1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime big Deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,880 massager squeal. Save big on prime big deal days 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:26,480 October 8th and 9th. Zippers, welcome to this episode 5 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,800 of the Tea With Me podcast With me, your friend from high 6 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,240 school, she and Todd remember, we remember we used to go 7 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,760 fishing down by the river and the summer holidays. 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,680 It's that guy. Zippers. 9 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,080 Wow. We've got a lot to get through 10 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,560 in this episode. We're going to do your listeners 11 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,320 questions at the end. A lot of weird and wonderful 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,600 topics, but we should start by talking about this. 13 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:54,920 I have acquired myself. The Logitech C. 920 webcam and 14 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,560 they're not even sponsoring this podcast. 15 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,320 You're not going to believe this but I had to pay full price for 16 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,240 it. So I get it online. 17 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:05,519 It arrives at my house on the side of the box it says only 18 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:09,520 compatible with Windows. So I do a very me thing and box 19 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,480 it up and just get ready. They just leave it in the 20 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,320 storage cupboard. For 30 years. 21 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,320 Because I here's the thing, I've never returned. 22 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:20,360 I don't understand people who are returning things because I 23 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,560 know they make it easy for you to return stuff like they send 24 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,880 your returns label. But hey, that is a lot of admin 25 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,720 and I would prefer to just financially take the head if 26 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,000 that's what we got to do. That's what we got to do because 27 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:37,160 I'm not returning products. I just, I don't know. 28 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,120 I just think there's something really, really shameful joking. 29 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,600 No, I think you should return. Stuff I just feel like I can't 30 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,160 go through the hassle of doing it even though as I say, there 31 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,680 is literally 0 hassle so I get this webcam. 32 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,800 I'm excited about it because obviously I'm going to start an 33 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,080 Only Fans account, which. Here's the thing. 34 00:01:56,080 --> 00:02:00,240 Is Only Fans a website for just like people to strip on webcams? 35 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,920 And post sexy pictures or is there another side to it where 36 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,400 people are just like, you know, doing acoustic covers? 37 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,520 Is it let me is only fans. It's just a way for me to look 38 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,800 at only fans. I have to do it from podcast 39 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,800 here. Only fans, right? 40 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,240 Let me see, Cardi B has an only fans. 41 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:26,360 Sure. Oh, you have to sign up, right? 42 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,720 You have to sign up and it looks like and let's just say. 43 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,880 This fitness models and we all know what that means. 44 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:40,520 So I'm only joking, but I'm not. Yeah, like young actors are on 45 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,000 Only Fans. A guy has it. 46 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,920 Well, I thought it was just one. Yeah, let me see. 47 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,440 So there's a guy from Teen Wolf, the TV programme, like the new 48 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:57,720 one called Tyler Posey. And obviously listen, if you're 49 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,240 called Tyler Posey, you're not not going to have an only fans 50 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,680 account. And yeah, he created one and he 51 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,520 posted a trailer like video featuring himself naked while 52 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,960 sitting on a stool. With his legs. 53 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,960 Cross playing guitar. How much Make this because I'm 54 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,880 Bennett. Hey, how much will it cost to 55 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,520 subscribe to your channel? Because here are all my bank 56 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,800 details. You're telling me I get to see 57 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,400 this guy naked sitting on a stool with his legs for us, 58 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,120 playing a guitar. Hello, dream man. 59 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,360 He. Oh, no. 60 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,360 As a caption, he wrote. You guys asked. 61 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,320 For it and I supplied I now have an only fans follow the link in 62 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:38,760 my bio and come get wet with me. Ha ha hey man, no one's laughing 63 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,640 and let me let me watch this trailer right now. 64 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,480 Oh shit, that's so loud. That's all out of my headphones. 65 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,200 That's all out of my headphones. I'm going to use the video. 66 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,880 I don't know if you guys heard that, but you know. 67 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,840 OK, so his only fans. Oh yeah, he's kind of naked. 68 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,400 Oh yeah, he's naked playing guitar. 69 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,960 Ah mate, don't do that. Don't be. 70 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,920 Don't be doing that. Yeah, it's weird. 71 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,280 I mean, what's funny is if if me or anyone, like anyone else, 72 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,400 moderately well known from Northern Ireland started and 73 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:13,520 only fans, you'd have like 4 subscribers and three of them 74 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,240 would be guys in the mid 40s. OK, all right guys, come get wet 75 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,040 with me. Everyone you know, go, hey, what 76 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,160 are you doing? What are you doing? 77 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,520 Big Tyler Posey Shout out to my man Tyler Posey. 78 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,080 Let's get him. Let's hashtag get him on the 79 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,520 pod. So anyway. 80 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,400 I. Figured out through extensive 81 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,520 research that actually you just can use these on Macs. 82 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,360 And it's pretty sly logic tech to just go here, don't be using 83 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,640 this on a Mac because it won't work. 84 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,160 And then you plug it in and it does work. 85 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,920 So anyway, this should hopefully be a clearer picture for the 86 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,320 video podcast. And I'm going to get a wee light 87 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,000 as well, like a wee makeup light as well for for looking good for 88 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,920 Tyler Posey. Tyler Posey, Name of this week's 89 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,520 episode, but. Yeah. 90 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,200 All I'm saying is I'm just trying to make a better home set 91 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,000 up Hop in here because we are. Doing some interviews this week 92 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,880 in the studio interview episodes, but I think if there 93 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,520 is going to be another lockdown, hashtag sly there. 94 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:12,480 That was my elbow, by the way. Then I'm going to need to have a 95 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,800 bit more of a home studio set up. 96 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,920 Here is the mug I'm drinking out of this week. 97 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:22,920 I don't know if you can see it. Jawbox Belfast Gin, and that's a 98 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:27,520 mug somebody gave me. And Jawbox is 1 one of one of 99 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:31,640 the gins that the money told would let pastor his lips. 100 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,080 Let's put it that way. I'm a big fan of Jawbox. 101 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,840 Not they're not sponsoring this episode, but Jerry, who owns 102 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:42,040 Jawbox is a gentleman and and I'm a big fan of their gin. 103 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,120 I haven't drank gin in so long. I haven't drank gin in well. 104 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,800 Over a year because Gin just goes down so easy. 105 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,680 And that is a very weird thing for a 32 year old male to say in 106 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,120 his podcast. That's a If Joanna Lumley had a 107 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,720 podcast, that's what she would be saying. 108 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,600 Oh, darling, gin goes down so easy. 109 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,160 That's that. I mean, that was Doc Cotton, 110 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,520 but. Gin. 111 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,080 Shout out that dot. Cotton remember Nana moon from 112 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,920 EastEnders died in EastEnders and in West Belfast somewhere 113 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:17,280 someone spray painted a wall and RIP Nana moon and I nearly died 114 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,960 because I just love the idea that that's something that 115 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:24,200 everyone in Belfast can agree on that that Nana moon God restor 116 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,120 is is big loss to soap world but. 117 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,880 What was I talking? About Oh yeah, gin. 118 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,960 So if I drink gin, I don't realise I'm getting drunk. 119 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,400 Because like, if you're drinking. 120 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,280 Pints of cider, which is what I normally drink. 121 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,720 You know, you, you understand, because you're drinking so much 122 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,600 volume, you're like, Jesus, It's hard to get through. 123 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:46,280 After a while, whereas gin and lemonade, which is one of my 124 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,360 cheeky tipples like most people go gin and tonic IA 100% go gin 125 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,760 and lemonade. I keep scratching my nose. 126 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,200 Probably because of what I was doing before this podcast. 127 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:02,160 But imagine, imagine I imagine. I was just taking gear. 128 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:06,280 I have really Cheetos. Flat out before on my podcast 129 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:12,600 it'd be very weird, but. What am I what? 130 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:16,640 What am I talking about? What am I talking about? 131 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:21,400 Gin. The longest ramble set up to a 132 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,200 thing that is not really a thing. 133 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,560 It's just me saying I like to drink gin. 134 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,080 I haven't drank gin in a while and one time I was at. 135 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,400 A Christmas party or house warming party, I can't remember. 136 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,920 Some sort of do at my friend Nathan Lawrence house and and I 137 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,520 started to tell people at the house that I was planning to 138 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:45,560 propose to my my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time. 139 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,480 And I was telling people too loudly and I was telling too 140 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,280 many people and going like this. SH. 141 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:55,200 Don't say anything that I realised I had to take myself 142 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,760 out of the equation or was going to BLOB about it. 143 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,920 So I just demanded to be taken home really early in the night 144 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,520 and everyone's like, Oh my God, did he have to go home because 145 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,840 he was so drunk? And I was like, no, I turned in 146 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,640 such a middle-aged gendering woman. 147 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,120 I was like, no, I have to go home because I don't trust my 148 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,080 mouth. Take Me Home. 149 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,200 Somebody not, and I'm sitting in the back seat. 150 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,720 Put me in the boot and Take Me Home. 151 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:24,080 Put me on your parcel shelf. So see, that was funny. 152 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,640 Then I had to explain to my wife, like way down the line 153 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,920 later, I was like, the reason I had to leave that party that 154 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,760 night is because loose links, loose lips sink ships. 155 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,960 And I was about to put down the Titanic. 156 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:40,799 You know, I like gin. I like gin and lemonade, but I 157 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,120 drink a lot of it. Also. 158 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,560 Once as our party, my friend. Steven's house. 