1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,960 Now Bridges know me as no one fasting. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,720 No, no. OK, then. 3 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,680 No, then. Then no. 4 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,960 Because bizarre from D12. We're just talking about how he 5 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,200 had the most insanely wild lyrics of all time. 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,240 Yes, when you were a kid, you didn't really pause and think. 7 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,960 But I'm here with two very bizarre men here with William 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,920 Thompson and Matthew Dinsmore and William Tom IF. 9 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:25,760 I hope I'm not betraying your confidence here, but you just 10 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,840 told us 2nd for recorded. Are you OK getting that bottle 11 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,640 cap off right? You told the second for you 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:36,280 recorded as you walked in here with a big frozen Fanta slushy 13 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,280 that them that you brought so much food home. 14 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,240 You're trying to kill yourself. You're trying to water board 15 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,680 are. You trying to water board 16 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,640 yourself? What information are you trying 17 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,040 to get out of yourself? Then I appreciate you looking 18 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,440 out for my mental health but watching a man drink water and 19 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,560 go look mate there's other ways. It was the way you were doing. 20 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,880 Are you? Are you one else? 21 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,840 Dude, he was your Abu grid. Sucking, Dying with. 22 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:03,440 Now, you said you brought home so much food last night that 23 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,480 your nanny thought you'd brought someone back. 24 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,200 My nanny thought I had female company and she came down went 25 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,440 did you bring someone home last night without telling me? 26 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,240 And I was like, no, she's like don't lie. 27 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,520 The amount of food that's in there, you have to have someone 28 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:16,040 else. I'm like. 29 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,320 Nah, I'm to do his Lube. Just use Carnot. 30 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just use your excited to eat 31 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,920 the pizza. Yeah, I just had it was Domino's 32 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,160 too for Tuesdays, So if you're. Not still going in this 33 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,560 recession. Always going yeah, and the price 34 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,360 slice. What's the price like? 35 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,800 Just cheaper pizzas, right? That's it. 36 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,200 But you know. It's all the time as well. 37 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,160 I'm going to pay £30 for one pizza, may as well go to them. 38 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,000 Yeah, now here's a business idea. 39 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,400 You know, the way New York pizza is all but the slice. 40 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,880 Yeah. The dollar slice Why don't 41 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:51,360 Domino's do a pine slice? Because if it's from Domino's, 42 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,480 have a slice of about £12 for starters. 43 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,000 Right. And also they don't need. 44 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,400 I didn't even say anything anyway. 45 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,960 Pretend they didn't say that last time I come up with an 46 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,320 idea. You always shoot down my dreams. 47 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,400 I'd love to see you in Dragons down with that attitude. 48 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,880 No, it's fine. No fork spatula, it's stupid. 49 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,600 Don't even know. What a Fatula. 50 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:18,040 Yeah, 10,000 he's made. I don't have load to them about 51 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,440 Peter Jones anyway so. Yeah, no, no count Fatula. 52 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,840 It was a stupid mascot. A. 53 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,760 Big fat vampire, Yeah. With a fork. 54 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,640 Here to suck your cholesterol. Now, you're right to the open 55 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,120 theatres. Yeah. 56 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,920 Shouldn't they shouldn't have got those three trains. 57 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,320 Yeah. Yeah, Deborah mean sorry for 58 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,320 dreaming. Duncan Valentine, what do you 59 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,920 even own? Oh, Valentine's fat guy. 60 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,560 Yeah. You're just naming Dragons now? 61 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,080 The one from Shrek. I generally thought you're going 62 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,280 to name like a Skyrim dragon, and that's a sketch I. 63 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,040 Can't remember any of their names, I just know the one from 64 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:53,600 Shrek. Terrify. 65 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,280 The Shrek do you want to put on there? 66 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:04,240 You're Tasker. Get that doggy off the TV. 67 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,520 You watch, you watch. Track all the fears. 68 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:17,960 Behind the sofa jump skirts every time he's on the TV, I'm. 69 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:23,680 So hungover that the the idea of someone who just gets PTSD when 70 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,240 Shrek so it's fucking hilarious. It's also. 71 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,000 All during the day, sure, you know what I mean? 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,840 Like there's no night time really as well. 73 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:31,960 Like just walking through Meadow. 74 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,680 Every time you season on you just fuck. 75 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,160 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so not well today. 76 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:44,040 Does Shrek look on that kind of? The Shrek look like what? 77 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,960 But Big John? Yeah, I see where you're going, 78 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,160 you know. What I mean like a real life 79 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,560 version? But I like, they're both 80 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:51,560 likeable. That's what I mean. 81 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,040 Chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it. 82 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:58,280 And usual gorillas last night, Yeah, Now you said the gorillas 83 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,000 when you walked in here. And I thought that was like a 84 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,240 pensioner kind of way to say it. Is that what they're called? 85 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:02,960 No. Well. 86 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,920 When you put the, they're just called gorillas. 87 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,720 Actually say OK. Simple as. 88 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,240 This episode of the Team With Me podcast is sponsored by none 89 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,720 other than that Price Guy. That what Ireland's largest 90 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,600 price competition page. I was just in talk sport last 91 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,120 night, but football and there was ads on for that price guy. 92 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,000 That prize guy has made over 10 millionaires thing it might be 93 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,320 11. That's £11 million to 11 people. 94 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,800 It's insane. 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There's what else is there done? 116 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,080 Shane learns she the Shane learns series recording episode 117 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,280 of that today. What's what's that on? 118 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,600 Genetics? Genetics, you know, learning all 119 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:56,800 big genes Levi's patreon.com/T with me podcast No, Willie does 120 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,160 a bit in a set about how popular being Irish is. 121 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:06,280 But while he's doing this, he's also becoming fashionable Irish 122 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,920 because this might, you know, well, he's got the gluten 123 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,880 intolerance. Yeah, well, the good the way 124 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,480 he's combat not as he started drinking get us a week ago and 125 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:17,880 I've never seen I've never seen anyone drink more get oh da and. 126 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,680 When does it stop being funny as a grown man? 127 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,600 When someone's on the phone in the background, go. 128 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,800 Did you get Domino's and not ask me? 129 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,880 So anyway, well, he started drinking Guinness a week ago, 130 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:38,680 right? Yeah. 131 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:44,200 And he's drank more Guinness in that week than most people have 132 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,560 in a year. He's just started drinking 133 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:49,960 Guinness all the time. But for his walk on SO, get the 134 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,400 Well, he's forgetting his roots. Guess what Willie wants for his 135 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,720 walk on SO? Come out, you're black and 136 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,760 tonnes. No, well this is what he asks 137 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,280 all the the sign texts at the gigs in the UK. 138 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:04,200 The Fontaine. DC That's wrong. 139 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,160 Man, I don't know, sorry. I didn't say the Fontains DC, 140 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,960 I'd say the Fontains. Which is worse? 141 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,760 Probably a different bundle. I think there is a band called. 142 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,920 Well, they're giving me fontains. 143 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,840 DC and I'd listen to Fontaine CC and he drinks that. 144 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,280 Yeah, you're going to be fucking moving to London soon enough, 145 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,480 aren't you? Honestly, yes. 146 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,880 So yeah, fancy. Yeah, honestly. 147 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,160 And this is the way he talks tonight. 148 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:31,080 OK. Let me split the G the G Spring. 149 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,960 Promiscuous banter. He does. 150 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,280 Yeah. I don't even know. 151 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,760 You know you're drinking frozen slushy, so you said, you said 152 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,840 you've always been doing that. Oh yeah, that's the best 153 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,360 hangover cure. Dindy, I could see you just 154 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,360 having slush puppies. I don't think you'd like the 155 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,760 idea of Fanta type spin. Off no cherry slush puppy all 156 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,920 the time. Is that the wee red one? 157 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,960 Yeah, do. They still do the wee dog. 158 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,560 No. Well, actually that's a good 159 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,760 question. Yeah, I don't know. 160 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,480 I don't think so. I think it's just people just 161 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,120 have the machines now. The I think he had a monopoly 162 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,360 over the slush puppy industry. Yes. 163 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,320 So much so that they're now called Slush Puppies because 164 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,800 that's a brand. Do you know the way like George 165 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,240 Foreman's are like grills but you call the George Foreman? 166 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,800 Yes. Say as a good example to. 167 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,600 Let's can we come up with two more? 168 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,080 Like a teacher. Any starters against? 169 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:25,320 Hoover, Hoover, Hoover. Vacuum cleaner is what they 170 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,400 actually are. Fuck. 171 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,040 Just one more. There is. 172 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,640 I know that there's no. One, you be afraid to get 173 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,640 involved. There's more where you say it's 174 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,799 the brand, but you just say I can't. 175 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,400 Remember what it is now This. Is an iPod. 176 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,200 No any sort of tablet. Everyone calls it an iPod. 177 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,880 Yeah, but like who has any other sort of tablet? 178 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,080 Losers. By the way, can we just take a 179 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,720 minute to bring the iPods and tablets? 180 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,000 You know, his electronic notebook he has, right? 181 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,120 He takes the gigs and walks about like he's invented this 182 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,280 new thing for anybody else. Know, we've talked about in the 183 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,680 pub before. Well, he has an electronic 184 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,320 notebook that has a pen on it, right? 185 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:13,080 Very, very 1998. But he he mortified me something 186 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,320 shocking on Sunday. He just fucking hates me. 187 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,520 Exactly. We were. 188 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,360 He just hates me. Exactly. 189 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,040 You hate to see me breathing, brother. 190 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,880 Know what he's doing? He's using a notebook and 191 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,440 drinking Guinness. The fucking Rob. 192 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,440 That's what this episode has been so far. 193 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,360 We spent. Too long together recently. 194 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,240 Yeah, he's listening to a bond for the prick. 195 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:40,160 So he really embarrassed me. Sunday we were in the stand, a 196 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,720 couple of shows in the stand in Newcastle. 197 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,280 Russell Hard also I choose in Newcastle at night. 198 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:45,840 I'm sorry mate, you dropped that name. 199 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:55,680 I actually look forward to. So when Russell texts and said 200 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,920 I'll call, I'm going to call down for the early show. 201 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,480 So he calls down. He comes into the green room. 202 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,360 Him will he have never met before? 203 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,320 Not the loveliest guy. Greg cracks just sitting there 204 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:09,080 chatting away. One minute in he goes, what's up 205 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,560 on the table because it's LED up. 206 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,720 Well, he's notebook 3 words written on it, right? 207 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,080 And he kind of make it easy. What's this? 208 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,400 And I go Willy no. Willy No. 209 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,480 Willie goes, Russell, take a seat. 210 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,520 He was already sitting down. He was already sitting down. 211 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,680 And I, I, I go, is this really happening? 