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of the Tea With Me podcast With me, your friend from high
school, she and Todd remember, we remember we used to go
fishing down by the river and the summer holidays.
It's that guy. Zippers.
Wow. We've got a lot to get through
in this episode. We're going to do your listeners
questions at the end. A lot of weird and wonderful
topics, but we should start by talking about this.
I have acquired myself. The Logitech C. 920 webcam and
they're not even sponsoring this podcast.
You're not going to believe this but I had to pay full price for
it. So I get it online.
It arrives at my house on the side of the box it says only
compatible with Windows. So I do a very me thing and box
it up and just get ready. They just leave it in the
storage cupboard. For 30 years.
Because I here's the thing, I've never returned.
I don't understand people who are returning things because I
know they make it easy for you to return stuff like they send
your returns label. But hey, that is a lot of admin
and I would prefer to just financially take the head if
that's what we got to do. That's what we got to do because
I'm not returning products. I just, I don't know.
I just think there's something really, really shameful joking.
No, I think you should return. Stuff I just feel like I can't
go through the hassle of doing it even though as I say, there
is literally 0 hassle so I get this webcam.
I'm excited about it because obviously I'm going to start an
Only Fans account, which. Here's the thing.
Is Only Fans a website for just like people to strip on webcams?
And post sexy pictures or is there another side to it where
people are just like, you know, doing acoustic covers?
Is it let me is only fans. It's just a way for me to look
at only fans. I have to do it from podcast
here. Only fans, right?
Let me see, Cardi B has an only fans.
Sure. Oh, you have to sign up, right?
You have to sign up and it looks like and let's just say.
This fitness models and we all know what that means.
So I'm only joking, but I'm not. Yeah, like young actors are on
Only Fans. A guy has it.
Well, I thought it was just one. Yeah, let me see.
So there's a guy from Teen Wolf, the TV programme, like the new
one called Tyler Posey. And obviously listen, if you're
called Tyler Posey, you're not not going to have an only fans
account. And yeah, he created one and he
posted a trailer like video featuring himself naked while
sitting on a stool. With his legs.
Cross playing guitar. How much Make this because I'm
Bennett. Hey, how much will it cost to
subscribe to your channel? Because here are all my bank
details. You're telling me I get to see
this guy naked sitting on a stool with his legs for us,
playing a guitar. Hello, dream man.
He. Oh, no.
As a caption, he wrote. You guys asked.
For it and I supplied I now have an only fans follow the link in
my bio and come get wet with me. Ha ha hey man, no one's laughing
and let me let me watch this trailer right now.
Oh shit, that's so loud. That's all out of my headphones.
I'm going to use the video.
I don't know if you guys heard that, but you know.
OK, so his only fans. Oh yeah, he's kind of naked.
Oh yeah, he's naked playing guitar.
Ah mate, don't do that. Don't be.
Don't be doing that. Yeah, it's weird.
I mean, what's funny is if if me or anyone, like anyone else,
moderately well known from Northern Ireland started and
only fans, you'd have like 4 subscribers and three of them
would be guys in the mid 40s. OK, all right guys, come get wet
with me. Everyone you know, go, hey, what
are you doing? What are you doing?
Big Tyler Posey Shout out to my man Tyler Posey.
Let's get him. Let's hashtag get him on the
pod. So anyway.
I. Figured out through extensive
research that actually you just can use these on Macs.
And it's pretty sly logic tech to just go here, don't be using
this on a Mac because it won't work.
And then you plug it in and it does work.
So anyway, this should hopefully be a clearer picture for the
video podcast. And I'm going to get a wee light
as well, like a wee makeup light as well for for looking good for
Tyler Posey. Tyler Posey, Name of this week's
episode, but. Yeah.
All I'm saying is I'm just trying to make a better home set
up Hop in here because we are. Doing some interviews this week
in the studio interview episodes, but I think if there
is going to be another lockdown, hashtag sly there.
That was my elbow, by the way. Then I'm going to need to have a
bit more of a home studio set up.
Here is the mug I'm drinking out of this week.
I don't know if you can see it. Jawbox Belfast Gin, and that's a
mug somebody gave me. And Jawbox is 1 one of one of
the gins that the money told would let pastor his lips.
Let's put it that way. I'm a big fan of Jawbox.
Not they're not sponsoring this episode, but Jerry, who owns
Jawbox is a gentleman and and I'm a big fan of their gin.
I haven't drank gin in so long. I haven't drank gin in well.
Over a year because Gin just goes down so easy.
And that is a very weird thing for a 32 year old male to say in
his podcast. That's a If Joanna Lumley had a
podcast, that's what she would be saying.
Oh, darling, gin goes down so easy.
That's that. I mean, that was Doc Cotton,
but. Gin.
Shout out that dot. Cotton remember Nana moon from
EastEnders died in EastEnders and in West Belfast somewhere
someone spray painted a wall and RIP Nana moon and I nearly died
because I just love the idea that that's something that
everyone in Belfast can agree on that that Nana moon God restor
is is big loss to soap world but.
What was I talking? About Oh yeah, gin.
So if I drink gin, I don't realise I'm getting drunk.
Because like, if you're drinking.
Pints of cider, which is what I normally drink.
You know, you, you understand, because you're drinking so much
volume, you're like, Jesus, It's hard to get through.
After a while, whereas gin and lemonade, which is one of my
cheeky tipples like most people go gin and tonic IA 100% go gin
and lemonade. I keep scratching my nose.
Probably because of what I was doing before this podcast.
But imagine, imagine I imagine. I was just taking gear.
I have really Cheetos. Flat out before on my podcast
it'd be very weird, but. What am I what?
What am I talking about? What am I talking about?
Gin. The longest ramble set up to a
thing that is not really a thing.
It's just me saying I like to drink gin.
I haven't drank gin in a while and one time I was at.
A Christmas party or house warming party, I can't remember.
Some sort of do at my friend Nathan Lawrence house and and I
started to tell people at the house that I was planning to
propose to my my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time.
And I was telling people too loudly and I was telling too
many people and going like this. SH.
Don't say anything that I realised I had to take myself
out of the equation or was going to BLOB about it.
So I just demanded to be taken home really early in the night
and everyone's like, Oh my God, did he have to go home because
he was so drunk? And I was like, no, I turned in
such a middle-aged gendering woman.
I was like, no, I have to go home because I don't trust my
mouth. Take Me Home.
Somebody not, and I'm sitting in the back seat.
Put me in the boot and Take Me Home.
Put me on your parcel shelf. So see, that was funny.
