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Hello Sippers, and welcome to 
this week's episode. 

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This start of the week's live 
episodes of the Tea With Me 

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podcast here coming with you all
week from 11 ideally hopefully 

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to 1:00 through the rest of the 
week. 

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Unfortunately, if you're tuned 
in expecting there to be a 

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Nosferatu looking guy with hair,
she and Todd is not here. 

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He has had something happen that
he just had to go and deal with 

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and I respect that. 
So I fill in in last minute and 

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if anyone's capable to fill she 
and Todd's hole, says Guy. 

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So welcome to the podcast on 
today. 

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What is the 80th anniversary of 
the liberation of Auschwitz. 

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So whatever you're doing in the 
world, whatever happens to you, 

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remember the bad times and 
remember to love your fellow 

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human beings. 
Speaking of fellow human beings 

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that I love, I'm here with a man
that's always coming at you with

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good intentions and honourable 
soul. 

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What's your silly be saying? 
Capacity and good treatment of 

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fellow man. 
Yeah, that part. 

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It's Andrew Ryan. 
Hello. 

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There he is. 
He's here. 

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He's on the podcast. 
He's in Andrew. 

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You're looking. 
You're looking a wee bit. 

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Tired. 
You OK? 

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I'm very tired today. 
I'm not feeling I've I was. 

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I slept in for radio this 
morning. 

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I've still made it on time but I
didn't get up for my regular 

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shower. 
And you, you strike me as the 

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kind of guy who if there's a 
slight discrepancy in your 

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routine, yeah, it all goes to 
shit. 

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Yeah, clothes are laid out from 
the night before. 

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Shoes are by the door, laces 
open, ready to slide in. 

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There is no stone left unturned.
Keys are in the door as well, 

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ready to go. 
Car is turned around in a way so

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I can get a clean getaway out 
the out the out the house. 

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But this morning I slept in 
through three alarms and I woke 

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up 11 minutes later than I 
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So I had to change my routine 
this morning and just get out of

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the house. 
But I've made it in time, so it 

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was all that. 
Routine is less of a radio 

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presenter and more of a spy. 
Yeah, well, I've. 

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Got set it ready to leave in 
case you get scooped at any. 

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I was watching the night agent 
last night. 

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So the night agent, the night 
agent, OK, what's that about? 

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But a American like guy, he's 
like an agent. 

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Like a comedy agent or. 
You're like protecting the 

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president in America. 
It's fictional, obviously. 

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And it is that would encourage 
you to do the setup that you're.

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Oh, but like I try to maximise 
the sleep like this is a very 

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exciting, like maximise my 
sleep, you know, because I don't

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go to sleep till half 10. 
Oh wow, and that's not a usual 

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night. 
Like half 10s your usual go to 

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bedtime. 
Yeah, well, I got a cat. 

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No. 
Oh. 

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No. 
So the cats trying to train in 

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the cat to leave me alone after 
a certain time. 

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Try to like and the cat. 
This has been a wee bit of a 

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bone of contention initially 
because you didn't give your 

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blessing pre cut that you came 
home and the cat. 

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Was there? 
And how did you born? 

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Have you spawned? 
Yeah, we get on pretty well. 

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They don't do much like. 
No. 

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They're very independent, 
wouldn't be much crack out of it

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like. 
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Follows me around a little bit. 
Now it's a bit bit full on, but 

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like, you know, you kind of go 
to the toilet and you'd be 

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looking at you and you're like, 
all right, man, you know, I 

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mean, there's no need for you 
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I imagine you to be more of a 
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no? 
I wouldn't be an animal, but guy

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you know at all. 
Like I liked them but I wouldn't

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keep them. 
Like I have one no like but I 

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wouldn't be actively looking for
them like. 

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I actively trying to get rid of 
this cutters and. 

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No, but like it's fine, I don't 
have to walk it so. 

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Can you give it a name? 
I feel like it's very famous. 

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Finbar. 
Finbar, Yeah, Finbar, Ryan is. 

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In bar Ryan, the cash. 
Is that it's full name for the. 

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Ryan the Cat the 1st good 
looking cat like yeah, yeah, we 

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let the cat out known Lords 
water cats started coming to our

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house. 
No, I think my cat. 

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No, I think he's he's probably 
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Is it a dude cat? 
Always proper dude. 

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Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's 
proper legend. 

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And as he could, do you let him 
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He's bought. 
We let him in and out. 

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Like he goes out and then he 
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wants to get out. 
Oh shit, Ragnarok and is he? 

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Is he, is he like Megan, his 
mates round as he does the other

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cats they bring around? 
Do they fight? 

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Because that's something I, I 
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sounded like until I thought 
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murdered in my street. 
Yeah, I looked out. 

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There's 2 cats in the fence and 
I thought, oh, Gee, that's 

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absolutely terrifying. 
Yeah. 

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No, they doesn't fight. 
No, like, but I think he's 

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laying a scent down around the 
house so the other cats know 

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that that's his patch, like, you
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How do they this is just with 
pay. 

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They pay piss in your. 
House I don't know what the 

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animals do like I don't know the
the feeling world. 

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Do you see when you look at it? 
Because I imagine you'd be a bit

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of an animal sociopath. 
I can't see you haven't much in 

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the way of affection with a cat.
I know I do. 

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I do like to cat You stroke it, 
I stroke it. 

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I give a cat about a cat catnip.
I give a catnip. 

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I've got a I've got a scratch 
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post. 
Sometimes he jumps up and lays 

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in my chest. 
Consent. 

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Do you have consent for that? 
Or yeah, yeah. 

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And then he obviously loves 
Julie. 

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Julie's her mom, Julie's his 
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So it was Julie's cat though. 
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and. 
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Was. 
In Julie's house and then when 

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Julie. 
Moved on, Julie's been left with

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you for how long? 
Couple of years. 

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The fan bars just been keeping 
up the house by himself. 

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No, he's been living with 
Julie's parents. 

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All right. 
We took Julie, we don't took the

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cat back off the parents. 
So they know. 

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They knew, yet we're delighted 
to get rid of the cat. 

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It's A and now she brought the 
cat off to our house and I was 

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away doing gigs in England and I
came back and when I came in the

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door she just said something to 
tell you, this cat hair, I was 

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totally fine with it really 
like. 

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Had you met him before? 
The cat. 

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Yeah, I'd seen this. 
Began become acquainted. 

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I wasn't overly interested in it
because it wasn't me cat then me

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cat. 
No luck. 

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Yeah, because I inherited a dog 
before, which was a strange kind

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of interaction period. 
Catherine had a daughter, Shih 

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Tzu, called Charlie. 
I didn't like him off the bat. 

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Like off the bat. 
Me and him were not friends. 

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Yeah, I went around his house 
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probably hit me saying this, 
that he. 

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I thought that she was a bit 
stinking. 

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I thought her house stank. 
All up with the dog. 

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But that's that's what I 
thought. 

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But it was the dog, I think. 
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I thought maybe she was just a 
stinker the first time I went 

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around him. 
I guess can't this will not work

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because she is gross. 
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And then, like, initially he 
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and I didn't like a cut of them 
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are we, we poncey we things with
her curtains and on. 

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Are we just looking at me with a
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Yeah. 
Fuck. 

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Are you looking at, you smelly 
bastard? 

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Yeah, yeah, you know. 
And then she I felt bad for him 

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because she'd go to work and 
just leave him out the back and 

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sometimes it rained and he he 
doesn't like his. 

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We can also. 
I was like, bring him, bring him

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around in my house when you're 
in night shift. 

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So she'd bring him around. 
And the first time I had him in 

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the house, I sat in the sofa and
he just sat in the end of the 

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sofa just looking at me. 
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this to me in my own house, man.
Like there's got to be 

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boundaries here. 
But did he? 

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Did he become friendly to you? 
It took a bit of time. 

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That first night I brought him 
out into the back garden to do 

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pee and he just stood in the 
garden still stare at me and I 

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was like. 
Sauce in the Oatman. 

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Yeah, but then he went what he 
did. 

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Well, this is how you know he's 
a piece of shit move he did. 

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He stood in the garden looking 
at me. 

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I brought him in the house and 
he pissed my kitchen floor. 

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So he waited. 
He just stood me. 

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I'll show you who's what's up. 
Brought him the floor, pissed 

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everywhere. 
And then she went back in the 

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sofa with we trailer. 
Well, that's why they do. 

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Probably trying to see how you 
react to that. 

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Yeah, pissed on him. 
How do you like that brother? 

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And then when he goes, when he 
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said her bring me bed for him. 
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sleep in in the bed or on the 
bottom of the bed. 

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And I said no, no, there's 
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Not in my house. 
Put him in the bed, the bottom 

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of my bed. 
And I woke up in the middle of 

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night. 
He's head but me. 

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He jumped up in the bed and he's
head but me. 

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I was like, what the fuck are 
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And then when I moved, they're 
like, get out of the way. 

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A bit of cover opened up and 
like he just shot right 

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underneath and then that was 
that was it. 

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You still have a dog. 
He's dead, mate. 

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Yeah, he died. 
I I inherited him. 

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How did he die? 
I adopted my kid like I killed 

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him. 
No, he bet one of the kids he 

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got he got too old. 
Now I had him for about 3 or 4 

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years and we were close. 
We were boys like you know, 

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albeit it was initially a wee 
bit embarrassing. 

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A guy of my physical appearance.
You look like you should have a 

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bulldog. 
Yeah, I, I, I looked a little 

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bit weird. 
Or a German Shepherd like. 

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But but he was he was weary dog 
to walk. 

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But I yeah, I liked him. 
We bonded but got this stage. 

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He was a bit old as I started to
go and I had to carry him 

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upstairs and stuff to. 
Bed at times time then. 

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Did you dream to the vet? 
Bet Holly, no, I was. 

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I was too, too emotional. 
Me and my mother-in-law do it. 

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She's heartless, said. 
How are you taking? 

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Your mother-in-law is heartless.
That's not really just kidding, 

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but she'd be assorted. 
You'd bring her to the vet. 

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She'd be like, can I do it? 
Not really let me do it. 

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He died. 
So, yeah, I was sad and I cried 

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a lot, lot of tears and and I 
thought it'd be nice to as a as 

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a present for Catherine. 
I thought they were, they were 

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good presents for Julie. 
And you think it's going to be 

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really like, you think it's 
going to be the prep, like you 

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think she's going to love it, 
right. 

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And then you give it to her and 
she's like, yeah, I, I got 

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Catherine a key ring made of 
Charlie, not his remains or 

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anything on, but it was like his
wee face. 

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But it was like a soft. 
So the key ring was about this 

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size and it was just his wee 
face. 

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And she was like, that's the 
weirdest thing I've ever seen. 

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I thought, I thought it was 
going to make you cry. 

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I thought, you're going to love 
it. 

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I thought you would say you're 
the most sentimental guy in the 

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land. 
She's like, I hate this present.

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So you know what I did after 
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Haven't bought her a single 
thing since. 

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Well, how far and how long back 
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Seven years. 
Jesus, You're still married. 

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Yeah. 
She knows what's up. 

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Yeah. 
Don't mess with me. 

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Basically what I'm saying, if 
you mess with me, you'll die. 

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So they haven't, hopefully. 
My cat's fine. 

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How old Tim Bardi have many 
years left? 

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Before I think four or five, 
he's grand. 

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Like, yeah, Finbar, he's a good 
cat. 

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Now. 
I got him a cat leader to trade 

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him for a walk. 
I've got to say, he strike me as

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a kind of guy that would take a 
cat for all. 

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Yeah, but he broke the lead so. 
But I you know what's brilliant?

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Catnip. 
Spray catnip on the scratch to 

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go. 
What is catnip? 

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Is that what they put in pay or 
is that way? 

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It's a kind of a drug like. 
So what does it? 