212 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:34,040 20 seconds later, Willie is advising Russell hard that he 213 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:37,040 should start writing his stand up with an electronic notebook. 214 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,920 And he's not messing. And I took a photo of it, which 215 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:44,080 I'll, I'll drop in, but Willie is literally Russell, have a wee 216 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,560 look at this now. Russell, you have ideas? 217 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,200 Do you have ideas? Here's what you want to do. 218 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,400 Write them down. Russell Hard goes, I kinda like 219 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:54,560 a rule page. Willie goes takes the lines 220 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,200 away. Russell hard genuinely goes that 221 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,960 is actually really good. And Willie look around at me 222 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,160 like this. He showed me the photo 223 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,720 yesterday. You know, he goes how mad is 224 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,320 this? And it was him and Russell hard. 225 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,160 I didn't know though that it was him flaxing his a notebook. 226 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,800 I swear I didn't know that. Can't I I. 227 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:14,320 I the only the only logic this is the wee bastard has shares in 228 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,640 Lenovo. He must be getting a kickback 229 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,560 because he's convincing everyone to get it and he does this thing 230 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:23,000 where he leaves it unlocked in green rooms. 231 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,880 In just the middle of the green room, there's Willie said. 232 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,440 If you guys want to, he did it in Hot Water. 233 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,200 Comedy Club just leaves it unlocked sitting in the middle 234 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,680 there. You're saying that as though I'm 235 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,360 deliberately like flexing it. I just forget that it's there 236 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,400 and then go off on. It's this. 237 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,480 It's a giant E notebook. I know, but I just forget about 238 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,760 it. In Glasgow we actually brought 239 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,920 it on stage with him and had the pen behind his ear and held held 240 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,040 it. No, no, no. 241 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,760 Like he was Tim Cook doing like a, you know, like a keynote 242 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:53,400 conference. Willie, Willie, did you bring 243 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,240 the E notebook on stage with the E pen behind your ear? 244 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,320 Yeah. Can I tell you something? 245 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,960 Beat this, You're an insufferable cunt. 246 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,560 The E notebook on stage. Are you just going to bleep that 247 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,760 you? Know you are you're you're 248 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,080 acting like you're a future man speaking the past civilizations. 249 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,760 Whoa. The laughed at Jesus. 250 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,440 So Denzi laughed. They laughed at Steve Jobs and 251 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,800 they're laughing at me. That's all I can say. 252 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,360 So he had it on. He was doing. 253 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,800 He had it on stage. You know the way you have to 254 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,960 print, he has to use the stylist. 255 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,520 He can't use his finger on it. He had to use the stylist to 256 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,920 change page and it looked like he was like Moses taught reading 257 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,720 from the tablet. I mean really, it looks like I'm 258 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,600 working in Argos. What does he want out there? 259 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,800 Maybe Turtle Beach Head? I got that brought in for you 260 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,840 now. Now I'm a wee man, sort of a 261 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:50,720 Shrek teddy. We're saying his name too much. 262 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,320 He might appear. It's because it was a whip, so 263 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,480 it didn't. To work oh, he changes work in 264 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,040 progress. The whip guys, I just guys. 265 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,840 He also does. This only because it's a whip. 266 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,680 Only. Bring the technology out for a 267 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:09,520 whip. Oh man, man, come on, please. 268 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:13,160 Come on now, let's go back to hangover cures. 269 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,000 Yeah. Bottle. 270 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,240 Look at its port. Yeah, and. 271 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,760 Pour it. Crappies me Crips. 272 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,400 You need to get the blood pumping. 273 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,120 In I'm a juice guy, a wank. You can believe that if you 274 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,680 want. I get the a bit hit recently. 275 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,600 What's that it's I don't know it's like a vitamin water thing, 276 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,800 but orange and Mandarin is the one I got 25 calories. 277 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,920 So it's good for you. Just all sorts of nutrients in 278 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,360 it sorts you right out, gets you up and out. 279 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,560 Right salesman who hasn't really learned what his product is 280 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,280 that's. No, no, he's given advice to 281 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,120 other salesman. Man, you haven't sold me on the. 282 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,560 I should bring it on stage with me, write my write my set on the 283 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,880 back of the label that's. What I want just to become the 284 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,920 ultimate like product placement comic. 285 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,320 Yeah, you're just coming in. Just full sponsored gear. 286 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,640 Kevin Hart with his own tequila. Yeah, behind him. 287 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,120 I'm coming. I'm just like, instead of 288 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,400 walking by the stage of a Segway. 289 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,160 Yeah. What do you do mate? 290 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,440 I'll be great. You asked for that in Glasgow 291 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,960 but the venue couldn't give it. Yeah. 292 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,720 Umm yeah, look at it, sports. Good. 293 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,880 What flavour? Oh, just orange. 294 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,040 No Raspberry I'm. Telling you that in such a 295 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,440 condescending way because you knew I was going to say 296 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,640 argument. What flavour? 297 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,240 I fell into your trap and your Raspberry trap. 298 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,200 What? Flavour do you like? 299 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,040 No, you don't. Yeah. 300 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,320 You haven't had the Raspberry, clearly. 301 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,920 No, I haven't. So have you actually not? 302 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,560 No, get on it right There's I'm actually getting better as a 303 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,040 salesman. Yeah, as this podcast goes. 304 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,400 On kind of get very forceful with it, yeah. 305 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,800 Just drink it. Actually have one with me. 306 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:50,440 No buy out of me now. It's why we've got you're not 307 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,160 hungover even though you had a few tipples. 308 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,200 Well, that's what yours Rackarell is last night. 309 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,840 Yeah, like, can you? First of all, before we go into 310 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,880 how you're feeling, you tell me, how was it? 311 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:04,680 I'm happy, I'm not feeling sad. Nice. 312 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,480 It was. Did you see the support act? 313 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,480 No. The Argentinian rapper. 314 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,560 My dad was going. The Argentinian rapper. 315 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,320 I goes. Yeah, he goes. 316 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,880 Do you know he wraps in Spanish? Like who? 317 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,040 Yeah, he's Argentinian. He goes not in fucking 318 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:20,880 Argentina. Good. 319 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,240 Do you know what? I don't even have anything to 320 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,840 argue with it either. Your dog home food, burning the 321 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,280 boats in the middle of a fucking girl. 322 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,520 Here, if I had it my way and it was my support act that I wanted 323 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,080 to see, they would have had a nightmare. 324 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,000 Oh, your dad not loving? Marshall Lehman and I was trying 325 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,240 to explain to him who Marshall Lehman. 326 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,840 Because you're such a big fan of. 327 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,320 Where do you from, Lemon? Sorry. 328 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,160 Yeah, sorry. Right. 329 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,880 You're such a big fan of him. And then the worst thing they 330 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,560 could have done was the show before this, he supported them 331 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,480 in Manchester. Yeah. 332 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,440 So you're like, why not just get them for a couple? 333 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,960 He's in Belfast 1 you know. What I mean he's you have 334 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,720 changed your tickets to Manchester, if you know. 335 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,880 It would have been difficult to get my dad to go, but I probably 336 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,640 would have went by myself. Oh, you went to gorillas last 337 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,760 night with your dad? Yeah, yeah, right. 338 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,840 But he wasn't just complaining about the Argentinian guy for no 339 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,160 reason. I thought he. 340 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,240 Just caught wind of it. You know, one of the songs there 341 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,520 were subtitles on, on the like the screens in the SSC and I was 342 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,840 going, there you go. Where's the fucking English 343 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,240 lyrics for you? Was and your dad, You and your 344 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,560 dad? Turn that on for you your. 345 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,840 Dad dressed up as gorillas for the show. 346 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,920 Well, he was a gorilla, I was a chimpanzee, right? 347 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,640 The younger person. So how it works? 348 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,280 It's not. And this joke it is, Yeah. 349 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,840 And we were beating our chests and there was there was other 350 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,320 dads there who he had to fight. And they were also beating their 351 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,000 chests. Yeah. 352 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,000 Honestly wouldn't even been top five weirdest things I saw in 353 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,440 that crowd. So you were in the seats, you 354 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,320 were in the on the ground, I was in the pit. 355 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,760 I saw you. So what was going? 356 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,840 On Yeah. What was it doing? 357 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,640 Walking. Ah, fuck you. 358 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,200 I'm always doing shit like that. You were throwing your own shit 359 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,840 about. It up against the glass. 360 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,360 You're spreading your arson, putting it up again. 361 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,080 You we Blue Arson put it against the glass. 362 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,280 Yeah, it was. I thought it would be a really 363 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:11,040 like hype, bouncy concert. Yeah, wasn't really wasn't for 364 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,760 me. Did they got did they Do you got 365 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,720 the groove shoe shed? Yeah, that's good. 366 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,280 What's that? Nineteen, 2000. 19 two thousand. 367 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,240 Yeah, I know. You know. 368 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:23,359 Any big ones that didn't do? I was fast. 369 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,280 Why didn't? They did it in Liverpool, so 370 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,600 their setlist I was looking at, the Nottingham one from a couple 371 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,600 of days ago, was completely different than what they did 372 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,680 last night, which I don't like. He does my head in a wee bit. 373 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,360 He does my head in a wee bit. Remember he was slapping on 374 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,120 Taylor Swift. Yeah, she doesn't write her own 375 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,480 songs. What what she does, Damon what 376 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,160 she does and a lot of other songs for other artists too. 377 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,720 He was doing a lot of like performative male carry on, like 378 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,720 he was on stage, like his hands pressed together like Belfast, 379 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,520 can I perform this one for you? And you're like, yes mate, 380 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,200 you're literally that's your way, insisted. 381 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,360 Yeah, we insist. We bought the tickets on that 382 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,880 agreement. If you're not gonna do, what 383 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,600 else do you have to offer here? Yes, there did you see there was 384 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,760 a we got like guy that brought like we mascot. 385 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,400 Yeah, where the fuck was that? No, he looked like a Muppet, but 386 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,040 he was like big and he like had a big red button actually alive. 387 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,560 Well, it was in a costume. Yeah, in a costume. 388 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,520 But is he? Was he alive? 389 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,800 Yeah. Brought out a corpse. 390 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,360 Dead Muppet corpse. Brought out a beheaded Kermit. 391 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,120 And they they're like a big red button and he. 392 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,600 Sounds like a sex move. Gave me the beheaded Kermit. 393 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:39,280 Your hands up ours, Sorry. No, that's just the Kermit won 394 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,880 the origin on the mouth for the band of Kermit. 395 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:46,680 It's because the noise. It sort of sounds like Kermit. 396 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,040 It's also not that they confuse with the Chinese finger trap. 397 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,600 I'm so sorry. So yeah, they brought out a 398 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:02,560 really family friendly mascot, which they didn't introduce what 399 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,400 that was or say what it was. No reference to whatsoever. 