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Right. 102 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,560 I'm happy to follow up them for the time being. 103 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,760 Right I am. Remember a guy I went to tech 104 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,920 with who said that he never runs. 105 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,680 I did. Let me explain. 106 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,440 Guy went back with slightly older than us and we were, umm, 107 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,600 late for a class or something. Everyone's like here, we're 108 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,400 going to leave this. And everyone kind of ran a wee 109 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,640 bit. And he was like, I don't run. 110 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,280 And what do you mean he goes, I never, it's a policy of mine. 111 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:35,240 I don't run. And later that afternoon we were 112 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,400 crossing the road. I said Millfield campus, Belfast 113 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,760 met and a car was coming. And he like unknowingly, he 114 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,200 hated it. He had the runaway, but I went 115 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,960 thought you never run. And he went, yeah. 116 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,160 And then two minutes later he failed going upstairs and hit 117 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,360 his forehead on a step and Belfast met. 118 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,720 That sounds like my origin story. 119 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,800 Also, it's a policy of mine to never. 120 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,080 I know, I know. And then he had to like. 121 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,040 He was at the swimmers, saw no running and when I'm going to 122 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,720 live by that life, that's brilliant. 123 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,440 That's a nice big shirt, man. Thank you, thank you. 124 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,800 It's nice and rare. There's nothing matches my 125 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:09,680 shoes. It's like a like an Eastern 126 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,240 European pop star would wear that. 127 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,480 Feeling a wee Butlins red coat in it. 128 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,680 Would you like to do that? Well, be a Butlins. 129 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,040 It's not my dream, but I mean, if I needed money, I'd do it. 130 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,920 We'll say she had another record watching. 131 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:28,600 No, no right. Let me let me run a few 132 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,600 scenarios by OK Career doesn't panic. 133 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:31,720 OK. OK. 134 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,040 And just doesn't go where you want that. 135 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,360 You're sort of doing a little bit of stand up. 136 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,520 You're not making a lot of money from it. 137 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,360 And you don't know what you don't want to get a real job, 138 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:43,800 obviously, OK, Butlins, you're going to make, you're going to 139 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,080 make a decent, a decent wage, but you've got to be a red coat. 140 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:52,680 And every day you've got to do like musical performances, Eh, 141 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,720 you're in Skegness, by the way. That's the that's the Butlins 142 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,560 that you're at. And and then you some of the 143 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,360 perks are you get in free to the concert. 144 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,840 So if you want to see like E 17 or yeah, who else would be doing 145 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:04,920 this? Mistake or going to be 146 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,240 headlining? I'm front row. 147 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,800 Two of so solid crew. Yeah, I'm not Harvey or Romeo 148 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,120 Dunn. The guys that sang Baby Cakes in 149 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,880 2000 and two or three of a kind. Three of a kind that's I would. 150 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,120 Work, but if someone told me I'd get him free to see three of a 151 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,000 baby case. You just don't know. 152 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,880 I'd be there with two Donuts. Love it. 153 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,080 That was a. It still holds on. 154 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,760 That holds up. That's still we didn't. 155 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,760 Think that at the time that it would hold up, but it has. 156 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,000 And they they drop that and well, we have said what we need 157 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 to say. We have said baby cakes. 158 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,080 We just don't know and we will go away. 159 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,600 The record level, what else have you gotten? 160 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,960 They said. And they just left. 161 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,480 Yeah, just faded in the bottlins. 162 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,400 Three of a kind. Don, could you figure out, can 163 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,600 you tell us what three of a kind are up to at the minute, please? 164 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,200 And it's not thre it's three of a kind, Yeah. 165 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,040 This is the content people need. We know. 166 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,440 We could get them all. I, I that's what I love about 167 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,920 this podcast. You can get people like out on 168 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,480 it be Zoom, you know what I mean? 169 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,040 But you get them all. What? 170 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,400 What Would you only do it if you got all three of them? 171 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,720 Or would you take one-of-a-kind? I think it's sad if it's two, 172 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,920 one or two of a kind. If it's a couple of a kind, it's 173 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:10,480 sad. Your book, your book in Botland, 174 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,880 you worked there for a while, right? 175 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,880 And then they go, we want to have like a big pop night. 176 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:19,160 Money's no object, but you can't get like, like, you know, you 177 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,200 know the acts that are unachievable to get for Butlins? 178 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,200 Yeah, you they want the classics, they want the cheesy 179 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,200 stuff. You're allowed to book 4 acts 180 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,880 for just a big night of pop fun. So we're talking pop nostalgia. 181 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,480 Yeah. And I'll, I'll tell you whether 182 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,840 you can get them or not because there might be some. 183 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,760 Don't, don't. You're not getting W like the 184 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,120 Butlins. No, that's not. 185 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,400 That's not realistically happening, no. 186 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,600 Oh, that's a great question. Yeah, I think he might be busy, 187 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,360 but Maker, if I could get Maker. You can get maker. 188 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,720 I'd have a great time. No, I don't know. 189 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,560 Do There's Megan. Daddy, Daddy Doom, Big girl. 190 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:52,000 You are beautiful. Ahead of his time. 191 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,440 He was so good. Yeah, try to be. 192 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,680 Lac was killing. Yeah, he's sexy. 193 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,400 His album stuff was fucking banging too. 194 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,880 What like beat you when you listen to your button? 195 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,360 Album is album. Dude I I was making. 196 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,920 A cartoon colour. Like life in cartoon motion. 197 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,480 Oh. Fucking what an album. 198 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,040 Didn't know you're a big makeup. Double bread award-winning album 199 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,800 that was. I saw up the Watchers Bread 200 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,280 awards because makeup was on. I've never seen you look more 201 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,480 alive. I fucking love me. 202 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,200 Shut up to watch it because makeup was on. 203 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,520 Yeah, when you go to bed. Makers coming on. 204 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:27,080 He did a madly at the start and then he did a duet with and it's 205 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,320 another 1A duet. What? 206 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,520 He did a. Duet, how do you set Duet? 207 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,440 That's very somatic. You can't say that he didn't do 208 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,040 that with them. I can't remember what the band 209 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,480 was, but how that song was like standing in the way of control, 210 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,120 The Gossip. The Gossip. 211 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,760 Beth from the Gossip. Yeah, a big fat Beth. 212 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,760 She was known in my house. As she was why did she live with 213 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:58,400 you when in big fat bears trying to go to sleep make your. 214 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:03,800 Big bop, should we baseball bat? She carried on like Inglorious. 215 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,800 Where's my fry motherfucker? But no I would have them. 216 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,800 I love the gossip. I'd have the Ting tings doing 217 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:15,840 some warm up screaming that's not my name and shit that have 218 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,480 that. Who would the 4th 1 be? 219 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:22,800 So you've got Mika, the gossip, the Ting tings. 220 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,840 Yeah, Bass Hunter. I'll take Bass Hunter for the 221 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,040 4th. That will be based on the 222 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,160 closing it. I think he'd have to close it. 223 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,160 I'm going to go with them. I'm going to kick off a blazing 224 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,360 squad, OK, right. Because because I was, you know, 225 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,880 the way you're a big make ahead. Yeah. 226 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,960 I was a big, blazing squad. Blazer Squad. 227 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,960 But it was like, because they were like roughly the same age 228 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,680 as me, it was weird to really be into them. 229 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,920 But I thought they were. I was telling people because 230 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,400 Crossroads was their big hit. And people went, oh, OK, they're 231 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,160 flashing the palm. They did that when they were 232 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,000 doing GCSE. But yeah, but I gave them too 233 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,680 much respect because I thought it was an original. 234 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,320 I didn't know Bond folks in Harmony had done it right. 235 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,280 So I in my head, they're up here. 236 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,720 Then they come up with love on the line and I go, that's even 237 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,440 better than Crossroads. And then they have Flip Reverse 238 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,720 and a few others and they had a summer one. 239 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,040 We dream and we just be dreaming. 240 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,000 I love I'll be. Close my eyes and I'm there 241 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,560 again. We got girls with smoke. 242 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,760 I feel bad. I don't know any blazing squad. 243 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,560 Yeah, it's a it's a little blank knowledge for me. 244 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,320 Right, so I, I, I go blazing squad plus here here's why I 245 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,040 have a business said if you get blazing squad, you can get 246 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,000 Friday Hill. That was three members of 247 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,520 Blazing Squad that went on to form the side. 248 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,840 Project Friday Hill. Eh, baby goodbye. 249 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:40,240 I wanted you to go your way. I wanted me to go mine. 250 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,000 I'm sitting there thinking baby, goodbye. 251 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,480 Never mind. So you get Friday Hill as well, 252 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,400 but that that counts as one act. Because they're not. 253 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,840 Because. It's the Blazing Squad side 254 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,320 project, yeah. So I'm going blazing squad. 255 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,720 I'm going to go with what we're my lady Big Brothers. 256 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,840 Big Brothers. Big Brothers. 257 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,760 You're introducing me. People I've never heard of. 258 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,520 You were Big Brothers. Big Brothers? 259 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:02,960 Is that Big Brothers with his head? 260 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:08,240 Big Brothers, Brothers. Big Brothers, Brothers. 261 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,960 Yeah. You're trying more and more 262 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,600 indicated no? No spell. 263 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,720 Big Brothers, Big Brothers, Big Brothers. 264 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:19,280 I love Big Brothers. Is that with his head and an A 265 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,680 and the brothers? I assume yes. 266 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,760 I say genuinely, I'm going to knee shorter. 