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I'm Michael Che. 
And I'm Colin Jose, and we've 

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got a little secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little. 
Like our hosting of comedy 

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events streaming only on 
Peacock. 

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Exactly. 
It's called New York After Dark 

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and it's a comedy show that only
features drop in comic. 

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Boom, you nail. 
Into Michael Che's phone. 

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Nervous. 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.

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New York After Dark. 
It's some kind of comedy thing, 

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and it's streaming now only on 
Peacock. 

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You love it. 
Zippers, Welcome to this episode

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of the Tea with Me podcast. 
With me, She and Todd. 

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Hey, we're out fresco. 
If you're watching the video 

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version of this podcast, by the 
end of it, I think we'll all be 

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surprised if I'm wearing a shirt
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The sky is blue, the sun is 
orange, the clouds are white. 

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And I don't know if my man Jesus
Christ really did do all this. 

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But if you did, cheers, bro. 
You did a cracking job. 

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Cracking job. 
This is great. 

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I mean, I forget outside is 
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that's very overdramatic. 
But you know, my, my little baby

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is 8 1/2 weeks old and he's 
still looking like attention and

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care and you know, bottles and 
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So I forgot outside is so great.
Maybe I'll become Christian. 

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Maybe I will because this is 
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some palm trees. 
I'm having a great time. 

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Oh, my tea's slightly too cold 
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Producer Dan will be absolutely 
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He'll be absolutely hitting it 
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And a bit a little like that is 
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Spears dad, because you know 
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outside just to like get a bit 
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here, Brittany, get back in 
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whatever. 
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He doesn't like me getting out, 
getting vitamin D, being poached

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by other producers, you know, 
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But we're out and we're loving 
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And is this kind of is September
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banter to do like a weather 
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But is is September going to be 
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Does anybody does anybody how my
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goes up to in a shop and go 
September shows to me nice and 

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you're like I didn't even know 
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Go away, cat go away cat. 
Bit of pussy in the video there.

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But but no, it's a good time. 
Hold on this tractor going past 

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disrespectful and rude, very 
disrespectful and rude zippers. 

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We've got a lot to talk about. 
Let me kick off by talking about

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this. 
The so stand up is kind of back.

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I did the limelight shows. 
I've been bleeding on about it 

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for a couple of weeks. 
By the way, that's mine. 

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If you're watching video version
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wouldn't you be my knees moving 
on, by the way, but that there's

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not a bald, there's not a bald 
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But Limelight stand up was back.
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Friday to Saturday, sold out 
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guests. 
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good. 
It was so good. 

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And the weird thing is, whenever
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felt like stand up hadn't been 
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It just felt like, it just felt 
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very small break, but that was 
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audiences, Oh my God, audiences 
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I'd gone away. 
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up and audiences and, you know, 
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with audience locally, but it 
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audience was like, right, we're 
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we're going to laugh, we're 
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Saturday night shows a wee bit 
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you expect? 
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six months. 
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people have had drinks and I get
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then the Saturday Late Show. 
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just because you kind of reflect
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McGarry and Dave Elliott, which 
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remember Tim on this podcast 
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Like he was really into his coke
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Which is made even more funnier 
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boy time podcast, RIPBTP. 
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people kept writing or just one 
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Dave had this addiction. 
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like Ben's a fire drainer, some 
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specific and real and Dave's 
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that's real because it's so 
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The backstage Dave's like Tim, 
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always say what you miss nearly 
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You're nervous for going on 
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you're trying to make each other
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friends, which is the most 
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And so Tim's Dave says the Tim 
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gear and just before we go on 
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going to the bathroom here and 
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to do coke and then we we just 
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his nose and he goes, let's do 
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started. 
It was just very, very funny and

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got the shows films. 
So I'm I'm I'm let me plug the 

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patronpatreon.com/T with me 
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what to do with the footage 
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My next tour, somebody told me 
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You know, I'm just what you 
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But but it was it was class. 
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The shift thing is you kind of 
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straight back to the dressing 
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everybody's left the venue 
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about and mingle mix. 
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not being sincere, but I love 
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speak to every single person for
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but but if people do hang about 
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get a photo, whatever. 
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niche things to do with the 
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while, which is real time 
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You mean you're getting murdered
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people after shoot after shows 
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I don't know. 
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then just getting hang out with 
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was really great, really great 
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So in between the shows, come 
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Who did that run? 
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said in between the shows you 
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like, I don't know, two hours of
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off stage. 
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bit, what would you say 
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go for a walk, whatever. 
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thought I was mad but it was 
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I wouldn't run through city 
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promoter of the shows. 
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definitely ran past someone who 
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And I was just out running with 
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like is there 2 of you? 
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like grown another me in a lab, 
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I'd be all four, but but I I 
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for stand up is. 
I don't know because lockdown 

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are not locked down, but like 
COVID rules are changing and I 

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had the time. 
No2 flies have landed on me. 

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So if anything bigger lands on 
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fuck this laptop across this 
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Go away, fly. 
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So I don't know what the crack 
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I'm doing a gig in Pug Uglies 
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charity things, for a where and 
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right and it's not for a 
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for a where and I, which is a a 
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The gigs sold out. 
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tickets or people will do 
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I don't know if they do. 
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but but see the way it was, the 
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that's a way stand up is, I as a
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I want to go and see something 
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doing shows in that venue so 
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I'll definitely go see his show.
Because you get taken to your 

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table, you're not to worry about
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You have a seat, you have a pre 
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It's table service foods brought
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No queue at the bar, guys. 
That's what we're living. 

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We're 11. 
There's some stuff for cover. 

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We're just, we're just going to 
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elbow. 
I'm just always, I'm just always

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going to do the elbow. 
You know, not like they're not 

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like a people's off flies, fuck 
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And so I don't know, but stand 
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There's one thing I want to talk
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couple of things I want to talk 
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I'm recording this on Zoom, 
which just feels like the most 

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practical way for me to do this.
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Yeah. 
So a video got put out, a couple

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of videos actually, I think over
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driving a lorry on the M1 
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So there's like a child at the 
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And it says police have arrested
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of a number of offences. 
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and cruelty to children. 
So he's been released on bail. 

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Now, I haven't seen the video 
and I wonder, well, let me see 

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it. 
I mean, is that I need to see 

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more of this is that sometimes 
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I think that is unprofessional. 

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What I like to do is, is find it
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By the way, my elbow keeps 
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you think it's anything rude. 
So what would I look for this 

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like? 
M1 lorry? 

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I already think I know what it's
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M1 lorry, right? 
Got it. 

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Ah, no, right, So what I well, I
was, I was just about to start 

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defending that guy and be like 
he's let the child lean over and

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use a steering wheel. 
You shouldn't do it in the M1. 

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You should do it in a car park. 
Boys will be boys. 

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Led him away with it. 
Then I realised it is just that 

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it is essentially just a child 
driving a lorry on the M1. 

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Now I'm laughing because I was 
getting ready to defend this guy

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and then saw the video. 
I'm not laughing because I think

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the idea of children driving 
lorries in the M1 is funny. 

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I mean, maybe like a van, but 
not. 

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I'm joking. 
Jesus Christ, guys, I'm joking. 

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And so I remember going to a car
park with my with my dad 

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whenever I was in P7P6P7 and I 
was allowed to drive in a 

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deserted car park. 
I was allowed to drive very, 

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very slowly. 
Now in fairness, that did me 

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absolutely no good because I 
didn't pass my driving test till

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I was 21. 
Let me say this, I passed first 

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time. 
I don't know why I'm saying that

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like I'm a child, but I actually
passed my driving test first 

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time. 
Yet 4 minors, whatever, deal 

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with it at 4 Chile miners in the
back of the car just for just 

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for moral support. 
That is a great joke. 