Then I had to explain to my wife, like way down the line
later, I was like, the reason I had to leave that party that
night is because loose links, loose lips sink ships.
And I was about to put down the Titanic.
You know, I like gin. I like gin and lemonade, but I
drink a lot of it. Also.
Once as our party, my friend. Steven's house.
And it was a house warming party and I drank pretty much a bottle
of gin and and there and there was sick.
You know, just went up to his bathroom sick in a sink.
And most people probably would say that's bad etiquette.
You got to be sick in someones toilet.
But no, I, I vomit in a little parcel.
So I just. That's the noise I go.
That's a noise I make when I'm sick.
And it was a it was a, let's just say it was a very
Protestant amount for the sink to handle and it would have been
wasted doing it in the toilet. And I don't like anyone telling
me where to be sick. But anyway, I like Gin and I
want to get on with the podcast because I want to talk about
this. We haven't done TripAdvisor in a
while. In the TripAdvisor section in
the podcast, I look at some of the worst TripAdvisor comments
for a business. And then we just see what people
are saying. Why not this week for
TripAdvisor? For bad TripAdvisor, Look at
Burger King. Bad TripAdvisor.
Burger King. Belfast City centre, let's
philtre the worst. Reviews.
Now I'm going to point out that there's always really good
reviews of places, but we don't read those.
So I'm saying I'm reading out the terrible ones, but that is
no. Reflection on the restaurant
because anything we look at in this, it always says like good
and bad, but we're just looking at the bad.
So let me see. Terrible.
So we're going to click on Terrible now, as always with
these reviews, I don't know whoever has that bad of a meal
experience, they want to go on TripAdvisor and just berate the
restaurant. But people do do it and Vincent
J is no exception. Food was cold and a member of
staff was mopping floors where we were eating.
Would never go back to disgusting place.
Yeah, I mean it seems like his gripe is that the staff were
cleaning up, but that offends Vincent.
Jay's like absolute disgrace. Bring on the filth.
Joss, whose pitcher is a pitcher of Avicii.
So it may well just be a person who looks a lot like Avicii.
The food is disgusting. In it, felt sick for two days
after it. Plus the manager is very rude
and unhelpful. I mean, when you started being
sick, you probably said. So wake me up and it's all over.
When I'm not sick, then I am somewhere.
The manager is very rude and unhelpful.
Sick for two days. ACMT says last time I will be in
this place as someone. Who cannot eat mayonnaise and
specifies no Mayo in the order every single time the burgers
arrive with Mayo on. That's a story of my life, I say
specifically. No Mayo, I will die if there's.
Mayo on my burger. They bring me Mayo.
Just pay £5.10 for a burger, not the meal.
Ask for the bacon, lettuce, no Mayo.
Opened it up, not bacon, but covered in Mayo.
So not just. What I like?
About that is not just a bit of Mayo.
I like it that when they ordered the person in burger in Belfast
was like here smother. That mayonnaise, they either
said they were allergic to mayonnaise or they said give me,
you can't give me enough mayonnaise.
How difficult can it be? The guy making the burgers?
The guys making the burgers are standing 5 feet behind.
The person taking the order won't be back again.
Won't. Be back again.
That person just want one contribution to TripAdvisor, so
they set up an account. To say that Astro.
Astro. Bells.
Astro Astro Balls has given 14 reviews out before and 10 of
them have been excellent, so you know he's not just giving bad
reviews for no reason. Terrible fast food.
Nothing good about this fast food.
The crew gave us the wrong order and wrong receipt.
Hey who the fuck are the crew? Do you mean the people?
Working there? Or do you mean like some guys in
leather jackets walking about pushing people saying hey don't
get in the wrong side of the crew?
Terrible fast food. This place should close.
I think this place is no manager or supervisor or is there?
Shit MSS filthy. Our view, while Steven was a
huge doormat, needed all the dirt and fluff hoovered off it.
Well, where were you eating your food?
Face down. On the doormat.
Our view was a huge how big is the doormat that you couldn't
look anywhere else because surely the doormat is at the
door. White metal tables were actually
black with years of dirt. The whole place needed upgrading
a good deep clean. Can't believe this restaurant is
in a prime spot in Belfast. Embarrassing.
Feel embarrassed for any tourist visit in the city.
So much nicer places to eat. The Nest filth, Yeah.
I mean, if they're tourists visit in the city, they probably
won't be headed straight to Burger King.
If they are looking for a better culture, they're not going to
get off the cruise ship and be like ah.
What is this place? A beauty.
These guys are the king of burgers.
Oh, it must be amazing. It is a burger royalty.
I must try I asked for no mail. What is this what is this I
asked for no mail. I asked for no mail.
The guys give me one litre Mayo. My burger was so cool when I
opened its pocket, my daughter couldn't finish hers as we just
felt I'll with the. Surroundings we'll never be back
I mean OK the place might need decorating who's looking around
a bit like oh I got to be sick or entitled to these people Oh
my daughter's going to be sick you're this is me after a jet Oh
my daughter's going to be sick as your place is so garish
putting your wallpaper up my child is going to.
Vomit on their feet. Should be closed down.
Filthy Francis this burger. Change your clothes to save the
reputation of other outlets. So thinking of the bigger Burger
King picture, here our chicken. Was better described as rubber
strips from pepper. Unpalatable onion rings were
silver cooked. They were dried out and dark
brown. Staff presentation was
unacceptable for the chain standards.
Why? What are you expecting?
Staff presentation wasn't good. I mean, some of these guys were
six out of 10s. They looked untidy, even
scruffy, dirty and unhygienic. Hey, it's called being a
hipster. Staff with long hair had a tie
back being so long the ponytail fell forward.
And that was both in the cooking and serving areas.
Yeah. Why?
Why I mean that? Is weird.
Why is the king himself just employing like like Rapunzel?
Like people with the longest hair in Belfast?
We would visit again. Would we visit again?
Definitely not. Staff and building a good scrub.
I mean sly. I wish to give a 0 rating but
the lowest I can give is A1 on this site which is misleading as
that's more than Burger King deserves signed off Francis.
And Francis has given 11 reviews before, and they've all been
poor, terrible. So I think Francis, Francis W,
you might be the problem, Grace. The staff were quite rude.
This made me very uncomfortable eating here.
Don't recommend at all. Not good experience.
The staff made me uncomfortable. Yeah, that's because you went
and fooled McDonald's merch, you know what I mean?
The staff were just sticking up for Burger King.
PGSME just writes slow and disgusting.
Now that is a pretty strong way to review.
Something arrived on Sunday evening, a bit of a queue.