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It's not addictive though, just 
gives them a bit of an endorphin

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release. 
It's brilliant. 

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And what do you need to do it 
for us? 

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Just give them a bit of crack. 
Bit fun. 

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I don't understand in the shop 
so. 

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You drug them and then they. 
Just you don't drop. 

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It's not a drug. 
It's just like a sense of smell.

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It gives them a real good good 
feeling. 

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Or any people in the comments 
here want to fill me in? 

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Exactly what can I be? 
Because, Andrea, you can't just 

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say you spray something on 
account. 

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It gives him a really good 
feeling. 

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Yeah, that sounds like a drug to
me. 

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Sounds like a hallucinogenic cat
drug. 

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Give it to him once a week. 
Gives him a bit but he's hyper 

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and stuff he enjoys. 
It doesn't level a motor. 

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But he loves it. 
Nice, he. 

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Loves it. 
And how has he been there with 

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you? 
You are Gagan, you're on your 

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tour at the minute. 
You've just had a big show in 

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the Opera House. 
Yeah, I did the Opera House last

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Thursday. 
How was that for you? 

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Phenomenal. 
There you go guys. 

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No, it was great and I 
appreciate everybody that came 

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out and shame was there and 
Aaron was there. 

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Shane's dad was there. 
No, it was great. 

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Like it was great. 
Everybody did great and I was in

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good form and the audience 
seemed to like it so. 

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And how does how does it, 
because obviously you're a, 

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you're a court, a Corkian. 
Is that the correct? 

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Term No cork, man a Corker. 
No, a cork. 

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Man. 
I'm a cork that. 

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Sounds like a character Julia 
Donaldson would write about Cork

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man and Cork like so you're I 
know, I know. 

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So you're from Cork. 
So do you obviously. 

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Is there a place in Cork? 
You're like, that's, that's the 

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place, the dream venue that you 
want to play? 

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Is that the one? 
So here the Opera House, 

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obviously steeped in history, 
amazing venue, loads of people 

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love to play there. 
How did that feel? 

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How did the prestige? 
Did that feel different for you?

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Was was the Opera House you're a
big show out of the tour? 

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Was that the one that you were 
working? 

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It's. 
The biggest show, yeah, in terms

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of numbers, like 1000 people 
are. 

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It was just, it was a nice thing
to happen, you know, just like 

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velvet. 
Oh, that's nice. 

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You know, that was my third show
in Belfast on the tour. 

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I didn't 2 Mandelas and then one
Opera House and I think I could 

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have done a second Opera House, 
but I chose less is more and I 

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didn't want to be, you know, 
over overdoing it either, you 

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know what I mean? 
But the crowd were so good on 

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the night, like in but I was you
know what it was. 

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It got to a point where I was so
comfortable on stage. 

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I was proud of myself for being 
able to relax into it was before

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you're kind of Oh my God, this 
is so big. 

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My head might go a bit. 
Actually it went the other way 

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because Aaron and shame just 
kind of looked at me and just 

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went just go out and talk and be
fine and I went Oh yeah, it's 

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just talking, isn't it? 
Yeah, just went out and talked 

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and, you know, went out and had 
a great time. 

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So I loved it. 
I doubt that. 

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And I was up for radio to follow
one morning as well, so. 

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And the storm was coming in as 
well, like so. 

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So I mean everything you ever 
want, Yeah. 

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I've got radio and a storm has 
come, yeah. 

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Yeah, no, it was great. 
Like it was really good. 

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See, if you you had, if you'd 
have been lucky and the literal 

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storm had a blown the roof off 
the Opera House, OK, you could 

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have just the jokes you could 
have made about that. 

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Oh yeah, yeah, I know. 
But you know what, it was great.

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It was great night. 
And like you've seen the show a 

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couple of times, you know, we've
been, we've been out together 

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and stuff. 
So, and I performed it really 

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well. 
I thought, I thought my, I 

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performed it well. 
Now, look, if you know, it was 

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great. 
It was, it was a good night was 

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good. 
It was a kind of a nice thing to

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kind of have a word, which I've 
got, you know what I did. 

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Well done, girl. 
I was good. 

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And you do that much because 
sometimes I think that's maybe 

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in the world of certainly doing 
gigs and putting on shows and 

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inter shows, you're always 
looking to what's next and 

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sometimes it passes you by if 
you do something big. 

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Like that. 
No, I was, I was, I was in the 

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moment like, but also I'd only 
kind of say it to myself, you 

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know, I really did enjoy it. 
And on Friday, Julie and I, I 

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was supposed to go to Cork on 
Friday to see my nephew plays, 

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know the captain, the Cork city 
on the Fourteens and he was 

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playing a girl playing there was
plants. 

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I think we're playing Saint 
Patrick's Athletic because of 

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the storm, a precautions were 
made, You know, things were 

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cancelled. 
You know what I mean? 

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And I said, you know what, I'm 
not going to drive down to 

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caucus. 
You know, you're not even sure, 

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I don't think even if there's a 
red traffic, amber war, red, 

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red, red weather warning. 
So we stayed at home all 

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weekend, huh? 
So. 

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That's what they say. 
In some cases of storm damage, 

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it can be considered an act of 
God. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
You don't get covered. 

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In certain insurance, yeah, 
that's that's different thing. 

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But then there's there's there's
clearly you believe in God. 

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There's not. 
You believe in God. 

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This is the thing I would 
describe myself as agnostic. 

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I believe you. 
Couldn't give a shit either way.

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I you know what I think the 
people that lose their mind over

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argue in one or the other need 
to chill out a bit. 

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I think that if there is there. 
Are people that aren't really 

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taking the divorce well? 
Now, and there's also people I 

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think take a little bit too 
seriously, you know, and want to

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kill other people with different
religions. 

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Let's never forget 80 years, you
know, things like that. 

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I think it's too far. 
I think people need all just 

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chill out a bit. 
Don't worry about things that 

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are, you know, the day-to-day 
things. 

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Like a lot of people, I think 
it's stressed out about stuff 

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not worth stressing out about. 
Yeah, you know, I'm actually, 

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somebody told me recently to get
therapy. 

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Oh wow, who's that? 
Or somebody. 

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And they were right. 
Like, no, what? 

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Because I get too highly strong.
See, whenever you say get 

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therapy, to me that's either 
said you can only it's very much

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like God getting therapy. 
I think in terms of there's 

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people that are really into it 
and people. 

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Getting therapy. 
Really into God. 

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Same with therapy. 
Some people would say get 

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therapy in a way that they're 
like you need to get therapy, 

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Foxy. 
You know, you're fucking head to

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me. 
You need therapy. 

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That can't, you know, as an 
insult and other people be like 

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me. 
I am worried you need therapy. 

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There's no middle ground with 
that. 

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So was it someone genuinely sent
it or was an argument? 

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No. 
So what happened was Julie and I

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went to Tenerife right on the 
first of all, I'm done with 

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those type of holidays. 
With Julie No, I'm never going 

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away there again. 
I. 

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Can't relax, I think, I'm not 
going to lie. 

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Seven days too long for a 
holiday for me. 4 days maximum. 

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After day three I want to go 
home like. 

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Yeah, and what maybe? 
So what happened was on the 

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holiday, we arrived in the 
holiday, it was great. 

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The hotel was amazing. 
So this is for one day. 

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So when you got there, you're 
like, this cheques up. 

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Good, yes, we arrived on the 
fright on the Thursday night and

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it was brilliant and by the 
Saturday I wanted to go home. 

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I done. 
I was done like. 

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No this. 
I done a day by the pool, got a 

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bit of sun. 
I was like back to work. 

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No, is there Not a bit. 
Maybe it's also Julie's holiday 

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that's. 
The reason? 

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Yeah, so I am. 
So I I would live quite, I'd be 

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quite an anxious high, anxious 
guy. 

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I don't know if you've ever 
noticed. 

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I mean, I'm going to say half 
several. 

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Times I'd be quite, quite 
anxious and quite highly strong.

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So I'm on holiday and I'm not 
very good if I have time on my 

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hands. 
So if you said to me I'm going 

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to put you in a room and you 
can't do anything for four 

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hours, I'd lose my mind. 
I can't just sit and still. 

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I can't be still. 
I can't just sit with. 

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I can't sit with my own 
thoughts. 

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So that'll be torture for you 
putting in. 

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So going on holiday, lying by 
the pool, sitting there enjoying

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the sun, can't cope. 
But what about it be but in 

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1975? 
Listening to all that re 

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bringing the books, talking to 
Julie. 

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I'm up and down to the bar. 
I'm look, I'm judging everyone 

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in a note, checking the toilet, 
sort of cleaning off. 

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And then what happened? 
That's what I assume when you 

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say so. 
Judy was just saying you need 

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to. 
Julie. 

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Julie was the one I couldn't. 
Relax. 

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Couldn't relax. 
No, Julie didn't say to me. 

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Someone else said it to me. 
So who? 

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Who was this but? 
Tell me, tell us it's just a 

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friend of a friend. 
Was it it was a guy at the pool?

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Was it of someone? 
No, but like, so I think I'm 

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going to, I think I need to 
learn. 

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I think 2025 is going to be the 
year that Andrew Ryan learns to 

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relax. 
Well, you heard it here first on

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Tea With Me. 
You heard Andrew Ryan. 

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It's got. 
I mean, I can I be honest, as a 

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friend, I can't see that happen.
Yeah. 

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I think there's a lot coming up 
in 2025. 

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It's not going to lend itself to
you. 

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00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,160
I can you relax? 
Oh yeah, never has there been a 

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man that can relax more than me.
Really. 

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Oh yeah, I'm very good at 
relaxing. 

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Very good at relaxing. 
Yeah, yeah, I can get, I can get

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a major chill on a heartbeat. 
I can sleep anywhere. 

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Can, yeah. 
Can you see like in a mood in 

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Boston stuff? 
No, I have slept on a bus tour 

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of New York City. 
So I've slept there. 

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00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,840
I've slept. 
I actually got woken by Steward 

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at the Open Golf because I'd 
fall asleep at the side and I 

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was snoring and and the fact 
that when the players I've 

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snored there, I actually fell 
asleep on Sunday night at the 

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cinema watching Nosferatu. 
And that's a scary experience 

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when you fall asleep in the 
middle of a horror film and the 

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surround sound is so loud that 
it wakes you up and there's a 

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big creepy vampire going, then 
your fish shit yourself. 

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But I can chill. 
I can sleep at any and I can 

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sleep sitting up. 
I can sleep standing up. 

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You name it, I can do it. 
You can't sleep standing up. 

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No one can. 
That's impossible. 

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I'm going to show you. 
You cannot sleep standing up. 

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You're not. 
Standing up straight, you're. 

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Leaving the ball? 
No. 

450
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,040
Yeah, Impossible. 
Your legs, their legs can't. 

451
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,280
You cannot fall asleep if 
there's pressure on your legs. 

452
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,120
There's no pressure on me when 
I'm chilling, brother. 

453
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,360
No pressure, no expectations. 
Watch me go. 

454
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,320
Yeah, so. 
So could you not go to sleep? 

455
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,400
I can. 
I'm a brilliant sleeper now once

456
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,720
I get. 
Going That's pretty relaxing 

457
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,080
then. 
But when I think once I get 

458
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,800
going into the sleep, I'm good 
at it. 

459
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,120
But what it, what is it? 
Is there anything about that 

460
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,720
that you think like what if you 
get a bit of time yourself? 

461
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,760
What's the sort of process? 
Do you start like the are you 

462
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,960
jitter? 
No a bad thoughts. 

463
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,680
And what are the thoughts you 
think about? 

464
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,560
Was it because sometimes when 
I'm like, I think I feel. 

465
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,280
Like, I'm in the therapy session
now, right? 

466
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,120
Well, listen, that's what we 
know. 