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That is a great joke. 
So yeah, my dad just let me 

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drive around a bit, but then I 
wasn't like a Wiz kid driver or 

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anything. 
Enough video. 

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A man, I presume a man is just 
letting the sun drive but 

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actively on the M1 motorway at 
normal speed during the day. 

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Now I would potentially describe
that as out of order, as maybe 

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out of order. 
And what I think we should do is

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I think we should go on like the
Belfast Telegraph, Belfast Live 

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website and stuff and just see 
what people are, what people are

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saying about it because people 
will have great comments. 

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Whatever I like. 
Is someone writing innocent 

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until proven guilty? 
I mean, in the video, a child is

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driving the lorry. 
You know, it would be, I mean, 

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if maybe this person suggesting 
it was like CGI, you know, but 

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then, but it's would it be weird
if your dad spent like 10s of 

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thousands of pound like over in 
Hollywood, in America getting 

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like, you know, CGI footage, you
driving a lorry? 

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Like what would he be getting 
out of that? 

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I assume he was the cameraman as
well as Co pilot. 

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All right, someone's pointing 
out like the Dai was letting his

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son drive and also filming it. 
I don't think the fact he had 

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his mobile phone held up is is 
one of the main offences here. 

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I think the main offence might 
be the child driving on the M1. 

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You know, some, you know, as if 
the dad's going to go to gaol 

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for five years and this guy's 
going to be, well, listen, we 

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should send him in for another 
two weeks because he had us 

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knock it out. 
Someone wrote shocking. 

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I mean, yes, yes, throw away the
key. 

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I mean, I mean, if you went to 
gaol without possibility of 

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parole for that, it might be 
mental gaol time required from 

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someone. 
Yeah. 

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People are just liking the fact 
that that guy's been arrested. 

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I mean that that is that is 
absolutely insane because that 

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kid probably went into school 
and told people about that and 

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sounded like the biggest 
bullshitter of all time. 

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Like it's a kid. 
I feel sorry for going into 

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school and people go what you do
at the weekend? 

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Someone's like my mummy and 
daddy took me to funky monkeys. 

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What did you do? 
We went there. 

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We we went ice skating. 
What about you? 

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I just I just took an 18 Wheeler
from booking Bom from Bombridge 

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the bangerment. 
Are you sure? 

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Yeah, definitely did liar. 
But he actually did do that 

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right. 
I really want to find the the 

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article that goes with this 
because I think the crime is 

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pretty obvious. 
I think we all know what the 

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like what's wrong with it. 
But I just like that like the 

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Belfast tagger off in Belfast 
live. 

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Just throw it open for people to
get involved with. 

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Yeah, child driving lorry 
investigated by PSNI. 

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All right, Why do people let 
their kids do this and then post

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it all over social media? 
Hilary, I don't think that's the

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main issue that he's posted us. 
I mean, same freight. 

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I'm not really sticking for the 
kid, but in fairness, right, he 

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looked like a good driver. 
I'll just say that I don't think

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I'll have a problem passing this
test when the time comes. 

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No thought for other people. 
What is wrong with people? 

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Oh, it says here maybe a 10 year
custodial sentence in a lifetime

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ban. 
I thought it said maybe a maybe 

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a 10 year old having a custodial
sentence. 

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I was like don't send the women 
on the weibre and then someone 

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writes this is irresponsible. 
Irresponsible parenting is it? 

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Oh right right right right right
get you. 

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Oh Leslie doesn't hold back. 
He needs gaoled and be at 1 iron

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bars. 
Not only putting other lives at 

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risk but his kids as well. 
Pat McGuigan writes need more 

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parents like this. 
Good to see young children out 

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learning the way money should be
made. 

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Gaol time and sack from work. 
Man, the world, the world is 

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crazy. 
Because yeah, I think one of the

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weird things about that is the 
fact that it's on social media. 

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Because don't get me wrong, back
in my heyday, back in my young 

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days in the mid 90s, early 90s, 
you would have driven past a 

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child driving an 18 Wheeler and 
just like giving him a nod that 

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would that it was, it was 
normal. 

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There was a lot of there was a 
lot of stuff done back then the,

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the felt socially acceptable 
that nowadays just just wouldn't

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be allowed like back in the day.
What I mean, what are some of 

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the things you could do back in 
the day? 

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Shoplift. 
I mean, as far as no shoplift 

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and wasn't illegal until about 
10 years ago. 

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Everybody was involved in 
shoplift. 

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And you could, you could, you 
could, you could borrow stuff 

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back in the day more, you know, 
if you saw BMX, the lion in the 

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garden, as long as you left the 
back, people were OK. 

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Was he taking it? 
People would leave their keys in

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front doors, you know, the front
door of their house. 

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That's not a thing anymore. 
And people, it was better back 

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in the day. 
But I guess it wasn't because it

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is good than an 8 year old 
driving a full lorry. 

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Is, is news now? 
Because when I was younger it 

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just wouldn't, you know, it 
would only have been used if 

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he'd like done it, done a 
backflip in it and landed it 

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perfectly on its wheels. 
So I don't, I don't know Bruce, 

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I don't know what, what the 
crack is. 

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But I just think it's a, it's 
one that the dad probably went 

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back to the mom and didn't 
really tell her the full story. 

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And then she's seen it in 
Belfast live and I would 

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imagine. 
The guy's got got himself in a 

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little bit of bother with that, 
you know what I mean? 

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Like the does like, no, he came 
with me and all. 

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No, don't worry about it. 
He's like, have you seen the 

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Internet? 
Oh, bollocks about that. 

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About 1000% on bollocks moment, 
1000%. 

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I mean, yeah, if he had to just 
let the kid drive and didn't 

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film it. 
I'm only joking. 

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I'm only joking and whoa, I just
saw a massive Hornet and there 

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you go. 
This podcast is is like the the 

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shittest version of David 
Attenborough's Blue Planet I've 

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ever seen. 
Two flies have landed on me and 

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it's all Hornet. 
But to be honest I have no idea 

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what it is. 
Could be a bit of pigeon 

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Back to the pod. 
I don't really know my. 

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Connor Mcavrey Not a question, 
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I've I've. 
Taken a screenshot of that to 

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post but Connor sent in a 
picture of and I'll hold it up 

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for the video podcast people of 
let's just say 33 gentlemen that

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look to be good friends hanging 
out by the pool fucking you 

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can't say that I'll put it up on
my Instagram and he says you 

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Dave and Butler looking well 
Connor you why I oughta yeah but

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you're banging on that does look
like us and as us. 

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Callum Robinson. 
Locked down Lauren just because 

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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I mean, look, look, I've decided

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that when post post COVID, what 
I'm going to do is redevelop 

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Lauren. 
I don't want Lauren to be a 

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punchline anymore. 
I'm going to stop doing it for 

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the mountain Goldrick videos. 
I happen to know Lauren is a 

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fine place and have I been? 
Have I been intimidated by 

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people in Lauren and told to say
this? 

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Yes, I'm only joking. 
I went up the Lauren. 

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I said this recently on the 
podcast. 

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The day after my show, which was
brilliant, that Lauren Pride was

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on for the first time. 
So I'm willing to give Lauren by

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ball because there are gentlemen
and ladies there. 

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They're not afraid to put on a 
little Pride festival. 

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And I would say, and it takes 
certain level of, of, of bravery

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and confidence to go fuck it. 
We are putting on a pride 

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festival because they were 
getting packeted by the local 

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church and you're going to get, 
you're going to get some 

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clampets given a bit of 
resistance to that. 

444
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,560
But but, and Lauren, they were 
like, no, we're going for it. 

