1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,120 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the Team with Me 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,960 podcast with my guest, Andrew Ryan. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,080 Hello. Good morning. 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,800 Hello. Now you just told me your pores 5 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,040 are open when you're bloody well closed. 6 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,160 Now I've been using this blackhead scrubber on me face, 7 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:18,360 you know, trying to get me skin ready for the summer, like, and 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,240 it's made me skin worse because the pores are open, the dirt's 9 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,920 coming out. So I've got bad skin at the 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,680 moment. But I think if you if you do a 11 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:31,640 face scrub and then cold water I think closes your pores. 12 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:34,200 Well, whatever it is anyway, the pores are open. 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,160 I need to find a system. Now can I tell you them? 14 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:40,800 See, when I use any moisturiser bar the one I have, I get a rash 15 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,600 in my face. Yeah, my skin doesn't like it, 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,560 but for a couple of days it likes it. 17 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:45,800 Yeah, I. Look great. 18 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,720 Can I tell you we went to a wedding which we'll talk about? 19 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,960 See that two days before I did a collagen face mask, my wife left 20 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,440 this College of face mask on my side of the bed for months. 21 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,560 And I've never put it on. And then I put it on. 22 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:05,680 No, it's like the material of it feels like, it feels like you're 23 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,080 wearing a big wet pancake, right? 24 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,880 Yeah. But she'd just gone to sleep and 25 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,240 I put it on. And then I didn't know it looked 26 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,040 like that. Then I looked myself in the 27 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,280 bathroom mirror and I went, if she wakes up because I haven't 28 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:20,880 told her I'm putting this on. If she wakes up at any point, 29 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,000 looks over at me because you have to like, lie on your back. 30 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's going to get really 31 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,000 scared. So I was imagining what that 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,760 would look like. And then I start like, giggling, 33 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,840 laughing, but it's just like dark. 34 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,120 Yeah, in my house. And then that woke her up and I 35 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,720 went. I could see her like because. 36 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,880 They know you're having fun, so they. 37 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,680 Don't look, don't look. You know what I mean? 38 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,200 If you see me like this, you'll scream. 39 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:48,480 And then she admitted if she had to see me like that without me 40 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,320 warning her, she would have. She would have screamed. 41 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,920 There you go. But can I say them see after my 42 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,400 face was looking unbelievable. Yeah, I need to get a collagen 43 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,600 or something. College and face mask. 44 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,560 I speak to Julie about it. She'd have to start something 45 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,640 that she's good at. All that stuff. 46 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,120 Like they all are women. Yeah, but you. 47 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,080 But I like if I use any other moisturiser bar mine's awful. 48 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,640 Yeah, it looks good for a couple of days and then it gets all. 49 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,919 I don't have a routine. I'm trying to get a skin 50 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,080 routine. Yeah, because I've, I've, you 51 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,080 know, my life is really good at the moment and I'm keeping it up 52 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,040 so well in routine and. Stuff. 53 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,720 May I ask a personal question? Yeah. 54 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,360 Last time we were chatting on the Paul, you were talking about 55 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,240 coming off anti. I'm off them but could they do 56 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,160 anything to your skin? No, it's just the poorest man. 57 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,120 I dirty skin. I'm just cleaning it, right. 58 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:31,200 No, no, I'm completely off the antidepressants now, free from 59 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,440 the little white pill and I'm on the blue one. 60 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,160 No, what? The white pill. 61 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,760 Just the white pill. All right, you're making a joke. 62 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,600 See right there OK comedy podcast. 63 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,680 You're the only guy I can see you snorting Viagra. 64 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,240 Oh, I just think you do. It's made in Cork, isn't it? 65 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,960 Yes, that's. It's made near my own big 66 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,880 family, it's made in a big farmer than cork like. 67 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,720 Did you ever work for like a big pharma come like do well 68 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,720 experience or anything? No, I never, never worked in no, 69 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,480 When I was growing up in Cork I worked in a maternity hospital. 70 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,200 When you were a kid. When I was like 19. 71 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:10,240 Doing what? Admin all right in the off in 72 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,320 the hospital like all right, so maternity hospital, Earnville 73 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:17,880 maternity hospital and then it merged it's closed now, but it's 74 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,480 a hospital like it's not it's not looking for a. 75 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,920 You messed up. No, yeah, it merged, but another 76 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,520 hospital, said Finbars. And it became the Cork 77 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,160 University Maternity Hospital to became one like I knew that. 78 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,800 Great song. Which favourite Spice Girls 79 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,160 song? What's that one where they're 80 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,080 all? What's that one where they all 81 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:39,560 go wannabe My lover wanna gotta get in the bin? 82 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,040 What? You gotta be my lover? 83 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,360 You gotta get with the skin. Skin is what is it? 84 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,360 What is it? Wannabe, wannabe. 85 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,680 There you go. Great song. 86 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,880 Great song. Who did you fancier? 87 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,320 The space group. Victoria. 88 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,040 Really. Yeah, Yeah. 89 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,680 Big Victoria fan. You like? 90 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:01,000 Not you know got a gun offer a bit now he's married like so not 91 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,960 much I can do there it's. Not definitely. 92 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,520 I'm not into fashion. Can I say something? 93 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,440 And not just because you're wardrobe, but even if you were 94 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,440 single, I don't think there's a lot you could do there. 95 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,280 To be honest, which I gave when I was younger. 96 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,560 Like you think the only thing holding you back from end up 97 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,480 with Doria Beckham is that she's now married to. 98 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,279 David Beckham. But is she happy? 99 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,839 No, not a chance. You know even her own anymore 100 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,079 didn't the son doesn't talk to. Him. 101 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:22,280 No, he does not ever. Do is whatever's going. 102 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,480 On scrambled eggs on tech. Talk, but no, no, like spice 103 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,040 curves. Now, I wouldn't say I wouldn't 104 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,920 go watch them. 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So we were a Tony and 149 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,560 Christina's wedding. It's great day. 150 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,520 We had it. Everyone had a bite. 151 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,480 What a day big. Shout out to Tony Christina, 152 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,080 they put on a phenomenal day. The weather was great, 153 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:00,960 everything was great. The food comes out, it was 154 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,560 great, everyone's delighted, everything was going great and I 155 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,760 actually said I go rare. You sort of go to your wedding 156 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,600 and everything goes great. It was. 157 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,640 It was. A bad form. 158 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:14,080 It was a smooth as a smooth. Until the potatoes start to get 159 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,720 dished out. Yeah, I know. 160 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,200 This is where I had an issue. We're at long tables. 161 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,080 The the brilliant catering staff come out and they're giving out 162 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,840 a few bowls of potatoes. They're going down a long line. 163 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,280 Production gets held up a little bit. 164 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,200 The production line gets held up a little bit. 165 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,520 I'm sitting beside an English guy. 166 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,400 Shout out to Curtis. Yeah, he gets what I would 167 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,120 describe as one of the last bowls of potatoes for a while. 168 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,760 Well, the last shop, right? A cycle. 169 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:44,040 Well, you see, again, this is where I think you only saw some 170 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,920 of the story. So I was sitting across from 171 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:52,240 Shane's wife and I was on the receipt of the potatoes that 172 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,560 were coming from the left. And you were actually on the 173 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,320 receipt of potatoes coming from your right. 174 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,520 So we were on two different potato journeys, right? 175 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,120 Yeah. Yeah. 176 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,600 So I've had my steak, and a steak was unbelievable. 177 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,160 You look at it, you didn't even have to put. 178 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,440 You just lift up the knife and the steak cut itself. 179 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,840 It was that in. Tune. 180 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,200 It was a self harming steak, right? 181 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,160 It was the IT was a gorgeous steak, right? 182 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:19,160 But I'm I get served and I'm seeing the potato 8-9 people 183 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,280 down and there was English people down there. 184 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,960 Now this is where I think your head loss started because 185 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:29,360 Curtis, who was sitting beside me, only had a couple of 186 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,960 potatoes left to be fair in the bowl. 187 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,200 By the time he got it, he took them. 188 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,080 You wanted it and he went, oh, it's a bit. 189 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,760 He goes, maybe it's a bit bad taste that I'm taking these off 190 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,200 you and looked at you. Now I thought that was 10 out of 191 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,679 10 famine banter and you did not appreciate. 192 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,280 It I didn't appreciate it, you did not So So what happened was 193 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,480 so I wait, I'm wait. I was waiting for my potato, 194 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,080 right? My steaks getting cold here like 195 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,880 yeah, I have to have all the things ready to go to enjoy the 196 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:57,400 dinner, right? So eventually it comes up and 197 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,760 there's a guy next to me. He's a big unit, right? 198 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,720 And I didn't want to interrupt him by saying, and I thought he 199 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,680 took a scoop too much. So I called too much. 200 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,400 I thought I called them out. Yeah, I said. 201 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,920 Listen, you, you're overindulgent there. 202 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,920 Doesn't know by the way I. Don't know the guy, but actually 203 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,080 said it to his head. I know you did. 204 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,160 Nice to meet you, but you've taken a bit too much there and I 205 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,840 don't appreciate it. Send it up. 206 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,600 Yeah, so I got it anyway. I got a scoop and a half. 207 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,600 Normally at a wedding you get 2 1/2 scoops. 208 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,840 Anyway. Waiter comes over and I said 209 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:29,240 listen, any chance you can fix me up with some potatoes And he 210 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,880 goes I leave, will leave with me. 211 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,240 He went away and Judy's tapping me going will you just will you 212 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:34,920 relax? I said. 213 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,960 I said I just don't have enough. Potatoes. 214 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,440 At this point, you're gone. I was gone, right. 215 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,960 He comes back, the waiter, lovely fella and he says I'm 216 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,200 very sorry Andrew, we've no potatoes left. 217 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,160 I went right. You know what, I play the cards 218 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,200 and dealt. It is what it is. 219 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:54,400 Yeah, we're handed right. A fucking bowl of potato 220 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,680 appeared on my right, which was your left, about three people up 221 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,960 when I spotted it and I said I'm having a bit of that now. 222 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,640 I checked every other plate in the area to see how they had 223 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,760 their potato and two people didn't. 224 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,720 But one of the guys knew I was looking for more potato so he 225 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,680 sent it to me. And then I looked over and I 226 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,640 realised it was an English woman that didn't have any potato. 227 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,240 And I said, well, I'm going to have to give her some potato 228 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,960 because I don't want to be. So I handed the ball over and 229 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,880 the Englishwoman was like a reverse famine. 230 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,840 Yep, right. I handed the potato to the 231 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,600 Englishwoman and I never got that fucking ball back. 232 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,200 That ball went like. So you're missing a crucial 233 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,200 detail here. What? 234 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,680 The waiter didn't come over to you and be like, leave it with 235 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:45,360 me, you went to them. But he was there like, no, we 236 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,320 don't need that. Andrew, we don't need to know 237 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:52,760 that Andrew tried to recruit a gang to go and confront the 238 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,760 cater. I did ask another guy to ask a 239 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,360 waiter for more potatoes. The guy said it. 240 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,480 Wasn't just all on me like. Big man went to the kitchen, He 241 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,680 came back. You went to the kitchen? 242 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,240 No, you went. I know what I went. 243 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,120 I didn't go to the kitchen, I went towards. 244 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,080 I went to have a look, obviously what was coming out of the 245 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,960 kitchen. Was there any more potato going 246 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,760 to other area? It was such a long walk. 247 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,040 It was such a long walk and he stomped his way there. 