159 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:50,560 And it was a house warming party and I drank pretty much a bottle 160 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,400 of gin and and there and there was sick. 161 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,280 You know, just went up to his bathroom sick in a sink. 162 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,960 And most people probably would say that's bad etiquette. 163 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,520 You got to be sick in someones toilet. 164 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,800 But no, I, I vomit in a little parcel. 165 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,200 So I just. That's the noise I go. 166 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,720 That's a noise I make when I'm sick. 167 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,840 And it was a it was a, let's just say it was a very 168 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:15,800 Protestant amount for the sink to handle and it would have been 169 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,120 wasted doing it in the toilet. And I don't like anyone telling 170 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,880 me where to be sick. But anyway, I like Gin and I 171 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,080 want to get on with the podcast because I want to talk about 172 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,440 this. We haven't done TripAdvisor in a 173 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,240 while. In the TripAdvisor section in 174 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,560 the podcast, I look at some of the worst TripAdvisor comments 175 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,160 for a business. And then we just see what people 176 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,840 are saying. Why not this week for 177 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,320 TripAdvisor? For bad TripAdvisor, Look at 178 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,640 Burger King. Bad TripAdvisor. 179 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,080 Burger King. Belfast City centre, let's 180 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,640 philtre the worst. Reviews. 181 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:53,240 Now I'm going to point out that there's always really good 182 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,880 reviews of places, but we don't read those. 183 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,560 So I'm saying I'm reading out the terrible ones, but that is 184 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,920 no. Reflection on the restaurant 185 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,200 because anything we look at in this, it always says like good 186 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,280 and bad, but we're just looking at the bad. 187 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:10,320 So let me see. Terrible. 188 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,960 So we're going to click on Terrible now, as always with 189 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:18,120 these reviews, I don't know whoever has that bad of a meal 190 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,800 experience, they want to go on TripAdvisor and just berate the 191 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,440 restaurant. But people do do it and Vincent 192 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,440 J is no exception. Food was cold and a member of 193 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,400 staff was mopping floors where we were eating. 194 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,800 Would never go back to disgusting place. 195 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,840 Yeah, I mean it seems like his gripe is that the staff were 196 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,240 cleaning up, but that offends Vincent. 197 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,960 Jay's like absolute disgrace. Bring on the filth. 198 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,480 Joss, whose pitcher is a pitcher of Avicii. 199 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,560 So it may well just be a person who looks a lot like Avicii. 200 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,800 The food is disgusting. In it, felt sick for two days 201 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,520 after it. Plus the manager is very rude 202 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,240 and unhelpful. I mean, when you started being 203 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:03,320 sick, you probably said. So wake me up and it's all over. 204 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,160 When I'm not sick, then I am somewhere. 205 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,160 The manager is very rude and unhelpful. 206 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:18,360 Sick for two days. ACMT says last time I will be in 207 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,240 this place as someone. Who cannot eat mayonnaise and 208 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:25,360 specifies no Mayo in the order every single time the burgers 209 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,840 arrive with Mayo on. That's a story of my life, I say 210 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,160 specifically. No Mayo, I will die if there's. 211 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,760 Mayo on my burger. They bring me Mayo. 212 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,840 Just pay £5.10 for a burger, not the meal. 213 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,960 Ask for the bacon, lettuce, no Mayo. 214 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,960 Opened it up, not bacon, but covered in Mayo. 215 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,520 So not just. What I like? 216 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,320 About that is not just a bit of Mayo. 217 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,920 I like it that when they ordered the person in burger in Belfast 218 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:51,400 was like here smother. That mayonnaise, they either 219 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,320 said they were allergic to mayonnaise or they said give me, 220 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,520 you can't give me enough mayonnaise. 221 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,360 How difficult can it be? The guy making the burgers? 222 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,960 The guys making the burgers are standing 5 feet behind. 223 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,760 The person taking the order won't be back again. 224 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,080 Won't. Be back again. 225 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,400 That person just want one contribution to TripAdvisor, so 226 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:21,240 they set up an account. To say that Astro. 227 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,400 Astro. Bells. 228 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:28,840 Astro Astro Balls has given 14 reviews out before and 10 of 229 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,440 them have been excellent, so you know he's not just giving bad 230 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,120 reviews for no reason. Terrible fast food. 231 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,320 Nothing good about this fast food. 232 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,040 The crew gave us the wrong order and wrong receipt. 233 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,560 Hey who the fuck are the crew? Do you mean the people? 234 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,280 Working there? Or do you mean like some guys in 235 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,960 leather jackets walking about pushing people saying hey don't 236 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,360 get in the wrong side of the crew? 237 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,160 Terrible fast food. This place should close. 238 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:57,280 I think this place is no manager or supervisor or is there? 239 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:08,440 Shit MSS filthy. Our view, while Steven was a 240 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,440 huge doormat, needed all the dirt and fluff hoovered off it. 241 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,400 Well, where were you eating your food? 242 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,960 Face down. On the doormat. 243 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,080 Our view was a huge how big is the doormat that you couldn't 244 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,800 look anywhere else because surely the doormat is at the 245 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:27,400 door. White metal tables were actually 246 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,960 black with years of dirt. The whole place needed upgrading 247 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,160 a good deep clean. Can't believe this restaurant is 248 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,400 in a prime spot in Belfast. Embarrassing. 249 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,920 Feel embarrassed for any tourist visit in the city. 250 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,480 So much nicer places to eat. The Nest filth, Yeah. 251 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,400 I mean, if they're tourists visit in the city, they probably 252 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,080 won't be headed straight to Burger King. 253 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,040 If they are looking for a better culture, they're not going to 254 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,760 get off the cruise ship and be like ah. 255 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,960 What is this place? A beauty. 256 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,880 These guys are the king of burgers. 257 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,360 Oh, it must be amazing. It is a burger royalty. 258 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:04,120 I must try I asked for no mail. What is this what is this I 259 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,360 asked for no mail. I asked for no mail. 260 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,960 The guys give me one litre Mayo. My burger was so cool when I 261 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,160 opened its pocket, my daughter couldn't finish hers as we just 262 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,400 felt I'll with the. Surroundings we'll never be back 263 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,880 I mean OK the place might need decorating who's looking around 264 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:25,480 a bit like oh I got to be sick or entitled to these people Oh 265 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,680 my daughter's going to be sick you're this is me after a jet Oh 266 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,080 my daughter's going to be sick as your place is so garish 267 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,720 putting your wallpaper up my child is going to. 268 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,880 Vomit on their feet. Should be closed down. 269 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:45,920 Filthy Francis this burger. Change your clothes to save the 270 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,760 reputation of other outlets. So thinking of the bigger Burger 271 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:54,640 King picture, here our chicken. Was better described as rubber 272 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:59,480 strips from pepper. Unpalatable onion rings were 273 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,120 silver cooked. They were dried out and dark 274 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,320 brown. Staff presentation was 275 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,040 unacceptable for the chain standards. 276 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,440 Why? What are you expecting? 277 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,280 Staff presentation wasn't good. I mean, some of these guys were 278 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,680 six out of 10s. They looked untidy, even 279 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,960 scruffy, dirty and unhygienic. Hey, it's called being a 280 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,400 hipster. Staff with long hair had a tie 281 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,880 back being so long the ponytail fell forward. 282 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,480 And that was both in the cooking and serving areas. 283 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,320 Yeah. Why? 284 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,560 Why I mean that? Is weird. 285 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,240 Why is the king himself just employing like like Rapunzel? 286 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,160 Like people with the longest hair in Belfast? 287 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,840 We would visit again. Would we visit again? 288 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,120 Definitely not. Staff and building a good scrub. 289 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:43,960 I mean sly. I wish to give a 0 rating but 290 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,520 the lowest I can give is A1 on this site which is misleading as 291 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,760 that's more than Burger King deserves signed off Francis. 292 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,920 And Francis has given 11 reviews before, and they've all been 293 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,880 poor, terrible. So I think Francis, Francis W, 294 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:05,760 you might be the problem, Grace. The staff were quite rude. 295 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,720 This made me very uncomfortable eating here. 296 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,400 Don't recommend at all. Not good experience. 297 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:15,720 The staff made me uncomfortable. Yeah, that's because you went 298 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,760 and fooled McDonald's merch, you know what I mean? 299 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,200 The staff were just sticking up for Burger King. 300 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:27,040 PGSME just writes slow and disgusting. 301 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,440 Now that is a pretty strong way to review. 302 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,840 Something arrived on Sunday evening, a bit of a queue. 303 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,040 But since it's fast. Food. 304 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,520 I thought it wouldn't take too long. 305 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:41,080 The kids were looking forward to a treat. 25 minutes later I got 306 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,080 served. There were plenty of staff but 307 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,760 they all appeared to be in go slow mode and were lethargic and 308 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:49,120 disinterested. Hey, translation all stoned. 309 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,920 That's a guess. Took the kids to the toilet 310 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,080 before leaving. They were filthy. 311 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,320 Sinks were disgusting. I think it means it's children. 312 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,000 Sinks were disgusting. One top didn't work and there 313 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,680 was no toilet roll. Hardly good enough for an eating 314 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,920 establishment. I was really annoyed at this 315 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,920 stage so decided to speak to a manager. 