400 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,840 See. See, when you try and be quirky, 401 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,280 you're not being quirky. It was the crowd to be quirky, 402 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,360 and let's say that. What was the demographic? 403 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,200 They're pierced. Neurodivergent Children. 404 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,920 Right. Yeah, DJ Group good. 405 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:24,680 David Boyle. Yeah, it was a lot of it was 406 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,720 weird, like, it's not. I thought it would be loads of 407 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,360 people like us. Yeah, none. 408 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,760 Very WWE guys, no? No guys at all. 409 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,680 Very WWE adjacent that crowd. We were sitting beside a phone 410 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,480 like. WWE. 411 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,000 No adjacent but you do. You guys love WWE, not me. 412 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,280 I know, but. I'm saying the crowd that was at 413 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,600 that was very adjacent to the crowd that was at WWE. 414 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,120 But you're a guy, you said. I thought the crowd was going to 415 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,720 be like us, but they were actually WWE. 416 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,400 Yeah, but I'm. Currently, you'd never know I'd 417 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,800 like WWE from looking at, man. You look like the biggest WWE 418 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,880 guy in the world. No, I look like I just stand 419 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,760 outside my Lowrider flipping a coin and chain a toothpick. 420 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,000 Yes, true. Hey doll, that's what I look 421 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,840 like. I can't believe they didn't do 422 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,000 dare. Neither could I. 423 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,520 I was furious. Is that an urban myth that the 424 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,440 song was called there? And it was. 425 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,120 Just Shawn writer's accent or do you think they just said that 426 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,960 after? I think it is true you. 427 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,640 Better say that. The video for that was 428 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,680 brilliant, was big hit, yeah. It's. 429 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,840 There, I love it. You ever seen the video of him 430 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,960 doing it at the? Sorry, it's there. 431 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,720 Timmy Mallet on 1st that I might even do. 432 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,480 You know what they're they're, they're trying to be so weird. 433 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,400 They would get Timmy Mallet on. Oh, here's Timmy Mallet ice 434 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,240 skating in the Nip. Oh. 435 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,880 Euro Divergent The gorillas could drop a collab with anyone. 436 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,720 Not the gorillas. Gorillas. 437 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,880 Gorillas County Temple Liz Dennis and it would be about no 438 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,560 R. But if you said gorillas could 439 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,680 do a collaboration with anyone, then just animals. 440 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,960 If you said gorillas could just collaborate with anyone, then it 441 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,560 is just about the animals. So that's. 442 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,400 The rising Sun. Yeah. 443 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,240 I like. It it was good. 444 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,880 I'm so hungry. It's not part of the read. 445 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:08,000 I just mean on the side note, I'm so hungry sippers. 446 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,240 This episode of TV podcast is sponsored by none other than our 447 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,160 friends daily lights. Daily lights are making 448 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,080 unbelievable food in the in the in the mountains of mourn. 449 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,000 They're not in the mountains, but it it the best based on one 450 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,480 point. You can say the mourns. 451 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,160 You know we're talking about unbeliev throw that read the one 452 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,200 side. 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Not just in Luke but in taste, 477 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,840 in the chiller sections of Central Boots, Sainsbury's Super 478 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,480 Values Bar and even the big Tesco deli lights. 479 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:57,000 A better way to sandwich in the heart of County Down the 480 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,520 mountains. I guess someone shouted. 481 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,800 It was a weird crowd. Someone shouted at me for 482 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,000 singing. Because you were singing songs 483 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,560 from the musical Evita on loudspeaker I. 484 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,920 Was singing Melancholy Hill when it came on, Great song. 485 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,600 And some guy literally put his arm around me and went, oh, look 486 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,480 at this guy. Mr knows the words, the songs, 487 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,720 Everyone look at this guy. He knows the word and was 488 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,720 getting like everyone was looking. 489 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,480 I'm like, yeah, we all, we all know the words. 490 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,680 But you know what a tough one is? 491 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,600 But he what a Dick to do that. But also it would make you 492 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,240 unconscious about singing after because then you are aware you 493 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,640 are Mr Know the Word. Because my mates were laughing 494 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,640 at it and I was like, have I done something that's like 495 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,040 really silly so. The guy was. 496 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,160 Fucking the kind of guy who goes to gorillas and shouts of people 497 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,600 for singing along. He was a weird. 498 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,640 I would had a word with them if I was there and I get that. 499 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,640 Do you? I don't like that it. 500 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,240 Was all those like my mates were laughing but I was like, have I 501 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,680 done something that's really funny? 502 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,800 And then after they were like, no, we were laughing because 503 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,720 that's the most mental thing I've ever seen. 504 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,280 Literally going, he knows the words. 505 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,360 No, it didn't make me upset. It just made me go, where the 506 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,880 fuck am I that I went to a concert, sang along and he's 507 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,960 like, look at this guy. Knows the words, the things. 508 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,720 Oh, you're cool. You could have just played it 509 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,760 back on him and been like, look at this guy doesn't know the 510 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,840 words. Yeah. 511 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,080 I mean, it was more. It was more like, let me go. 512 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,480 Melancholy Hill is still on. Yeah. 513 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,320 And I've waited 10 songs to hear one. 514 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,560 I know. And to be honest, yeah, you 515 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,840 don't know all the words because who knows all the words? 516 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,880 Like there was there was songs that would come on and then the 517 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,960 family next to us and then the other family also next to us 518 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,680 were like screaming and yelling. I said to my dad, what is this 519 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,600 1? He would go. 520 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,840 I don't know. But they seem to think it's 521 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,320 good. I. 522 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,600 Probably know 5 gorilla songs. That's generous as well. 523 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,400 I think I could give you 3. Oh, I thought you were a super 524 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,760 fan. No, not even. 525 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,400 See, I thought I would have known more than I did. 526 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,880 Yeah, because I listen to them a lot. 527 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,160 And even then I'm still like, I don't know, fucking half of 528 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,440 these. But like you were saying, see, 529 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,600 when the cartoons came out at the start, like on the screen, 530 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,880 like Damon album, album came out and people were like, all right, 531 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,440 OK. And then the drummer came up on 532 00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:02,440 screen and fuck me, it's like. Yeah, they would. 533 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,880 We know you're the guy behind it. 534 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,600 Yeah, yeah. Be behind it. 535 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,760 They're in the like the comic books and the the yes, the lore 536 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,120 behind it all get you. They're more into that than the 537 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,920 music. That whole part was cool with 538 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,800 the the screens and like them doing all the weird shit to be 539 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,840 honest. Yeah, like the animation was 540 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,760 impacted like literally the most I've ever seen in the Odyssey. 541 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,760 It was bungling. But again, very chill. 542 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,440 There was a girl at the end, right? 543 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,960 And they brought her out and she was a, she was a black girl with 544 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,560 pink hair and like, no, but she, I noticed I was listening to her 545 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,520 and I was like, she sounds like Morrissey. 546 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,720 Right. Do you think it was? 547 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,440 It might be Morris. Oh, and a cost. 548 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,200 You know what? You. 549 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:45,840 Mean Neil Morrissey Maybe I'm badly mate. 550 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,400 Do you not remember? Maybe I'm badly. 551 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,320 Yeah, no. Cheated with Amanda Holden on 552 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,680 Les Dennis. Can I tell you something? 553 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:59,120 Well, he knows pop culture. Yeah, it was. 554 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:03,000 It was the romance of the 90s. Thing is, you know that people 555 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,640 are like, I couldn't make that. No ma'am. 556 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,120 Haven badly was like just two. Shaggers. 557 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,440 What is it? Maybe haven't badly. 558 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:17,400 Yeah, best theme ever. That sounds like a gorilla song, 559 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,480 genuinely. Probably played it last night. 560 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,680 But Damon see Damon see blur have some phenomenal song, some 561 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,000 phenomenal albums, but I go let that be enough. 562 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,800 Don't be getting on weird. She being all expressive and all 563 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,040 and interviews and all and like wearing all weird gear they're 564 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:34,840 on. They could he mate. 565 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,320 See why Liam Gallagher hated him? 566 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,160 Yeah. Because is it Noel gets on with 567 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,200 them and Liam can't? Yeah. 568 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,840 No, they did. They did a song, didn't it? 569 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:42,960 Yeah. Didn't it? 570 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,200 Yeah, it's on the gorillas. Sorry. 571 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,280 I like, it's not great, but I mean The thing is when you're 572 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,640 that weird, you'll have a lot of messes and stuff where you go 573 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,040 this is quite shit. But then when it hits, it 574 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,160 fucking hits like. Yeah. 575 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,280 Now let me ask you, you go to the show, you bearing at the 576 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,040 show. I wasn't meant to and then one 577 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:04,960 of my friends was driving, so when I never left home, start a 578 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,640 clock. You understand you? 579 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,920 Watch out. Well, he's just out. 580 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,440 Of course. Yeah, Murphy's. 581 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,120 Here he goes. Murphy's great. 582 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,200 No coffee. Well, back in there it was he 583 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,760 goes in Newcastle at the stand. The guy, Leo, he was looking 584 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,920 after us was like, can I get you guys a drink or anything? 585 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,440 I was like, I'm good water while he goes. 586 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,400 Well. The usual, you know, whatever, 587 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,360 like you start drinking last week and you've never been here. 588 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,200 But well, he goes, I, I'll take Guinness and your man goes, we 589 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,760 actually don't do Guinness here, but we'll have another state and 590 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,320 it's some like Scottish state or whatever. 591 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,040 And well, he's like, not only be a Guinness man, but I'll take 592 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,800 it. And your mom brings it in. 593 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:51,160 Well, he takes the step of it goes it's, it's, it's, it's 594 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,320 quite different together. And I was like, you know, how do 595 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,400 you even know? How do you even know? 596 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,760 And then he goes, that's not bad man. 597 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,720 He goes because normally I'd be a Guinness man, but there since 598 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,000 last Tuesday, I've been a Guinness man. 599 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,760 But this is alright, this is alright. 600 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,680 And then he was on the Scottish Guinness like. 601 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,400 I. Wasn't he knocks in Barkley? 602 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,240 Didn't drink a single Guinness in Glasgow by the way. 603 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,640 No, sorry. Because he haven't started. 604 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,520 I'm a liar. You are a liar because it did 605 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,040 but. Also and Kenny O'Shea as he did, 606 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,760 yeah. But also, you introduced me to a 607 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,760 lovely Pete Jubal. Oh, don't even bring it. 608 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,960 Why you tried to be fun of me? Why bring it up in front of me? 609 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,840 It's just going to annoy. Me right? 