1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like our hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Che's phone. Nervous. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:35,680 You love it. Super welcome to this episode of 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,520 the Tea with Me podcast with me, she and Todd, before we go 16 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,680 anywhere, hold your horses. Let me tell you about the Tea 17 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:48,480 with Me Patreon very quickly. This thing, this, it's it's like 18 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,800 it's like trying to sell you a Ferrari for a fiver. 19 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,520 It's an easy sale sells itself, but I'll tell you about it. 20 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,840 This should be it's it's ludicrous that at this price we 21 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:04,200 do a bonus episode every Monday, which could be anything 22 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:07,760 anywhere. Recent one included busy me and 23 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,640 Aaron Butler had a what a lot of people think is some sort of 24 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:15,920 therapy session. Me and William were in bed for 25 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,160 an episode. Weirdly, I like that and think 26 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,000 we'll do more of that. It doesn't always have to be 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 with the movie where defensive that it was always him because 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,040 that's Karen's department and he has that contract that William 29 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,360 must have shared a bed with Karen and his wife when they're 30 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,920 under an author. But anyway, we have the bonus 31 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,920 episodes AK the special brewing on Monday. 32 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,440 We do a live stream episode on a Friday. 33 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,080 You ask questions live as it goes on. 34 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,680 We put exclusive events on sale there first. 35 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,280 I'm sure it's sold out by now. Stars in your Eyes in the 36 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,800 Limelight 700 people will never put the tickets on public seal. 37 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,320 You can't go if you're a member of the public, but if you're a 38 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,560 sipper, you're going. We will of course record that, 39 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:56,840 make it look very sexy. It will only go out on Patreon. 40 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,720 The mock blame tickets went there first. 41 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:04,120 You have all our live podcasts. You can watch them back on 42 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,440 Patreon. 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Is that a phrase? 119 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,680 It is not. A couple of couple of phrases 120 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,040 are I would have pulled up on those moments. 121 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,880 Knock, knock, knock. You've knocked your shit in. 122 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:06,280 Yeah, yeah, that's not like giving yourself a beating. 123 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,920 Yeah, yeah, I was just saying knocking is knocking somebody 124 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:12,160 shit in, not fucking tell them they owe you money for drugs 125 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,160 that you sold them and then you're fucking Yeah, I only 126 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:14,960 stamping on that. Just have. 127 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,240 Money for drugs? And I get sad when things are 128 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,880 over, like nothing made me sadder than P7 when P7 was over 129 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,080 the last day of school. When you all signed each. 130 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,800 Other's T-shirts. But I I hadn't made any really 131 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,320 lasting friendships and I knew it then. 132 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,200 I knew it then. At 10 years old, you were you 133 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,680 were you were that mature that you. 134 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:38,120 Could cold cold, you know we S Club 7 the stars. 135 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,960 Was this was the song and I remember. 136 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,680 It was. They were all saying about how 137 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,640 they were going to let, oh, we'll see, still see each other 138 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,000 and all this and I remember walking. 139 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,520 What song was it by? It's called Reach for the Stars. 140 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,160 All right, yeah, I remember. I was way. 141 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,000 But all these. I think it was reach in brackets 142 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,360 for the stars. It was, it was, it was. 143 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,920 It was just called Reach. If you knew them personally, it 144 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,360 was just. Called. 145 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,120 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we did a dance routine on 146 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,480 our levers assembly. Right. 147 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,440 To reach for the stars. Right, big songs. 148 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,760 Oh, sorry, sorry. I thought you'd finished. 149 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,920 I. Was going to say me and five, 150 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,680 five other people, but it was probably six other people if it 151 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,600 was S Club 7. Yeah. 152 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,560 Yeah, but you weren't worried about that sort of thing back 153 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,080 then. Like, I remember doing a Spice 154 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,400 Girls routine at a summer scheme and there wasn't. 155 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,160 I don't think there was enough of us. 156 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,320 Or like all the Spice Girls. No, we were one short or 157 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,560 something, Yeah. You were you were like the Spice 158 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,080 Girls when Jerry left, Yes. Yeah, who were you? 159 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,400 I was. You strike me as a sporty space 160 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,600 show. I I'd have had him as. 161 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,000 A sporty space. Oh. 162 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,440 Well, tell me this I, I'll you might know who I am based on 163 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,440 this, this bit of choreography. It was for wannabe, you think? 164 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,480 And I come out at the start and I do like this move like before 165 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,000 everyone. And then I fall back in line, 166 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,920 then we dance. So whoever of the Spice Girls 167 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,040 did that, it might have been Baby Spice. 168 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,880 It could have been sporty Spice. Definitely wasn't baby, she was 169 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,120 not upfront and centre to sort of. 170 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,480 Any song. I fancy most I. 171 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,800 We're doing. I I fancy, yeah, but I was a 172 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,200 child myself so don't try and work an angle here. 173 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,080 Where? I I definitely fancy Polish the 174 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,280 most I had. Nah. 175 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,840 I had there was there was a poster of her. 176 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,680 Right. That was her. 177 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,600 So this is this is one of the stories you start and then kind 178 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,600 of regret. That it was a poster of her. 179 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,880 So there was. There were many. 180 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,760 Because there was there was posters of all of them and and 181 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,120 like, and and what was she called? 182 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,560 No, no, no, no, it was classier not She was in a tiny Man United 183 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,960 shirt and and so. Like what? 184 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,360 Like a kids one. I think, well, they all were 185 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,400 like Sporty was in a Liverpool One I was. 186 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,799 Gonna say because she. Was and, and then the other ones 187 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,919 I don't know because they weren't actually really 188 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:46,160 connected with football, but you know, wherever, wherever or or 189 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,320 what was scary. Is she from Leeds or something? 190 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,400 So she maybe have. She's from the Yorkshire area. 191 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:57,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that area, Aldo, yeah, she was like, so I 192 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,200 think she might have been in like a Leeds top or something 193 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,960 maybe. But then Porsche was in a Man 194 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,760 United one. That was a good poster. 195 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:06,680 Are you in a poster? Sporty. 196 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,280 Because it was in more Liverpool top kind of be honest with you. 197 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,120 That's weird because all the Liverpool players did too. 198 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,600 Can't tell me Austria about the poster. 199 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,560 It was. It was a page from Smash Hits 200 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,480 that I had on my wall. Yeah, that was what's what was 201 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,040 my wallpaper with changes. From Smash Hits, I remember once 202 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,720 being the HM thing was HMV upstairs in Castle Court in 203 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,600 Belfast. And you know, they have those 204 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:33,480 big poster displays which I love looking through, firing through 205 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,840 them all. And I need a poster for my 206 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,040 bedroom wall. And I was maybe, I don't know, 9 207 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,400 or 10 or something. I love that you're like I needed 208 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,840 a poster I. Needed one. 209 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,160 I just, I'd like just got my walls painted or something, 210 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,760 right? So I was like, I need a poster 211 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,240 to set this off and they were like 250 or some. 212 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,080 So I find one like and it's all Man United and all sports ones 213 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,480 and then a few different ones. And I said, and then when you 214 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,880 find the one you want, there's a number on it and they're all in 215 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,120 tubes down below. You pick what the one you want. 216 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,600 So I see when I'm like, Daddy, I want to get this one. 217 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,400 No, he's like, no worries. There's 250 and all. 218 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,840 So I get it, take it home. I put it up that night. 219 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,440 He just comes up to my room and like happens to see what the 220 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,920 poster is. It was Carmen Electra, but she 221 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:20,320 just had her tits out. So my dad took it straight down, 222 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:21,560 put it in his room. Did you? 223 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,080 Think you were going to get away with that? 224 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,480 I can't, I don't. I was like, if it's here I 225 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,080 should be able to get it. You know what I mean? 226 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,760 It's. Always such a random collection. 227 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,440 So he was like Carmen Electra Pikachu. 228 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:38,000 Yeah, I like a stone dealer. Yeah, take me to your dealer. 229 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,040 And you buy it, but you didn't know what it was. 230 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,840 Yeah. I mean, a man had a really grim 231 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,680 one like out in his room that was like it was it was grim 232 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,160 though. It was like Lil' Kim with with 233 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,240 the Bob's Flan and was my was just like. 234 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,240 But why can I say Lil' Kim wasn't hot? 235 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,680 Because that but also like. But everyone thought, no, they 236 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:02,640 didn't. Nope. 237 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:06,200 Nah. I think they respected her 238 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,120 music. Yeah. 239 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,160 Yeah, yeah, it was more than I I, I, I didn't really I'm. 240 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,840 Sure, that's why she wanted to be respected. 241 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,720 Yeah, yeah. No. 242 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,920 Have you seen a video from Banging Hits? 243 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,720 She's sort of, she's sort of like smashed shops and, you 244 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,440 know, B&M exclusively, right, You know? 245 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,080 Like Big Shop? Yeah, yeah. 246 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,360 She does the big shop like she's never had. 247 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,120 She's never had Coke that didn't have Arabic written on the side 248 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:34,400 of the thing, you know what I mean? 249 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,040 I think for Moulin Rouge, she tried to go for it. 250 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,440 Oh, right, what? 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Yeah, she's basically I'm just 293 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,960 introducing. This I'm not there, but there. 294 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,960 Because I've said, and this might be controversial, I think 295 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,160 pink was the hottest. Yes and was talented. 296 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,520 Pink is a phenomenal singer. She's not a better singer, 297 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,600 Christina. She's just. 298 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,600 She's not a better singer. She. 299 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,960 Isn't a better singer. She's not a better singer here. 300 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,320 She's. Good. 301 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,800 You know what she is? She's now Blair is irritating. 302 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,600 She is she's unbelievable. She does. 303 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,760 You know what Christina does far too much off and I'm sure she 304 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:17,440 gives a fuck what I think, but this I'm sitting here literally 305 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,600 like fucking Christina. Yeah, just be like, do you know 306 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:26,240 she does too much. This is shows this and the and 307 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:32,680 the note band, you know, and you're like sounds like a 308 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,320 fucking Harley-Davidson Thornton. 309 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,440 She's she's a judge on like one in American shoes like this. 310 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,440 She's trying to convince them to sing the cat as. 311 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,040 Well, yeah, I've never heard. She's a great singer. 312 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,680 Before, yeah. She's from your impression. 313 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,040 I know, but that she knows too much of that. 314 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,520 The the band melts me. I'm not I'm not fake. 315 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,880 See occasionally when you listen to like. 316 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:59,120 See, when you listen to like old, I like soul singers and 317 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,000 jazz singers, occasionally they break in a wee bit of that, but 318 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,320 it's like a natural crack in the voice. 