445
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,640
So Lauren as a town are friends 
of mine. 

446
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:49,520
Now if Lauren would, if the 
organiser of Lauren Pride would 

447
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:55,000
like me to come up and do a 
rendition or an impersonation of

448
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,480
the Pet Shop Boys, West End 
girls, me and Dave Elliott. 

449
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,160
Sometimes you're better off 
dead. 

450
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,920
There's a gun in your hand 
that's pointed at your head. 

451
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,160
You think you're mad, too 
unstable, kicking in chairs and 

452
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,720
knocking down tables in a 
restaurant in a West End town, 

453
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,920
calling the police. 
There's a madman around, you 

454
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,440
know, if you, if you guys want 
that. 

455
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,080
Here's the deal, Lauren Pride. 
Real talk, here's the deal, if 

456
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,960
you guys want us that the next 
pride, me and Dave to come up 

457
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,960
sing West End girls in full Pet 
Shop Boys outfits like the top 

458
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,440
hat, Neil, whatever he's called 
tenant. 

459
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,560
Maybe all the gear. 
We will wear all the gear. 

460
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,280
Not gear we won't, but I'm not 
that made it sound like we'll 

461
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,680
bring it. 
I want the organised Lauren 

462
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,840
pride. 
No, I'm not saying we're going 

463
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,720
to bring up gear. 
Dave will bring it because Dave 

464
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,720
has a problem. 
In fact, I'll make sure he 

465
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,880
leaves it at home. 
Lauren Pride if you want me and 

466
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,200
Dave to come and do a set as the
Pet Shop Boys. 

467
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,920
And we will. 
Do that. 

468
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,360
But what you've got to do is 
provide us with a meal of our 

469
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,880
choosing, like an unlimited 
bill, but just for me and Dave. 

470
00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:00,920
In fact, our Butler will come to
three of us unlimited bill at. 

471
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,400
There's a restaurant that we 
went to in Lauren, which is like

472
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,640
in a way industrial estate, 
maybe over the cinemas or 

473
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,640
something. 
And it's one of those like 

474
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,760
American restaurants, like 
American BBQ restaurant, but 

475
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,160
it's not. 
So it's probably called like 

476
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:18,520
Michigan Bay or something or 
Detroit Ribs, you know, one of 

477
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,880
those places. 
So that's all we would require 

478
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,960
to do that. 
So have a think about it and get

479
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,800
back to me. 
Lauren Pride. 

480
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,040
If you're watching, you know 
what to do Hold on. 

481
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:34,360
I've got to do my Face ID all 
right, Matthew Merlin says. 

482
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,840
How long before your son is 
driving? 

483
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,120
Lorries. 
Topical. 

484
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,880
Topical. 
Enjoyable. 

485
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,920
Well written, very good. 
I can't see my son. 

486
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,520
Being a lorry driver, I'll be 
honest because like me, I just 

487
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,520
don't think you'd have the 
confidence for that. 

488
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,480
Like I look at lorry drivers and
I'm like, I couldn't, I couldn't

489
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,040
do that. 
I couldn't operate a machine 

490
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,600
that big. 
You know, I have a little SUV 

491
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,280
and I like that because I'm up 
high on the road, but it's still

492
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,400
nippy. 
So I like to drive we nippy 

493
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,680
cars, dinky cars as I call them.
And I think my son will be the 

494
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,200
same but. 
If he turns around to me and. 

495
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,840
Says you know I want to drive 
lorries. 

496
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,520
I'll make sure he's at least 
over 8 years old before he gets 

497
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:23,600
out on the open Rd. 
So there you go. 

498
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,480
But yeah, I don't, I mean, to be
fair, you know, he's a big boy 

499
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,840
for 8 1/2 weeks old. 
I think if he if he was driving 

500
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,400
a lorry and there was a video 
posted, all people will be like,

501
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,880
well that fella clearly has a 
licence. 

502
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,840
James Wilkinson. 
Would you rather be able to lie 

503
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,600
about anything, or be able to 
tell anytime someone else is 

504
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,560
lying? 
Well, you can. 

505
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:48,480
You can lie about anything 
James, you literally can't even 

506
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,400
even if you're a fella who 
posted a video of social media 

507
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,720
of him letting the son drive a 
lorry and you can clearly see 

508
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,120
the son is driving the lorry and
someone goes. 

509
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,320
You let your son drive a lorry 
and then one he can still go not

510
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:07,400
in and the judge will go no, but
you there, there is this video 

511
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:12,120
we are all looking now on video 
link at this video of your son 

512
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,160
driving the lorry. 
Is that your son? 

513
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,800
Yep. 
Is that your lorry? 

514
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,880
Yep. 
Is that your son driving your 

515
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,960
lorry? 
Nope. 

516
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,960
You posted this video and. 
Said my son driving my lorry. 

517
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,880
No, no, you did. 
I can, no, you know, you can't 

518
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,200
lie about anything. 
And I feel like I'm, I'm a good 

519
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,000
barometer of when people are 
lying as well. 

520
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,520
So always remember that. 
Always remember that. 

521
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,360
Like I'm going to say this, I 
watched the documentary about OJ

522
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,320
Simpson, a couple of things, and
I'm going to throw this out 

523
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,440
there. 
I don't know if he was telling 

524
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,840
the truth when he said he didn't
kill his wife. 

525
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,960
So there you go. 
I'm not a lot of people. 

526
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,080
Would pick up on that, Joseph 
McVeigh says. 

527
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,600
Give us a day in the life of 
someone that's shoe N down. 

528
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,760
So soon N down for. 
Maybe our international 

529
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,760
listeners or anybody doesn't 
know, N Down is a state of mind 

530
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,800
and also a place in on the Gold 
Coast in Northern Ireland. 

531
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,520
N Down is typically considered 
an affluent area of Northern 

532
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,080
Ireland. 
But of course it's a big area. 

533
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,480
So you've got affluent parts and
you've got what I will refer to 

534
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,560
on where of where I'm from as 
normal parts. 

535
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,080
But if someone was so north 
down. 

536
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,600
Then the life. 
You're going to want to have a 

537
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,040
late breakfast. 
Yeah, like a like, I hate Sam 

538
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,000
brunch to the point where I will
not say brunch. 

539
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,960
If someone asks me for brunch, 
I'll go. 

540
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,400
But if then the person's like, 
what are we doing again today? 

541
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,440
I will say, oh, we're having a 
late breakfast or an early 

542
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,720
lunch. 
I won't say brunch. 

543
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,960
I hate it. 
I hate it. 

544
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,960
I think you're trying to be 
aspirational when you say brunch

545
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,480
and it shouldn't annoy me as 
much as it does, but I hate it. 

546
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,320
I really, really hate it. 
Brunch. 

547
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,480
I also hate it too, because 
you're missing out on me if you 

548
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,000
have brunch because most people 
have brunch and then just have 

549
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:05,960
dinner. 
And I'm like, what are you 

550
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,280
doing? 
You got to get your breakfast 

551
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,440
kind of your porridge. 
And what was the question? 

552
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,480
Oh, yeah, so north down. 
So you're going to have like a 

553
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,400
late brunch and. 
Where would you have that? 

554
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:21,160
In OK, it has to be N down. 
In Home Bird Cafe, you're going 

555
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,400
to have a brunch. 
You know, little square plates. 

556
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,440
You know what I'm talking about.
It's north down. 

557
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,560
Something went, something went 
into my ear. 

558
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,320
OK, here's what free me out 
there. 

559
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,800
Something flew in my ear and 
buzzed and then I touched my ear

560
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,600
and felt my headphone and 
thought it was something that 

561
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,440
was in my ear, a massive, but it
was my headphone. 