610 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,760 He tried to get me on them and he gave me a candidate or 611 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,880 society gave me a candidate when he was just getting the know 612 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,600 meals and I think I should have just texted him and like me that 613 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,960 was lovely thank you. But I just replied and was like 614 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,080 stinking. He didn't even reply. 615 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,800 No he didn't. I had to watch a live podcast 616 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,640 and he was like a slap talking my name into the mud actually 617 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,360 Which? Is where that Peach Jubal should 618 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,360 be. No, I I thought it's a gluten 619 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,720 free vegan beer. I thought Shane might appreciate 620 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,760 it. Yeah, got him. 621 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,280 Now if he'd have found it himself. 622 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,960 Oh yeah, without you telling them it would be the best beer 623 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,040 you've ever. Fucking heard of? 624 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,080 But because you gave it to him. Yeah. 625 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,120 He's do you know what he is done with me? 626 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,760 Can I tell you something? See backstage in hot water, he 627 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,360 told me to fuck off in an in an angry way. 628 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,680 He lost the head. I I've been trying to make him 629 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,840 lose the head for about 10 years and he's never lost a head. 630 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,880 Like me and Willie have a dynamic say anything to each 631 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,880 other, blind each other and he was backstage in hot water and 632 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,520 if he was doing 5 minutes because of the football, we we 633 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,200 had a very short show. He's on the E notebook obviously 634 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,560 backstage and he's stressing out about writing down the material 635 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,560 he's going to do. He's writing 3 words, right? 636 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,960 He's to go and remember 3 jokes. And he's like sitting there 637 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,920 stressed about it. And he goes, he makes the 638 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,120 mistakes. And now there's loads of people 639 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,920 in the green room. So Danny Max Air, Tony Carroll 640 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,320 column. So everyone's catching up and 641 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,160 they're trying to talk to him, but he and he's sort of going, 642 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,560 yeah, he goes on, I'm just doing this. 643 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,120 And I can tell he just wants a bit of peace and quiet. 644 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,200 But he doesn't go anywhere. He just stays in the middle of 645 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,840 the green room. And he made the mistake of 646 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,120 saying to me, just leave me alone for a minute and need to 647 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,280 do this. That's a red ride, dude. 648 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,120 I kept asking him loads of questions and like kept bringing 649 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,760 people over to him and being like, well, he was well, he was 650 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,960 saying, well, what were you saying to him? 651 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,760 And like, there's too many people talking and too many 652 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,680 people there. And he goes, Shane, fuck off. 653 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,080 And I have never been happier in my life. 654 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,560 I burst out laughing And then he knew it was funny and he just 655 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,880 gave me this look and there's we notebook and I guess. 656 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:33,200 Like kill Shane, obviously I. Was fucking so annoyed. 657 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,280 That's brilliant. It's because when you're trying 658 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,920 to write something down and someone's just in your ear and 659 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,920 you end up writing down what they're saying, I just have to 660 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,040 do not. And then I was like, people kept 661 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,560 talking to me. I'm like, I'm making the effort 662 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,120 to speak, Daddy, stop bringing me and stop including me. 663 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,240 Go away. I'm trying to be we barred in 664 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,600 the corner with my notes. We barred, We barred. 665 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,200 We Willy the barred. Yeah, we were bored. 666 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,080 Yeah, fuck you. It was great we night though, we 667 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,960 had some drinks in Liverpool it. Was brilliant. 668 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:00,840 I didn't. You did. 669 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,520 It was brilliant. Brilliant, Sally. 670 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,680 No, I did. You did. 671 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,760 You did. On the beers I was on the beard. 672 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,160 I don't remember I. Ordered a Bangladesh Smart off 673 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,320 ice for the room. I had a Smirnoff ice heat. 674 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,240 It was the weirdest great. Like people drink kind of beers 675 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,320 and stuff in the green room and they unbelievable thing about 676 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,280 hot water, one of the many unbelievable things, QR code. 677 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,280 So it's all you know, Yeah, still table service. 678 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,400 And the waitress came in with just a bucket of Smirnoff ice 679 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,000 and someone was like, they're enough for here. 680 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,720 And he goes, they are. And he was dishing them out 681 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,920 like. Someone. 682 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,200 Added algo pop and then 2 beers off my head I think it was 683 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,440 stomach pop. Someone was I was in it a couple 684 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,560 of weeks ago for the new act night and someone ordered no 685 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,440 joke chicken goujon to the green room and I thought is it a new 686 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,320 ACT nightmare? Fucking give your head a wobble 687 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,000 here. Right, completely what I mean. 688 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,000 Yep, Yep. How did you get on over there? 689 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,160 OK, the the podcast was better. I felt like Oh yeah. 690 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,640 Well, I I heard. Good things about that. 691 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,400 I'm glad they said we had been to you over. 692 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,800 Last week doing. The podcast and it was 693 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,320 brilliant. They had a guy on the week 694 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,000 before me. Who The fans didn't love a poker 695 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,880 player. And I was doing my homework. 696 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,600 I was reading the comments and I was like, this is what I'm in 697 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,560 for here. They didn't like the poker 698 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,840 player, but they didn't mind me. But he might have just been 699 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,640 dealt about hand. He was bluffing, I think. 700 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,360 Nice. I don't know anymore. 701 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,960 You follow. Yeah, well, I sort of went. 702 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,080 All in in the podcast, like, yeah, you the nose. 703 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,320 Triggered. Yeah, he just gave up. 704 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,480 Oh yeah, because I know. I know you're sitting on a pun. 705 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,920 There doesn't you want to throw in and I can't really raise the 706 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,560 energy. He's going in blind. 707 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,120 Yeah, check in all my. Hammers, yeah. 708 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,520 Check in Gougeons in the green room. 709 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,920 Guess what I'm doing tonight? Why are you doing tonight? 710 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,040 No, you tell me you're doing. No, that wasn't cute. 711 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,880 That was a deaf guy. I'm doing a gig tonight. 712 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,280 What are you doing a gig tonight? 713 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,240 Royal Albert Hall. Oh, the oh right. 714 00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:00,160 Before veer das. Based a name comedian in the 715 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,920 world. Oh, right, yeah. 716 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,440 What so I'm very. Aware it's April Fool's Day 717 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,320 today. Yeah, but yesterday my agent 718 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,720 said would you like to perform at the Royal Albert Hall? 719 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,440 And I said, let's relax. I think over the run of that. 720 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,880 So theatre thing, there was like 900 people. 721 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,240 Yeah. Well, Albert, all is like 5000. 722 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,880 I said not yet. He goes no, no, no, no, no. 723 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,640 Would you like to, would you support a comedian at the Royal 724 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,200 Albert Hall tomorrow night, which is tonight? 725 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,960 I said, yeah, Now in my head, I'm going, has it sold really 726 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,880 badly? And they're just looking to get 727 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,360 a few comedians on and asked us to put it out and then blah, 728 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,040 blah, blah. And that's one of my only nights 729 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,720 off. He goes sold out. 730 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,800 Veer Das, who's an Indian comic, Couple of Netflix specials, 731 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,640 millions of followers online, unbelievable. 732 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,040 Stand up, completely sold out. I'm going after this. 733 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,760 What are you going to do for that? 734 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,000 Crowd. I was literally thinking just. 735 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,360 My set in India. Go ahead. 736 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,640 What's that? Sound like let's give us one of 737 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,800 your jokes. No, I'm doing it in the Indian 738 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,880 language in my own. Accent. 739 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,560 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that, yeah. 740 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:13,840 Don't know. Let's hear that, T. 741 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:16,760 I'm doing my tea but so I'll just be saying tea translates 742 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,719 the same. No it does. 743 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,040 What about? The build up to. 744 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,719 That what's what dialect. Of a meeting you're using, Huh. 745 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,400 Not doing any of my Doctor Who stuff. 746 00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:30,080 But I I got done by an April Fools. 747 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,040 Sorry, I got done by an April Fools thing today that Iceland 748 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:37,040 were doing Doric bread and it was a Doric but garlic bread and 749 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,800 I thought fucking hell that's a big box, but it was obviously 750 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,639 April Fools. I'm actually sad now. 751 00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:42,679 It's how buzzing. Were you? 752 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,440 I was like I just. Want to buy at the sea? 753 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,000 Like it wouldn't even fit my air fryer. 754 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,880 I don't know what sort of thing you were cooking in. 755 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,639 There's a thing of April Fools that. 756 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,520 When they're really shite, it kind of annoys me, yes, because 757 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,520 people fall for it. Heartbeat, Like oh guys, we've 758 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,560 just, we're not selling beer anymore, only joking. 759 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,760 We are. And you're like, I'd be better 760 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,200 if you didn't say anything. Some Sunday league team. 761 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,760 Yeah, new signing. Messy outside the ground and his 762 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,240 heads bigger than the running and people underneath. 763 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:13,160 How did you pull this off and then comment underneath it? 764 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,800 Fuck. Shit, crap who used to annoy me 765 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,800 more than anything in the world. When they pretend that a 766 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,960 friend's movie was coming and they took little snippets of all 767 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,160 their spin off, all their TV shows, put them together, it 768 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,760 made no narrative sense. Yeah. 769 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,720 And they're all from different eras and different things, 770 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,320 different quality of like because in that. 771 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,680 Cougar town thing. Yeah, the Courtney was that 772 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,000 Courtney Jennifer Aniston was in a couple episodes. 773 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,400 Yeah. So they have them in a scene. 774 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,360 Yeah. And they're like new movie 775 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,800 coming out. It makes no sense. 776 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,520 It looks shit. There's everyone under it. 777 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,040 We're so going to this. That's the nicest thing I've 778 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,640 ever. Heard but there's a scene from 779 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,200 that one. Where they literally it's from 780 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,400 Episodes and they literally go Matt LeBlanc, didn't you play 781 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,840 Joey and you're like, well, that's certainly not going to be 782 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,440 in the friends movie. They just. 783 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,880 Call them by their fool. Me. 784 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,000 Yeah, why me up? I've fallen for April Fools 785 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,200 before. Yeah, it's early in the morning 786 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,760 and you have to get me just awake. 787 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,680 Yes, you have to do it before 12:00. 788 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,600 I don't know why that's a rule. I know. 789 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,320 Yeah, because I used to. When I was a kid. 790 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,800 Trying to coming home from school and my mom had this 791 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,960 rhyme. But if you did it, it's like 792 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,560 April, April Fools has been gone and you're the food for carrying 793 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,840 on. I'm not used to get into my 794 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:21,560 fucking head like fuck you. What's this time limit about? 