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I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin 
Joseph, and we've got a little 

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secret. 
Actually, it's a pretty big 

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secret. 
Well, now you got to give the 

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people something. 
I'm not saying a word. 

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Oh, then people will know to 
tune in. 

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Come on, tell them a little like
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events streaming only on 
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Exactly how it's called New York
After dark. 

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And it's a comedy show that only
features drop in comic boom, you

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nail into Michael Chase phone 
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey,
New York After Dark. 

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It's some kind of comedy thing, 
and it's streaming now only on 

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Peacock. 
You love it. 

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Zippers, welcome to this spooky 
Halloween episode of the Tea 

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With Me podcast. 
As you can see, I'm in fancy 

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dress. 
I've dressed up as an attractive

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man. 
You know, that's what it goes 

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every year and that's why I 
always win the competition 

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price. 
What? 

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One year whenever I was in 
primary school, we were allowed 

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to dress up for Halloween and I 
dressed up as Father Todd, which

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was a hilarious play on Father 
Ted and I thought I was assert 

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to win. 
How do we outfit on? 

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How do we went down with a wee 
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I had the collar. 
It was all good. 

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And then I didn't even place in 
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I was like, this is bullshit and
the teacher's like, there's 

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nothing scary about your outfit.
You're dressed as a priest. 

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And with hindsight, I would 
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Zeppers. 
It's a spooky Halloween 

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spectacular episode, Is it? 
Or if I decided at the last 

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minute it's a Halloween episode,
who knows? 

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Who knows? 
But look, Halloween is a good 

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time. 
I think people are going to get 

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really freaky this year because,
you know, we're having Halloween

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at home. 
We're in the middle of this 

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pandemic. 
Nobody's allowed out. 

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Nobody's going to the bars, 
nobody's Halloween. 

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Ryman, if you see, honestly, I 
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kids come to your door, trick or
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honestly, because on if they 
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distance, maybe they have like a
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you can put money on and they 
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fine. 
But if any kids come to your 

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door, just trick or treat with 
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Yeah, just phone the police 
immediately, not the emergency 

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number. 
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portal for that. 
It's, it's a good it's a good 

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time. 
I mean, I'm not a, I'm not a big

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Halloween guy. 
I'm not really a big Halloween 

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guy. 
I've never carved a pumpkin for 

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toxic and I'm not in Halloween 
because I'm not really, I don't,

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I don't like to scare myself. 
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but ghost stories, scary films. 
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here's the thing, I'm 32, right?
But I, and I'll openly say this 

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on the podcast, I won't spend a 
lot of time at the bottom of my 

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bed with exposed legs. 
Do you remember that? 

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I, I don't run and jump into bed
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won't loiter at the bottom of my
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reaches a hand out and grabs my 
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That's my #1 feat. 
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because I don't know for sure 
that there's nobody under my 

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bed. 
It's happened before, it'll 

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happen again. 
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people doing parties at home? 
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I don't, I don't have the only 
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Halloween or Halloween rhyming, 
which I enjoyed. 

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We talked about earlier in the 
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I made the point that you've got
to do the proper Halloween 

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rhyme, otherwise, you know, 
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anything done. 
Whenever you were a young a 

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young boy growing up in Oma, did
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No, never. 
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Why? 
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Yeah, I've said the town. 
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neighbour door, you're 
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Halloween round. 
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20P and a stitch because I had 
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house. 
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No, never. 
I've never even heard of the 

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rhyme until this week and 
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Until the podcast, yeah. 
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Do you feel like you missed out?
Do you feel like there's any 

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part of your childhood that? 
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Do you think next year might be 
the year where you just get a 

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scream mask on and just head 
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Standard weekend, right? 
With a knife, any cash Halloween

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rhyme was fun because you knew 
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be a good time or not. 
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Hollywood was a big deal. 
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I mean, yeah, Halloween right in
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anywhere because you know, you 
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20P and you would get 3 grand. 
You would get 3 grand on a 

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second hand mark and you're 
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And the guy would go made us no 
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It's clogging up space in my 
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Halloween rhyme in Hollywood was
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You were called a guy's house. 
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apple because some people used 
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like an old lady would give you 
an apple call to someone's house

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in Hollywood. 
The guy would be like, listen, 

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do you fancy some duck ragu in a
takeaway thing on real Halloween

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rhyme in Hollywood Halloween 
rhyme in Hollywood Just kids 

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walking about chipping pen 
machine, taking PayPal, taking 

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all kinds of payments. 
I want to look out for this 

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episode. 
I want to. 

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I'm a little bit off balance 
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driving my dad's car at the 
minute because my car is getting

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fixed and a builder. 
Here's the thing, my dad's cars 

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an automatic and I have never 
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from when I'm in America and I 
say that like I'm in America 

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every other week. 
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and I was driving out of the 
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do is like a small 3 point turn 
and there was a builder walking 

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past at the same time and I hit 
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accelerator. 
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then I was like oh shit and I 
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again. 
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in distress and started to 
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to just get out of my own 
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And I was like, I was so 
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I was going to wind down the 
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automatic. 
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knew what the crack was, but he 
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And I kept hitting the brake and
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this man like going forward and 
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And I'm like, mate, I am. 
I understand the objective is 

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for me to get out of my dry. 
All you're doing is waving me 

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out of my driveway and why do 
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driveway? 
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very emasculated by that. 
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stuff, I just, I just felt very 
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about 17 minutes to do a 
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So what I want to do in this 
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go any further, I want to thank 
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I want to thank Owen Murray from
Murray's Painting and decorating

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for for just giving us a mug 
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decorating. 
Sep, Sep. 

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And I, I enjoy that a lot. 
I enjoy that zippers are sending

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in bespoke mugs to us. 
So if you want to send, people 

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have emailed us before saying 
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And if you do want to send this 
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chimp, you know, like a 
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would not know between us how to
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We're not actually at the office
very often, but we have an 

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address now where if you want to
send something we can pick it 

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up. 
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Hollywood BT189-H hang on 
BT189HW120 High St Hollywood 

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BT18 9HW Don't double check down
because that is what it is that 

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I'm not just giving out a random
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And you can address it to what 
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You can address it to you can 
address it to 1 LONE space L if 

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you want to send us anything. 
And I don't know, I've gone to 

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the length of stand up because 
no one will ever send us 

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anything. 
So what I want to do is look at 

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some classical stories because 
you know, it's a spooky time of 

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year. 
I like Halloween when people 

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will be more open to the 
paranormal because one of the 

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weird things I find about the 
paranormal, you know, when 

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people say they've seen ghosts 
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thing I find weird about that is
you haven't, you know, it's 

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interesting that people will 
tell you that when they've seen 

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a ghost. 
But then it's also interesting 

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that, you know, you also are 
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ever seen a ghost. 
Because here's the thing, nobody

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has ever seen a ghost. 
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someone's like, I felt a 
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feeling also a presence of a 
fucking lunatic because there 

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isn't a thing like if there was 
a ghost, why has it not been on 

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camera by now? 
You know, I mean, like if there 

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was a ghost, it would be the 
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history of the world of all 
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It'll be the most amazing thing 
in history if someone had come 

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back to life and manifested 
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It hasn't happened. 
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understand like people like 
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feel something and who am I to 
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But at this at the same time, 
chances are when someone's like,

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no, I was standing in a field at
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thought is why we standing that 
you're doing something weird and

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someone will be like. 
And I felt a breath on my 

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shoulder. 
And that was that was that was 

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Elvis Presley's way of telling 
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And part of me is going, but 
could it not have been the wind,

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you know, But and then the 
person will be like, no, because

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I've had the breath on my 
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And then I heard that's what I'm
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explain. 
That probably was the King 

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himself. 
I read about Elvis Presley 

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recently that he only performed 
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Isn't that weird? 
He performed in Canada once 

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because apparently his manager 
said like, oh, you know, just 

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concentrate on here and you 
don't need to be going anywhere 

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else. 
The shows won't be as good and 

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just stay here because his 
manager was worried that, you 

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know, he's got to be signed by 
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be too big for him to manage. 
I'm not, in a lot of ways, 

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reminds me of that. 
So I have some Northern Ireland 

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ghost stories here, some genuine
accounts on the Culture of 

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Northern website of spooky 
stories that have happened. 