562
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,560
So they go to Humbird. 
They take the dog for a walk 

563
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,760
that's. 
Like a real N down thing, they 

564
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,520
take the dog but they have real 
fat dogs so that they can be 

565
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,240
bothered, they can be bothered 
walking them. 

566
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,320
So they just have like very 
small fat dogs with breathing 

567
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,720
problems and there and then 
after that, you're probably 

568
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,800
going to want to you're probably
only going to get the yacht. 

569
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,560
I mean weather like that, you're
definitely going to want to get 

570
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,640
the yacht out, you know, see how
it goes. 

571
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:13,600
Thank you, thank you. 
Look, how did that happen? 

572
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,040
How did that happen? 
I've magic the coffee. 

573
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,960
So yeah, you, you're going to 
want to you, you tend to your 

574
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:26,600
fat dog, you get the yacht out 
for a couple of hours, you go 

575
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,520
for like 7 pints, drive back to 
the house. 

576
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,560
Because a lot of them do a lot 
of rich people do do that, but 

577
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,040
they think that it's, if it's 
within their local area, it's 

578
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,320
probably not illegal. 
But like that guy, you thought 

579
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,280
his son, his son could do some 
deliveries for Tesco's. 

580
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,480
Yeah, Yeah. 
You go and you have 7 pints and 

581
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,640
you drive home and if you're 
pulled over, you say, I didn't 

582
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,480
know I did. 
I mean, come on. 

583
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,720
Is this a is this a rule? 
You know, there were bottles, 

584
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:01,120
not pints, Your Honour. 
And so you do that, then you. 

585
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,400
Yeah, you go home for like 4:00 
at 4:00. 

586
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,280
O'clock you? 
Log on to like work like these 

587
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,080
people are consultants. 
They do. 

588
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,440
They write a couple of emails, 
log off at half four. 

589
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:19,080
They they have a wine in the 
bath, like a red wine in the 

590
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,960
bath. 
They head into Belfast, go for a

591
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:29,160
cocktail and Birch jazz bar, 
couple of pints and where's like

592
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,200
an upmarket place, The 
Fitzwilliam. 

593
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,480
See, I don't really know places 
that well anyway. 

594
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,280
Is the Fitzwilliam really 
upmarket up in the Conservatory 

595
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,640
bar at the top? 
Is that really good? 

596
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,520
People go up and do that, then 
come back to Neds in Hollywood 

597
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,240
for 4 pints to cap the night 
off, head home at about half 10 

598
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,240
Chinese. 
But if they're still N down, you

599
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,840
know, very, very affluent, they 
don't know nothing. 

600
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,560
They, they, they don't call it 
getting the Chinese. 

601
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,640
They use a term that people stop
using about five years ago, but 

602
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,240
they still think it's OK because
all their friends use it and no 

603
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,920
one's told them that you can't 
do that yet. 

604
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,440
And the first person to hear 
this is like, bugger me, I I I 

605
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,639
would have used it if I don't 
know. 

606
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,639
Why people still? 
Think it's OK to do that. 

607
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:23,480
Like, you know, maybe this is 
one of those things where maybe 

608
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,480
this one. 
Of those things where? 

609
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,960
If you don't say it, people go. 
You're putting in my head by not

610
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,000
saying it. 
The phrase is, and I'm gonna 

611
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,199
give a lot of people the benefit
of the doubt and say it's not 

612
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,080
used much anymore. 
The people definitely still do 

613
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,840
use it. 
Like it's socially fine and I'm 

614
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,239
very much a freedom of speech 
guy. 

615
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,960
But when people say they're 
going to have a chinky, I'm 

616
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,800
going to have a chinkers or a 
chinky, there's a little bit of 

617
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,840
me that dies inside. 
There's a little bit of me that 

618
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,040
like wants to like a dot, like 
slap them in the nose like 

619
00:34:54,040 --> 00:35:00,160
supposed to with a puppy and go,
no, no, you don't say that. 

620
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,440
I I think even. 
Whenever I was very young and, 

621
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,320
and by the way, there's probably
definitely terms I was using 

622
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,480
that I thought were fine that 
weren't, but I think that 

623
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,960
particular one is one that never
really sat right with me. 

624
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:20,720
It felt too like I, I, I, I 
don't know, I don't know what 

625
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,960
the question was, but I know 
that there's 12 people still 

626
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,880
using that phrase in Northern 
Ireland and they, they 

627
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,440
absolutely need to stop. 
I hear face I. 

628
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,080
Hate the Face ID doesn't 
recognise me with sunglasses on,

629
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,440
Kelly McDonald says. 
Opinions on the weekend driving 

630
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,640
lorry? 
Down the M1 cool dad or mental 

631
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,240
dad? 
I mean he could be described as 

632
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,280
a lot of things, but I don't 
know if you would say cool dad. 

633
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,280
I don't think anyone that drove 
past in disbelief and looked up 

634
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,760
to see, you know, what can we be
described as a miniature child 

635
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,160
driving lorry? 
I don't think anybody looked up.

636
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:05,080
Give a thumbs up to the dad. 
Daddy, daddy, cool daddy, very 

637
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,680
cool. 
That's a cool dad. 

638
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:12,920
I don't think the dad, I don't 
think the dad was was getting 

639
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,440
high fives on his on his way out
of the lorry from people that 

640
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,800
have pulled up to see the 
Victorian freak show that is the

641
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:23,360
young child lorry driver. 
And yeah, my thoughts on that 

642
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,960
are probably more you've said 
mental dad or cool dad, probably

643
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,600
swaying more towards mental dad 
if I'm honest. 

644
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,640
But hey, that's just me. 
That's a funny question. 

645
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,080
Thanks for that, Dawson, Cleland
says. 

646
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,800
Any chance you could sort a few 
boys out with a weekly shop? 

647
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,880
Consider we're stuck inside 
isolating and missed the show 

648
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,440
last week. 
Alternatively, a stand up gig in

649
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,200
your front garden from a come 
guy like yourself would also be 

650
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,120
pretty nice. 
Yeah, I mean if it's a stand up 

651
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,160
gig in my front garden, nobody 
else is going to be doing it, so

652
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,000
of course it's going to be me. 
But that isn't going to be 

653
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,360
happening. 
I mean to. 

654
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,160
Be fair in my front garden. 
You could get about 1000. 

655
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:02,600
Seriously. 
Distance. 

656
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,080
Obviously people in. 
No. 

657
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,960
Yeah, that shit that you weren't
able to make the show. 

658
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,760
But you're a young guy. 
I sound like Louis Walsh. 

659
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,720
You're a young guy. 
You look like a pop star. 

660
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:19,240
You sound like a pop star. 
You're a pop star, Dawson. 

661
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,440
According to your profile, you 
are 20. 

662
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,920
You're 20 years old. 
And also in your profile, it 

663
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:34,360
says Romans 5/8. 
So I assume that Dawson's 8A 

664
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,640
side football team or looking 
another three boys to play 

665
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,040
against. 
If anybody can help get in touch

666
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,920
and sort his his team the Romans
out with a game. 

667
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,040
Dawson, I'm joking that was that
was substandard banter from me 

668
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,600
there. 
But you very much did the right 

669
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,040
thing as a 20 year old guy if I 
had. 

670
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,080
Tickets to something I wanted. 
To go to and I had to isolate 

671
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,880
because of COVID but I didn't 
have COVID. 

672
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,480
I got to say that would. 
Have been 12 years ago and there

673
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:07,280
is a 3% chance that I probably 
would have just went and gone. 