467
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,440
What like I find it hard to I, 
I, I I try to block a lot of 

468
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,520
stuff out by keeping busy. 
But do you ever because 

469
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,200
sometimes I'll get, if I have a 
bit of time, I think maybe I 

470
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,560
should be doing other things. 
Do you ever get that where 

471
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,920
you're like you said a minute 
ago, I could be doing this, I 

472
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,560
could be doing that. 
And then sometimes you say 

473
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,240
yourself or you just do nothing.
Chill out. 

474
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,920
Yeah. 
Have we minute to feel Zen in 

475
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,400
the moment? 
And it's OK to reward yourself, 

476
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,040
because guilt's a really 
terrible feeling, my friend. 

477
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,920
Oh, I don't feel guilty, but you
should. 

478
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,400
You should. 
No, I just, I'm just highly, I 

479
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,720
just, I just can't relax and I 
get impatient. 

480
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,760
I'm impatient. 
I can't relax. 

481
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:58,120
I'm Aggie and I get frustrated. 
Like I remember many years ago I

482
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:02,280
broke up with a girl because she
didn't walk fast enough, right? 

483
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,960
So you'd be walking in the 
street and she wouldn't be 

484
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,680
walking fast enough. 
I'm like, no. 

485
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,760
That's just not for you. 
And did you dump or did you have

486
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,600
to stop and turn around and go 
like you're dumped? 

487
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,040
Or no, I just went. 
I can't that's, that's not a, 

488
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,120
that's not a pace I can go at 
like. 

489
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,360
Can I say what's not going to go
in reputationally, that's not 

490
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,360
going to go well for you? 
When she tells her friends why 

491
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,920
you dumped her, they're going to
go at something else. 

492
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,400
That can't be because that's 
mental. 

493
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,720
And it's like, no. 
It is. 

494
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,440
No, it is. 
And then what on did she try to?

495
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,680
No, I made-up another excuse 
quicker and it made-up another 

496
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,920
excuse. 
What was your other excuse? 

497
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,640
I just said I'm moving away. 
From you because you're too 

498
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,080
slow. 
I said I said I was moving. 

499
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,480
I said I was moving back to 
London. 

500
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,360
I've only gone over the weekend.
Yeah. 

501
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,840
And then was that not weird 
whenever you came back like? 

502
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,160
I changed my mind when I was 
back in London to come back. 

503
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,280
Are OK and then she's like, oh, 
have you changed your mind? 

504
00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:00,320
I just don't still hear from her
over again and listen, but like 

505
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:05,520
I have like in my head, I see 
things like I'll give you an 

506
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,120
example now and like, can I just
say like me and Julie get 

507
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,880
married to share. 
She's brilliant, right? 

508
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,560
She does put up with a little 
bit. 

509
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,400
She does put up with a lot of 
me. 

510
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,120
Boss, you've come to an 
understanding. 

511
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,800
Now you know next to the badge 
of a locker and you have a plug 

512
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,920
sockets. 
We say a locker. 

513
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,680
What do you mean? 
Like a bedside locker, like a 

514
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,360
table. 
I tell you I have a locker. 

515
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,600
Locker drawers like. 
But their drawers are not. 

516
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,000
A locker would indicate you've 
like a lock and a key and you 

517
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,960
have something. 
It's a locker, Dave. 

518
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,400
Can I just ask guys back, do you
have a bedside table or do you 

519
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,200
have lockers? 
Bedside table. 

520
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,760
Bedside table, Yeah, right. 
Bedside table. 

521
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,880
That makes you happy, Right? 
OK. 

522
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,040
You're wrong. 
All right. 

523
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:45,640
OK. 
OK. 

524
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,120
Do you know where you have 
sockets? 

525
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,520
In the wall? 
Yes. 

526
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:53,360
And in one of the sockets, I 
plug in an extension lead and 

527
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,320
then the four sockets in the 
extension lead. 

528
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,600
You know, I'll have my phone 
charger 1, the other one that 

529
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:04,640
charges me Fitbit watch, and 
then I have a plug for the lamp.

530
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,040
So when I get into bed at night,
I plug in the phone, turn lamp 

531
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,640
on, whatever. 
Sometimes she turned a switch on

532
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:17,680
the wall of the socket off. 
And I come home and I get into 

533
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,920
bed and I'm plugging in my 
phone. 

534
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,680
I'm thinking my phone is 
charging. 

535
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,760
It's not charging because she 
turned the switch off. 

536
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,840
Like that would drive me mad 
now. 

537
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:30,120
Yeah. 
Like there is a, there is a. 

538
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:34,800
Like like that would actually 
like that, like that would like 

539
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,520
like that would be in my head 
for a whole day. 

540
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,320
Like you know, I'd say to where 
I can you not turn the switch 

541
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,520
off. 
So oh, sorry about that. 

542
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:46,120
She hasn't done anything wrong. 
It's my reaction to that is the 

543
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,560
issue. 
She hasn't done anything wrong. 

544
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,240
I can't cope with the fact of 
why would you think it's a good 

545
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,440
idea to turn the switch? 
Off no, do you? 

546
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,280
How far is the switch from you 
like I said. 

547
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,800
It's about two arm reaches right
OK, an arm and 1/2. 

548
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,840
Now, do you not see when you put
your like when you try to turn 

549
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,360
your light on, it's not coming 
on or you try to charge your 

550
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,560
phone, it's not saying charging 
no and you just go. 

551
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,880
Yeah, but I shouldn't have to do
that because it should be on all

552
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,880
the time. 
You're you're Just because the 

553
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,240
switch on the wall is down 
doesn't mean you're burning 

554
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,720
electricity. 
No, I would be with you on that.

555
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,840
And I do have the exact same 
situation. 

556
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,720
Stuff like that. 
I have the the the main socket, 

557
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,400
the plug switches on my side of 
the bed. 

558
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,400
So I have the control of 
ultimate power and the Doctor 

559
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,440
Octopus like I am harnessing the
power of 1000 Suns by one 

560
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,040
switch. 
Yeah, that's me. 

561
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:37,840
But I I would probably just go, 
oh, switch back on. 

562
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,520
I wouldn't let that room my 
entire day, is what I'm saying. 

563
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,840
Like I lose my mind over things 
that are like, you know, the way

564
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,840
you turn on the I've gas cooker,
you know, so I've did gone, you 

565
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,480
know, the gun with the flame. 
Yes. 

566
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,840
The lighter. 
Yeah. 

567
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,240
You the guy. 
Yeah, a lighter. 

568
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,120
So let me just say it's a 
bedside table and it's a 

569
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,880
lighter. 
It's not a locker and a gun of 

570
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,360
the flame. 
You are a secret agent. 

571
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,720
That's not to do. 
They're idiots. 

572
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,920
You know, like so you push the 
thing on the gas. 

573
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,240
Yes, you do the lighter and the 
gas goes off. 

574
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,840
Do you know? 
Does that not just do it itself?

575
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,000
There was something wrong with 
the starter, but so I always 

576
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,320
keep the. 
Guy out to look at. 

577
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,840
That I always get the the later 
the later next to the cooker, 

578
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,120
right. 
So whenever I'm cooking 

579
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,960
something like turn against, but
sometimes Julie go off to later 

580
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,840
candles with the with the later,
but then the later wouldn't be 

581
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,720
back in the kitchen. 
See, that's another thing now 

582
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,040
like that. 
Yeah, you know what? 

583
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,320
I can. 
Put things back I. 

584
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,680
Can feel like. 
I think though sometimes these 

585
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,000
are anything that Julie does. 
It annoys you that you feel like

586
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,800
you keep to yourself because 
there's a couple of things where

587
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,360
I've got had double standards 
for Catherine and it frustrates 

588
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,000
me. 
Like I will say she has a go at 

589
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,560
me sometimes if I leave a little
bit of beard hair in the in the 

590
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,600
sync of a shave. 
No, I don't shave this part of 

591
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,480
my beard. 
I just shave the tops, tidy up 

592
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,160
to give a bit of shape in my 
face and sometimes I'll try and 

593
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,640
wash it away. 
Sometimes there'll be a little 

594
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,880
speck of hair and I'm sorry, I 
do that. 

595
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,920
But in the same time I could be 
in the shower and the shower 

596
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,640
water is rising and I take the 
plug out and I left out 

597
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,320
essentially enough to clone 7 
Catherines out of the shower. 

598
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,960
I just throw it down the toilet,
flush it away. 

599
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,480
I don't go to her. 
You left all this here, Same 

600
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,760
thing at the minute. 
I'm, I'm nomadic in my house at 

601
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,600
the moment because I've nowhere 
to put my belongings because 

602
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,880
nobody loves me. 
So I'm putting my stuff in my 

603
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,520
bag and I'm moving bag here and 
there. 

604
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,720
It's fine. 
She goes. 

605
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,880
Can you move that bag out of the
way? 

606
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,600
There's no one goes yet. 
I go to my room. 

607
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,880
She's 45,000 pairs of shoes and 
I'd have to kick them out of the

608
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,120
way. 
Health and safety issue too. 

609
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,400
I just don't do it because it's 
not worth the argument, you 

610
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,560
know? 
Now I'm saying this in front of 

611
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,920
thousands. 
Of people I've learned how to 

612
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,480
surrender. 
You should do. 

613
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,360
You have to surrender to the 
thought process of the partner. 

614
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,320
And see with that, would you 
then carry that on into your own

615
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,840
head? 
No, surrender to the switch and 

616
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,400
surrender to the I. 
What you could do with the the 

617
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,600
the candle lighter is just go 
into your living room, take it 

618
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,920
off a mantelpiece. 
But I've done that and then 

619
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,200
solve. 
I don't, yeah. 

620
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,560
But it's it's the top process of
why I have to do that. 

621
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,440
Here's another trick by Two 
Things. 

622
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,960
That's what I do, yeah. 
So if you've won, you leave one 

623
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,040
in the the mantelpiece and you 
leave one in the drawers. 

624
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,960
Yeah. 
I don't have gas so I just have 

625
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,280
another lighter in case I want 
to set things on fire. 

626
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,080
But like like it's not she's not
doing anything wrong. 

627
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:17,800
This is just normal living, but 
in But when you you know, like 

628
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:22,000
when you sit down, you think, So
what am I getting upset about 

629
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,440
that far? 
There's nothing and then. 

630
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,240
But then see when you say it to 
yourself, why am I getting upset

631
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,440
about this? 
What is the conclusion you come 

632
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,920
to? 
That I'm overreacting and. 

633
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,800
There you go. 
But I can't can't figure it out.

634
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,520
There may be a solution. 
For this, Yeah. 

635
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,880
What is it? 
Well firstlybetterhelp.com/T 

636
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,680
with me for temperature. 
Betterhelp.com. 

637
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,400
Are you trying to sell me? 
What do you sell me now? 

638
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,840
Therapy. 
What good hell? 

639
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,720
I need to get a therapist. 
How do you get a good therapist?

640
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,400
Betterhelp.com/team with me. 
I'm not having a zoom call and 

641
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,960
telling some whole life story 
before he starts making me feel 

642
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,800
good again. 
Have you ever been? 

643
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,920
Do you have any conditions like 
ADHD or anything? 

644
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,760
Have you ever been assessed for 
anything? 

645
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,760
No, because there's no point. 
What difference is that going to

646
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,880
make to me of my life? 
I have it or not. 

647
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,040
This might make you. 
That's why I feel this way. 

648
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,400
But it doesn't make any 
difference. 

649
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,200
It's an excuse. 
Well, listen, you never know I'm

650
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,520
not. 
This is what you don't want to. 

651
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,320
Know every fucker has ADHD? 
No, but. 

652
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,640
You know what you could, but you
could get special parking and 

653
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,680
all you would get see anything 
you want. 

654
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,680
To do. 
Oh yeah. 