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So I will tell you whether these
are real or not. 

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Let's just go into it. 
John St, demolished during the 

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construction of Royal Ave in the
1880s, connected Donegal St. 

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The North St, one of the old 
streets country type houses was 

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said to have been haunted by the
ghost of an elderly woman. 

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It always is. 
It's never a 23 year old guy. 

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Ghosts are always an elderly 
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They're never an athletic hunk. 
It was claimed the ghost three 

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items of pottery and furniture 
around the back downstairs room 

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and on one occasion wrecked 
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One of the residents later 
claimed to have seen what 

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appeared to have been an old 
woman walking up and down the 

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backroom talking to herself. 
In May 1882, workmen laid new 

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laid new pipes and sewers. 
They discovered the bones of an 

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old woman which had laid buried 
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The bones were removed and 
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and the hauntings were never 
heard of again. 

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And so the thing about that is 
like the thing about that it now

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that has freaked me out just a 
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the worst kind of no, when the 
world I was going to say the 

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worst kind of ghost to see would
be an old woman, but it wouldn't

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categorically the worst kind of 
ghost to see would be like a 

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toddler, like no, like older 
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old child. 
Like my fear is because I've had

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nightmares about this before, 
not like regularly, but you 

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might like imagine you go to 
imagine this, right? 

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Imagine you, you hear something 
in the night or you freaked out 

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or whatever. 
And you go down to downstairs in

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your house and on the in the 
hallway, you just see this boy 

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with his back to you and he's 
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Like he's not looking like not 
even watching TV. 

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He's just looking at a wall and 
he's just standing there. 

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And you go, you all right, mate?
And imagine he turned around and

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says yes, thanks and it's you 
when you were younger or even 

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freakier, imagine if it's your 
face. 

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No, imagine if you walk down 
your stairs to see you. 

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And what would make way more 
free and dressed as a Victorian 

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like in Victorian times gear. 
You alright mate? 

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And then you turn around and go,
yeah, I'm that I'll mate. 

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Just a Victorian ghost here, 
mate. 

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I would hate that so much 
because I would hate that 

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because my #1 reflex would 
because it would freak me out so

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much and I feel like on the 
ghost and I'm in danger. 

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I would I would probably fly 
kick the boy. 

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That's me being honest. 
I would probably do a kick to 

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the boy and then I would feel 
really bad if the police and 

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later told me, listen, he just 
lives down the street from you 

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and he got confused and he ended
up in your eyes. 

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He just got confused. 
He sleepwalked, he sleepwalks. 

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He just, he went you then lock 
your front door and he was just 

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trying to get out and kick them 
in the head. 

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Why have you done that? 
And I go, but maybe stress as a 

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Victorian boy, the place will be
like, no, he's just wearing 

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white pyjamas. 
He's just wearing pyjamas. 

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You know, he's wearing some 
mom's Navy. 

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That's why. 
That's why this Halloween, 

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you've got to be careful. 
You've got to be on alert. 

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Make sure that it is a ghost 
year, but the kick and not just 

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a lost boy, you know. 
So that's one to look out for. 

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But the idea that an old woman 
would, you know, wreck a 

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backyard and stuff like a wheel 
woman, probably not, you know 

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what I mean? 
She'd be free. 

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Although it's Belfast, you know,
it's Belfast, you know, Belfast 

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old women are kind of because my
granny was, you know, a Belfast 

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old woman and, and Belfast old 
women are tough, you know, I 

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mean, they're strong. 
So could I see, could I have 

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seen my granny back in the day 
throwing about some pottery? 

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Yes, in the right circumstance, 
100%. 

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But the idea that see, I don't 
like that, the idea that they're

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like, oh, we've dug up these 
bones and we've moved them 

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somewhere else now and now 
everything's fine. 

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You know, the idea of a haunted 
house is just not, it's not 

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really a thing. 
And why were these workmen big 

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skirt boys, you know, as well? 
Why were they like just need to 

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cut this out of here and move it
away? 

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We're not doing this job. 
You know, I just, I just don't, 

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I don't believe that. 
I think the yard, if I'm being 

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honest, I think the house was 
wrecked, was trashed because 

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someone, someone had, you know, 
was like maybe buying gear and a

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deal has gone wrong and 
someone's wrecked their house. 

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You know, I mean, it's very easy
to be like, you know, if the 

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reality was somebody in 1884 or 
whatever was buying a bit of 

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what would the gear have been 
back then, you know, buying a 

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bit of snuff powder and then a 
dealers come to their house. 

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What was what was gear back 
then? 

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I don't know. 
Yeah, opium or. 

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Something opium that's got very 
wide there. 

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Yeah, somebody was probably, 
somebody probably in that house 

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bought opium and then a dealers 
come around to their house on a 

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unicycle. 
That's how people got around 

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back then. 
How much would you not have 

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respected drug dealers back 
then? 

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When the guy comes around with a
monocle and a cycle and a 

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leather satchel of opium, he's 
come round and he's like, 

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where's my money? 
And like, he probably, it 

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probably wasn't good swear words
like you wouldn't have been like

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worth my money. 
That can he be like, good Sir, 

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you've besmirched me. 
Where's the money for this? 

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Where's the coin for this opium?
And then the guy's like, man, I 

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don't have your money. 
And the guy's trashed the place 

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and then his mum and dad have 
come down and I'm like, what's 

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happened here? 
What's happened here? 

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And he's gone. 
There was a wee old woman 

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talking to herself and the 
reality was he was just trying 

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to buy gear. 
Scotty shoe at Grand Central 

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Hotel. 
The Grand Central Hotel stood on

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the site of the now occupied 
Castle Court. 

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Would you know, it's really 
freaky. 

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I've seen the Grand Central 
Hotel and I because people are 

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saying here this was in the 19 
Fourteens and I actually, this 

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is really freaky, but I was 
what? 

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The night. 
Yeah, no, not the 19 Fourteens, 

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but they're banned. 
But I have actually seen the 

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Grand Central Hotel recently. 
So it used to be where Castle 

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Court is, but I have seen it and
that might be like a spirit 

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appearing to me, but I'm 
convinced I've seen a 70 five 

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Storey structure called the 
Grand Central Hotel and it used 

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to be where Castle Court is. 
It was reputedly haunted by one 

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of its original gas fitters 
nicknamed Scotty Shoe. 

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For sure a Belfast Gas fit was 
called Scotty Shoe and the 

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reason he was called that was 
because he was from Scotland and

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he wore shoes. 
All right, now, what's your name

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and all? 
All right, pal, I'm Scotty. 

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So you're wearing shoes here. 
You know what we're calling him 

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Scotty shoes. 
During the First World War the 

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hotel was request re questioned 
by the British Army. 

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Requisitioned by the British 
Army on the night of 26th of May

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1914, it was Eternal William 
Jenkins, the garrison's 

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commanding officer, to patrol 
the building. 

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A short time later the men were 
alarmed by the sound of Jenkins 

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screaming in the upper floors 
and discovered him lying at the 

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foot of the stairs, nervous and 
shaking because he bought opium 

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from a guy on the unicycle back 
of his quarters. 

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Jenkins told him he had been 
confronted by the figure of a 

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man moving towards him. 
Seconds later he knew what he 

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was seeing was not real as the 
lower part of the figures legs 

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seemed to be through the floor. 
Well I still don't know why 

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Scotty why this original gas 
fitter was called Scotty Shoe. 