316 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,280 Hello, is that Sir Alex Ferguson? 317 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,119 Why are you phoning me to tell me about Burger King toilets in 318 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,319 Belfast, Sir Alex? Why are you talking in a totally 319 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:19,160 different accent though? You've always talked in, now 320 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,640 just banter. All right, we'll cheaters. 321 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,920 I'm going back to my whopper here. 322 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,640 The manager looked about 12 and when I said we waited 25 minutes 323 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,120 to get served, she replied it was busy and people had called 324 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,240 in sick. As for the toilets, they are 325 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,960 checked regularly. Well, clearly they aren't. 326 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,960 Will not be back. I mean, I like this setup. 327 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,400 You've got a 12 year old manager, of course things aren't 328 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,360 going to happen to the best standards. 329 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,600 You know we've ran out of Toilet Roll 12. 330 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,920 Year old managers like I don't care. 331 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,480 I quite literally don't care, I'm 12. 332 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,800 Nikoj says junkie place and slow service. 333 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,640 Now. Oh no. 334 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,960 This. Disgusting place for junkies 335 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,640 with drug aluminium down the floor in the toilets and a very 336 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,080 long queue to order. Now what I like about that is 337 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,440 you even feel the need to be like here. 338 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,560 The queues are pretty long too if that is true. 339 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,160 You know what I mean? Someone's. 340 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:17,080 Like I I had me and my family had to do the long jump over 341 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,320 heroin filled syringes. Oh my God, that's certainly you. 342 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,520 Haven't heard the worst of it, Deidre. 343 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,640 Waited 7 minutes on a whopper? What? 344 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,080 That's disgusting. You should. 345 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,760 You should phone no one. About that, I know 7 minute we 346 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,520 timed it. We don't know. 347 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,760 I was talking about the heroin needles. 348 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:44,160 Yes, they were bad too. I can get sly when people like, 349 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,440 call people by name, like this person from Athens in Greece. 350 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,280 Rarely have I. Experienced customer service in 351 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,160 such a low level. Went here for lunch with a 352 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,720 friend and I ordered a burger and a chocolate Oreo shake. 353 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,040 Someone's not on the diet. When the clerk in brackets, 354 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,280 Chloe served me my shake I she served. 355 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,560 It looked by the This person ordered a large shake. 356 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,320 It looked the same as a normal shake. 357 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,000 I asked Chloe. It was a chocolate shake. 358 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,360 She confirmed this without looking. 359 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,520 Well, hey, Chloe's a pro, you know what I mean? 360 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,240 Chloe has that that chocolate shake sense. 361 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,920 She's like, yes mate, I made the manager aware of this. 362 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,320 He told me it was a normal shake, told Chloe to make me a 363 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:25,400 chocolate one, which she did put in what seemed like way too much 364 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,120 chocolate in. You can't, so it's too much 365 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,120 chocolate now. Here we go. 366 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,920 He's from Athens, right? So he goes up and he goes. 367 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,080 How do they speak? Mites he got, he goes up. 368 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,160 And he's like. Chloe might. 369 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,720 I've asked for chocolate shake. It's no chocolate shake. 370 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,080 Chloe's looked at. No. 371 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,480 Chloe hasn't looked at it. That's the point. 372 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,840 Chloe's gone. It is, mate. 373 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,360 No, but there is no chocolate mate. 374 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,640 It is. Don't make me look at it. 375 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,840 May I speak to manager please? Manager is this chocolate shake? 376 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,400 Manager's like Nah mate, no chocolate in that manager Chloe. 377 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,040 Make him a chocolate milkshake here, Chloe. 378 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,160 Fair enough. Fires chocolate into it, guy. 379 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,560 Back up, Chloe. He's too much chocolate. 380 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,440 Chloe is just doing her job that that would never be a problem 381 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,560 for anyone with a normal attitude either. 382 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,240 Give me loads of chocolate here. Result. 383 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:25,640 This guy region. Chloe did this without but with, 384 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,320 but not without making a comment about how I needed to ask for 385 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,800 chocolate, which I did. Talking with friends, I can 386 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,880 confirm this is not the first time this has happened. 387 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,480 The staff at this restaurant do not seem to care much about 388 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,520 customer service. OK, but you're you're. 389 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,040 Travelling from Athens and Greece. 390 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,680 So here were you, what friends were you talking to that were 391 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:46,000 like actually might I have been to same restaurant? 392 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,080 Did Chloe not look at your shake? 393 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,200 By the way, where are we from? We are from all different parts 394 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,120 of the world. Might. 395 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,920 But in Athens, the main thing we talk about is Chloe does not 396 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:04,640 look at the shake. Do you think when he finished he 397 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,640 took the shake and just threw it down the ground, smashed it? 398 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,640 That's a joke about great people smashing things, which you 399 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:17,800 actually do do. Let me look for one more 400 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:22,200 terrible one. Chips. 401 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,600 Didn't even put chips in the bag. 402 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:29,400 Right here we go, Tommy. Burger King is fit for a 403 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,960 peasant. Burger King is not fit for a 404 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,560 peasant. Total disappointment. 405 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,400 Burger King tasted of dirty steel, fat, dirty floors and 406 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,320 very tired looking decor. Has not had a. 407 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,920 Facelift in over 15 years. Cold upstairs just. 408 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:51,840 Don't use the toilets, Brian M just says. 409 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,520 Disgusting. Staff. 410 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,360 Just work there for the money with no care. 411 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:59,200 For service, OK, yeah. More you'll you're going to find 412 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,320 Brian made 99% of people who work in jobs do it for the money 413 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,000 you're going to find. And there will be exceptions to 414 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,760 this, but not everyone in Burger King is working in Burger King 415 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,160 because they're passionate about grilled meat. 416 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,640 Not everyone who works in Burger King is passionate about flame 417 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,200 grilling burgers. You're going to find a lot of 418 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,440 people who work in Burger King and indeed any job or working in 419 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,480 that job for money because Brian, you know what money 420 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,440 means. You can be alive, you know, 421 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,080 Brian, at the same time, having a passion for something is 422 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,840 great, but that's just a bonus. But people probably are 423 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,640 attracted to work in Burger King because. 424 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,480 It is a job. So that means they have money 425 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,200 Brian, and that means they can spend that money Brian on 426 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,720 luxuries such as, I don't know, rent and food. 427 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,720 To be fair, Brian's from Bangor, so I think his attitude is like 428 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:58,400 on. I was served by a supervisor and 429 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,120 was not. Happy outdated toilets from the 430 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,040 Stone Age. That's a real banger attitude 431 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,560 that you would genuinely think that you know what I mean? 432 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,000 You'd go and look at it. And the toilets probably like 10 433 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,560 years out of date, but people from Bangor like Brian. 434 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:16,840 Will go in and look at it and be like Oh no, these Time Team have 435 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,440 just been in the film an episode here. 436 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,160 Food was cold, the fries tasted that were cooked from old oil, 437 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,960 Had spent over £10 hardly at the food went to McDonald's and far 438 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:34,960 better in every way. Mr. Anderson, the peasant of the 439 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,160 burger. Corporate cost too much for an 440 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:38,960 excuse. Of the burger. 441 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,240 Also, the chips are worst of all the fast food restaurants. 442 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,160 So what we're going to do just to balance this out is we're 443 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,000 going to find an excellent review and read that just to 444 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:53,960 show people that some people absolutely love it. 445 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,120 Oh, brilliant. Someone with the username The 446 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,960 Daily Spoofer leaves an excellent review because I want 447 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:04,040 to balance it out here. 5 stars in January 2017 and they start 448 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,200 like this. Vince Lombardi is quoted as 449 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,840 saying perfection is not attainable, but if we chase 450 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,760 perfection we can catch excellence. 451 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:15,440 Stop the carve any baby, get the cuffs and book them in Burger 452 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,200 King in Belfast beside the City Hall. 453 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,640 Just serve me a meaty. Festival of culinary delight. 454 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:26,440 A grass fed beast of joy was enjoyed with seasonal salad and 455 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,640 free. Reject mail. 456 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,720 I think this guy might have been spoofed too. 457 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,800 Also may I add the triple fried salty fries were a complete 458 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,480 saliva dripping. Treat executed with two sachets 459 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,440 of Heinz's finest Red Corson. Corson. 460 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,880 Some of your finest. Read please. 461 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,760 Just. Squeezing it out of the wee 462 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,760 tube. What I like is that this person, 463 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,360 by the way, that's a fantastic review. 464 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,800 I like that. They have probably asked the 465 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,040 staff all these questions and the staff are just like yes 466 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,920 mate, not listening to the question. 467 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,960 Excuse me, is the. Mayo in this free range? 468 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,640 Yes mate. OK, and is it vegan? 469 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,440 Yes mate. Alright, but is there dairy in 470 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,520 it? Yes mate I absolutely love that. 471 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:14,960 I just wish that this person had left more more reviews but they 472 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,880 haven't. You're a beautiful person, 473 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,520 whoever you are. Yeah, I really enjoy that 474 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,280 perfection. Grass fed beef, free range Mayo, 475 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,760 that's what we're all about. Also toilets. 