But since it's fast. Food.
I thought it wouldn't take too long.
The kids were looking forward to a treat. 25 minutes later I got
served. There were plenty of staff but
they all appeared to be in go slow mode and were lethargic and
disinterested. Hey, translation all stoned.
That's a guess. Took the kids to the toilet
before leaving. They were filthy.
Sinks were disgusting. I think it means it's children.
Sinks were disgusting. One top didn't work and there
was no toilet roll. Hardly good enough for an eating
establishment. I was really annoyed at this
stage so decided to speak to a manager.
Hello, is that Sir Alex Ferguson?
Why are you phoning me to tell me about Burger King toilets in
Belfast, Sir Alex? Why are you talking in a totally
different accent though? You've always talked in, now
just banter. All right, we'll cheaters.
I'm going back to my whopper here.
The manager looked about 12 and when I said we waited 25 minutes
to get served, she replied it was busy and people had called
in sick. As for the toilets, they are
checked regularly. Well, clearly they aren't.
Will not be back. I mean, I like this setup.
You've got a 12 year old manager, of course things aren't
going to happen to the best standards.
You know we've ran out of Toilet Roll 12.
Year old managers like I don't care.
I quite literally don't care, I'm 12.
Nikoj says junkie place and slow service.
Now. Oh no.
This. Disgusting place for junkies
with drug aluminium down the floor in the toilets and a very
long queue to order. Now what I like about that is
you even feel the need to be like here.
The queues are pretty long too if that is true.
You know what I mean? Someone's.
Like I I had me and my family had to do the long jump over
heroin filled syringes. Oh my God, that's certainly you.
Haven't heard the worst of it, Deidre.
Waited 7 minutes on a whopper? What?
That's disgusting. You should.
You should phone no one. About that, I know 7 minute we
timed it. We don't know.
I was talking about the heroin needles.
Yes, they were bad too. I can get sly when people like,
call people by name, like this person from Athens in Greece.
Rarely have I. Experienced customer service in
such a low level. Went here for lunch with a
friend and I ordered a burger and a chocolate Oreo shake.
Someone's not on the diet. When the clerk in brackets,
Chloe served me my shake I she served.
It looked by the This person ordered a large shake.
It looked the same as a normal shake.
I asked Chloe. It was a chocolate shake.
She confirmed this without looking.
Well, hey, Chloe's a pro, you know what I mean?
Chloe has that that chocolate shake sense.
She's like, yes mate, I made the manager aware of this.
He told me it was a normal shake, told Chloe to make me a
chocolate one, which she did put in what seemed like way too much
chocolate in. You can't, so it's too much
chocolate now. Here we go.
He's from Athens, right? So he goes up and he goes.
How do they speak? Mites he got, he goes up.
And he's like. Chloe might.
I've asked for chocolate shake. It's no chocolate shake.
Chloe's looked at. No.
Chloe hasn't looked at it. That's the point.
Chloe's gone. It is, mate.
No, but there is no chocolate mate.
It is. Don't make me look at it.
May I speak to manager please? Manager is this chocolate shake?
Manager's like Nah mate, no chocolate in that manager Chloe.
Make him a chocolate milkshake here, Chloe.
Fair enough. Fires chocolate into it, guy.
Back up, Chloe. He's too much chocolate.
Chloe is just doing her job that that would never be a problem
for anyone with a normal attitude either.
Give me loads of chocolate here. Result.
This guy region. Chloe did this without but with,
but not without making a comment about how I needed to ask for
chocolate, which I did. Talking with friends, I can
confirm this is not the first time this has happened.
The staff at this restaurant do not seem to care much about
customer service. OK, but you're you're.
Travelling from Athens and Greece.
So here were you, what friends were you talking to that were
like actually might I have been to same restaurant?
Did Chloe not look at your shake?
By the way, where are we from? We are from all different parts
of the world. Might.
But in Athens, the main thing we talk about is Chloe does not
look at the shake. Do you think when he finished he
took the shake and just threw it down the ground, smashed it?
That's a joke about great people smashing things, which you
actually do do. Let me look for one more
terrible one. Chips.
Didn't even put chips in the bag.
Right here we go, Tommy. Burger King is fit for a
peasant. Burger King is not fit for a
peasant. Total disappointment.
Burger King tasted of dirty steel, fat, dirty floors and
very tired looking decor. Has not had a.
Facelift in over 15 years. Cold upstairs just.
Don't use the toilets, Brian M just says.
Disgusting. Staff.
Just work there for the money with no care.
For service, OK, yeah. More you'll you're going to find
Brian made 99% of people who work in jobs do it for the money
you're going to find. And there will be exceptions to
this, but not everyone in Burger King is working in Burger King
because they're passionate about grilled meat.
Not everyone who works in Burger King is passionate about flame
grilling burgers. You're going to find a lot of
people who work in Burger King and indeed any job or working in
that job for money because Brian, you know what money
means. You can be alive, you know,
Brian, at the same time, having a passion for something is
great, but that's just a bonus. But people probably are
attracted to work in Burger King because.
It is a job. So that means they have money
Brian, and that means they can spend that money Brian on
luxuries such as, I don't know, rent and food.
To be fair, Brian's from Bangor, so I think his attitude is like
on. I was served by a supervisor and
was not. Happy outdated toilets from the
Stone Age. That's a real banger attitude
that you would genuinely think that you know what I mean?
You'd go and look at it. And the toilets probably like 10
years out of date, but people from Bangor like Brian.
Will go in and look at it and be like Oh no, these Time Team have
just been in the film an episode here.
Food was cold, the fries tasted that were cooked from old oil,
Had spent over £10 hardly at the food went to McDonald's and far
better in every way. Mr. Anderson, the peasant of the
burger. Corporate cost too much for an
excuse. Of the burger.
Also, the chips are worst of all the fast food restaurants.
So what we're going to do just to balance this out is we're
going to find an excellent review and read that just to
show people that some people absolutely love it.
Oh, brilliant. Someone with the username The
Daily Spoofer leaves an excellent review because I want
to balance it out here. 5 stars in January 2017 and they start
like this. Vince Lombardi is quoted as
saying perfection is not attainable, but if we chase
perfection we can catch excellence.
Stop the carve any baby, get the cuffs and book them in Burger
King in Belfast beside the City Hall.
Just serve me a meaty. Festival of culinary delight.
A grass fed beast of joy was enjoyed with seasonal salad and
free. Reject mail.
I think this guy might have been spoofed too.