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Also the original gas fitter, a 
far better nickname than Scotty 

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Shoe, the original gas fitter. 
And see, these aren't, these 

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aren't making the hairs in the 
back of my neck stand up. 

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I need something that's going to
really, really get me going. 

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Oh, the Sandy Ro ghost story. 
A thoroughfare of Sandy Row is 

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almost as old as the town of 
Belfast itself. 

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In 1879, a coal Porter named 
James Aitchison and his family 

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moved into #60 Sandy Row and 
soon felt uneasy in their new 

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home. 
The 8 year old daughter slept in

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a back upstairs room and 
occasionally she woke up in the 

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middle of the night screaming. 
When her parents rushed in, she 

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claimed to have seen a strange 
man in her bedroom. 

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When when the artisan family 
moved elsewhere, the house was 

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occupied by a labourer named 
Laurie carrying out repairs in 

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his backyard, he noticed an 
elderly man standing at the 

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bottom of his ladders. 
He called to the man and 

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received no reply. 
But when he began to come down 

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the ladders, the elderly man 
disappeared before his eyes. 

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You're right there, man. 
The shit is ghost stories of 

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that. 
It probably was just some old 

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look in the neck, a ladder and 
realising there's a fella at the

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top of it. 
How you say? 

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Derelict for a number of years 
until at the turn of the century

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the Ashwood family converted it 
into a hairdresser's. 

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Workmen reported seeing the 
figure of a man in the backyard 

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but when they went out to 
investigate and the one was 

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there. 
If these are the same Workman 

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from the House of the Old Lady, 
these are just cowboy builders 

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just delaying the build. 
A 77 year old man named Corbett 

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had lived in the house for much 
of the last century. 

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Corbett was said to be doting 
and Julia's unusual behaviour 

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became very well known through 
Sandy Row. 

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In 1876 his housekeeper's son 
returned from work and he was 

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sitting down for a meal. 
He inquired where his seat was. 

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His mother informed him Corbett 
had took it out to the backyard 

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to do something and then it must
still be out there. 

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The man went out to search for 
the chair and saw it lying at 

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the backyard wall. 
When he went to get it, he saw 

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Corbett hanged inside an enclave
on a crook in the wall. 

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I mean, that's a red ghost 
story. 

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It's just fucking grim, right? 
Last one, the railway ghost of 

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Ballymacarat 1N evening at the 
turn of the 20th century. 

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A signal man coming off duty on 
the County Down railway. 

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Walk through dense fog on the 
railway track above the winding 

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streets in Bali. 
My car. 

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I used to play indoor football 
on Monday nights. 

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Makes it even spooky. 9 until 
10. 

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I used to play in another class 
so I So this makes it this 

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opposite a bit because I've been
in this place. 

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The 730 Bangor train had just 
passed along the line when he 

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heard someone not far behind 
them, and eventually he could 

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make out the figure of a woman 
approaching through the fog. 

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The signal man and young woman 
made their way back to the 

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station together, where he bade 
the woman goodnight and signed 

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off for work before making his 
way to the Arrow Bar at 

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Bridgend. 
Here, Maybe at the Arrow bar at 

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Bridgend. 
That sounds class Bridgend. 

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Now it's just there's nothing 
there fucking the Arrow Bar. 

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Once in the pub, he recounted 
the story to another railway 

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worker. 1 was startled to hear 
him say the woman had given her 

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name as Hanvi and told the 
company about an incident that 

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took place in 1896 when a local 
man stumbled upon the mutated 

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remains of a young woman lying 
scattered over the railway 

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junction. 
The body was later identified as

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that of Catherine Hanvi, a 
single woman of around 30 years 

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of age who had worked as a 
domestic servant in a house in 

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the Lisburn Rd. 
The inquest verdict recorded the

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Katherine handvy on the 
Hollywood and Bangor branch of 

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the Belfast, encountered on 
railway, came to her death from 

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injuries received caused by an 
engine and train passing over. 

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That one is actually pretty 
scary, like that one is 

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relatively scary. 
But what you know, do you know 

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what? 
Can I just do something really 

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quick, call Dave Elliot? 
I'm going to ask Dave to tell me

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if he picks up, he might not 
want to, but Dave has one of the

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scariest Halloween ghost stories
of all time and I don't know if 

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he'll tell me this will. 
This will honestly put chills of

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people. 
Baby, could you do me a favour 

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while I'm on the podcast right 
now? 

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Could you do me a favour? 
We're talking about ghost 

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stories and I've read these like
Halloween ghost stories. 

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None of them are that scary. 
Could you, could you just like 

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really quickly tell me what 
happened to you? 

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Just like even a short version 
of it if that's OK. 

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Well, Long story short, 
basically moved in the new house

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and went up, left some stuff at 
the house and there's an old 

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woman who lived in the house 
next door and she was like, 

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don't move in there. 
And I was like, why? 

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And she was like, it's haunted. 
And then obviously I just 

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smacked her, went in anyway. 
And as I went in, I was fine, 

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ignored it, left all my stuff, 
thought you know what, new 

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house, let's go and celebrate. 
So went out for a few drinks and

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say few drinks, got pretty, 
pretty drunk in fairness. 

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And and you know, that's when I 
was young once many minutes ago.

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And after that came back to the 
house, obviously, because that's

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where I lived now, you know, 
and, and basically passed out 

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sleep and just woke up in the 
middle of the night. 

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I just heard this like strange 
noise. 

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I was like, Oh, no, what's up? 
And like, look at the bottom of 

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bed. 
I can sort of sense a presence 

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and noise and look at the bottom
of bed and there's this like 

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ghost there. 
And I was like, Oh my God, I was

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frozen with fear. 
Didn't know whether it was like 

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the fear or like the drink, But 
either way, I couldn't move. 

444
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,880
And I just, I just, all I could 
do is speak. 

445
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,640
And I looked at the ghost went, 
are you a ghost? 

446
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,200
And then the ghost went, I mate,
I went, oh, no. 

447
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,840
And then I just sort of lay 
there in silence. 

448
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,080
And then the ghost spoke again. 
He was like, mate, I'm just 

449
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,360
taking your TV, OK. 
I went, yes, whatever you need. 

450
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:14,320
And then and he left and I say, 
oh, no, fell back asleep again. 

451
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,560
And about like 10 minutes, I saw
the vision again and he come 

452
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,200
back and he was like, hey, I 
brought any of the TV remote for

453
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,680
that TV and all I went, yeah, 
it's just they're talking. 

454
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,240
And he took it and went. 
And that was basically my my one

455
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,560
and only experience of the 
ghost. 

456
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,960
And then I was so terrified I 
woke up the next morning and 

457
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,160
checked on the TV and remote was
gone. 

458
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,000
I'm a PlayStation, I'm a car as 
well. 

459
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,400
So. 
There's a poltergeist. 

460
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,400
There's a poltergeist. 
Yes, it was. 

461
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,520
It was whatever it was. 
It took a lot of my stuff and 

462
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,080
needed us for the afterlife, 
clearly. 

463
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:49,600
And I also did find like a way, 
you know, blunt and like a roll 

464
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,360
up joint on the ground and an 
empty bottle of Old English 

465
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,880
cider as well, which was pretty 
creepy. 

466
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,320
What do you think he was trying 
to tell? 

467
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,520
Maybe he was an old the ghost of
an old English man. 

468
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,920
I think he maybe he, maybe he 
was or otherwise he was just, I 

469
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,960
don't know, maybe like he saw I 
was having a party that night 

470
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,120
and he just maybe wanted to get 
involved in his own ghost way or

471
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,920
whatever. 
Can I, can I just, can I just 

472
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,640
ask you Lastly, like was he 
dressed? 

473
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,720
And a lot of stories were 
written here like people are 

474
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,040
like Victorian times people. 
Was he dressed and like all 

475
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,680
Victorian robes or what way 
would he have been dressed? 

476
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,160
No, he was, he was wearing. 
So he does track suits and he 

477
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,880
had Reebok Classics on as well, 
right? 

