1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Prime big Deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,680 lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,920 massager squeal. Save big on prime big deal days 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,000 October 8th and 9th. Oh, it's back to the gentlemen. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,920 Please welcome your host for the Shane Todd cast. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,880 It is Shane Todd. Yes, he didn't do a podcast last 7 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:28,160 week and he didn't do a regular episode of the Shane Todd cast 8 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,600 because he has water from Hall show and was very, very nervous 9 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,160 for that and just pacing around his house at the time, just 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,080 being nervous and feeling a little bit sick, but he's back. 11 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,760 Please, gentlemen, please welcome to the podcast Shane 12 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,080 Todd. Whoa, Thank you very much for 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,760 that intro. Every hospital radio DJ. 14 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,440 Yeah, folks are back. OK, We're back. 15 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,880 We're here to we're we're not here to take part. 16 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,880 We're here to take over. OK. 17 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:57,200 And I just want to say, you know, I'm sorry for not doing a 18 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,320 podcast last week. But look, things came up and I 19 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:06,360 had to focus on my goal of doing a good show at the Waterfront 20 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,880 Hall in Belfast. And we're going to talk about 21 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,600 that and we're going to do the TripAdvisor game and we're going 22 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,360 to talk about a couple of news stories. 23 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,600 They've caught me and we're going to do listeners questions. 24 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,320 I'm going to talk about some shows and in America. 25 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,960 OK, but before I do all that, let me just plug a couple of 26 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,560 shows tomorrow night. Well, it's actually tonight, 27 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,040 it's Wednesday. This podcast. 28 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:36,160 Do you like my podcast here at your mom does a podcast? 29 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:41,760 Do you do a podcast or? Yeah, I meant to say podcast to 30 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:46,280 this podcast comes out on a Wednesday, OK. 31 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:51,040 And on Wednesday the 2nd of October, I am adding an intimate 32 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,760 tour show, OK. And what that means is here we 33 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,040 go, mate. What does intimate mean? 34 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,840 It means it's going to be very, very sexy, OK? 35 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,440 It means I'm going to do the whole show. 36 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,039 Just an hour of that, right? Funny thing happened to me last 37 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:13,600 week is that, what do you call that thing, ADRVAR? 38 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,840 You know when people do that weird restaurant thing and 39 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,960 people like it, I don't know, I don't, I don't know this. 40 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,920 But look, here's the thing. I'm doing that and there is 41 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,200 without exaggeration about 5 tickets left for that. 42 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,080 So if you want to come down, I don't know if you'll be able to 43 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,560 get them beforehand, but you can check the Limelight Belfast 44 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,240 website. And it's, it's in turn, it's me. 45 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:39,760 It's a Turrent career show. It's the Turrent career show and 46 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,120 what that translates from Fucking idiot. 47 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,720 As in the English is current tour show. 48 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,800 OK, I'm mad. I'm mad at myself. 49 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,680 Here. I'm doing the current tour show, 50 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,000 The Tall Father. It'll be my last Belfast show 51 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:58,960 because obviously we did. I say wait, I did the one and 52 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,080 this is just a we added show because I want to do it in a 53 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,520 nice small intimate sexual venue too. 54 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,000 It's not sexual. You shouldn't call the line not 55 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,080 sexual. Maybe it is, it is some people 56 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,080 you know and I'm doing it now we're getting a film because 57 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,400 I've filmed about 10 tour shows this year and it's just going to 58 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,680 be a nice time, OK, It's going to be a really, really nice 59 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,440 time. William Thompson to doing sport 60 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,800 for me so take it for all my shows pretty much are on 61 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,480 shine.net. I'm in Coleraine Riverside 62 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:31,280 Theatre on Friday night. Last year the Riverside show in 63 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,200 Coleraine was one of the best ones of the tour. 64 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,760 I'm excited for this one on Saturday. 65 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:40,200 I'm going to, Oh my God, I can't believe it. 66 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,560 There's still some tickets left for Daily's Comedy Club on 67 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,840 Saturday. You know, because Daily's Comedy 68 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:53,080 Club very, what would you say, small but perfectly formed 69 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:57,720 venue, let's just call it that. And that is Chrissy, who runs 70 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,040 it, text me this morning and said, man, it's pretty much sold 71 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,640 out. What he means by that is there's 72 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,680 some tickets left. So if you want to get those, 73 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,960 it's unshined on that as well. Belfast, Wednesday, cold and 74 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:14,480 Friday on Saturday and then I'm doing Enniskillen later in the 75 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,360 month. I want to say it's like the 19th 76 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,680 or something, but the tickets are in shine.net for the Ardoin 77 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,600 Theatre in Enniskillen. The man Colin Geddis played 78 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,560 there last week or the week before and he said he had a 79 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,480 great time and it's a really cool theatre. 