248 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,760 I just want the potato And then out of nowhere a bowl of chips 249 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,280 arrive to his table. No one else. 250 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,120 He starts eating chips and then starts flicking the Visa me. 251 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,680 He's like, he's like eating the chips. 252 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,400 It's gone. So then I got the other way to 253 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,560 back it. But if there's no potato, can 254 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,640 you get me chips? So his head, his hair was so far 255 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,480 gone, right. I couldn't eat the potatoes 256 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,320 because there was there was buttering. 257 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,560 But I said, listen, because you know what I'm like, I'm like 258 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,840 this guy. I go, guys, no problem. 259 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,520 You're up against it today. Don't worry, you're having a 260 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,040 great day. I'm happy with my steak and some 261 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,360 veg. Not a problem. 262 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,400 I knew I was going to McDonald's later, more on that to come. 263 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:57,600 But then the catering staff came back out to me and they said, 264 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,840 Shane, we've just brought you an extra steak. 265 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,880 And I went, oh, unbelievable. Right. 266 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,120 So I get given an extra steak. I go, look, that's far too much. 267 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,680 Then they go, we back in a minute and they bring me a big 268 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,520 bowl of chips. Yeah. 269 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,680 But then other people started going, is there chips? 270 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,960 And I had to go. No. 271 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,720 Yeah. Not for you, there's not. 272 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,280 That I saw that and then I for. Daddy, but there's Daddy chips. 273 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,160 I know, but I started asking for that. 274 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,920 I started asking for chips because if he's getting chips, 275 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,720 I'm getting chips. And then, but they never brought 276 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,040 them. I know, but I like it was such a 277 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:36,400 good day, but the the way the potatoes were spread out was it 278 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,480 was there needs to be something needs to be looked in an. 279 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,600 Inquiry. Yeah, because the English got 280 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,720 more potatoes than us. Watching you. 281 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,480 To I mean, but it was great. They were good crack and my 282 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,760 favourite part of the wedding was shame was the MC right? 283 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:54,440 And after he did the MC Rocky sat down and I said well done 284 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,080 Shane, congratulations on doing that. 285 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,200 You did a great job and then didn't somebody turn around you 286 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,240 and go, or was that your first time public speaking or 287 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,760 something? You have a strange memory of 288 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,440 this, isn't that right? I sat down. 289 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,320 Here's the thing Tony said to me. 290 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,000 Will you bring on people to do the speeches right? 291 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,280 I said not a problem on the day. It was more of a case of there's 292 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,520 a bit more involved. I said not a problem. 293 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,760 I'd, as I'm bringing them into the room, Tony and Christina, I 294 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,320 said to them, do I do a bit of stuff here? 295 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,960 Like you've got the pig, do you want the grunt? 296 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,200 I said, do you look, do you want a bit of something here? 297 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,880 And he went, that's why I've got you. 298 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,360 So I said, all right, so I had to improvise a bit of a set. 299 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,440 Yeah, what you did great. Unbelievable. 300 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,080 Yeah, really great stuff. Great Jack, great jokes. 301 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,880 And I killed it. But a riffing bit of improv. 302 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,320 Good stuff. Christina's friend that does a 303 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,720 bit was just doing something about in France tells the whole 304 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,520 story. I say gracias at the end of it. 305 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,600 Everyone shoot, shoot, shoot. Right. 306 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,520 Overshadowed the wedding, somebody said. 307 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:10,200 Anyway, I set down after it to a claim from the table. 308 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,960 Great job, Shane. You know, some people well done. 309 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,400 Brilliant. You know, voice of a generation. 310 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,440 Whatever. Andrew goes, Yeah, good set, 311 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,880 mate. And I went, oh, thanks, Andrew. 312 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,360 And he goes, you'll get the hang of it. 313 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,320 He goes, you'll get the hang of doing stuff like that. 314 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,880 You were the 1. Was that me that said it to you? 315 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,440 Yes. Oh, I can't remember. 316 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,000 And do you know why you did it? And it was actually a tough 317 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,400 watch because you had new friends around you, people you 318 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,720 didn't know before. Yeah. 319 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,480 No, but I was making your. English friends. 320 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,720 I didn't speak to the English much. 321 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,480 I love the English, yes, but you know, but what it says, I, I, I 322 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,280 was trying to make a point was like, oh, well done, Shane, You 323 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,720 didn't, you did great, You know, for like your first time kind of 324 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,000 thing, like, yeah. And then I think someone looked 325 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,080 over. So it was the first time I 326 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:54,840 really. Yeah, yeah. 327 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,560 Or something like that. Like. 328 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,760 Well then I think about an hour later they realised, you know 329 00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:58,960 what? I. 330 00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,960 Mean who they're dealing with, who they're. 331 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:05,200 Dealing with like, yeah, I mean. Well, couple things I I 332 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,360 mentioned about the steak. I had already decided I was 333 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,200 taking a ragtag Bunch of Misfits the McDonald's at some point. 334 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,560 Oh, you were. There I was. 335 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,600 There I was. There we have to talk. 336 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,840 About Aaron Butler. So did it make the news? 337 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,360 Did you not see the article afterwards? 338 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,600 It made the news, yeah. So how we how? 339 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,120 Right. So on the day of the wedding, 340 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,960 there was a parade. Yes, an orange parade. 341 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,360 I've never been to an orange prayer before. 342 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,240 I still haven't been to 1. But it was on next door. 343 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,680 It was on outside and like. Literally outside like we. 344 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,120 Were having food and you could you could hear this you could 345 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:46,840 hear us, which is, you know, whatever and I got a knot not 346 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:47,840 from. Todd, I got, not from. 347 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,000 Todd going You got a Todd knot. I got a Todd knot and. 348 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,840 I just went, we're off, I said to Julie. 349 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,160 Hold the point the back of them. I said there would. 350 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,800 Half a dozen guys. McDonald's. 351 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,320 Cross the road so close. And it's cheeky to do that on 352 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,400 the Newton. Road. 353 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,040 Yep. People were going, but there's 354 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,520 this pretty I said. Guys, stick with me. 355 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,320 We'll be all right. We go over to McDonald's, New 356 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,920 Nard roads lively. Yeah, I said. 357 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,040 Keep your head up, young ones. Keep your head and swivel 358 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,800 Follow. Me, we go in, there's a bunch of 359 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,040 boys outside, can't get teenagers, can't get in. 360 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,840 They've got the hoods up to go, we can't get in. 361 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,720 So security have closed the doors, right? 362 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,200 One security guy for the whole building it's kicking off. 363 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,080 In between this we got brought in like The Beatles. 364 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,080 Right where? Where it's called suits Tie. 365 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,600 I'm there. A bowl of Mashed potato. 366 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,520 Yeah. Stolen the mash. 367 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,360 We. We have brought in bottles 368 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,720 overhead. I got it all but the tops. 369 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,360 But here's the. Thing I'm chatting to the use 370 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:46,320 outside too and the start I'm I'm I'm mates with security 371 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,720 mates where I go folks we need it. 372 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,520 We need all calm down here anyway. 373 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,280 We get in, get our food when we're about to leave. 374 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,120 Yeah. There's no security, the door 375 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,800 is. Closed, right? 376 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,520 But we need to get out and there's no security for us to 377 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,760 go. Can you open the door for us and 378 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,880 let us out? So someone pulls the door open 379 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,560 and we go to get out and I go. Someone is like, make sure we're 380 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,040 close up behind us. Stop this kicking off. 381 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:17,560 Aaron Butler leaves the door open as the last one out and 382 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,800 goes. Go on ahead, boys. 383 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,960 I go, what are you doing? And it's too late. 384 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,880 They're in like. And then the security comes out 385 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,160 and I was like oh for fuck's sake. 386 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,840 Anyway, we get back to win. As we're walking back to the 387 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,000 venue, my mate John is walking the other way because he's heard 388 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,880 people on the road. Yeah, yeah, right. 389 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,320 So he's on his way up and I go, we've already been. 390 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:45,000 He sends a video from McDonald's 5 minutes later. 391 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,360 Full scale riot caused by Aaron Butler. 392 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,320 Yeah, he was entirely responsible for that. 393 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,680 And then? The following day, it said fast 394 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,400 food restaurants in Newton Rd had to close down because of the 395 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,520 amount of young people within the. 396 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,280 No, I don't know, but they were all there was open when we were 397 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:01,840 in there. Yeah. 398 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,600 So it's obviously closed after we left. 399 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,600 Yeah. So, yeah. 400 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,680 So, unbelievably, he liberated them. 401 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,320 Yeah, he liberated. Him to get their their their 402 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,400 cheeseburgers and chips yeah, but. 403 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,480 That way. I thought that was wild. 404 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,720 Always crazy. Like, but it was a, it was a 405 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,440 really good day and we left like, I don't know, I left 406 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,840 before you would think you're a taxi booked. 407 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,240 Yeah. Did you go? 408 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,920 In that taxi, did you go over that? 409 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,240 Yeah, we left before you. Such a good day like. 410 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,680 Thing about the taxi is we got a recommendation for a taxi 411 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,040 driver. Go. 412 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,920 This is the guy, my kind of taxi driver. 0 chat the entire way. 413 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,200 Drove a 300 mile lower OH. Unbelievable we were. 414 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,680 Home in 7 minutes. He's on real Yeah. 415 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:48,400 Night was good. So then the night was great. 416 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,920 Great day, I couldn't have had a worse night from the second we 417 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,560 got home to the next morning. Why get ready for this? 418 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,440 What we get home one in the morning? 419 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,280 I was fairly rightly at the wedding you had. 420 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,160 You were all up dancing. It shades on. 421 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,080 You had a few ciders. Yeah. 422 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,800 Your wife was having a great time. 423 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,040 My wife was having a great time. I was drunk. 424 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,560 Not badly, not badly drunk. No, right? 425 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,760 I go up, I don't have a sore head the next day, get home at 426 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:26,640 1:00 AM in bed here, the smoke alarm go and they're like like 427 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,800 the carbon monoxide here. All the alarms go in my house 428 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,520 basically at 1:00 AM that we've had trouble with the alarms 429 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,200 recently going off every now and again. 430 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,400 Some sort of fault with the alarm, right? 431 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,560 And for fuck sake, are your kids. 432 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,480 In the house, yeah. But I know, I know, it's just a 433 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,320 problem with the alarm. But Even so, the alarms are 434 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,760 going off loud everywhere. Super. 435 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,320 This episode of the Tea with Me podcast is sponsored by none 436 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,440 other than Nord VPN. 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That, but I mean, it's real. 468 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,600 I mean it's really high upright, so it takes ages to like you've 469 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,320 to line it up and then you you press it and you're fucking 470 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:37,080 getting the wrong thing. So I go downstairs, 3 in the 471 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,840 morning, all this orientated, I've been drinking. 472 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,680 I go down and hit the thing. Right, sort of. 473 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:49,640 Kids didn't wake up, we're fine. Get back in the bed. 15 minutes 474 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,720 later, beep. Beep beep to put the alarm on 475 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,160 snooze or something straight down. 476 00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:01,400 But twice in one night, what are the chances 15 minutes later? 477 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,560 The only thing I could do was I've got to write off the night 478 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,720 right? This is this is my night is 479 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:16,240 fucked, but I I accept that they actually hit that thing. 480 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,720 I need all the lights on so I can see it properly. 481 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:25,320 So I had to, from 3:00 AM sit downstairs in my house in my 482 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,280 pants because I couldn't go up and then get my clothes in case 483 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,640 it went off while it was up there. 484 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,920 I don't want the kids to wake up so I had to sit quite cold in my 485 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,720 pants already hungover. Like already hungover at 3:00 in 486 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,840 the morning with all the lights on and just sit and wait for 487 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:47,320 every. 