478
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,640
So. 
Yeah. 

479
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,080
Did you ever hear anything more 
from him? 

480
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,400
No. 
No, actually it didn't, but it 

481
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,240
was weird because, you know, 
like ghosts are normally like 

482
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,440
the wood kind of just like 
appear through walls and stuff. 

483
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,320
Yeah. 
He broke the the windowpane on 

484
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:51,320
the front door and like, just 
let himself in by turning the 

485
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,560
lock. 
It's crazy that. 

486
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,680
Is crazy. 
Thanks for telling me that 

487
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,480
story. 
I'll be, I'll be vigilant in 

488
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,120
case he comes to hold me. 
Definitely, definitely do, 

489
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,200
because the thing about it is 
where is it? 

490
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,800
Where are you recording the 
podcast today? 

491
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,040
Hollywood. 
It was in. 

492
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,160
Hollywood. 
Oh, shit. 

493
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,240
All right, we'll look, we'll get
this wrapped up, base up and get

494
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,320
out of here. 
But cheers for that. 

495
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,440
Be safe guys. 
Bye. 

496
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,480
All right. 
Thanks, brother. 

497
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,520
I mean, that's a haunting tale 
for sure. 

498
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,880
Thanks very much, Dave, for 
that. 

499
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,880
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500
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516
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517
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518
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This whole I asked listeners for

527
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,400
questions, I asked listeners for
their own Halloween haunted 

528
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,280
tales and if anyone had seen or 
or heard anything freaky. 

529
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,200
And Speaking of freaks, Matthew 
Merlin gets in touch and says, 

530
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,960
oh that oh, wait, hold on. 
And that my dad just sent me a 

531
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,160
text asking if I can get him 
fruit scones on the way home. 

532
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:42,800
OK, I want like a listener's 
like OK, so Tom's get Tom gets 

533
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,200
in touch and says I've heard 
there's a couple of ghosts 

534
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,160
hanging about her Bernie St 
toilets in Hollywood. 

535
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,680
I mean, they I don't know if 
there yes, there is a lot of 

536
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,480
figures and spirits that do hang
around public toilets. 

537
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,960
A lot of like the spirits and 
ghosts of certainly older 

538
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,520
gentlemen quite a lot that like 
to, you know, spend a lot of 

539
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,520
time there when I have actually 
seen a lot of these ghosts 

540
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:11,000
shapeshift through the walls. 
And what I mean by that is I 

541
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,040
have seen shapes come through 
the wall. 

542
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,400
You know, when I have been in 
these toilets, I have actually 

543
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,320
seen these ghosts move 
themselves through the wall, 

544
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,320
like directly where I'm at the 
toilet. 

545
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,760
Like I've seen ghosts sort of 
come like come through the come 

546
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:30,240
through the wall and they come 
through like a, a small circle 

547
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,520
ship and they try and get 
themselves through, but they 

548
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,800
can't get all themselves 
through. 

549
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,560
Like a lot of times they can 
only get like a small piece. 

550
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,520
Well, sometimes they're small, 
sometimes they can get a large 

551
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,000
piece of themselves and through 
and sometimes the balls as well.

552
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,360
But that's definitely one to 
look out for. 

553
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,120
Dave sends a message and says 
before we phone them there and 

554
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,960
says, stop sitting on my seat in
the studio and tell Dan to get 

555
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,280
off my table. 
So I think he's been, he's been 

556
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,320
haunted by the ghost of somebody
with a bad attitude. 

557
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,880
So Naomi Mitchell, who's a big 
supper, gets in touch and says 

558
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,520
visited A supposedly haunted 
house years ago. 

559
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,160
Story is the family died in a 
house fire and it's the dad's 

560
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,080
angry spirit that terrorises 
people. 

561
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,520
You have to walk up a field to 
get to the house. 

562
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,520
And once I got to the path, I 
instantly got the feeling I 

563
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,240
didn't want to be there. 
Really horrible vibes. 

564
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,720
Kept thinking somebody was 
following me, hadn't noticed you

565
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,360
around the house. 
Then heard the sound of someone 

566
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,600
running outside, loose stones, 
pebbles on the ground. 

567
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,320
We were all inside. 
So instantly said fuck off, 

568
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,800
Who's that? 
We were too scared to go out and

569
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,880
look in case a ghost or 
someone's going to murder us. 

570
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,800
We finally made a dash back to 
the car and never went back 

571
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,920
traumatised. 
And what I like there, it sounds

572
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,560
like you have a real pussy ghost
to when you said fuck off the 

573
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,960
ghost like all right no worries.
Apologies. 

574
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,280
I mean it takes a lot to scare a
ghost but it sounds like that 

575
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,280
work. 
I went to Donegal whenever 

576
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:58,080
whenever I was about 14 with my 
family and I went with a friend.

577
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:02,080
I brought a friend from school 
as well, the caretaker and he 

578
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,600
that's silly. 
It wasn't it wasn't the master. 

579
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:11,720
No, it was a friend from school 
and we were in this house and 

580
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,360
like my mom and all went into 
the town and Donegal, I mean, my

581
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,240
mate were just like staying in 
the house for a couple hours and

582
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,080
I think we like we're sleeping 
in two separate parts of the 

583
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,560
house, whatever the bedrooms 
went. 

584
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,920
And so I was like, I'm gonna go 
for a sleep here or whatever. 

585
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,880
He's like, yeah, me too. 
And then I would hear this like 

586
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,360
knock on my like knock on the 
front door. 

587
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,920
And then I went out and opened 
the door and there was nobody 

588
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,520
there. 
I closed. 

589
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,400
I was like, shit, who's that? 
Went back in, heard this knock 

590
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,720
again. 
And then about a year later, he 

591
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,280
told me that was him. 
But I went and stood outside the

592
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,520
front of the house and waited 
till my mother came home. 

593
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,440
I waited. 
And I mean, I should have known 

594
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,040
it was him because, you know, he
was also in the house and he was

595
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,360
always at the front door 
whenever I went down there being

596
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,760
like, yeah, who is up? 
You know, it's the equivalent to

597
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,360
someone on top of your shoulder.
You turn on your fucks up. 

598
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:08,280
And Alana says there's a number 
of places in Northern Ireland 

599
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,920
that are said to be haunted by 
ghosts. 

600
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:14,520
AJ Ballygally, Castle, Beaver 
Park Hospital, Crumlin Rd Gaol, 

601
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,680
the name a few. 
But would you sleep over in any 

602
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,000
of these locations or join a 
parallel investigation at a 

603
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,120
haunted site? 
And yeah, I mean, I'm kind of 

604
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,920
being believed by balls here 
being like, oh, there's no such 

605
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,000
thing as ghosts or spirits at 
the same time. 

606
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,920
Would I sleep over in Croman Rd 
gaol? 

607
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,800
Nope. 
You know why? 

608
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,720
Because I think I would say 
there's such things ghosts. 

609
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,760
And I think I would find out 
that night that there are 

610
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,560
ghosts. 
So I wouldn't I definitely 

611
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,280
wouldn't like to do that. 
Would I stay over in Beaver Park

612
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,640
Hospital? 
I mean, if I'd like broke a 

613
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,040
machine or something, yes. 
You know, if it was part of the 

614
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,960
treatment, but ordinarily I 
wouldn't, I wouldn't do that. 

615
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:55,120
I don't know, like it takes a 
lot to because I'm like, you 

616
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,040
know, a tough man. 
It takes a lot to physic that 

617
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,600
actually scare me. 
But I think if you're in that 

618
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,400
environment of like Crumlin Rd 
gaol when they're doing the 

619
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,480
haunted tours, I would be made. 
I, you can make me jump pretty 

620
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,320
easy. 
You know what I mean? 

621
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,159
So I think if I was staying 
there and I heard a totally 

622
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:14,040
normal noise, I think I'd be way
more paranoid and way more 

623
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,199
alert. 
But would I do a paranormal 

624
00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:18,520
investigation? 
Yes. 