267 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,600 See, I'm not gonna lie if I don't. 268 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,800 Know it, I'm stuck. I'm stuck on pleasing squad, Big 269 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,120 Brothers who got the call they're out right and so I'm 270 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:35,800 going to blazing squad. I'm going to go with the oh. 271 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,640 Sugar babes. Oh, you couldn't get sugar babes 272 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,360 for Butlins? There's. 273 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,080 Definitely you've you've 27 options of girls to get for 274 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,920 sugar babes. You can get three of them 275 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,960 available. My mom was in the sugar babes. 276 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,560 You know what I mean? Like you can get sugar. 277 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,960 Tony was in the sugar babes you can get you can get them. 278 00:13:54,960 --> 00:14:00,920 So I'm going to do groups Blazing Squad, sugar babes and 279 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,880 blue. I want blue, the headline blue. 280 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,840 Ryan's just got a red. I don't know, maybe he wouldn't 281 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,080 be able to make it. He's just got arrested. 282 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,440 Did. You see what he got arrested 283 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,800 for. Are we allowed? 284 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,400 I don't know why we wouldn't be allowed. 285 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,040 We didn't do it. We didn't do it, but he touched 286 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:18,000 him with stewardess on her bum and said that's why I grabbed my 287 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,400 hands don't work. That's how I grab and are some 288 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,920 like a claw machine. I look like I'm about to lift a 289 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,720 teddy with a Tanner tight tape. I won one of those in York at 290 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,560 once and I didn't think that happened. 291 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,840 Stewardesses Bum. That's the name of the bat. 292 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,760 Like we can't get a band for and we have to get a local band from 293 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,560 Skegness and they're called the Stewardesses Bum. 294 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,840 Hello guys with the Stewardesses Bum. 295 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,520 You know this shittest line of all time It's in that song is 296 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,440 so. But I like Busted. 297 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,440 So they I. There, I'm getting right. 298 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,400 I'm getting busted in blue for the second-half of the show. 299 00:14:54,880 --> 00:15:00,360 But air Hostess, Air Hostess, I like the way you dress and I'll 300 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,480 see you soon. From holiday to Mets. 301 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,280 Who's going to Mets in France? Who's specific? 302 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,720 It's not like a popular holiday place. 303 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:14,200 That fucked me off. I messed my pants when we flew 304 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,040 over France. How were these guys getting away 305 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,440 with it? Do what? 306 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,680 The worst thing is those songs are clearly written by like 40 307 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,880 year old man for like teenage audiences. 308 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,880 Made a mess of my pants for a flower. 309 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,400 Sing that Charlie, you big eyebrow bastard. 310 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,640 You know what I oh, he was great. 311 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,000 You know who I what song and there's I loved sleeping with 312 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,680 the light on. That was that was my teenage you 313 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,800 ask a girl at the school dance. She said no. 314 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,880 And you're walking home just slipping through, man, that's a 315 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,560 fucking banger. Why are you wanking? 316 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,480 Again, it's hard playing weirder. 317 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,120 If I want I've got a like I'm playing a washboard. 318 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,760 What the fuck is that? What was your did you ever have 319 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,480 a song? Because I told you the story 320 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,440 before when I asked the girl like she said no and they found 321 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,720 me two streets away singing I don't want to know by Mario 322 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,280 Waiters. I told you that story before. 323 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,360 Did you have a song that you're we heartbreak song and you look 324 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,840 back at it and you're like, I'm a dickhead. 325 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,400 See, I this is all fun and games, but I worry. 326 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,960 I don't think I do, but I worry about delving it this like me 327 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,800 with a lot of things. I worry about really thinking 328 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,880 about this, remembering something and then just being 329 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,520 sad all the time. I said before, do you know about 330 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,800 my astronaut have policy? It's my attitude to mental 331 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,360 health. La La la. 332 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,360 Oh no, not eating my fingers can't go me. 333 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,720 I've done astronaut helmet all and it's actually big. 334 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,680 Well, that's probably bigger than I. 335 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,640 Mean from that distance your fingers could go in your ears. 336 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,520 Will you be? I would nearly, nearly threaten 337 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:38,160 something that I probably can't. I can make up. 338 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:46,080 No some more, but yeah, I just so I trying to think, oh, I do 339 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,280 remember the dos almost on a sad song, the Dawson's Creek song, 340 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,240 yeah, being having like a lot of childhood angst attached to it 341 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,040 with girls and that kind that's around the stage. 342 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,600 We were like asking girls out and that kind of thing. 343 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,480 I proposed to a girl in P4 is not intense. 344 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,400 I think a lot. I've seen that happen a lot. 345 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,280 We weren't already going out. Oh well, that's all you open 346 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,839 with a proposal. Went in with a proposal 00. 347 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:08,560 Yeah. Yeah. 348 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,480 And here's the thing, you know, like back in those days, you did 349 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,760 everything through your mates. Will you go and say, oh, not 350 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,560 even it was fourth party, will you go and say to her, me to say 351 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:22,520 to her and Jordan, lovely when you did that, when the two in 352 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,920 between two friends in between like started to like each other, 353 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,880 you know what I mean? But yeah, it was I just got in 354 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:34,400 my class called Jordan, right? And I I I remember that she 355 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,320 wouldn't P4 Stantown Primary School. 356 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,360 She's sitting on a wall. I see her and go. 357 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,920 I should ask her to marry me. This is a deal we Albert, I'm 358 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,320 sure, but go on. Shall I tell you about I? 359 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:54,760 Walk you home. So I so I I went up myself to do 360 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,280 it. Isn't this met? 361 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,960 I was a shy child in P4I. Yeah, P4. 362 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,440 I walked up Miss Mcgimpsey's class, Strongton Primary School, 363 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,320 and I walked over and was like, here, do you want it? 364 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,080 Because two people in my class pretended to get my ideas like a 365 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,000 fun thing, but I wasn't doing as a fun thing. 366 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,560 I was like, this is let's start a life. 367 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,880 So I went over and was. Like, I'll fly you to the Mets. 368 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:22,640 We can be together, yeah. So I said you want to because 369 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,200 like the people in our class that have got married, it was OK 370 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,200 because the guy was gay, right? And it was it. 371 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,200 Was having gay marriage way before. 372 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,880 No, no, no. Is marrying a girl just as like 373 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,520 a fucking about? Or is he trying to hide from his 374 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,080 dad? No, no, he this guy was. 375 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,360 This guy was not. I'm not gay, not I've got a 376 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,640 horrible ring and all. This, this guy was not hiding 377 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,840 from anything, right? OK, There was no hide. 378 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,040 There was no sake. As gay as the day, as long? 379 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,120 Kind of. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 380 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:52,040 But he was marrying his friend and class as a as a joke, but 381 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,800 too much time and passed in between that happened and me 382 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,080 asking her if it if it was happening their marriage and I 383 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,320 literally we should get married. Four or five days probably had 384 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,800 passed and I went we should we should get married and she went 385 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,080 no, I'm OK. All right. 386 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,840 That's heartbreaking. I don't want to wait for my. 387 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,160 Left skipping the rocks on the way home. 388 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:18,160 Yeah, odd cars. So I remember that, but like 389 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,560 trying to think of like, do you mean like, is there a song I 390 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,640 would put on if I was sad? Oh, definitely there would have 391 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,240 been. No, let me try and remember. 392 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:30,160 I I, I never, I remember the first time I asked the girl 393 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,240 like, like face to face, Not I was like, fuck this, you know, 394 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,800 second party stuff until I want to do it direct. 395 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,040 So I used to go, what do you do? About 10 or 11. 396 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,640 So I was in youth club, right? Like I used to. 397 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,640 Yeah, I used to go to youth club all the time. 398 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,000 Me too. I was such a wee fucking dork as 399 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,680 a kid. You ever getting youth, kid? 400 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,760 Oh, yeah, because you're a quarterback, Yeah. 401 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,240 I'm so cool now, the jock compared to how I was. 402 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,120 I get you. I'm. 403 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,040 Do you know the guys? Like, do you ever go to a youth 404 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,560 club and there's someone, not recently, they're like older 405 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,800 though, when you're there and you're like this guy, so cool 406 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,800 and now you're older, like why are you 23? 407 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,720 He was, he was a 17 year old guy. 408 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,240 He always had curtains. Yeah. 409 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,480 And he was unbelievable. Football. 410 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,960 Yeah. Always at a youth club. 411 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,800 Yeah, so we were in the talk shop. 412 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,800 There's a wee top that where you go and buy all your swings. 413 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,160 What was this Elam Church in Dandonald? 414 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,880 I remember exactly what I was wearing. 415 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,880 It was the Barcelona full away kit because there's football 416 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,800 being played so big orange one, right? 417 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,880 And I remember telling my friends and like, they just go 418 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,280 to my class, I'm going to go ask her. 419 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,600 And I went over and I was talking to her and I was killing 420 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,080 it, you know what I mean? Having some banter with this. 421 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,080 Yeah, I couldn't even have done that. 422 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,120 Give her some, give her some fizzy cola bottles or having a 423 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,960 great time. And then I was about to ask her. 424 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,240 I was like, yo, do you want to go with me? 425 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,800 And my me? I came over and like meant to 426 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,960 put my shorts down, but because it's the like a big baggy away 427 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,240 kit full deck just out in the middle of do you know what I 428 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,280 mean? I was 10 so I wasn't packing and 429 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,960 she I just saw her go and run away. 430 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,440 Well, like she hoped you had a big massive Dick. 431 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:03,200 I'm taking that, Yeah. It's like, oh, you've dropped 432 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,360 the fizzy worm. Oh fuck. 433 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,240 That's 17 year old guys. Like, I get it. 434 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,840 See, I couldn't even have done the chat. 435 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,680 I remember in P7 having a girlfriend for like a long time. 436 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,880 Yeah. And I remember finding myself in 437 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,360 conversation with her and being like, we've never done that. 438 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,200 Like it was always you being a group. 