319 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,640 Yeah, right. See. 320 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,920 See when. You're one of the things you 321 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,280 turn upside down when you're a kid. 322 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,320 See when? See when you're, see when you're 323 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,080 specifically trying to live on that note, that melts me, right? 324 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:17,920 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 325 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,080 That's, I mean, she's doing, she's doing far too much. 326 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,280 Yeah, you're saying. But what are you saying is a 327 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,440 better song or she can hit more notes? 328 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,720 Do you know? No, she's a better. 329 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,920 I think she has a better. Could you join a better two 330 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,560 more? Christina Pink. 331 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,080 Pink. No, I, I, I. 332 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:34,040 Pinks first album fine see a rest of the see see now winch 333 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,360 core. It's all win. 334 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,520 Yeah, not anymore. Not seeing. 335 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,680 Seeing a pink song. This is a true story Save a pink 336 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,680 song comes on that's like after like. 20. 337 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:49,160 After that first. 2012. No, her first album was like. 338 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:54,360 2006 or. 2000 and fucking yeah like 2002 thousand. 339 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:58,040 Oh, I was actually sick. 1003 so I'm like the one that had like 340 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,360 there you go and you just you make me sick and stuff like that 341 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,560 and then it gets it gets in the winch core and I mean like her 342 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,320 her songs. Now see how one that starts off. 343 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,920 I haven't always been this way. I'm like off. 344 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,840 I will put you 105 on flat. I'll just be like, I'll change 345 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,440 it. If I hear it, cover me and 346 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,520 sunshine is great and that's new. 347 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,800 I haven't heard. I don't know it. 348 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,320 You don't know it. No, I listened to it whenever I 349 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:24,800 was giving. Birth. 350 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,240 It was a good one. Do you know? 351 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,560 It is a good one and it is a banger. 352 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,720 And she does deserve credit for it. 353 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,520 I'm caught. Or get the party started. 354 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,080 Yeah, that's a banger. And it does. 355 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,160 Now. See, Lil Kenlow, if we can just 356 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,680 go back that are you sorry, sorry. 357 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,800 Go ahead, go ahead. I just need to say this. 358 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,400 Can I just say this Yes. See the bit at the end of Moulin 359 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,880 Rouge and at the end of Lady Marmalade when they all they 360 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:47,000 normally they're, you know, Christina, Yeah. 361 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:53,320 Yeah. Lil' Kim. 362 00:16:53,640 --> 00:17:00,120 Oh yeah. Oh, I'm like, like all that 363 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,120 fucking winds me up. I hate that. 364 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,520 I fancied Christina Aguilera until The Dirty video and then I 365 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,200 I got intimidated but. Oh, she was too much. 366 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,839 I couldn't handle. I was like 11 watching that 367 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:11,760 going. I couldn't handle. 368 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,480 It I didn't like her until The Dirty video and then I went. 369 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,040 Then I went. She could handle me. 370 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:25,040 You know the fucking? I never fancied Britney Spears. 371 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,520 Never. I did away bit. 372 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:30,600 No, I did a wee bit. It's the school uniform things, 373 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,960 rare and all. I think that's where. 374 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 I think as we were wearing school uniforms, it would have 375 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,360 been like a boss man's holiday, yeah. 376 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,240 Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, but like, she'd be 377 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,880 rich enough to wear her own clothes, and she's still wearing 378 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,720 school clothes. It's past 4:00. 379 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,760 Why is she wearing that? Just it's sort of more like a 380 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,600 boss man just having a wank in a school. 381 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,520 But I'm I don't know, do you think? 382 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,080 She's dead. Pardon, do you? 383 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,120 Think she's dead? There's a lot of talk that that 384 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,080 her sister's impersonating her and that she's either gone off 385 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,840 to live somewhere. Else so that she I do think that 386 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,760 yeah. So from what you've said, 387 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,800 probably that would be yeah, yeah, yeah. 388 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,720 Yeah, do you know? Sorry. 389 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,840 Her face shapes and all different in all our videos. 390 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,560 I I liked her very specific for a very specific amount of time. 391 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:12,840 I liked her between the video for Sometimes and the video for 392 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,560 Slave for You. And then I switched off. 393 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,800 See at I'm wearing these knickers on the outside of my 394 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,120 jeans. I'm like, you look smelly now. 395 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:23,800 Yeah, see you later right next to me and Slave for You She's 396 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,560 worn. And then people, people in 397 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,880 Belfast did that for a couple of weeks. 398 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,160 Yeah, like I'm wearing my pink knickers from Topshop. 399 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,800 Not me, no. They somebody outside their. 400 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,600 Jeans. No, they didn't. 401 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,720 No they didn't. Yes, it did. 402 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,440 No, they didn't. Fuck up. 403 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,560 I saw. I saw that this was in your 404 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,480 house. No, no. 405 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,560 Your sisters. I saw. 406 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,520 I saw that happen. My Bartlett. 407 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,400 Somebody. Somebody. 408 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,640 My Bartlett. Yeah, it was my Bartlett. 409 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,160 Just wearing a kidney warmers on the outside of a nice pair of 410 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,120 slacks from fucking Marxes. No. 411 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,880 This was. This was. 412 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:02,040 This was. I I believe I saw this at a 413 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,720 preformal Now somebody could have been somebody. 414 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,360 They could have been dressed up as Britney Spears, but but like 415 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:20,600 I remember seeing that literally going world AI has AI your man. 416 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:27,600 There's there's a round for the next fucking mock bloom that's 417 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,720 mental. Oh my God. 418 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,120 What a great here, what a great time for music that was, though. 419 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,240 You know who's made an absolute killing? 420 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,320 Redmond. Redmond. 421 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,800 Redmond. It's Redmond. 422 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,480 Well, Redman, Redmond. Redmond. 423 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,680 Redmond. You know the guy again steals 11 424 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:52,120 and and and dirty and dirty. He's the guy goes 00000. 425 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,920 Yeah, he's do. You know, ask me who my 426 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,920 favourite superhero is. Batman. 427 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,920 Superman. Oh, there's that spider man 428 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,480 again. What? 429 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,040 Do you call it? He also does. 430 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,680 He is still living that guy because his two most famous 431 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,680 things are dirty and doing that sort of rap that gets caught out 432 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:21,200 a lot of the radio edits and then also the EN and Offspring 433 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,240 song. Original prankster. 434 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:27,120 He goes Original prankster. Worst down on original. 435 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,960 Yeah, that's it. Nope. 436 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,280 Was royal. Was Redmond the Wu Tang Clan? 437 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,840 I believe that he was. When I'm taking a Method Man. 438 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:41,120 No, I was Redmond. I actually Method Man I I 439 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,880 definitely believed his name was Redmond. 440 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:47,960 But anyway, he, he, he was big for like about 10 minutes and 441 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,200 then and then I Sonic such a bitch. 442 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,400 But like Redman, he was big for like 10 minutes. 443 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,280 I'm like one of those, you know, like a talking head on. 444 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:02,480 I remember the naughties, Yeah. My favourite Britney song Boys 445 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,600 with Pharrell Williams. The remix, that was 446 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,880 unbelievable. You know what I liked? 447 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,080 I was born to make you happy. I liked the one every time where 448 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,560 she was lying in the bath. Nah. 449 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,440 That was a good prior. I will give you an opportunity 450 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,000 to. My. 451 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,440 Daddy likes that as well. And I think it was. 452 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,040 One can I say you're dark right you I give. 453 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:20,960 You. The bathroom. 454 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,640 The the one that was shit and the world agrees with me because 455 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,040 I think it was her first song. I didn't go straight and #1 456 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,760 lucky every day. She's so lucky. 457 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,400 Was that not meant to be part? Of the film. 458 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,120 Was that on a soundtrack to the film? 459 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,400 That was Crossroads. What was that song? 460 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,000 Blazing Squad. No she she was in a shit coming 461 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,600 of age movie called. Crossroads. 462 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,200 And it was. And. 463 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:50,760 I'm not a girl, yeah. Woman. 464 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,960 That was her warning to the world being like. 465 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,920 I'm. 14 Yeah, give me 5 minutes. I'm not, I'm not a guard, you 466 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,440 know, to need a conservatorship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 467 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,000 What's Brittany's dad doing now? Cream right in the bath every 468 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,600 time. Creaming it money wise like. 469 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,400 No, but it's not a goner now. Do you think there's a part of 470 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,000 him going? What? 471 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,080 Dead. No, like he's not had to do with 472 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:14,640 him, right? Isn't it? 473 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,360 No, he's not to do with him, but do you think there's part of him 474 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:21,400 now that's going? Yeah, told you, told you, told 475 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,160 you so. Yeah. 476 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,680 No, he's. One doing such a bad job. 477 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,240 He's he's made her lippy by locking her up. 478 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,240 Yeah, but I think his argument might be here. 479 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,560 Remember saying nothing. Remember when she did one of 480 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,520 these? Yes, yes. 481 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,640 She she said it. I would hit my dad to be my 482 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,000 conservator, not. Your actual dad I. 483 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,680 Hit that. What do I give Mikey doing? 484 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,040 No, but it's just, it's just a taking control like your 485 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,720 finances and all. And if I wanted, like last week, 486 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,960 I bought Loose Pros and Marks and Spencer from the autograph 487 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,640 range and I gave in to that because I was like. 488 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,960 Is this a real graph? Net worth It is, yeah. 489 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,680 I've I've I've felt like this jumpers lovely, but you have 490 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:06,080 aged in a good way. Sorry, you talk about, you know, 491 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,160 compliment and insult that the jumpers nice, but you've aged. 492 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,000 No, no. I'd rather wear a not nice 493 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,960 jumper. No, they're both nice and 494 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,760 agents. A good thing. 495 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,080 Do you mean no? What you meant to say? 496 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,840 Is that's news for everyone at the owner? 497 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,160 I'm not. I'm not a boy. 498 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,600 Not yet a man. And all I need is time. 499 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,800 So you what you mean is not I've aged. 500 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,280 You've matured. I look more mature. 501 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,480 Regal. That that is that what I. 502 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,760 Meant that's what you meant, but I give in because. 503 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,040 You know, you'll notice he hasn't given you shit for 504 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,240 networking. The king, the Sherpa, the 505 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,080 knitwear Sherpa over there. This guy did not. 506 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:45,880 Daddy Bartlett, don't. Tell. 507 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:51,840 You guys something last night doing the Opera House and Tony 508 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,720 had messaged me and said could I get a couple of tickets? 509 00:23:55,800 --> 00:24:01,360 And I was like, yeah, of course. And I he says, right, what's I 510 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,720 mean, can I get some tickets? And I replied and said yes, 511 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,520 daddy. And he hearted the message on 512 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,360 what's up and that was it. He went to pick up the tickets. 513 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,360 Shocker. I had not properly arranged to 514 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,520 have left them out. He, with his girlfriend's 515 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,920 parents, had to go up to box office and be like, I think 516 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,480 there's tickets for me on the name Tony. 517 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,200 And they were like, yeah, there is tickets, but we, the name 518 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,920 hasn't come across. We don't know who they're for. 519 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,280 And he was like, and he had to show the lady the message. 