625
00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:22,400
Should we do that as like a vlog
for the podcast? 

626
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:26,159
Yes, I would be with someone. 
Show me a ghost. 

627
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,679
Get in touch with the podcast. 
Show us paranormal activity. 

628
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:34,239
Please not the film. 
Imagine we went for a paranormal

629
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,360
tour and it was just some fellow
showing us paranormal activity 

630
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,880
and DVD and socks. 
Watch us here for the freaky 

631
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,920
out. 
Have you ever seen a ghost? 

632
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,360
If you yourself were a ghost, 
what location in Northern 

633
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,400
Ireland would you choose to 
haunt? 

634
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:47,440
You can only haunt one place for
your whole ghost life. 

635
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:53,000
Umm, where? 
Where would I haunt? 

636
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,679
I was going to say like my own 
house because I want to still be

637
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:58,160
around the family. 
But then I'll be sly, you know? 

638
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,880
My granny just always say she 
will come back and haunt me like

639
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,840
just for no reason. 
I always thought that was pretty

640
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:09,280
terrifying. 
Umm, that isn't a question. 

641
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,760
Barra gets in touch, stand along
the freaky theme and says can 

642
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,760
you talk a little bit about the 
impact and readiness 

643
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,160
requirements for negative 
interest rates on the banks? 

644
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,960
Thanks. 
Can I talk a little bit about 

645
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,520
it? 
Yes, I think it wouldn't be 

646
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,280
good. 
So that's me talking a little 

647
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,880
bit about it. 
And I don't understand that. 

648
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,160
I mean, I don't understand 
anything. 

649
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,840
We got a letter to the office 
here that seemed to make a lot 

650
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,400
of sense and I had to give it 
the mic and go. 

651
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,600
Will you make sense of this? 
Because I don't understand that 

652
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,160
even though it was, there was, 
there was an explanation page 

653
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,240
with the letter. 
So there we go. 

654
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,320
Ryan Bell, big new car, son. 
Go on. 

655
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,560
Because I posted a video asking 
for questions in a car. 

656
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,400
I'm driving the dad's car. 
I don't have a new car. 

657
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,400
Scooter's new song. 
We already talked about that. 

658
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,840
Brandon Gryphon says is chivalry
dead. 

659
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,880
Also, when is Filthy's back 
open? 

660
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,440
I mean, I don't know if I'd put 
those two things together, you 

661
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,320
know, because Brandon's like, is
chivalry dead? 

662
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,960
When can I get back in the 
Filthy's to practise chivalry? 

663
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,480
A chivalry dead. 
I think if you're on the date on

664
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,760
the scene again now, I imagine 
people would find all 

665
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,880
traditional chivalry and 
courtship like really weird and 

666
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,400
gross. 
You know what I mean? 

667
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,120
Like, I think because they're 
likes a tender nowadays. 

668
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,760
I think if you you know, I mean,
if you said to Someone Like You 

669
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,560
know, you'd like to take them 
out for like a meal and you 

670
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,000
know, take things slow, I think 
people be like, are you some 

671
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,520
sort of weird sex pervert? 
You know, I think almost now 

672
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,960
it's like you people get to the 
point a lot quicker and there's 

673
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:45,080
less of a there's less of a 
courtship nowadays. 

674
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,520
It just it feels like that maybe
that isn't the case, but I don't

675
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,800
think chivalries there. 
But then again, if you did 

676
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,440
something like old school, like 
if you sent roses to a girl's 

677
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,560
house, I think she would 
immediately phone the place and 

678
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,840
be like, there is some creep 
sending flowers to my house. 

679
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,720
That kind of thing you don't do 
anymore. 

680
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,200
But but that's like an old style
thing. 

681
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:09,320
Like I said in the podcast 
before, like if you wanted to be

682
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:15,440
cool in the like 60's, the 50s, 
maybe even the 70s, and you wore

683
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,680
like some mad outfit. 
People were like this guy so 

684
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,640
cool. 
He's wearing like big flares. 

685
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,640
You have some sort of mad 
haircut. 

686
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,520
You weren't a big like mad 
jacket. 

687
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,480
You know, the idea of cool back 
then was like, maybe guys are 

688
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,880
like disco danced or whatever, 
but that wasn't cool. 

689
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,960
It was just that there was no 
social media so people couldn't 

690
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,280
very quickly tell you you look 
like a twat. 

691
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,760
It just it took so long for the 
news to philtre back to you that

692
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,240
people thought you looked like a
fucking nerd. 

693
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,680
The people were like, hey, I'm 
going to go out to it like, you 

694
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,680
know, like John Travolta on 
Saturday Night Fever. 

695
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,360
Everybody's like, he looks so 
cool. 

696
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:54,000
He had the big like permed hair 
at the big, you know, Harry Hill

697
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,840
shirt collar, the bell bottoms 
on and he's dancing in clubs and

698
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,800
everyone's like he's so cool. 
It's just that it took about a 

699
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,040
year for the word to get back to
and everyone's like me. 

700
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,800
You look like doughnut here, You
know, where's nowadays, you 

701
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,240
know, if you even try to put on 
like some sort, which I have 

702
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,760
found out to Mike Detriment, 
like if you put on some sort of 

703
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,480
jacket that people don't like, 
it takes 9 seconds for people to

704
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,560
be like, what the fuck you doing
with your life wearing a cream 

705
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,640
denim jacket and television and 
it hurts. 

706
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,920
When's Filthy's back open? 
I don't, I don't know, believe 

707
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,240
it or not, I don't know. 
I don't have the inside scoop in

708
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:34,600
that. 
I missed some questions on the 

709
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:39,920
podcast earlier in the week. 
Hey, man, that's, that's weird. 

710
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:45,240
Dawson Clown says if there was a
Halloween type purge, what would

711
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,520
what would your plan of attack 
be? 

712
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,520
If there was a Halloween style 
purge? 

713
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,080
I would, I would not be 
attacking. 

714
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,200
I'd be defending. 
You know what I mean? 

715
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:59,120
Like I would, I would probably 
want to defend. 

716
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,440
I would probably start some sort
of association to defend. 

717
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,240
You know, I would get together 
with a lot of people that live, 

718
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,440
I'd say a lot of people do it 
like, you know, province by 

719
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,960
province. 
I would get together with a lot 

720
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,680
of people in Ulster and I would 
probably start some sort of 

721
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,600
defence association. 
Do you know what I mean? 

722
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,120
Like I would, I would get in 
touch with people from all walks

723
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:26,080
of life and be like, do you want
to join the Defence Association 

724
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,400
of Ulster? 
You know, that would be my plan 

725
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,080
of defence would probably be to 
start a new group and say, 

726
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,600
listen, we're open to everyone. 
Do you want to join the Ulster 

727
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,080
Defence Association? 
And I think that would be a good

728
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,240
name for it. 
Or we could call ourselves like 

729
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,720
the, because we would hate the 
fact that people were attacking 

730
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,680
us. 
A word would be irritated would 

731
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:51,680
be like the irritated, the 
irritated respectable because, 

732
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,000
you know, we don't want to go 
out and fight. 

733
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,960
So we're like the irritated 
respectable association. 

734
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:02,400
So I would also say that I'd say
we can either be the Ulster, the

735
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,760
Defence Association of Ulster, 
or we could be the respected 

736
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,720
association of irritated people.
So it's one, it's one or two 

737
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:13,600
things. 
And I got a message. 

738
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:20,960
Oh wow, get ready for this 
haunted message. 

739
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,840
Gary says my mate Kaz is 
planning for his first comedy 

740
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,480
game post locked on Lauren Rugby
Club. 

741
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,040
Any tips for him? 
Any tips? 

742
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,400
Don't do don't do jokes about 
COVID or about things that 

743
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,080
people think you're going to do 
jokes about. 