476 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:31,520 Disgusting. I'm waiting to find out what the 477 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,920 crack with stand up shows is. Still, nobody knows the 478 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,720 executive of, just the. Northern Ireland Assembly or 479 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,240 whatever the government that I don't really understand it, 480 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,720 I'll. Criticise it, but I don't. 481 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,400 Understand it. They have said that. 482 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:51,040 They're going to curfew. At 10:30, I think 10:30 or 10 483 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,760 all bars in Belfast and Northern Ireland and what that means is 484 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:01,920 we can probably still do stand up, but it mean on my hair just 485 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:07,000 cannot be tamed it means that. Everyone has to be out way 486 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,680 earlier. It means they're telling the 487 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,160 bars to open but they're like definitely close at a time when 488 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,160 people would be going to bars and they're going to have 489 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,080 everybody out at the same time out in the street. 490 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:24,320 Dublin roads going to be packed. They're going to they they 491 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,360 clearly when people. Leave a bar at 10 or half ten, 492 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,960 they are going to go back to someone's house because they're 493 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,000 blitzed and they'll be like fuck it, we don't care. 494 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,960 So what you're going to have, you're going to create a house 495 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,680 party, More of a house party culture. 496 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,360 No one's going to buy bars close at 10 or half 10. 497 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,240 Nobody's gone unless it's for a very specific reason, like if a 498 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,240 show. Can go ahead. 499 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,720 So they're basically being like bars you need to open, but we're 500 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:52,840 tying your hands. And I don't want to go on about 501 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:57,280 this on every podcast, but I will make an open invitation to 502 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,160 any politician who's dealing with this sort of thing to. 503 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,680 Come on the podcast, we'll do it in the studio in Hollywood or 504 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,840 we'll do it over Zoom and we will. 505 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,080 I'll sort my hair out for it because at the minute it's just 506 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,960 an absolute disgrace and the law unto itself. 507 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,680 But like the. Burger King toilets. 508 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,320 But anyone who would, come on, let's do it. 509 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,960 Let's have a chat. Let's let's see what we can do 510 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,120 because so many people that do this sort of job, I do have so 511 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,360 many questions and they're just getting no answers. 512 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,200 So I'd love to get Arlene Foster on the podcast, Michelle O'Neill 513 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,200 whoever Jerry Adams. I mean, I don't know if he's. 514 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,960 Involved with it, but. You know, I think there's 515 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,400 questions we need answer to. So. 516 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,960 That that is an open. I mean, I'm going to go in the 517 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,000 limb here and assume that Arnie Foster and Michelle will need. 518 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,680 Don't watch or listen to the podcast but I'm sure friends of 519 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,000 theirs. Do so, I don't know, let's just 520 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,120 make it happen anyway. I need to lift my mood. 521 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,720 So we're going to do listeners questions. 522 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:56,120 And when I said I need to lift my mood, it made me think that 523 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,120 some people might think I'm talking about a guy called My 524 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,600 Mood, and that's maybe a new feature on the podcast. 525 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,400 Also. Here's this weird thing where 526 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:08,360 people are writing. Them what is the thing? 527 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:13,280 Shit ratioed or something? Where you write under a post 528 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,440 ratioed and then you try and get more likes on that than the 529 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,520 original post. And it's really weird. 530 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,400 And this like guy did, I'm gonna assume he's like a very young 531 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,640 guy who follows me. And I'm assuming he's a young 532 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,080 guy because his picture is, is like is a footballer. 533 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,640 And then he was like, I just put up a gig post like weeks ago or 534 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:36,280 whatever, and he wrote like ratioed and I was like, I don't 535 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,040 know what you mean. And he's like, oh, virgin now, 536 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,080 his pitcher, his. Username on his. 537 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,720 Pitcher was a footballer like a Premier League footballer, so. 538 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,800 Guys, we had to block someone today. 539 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,560 We had to block someone today and when I'm too old to 540 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,960 understand what you're trying to do humour wise, you get blocked. 541 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,400 And that is quite hypocritical because I'm like, let's get a 542 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,360 podcast. Let's get a politician under the 543 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,440 podcast because I don't understand and I want to. 544 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,800 But at the same time, I'm just saying. 545 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,280 You're blocked. To someone who I don't 546 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,400 understand. So, you know, it's it's six and 547 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,160 one, it's half a dozen of the other there. 548 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,720 And that's a phrase I've never understood. 549 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,680 Patrick Quinn, BGIC bijic Belfast guy in China. 550 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,160 At what point of growing up would you say you were at the 551 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:31,800 pinnacle of your coolness? I've never really been cool and 552 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,800 I know there'll be everyone listening being like mom, don't 553 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,600 be ridiculous. You're basically the like a 554 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,000 modern day version of the phones. 555 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,240 I've never been cool. I'm not going to be cool in a 556 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,360 second because I'm going to have to plug my laptop into the 557 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,080 mains, which is over on the other side of the room. 558 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,400 So I'll have to bring the laptop over and you know that will be a 559 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,440 whole thing and that's not cool. That's not smooth. 560 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,880 But then. I know I've never. 561 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,240 I'm probably. This is a sad fact. 562 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,320 I'm probably. Cooler now than I've ever been. 563 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,480 And that's sad because we can all face it now. 564 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,560 I'm not that cool of a get. What I mean? 565 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,440 It's not for me to say if you think I'm sweet or whatever. 566 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:14,240 It depends. It depends, you know, back in 567 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,280 the. Day, let's just say. 568 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:20,240 Back in the day I was in the. Scouts, which isn't cool. 569 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,880 But let's just say I was a little bit of a messer in the 570 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,720 Scouts. Now, does that make me cool? 571 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,680 No. But 1% less cool, yes. 572 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,520 Now this is the coolest I've ever been. 573 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,760 I'm, I mean, I'm pretty cool now, you know, I mean. 574 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,920 Like, I'm pretty down with it, you know, young people send me 575 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,160 messages on Twitter. With some modern slang and I 576 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,120 block them. So I'm a, I'm a cool guy, you 577 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,160 know what I mean? I'm down. 578 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,240 I'm down with the kids. I want to say down with the 579 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,840 kids. I'm blocking the kids on social 580 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,320 media as soon as they say something I don't understand. 581 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,560 And that's, that's the way it in, in the words of Tupac, 582 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,640 that's just the way it is. Patrick. 583 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,240 I've never been cooler than I am now. 584 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,120 So I'm enjoying it. Terry Chardon says, is this you? 585 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,120 And it's a, it's street art in Belfast, Terry, It isn't. 586 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,240 It isn't, but if anybody does want to do street art of me in 587 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,800 Belfast, do it. But I swear, don't mug me off. 588 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,520 Like don't give me big long fingers. 589 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:19,000 Don't do like don't have like a 30 foot wall and do me like 5 590 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,560 feet my body at the top and then make my fingers come the whole 591 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,560 way down the street level. Don't, don't do that. 592 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,440 I know I said that somebody will do it. 593 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,920 Sean Webb how is West End girls not fancy enough for your Friday 594 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,160 night radio show? I've complained to six separate 595 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,840 people about this. They don't care either. 596 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,720 Sean. It's it's not me. 597 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,960 It's just not dancing enough because it's dancy in that, 598 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,200 listen, I have a bottle of gin and I'm going to dance to that 599 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,720 with my trousers off. But it's. 600 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,040 More the the the radio shows old school dance. 601 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,200 You know what I mean? That's that's the vibe. 602 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,280 Whereas West End Girls is more, you know what I mean? 603 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,320 Your mummy's dancing to it. In a West End town, the dead end 604 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,720 wild the East End boys and West End girls. 605 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,800 In a West End town, the dead end wild the East End boys and West 606 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:12,400 End girls. West End Girls, if, when, why, 607 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,400 what? How much have you got? 608 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,160 You know, don't get me wrong, I respect the song to the point 609 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,360 where I do a dead on impression. Of it because I love it so much 610 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,400 but it's it's not going to make it on unfortunately. 611 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,840 Ross Sterling is chiffon green always in vogue. 612 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,600 I don't I don't know what that is but I'll Google it and if I 613 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,080 don't know what it is and I think. 614 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,640 It's something young people are into. 615 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,080 Ross, I'm going to. You're getting blocked. 616 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,760 Chiffon, green, chiffon, chiffon. 617 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,800 Is that am I saying, right? It's a colour. 618 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,840 Is it always in vogue? Oh, it's that dark green, Yeah. 619 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,880 That's always in vogue. That is 100% always in vogue, 620 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,200 Ross, because it's like it's old school glamour, that colour, you 621 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,400 know what I mean? It's it's nostalgia. 622 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,640 It's something I could definitely see, you know, 623 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:07,040 high-powered female business bosses wearing and female 624 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,240 business bosses. Is is definitely a podcast. 625 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,400 I'm sure that exists somewhere. But yeah, that colour green is 626 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,120 always in vogue. And I'll be honest, I love it. 627 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,680 And I'll be honest, it's behind me. 628 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,880 And now that's just because it's not bright in here. 629 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,720 That's actually not what colour is, but that's what colour it 630 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,160 looks. So I'm going to have to plug my. 631 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,880 You're getting to see my. Hall here, by the way, my 632 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:33,320 upstairs hall. Jesus Christ if this breaks. 