439 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,600 Yeah. And you put you chat through 440 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,200 other people. Yeah. 441 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,760 My. So I went on a date with this 442 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,680 girl, P7 Strand to primary school. 443 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,800 And it was in the Strat. It was agreed we would go to the 444 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,680 Strand Cinema and wouldn't see parent Trump. 445 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,400 Right with Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan. 446 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,200 Yeah, film. Which is mentally she was in it. 447 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,960 No, she was. She started and any. 448 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,000 Myself indulgent over. Let's go see my film. 449 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,760 It's like my Lindsay. My dad goes, you're going to 450 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,640 need a shirt for this. I didn't. 451 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,360 I was a child. You were gonna go shirtless. 452 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,680 You think of the all of a sudden it was just prep because I was 453 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,720 like, yeah, it'll be fine. My dad, we need to go to Collins 454 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,720 Water now and get your shirt. So I'm I'm more nervous about 455 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,200 it. It's a bigger deal so I couldn't 456 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,920 pick between two check shirts, so I got both. 457 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,680 It was done stores in Collins water and I remember the shirts 458 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,960 and they're the same version, but one was green, one was 459 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,640 orange. Sounds like a starting episode 460 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,600 of Get My Headpiece and I think I went with the orange one. 461 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,400 I'm pretty sure and it was let me get this right. 462 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,960 It was 2 point in for a ticket on Saturday afternoons, the 463 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,880 Strand Cinema. This is going back. 464 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,280 What do you enjoy in P7? Like 11. 11. 465 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,000 So this is going back. That's when I get debugged 11. 466 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:46,040 23 years ago right? Oh jeez I failed old so. 467 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:56,640 So my dad drives me to sees her outside so I'm there on time but 468 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,040 she's wee bit early. She had brought her mate but did 469 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,320 not tell me that she I thought it was the two of us and there's 470 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,440 her with her mate and genuinely my dad goes. 471 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,080 I I said I'm like, oh, she's brought her friend and my dad 472 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,440 went, I'll come here. Dennis let me rain check on 473 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,000 that. He might have said the phrase I 474 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,800 don't like the one you're getting as a joke. 475 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,320 So let's read fully mean up. He gives me a fiver and he goes 476 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,800 go and enjoy yourself. Lovely touch. 477 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,200 We 5 point no because that agent, you know, not used to 478 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,520 five point No, but we hadn't done the mouth. 479 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,520 I was going to pay me in her in that's £4 point for a bag of 480 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,320 sweets. But the meats are. 481 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,280 Yeah. So I had to walk up and go. 482 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,400 I can't pay for you to meet. I didn't know you were coming. 483 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,400 You pay yourself. And then I think I bought too 484 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,920 much sweet because she bought her and her mates tickets and I 485 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,320 thought I bought too much sweets and I was too hyper and I it 486 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,600 was, it was terrible. It was real bad like. 487 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,800 They did not go well. Nah because I was too like 488 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,680 because the mate was there. I want like you're almost 489 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,920 talking to me more than you know. 490 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,000 If we just me and her, we might actually had a conversation. 491 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,360 But but I remember just being like unbelievably like palm 492 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,160 sweaty, nervous. I've not to pay for you. 493 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,640 That's amazing. I I remember also that morning 494 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,880 going to the chemist to get gaol from her like like wet look, tub 495 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,560 of gel. Was it the VO5? 496 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,720 No, this is Camus's own brand 3 litre tub for about 45 P. 497 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,080 And the day didn't go well. You just went, I guess, with it, 498 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,120 spiky as you tell the Barber. What would you work? 499 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,560 Do you? Ever have that face where you 500 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:37,600 had like the shaved sides so you get like a wee pattern in the 501 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,800 back of your head because you see fucking CC playing for 502 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,120 Liverpool? You're like, I want that. 503 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,280 The Barber can just give you a train. 504 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,600 Truck. I have a weird shaved head at 505 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,560 the box what would have extenuated at the back. 506 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,680 On the front, on the sides. Your head looks like a potato. 507 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,080 Genuinely looks like a potato do. 508 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,240 You know what's that would star? That's really annoying. 509 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,040 You know I hate them. Yeah, I'm. 510 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,960 Going to make you eat your own head and then you'll be sick. 511 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:04,800 And I'd be dead. Not necessarily Patty. 512 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,200 Patty said that you can eat your own head. 513 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,400 He said he's seen that. He would, yeah. 514 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,880 He'd see a guy who lived in the Blocks Rd who did that once. 515 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,840 But no, if you eat your head, I think I would die. 516 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,920 But I remember a load of me it's getting a night tech done. 517 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,080 Yeah, I had. That thing and that was. 518 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,920 Sweet, you had that. I had that. 519 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,440 I'd love it if someone went like, like someone just went a 520 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,000 little bit off reservation, got like the Lecox Sportage logo, 521 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,120 like it was always Nike, you know what I mean? 522 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,120 Maybe Adi does, but no one's getting seen that after in the 523 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,280 back of the head. But Sherman? 524 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,160 Flames on it and some denim jeans. 525 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:41,480 I am the king of this disco. One time I went out and then it 526 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,720 was like, you know, I was, I was allowed to get like an outfit. 527 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:47,200 Yeah, right. And I was maybe I'm going to say 528 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:52,720 I was 11 this point 11-12. And it's like we went, I went to 529 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:57,280 top man and got a shirt and it was, do you remember there was 530 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,480 that it was almost like a silk material might well been silk 531 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,800 and it was baby blue and white and it faded into each other in 532 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,000 like a pattern. Do you understand what? 533 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,320 I mean like I'm following. You right and the sleeves were 534 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:14,040 quite short and had barbed wire on the sleeves both sides. 535 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,280 So I got that and it was cheaper than what I was allowed to 536 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,000 spend. So I went would I be able to get 537 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,400 other things and we fought. We were in some shop and 538 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,840 remember. Fucked. 539 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,480 Do you remember the brand FCUK? I do, yeah. 540 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,520 Because everyone got them. Because it's like you think it 541 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,960 says fuck if you look real quick. 542 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,120 I was in the start of that and it was like, this is if you had 543 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,640 any certified male bastard collect your certificate, you 544 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:43,160 know, And I got umm, jeans of that and a denim jacket. 545 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,880 So I wore the jeans, the silk shirt with a barbed wire, the 546 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:52,160 match in denim jacket, and Oh my God, nonsense dream. 547 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,400 It's also another band that plays Butler 's dream. 548 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,880 Well, yeah, this is also let's welcome you headline action. 549 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:11,720 The nonsense dream be my baby. Fashion you remember your. 550 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,360 Chance do you? Remember your first date? 551 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,080 I was actual date going out. I do, but again, it was one of 552 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,080 those. It wasn't a one-on-one. 553 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,360 You'd go with a group. It. 554 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,800 Was me and the whole youth stuff? 555 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,600 No, it was like you'd go out with the rest of like your 556 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,760 mates. Yes, but I'm talking do you 557 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,400 remember your first one-on-one date? 558 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,760 Oh, I don't think I really had one of those until I was about 559 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,720 1516. When, when I was in like 560 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,560 secondary school, I was going out with a girl and she lived in 561 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,680 Cumber, right? So, but I live like walking 562 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,760 distances school. But I remember we kind of 563 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,600 arranged it through war on SMS, right? 564 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,600 And she said, you know, why don't you come to my house after 565 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,520 school? My mom and dad are away. 566 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:04,080 No, I'm about 12:13. What am I going to do, right? 567 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,880 But she's like, come on over. I have a free house and I'm 568 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,360 like, I have no puberty, you know? 569 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:14,200 And she. You come over the Wee barbed 570 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:19,880 Wire shirt. So I was still like, and the 571 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,800 whole day I made the mistake of telling people in my class where 572 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,000 I was going after school house, free house, and I was like, oh, 573 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,640 fuck. So again, like my dad with the 574 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,240 shirt, the pressure is not here. And at about, I don't know, 575 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,520 3:00, when it was time to go and get the buses, I said the guy 576 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,840 who was on the Cumber bus, I was like. 577 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:41,880 Christopher, I can't do it. Tell her I didn't bring jeans 578 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,400 and I just went home because I said I brought a change of 579 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,720 clothes, but I didn't bring jeans. 580 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,080 And I was like, I can't. And I remember fully lapping 581 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,200 that. Like fully lapping that. 582 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,400 Why were you really just like a really shy awkward? 583 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was similar, but I wasn't 584 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,000 like, I'm awkward. Not in the quiet way. 585 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,400 I'm too loud when I'm awkward, right? 586 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,120 I told you I'm shy and you didn't believe me. 587 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,400 Yeah, I am. But it's not in a shy way of 588 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,800 like, don't talk to me. It's like I'll just keep 589 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,360 talking. Then eventually this will be 590 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,880 fine. Always like that. 591 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,760 So I always, even if a girl like me ended up just insulting her 592 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,240 so they'd stop liking me in the end, right, because the big come 593 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,560 over and be like, oh, I like your shoes. 594 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,720 I'm like, you would you ugly bitch. 595 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,680 And then they're like, I don't, I don't like you. 596 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,280 Sabotage I. Can't help it. 597 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:25,680 Yeah. Yeah. 598 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,200 I just, when I get awkward, I just insult people. 