80 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,880 So I'm looking forward to that. The last thing I want to plug is 81 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,440 at the end of this month on the, I think it's the 20th. 82 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,640 Let me just double check, OK? Let me just. 83 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,440 Is that OK? Is that OK with you? 84 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:46,160 Am I allowed to check? My head's wired today? 85 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:48,760 Yeah. I'm doing a show with the 86 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:54,760 Vodafone Comedy Carnival in Galway and it is on Saturday the 87 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:59,120 26th of October in the Mick Lally Theatre in Galway. 88 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:03,200 Now, I don't know who Mick Lally is, but I want to find out right 89 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,040 now. But if you want to come and see 90 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,640 that, you get your tickets, come down to Galway for the weekend. 91 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,560 Come and see my show. OK, I know I'm not asking much, 92 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,800 but I'm just saying this. If you were going to come and 93 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,040 see a tour show, but you were like, oh, I wasn't able to 94 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,680 because I had the mumps or you had shingles or you know what I 95 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,040 mean? You're getting a nose transplant 96 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,640 or something. You can just come down to Galway 97 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,280 end of October. You can have a bit of a piss up 98 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,560 but don't get drunk performance show because you'll have a nice 99 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,400 time if you don't, OK. And you can get drunk after 100 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,920 Saturday 26th of October, Galway. 101 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,640 You can get your tickets on the Vodafone Comedy Carnival Galway 102 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,680 website. Just type in Galway, she and 103 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,200 Todd and you'll find it. OK, I'll back you to find it. 104 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:46,040 Mick Lally was an Irish stage actor, all right. 105 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,480 He had the theatre named after him. 106 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:54,840 He died in 2010 at the age of 64, and according to Wikipedia, 107 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,160 he was best known for his role as Miley in the television soap 108 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,640 Glenn Rule. OK, so shout out to my man Mick 109 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,440 Lally. Thanks for letting me come. 110 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,960 Players Theatre, dude, I've been played that room before. 111 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,600 It's actually really cool. So I'm going down. 112 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,280 Get us. It's going down. 113 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,920 Bartlett's going down. Maca Leaders going down. 114 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,560 Curry is going down. OK, Northern Ireland comedians 115 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,480 staging some sort of non political invasion in Galway. 116 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,520 So you can come down and see that. 117 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,560 So basically what I'm saying is at the end of October, get your 118 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,120 mates together, get in your car and drive down the goal and come 119 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,560 check out my show. Because that's one of those ones 120 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,800 that I don't know how many I'd sell in Galway. 121 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,920 Might be 3, might be 100, who knows? 122 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,520 A little bit like Dundalk. You know, you'll see that on my 123 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:50,600 Instagram story if you're, if you do do the Instagram, I had 124 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:55,360 to put my shoe in Dundalk a couple of weeks ago because sold 125 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,960 their tickets. And that's fine. 126 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,440 You know, it's absolutely fine. You can't just expect to go 127 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,840 left, right, centre selling out shoes. 128 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,480 But I just thought it's a big, big venue. 129 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,480 It holds like 180. And I just thought if I had like 130 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,960 8 people or 10 people or 12 people in it, you know, one 131 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,840 might not be able to get the atmosphere going. 132 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,840 And don't get it wrong, I've played the less people, but I 133 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,880 just felt like I would be letting those people down. 134 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:24,800 So anyone who who had a ticket for that was offered obviously a 135 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,280 refund and then a free ticket to the newer E show. 136 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,280 And you know what? You know what the newer E show I 137 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:36,280 did on the bank, I got to say last year, and I don't think it 138 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,920 was one of the better shows on the tour for whatever reason. 139 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,720 Maybe I just wasn't firing on all cylinders for for some 140 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,480 reason. But this year that newer E show 141 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:50,720 was great last Friday. So thanks to everyone who who 142 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,560 came to that. So they're the gigs that I got 143 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,280 to plug. I'll talk about the American 144 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,080 stuff later on the podcast because they don't just want to 145 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:02,760 keep keep plugging things. So I guess the big the big thing 146 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,680 I've been doing was the waterfront hall. 147 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,160 You know, my tour kind of builds up to that. 148 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,160 It's it's the big show, if you want to, if you want to call it 149 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,040 that. By far the biggest capacity show 150 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,480 that I've ever done. I've done the Ulster Hall 151 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,640 before, you know, so that I have 5 * 3 years. 