633 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,560 Right hang. On I'm going to have to plug the 634 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,760 laptop. Well, I just keep going. 635 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,680 Well, let's keep rolling. Right, let's do it so. 636 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,960 What I hear as well is whenever I take headphones off, my ears 637 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,800 stick to my head and it looks really weird because actually I 638 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,480 have big ears but it suits my head so there you go. 639 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:54,400 Hang on of Jesus Christ tonight. Hold on now. 640 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,640 Jesus. Here we. 641 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,440 Go. Brilliant. 642 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,840 And this is actually a podcast, you know what I mean? 643 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:05,520 This is actually part of a podcast Plugged in butt. 644 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,520 Plug. Here we go. 645 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,719 We're in. Oh no. 646 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,159 That's not going to reach there now. 647 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,960 Jesus Christ. Oh, bollocks, right? 648 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,400 Wait now. Jesus Lord save us. 649 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,600 Christ above. Hold on. 650 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,560 Theory mate. OK. 651 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,000 Wait, I'll just sit with you down and then I'm going to. 652 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:29,880 Come over here. And then, and then we're just 653 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,760 here, you know what I mean? And I've changed the angle up on 654 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,320 the podcast. And I'll be honest, I'm probably 655 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,880 going to stick. I'm probably going to stick like 656 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,400 this. This is my new podcast angle. 657 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,120 Is that better? I feel like that's better. 658 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,000 That's a new podcast angle. All right. 659 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,040 We're going to continue with these questions, Oren Kane says. 660 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,560 What's the verdict on leads this season? 661 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,520 Where will they play us? Do you think the Premier League 662 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,679 should fund the lowest leagues before they go bust? 663 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,760 This is not a football podcast. This is not a football podcast. 664 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,320 It's been pointed out many, many, many times, so I'll answer 665 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,160 this in 10 seconds. Extremely entertaining. 666 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,720 I think they'll finish 8th. And should the Premier League 667 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,920 have to fund the lowest legs for the go boss? 668 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,120 They shouldn't have to, but they they should. 669 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,440 They should make a really nice donation or some sort of like 670 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,280 very long term loan. Owen Kelly says hello money 671 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,640 toad. Hope all is good on the Lily 672 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,600 pad. Heard recently on either your 673 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,320 podcast or Dave's You're still cycling about the place into 674 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,440 your 20s. Any advice for a man similarly 675 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,720 lacking in a driver's licence? A full time loser virgin guy 676 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:36,720 asking for a friend in brackets. I'm not asking for a friend. 677 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:42,480 Owen, what you're talking about there is the fact that, yeah, 678 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,960 basically I used to cycle everywhere because I didn't pass 679 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,160 my driving test until I was 21 and then. 680 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,680 So I but I didn't really go anywhere. 681 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,640 I just messed about in Hollywood. 682 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,880 So I just worked in Hollywood. I didn't need to go and do 683 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,520 anything really or I would have got the bus to the train. 684 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,200 So I was a cycler guy I. Was always on my bike but it. 685 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,720 Wasn't like a cycle enthusiast, I just I used to have like work 686 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,560 bikes and I would just have a wee lock on it and I would like. 687 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,880 If you were if. You were like, come on, we'll 688 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,680 head. Down to my mate's. 689 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,200 House or whatever. I was arriving there via bicycle 690 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,280 and. I think that would be OK if you 691 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,120 had like a class road bike and you had all the gear. 692 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,360 But I was just wearing like normal clothes, just cycling 693 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,600 down with headphones on the wee plastic bag, all the stuff in 694 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,160 it, cans of cider. And it just, it wasn't a sweet 695 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,320 look. I mean, it's a sweet look 696 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,760 definitely when you're 13. But then when you get older, you 697 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,560 just you got to get involved in the car again. 698 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,680 Like, life gets a lot better whenever you're able to drive a 699 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,760 car. And it's funny seeing people 700 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,280 like me who. Didn't drive whenever they were 701 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,800 like they just hit driving age and did it later and then they 702 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,680 were like why have I always not done this? 703 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,880 Like, comedians notoriously don't really drive. 704 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:59,720 Like like more local stand ups, I would say don't drive than 705 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:03,320 drive and maybe there maybe there is some sort of psychology 706 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,320 to that. I don't know what it. 707 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,680 Is just lazy or something. But you know, I remember Colin. 708 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,800 Colin Geddis didn't drive. For a year until like maybe his 709 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,400 late 20s or something there and then as soon as the first time I 710 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,320 saw him drive as I I can't remember when he didn't drive. 711 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,000 You know what I mean? It's just it's. 712 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,160 Weird. It's weird. 713 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,880 That you forget that if you don't drive, how much it can 714 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:34,080 limit you in terms of like just needing to go somewhere, like 715 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,360 whenever someone you someone. That does stand up lives in 716 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,920 Derry and they come up to Belfast for a gig. 717 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,240 And you're chatting with them backstage and they're like, 718 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,480 here, I got to leave early and get my boss. 719 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,520 And you're like, shit. And that's not the worst thing 720 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,800 in the world, obviously. But you're like, you got to walk 721 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,720 to the bus station. You maybe got to wait in the 722 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,000 rain. You got to get on the bus. 723 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000 You what if you don't get a seat? 724 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,120 What if you get stuck? Beside a guy, he's like all 725 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,400 right, what's happening? God doesn't exist now. 726 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,200 Sure he doesn't mean? What about Pizzagate? 727 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,440 You know you definitely would get stuck there. 728 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,840 Whereas. Whenever you're able to drive, 729 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:11,000 you've got your own freedom. So I remember as soon as I was 730 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,960 able to drive, I was like, no, I'm living. 731 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,600 But also when I passed test when I was 21. 732 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,440 And I was a student then. I was, I was working as like a 733 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,240 dishwasher. I think I was doing a bit of 734 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,680 weedering in a restaurant and. Getting the car was fine. 735 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,760 My first car cost. My dad got my first car for me. 736 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:37,680 Daddy bought my first car for £120 and it was that. 737 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,720 Little money that he he he like. Didn't ask for it back, you know 738 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,400 what I mean? He was like, listen, I just got 739 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:50,280 that because a mate had a mate's niece or something, had the car, 740 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,440 They were going to scrap it, but here you can have it. 741 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,080 And I said in the podcast couple weeks ago, I was like, I think I 742 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,040 know the value of money well because I've always paid for 743 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,800 everything myself, like car insurance, tax, all that kind of 744 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,400 thing. But actually my first Corsa was 745 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,120 bought for me. And whenever people say daddy 746 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:12,040 bought me a car, it's like girls who's dad get them a Fiat 500, 747 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:18,040 my first car. Was a silver Yeah, like a silver 748 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,440 Vauxhall Corsa. It's such a standard car that 749 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,240 you used to just see everywhere. Everybody at some point really 750 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:29,600 had a Corsa and I remember the car was £120. 751 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,160 We had to do a wee bit of work to it to just get it on the road 752 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,840 and always something would go wrong with it. 753 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:41,040 Like the engine always overheated like just a wee bit 754 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,560 and you so you'd have to stop the car. 755 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,240 You have to pour water into it and there was always like a 756 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,720 rattling in it. I Remember Me, Mickey Bartlett 757 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,720 and Sean Haggerty went to do a gig and Donegal and the exhaust 758 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,320 fell off and I had to get one of them to drive me to the. 759 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,040 Garage to buy. String and had to get under the 760 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,200 car. Whether go to the centre in the 761 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,320 middle of nowhere to buy string and I had to tie the the exhaust 762 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,600 to the underside of the car. But none of that matters. 763 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,160 Like if that happened to you now, I haven't driven for years 764 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,920 and being older, you'd be like, no, I just can't do that. 765 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,520 I prefer to just get a taxi or I'll get a lift or whatever. 766 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,120 But back then you're just so buzzing to have the freedom of 767 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,920 your own car. It doesn't matter what you're 768 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:28,360 you, what, what you're driving, you feel like you just feel so 769 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,760 much better about yourself because you're like, this is my 770 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,840 car. And I remember the first time I, 771 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,280 the first day I passed my test, I passed my test on the day of 772 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:42,480 my 21st birthday and I drew and I only passed because the 773 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,040 driving instructor was going to Egypt that day on holiday and he 774 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,960 was so buzzing about it. He just kept telling me what he 775 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,400 was going to be doing when he was there. 776 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,720 And I remember myself knowing that I probably had about 6 777 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,160 majors on my test but he wasn't paying attention because he's 778 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,440 like I were all inclusive and all. 779 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,360 But I I remember and I've if. I saw anyone do this now I would 780 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,400 cringe out but I I need to remember stuff like this. 781 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,520 I remember driving down to Halfords to buy anything I could 782 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,080 for the car. Didn't matter. 783 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,440 Mats for the back seat, you know mats for the ground. 784 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,800 I wanted to buy like an air freshener. 