744
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,360
Because if you're anyone plans 
material but locked on all that 

745
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,280
kind of thing, you'll be on 
stage and act on before you will

746
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,280
be thinking they'll also do the 
same jokes, if that makes sense.

747
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:49,360
I would say get some get some 
original jokes. 

748
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,760
Don't worry about if it is his 
first gig. 

749
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,680
I don't know this might actually
be a piss take and this guy may 

750
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,280
be like I'm only joking he's not
doing a gig and all he just 

751
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,880
thinks he's a comedian. 
I don't know if you're mate 

752
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,520
really is doing a gig and Lauren
rugby club but if he is I would 

753
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:08,680
say big dab for kitten. 
Be confident and don't wear a 

754
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,240
cream denim jacket because 
people will tell you to fuck off

755
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:17,600
and send you hit messages. 
Someone says can you follow me 

756
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:22,000
back? 
No, Davey says on a late no. 

757
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,120
I haven't read this beforehand 
so hopefully it's fine. 

758
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,560
One time in a late winter's 
night deep in County Down, 

759
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,640
myself and a few mates were 
driving home in the early hours 

760
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:35,400
on a very cold but clear night 
on a small country Rd. 

761
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,120
We came around a corner to the 
most terrifying sight, an old 

762
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,040
lady in a dressing going head 
down just standing there. 

763
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,480
Now that does freak me out of 
it. 

764
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,280
Needless to say, we all screamed
and nearly shot our boxers. 

765
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,440
Shortly after we came across a 
second car. 

766
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,040
They were staffed from the old 
people's home just down the 

767
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,880
road. 
The poor old lady went for a 

768
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,240
stroll. 
She was fine. 

769
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,240
Our nerves were not. 
Never drove that road again at 

770
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,160
night. 
Yeah, that is. 

771
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,240
That is pretty terrifying. 
But imagine. 

772
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,920
Imagine right, if you had helped
her back to the to an old 

773
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,600
person's home and you know, all 
the staff were there and you 

774
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,040
helped back to the old person's 
home and you went inside and the

775
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,200
staff were like, you know, do 
you want to have a meal for 

776
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,840
being such great people and you 
actually spent about nor there 

777
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,720
and you know, it was all good. 
And you, you got her in and you 

778
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,040
heard her life story. 
And, you know, you heard that 

779
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,040
she was called like Myrtle, you 
know, and you made a weak 

780
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,600
connection with her. 
And you're like, listen, Myrtle,

781
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,720
we're happy. 
You're back home. 

782
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,920
And you'd actually never been to
this old person's home before. 

783
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,000
You didn't even know it was 
there. 

784
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:38,520
And imagine the next morning you
told your parents about it or, 

785
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,240
you know, some family and you 
were like, you don't believe us 

786
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,640
and told them about the old 
person's home. 

787
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,280
And then imagine your family 
when what are you talking about?

788
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,400
There hasn't been an old 
imagine. 

789
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,720
Imagine if only like there 
hasn't been an old person's home

790
00:42:53,720 --> 00:43:00,720
there since the 1970s or maybe 
the 50s because that's a scarier

791
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:04,160
decade. 70s was all dancing and 
all, you know, could you 

792
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,800
imagine? 
And then you were like, they 

793
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:10,800
were like, no, we met Myrtle. 
And imagine if they went, no, 

794
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,360
the reason there isn't an old 
people's home there is because 

795
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:19,600
Myrtle killed everyone. 
That'd be so freaky. 

796
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,160
Never drove that road at night 
again. 

797
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,520
I mean, it depends. 
If it's massively inconvenient, 

798
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,720
then I'd say do drive there. 
I mean, she's probably, you know

799
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,360
what I mean. 
They're probably going to like 

800
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,360
clamped on and or get night now.
So someone said Lemfielder 

801
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,680
Glentoran. 
I don't, I don't, I don't 

802
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,880
support either side. 
I don't support either of those 

803
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,600
teams. 
I just like Irish League 

804
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,760
football. 
Leave me alone. 

805
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,040
I put a tweet a couple of days 
ago saying let me commentate on 

806
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,160
an Irish League game because 
Irish League clubs are now 

807
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,040
streaming their own games 
because of COVID and stuff. 

808
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,520
And I said let me commentate on 
a game and Glenavon, Warm Point 

809
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,760
and Portadown have come back to 
me and said let's make it 

810
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,360
happen. 
So I will commentate on their in

811
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,720
house TV channels for a game for
all those clubs because they 

812
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:12,000
just really want to do it. 
Peter Barget says you ever had 

813
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000
any messages from Jimmy Dornan 
or McElroy about mentioning them

814
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,040
and the Mike McGoldrick skits? 
You don't know, you know the, 

815
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,600
you know, they are, I think 
doing well enough that they 

816
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:28,280
don't need an extra push from me
in my videos. 

817
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,960
And, you know, a more likely 
message would be messages from 

818
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,920
them going, hey, can you stop 
mentioning us in your Mike 

819
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,520
McGoldrick skits then? 
Hey, give us a wee mention here.

820
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,320
And so I haven't. 
No. 

821
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:45,800
But if I did have to not mention
them and Mike McGoldrick skits, 

822
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,000
there would be nothing that 
there would be no McGoldrick 

823
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,360
material to talk about, OK? 
It's just a message about 

824
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:56,920
commentating the Irish League 
games, OK, Gary Armour says I 

825
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,320
know you get a lot of good free 
training gear, but what is the 

826
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:04,040
weirdest item you've ever been 
sent by a fan or company? 

827
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,040
Or have you got any good stories
about weird interactions with 

828
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,520
fans? 
Probably the Murray's painting 

829
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,480
and decorating. 
Sep Sep customised mug. 

830
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,000
I wouldn't say it's weird. 
I would say it's spectacular and

831
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,120
I really like it. 
And if anybody that listens to 

832
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:24,200
the podcast has a, has a company
or a business and you do have 

833
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,280
like mugs for the office, you 
know, if you're like a car 

834
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:31,000
dealer, if you are a drug 
dealer, if you have, if you sell

835
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,400
opium on a unicycle and you have
a mug and you want to send this 

836
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,240
at what we're going to do is 
we're like renovating the studio

837
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,440
in a way. 
At the minute we're building a 

838
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,760
bit of a set. 
So send us a mug to 120 High St 

839
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:52,080
Hollywood BT18 9HA W 9 HW and 
and we'll, we'll display them. 

840
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,720
Have I ever sent anything really
weird? 

841
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,160
No, I don't think, I don't think
anything really. 

842
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:03,280
I mean, I've definitely had 
businesses and stuff get in 

843
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:08,160
touch and say, can we send you 
insert product? 

844
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,400
And there's been times before 
where I've been like, no prob 

845
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,560
because it, you know, it 
wouldn't really make sense. 

846
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:20,120
Like I make jokes about, you 
know, I'm like, I'm #1 

847
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,000
influencer #influencer, bless 
life. 

848
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,520
But at the same time, I think 
you still do get sent stuff 

849
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,880
where people are like, hey, can 
we send you? 

850
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:37,840
Can we send you our new range of
yoghurts made exclusively from 

851
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,560
meat? 
You know, like can we send you 

852
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,280
bacon, meat, yoghurt, some 
startup company in Lisburn. 

853
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,680
And I, I mean, that does not 
that doesn't too bad, but I'll 

854
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,280
have to just be like, oh, no, 
thanks. 

855
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,840
If it's something that like I 
think makes sense for me to do, 

856
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,760
then I will I will take it. 
That's so entitled. 

857
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,920
OK, that doesn't make sense. 
Can't read that. 

858
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,520
Or Morrison. 
Need to get my granny a 

859
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,120
Christmas present, but I haven't
a baldy. 

860
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,640
Any suggestions? 
If you're going to get your 

861
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:17,200
granny a Christmas present, what
do you buy grannies? 