15 minutes, but then. At about 4:00 AM, it became 488 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:52,680 every 5 minutes. See, by the end of it, do you 489 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,880 know what it was? See that thing? 490 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,800 I became unreal at that because see, using that big giant pole 491 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:02,080 to hit that thing, it's like, it's like trying to hit a 492 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,600 snooker ball from up the top of the street to the bottom of the 493 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,560 street. Yeah, I know what you. 494 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,760 Mean pinpoint. Like but I became so good, I get 495 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,680 that off but it became every 5 minutes. 496 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,960 So your wife's? In bed, asleep. 497 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,920 Yep. My ladder does not reach the 498 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,520 thing, they hit it. I can't turn it off. 499 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,640 It's a battery powered thing so I can't turn it off at the 500 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,360 mains. So until so you. 501 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,920 So you don't have a ladder high enough for you to go to take it 502 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,160 out and play it out the back, correct. 503 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,120 She, you know, so you all you can do is just keep, just keep 504 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,360 pushing the button. It's Japanese. 505 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,280 Torture. Yeah. 506 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:42,440 From 3:00 AM until 7:30 I I sat there because the first while I 507 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,720 tried in between us I going to sleep, but you wouldn't even see 508 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,320 by the second you just about got to sleep. 509 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,040 You know how? Did you solve it at 7:30? 510 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,840 Father-in-law brought a lottery and I had that. 511 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,800 I should not have woken. Up before and all half three 512 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,200 tomorrow. So can we just do this now? 513 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,280 Why did you wait till half seven? 514 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,520 I'd have gone over and said listen, I need to get back to 515 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,800 bed. I know I'm waking you up but I'd 516 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,440 rather just do it now. I'll buy you lunch tomorrow or 517 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,000 something as an apology. No, I'm not. 518 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,960 Like I was prepared but I think on the pool but. 519 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,360 The solution is next door. But how would you wake him up? 520 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,200 Knock on the. Door set, set off his fucking 521 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,040 hell arms or something like, I don't know, like I don't know, 522 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,400 knock on the door like. But then I couldn't leave. 523 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,760 Here's the thing as well. What do you need to get? 524 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,440 Your wife involved here? I couldn't. 525 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,760 Leave my house in case because I knew it would go off straight 526 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,600 away. Maybe looking back, I could have 527 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,360 banged at the pole and then and then back. 528 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,600 Right. And what did your father-in-law 529 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,680 said? Half seven when you told me you 530 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,480 were sitting there to treat out, Did he turn to a well, you just 531 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,840 call me. Yeah, but. 532 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,520 It but I was like, Oh no, it's OK. 533 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:44,280 But then I had, by the way, I've to then go, I don't know, 1520 534 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,040 feet up this ladder, but it's not one of those ladders like 535 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,400 it's against the thing and then I have to lean out. 536 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,240 I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, screwdriver. 537 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,160 To push the wee thing in and then twist. 538 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,200 So see if like if I was doing that normally I'd be all I'm 539 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,960 scared. But see, just at that time, I 540 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,240 wouldn't care if I'd have fallen off a ladder if you had an. 541 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,440 Engineer, come out and look at this. 542 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,000 Have you have had a result? All sorted? 543 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Now what? Was the. 544 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,080 Problem. Some of the one of the that 545 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,680 smoke alarm just to be a bit defective. 546 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,160 So we replaced all the smoke alarms, all the carbon monoxide 547 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,760 alarms in the house and then I brought in a separate we carbon 548 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,000 monoxide alarm while all this was happening that didn't go 549 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,360 off. We're all good now, you're safe. 550 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,520 Now, yeah, but I keep. See if I hear we beat below. 551 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,360 So, so your day on Saturday, your day on Sunday, we just 552 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,040 wrecked all day. Then I had you'd go up to. 553 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,680 Hollywood, then no sleep. And hungover all day. 554 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,960 And then we went to The Dirty dock with my dad and I, I 555 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,360 ordered honey chilli chicken chips. 556 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,400 And I was just going to make or break me. 557 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,520 And it made me. I was, I was pretty after that. 558 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,960 But it was the wedding was unbelievable. 559 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,520 And then I had the worst night ever. 560 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,520 Oh, of course. Yeah. 561 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,120 But I became so good. What's deck like? 562 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,440 But what has? That taught, you know, because 563 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,960 it's taught me something. What has that taught you because 564 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,760 based on your experience, has taught me something? 565 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,240 Smoke alarms. Overrated. 566 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,840 No, if I have a. High ceiling. 567 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,760 I need a high ladder. Yeah. 568 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,560 So if I have a high ceiling, I need a ladder that can get me up 569 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,800 to that ceiling to turn off an alarm. 570 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,000 There's no point in having an alarm that high if I can't get 571 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,080 up but the horse had. Bolted. 572 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:19,520 I know but but how are you going to change the battery in that 573 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,440 you have to rely on some your next door neighbour which is 574 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,440 your father-in-law to fix that alarm. 575 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:29,880 You see, what if he was on holiday now what you done bank 576 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,960 on the? Fact that he wouldn't take his 577 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,000 ladder on holiday. What if he was? 578 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,040 On a lot of holiday, people bring their ladders. 579 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,360 They just do climbing things, don't they? 580 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,560 What? If he was on. 581 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,680 Holiday, it was locked up. Oh, we see my point. 582 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,080 Like, yeah. Yeah, people. 583 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,400 Who have who drive a car with no roadside assistance? 584 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,560 He said to him. While you're going to the car 585 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,680 breaks down, I'll just ring my dad. 586 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,920 What's what's he doing? What's in fucking Spain? 587 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,760 Like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you're not. 588 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,360 Prepared, high ceiling, high ladder, that's the game. 589 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,160 High risk, high reward, that's the game we're in. 590 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,280 But. Yeah, it was. 591 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,400 It was absolutely awful. Yeah. 592 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,240 Good. It was up. 593 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,240 What? No. 594 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,080 No. No, it's good that it's all it's 595 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,800 sorted. Like it is awful. 596 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,360 And it and it. No, that that was the wrong 597 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,240 choice of word. That yeah, that was the wrong. 598 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,920 That's good that it's it's it's over now. 599 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,080 I mean, it's good that it's over. 600 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,160 And does your wife know that your wife knows you stayed up 601 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,000 all night? Yeah. 602 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,440 To protect the kids. You would have got a bit of 603 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,880 brownie points for that. Like do you know? 604 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,480 What? I don't even expect that, 605 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,240 because you know what? What do you expect from a pig 606 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,800 butter girl? Fucking weird on that. 607 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,200 I have other things I want to chat about, but I want to play a 608 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,400 game. Yeah, don't play a game. 609 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,360 All right, I just devised this this morning. 610 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,840 Right. Is this are these real NFL 611 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,080 players or what? I don't know their. 612 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:41,880 Name. I don't know. 613 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,760 Yeah, but I know nothing about the NFL. 614 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,600 Well, that person called National Football League. 615 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,400 See if you. Knew about the NFL. 616 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,840 This game wouldn't work. Are these real NFL players or 617 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,360 have I just made this name up? What do I get for winning 618 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,720 respect? OK, Gefavius Jabbar Junior. 619 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,560 Is that a real NFL guy or have I got up? 620 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,720 Yeah, No, is it not? Sounds like I made it up. 621 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,080 That's the whole point. You made it up. 622 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,400 Brilliant. To Fabius Jabbar, junior. 623 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,680 To Fabius. I just made that. 624 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,720 Up is. There anything on this phone? 625 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,960 Are you just looking at a phone? All right, OK. 626 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,840 Right. Are these real guys from like 627 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,640 years ago, right right up to now? 628 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,920 Barkhavius Mingo. It's so. 629 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,800 Mental. I'm saying yes, yeah, yes. 630 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,480 Alright. Jack, so mental. 631 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,920 I'm saying yes, OK. Wonderful, terrific moms the 632 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,800 second. Come on. 633 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,800 False. Now he's a real NF. 634 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,760 What? Yeah, yeah. 635 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,960 Shout out the wonderful, terrific moms. 636 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,040 The second sounds like an. Ice cream, I know. 637 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,440 Vesuvius Hermann Hovima. False. 638 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,560 Yeah, false. I just made that up. 639 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,400 Yeah. Stayed in the hotel called 640 00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,840 Hovima La Pinto when I was in Tenerife, Earthwind, Moreland. 641 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,000 True. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 642 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,760 Because it's America and it's football. 643 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,120 It's fucking idiots Deck. Buttkiss. 644 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,360 Well, if Willie Thompson was here now, he'd be all over that 645 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,480 one. He no. 646 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,280 Space, actually. Yeah, yeah. 647 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:22,080 No, not real Deck Buttkiss. Real guy, real guy. 648 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,120 And I've seen him and he looks like a deck Buttkiss, Does he? 649 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,480 Pinkett, Deadington. False. 650 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:39,440 Yeah, I made. Them Captain Monerlin. 651 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,720 False. True. 652 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,200 Oh, de Brickshaw, Ferguson, de. Brickshaw. 653 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,400 You ever admitted de Brickshaw? False. 654 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,080 No, de Brickshaw Ferguson. Real guy. 655 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,200 Real guy. Real guy. 656 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,080 Remington catastrophe. False. 657 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,640 Yeah. Do trail biscuits the 4th 658 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,840 biscuits. Biscuits do trail. 659 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:03,240 Biscuits the 4th. Oh yeah. 660 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,880 Fuck this is so annoying, a sport I know nothing about and 661 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,680 nor do I want to know anything about it haha. 662 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:17,280 Clinton Dicks. True. 663 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:22,640 Yeah, he's true. OK, last one. 664 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:30,120 Andrew loves it in the butt. Is he a real NFL player? 665 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,200 Andrew loves. Andrew loves it in the. 666 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,280 Butt we false love it in the front. 667 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,240 Yeah, false. False. 668 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,000 Don't do but. What do you think of the game? 669 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,880 What came? Back a bit. 670 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,000 A bit of work to do. Yeah, a bit of work to do, but 671 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,760 I'll call. You quite a few, so can you call 672 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,280 me? Oh yeah, but what you but what, 673 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,960 you know, like there's no jeopardy for me in it, you know 674 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,520 what I mean? Because like, you know, I don't, 675 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,120 I have no interest in American sports. 676 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,040 I don't find it interesting. Like really. 677 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,320 I Youtubed the rules of American football, yes and I watched a 10 678 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,600 minute video but they all have to go 10 yards or something. 10 679 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,920 metres and have certain plays. Marginal gains. 7. 680 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,080 Plays, is it or something like whatever it's and I just went, 681 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,880 you know what? It's too busy. 682 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,520 Yeah, I take defence. Too much stoppage, too too many 683 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,120 adverts. So boring. 684 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,600 Say what? We're hopefully going to New 685 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,400 York, yeah. I'm, I'm going, I'm going to 686 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,320 support sport. Do you? 687 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:26,280 Do you say we got invited to baseball, American football or 688 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,400 basketball? What one would you want to go 689 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,520 to? Or ice hockey? 690 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,040 I go. To American football, Well, ice 691 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,200 hockey, you can do it here. There's no point in seeing that. 692 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,160 I'll go to basketball because it's a bit more closer, isn't 693 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,600 it? Yeah, baseball. 694 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,280 I lost to be courtside of the Knicks. 695 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,880 I'm not. Hearing great things about 696 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,040 baseball. Who from people like. 697 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,240 Yeah. I've been a couple of times. 698 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:52,000 Any good, You know? Yeah, it's good. 699 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,240 You know, if you put a couple of hurdlers, get a football, Jordan 700 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,400 is. Reinders. 