520 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,920 And it's just me saying, yes, daddy. 521 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,400 So he said, I said, what happened? 522 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,680 He went. They just threw the tickets at 523 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,600 me and were like, yeah, yeah. I don't want to say that. 524 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,160 He could have, he could have changed the name in the phone. 525 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,520 That could have been anyone that said that. 526 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,920 He could have, but I think the weirdness just over. 527 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, we don't care at this 528 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,680 stage. Go in there. 529 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,040 Was this we boy calling every all his mates daddy, you know? 530 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,440 Yeah, but it was just a joke. Wipe the seat stone when you 531 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,760 leave. Yeah, but it was just, did you 532 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,200 have good fun? Were you in the John Lennon 533 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,120 dressing room in the operation? No, because only you get that 534 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,240 bit serious. No, because there's there's a 535 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,000 few of us. We share dressing room the girls 536 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,200 when the girls are in a show, we all share dressing room like by 537 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,600 choice. So that one doesn't even. 538 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,480 Get not big enough. But it doesn't get opened. 539 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,440 Why would they open it? No, we can look at that if we 540 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,400 want. The doors are locked. 541 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,160 Nah, the doors locked. But we can access the case. 542 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,280 Yeah. We can, I can get the John and I 543 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,280 couldn't. They wouldn't give to me and no, 544 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,880 because we all share. So we need a bigger dressing 545 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,560 room. Right. 546 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,280 Although the Mal Ballymena the other night, they put all three 547 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,480 of us in the smallest dressing room. 548 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,080 Oh yeah, all three of us. We were literally sitting on 549 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,320 charge. Not in the place we were for 550 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,440 the. BBC not big, 1-2 doors down and 551 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,360 the one that definitely holds one person, three of us on there 552 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,000 together. He's like Bahamina. 553 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,720 Our arm Ballers exploding somewhere here in this story. 554 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,840 He's recently charged knees. Were you fucking? 555 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,160 Why would he love that? Why aren't I don't know. 556 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,360 He was the first person come into my head who probably loves. 557 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:54,800 For Pervert, yeah, he's yeah, I don't think he does. 558 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,360 I think he's in the more like. Yeah, I type. 559 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,400 Devices, I don't think he don't, I don't think he's he's manually 560 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,920 done one it since 2009. So what do you think? 561 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,240 He's I could see him having like. 562 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,400 Yeah, I could see a wall. I could see him having like a 563 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,520 mechanism in this house. I see him having a Swank. 564 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,240 Them off like a yeah, like. Whatever he has like a secret 565 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,040 room in the house. It's like a crystal maze type 566 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,960 situation with lots of different things in the wall that you can 567 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,880 put your deck in, but there's only a crystal in one of them. 568 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,920 You know what? I mean, Oh my God. 569 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,920 And there's definitely rooms in his house that no one has seen. 570 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,600 The crystal glaze. Yeah, I fell in the room in his 571 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,200 face once. What do you mean? 572 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,200 I just like was leaning against the wall and. 573 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,520 Ended up in a room and. It was just pitting them. 574 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,960 West Side Story to me there. Was one time I tried to turn 575 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:45,000 this TV on and the door locked when I hit the button and music 576 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,560 came on and the lights dimmed. I could see you have. 577 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,320 A up. Until the last second there. 578 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,960 So that's. I could see you having a panic 579 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,080 room in your house but it's not for like intruders, it's just 580 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,360 for when you panic in general and have to just count. 581 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,680 Down screen I fucking love her in the. 582 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,440 Room you can. Go pee by yourself. 583 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,480 That be fab. Come. 584 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,840 With you like a toilet. Take each other nappy off I 585 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,680 think. She means kids all. 586 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,240 Right. So I was sitting there going 587 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,880 what the fuck like. Well, it is weird. 588 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,160 I think I have a couple of. Them it is weird that the kids 589 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,280 come to. Like we. 590 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,200 Need to piss? You're rolling deep in a crew of 591 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,760 three. Look, yeah, the boys are just 592 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,040 backing me up all the time. Just like stabbing either side. 593 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,280 Mental. For no reason. 594 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,880 Always kids. I have AI have a album in my 595 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,840 phone called Toilet Mom and it's just like loads of photographs 596 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,040 of Toilet Mum, right? I don't know why because I'm 597 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,120 never going to post them, but it's like a photograph with 598 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,280 Winter's face here. Every single time I'm in the 599 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,040 toilet, just took a photograph and she's always gets here. 600 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,560 Give me attention. That's not the nickname you want 601 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,720 either. Toilet mum turn #2 toilet mum. 602 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,960 Yeah, if you had to have like a wee, a hidden room in your 603 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,080 house, what would what would it be for? 604 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,320 Be it, be honest. Gaming like a wee gaming. 605 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,360 Room. Do you need that to be hidden? 606 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,200 Yeah, the way he does it, yes, quite, quite. 607 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,880 Serious made all right. Chloe had a Chloe had a wee bit 608 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,440 of a party there last week, had a few of her friends up from 609 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,480 from work. Here's way of saying he had a 610 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,960 house woman didn't invite any of us, no. 611 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,440 Fault, fault, fault. And you know how you know it's 612 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,160 false? Because I I wasn't even well, so 613 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,360 I was meant to be gigging that night. 614 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,760 I was actually meant to be able to house. 615 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,800 I have to pull a gig is. This a bangers show, yes? 616 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,440 I have to put a gig. I'm doing it this Saturday. 617 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,000 Well, no, I'm doing it in a couple of days from when we're 618 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,800 recording, not when this goes out. 619 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,240 You're not in trouble. I don't want people to go. 620 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,800 I don't buy that Saturday, so I am. 621 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,360 I'm getting a conservatorship for you. 622 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:47,880 So so. I, I was in bed essentially, but 623 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,800 then I I'd been in bed literally all. 624 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,080 Day so when Chloe has her matron, you're in bed sick. 625 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,200 Do they get brought up for like a like like an? 626 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,880 Audience like a Pope, like a king who's like, they come in 627 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,440 and I blast them and then. Yeah. 628 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,480 You've blessed him with Doritos. We'll have like we'll have like 629 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,920 a COVID style glass straight up in front of me and I just go, I 630 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:15,400 just, I just go right now. So, so they were downstairs 631 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,240 having the crack and I was sort of, I was. 632 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,320 What what's the vibe of are they? 633 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,640 Is there music on or what? We, there was, there was, I 634 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,960 would say there was a nice level of hum and music, if you know 635 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,320 what I mean. They're talking. 636 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,040 But Chloe said specifically to me that she was going to put 637 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,320 music on, but she wouldn't have it too loud because she didn't 638 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,360 want people shouting over it. So it's just a nice level of 639 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,840 music. Would you all like all 80s stuff 640 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,480 the best? Nice. 641 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,960 And then and then they're having cocktails and they're having the 642 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,040 crack. And they were there. 643 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,720 They were having a good time. I I was in bed all day and I'd 644 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,600 watched about four movies and I was like, I thought, you know, 645 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,560 I'm going to get up here for an hour. 646 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,680 I'll nip into the wee computer. I'll do some work. 647 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,200 So shout out some work, right. And then I went sort of don't 648 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,480 want to just get straight back into bed, like genuinely, I 649 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,360 don't like lying in bed that long. 650 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,440 So I was like, I'm going to sit here, John going to do I'm going 651 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,880 to go on here. I'm going to play a wee bit of 652 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,000 hell out loose. I'm going to, I'm going to win. 653 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,960 I'm going to win the Battle of Karen Town for the Germans. 654 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,160 That's what I'm going to do, right? 655 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,560 Some on plan. During what era? 656 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,480 1940s World War 2, right? You're going to win it for the 657 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,360 Germans. I always play on the German team 658 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,320 because they have better weapons, no? 659 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,480 That's some justification. No, it's a game. 660 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,360 Shit. So you the only thing that got 661 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,960 you out of your bed was the idea that you might secure a victory 662 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,600 for Nazi Germany. Well, these are your words. 663 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,080 I didn't say that. Because they have good guns. 664 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,320 Listen, you have to choose a side. 665 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,560 You can be American or German. When I went on, there was more 666 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,800 Americans playing than Germans. I chose Germans, the numbers, 667 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,720 but I usually always be a German in it anyway, so I'm sitting 668 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,200 there. By the way, by the way, I got 669 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,480 the reason he needs a panic room is he does a bit of role play 670 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,520 German. Characters, but I have my 671 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,840 headphones on and the we the we make them all and A food German 672 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,320 and it is embarrassing because Chloe came up. 673 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,440 Obviously I didn't hear her coming into the room. 674 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,720 Yeah, but she's literally style and passing herself behind me as 675 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,240 I'm like, I am talking to people in Germany and I'm no, no, and 676 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,120 I'm but I'm, I'm, I was, I was, I was angry. 677 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,320 Talking. Yes, I guarantee I was the 678 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,800 officer of my squad, so I have to give. 679 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,200 You an SS officer I. Have to give no. 680 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,680 No, you were an SS officer. Vermac Chin, Just the Army, not 681 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,120 the SS. Oh, the good guys then, The sort 682 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,040 of cool the regular. They didn't mind juice. 683 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,920 They think Jews are pretty cool. To be far, it's not part of the 684 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,640 game. Right, but you make it part of 685 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,080 the game. That's why you need to have. 686 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,160 A room I was just giving mate. Chloe walked in and Kieran said, 687 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,280 let me check your paper. I was, I was just, I am flat out 688 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,280 giving orders to people like you have to in order for this game. 689 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,800 No, you do. No, but you like there's, 690 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,680 there's so many people playing. That's 50 people versus 50. 691 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,280 There's 100 people in the server. 692 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,960 If you don't give orders to people and their orders aren't 693 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,920 followed, you lose the game. Yeah. 694 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,080 So I'm literally sitting there going guys take the next bridge. 695 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,240 Like I mean, you don't I. Will never understand Alex to 696 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,640 play games. Well, correct. 697 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,960 You'll never understand me truly. 698 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,320 Then they all know No, no will only be surface level friends. 699 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,040 You know me. That's. 700 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,840 Fine. By me I hear I took me going. 701 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,720 I don't understand people shit with kids in the room. 702 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,760 Yeah, that's you're not getting an invite over to the game. 703 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,760 You'll never. Stop behind that glass and get 704 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:30,840 fucking air kissed. What's she like? 705 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,840 Does she think it's funny? Does Chloe think it's as funny? 706 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,400 She thinks I'm a fucking nerd. Like, I mean, she pisses 707 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,040 herself, especially when she catches me talking to people. 