785 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,400 I wanted to get any we thing I could for this car because I was 786 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,640 like this is my own car and I was driving down the Upper 787 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,960 Newton Ord road to the Collins Water Halfords and I had a Lil 788 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:33,480 Wayne CD, The Call and Get us ironically burnt For me. 789 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:36,440 He's like I said, make can you burn me that album and he burnt 790 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,360 me. So he did on his PC and the true 791 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,760 story and I remember it was the sunny day, it was the 9th of 792 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:49,320 June and I turned the CD player up nearly as loud as it would go 793 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,360 and slow moving traffic. I just cruised down the upper 794 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,360 Newton Ord Road and I was like, I don't care. 795 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,600 Who sees me? I'm driving A1 litre Corsa that 796 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:03,680 cost us £120 or something, but it's my £120 Corsa and I love 797 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,200 that car. I love that car so much. 798 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,920 Like there was a little bit of rust on in here and there, but 799 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,600 you just didn't care because you were like, this is. 800 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,680 My I own this. Car. 801 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,760 Yeah, I remember driving the tech in it and stuff. 802 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,960 And if we were like when we started tech, we're like the 803 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,800 whole class, like because you do your student grandson and you're 804 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,880 like, let's go to the zoo. And I remember like people 805 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,480 piling into the car to drive. And I was like, Oh yeah, I'm 806 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,560 driving. This is my car. 807 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,320 This is my course. My second I'm not going to think 808 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,640 through history of cars I've owned. 809 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:45,360 My second car cost £50 on the Peugeot 206 so I went £110 to a 810 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,320 £50 car and unfortunately now I'm I'm. 811 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,720 Actually paying a bit more money for my cars. 812 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:55,440 But I liked it back in the day when when you were just driving 813 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,120 absolute scrappers and you felt like a king doing it. 814 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,400 So I don't know what the question was, but I hope I 815 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:07,800 answered it. Yeah. 1 Flying Irishman online. 816 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,600 PT versus in person PT. Is online training as good? 817 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,560 Starting to think it may be judging. 818 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,600 It may be judging by the amount of PTS I see at the gym that 819 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,400 just sit on their phones during sessions with their clients. 820 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:27,800 So I can only really talk about my experience of, you know, 821 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,920 being a big RIP bastard. But I'm only joking, so. 822 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:38,080 I I have done both and I have really good experiences both 823 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,680 because. I always went to the gym with 824 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,120 like no direction. I hear like I hear a One 825 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,640 Direction tribute band. So me. 826 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,800 Me and them were in between them going on. 827 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,240 Tour we we we all would have worked out together and. 828 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,920 I would have went to the gym and just done what you know, 10 reps 829 00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,640 or something for biceps and 10 reps of them for chest and then 830 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,160 just like gone on the treadmill or something. 831 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,680 I, I didn't know what I was doing and still probably don't 832 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,800 know what I'm doing. And then I went to like an in 833 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:13,240 person PT. In the Clayton in Belt Clayton 834 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:18,320 Hotel in Belfast I was working with a guy called Gary and it 835 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,360 was brilliant. I really. 836 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:26,400 Enjoyed the in person part of PTN because you know there's no 837 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,560 real hiding plate. Like I'm decade thing decade 838 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,080 thing to say alert. I'm self motivated so like if I 839 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,680 am doing something then I'm all in. 840 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,360 I'm doing it. I will stick to it. 841 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,600 I don't need someone to be like. Are you sure you're doing this 842 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,440 OK? I will be doing the exercises 843 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,400 and stuff so it was good to just. 844 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:50,280 Work out with Gary, do a session with him and learn kinda when 845 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,160 you're in a gym what you should be doing. 846 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:57,320 So I really enjoyed that, but the only thing, the only thing I 847 00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,520 couldn't really after a while do going forward with that was 848 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,320 commit to what day and time. I could be there. 849 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:08,520 And I I felt felt so shit cancelling sessions but I never 850 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:12,000 know what my day is going to look like during lockdown. 851 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,400 Have a better handle on it, but. Back then it was. 852 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,320 Like, you know, you might be asked to go for a. 853 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:21,160 Meeting in the BBC or you know, you might be asked to submit a 854 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,680 script for something. And so my days, I never knew 855 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,400 what the crack was with my days, but that was a brilliant way 856 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,080 working with Gary who now runs Thing Called Fitness Belfast 857 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:36,040 where? One of his main focuses is is 858 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,240 like yoga for guys. And I went to a couple of his 859 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,240 classes and absolutely phenomenal. 860 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,480 Really, really, really good. So if you ever think about doing 861 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,880 yoga and you're a fella and you may be worried about I wouldn't 862 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,360 even know how to start or I didn't either, I went. 863 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,920 To some of his classes and they were brilliant. 864 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,600 So I got a lot out of going to an in person PT. 865 00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:01,120 Realised best way to utilise your time in the gym and what 866 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,560 helps is. Got on really really really well 867 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,840 personally and still do but the online PT and I think suits me 868 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,120 better personally because as I say, I'm self. 869 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,880 Motivated. I've got like some equipment in 870 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,880 the house, enough equipment to kind of get by, which is just 871 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,200 one kettlebell and steroids basically. 872 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,200 So what I do is just whack some gear in and then just do 7000 873 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,080 reps I'm reaching. But I find the online really 874 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,520 good because I can work away myself. 875 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,320 I can do it all from. Home and then I'm just sort of 876 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,960 checking in once a week and Matthew. 877 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:43,080 Who I PT with? Who's who's? 878 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,080 Absolutely brilliant again, I'm really good at sort of keep me 879 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,440 on course and there to I'm just going to give out like his 880 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,240 Twitter handle and stuff just in case you're like I want to do it 881 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:56,280 online and then I'm looking for something to go with. 882 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,680 Matthew has has been brilliant with me. 883 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:05,120 The strength coach, the ends. Yeah, I knew it wasn't inside 884 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,480 strength. That's it inside strength on 885 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,120 Instagram and and Twitter and and Facebook, all that kind of 886 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,240 thing. Matthew's brilliant Matthew, 887 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:16,120 Matthew McMahon. So we, we're doing like a 12 888 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,240 week programme, just about to finish it and then. 889 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,080 Hopefully he's up for. Going on to something else with 890 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,520 me, like alternate slightly, but I I love it. 891 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,040 I love it and I'm not that. By the way, this is not a sales 892 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:33,880 pitch for Go with Matthew. He has an he's an app called 893 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,520 True Coach, which is absolutely brilliant. 894 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,600 I sent him all the equipment I have. 895 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,520 He knows what I want, what my goals are and stuff. 896 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,000 And he's every week he sets me workouts that I just get through 897 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,080 my phone and take them off as a go. 898 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,680 There's explainer videos and all that. 899 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:54,360 So I find that like. A real good way to do it and I 900 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:58,320 actually did an episode of in case You're like what a Dick 901 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,800 just talking about health and fitness whenever you are a 902 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,760 comedian that looks like Ellen DeGeneres. 903 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,120 But if you if you actually are interested in me talking, 904 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,760 talking and then someone who actually knows what they're 905 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,160 talking about. I did Matthew's podcast, Inside 906 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:17,400 Strength, Inside Strength podcast, so you can find out and 907 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,320 listen to it. And that's me talking to him 908 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,400 about health and fitness and all that kind of thing. 909 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,400 So I hope that was in some way interesting too. 910 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,200 But yeah, I definitely see the American both in online and 911 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:33,520 actually going to the gym to do. Dean Carroll says. 912 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,480 Who's your favourite news reader? 913 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,920 Apart from Andy Peters, obviously. 914 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,680 Oh, Oh my. Favourite news reader? 915 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,160 It's hard to beat. STMCD. 916 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,480 Sir Trevor McDonald and I just heard, Sir. 917 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,840 Trev is a. Single again, he's living it up 918 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,400 on a bachelor pad in London. That is a showbiz story that I 919 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,600 enjoyed. But yes, Sir Trevor McDonald, I 920 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:04,320 like him. I like Rose Neil is good. 921 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:12,520 I like is it Joe Scott in BBC? She's good, obviously. 922 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:16,160 Look, Paul Clark man's a legend. Man's been around the block. 923 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,520 Enjoy him. Beverly says now that you're not 924 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,280 doing any more boy time podcasts, will you do more tea 925 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,840 with me podcasts? I, we do 3A week at the minute, 926 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,280 so I just, I probably can't, you know, there's the. 927 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,920 That's not a question. There is an episode on the 928 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,800 patreonpatreon.com/tea With Me podcast that goes out every 929 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,880 Monday with your Wednesday episode and a Friday episode of 930 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,960 the podcast. So Beverly, I, I mean, I can't 931 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,120 do more than that. I'm literally maxed out. 932 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:54,000 You know, if I drank any more cups of tea, I'd turn into a cup 933 00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:03,280 of tea. That OK, yeah, Rebecca Patton 934 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:08,880 cats or dogs, probably dogs, but listen, not really fussed on 935 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,200 either the and I'll say I'll say. 936 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,760 This though there's dogs I likes, there's dogs I likes, 937 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,680 there's dogs I likes, there's dogs that I like and there's. 938 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:23,120 Cats that I like, but there are very few and I'm not not a dog 939 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,680 guy or not, not a cat guy, but I'm just not really into pets in 940 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:31,040 general. Mrs Colcheek, can you keep your 941 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,480 nose out of the cup when you're drinking tea? 942 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,440 Yeah. What are you trying to say? 943 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,680 I mean my. I have a very standard sized 944 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,360 hooter. You know, I broke my nose 945 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,800 playing in North football a couple years ago. 946 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,960 We got a slight bend in there, but it's nothing too bad. 947 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,240 It's nothing too bad, you know, It's like. 948 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:54,800 How do you describe it? It's like. 949 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,040 It's like the string and a bow and arrow. 