599 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,760 Yeah. So I'm terrible on this. 600 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,600 Yeah. Because I'm really fucking bad 601 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,520 at it, yeah. We we should definitely like 602 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,160 Butlins. Oh, OK, yeah, go to. 603 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,040 Butlins, I would not like to work with you at all. 604 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,520 Why? I treat you good, I treat you 605 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,440 nice. I mean, it'd be such a bombshell 606 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,520 for my wife. So you know why? 607 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,960 Well, in more ways than one, I'm going out with them. 608 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,480 I Yeah. With me. 609 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,880 Yeah, I don't know. I just, I just, I just couldn't 610 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,040 imagine a happening. What mean you didn't know me 611 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,520 neither? No, I think you can a bit, but I 612 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,520 just. Know I can't. 613 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,720 You would love. You love to date me. 614 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,360 No, I would. You're such an egotistical. 615 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,720 Love to date? No. 616 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,560 Do you know why? Casting cards. 617 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,280 Do you think you have me on? We're great friends. 618 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,840 We do good shows together. I don't want to bang you. 619 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,800 I'm just, I guess. Who's bucking the gold Drink 620 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:25,080 this guy. You know yourself. 621 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,640 I think if it. Doesn't work out my marriage. 622 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,240 I see me and you pair of red coats. 623 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,960 We were front row watching McFly tear it up. 624 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,560 Like why would you want married? This is way better dude. 625 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,560 We're going to meet Tenchi Strider tonight. 626 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:53,760 Why would you want Oh fam? Phaser from M Dubs is coming 627 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:59,120 down tonight. Dan, could you do something for 628 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,680 us? I'd love to know how much see 629 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,920 some of the acts we're talking about. 630 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,160 Is there any way you could find some sort of website that has 631 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:10,440 like a rate card for certain acts, like pop acts, and then 632 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,640 you call them out and we'll try and guess the price? 633 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,920 That's a phenomenal I. Tell you right, tension Strider 634 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,240 is fuck all because I he did a nightclub in Newcastle and I met 635 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,760 him where Quinn's wasn't even a proper nightclub. 636 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,360 That's in Newcastle. Yeah, that's why I said a 637 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,240 nightclub in Newcastle. Yeah, but it's in, it's in 638 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:34,280 Newcastle. Yeah, but you said, you said 639 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,560 Newcastle. Newcastle. 640 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Quinn's is in Newcastle. 641 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,680 Newcastle. Yeah, I'm not doing this again. 642 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,520 I know, but just saying Newcastle and so say. 643 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:48,160 Shredder do do at Newcastle. No, but I think he caused a 644 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,240 couple of ground that looks like. 645 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:55,120 I think for he's giving you an hour, an hour of his time, maybe 646 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,760 an hour doing the greatest hits. No, no. 647 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,200 He did 2 songs but they ended up making greet with everyone. 4 648 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,840 grand I I'd be surprised if you. Got remember back in the day 649 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,880 where everybody just went to meet the cast of Geordie Shore 650 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:14,720 and nightclubs remember people will go nuts guys from Geordie 651 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,880 shores up and sense. That's why the fuck are we doing 652 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,160 stand up? Can we just go standing there? 653 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:20,960 Is it mean? Great. 654 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,320 Yeah. Do you, Did you ever go to like 655 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,560 a meet and greet like that on a night out? 656 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,880 The tension Strider 1 was one. I went to a Chris Jericho one. 657 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,160 See the tent you tried to 1. Did you get a photo with him 658 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,120 like you chat to him? Yeah, yeah, I'll find the photo. 659 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,920 Did you? Send it to. 660 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,120 I'll send it to Dan. Yeah. 661 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,560 Did you do you only send it right now? 662 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,080 Send that? Did you get to chat to him or 663 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,840 was he just? Going I came up to him and I did 664 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,920 really like that you strider time. 665 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,000 I was like mom, big fans are good to me and he just like 666 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,320 looked at me and like took the photo and fucked off. 667 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,240 Just was not. Is he like your height? 668 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,720 Smaller like I'm like this on tent you strider. 669 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,720 You were like, you didn't chat to him, but you got the armour. 670 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,920 Yeah, yeah, I got the armour and he's not up for it. 671 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,160 Like he's got the sunglasses. Who'd up? 672 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,960 He had his, who'd up like a hot over the hood. 673 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,560 It was really weird. But no, he's he's, he's 674 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,040 literally Tenchy. They're not going to have it 675 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:14,120 online. We'll just run type in naughties 676 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:21,360 UK pop acts and just call us out some and let we'll decide what 677 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,160 we think the price would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 678 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,560 Well, let's while while they look up some of these acts, 679 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,800 what's our club right. So let's have we have a space in 680 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,600 mind where we book these guys for Yeah. 681 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,280 So is it are we in Belfast or we? 682 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,080 There's a lot of empty space in the Odyssey right now, right 683 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,240 throughout all the throughout the beach club, throughout the I 684 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,960 just take over boxes old place. Right, we rebrand or we keep it 685 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,640 as. We rebrand box. 686 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,360 We we brown box. I can't speak. 687 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:54,280 This is this is me and Mickey Bartlett. 7 pints maybe we'll re 688 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,280 brown box. Right. 689 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,440 We'll be all the big ox. We'll re brown box. 690 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,680 What do we call the new nightclub? 691 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:06,320 Something to do with like the Titanic or the docks. 692 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,199 The Iceberg Lounge. The Iceberg Lounge. 693 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:11,520 I think I'm stroked up from Batman, but. 694 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,639 No, no, no, no. Yeah. 695 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,480 No, I have. Let us take the Iceberg Lounge. 696 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,199 Yeah, let us in. I thought you were going to 697 00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:19,960 argue and go, no, we call it the lattice. 698 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,639 I was like, no. No, it's the iceberg line, the 699 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:24,760 VIP, but it's called the lattice. 700 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,800 Yeah, right. So can you guys through some? 701 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,920 Smoking areas just that we load the lifeboats, The garden. 702 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,159 Weather, Tencent. Why is all people die? 703 00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:33,840 I know. Good, Titanic, good. 704 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,960 Atomic Kitten. No, here's where we get in 705 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,320 there, like a wee bit of a grey area. 706 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,080 If it's not that old. Are we talking to original? 707 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,960 Are we talking to original lineup or are we talking 708 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,960 whatever the latest incarnation of this? 709 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,920 There's a latest. Incarnation of atomic. 710 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,280 They've changed a little bit as well. 711 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,840 Is it carried on left? Right, this is what I was 712 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,080 thinking. Is big KK in it because you know 713 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,800 she's making money other ways now? 714 00:34:59,280 --> 00:34:59,680 Right. Do you? 715 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,120 Know what I mean? So you're going to have to. 716 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,200 She'll be a bit spammy. Is she only found? 717 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,560 She has on only fence. OK. 718 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,280 Right. So you're going to have to coax 719 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,320 her out of that. Right. 720 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,760 I think let's take all these as original lineups. 721 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,480 I said Tom Mckitton, because as well, there's three of them, 722 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,120 they haven't been together in a long time. 723 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,120 It's going to cost a wee bit more for them to. 724 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,880 They probably have big disagreements. 725 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,320 Yeah. And like a bit of beef. 726 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,120 So we gotta, we gotta like get them to squash out to come 727 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,560 together. And this is all for one A1 hour 728 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,960 set. Just a one off. 729 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:35,880 A1 off, one hour set. I'm going to say, I'm going to 730 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,960 say 9 grand, 3 grand. I was thinking about 10 so that 731 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,200 seems you know. Maybe they say 10 and they 732 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,000 settle for 9 they're happy with. That yeah, that's a will offer 733 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,840 Atomic Kitten. Sorry, did you say we say 10 and 734 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,440 they settle for 9:00? Yeah, there's so. 735 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,800 Bad. There's anyone there. 736 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,960 They're not. They're so bad at business. 737 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,040 Ten nine final offer. All right, Carrie. 738 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,640 All Stars. Who's that? 739 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:09,120 Scored four Top 40 hits between 2001, 2002 including Ashley 740 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,360 Taylor AKA Darren from Hollyoaks. 741 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,680 He was in it, yeah. I'm I'm gonna sit like me and 742 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,080 you're quite knowledgeable. Music guys, pop wise, never 743 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:18,920 heard of them. No. 744 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,920 I'm not. Two round. £40. 745 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,960 Don't remember them two round no. 746 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,720 I'll give them free slushies. You got to remember we've got to 747 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,680 pay their flights to come. Let's do, let's do flights and 748 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,480 accommodation or so that's covered. 749 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,320 OK, that's covered, right. So we get them like cheap 750 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,120 flights and we put them in the top. 751 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,080 Yeah, right. So the two grand. 752 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,400 I'm not even you're being I. I take 1 grand. 753 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,960 A grand, Yeah, Yeah. I have to pay for their own 754 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,560 drinks. Samantha Mamba. 755 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,600 See, she Here's the thing right? She has a different level in 756 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,440 Belfast because she was in a deal we advert so people know 757 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,240 that bad it, too bad it. Everyone the dance were ducking 758 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,320 there's. Just one guy diving in 759 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:11,600 handbutting everyone. The most that's a realistic. 760 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,640 Samantha Mumba. I'd say about 12. 761 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,720 Too high. But I'm going to say this. 762 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,880 I think I don't know anything about it, but I think she would 763 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,920 think she's worth a little bit more than actually what the real 764 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,760 value is. OK. 765 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,880 And there's nothing wrong with that. 766 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,120 Yeah, but I would. I think 12 is overshooting it a 767 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,760 bit. I think Mumba's going to take it 768 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,040 it, but I don't know where she's based. 769 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,200 If she's based down South, get her off for it is. 770 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,600 She from down South, Yeah, I thought. 