708 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,320 Yeah, she's like, I can't believe the things you say. 709 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,200 You know she also. Pisses herself laughing when I 710 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,200 lose it in FIFA. You tough talk, 12 year old 711 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,480 boys. It's it's mostly adults play 712 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,160 this game. Oh, it's mostly just go get. 713 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,520 When you put the console down and walk out of the room. 714 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,920 Not that you're holding the console the whole time you're 715 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,080 holding the remote thing. Yeah, but like when you stop 716 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,800 that, are you leaving? Still raging or can you get on 717 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,840 about your day? I'll. 718 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,200 Be honest in Germany. You see this new FIFA last 719 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,640 night, I'm still raging from last night. 720 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,960 The game. The game is doing things. 721 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,520 You know who he plays as? ISIS and FIFA. 722 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,720 The game the game the game does things the only where it 723 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,480 specifically wants you to fuck and I get fucked you. 724 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,760 It helps you so hard. So you feel like you have to go 725 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,720 back and. No, not now. 726 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,520 I literally do. You know what I said? 727 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,240 I said the Chloe, as I said the controller down last night. 728 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,880 I don't know if I'm going to play this. 729 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,000 That's out of the podcast. Don't say that, Kieran. 730 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,200 I know. But then he Chloe goes, he's 731 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,160 back on. Here, here's the Here's the 732 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,400 saddest bit though. When you're playing on PC, it's 733 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,840 not a, it's not a controller, it's a motion keyboard and a 734 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,560 headset. Look at the EJ. 735 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,240 Except knowledge code. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 736 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,360 I mean, even a shit rare kids party DJ's killer, Yeah, you 737 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,360 know. I never really played like I 738 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,280 played FIFA more with you on your podcast than I ever have. 739 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,480 How come it never interested you as a child though? 740 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,760 I find more of a thrill in playing football, as in 741 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,480 genuinely being. To be far, so did I, if you can 742 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,560 believe that and. And also, I wasn't, you know, 743 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,000 this with me, if I'm not naturally good at something, 744 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,920 I'll just refuse to play it. Yeah, so I wasn't good at 745 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,639 computer games. If I went into a presentation, 746 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:24,639 played, they they had a console, so they were brilliant at it. 747 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,920 So I would just get beat all the time. 748 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,560 So I was like, I just go outside and play football. 749 00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:29,440 Yeah. So I never, I never really got 750 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,760 into it. I just. 751 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,360 I don't really play football on the street anymore, so I don't 752 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,840 mean like us, I would be no, but like people don't really. 753 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,000 I'll never. Don't go outside. 754 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:42,120 I will never turn down a kicker, but I will never turn down a 755 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,760 kicker but. Even if it's with the Germans. 756 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,239 Germans, non Germans, if there were kids, if we walk out, if we 757 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,360 walk out the back of the car park here and there was a few 758 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,320 kids having a kick of it and went do you fancy a touch? 759 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:58,440 Or no, who's who's worse? Who's worse now? 760 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,360 Oops. Oh, I'd. 761 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,080 Say I'd say yes and then get your ball right now I would. 762 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,760 I would have a kick about no problem. 763 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,960 No problem. I brought a ball down to the 764 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,800 live pod at the at the SSE. I just I love it and and I don't 765 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,000 play football anymore like on Saturdays. 766 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,760 I just miss having to kick a bite And that's why I only know 767 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,840 do I buy myself like nice looking shoes because when I was 768 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,400 younger I just. Knew they were getting wrecked. 769 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,960 I was good shoes everything. Like all the boys and I've got 770 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,800 sons, there's like school shoes get fucked by like October 771 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,280 because they're run when kicking. 772 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,760 But they don't play football outside anymore, kids. 773 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,440 No, because it's like, see, if you see if you say like to kids, 774 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,520 like remember whenever we were going up and they'd be like, 775 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,080 right, if you're like, if you've done some bad, you're going to 776 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,200 get brought yes, Whereas no, you have to get if you do something 777 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,520 bad, you're getting sent out. Right. 778 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,440 Yeah. It's like you've been like, if 779 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,040 you get yes for my steps on school up, if you rent, oh, 780 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,160 you're not eating your daughter or you're fighting your brother, 781 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,920 go to your room. They'd be all happy days. 782 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,880 That's where I want to be. Yeah, yeah. 783 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,960 They don't want to be outside or downstairs. 784 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,080 Such a good. Point so sad. 785 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,800 We have. How do you how do you Polish 786 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,760 them? You can't. 787 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,880 You have to take devices off them and then eventually they 788 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,000 won't care and everyone just cries. 789 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,880 Fuck me, you have to. Compare. 790 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,080 I went outside, although maybe I just think we did. 791 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,240 No, I was outside. From morning till. 792 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:19,560 Night I was out every day. And by the way, with no plan, 793 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,040 with no, I don't remember having meals during the summer. 794 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,080 No. You did, yet somehow. 795 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,320 Like you would, you would basically only be in to eat or 796 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,520 get a drink and then you go strip. 797 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,160 And it was the quickest meal you've ever had in your life. 798 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,000 Did you ever run away? Yeah, I ran away. 799 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,520 Yeah, I ran away. So in our, when our whenever we 800 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,440 left, it was like different squares, like 3 squares. 801 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,920 There was a massive white rock at the bottom, like besides that 802 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,280 table at the bottom of the like road. 803 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,960 And I wasn't allowed past that point. 804 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,800 So when I ran away, I just went to there because I was like, 805 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,200 well, this is as far as this is the on the edge as I'm going to 806 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,280 be. I packed a bag and all. 807 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,440 Yeah, it was like 15. Minutes. 808 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,920 I planned the runaway twice and never went through. 809 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,680 I went sort of forgot to tell people it was doing it, so they 810 00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,920 didn't know where it'd been. Yeah. 811 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,240 So I came back all dramatic, but no one knew was out of the I'd 812 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,640 been out of the house. Can I ask you as a question see 813 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,640 when you're having an argument with somebody, spice or 814 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,880 otherwise? Do you ever have when you were 815 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,360 when you were a? Kid partner. 816 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,800 When you were a kid, like did you say what's a spouse? 817 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:20,280 No, I got confused whether it's your partner or your parents. 818 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:21,920 Yeah. So we didn't. 819 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,720 That's worth, yeah. I don't get confused in other 820 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,000 ways about that. Yeah, I was going to say. 821 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,800 Am I married to my daughter? Even, and I would have 822 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,480 definitely had this as a kid. Did you ever think something 823 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,520 mental in the middle of it or just after you go? 824 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,400 I'm not talking to them for a year. 825 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,840 I remember that kind. When you go, I'm not younger, 826 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,960 I'm not. Why do I still have that 827 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,680 thought? Now where I go, I'm not. 828 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,960 So you'll you can have. You could have that during an 829 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:49,960 argument now. Yeah. 830 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,520 And will you not speak to them for a year? 831 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,520 No, I'm terrible. I, I, I can't. 832 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,200 I'm so bad at dealing with silent treatment that I can't 833 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,880 dish it out. Yeah. 834 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,840 Like I say, I actually can't. I can't they show. 835 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,680 It so if Chloe if you and Chloe had an argument and she just. 836 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:09,840 Why would you sell it though? And she and she just went and 837 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,520 then just give you this entry. You're dumb. 838 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,160 You can't hack that. Can't. 839 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,200 I can't hack it. I hate the sudden treatment. 840 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,000 Sean does it to me. Sean don't think that's more 841 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,120 successful situation than having an argument with me is just 842 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,360 pretending there's no argument being quiet, right. 843 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,800 And I and I like like let's let's have it out. 844 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,160 And he was like. It's it's. 845 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,000 That would crack me up. Just go on. 846 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,920 Nah. No, no, he just does not. 847 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,040 What's wrong? There is like, see if they 848 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,720 Guantanamoed me, right? And then we're going to fucking 849 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,160 interrogate me and they're like pulling my fingernails and 850 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,000 fucking doing the thing where they play Barney and then cradle 851 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,760 A filth or something. I'll be sitting there having a 852 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,480 fucking good time, right? See if they just leave me in 853 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,440 that room alone, I'll be beaten. I will be beating the walls to 854 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,240 tell them secrets like, you know what I mean? 855 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,320 Stuff they. Don't even want. 856 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,760 To know. Yeah, what's the way? 857 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,240 What's the way to torture? You, that is the way to break me 858 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,760 is silent treatment. Because what your thoughts 859 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,520 overtake? No, there's just a lack of 860 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,560 interaction. I think that's because you come 861 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,680 from such a big family. Probably is, yeah. 862 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,000 There's always something going on. 863 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,440 See I was a only child for a long time so I'm used to my and 864 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,640 I didn't have any mates so. I'm used to my own. 865 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,280 Company. Yeah, I absolutely love my own 866 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,400 company. I have a great time. 867 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,280 I get on with myself well, I'm fun. 868 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,080 I get on with myself well. Yeah. 869 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,960 I'm I'm you would write on a CV and then go I'm actually 870 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,400 something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 871 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,560 I like me more than I like most of the people I'm. 872 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,120 OK, you're The Apprentice contestant who goes out Week 2. 873 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,080 Yeah, or else you're the Big Brother person, because then 874 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,880 they're all I'm going to mess shit up. 875 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,080 I'm going to go in here and fight the one and they say fuck. 876 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,320 All I'll just tell people what I'm thinking that Eddie give 877 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,680 them yeah, no, I mean. I say it like it is. 878 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,280 They're the nicest person they get in. 879 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,000 Mines would be if someone washed my face and didn't moisturise it 880 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,960 afterwards I would peel my skin on. 881 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,560 Then you start to feel like. I die. 882 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,600 Yeah, I would. I would. 883 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,280 Do you have quite a dry face? No. 884 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,000 I believe I live in a world of dry skin so like but I hate the 885 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,480 feel of moisturiser it's disgusting. 886 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,600 Do you well? I could see you get, I could see 887 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,520 Chloe Lather in Europe. Can you? 888 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,120 Yeah. Have you got cameras now? 889 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:14,120 Yeah. No, the I tried it. 890 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,000 Do you know what you don't have with me this morning, Shar? 891 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,120 I had not none of my own shower gel. 892 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,120 I used like dark blue red ox right and. 893 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,120 What's your? What's your brand? 894 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,560 What's your brand? No, I used dark blue red ox. 895 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,760 I thought you said I had none of my. 896 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,920 Own. No, I had none of my own Dark 897 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,880 blue red ox, right? Like seabreeze or something? 898 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,960 Something like that, yeah. Semen rules, right? 899 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,200 Semen rules, Yeah, semen rules, right? 900 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:47,720 So I I have to use some of Chloe's like dove or whatever it 901 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,480 is OK or? No, it's not Dove. 902 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,200 It's Nivea. Don't ever touch Nivea. 903 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,640 Oh, here I smell. I smell like a wee fucking. 