655
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,240
Special parking and also see if 
you wanted to submit any any 

656
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,400
work to like you'd be like I'm 
disabled comedian Dick. 

657
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,480
No, that's fraud in the system 
and I wouldn't be comfortable 

658
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,720
with that. 
But if you have it. 

659
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,240
No, no, I've done therapy before
and like, you know, you get to 

660
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,480
the point that where you end up 
like taking on the therapist. 

661
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,120
Yeah. 
And so far you can push him 

662
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,280
like. 
Because then the also so like, 

663
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,400
so you do, you make stuff up 
when you're the. 

664
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,960
Thing no, it's annoying like I'm
like you can't help me. 

665
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,640
You can't even do it on house. 
And then what the then does the 

666
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,120
therapist say to you? 
I can't help you. 

667
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,560
Name one therapist like told me 
we were done. 

668
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,320
Uh huh. 
Which is what we're done now 

669
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,400
when I only agree. 
Yeah. 

670
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,040
But what would happen that 
instant if you said no? 

671
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,120
She'd have to keep treating me, 
would she? 

672
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,320
I don't know the law, I don't 
know what. 

673
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,600
Probably. 
So private practise. 

674
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,080
No, I want to go as far to say I
think therapists do a great job 

675
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,800
and it's it's a great service if
you require it. 

676
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,120
But what level are you pushing a
therapist that they're going? 

677
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,000
I can cook the view. 
You're like, how did you come 

678
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,520
back from that? 
Did she refer you to another 

679
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,960
therapist? 
Or just said, I think we've 

680
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,720
reached the end of our journey 
and I went being a good journey 

681
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,200
and. 
Then what happened? 

682
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,040
Just left. 
Left. 

683
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,440
You haven't been to therapy 
since. 

684
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,480
And do you think that's why you 
are the way you are? 

685
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,880
No, I'm not the way I'm not. 
I'm not a bad person. 

686
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,720
I just. 
I'm just. 

687
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,720
I never said you were. 
No, but you're implying. 

688
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:43,480
No, I'm not implying. 
I think, I think that I, I, I'm 

689
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,880
very impatient. 
I'm very, I get annoyed. 

690
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,120
Sensory noise? 
I've been looking into buying 

691
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,360
the air muffs in my mountain 
public so I don't hear anything.

692
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,320
Like just get noise counselling 
headphones. 

693
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,400
Not here, yeah. 
People be like, what? 

694
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,000
Ever seen? 
There's something about Mary? 

695
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:05,240
I've lost my baseball. 
But I mean, that'll be a good 

696
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,160
sign if you put enough. 
Like if you have the air muffs 

697
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,480
on. 
Don't disturb Andre. 

698
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,160
Yeah, that could be you. 
Yeah, stuff like that. 

699
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,280
Like I don't know what I'm 
getting quite agitated about 

700
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,800
being a being alive like, but 
I've all but I've always been 

701
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,120
agitated. 
Well, I've always been agitated.

702
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,920
What's the solution done? 
Well, so this was for your 

703
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,760
partners that should have your 
partners a service commode. 

704
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,160
And eight out of 10 men think 
they could replace their real 

705
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,520
lovers with an AI partner. 
No, I couldn't replace Julie. 

706
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,880
No, Julie's great. 
It's very funny. 

707
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,040
Hang on, you just had five 
minutes of complaining about. 

708
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,320
No, I never. 
I never complained about what 

709
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,640
did. 
I've been complaining about my 

710
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,360
reaction to it. 
That's there's a difference 

711
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,360
there, your friendly back. 
But no, no, no apologise. 

712
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,400
I've been, I've been talking 
about she's doing nothing wrong.

713
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,240
I can't deal with this. 
I'm sorry to Julie, probably. 

714
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,920
I think what's been said here 
has been for AI, think it's been

715
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:56,960
good. 
I think it's been very open for 

716
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,400
me, Andrew. 
I think it's been a lot of 

717
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,640
introverts. 
Ever drive and you see a car in 

718
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:06,040
front of you and you think you 
visualise like it kind of cuts 

719
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,560
you up and you visualise what 
you do to them? 

720
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,600
Yes, killing them, yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, like following them home 

721
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,520
and stuff. 
Oh yeah. 

722
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,880
I wouldn't follow them home. 
Like, yeah, but the fact that 

723
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,920
those talks are in my head, 
yeah, I worry. 

724
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,440
But that's natural thing in a 
car, you can feel that way. 

725
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,120
The only problem is I visualise 
getting things up to a point and

726
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,400
angle what happens when I've 
done this, Like what's the 

727
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,600
result of like, yeah, and knock 
on the door. 

728
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,760
And in that moment you have a 
reality that this is mental and 

729
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,800
you go, what do you say? 
Don't go. 

730
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,040
You fucking cut me a little bit.
You just knock the door and be 

731
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:33,840
like. 
It's good morning. 

732
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,000
Madness isn't. 
It yeah, it's mad, but that'll 

733
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,040
happen people like there used to
be a time I, I, I vividly 

734
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,920
pictured driving my car into the
sea. 

735
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,000
Yeah. 
Whenever Matilda was little, I 

736
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,520
used to have to, she wouldn't 
sleep. 

737
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,680
So I used to put her in the car 
really early in the morning and 

738
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,680
just drive down the the Arts 
Peninsula and I would listen to 

739
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,640
the song Sign of the Times, the 
Harry style song on repeat 

740
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,160
because it made her go to sleep.
And I just remember at one point

741
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,440
fully visualising what it would 
be like just driving the car 

742
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,280
into the sea, listen to that 
music. 

743
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,720
And then it made me go. 
I actually wouldn't like the 

744
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,360
consequences of that, so I won't
do it. 

745
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,080
But in a moment, there's a bit 
of romanticism about just 

746
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,000
imagine in the car. 
OK, so Kieran in the chat wants 

747
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,520
to know, Andrea, what's your 
best and worst airports please? 

748
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:23,400
Is it Kieran Bartlett? 
I don't believe so, no. 

749
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,520
Kieran Fleming. 
Fleming the flame Meister. 

750
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,120
Best of works, best of more 
worst airports. 

751
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,720
And why? 
And why? 

752
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,480
Come on, you need to pick it up.
Best serving. 

753
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,080
That's cool. 
Let's get to put energy. 

754
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,400
Get excited. 
What airport best? 

755
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,640
Best airport Belfast City. 
Why? 

756
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,160
What makes great airport? 
So fast, so easy. 

757
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,400
It's a great airport. 
Could do with some more shops 

758
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,840
upstairs in the departure 
lounge. 

759
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:54,080
Good access, worst airport. 
And I am, I'm not going to lie, 

760
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,920
but Luton is Luton is Stansted. 
Stansted. 

761
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,320
Worse. 
Worse than Luton? 

762
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,320
I think Snow Luton is better now
because they've got the new 

763
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,880
metro, but Stansted without a 
shadow. 

764
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:09,240
I would rather not travel well 
then go to Stansted again. 

765
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,560
It's too busy. 
It's a cattle Mart. 

766
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,000
I had a panic attack in the 
airport last time I was there. 

767
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,840
It wasn't good time. 
I was just busy A. 

768
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,080
Lot of people going on and then 
I really wanted. 

769
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,840
Do you ever see people you're 
really curious about? 

770
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,520
You want to look at them more? 
But you know, if you look at 

771
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,720
them, they'll be like, why are 
you looking at me? 

772
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,720
Yeah, yeah, that was happening, 
Yeah. 

773
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,200
You know, as I feel like 
Orthodox Jewish family and I 

774
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,480
want to see what's going on. 
But I knew if I looked like this

775
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,520
and I'm staring at them, they'll
go problem when I was just 

776
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,560
curious, you know? 
I didn't like Brandenburg in 

777
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,680
Germany, in Berlin, but I like 
it now because they've done a 

778
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,040
lot of it. 
Nice. 

779
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,520
It's too long. 
Too long too. 

780
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,520
Long an airport, you know 
Barcelona, not math. 

781
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,880
Barcelona is a wonderful 
airport. 

782
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,400
Wonderful. 
Well, here's there's differences

783
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,640
between the efficiency of going 
through an airport and there's 

784
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,360
also which airport is the best 
amenities like which one could 

785
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,200
you be like you could sit there 
if you're having a a break 

786
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,640
between flights. 
Where do you have South? 

787
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,000
Korea, Seoul. 
Seoul airport is brilliant. 

788
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,720
Yeah, Dubai is just on another 
level. 

789
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,160
Yeah, Dubai. 
You have there. 

790
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,320
Anything me? 
See, I wouldn't go to Dubai. 

791
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,240
I think it's like a fair. 
I like the wee bit of heart 

792
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,200
about a place, you know what I 
mean? 

793
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,520
I feel it's all all fake, all 
just put together. 

794
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,200
There's no soul to it. 
You know history. 

795
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,560
Yeah, because Dubai and Bangor 
like massive, massive cultural 

796
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,080
differences. 
There, there's a cultural hub. 

797
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,960
Oh, brilliant, yeah, fantastic 
spot. 

798
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,200
Yeah, that supermarket that has 
that's not open. 

799
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,240
Mad that. 
What supermarkets? 

800
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,360
Not open the place that's shut 
down. 

801
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,800
It's not in there, Andrew, 
don't. 

802
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,320
It's a real culture banger. 
Banger. 

803
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,600
That's that's cultural. 
Your banger has best beaches in 

804
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,120
right down the peninsula. 
Yeah, in the country. 

805
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,720
Yeah, I've been to West Cork. 
No, wouldn't want to admit 

806
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,480
because you get people like you 
that are ignorant, but other 

807
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,760
people's culture and I feel 
that's why really hurtful. 

808
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,880
All right. 
And the supermarket shot 

809
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,120
everywhere, not just Bangor, 
right? 

810
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,880
Any other questions in the in 
the is it a chopper we call it 

811
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,560
today or is it a comments? 
Yeah, Chopper. 

812
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,480
Yeah, people have been asking 
that these watch the Paul Huge 

813
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,480
fight on Saturday night. 
I saw extended highlights. 

814
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,760
I thought it did brilliant, you 
know. 

815
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,920
Did you see it? 
I didn't watched it after the 

816
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,800
fact. 
Talking warriors. 

817
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,480
He's excellent, he is. 
Brilliant. 

818
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,199
I hope now he can get a rematch.
I mean, I don't know what the 

819
00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:15,239
contract says, but if you what 
might if he didn't bat for me 

820
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,120
some crack? 
See if I was an amagamite of I 

821
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,400
wouldn't be rushing to fight him
again. 

822
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,400
You can because, because he's 
too. 

823
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,920
Good, because he is rushed. 
Yeah, he is very good. 

824
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,199
I think a lot of people probably
underestimated him. 

825
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,440
I think he's a great fighter 
with a load of potential and it 

826
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,159
was a big shout out to Paul 
himself. 

827
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,440
Great performance. 
Yeah, friend of the show. 

828
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,760
Yeah, we'll, we'll try and get 
him on a call later this week, 

829
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,000
but. 
Nice to try and. 

830
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:35,679
Get him on. 
Oh yeah. 

831
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,400
God, it's poor lad. 
Yeah, he refereed the box and 

832
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,239
didn't. 
You're not refereed. 

833
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,000
He judged. 
The box. 

834
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,360
That's right. 
So do you have B for them? 

835
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,440
Because he didn't give you the 
nod. 

836
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,520
Yeah, he didn't give me that. 
But no, I respect him, you know,

837
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:48,560
respect him now. 
But you were like, yeah, that 

838
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,920
was the right decision. 
Yeah, I think the head but kind 

839
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,159
of slowed the fight down a bit 
and then I stopped a little bit.

840
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,560
So I think he he said himself, 
didn't he, that he should have 

841
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,120
pushed a bit more. 
I mean like, I like, as if I 

842
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,000
know anything about professional
boxing like. 