862
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:17,960
I don't know. 
I don't. 

863
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:22,640
I don't have any grannies. 
That's the saddest sentence 

864
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,800
podcast. 
I don't have many grannies. 

865
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,080
Don't have any granddads either.
Cheers. 

866
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,360
I don't know. 
I mean back in the day I never 

867
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,160
really went wrong by my granny 
an ashtray of wherever I was on 

868
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,160
holiday. 
You know, if I was in Tenerife, 

869
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,800
I got my granny a wee Tenerife 
ashtray. 

870
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,040
I was in Lanzarote, get away 
Lanzarote ashtray. 

871
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,280
And I don't know if your granny 
smokes, but if she does just get

872
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:52,040
her get her class ashtray. 
Tea with me, mug. 

873
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,360
Tea with that's a brand man, 
that's a company man right 

874
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:00,360
there. shopify.com, we put it in
the description of all the 

875
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,640
podcasts. 
We have a merch store with mugs 

876
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,520
like this. 
Look at that tea with me mug. 

877
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,440
That's what you do. 
You get it, you get it for your 

878
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:15,800
granny and then you get her, you
get her a money to T-shirt, you 

879
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,560
get her a separate T-shirt, you 
just get her really on board 

880
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,560
with this podcast. 
And then and if she says, do 

881
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,600
you, I don't know what a pod, 
what's a podcast? 

882
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,440
I don't listen to that podcast. 
You go granny, see a fellow who 

883
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,400
said he doesn't have any 
grandparents would just be happy

884
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:37,560
that you got something because, 
you know, life is it's better to

885
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,320
have life than be ungrateful for
receiving what is actually a 

886
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,040
nice small get a pretty 
reasonable price. 

887
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,640
I actually think your granny 
might like this, but I think 

888
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,080
grannies might like this 
podcast. 

889
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,360
You know, sometimes I say 
something a bit rude or I'll 

890
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,920
make a reference to something 
that they won't get. 

891
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,120
But I think grannies would like 
me. 

892
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,520
I think grannies like me. 
I think I'm all right. 

893
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:02,040
Max Mmacs. 
I don't know if it's Max or just

894
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:07,400
Macs. 
We did a charity read last week 

895
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:12,240
for or earlier in the week for 
autism and I and Max. 

896
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,880
Again, if it's Macs, I 
apologise, they say. 

897
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,360
Shane, this is Matt from Max, a 
charity based in Belfast 

898
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,800
supporting young people across 
Northern Ireland experiencing 

899
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,800
homelessness and or mental 
health problems. 

900
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,600
We have a big event coming up 
soon. 

901
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,720
We'd really appreciate your 
support, even a quick shout out 

902
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:31,000
in social media. 
Would it be OK if IE mail you 

903
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,560
some info? 
I mean I thought I'd heard the 

904
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,200
podcast last week and this was a
thing. 

905
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,560
But yes you can send me it but 
I'll just make people aware of 

906
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:45,040
it now. 
So Max are, yeah, a charity 

907
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,400
supporting children and young 
people. 

908
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,920
They're dedicated to helping 
people. 

909
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,960
It's 6 to 25 who have another 
fair deal. 

910
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,640
Yes, we'll do that on the next 
podcast. 

911
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,960
But and you know, apologies if 
you didn't mean for me to read 

912
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,280
that message, right. 
But again, I don't think it's 

913
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,600
some daily harm because I've 
just mentioned the charity and 

914
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,760
whatever it is you want to send 
me. 

915
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,840
Yes, we'll read it out. 
And if anybody else has any, you

916
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,280
know, charity shout outs or 
anything like that, we will 

917
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,800
definitely do them because we've
been doing those since pretty 

918
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:14,000
much the start of lockdown. 
I want to talk about that kids 

919
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,440
video. 
You know, that kid who says he's

920
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,240
a busy man? 
I want to talk about that in a 

921
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:22,000
second. 
But I'm going to make sure that 

922
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,480
because we had some questions 
earlier in the week that I 

923
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,360
didn't get around asking. 
Yeah, we've got to talk about 

924
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,960
that kids video. 
It's one of the funniest things 

925
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:34,240
we've ever seen in my life. 
Hang on. 

926
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,840
Oh, Jesus Christ tonight. 
OK, Right. 

927
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:45,960
Yes, Liam says. 
Did you visit the East Belfast 

928
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:50,320
GA club and I don't, Well, they 
don't have, I don't think they 

929
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,560
have a clubhouse. 
So I didn't visit the club, but 

930
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:58,000
I did gigs for East Belfast GA 
club just before the 2nd 

931
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,520
shutdown type thing. 
But I haven't visited E Belfast 

932
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,800
GA club probably will. 
Maybe I would take in a game at 

933
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:12,920
some point. 
Yeah, sure, maybe that was all 

934
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,040
the Yeah, maybe that was all the
questions, right? 

935
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,520
We've got to talk about this 
kids video. 

936
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:25,160
So how do I find, I don't know, 
I don't know how basically right

937
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,160
to set this up. 
I don't know if we can play it 

938
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:31,440
or not, but there's a kid in 
Northern Ireland who I don't 

939
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,680
know if he's 678. 
I don't it's hard to know what 

940
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,560
age when, when people aren't 
toddlers and they're not 

941
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,560
teenagers. 
I'm like, I have no idea. 

942
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,800
And I say that as a father of a 
young child. 

943
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,800
I mean, I don't even know what 
age he is, but this kid 

944
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:49,320
basically is talking to his mom 
about all the jobs he has on. 

945
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,800
And you know, he's clearly like,
listen to I know that it's dad 

946
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,280
or someone in his family who 
who's like a Workman and he's 

947
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,960
going through all these jobs and
and in it he says, I'm a busy 

948
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,200
man. 
And unless all these jobs. 

949
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,280
And there's nothing funnier than
that. 

950
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,960
Like you could write comedy 
sketches. 

951
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,200
You do all that kind of thing. 
But when you have a kid who is 

952
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,720
deadly serious about the work 
that he's doing, like he firmly 

953
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:19,560
believes he's doing all this. 
And he's like mentioning he's 

954
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,000
like local characters. 
No more so than Ronan 

955
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,840
Michaeliski, Ronan Mcalesky, 
Ronan Mcalesky in the video, the

956
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,800
kids like, I'm heading up here, 
do some work for Ronald 

957
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:35,840
Mikaliski and even the mum who's
Ronald Mikaliski, and he's like,

958
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,400
sure, Ronald Mikaliski up a 
road. 

959
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,560
And then I think I saw in the 
Irish news that they are they 

960
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,920
contacted Ronald Mikaliski and 
Ronald Mikaliski. 

961
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,360
It's like, yeah, my wife showed 
me the video and yeah, it's 

962
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,200
pretty funny. 
And apparently it turns out 

963
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,720
Ronald Mikaliski, it's just like
a guy that died by his building 

964
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:55,840
supplies off and a kid just 
really loved Ronan Mccallowski. 

965
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:01,360
And that is so funny because as 
a kid, there were these like as 

966
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:05,280
a as a young boy, there were 
these mates of your dad's or 

967
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:09,440
people you knew that you were 
just like, you were just like 

968
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,960
into you were into them as a 
person. 

969
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,360
You know, you were just like you
pick up on someone. 

970
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:18,000
And it was never like, it was 
never like an uncle or it was 

971
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,600
never someone that was like your
dad's best mate, but you would 

972
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,080
like meet this person and then 
be so inquisitive about this 

973
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,000
person. 
And I think as a kid, you always

974
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,360
use their full name, you know, I
mean, like Ronald McCullough ski

975
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,560
up the road. 
I don't know. 

976
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,880
There's just something about 
that that I really enjoy. 

977
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,280
I think. 
Let's watch, let's get the video

978
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:36,800
done. 
Were you looking at it there? 

979
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,240
No. 
No, I'm looking for it. 

980
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,680
Looking for it, how would I find
it? 