904 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,880 Also you enjoyed it? I smell like a wee bouquet flour 905 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,040 sitting on top of fresh lemons. What do you use? 906 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,720 I use, I'll use whatever. I don't have a brand, I'm not 907 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,280 tired anything. Whatever is in the house, I'll 908 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,120 kind of use it, yeah. But at the minute it's a L'Oreal 909 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,440 1. I am tired to red ox like. 910 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,240 I'll be honest, you know what? You know what got me into this 911 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,240 one that I bought and I, I don't normally buy it, but this one I 912 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:23,320 saw and I went, oh, it's all black, L'Oreal and it's carbon. 913 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,280 What's that got to do? Anything I don't know, but it 914 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,160 maybe want to buy it, Maybe want to buy it. 915 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,520 Yeah, I'm carboned up. I like do something, Freddy. 916 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:37,040 I think your whole, I think your whole, I think your whole Shar 917 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,480 routine takes a long time because I think you before and 918 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,280 after do a lot of setting. I could see you sitting. 919 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,760 Yeah. I don't think you just what? 920 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,280 No, not in the shower. When you have your shower, I 921 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,080 don't think you just like open the door, just get dried 922 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,640 straight away. That's good to go. 923 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,520 I can see you laying a toilet on your bed and just doing like a 924 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,840 little bit of decompression. I'll do that maybe once or twice 925 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,720 a week. Generally I'll do it maybe once 926 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,240 a week. No, yeah, whether I need it, 927 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:05,200 whether I need it or not. I've always said maybe on top of 928 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,080 the tall, but usually I I I hate to be wet. 929 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,160 I have a friend. So so I do get dry quite quick. 930 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,760 Do you want to like this? I like that. 931 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,640 I like to get the shower and then again the monks movie 932 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,400 vestments, socks. I like sitting. 933 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,000 It's the. Vest. 934 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,760 It's the vest Kills me. I just can't. 935 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:22,960 Why does that kill you, the owner? 936 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,960 Look at it, all it is is the second skin. 937 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,480 It is the vest. Now, how many of those do you 938 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,240 have? You wouldn't believe I might 939 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,760 actually send you a picture of the drawer. 940 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,040 You have a vest drawer? Yeah, So does it, Does it share 941 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,320 a place with your socks and legs? 942 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,960 I have a separate what nags I have, the characters I have, I 943 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,000 have CACS, I have a CAC store with a lot of those all the 944 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,240 same. And then I'll have my vast or 945 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,320 and then I'll have a sock drawer. 946 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,240 I've said this before on some recently. 947 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,760 I'm getting back in the white front, yeah. 948 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,760 I can't believe men wear boxers that let's things hang. 949 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,520 Like surely that's uncomfortable? 950 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,880 I like a slightly tighter boxer like but nothing to not too 951 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,760 tight but I'm going back. To I'm wearing these ones, we 952 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,440 were talking about this. I'm wearing these ones, they're 953 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,560 marks. They have extra legs in the leg. 954 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,720 They are the worst. No, these are great. 955 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,120 They just copy. But they're like, you know, if 956 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,640 you see men on TV shows and they've put them on those baggy 957 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,000 ones so it doesn't look like 2. Revealing. 958 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,400 Oh, no, sorry. No, they're not baggy. 959 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,000 These are like skin. I look like I look like I'm 960 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,960 wearing mama's cycling shorts. It looks like he's holding the 961 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,760 baby more hostage. Yeah, here, it's great. 962 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,760 It's great. I mean, seriously, can see see 963 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,800 those ones that are baggy, See if you do like because when when 964 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,960 you're younger and you're trying different things out, there's 965 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,800 baggy ones that are made of shirt material. 966 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,120 The worst? That's the worst they are with 967 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,120 buttons. Like oh, they are the worst. 968 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,920 They see see if you walk around and those for like even like an 969 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,120 hour, Yeah. It just it just feels like 970 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,560 someone has just got like, you know, a sports cap bottle and 971 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,680 just gone. Yeah. 972 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,200 On your They're a boner killer for a woman as well. 973 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,920 Yeah, see looking at them. Yeah, your ground, those monks. 974 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,000 And even as a guy, if you want to get one, you have to open 975 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,680 those buttons. Yeah, you want to walk? 976 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,000 Get a get a let it out out of the root door. 977 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,320 I nearly said a statement that will greatly offend you, but not 978 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,880 in the way you. I was going to say I hate 979 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,800 winter, but I don't mean your daughter. 980 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,040 I mean today was the first day where it started to get cold. 981 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,760 But a couple of days ago it was unreal. 982 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,440 I was like 20 so I got loaded into false sense security. 983 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,720 I hate the cold. I I hate it. 984 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,880 I hate having to wear actual layers at the I hate thinking 985 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,560 about what you're going to wear. I hate being cold in general. 986 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,560 I don't mind the winter but I I hate when it gets too warm as 987 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,600 well. But I want to be. 988 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:40,080 What's the best autumn? Nah, summer's the best I want to 989 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,400 be. Like all, my favourite. 990 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,440 Bruce Forsyth used to go to Spain and live here for when it 991 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,480 got cold. I'm aunted uncle do that he. 992 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,120 He was old for ages, that guy. Do you know what I mean? 993 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,120 Yeah. Like he was an old comp when he 994 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:54,760 was about 30. Yeah. 995 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,320 But he's been the whole time he's been famous. 996 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,920 He's been old I. Like what you're talking about. 997 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,040 Like, you're still alive there, by the way. 998 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,360 He's he's not alive, isn't. It the late Bruce, Yeah. 999 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,880 He's dead. Nice to see you, to see you 1000 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,240 dead. I much prefer it when it gets 1001 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,080 under the cold weather. That is harsh. 1002 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,040 To be fair, I used to love the generation game. 1003 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,400 Do you remember that? No vaguely. 1004 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,240 I'm too young. I don't like people who go on 1005 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:21,440 about how cool winter is. I just love a soup and a scarf. 1006 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,920 It's better to not. Have to not require those 1007 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,640 things, yes. See if you could be somewhere 1008 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,960 where is there words sort of like autumn here all the time. 1009 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,920 Calendar. No calendars Mental. 1010 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,880 Norway, Switzerland. Same place. 1011 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,680 Well, Foster. Norway is very snowy, isn't? 1012 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,360 It and say that they are happened to also when it was 1013 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,960 really really really wintry and really snowy. 1014 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,960 I don't go in December, Sweden. 'S meant to be mental for. 1015 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,680 Do you have any nice trips coming up anyone or are you 1016 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,360 going to go on? Holiday. 1017 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,360 I'm going away for a few days at the end of this month. 1018 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,680 Not it's a wee bit further north on the camera over Christmas 1019 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,360 though. Have any of usions been invited 1020 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,280 to France in December? No. 1021 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,640 What do you mean by like the government? 1022 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,400 Yeah, by Britney Spears, that I've been. 1023 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,360 Invited to like apartment. Oh, being serious, I was joking. 1024 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,240 No, absolutely. I haven't accepted the trip yet, 1025 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,640 but it's I got it, I got. The French government. 1026 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,800 Sorry, sorry. Hold on. 1027 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:17,560 For contributions to comedy. You have been invited. 1028 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,160 We have not been invited. I got invited. 1029 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,920 I'm going to see the president. To be for. 1030 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,800 You want to see Macron? Why are? 1031 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,480 You going to see Macron? I I haven't accepted yet. 1032 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,400 I've just inquired. Can I bring my family? 1033 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,600 Yeah, for a couple. Tell us more. 1034 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,200 Tell us more. Tell us. 1035 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,440 I don't have that much information. 1036 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,400 So it was just like, it just came through like last week. 1037 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,960 My agent was like, do you fancy going to France? 1038 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,880 But who's who's run on this? The government here. 1039 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,200 The French government, so they're bringing a few people 1040 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,880 from all around the EU for contributions of comedy and just 1041 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,400 like having a fun couple of days Christmas markets. 1042 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,560 How come they're bringing you from here it? 1043 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,040 Was a fucking red. It was a red. 1044 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,600 No, but for the EU, you mean I wasn't meaning how come they're 1045 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,960 bringing you the only I mean how come it brings how come they're 1046 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,960 bringing somebody from I don't. Think they've differentiated 1047 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,120 between the North and the South? Oh well, isn't that? 1048 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,400 They've got themselves. You might be flying me at a 1049 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,040 double. I've got an English passport, 1050 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,200 yeah. Where? 1051 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,400 Oh yeah, I'm a little bit sad, you know? 1052 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,960 So I've got that maybe. Far there's not enough cost also 1053 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,880 in France to fucking suit me like but I mean. 1054 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,480 Because I was the, I was the, I was the go to guy for the 1055 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,720 government from here for a while. 1056 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,600 Where'd you go? What do you? 1057 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,960 Mean I like the way you share that like like. 1058 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,080 Like internal things. Daniel Craig, you know when the 1059 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,960 governments go to Guy. The guy. 1060 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,840 Because they want the me to like, go and do things. 1061 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,200 They want the me to go and do things. 1062 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,760 Well, it was, and it was a bit controversial was the when 1063 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,440 Prince Harry and Prince. Oh, I remember you. 1064 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,320 Did with him Sharp Charlie? I don't know. 1065 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,480 Yeah. They they were here. 1066 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,960 They were like here want, they want to meet people in the 1067 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,000 performing community. I was 5050 and I was like, you 1068 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,520 know what, maybe we'll get some stand up out of it. 1069 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,360 And I did. But they must have dropped me. 1070 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,480 What have I done? Did you not go? 1071 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,480 Did you not meet them? I did. 1072 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:07,680 I think my you're not involved in the anything. 1073 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:14,280 I did do a bit of it was in the Empire with William. 1074 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:19,240 William was in the Empire. Yep, Thompson, no, the the king 1075 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:24,120 guy and he I was I was to introduce him and he was to do a 1076 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,160 speech. I did like have a bit of they. 1077 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,800 They were like stick to the. Script. 1078 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,000 And I didn't. I think maybe that's what's 1079 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,520 happened. But yeah, you've got dropped 1080 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,840 from the government duties now. They've enlisted me. 1081 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,640 I I slagged them a wee bit, kinda sort of. 1082 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,040 What did you say? Well, I brought him on and he 1083 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,360 did this speech and he sort of like mugged me a wee bit in the 1084 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,000 speech. He's like, good to see what 1085 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,560 Northern Ireland has to offer, blah, blah, blah. 1086 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,840 And he said something about, you know, he was, you've all had a 1087 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,200 laugh. And it was from Shane's comedy, 1088 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,400 but the way he said it, people laughed. 1089 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,640 And then I got back on the microphone, said something like 1090 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,320 yell, He said about all the work they were doing. 1091 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,440 It was like, it sounds like he's he's got a lot on. 1092 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,840 It was like you, you may be too busy to do tourist report for 1093 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,800 me. And I went and then I don't 1094 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,240 think they. And then he got back on the 1095 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,480 Megan with here. I heard your my head down drove 1096 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:24,360 from a joke, yes. There'll be horses, men on 1097 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,640 horses, waiting outside your house. 