843
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,680
Yeah, but it was mixed martial 
arts. 

844
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,440
And you? 
Know what I mean? 

845
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,920
Yeah, but it was, it was, it was
a great fight, though. 

846
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,000
It was very entertaining. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

847
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,040
Any other poor father comments? 
Jimmy wants to know what are 

848
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,720
your favourite places to gig in 
Ireland? 

849
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,080
Yeah, or you just on the 
terrace, you'll have a good a 

850
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,920
good take on that. 
So your favourite place of the 

851
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,120
gag in the whole island of 
Ireland, or would you say 

852
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,800
banger? 
It was my first phone. 

853
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,720
I don't really have a favourite 
place, but they've all been 

854
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:34,880
good. 
I mean, I must admit they're all

855
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:39,120
really good. 
The surprising ones, like I did 

856
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,160
all my 10 days ago to my second 
night in dailies. 

857
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,920
Wild. 
Yeah, Oh my Daily is a great 

858
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,000
spot. 
Brilliant spot. 

859
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:51,600
Obviously Belfast is like, yeah,
I think like they're all good, 

860
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,960
man. 
Here's an easier one for you. 

861
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,400
I think it's easier to go where 
the place that you don't like or

862
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,080
any place you're like, God, no, 
forget about that. 

863
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,200
I won't. 
I won't return there in a 

864
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,120
heartbeat. 
I have never performed in 

865
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:05,120
Limerick so the first time I got
booked to go do a show in 

866
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,720
Limerick I drove down to do it 
and nobody turned up. 

867
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,320
Still got paid. 
Was it was it one of your gigs 

868
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,920
or was? 
IT club, gig club and then I got

869
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,120
load of requests online to come 
to Limerick on my tour so I put 

870
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:22,000
the show on sale in Limerick. 
I sold three tickets so I just 

871
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
cancelled it. 
So I've made a decision. 

872
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,400
I'm going to go through my whole
career without performing in 

873
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,720
Limerick. 
You know what? 

874
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:31,000
I I love that. 
See, I love people complete 

875
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,080
spite. 
I love people that are motivated

876
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,640
from spite. 
I think there's no great 

877
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,560
motivation. 
I have a list of people in my 

878
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,920
life that I'm going to try and 
get to the end of my life 

879
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,360
without seeing these people ever
again. 

880
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,080
OK. 
And do that. 

881
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,640
Oh yeah. 4 comics, 4 comedians 
on it. 

882
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,520
Yeah. 
Oh, I think I know a couple, but

883
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,480
I would like to know the other. 
Couple so let's see how so if I 

884
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,160
can avoid these comedians for 
the rest of. 

885
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,320
My and what would your, your 
approach be if you were to if 

886
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,040
you were to be in their company 
or you ought to Bill, would you 

887
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,880
just say no? 
I don't know yet still yet that 

888
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,280
but what two of them are in 
America? 

889
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,720
Good. 
They're bored Americans, by the 

890
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,480
way. 
All right. 

891
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,720
OK, so they're not Irish. 
Now, do you know both these 

892
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,360
people? 
Are you just? 

893
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,520
Yeah, I've worked with them 
before. 

894
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,120
Right. 
OK. 

895
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,640
Because it might, you might just
be like, listen. 

896
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,560
One is in England and the other 
one I think is in England. 

897
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,520
Yeah, we're. 
Not going to give any names, but

898
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,000
let's just say Andrew really 
enjoyed what Will Smith did at 

899
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,160
the Oscars. 
You know what? 

900
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,040
I, I don't want to get into this
because they don't want to be 

901
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,200
disrespectful to any place. 
But fuck them, Donald. 

902
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,800
For gigs. 
Really. 

903
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,640
Yeah. 
And you know what? 

904
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,200
Stick our mind in there, too. 
In the marketplace. 

905
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,280
Now. 
Now, prove me wrong or my. 

906
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,240
I put my arms open to you. 
You're a beautiful, a beautiful 

907
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,680
city with beautiful architecture
and history and soul. 

908
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,080
But your gigs in the marketplace
have stunk for me. 

909
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:47,440
But. 
Why? 

910
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,320
Why have they stunk? 
It's the weird layout and I 

911
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,040
think they're very I'm in my 
head. 

912
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,040
This is probably wrong thinking,
but I feel like they're very 

913
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,880
free P. 
What's the free P Presbyterian. 

914
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,040
I get that vibe, but I'm going. 
To so hold on a second, is there

915
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,880
a Presbyterian and then Free 
Presbyterian? 

916
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,120
That's like the pay as they 
crew, you know the. 

917
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,640
Pay is the other Presbyterians 
not free or they like now? 

918
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,240
They're, they're held, Captain. 
Yeah, they're they're they're 

919
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,760
slave Presbyterian. 
So one second what's 

920
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,800
Presbyterian and Free Press? 
What's the difference? 

921
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,160
Free Presbyterian was not the 
church. 

922
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,680
It was formed by EM Paisley in 
19 and 5th. 

923
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,440
Was it in the 50s? 
He for now, 56 Am I right and 

924
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,320
saying if I'm right here, I'm 
going to be so proud of myself. 

925
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,400
What is Free Presbyterian, John?
Free Catholic. 

926
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,160
Yeah. 
And they but there's so many 

927
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,880
when Wendy former or was that in
the 60s or 70s free pace I. 

928
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,120
Think it might be in the 50s. 
Because wasn't the? 

929
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:39,280
51. 5151 they go Free 
Presbyterian Church and but 

930
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,280
wasn't wasn't the initial 
Protestant was Henry Louis Henry

931
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,960
the he was the 1st he brought in
Protestant doesn't need a. 

932
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,200
Well, it was not like Luther was
the 1st. 

933
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,440
Louvre. 
But no, he he got all for it. 

934
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,400
And then he brought. 
He was. 

935
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,360
Yeah, he wanted to get 
divorcement or. 

936
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:56,880
What? 
Yeah. 

937
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,160
If ever there's a guy, it's my 
kind of guy. 

938
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,560
Henry the Eighth. 
Well, he killed all his wives, 

939
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,800
didn't. 
He, he just no, not all I'm 

940
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,800
killing. 
The thing he only killed? 

941
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,720
2 year old, the couple. 
But what I'm bullying did he 

942
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,960
kill him till he kill her? 
No, she was only one to survive.

943
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,880
Wasn't you I? 
Don't know. 

944
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,000
He divorced a couple, beheaded a
couple. 

945
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,440
And there was who was the one 
that was stinking? 

946
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,640
Anna Cleaves. 
He was like, oh, she's bogging. 

947
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,920
He's like, because back in the 
day they don't have like 

948
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,960
pictures like they do nowadays. 
Someone had sent them a painting

949
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,640
of this woman and he was like, 
for I'll give me a bit of that. 

950
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,560
And then when she came over and 
didn't match the painting, he 

951
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,960
was like, oh, you're bogging. 
Divorced her. 

952
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,160
Who was that? 
The stinking 1? 

953
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,960
I think if you just Google. 
Maybe Anna Cleaves divorced. 

954
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,800
Bogging life. 
Killed. 

955
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,200
I'm Boleyn. 
I killed her. 

956
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,040
Yeah, yeah, and Catherine hard, 
poor and. 

957
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,040
Catherine Hard, Yeah. 
Would you? 

958
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,680
Tell my wife. 
Don't know. 

959
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,000
I wouldn't, Andrew. 
No, no, Joe, what I was thinking

960
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,880
if I wasn't, if I was single, I 
would have I was going to when I

961
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,120
was single, I was going to apply
to go and marry the first sight.

962
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,600
Uh huh. 
You know when you go on and you 

963
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,080
Oh yes, six weeks experiment. 
Can I say I? 

964
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,320
Could I think I do all right 
now? 

965
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,880
I don't think so. 
What in what way would you do 

966
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,200
all? 
Right. 

967
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,560
I don't, I think if ever there 
was a show you would struggle on

968
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,480
bring. 
The a game like get married for 

969
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,840
six weeks, see if it works. 
I'd enjoy that. 

970
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,760
Then what happens if they're 
like, right, you need to go and 

971
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,920
sit in this hotel room for half 
an hour and you just be freaking

972
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,200
climbing the walls? 
You quit climbing the walls. 

973
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,880
I can't relax. 
But it's just I can't relax for 

974
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,520
a long period of time. 
And what do you think like 

975
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,280
Dennis is nothing. 
How do you think they who do 

976
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,360
you? 
What sort of person do you think

977
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,320
they would pair you with? 
Because I'm married for sight. 

978
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,120
Apparently they try to make 
everything like statistically. 

979
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,760
Probably pair me with someone 
very sensible, you know, a bit 

980
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,800
of a leader, probably somebody 
that's a good leader. 

981
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,760
But do you think you need 
somebody that's different to you

982
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,320
like a wee bit? 
More yeah, like Julie's very 

983
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,800
strong. 
Julie's very, you know, she's 

984
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,720
very strong person, so. 
She's good fun too, Julie. 

985
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,840
She's great fun, Julie. 
So that's what like I. 

986
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,960
Feel like if you got somebody 
that was a bit too serious, you.

987
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,280
Yeah, Julie's very strong and 
she's great fun, but she's also 

988
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,880
very serious what she has to be.
And I like that you can, you can

989
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,800
flick it like a switch. 
You know, some people like, 

990
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,920
aren't like that, aren't like 
that at all. 

991
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,600
You know, I'd be good at it. 
Like I'd love the arguments and 

992
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,560
stuff. 
I want to say this. 

993
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,720
Oh my, the first sight. 
Body language is very important.

994
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:19,400
I'd be very open. 
I'm absolutely exhausted here, 

995
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,320
by the way, so I'm just very 
tired to that. 

996
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,040
Well, yes. 
But you know, I think that's, 

997
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,680
yes, the worst place you go. 
Safe, basically. 

998
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,080
Fuck Limerick. 
That's just no, that's insane. 

999
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,880
Can't get it right. 
So I've never done it and I. 

1000
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,200
Never be there I'll. 
Let you know what I've decided. 

1001
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,080
Like Shane, Chris Kent. 
Chris Kent is secretly trolling 

1002
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,760
me. 
He's added seven shows in Dolan 

1003
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,160
on his latest tour. 
I think Chris kind of is 

1004
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,280
starting to troll me. 
I'm texting go. 

1005
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,080
When will this end? 
Never right any more question in

1006
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,120
the chop bar. 
From the crew wants to know how 

1007
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,000
is the flight simulator going? 
Flight simulator going is good 

1008
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,440
so. 
Can I say I feel like you've 

1009
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,920
really stalled in Flight 
Simulator? 

1010
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,400
I used to. 
I thought for a while it was 

1011
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,760
really, I mean, these are all 
aeroplane ponz. 

1012
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,440
I thought you were flying for a 
bit, but now I feel, I feel like

1013
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,600
it's taken aback. 
Burners OK. 

1014
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,320
So my next door neighbour has 
the exact same flight simulator 

1015
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,320
that I want in my house. 
Oh no. 

1016
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,680
I found this out so I've been 
going into his house to use the.

1017
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,120
Flight Simulator. 
Who knows? 

1018
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,000
It lets me in like. 
So that must have been a big 

1019
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,240
eagle thing, surely? 
Oh, I lost my fucking mind. 

1020
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,160
So his son is a pilot in the 
RAF. 

1021
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,480
So his son is basically. 
Is your idol his? 

1022
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,960
Son is my idol. 
Yeah, so his son has copying and

1023
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,200
paid, copying and pasting the 
copy and paste what he has, and 

1024
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,880
he's putting it into my house, 
but he's to buy all the parts. 

1025
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,000
So I've been flying on the 
flight simulator but it's not 

1026
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,960
the one under my stairs. 
Oh yes. 