701 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,560 Yes. Reinders, and they're not. 702 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,320 Exactly in the peak physical conditioner, but you can't think 703 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,960 yourself really. Basketball is good. 704 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,160 Me and my dad went to a Brooklyn Nets game at the Barclays 705 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,680 Centre. Yeah, but it was like a Monday 706 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,680 afternoon at like lunchtime and we, it was like Austin a cup, 707 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,800 like some friends and family of the players. 708 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,680 Nobody had it. But why was? 709 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,680 That is it like a just a training game or something? 710 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,000 It was. Yeah, it was like preseason or 711 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,200 something. It was brutal. 712 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,200 I get. Savannah Bananas might be the 713 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,000 team for Andrew Savannah. Bananas are fun guys. 714 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,920 They. Put on a basketball? 715 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,720 No, they're minor. League Baseball. 716 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,360 No, no, it's. Like ex exhibition baseball 717 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,600 games. I don't think there's a price 718 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,320 not they don't play it properly. Oh, they're. 719 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,320 Basically like wild characters, big entrances, it's all like, 720 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,600 were they based? They go all around there, they 721 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,480 sell out stadiums everywhere. So is it like? 722 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,840 A Harlem Globetrotters, but for baseball sort of thing, yeah, 723 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,640 but they. Do play against other teams. 724 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,560 I think they've now set up a league where there's other sort 725 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,880 of teams like them, so they're all trying out to each other 726 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,280 with sort of the entertainment around the game more. 727 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,920 Entertainment rather than Yeah I. 728 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,760 Think, see if we could go to the next game or in New York. 729 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,240 I love that. Yeah, it's a Madison Square 730 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,160 Garden. Yeah, I. 731 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,240 Think next time I go to New York, I need to calm down a 732 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,840 little bit. I got very excited the last time 733 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,680 I was there, you know what I mean? 734 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,640 They're just buzzing to be there. 735 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,560 Like, yeah, I mean, but you know, I'm in good health now, so 736 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,840 it's good. You need to get. 737 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,800 It come to the ice pass for me. No, I got it set up yesterday 738 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,000 and two mornings in a row in my garden. 739 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,360 Even ice. Pot in your garden? 740 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,640 Yeah. Full machine. 741 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,000 Yeah. Full box, Yeah. 742 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,320 And. And how do you. 743 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,400 Where do you get the ice? You don't. 744 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,440 It regulates itself plugged in plugged. 745 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,120 In and how do you have to change the water? 746 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,280 It says every two to four weeks and you're going. 747 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,240 To do this every day. Let's see how. 748 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,920 Long you go in for. I didn't. 749 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,320 I tried to go in for 2 so I mindset to 4° which I thought 750 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,920 was the sea temperature and then looked it up at the sea 751 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,200 temperatures like 10°. But I've gotten an even colder 752 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,960 I'm going to stick. With it, I tried to do 2 minutes 753 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,440 yesterday I did one minute and then I did one minute ago. 754 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,640 Do you know I also not that I'm cheating a bit, but I need to 755 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,920 put a wee bit more water into it because mine, mine goes up to 756 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,280 just above my nipples, but it needs to go up to your neck I 757 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,920 think. So I'll put a bit more water in 758 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,360 it. Nolan. 759 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:09,560 And have you heard about my potential, as you mentioned 760 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,480 nipples there, but my surgery, I won't ask you. 761 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,159 About that, but would you do an ice bath though? 762 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:16,880 Yeah, I would. Yeah, I've, I feel good after 763 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,080 I've swam in the sea. Like, yeah, I swam in the sea. 764 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,520 Have so I. Know, but it's about that. 765 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,719 It's like that, isn't it? Once you get over the initial 766 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:30,440 shock of it like I'd say. This is I find it easier than 767 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,199 being in the sea because you're sort of contained. 768 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,320 I like that. Do you know what I mean? 769 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,440 It's cleaner as well, isn't? It I don't mind seawater, but I 770 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,239 mean, I just mean like I'm sitting on a seat and you're not 771 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,280 having to go all the way to a beach and all that kind of 772 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,159 stuff. The sand. 773 00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:48,600 I hate sand. Sandman What's the what? 774 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,880 What's the benefit of the Cold War? 775 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,960 What's what's what's doing? Just fucking charge up. 776 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,960 I think it gives you a dopamine hit does that. 777 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,360 Yeah, yeah. You see a lot of X addicts do 778 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,560 that, don't they? Drug addicts? 779 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,040 Because they need a hit, don't they? 780 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,280 A lot of X drug addicts will go see. 781 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,080 So I'm in recovery. From Football Manager, as you 782 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,560 know, yeah, yeah, this has helped me. 783 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,640 I know, but yeah. But I just think it's like I 784 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,720 didn't feel like of we buzz going in the morning, I'm fairly 785 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,960 woken up. And you do this what before the 786 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,680 school run or after school run first thing? 787 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,520 As soon as I wake up straight into the. 788 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,280 Wow. 1:00 AM. Is it a bit? 789 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,320 Extreme, is it? No, I don't think so. 790 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,360 No, I would. I wouldn't buy one. 791 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,440 No. Like, you know, if it was I I'm 792 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:38,680 not great in water, right? I can shower, but like, I don't 793 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,880 swim. You. 794 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,520 You'd. Be a you'd be a paddler. 795 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,720 Yeah, like I don't really go up to the knees. 796 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,680 You like, I don't really go. Into pools, you know? 797 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,240 Yes. You don't need to swim in a nice 798 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,720 bath I. Know, but it's kind of like, you 799 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:53,200 know, No, you don't. My point is that like shit, I 800 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,600 don't have bats, right? I have a bat in me house, but I 801 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,080 don't have a bat. You get them in your roof. 802 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,720 Space quite a bit. Yeah, but I have a bat. 803 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:07,280 I have a bat in the house. Bats like I have a bath in the 804 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,200 house, but I don't I don't I don't have a bath like what I 805 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,920 mean Well, I. Would bath 6 * a year? 806 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,400 I don't sure there's no need for it. 807 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,280 There's no need for a bath. There is. 808 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,560 There isn't some Sunday night you need a bath, the old Sunday 809 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,600 night you need a bath. There is you do you need a wee 810 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,160 bath? Like I have a cup of tea in the 811 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:29,720 bath. Is that weird? 812 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,880 Yeah. Do you like candles and stuff 813 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,960 and you put like music on I? I don't light candles to have a 814 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,760 bath, but if they're do, do you? Run a bat for your wife. 815 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,120 If someone else in my house lights candles, I won't blow 816 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,760 them out, OK? Do you run a bat for your wife? 817 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,800 No, because I'm. Not going to run a bath. 818 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,800 I'm not good temperature guy. Right. 819 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,440 OK. Well, I think, I think bats are 820 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,880 overrated. They're they're too busy. 821 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,560 It takes too long for what you're getting out of it. 822 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,920 I agree. Agree on that. 823 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,640 You know what? I. 824 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,720 Mean, I actually agree. I actually agree with you. 825 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,040 I like a. Warm bath, though, but I like, I 826 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,920 like a lot of bathwater. I don't like, get a few things 827 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,240 out of the bath. You know what I mean? 828 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,240 Yeah, I don't like that. You don't like. 829 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,600 I don't. I don't. 830 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,160 I like, I like to be under the water. 831 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,000 You know what I mean? I don't like a shallow bath like 832 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,560 a deep. Bath. 833 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,960 I like a deep fall bath. Yes, OK, fair. 834 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,680 I like everything to be. Submerged. 835 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,760 For what particular reason? Comfort. 836 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:32,880 OK. Cool. 837 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,280 I don't know. I. 838 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:38,880 Just like, you know, sometimes if you're penis, if you know 839 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,000 what I mean. Oh, it's too big. 840 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,240 No. Oh, for what? 841 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,080 The bath. All right. 842 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,440 No, I mean, sometimes if it's if it's like I don't like a ball 843 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,680 and a boat. I like it in there. 844 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,160 Too old sometimes. You see it looks, it looks at 845 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,360 you like it's sad. Oh yeah. 846 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,520 Yeah, yeah, mine doesn't. But it depends on what bath. 847 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,000 What do you have? Depends on which bath water you 848 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,640 have. Yeah, yeah. 849 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have bats. 850 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,040 I just do just do the standard shower washing that I've I've 851 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,920 learned through the years. Would you think it was weird if 852 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,600 I told you that one of the WhatsApp groups I'm in, 853 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,360 sometimes if any boys are getting a bath, sometimes you 854 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,560 tend to be bath selfie. Yeah, just your feet in the 855 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,320 bath. But the bottom corner you have 856 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,720 to just set. You see your balls. 857 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,560 Yeah, it's really. Fucking weird that yeah, I 858 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,320 wouldn't. I would, I would. 859 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,440 Leave the group. Yeah, I. 860 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,200 Wouldn't I don't I don't like? I'm in a couple of WhatsApp 861 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,440 groups and I'll be honest with you, just for that some No, no, 862 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,080 no, no. Some of them are beginning to 863 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,120 piss me off. Like what? 864 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,480 What? What do you not like going off 865 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,720 topic? Or what the group is about. 866 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,480 So I got invite. I'm invited on a stag, right? 867 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,480 My cousin stag. You're a big stag man. 868 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,280 Oh yeah. Stag, Andrew and like. 869 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,920 That's my. Name you're good with puns. 870 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,760 Aren't you? Oh, yeah, yeah. 871 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,880 Stag Andrew folks. Stag Andrews come. 872 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,880 But I'm a groomsman for Next Dagger. 873 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,120 I was. I'm a groomsman for his wedding 874 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:58,200 in Italy in October. But I can't go on the stag now 875 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,120 because they were going to kill Kenny. 876 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,520 Cat Laughs for the stag Comedy Festival. 877 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,440 No, they've moved. They're going to Waterford. 878 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,080 What? Waterford. 879 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,720 I know. What are you going? 880 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,880 There for apart from crystal dog racing. 881 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,600 I don't know what's going on. So basically. 882 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,480 People will know what are you going to do? 883 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,440 Wear like a collar and no force, you know, You know. 884 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,320 Yeah, you're greyhound racing. Yeah, they're going to go and do 885 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,280 that Graham track. I'm not intending. 886 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,200 They're not even. Dogs. 887 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,440 I don't. Even into that man. 888 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,480 So they're just going to. Spectate. 889 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,880 They're going to watch. It like right, so a part of one 890 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,840 of the activities, right. So I said to them that's well, I 891 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,880 can't obviously go on the stag now because obviously I was 892 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,560 going to join us in Kilkenny after me gigs. 893 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,880 Can't go but enjoy Waterford. Oh no. 894 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,400 But see the tone you said that in? 895 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,160 Was there a little bit of needle there? 896 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,640 Were you like obviously I'll not be going because you're going 897 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,960 back on the plan we'd already agreed on? 898 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,120 No, there wasn't. A bit of needle. 899 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,840 I was just saying all I'd have a great time Walford, but 900 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,120 obviously I'm working that weekend and I'll see us all at 901 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,640 the wedding, right? But I'm still in the group. 902 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,640 Now I don't know whether do I leave the group. 903 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,520 Get out all right. Or do I asked to be kicked out 904 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,640 of the group? But now the stag is now gone, 905 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,040 completely off fucking pitched, and they're now talking about 906 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,360 interior design for a guy's new kitchen who's gone on the stack. 907 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,880 And I'm like, so I've just said to my cousin, I'm just going to 908 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,440 come out of this group. But you wouldn't. 909 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,240 Mind being in an interior design group, as long as that's what 910 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,520 the group's for and then we don't have that the. 911 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,440 Group has to be Pacific to the group. 