795 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,120 She swamped about it I. Don't know, she just loves slam. 796 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,320 Dunking that, dropping bars on. My dad used to get me. 797 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,240 Like just for I was going to school April Fools when I was 798 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,680 younger, he'd be like I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm going to die. 799 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,080 And then the adoption 1. He always got me with the 800 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,400 adoption. Yeah, every he'd be like meant 801 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,440 to tell you're adopted and I go very good. 802 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,480 What do you mean? I was like April, April Fools. 803 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,280 He's like, I did not deal. It wasn't then he would show me. 804 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:50,720 He forged these forms and everything you know, that's 805 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,480 commitment. That's a great. 806 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,400 One and he would do it on Christmas and all I still. 807 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,760 Kept. Sorry, but he still kept. 808 00:36:54,760 --> 00:37:00,520 It up to this day we find you and abandoned the backgrounds 809 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,320 water good one show me photographic evidence do. 810 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,920 You remember the the you weren't. 811 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,920 There for this in Manchester that's just reminded me of 812 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,160 something remember that bar that kept closing really early the 813 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:17,720 hotel bar Oh yeah because the. Mobiles was on the mobile was 814 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,000 right beside our hotel in Manchester and there was a lot 815 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,120 of like, man then wanted the pints. 816 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,560 Yeah, and they weren't giving them. 817 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,040 And I tell you what, I think of it had been the Brit Awards or 818 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,440 they Ivor Novellos that he kept the bar open. 819 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,520 Yeah, because they were looking at the hotel, was looking at 820 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,040 everyone like there were pieces of shit. 821 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,320 Oh, really? People just wanted a drink. 822 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,280 And then what they did was they closed the snack bar, which you 823 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,440 can see. It's not like a shop you walk 824 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,840 into. Yeah, it's part of reception. 825 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,440 They fucking cordoned it off and self, self, self-service. 826 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,400 And you're not in the fight over a bag of many Cheddar's. 827 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,320 Like you wouldn't. Let me have them. 828 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,800 You went there, racist Manchester hotel. 829 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,960 Well, that's not for me to say. What I will say is I complained 830 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,160 about a member of staff the next day. 831 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,440 You don't even know this because you weren't there. 832 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,200 I don't even know about that. I complained. 833 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,280 About a member of staff I would. Never ever do that. 834 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,920 What would What do they do? That made you so she. 835 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:09,440 Looked at you like, I literally was like, I have a suitcase in 836 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,040 storage. I was like, would I be able to 837 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:16,480 get the my suitcase please? And she went like this what she 838 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,240 went, what I said I have a suitcase in storage. 839 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,800 Could I get it? And she said, I'll get it for 840 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,960 you now. And I went no rush. 841 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,240 And then I went, thanks very much for that. 842 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,600 And she just completely ignored me. 843 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:36,000 And then I went down. I forged my spa voucher so you 844 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,600 always will tell. I booked it because it had a wee 845 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,280 sauna in a gym and they said well catch me if you can't shit. 846 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,960 Turned the seven and then 9. And they're like 26 and the. 28, 847 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,840 you have to buy a spa pass even though you're staying in the 848 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,400 hotel. It's like you ought to pay £15 849 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,520 for it. So what I did was it was valid 850 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,560 for the days you're staying there. 851 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,200 So for me it was 25th to 26th. I got a pen, turned that 6 into 852 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,920 an 8. I go down after she was rude to 853 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,760 me. I get my stuff, I go down, use 854 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:07,480 the gym and the sauna. I come back up I have to hand 855 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,000 something back in Miss Bob Haslam. 856 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,480 And again I went thanks very much. 857 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,760 And she went and took it. And then as I'm walking away a 858 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,560 woman goes up to the counter to ask something and that woman is 859 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,200 a Dick to her. And I watch it happen and the 860 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,040 woman walks back to work or stuff with a face like this and 861 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,120 looked at me and went and I said I know. 862 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,640 And she went. Do you think she's? 863 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,720 Really rude too and I said. Yes, she said. 864 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,080 I thought some she was. I thought I was imagining that, 865 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,040 how rude she was. And I said I'm going to 866 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,440 complain. And she went yes, what way did 867 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,240 you complain? Did you go? 868 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,080 To like another member of staff or did you do it online? 869 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,640 I was getting a coffee in the bar. 870 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,280 And asked to speak to a manager. Oh, you're a car? 871 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,240 Mate, do you know what she might have been? 872 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,480 Having like a really bad. Day like her dog might have died 873 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,120 or something. She was about 24. 874 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,880 You don't have bad. Days of 24 if you're getting on 875 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,080 like. Out something better have 876 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,560 happened to you, because that can't be your allergy. 877 00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,960 You know what? I'll. 878 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,280 Kill your dog if you tell. If you didn't, you wouldn't kill 879 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:02,720 a dog. You're. 880 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:06,080 Terrified of them I saw would kill you I saw tracked the first 881 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,480 hand, the other. Night we met up. 882 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,760 In the juice jar on the over road for a smoothie, right? 883 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,280 Yeah. And a woman comes in with her 884 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,600 two. He had a Berry blast out of 885 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,960 Guinness that. I brought with me. 886 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,880 It was a PB and J. Don't even fucking listen to me 887 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,480 this. Woman came in with her. 888 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,520 Two dogs and a nice spaniel and like, I don't know what the 889 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,080 other one was, he was like a month or something, but they 890 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,600 were lovely. That spaniel came up to me. 891 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:31,680 I was stroking away and talking about the dogs to the woman and 892 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,800 I'm stroking her and the dog. That's where he says stroking. 893 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,440 Away, Alec. You're stroking the dogs. 894 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,480 We no. It was. 895 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,560 It was called Tara, actually. Which makes it weirder that I 896 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,320 was stroking its vagina. I wasn't, I wasn't. 897 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,880 Said you were you. Will you? 898 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,600 Know. What it's Where do you live for 899 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,080 it? I was playing with a dog I. 900 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,440 Could find it. I know where they are roughly. 901 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,320 Roughly. You're not getting better than 902 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,040 that. Yeah. 903 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,080 And. All the yeah out of. 904 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,760 Dogs vagina puns That's that's up early and. 905 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,120 The other dog was getting jealous and all the attention I 906 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,240 was giving Tara and so bear this dog was called. 907 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:13,040 I found out later went up the Willy to get away stroke and 908 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,280 he's going like he would have thought track was in the room 909 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,360 and I and he does do that. And your woman goes, do you know 910 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,560 like dogs? No, he goes no. 911 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,440 And she goes they're all right, though, they won't do anything. 912 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,000 He goes, I just really don't like them. 913 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,480 And then she was like, no, they'll they'll desensitise you. 914 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,520 And he goes, no, I'm sorry, I really just don't like dogs. 915 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,440 And then because we walked when you don't like. 916 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,400 Dogs it's it's it's so impossible to a dog owners mind 917 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,280 that you don't want to be around. 918 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,760 They're like nobody's friendly. They're like, you're not hearing 919 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,800 me. I just don't want to be. 920 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,360 We were walking off the train in. 921 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,840 Manchester And there was a dog coming up and no, there was a 922 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,280 small wolf and. He he, he got. 923 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,320 Under my wing, he got under daddy's wing. 924 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,160 I would come here to case on. There was a small. 925 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,720 War wolf. It was a big wolf like. 926 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,600 But he freaks out, don't they? You know what I do? 927 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,200 You know what he. Loses all his cockiness, don't 928 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,960 they, when he. Sees with dog yeah he's all 929 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:13,000 vulnerable Well can we please talk about that Barber don't. 930 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,400 Just don't go into specifics on. Where it is, I'm not going to. 931 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,920 I would be scared. Yeah. 932 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,360 He'll come for us like. We said. 933 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,200 Manchester will get a wee haircut. 934 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,800 We just had a wedding afternoon so I'm going to get a haircut. 935 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,640 He goes perfect, I'll join you. I was a bit annoyed at that the 936 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,800 moment. No, I didn't. 937 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,240 I would I'll be that'll be a cute cutie voice thing that So 938 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,440 we went and got her haircut and it was like a walk-ins play 939 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:41,920 place. And I said to the guy like, does 940 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,440 it suit? Like can I get a haircut? 941 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:47,800 And he goes, are you booked? I said no, he goes, well, I'm 942 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:52,080 going to have to book in here. And I went right. 943 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,600 And he goes over to the online thing and he has to book me in 944 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,640 and then I go, oh, he wants his haircut too. 945 00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,440 And he was like, he's regionally, Yeah. 946 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,760 He's like, just the haircut. And I went beard. 947 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,120 He's like, that's a separate box. 948 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,200 I have to click here. Yeah, like they'd say this. 949 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,680 But then I would say it was the most intense haircut I've ever 950 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,440 had because I'd said the Willy just before this. 951 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:19,760 We'll be getting into too many situations where like people, 952 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,560 people were talking about stand up as in like tell us a joke. 953 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,080 Kind of like anytime we were people, like what do you do? 954 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,840 We all were doing stand up. It just got to an annoying 955 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,840 conversation. So I went I'm just doing some 956 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,960 different. So the guy I sat in the Barber 957 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,680 share, I go, OK, what do you do? I said I'm a journalist because 958 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,120 I study. I study journalism. 959 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,640 I know, but that's. Just as likely to open up a lot 960 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,120 of questions I know read is an. Article Fox. 961 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,000 Bricklayer. Well, they might go lay as a 962 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,080 brick. Now I look at your haircut. 963 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,760 I don't think you say what do you need bricks for this guy? 964 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,600 Don't, don't even don't question because he would. 965 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,640 So he was a former soldier? Right, right. 966 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,800 He goes, what do you do? I said, I'm a journalist. 967 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,840 He goes, did you see that video on tech talk of that journalist? 968 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,640 Then around he was talking, then the bomb went off behind him. 969 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,240 I said, no, I don't really watch stuff like this. 970 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,680 He goes, he goes, would you be doing stuff like that? 971 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,280 I said, no, I'm, I just work in an office. 972 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,400 I'm a, I'm a sports journalist. He goes, oh, so you're a pussy 973 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,000 then? And I went, yeah, because I'll 974 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,160 go looking for bombs to go off near me. 975 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,960 I said yeah. And he, he goes, I said no, it's 976 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,520 just football. I go and get in the conversation 977 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,000 with football with them. He goes, by the way, most 978 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,880 aggressive haircut I've ever got, right? 979 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,600 He goes, I said, are you a football fan yourself? 980 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:43,200 He goes, makes me fucking sick. I said, what football you use 981 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,040 the amount they get paid you soldiers get 17 grand a year. 982 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:52,600 I said right, you use well fuck footballers get that. 983 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,440 And he waited for an answer. I said, well, just I said, I 984 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,800 said I know what you mean, but I said, but generate the demand is 985 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,960 there to generate that that revenue. 