674
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,400
It'll be sweet. 
So you have done a genuinely 

675
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,800
very mature thing there that 
will be respected by the 

676
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,000
zippers. 
And it's definitely respected by

677
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,800
me because that is kind of a a 
big risk with those shows is is 

678
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,480
that if one person on the first 
night had a said they were 

679
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,960
feeling symptoms, you probably 
have to stop doing all the 

680
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,240
shows. 
And that feels like overkill. 

681
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:37,080
But you know, if you if you if 
you are responsible and fair to 

682
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,520
the people that come and see 
you, you kind of just have to 

683
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,960
make that call. 
As much as it would have 

684
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:46,000
absolutely killed me, I would 
have had to because, you know, 

685
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,400
you got to treat you got to 
treat the people right. 

686
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,640
But you did a very mature thing 
by not coming to the show. 

687
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,240
I threw the offer to you out on 
Instagram when you told me out 

688
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,400
at the time that the next show 
I'm doing. 

689
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,360
Do you see that you want to go 
to give me a shout? 

690
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,280
I don't know how long your 
isolation is lasting for, but 

691
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:09,400
then the maybe the gig in in 
pugs on Wednesday. 

692
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,280
It's sold out, but Mike Noga 
could get you in and let's just 

693
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,240
say it's the ability and let's 
just say you might be able to 

694
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:20,120
bribe them and let's just say 
with gear and Dawson. 

695
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,800
Hope you guys get enough enough 
people for that kick about that 

696
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,040
AV 8. 
But a gig in my front garden. 

697
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,240
It would it would be nice 
definitely. 

698
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,800
I nearly left your voice. 
No point mistake there. 

699
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,120
Sweet. 
And then and then I would have 

700
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,760
deleted it and you you would be 
so freaked out being like that. 

701
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,440
Why the other deleted voicemail 
from the money tote? 

702
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,280
Oh yeah. 
No, actually, I'll get to that 

703
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,240
in a second, one, Flying 
Irishman says. 

704
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,280
Not a question, more of a 
statement. 

705
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,960
I speak for all of us when I say
you're extremely talented and 

706
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,240
gifted comedian. 
We all love your work. 

707
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,040
This is a thoroughly 
entertaining podcast. 

708
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,800
Keep up the great work. 
Now, I might not have read that 

709
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,280
if I hadn't known it would have 
been so nice. 

710
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,840
And I might have just sent you a
private reply back and said 

711
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,360
here, cheers. 
Really appreciate it because as 

712
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:15,040
much as I come across like a 
like a snivelling little Madam, 

713
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,960
I do I am, I am. 
One of the great things about me

714
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,400
is I'm very modest. 
One one of my. 

715
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:29,120
Many great qualities is that all
the time when I get praised, I'm

716
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,440
pretty good about just not 
mentioning it, but it happens a 

717
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,520
lot. 
I'm only joking, but but I 

718
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:39,360
really, I really, really do 
appreciate that because not. 

719
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,640
Times I can understand if I 
have. 

720
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,280
A guest in this podcast, but a 
lot of the time it's just a guy 

721
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,800
just sort of talking shit. 
There's no, I mean, the good 

722
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,880
thing about me doing podcasts is
you probably watch this and be 

723
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,760
like, I could do that. 
I'm inspiring people because 

724
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,320
you're watching it when I could 
do that and you definitely 

725
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,320
could. 
Like I'm thinking back to the 

726
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,080
first 15 minutes of podcast and 
I was like, you know what I was 

727
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:03,200
talking about. 
So, so the fact that anybody 

728
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,440
enjoys this, I appreciate and 
and thanks very much for sending

729
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,480
the, the the kind message. 
And probably some people will be

730
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,400
like, you don't speak for me 
because I I don't enjoy it, but 

731
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:17,720
one flying Irishman. 
Thanks a lot and also one flying

732
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:23,320
Irishman's picture is just a lot
of of like cockpits and I don't 

733
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,240
mean nothing like a underground 
penis Fight Club way. 

734
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,440
So that's pretty cool. 1 Flying.
Irishman, can you send? 

735
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,160
Can you take me and all the 
zippers somewhere? 

736
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,800
That'll be pretty sweet because 
everywhere is locked down, you 

737
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,480
can't fly places. 
So we could just do like a 

738
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:42,960
sneaky flight over to where do 
the sippers want to go, Dubai or

739
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,400
something. 
It'd be sweet to live tea with 

740
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,600
me from Abu Dhabi for the boys, 
Kira. 

741
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,120
Says wow. 
Do Protestants? 

742
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,320
Really keep their. 
Toasters in a cupboard I think 

743
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,760
that was. 
Was that mentioned on dairy 

744
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,640
girls or? 
Or is it just a general myth 

745
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,160
type thing? 
People don't know but I don't 

746
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,800
know. 
I am also not a good person to 

747
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:11,440
ask because I'm not Protestant 
and a lot of people are going, 

748
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,240
oh, you're Catholic. 
I'm not Catholic. 

749
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,480
I am very much flamboyant. 
I like to identify religion wise

750
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,840
flamboyant. 
But you know, I've never, I've 

751
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,800
never been to church. 
I'm not an anything. 

752
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,800
I've never been brought. 
Up to be an anything in my 

753
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,800
family you've got you've got a 
little you've got a it's a 

754
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,000
little bit of a pod. 
You know, you've got different 

755
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,040
ingredients in there, but I 
would far rather you, you define

756
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,600
me as cute. 
So I, I don't know. 

757
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:48,320
And I also don't know anybody 
who keeps their toaster in a 

758
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,600
cupboard. 
I don't know anybody who keeps 

759
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,720
their toaster in a cupboard. 
I keep my toaster out and I 

760
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,640
couldn't imagine going to a 
cupboard of time and getting it 

761
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,680
out. 
That said, I'd be an absolute 

762
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,000
melting. 
You get crumbs places. 

763
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,720
Some leisures have asked people 
not to bring belongings in with 

764
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,400
them due to COVID and I've asked
people to be pool ready. 

765
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,600
Does this mean you have to queue
up to get in your speedos? 

766
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,040
What's the current? 
Best nightclubs? 

767
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,520
And bars in Belfast here, 78 
questions there. 

768
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,240
We will maybe do one. 
Let's focus on. 

769
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,680
Let's focus on the leisure 
centre thing. 

770
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,800
People being pool ready. 
Yeah. 

771
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,480
How do you do that? 
How do you do that? 

772
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,000
My son's over there. 
Hello. 

773
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,240
My son. 
My son getting ready to hop into

774
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,520
his 18 Wheeler. 
No, he's not. 

775
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,280
He's not getting ready to hop 
into his 18 Wheeler. 

776
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,760
He is. 
He's asleep, but he loves it. 

777
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,560
He's just over there distracting
me. 

778
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,960
I don't know what that. 
Means and. 

779
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,520
I'm in your swimming pool in a 
long time and I'm keen to get 

780
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,160
back in because I'm genuine, not
just a social butterfly and a 

781
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,200
pool butterfly too, Stevie. 
Henning says how much do. 

782
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:58,040
You enjoy free clothes, Stevie? 
An unrelated subject, Stevie. 

783
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:02,720
It'd be great to see you again. 
And if you happen to have you. 

784
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,160
Know any? 
Anything with you? 

785
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,880
I mean, look. 
Let's cut to the chase. 

786
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:15,560
A lovely young man once 
contacted me and we, we were, we

787
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,440
were sort of Facebook friends 
before we, we knew each other. 

788
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:23,280
And this young gentleman said 
money told Todd father, you 

789
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:28,200
know, he paid his respects and 
he said, I have a load of 

790
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,880
clothes from a from a very 
prominent sports brand. 

791
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:37,320
And let's just say I would. 
Give it a big tick. 

792
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,200
OK, if you want to work it out, 
I'm sure you could just do it. 