Also may I add the triple fried salty fries were a complete
saliva dripping. Treat executed with two sachets
of Heinz's finest Red Corson. Corson.
Some of your finest. Read please.
Just. Squeezing it out of the wee
tube. What I like is that this person,
by the way, that's a fantastic review.
I like that. They have probably asked the
staff all these questions and the staff are just like yes
mate, not listening to the question.
Excuse me, is the. Mayo in this free range?
Yes mate. OK, and is it vegan?
Yes mate. Alright, but is there dairy in
it? Yes mate I absolutely love that.
I just wish that this person had left more more reviews but they
haven't. You're a beautiful person,
whoever you are. Yeah, I really enjoy that
perfection. Grass fed beef, free range Mayo,
that's what we're all about. Also toilets.
Disgusting. I'm waiting to find out what the
crack with stand up shows is. Still, nobody knows the
executive of, just the. Northern Ireland Assembly or
whatever the government that I don't really understand it,
I'll. Criticise it, but I don't.
Understand it. They have said that.
They're going to curfew. At 10:30, I think 10:30 or 10
all bars in Belfast and Northern Ireland and what that means is
we can probably still do stand up, but it mean on my hair just
cannot be tamed it means that. Everyone has to be out way
earlier. It means they're telling the
bars to open but they're like definitely close at a time when
people would be going to bars and they're going to have
everybody out at the same time out in the street.
Dublin roads going to be packed. They're going to they they
clearly when people. Leave a bar at 10 or half ten,
they are going to go back to someone's house because they're
blitzed and they'll be like fuck it, we don't care.
So what you're going to have, you're going to create a house
party, More of a house party culture.
No one's going to buy bars close at 10 or half 10.
Nobody's gone unless it's for a very specific reason, like if a
show. Can go ahead.
So they're basically being like bars you need to open, but we're
tying your hands. And I don't want to go on about
this on every podcast, but I will make an open invitation to
any politician who's dealing with this sort of thing to.
Come on the podcast, we'll do it in the studio in Hollywood or
we'll do it over Zoom and we will.
I'll sort my hair out for it because at the minute it's just
an absolute disgrace and the law unto itself.
But like the. Burger King toilets.
But anyone who would, come on, let's do it.
Let's have a chat. Let's let's see what we can do
because so many people that do this sort of job, I do have so
many questions and they're just getting no answers.
So I'd love to get Arlene Foster on the podcast, Michelle O'Neill
whoever Jerry Adams. I mean, I don't know if he's.
Involved with it, but. You know, I think there's
questions we need answer to. So.
That that is an open. I mean, I'm going to go in the
limb here and assume that Arnie Foster and Michelle will need.
Don't watch or listen to the podcast but I'm sure friends of
theirs. Do so, I don't know, let's just
make it happen anyway. I need to lift my mood.
So we're going to do listeners questions.
And when I said I need to lift my mood, it made me think that
some people might think I'm talking about a guy called My
Mood, and that's maybe a new feature on the podcast.
Also. Here's this weird thing where
people are writing. Them what is the thing?
Shit ratioed or something? Where you write under a post
ratioed and then you try and get more likes on that than the
original post. And it's really weird.
And this like guy did, I'm gonna assume he's like a very young
guy who follows me. And I'm assuming he's a young
guy because his picture is, is like is a footballer.
And then he was like, I just put up a gig post like weeks ago or
whatever, and he wrote like ratioed and I was like, I don't
know what you mean. And he's like, oh, virgin now,
his pitcher, his. Username on his.
Pitcher was a footballer like a Premier League footballer, so.
Guys, we had to block someone today.
We had to block someone today and when I'm too old to
understand what you're trying to do humour wise, you get blocked.
And that is quite hypocritical because I'm like, let's get a
podcast. Let's get a politician under the
podcast because I don't understand and I want to.
But at the same time, I'm just saying.
You're blocked. To someone who I don't
understand. So, you know, it's it's six and
one, it's half a dozen of the other there.
And that's a phrase I've never understood.
Patrick Quinn, BGIC bijic Belfast guy in China.
At what point of growing up would you say you were at the
pinnacle of your coolness? I've never really been cool and
I know there'll be everyone listening being like mom, don't
be ridiculous. You're basically the like a
modern day version of the phones.
I've never been cool. I'm not going to be cool in a
second because I'm going to have to plug my laptop into the
mains, which is over on the other side of the room.
So I'll have to bring the laptop over and you know that will be a
whole thing and that's not cool. That's not smooth.
But then. I know I've never.
I'm probably. This is a sad fact.
I'm probably. Cooler now than I've ever been.
And that's sad because we can all face it now.
I'm not that cool of a get. What I mean?
It's not for me to say if you think I'm sweet or whatever.
It depends. It depends, you know, back in
the. Day, let's just say.
Back in the day I was in the. Scouts, which isn't cool.
But let's just say I was a little bit of a messer in the
Scouts. Now, does that make me cool?
No. But 1% less cool, yes.
Now this is the coolest I've ever been.
I'm, I mean, I'm pretty cool now, you know, I mean.
Like, I'm pretty down with it, you know, young people send me
messages on Twitter. With some modern slang and I
block them. So I'm a, I'm a cool guy, you
know what I mean? I'm down.
I'm down with the kids. I want to say down with the
kids. I'm blocking the kids on social
media as soon as they say something I don't understand.
And that's, that's the way it in, in the words of Tupac,
that's just the way it is. Patrick.
I've never been cooler than I am now.
So I'm enjoying it. Terry Chardon says, is this you?
And it's a, it's street art in Belfast, Terry, It isn't.
It isn't, but if anybody does want to do street art of me in
Belfast, do it. But I swear, don't mug me off.
Like don't give me big long fingers.
Don't do like don't have like a 30 foot wall and do me like 5
feet my body at the top and then make my fingers come the whole
way down the street level. Don't, don't do that.
I know I said that somebody will do it.
Sean Webb how is West End girls not fancy enough for your Friday
night radio show? I've complained to six separate
people about this. They don't care either.
Sean. It's it's not me.
It's just not dancing enough because it's dancy in that,
listen, I have a bottle of gin and I'm going to dance to that
with my trousers off. But it's.
More the the the radio shows old school dance.
You know what I mean? That's that's the vibe.
Whereas West End Girls is more, you know what I mean?
Your mummy's dancing to it. In a West End town, the dead end
wild the East End boys and West End girls.
In a West End town, the dead end wild the East End boys and West
End girls. West End Girls, if, when, why,
what? How much have you got?
You know, don't get me wrong, I respect the song to the point
where I do a dead on impression. Of it because I love it so much
but it's it's not going to make it on unfortunately.