1098 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,560 Here I'll tell you what. I'm watching Yellowstone, I 1099 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,720 fucking love. That you know, it's surprising, 1100 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:30,800 though. I would love. 1101 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,160 That you know what? You know what's really 1102 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,160 surprising to me? That the owner's been invited by 1103 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,840 the French government. They come to France, yes, but 1104 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,520 also. Also not a word of French. 1105 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,240 Whatever OK it. Surprises me. 1106 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:45,240 It surprises me that you know that the you know that I'm not 1107 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,760 the British government's go to guy for stuff like up giving, 1108 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,440 you know, my background in Marxist theory. 1109 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,680 Yeah, also, I'm pretty sure this is the Irish government for. 1110 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,680 I could see former address in Twinbrook. 1111 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,440 If they were doing this event in North Korea, I think you'd be 1112 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,240 the first. Guy, I think, I think if it was 1113 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,080 like Korea or, you know, there's a resurgence of the right in 1114 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,160 Germany, that might want me, you know. 1115 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,200 I get to you being a wee pet for Kim Jong Un. 1116 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,680 I could. I could. 1117 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,160 Use could use, could be related. I would want to be known as 1118 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,360 something though, like look like. 1119 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,520 As I say, he does look about like. 1120 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,640 Kim Jong, you know, like here, like. 1121 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,360 Like a Belfast Kim Jong. Not necessarily. 1122 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,920 Kim Jong Un I. Don't want to be like Karen the 1123 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,560 Terrible, but I want there to be a nickname. 1124 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,080 You know, like not not. Something here in the week, 1125 00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,960 Crafty cat. Yeah, like, yeah, or just just, 1126 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,920 they just call me the cat, the tomcat. 1127 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,080 Here in the Placid. Is not was Placid me? 1128 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,680 Absolutely. Like, maybe it's like, maybe 1129 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,880 it's like an ironic thing. Yeah. 1130 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,040 They just call me the Placid. Yes. 1131 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,320 That's because when you when you come in to beg for your life, I 1132 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,920 just go no. Chloe brings you up, brings you 1133 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,920 up to. Bring them up as I'm watching 1134 00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,880 Casino Royale and Bango. She brings in a family, a whole 1135 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:05,880 family. Go please, I just go like like 1136 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,640 that yellow colt out of fucking sin set. 1137 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,080 Like you're the bedridden emperor. 1138 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, I just, I get out of bed 1139 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,000 just to get in the bath chair and go for a shit. 1140 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,160 That's it. You're commode. 1141 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,560 Yeah, Bath. Chair, you know, no, a bath 1142 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,200 chair is like, you know, like a like a Wicker chair that you can 1143 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,680 sit in the dry, but it has weasel. 1144 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,560 Oh my God. You have one I would you. 1145 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,600 Have one, I'll be honest, sorry, a love one like but like an old 1146 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,280 one, an old bath chair from like a Victorian I've. 1147 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,440 Just realised why they're Wicker. 1148 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,240 Yeah, it's let's you dry. They are, they are gets out 1149 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:40,800 there. Like if you sat in a fabric seat 1150 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,640 you it would get wet. Oh yeah, yeah. 1151 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,120 Yeah, the Wicker sheet may as well be outside. 1152 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:48,520 It beads off, you know. I am, I get a bath twice a year 1153 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,400 and I love that. Twice a year. 1154 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,800 Roughly why? Love that I can't be bothered. 1155 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,800 It's. It takes too long. 1156 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,240 Yeah, it's far too long. The idea of a bath's great when 1157 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:57,960 you're in it. You're those? 1158 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,120 People used to just genuinely wash once a year before they get 1159 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,720 married. They did back in the day. 1160 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,000 Not like last year they didn't. Yes they did. 1161 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,480 Do you know why people have flowers at a wedding? 1162 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,240 Do you know this? So you don't stink. 1163 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,360 To cover, discover the smell of your your your whole. 1164 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,560 Stop being smelly Back years ago when people got married. 1165 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:20,280 The reason to hold a bouquet of flowers is so people smell 1166 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,400 flowers and not your shitty pets. 1167 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,560 Why did they wash once here? Because she just said it takes 1168 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,000 too much time. Imagine, imagine no. 1169 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,160 Imagine how rare. Imagine how rare it is but. 1170 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,720 That's that's that's go like 1700s. 1171 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,120 Imagine how rare it is though. When, why? 1172 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,640 Why if you throw the bouquet and your pet smell? 1173 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,320 Sorry you're here. You smell what? 1174 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,000 Excuse me? People. 1175 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,800 Because it wasn't that. Pooze me. 1176 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,560 Connor people probably did watch less than those days. 1177 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,360 Genuinely, yes. But why once a year? 1178 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,640 Because they. Probably. 1179 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,560 Did you? Ever see the ones in the in the 1180 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,560 white wigs? They didn't wash themselves 1181 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,440 properly. They stank. 1182 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,520 Those wigs stank and all. And people wear the same clothes 1183 00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,800 all day, all night, and slept. Here's what. 1184 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,400 They did a deep wash once a year, I'll give you that. 1185 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,800 Take your car. Yeah. 1186 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,560 Right. Yeah, they went to the Romanians 1187 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,960 once a year, Yes, but they must have done other we top up wash. 1188 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:13,160 Hygiene wasn't important so they did that wash once a year as 1189 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,520 like a we trait. Did you ever would say we carry 1190 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,080 in your life? You were being a stinking 1191 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,720 bastard. Maybe when you were a student 1192 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:22,840 you had a few rough nights out. Yeah, your body eventually self 1193 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,200 cleans. Yeah, you can stop washing your 1194 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,840 hair. Your hair cleans itself. 1195 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,280 What do you mean? I mean it does clean itself. 1196 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,360 You will. You will still smell like a 1197 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,000 chippy van like, but I mean, you can. 1198 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,320 Do it. My Uncle Becky didn't wash your 1199 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,200 hair. Remember how it looked 1200 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:37,800 brilliant? Yeah. 1201 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,880 Remember the song that goes I've had the same jeans on for four 1202 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:41,680 days now? Yeah, yeah. 1203 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,200 Try 4 weeks left. We're not supposed to wash. 1204 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,200 It are you know they self clean. I know, but it's hard not to 1205 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,880 when they're covered in shades. Why are they coming? 1206 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,880 Oh yeah. But like Jimmy, you need to wash 1207 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,200 your jeans. But I have a friend who would 1208 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,480 wash your jeans but they don't. Know something about me? 1209 00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,160 I don't have jeans anymore. I don't even have jeans. 1210 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,280 Jeans don't have two stripes. I, I, I don't wear jeans. 1211 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,080 I have these and I have chinos and that's it. 1212 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,520 I've never seen you wear chinos. It's a formal event. 1213 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,800 Still I would not. Invited that and I would die if 1214 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:12,840 you. Recommend to meet the French 1215 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,280 government, would you be? So cute. 1216 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,000 This is why Macron hasn't called me. 1217 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,320 He went will you suit up first and I went I he does and he goes 1218 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:21,720 Nah, but. He'd be wearing chinos and then 1219 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,680 it's still his wee vest. Can I tell you something? 1220 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,600 Can I tell you something? I bought a pair of chinos that 1221 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,200 are getting delivered to my house today. 1222 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,680 I'm trying something new, right? I don't know if I'm going to 1223 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,760 wear that at the house. OK, talking to it. 1224 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,320 Talking to it. They're wine coloured. 1225 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,200 Were you planning on wearing them too? 1226 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,720 I don't know. I might start doing kids 1227 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:41,640 parties. I don't know. 1228 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,480 Wine coloured chinos. What are you pairing it with on 1229 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,800 top? I don't know, a vest, some 1230 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,600 black. For shows maybe? 1231 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:56,920 No. See if I for dinners, see if I, 1232 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,440 if I, if you said to me, and we've talked about this before, 1233 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,200 if you were like picking clothes for people, I have, I know 1234 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,560 exactly, exactly what I put you in. 1235 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,800 It would be, but it goes with your truck now. 1236 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:18,440 Or what do you put me in? I put you in like slightly wide 1237 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,360 fitting jeans, right? Maybe like Wrangler or something 1238 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,360 like a pair of Wrangler jeans, dark dark jeans, right? 1239 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:30,920 I put you in a plain white T-shirt and then like a Decky's 1240 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,920 jacket, you know, like. So basically, you might ask me 1241 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,720 like Donald Goodman in Roseanne. Yeah, yeah. 1242 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,240 Sorry. John Goodman. 1243 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,440 John Goodman. And a pair of Timberland. 1244 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,920 Timberland boots. Yeah, Timberland boots. 1245 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,880 Basically, I would put a beanie on your head. 1246 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,520 Jesus, I'll be honest with you, you just aren't really God 1247 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,840 willing me here. Like you know what I mean? 1248 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,400 You're not whiling me over, you know what I mean? 1249 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:56,120 Oh, here you ever forgot them? Let's let's get woman and make 1250 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,360 them feel absolutely shit about themselves, their shit lives, 1251 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,680 and then go here, fucking stick a dress on and you'll be happy. 1252 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:01,920 That's no. Shit. 1253 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,320 No, no, take woman, you're having a shit time in their 1254 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,320 lives and make them think that they just stick a dress on that 1255 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,840 they're like a much better. Show they weren't. 1256 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:12,120 People applied for them. That's also the last day and it 1257 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,440 was like, you've been nominated because we think you look like 1258 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,160 shit. Like I said, I liked I liked 1259 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,960 dogs positivity, right? You like Doc What? 1260 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,880 Yeah, I love God. The thing like the thing, the 1261 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,840 thing that I, the ones that I didn't like was training and 1262 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,440 Susanna. Never. 1263 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,160 They were I. Like one more than the other, 1264 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,960 I'll tell you that. I don't know which one it was, 1265 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,840 but the one who looked like a little bird. 1266 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,920 Tranny. Like a tall bird tranny. 1267 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,200 I liked her more. Yeah. 1268 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,280 The other one just looked like she would be like. 1269 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,640 Sad. The other one looked like she'd 1270 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:45,880 be your like your school principal, your school's 1271 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,160 secretary or something. Yeah. 1272 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,040 Very stern. Yeah. 1273 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,320 Yeah, yeah. You'd get Cynthia if you were in 1274 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,360 Ballard. She'd be a school secretary who 1275 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:53,840 gets on like she is the principal. 1276 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,760 Yeah, I like she'd be able. Houses she'd be a manager in 1277 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,840 Boots who thinks she's a pharmacist yeah that's. 1278 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,080 That's really good. We're getting into it now. 1279 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,960 Oh yeah. See Emmons. 1280 00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:09,200 Yeah, me and my dad were really into the the gay house guys. 1281 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,240 Oh yeah, there's two Colin and Justin. 1282 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,360 Colin. Colin and Justin, Million Point 1283 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,360 House. Oh, it worked their way up to 1284 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,960 1,000,000 Point House, and they used that. 1285 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,840 We carry arguments during it. Yeah, My God. 1286 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,880 The other day Sean and I went away for a couple days with the 1287 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,200 kids, right? And we where so it was like 1288 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,280 Jamara I think, but it was like out in the middle of nowhere. 