793
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:47,160
And this young man, young mom 
said love to give you all this 

794
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,840
gear. 
Listen, I've loads of it. 

795
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,320
You'd probably like it. 
Give me a shout. 

796
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,840
And we kept missing each other. 
We're like ships in the night. 

797
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,920
Eventually I met up with this 
young guy outside Lisburn. 

798
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,560
And part of me did think could 
be a plot for murder, but it 

799
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,480
didn't murder me. 
Almost as ominous. 

800
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,600
He just gave me a big black 
sports bag that was zipped up 

801
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,960
and I met him outside. 
His house. 

802
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,280
And he goes, there you go. 
We had a lovely discussion about

803
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,560
fatherhood, and we've talked a 
little bit about fatherhood 

804
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,400
since. 
And then I drove home with this 

805
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,960
big massive black duffel bag and
I opened up when I got home and 

806
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:29,800
there was more Nike stuff than 
there is in the Nike Outlet 

807
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,080
store at Junction 1. 
And it was all great gear. 

808
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,360
And there was football gear and 
there was shorts and T-shirts 

809
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,120
and hoodies and tracksuit 
bottoms and everything. 

810
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,160
And genuinely, it's. 
One of the coolest things that's

811
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,960
ever. 
Happened to me and that might 

812
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:48,080
well be Liam, but it was 
unbelievably cool and I laid 

813
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,040
them all out and I took photos 
of it all and I sent them to my 

814
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:56,240
friends and I said look at all 
the gear I got and. 

815
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,680
There was 2 pairs of shorts. 
That were the same and I gave 

816
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,080
them to one of my friends and I 
gave one another one of my 

817
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,640
friends AT shirt because I had 
the T-shirt and that is because 

818
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,720
I'm a nice man and the person 
who gave me all that stuff is a 

819
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,800
nice man. 
I only hope that if he's 

820
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,120
listened to this he sends me a 
message and he says filling up 

821
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,600
another bag and if that person 
so if David Elliot ever received

822
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,400
that message it would mean 
something a lot different. 

823
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,360
But how much do I love free 
clothes? 

824
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,600
I love free clothes like you 
wouldn't believe you know why 

825
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,560
stop paying for them. 
Oh, you're not paying for them. 

826
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,280
That's the best thing about free
clothes. 

827
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,680
Best thing about free clothes is
your wallet stays closed closed 

828
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,320
and you get free clothes. 
That is the best thing about 

829
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,360
free clothes. 
And also what I've just 

830
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,760
realised, Stevie, if you're 
watching the video version of 

831
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,560
this podcast, not that it was 
you that gave me the gear, just 

832
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,120
in case you're not legislative 
for work reasons. 

833
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,040
Look what I'm wearing. 
I'm wearing AT shirt. 

834
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:47,320
Do you give me an up on those 
stuff? 

835
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,160
And that's how life works. 
I'm genuinely wearing AT shirt 

836
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,640
and lesson. 
If you're watching this and you 

837
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,720
want to speak to your bosses, 
out the clothing company you 

838
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,720
work for. 
Look at what my socks were. 

839
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,200
Look at what my trainers are. 
It'd be awkward to show you my 

840
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,400
shorts, but trust me, my shorts 
are that brand too. 

841
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,720
But I love getting free clothes 
and I want to give a shout out 

842
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,840
to A. 
Local clothing company. 

843
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:18,200
Called. 
Angel and Anchor didn't want to 

844
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,240
get. 
That wrong Angel and anchor who 

845
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:28,120
who sent me a lovely T-shirt and
jumper and I think the guys 

846
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,920
called Ben Ben. 
I really hope we got that right 

847
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,840
because you give me a lovely 
handwritten note, but it's in my

848
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,080
house and I'm not in my house. 
I'm outdoors didn't deal with me

849
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,240
podcast because I'm on what you 
don't need to know this. 

850
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,680
I'm on way to football training 
had Dick with Dick the little 

851
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,880
man in the hospital for just a 
regular checkup and on my way 

852
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,360
past. 
I basically said I will come to 

853
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:51,040
the garden and I will do a 
podcast while keeping my social 

854
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,680
distance. 
So I'm in the middle of a garden

855
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,800
doing podcast. 
But Angel and Anchor, I'm going 

856
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,400
to deduce, and I could get this 
wrong. 

857
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,680
And Ben, if this isn't the case,
Angel and got this isn't the 

858
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,280
gear the case strike me down, 
come and pick up the clothes and

859
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,720
never send me anything again. 
But I think it's maybe some 

860
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:11,880
young people trying to get a 
brand, people trying to get a 

861
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,720
brand off the ground. 
And I like it and the gear is 

862
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:18,040
nice and I'll put it, put a 
really, I'll send a really cute 

863
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,200
photo of me in it. 
I'll send you it and you can 

864
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,960
distribute that however you 
wish. 

865
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,960
I was about to write back to 
the. 

866
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,520
To you and say I'll send you a 
nice pic, but that sounds a 

867
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,520
little bit pervy so I'll go 
I'll. 

868
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,920
Send a funny pic. 
And hopefully that doesn't 

869
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:38,160
autocorrect the U2 and A OK, we 
got some more questions and then

870
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,880
we're going to wrap this baby 
up. 

871
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,120
Did Elliot message me? 
Probably looking gear. 

872
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:51,000
Yeah. 
OK, more messages. 

873
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:55,200
Dar Dar Patton, who's your 
favourite football team? 

874
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:01,360
Not a football podcast at all, 
but let's just say yesterday I 

875
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:07,120
spent a little bit of money on 
for vintage Man United tops. 

876
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:12,000
So sexy. 
And whenever I get them, I'll 

877
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,080
put an Instagram post up of them
and I'll just be like, what do 

878
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,840
you think he's? 
And then all people like you 

879
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,760
there will go on real, bro. 
And people will love it. 

880
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,280
And it will be for the football 
fans and not for the other 

881
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,840
teams, me fans who don't like 
football, of which there seems 

882
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,240
to be none, by the way, which is
class. 

883
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:32,040
But yeah, I support a man. 
I support Man United, but there.

884
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,160
I wouldn't be. 
I wouldn't. 

885
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,640
Describe myself as like a die 
hard, but I really like Man 

886
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,320
United. 
Lewis Morrison thoughts on there

887
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,480
being about 10 Friday night old 
school classic radio shows now. 

888
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:54,960
Can of worms open? 
Yes, I have noticed that I by 

889
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:59,080
the way, I don't think that me 
and Dave Elliott on Radio Ulster

890
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,760
were the first guys to play 
dance music on on local radio on

891
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,920
a Friday night, but the whole 
idea of like old school dance. 

892
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:12,480
Send us videos of you, Raven, 
you know, all bangers that 

893
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,640
weren't of it. 
Yes, I have noticed that crop up

894
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,120
elsewhere. 
My first attitude towards it was

895
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,840
being annoyed. 
And then as it was pointed out 

896
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,360
to me by someone else who isn't 
Dave Elliott but works on the 

897
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,000
show, you know, it's a case of 
you're doing something right. 

898
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:34,520
And I wouldn't worry about it. 
And, and yeah, I think we're 

899
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,400
doing it well. 
I think we're doing it well. 

900
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,120
I'm loving the show at the 
minute and that's all that 

901
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,160
matters. 
And I can't, I can't claim to be

902
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,240
the first person to play dance 
music on a Friday night because 

903
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,440
it wasn't played on Sunday 
mornings before, you know what I

904
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,360
mean? 
It wasn't like every Sunday 

905
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,840
morning they just played local 
dance. 

906
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,920
They're on local radio stations.
They just play dance. 