Ross Sterling is chiffon green always in vogue.
I don't I don't know what that is but I'll Google it and if I
don't know what it is and I think.
It's something young people are into.
Ross, I'm going to. You're getting blocked.
Chiffon, green, chiffon, chiffon.
Is that am I saying, right? It's a colour.
Is it always in vogue? Oh, it's that dark green, Yeah.
That's always in vogue. That is 100% always in vogue,
Ross, because it's like it's old school glamour, that colour, you
know what I mean? It's it's nostalgia.
It's something I could definitely see, you know,
high-powered female business bosses wearing and female
business bosses. Is is definitely a podcast.
I'm sure that exists somewhere. But yeah, that colour green is
always in vogue. And I'll be honest, I love it.
And I'll be honest, it's behind me.
And now that's just because it's not bright in here.
That's actually not what colour is, but that's what colour it
looks. So I'm going to have to plug my.
You're getting to see my. Hall here, by the way, my
upstairs hall. Jesus Christ if this breaks.
Right hang. On I'm going to have to plug the
laptop. Well, I just keep going.
Well, let's keep rolling. Right, let's do it so.
What I hear as well is whenever I take headphones off, my ears
stick to my head and it looks really weird because actually I
have big ears but it suits my head so there you go.
Hang on of Jesus Christ tonight. Hold on now.
Jesus. Here we.
Go. Brilliant.
And this is actually a podcast, you know what I mean?
This is actually part of a podcast Plugged in butt.
Plug. Here we go.
We're in. Oh no.
That's not going to reach there now.
Jesus Christ. Oh, bollocks, right?
Wait now. Jesus Lord save us.
Christ above. Hold on.
Theory mate. OK.
Wait, I'll just sit with you down and then I'm going to.
Come over here. And then, and then we're just
here, you know what I mean? And I've changed the angle up on
the podcast. And I'll be honest, I'm probably
going to stick. I'm probably going to stick like
this. This is my new podcast angle.
Is that better? I feel like that's better.
That's a new podcast angle. All right.
We're going to continue with these questions, Oren Kane says.
What's the verdict on leads this season?
Where will they play us? Do you think the Premier League
should fund the lowest leagues before they go bust?
This is not a football podcast. This is not a football podcast.
It's been pointed out many, many, many times, so I'll answer
this in 10 seconds. Extremely entertaining.
I think they'll finish 8th. And should the Premier League
have to fund the lowest legs for the go boss?
They shouldn't have to, but they they should.
They should make a really nice donation or some sort of like
very long term loan. Owen Kelly says hello money
toad. Hope all is good on the Lily
pad. Heard recently on either your
podcast or Dave's You're still cycling about the place into
your 20s. Any advice for a man similarly
lacking in a driver's licence? A full time loser virgin guy
asking for a friend in brackets. I'm not asking for a friend.
Owen, what you're talking about there is the fact that, yeah,
basically I used to cycle everywhere because I didn't pass
my driving test until I was 21 and then.
So I but I didn't really go anywhere.
I just messed about in Hollywood.
So I just worked in Hollywood. I didn't need to go and do
anything really or I would have got the bus to the train.
So I was a cycler guy I. Was always on my bike but it.
Wasn't like a cycle enthusiast, I just I used to have like work
bikes and I would just have a wee lock on it and I would like.
If you were if. You were like, come on, we'll
head. Down to my mate's.
House or whatever. I was arriving there via bicycle
and. I think that would be OK if you
had like a class road bike and you had all the gear.
But I was just wearing like normal clothes, just cycling
down with headphones on the wee plastic bag, all the stuff in
it, cans of cider. And it just, it wasn't a sweet
look. I mean, it's a sweet look
definitely when you're 13. But then when you get older, you
just you got to get involved in the car again.
Like, life gets a lot better whenever you're able to drive a
car. And it's funny seeing people
like me who. Didn't drive whenever they were
like they just hit driving age and did it later and then they
were like why have I always not done this?
Like, comedians notoriously don't really drive.
Like like more local stand ups, I would say don't drive than
drive and maybe there maybe there is some sort of psychology
to that. I don't know what it.
Is just lazy or something. But you know, I remember Colin.
Colin Geddis didn't drive. For a year until like maybe his
late 20s or something there and then as soon as the first time I
saw him drive as I I can't remember when he didn't drive.
You know what I mean? It's just it's.
Weird. It's weird.
That you forget that if you don't drive, how much it can
limit you in terms of like just needing to go somewhere, like
whenever someone you someone. That does stand up lives in
Derry and they come up to Belfast for a gig.
And you're chatting with them backstage and they're like,
here, I got to leave early and get my boss.
And you're like, shit. And that's not the worst thing
in the world, obviously. But you're like, you got to walk
to the bus station. You maybe got to wait in the
rain. You got to get on the bus.
You what if you don't get a seat?
What if you get stuck? Beside a guy, he's like all
right, what's happening? God doesn't exist now.
Sure he doesn't mean? What about Pizzagate?
You know you definitely would get stuck there.
Whereas. Whenever you're able to drive,
you've got your own freedom. So I remember as soon as I was
able to drive, I was like, no, I'm living.
But also when I passed test when I was 21.
And I was a student then. I was, I was working as like a
dishwasher. I think I was doing a bit of
weedering in a restaurant and. Getting the car was fine.
My first car cost. My dad got my first car for me.
Daddy bought my first car for £120 and it was that.
Little money that he he he like. Didn't ask for it back, you know
what I mean? He was like, listen, I just got
that because a mate had a mate's niece or something, had the car,
They were going to scrap it, but here you can have it.
And I said in the podcast couple weeks ago, I was like, I think I
know the value of money well because I've always paid for
everything myself, like car insurance, tax, all that kind of
thing. But actually my first Corsa was
bought for me. And whenever people say daddy
bought me a car, it's like girls who's dad get them a Fiat 500,
my first car. Was a silver Yeah, like a silver
Vauxhall Corsa. It's such a standard car that
you used to just see everywhere. Everybody at some point really
had a Corsa and I remember the car was £120.
We had to do a wee bit of work to it to just get it on the road
and always something would go wrong with it.
Like the engine always overheated like just a wee bit
and you so you'd have to stop the car.
You have to pour water into it and there was always like a
rattling in it. I Remember Me, Mickey Bartlett
and Sean Haggerty went to do a gig and Donegal and the exhaust
fell off and I had to get one of them to drive me to the.
Garage to buy. String and had to get under the
car. Whether go to the centre in the
middle of nowhere to buy string and I had to tie the the exhaust
to the underside of the car. But none of that matters.