771 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,040 I don't know why. I thought she was like from 772 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,760 London. I don't, I don't know why. 773 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,440 I don't know. I don't even know what she looks 774 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,320 like. I don't, I don't know who this 775 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,120 is. Like, I know the bad air too. 776 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,400 Bad air. That's the reason I know who 777 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,320 Samantha is. No, she was beauty luck. 778 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,160 Right, right. I I'd say 12. 779 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,000 I think that's what she want. Done. 780 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,920 Oh, oh, lovely lady. Very good. 781 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,840 Oh, hello lovely lady. I feel bad now. 782 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,840 I was like, oh, that's why you give me that look when I said I 783 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,800 didn't. Think no, no, no. 784 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,520 I just. You assumed I'm a racist. 785 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,560 I didn't know what you looked like. 786 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:21,360 I'm OK with racism, multiculturalism. 787 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:27,920 You know Liberty X. Oh, OK, OK, now, now you're 788 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,680 because liberty acts were a big deal. 789 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,440 I remember totally photo booths you'd have in like Asda, yeah, 790 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,240 just go in the front and if you paid like 4 LB you can get a 791 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,160 photo. But like the group of Liberty 792 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:41,520 acts and then just like my fat face in it, celebrity acts were 793 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,000 they were the shit. Again, lot of moving parts there 794 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,520 and I think to bring them together, yeah, that's all for a 795 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,640 little bit more, just a little bit more. 796 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:57,000 Oh, just a little bit. I think because I think some of 797 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,800 them have gone on to do like stuff way outside of music and I 798 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,360 think they wouldn't be interested unless we had them 799 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,720 with a big offer. I think we're bringing out 16 800 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,640 grand for Liberty. X16. 801 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,520 Grand. I know, I know. 802 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,080 I don't think it's, I don't think we should do it from 803 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,120 business point of view, but I think that's what it's going to 804 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,240 take. What have they got other than 805 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,000 just a little bit more? What else are they bringing to 806 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,600 the table? Because I was going to go sexy. 807 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,320 That's the same. I know I really did that as. 808 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,320 Well, yeah, it's the exact. Same time I have one of the 809 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,800 albums I can't remember. I think I just isn't sexy. 810 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,880 And then I go back to the start of it. 811 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:31,080 Sexy Go back to the start of it and song for lovers. 812 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:37,000 There's a song for lovers that you hear all the time, but 813 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,640 you're like no other to me. I don't know. 814 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,160 I don't know why I'm down. So I'm just sitting here like, 815 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,280 sing away, we man. Down here else we got. 816 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,560 One true voice. I'll pay for this myself, OK? 817 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,240 I loved one true voice. If you don't know, you don't 818 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,120 know who one true voice are. Let me tell you on Pop Stars, 819 00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,760 the Rivals, it was girls allowed and one true voice right now. 820 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,400 There was a fucking travesty in that one true voice were never 821 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,880 backed because they had something. 822 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,840 Let me tell you that right now. So they're, they're, they're 823 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:14,400 single was umm, uh, what was it called? 824 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,360 Shakespeare's way with words. No, Don, let me get on to that. 825 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:23,560 It was secret trust as and it was a double single after you're 826 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,400 gone double double single, right. 827 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,280 You got both on the one because you bought single. 828 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,440 Oh yeah, I know what double means. 829 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,760 Don, you mentioned Shakespeare's way with words potentially it's 830 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,680 not good, but the most underrated pop song of all time. 831 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,000 Let me run you through these lyrics. 832 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,160 No one true voice yet They won the show I think over girls 833 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,160 Allowed and everyone thought they're going to be massive 834 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,280 Shakespeare rewards with their second single that only I bought 835 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,360 out of anyone ever. If I had Shakespeare's way with 836 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:03,120 words, I would write a song it. If you put your name upon it, 837 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,480 how can I be heard in my heart I am a poet, don't know how to 838 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,160 show it. If only I had Shakespeare's way 839 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,080 with words. I don't think it got into the 840 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:19,920 top 300 in the charts. They they've topped the poll for 841 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,240 Britain's worst group. There you go. 842 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,040 Shakespeare's worst peaked #10. #10 on the charts. 843 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,880 Holy shit. I bought multiple copies of it. 844 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,560 I think we could get one true voice in for seven grand, but I 845 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,880 don't think we're doing business that night. 846 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,000 I feel that would be 1. Like, you keep pushing for it 847 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,680 and I keep telling you, no, This is Money that could be better 848 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,280 spent on carry Katona. Yeah. 849 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,760 And then you're like, now we've got them. 850 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,040 Yeah. OK, one more. 851 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,960 I don't even send them an offer. You don't want to. 852 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,640 This is a cause of fraction on our business. 853 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,640 Mystique. OK, we're talking some Myling 854 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,000 class up in this bitch, aren't we? 855 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,600 She was in. Oh no, she was in hearsay. 856 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,800 Oh yeah, she was here. Mistake was. 857 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,200 So so so. Skinny Alicia Dixon. 858 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:07,640 Yes, was scandalous by mistake. Yep, Alicia Dixon was in. 859 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,200 Do you remember the video for any or D Rockstar? 860 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,800 Yes. Oh no, lap dance. 861 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,200 Lap dance. No, I only know the rocks. 862 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,520 I was just, I don't remember in the Rockstar. 863 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,520 She's dancing in the video for any or D lap dance. 864 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,160 YouTube it but use your Nord VPN. 865 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:33,400 And your manscaped. Get into your encrypted tunnel. 866 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,040 And. Check that one out. 867 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,160 The encrypted tunnel on Earth. It's wild. 868 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,400 Yeah, it was one of those ones. Back then I didn't even know if 869 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,880 it was on. I didn't know how, I couldn't. 870 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,520 Just you have to make sure your parents weren't there in the 871 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,880 room. Yeah, I would get all that weird 872 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,440 and sweaty. I remember the video looked up 873 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,720 for me dirty by Christina Aguilera. 874 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,720 I was felt as an older man Now that's that's dirt to be on a 875 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,320 turn the. Option Never like a big 876 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,760 Christina Aguilera guy. Neither was I I watched it but 877 00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:02,560 the sound off but the video the. Maker Grace Kelly. 878 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,120 Who did you? Out of that like era of pop, who 879 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,200 did you really fancy? Girls wise. 880 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:18,440 Now that you've said that, No Boys Wife, No Boys Wife sound 881 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,320 like the new incarnation of One true voice. 882 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:25,520 Boys wife sounds like a fucking West or boys and tribute boys 883 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,480 right? Who did I? 884 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,120 That is a great question and I need to think about this. 885 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:36,560 I'm thinking because Alicia Dixon was one from like I 886 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,240 thought she was gorgeous and still is. 887 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,040 My little class was up there for me. 888 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,120 Yeah, she was quite where? Where is she? 889 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,880 She was like. She was everywhere. 890 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,720 Followed everything, Yeah. Oh. 891 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,760 God, who else? This sounds weird for like audio 892 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,480 listeners because I've just went mailing class. 893 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,760 Oh God, who? Who would you have fancied? 894 00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,080 Nothing. I was never, I've said as more 895 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,440 guys before, I didn't really fancy like celebrities. 896 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,120 I found them so like alien. Does that make sense? 897 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,680 Like they weren't even real. Right. 898 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,040 You know what I mean? It's realistic. 899 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's different. 900 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,800 You know, it's not like, like I have a teenage sister who loves 901 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,120 Harry Styles and like, and her should go like, I know I'll 902 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,720 never be with him. But in her eyes you can see 903 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,480 there's a little bit of hope. I don't think dudes do that. 904 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,320 I don't think guys are like, I'll, I'll be with Rihanna 905 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,400 eventually. There's like Rihanna? 906 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,200 Yeah, Rihanna's sister Chantelle is it? 907 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,840 Was it Chantelle? T-shirt. 908 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,560 T-shirt. Is that Rihanna's sister? 909 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,880 Yes, yeah. That's you're something new 910 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,960 every day. I I I'm pretty sure it is. 911 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,160 Maybe a cousin is it. Please look that up so I don't 912 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,960 potty fact myself here. I'm certain it's her sister. 913 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,920 Potty definitely has a potty factoid. 914 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,520 Someone called Chantelle her her boy at his own head in the Glen 915 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,760 Rd. Fine, nothing but his T-shirt at 916 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,720 all. That was. 917 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,840 Great, fuck you. While we find out their 918 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,280 relationship, the comedians, boxing is taking over 919 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,560 everything. Oh yeah? 920 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,360 Well, by the time this episode comes out, it's going to be a 921 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,920 week away. Would that be right down? 922 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,240 Roughly a week away. Yeah, let's go with that. 923 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,040 What as like a guy who you're going to do some commentary for 924 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,040 us on the night, you're going to be important, you're going to be 925 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,600 you're 1 of you're the ringer. Yeah, yeah. 926 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,600 Do you? What's your like take on the 927 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,120 whole thing? Like what are you observing? 928 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,160 Because it's all consuming for everybody in it. 929 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,360 And I would. I'm jealous because you get the 930 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,760 like. I'm watching everyone on 931 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,280 Instagram lose their collective fucking minds, which is really 932 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,480 enjoyable. Yeah, just watching you slobber, 933 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,440 date everyone slobber each other on Instagram. 