1027
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,480
Where's this guy's? 
Where's his in the house? 

1028
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,480
Does he have? 
This one is in the spare room. 

1029
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,680
Because if you could get a wee 
door between, that would be 

1030
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:56,000
unbelievable. 
So I've I've been going in so I 

1031
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
did a nice trip to Cork there 
recently and. 

1032
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,760
Let you tell Julian in France 
what you're up to. 

1033
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,200
Because I'm just going flying. 
I just. 

1034
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,160
Got kind of got. 
Bag and all I just got. 

1035
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,800
Any chance I could go on the 
plane? 

1036
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,720
And he's like, come on, I don't.
Know what happens if he's mid 

1037
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,640
flight? 
Can he put it all on his? 

1038
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,960
Son lives in England, like, so 
you just go in and he sets it 

1039
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,560
up, feel like, you know, so the 
dad's there like. 

1040
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,560
I thought it was the dad 
simulator. 

1041
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,480
No sons, right? 
Son lives in England, he's a 

1042
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,720
pilot. 
So yeah. 

1043
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:35,120
So I'm getting that set up into 
my house, but while I'm while 

1044
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,840
I'm getting the stuff because 
the guy is helping me in 

1045
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,320
England. 
How old is the dad next door? 

1046
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,400
50. 
He's a bit older, he could have 

1047
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,120
just stolen bits. 
But I've offered to buy his 

1048
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,840
simulator. 
I said just give, give me that. 

1049
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,120
And what's he said because mine 
answer? 

1050
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,440
Yeah, so I said like, whatever 
you want for, I'll give you a 

1051
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,800
bit more. 
Just lift it up and bring it 

1052
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,880
into my house and give it to me 
like. 

1053
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,880
I'm just, well, you know, you 
should do. 

1054
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,680
Actually you should get a WE 
conveyor belt and just set it on

1055
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,880
like you're waiting for your. 
Bags. 

1056
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,600
Yeah, yeah, I'm very excited 
about it. 

1057
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,640
No, but we're getting there with
it. 

1058
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,400
But but it's costing a lot of 
money. 

1059
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,160
Yeah, but if someone else 
sourcing the part. 

1060
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,120
So just relax. 
I'm still flying. 

1061
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,200
Right, OK. 
And do you feel like you've made

1062
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,000
progress from we had the live to
you and me in the wall garden 

1063
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,760
last year when we were talking 
about it seemed like it was a 

1064
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,720
very eminent thing, but I feel 
like we're a year on and there's

1065
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,400
no progress. 
I feel like you're, you're 

1066
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,560
focusing on all get marginal and
you're kind of putting your. 

1067
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,440
I'm still flying in a flight 
similar dev. 

1068
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,200
OK. 
How fast are you doing? 

1069
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,880
Every couple of. 
What about your golf? 

1070
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,560
Golf is back. 
Just back this. 

1071
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,840
Once more, what's because I want
to see you flying as often as 

1072
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,400
you're playing golf. 
Golf is the most important thing

1073
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,720
out of the flight. 
Similar golf is it's my 

1074
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:48,560
relationship is important. 
I have an idea, an idea. 

1075
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,640
You can take it or you can leave
it. 

1076
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,840
You could get one of those golf 
simulators too, in another room.

1077
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,080
You know, it's like the big 
screen. 

1078
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,360
And I guess you could, you could
live in a whole fantasy world 

1079
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,960
you could be in. 
You could fly. 

1080
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,680
Fly to Hawaii to. 
Hawaii and play. 

1081
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,760
Get off. 
The plane and then log into 

1082
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,000
Hawaii Golf Course. 
And then go that hop back on 

1083
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:12,200
yeah, it just take go to Augusta
across the across the water Big 

1084
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,840
12 hour flight to Georgia. 
Yeah, take away how far, settle 

1085
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,520
yourself, play Augusta back in 
the flight. 

1086
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,640
Yeah, Yeah. 
Now you're going to have to 

1087
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,640
dedicate probably 2-3 days of 
your life for that. 

1088
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,280
That's one experience. 
We'll do that. 

1089
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,920
Let's do that and get it on the 
Patriot. 

1090
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,040
Yeah. 
No, no, no. 

1091
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,240
So we're getting there. 
But you, one thing you've got to

1092
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,080
understand about me is I'm a 
slow progress guy. 

1093
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,200
I'll tell you I'm doing 
something, but the progress 

1094
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,720
would be slow like. 
But then this is what you need. 

1095
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,440
You need to make that, you know,
when you're feeling like I can't

1096
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,400
relax, I need to be doing 
things. 

1097
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,160
The thing you should be doing is
building your golf and. 

1098
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,360
No. 
The golf I want the golf. 

1099
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,560
No. 
I'm back on the golf. 

1100
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,160
No. 
The golf's not for you anymore, 

1101
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:52,840
Andrew. 
It's for us. 

1102
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,600
We want you to set up the golf 
simulator. 

1103
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,720
No, no travel. 
We want to see that we want to 

1104
00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,360
see it. 
We want. 

1105
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,120
To see, I'm not going to know 
how much, Golf said. 

1106
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,080
It's like 20 grand. 
We're sorry guys, Patreon. 

1107
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:04,880
We'll get Andrew the golf 
simulator. 

1108
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,320
No way. 
What else could you simulate 

1109
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,280
next? 
Happiness. 

1110
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,000
If even if it does exist. 
I mean if you think happiness 

1111
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,280
exists. 
Yes, because I feel happy. 

1112
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,040
You see, I don't think I think I
think we lie into ourselves. 

1113
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,800
I think every day. 
Every day is a journey through 

1114
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:31,000
your own head. 
Wow am I but you, you must. 

1115
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,760
You look at you have a big smile
on your face now. 

1116
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,840
You must feel happy sometimes. 
I'm very happy, but I question 

1117
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:36,800
it. 
I question it. 

1118
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,680
Question. 
What is if if I you say I'm 

1119
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,760
sitting down talking to you like
on a podcast and I asked you 

1120
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,760
what what makes Andrey happy? 
If you're a list like if you 

1121
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,280
strike me as a kind of guy that 
wouldn't sit down and open up a 

1122
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,880
journal and do gratitude, you 
strike me as a guy that wouldn't

1123
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,000
do his gratitude journal. 
What? 

1124
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,920
What makes Andrey happy? 
To be left alone. 

1125
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,760
But then when you're left alone.
I can't be alone. 

1126
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,760
So that's not happy. 
So that's not happy. 

1127
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,760
And see, when you're simulating,
you're flying. 

1128
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:12,800
I think what makes me happy is 
knowing that I I've made good 

1129
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,920
decisions about the things that 
I can control. 

1130
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,440
You're supposed to just say 
something like I know Chinese 

1131
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,880
food or like watching mine, you 
know? 

1132
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,920
You know something. 
Not that I can't cope with the 

1133
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,720
depth you've asked me so far. 
Do I believe in God? 

1134
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:28,960
Is God real? 
It's habitual. 

1135
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,520
I don't know if anything's real 
anymore. 

1136
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,480
You know what I know? 
I love carbonara. 

1137
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,280
That makes me happy. 
A big plan. 

1138
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,720
Yeah, you see, no, I wouldn't 
judge my head space like that, 

1139
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:37,760
but. 
You need you need to have a 

1140
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,480
little happy wins. 
You know what else makes me 

1141
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,320
happy? 
The plumber came to my house 

1142
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,000
today. 
That made me happy. 

1143
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,040
I was good. 
Yeah, it was great. 

1144
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,400
You know what? 
I have a guy coming tonight to 

1145
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,800
put up shelves in my house, so 
that's going to make me Julie 

1146
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,800
happy because we're getting 
shelves. 

1147
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,400
There you go. 
Shelving makes you happy. 

1148
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,120
Yeah, I name of a painter coming
in February to paint the hall. 

1149
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,720
Good man yourself not makes you 
happy. 

1150
00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:01,280
But, but I don't think you can 
be truly happy. 

1151
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,480
I think you can be truly happy, 
but it's not it's it's, it's 

1152
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,240
finite. 
You can be truly happy for a 

1153
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,280
period and then a dip central 
you know I. 

1154
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:15,840
Think. 
Any more questions? 

1155
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,000
I think all right, go on. 
You're getting. 

1156
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,080
You're getting too deep in 
freaking. 

1157
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,680
Right, sorry. 
Michael, also know what's the 

1158
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,680
longest flight you've ever done 
on a simulator? 

1159
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,360
Oh. 
Only like an hour. 

1160
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,320
Oh, Percy, we want. 
Long haul. 

1161
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,920
We want. 
Long I only want take off in 

1162
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,040
London. 
That's where the action is. 

1163
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,960
You could do full amazing role 
plays in your life by the way. 

1164
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,880
You could fly off like you could
fly to Prague. 

1165
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,960
You could go out there, you 
could make Julie cookies 

1166
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,280
straight for you. 
Go to Amsterdam, get a wee red 

1167
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,560
light in your living room. 
You could do the world you all 

1168
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,560
through the simulator. 
Yeah, it'll be, I'll be a great 

1169
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,520
experience. 
You come up and you come up and 

1170
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:51,640
fly, will you? 
Yeah. 

1171
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,960
See me? 
I will. 

1172
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,280
I will copilot a flight with 
you. 

1173
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,000
You have to talk me through it, 
but I'm willing to do it. 

1174
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,600
Good stuff. 
I'll do the announcements and 

1175
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,240
all. 
They'll be coming through here 

1176
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:02,720
with some some frequencies. 
Andrew, don't do it. 

1177
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,920
Don't do it. 
Any more questions? 

1178
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,760
P dog wants to know how did 
Andrew enjoy Dubai? 

1179
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,880
He's. 
Going to go. 

1180
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,880
I don't know if I really enjoyed
it per SE. 

1181
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,440
I don't know if I can feel it. 
I really enjoyed it at a great 

1182
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,480
time. 
Man, you know. 

1183
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:23,480
Although I was very annoyed when
we arrived, Willie and Shane 

1184
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,520
were in executive rooms and I 
wasn't. 

1185
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,840
I was just in the standard room.
They were they were in like an, 

1186
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,760
oh, we got you an executive room
and I went all brilliant and 

1187
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,600
never like you're just in a 
standard room, Mr. Ryan. 

1188
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,960
I went why the why the change? 
So I look at chain of the why 

1189
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,880
mine standard, like anyway, just
fucking take the room. 

1190
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:44,040
So I took the room and you know 
what had an absolute ball, man, 

1191
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,240
Was there a big difference? 
I just say Willie Thompson and 

1192
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,640
Shane Todd, great crack on the 
road. 

1193
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,240
Great, you're good. 
Crack on the road as well then. 

1194
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:54,880
But like we all need to do 
something where we all go on the

1195
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,680
road. 
Like I want to set up a gig 

1196
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,800
across Europe where we get 5 
cities and five nights and call 

1197
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:04,600
it the Irish invasion and we 
bring an MC and three acts. 

1198
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,480
Four of us go to four big cities
in Europe. 

1199
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,320
I'll call it the Irish invasion 
and. 

1200
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,080
I'd like to do that that. 
'D be great crack. 

1201
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,200
Be a lot of fun do. 
You know what I mean? 

1202
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:20,080
So and yeah, Dubai was brilliant
that as we could crack and it's 

1203
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,560
all about the company, you know,
Like I was seeing Julie's 

1204
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,240
friends were living over there, 
Julie's cousin. 

1205
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,680
So I went out when they all I 
didn't go to Eminem wouldn't 

1206
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,360
interest me now. 
Yeah. 

1207
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,920
You know what I prefer to do by 
human rights, man? 

1208
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:35,200
Any other questions? 
You know your phone? 

1209
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,920
Yeah. 
Who made that? 

1210
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,920
China. 
OK, human rights, yeah. 