912 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,000 If people start going off I'll be off pierced. 913 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,480 Huh? Has to be. 914 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,000 Pacific to the What's best to be Pacific? 915 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,320 To the group, if it starts going off off piece I'm not having it 916 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,760 right. What I would do is you've two 917 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,080 options. You either mute the group. 918 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,200 I'm going to leave the group today. 919 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,400 Just leave. I'm gonna have to just leave. 920 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,480 Don't ask to be kicked out. That's kind of like cock 921 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,400 behaviour, is it? But how do you leave 922 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,720 respectfully? How do you leave a WhatsApp 923 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,040 group respectfully? Is there an Irish goodbye in a 924 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,080 WhatsApp group? You. 925 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:54,560 Drop a you drop a nice GIF and then you're out of there you go, 926 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,720 you go boys. I'm going to buy out of the 927 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,080 group. Can't wait to see y'all at the 928 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,120 wedding. Have a great one. 929 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,480 And then do you know the guy with the beard in the forest? 930 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,400 And it slowly zooms in on him and he goes like this? 931 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah do. 932 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,120 That I'll do that later. On yeah, I did that tie at the 933 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,760 right time when they're all in the camera mood yeah and stuff 934 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,960 like that, you know or just. Be like this group's got out of 935 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,840 hand. It's weird now, yeah. 936 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,280 Somewhat top groups that I like I'd be honest, which I'm kind of 937 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,280 getting fed up of being people out of me without my permission 938 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,680 as well. I don't like that because once 939 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,800 you're. In the group you look rude if 940 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,640 you leave, Yeah. Or you know what I mean. 941 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,640 So stuff like that, like it's quite it's quite I might follow 942 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,560 Gary Neville's advice. You know, he just deleted 943 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,320 WhatsApp. He's just does text message. 944 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,240 He just deleted WhatsApp. But then he has an assistant 945 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,680 that people go to, you know what I mean? 946 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:44,920 I don't I don't fucking assistant. 947 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,120 He probably. Didn't give some her phone. 948 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,400 Yeah, like. You know what I mean? 949 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,440 Or he's, you know, like, so I'm not, I don't have an assistant 950 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,560 like Gary Neville. I love him. 951 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,720 Yeah, I like him. I met him a few. 952 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,720 Times have you? Yeah, I'm working with Paul's 953 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,960 goals soon. Dinner with him. 954 00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,080 You. 2 are going for dinner. Yeah, like I'm. 955 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,720 Doing an event with him like I'm the comedian, Like, oh, I. 956 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,440 Know he's he's. Doing the Q&A and I'm the 957 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,400 comedian. Yeah, yeah. 958 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,280 Be weird if it was the other way, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 959 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,000 Like Andrew, talk to me with the Champions League final, Yeah. 960 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,800 Which anyway, but that'll be. Great. 961 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,320 Yeah, I've done it. I've done with Jamie Carriger. 962 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,920 You call him schools. He what a calm. 963 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,640 School. See and Oh my. 964 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,720 God, you will. I was joking, but I've seen it. 965 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,240 I know. Yeah. 966 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,800 Yeah, I got to go. No, I'll go. 967 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,520 Hello, Paul. Yeah, I call him Paul. 968 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,160 And then what if he had you in? The WhatsApp group classmate 969 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,480 totally focused in that you stayed totally staying. 970 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,240 At me, I'll say whatever they want, but like yes, I'm with 971 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:39,520 schoolsi sorry with Paul schools as if I know I've done I I'm 972 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,840 like I know him. So me Paul schools doing an 973 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,480 event soon. I did one with Lee Sharp. 974 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,640 Sharpie. Gary Neville, Neville. 975 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,200 Eh. No, eh, what to the column? 976 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,280 What's Gary Neville's nickname when he was father? 977 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,840 No, he's another one. He's another one, but it was 978 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,480 quite quirky for because he was boring. 979 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:04,280 Never something or boring. Anyway, I did a Gary Pallister 980 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,080 Polly and I've done them who was for Jimmy Carriger. 981 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,520 I interviewed Jimmy Carriger for an hour. 982 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:14,240 He was great. Was a yeah Cara is great and top 983 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,080 lad. Actually, Cara didn't ever 984 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,720 message me back, but all did you? 985 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,720 Shut this line with DM after well working with you Paul well 986 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,880 it. Was kind of like it was kind of 987 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,560 like need, you know? If you need anyone for anything, 988 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,240 just let me know. Sounds like you want. 989 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,960 To do jobs and I. Mean he was really good and he 990 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,080 bats. In your eyes, really good, but. 991 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,880 I do, you know what my ambition, my, my ambition. 992 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,040 I would, I really want to do one with Keen, Roy Keane, of course. 993 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,880 How, how am I going to get that? How am I going to get the 994 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,880 universe to put me next to Roy King? 995 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,880 It's one of my lifetime ambitions. 996 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,480 You have a mutual friend? Yeah. 997 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,760 We have, Yeah. We have mutual friends, yeah. 998 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:58,400 Is that the? One If you saw me hanging out, 999 00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,760 let me tell you that'd. Be the worst. 1000 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,040 One to take. No, let me. 1001 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,760 Tell you if I found out that you were going to England to do 1002 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,520 something football related and part of it is going to be on a 1003 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,480 panel with Roy Keane or you're doing a gig with Roy Keane, I'm 1004 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,560 not lying to you. I will be with you. 1005 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,680 You would carry your bag, I will. 1006 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,320 But you'd you'd. Creep, keen, white. 1007 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,800 I wouldn't. Creep him out? 1008 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,400 No, no, I'd let him know I'm from Cork. 1009 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,560 Right, Hold on hold. On Let's role play it, I'm keen. 1010 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,400 All right, All right. Do I win on a panel? 1011 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,120 I wouldn't freak about. What I would do is I would be 1012 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,520 very quick to reassure him I'm one of I'm on his side. 1013 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,960 That would. Freak him out more than 1014 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,480 anything. Just to reassure you. 1015 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,720 I'm on your You're in the green. Room. 1016 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,120 Yeah, we're in the. Green room, right? 1017 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,120 And I come. In and you're Keno, Yeah. 1018 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,760 Right. And I'm talking a bit. 1019 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,440 So now give me a, give me a bit of room to do keno. 1020 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,520 Say you're talking. About the traffic on the way 1021 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,440 here. Traffic on the way here, people 1022 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,640 not letting you merge and the way to the last minute as well. 1023 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,120 Do I? When do? 1024 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,680 I come in, it's. Up to you. 1025 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,280 Yeah, It's up to me. I wouldn't. 1026 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,600 I wouldn't. Want to interrupt, Right, Right. 1027 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,680 So you can talk, Yeah. I I. 1028 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,360 Just said to him, like, where do you? 1029 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,880 I said just. Interrupting him, I oh, I'm 1030 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,200 Andrew. I'm. 1031 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,400 Working with you today. How are you getting on? 1032 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,880 Your eyes don't see on. The call, she's on the call. 1033 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,840 She's clear. What Rd. 1034 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,120 Did you come in? What Rd did you come in? 1035 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,960 Because I come in the M62 eastbound. 1036 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,160 Where? Where did you come from? 1037 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,560 Were you trying to? Track, did you come from? 1038 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,120 Come from. Hill in Cheshire, you stalking? 1039 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:22,520 Me. Are you? 1040 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,320 No, you. Wouldn't be like that. 1041 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,520 He wouldn't be like that. He's nicer. 1042 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,360 Not nice, no he. Wouldn't do that again. 1043 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,240 I'm not dealing. With the real guy this is 1044 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,000 absolute bullshit role play, don't swear. 1045 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,280 That is. Bullshit, man, this is fucking 1046 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,880 bullshit. He will like me. 1047 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:46,160 He will like. Me Do you know my? 1048 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,880 Mother sat next to him at a wedding right back in when he 1049 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,600 was assistant manager to Martin O'Neill at the Republic of 1050 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,760 Ireland. Open with that. 1051 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,760 They went. Yes. 1052 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,560 Open with. That my mother sat next. 1053 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,560 I don't know your mother. How do I know? 1054 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:00,720 Your mother sat next. She had a. 1055 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,000 Fucking wedding man. Are you trying to say I was at 1056 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,160 the table as well? Why? 1057 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,680 Why do you think I'm your dad? You think I'm your dad? 1058 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,920 Take some. You're a big baby. 1059 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,360 Oh God, you're not my big baby. You're. 1060 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,960 So fucking my big. Baby with a perm. 1061 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:20,800 I don't have a perm and I would get on my son's on. 1062 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,200 Kid. Radio really. 1063 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,960 Well, what I'm like, I just don't prefer Connor Brennan. 1064 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,560 To show it be better if it was Connor, Connor, Amy and 1065 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:37,360 obsessive, why they're not getting obsessive instead of you 1066 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,240 just drive? Time. 1067 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,520 I think it's time you drove home that. 1068 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,280 You know what? That impression is really shit. 1069 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,840 It's not. It's not. 1070 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,600 It's actually. Not you know what. 1071 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,400 For somebody from Cork, and he's from Cork, I can't do his voice. 1072 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,400 Yeah, I can't. He's a cork because he's a cork. 1073 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,440 Fucking below the bed come. On I make sure for that we 1074 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,920 comment your Englishmates at the wedding, huh? 1075 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,000 Yeah. That would you know that you not 1076 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:07,760 to say I know I. Know. 1077 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,920 I know, I know. Yeah. 1078 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,200 That's not good. But he like it. 1079 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,240 Kino would like he. Would love me, man. 1080 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,840 Yeah. It was just I just need to be 1081 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,720 close to him, like to get him like, like. 1082 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,760 Careful with what you're saying, because he watches. 1083 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,720 I sat next. To Dennis Irwin on a flight, I 1084 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,360 didn't speak to him for the whole flight until we landed. 1085 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,960 And I just asked from you. I didn't didn't speak to him for 1086 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,440 the whole flight until we landed and I went well, Dennis, how are 1087 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,800 things? And he went very goodbye, very 1088 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,120 good. And when you're home for a day 1089 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,960 or two and he went just for today, I've got to do a charity 1090 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:34,920 event. I went all Superman. 1091 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,080 Enjoy it. Good to see it. 1092 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,240 Take care. Boom. 1093 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,880 That's how you speak to him. Yep. 1094 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,400 That is how you speak now. Did you get chatting the 1095 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,080 company? Did you do the event with 1096 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:43,720 company? No. 1097 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:46,280 I, I got in trouble. I didn't get in trouble. 1098 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,160 I got told off at the Canton event because I went to meet him 1099 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,920 and he wasn't shaking hands. He was only doing fist bumps but 1100 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:57,120 I would in hand open and he put his first up and I just well 1101 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,120 then. Well then new one. 1102 00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:58,760 Well. I. 1103 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,960 Well, yeah, I was like rocks, paper, scissors, but I kind of 1104 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,320 like kept my hand open. And then the guy went, it's fist 1105 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:07,800 bump and I went, oh, there you go after fist bumped him. 1106 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,960 And then I got a photograph and then I kind of put my arm around 1107 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,120 him a bit too much. Well, he stepped no, we just 1108 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,920 kind of stepped away. And then I, I started to, I 1109 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,280 said, oh, Eric. And then as soon as this guy 1110 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,560 went moving on please, I was trying to chat to him about 1111 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,640 something like. So my fear would be if he 1112 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,640 reacted badly to that. What do you think Keeno will do 1113 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,320 when you put him in a fine man? He knows, I think, I think, I 1114 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,080 think he knows. He knows what he's about, and I 1115 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,480 think he knows what he's like off, off, off. 1116 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,520 Because when I met Jamie Carriger, like, the first thing 1117 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,840 I said to him was, hi, Jamie. Nice to meet you. 1118 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,920 Would you see Roy Kean a lot now, Would you? 1119 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,000 Yeah, Yeah. Where does he live? 1120 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,360 His number? It's like a. 1121 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,760 Guy I know remember he's got to the Cliff training ground right. 