907
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,840
And then I came along, well, 
what if we did that on a Friday 

908
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:56,840
night? 
Just people were going for the 

909
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,960
weekend. 
It's not revolutionary, but. 

910
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:06,000
I think some people have. 
Seen what we're doing and. 

911
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,160
Are doing something very. 
Similar, and here's the thing, 

912
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,400
if you're copying someone's 
homework and not do your I'm not

913
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,960
saying you're copying your 
homework, but you have to change

914
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:19,160
a lot of the words otherwise 
people will see that it's so my.

915
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,440
Comment on that. 
Is no comment, despite the long 

916
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,960
comment I just made on. 
It Lewis, put your wooden spin 

917
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,240
away my. 
Friend, because you're stirring 

918
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:31,280
the pub. 
Joel Atkinson, my mate Phil 

919
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,240
thinks it's OK to piss the bed. 
We've tried telling him it's 

920
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:34,600
childish but there's no talking 
to him. 

921
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,760
Huge fan of the podcast, so I 
was hoping you could give him 

922
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,240
some motivation to quit pissing 
the bed. 

923
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,840
Cheers and thanks. 
Phil's 20 by the way. 

924
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:52,080
And yeah, I I wet the bed until 
I was maybe 7-7 or eight. 

925
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,840
I don't want to say but but I 
just remember being like feeling

926
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,720
like I was slightly too old for 
I remember getting off for work 

927
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,080
and going I shouldn't have 
pissed a bed but no. 

928
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,800
I remember being a child but 
being like I shouldn't be doing 

929
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,560
this and and I haven't. 
I've never pissed a bed as an 

930
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,720
adult that that. 
That's good like that. 

931
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:15,080
Is good because you hear a lot 
of people are like a lot. 

932
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,560
I was rinsed last night and all 
pissed a bed and all shit the 

933
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:18,680
bed. 
Now you're like what? 

934
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,840
What about whenever when you 
were younger people be like, Oh 

935
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,760
my mate comes up from Tyrone and
all the drink at the weekends he

936
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,040
just drank A10 glass of algo and
all sat in the kitchen for like 

937
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,720
what? 
What do you do? 

938
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,520
I never went to really do a real
holy lands house party when I 

939
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:36,760
was a student because you'd walk
in and the dishes that all be 

940
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,160
piled up in their in their 
kitchen and everyone be 

941
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,680
partying. 
I'm like looking at dishes 

942
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,120
going. 
I don't really like doing 

943
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,360
dishes, but what are you doing 
with your life because that's 

944
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,800
kicked. 
They're super noodles. 

945
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,440
You need to get them early. 
Come here, give me some 

946
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,320
marigolds and I would just 
always end up doing dishes. 

947
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,360
Adam Crothers. 
What happened in Donaga day? 

948
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,160
Also love the podcast the title 
of the week. 

949
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,960
I don't know what happened 
Donaga Day you'd have. 

950
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,480
To provide me with more. 
Context there because I don't 

951
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,480
know, although it sounds it 
sounds like HBO series. 

952
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,120
What happened? 
Donaga Day and. 

953
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,240
Thanks to you. 
Like the podcast? 

954
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,440
Michael Faye just says kids 
driving HGVs Yeah, it's all the 

955
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,320
rage now and I think we've 
covered it in far too long of a 

956
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,880
time, but cheers, James care. 
Worst part time job experience 

957
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:24,640
you've ever had? 
I never did work experience. 

958
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,360
Because I did. 
I left school in fifth year, so 

959
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:32,480
maybe did it in 6th year. 
But I do remember going to 

960
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,400
Planet Fun at the King's Hall 
whenever it was about 13 and 

961
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,000
asking a lady on a stall if I 
could have a job And it was one 

962
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,440
of those ones where like you 
threw baseballs, It's tough to 

963
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,320
knock them down. 
And I went my mate like put me 

964
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,280
up to it and I went up to and I 
was like could have we job here 

965
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,440
and all. 
And she's like you can do an arm

966
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,200
Fridays and Saturdays for a 
fiver. 

967
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,600
And she was so nice and I felt 
so bad and just ran away and was

968
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,000
like she was lovely, you know 
what I mean? 

969
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,400
Like she's just taking the job 
off sweet though, but shit 

970
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,120
myself. 
But it didn't ship myself in the

971
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:06,400
bed and that's a main important.
So yeah, I miss talking, doing 

972
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:10,880
work experience really, in fact.
This is very NBC. 

973
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,800
There's very. 
Money to but I did do paid work 

974
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,880
experience in a magazine for a 
summer and I bought the sure how

975
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,640
long it was. 
I bought the first generation 

976
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,320
iPod out of it. 
In fact, it didn't must have 

977
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:24,640
been the next generation when it
was the one that U2's album was 

978
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,320
preloaded onto. 
I think that was the one. 

979
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,640
Why they breathe that Tony 
Soprano there. 

980
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,640
Where'd that guy died? 
You, Annie. 

981
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,760
Lennox said. 
What would your dream Festival 

982
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:42,640
lineup be? 
Me, me, me, me and me. 

983
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:47,760
And I get paid for all the acts.
My dream Festival lineup would 

984
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,200
be well. 
Let's just say an. 

985
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,120
Evening of of entertainment in 
my garden. 

986
00:54:54,840 --> 00:55:03,480
I would have great question I 
would have. 

987
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,360
I'm going to go. 
For three acts. 

988
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:10,720
I'm going to go for one comedy, 
2 music. 

989
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,600
I'm going to have Dave 
Chappelle. 

990
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,920
I'm going to have music at the. 
Start, so I'm going to open 

991
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,840
with. 
It's my garden, right? 

992
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,200
So I get to decide I'm. 
Going to I'm going to open with 

993
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:32,280
Two Door Cinema Club and not 
because my good friend Sam is in

994
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:39,160
the band and and and and not for
that reason. 

995
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:45,080
I'm going to go with two Door 
because I probably listened to 2

996
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,040
door in my car more than any 
band. 

997
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:52,760
Definitely at the minute. 
Their album False alarm Hope 

998
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:57,320
it's called false alarm is it 
did really well on the charge 

999
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:01,080
for them, but it's almost like I
think it's almost underrated. 

1000
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,440
Some brilliant songs and videos 
of it, like single releases, but

1001
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,880
as an album I think it's great. 
And we listen to that pretty 

1002
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,360
much our whole honeymoon when 
we're driving around California 

1003
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,640
and and in weather like this, 
because that's what the weather 

1004
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,000
is like on honeymoon. 
I would have two door open it. 

1005
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,920
Then I would have The Rolling 
Stones and then I would have. 

1006
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,040
Dave Chappelle I. 
Think that'd be a pretty sweet 

1007
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:30,000
line up for me and I would MC it
Ethan. 

1008
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
'S and I could be the. 
Most Ethan would say how did you

1009
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,800
know you wanted to do stand up, 
etcetera. 

1010
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:39,200
And Ethan, I didn't until I did 
it, if that makes sense. 

1011
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:43,760
I knew I was curious about doing
it, but I wanted to know what to

1012
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,400
do. 
I don't know. 

1013
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,600
I don't. 
Remember having that moment? 

1014
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,560
It must have always been a 
little bit of a thing. 

1015
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:54,040
I love comedy and. 
But I don't know, probably just 

1016
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,520
got. 
Curious about how that would go,

1017
00:56:55,520 --> 00:57:01,680
what that would be like. 
So I I I don't, honestly. 

1018
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:04,640
I know it's not a helpful 
answer, but I can't remember the

1019
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,600
moment I knew I wanted to do it.
I do remember the. 

1020
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,920
Moment where I booked the. 
Gig where I had to send an 

1021
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,160
e-mail. 
Remember e-mail? 