Like if that happened to you now, I haven't driven for years
and being older, you'd be like, no, I just can't do that.
I prefer to just get a taxi or I'll get a lift or whatever.
But back then you're just so buzzing to have the freedom of
your own car. It doesn't matter what you're
you, what, what you're driving, you feel like you just feel so
much better about yourself because you're like, this is my
car. And I remember the first time I,
the first day I passed my test, I passed my test on the day of
my 21st birthday and I drew and I only passed because the
driving instructor was going to Egypt that day on holiday and he
was so buzzing about it. He just kept telling me what he
was going to be doing when he was there.
And I remember myself knowing that I probably had about 6
majors on my test but he wasn't paying attention because he's
like I were all inclusive and all.
But I I remember and I've if. I saw anyone do this now I would
cringe out but I I need to remember stuff like this.
I remember driving down to Halfords to buy anything I could
for the car. Didn't matter.
Mats for the back seat, you know mats for the ground.
I wanted to buy like an air freshener.
I wanted to get any we thing I could for this car because I was
like this is my own car and I was driving down the Upper
Newton Ord road to the Collins Water Halfords and I had a Lil
Wayne CD, The Call and Get us ironically burnt For me.
He's like I said, make can you burn me that album and he burnt
me. So he did on his PC and the true
story and I remember it was the sunny day, it was the 9th of
June and I turned the CD player up nearly as loud as it would go
and slow moving traffic. I just cruised down the upper
Newton Ord Road and I was like, I don't care.
Who sees me? I'm driving A1 litre Corsa that
cost us £120 or something, but it's my £120 Corsa and I love
that car. I love that car so much.
Like there was a little bit of rust on in here and there, but
you just didn't care because you were like, this is.
My I own this. Car.
Yeah, I remember driving the tech in it and stuff.
And if we were like when we started tech, we're like the
whole class, like because you do your student grandson and you're
like, let's go to the zoo. And I remember like people
piling into the car to drive. And I was like, Oh yeah, I'm
driving. This is my car.
This is my course. My second I'm not going to think
through history of cars I've owned.
My second car cost £50 on the Peugeot 206 so I went £110 to a
£50 car and unfortunately now I'm I'm.
Actually paying a bit more money for my cars.
But I liked it back in the day when when you were just driving
absolute scrappers and you felt like a king doing it.
So I don't know what the question was, but I hope I
answered it. Yeah. 1 Flying Irishman online.
PT versus in person PT. Is online training as good?
Starting to think it may be judging.
It may be judging by the amount of PTS I see at the gym that
just sit on their phones during sessions with their clients.
So I can only really talk about my experience of, you know,
being a big RIP bastard. But I'm only joking, so.
I I have done both and I have really good experiences both
because. I always went to the gym with
like no direction. I hear like I hear a One
Direction tribute band. So me.
Me and them were in between them going on.
Tour we we we all would have worked out together and.
I would have went to the gym and just done what you know, 10 reps
or something for biceps and 10 reps of them for chest and then
just like gone on the treadmill or something.
I, I didn't know what I was doing and still probably don't
know what I'm doing. And then I went to like an in
person PT. In the Clayton in Belt Clayton
Hotel in Belfast I was working with a guy called Gary and it
was brilliant. I really.
Enjoyed the in person part of PTN because you know there's no
real hiding plate. Like I'm decade thing decade
thing to say alert. I'm self motivated so like if I
am doing something then I'm all in.
I'm doing it. I will stick to it.
I don't need someone to be like. Are you sure you're doing this
OK? I will be doing the exercises
and stuff so it was good to just.
Work out with Gary, do a session with him and learn kinda when
you're in a gym what you should be doing.
So I really enjoyed that, but the only thing, the only thing I
couldn't really after a while do going forward with that was
commit to what day and time. I could be there.
And I I felt felt so shit cancelling sessions but I never
know what my day is going to look like during lockdown.
Have a better handle on it, but. Back then it was.
Like, you know, you might be asked to go for a.
Meeting in the BBC or you know, you might be asked to submit a
script for something. And so my days, I never knew
what the crack was with my days, but that was a brilliant way
working with Gary who now runs Thing Called Fitness Belfast
where? One of his main focuses is is
like yoga for guys. And I went to a couple of his
classes and absolutely phenomenal.
Really, really, really good. So if you ever think about doing
yoga and you're a fella and you may be worried about I wouldn't
even know how to start or I didn't either, I went.
To some of his classes and they were brilliant.
So I got a lot out of going to an in person PT.
Realised best way to utilise your time in the gym and what
helps is. Got on really really really well
personally and still do but the online PT and I think suits me
better personally because as I say, I'm self.
Motivated. I've got like some equipment in
the house, enough equipment to kind of get by, which is just
one kettlebell and steroids basically.
So what I do is just whack some gear in and then just do 7000
reps I'm reaching. But I find the online really
good because I can work away myself.
I can do it all from. Home and then I'm just sort of
checking in once a week and Matthew.
Who I PT with? Who's who's?
Absolutely brilliant again, I'm really good at sort of keep me
on course and there to I'm just going to give out like his
Twitter handle and stuff just in case you're like I want to do it
online and then I'm looking for something to go with.
Matthew has has been brilliant with me.
The strength coach, the ends. Yeah, I knew it wasn't inside
strength. That's it inside strength on
Instagram and and Twitter and and Facebook, all that kind of
thing. Matthew's brilliant Matthew,
Matthew McMahon. So we, we're doing like a 12
week programme, just about to finish it and then.
Hopefully he's up for. Going on to something else with
me, like alternate slightly, but I I love it.
I love it and I'm not that. By the way, this is not a sales
pitch for Go with Matthew. He has an he's an app called
True Coach, which is absolutely brilliant.
I sent him all the equipment I have.
He knows what I want, what my goals are and stuff.
And he's every week he sets me workouts that I just get through
my phone and take them off as a go.
There's explainer videos and all that.
So I find that like. A real good way to do it and I
actually did an episode of in case You're like what a Dick
just talking about health and fitness whenever you are a
comedian that looks like Ellen DeGeneres.
But if you if you actually are interested in me talking,
talking and then someone who actually knows what they're
talking about. I did Matthew's podcast, Inside
Strength, Inside Strength podcast, so you can find out and
listen to it. And that's me talking to him
about health and fitness and all that kind of thing.
So I hope that was in some way interesting too.
But yeah, I definitely see the American both in online and
actually going to the gym to do. Dean Carroll says.