934 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,320 I think because it's so light, so quick that it's good because 935 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,000 you can just focus on the training side. 936 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:46,560 No one's really posting the training, so I'm not seeing what 937 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,560 you're doing. I'm just seeing loads of people 938 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,480 in weird clothes in a gym every now and then. 939 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,360 Yeah. So I'm not seeing what's getting 940 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,600 into it. So I went to, it'll be a few 941 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,880 weeks ago, but it was a couple of nights ago when we're 942 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,560 recording this. I went. 943 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,840 So we've we've been doing a little bit of sparring with Sean 944 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,400 McComb in missile fitness. Yeah, in the West, just just a 945 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,520 bit, but it was more like. So how you talk about boxing 946 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,880 without doing this at any point, just doing away? 947 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:20,000 A lot of it is him just training me just do that noise and but 948 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,840 imagine I'm on Realty or not but just getting knocked out in 3 949 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,320 seconds. Dumb. 950 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,640 So yeah, we would do, we would do sparring, but it's only body 951 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:36,640 or we do sparring, but your toes have to be like touching from 1 952 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,360 shoe. So you're not, you know, so it's 953 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,600 very much like static. Does that make sense? 954 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,240 What do you mean you're so you have to have your? 955 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:45,280 I literally can't do the. Most so my my right toe would 956 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,640 touch your left toe. And you would. 957 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,680 Lean back so you're not really like you're close enough where 958 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,880 you're not going to hurt each other. 959 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,880 So we're doing sparring, but it's it, there's caveats to it. 960 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,560 OK, I see. Hello. 961 00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,840 You've been reading as well as boxing I'm. 962 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,880 Sorry, my phone right? That's never happened in the. 963 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,960 Book I have one true voice. No, no. 964 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,680 Is Eddie Hearn and please don't do this. 965 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,640 But we went on Monday there to Holy Trinity Boxing Club and 966 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:19,960 West Belfast that has produced like all the Champions and I 967 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,640 thought we were going to be sparring each other. 968 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:27,800 So in my group it's Pete Geffen, Shawn Mcalevey, Ronan Boyle, 969 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,800 Rachel Mcpeak, Heather Anderson, right. 970 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,800 Hope I haven't left anybody. So we so I thought we were going 971 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,920 to be boxing each other as like a bit of a mix. 972 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,920 Get there. There's all these like kids 973 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,360 training and I mean you go into this club and by the way, like 974 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,360 you don't just feel the history of a place. 975 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,920 Yeah, you walk in, you go holy for like. 976 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,960 This place is prestigious, yeah. Pictures on the walls. 977 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,120 Trophies, I'll get that with they were playing. 978 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,000 I get that way. There's like comedy clubs FMN 979 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,680 like the Comedy Store, like oh. Fuck yeah, yeah, exactly the 980 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,440 same thing. OK, walk in. 981 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,040 There's 8910 year olds training and I'm like oh it's kind of 982 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,360 cool, cute that they're doing that. 983 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,760 Assassins just like the part, just with the pods. 984 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,320 Quick, strong as a Gen. You're learning how to go and 985 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,760 they're not going to go. That's what I need. 986 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,800 To do difference in technique, yeah, like they're. 987 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,040 Unbelievable. And I'm a thank God January. 988 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,800 I'm like, thank God I'm not fighting these children because 989 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,760 they knock us all out. I thought we were just barring 990 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,880 each other. We were doing full sparring for 991 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,760 the first time with the hair gear on with like 1819 year 992 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,640 olds. Thank God I'm not fighting these 993 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,160 children. Yeah, yeah. 994 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,840 Why? And here's the thing about it. 995 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,160 They're so like, disciplined. Like they're not just fucking 996 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,520 about. Yeah, they're looking at the 997 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,440 pods and I'm watching them throw a punch. 998 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,960 And then by the time I can, I've blinked through 4:00. 999 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,720 So I say to Sean McComb, like, oh, what's who am I mixed with 1000 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:57,160 tonight? He was. 1001 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,200 We're going to keep rotating it. So I'm like, oh, I'll be boxed. 1002 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,600 Sean Mclavy and Pete Giffen. No, no, we're fighting like a 1003 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,360 late juniors. So these are 1819 year olds and 1004 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,920 they Christmas has come early for them. 1005 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,560 Imagine being like training, being that age. 1006 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,640 And then they go. There's some comedians that 1007 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,920 think they can box. Do you want to get in the ring 1008 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,160 with them? Fucking right. 1009 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,760 Did they? Because they want to beat us up. 1010 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:24,480 Yeah, but they were from when we walked in like the nicest kid. 1011 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,520 You like everyone coming up, having a chat, making you feel 1012 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,600 welcome. And I was shitting myself 1013 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,920 because I was first in and you've got the hair gear on, 1014 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:37,120 you've got the gum shield in. But now we're moving. 1015 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,600 Like it's not just body shots. This is open sparring. 1016 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:44,200 Straight to the head. I, I, I assume I'm not going to 1017 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,360 be stupid. I'm, I'm assuming they were told 1018 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,880 to take a little bit off like they're maybe going 70%. 1019 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,000 I'm told you just go 100 because. 1020 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,520 Was anyone proper fucked up by these kids? 1021 00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,640 Sean and EI Sean I'm pretty sure got it nose broken. 1022 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,280 Sean Michael Levy. But. 1023 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:12,520 They're that they're that quick. It's like it's unreal. 1024 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,120 It's not what we're going to be fighting. 1025 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,240 So if we can do this and get through it, we can fight each 1026 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:17,480 other. Oh. 1027 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,200 If I can make it through these children, then they. 1028 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,120 I can't. Describe like. 1029 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,920 I can't describe the speed, the power, the technique. 1030 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,880 You can tell that, like anyone who goes to this place is 1031 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,160 obsessed with boxing. Yeah, because I thought as well, 1032 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,560 I was like being a bit paranoid. I go, they're all going to want 1033 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,080 to knock me out to tell their mates they did it and we had 1034 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,360 Calvin down film. And so I'm thinking they're 1035 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,720 going to kick the fuck out of me here. 1036 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,880 But they because they have that discipline and like, respect for 1037 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,600 their coaches and the gym, OK, Nobody was like that. 1038 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,240 Here's what I've noticed when you're saying like what have you 1039 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,160 sitting notice from the boxing, from the outside? 1040 00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:59,480 These are all very paranoid. Every single 1 he is. 1041 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,600 I feel like you've all watched a videotape a week ago and you're 1042 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,920 going to die. To this day, you're all freaking 1043 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,560 out. I know and I'm I'm the only. 1044 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,440 You're one of the most common ones, and even then you're 1045 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,080 shifting. I sent Potty, I was talking to 1046 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,960 Potty last night on what's up about the boxing, just general 1047 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,160 child. I was like, how's it going and 1048 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,720 all mate and we're trying to work out a few things for the 1049 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:24,240 night and I sent him a short clip of me doing sparring, but I 1050 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:28,040 sent that his only view once because I didn't want him to be 1051 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:33,680 able to send that on Johnny Bo. Apparently if Patty's telling 1052 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,960 the truth, Johnny won't post anything in that group or any 1053 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,480 later because he thinks Paddy's telling me, which he isn't. 1054 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,440 So Johnny's doing this like secret training and it's but I 1055 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,360 love all this because it's going to be over in a few weeks. 1056 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,080 But it's fun. It's like it's pretend. 1057 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,800 You know this like the boxing because I can't do it. 1058 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,400 I'm on the outside. If we do stars in your eyes, 1059 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,160 that 100% be my approach. I will not send you my 1060 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,400 rehearsal. I will not tell you what I'm 1061 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,520 doing. Train with children and then 1062 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,240 you'll just see. Me, I'm a bit amazing. 1063 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,560 Well, that's what that's what we are going to do is the next 1064 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,920 thing. Yeah, because you know, there's 1065 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,880 been there's been like criticism of this of like all to deck 1066 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,840 measure and contest. It's a person competition. 1067 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,400 Yeah, it it is. It is definitely like a we want. 1068 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,440 You said I haven't seen anyone say that. 1069 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,240 They will, Dave said it on the pot on. 1070 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:27,600 Well, Dave's not doing it. I know, but but I do. 1071 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,600 It's not like I don't get his point. 1072 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,840 It is like there's like a what do you call like a mask in an 1073 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,880 element to There's like somewhere like yeah, exactly. 1074 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,640 But it's like, but I know how shit it, you know what I mean? 1075 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,120 Like, I don't think I'm a boxer. I don't think. 1076 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,800 I'm You're not out here being Jake Paul. 1077 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,440 Yes, I'm going out of a comfort zone. 1078 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,200 I'm doing this once. Yeah, I I love the fun of it and 1079 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,160 the fact that I don't, for all I know Johnny's going to knock me 1080 00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:01,040 out, but it's just so much fun. Yeah, it's brilliant. 1081 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,120 And the fact and you know, yeah, it's all for charity and we want 1082 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,680 to raise a fuck a lot of money for Peps. 1083 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,720 But. There is a, there is a selfish 1084 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:12,440 element to it where it's like, Oh yeah, but we get to do have 1085 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,520 this night. Yeah, I can't break anyone about 1086 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,560 it. Like I'd love the shed talk 1087 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,520 people but I'm also I'm aware I'm not doing it. 1088 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,560 But you definitely can't. I don't know. 1089 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,240 I can't sit and believe you'd be Do you remember when we played 1090 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,280 the football right? Why did I turn 92? 1091 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,560 Remember when we played the? Football, I remember. 1092 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,160 You had the mystique all in the changing. 1093 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,480 Remember when we were playing the football, we were getting 1094 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,800 tanked 11/1 and Mickey Bartlett was on the side smoking figs and 1095 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,840 eating something. He's like user shite. 1096 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,840 And I was like, you don't get to say that because you didn't 1097 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,040 play. Using that, that's why we're 1098 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,600 going to be 11 but. It was like you, I was like, I 1099 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,160 was so annoyed. I was like, you didn't even 1100 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,200 fucking play I. Can't remember that. 1101 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:56,480 Yes you can. Oh, was that when I scored the 1102 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,720 50 yard half volley? Yes, I remember that now. 1103 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,600 Yes, yes. Also, it was one of the best 1104 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,040 goals I've ever seen in my life. Remember Me frantically trying 1105 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,160 to see if anyone filmed it because it was a guy playing. 