1122 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,680 I remember once he called over like Nikki bought when it was 1123 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,720 Nikki Nikki Nikki ran all the way over and when you couldn't 1124 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,800 go over there and get gigs, he for us. 1125 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:57,760 Could you like when they're all like 1213 years a. 1126 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,680 Great joke I had around the playground. 1127 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:05,040 Strong time. Primary school shark 1997 a 1128 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:11,280 great joke I had was so listen to this boys right. 1129 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,720 I get all the boys around like and I'd be like Man United, 1130 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,280 we're playing at the weekend gigs. 1131 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,240 Got got sent off in the first half but scored in the 1132 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,600 second-half. How? 1133 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,880 Do you work at it? Is it a girl? 1134 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,120 This is way. Before all that. 1135 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,120 Gigs got sent off in the. 1st but scored in the second-half. 1136 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,200 Don't know Nikki bot. Scored in the second-half. 1137 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:40,600 Bot scored in the second-half. That's annoying and everyone be. 1138 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,560 Like what I? Couldn't believe it. 1139 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,480 Yeah, fuck. That's so annoying. 1140 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,480 Were you a primary? School Joker no. 1141 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,920 No, no, I didn't really know. I didn't do anything in school. 1142 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,520 Yeah, my one of my teachers kicked me in the head once. 1143 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,160 Yeah, because it was an I am. I'll never forget it, actually. 1144 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,280 Well. You. 1145 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,520 You wouldn't. Why? 1146 00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,080 Also, were you being taught by Bruce Lee? 1147 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,640 Yeah, I got kicked. In the head, yeah, I'm still 1148 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,240 actually at the time I didn't think much of it. 1149 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,280 It wasn't until a few years later on it says a lot about. 1150 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,480 Your childhood. Yeah, I. 1151 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,720 Didn't think what you taught me through it. 1152 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,880 So I was, I moved primary school from when I was, I moved primary 1153 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,160 school when I was 10, OK to a school in Carrick Lane and the 1154 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:22,640 teacher taught me and then in 5th class and I don't know, I 1155 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,960 was probably talking a bit too much in class or some of that. 1156 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:28,760 I was doing something whatever. Long story short anyway, Sergey 1157 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,440 and. All Roy Kane, Yeah. 1158 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:37,240 So Long story short, anyway, I did some, I dropped a pen and I 1159 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,560 said I remember him kneeing me in the back and then I kind of 1160 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,560 fell down. I went down to get my pen, he 1161 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,920 kneed me in the back and I fell down and he just put his foot in 1162 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,640 this on my ear like that stamped in my head. 1163 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,920 And then he then he lifted me up like I was the fucking like 1164 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,360 there's like sit back down and never forgot it. 1165 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,280 And then many, many years ago, I saw him at a in the Golf Club. 1166 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,080 He came into the Golf Club and I was working my in the bar when I 1167 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,960 was like 181718. I just deliberately wouldn't 1168 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,800 serve him, so I was taking ages to get wrong at you guys. 1169 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,160 Even that was no. Wasn't us even but like I let 1170 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,600 him wait for his Beamish he beat. 1171 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,080 The fuck out of you and you made someone else serve him? 1172 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,520 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but a couple of did you 1173 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:17,120 tell? Anyone. 1174 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,520 Or was this a different time? Is it like different time when 1175 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,120 you were kid in the 70s? Was it like 90s right at least? 1176 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,560 Jesus Christ, 70s right, but I had a couple of teachers in 1177 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,040 secondary school that were absolute arsenals and pricks and 1178 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,920 I honestly got if I saw one of them today, like I'd actually 1179 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,880 call them out to their face like I. 1180 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,320 Found with the teachers that were like that, maybe not as 1181 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,920 extreme as that, but looking back, because when you're a kid 1182 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,280 you think teachers are really old. 1183 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,080 But I'm looking back on it being like, I went to an all boys 1184 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,400 school. So a few of these teachers I 1185 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,160 think went overboard to have this scary image because they 1186 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,960 wanted the same bulletproof. But actually, you didn't then 1187 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,080 connect with your students at all. 1188 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:55,240 Yeah, you know. What? 1189 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,360 I mean, because I've met some of these teachers years later and 1190 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,640 gone, he's actually really sound. 1191 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,920 But he played it wrong. Yeah, but. 1192 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,040 I remember, I'll never forget this when I was in school and 1193 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,920 corked was a school teacher. We were doing, you know, do you 1194 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,360 ever do the bleep test? You run up and down, writing 1195 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,960 faster and faster and faster. So I was running next to a guy 1196 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,680 in the bleep test and one of the teachers had a whistle and you 1197 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,000 know the string on the whistle and he's doing all that with the 1198 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,680 whistle, right? Everyone's run up and people are 1199 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,000 dropping out and all this kind of stuff. 1200 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,400 The guy next we got the whistle and he whipped them on the back 1201 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,480 of his knee and he just whipped him. 1202 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:30,040 And the following day the guy that got whipped, I was in 1203 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,360 school, but he showed me the back of his knee. 1204 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,480 I am telling you the following day once the redness went down, 1205 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,520 it was black and blue, right? And he was limping and I said, 1206 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:41,640 you got to do something about that man. 1207 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,600 And he was like no, no, whatever, whatever. 1208 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:50,880 This is 199819991999 Actually. Now, Can you imagine your son in 1209 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,880 school and a teacher whipping him with a whistle, right? 1210 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,800 That would be in the news 100%. That is in the news, right? 1211 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:06,040 And I saw that teacher in Cork airport maybe 2014 fifteen and I 1212 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,760 was made. I was, I mean that close to 1213 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,880 going up to him like and I actually, I actually put the 1214 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,840 line in my head as well. I said still abusing kids in the 1215 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:15,960 school and he's still in the school. 1216 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,040 He still teaches in that school today. 1217 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,520 Like he's still still abusing kids because why don't you 1218 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,000 fucking do it now? Because I heard a star because 1219 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 another comedian told me that there was a couple of teachers, 1220 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,080 I think they were in from Mayo or Galway, that when the kids 1221 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,000 grew up and they got out of the school, the teacher was so bad. 1222 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,800 The teachers obviously, you know, in their 60s or 70s, they 1223 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,640 were all banned from the pubs. Yeah. 1224 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,840 They were like, hey, House. Yeah. 1225 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,400 Yeah, you were, you were, you were a bad teacher in school or 1226 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,600 whatever, like in the 80s or the 90s, whatever. 1227 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,640 And they would like they wouldn't be allowed into the 1228 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,880 pubs and say no, we're not serving you get out anyone. 1229 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,560 Anyone in the room get hit by a teacher? 1230 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,600 I got pushed badly by you. Got pushed. 1231 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,160 Yeah, like like 2 hands or shove. 1232 00:53:53,160 --> 00:54:01,000 Like big, what were you doing? I so it was history class and I 1233 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:06,160 I forgot my folder right, but I had a separate folder. 1234 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,080 He went get on with whatever. I don't Care now. 1235 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,200 I had a separate South Park ring binder. 1236 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,680 It had WWE wrestler BIOS in it. So I'm just reading that like, 1237 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,840 and then he took that off me, threw it into a storeroom, which 1238 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,000 is beside the door to get in and out of the classroom. 1239 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,320 And he goes get that at the end of class. 1240 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,800 So I'm just sitting there and then at the end of class I go 1241 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,200 in, I don't interrupt the lesson learning. 1242 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:31,680 I go into the storeroom to get it. 1243 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,800 And he meant, I'll give you at the end of class, but I thought 1244 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,760 he meant go and get it. I actually wasn't like being 1245 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,320 tricky like so I went to just go in and lift it and I felt like a 1246 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,240 hand grabbed me by the scruff and like pull me back and fling 1247 00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,840 me back. But I thought it was one of my 1248 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,160 mates like just messing about. So I'm sort of like laughing or 1249 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,400 whatever and then I see it's him so he pulls me back. 1250 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,800 My back hits like the wall. Not bad. 1251 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,760 I don't buy my head or anything but like back hits wall. 1252 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,920 I'm like oh fuck it's him and my teacher and he just gives me 1253 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,760 like either A1 or A2 handed big shove against the wall. 1254 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:13,200 Now I stood my ground like I didn't get and I was maybe only 1255 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,280 second year. I would have been 1412 no like 1256 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,480 13, but I was young for my year too and like one of the smallest 1257 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,280 in my year, but I I didn't he wasn't a scary dude like and it 1258 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,200 obviously freaked me out a bit, but then I went to like my form 1259 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,280 teacher and went this isn't good. 1260 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,720 What happened? He got put on gardening leaf and 1261 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:39,640 then he started teaching less and less. 1262 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,160 And you've never seen or heard from him since? 1263 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,760 I would have. Seen him about the school, 1264 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,880 little bits off that but he never made eye contact with me. 1265 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,120 But I'd have made eye contact with him and had this facial 1266 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,520 expression. Yeah, you would have been had 1267 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,560 that like you when you got the chips at the wedding, You're 1268 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,520 like, yeah, yeah. But you know what? 1269 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,040 I know we're, we've told two negative stories about teachers, 1270 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,160 right. So I want to balance it up. 1271 00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,920 I'm going to tell you a great story about a teacher, right. 1272 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,400 Probably the best teacher I ever said told me two or three 1273 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,800 sentences and I've still sentences have stayed at me 1274 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,600 forever. I was doing maths, ordinary 1275 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:12,200 level maths in my leaving Cert. I was always getting 34 percent, 1276 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:16,320 36 percent, 35 percent, 37 percent, 29%. 1277 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,200 I was a 30% on average. Students say, right? 1278 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,040 And I'll never forget Donald Amani, my maths teacher who 1279 00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,080 became a selector for the car curling team. 1280 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,720 He still teaches in the school. I don't think he liked me 1281 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,680 originally because I was young, I was a master, I was doing 1282 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,880 normally level. I wasn't the most academic guy, 1283 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,080 right? He pulled me up about 6 months 1284 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,880 before my leaving. Certainly when he just said it 1285 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,560 to me very casually, he just went, look, six months before 1286 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,200 you're leaving, Sir, all we want to do is get you AD. 1287 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,320 So we need to get you 40%. All I want to do is get you 40%. 1288 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,680 Forget AC, forget AB, forget an A, forget about it. 1289 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,960 We just want you to pass it. We just want AD. 1290 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,880 So he said you're getting 3330 four, 35% at the moment. 1291 00:56:55,280 --> 00:57:00,240 Can you give me like 6% extra? So when you go home tonight, you 1292 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,320 do your homework. I want 6% more time on it. 1293 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,280 Can you give me 6% more attention in class? 1294 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,800 Can you give me 6% more, you know, understanding of 1295 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,640 something? Can you just give me 6%? 1296 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,560 I don't want 10%. I want don't want 20%. 1297 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,280 You hear all these bullshitters going to give me 110%. 1298 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:20,960 They were begging for 6% of me and I went and once he broke it 1299 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,760 down, he went. All you got to do is a tiny 1300 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,600 little bit more and you'll get there. 1301 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,840 And then guess what? Started to study a little bit 1302 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,080 more 6%. Like. 1303 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,720 And I got my 40, I got my D I got my D and I was so bad. 1304 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,320 But I've always used that like phrase. 1305 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,400 Yeah, just six, 7% more marginal gains, marginal gains. 1306 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,160 And, and, and then he was a. That's, that's the power of a 1307 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,600 good teacher. I think I once had a. 1308 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:46,280 Football coach who asked us for 110% and I went not possible and 1309 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:52,440 he fucking lost his mind. Yeah, 110% loud. 1310 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,080 That's all I'm asking. I'm like, it's way too much, 1311 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,160 yeah. I know. 1312 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,600 Come here. I want to ask you your opinion 1313 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,280 on something. I'm talking about getting 1314 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,360 plastic surgery. Yeah, do it. 1315 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:02,680 Yeah. New face. 1316 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,000 Yeah. So what do you think about like 1317 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,880 a BBL? No, I'm thinking about. 