1289 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,280 It felt like I was in Donegal. It was beautiful wee place, 1290 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,360 right? We mountains all around. 1291 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,920 There, Oh my God, there was. We're on a working farm, so 1292 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,240 there was Coys in the windows and all like shape. 1293 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,800 So the kids loved it, but we were driving through the hills 1294 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,600 and we saw this like unbelievable, like cool. 1295 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,920 Almost like a unit build house that was like all black steel in 1296 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,600 the outside all like full length windows looked so so cool. 1297 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,520 Like a. Like a grand design, Like a 1298 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,560 storage. Like a big. 1299 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,200 It looked like a unit, like a containers, but it was like 1300 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,720 class, like a grand design house. 1301 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,400 And as we pulled under where we were staying, the owners were 1302 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,000 staying on the land as well in their own house. 1303 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,600 And we were all so at post. So we can see at the top of the 1304 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,000 hell that was class. And they went, oh, we know. 1305 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,080 It's like a jazz singer that we know. 1306 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,840 We know who who we sold them that land. 1307 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,680 That's a jazz singer. Yeah, aye. 1308 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,680 That's not important. But she was like she's like, 1309 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:18,960 we'll we'll like tell them you like the house. 1310 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,800 I was like, OK. Then she knocked on our door 1311 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,360 five months later and she's like, do you want to go up? 1312 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,160 What do you mean? Do you want to go and have a 1313 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,840 Dick around their house? And I was like, that's so weird. 1314 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,120 And then she was like, no, like, they're lovely. 1315 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,240 They'll invite you in and you can. 1316 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,240 We just drove up with our two kids and their jammies. 1317 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,280 They're about to go to bed. I was also so rare. 1318 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,760 John was all over fucking go and have a Dick around their house. 1319 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,000 Zoomed up, knocked the door and for about 45 minutes were shown 1320 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,440 around these two random people. They were in the middle of 1321 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,400 having their dinner with their kids and they just left their 1322 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,920 dinner and got up and gave us a tour of their entire house. 1323 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,360 Unbelievable gorgeous. And who was the singer, him or 1324 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,600 her? She was. 1325 00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:53,920 And did you hear a singer or anything? 1326 00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,240 I then followed her online and then how do we took it a second 1327 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,480 your father. Is it? 1328 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,600 I know it is. I just realised as well you're 1329 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,400 yeah, unbelievable. And like their houses, like 1330 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,760 Jewel is, it's a class mix of brand new, modern stuff with 1331 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:13,280 really old shit, like a grandfather clock, billion years 1332 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,400 old. We're like a story. 1333 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,200 And it's just folly what you said about. 1334 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,680 It's but it was unbelievable. Yeah. 1335 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:22,720 And like on their land is like this old rundown old like we 1336 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:23,680 building as well. It's. 1337 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,080 I thought you'd do something like that, you know, like. 1338 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,280 AI definitely will. Project House eventually here. 1339 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,520 I, I believe I already know what, what we're going to do. 1340 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:39,040 So there's this Canadian company that does like they're like 1341 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,840 wooden houses. They're unbelievable. 1342 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:45,240 Now you can rent, they have, they have a couple of these up 1343 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,160 the coast and you can rent them for like. 1344 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,600 So you go and see what it's. Like I know. 1345 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,040 What you're talking about, it's called a Canadian log house, but 1346 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,520 like, it's not. Can Shawn be vammies? 1347 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,520 It's not, it's not like, why does he like that? 1348 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,480 Imagine we just imagine. Imagine we. 1349 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,960 Just built wood. Imagine we just built Port 1350 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,280 Shawn's quarters in our house. He has like a wee granny flat. 1351 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,640 Imagine how that would be. He just wants. 1352 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:15,720 To be surrounded by wood, Unbelievable. 1353 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,520 He wants to live. So do you want this to be up to 1354 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:18,360 the North Coast? No. 1355 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,880 No, you just. Want to go and see what they're? 1356 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,800 Like and clean. These they can clean them and 1357 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,400 move them. So So what what this company 1358 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,000 specialises in is they basically design it and they can do it 1359 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,480 with you or you can pick a pre design one, right? 1360 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,400 But like they design it and they cut all the wood and everything 1361 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,120 that's needed for it and they ship that anywhere. 1362 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,680 And then they have contractors all over the world, piece of 1363 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,280 deal, who build it for you. So I mean here. 1364 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,640 Where do you want to put it? It's mega. 1365 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,760 Don't like? Kenmer, OR. 1366 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,840 If if you could go Kenmerish with it. 1367 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,040 That's where we wonder we. Pull out the. 1368 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,600 Wee or you'd need a wee bit. Need a wee bit and you? 1369 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,600 Need and do you would you farm the land or anything? 1370 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,760 Do you know about my allotment plantation? 1371 01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:05,960 See, during the pandemic, I, I became quite keen on getting an 1372 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:11,520 allotment and I still AM. But Kevin, Chloe slagged the 1373 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:16,240 count out of me and described me as allotment man or or as I 1374 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:24,160 would say, allotment man, right? And it knocked the wind out of 1375 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:26,120 my sales. And and then Chloe knew it 1376 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,200 knocked the wind out of my sales and she bought me a book about 1377 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,920 it which I've read and one of my mates sent me a wee book about 1378 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,080 it. What's in your allotment? 1379 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,000 I don't have one, Oh no. But like oh so I haven't done 1380 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,320 any. No, He. 1381 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,440 I. Grew I grew some herbs, okay, 1382 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,800 like actual herbs, like aromats, not fucking not fucking 1383 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,640 marijuana, like so yeah, like, you know. 1384 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:48,880 What I never understand those like. 1385 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:52,480 That onions, sorry. But this thing takes so much 1386 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,240 time and effort. No, he gets like 2 strawberries. 1387 01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:57,880 Yeah, that's that's if you're just doing a small entry level 1388 01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,560 and you don't have an emperor and an allotment, you would be 1389 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,760 doing a wee bit more. Listen to the guy who doesn't 1390 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:06,040 have an allotment. You would you would be surprised 1391 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,240 how fucking hard it is to get one right because so so the 1392 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,600 place where I really wanted. One of the people who are dying 1393 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,160 all the time, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1394 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,240 Well, they just but, but the people who give them out, I 1395 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,040 don't think they want to give it to somebody in their 30s. 1396 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,520 No. Why can't your garden be your 1397 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:20,160 allotment? Because. 1398 01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,480 It's not big enough. You need a bit. 1399 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,320 We didn't have a garden. You could probably do something 1400 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,680 in our garden now, but we've only just moved in and. 1401 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,680 Bigger than allotment do you want? 1402 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,800 Big no, Well, like I mean, no, not not huge, but like it would 1403 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,160 be bigger than like we didn't have a garden. 1404 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:38,760 We were size of this room until half a size this room. 1405 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,240 No, we've a bigger, probably it's a wee bit bigger and then 1406 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:43,440 you can do multiple things on it. 1407 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,920 You know what? I mean, so do I love the idea of 1408 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,120 growing all your veg that you eat for your Christmas dinner? 1409 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:51,320 Yeah. Well, I, I did US onions and, 1410 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,720 but, but then because of where I was, I was growing them just in 1411 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:58,000 like sort of pots. So they were quite small. 1412 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,560 But like did did you know that a spring onion is like it becomes 1413 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,000 an onion? I didn't know that. 1414 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,720 If you leave it longer, yeah, it's the way a grape becomes a 1415 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,520 Raisin. That type of a thing, yeah, 1416 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:12,360 where like it grows and becomes an onion, but like the shoot of 1417 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:17,040 of an original onion is like a scallion, which I didn't know 1418 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,360 until I was making them. So we had scallions for days, 1419 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,920 like, I mean for weeks. In fact, all the champ you can 1420 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,520 eat with potatoes that you have to buy somewhere else because I 1421 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:26,160 couldn't roll them. What? 1422 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:30,120 Do you What do you mean grape is a Raisin? 1423 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,080 No, a Raisin. A Raisin is a dried grape in the 1424 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,640 same way that a prune is a dried. 1425 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,640 Afternoon situation. How do you not know grapes are 1426 01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,760 raisins? Because they don't taste. 1427 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,560 Like it? No real grape Grape. 1428 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,000 Raisin taste like liquor. Raisins or grapes? 1429 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,440 That's the same thing. It's not, it's not I back to 1430 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,880 front a. Raisin is a baby. 1431 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,000 Grip. You can't. 1432 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,680 You can't get a Raisin to make it into a grip. 1433 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,280 Oh, I that's true. You can't pump the just back and 1434 01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,760 dip. Yeah, well, you can suck it out. 1435 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,680 You heard it here first. You dry out a grape? 1436 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:06,000 No, you dry out a grape. Yeah, you A Raisin is a dried 1437 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,160 grip. So if I leave all the grapes in 1438 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,960 my fridge, they'll be raisins. No, because they'll just be 1439 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,120 rotten. You need to like do your 1440 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,280 property and your allotment. Prunes or plums? 1441 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:25,040 Watsids or carrots? Prunes are stinking, aren't in. 1442 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,200 Hell stinking but. They do, you know, Peppers are 1443 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,760 all. Stinking, but they help you 1444 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,240 shout. I have, that's what it's the 1445 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,240 colours. Like I would say on the bottom 1446 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,800 of prunes. Like Peppers aren't just born 1447 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:39,240 like that colour, it's just a different stage of. 1448 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,160 Oh, really? Yeah. 1449 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,600 When you Peck them. I like that we just described 1450 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,480 the Peppers as being born, by the way. 1451 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,920 Yeah, no, we both said born. Yeah, so taught me through 1452 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:50,800 sorry. So you want this big allotment. 1453 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,280 So if you want to have your log home and then a big allotment, 1454 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,000 Bill said. You've got. 1455 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,600 In the in the in the log home. It won't be an allotment. 1456 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,800 That'll just be it'll be what I would describe Shane as a 1457 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,680 kitchen garden. Yeah, it'll be like back as we 1458 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,720 mushroom pad, you know? Where you can where you can cook 1459 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,680 your shit outside. I'm not watching that Beckham 1460 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,080 series. That's good, I've watched the 1461 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,320 first episode. You remembered, although the you 1462 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,280 will remember, Yeah, the only bets that I wanted them to 1463 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,400 really go into detail. And was Rebecca? 1464 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,320 And and that didn't mention it. Well, the man Beckham loose, 1465 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,320 Yeah. That we want you want to hear 1466 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,640 all that scandal? Fuck them. 1467 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:30,560 They say nothing, Yeah I but targeting yeah I. 1468 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,160 Think the assumption that time was yeah. 1469 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,160 He must have. It was assumption because he's 1470 01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,720 always denied it. Interesting. 1471 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,680 You just said you you did I being a Nazi sympathization. 1472 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,600 Yeah, I know. But then I sent people to their 1473 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:49,560 deaths. Kieran, you have big SSE shoes 1474 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:54,040 coming up this week. This week, the actual week that 1475 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,440 you're watching this in. Is it? 1476 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,720 Yeah, November. You're at November 10th. 1477 01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:01,560 November 10th and then November 24th, yeah. 1478 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,480 Now what are you planning anything for? 1479 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,440 Like talk me through the evening of the show was really, are you 1480 01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:11,280 bringing in anything? Are you, you know, like a 1481 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:15,920 catering thing, a drinks thing? Well, interestingly, Pizza works 1482 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,720 are going to cater the backstage. 