:51,920 other way around. Yeah. 1300 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:55,480 But now that I have a kid, when I'm out with them, I'm like, I 1301 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,720 remember once there were these kids, youngsters, like, can I go 1302 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,360 photo? And I had my boy out and I was 1303 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:04,960 like, do it close enough. So I like, sat him down. 1304 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:06,720 It was like, so it's just me and you end up, but make sure you 1305 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,160 don't. And I was like, why am I doing 1306 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,000 like, I'm uncomfortable with this. 1307 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,240 Yeah. You know, I have a situation 1308 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,360 where, like, people I've been with have been personal of the 1309 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,040 road for someone to get a photo. Yeah. 1310 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,960 And you're like, you're going to get caught up in it. 1311 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,320 Yeah. That's only afterwards. 1312 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,760 But they tell you I literally was shoved one side so you can 1313 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,160 get that selfie. And you go, I wish I hadn't. 1314 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,520 Yeah, I wish I hadn't taken a photo of that person. 1315 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,880 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 1316 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,560 And then you kind of get to the point where you go sometimes 1317 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:34,960 you're like, and this is psychologically clearly bad for 1318 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,040 us. But when someone takes a photo 1319 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,080 of you and then they don't put it online, I feel like going why 1320 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:40,080 did you get it? We're Jack going. 1321 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,960 Doing We're Jack, I don't even get the fucking share of the 1322 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,040 photo. Like I love. 1323 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,800 That sounds like a real cycle thing to be. 1324 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,200 I love that we're having this conversation and complaining and 1325 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,280 if our manager got in touch and was like, listen, do. 1326 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,920 You want to gig the Jubilee and Saturday, but Oh yeah. 1327 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:59,160 For an extra quit at these gigs, will you kiss people on the 1328 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:00,800 forehead and let them get you in the headlock? 1329 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,760 Oh yeah, 100%. Can you let this man fart in 1330 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,840 your mouth? A. 100% we're like, yeah, yeah, 1331 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,200 100. Percent I'll feed in the beans. 1332 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,360 I said, I said you had to set your boundaries. 1333 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,760 I would be this week as a tour shot. 1334 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,720 I'll be send the first. There's no boundaries, no 1335 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:14,480 boundaries, anything goes. You want nodes. 1336 01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,200 I got nodes. What do you need, sweetheart? 1337 01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,800 Like, but there's the flip side as well as when I've been in 1338 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:26,720 situations where like I've, I've gone, they want to, it's because 1339 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,080 of this thing, right? I don't have ever told I was, I 1340 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,920 was living in Derry and my dad came up like around Christmas 1341 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,720 time. We're in this pub and this 1342 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:37,120 woman, like she was behind us. We were at the bar just down 1343 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,160 behind us and she went, excuse me, can we get a photo? 1344 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,720 And I was like, sorry, 2 seconds here. 1345 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,800 Judy calls and I turned around to get a selfie and the handed 1346 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,440 me the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was. 1347 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,840 Like or people will do it to make a decority and be like here 1348 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,240 man. Oh no, no, they absolutely just 1349 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,920 wanted somebody to hold take. A photo, yeah, but what 1350 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,120 sometimes people be like made photo and then you're like yeah, 1351 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,480 no worries. And I'll be like of me and my 1352 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,760 mate. I always just straight away, but 1353 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,080 like no problem, I'll take yeah, of course. 1354 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,320 I love that though. And I know for a fact now that 1355 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,240 we've said this, we're going to get when we do these Jubilee 1356 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,600 gigs, we're going to get weird interactions with Jags that 1357 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,120 night. Yeah, well, I'm going to be. 1358 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:19,360 The top of the Queen get one of you who I will e-mail. 1359 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,840 Are they fucking? He's a lot of fun. 1360 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,080 And thanks very much for doing the part, as always. 1361 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,960 When does dirt kick off? Turkish August, So every weekend 1362 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:34,800 in August and I'll be in Antrim, Palomina, Arma, Coleraine, that 1363 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:35,600 might be it. There's more. 1364 01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,880 Somebody turned that into a down tree mix for sure. 1365 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,360 Dan, is there anything? Shine.net or just follow me on 1366 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,920 Instagram. That's a good thing about the 1367 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,440 shine.net website. In the when you go into the 1368 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,240 comedy section, there's all of our dates. 1369 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:48,800 Yeah, so. You can see what's on. 1370 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,280 They can get through everybody else's tickets before you get to 1371 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,480 mine and then have spent all your money. 1372 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:56,560 So yeah, you're going everywhere. 1373 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,680 What? What does it lead up to? 1374 01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,360 It leads to Waterfront in December. 1375 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:00,720 Yeah. Well, this is going to be sort 1376 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,120 of a different show than the Waterfront. 1377 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,760 So I'm going to try and I'm just trying to be, I'm just trying to 1378 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:09,760 be prolific, right? So, and I don't know a lot about 1379 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,880 you're keeping the waterfront show very secretive and all 1380 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,680 you've said is that the Canadian government, the believer funding 1381 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,480 quite a lot of it, but it's a. Mystery, we've got a few 1382 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,040 donations. Canada, we've got, we've got all 1383 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:24,640 the guns off Joe Biden and the Ukrainian dance team are coming 1384 01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,640 out, but we haven't told that they also got the Russian 1385 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,040 dancing right. We're we're trying to fix the 1386 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,560 whole thing with a dance battle, right. 1387 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,920 I just like to see if we're to do it right. 1388 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,280 I have put various things 40 like just one game of FIFA. 1389 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:37,040 Right. Yep. 1390 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,400 During. But they're not off that. 1391 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,960 Yeah. The reason I'm keeping the 1392 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:43,240 waterfront show secret is because I haven't. 1393 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,000 I don't know I'm going to. Yeah, fair enough. 1394 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,880 All right, and Maggie's actually coming on as always Live podcast 1395 01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:53,360 9th of September tickets in the description there's still 1396 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,480 operates tickets. The link might be in this as 1397 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,440 well. But if not, just go on the 1398 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,600 operation website. Any venue you're a plan if you 1399 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,040 make it, make his plan this venue. 1400 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,800 Where do I get tickets? Go on the venue website or 1401 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,320 whatever you'll find. You'll find. 1402 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,560 Yeah, Meg, thanks for coming on. Appreciate. 1403 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,600 It stay cross.