986 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,760 And he's like, no, makes me fuck, does not make you sick. 987 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,920 And I went, yeah, makes me sick. This man has scissors to my head 988 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,960 now. There was a PlayStation there. 989 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,680 That I was sitting playing, I was playing GTA while this was 990 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,480 happening. So we're like just like a kid in 991 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,480 the front room while mummy and daddy are arguing and he was 992 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,960 watching me play GTA. The Barber. 993 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,400 He went, it's a good thing that exists because like it's, you 994 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,840 know, you take out your frustrations because if I didn't 995 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,160 have GTA, when you just go out the street just fought and 996 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,840 murder people and well, he went and seeing that. 997 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,240 Situation. You go yeah, yeah. 998 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:40,800 Well, he goes, no, I wouldn't. And your man's like, yeah, I. 999 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,760 Was like. Probably wouldn't like a. 1000 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,160 But it got just got. Intense to the point where like 1001 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,520 I was like, was there any other barbers in the place? 1002 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,600 No, no, just one Barber. In the. 1003 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,040 Whole shops in his shop and he goes, he goes. 1004 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,200 I I go, I go. Did did you learn barbering in 1005 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,680 the army? He goes, We're in wars. 1006 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,440 Why do I have time to call people, Sir? 1007 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,600 No, that's fairpoint on his, yeah. 1008 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,200 No, because they have. Downtown, they have. 1009 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,520 Buzz cuts and they cut each other's. 1010 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,240 Hair a lot of. Time so a valid valid question 1011 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:16,040 to ask but he goes no I was too busy trying not to die all right 1012 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,360 yeah and I'm I'm in the. Background be like, oh, you're 1013 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,640 spider man as well on this. Yeah, when he left. 1014 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,240 Didn't. Sit. 1015 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,120 Wait for my haircut. He just went back to the hotel. 1016 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,920 Oh, don't lie, I don't blame you. 1017 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,720 He was crying. I walked out. 1018 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,080 He also goes. He said where are you from? 1019 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,640 And I said Northern Ireland. He goes, He goes, I never got to 1020 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,120 go over there with the army. He goes, he goes, I wish I had 1021 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:43,000 though, and I went, OK, He said. He said, yeah, I would, I would 1022 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,480 like to make a difference. He goes, because we were, we 1023 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,840 were over there to protect all of you. 1024 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,680 And I went, yeah. That's grand the way it is. 1025 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,600 Exactly. On one side, I like it like I 1026 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,760 like it like it was very. I walked back. 1027 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,280 To the hotel with the big thing still room. 1028 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,880 It was very Mark Wahlberg. Talking about if he was on the 1029 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,880 plane, the 9/11, he deceived it. Now when you left, he got even 1030 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,080 more mental, if that's possible. Start talking to me about grime 1031 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,240 music and he makes his own AI grime music. 1032 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,360 I was like, oh, do you like, you know, make the beats or 1033 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,320 whatever? He goes, no, I just put it into 1034 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,000 AI and then it comes back with this one's called the Wob Wob 1035 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,280 Master. And it was just a song go. 1036 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,080 And then he yeah, but to my face, we kept really close and 1037 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,800 go I am the one master, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. 1038 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,320 I am the one Bob master. And I'm like this, I'm dying in 1039 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,640 this barbershop. Then he turned around. 1040 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:35,560 I swear to fuck, grown man went and dubs are the best thing that 1041 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:40,560 ever happened to music. Now, if you are 13 in 2009, 1042 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,680 that's a bit of a wild take. See, if you're mid 40s and 2026, 1043 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,560 that's fucking insane. Do you want me to tell you the 1044 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:51,400 most insane part of that story? On the way to the barbers you 1045 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,840 told me how good end ups were on the way to there, not after that 1046 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,440 very morning, and Dubs came up a conversation between US and you 1047 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,280 were waxing lyrical. But I was. 1048 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:01,760 I was. Because we're talking about the 1049 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,280 mobiles I remember setting up to watch and dubs when their first 1050 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,040 mobile. I know I'm not saying N dubs are 1051 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,240 bad, I'm saying it's insane to say you when N dubs when the 1052 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,480 first mobile. I'm just saying it's. 1053 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,720 Insane to say they're the best thing that ever have. 1054 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,080 Best thing that ever happened. Not Bach, not Beethoven, not The 1055 00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,720 Beatles. Nana and I is the best thing 1056 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:24,400 that's ever happened to music. I'd rather listen to that than 1057 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:24,760 beat. Home. 1058 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,720 Yeah, and we're not second. Beethoven on for the boys like a 1059 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,120 guy in my school. Said he shagged to Lisa when we 1060 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,880 were like second year and we were like, that's quite clearly 1061 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,320 not true. And he was like, no, it is I've 1062 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,400 got a number and everything and he would tax this number. 1063 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,440 It would tax back to him. And we're like, that's quite 1064 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,560 clearly not to Lisa. And we just never, we never 1065 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,360 found that like who it was actually. 1066 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,480 Imagine if the joke was on you. I could have been, yeah, but I. 1067 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,280 Went in which case she has some fucking things to answer for the 1068 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,560 Ben Lips got. Unless you went to school with. 1069 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,520 Phaser. Yeah, because they were in a. 1070 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,960 Relationship, right? OK, when the fuck were phaser? 1071 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,960 Until these are together. For most of end UPS. 1072 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,640 No, Yep. This must have been. 1073 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,600 After end up. Saying that they. 1074 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,560 Weren't together it up? Please. 1075 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,360 They weren't together while. The group is together. 1076 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,840 I know they weren't. I think they were. 1077 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,480 Was that be 1/3? Wheel and that be. 1078 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,560 Was Talisa's cousin. Oh sorry, that may be weird if 1079 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,040 he bought. It's still a. 3rd wheel though. 1080 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,800 It's not real. You're not third. 1081 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,040 Wheeling, if it's like a family of it, like what's it going for 1082 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,920 dinner with your mom and dad? We like, I'm just third 1083 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,840 Wheeling. Fucking spurt. 1084 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,120 They take the hard. On camera. 1085 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,920 I wish she likes me. Bro be honest with me doing she 1086 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,120 likes me. I'm going to give it a go 1087 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:41,720 tonight dated from mid 20 tenth to February 20 twelfth fucking I 1088 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,840 was in dubs time. I was wearing the end of N dubs. 1089 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,760 Yeah, that's. Insane. 1090 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:49,880 That was a time when. Like novelty, kind of like now 1091 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,160 we would look like see if someone like 10 she Strider 1092 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,120 tried to come like be an act No, you'd be like what do you do? 1093 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,920 Yes, Danny, but back then you could just put on a pair of 1094 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,400 glasses and sunglasses. You you needed a week catch. 1095 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,280 Phrase. They all had catch phrases. 1096 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,160 Tension striders. It would say fleet, fleet don't 1097 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,240 know why chipmunk we threw up a sea. 1098 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,040 Do you know we had a moment? Seize up, Do. 1099 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,760 You know, we had a moment. Tayo Cruz, dynamite, He was 1100 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,040 never going to follow that up. The world was in his palm. 1101 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,000 That's a phenomenal song. Break your heart just before 1102 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,440 that as well. Belter fucking great song. 1103 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,640 Belter, take me. Back with Tenshi Strider, Tiny 1104 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,440 Temple 2. Oh yeah. 1105 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,960 Oh yeah. He was. 1106 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,400 I saw him at. Tennant's vital one year class 1107 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:38,560 before Vici J Shaw, he. Had one song, like 2 songs yeah 1108 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,000 he down and do you remember? Oh, him, Yeah. 1109 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,600 John, what was the. First concert you. 1110 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:46,280 Went to the Prodigy. That's cool when I was. 11 that. 1111 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,440 Was just after invaders must die too young Gear, no. 1112 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:54,400 But my dad might have been. You're in a stroller watching 1113 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,200 smack. The bitch up. 1114 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,160 Where was it? Where was it, honestly? 1115 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,160 Oh, indoor falsity was there. Well, yeah. 1116 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:09,240 What is you mean but 20? Probably the age you should be 1117 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:09,920 for the. Prodigy. 1118 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,440 Yeah, Elevens. I mean, mine was Eminem, so I 1119 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:13,480 can't. Are you going next month? 1120 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,400 No, they're doing the. Prodigy called. 1121 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:22,720 Cox, he's done a three or vinyl set you go gonna have to give. 1122 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:25,280 Up on a miss, bro. I'm afraid I would be good. 1123 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,040 That actually would be good. I just hate when people be like 1124 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,840 because I have friends that are all in the DJ's and they're 1125 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,600 like, no man, it's fucking they're doing a back-to-back 1126 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,160 house groove set. I'm like, I don't, I don't know 1127 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,760 what that is. You know what? 1128 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,840 The back-to-back house groove set. 1129 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,840 Yeah, yeah, no, fuck. Women, they're doing a tech tech 1130 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,320 house drop, are they? I don't know anything. 1131 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,000 I'm going to that one with without too. 1132 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,040 Again, got a setting tickets and I was like, we can't go to the 1133 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,600 prodigy and court Cox sitting and he goes, I couldn't stand 1134 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,000 up. Matthew, I go, you're not even 1135 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,440 50 yet, And he goes, I'd have to jog on the spot or something. 1136 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,200 And then I swear to God. Sporting And then last night he 1137 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,360 says Sporticus. Yeah, LazyTown. 1138 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,160 I don't hear this. You ever seen LazyTown? 1139 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,840 What the? Fuck, you know that's. 1140 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,200 Banned the TV show ATV Shows. ATV Show. 1141 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:13,080 Phenomenal used to fetch in me. Was it like workouts for? 1142 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,040 Kids, basically. Yeah, like Joe, basically. 1143 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,720 Joe Wicks before. Joe Wicks, it was a superhero 1144 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:21,240 called Sporticus, and he would give kids sports candy. 1145 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,080 Just apples. Yeah, it's like Polish. 1146 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,920 Or something in it. Iceland. 1147 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,880 Oh yeah, Icelandic. Yeah, yeah. 1148 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:33,520 Polish. Icelandic, but they but then he 1149 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,920 said last night as well, when we're sitting there, he goes, 1150 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,480 I'd have to take a lie down after work or something if I was 1151 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:42,160 to go standing and I was like 48. 1152 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,400 He's not that much older. Than me. 1153 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,720 Your dad is not that much older than me. 1154 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,880 Do you know what? I would have missed your dad 1155 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,840 school by four years. He would have left school four 1156 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,600 years before me, my secondary, if I started first year. 1157 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,560 Yeah. And he's getting on, I guess. 1158 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,240 I mean. He's he's active, like he's not 1159 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,480 like a he's you know, he's like who's the gem and plays golf in 1160 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,440 the ring like fucking stand up. Can't be at the prodigy. 1161 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,600 I imagine your dad sleeps. Opera glasses after after work. 1162 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,320 I imagine he gets. On the couch, cross the legs, 1163 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,280 hands across the chest. Yeah, oh, why don't sleep on? 1164 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,000 The side down and all beside the sofa. 1165 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,240 Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't like the way you said. 1166 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,160 Oh, yeah. As if he's like, as if it's a 1167 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,600 problem. No, I meant like, Oh yeah. 1168 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,360 And then like that way in that way has a wee glass wine. 1169 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,000 Fucking does he know? Yeah. 1170 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,960 But yeah, but you can't set it up. 1171 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,680 No, no, it goes. You'll be starting. 