1022
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,160
I'd send a Hotmail e-mail to the
promoter. 

1023
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:20,320
I wonder with I wonder with that
e-mail. 

1024
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,280
I know you find this in any way 
interesting. 

1025
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,440
Probably not. 
I wonder would that e-mail still

1026
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:29,400
be in my because I have the? 
Same e-mail address I had. 

1027
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:36,840
Since I was, I don't know, 14 
genuinely and and although back 

1028
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,960
in the day you used to delete 
your emails, after like a year 

1029
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,120
you do. 
I'm going to delete my emails 

1030
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,960
here to start again. 
But you only probably had about 

1031
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,320
50 emails. 
Nowadays there are how many 

1032
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:59,040
emails in my inbox? 
In my inbox there are. 1000. 742

1033
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:09,520
emails so Paul Curry was the 
first person that booked me for 

1034
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,080
a gig and I remember his e-mail 
address at time but I deleted 

1035
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,760
it. 
I wish I had had that e-mail 

1036
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,640
where I was like, you know, 
mate, can I come and do a gig 

1037
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,040
and all I'm, I'm 10, just 
pissed. 

1038
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,280
The bed and then need to get it.
I need to get out of the house, 

1039
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:32,080
so I can't remember. 
But the last question, Damn you 

1040
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:38,120
Face ID B, Morris says. 
Would you ever have someone from

1041
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,560
the Patreon on your podcast as a
guest? 

1042
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:45,240
I don't mean this. 
In a. 

1043
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:45,840
In a. 
In a. 

1044
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:52,000
Cruel way, but probably not. 
But then because I I get guests 

1045
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,880
that people kind of already 
know, you know, doing it wrong. 

1046
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,320
If anyone has a fucking great 
story, then yeah. 

1047
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:07,800
But yeah, I mean, I've never 
seen, I'll never be like no, but

1048
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,440
what me and. 
Producer Dan have been talking. 

1049
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,440
About which might be more 
interesting is on Patreon doing 

1050
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,880
like a like a Patreon chat 
roulette type thing, which we 

1051
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,960
release where like I go live on 
a zoom. 

1052
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:24,160
So I set a time and a day and 
all the Patreons get a link and 

1053
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,000
they jump on the zoom and I just
like interview people and chat 

1054
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,400
to you. 
And we do like an hour long 

1055
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,560
thing with everyone. 
I dip in and other people might 

1056
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,680
not get chatting to everyone. 
I might pick someone at random 

1057
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,760
and then and then we release 
that other thing. 

1058
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,200
So I'd like to do something like
that. 

1059
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,560
But but listen, if you're like, 
listen. 

1060
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,000
The only reason I say is because
I used to work at NASA and 

1061
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,680
there's an alien that lives in 
my loft. 

1062
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:52,080
I will 100% get you on the 
podcast, 100%, 100%. 

1063
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,200
That's all for the for the 
questions this week. 

1064
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,560
Thanks to everyone who submitted
a question. 

1065
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,760
I was going to say I forgot to 
put it on Twitter, but there was

1066
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,480
so many on Instagram there that 
I didn't need to. 

1067
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:09,200
We have a guest for this week's 
podcast that may end up 

1068
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,880
happening next week based on 
their diary, because a mine's 

1069
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,440
very clear. 
Oh, the sun's gone. 

1070
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:16,400
Nice. 
Wait, it lasted. 

1071
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,040
That's us coldest winter that 
that's a bit that genuine real 

1072
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,320
time what people do here. 
The sun's out, then the clouds 

1073
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,880
are for a second ago. 
Ah, well into the house for me 

1074
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,160
for a year. 
Winter is coming, There's a sun 

1075
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:30,600
back out. 
It's sweet, it's all good again.

1076
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,920
And what was I saying? 
I was saying. 

1077
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,840
I might not know at all. 
What? 

1078
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,080
Oh yeah. 
There is a guest that I've been.

1079
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:48,520
Chatting to for a long time 
about doing the podcast and this

1080
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,600
guy naturally would be 
incredibly busy. 

1081
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,920
I mean, I don't I don't even 
know him, but I know I know who 

1082
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,800
he is and I think all the 
sippers will probably too. 

1083
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,160
And I think for so many reasons,
he would be a brilliant guest. 

1084
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,480
And so he's really been trying 
to make it work and he's been 

1085
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,760
filming major like TV 
productions. 

1086
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,680
And in the meantime, still like 
having the time to message me 

1087
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,120
and be like, listen, we'll sort 
this out and sorry, I'm like, 

1088
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,760
listen, anytime you can do it, 
just let me know. 

1089
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:21,920
There's no pressure like so I 
think I think might be able to 

1090
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,440
do the episode on Friday with 
them, release it on Friday. 

1091
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,400
Fingers crossed. 
But if not, we've got some 

1092
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,360
episodes in the bank. 
We'll roll those out and we roll

1093
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,960
on patreon.com/tea with Me 
podcast. 

1094
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:37,600
You can see the bonus episode or
listen to the bonus episode we 

1095
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,640
do every Monday with producer 
Dan, which is a real like behind

1096
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:44,520
the scenes look at the podcast 
and and you know, gets a little 

1097
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,680
while A couple of weeks ago I 
had a couple of pints before we 

1098
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,560
did 1 and it was a little bit 
off the wall. 

1099
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:51,440
So you can check that out if you
would like to. 

1100
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,680
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1101
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:58,320
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1102
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:03,240
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1103
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:08,840
I said that in a very radio way 
because I broke in between what 

1104
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:12,680
I was saying. 
Now I've got to go because I'm 

1105
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,320
on the football training. 
But Zippers, it's been an 

1106
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,880
honour, it's been a privilege, 
it's been a pleasure, it's been 

1107
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all of those things. 
And I also want to say I did. 

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I'll talk about it in Friday 
episode. 

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I did a very cool BBC project 
last week and you're going to 

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be. 
Able to see it really. 

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Really. 
Soon it's. 

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I don't think it's anything 
we've talked about before. 

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So they go leave you on like an 
EastEnders style cliffhanger. 

1114
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,520
But I'll, I'll hopefully be able
to tell you all about this thing

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that's going to be on TV in the 
next couple of weeks that I'm 

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really proud of and was really 
happy with. 

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01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:49,040
And I'm not always like that 
with TV type stuff that I do, 

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you know, sometimes I'm like, 
ah, I think I think it was shit 

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01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,880
on that. 
But this I think I did a good 

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job and I think there was some 
zippers there, some low key 

1121
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,800
secret zippers, which made it 
all the better. 

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01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,040
So thank you very much. 
Cheers for listening, watching 

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01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,680
to the podcast, subscribe rate 
and review it. 

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01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,960
If you have time on Apple 
podcast, that'd be really sweet.

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01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,800
You want to tell your friends 
about it, That'd be even better.

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01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,800
And the best thing ever is if 
you're listening to the episode 

1127
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,640
and you fired up on like your 
Instagram story and I share, 

1128
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,200
right? 
And we just make people aware, 

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01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,480
Hey, this is happening. 
That's always appreciated. 

1130
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,360
Thank you very much. 
Check out Dave Elliott's Slag 

1131
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,240
Head Podcast 2, which now comes 
out on Thursday, the day boy 

1132
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,040
time. 
Boy time isn't even cold on the 

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01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:32,680
ground and he's muscled in and 
he says, well, maybe take a 

1134
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,160
break from Boy town. 
But he's put his podcast on the 

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01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,880
Boy Town day, which is the nail 
in the coffin. 

1136
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,120
But as we've established, it is 
a bit of a drug problem, so it's

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01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,120
fine. 
Sippers, see you next time. 

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01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,720
Sip, sip. 
Enjoy the weather.