1318 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,280 Getting breasts, you're getting a big. 1319 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,200 Bunda I'm getting. You're getting a big. 1320 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,800 Begars no not got a big. Ass Funny thing, it has to be 1321 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,880 reduced. Get a big fat. 1322 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,440 Booty. Let's be with a Brazilian butt 1323 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,960 lift. Unbelievable walk around. 1324 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,520 Just confused guys. Like just you bend over the 1325 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,600 chiller section and spar and all Yeah, guy. 1326 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,200 And then you turn around. And then my wife. 1327 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,120 Next to me, you're looking at my. 1328 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:27,920 Bunda boy, Yeah. And I'm thinking, I know this. 1329 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,960 So Julie has been like talking me off Cliff here, right? 1330 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:31,680 It's your nose. Right. 1331 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:36,040 No, it's not my nose. What you think it is Ears, ears, 1332 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,280 ears. No, it's not my eyes. 1333 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,480 It's. Not my nose. 1334 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,760 Chin. Not my chin. 1335 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,000 So you're getting a jawline put. In are you saying there's? 1336 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,080 Lots of things wrong with me, no? 1337 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,560 You're going to get a jawline put in. 1338 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,760 No, watch it like a man's jawline. 1339 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:50,440 What you think? And lips lips lips definitely 1340 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,640 get lips. Not getting lips done. 1341 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:55,120 Hairline, not hairline. Hey, you can talk. 1342 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,440 You can talk you're. About. 1343 00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,920 Two years. Behind me, but you're on the 1344 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:00,880 way. You're on the way. 1345 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,360 You're not on the way to Turkey. You're on the way to. 1346 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,280 You'll be on the way to Turkey by the time I'm finished. 1347 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,840 Richard, done. I'll book the flight. 1348 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:10,440 It sounds like you're treating him the holiday to Turkey, so I 1349 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:15,200 think right? I think oh hands no, but I've. 1350 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,600 Got webbed fingers but like you know my fingers are webbed, no? 1351 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,720 Sues everyone. I've got I've got way more 1352 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,960 excess skin. Hold your hand up. 1353 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,040 Oh, you do? Yeah. 1354 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:27,960 Good at swimming? You're like a. 1355 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,840 Duck. Bill Platypus Yeah, see the 1356 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,760 excess Skinner. Yeah, loads. 1357 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,320 What are you doing breast? Reduction. 1358 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:42,720 Yeah, true breast augmentation reduction. 1359 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,440 So let me explain my left chest. Great. 1360 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,280 Film Daniel de Lewis. My left foot. 1361 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,800 Yeah. Comedy podcast Comedy. 1362 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:56,880 Podcast What all? We're what all. 1363 00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,600 We're what all? What all? 1364 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:05,880 Can I tell you some? This is the favourite part of 1365 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,120 mine we've ever done together, right? 1366 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,200 Genuine, genuine, right? It's great part. 1367 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,800 So you think it's going well? Yes, fine, great. 1368 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:16,560 Enjoy myself, right? Listen, so I've 222. 1369 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:21,440 Two chests to my chest with two. Sections 2 packs right, my left 1370 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:27,600 pack I there's there's a bit of excess, what you call it not 1371 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:35,240 fat, not fluid, tissue, tissue. I have excess tissue on my left. 1372 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,440 You've always. Had or always had. 1373 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:42,560 So when I was like 2324, I was like 11 stone and I used to run 1374 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,800 all the time, like to the point where my mom would say I was too 1375 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,000 skinny, but I still had this here. 1376 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:50,040 I still had a bit of access here, but the right hand side is 1377 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,200 perfect. The right hand side is great. 1378 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,280 So I tall, I saw myself in a picture and I could see like a 1379 01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,400 bit of a lump pyramid after. Now Julie thinks I'm absolutely 1380 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,720 deluded. She's like absolutely nothing 1381 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,640 wrong with you. She likes it. 1382 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,600 Yeah. No, but she's like, you know, 1383 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,360 Yeah, but like, she's like, why? Why do you need to get this 1384 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,360 done? You look absolutely fine. 1385 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,600 But I said I but I can but I can see what what I feel like. 1386 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,360 Great. Would be better. 1387 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,440 Great. Like you know what I mean? 1388 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,480 I know you mean. And So what I did was I started 1389 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,360 this journey right, of looking into it. 1390 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,800 So I went to a clinic and I went and I got all my bloods done and 1391 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,960 I got my results for I got my health results. 1392 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,840 You would have been up. The High Door, about that. 1393 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,920 Do you want me to read them? On your way. 1394 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,960 Yes please. Right, so I'm going to tell you 1395 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,240 this stuff, but I want your opinion right? 1396 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,320 So I went and got load. All big things done, right? 1397 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,200 Right. Here we go. 1398 01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,080 Overall the results. This is my results. 1399 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,800 I've got everything done. Your results are good. 1400 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,720 Most markers are comfortable within normal ranges. 1401 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,280 So here we go. The good news, Blood count 1402 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,800 normal. Unbelievable. 1403 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,920 No obvious signs of anaemia, infection, blood disorder. 1404 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:52,840 Unbelievable. Right? 1405 01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:55,880 Kidney function very good. I've always. 1406 01:01:55,880 --> 01:02:00,120 Said that about you creatine. E 84 EGFR don't know what that 1407 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,880 means but it says 90. I presume that's good liver 1408 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,280 function. All liver enzymes are within 1409 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,120 range. No obvious signs of liver 1410 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,080 inflammation or heavy alcohol radius strains. 1411 01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,080 That means have few points and that's the point. 1412 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,760 Man, like that's the point. My stag, Andrew. 1413 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:19,000 Yeah, Andrew. Blood sugar level excellent. 1414 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,040 Glucose 4.8. Cholesterol pretty good overall. 1415 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,480 Total cholesterol. Mine's not great. 1416 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,680 Is it not? No, What's yours? 1417 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:30,320 I'm 4.7. Bad cholesterol is 2.7. 1418 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,400 All right. Anyway, overall these are all 1419 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:36,160 within acceptable limits. One thing to improve is my good 1420 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,080 cholesterol anyway. Testosterone. 1421 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:44,400 Solid, solid level I believe. Iron. 1422 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,800 Unbelievable. The one abnormal result is low 1423 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,640 phosphate. Oh, phosphate He's got here 1424 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:55,520 today, Pete, what is low phosphate pH? 1425 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,240 Oh. Mate, don't be here. 1426 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,600 Don't don't hear see when you don't tell them what it says 1427 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,000 down what is low. Phosphate. 1428 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,440 Don't worry about it. Mate you'll be alright if you 1429 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:08,840 got life insurance I got. These results, while I haven't 1430 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,480 probably looked into them, what's your number? 1431 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,320 For what is low? Low phosphate? 1432 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:17,880 What is the number? It's 0. .66 Oh shit, oh don't. 1433 01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:18,440 Do that. No, I'm. 1434 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,960 Fine, my grandma had. That. 1435 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:26,200 What is phosphate anyway? It needs to get up to 87 anyway. 1436 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,720 Basically overall assessment good Metallica had good liver 1437 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,680 for kidney function, good testosterone, no diabetes, 1438 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:38,920 cholesterol acceptable none of. Those were words you just did. 1439 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,720 Could liver for? No, no. 1440 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,440 The summary I'll give you the summary right good metabolic 1441 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:47,040 health good kidney liver function good testosterone no 1442 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:51,120 diabetes markers cholesterol acceptable HDL could improve mid 1443 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:54,560 low phosphate workmen monitoring your results fit someone who 1444 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,400 would benefit most from improving body composition more 1445 01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,920 aerobic fitness slight diet cleanup rather than needing made 1446 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:04,160 or medical intervention. So I went to Julie when I'm fit 1447 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,040 for this plastic surgery. Now let me. 1448 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,560 Ask you a question. Did it give you your metabolic 1449 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,840 age? Yeah. 1450 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:10,840 What's your metabolic age, 20? No, it's. 1451 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:14,320 Not 24. No, it's not 28. 1452 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:19,440 No, it's not 37. Yeah, 3737. 1453 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,960 Is it actually? Yeah, it's OK. 1454 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,040 For someone who shut up. No, he was telling is good. 1455 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,120 Sorry. Sorry. 1456 01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:27,880 Sorry. Yeah, you're going to die. 1457 01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:28,880 Tomorrow. What is faster? 1458 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:32,240 Fate. It's an essential electrolyte 1459 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,920 required for energy production, muscle function and bone health. 1460 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,400 Don't know. I'll get it in chemist, I'll buy 1461 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,480 a tablet. Ask me why. 1462 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:51,840 Metabolic Ages. 26 what 19212425 Really really. 1463 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,000 Wow. Is that the cold bath? 1464 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,120 The cold shower, cold water? Yep. 1465 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,040 Really. I'm getting younger, you're 1466 01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:00,840 getting. Younger you take NMN, Huh? 1467 01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:05,440 Do you take NMN? What is it? 1468 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,680 Tablet. Like for reducing age, you don't 1469 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,200 really. You can't reduce your age, but 1470 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,160 your body reduces no? Like what do you get like? 1471 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,640 Your yeah. Yeah, no, basically I'm fist 1472 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,400 right. I'm fit for the surgery, right? 1473 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,640 Yep, can tell them. What See, if you want to get it 1474 01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,040 done, then you should get it done so. 1475 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:27,400 Basically it's 6 grand. Per Boob, Yeah. 1476 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,480 I know for the two, but I only need one. 1477 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,760 So you're sure it is? Three. 1478 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:32,480 Well, I don't. Know, I don't know. 1479 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,680 Oh, it has to be. So anyway, 6. 1480 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,080 Round for a per local. Anaesthetic one for four. 1481 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,440 Yeah, 4. One for four. 1482 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,520 Fair, Yeah. Local anaesthetic. 1483 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:45,320 You go in two hours, suck all of the tissue, stitch your back up 1484 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,960 that you. Know the surgeon does that was 1485 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:50,400 might through a straw yeah so I'm. 1486 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,560 Thinking about going in but I have to go to get measured. 1487 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,440 How does it take them? Two hours I don't I. 1488 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:58,600 Don't know I'm looking at like but one. 1489 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,640 More time, Yeah. Yeah, but my. 1490 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,480 Thing is, is that I was going to get it done right and I said it 1491 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,160 to Julie. I presented the argument to 1492 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,720 Julie to say, listen, I want to do this right. 1493 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,200 And she says you're absolutely, absolutely crazy. 1494 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,040 She said babe, I. Love you the way you are, but if 1495 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,800 you want to get it done. She was just like, you're crazy, 1496 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,560 you don't need to get anything, just go and lift some more 1497 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,160 weights, I said. She said to me, right? 1498 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,480 And I you know what? I was playing golf with me, 1499 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,840 Conan the boxer. And I said, why is Julie? 1500 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:28,520 Rockies trainer. Yeah, you. 4:00 AM in the 1501 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,160 morning, Julie, just driving beside you. 1502 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,280 Yeah. Come on, Andrew. 1503 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,760 Yeah. She's my biggest supporter and 1504 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,600 but I was playing golf at McConnell boxer and I said to 1505 01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:42,680 make make watching the left hit here and he says I said he said 1506 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:43,960 the right. King, I know he. 1507 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:45,560 Says I said. I'm thinking about getting the 1508 01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:49,400 tissue taken out, getting it tightened up a bit because I saw 1509 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,360 myself in AT shirt. I looked really big compared to 1510 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,000 the other side. I have excess tissue. 1511 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:56,040 And he said, mate, just go and lift some weights, go and work 1512 01:06:56,040 --> 01:07:00,040 on your your chest and do push ups and loosen, loosen body fat. 1513 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,600 And I was like, right, well, the Medicare, well, the tests are 1514 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:05,400 telling me, I mean, I'm good within all the markers. 1515 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:08,280 So I'm now at this point now of thinking about getting it done. 1516 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:09,600 Can I? Offer a mate. 1517 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,720 Do you want my solution? Yeah. 1518 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:14,400 Solution. Yeah, that's more a. 1519 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,960 Problem I know about I think. You should not rule out the 1520 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,360 surgery because if it's going to make you happy, you should 1521 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:22,960 probably do it. And I think you noticing it is 1522 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:27,360 enough to do something about it. But I would say other people 1523 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,800 don't notice it. But that shouldn't take away 1524 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,000 from the fact that it bothers you. 1525 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,280 Yeah, but I would take their advice, right? 1526 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:39,560 And I would lift the weights, work on chest muscles and stuff. 