1106 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,440 He went, I, my daughter caught that video and I was like, bring 1107 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,000 me to her. I was like, she's like, I don't 1108 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,200 know what she's going through her phone number. 1109 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,640 Just just get it. I don't know if that I was like, 1110 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,160 get it, get me the clip. She didn't have it. 1111 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,640 I left. That's how I feel with the box 1112 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,440 and I I even if someone gets brutally knocked out, I will not 1113 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,400 shit talk them because I can't. I didn't do it. 1114 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:33,520 Nobody should want anybody they nobody doing it should want. 1115 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,640 Obviously you don't want to get knocked out yourself. 1116 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,560 It was 10. You shouldn't really want to 1117 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,000 knock somebody else out because ideally. 1118 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,520 You're going to lose you. Put on a good spectacle, it's 1119 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:47,360 good. But nobody, I don't I, I do not 1120 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,040 want anybody to get hurt, least of all me. 1121 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,320 But I don't want to. I don't want Johnny to hurt me 1122 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,680 and I don't want to hurt him. I want at the end of it to be 1123 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,960 like, that was great fun. I promise you I don't want to 1124 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,440 hurt him. I promise you don't because he's 1125 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,040 he's my mate. Yeah, if it can't be helped, if 1126 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,160 it if it gets hurt, he gets hurt. 1127 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,400 Oh, yeah. But that's part I'm seeing with 1128 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,040 me. But if it was somebody I didn't 1129 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,680 know as well, I'd maybe want to knock them out, right. 1130 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,840 But I don't think me or Johnny would want to knock each other. 1131 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,920 I think we both want to win. I don't think one knock each 1132 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,800 other, OK, because I don't think we won't. 1133 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,080 We're not. It's not in our like, psyche. 1134 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,760 They want to. I think, I think people are 1135 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,400 expecting knockouts, but it's it's white collar box you're not 1136 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,720 going to get. No. 1137 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,800 Knockouts, I don't think. I don't want to see anyone 1138 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,160 really badly hurt me. We met her. 1139 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,720 Yeah. Bergen knows we're showing. 1140 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:31,040 That's funny. That is funny. 1141 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:33,440 Yeah Sean. So I left the spot. 1142 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,360 So we went to Holy Trinity, did a few rounds. 1143 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:41,800 I my cardio I thought was like very good, been like running 1144 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:46,800 loads, doing a lot of cardio stuff and I did 3 rounds. 1145 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,400 Now the me and Johnny aren't going to be as frantic as like 1146 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:55,200 the 18 year olds who boxed a couple times a week, but I 1147 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,640 thought I was going to be sick on the way home. 1148 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,920 Then I woke up the day after and thought I got a hangover purely 1149 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,080 because I'd just been hit local times. 1150 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,640 My head was vibrating. Yeah, welcome to my fucking 1151 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,000 morning. Maybe you need to go to do that, 1152 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,880 and if someone there hit you hard enough it might just. 1153 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,400 Not sell a policy generally. Someone said this to me when I 1154 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,120 said it wasn't in the box and they're like, sure, what's more 1155 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,280 brain damage? And I was like. 1156 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,640 I think it was me. No, I think it was Michael Levy, 1157 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,640 actually. In for a penny. 1158 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,240 Then it broke his fucking no, it was, it was Mike Levy was like, 1159 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,040 sure, what's more brain damage? And I was like, yeah. 1160 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,840 But I see the point not. I'm not ATV mate, you can't hit 1161 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,240 me in the back and I start working. 1162 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,800 I know, but if you do the track in a wee bit you might get 1163 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:30,840 sorted out. Claim on my nipples. 1164 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,280 Some work either, believe me, I'm trying. 1165 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:40,200 Just in the hospital, sure. What so we're going to do stars 1166 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,080 in your eyes night. I think limelight See, I was 1167 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,880 going to say I ain't limelight want to be perfect for that. 1168 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,160 Yeah. But then is this a thing where 1169 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:50,560 people because obviously local comedy has such a following and 1170 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,880 people are so supportive of the scene and a lot of the same 1171 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,920 people will go to like, go to see me, go to see you, call them 1172 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,360 Mickey, whatever. They just love local comedy. 1173 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,400 So would it be we put on a big stars and rise and again these 1174 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,920 all the only way we do these is if we're all for charity. 1175 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,400 Yeah, all for. Charity who I don't who want to 1176 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:14,040 make money out of this. One man here in Bartlett, the 1177 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,720 man who's currently in Rome, given a lecture about coins. 1178 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,840 I put up. Did you see? 1179 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,760 You see the post I put up last night? 1180 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,040 You see this? You didn't see this? 1181 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,960 Kieran put up an Instagram story of him at the Trevi Fountain and 1182 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,240 you know you're throwing a coin for good luck and make a wish. 1183 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,560 He put up a story, got Chloe the filament and he flicks a coin 1184 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,720 over his shoulder and I put up a post and said when you pretend 1185 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,760 to throw a coin in the Trevi Fountain, no one fine rightly, 1186 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,640 you're going to put a snorkel and go back in and get it. 1187 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,120 I have no doubt that Kieran gave a lecture in Roman boy coins and 1188 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,280 made Chloe spend the whole time fishing coins out of the Trevi 1189 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,080 Fountain. Yeah. 1190 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,560 Karen. He loves he'll. 1191 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,600 Do the stars in your eyes now, but in your in his eyes, you 1192 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,880 won't enjoy it because no, please let me do the honestly, 1193 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:01,120 the guys run by the Vatican City at the minute doing a raffle. 1194 00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,920 Who would you say who you would like to be if we did? 1195 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,440 Stars in your eyes? Or would you keep that secret? 1196 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,000 I would like I've said before, I'd like to do The Darkness. 1197 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,240 Justin Hawkins from The Darkness. 1198 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,000 Yeah, I changed my mind on who I would like to be every. 1199 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,600 Day, I probably would change it, but at the minute I think like 1200 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,400 the last time we're probably going to do it, but we did the 1201 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,760 box instead. But what I'm saying is, I think 1202 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:25,360 limelight one for that, yeah, but I totally misunderestimated 1203 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,160 the demand for the boxing. Now obviously the boxing so. 1204 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,920 You what the misunderestimated. Misunderestimated. 1205 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,880 Just underestimated. It's not a word. 1206 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,000 Yes, but I'm. Calling. 1207 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,400 I've been taking Blues to the head yard. 1208 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,520 But I'm calling but I'm calling head hard. 1209 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:45,280 I'm calling you miss. It's underestimate. 1210 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,480 Would you come and spend too much? 1211 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,880 Sorry, go. I under miss estimated the 1212 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,640 demand for the boxing to the point where I thought we would 1213 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,440 have to work really hard to sell it out. 1214 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,600 But like you said, sold out in 2 minutes. 1215 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,520 And then when we did that, everyone move it to the 1216 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,360 waterfront. Yeah. 1217 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,880 But any boxer I spoke to who normally come on the podcast 1218 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,640 said whatever you do, don't have in the waterfront because it's a 1219 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,200 brilliant venue for comedy and music. 1220 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,720 But for boxing, the Ulster Hall is the venue. 1221 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,040 Yeah. And but I think if we did a 1222 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,400 stars in your eyes, I'd say limelight one, but. 1223 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,640 I don't know if the demand is there for stars in your eyes 1224 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,360 that it is for boxing. I think people would still go. 1225 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,640 I don't think it would be the you. 1226 00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,520 Don't think it's Ulster Hall. I don't think. 1227 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,880 It's a limelight 1. I think it's a limelight. 1228 00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,040 One, I mean Limelight. One's a rock. 1229 00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,080 Faint like it's maybe? Perfectly better, yeah. 1230 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,880 Standing as well. Or if it were going to go bigger 1231 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,800 Telegraph. But like, I don't think because 1232 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,400 no way. You're like, oh, I don't think 1233 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,560 I'm a boxer. If we do stars in your eyes, I 1234 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,320 am the Beastie Boys in my mind. I will take it so seriously. 1235 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,280 All three. I'll be all of them. 1236 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,600 No, but one's dead. I'm him too. 1237 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,480 Yeah, well. I will be all of. 1238 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,440 Them What do you want with your body when you die? 1239 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,200 Your buried guy, Your cremation guy? 1240 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,600 Mushroom suit guy? What are you thinking? 1241 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,440 What the fuck is a mushroom Mushroom suit? 1242 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,560 You get buried in a biodegradable mushroom suit and 1243 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,080 you you turn into the earth. You turn into mushrooms. 1244 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,640 Is that a hang? No, it's a thing. 1245 01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,320 Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a thing. Some some celebrities, some 1246 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,680 famous actor. We've done an episode on it. 1247 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,280 Before I don't I would give all my organs away. 1248 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,240 I don't care. I really don't care about what 1249 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,880 happened. You could like just use me like 1250 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,640 we even like marionette and scar people. 1251 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,120 I don't you can weekend and burnings me. 1252 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,080 I don't care. Yeah, give all my organs away. 1253 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:36,920 I don't give a shit what happens after that right. 1254 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,120 Do you know what I mean? What about you? 1255 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:39,360 What about you? What would you? 1256 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:45,880 I like the idea of we call burnt cremation. 1257 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:51,920 Yeah, I like the idea. Burnt but leave you in a sunbed 1258 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:56,960 for 12 minutes when you die. Disrespectful open casket. 1259 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:58,280 They're like Easter. I can look. 1260 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,480 I looks like a lobster. Going to be Google marks all 1261 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,880 right I. Have to go to the afterlife. 1262 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:12,440 Me walking about hell like a reverse panda. 1263 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,400 That would be the worst thing. It might be a healthy and 1264 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,040 scondered. The whole time the goggling 1265 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,880 marks never fit. That's the torture of my head. 1266 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,080 Hell, Hell's actually sweet, but I'm like, I look like a Dick. 1267 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,480 That is so usually Hell's meant to be the worst peeing 1268 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,560 imaginable, and you're like, I look terrible, right? 