981
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,080
Busy. 
I'm a busy. 

982
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:50,320
I'm just going to search. 
I'm a busy man and of course 

983
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,480
it's already there. 
It's like something people have 

984
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,280
searched a lot. 
I think I have it. 

985
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,280
What did you search for to get 
it? 

986
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,880
What's the? 
What's the channel? 

987
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,880
I've got it on. 
Facebook. 

988
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,440
Oh, I've got it, I've got it. 
Sorry, I've got it. 

989
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,800
Right. 
So here we go. 

990
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:21,440
Let's just play this. 
What's peak about this is that 

991
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:25,040
the kid is wearing an O'Neill's 
sports tub and it's got tractors

992
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,920
on it. 
And I'm like, has he had that 

993
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,320
designed himself? 
Has he custom designed that 

994
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:30,760
himself? 
And he's like, I'm in the two 

995
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,680
things. 
I'm in the O'Neill's gear and 

996
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,080
I'm in the tractors. 
Let's do a brand club here. 

997
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,880
I mean, you know, nobody under 
60 should say it's a queer day 

998
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,680
for the concrete. 
That's somebody who's just what 

999
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,680
I love most about as well as 
he's not like performing. 

1000
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,760
He's not like trying to get a 
laugh. 

1001
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,640
He just in his head, he's like, 
I have all this work on and no 

1002
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,760
wonder he's like he says he's a 
busy man in the video because 

1003
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,800
he's doing 20 things. 
I mean it made me feel like 

1004
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,240
shit. 
I need to get more syndicate and

1005
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:19,840
do more work around the house. 
I need to go and get the kids on

1006
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:27,040
my car because I don't have that
such a kid lie. 

1007
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:45,240
I just bought a new car there. 
Putting up barbed wire, 

1008
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,920
strimming hedges, I mean even 
just one of those job would have

1009
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,880
me working for a week. 
If I was strimming hedges, I'd 

1010
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,400
take two weeks off. 
He's strimming hedges, he's 

1011
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,600
getting windows put in their 
house, he's getting a licence 

1012
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,800
for a car. 
And my best favourite ones 

1013
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:02,560
coming up, it's just where he's 
like going down to Dublin to 

1014
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,520
look at the tiger. 
He's going to Dublin to look. 

1015
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,880
He's not even committed to buy 
it. 

1016
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,520
He's willing to just, he's also 
fitting in this day a trip to 

1017
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,840
Dublin to look at it. 
I mean, why is he not just 

1018
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,920
looking online and getting 
pictures of it and understanding

1019
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,800
the spec and being like, OK, 
yes, I'll buy that. 

1020
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,040
By the way, he's like, I'm going
to look at a Digger 20 LB with 

1021
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,880
him. 
I have no doubt that this kid 

1022
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,000
would be able to negotiate 20 LB
for buying a tractor. 

1023
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,600
He's just such a good talker. 
He talked the guy into it. 

1024
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,440
He's going to John Paul's that 
they go to drains and John Paul 

1025
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,520
doesn't even know drains are 
about to be dugout. 

1026
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,440
He hasn't said. 
I might ask John. 

1027
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,000
John Paul's just going to wake 
up and my kids going to be out 

1028
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,760
there and go at your drains dog.
I don't even know what that 

1029
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,920
means. 
What do you mean you're begging 

1030
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,800
those drains? 
Like that is obviously a thing. 

1031
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,000
This child is 4 years old and 
he's digging people's. 

1032
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,040
If he was like here, do you want
your drain? 

1033
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:10,720
So I say yeah, but I don't know.
Or how do you dig me drain? 

1034
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:11,880
Does that mean empty and open 
drains? 

1035
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:22,880
I don't understand. 
In right, So the best thing is 

1036
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,160
when he says he's a busy man, 
they laugh. 

1037
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,960
And then that in the longer 
version of the video, my 

1038
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,560
favourite bit is when he says 
about like he might he might 

1039
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,000
have steak or garlic cubes 
because he gets so carried away 

1040
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,320
with all the work that he's 
doing that he sees himself as 

1041
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,160
this like big operator and he is
a big operator and he's like, 

1042
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,840
here, we're having steak 
tonight. 

1043
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,440
I mean, the confidence of a 
child to turn around his mom and

1044
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:46,920
be like here, buy steak and that
his mom goes steaks expensive 

1045
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,880
and he tells her specifically 
where to buy it. 

1046
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,840
As a kid, I didn't know. 
I didn't know where you would 

1047
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,520
buy at that age. 
I don't know where you'd buy 

1048
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,880
food, you know, I mean, I 
certainly didn't know, you know,

1049
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,000
the idea of the value of money 
and the fact that stuff's there 

1050
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,760
here cheaper there. 
Just having that answer off the 

1051
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,520
top of your head ever. 
His mom's like steaks there. 

1052
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,080
He's like here, not in the 
supermarket. 

1053
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:11,280
It's not, you know what I mean? 
So I love that and them, I put 

1054
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,520
out a tweet yesterday saying I 
wanted to get Ronald Mikalowski 

1055
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,960
on the podcast and people really
enjoyed it, but I would love to 

1056
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,520
get Ronald Mikalowski on the 
podcast. 

1057
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,240
I'd love to get that kid on the 
podcast. 

1058
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,080
So maybe next week we could try 
and set that up with like his 

1059
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:26,360
parents and see if we could do 
some sort of Zoom thing and I 

1060
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,520
could ask him like what he's 
been up to and what work he has 

1061
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,640
on. 
And we are renovating the bit of

1062
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,080
the studio. 
So maybe he's the man to get in 

1063
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,960
if we can afford them and see, 
see what kind of renovations you

1064
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,640
can do for us. 
We get, we get down and he's put

1065
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,480
in like full new electrical 
system. 

1066
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,400
He's painted it, he's dug out 
the drains. 

1067
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,320
And I'm like, how have you done 
that? 

1068
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,800
Because it's an indoor studio. 
He's like, don't worry about it.

1069
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,760
I've done it. 
I really enjoyed that. 

1070
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:52,080
And that video will make you 
feel better about everything in 

1071
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,760
your life if you watch it. 
Just very, very, very enjoyable 

1072
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,880
video zippers. 
Thank you very much for 

1073
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,920
listening and watching the 
podcast. 

1074
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,400
If you haven't already 
subscribed to the podcast on 

1075
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:06,000
Apple podcasts, if you want to 
read and review it, that would 

1076
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,800
be great. 
The podcast, as always film by 

1077
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,880
michaelfoster.tv and a lot of 
people got in touch me like 

1078
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,120
that's actually says business 
name. 

1079
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:18,800
It's not as business name that 
michaelfoster.tvhissurnameis.tv.

1080
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
So he couldn't have gone into 
any other business. 

1081
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:24,440
And so thank you very much. 
Then we'll let we'll link, you 

1082
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,760
know, we're doing we're linking 
everything. 

1083
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,040
We've got that Max charity. 
We'll put the merchandise shop. 

1084
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,760
We'll put chip chip put chip 
chip in. 

1085
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,080
And here's the thing about chip 
chip. 

1086
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,680
That's a bit I mean, if chip 
chip weren't paying to be a new 

1087
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:39,120
sponsor, might just have them 
anyway because chip chip, I mean

1088
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,400
at any of the money. 
But chip chip is potentially the

1089
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,240
most fun sponsor named to say of
all time. 

1090
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:47,600
Just chip. 
I love that I enjoy it and 

1091
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,560
thanks to them for sponsoring. 
Do check them out. 

1092
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,480
They are, as always, LinkedIn 
the description as well. 

1093
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,960
Zippers, enjoy your Halloween, 
Halloween don't go Halloween 

1094
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,160
rhyme and save it the next year.
All the best, Thank you. 

1095
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,280
Bye. 
Cheers. 

1096
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,440
I know we would have done longer
here, but I'm a busy man.