950 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,400 If you just pulled it ever so slightly, you know what I mean? 951 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,280 Like you're not really noticing it, unlike some people who are 952 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,760 pulled the whole way back and you're like, hey, you know what 953 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,000 happened there? But. 954 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,200 Yeah, I've broken my nose. Before I can definitely keep my 955 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,760 nose out of a cup of tea when I'm drinking tea. 956 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,080 Otherwise I wouldn't drink tea because I would always have tea 957 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,200 in my nose and every time I sipped I would have to dry my 958 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,240 nose and I'd just hate that. I would really hate that. 959 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,480 Always funny when someone drinks a pint of Guinness and gets the 960 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,520 gets the like. Foam on their nose gets the head 961 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,720 on their nose. And then doesn't address it. 962 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,240 And there's a normal conversation to me that's always 963 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,400 funny. That is always funny. 964 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,280 And you guys know, I don't eat gluten. 965 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:38,160 I don't consume gluten. But the next time that I drink a 966 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,680 pint of Guinness, which will probably be soon, I'm, I'm 967 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,480 going. To drink it, next time I'm in a 968 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,720 bar I'm going to have a pint of Guinness because I miss it and 969 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:52,000 no one can stop me. Own cocky, if you could pick one 970 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,120 inspector gadget trait, what would it be like? 971 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,520 Go go gadget arm, etcetera. And I'd probably have that 972 00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:03,240 superpower he had and where, you know, he he I think he was drink 973 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,520 driving or he caused an accident, but dangerous driving 974 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,520 killed someone in Ireland and then just absolutely got away 975 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,040 with it. So that way, you know, that 976 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,520 would be a trait. Not that I would ever obviously 977 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,520 drink drive, but you know, if I if I had some sort of accident 978 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,480 and I was going to get in trouble. 979 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,760 I would be like go, go gadget, you know, not guilty that that 980 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:26,040 would be one of them. Am I right in saying that? 981 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:26,720 I think. I was talking. 982 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,000 Literally talking about this the other day. 983 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:31,320 Matthew Broderick, who plays Inspector Gadget in the films, 984 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:35,600 who's married to Sarah Jessica Parker, was involved in like an 985 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,280 accident down South in the 1980s or 90s. 986 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,960 And like, it's one of those ones where like, somebody definitely 987 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,480 died thanks to his driving and he's like. 988 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,800 Here I'll just head over to America here there's. 989 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,960 There was something, something more to that. 990 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,600 I don't know what it is, though. And if you're listening, 991 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,480 Matthew, I apologise. We'll get you on the podcast. 992 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,840 We'll straighten that out. Joshua says Stephen Nolan versus 993 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:04,680 Pete Snodden, cage match. Who's your money on, right? 994 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:09,480 If Nolan's pumped up, you know, I mean, if Nolan is pumped up, 995 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,200 like if he was tearing, if he was in the mood he was when he 996 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,560 was tearing through the holy lands, you know, squaring up the 997 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,720 students, 100% Nolan. That's who my money's on. 998 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,520 And I think he finished in the first round, you know, Nolan. 999 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,640 What are you doing over there? Nolan all the way. 1000 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:29,120 But if you know, if both guys are going in in the same 1001 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:34,880 mindset, I'm back in snodding because Pete is in good shape. 1002 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,720 He's a guy that takes care of himself. 1003 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:41,600 He's a guy that, you know, I think would be quite methodical 1004 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,800 in that I think if there was enough training for the fight, 1005 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,440 enough of a training camp, I think Nolan might start off 1006 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,680 training really hard for it. Then he then he'd lose his way, 1007 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,160 then he'd get back, you know, he'd dip in and out where it's 1008 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,920 not is going to be in the gym every day learning the 1009 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,080 techniques. So I think Nolan might be a more 1010 00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,720 skilled foot, more of an aggressor. 1011 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:05,840 But I'm back in Snowden to I'm back in Snowden to take him in 1012 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:09,520 the 5th Mourn Mountains Brewery. What's your favourite Mourn 1013 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,840 Mountains Brewery beer? Well, no one so far because #1 1014 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,640 Mourn Mountainsbury. Don't follow me on Twitter. 1015 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,560 It's just so weird. You would ask a question 1016 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,520 whenever I put it out for on Twitter. 1017 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,640 And secondly, if you're hinting that it would be you guys, it 1018 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,560 won't be until you sponsor the podcast, unfortunately. 1019 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,320 That's just the way it works. That is, that is just the way it 1020 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,240 works. You ask me who my favourite fine 1021 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:33,240 tea suppliers are, I say horny teas. 1022 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,920 You ask me who my favourite painter decorator is and then he 1023 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,880 said painter decorator. I'm sure he takes a pint. 1024 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,320 It's Owen Murray, but he doesn't take a pint when he's painting 1025 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,040 or decorating your house because he's sponsored a podcast episode 1026 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,760 before. You ask me who my favourite 1027 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:50,120 company are that specialise in the grooming of male pubic hair 1028 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,840 and I'm saying manscaped. I'm saying manscape.com Tea with 1029 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,000 me for 20% off from free shipping. 1030 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,680 But I'm not saying more. Mountains Brewery, which does 1031 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,800 sound delicious until you #1 sponsor the bug gas and #2 make 1032 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:09,480 a gluten free beer. So don't be cheeky con gribbon 1033 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,800 beside. Belfast What's your favourite 1034 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:15,800 place you've done stand up? My favourite place I've done 1035 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:21,960 stand up. Is LA was cool to do? 1036 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,680 Stand up because I was doing stand up in LA, but I've 1037 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:29,720 definitely done far better sets I would say. 1038 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:31,160 Either New York, I'd say New York. 1039 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,520 The stand in New York. Is the favourite. 1040 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,360 Place I've done stand up because New York is one of the comedy 1041 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,960 capitals of the world. And the stand. 1042 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,600 Is just this brilliant venue the lineups? 1043 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,240 Were insane and. I had a couple of nice sets when 1044 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:49,200 I was there. I did an early show on a Late 1045 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,800 Show. The Early Show I just went OK 1046 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:52,840 and the Late Show had a good one. 1047 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,680 Rebecca Pat Now, you've already asked that cats are dogs. 1048 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:02,240 OK. Stephanie Marner, What's 1049 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:05,680 something you've tried that you'll never try again? 1050 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,960 Something I've tried but. Won't try again. 1051 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,960 I don't know if I'm someone that. 1052 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,280 Is either like? I'll try. 1053 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:26,640 Anything or. Nah, you mean like I've never, I 1054 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,000 was joking about 10 year early. I've never tried drugs like 1055 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,360 proper drugs, you know, I mean like. 1056 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:38,040 Like actual like actual drugs. And I have no no real no. 1057 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:42,240 Curiosity for that, but what's something I've tried that'll 1058 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:43,880 never try again? Marmalade. 1059 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:48,000 Speaking of the hard stuff, I had marmalade on my toast 1060 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,560 because we ran out of jam earlier in the week. 1061 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:54,200 And don't get me wrong, I didn't mind marmalade, but it didn't 1062 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,000 inspire me to ever want to try it again. 1063 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,000 So there's that. So it's. 1064 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,600 Something I it's one of my bucket, one of those bucket list 1065 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,800 things, orange marmalade, that I've done it and I don't have to 1066 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,920 do it again. Something I've something I've 1067 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,480 tried that I'll never try again. I mean I can only think of food 1068 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:20,840 and drink stuff. I mean, terrible content on a 1069 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,160 podcast when you just have a guy thinking, well it's just one 1070 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:28,760 person that does the podcast. No, I don't know, I don't know. 1071 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,080 Also, before we move on, I want to thank everybody that listened 1072 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,840 to the radio show on BBC Radio Ulster last week. 1073 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:42,760 I host it by myself because Dave Elliott has had another one, a 1074 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,840 beautiful baby girl called Matilda. 1075 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,360 Let me just look for the right word. 1076 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,880 Cute. So cute to have a little cute 1077 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,160 baby girl and call him Matilda. Very, very cute. 1078 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,240 And Dave has a very, very cute daughter called Holly. 1079 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,880 So Dave just keeps having Dave and Catherine just having very 1080 00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,080 cute babies. And I love it. 1081 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:03,760 And I think I could see Dave having 2025. 1082 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,040 That's just my guess. I, I just think he will keep 1083 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,240 having children. And I love it. 1084 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,480 I love to see it. And I think he thinks of me as 1085 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,640 one of his little children as well. 1086 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:12,840 And I think that's a beautiful thing. 1087 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,040 But I did the radio by myself for the first time. 1088 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,640 I was so nervous, like so unbelievably nervous. 