152 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,560 But who's gotten? Definitely me. 153 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:26,240 But I moved up venue size this year and played the Waterfront 154 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:31,960 Hall and my nerves were actually OK because I had so much leading 155 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,960 up to it. So many shows in the run up to 156 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,480 it. I purposely put loads of shows 157 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:41,240 on that week and I tried to leave myself as little time to 158 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,640 get nervous as possible. And I still was obviously really 159 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:47,960 nervous. But it it was all as well, 160 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:53,080 right? Because the odd thing about it 161 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:57,560 was I didn't take it in until Sunday there until like the 162 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:01,120 afternoon after the show and I was lying on my sofa watching 163 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:05,240 much of the day rerun going, Oh my God, that was the best night 164 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,880 ever. You know, at the time I came off 165 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,080 stage and I was just very, very quiet. 166 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:15,840 You know, the, the, the occasion really gave me so much like 167 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,080 adrenaline that as soon as it was done, I was like, oh, I was 168 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,760 like a wee robot who had water poured over him. 169 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:30,240 You know, I was just, you know, all, all my, we dashboard, all 170 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,960 my circuits have been working overtime. 171 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,400 And then I got off stage and I was. 172 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,120 Like oh error. And I just had a can of cider at 173 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:48,520 the side of the stage and really reflected and I was so and still 174 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:54,040 am so bowled over by the love in the room. 175 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,160 And that might be a very cheesy thing to say. 176 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,080 And if anybody else said that, I would just roast them for about 177 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,760 6 weeks for it. I was bowled over by the love in 178 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:08,040 the room fuck up but. I really was, I really was. 179 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,720 What I'm going to do is I've filmed, as I was saying, like 10 180 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,800 gigs of the tour. So I'm probably going to just 181 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,840 cut them all up, put them out as like a full thing, maybe put 182 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:21,280 some clips out as well. And I kind of don't want to ruin 183 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,160 the end then for you. I know some people have seen it 184 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:26,480 and will have heard about it, but me and Connor Keys who was 185 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,960 one of my amazing support acts in the night, as well as William 186 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,720 Thompson who both of them just absolutely demolished it. 187 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,880 Me and Conor finished the set with this. 188 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,000 I sort of came back and did an encore but it was like a song as 189 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:43,280 well and it was such a surreal moment. 190 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:50,320 You know that they hear 2000 people just into it and with me 191 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,640 it, it will stay with me for a long time. 192 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,320 And weirdly feeling a bit emotional about it as I talk 193 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,720 about it. Very weird, very weird. 194 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:04,720 And but I'm not going to get emotional because, you know, one 195 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,160 of the builders might knock my door to ask something, you know, 196 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,040 can I use your, you know, hose or something? 197 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,840 And then I'll be yeah, mate, go ahead. 198 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,760 You know, I just want to say thanks to everyone who came to 199 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:21,360 the show and everyone who helped me with it in terms of putting 200 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,840 on the show. You know, it was, it was, it was 201 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:29,080 the best night of my career. And yeah, it was, it was 202 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,000 amazing. You know, part of part of what I 203 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:37,200 do with my stand up is bratty, you know, shut up. 204 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,520 You know, that's kind of, that's a little bit of my vibe 205 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:43,200 sometimes. But obviously it is just a just 206 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,840 a bit of fun. But really underneath it all, I 207 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:52,440 am a brat who appreciates, you know, people showing the love. 208 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:56,640 And it was so great. It was so, so great. 209 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,840 Got it recorded. I want to say, you know, I 210 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:05,040 looked very, very sexy. You know, people, some people 211 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,880 comment that some of those said, hey, man, just want to say, you 212 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,920 know, because I wore like a black shirt. 213 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:13,120 I got this black shirt showed out to a man, Charles and the 214 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,960 Hugo Boston in Belfast, who, you know, didn't give me a discount, 215 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:20,080 but, you know, talked me through the fit of shirt that I should 216 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,440 wear. And he and I sort of 217 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:26,760 collaborated and came up with this really sexy black shirt and 218 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:31,160 I wore sort of a black outfit. And yes, I did look like the bad 219 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:35,240 boy of the local snooker scene, but I also look like just a sexy 220 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:39,280 big boy. And then and it was it was, it 221 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,920 was great. So don't talk about it too much 222 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,960 because it's self aggrandizing or whatever. 223 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:49,520 But but this tour, right. And I think if you've, if you've 224 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,760 come down, he's showing the tour, you'll absolutely know him 225 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,200 being sincere. This tour has blown me away in 226 00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:01,360 terms of just having fun and getting the, you know, chat to 227 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,480 as many people as possible afterwards and people's nice 228 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,400 comments. And look, there's going to be 229 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:10,840 shows where I go, you know, I can, I can do better than that. 230 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,720 If, if, if you want to get specific because I'm talking 231 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,080 about good shows. We'll talk about a show where I 232 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,640 didn't think I was firing on all cylinders and that was our MA. 233 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,080 So the, our MA show last year was brilliant crack. 