Who's your favourite news reader?
Apart from Andy Peters, obviously.
Oh, Oh my. Favourite news reader?
It's hard to beat. STMCD.
Sir Trevor McDonald and I just heard, Sir.
Trev is a. Single again, he's living it up
on a bachelor pad in London. That is a showbiz story that I
enjoyed. But yes, Sir Trevor McDonald, I
like him. I like Rose Neil is good.
I like is it Joe Scott in BBC? She's good, obviously.
Look, Paul Clark man's a legend. Man's been around the block.
Enjoy him. Beverly says now that you're not
doing any more boy time podcasts, will you do more tea
with me podcasts? I, we do 3A week at the minute,
so I just, I probably can't, you know, there's the.
That's not a question. There is an episode on the
patreonpatreon.com/tea With Me podcast that goes out every
Monday with your Wednesday episode and a Friday episode of
the podcast. So Beverly, I, I mean, I can't
do more than that. I'm literally maxed out.
You know, if I drank any more cups of tea, I'd turn into a cup
of tea. That OK, yeah, Rebecca Patton
cats or dogs, probably dogs, but listen, not really fussed on
either the and I'll say I'll say.
This though there's dogs I likes, there's dogs I likes,
there's dogs I likes, there's dogs that I like and there's.
Cats that I like, but there are very few and I'm not not a dog
guy or not, not a cat guy, but I'm just not really into pets in
general. Mrs Colcheek, can you keep your
nose out of the cup when you're drinking tea?
Yeah. What are you trying to say?
I mean my. I have a very standard sized
hooter. You know, I broke my nose
playing in North football a couple years ago.
We got a slight bend in there, but it's nothing too bad.
It's nothing too bad, you know, It's like.
How do you describe it? It's like.
It's like the string and a bow and arrow.
If you just pulled it ever so slightly, you know what I mean?
Like you're not really noticing it, unlike some people who are
pulled the whole way back and you're like, hey, you know what
happened there? But.
Yeah, I've broken my nose. Before I can definitely keep my
nose out of a cup of tea when I'm drinking tea.
Otherwise I wouldn't drink tea because I would always have tea
in my nose and every time I sipped I would have to dry my
nose and I'd just hate that. I would really hate that.
Always funny when someone drinks a pint of Guinness and gets the
gets the like. Foam on their nose gets the head
on their nose. And then doesn't address it.
And there's a normal conversation to me that's always
funny. That is always funny.
And you guys know, I don't eat gluten.
I don't consume gluten. But the next time that I drink a
pint of Guinness, which will probably be soon, I'm, I'm
going. To drink it, next time I'm in a
bar I'm going to have a pint of Guinness because I miss it and
no one can stop me. Own cocky, if you could pick one
inspector gadget trait, what would it be like?
Go go gadget arm, etcetera. And I'd probably have that
superpower he had and where, you know, he he I think he was drink
driving or he caused an accident, but dangerous driving
killed someone in Ireland and then just absolutely got away
with it. So that way, you know, that
would be a trait. Not that I would ever obviously
drink drive, but you know, if I if I had some sort of accident
and I was going to get in trouble.
I would be like go, go gadget, you know, not guilty that that
would be one of them. Am I right in saying that?
I think. I was talking.
Literally talking about this the other day.
Matthew Broderick, who plays Inspector Gadget in the films,
who's married to Sarah Jessica Parker, was involved in like an
accident down South in the 1980s or 90s.
And like, it's one of those ones where like, somebody definitely
died thanks to his driving and he's like.
Here I'll just head over to America here there's.
There was something, something more to that.
I don't know what it is, though. And if you're listening,
Matthew, I apologise. We'll get you on the podcast.
We'll straighten that out. Joshua says Stephen Nolan versus
Pete Snodden, cage match. Who's your money on, right?
If Nolan's pumped up, you know, I mean, if Nolan is pumped up,
like if he was tearing, if he was in the mood he was when he
was tearing through the holy lands, you know, squaring up the
students, 100% Nolan. That's who my money's on.
And I think he finished in the first round, you know, Nolan.
What are you doing over there? Nolan all the way.
But if you know, if both guys are going in in the same
mindset, I'm back in snodding because Pete is in good shape.
He's a guy that takes care of himself.
He's a guy that, you know, I think would be quite methodical
in that I think if there was enough training for the fight,
enough of a training camp, I think Nolan might start off
training really hard for it. Then he then he'd lose his way,
then he'd get back, you know, he'd dip in and out where it's
not is going to be in the gym every day learning the
techniques. So I think Nolan might be a more
skilled foot, more of an aggressor.
But I'm back in Snowden to I'm back in Snowden to take him in
the 5th Mourn Mountains Brewery. What's your favourite Mourn
Mountains Brewery beer? Well, no one so far because #1
Mourn Mountainsbury. Don't follow me on Twitter.
It's just so weird. You would ask a question
whenever I put it out for on Twitter.
And secondly, if you're hinting that it would be you guys, it
won't be until you sponsor the podcast, unfortunately.
That's just the way it works. That is, that is just the way it
works. You ask me who my favourite fine
tea suppliers are, I say horny teas.
You ask me who my favourite painter decorator is and then he
said painter decorator. I'm sure he takes a pint.
It's Owen Murray, but he doesn't take a pint when he's painting
or decorating your house because he's sponsored a podcast episode
before. You ask me who my favourite
company are that specialise in the grooming of male pubic hair
and I'm saying manscaped. I'm saying manscape.com Tea with
me for 20% off from free shipping.
But I'm not saying more. Mountains Brewery, which does
sound delicious until you #1 sponsor the bug gas and #2 make
a gluten free beer. So don't be cheeky con gribbon
beside. Belfast What's your favourite
place you've done stand up? My favourite place I've done
stand up. Is LA was cool to do?
Stand up because I was doing stand up in LA, but I've
definitely done far better sets I would say.
Either New York, I'd say New York.
The stand in New York. Is the favourite.
Place I've done stand up because New York is one of the comedy
capitals of the world. And the stand.
Is just this brilliant venue the lineups?
Were insane and. I had a couple of nice sets when
I was there. I did an early show on a Late
Show. The Early Show I just went OK
and the Late Show had a good one.
Rebecca Pat Now, you've already asked that cats are dogs.
OK. Stephanie Marner, What's
something you've tried that you'll never try again?
Something I've tried but. Won't try again.
I don't know if I'm someone that.
Is either like? I'll try.
Anything or. Nah, you mean like I've never, I
was joking about 10 year early. I've never tried drugs like
proper drugs, you know, I mean like.