1089 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:23,960 Because when, when for a split second, if I can't think of 1090 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:27,280 something to say or I stall, Dave will jump in and vice 1091 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,480 versa. And we just, we know each 1092 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:33,000 other's brains scarily so well that we just know when the other 1093 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,320 person needs like backup. So to not have that, I started 1094 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,880 talking so fast at the start of the show. 1095 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,560 And then I think I've got more to grips with it as it went on. 1096 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,960 But but listen, your two favourite mates are back on this 1097 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,920 week and it's our second last show. 1098 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,280 It's our second last show. On on ready Wolster doing the 1099 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,720 the old school dance which. It's it's a it's honestly a 1100 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,720 pleasure to do it every week to play old school dance music. 1101 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,400 With your best mate and the fact that people seem to really, 1102 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,680 really enjoy the show, like all the messages that come in on 1103 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:10,760 Instagram and. Twitter are a lot from podcast 1104 00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,280 listeners as well. So that's class. 1105 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:16,680 When I see names I recognise and I'm reading them out it's it's 1106 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,440 great. So we're doing two more and then 1107 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,720 the show has finished its run, I guess. 1108 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:28,560 And we're we're off air until next year, so. 1109 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,120 I don't know what I don't know what we'll do in the meantime. 1110 00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,800 I do want to do something with Dave and we would we would love 1111 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:41,240 to do some kind of broadcast type thing together to fill to 1112 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,520 fill that in between. We're really also have another 1113 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,240 show on and. So don't know, we're sort of 1114 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,120 putting our heads together and thinking about something with 1115 00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,400 that because it just feels like there's like a bit of a movement 1116 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,560 there, it feels like, and maybe I'm wrong to describe it as 1117 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:55,040 that. Maybe. 1118 00:59:55,040 --> 01:00:00,360 I mean, I don't know what the word is but but I do think it's 1119 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,240 like the same people listen to the. 1120 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,520 Show and that's the first time we've had that so so yeah, I'm 1121 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,400 grateful to everybody that listens and we're back. 6:00 BBC 1122 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,160 Radio so you won't listen to any of the shows. 1123 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:15,360 We've had on before, it's on BBC Sounds which is like iPlayer for 1124 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,680 for radio and they have podcasts on there and stuff as well. 1125 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,920 So we just. You get to hear me and Dave for 1126 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,360 an hour and a half playing dance music, having a bit of crack in 1127 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,440 between. So check those out. 1128 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,360 That. I thought one more question. 1129 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:35,240 That's it for the pod this week. I've got a guest on Friday. 1130 01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:38,640 I think we're doing maybe 4 guest episodes in the next week. 1131 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:45,160 So a guest that we will have on next week is is Sam Holiday and 1132 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,480 Kat Bear from 2 Door Cinema Club who are launching their own 1133 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,880 podcast. So they're coming on my 1134 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,200 inception for podcast. They're coming on my podcast. 1135 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,560 They're going to talk about their podcast. 1136 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,640 And then you can go listen to their podcast on their podcast 1137 01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:02,320 is very, very, very good because it's a great idea. 1138 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,080 But we'll talk about, I'll talk. About that with them as they 1139 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,080 come on as always. Cheers. patreon.com/TV with me 1140 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,800 podcast. You want to support the podcast, 1141 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,160 go on there, see what we have. I'm going to run through the 1142 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,960 names of the I'm going to do the the roll call of shame of 1143 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,120 everyone who supports podcast and we're just going to give 1144 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,240 them a major shout out. And I meant to go patreon.com 1145 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,280 and I went on the website theyrecalledparents.com. 1146 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,760 And that is a website I will never go on because I do not 1147 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:29,480 need told. How to raise my child. 1148 01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,440 Wow, great. Content. 1149 01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:37,720 Hey, man, cool content. Leave more spaces. 1150 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,760 Patrons, where are you? Where are the we patriots? 1151 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,400 These are. The people that support the 1152 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:49,960 podcast week on week. We buy equipment like this. 1153 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,680 Webcam is bought. It's a very, very top of the 1154 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,320 range, very sexy webcam. It's bought with the Patreon. 1155 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,960 Money, we're getting some stuff for the studio with it, so it's 1156 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,720 always welcomed and I'm thanking these people right now. 1157 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:05,240 All these people, big zippers, all these people prepared. 1158 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,840 When they signed up for the Patreon, they are prepared to, 1159 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,360 in their own words, go to war at a second's notice if anyone 1160 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,920 tries to mess with this podcast. Nathaniel Joseph McCauley, 1161 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:22,360 Christy Kohler, Leanne Fox, Carl Branigan, Connor Hughes, Ronan 1162 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:27,480 McNulty, Gareth Duggan, Darren Kane, Keith Mcalevey Just SP 1163 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,960 Hey. No questions asked. 1164 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:34,240 Ruth G Lennox Morgan Dudley, David Ruddle, Ryan Murdoch, 1165 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,440 Patty Parr, Gigi Scar, William Palmer, Harry Gamble. 1166 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,160 Aaron Downey, Lauren Pollock, Kevin McShane, Ryan McGill, 1167 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,320 Declan Mulholland, Andrew Patterson, James Rogers, Jordan 1168 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:50,400 McDonald, Oliver Tumulty, Leanne Cloaky, Reece Fletcher, Lauren 1169 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,400 Joanna Quayle, Rory Marlowe, Ryan Carroll, Patrick Glass, VV 1170 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,880 for Vendetta, Martin Mckeegan. I know, Vivir, very much 1171 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,040 appreciate the fact of your Patreon. 1172 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,000 Nicky Mark, Owen Murray, Connor Diver, Emma McKean, Patrick 1173 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,240 Walsh, Andrew McKee, Connor Norris, Katrina Hall, Ruth W. 1174 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,560 Orma Apples obviously in brackets. 1175 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:14,160 Tommy, Carol Marriott, Karen Stewart, Sarah McKee. 1176 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,480 Come on. Loading Page 2 Lisa O'Hare. 1177 01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:21,280 Jillian Andrews, Peggy Smith, Ashley Turner, Gary Armour. 1178 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,880 Suit of Armour. Noel Smith, Brian Ross, Shane 1179 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,080 McMullen. Johnny Bow. 1180 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,840 Reece Rogers. Adam McIntyre. 1181 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,920 Barn Emma. Emma Coren. 1182 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:36,160 Look OK, Full disclosure there. Emma Coren this Emma surnames in 1183 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,080 Irish. We respect that on the podcast. 1184 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,400 But sometimes we aren't always able to pronounce it. 1185 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,560 But what we do is we just, we just. 1186 01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:49,680 Where is the cup? We, we raise our cups and we 1187 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:52,760 hopefully say don't, can't sue Pietron just because we don't 1188 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,360 know exactly how to pronounce your surname. 1189 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,920 Aaron Donaldson, Mixy, Terry Charlton and the young Karis 1190 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,880 Doke. Orla Bradley, Matthew Thompson, 1191 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:04,360 Peter Mceldowney, Julie Hewitt, Rebus And last but not least, 1192 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,000 it's our man. We're in ball. 1193 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,040 Oh, we have a question. By the way, I put I put the 1194 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,640 questions out on Patreon. For people to get in there early 1195 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:16,440 if you want to. And are my apples in brackets? 1196 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,000 Tommy question for Danny Boy Surf surf. 1197 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,720 If he could be the. If he could be the. 1198 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,080 Backbone for any other podcast, What one would it be? 1199 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,680 Now? A couple of things pissed me off 1200 01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:26,440 about this, and we're not going to spend too much time talking 1201 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,000 about it. Tommy, what do you mean the 1202 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,320 backbone of the podcast? Where is he? 1203 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,760 Where is he? I'm only joking to say my 1204 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:37,400 wardrobe, no lesson. The backbone of this podcast is 1205 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:41,720 undoubtedly Danny Boy served to be fair to him podcast 1206 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,960 extraordinaire, but and if he could drive any other. 1207 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:49,760 Podcast listen, he does drive another podcast. 1208 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,360 We don't talk about it on this. It is not a local podcast. 1209 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:58,280 It is a podcast for somebody who has a far higher profile than 1210 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,280 me. And what do we do about that? 1211 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,280 We bring that person down. That person is a major 1212 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,280 celebrity. Major celebrity. 1213 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:09,280 Household name. And producer Dan. 1214 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:14,400 Trader to the zippers. To be fair, he was doing it way 1215 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,600 before this. To be fair, it probably pays him 1216 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:22,080 so much better than we pay him. But at the same time, he needs 1217 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:25,320 to stop being a real turncoat, and he needs. 1218 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,640 To cut all of his ties with not just the other work he does 1219 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,960 professionally with his. Friends with his family and he 1220 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,400 needs to move into the studio. Even though I don't do my 1221 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,760 podcast really anymore in the studio, but I am hoping to he 1222 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:40,680 needs to move in there in a little blow up bed and all 1223 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,360 that's going to be there. All I want to be in the studio 1224 01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:45,400 it's a couple of microphones, Danny Boy surf surfing, a blow 1225 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:49,480 up bed and a couple of couple of teapots which he can have. 1226 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,680 But thanks for your question, Tommy. 1227 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,720 But I am the backbone of this podcast, Cyprus. 1228 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,440 Thank you very much for listening and watching. 1229 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,160 If you just listen to the audio version, you want to see the 1230 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:03,040 video version youtube.com. Slash Shane talk comedy. 1231 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,320 I think I got that URL. I don't know. 1232 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,160 You just just find it, you know what I mean? 1233 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,280 You'll find it for all the audio listeners. 1234 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,600 Cheers. If you want to rate and 1235 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,040 subscribe the podcast and Apple podcast, that'd be really sweet 1236 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,440 separate. Keep living the dream. 1237 01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:18,360 Thanks very much hope you enjoyed the new webcam NBC mumbo 1238 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,960 cheeky money money boy Sheena book you coming at you in in 1239 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,320 high definition. I don't think I say money worth. 1240 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,200 Thanks. Floyd Mayweather has that one. 1241 01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,720 But at the same time. I think we have beef and Floyd 1242 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,840 Meadow, so Mayweather, so I'd love to smack them. 1243 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:32,960 I should have stopped talking earlier. 1244 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:34,480 As always, separate. Thanks very much. 1245 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:34,840 Cheers.