234 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:28,520 This year I just didn't get it right, you know, So it's not 235 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,040 like you do a tour and every show is amazing. 236 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,200 I'll be honest, most have been but but definitely that show 237 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,560 this year thinking I'm capable of being a lot better than that. 238 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:44,080 So next year I'm going to come back in a on a on a motorcycle 239 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,520 of jokes. OK, I'm just going to ride in 240 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:50,440 and do a big wheelie of laughs and I don't know what any of 241 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,640 that means, but I just mean I'll be back next year. 242 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,880 OK. So yeah, thanks. 243 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,920 Thanks to everybody. And we're still got still got 244 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,960 tour shows, you know, as well as the waterfront being the big 245 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,080 show, if you want to call it that. 246 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:06,880 And I really may not want to say like actually every show, like I 247 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,600 don't get as nervous OK as that one, but but I want every show 248 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:15,760 to be the best show. So Corey and Omar Enniskillen go 249 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:20,040 away Belfast. Let's let's just keep having fun 250 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:26,440 and keep and keep it going. So one thing I want to do at 251 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:30,120 this point to the podcast, one thing, the people, the the three 252 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,160 people that have said, man, where, where's your podcast on 253 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,200 to? It's still going right? 254 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,360 But somebody will say, man, you need to bring back TripAdvisor. 255 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,840 OK, If you, if you're a new time listener, my podcast, you'll 256 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:46,880 know that sometimes I do this TripAdvisor thing where I have a 257 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,120 look at the reviews left of somewhere that I've been 258 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,040 recently. So it might be a hotel, it might 259 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:58,560 be a restaurant, it might be it might be a massage place. 260 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,120 OK. And don't be going. 261 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,920 What were you doing? A massage place? 262 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,200 I got a massage there, my show from my friend Josh. 263 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,200 OK. And it was great. 264 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,640 I know he doesn't do any extras, all right, because I asked them. 265 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:15,600 So I went to probably one of the if I was really pushed. 266 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,600 One of the best shows on the tour this year has been The 267 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,600 Breed in Ballymena and that's two years in a row now. 268 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,120 Sometimes I play Ballymena in the past and you come away 269 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:33,560 thinking I don't think humour of today really works that well 270 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,000 there. So I play the comedy different 271 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,440 comedy clubs in Ballymena and sometimes you just think that 272 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,440 you know more traditional stand up goes down better, you know 273 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:47,400 more old school themes. But I gotta say the last two 274 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,320 shoot 2 years, the shows in the Brave Theatre have been to the 275 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:55,480 stand out shows and shout out to the people that came to those. 276 00:15:55,680 --> 00:16:00,320 So because we were filming like 10 tour shows, the base of the 277 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,720 whole thing will be Waterfront and probably Ballymena and then 278 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:09,040 we'll be clubs from all the rest So yeah. 279 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:14,240 So whenever I was leaving the Ballymena show, I went up on my 280 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,920 friend Aaron Butler and who normally does this podcast with 281 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:21,200 me and will be seen again. I hope so. 282 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,600 One thing we love when we go to Ballymena is the fact that 283 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:29,160 Ballymena, I don't know if you know this right, but Ballymena 284 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,720 has a sit in Domino's. Now the people listen to that 285 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,920 going. Yeah, right, mate. 286 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,960 OK, pull the other one. Put my other ball. 287 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:42,760 OK, It's true. Ballymena has a sit in Domino's. 288 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,640 I don't know why more people don't know about it. 289 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,160 I don't know why Ballymena was chosen. 290 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,480 I'm not sliding Ballymena. Just mean, like you would think 291 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,920 Belfast would have something like that. 292 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:55,000 Oh, no, Ballymena Or like, suck my crust. 293 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,160 You know, they've got to sit in Domino's. 294 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,360 I can't tell you how happy that makes me. 295 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,520 So I had a great time there. We went there after the show. 296 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,440 Some people from the show were there because it's just across 297 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,280 the road. And that's always weird because 298 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,520 I like to hang about after and speak to as many people as 299 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,520 possible. And you want to do a photo with 300 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,200 the photo, you want to do a high 5, do a high five. 301 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,160 You want to try and give me a hug? 302 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,800 Probably won't do it, but you know, I think I've done 4 hugs, 303 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:27,240 sister, one girl, three guys, not all ones, but it's just kind 304 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,520 of just maybe a 10 bit weird, you know, because, because 305 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,640 sometimes I'm weird around people that I. 306 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,280 Don't know that well. But there you go. 307 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:42,040 But it's fine. So I've got I've got some 308 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,040 reviews of the Ballymena Domino's here. 309 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:49,160 And first of all, I want to say the staff they're saying because 310 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,160 the money told walked in after a show. 311 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,840 He was feeling good. He went up to the country, 312 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:59,280 ordered his pizzas. I say pizzas was Aaron was 313 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,560 getting one as well. I'm not a fat bastard, right? 