1172 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,960 At the seat anyway, So what the fuck is the point of getting 1173 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,840 missing? And then he goes. 1174 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,240 I like the option of sitting down. 1175 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,560 Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. 1176 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:42,760 Gorillas come after Blur. Obviously I wouldn't call it's 1177 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,080 not a spinoff, but it comes off that it's already an existing 1178 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,240 thing and then he does something else off the back of it. 1179 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,720 Let me ask you what spinoffs we're better than the original 1180 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:55,360 and I can apply to anything. Not just music, any anything. 1181 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:57,800 ABBA No. What was? 1182 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,640 ABBA, Spinal, they all had separate success. 1183 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,480 In Sweden they all had number ones and then became like a 1184 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,840 super. He told me that the other the 1185 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,360 other week actually. He's very passionate about it. 1186 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,280 I went to the ABBA. Museum. 1187 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,600 That's one thing I. Learned argument for Better Call 1188 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,760 Saul. Haven't. 1189 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,800 Seen it yet? It's good, Joe and I. 1190 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,480 Started the other night the. Beast in me Claire Danes and you 1191 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:22,880 think supposed to be good find the first episode just like I'm 1192 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,000 waiting but I think I need to watch better calls Fraser 1193 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,520 absolutely spin off the tears it. 1194 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,360 Wasn't. Yeah. 1195 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:31,960 You know what? Here's a controversial. 1196 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:37,520 One spin off, in a way, I think Curb is so much better than 1197 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,120 Seinfeld. And I think Seinfeld is 1198 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,320 brilliant. Yeah, I agree. 1199 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,200 But I just think Seinfeld's here higher than nearly all shows. 1200 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:45,240 Yeah. And then Curb's there. 1201 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,440 Yeah. I really like Curb. 1202 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,880 I like Marty Funkhouser. Yeah. 1203 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,720 All right, Anton Deck. Is he dead? 1204 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,600 Yeah, he that, yeah. Most of them are. 1205 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,400 Dead all right. Anton Deck, Sort of. 1206 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,400 Eclipse Biker Grove. No, that's not as B you. 1207 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,960 Can call Anton deck as a concept of two guys. 1208 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,120 It's been off of the Q Biker of Alton deck. 1209 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,640 Is a great episode name, no? That's documentary. 1210 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,520 They can't say what you call your bandit. 1211 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,760 Uni I hate to do this, can I please? 1212 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,640 Run to the bathroom. No, mate. 1213 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,200 No like like. No, I've needed to. 1214 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,440 I need to I know, but it could be a clip fucking. 1215 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,720 Water you're trying it could. Be a great clip, please stay. 1216 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:24,640 Please stay piss yourself for the Instagram Guinness. 1217 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:25,600 He's away. He's away to. 1218 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,000 Ned for a pint. Seriously, it needs to be 1219 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,360 stopped with a Guinness. Not a single to be stopped, not 1220 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,400 a. Single Guinness in Glasgow, I 1221 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,000 know, but he's. But here's the thing, he goes, I 1222 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,040 hate talking about people's backs. 1223 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:41,840 He goes, I'm off the gluten. I, he said I can't have gluten, 1224 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,800 right? And now he's switched to 1225 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,120 Guinness, right? So and and. 1226 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,640 With food. Is good and things gone out the 1227 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,400 window so I tell you what he's eating more gluten than ever and 1228 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:56,200 consuming at every possible he's I was snorting bread at 1229 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,440 Manchester after the show. He's a problem. 1230 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,120 Where's been your favourite place in the Tour? 1231 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:01,680 So. Far. 1232 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:10,160 Places keep the top spot, keeps changing, keeps changing. 1233 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:15,200 Like more recently Leeds had it really lead, leads had it to the 1234 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,960 point where I went. Leeds might just have it for the 1235 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,000 tour, Leeds might just be it now. 1236 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,200 Are we talking like just the how? 1237 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,680 Good. The gig is or the whole city 1238 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,840 itself? No, we're just basing on the 1239 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,760 gig. The audience, how I felt. 1240 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:32,000 But then then the first Manchester show knocked leads 1241 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,560 off and I went, well, that's going to stay there for a while. 1242 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:41,800 Then Liverpool took it, then Newcastle, really. 1243 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,400 Because it was I. Think because. 1244 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,720 Newcastle was 2 shows back-to-back and normally when 1245 00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:49,280 you do that one is the weaker show, you go, that was all 1246 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,200 right, but then the next one was brilliant or vice versa. 1247 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,200 Usually you do the earlier 1, you go I was good and then you 1248 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,240 let when you go, oh that, that, that was it. 1249 00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,840 But when Newcastle they were because they were both so good. 1250 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:05,360 It takes over the one then you can't understand and you have 1251 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,920 you done it? No, I've been the Newcastle 1252 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,560 before. That place in Manchester look 1253 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,880 really cool. It's just a barn, yeah. 1254 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,920 It's literally just a barn. It's like a social, but it's 1255 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,400 called a social. Club Fairfield Social Club But. 1256 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,360 It's literally a barn to put a stage in. 1257 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,720 Yeah, looks, streamers behind it and I didn't think it'd be good. 1258 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:25,040 And then people have no mates that have done it. 1259 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,560 They would, trust me. You'll love it and it was 1260 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,040 brilliant. You have Scotland here soon. 1261 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,200 Yeah, don't you? Is it in the theatre this 1262 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,480 weekend? Deal 2. 1263 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,360 Yeah, it's a Little Theatre, isn't it? 1264 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,280 I think we walked past it. It's beside the place. 1265 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:41,280 He was doing his whip. Yeah, it looked cool. 1266 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,000 Do you want him to do it? When is it? 1267 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,840 Friday night I could. Yeah, you're. 1268 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,120 Going to do a short. Saddle if you want. 1269 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,200 Yeah, I just want to do it. Well, both time he's flying. 1270 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:57,240 Over. I'll check after that I'll check 1271 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,360 because I might I. Might have to get the boat or 1272 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,000 something. I'll check as well. 1273 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,280 You check first. Tell me I'll do some checking. 1274 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,240 I'll ask my mum, obviously. Do you want me to just speak to 1275 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,360 your mum directly? Yeah, you have her number, 1276 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,800 right? I'll just speak to your mum, 1277 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,640 thanks. But yeah, you could jump on 1278 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,040 dude, Yeah, that if you want. Then we'll just go after 1279 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,040 Glasgow. Edinburgh and then Aberdeen. 1280 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,560 Nice thinking about it in a wee SPL game. 1281 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,240 Thinking about wee Hibs game. Yeah, wee Hibs game on the 1282 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,920 Saturday. Get the Hearts game if you can, 1283 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:24,920 surely? They're not playing. 1284 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,480 They're not playing. That was a shite you went for. 1285 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,560 I just wasn't hiding but he loves getting. 1286 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,440 That much he does 3. Quarters of it and then he did 1287 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,120 the last quarter that actually is what happens when you. 1288 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:39,960 Drink. This to be fair. 1289 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,760 Sorry, that's right. I've just made, I've just said. 1290 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,160 He was asking me about Glasgow, who's like you were doing the O2 1291 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,120 and was just saying he can come over everyone's. 1292 00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,600 I hit him. Do we spot? 1293 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:50,920 No. Do we turn? 1294 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,320 We had a lovely time. We're dead. 1295 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,640 We. I'm sorry, I looked like I. 1296 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,000 Really hurt your feelings. We go back to box bar. 1297 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,280 Oh yes, he'd hit it. But Oh yeah, no, would you not 1298 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,520 what do? You hit by that, I'm not the 1299 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,760 next half. Chicken it's. 1300 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,640 Fried or is it a food place? Oh yeah, yeah. 1301 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,920 I'll have a beer after Edinburgh. 1302 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,640 I have 2 bottles of gluten free beer after the Edinburgh show. 1303 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,240 Lovely. And then we've got a cruise down 1304 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,280 to Aberdeen the next day. I'm very excited for that. 1305 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,920 I. Booked the hire car. 1306 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,800 To drive us from Edinburgh to Aberdeen, then back to 1307 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,440 Edinburgh, not realising that I'd booked our flight home from 1308 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:28,600 Aberdeen but. But I will write a tell all. 1309 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,120 Book of what it's like to travel with you. 1310 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,520 It's not. Someone will buy it. 1311 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,160 It's not. It's not I. 1312 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,720 Just need it to vent like it doesn't need to go on sale but 1313 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:39,480 in your notebook. I she's at you. 1314 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:45,400 I'm a fan of it too. But I booked it on booking.com. 1315 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,520 Free cancellation Council Don flying out of Aberdeen. 1316 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,160 Can't be Barson flying out of Manchester. 1317 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,880 That airport hates to see me live. 1318 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:57,400 See when I had to go. After so after my Manchester 1319 00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:02,560 show at a 10:00 PM flight home. So he see this guy see this guy. 1320 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,760 I love this guy. I joke with this guy. 1321 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,480 See that guy over there Julie is. 1322 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,400 He's a gentleman. He's a fashion. 1323 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:13,480 You're hey, stop doing yourself down. 1324 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,520 You're not just efficient. You know what? 1325 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,920 You know what I'm feeling. Really, I'm a. 1326 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,680 I'm a really. Nice guy, stop fucking talking 1327 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,880 about well you're a beautiful. Human being. 1328 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:25,920 Thank you mate because this guy will get you sorted right? 1329 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,800 I needed to get to the airport straight after the show to fly 1330 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,840 home. This man went out of his way. 1331 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,600 This man booked me an Uber, had it sitting waiting for me, 1332 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,480 walking off stage. As soon as I finished, I 1333 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,200 literally said thank you, walked off. 1334 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,680 The tech guy from the show wheeled my suitcase into my 1335 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,080 path. I took it. 1336 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,560 He went back on stage to thank the audience one last time. 1337 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,840 I put the bag in the boot of the Uber, straight to the airport 1338 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,680 and made it. And it was. 1339 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,880 And you know what? It's all thanks to this. 1340 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,040 Guy here couldn't have done it with him. 1341 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,040 Yeah, three buses deep were. You tight like on getting. 1342 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:02,160 Like to the we had like on timing, I was fine once you got 1343 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,800 that it's one. Of those ones, you you want to 1344 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,040 ask you rush like a man, you get there and you go. 1345 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,880 I could have taken it easier but but the but we got there. 1346 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,240 It was a wee slight delay, but that was alright. 1347 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,600 I had a wee coffee. I could see if a delay. 1348 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:18,120 Isn't too long, I like it. Why we got? 1349 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,000 We got, we got a wonder. Delay. 1350 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,840 So did the gaslight. We paid. 1351 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,600 I was cheaps. Getting paid for the cheapest 1352 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,000 flight was leaving it like fucking half eight in the 1353 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,160 morning. Got delayed until 1:00. 