1211
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,800
Yeah, but not in China. 
Made by Chinese guys in Belfast.

1212
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:49,000
Those guys got out. 
Timothy wants to know would the 

1213
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,120
comedians ever do a Bake Off or 
Master Chef or. 

1214
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,200
Why did you mix it up and have a
master beat off? 

1215
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,360
What did you? 
Be I'd be Greg Wallace. 

1216
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,880
Just touch everyone up. 
Allegedly. 

1217
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,920
Allegedly, by the way. 
Allegedly he's great man and so.

1218
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,200
I'd do a Bake Off. 
What would you cook? 

1219
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,120
I do I do a meringue. 
Cheesecake make no bake 

1220
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,160
cheesecake. 
I'd be the anti Bake Off. 

1221
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,080
What is the other show? 
Master Chef. 

1222
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,800
Master Chef Yeah, it'd be all 
right. 

1223
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,760
I think it'd be good fun. 
But I mean, I don't know what 

1224
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,560
like you got to think what would
do well for people to watch to, 

1225
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,360
wouldn't you? 
You'd need to be hard to produce

1226
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,880
that sort of show. 
You can really do it live. 

1227
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,240
Did you no no so cost cost the 
money like I still maintain we 

1228
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,040
should do 24 hour Big Brother 
host or something. 

1229
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,000
Yeah, because that's easy to set
up. 

1230
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,520
Yeah. 
OK, done. 

1231
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,280
Great energy. 
Yeah, but no, no, no. 

1232
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,320
If there was any other show, if 
there was any other show, what 

1233
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,440
would you want to do? 
Like I joked on my own podcast 

1234
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,240
last week that I do a naked 
attraction with comedians. 

1235
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,560
No, yeah, I'd win that. 
I just love to see all the 

1236
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,000
redex. 
And all I'd win it because I've 

1237
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,040
got, I've tattooed now I've got 
tattoo, you know. 

1238
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,200
That's right. 
I'd win that, I'd win they Can 

1239
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,560
attractions show off with 
tattoos? 

1240
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,080
And I don't know, you can't win.
They can attract you. 

1241
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,400
Just go on a date with. 
Somebody. 

1242
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,600
Oh, dear. 
All right, I'll tell. 

1243
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,120
You I don't know. 
That's not a cock judging 

1244
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:10,080
contest. 
He's no I would. 

1245
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:15,960
Do you know what I'd love to do?
I want to do the quiz shows. 

1246
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,880
Oh, a chase or something? 
I'd love to do with Chase. 

1247
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,280
Like the millionaire, how did 
you guys feel he wants to be a 

1248
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,000
millionaire when he's did it on 
on the Patreon? 

1249
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,040
Was it a success? 
Was it a what the what you just 

1250
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,760
reckon was? 
Yeah, it went well, yeah. 

1251
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,080
I think it was good. 
A chase would be. 

1252
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,280
Good. 
I really want to be a guest 

1253
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,680
chasers on a quiz shows. 
I'm sick of fucking yeah host 

1254
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,120
and quizzes on the radio and 
like I want to be the guest. 

1255
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,040
Like I want to be the guy trying
to get the money like. 

1256
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:39,360
But you know, a few people have 
moved. 

1257
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,400
Make for good chasers, you know,
obviously, I know for Neil 

1258
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,320
Delamere said he wants to be a 
chaser. 

1259
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,280
Get him to bitch. 
You could. 

1260
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,440
Do he's a very smart man, Neil. 
Yeah, he's an entire. 

1261
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,280
He's really intelligent and I'd 
like annoyingly intelligent. 

1262
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,920
Because he know about 90s 
Premier League? 

1263
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,160
I don't think so. 
He asked me about 90s Premier 

1264
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,840
League. 
Who was the bald goalkeeper for 

1265
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,920
North City in 1996? 
Gone. 

1266
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,560
Correct. 
Thank you. 

1267
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,880
That's impressive. 
Thank you Who? 

1268
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:08,000
Let me say Stewart, who writer 
left back for a Blackburn, won 

1269
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:15,680
the league, believe it or not. 
Three my my cousin on the League

1270
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,200
of Blackburn. 
Yes, but his name? 

1271
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:17,680
Sure. 
Ripley. 

1272
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,600
No, I don't know. 
Sure. 

1273
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,880
Ripley. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1274
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,560
He wasn't right back. 
He's a right winger. 

1275
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,760
All right, he's on the writer. 
No, no, he was a right winger. 

1276
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,840
Stuart Ripley went to Cliff 
Middlesbrough as well. 

1277
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,320
I. 
Told you was right. 

1278
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:32,360
OK, let me think. 
Big ginger fella played from 

1279
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,600
Middlesbrough in the 90s. 
Midfielder Big Fell who? 

1280
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:43,160
Hold on, Hold on, big ginger 
Phil. 

1281
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:49,800
Yeah, what's what's his surname?
In the 90s, From Middlesbrough 

1282
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,760
in the 90s. 
It's something you would do if 

1283
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,760
you didn't get to go to work for
two days. 

1284
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,960
It is stop. 
Stamp, Phil. 

1285
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,480
Stamp Yeah, yes. 
Phil Stamp and oh, and who 

1286
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,680
scored the the goal for Chelsea 
in the FA Cup final? 

1287
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,600
The fact was at the time, the 
fastest goal in. 

1288
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,040
The Berkeley Matteo, Correct. 
Who scored the other goal and 

1289
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,400
they won two nil. 
Time, Franco Zola. 

1290
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,160
I don't know was it sola don't. 
Know I'm going to go viali but 

1291
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,720
I. 
Feel like Ovi Ali frankly, if 

1292
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:16,440
you had a password. 
In the Asian look, RIP. 

1293
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:17,600
He's like a man. 
Yeah. 

1294
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,480
Cancer, wasn't it? 
Yeah. 

1295
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,320
I don't know who died as well. 
Toto Scotchy. 

1296
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,440
Scotchy. 
He died recently. 

1297
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,120
As well that's. 
A shame all of those guys from 

1298
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,760
the 80s and 90s are all going 
now. 

1299
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,960
You think there's some sort of 
Irish curse in those guys? 

1300
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,480
That's why they're. 
No, I just think time's catching

1301
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,600
up with them. 
Any other questions? 

1302
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,320
We'll, we'll get the wrapping up
soon. 

1303
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,760
The last couple of questions. 
Karen wants to know what clubs 

1304
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,880
does air I have in his bag. 
Callaway forged irons. 

1305
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:49,000
Forged an iron can I have. 
A Callaway forged iron. 

1306
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:54,800
I have 456789 iron pitch and 
wage sixty degree 56 degree 50° 

1307
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,960
and I'm saying you get a new 
really good Callaway Potter. 

1308
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,240
My driver is Cobra. 
My is that Callaway. 

1309
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:08,120
Is that a tour ready bag like or
is there too many clubs there? 

1310
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,080
Tour it with like I'm a tour 
ready bag, but I'm and I my 

1311
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,360
godfall, I play with. 
It's a Callaway Chrome soft 

1312
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,720
there. 
You. 

1313
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,240
Go Karen wants to know is Dave 
Bosnia about the return of 

1314
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,480
Trump. 
You know what? 

1315
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:27,840
A joking aside, no, I'm. 
What you think of Trump again? 

1316
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,720
I think it's concerning. 
I think the banter's gone too 

1317
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:35,360
far. 
I think first of all, on a 

1318
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,040
serious note, America voted for 
this to know what they were 

1319
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,600
getting. 
So that's their fucking 

1320
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,920
decision. 
It's none of our business, 

1321
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:46,320
really. 
Secondly, I fucking despise the 

1322
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,000
man. 
I hate him. 

1323
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,560
Yeah, I hate his family. 
I hate his kids. 

1324
00:55:54,240 --> 00:56:01,640
I hate his businesses, I hate 
his abuse, I hate his hair, I 

1325
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:07,840
hate his policies, I hate his 
his son Baron is a little fucked

1326
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:11,720
heart that wouldn't last two 
minutes on a minor football 

1327
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:14,800
team. 
His other kids are all fucking 

1328
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,520
narcissistic bullies who feel 
that the world owes them 

1329
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,320
something when actually they're 
just complete hypocrites who 

1330
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,120
wouldn't last five minutes in 
the real world. 

1331
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,120
You can see right through their 
eyes because of the vacant lack 

1332
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,960
of parenting that they've ever 
had to their father's been. 

1333
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,640
Spent his whole time growing, 
lying about his businesses when 

1334
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,760
the only reason he wants to 
become president is because he's

1335
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,680
got such a hateful mind that his
mother never loved him enough. 

1336
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,040
And his mother was Scottish as 
well and she probably delighted 

1337
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,640
he fucked off to America and 
never came back. 

1338
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,520
And but I wish America well. 
Did you want to come out of the 

1339
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,120
Win Do? 
You appreciate his golf game or.

1340
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,160
No, he's I just fucking hate 
him. 

1341
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:53,200
I just hate the gun. 
And I had a lot of I had a lot 

1342
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,560
of politic politicians on the 
left wing as well and people in 

1343
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:57,960
the right. 
It's not like, oh, I'm just a 

1344
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,240
liberal. 
Like I hate people on all sides,

1345
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:07,920
but like I just like, I don't 
like Jeremy Corbyn because 

1346
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,000
Jeremy Carver isn't like can't 
make a decision. 

1347
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,480
He's like fucking Latvia or 
something, you know, like just 

1348
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,720
non the scripts. 
So. 

1349
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:18,000
Just politics isn't your game. 
No, I just think some of them 

1350
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,600
are done absolute. 
You know, you know, you know. 

1351
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,440
Can I just tell you when there 
was research done be. 

1352
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,840
Careful at hand in this. 
There was research done in 

1353
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:30,480
America why people were voting 
for Donald Trump, and the reason

1354
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,960
they were voting for them is 
because they want people that 

1355
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,960
can make decisions and get 
things done where it seems like 

1356
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,240
somebody like a Biden or a 
Barack Obama, things take too 

1357
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,800
long and where this guy's gone, 
We're doing this and we're doing

1358
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,000
it now. 
OK. 

1359
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,920
So obviously, mass deputy, 
deeper mass deportations, we're 

1360
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,120
doing it and we're doing it now.
And you see people going back on

1361
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,920
flights, right? 
And people are actually going, 

1362
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,560
we like this because something's
getting done. 

1363
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,720
No, I don't agree with it, you 
know, because it's going to be a

1364
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,680
lot of virus getting kicked out.
And you know what, fuck it, come

1365
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:02,520
back home. 
You know what I mean? 

1366
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,280
If you have to come back home, 
come back home, that's fine. 

1367
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,600
But people like people that can 
make decisions and actually get 

1368
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,400
stuff out whether you agree with
what the person is doing, not 

1369
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,120
something. 
So if I went into politics, like

1370
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,000
I would be like, I'll be your 
decision guy. 

1371
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,760
Yeah. 
Do you know what I mean? 

1372
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,040
I'll make decisions. 
What sort of decisions you what 

1373
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,000
are some Andrew Ryan policies? 
Is there anything you would go 

1374
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,400
when you would be on your 
mandate? 

1375
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,560
First thing first, adult only 
cafes. 

1376
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,200
Well that's then putting people 
like me out. 

1377
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,960
I've got to take my kids all 
cafes. 

1378
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,680
Do you need to go to the the 
Kiddie Cafe? 

1379
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,400
I don't talk about dogs. 
They're loading the cafe. 

1380
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,440
Dogs allowed in, yeah. 
They're not adults like. 

1381
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,840
Dogs. 
Dogs alone there's. 

1382
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,760
A dog as an adult. 
But I also think to an extent, 

1383
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,600
people shouldn't bring dogs in 
there. 

1384
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,040
Just because you can't doesn't 
mean you. 