314 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,120 And the guy behind the counter said money told he didn't say 315 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,520 that he's a Commission. They said, Shane, your money's 316 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,520 no good here. And I said thank you very much. 317 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,000 So I had a phenomenal experience there. 318 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,440 But I'm going to have a look at some people who have said 319 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,000 different things just to just to see what's out there. 320 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,920 OK? Because I just like people 321 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,240 leaving reviews. This this feature isn't about, 322 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,160 you know, slagging off anywhere. It's about seeing what lunatics 323 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:34,400 leave reviews. So there's about 20. 324 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,440 Yeah, there's exactly 20 reviews on TripAdvisor, which isn't that 325 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,520 many. So let's look at the excellent 326 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,480 first. So I can't even read that name. 327 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:49,720 Someone's given it five stars and just said fantastic at the 328 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,640 start, which I would echo. And the person said came across 329 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,520 this place on Dirty Bastard while on holiday in Northern 330 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,520 Ireland. I love that. 331 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,720 What are you doing? Giant's Causeway. 332 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,920 You're going to see the Dark Hedges. 333 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,080 You're going to see the Titanic. Nowhere. 334 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,080 Drive around. Look for sitting Domino's 335 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:10,120 ballerina love Domino's Pizza and this is the first time I've 336 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:16,640 come across a set in restaurant. Oh dirty bastard new character 337 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,920 and then anyone says anything lean in. 338 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:23,680 Oh dirty bastard person said pizza was perfect. 339 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,880 I loved it. Excellent. 340 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,960 So a lot of people are behind that and this person has left a 341 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,960 lot of reviews before so they know what they're talking about. 342 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,160 We've got some very good reviews as well. 343 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,800 Someone just wrote, someone just wrote a double. 344 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,280 Kathy wrote double this one carry out with son. 345 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,320 Now I presume she means carry out pizza she got with her son 346 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,600 and not she went into Domino's to have a carry out of booze 347 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,080 with her son. She says after late night 348 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,360 outing, pizza is the way to go. Alright Kathy, that's a bit 349 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,400 vague. That's not reviewing the 350 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,320 restaurant. OK. 351 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,120 Excellent sized pizza, reasonable price, very tasty and 352 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,680 beautiful. Always great, especially late at 353 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:07,720 night. Alright Kathy, Sabrina writes. 354 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,360 Kids enjoy these pizzas as the headline. 355 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,200 Now that's what you say whenever you're ordering them. 356 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,240 Kids, you'd better enjoy these pizzas, OK? 357 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,520 Because I'm paying for them, OK, she says. 358 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,400 I got pizzas from here on a few occasions and as a family trader 359 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,040 I've always enjoyed them. Very expensive though. 360 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,280 No way would I pay 1699 for one pizza. 361 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,240 I only get it when it's 2 for Tuesday or a similar offer. 362 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,320 Alright, No one's fortune Sabrina. 363 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,120 No one's fortune you to do it. You know what I mean? 364 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,240 Like a gunman isn't showing up in your doorstep. 365 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,320 Being like here, you better do exactly as I say. 366 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,160 What do you want? The money's upstairs. 367 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:48,160 It's a little mattress. No, get the family rounded up. 368 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,520 You're going for Domino's, she says. 369 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,200 I see. It's not a sit in place as well, 370 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,240 but more somewhere you could sit in with young kids than sit and 371 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,680 relax with older friends. Now you can sit with pensioners 372 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,640 and Domino's as well. OK, let's not. 373 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,800 And that's my new Netflix series. 374 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,600 You know, you've got comedians in cars getting comedians in 375 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:13,040 cars getting coffee. I've got going to Domino's and 376 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,480 Pensioners equally as good. Darren says quick service, 377 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,560 lovely cookies. All right. 378 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:21,280 No punctuation in between those. Great place service, very quick 379 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,320 deliveries, fast. I would rarely order pizza, but 380 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,480 I recommend their cookies as they're absolutely beautiful. 381 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,440 All right, so there's some more really good reviews. 382 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,120 So people are enjoying it. But look, what we really like is 383 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:37,680 when people don't enjoy something and think and think 384 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,680 that this is the way to go. Mark writes. 385 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,160 Average dominoes sometimes hit and miss drivers foreign and 386 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,440 sometimes can't find my house and often drive on grass. 