1527 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:44,520 And if that doesn't sort it for you, maybe you do that for like 1528 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:48,280 4 months, six months. And if you're still feeling like 1529 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,280 that, like this doesn't look right to me, go get it done. 1530 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,360 But but the. Problem I've got is my my right 1531 01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,080 leg is longer than my left leg. Yeah. 1532 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,640 OK. So I've got a difference of 1533 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,200 imbalance here, right By how much? 1534 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,840 1/2 an inch, right. So my feet, when my feet are 1535 01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,160 like that, my right leg is always on that right. 1536 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:09,520 So my right shoulders higher than my left shoulder when I'm 1537 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,840 standing up right, because it's the right hand side pushes up a 1538 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:12,520 bit more. Yeah. 1539 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,640 So this to my right hand side of my chest. 1540 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,359 Unbelievable. It's great. 1541 01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:21,240 It's a great pack. The left hand side, it's just 1542 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,920 got extra tissue hanging out, but the right hand side doesn't. 1543 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:28,359 So there's an imbalance there. So I just want to realign. 1544 01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:31,520 Yeah, why don't? You just slightly bend your 1545 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:34,200 right knee so you're even. No, no. 1546 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,200 No, it's it's, I don't know what it's. 1547 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:41,040 Whatever way my posture is, it kind of leans left a bit. 1548 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,240 So but by going to the specialist, they will measure 1549 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:47,279 the amount of tissue I have versus fat and they'll say, 1550 01:08:47,279 --> 01:08:50,200 right, we've only got this amount of tissue, but it may not 1551 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,040 be worth doing the surgery. Might you might have to just 1552 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,560 better off reducing fat, you know what I mean? 1553 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:54,720 Would you get away half? Engine so. 1554 01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:58,120 An insole. I've already have insults, get 1555 01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:59,800 one. Half an inch, No, they're. 1556 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:02,479 They're both different, right? Already have already. 1557 01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:03,279 Haven't done. Yeah. 1558 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,520 So I mean, so, yeah, I'm at this point now where should I spend 1559 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,600 the money? Because I notice it. 1560 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,600 No one else notices it. Like you say. 1561 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,600 You're correct. But then winner has a level, you 1562 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:14,000 know? Yeah. 1563 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:18,160 But then again, you know, talk about like a fucking a daft 1564 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,520 thing to be stressed about. Like, it's not like. 1565 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:21,160 Nope. Do you know? 1566 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:23,479 What I mean like, that's it. On the whole, yes, there's worse 1567 01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:26,319 things happen in the world, but in my head, like is constantly 1568 01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:29,000 in my head, it is. I would change, I would wear 1569 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,479 certain clothes. So wouldn't you couldn't see it. 1570 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,960 Well then, yeah. Would you do something like that 1571 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:35,960 if you had that issue do you think? 1572 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,080 If you're telling me it's. Annoying you to the point that 1573 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,920 is, then yeah, yeah, I would. Strange one. 1574 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:42,600 Isn't it? Yeah. 1575 01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:44,840 So. But it's good to be healthy 1576 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:47,359 anyway. I'm going to get. 1577 01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:55,440 I'm getting a bit of work done. Pays reduction I'm getting. 1578 01:09:55,440 --> 01:10:01,080 My I'm getting my eyes just move further right like the here. 1579 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:04,080 And here to be more Protestant or less Protestant, whatever, I 1580 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:05,520 don't know what you are, so no, just in. 1581 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,120 My temples, Yeah. Cool. 1582 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:08,960 Why is that? Why is that now just to be? 1583 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,440 Able to more perfectly, Bob, do you? 1584 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,280 Want to see you want to see behind you See what's coming? 1585 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:13,680 Like, yeah, you want to see what's coming? 1586 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:17,040 No, I don't know if I would. Yeah, I would get some. 1587 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:18,720 Like if it was bothering me, I would get it done. 1588 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,720 Which, yeah. Yeah. 1589 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,040 Has anyone had it done? I wonder, has anyone ever had it 1590 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,120 done? Now I've done my research. 1591 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,720 I've looked at the pictures, I've looked at the before and 1592 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,200 afters. I've read the testimony. 1593 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,640 Very common, very common, Right. I'll go and get breast 1594 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:32,680 reduction. I say anything else needs to be 1595 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,920 reduced. And he said, let me have a look 1596 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:37,520 and he'll say no, no, Yeah. You'll be fine. 1597 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,040 You'll be fine with that one. Well, yeah, I'm thinking about 1598 01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:43,160 getting it done. I potentially meeting a surgeon 1599 01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,640 in a mode of months time. Yep. 1600 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:46,760 And I'm going to get a bit of feedback off that. 1601 01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,280 Would you let? Me do the procedure as a 1602 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,640 Patreon, I'd let you watch us. You could. 1603 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:53,000 Watch it, you can't do it Patreon. 1604 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:58,960 Special oh hey nom you pay nothing or do it then yeah class 1605 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,880 I love that Yeah, but you know. There are certain things that 1606 01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,560 you can do yourself, like for example, and you know, like so I 1607 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,760 have a Chrome tooth here, right? Do you know? 1608 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:13,800 You didn't like Chrome? OK, My dentist said to me, yeah, 1609 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,480 do you know, do you want to buy? It's like your Chrome is stuck 1610 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,720 in with cement, right? It's like cement to your gum, 1611 01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:21,280 right? But I haven't eaten an apple for 1612 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:27,200 nine years. The saddest story when 1613 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,360 everything is going on in the world I have. 1614 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:31,760 Under this. Man is approaching A decade 1615 01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:33,560 without a Granny Smith. I've not bitten. 1616 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,680 Into an apple for for nine years right, I don't chop it up. 1617 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,640 I eat I chop up apples and I eat them but I don't bite into 1618 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:43,800 apples can't bite into them because the the fake tooth right 1619 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:49,280 because when I got a fake tooth back in 2014, no, no, no, no 1620 01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:53,120 different is different actually 15 I was still eating apples 1621 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:58,480 incorrectly and in a lot a bit in the new tooth that cost me 1622 01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:05,320 about £1500 fellow had to go back in pay again and I said to 1623 01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:07,320 me why'd you just said I was eating it? 1624 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:10,320 I didn't eat red apples fine, green apples don't even look at 1625 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:13,120 them they're too hard right and they said don't be eating 1626 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,800 apples. So I gave up eating apples then 1627 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,280 right and she said to me if it ever falls out again, you can 1628 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:20,280 buy a pack of cement here and you can put it back in yourself. 1629 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,520 You know, you can actually do it yourself. 1630 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:25,080 You actually put teeth back in. You can actually does the self 1631 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:28,840 putting your teeth back in kits. You guys, they kind of train you 1632 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,160 up on how to do it. Like, no, yeah, but yeah. 1633 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,320 Nine years since I've had an apple now I think it's yeah, 1634 01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:38,080 2017 I stopped eating apples. Like, man, yeah. 1635 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,080 It's been a journey, you know? Do you ever? 1636 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,280 Like to think about falling off the wall like you ever know 1637 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,640 would. You believe that I, I, you know 1638 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:44,880 what? Because you know the guy that 1639 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:47,480 was on here, the Grindstone Ranger, what's his name? 1640 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,800 The Grindstone guy, Glenn. Glenn from Grindstone 1641 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,560 Foundation. I love the way that you asked 1642 01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:54,560 me. Do I know him? 1643 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:55,120 Yeah. Yeah, you. 1644 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,640 Know the name? What's the name of the grind? 1645 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,960 The grinder? Grindstone. 1646 01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,040 Grindstone. Foundation just let's call him 1647 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:01,160 Glenn. Glenn. 1648 01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:03,200 Yeah, so I started because of him. 1649 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,440 I've started eating fudge, right? 1650 01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:08,760 FA, like a whisper, right? Julie's delighted. 1651 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,440 But you know what I do? Because it's high protein. 1652 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:12,600 Is it? It's high protein, right? 1653 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,560 I started chopping up green apples. 1654 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,120 I'm putting the green apples in US and now I'm back on I'm back 1655 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,600 on apples much. Fuzzy have about a. 1656 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:26,360 Bowl a day like but he got me into it because I watched him. 1657 01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,600 So he. Was talking about it here and I 1658 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,560 went you almost look at that because he's listen, that man 1659 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:33,480 doesn't need surgery like by the way. 1660 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:35,600 You know he's supposed to be 56. He. 1661 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:44,560 Is 24, What is metabolic age 24, But he's not. 1662 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:46,400 But he's still having apples. Oh, Glenn. 1663 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:47,360 Be having apples. Yeah, yeah. 1664 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,440 So yeah. I'm off the apples. 1665 01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,720 You want to plug your two Yeah, so I'm on tour all it been 1666 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:54,200 extended lads. I'm up to 9055 dates now. 1667 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,640 That's not that's even that's even without doing a Europe or 1668 01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,560 Australia. Yeah, blown away by the ticket 1669 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:02,960 sales really. Adding loads of tickets here in 1670 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:06,000 the North, adding a second and a skill in Dairymanium forum. 1671 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,720 Just a top bit to go waterfront solo. 1672 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:11,520 Another Mac is sold out, another Mac is selling really well. 1673 01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:15,720 So three Macs potentially, plus a waterfront down South. 4 1674 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:21,160 Dublin shows, Cork, London. Leicester Square 50 Tickets left 1675 01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:24,600 for that flying man start in September. 1676 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,840 Best show I've ever written and I've done it 6 times. 1677 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:31,640 Leicester's best show. In London is just the spot 1678 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:35,000 because I've been there. And then my agent went, do we do 1679 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,560 a run to theatre? I loved it. 1680 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,560 And then I went, I missed Leicester Square Theatre and 1681 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,120 then this morning they gave me a list of dates for the next tour. 1682 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:44,240 And then what about the like Shepherd Bush Empire, Hackney 1683 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:45,800 Empire, all this. And I said, you know what, it's 1684 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,880 not Leicester Square Theatre. Get me a Leicester Square 1685 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:50,080 Theatre. Stick to what? 1686 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:54,000 You know. Keep what you got by giving it 1687 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:54,880 all. So have you got your next? 1688 01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:58,880 Tour dates. They're starting to There's oil 1689 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:01,400 in the pond, but the pond isn't even switched on. 1690 01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:05,480 So you're looking at, you're going to be like, I'm, I'm 1691 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:08,480 wanting to go to Sweden, Oslo, Berlin. 1692 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:11,600 I want to do both 1012 in Europe, currently in the middle 1693 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:15,120 of dinner now. And yeah, I want to start doing. 1694 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:19,040 I really want to go to like do odd places, you know, like 1695 01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:23,240 Chernobyl, Athens, Atlantis. Yeah. 1696 01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,680 Oh, North. Central Island, would you go to? 1697 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:27,640 Moscow. You know there's comedy in 1698 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:28,160 Moscow. Don't. 1699 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:33,640 Know about the minute, brother? Moscow would be good to go into 1700 01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:35,360 comedy there. I think you have. 1701 01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,400 To be careful, you know there's a. 1702 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:39,280 Really really good comedy. English speaking comedy club in 1703 01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,640 Japan? Yeah. 1704 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,880 Yeah, Tokyo, Tokyo. Yeah, yeah, I'd love to do that. 1705 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,240 Loads of comics. Have I've done it, you can go 1706 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:48,400 out there and toured her and the Japanese love to go to it if you 1707 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:49,440 set. It up me, I'll do it. 1708 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:51,720 Me and you in Japan. Me and you in Japan, right? 1709 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,160 And the Japanese love to go because they go to practise 1710 01:15:54,160 --> 01:16:00,240 their English. I think they might struggle with 1711 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:04,320 you. I need to plug my Australia 1712 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,160 sushi and ogami.com Australia October. 1713 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:09,080 It's looking good. We're going to add, we're adding 1714 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,400 a couple. Bit more, yeah, to know a bit 1715 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,200 of. Stuff but thank you for coming 1716 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:15,200 on. I'm actually excited really 1717 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:16,600 excited to see your show was going to come down to the 1718 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:18,240 American bar this week. It's. 1719 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,640 No, I'm not. I'm off 3 weeks now. 1720 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:21,360 I've done 6. Sorry. 1721 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,000 I'll be honest with you, I think it's the best thing I've ever 1722 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:23,880 written. Good. 1723 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,240 I'm working really hard on it. Hey. 1724 01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,240 That's a given because this man works hard. 1725 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:28,960 I do work. Hard. 1726 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,200 One of the things I. Appreciate about you. 1727 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:31,680 Do you want three more things I appreciate about you? 1728 01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:39,560 Umm, you're very selfless. You, eh, You are open to fun 1729 01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:44,560 ideas and you love your wife and your family a lot. 1730 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:47,400 Just a cat. Just have a cat. 1731 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:48,280 Cheers for. Coming in.