1354 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,720 Absolute gift and we were going. Early that day. 1355 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,120 Like we were going to do, you just got to stay in the hotel or 1356 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,560 you just. At the airport not being this 1357 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,880 going to Glasgow so we're. In a city airports bar and then 1358 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,080 when and then once we landed. Went to cinema and here I'll 1359 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,880 tell you one thing as well, Aer. Lingus what what a company if 1360 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,560 your flights gets if your flight gets delayed they give you a 7 1361 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,400 LB voucher in the bar free. And you know what? 1362 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,880 He's bad. He had a harp. 1363 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,560 I swear to God he had a harp. Martin McGuinness over here. 1364 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,880 Now The thing is also Aer Lingus. 1365 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,360 Is that going for Belfast City? Yeah. 1366 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,320 Does it get better than that? Yes. 1367 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,520 Does it get Aer Lingus or British Airways go to Belfast 1368 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,560 City absolutely every every day now. 1369 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,640 The only problem with Aer. Lingus at the city airport is 1370 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,920 the propellers either plane needs. 1371 01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,560 Push started like, yeah, no, I'm going today. 1372 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:17,920 I'm going international EasyJet. Do you know what I don't? 1373 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:21,440 Mind it, I'll do it if I have to do it. 1374 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,720 Yeah, City. Belfast City Airport. 1375 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,000 'S a treat. It is. 1376 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,080 It's a treat. Yeah. 1377 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,120 Yeah, it's nice to go. It's. 1378 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,760 It's a shadow airport to get there early for it, You're like, 1379 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,720 let's pint and you're like, there's no, you can have a pint 1380 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,800 there, but the atmosphere is no international. 1381 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,360 There's people looking at you like this, yeah. 1382 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,840 International fucking. Pumping stag these 1383 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,320 international. Airport is pumping. 1384 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,040 And every time. Do you know what? 1385 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,520 You'd book a. Flight to just go in, have a few 1386 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:49,720 pints, yeah, Mickey has done. That I'm fairly certain 100%. 1387 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,520 He just, he just stays on the plane to fly. 1388 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,600 Yeah, but no, I mean like when you're leaving. 1389 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,960 International, I've been going to like for work for places and 1390 01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,080 just watching side there's been like that looks like a fucking 1391 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,960 great attack. Yeah, yeah. 1392 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:04,400 That's a great the lagging bar. Are you going? 1393 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,920 To have how many? Pints you're going to have in 1394 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,640 Scotland this weekend, I'm not planning to. 1395 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,080 Which is way worse than planning to it. 1396 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,800 Means I have. One and they go before we go. 1397 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,760 I have to. Go go on the roll, Alberto. 1398 01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,920 It's not. It's Go Go console Scott Mills. 1399 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,000 You've never heard of him? I've heard of him like go, go 1400 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,720 see Scott Mills. I'm like, you were the dog. 1401 01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:39,200 You you have a big I I completely more I mugged you. 1402 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:43,360 How'd you mugged me him? You did. 1403 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,160 You did so. When he's going to Australia, I 1404 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,800 obviously couldn't go because my tour dates are at that point. 1405 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,040 Denzi's on tour with me. What the Shin do gets Denzi to 1406 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,240 do warm up for him because then you put me in a position where 1407 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,080 Denzi's like, is it OK if I go in these? 1408 01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,160 I can't go. No mate, you can't do a week in 1409 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,120 Australia. I need you in Aberdeen. 1410 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,160 Guys, please stop fighting over me. 1411 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,000 Please stop fighting over me. Gone. 1412 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:09,480 Yeah, yeah. Well, So what happened was. 1413 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,840 You know, me and Willie fucking travelled or whatever and I was 1414 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,640 like you good for Australia. He was made. 1415 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,720 It's my tour. I know, right? 1416 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,960 No worries. It's Willie's time to shine and 1417 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:27,600 the finally the bride. So he goes, he goes, I'm taking 1418 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:31,880 Denzie and like a month later I ask you, I go, who? 1419 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,680 Willie can't do it. And I go, do you know what? 1420 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,560 I'd like to go on tour with Denzi. 1421 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,480 And then you say, yeah, I'm good for those dates. 1422 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:39,600 You just need to check with Willie. 1423 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,640 And then I was like, it's fucking weird. 1424 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,640 Why do you need to check with Willie? 1425 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,120 And then you go, yeah, I can do it. 1426 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:50,440 And I text you. And I went, what's a crack here? 1427 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,320 Like, why didn't you have the check for you? 1428 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:55,360 And you went, he know I can't do my tour because he's doing 1429 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,040 yours. And I went, this makes total 1430 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,360 sense. Yeah, You know, I got someone to 1431 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,680 fill in though. Not revealing who it is, but 1432 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,520 very good actor. That means he doesn't have 1433 01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:05,320 anyone. He does. 1434 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,320 I do do, yeah. And if you think he's had 1435 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:10,000 Guinness this last week, yeah, he's going to be having a lot 1436 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,040 more. All right, Yeah, Yeah, I've 1437 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:13,200 brought apart I'm. Bringing a party? 1438 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,080 Guy all right, you tell me after I will. 1439 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,480 Tell you after it's the debauchery. 1440 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,400 Tour. It's. 1441 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:20,200 Yeah, things will not get done, put it that way. 1442 01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,079 There's going to be head to head. 1443 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:25,280 Beer Garden 3:00 AM Conversations actually don't 1444 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,760 want to restate. Anymore what are we getting up 1445 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:29,840 to do you know? No, I do. 1446 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,520 I do, actually. Please take me take badly. 1447 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:36,280 You only. Denzi. 1448 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,280 After the when the cameras are off, yeah, No, we're going to 1449 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,000 have a. Great time. 1450 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:44,800 Are we going to do some great white shark? 1451 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,920 Cage exploring? No. 1452 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,360 Here's what you're going to do. Anything you would. 1453 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,600 Do here. That's all you will be in a. 1454 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,800 Nando's. And he'll go. 1455 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,360 We're having a wild one. And you'll watch him eat Percy 1456 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,800 pigs. That's a wild one. 1457 01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,360 That's. What you'll be doing that's 1458 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,120 funny. We're going to. 1459 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,240 Get up, we're going to get a load. 1460 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,160 Of Sun C and A&E. We're going to eat nice food. 1461 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,480 We're going to eat eggs, sourdough and avocado. 1462 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,120 He'll walk you. We're going. 1463 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:14,120 To drink black coffee. We're going to work out. 1464 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,440 Yeah, you lost me at eggs, to be honest. 1465 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,640 We're going to go to the. Beach, we're going to go on 1466 01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,440 hiking trails we're going to explore. 1467 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,640 Yeah. And yeah, that's that's it. 1468 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,040 Everyone went hiking with a. Human daddy long legs. 1469 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,600 Do you know what? He thinks is. 1470 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:37,160 Peak few human physicality that I can walk and you know, in 1471 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,320 airports you've got the escalator and then over the one 1472 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:40,520 side you've got the stairs of people. 1473 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,880 Yeah, especially if I've been on a flight. 1474 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,760 I just want to take the stairs to stretch my legs, but I go up 1475 01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,800 two stairs at a time. He looks at me from the 1476 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,560 escalator like this. He's like, how is that possible? 1477 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,560 I know as a mammal mobility. Issues. 1478 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,320 It's unnecessarily bragging to me. 1479 01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:56,000 It's also like you've got a suitcase. 1480 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,960 And all with, you know, you don't need all that extra. 1481 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,080 You know, he's he's on my side with. 1482 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,600 This. You're walking enough as it is. 1483 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,760 See people that start the don't. Have ability issues that stand 1484 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:08,240 still on those moving because the travel. 1485 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,280 Later is the actual, the technical term for them. 1486 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,600 It's because you it speeds up your walking to get you to where 1487 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,280 you're going faster, correct. If you if you just stand still 1488 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:18,000 on it, you get there slower. Yeah, especially if you walk to 1489 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:21,600 a breast. Blocking everyone else to if I 1490 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,200 don't know I'm. Just laughing at breast to be 1491 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,720 honest. So I used to don't. 1492 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,960 I am. I used to I would have just 1493 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,000 waited behind people like that. If they're walking to a breast, 1494 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,480 yeah, I'm very or maybe going, excuse me, sorry. 1495 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,720 But now I'm very. I'm direct. 1496 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:37,680 Yeah. Yeah. 1497 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,320 Do you? Slap them or something? 1498 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,240 No, just say, excuse me, thank. You. 1499 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,520 Yeah. I you know what? 1500 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,000 I did you. Ever see in the London 1501 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,200 Underground and if you're meant to stand on the right, they let 1502 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:47,520 the wankers on the left overtake you? 1503 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:51,360 Yes, this guy's been to London. 1000 times for me never picks up 1504 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,000 on that concept. I have the lanyard. 1505 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,120 Rules don't apply to me. That's what I have before. 1506 01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,440 I told you where that lanyard people just let you do what you 1507 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,160 want in place on the. Play I just. 1508 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,760 Don't pay for things. I just walk out like, well, he 1509 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,360 doesn't know. Bless them. 1510 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,640 I'm smoking in the places change rooms also. 1511 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,360 But I do like that, like everyone. 1512 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,840 Just it's just everyone knows Barwelli to stay to one side. 1513 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,640 I like that, that there's a bit of, you know, you know, rules to 1514 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,479 society, but I don't like the people who overtake you anyway. 1515 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,120 Yes, really, you couldn't. Be in that much of A rush. 1516 01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:24,760 Right. OK. 1517 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,680 If you are drive, you're in an airport. 1518 01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:29,439 What? You're in an airport. 1519 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,000 Oh, sorry. Nowhere in this is underground, 1520 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,040 sorry. Yeah, OK. 1521 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,319 As I. Go to the Royal Albert Hall 1522 01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,279 here. But James Scott, my best 1523 01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:38,359 actually don't know. No, actually don't. 1524 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,120 Anything you want to plug and promote? 1525 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:44,479 I am on. Tour at the end of the year in 1526 01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:49,120 October and November I'll be in Glasgow, Aberdeen down South 1527 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,720 through the places Big show and Limelight. 1528 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,800 Come to that Glasgow is nearly sold out. 1529 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:57,840 Belfast sound very well, weirdly Portrush sound very well also. 1530 01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:00,200 I'll be doing the amber Fringe. I do have a venue in time SO 1531 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:03,120 website. Yeah, websites are cool, Yeah. 1532 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:05,840 Here. Goes the William Thompson 1533 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,840 comedy. Dot com like catch and talk 1534 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,600 podcast I'm. Getting I literally have good 1535 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,600 equipment on route so it's not going to be check quality 1536 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,479 anymore. We're going to have good guests. 1537 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:19,479 Maybe Shane will come down, who knows Well at some point just 1538 01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:25,319 but yeah, watch that on Spotify and YouTube please. 1539 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:28,160 We'll do one in Australia. Yeah, we'll do that in the 1540 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:29,359 kitchen. Of what? 1541 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:33,439 Our hotel, OK. In the kitchen of what is. 1542 01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:36,640 Somehow so profound. That was a gorilla song from. 1543 01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,240 Guys, thank you very much for watching and listening. 1544 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,000 Peace.