1269 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:42,080 Now, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I like the idea of cremation. 1270 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:46,120 Yeah. But and if you're family you 1271 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:49,680 want to get bury, you're like should formal fuck. 1272 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:54,560 Foam, Foam. Well, I get formal in the tomb. 1273 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,440 We're going to be in hell. Look at the stories their 1274 01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:01,040 funerals like Class I I would do with Tupac's. 1275 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:05,080 Like Tupac got cremated and then his friends smoked his ashes and 1276 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,080 then joint. I don't want to. 1277 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,960 No one wants to smoke you. I want smoked Connor Keys would 1278 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:09,920 smoke you smoke? Yeah. 1279 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,240 I can't get Casey would smoke me and I respect him for it. 1280 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,600 What if he smokes you? Oh, what if he smokes you on 1281 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,360 stage at Lavery's in the comedy club? 1282 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,640 And then you're, you're always in the club. 1283 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:26,920 Do you know what I mean? Your vapours always in the club. 1284 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,120 Some people breathe in and they're in laveries. 1285 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,200 They're breathing in your organs. 1286 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,480 Yeah, that'd be a bit mentally. I don't want that actually. 1287 01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,800 Yeah, Put me, I put my ashes somewhere in a comedy club 1288 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,800 somewhere, just on a stage. That's where I'm on just in a 1289 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,960 week last. Case, I think you have a 1290 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,040 inflated opinion of what you think your legacy in standard. 1291 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,760 What I'm saying is a separate stage what I want. 1292 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,920 A separate stage for your Ashes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1293 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,400 Not always on this just, you know. 1294 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,240 Just. Tiny take us from a small man. 1295 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,920 So we matchbox. Yeah, it's gonna be cup and just 1296 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,640 have me just somewhere in a comedy club. 1297 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,200 I don't know, I said the potty McDonald he like a mural, not 1298 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,120 when he dies, but he like a mural W Belfast. 1299 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,720 Do you know what I what would if there is an afterlife? 1300 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:06,120 I don't I personally don't think there is. 1301 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,800 But if you got to see what was happening on earth after you 1302 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:13,240 died, the worst thing imaginable for me would be to die, get a 1303 01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,200 mural done of me to mark my death in Hollywood. 1304 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,200 And it's like wonky slightly. That would fucking kill. 1305 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,960 Tell me if I'm like one of my eyes is lower than the other, 1306 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,160 you know what I mean? Or like, there was just some 1307 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,080 slightly off that would fuck my head so bad. 1308 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,360 Would you like a mural, Donald? No polycarnate or something? 1309 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:31,960 No. No no, because all the murals 1310 01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,480 are just fucking acts paramilitary so I don't want one 1311 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,000 I. This might be a way to bring it 1312 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,880 bring in like a. New thing the only part the the 1313 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,000 only murals relevant Belfast are power military ones. 1314 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,520 I'm terribly painted footballers. 1315 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,240 Yeah. All she'd get. 1316 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:47,320 I don't specifically mention one because. 1317 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:53,480 Is it the one towards time past Collins water and it's Quasimodo 1318 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,960 scoring a screamer? I think, I think in 2016, I 1319 01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,240 think it was good, but it's 2023 it. 1320 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:05,400 Was it was never good. It was never good like it. 1321 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:06,720 Was Danny DeVito play from Norman? 1322 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,680 Who can forget when Slaw from The Goonies scored against 1323 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,880 Ukraine? That was an amazing time. 1324 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,800 Even the Healy one. Healy looks good in it, but no 1325 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,480 one else, Yeah, in the photo looks good. 1326 01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,880 Ashley calls eyes. Or like on either side. 1327 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:25,880 That's right. That's right. 1328 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:26,880 It looks. Mental. 1329 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,680 Yeah. I don't know. 1330 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,720 I think, yeah, I'd like to be involved in the design process 1331 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,720 myself. You ever see that sketch that 1332 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:37,480 they did on James Corden Show where they did the fake statue 1333 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:40,880 of David Beckham? No, no. 1334 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,920 They Brit, you know that like LA Galaxy Stadium, you know way 1335 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:45,440 back I'm. Like. 1336 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:50,120 The first like guy to go there of this year and they put and 1337 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,760 he's obviously for being as fuck. 1338 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:55,480 They present them with a statue and it's massive but they've 1339 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,880 done like a stupid one and he's not in on this. 1340 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,840 And he has, like, a big, long chin and, like, his eyes are all 1341 01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,640 sunk in, like, to be pistols in the snow. 1342 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,560 And like, his ball is ours is massive enough. 1343 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,840 And they show him it and they get the reaction. 1344 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:12,960 And he can't fake it. He's not like, most of us will 1345 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:13,640 go. That's brilliant. 1346 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:14,120 Yeah. Cheers. 1347 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,720 And then after you go, can you sort this out and not have this? 1348 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:20,400 Beckham's like, ah, what? He loses his mind. 1349 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,880 Phenomenal. But that's that would be you, 1350 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,400 yeah. Where's any art where I look 1351 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:26,600 ugly? And I'm like, I just assumed 1352 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,520 that's what I look like it. Doesn't any art where you look 1353 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,680 at what art are you getting done? 1354 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,320 Just anything, anytime I get someone. 1355 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,360 Like, are you Emperor Claudius? Just no, I'm not. 1356 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,120 We cartoon Jermaine. I look like a wee fucking 1357 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:38,840 hillbilly. I just expect that's what I look 1358 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:39,640 like. It doesn't bother me. 1359 01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:43,720 Yeah, I think we're opposites in that, yeah, you're a very VMR. I 1360 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:47,320 don't really give a shit. I've said this before, might be 1361 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,720 a weak defence. Do I like to try and look as 1362 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:55,400 best I can? Yes, but with AVIII will look 1363 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,680 and reflect the services. But it's only to make sure I 1364 01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,120 think I look all right and so it don't look bad. 1365 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,280 I'm not like I don't look at myself and go. 1366 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,560 I look at myself and I'm like, am I her OK? 1367 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,880 Am I like doing effects anything on myself? 1368 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,120 Yeah. But you know, at the same time, 1369 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,040 I'm a good looking kid. I'm a good looking kid. 1370 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,960 You're not a kid, you're 34, but. 1371 01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:18,440 But what I mean is, in the grand scheme of the Earth, since 1372 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,920 Earth's been around, I'm a kid. I'm all right. 1373 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:22,960 OK. I thought you were gonna say in 1374 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:24,800 the ground scheme of the earth being around, you're one of the 1375 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:28,080 best looking ones and I honestly believe you believe. 1376 01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,160 That No, I don't. I don't. 1377 01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:29,800 I don't. I don't. 1378 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,160 For a Northern Irish person, yeah, you're you're very good 1379 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,560 looking. Take you to Sweden, dog ship 1380 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:36,760 Northern Ireland killing. It I know, that's why I refuse 1381 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:42,080 to put Scandinavia on the tour. If you see me on tour coming to 1382 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,880 your city, it's because I think I'm better looking to most 1383 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:48,560 people there. People in Birmingham on the new 1384 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,720 tour like a fuck you fuck you mice. 1385 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:55,840 Yes, I have probably your bottom, sorry. 1386 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,600 So I'm going to. Promote my bottom Oh you said 1387 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:02,240 plug it in here that. I've 10 tickets left from a 1388 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:06,640 Glasgow show and Van Winkle, I have the Monkey Barrel in 1389 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,000 Edinburgh on the 18th of February and then me and 1390 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,480 Victoria Angelina are doing a joint work in progress on the 1391 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:16,400 13th of March in London and Bill Murray and Bill Murray and Bill 1392 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,840 Murray. That'll be wild, how you getting 1393 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,400 it? Holding down. 1394 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:27,240 South So yeah, I'm doing a lot more UK shows, so get on them UK 1395 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,960 people. And then I'm announcing a big 1396 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,400 show here, but it's not announced yet so I can when will 1397 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:32,680 be announced? Because by the time this comes 1398 01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,200 out you might be able to. I'll fucking say yeah, I'm 1399 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:34,920 doing. Austria. 1400 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,520 Exclusive. Exclusive. 1401 01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,440 I'll just say I'm doing the Ulster Hall. 1402 01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,200 I don't have a definitive. Date but will be in September 1403 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,440 during the Ulster Hall. I love that attitude as well. 1404 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,080 Not putting the data for just September. 1405 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,720 September. So people buy a ticket. 1406 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,480 Yeah, you'll be on sometime in September. 1407 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,920 They got to get, they got to guess what? 1408 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,560 I mean, I'll have to wake you up before September ends because 1409 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,680 I'll be in the Ulster. Hall, go see it. 1410 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:57,800 Hopefully you don't have a Green Day. 1411 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,160 Thank you guys. Thank you very much for. 1412 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,960 Watching for listening Patreon. Dot com set TV. 1413 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:05,280 Podcast Doshi and todd.com for my tour which is later in the 1414 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,040 year you might you might not see what they tell you on the tour 1415 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,480 you will because I've asked you to do yes thankfully you're 1416 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,200 going to do it, which will be great you always do a great job 1417 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,040 and you're phenomenal stand up thanks for coming on Thank you 1418 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,280 you're a nice you're a nice young man thank you for having 1419 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,000 me No, no worries. Am IA nice young man? 1420 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,399 Yeah, you're a nice young man. Absolutely. 1421 01:08:18,399 --> 01:08:20,279 I just. Need to remember that I was just 1422 01:08:20,279 --> 01:08:21,279 saying people. Think I'm a dickhead? 1423 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,399 Yeah, but you're also a nice young. 1424 01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:26,080 Man, Yeah, yeah, no, but like. You're a nice young dickhead. 1425 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,160 I don't get that second. Part of it, I think people just. 1426 01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:30,200 Say you're a nice young man. Thank you and. 1427 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,080 And we live in a time where? We all promote ourselves a lot. 1428 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:36,800 And sometimes you we all get, you know, you remember, you're a 1429 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,000 nice young man. Thank you. 1430 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,720 OK. Thank you.