Like actual like actual drugs. And I have no no real no.
Curiosity for that, but what's something I've tried that'll
never try again? Marmalade.
Speaking of the hard stuff, I had marmalade on my toast
because we ran out of jam earlier in the week.
And don't get me wrong, I didn't mind marmalade, but it didn't
inspire me to ever want to try it again.
So there's that. So it's.
Something I it's one of my bucket, one of those bucket list
things, orange marmalade, that I've done it and I don't have to
do it again. Something I've something I've
tried that I'll never try again. I mean I can only think of food
and drink stuff. I mean, terrible content on a
podcast when you just have a guy thinking, well it's just one
person that does the podcast. No, I don't know, I don't know.
Also, before we move on, I want to thank everybody that listened
to the radio show on BBC Radio Ulster last week.
I host it by myself because Dave Elliott has had another one, a
beautiful baby girl called Matilda.
Let me just look for the right word.
Cute. So cute to have a little cute
baby girl and call him Matilda. Very, very cute.
And Dave has a very, very cute daughter called Holly.
So Dave just keeps having Dave and Catherine just having very
cute babies. And I love it.
And I think I could see Dave having 2025.
That's just my guess. I, I just think he will keep
having children. And I love it.
I love to see it. And I think he thinks of me as
one of his little children as well.
And I think that's a beautiful thing.
But I did the radio by myself for the first time.
I was so nervous, like so unbelievably nervous.
Because when, when for a split second, if I can't think of
something to say or I stall, Dave will jump in and vice
versa. And we just, we know each
other's brains scarily so well that we just know when the other
person needs like backup. So to not have that, I started
talking so fast at the start of the show.
And then I think I've got more to grips with it as it went on.
But but listen, your two favourite mates are back on this
week and it's our second last show.
It's our second last show. On on ready Wolster doing the
the old school dance which. It's it's a it's honestly a
pleasure to do it every week to play old school dance music.
With your best mate and the fact that people seem to really,
really enjoy the show, like all the messages that come in on
Instagram and. Twitter are a lot from podcast
listeners as well. So that's class.
When I see names I recognise and I'm reading them out it's it's
great. So we're doing two more and then
the show has finished its run, I guess.
And we're we're off air until next year, so.
I don't know what I don't know what we'll do in the meantime.
I do want to do something with Dave and we would we would love
to do some kind of broadcast type thing together to fill to
fill that in between. We're really also have another
show on and. So don't know, we're sort of
putting our heads together and thinking about something with
that because it just feels like there's like a bit of a movement
there, it feels like, and maybe I'm wrong to describe it as
that. Maybe.
I mean, I don't know what the word is but but I do think it's
like the same people listen to the.
Show and that's the first time we've had that so so yeah, I'm
grateful to everybody that listens and we're back. 6:00 BBC
Radio so you won't listen to any of the shows.
We've had on before, it's on BBC Sounds which is like iPlayer for
for radio and they have podcasts on there and stuff as well.
So we just. You get to hear me and Dave for
an hour and a half playing dance music, having a bit of crack in
between. So check those out.
That. I thought one more question.
That's it for the pod this week. I've got a guest on Friday.
I think we're doing maybe 4 guest episodes in the next week.
So a guest that we will have on next week is is Sam Holiday and
Kat Bear from 2 Door Cinema Club who are launching their own
podcast. So they're coming on my
inception for podcast. They're coming on my podcast.
They're going to talk about their podcast.
And then you can go listen to their podcast on their podcast
is very, very, very good because it's a great idea.
But we'll talk about, I'll talk. About that with them as they
come on as always. Cheers. patreon.com/TV with me
podcast. You want to support the podcast,
go on there, see what we have. I'm going to run through the
names of the I'm going to do the the roll call of shame of
everyone who supports podcast and we're just going to give
them a major shout out. And I meant to go patreon.com
and I went on the website theyrecalledparents.com.
And that is a website I will never go on because I do not
need told. How to raise my child.
Wow, great. Content.
Hey, man, cool content. Leave more spaces.
Patrons, where are you? Where are the we patriots?
These are. The people that support the
podcast week on week. We buy equipment like this.
Webcam is bought. It's a very, very top of the
range, very sexy webcam. It's bought with the Patreon.
Money, we're getting some stuff for the studio with it, so it's
always welcomed and I'm thanking these people right now.
All these people, big zippers, all these people prepared.
When they signed up for the Patreon, they are prepared to,
in their own words, go to war at a second's notice if anyone
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Look OK, Full disclosure there. Emma Coren this Emma surnames in
Irish. We respect that on the podcast.
But sometimes we aren't always able to pronounce it.
But what we do is we just, we just.
Where is the cup? We, we raise our cups and we
hopefully say don't, can't sue Pietron just because we don't
know exactly how to pronounce your surname.
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Oh, we have a question. By the way, I put I put the
questions out on Patreon. For people to get in there early
if you want to. And are my apples in brackets?
Tommy question for Danny Boy Surf surf.
If he could be the. If he could be the.
Backbone for any other podcast, What one would it be?
Now? A couple of things pissed me off
about this, and we're not going to spend too much time talking
about it. Tommy, what do you mean the
backbone of the podcast? Where is he?
I'm only joking to say my
wardrobe, no lesson. The backbone of this podcast is
undoubtedly Danny Boy served to be fair to him podcast
extraordinaire, but and if he could drive any other.
Podcast listen, he does drive another podcast.
We don't talk about it on this. It is not a local podcast.
It is a podcast for somebody who has a far higher profile than
me. And what do we do about that?
We bring that person down. That person is a major
celebrity. Major celebrity.
Household name. And producer Dan.
Trader to the zippers. To be fair, he was doing it way
before this. To be fair, it probably pays him
so much better than we pay him. But at the same time, he needs
to stop being a real turncoat, and he needs.
To cut all of his ties with not just the other work he does
professionally with his. Friends with his family and he
needs to move into the studio. Even though I don't do my
podcast really anymore in the studio, but I am hoping to he
needs to move in there in a little blow up bed and all
that's going to be there. All I want to be in the studio
it's a couple of microphones, Danny Boy surf surfing, a blow
up bed and a couple of couple of teapots which he can have.
But thanks for your question, Tommy.
But I am the backbone of this podcast, Cyprus.
Thank you very much for listening and watching.
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I think I got that URL. I don't know.
You just just find it, you know what I mean?
You'll find it for all the audio listeners.
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Thanks. Floyd Mayweather has that one.
But at the same time. I think we have beef and Floyd
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I should have stopped talking earlier.
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Cheers.