1483 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,880 Excellent. What do you know where? 1484 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:21,960 Gluten free? Dairy free. 1485 01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:26,280 I don't know what to worry. Karen won't do gluten free 1486 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,640 pizzas for anybody. I don't do that. 1487 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,960 Don asked for one last week and I just said that the thing that 1488 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,560 makes it a pizza is the gluten. But you. 1489 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,280 Don't ask them to do 1. You don't have to eat it. 1490 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:35,680 That's like, that's like telling me. 1491 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,920 Yeah, sense sense that we're bantering here. 1492 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,480 Well, give him. A fucking pizza. 1493 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:45,920 I I don't know what to worry it. What if you're we? 1494 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,800 Wine trousers are a winner. Wine trousers. 1495 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,240 Wine blazer. Stop it. 1496 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:54,400 He's you're hosting a game. Show I know yeah no shirt I look 1497 01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:58,800 like a grape and then drive me out I'll be erasing yeah all the 1498 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:03,200 pump the juice back in the way you know what I mean I don't 1499 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,120 know yeah so I might see what I want to be I like to be 1500 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,960 comfortable and I'm getting so it probably will be some form of 1501 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:13,360 stripes you know so I have to go down to I'm going to take a week 1502 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,880 trip down to Sports Direct and see see what they do they tend 1503 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:18,920 to just do your. To see what they do. 1504 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:22,280 They they tend do. What do sports directly? 1505 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:27,600 In the Adidas in the Adidas, but they tend to just do the greys 1506 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,240 and the blacks and the navies. If you want something special, 1507 01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,680 you usually. You got to go online. 1508 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,440 You're going to make some poor bugger be your wee personal 1509 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,640 shopper in Sports Direct, treating it like it isn't the 1510 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:37,960 Sports Direct. See when we were. 1511 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:39,720 You sitting on like the landing of the state. 1512 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000 Yeah, with a with a 45 LB budget. 1513 01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,520 Fetch me a fabric. You've got an assortment of 1514 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:45,880 fabrics. See when we go. 1515 01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,320 Through Schlesinger and Lonsdale man. 1516 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,840 Yes, yes, When we were in John Lewis over in Amber to see where 1517 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:55,760 we're in, we're in getting some, some peddlins. 1518 01:07:55,800 --> 01:08:01,120 And when we were in there, there's personal shopping in 1519 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:04,200 there, mate. And I was like, I know in here 1520 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:08,000 it doesn't cater for the big men, but I would, I would love 1521 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,520 to. I think I would love the avail 1522 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:13,320 of such a service at 1:00. Point lot it's not that I've 1523 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,840 ever been interested in until recently because after two kids 1524 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,760 have a completely different partnership than before now I 1525 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,880 didn't want to dress. So like I would love to go in 1526 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,359 somewhere for someone to go. This is what you need to wear to 1527 01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:24,080 get your. I'll do what you did. 1528 01:08:25,319 --> 01:08:26,840 I want to dress people. Do he? 1529 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,840 You could be. You could be like. 1530 01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:31,640 I know what works for people. You could be like the new. 1531 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:34,040 Guy all shapes and sizes. All shapes and sizes, all 1532 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:36,439 creatures great and small. He doesn't choose, he dictates. 1533 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:41,760 Yeah, your clothes have been left out on the bed. 1534 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:48,359 See that you wear them. That's fucking mental. 1535 01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:52,080 I Yeah, I think that person shopping will be good, but I bet 1536 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,560 all Mate and John Lewis it's about to be there. 1537 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,840 For, for, even for the because you forget not only you have to 1538 01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,319 pay for the clothes, but you have to pay for the personal 1539 01:08:59,319 --> 01:09:01,000 shopper. Yeah, see if you do personal 1540 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,520 shopping in Victoria Square, and they have. 1541 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,560 Yeah, Rebecca McKinney used to do that. 1542 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,880 That's what she started out. She was a resident personal. 1543 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,880 Shopper, is it like your own stylist? 1544 01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,120 Yes, right, OK. As opposed to you go on with a 1545 01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,160 list and then. You know, stuff you go in and 1546 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,240 you talk to somebody. These are the sort of things I 1547 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,800 like to wear. And then they'll go, well, 1548 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,040 that's great. They'll go and shop with you and 1549 01:09:21,319 --> 01:09:24,160 show you things that they know would suit your body type and 1550 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,640 like what events you have coming up. 1551 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,920 And then they'll go into your private area. 1552 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:29,560 Sometimes maybe we glass the bubbles and then you try on some 1553 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,640 outfits. I reckon if I went in and they 1554 01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:34,600 were doing it by body type, there's gonna be problems. 1555 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,760 Why? We'll spend a lot of time in the 1556 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,680 linen section. I think there'll be, I think 1557 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,560 there'll be people, custom stuff that suits your body type here. 1558 01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:43,880 And it's just a subway on a plate. 1559 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,240 Yeah, you can't wear that. You can wear it, but don't. 1560 01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:50,200 Yeah, just eat it. Our lovely subway. 1561 01:09:51,279 --> 01:09:52,520 You can get one and I might get one. 1562 01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,400 Isn't it great when you raise, you're an adult and you can get 1563 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:57,960 this? Some days I'd be like, I can do 1564 01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,800 what I want, yeah. You can. 1565 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,440 You can get stuff like I'm. Going to buy some sweets. 1566 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,720 And. Harry Bose, Yeah. 1567 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:07,320 So as I say, there might be some tickets. 1568 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,640 There's that, there will be tickets. 1569 01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,320 There are tickets. Get some tickets for. 1570 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,040 We'll put it in the description of this episode. 1571 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,000 So sorry, we're going to have pizza works backstage. 1572 01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:19,720 Yeah, fuck all. Like, don't worry. 1573 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,800 About something easier then we're we're going to do, we're 1574 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,560 going to we're going to do something or something for 1575 01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,560 people. I'll be trying to do something. 1576 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,000 It's very difficult. For audience or backstage. 1577 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,680 For audience, Are you cooking or something? 1578 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,360 No, no, Jesus, I. One middle age. 1579 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:36,880 For I was going to say for fucking. 1580 01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,760 I was about to say 3000 for 2000 and some people. 1581 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,920 All you're doing some for the audience. 1582 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,840 Yeah, I'm going to try and do something for the audience and 1583 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,160 then I know what it is. And then I don't think you do 1584 01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:50,160 know all of this hand jobs and just two talks. 1585 01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:55,920 I was just everyone gets a pump. I tried so hard during the handy 1586 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:59,160 to allow to get glow sex for all of the audiences and none of the 1587 01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:01,520 theatres would let us. See See Health and Safety. 1588 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:04,800 Well not health and safety that the if it they would ruin the 1589 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,440 seats. So at SSE they said we couldn't 1590 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,480 do that and then everyone just got so caught up at the moment 1591 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,680 and I can't remember whether it was Butler or someone who's just 1592 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,240 found the people, yeah. Oh, really? 1593 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,320 Yeah. Well, as the Handy shows have 1594 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:19,160 been progressing, people have been arriving with their own go 1595 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:20,920 sex. So the lights go down and then 1596 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:23,240 you just look at the audience and there's maybe like 40 to 50 1597 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,280 people who've brought their own go. 1598 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,560 Sex. When does it end? 1599 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,880 This Saturday, and it's gone long before this because I such 1600 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:29,640 an. Overdone tend. 1601 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:30,920 To say, yeah, it was a great time it. 1602 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:34,200 Was good. Yeah, I'm also going to try. 1603 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,960 There is going to be something special at the end of the show, 1604 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:40,160 but I can't talk. Is it that thing you've told me 1605 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:40,440 about? I. 1606 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,360 Think so. You need to start really 1607 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,520 planning that. I need, I need to really do 1608 01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:46,480 that. Yeah, I've been doing stuff 1609 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:48,520 because you can't wing that well, can't wing it. 1610 01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,320 Can you tell me after? Yeah, hum them. 1611 01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:55,400 Well, yeah. Karen's doing PC because we can 1612 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:57,680 probably say it now. He's doing a reenactment of 1613 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,440 Hitler's speech in the IN. The hall and down Hall and 1614 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:02,960 downfall. The pooch, yeah. 1615 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:09,360 Approach Do you have a stand up tour? 1616 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:11,760 Your first stand up tour. First stand up tour. 1617 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,360 And you've upgraded your Belfast venue to Mandela Hall. 1618 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,840 Yeah. That's fun. 1619 01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,960 Yeah. And got MILF, it's called On 1620 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,160 Sale 9. Yeah. 1621 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:21,760 Thank you. Good name, good poster. 1622 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:25,240 Thank you, I know I the show been flying out. 1623 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:27,600 We don't know. It's not right yet. 1624 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,080 Umm, yeah, it's, it's been selling really well. 1625 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,960 I was actually really worried about doing my first one 1626 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,880 because, you know, you're like, but it's been selling really, 1627 01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:35,880 really well, which is exciting. Some members sold out, some new 1628 01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:37,920 shows have been. Out whereabouts you go so. 1629 01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:41,160 Bang what? I was going to say, what's your, 1630 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,000 what's your Birmingham? If you were me, what's the one 1631 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,160 we were going on, though? We've made a mistake. 1632 01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,400 How do we made a mistake? What one are we looking at 1633 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:51,600 going? Well, I'll tell you what wasn't 1634 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,280 originally on the tour. I did a gig in your a few weeks 1635 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,880 ago and the guys there, like a couple of people had said to me 1636 01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:01,000 a week like they Mccurry and he was all to me. 1637 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,920 Oh, like those people here haven't been to common before. 1638 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:04,520 They just came to see you tonight, like and they think 1639 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:06,120 you're on tour here, but you're not. 1640 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,840 And I said, oh, I'm a Belkin and you're a date added and that's 1641 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:10,880 got messages from people afterwards going why you're not 1642 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:13,800 coming to Newry Added Newry three weeks inner 7 tickets 1643 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:14,880 sold. So there we go. 1644 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:18,120 And it holds I. 160. Oh. 1645 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:23,320 No, it's not in the bank. We didn't use dirty but I was 1646 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:27,120 like guys why you act like Nuri needs a date and then only 7 1647 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,160 tickets of? So you should have done. 1648 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,640 Please buy tickets in your. An early and late in case. 1649 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,720 Yeah, there's people, there's stuff. 1650 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,040 Very that we face. They're still on your right. 1651 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,440 Maybe I should slap over to Mccurry's. 1652 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:40,800 And I can't do that now, can I? It's cheating. 1653 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:42,520 Seven big women. I know you. 1654 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:45,080 Probably could do. It yeah, it is like 8 months 1655 01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:47,320 away, yeah. It's like 6 months I had my my 1656 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:50,680 gig that was like I last year was Newcastle, where I where I 1657 01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:55,400 believed it was OK, I'd ask for in Newcastle, cut it down. 1658 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,280 Can I be honest? And it was upon time. 1659 01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:00,400 My LA one. 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon. 1660 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:04,200 My LA one I messaged the promoter to say I because it was 1661 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,880 0 tickets sold. I was like the rather problem 1662 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:08,440 with the ticket report or the link and they replied to say no. 1663 01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:11,080 Both are working. Guys thank you very much for 1664 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:14,440 coming on, appreciate it. Go see the live shows. 1665 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:15,880 See you later. Thanks for having us. 1666 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:15,960 Bye.