1385
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,760
Should, if you get, if you get 
caught drunk driving, three 

1386
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,440
years in prison. 
OK. 

1387
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,480
Would you bring back the death 
penalty? 

1388
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,320
No, because nobody should. 
No state should have the right 

1389
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,160
over someone's life, 
irrespective of what crimes have

1390
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:57,840
done. 
OK. 

1391
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,960
And what would you, what would 
your response be to Penal 

1392
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,440
Reform? 
Would you be like in the 

1393
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,640
restorative justice or would you
be into the more sort of 

1394
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,880
punitive measures? 
Start off a punitive, see how 

1395
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,120
they react. 
But do you think that people can

1396
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,920
be rehabilitated or you think 
they should still do their their

1397
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,040
time? 
I think if you get sentenced to 

1398
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,840
two years in prison, you should 
do two years in prison. 

1399
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:18,800
Yeah, and people say like, you 
get time off for good behaviour.

1400
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,320
Well, what bad behaviour can I 
do in this fucking 6 by 10 

1401
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,120
satellite? 
I can do plenty of bad 

1402
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,080
behaviour. 
Let me show you, you know. 

1403
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:30,280
What I mean, I also think that I
would increase taxes, OK, 

1404
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,200
everybody say if you're, if 
you're in the 20% tax bracket, 

1405
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,440
your tax will go up to 22 1/2%. 
And that 2 1/2 percent is 

1406
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,640
guaranteed to go to increase the
wages of healthcare workers to 

1407
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,400
make healthcare more of an 
attractive job. 

1408
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,840
And then what you do is you put 
a care assistant on 40 grand a 

1409
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,400
year and watch everybody flock 
to those jobs, which means 

1410
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,720
people get better care. 
So more tax, more wages. 

1411
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,080
That's very good. 
And also people who are on 

1412
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:58,080
minimum wage are allowed to 
abuse members of the Coast 

1413
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:02,640
public. 
I would I would like to see. 

1414
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,200
I vote for that. 
If you put up with, if you're on

1415
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,560
minimum wage and a customer's 
route when you're going to buy a

1416
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,280
coffee and staff members on 
minimum wage and the customers, 

1417
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,800
the customers route to the staff
member, staff member has a legal

1418
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,640
obligation where they can say, 
you know what, just fuck off. 

1419
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,840
I'm a minimum wage, I've got 
extra rights. 

1420
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,360
I can be rude, I like that. 
Any other question? 

1421
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,040
You previously talked about 
running for. 

1422
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,280
Yes, I have is. 
This maybe the start of your. 

1423
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,720
I actually would run, I'd love 
to, I would be interested in it 

1424
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,680
maybe like, and I wouldn't like 
if I ran as I think you have to 

1425
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,520
run as a gift to run as a 
counsellor for no, you know, you

1426
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,720
can run as an MGS, as an 
independent or would you join a 

1427
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,240
party that's three grand to run 
and I need what, 20 signatures? 

1428
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,680
So what I would do is I get all 
you guys to help me and then 

1429
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,640
we'll run an actual serious 
campaign. 

1430
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:48,200
But like, you know, I would be 
very pro school integration. 

1431
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,640
I would be a increase the wages 
for the NHS by increasing taxes 

1432
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,360
and. 
Would you, would you give any 

1433
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,440
tax breaks to sort of them the 
middle working classes of people

1434
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,000
because I think they're the ones
that always get hit? 

1435
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,040
The other ones always get hit. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1436
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:05,960
Well, I would probably get try 
and get people to pay more tax 

1437
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,160
first of all and then I would 
try and invest in in deprived 

1438
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,520
areas more to get to break the 
cycle of poverty. 

1439
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,480
I would incur if I was on your 
team, I'd be trying to encourage

1440
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,960
people to to work because I feel
like that's the thing that the 

1441
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,280
current way the benefit system 
is sometimes you can get 

1442
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:24,280
penalised if you take away 16 
hour job, you know your benefits

1443
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:25,760
get cut. 
I would still have it whereby 

1444
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,320
your. 
Threshold is to work. 

1445
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,640
Money and your benefits. 
You're maybe getting a little 

1446
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,120
bit more overall, but less 
benefits. 

1447
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,040
You've got to get people to wake
up in the morning to know that 

1448
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,440
they're going to be protected 
and supported respective of what

1449
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,080
they do, but also have to get to
get to take the pistol going to 

1450
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,920
be screwed, yeah. 
So you'd be a wee bit of it, 

1451
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,280
you'd be a little bit of a 
dictator. 

1452
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,240
I wouldn't know What David what?
A little bit, little bit. 

1453
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:46,800
No, I wouldn't what I'm saying 
because. 

1454
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,800
What you're saying is if they 
take the piss, which means if 

1455
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,680
they don't agree. 
With you, no one to just take 

1456
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,760
the pisses and commit crime or 
stuff like that. 

1457
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,320
What sort of things would you 
consider consider a crime? 

1458
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,240
Would you decriminalise certain 
things? 

1459
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,640
Like what about your approach on
drugs? 

1460
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,000
We'll see. 
I would legalise some drugs to 

1461
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,760
take to to get back resources we
deserve everywhere. 

1462
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,640
Now let's legalise it. 
Let's take away the taxes, the 

1463
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,480
surprise about it. 
Let's take away the oh, look at 

1464
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,680
me and smoke and we learned like
let's normalise you normalise 

1465
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,640
it. 
The excitement's gone. 

1466
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,120
People then don't think they're 
being cool and when something's 

1467
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,960
normal. 
So I would tax it. 

1468
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,640
Do what to do in America have a 
couple of shops where you can 

1469
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:23,080
sell it be over 80. 
Let's just like Viagra weed, 

1470
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,840
just sell it. 
Together I'll be 

1471
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,600
counterproductive. 
No, but you know what I mean. 

1472
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,880
Just do do. 
It like this you'd be hard at 

1473
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:33,600
the base but soft. 
But you'd be happy to be very 

1474
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,280
happy. 
Like stuff like that. 

1475
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,040
Like. 
Any any others? 

1476
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,640
No, everyone's just happy to 
vote for Andrew. 

1477
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,360
Everyone's vote for what you 
call your party. 

1478
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:45,800
I don't know, like the the good 
faith party or something, but I 

1479
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:49,360
actually like, you know what, as
an, as an experiment, and I 

1480
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:53,480
would love to run as an as an 
MLA, but approach somebody to 

1481
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,680
document it for a documentary, 
but actually take it seriously. 

1482
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,000
Like I know Mike Nets, but you 
know, the health secretary, I 

1483
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,880
remember saying something to 
what I said, whatever you do, 

1484
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,480
man, just pay them because 
you've got to pay them first. 

1485
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,480
And if you've got happy staff 
and people, people want to work 

1486
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,760
in that industry and that 
industry is attracting people in

1487
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:13,440
because you're paying them, then
the more staff you have, the 

1488
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,520
more you can find solutions. 
You'll never fix the hazard. 

1489
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,760
I hate all these politicians Go,
we're going to fix the health 

1490
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,920
service bullshit. 
Tell me time when it was, tell 

1491
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,600
me, tell me, tell me when it was
perfect. 

1492
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,760
Tell me when it was fixed. 
And that's never been fixed. 

1493
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,600
You can't fix it. 
What you can do is you can make 

1494
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:33,000
it better by getting the right 
people in and slowly making 

1495
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,640
progress. 
Would you get there? 

1496
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,080
Any health professionals in to 
help you? 

1497
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,280
With that, I would probably ask,
you know. 

1498
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,880
You wrap up a calories 
questionnaire and spreadsheet 

1499
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,640
you'd love for what you do. 
Turn around to them and say get 

1500
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,000
doctors, get nurses, get care 
assistants, get cleaners in and 

1501
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,640
say, right, what do you need in 
your department? 

1502
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:50,040
Well, we need staff, right? 
What's what's stopping people 

1503
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,560
from joining that money, right? 
Money. 

1504
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,760
Everything comes out to money. 
Give them the fucking money. 

1505
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,680
You know another thing I don't 
like about the NHS may point out

1506
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,000
any doctors less than the way 
you speak. 

1507
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,160
The nurses and staff. 
Yeah, rude. 

1508
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,680
Be the poor polite. 
Sort your bedside manner so. 

1509
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,680
Your bedside manner. 
This is my thing, I'm going to 

1510
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,640
send this. 
You are going to be allowed buy 

1511
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,760
and sell politicians like 
footballers. 

1512
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,760
OK, So if we go or Finland, 
they've got really good health 

1513
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,800
service, right? 
Let's put a bid in for the 

1514
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,600
Finland health minister, man or 
woman, whoever it is. 

1515
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:24,320
Five year deal, come over, you 
got five years to help, to help.

1516
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,600
I mean we buy and sell them like
footballers. 

1517
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:32,760
So like you get a French guy in 
to do tourism or something if 

1518
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,440
they've got if our people can't 
do it, get fucking by him. 

1519
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,640
Get him in like Elon Musk an 
American. 

1520
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:43,320
No, like he's advising the but 
Elon Musk in America's advising 

1521
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,600
Trump. 
You know Musk is South African 

1522
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,680
like. 
Yeah. 

1523
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,320
But I mean, we'll see how that 
plant pans out. 

1524
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,160
We'll see how that. 
Goes not going to go well. 

1525
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,200
Listen. 
But we'll see. 

1526
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,160
We'll see. 
I think my. 

1527
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,760
Cryptos up there you. 
Go, guys. 

1528
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:56,560
Is it down to that? 
This is. 

1529
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,880
For Andrew Ryan, number one man,
never listen to your ears for 

1530
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,720
all people. 
Did you just do it a wee bit of 

1531
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,080
like reggae there? 
Yeah. 

1532
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,240
I've been a little monster 
around on a big man in the 

1533
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:06,640
house, son. 
But I'll tell you something, if 

1534
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,360
I got if I got elected as an MLA
installment, my speeches be 

1535
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,840
fucking hilarious like. 
Yeah, up, Adam Put to be coming 

1536
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:13,040
down on you. 
Can you imagine the first 

1537
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,080
Southerner in a in its 
instalment? 

1538
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,400
Well, I mean, said champagne, my
friends. 

1539
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:23,240
No southerner born in the South.
What is there a S parties? 

1540
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,960
It's what you believe. 
I see my views on that. 

1541
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,040
Listen guys, this has been a lot
of fun. 

1542
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,600
Thanks very much for tuning in. 
Hopefully Shane will be back 

1543
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,360
with you. 
Tomorrow, hope he's all. 

1544
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:37,240
Being well, and if not, I'm sure
there'll be some other fun guy 

1545
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:41,120
or or gal gal coming in to fill 
in but listen guys, this is 

1546
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,320
running all week from. 
Same time. 11:11. 

1547
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,920
Tomorrow also tickets for the 
SSC show have been extended. 

1548
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,800
Their extra tickets on available
to buy now. 

1549
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:54,520
Tickets for the SSE on the Twin.
3rd of May. 3rd of May, 23rd of 

1550
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,960
May yeah, on the 23rd of May 
this year, tickets are 

1551
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,240
available. 
I'm sure they're in the 

1552
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,400
available final link in the 
description of the podcast. 

1553
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,840
Check that out and keep an eye 
and. 

1554
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,200
If you know anybody in London, 
Glasgow, Aberdeen, Leeds, 

1555
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,880
Liverpool, not Limerick, 
Brighton, Guildford and 

1556
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:12,280
Strabane. 
Tickets Day this is. 

1557
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:16,400
February for that on 
andrewryancomedy.com/for number 

1558
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,160
one. 
There you go for #1 Thanks very 

1559
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:20,520
much guys. 
It's been a pleasure until. 

1560
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:21,720
On a while you heard me, 
Margaret. 

1561
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,480
Absolutely, whatever, he said.