387 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,680 That's not like something associated with foreigners. 388 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,080 They're always fought like driving on cross. 389 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:02,080 What about the Polish that come over here and nick our jobs? 390 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:08,600 No driving our grass. One of the entrance to your 391 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,000 house is only grass. Your driveway is only grass. 392 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,920 Hover over that mate. What are you doing driving on 393 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,080 sometimes can't find your house. You might just you might just 394 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:22,440 have a hard house to find. A good house these days is hard 395 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,240 to find. OK, now we're now we're getting 396 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:31,240 into the meat here. Someone wrote this so possible 397 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,440 aggressive, confirmed how nice homemade pizza is. 398 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,840 On our way home from a trip to Giants 'cause we need it quick 399 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,240 and easy and this fits the bill. Dirty bastard. 400 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,600 My kids say their school friends always revolve like Domino's 401 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:55,240 Pizza nerds. Hey, go check out this Domino's 402 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,680 Pizza. We kids love it. 403 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,480 Domino kids, go ahead. And play. 404 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,440 So this was their chance to see what all the fuss was about. 405 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:07,280 It's not like going to the moon. Unfortunately, they were less 406 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,000 than impressed. Kids just sitting raging in the 407 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,240 back of a car with a pizza soaked on the way back from 408 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,920 Giant's Causeway. That's taste like shit. 409 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,640 Maybe a good dose of garlic and some pineapple that had taste to 410 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,280 it would help. That's such a great insult. 411 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,720 There's a building going past, also known as a lorry. 412 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,080 Kids, you're right back there. Maybe a good dose of garlic and 413 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:38,280 some pineapple would help. This is true fast food, fast and 414 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,960 tasteless. Oh OK we've got some terrible 415 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,760 reviews here we go first of all, I want to emphasise that you 416 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,320 know there's good reviews and bad reviews. 417 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:52,120 Also, one of the guys that left a good review has has also left 418 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,520 the terrible review, so in the meantime he's changed his 419 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,520 opinion. He says Open an urge. 420 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,760 Claim to be 3:00 AM on a Saturday night, but when I rang 421 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,680 the order 215 I was treated to the dial tone for three minutes 422 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:07,040 before I was finally cut off. Either change or open an urge or 423 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,320 answer your phone when people try to give you their best class 424 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,880 3 exclamation marks. Fucking region. 425 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,280 Someone said avoid. Persuaded by a friend to give 426 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,360 this ominous food purveyor another try. 427 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,240 Who the fuck wrote this? Charles Dickens. 428 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,920 I will give this food purveyor another try. 429 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,840 Is that Domino's? Nowhere close to being a genuine 430 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,080 pizza, although it is. It is a genuine pizza. 431 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,560 Like you can't deny it's a pizza. 432 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,080 You can't deny when you order a pizza and they serve it that 433 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:40,640 it's not a pizza. What is this, a handbag made of 434 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,560 fish? Where is the boy in the tree 435 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,880 shooting? The emperor has no clothes. 436 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,720 What the fuck is this person talking about? 437 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,000 I'm going to read one more right because I don't want to shut it 438 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,480 on it because I had a really good experience there my friend. 439 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,040 Terrible service. Waited 45 minutes for pizza. 440 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,880 You go in an order and have to wait forever. 441 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,600 Service is appalling. Came on fine. 442 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,080 Oh, sounds like that. That'll be twice. 443 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,400 Stop going there if you don't like it. 444 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,720 OK, last one, oops, not good. Someone says we decided to have 445 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,760 lunch there because they had a huge sign on outside 446 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,440 advertising. If you bought a medium pizza and 447 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,560 large pizza, the second would be one point. 448 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,880 Unfortunately, when we were, we were told this was not 449 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,560 available. I mean, that's pretty slight. 450 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,000 It's pretty slight. Advertise that and then when 451 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,120 you, oh, I'll get that, that it doesn't exist. 452 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,440 Surely if you advertise an offer it would be good customer 453 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,120 relations to honour the offer Advertised clearly on the big 454 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:48,120 sign outside and then they This is such a roast. 455 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:55,720 I can't comment on the food as we never got the order and what 456 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,800 was the food like? I don't fucking know. 457 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:05,280 This guy's also left has left other reviews as well in the 458 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,360 Balmain area. He's left one at McDonald's 459 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,360 giving him four stars. He says you always know what 460 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,160 you're going to get. This type of fast food wouldn't 461 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,440 be my favourite type of food in the world. 462 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,720 However, when we called in last night to get a quick bite and 463 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,400 kill an OR, the service was fast and friendly. 464 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,840 Oh for a second I read that as kill a whore and thank God he 465 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,880 was killing an OR. Hopefully not by killing a 466 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,200 whore. And my Big Mac was nicely put 467 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,920 together. Imagine like the best Big Mac in 468 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,360 the world and the worst Big Mac in the world. 469 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,600 There's no difference from me. I've never, I've never said out 470 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,200 loud you know what Big Mac's nicely put together. 471 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,200 He said that. Now he might be overreacting 472 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,000 with this sentence. The last big mark I had from 473 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,280 another branch, like a hurricane swept through the box. 474 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,360 Now I don't know if it did. I don't know if it did or it to 475 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,160 be fairies has a few small observations. 476 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,760 My wife Sunday was not filled with the top. 477 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:07,000 Oh dirty bastard. We are mildly alarmed to see the 478 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,280 seats being cleaned with a mop that was also being used to 479 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,080 clean the floor. Too much ice in my Coke. 480 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,320 All in all, though, a good visit. 481 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:22,040 Drake's on too much ice and Michael, but he enjoyed it 482 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,840 anyway. I love that that district 483 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,520 TripAdvisor send him places for me to review and we'll do it. 484 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,480 I'm going to talk a little bit about some stuff. 485 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:35,000 That I got, I got going on. So, you know, people go man, 486 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,640 what are you up to? Here's what I'm up to. 487 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,960 So the tour is sort of winding down now. 488 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,880 We're getting the finish lines insight. 489 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,800 I've started working on next year's show, but I think there's 490 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,440 a listener's question about that, so I'll save that. 491 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,440 But I do have some wee projects that I'm working on, one of 492 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:59,680 which is a sitcom you might have seen me talking about before 493 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,480 posting about with my friend Michael Foster. 494 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,840 So we like cast the sitcom and I don't want to talk about that 495 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,680 too much yet, not being one of those proxies. 496 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,400 Like got some big news, can't announce it yet. 497 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,440 We'll fuck up about it then until you can't announce it. 498 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,320 But I just mean, we haven't finished shooting it yet. 499 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,880 So whenever that's done, I'll maybe chat to you a bit about 500 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,920 what that was like. But the stuff that we have shot, 501 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:30,440 I think it's been really good. Me and Aaron Butler have started 502 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:35,880 writing this series based on like we online series based on 503 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,680 the American Film shot in Belfast videos that we've made 504 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,880 before me and him. So I'm Ben Harvison, who is the 505 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,320 snake craft from the boy town podcast. 506 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,800 We're writing this like cop series. 507 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,040 It's like Belfast cop series and we're filming some of that this 508 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,240 week. We're hoping to do the first one 509 00:28:55,440 --> 00:29:01,080 and then just do like loads more and get like all comedians from 510 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:05,840 here, you know, just have different cameos and it'll be 511 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,960 like a lot of fun to make I think. 512 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,280 And I hope people enjoy it. And it'll just be something that 513 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,600 I think we're going to try and shoot like 6 of them and put 514 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,160 them out every week because that I think that is what I would 515 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,280 love to do more sort of wee series that kind of come out 516 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,120 regularly. Oh, Dirty Bastard. 517 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,320 And then also I'll have to get the finger out with Karen 518 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,680 Bartlett and do more Keith Cruz and bunker stuff. 519 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:33,760 And we are, I've spoken to the BBC about doing some Irish 520 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,240 League football stuff with those two characters going on training 521 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,960 grounds. So we'll chase that up. 522 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,640 If they want to do it, great, if not, we'll do it ourselves. 523 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,800 I don't have no idea what voice that was, but it just felt 524 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,800 appropriate. I'm going to be going to America 525 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:55,600 the second week of November. I'm going to three places. 526 00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:00,120 I was going to do a load of places, but I think it's like I 527 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,440 only did New York in March there. 528 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,880 So I'm just going to give it a bit more time before going back 529 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,200 because I need to put the bloody roof back on. 530 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,680 Am I right? Guys have bloody roof off it. 531 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,280 No, it didn't. All right, so there you go. 532 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:16,680 OK, there you go. I am going to on the let's talk 533 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,400 about. I get this right on. 534 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,800 I think it's Wednesday the 6th. Wednesday the Oh, no, I put in 535 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,960 my headphones. Oh, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ 536 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,560 Almighty. There we go. 537 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,440 OK, we're all right. On Wednesday the 6th or the 7th 538 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:37,800 of November, I am doing Boston. I'm doing a solo show in Boston. 539 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,480 I have all the proper info, but if you know anybody in Boston, 540 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,200 you tell them the money to what's coming and they best go. 541 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,880 All right, I'm doing a show in Boston the next night. 542 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,960 I am in Chicago now. I always thought there was an R 543 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,440 in there. I always thought it was Chicago, 544 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,040 but it's not in Chicago. But I think I might still keep 545 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:03,200 saying Chicago, but I'm going to be there on the Thursday doing a 546 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,640 show and then I'm doing some club shows on the Friday and 547 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,560 Saturday. So what that means is it's just 548 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:14,160 like a 5 or 10 minute spot or whatever, but on the Wednesday 549 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,000 I'm in Boston doing my full show. 550 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,760 On the Thursday I'm in Chicago, on Sunday I'm in Philadelphia. 551 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,400 So I'm one of those three places. 552 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,800 It's a mini East Coast tour that I'm doing. 553 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,440 And if you know people in those places, Boston, Chicago, 554 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,960 Philadelphia, let them know, Tell them I'm coming out there. 555 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,320 OK. Those people from home can't 556 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,040 wait to hear a voice from home. You know, I get on the stage. 557 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,960 Hello. They're all like, I miss people 558 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,840 from home. I'll go, you know, and there'll 559 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,120 be more to the show than that, though. 560 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,120 Don't think that that's it. Don't think I'll then go 561 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,280 goodnight. I'll then do my our long stand 562 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,000 up show, the taller father. I'm all have a great time and 563 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 we'll have a pint to Guinness after and we'll pretend we'll 564 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,800 like it because we do like Guinness but we don't like it in 565 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,960 different places around the world. 566 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,960 Because it doesn't taste the same as Guinness so. 567 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,400 But we'll protect, we'll not mention that. 568 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,160 We'll drink Guinness and we'll be like, this is great, but we 569 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,080 won't be enjoying it. So come to those shows, Boston, 570 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,840 Chicago, Philadelphia, and I'll of course post up all the proper 571 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,000 links to all that, all that there. 572 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,200 And all right, two things before we go. 573 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,520 We're going to pick a news story. 574 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,280 I'm going to talk a little bit about that. 575 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,480 I'm going to look into it. I'm going to see what's what I'm 576 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,320 going to get my take on. And then we're going to do 577 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,240 listeners questions because we've got some listeners 578 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:39,360 questions this week. By the way, if you're if you're 579 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,560 listening this podcast for the first time or you want to know 580 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,960 what other places you can get it, You can get it in Apple 581 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,880 Podcasts. It used to be iTunes. 582 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,840 You can get on Spotify, you can get on SoundCloud. 583 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,880 OK, this this is what I want to talk about before we do 584 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,040 listeners questions. This news article is just 585 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,080 headlined strict mom makes sons pals sign contract before 586 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,640 they're allowed to sleep over. Now my first thoughts are you 587 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,960 should never have a contract for someone to sign before a 588 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,960 sleepover unless it's a kid sleepover and they're an adult, 589 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,520 in which case there should be a contract and the first line of 590 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,280 the contract should be why the fuck are we even at this stage? 591 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,720 You're an adult. You're not coming to the 592 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,560 sleepover. So that I mean, that would be 593 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,840 totally fair, you know what I mean? 594 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,400 But it says a mum has created a contract with her child's that 595 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,960 her child's friends must sign in order to spend the night at her 596 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,320 house or she sounds like no crack. 597 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,640 And one mum decided to get it in writing. 598 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,320 Any of her son's friends had to treat her home with respect and 599 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,440 follow the rules. Well, if they don't treat your 600 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,040 home with respect, they shouldn't be there in the 1st 601 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,880 place. I'm all right guys, OK. 602 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,840 The only apparent drew up a contract which she is guest 603 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,360 signed before they were allowed to sleep over. 604 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:54,640 And it's very strict. I used to have this this like 605 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,960 lifehack whenever I went to sleep overs whenever I was 606 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,600 younger. If I wasn't really feeling the 607 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,920 vibe of the sleepover, you know, if it was weird or they were 608 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,440 watching weird stuff on TV or the house smelled like dog or 609 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,720 something, I would always just pretend my asthma was playing 610 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,199 up. Can you, Can your mum phone my 611 00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:11,400 mum my? Ass what? 612 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:14,159 And then I'd be taken home and there would be nothing wrong 613 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:16,600 with me. You know, I did that probably 614 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,080 1213 times back in the day, but sleepovers were so great. 615 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,840 You know, you go to a mate's house Saturday night, you have a 616 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,880 sleepover, all good. The sign of a good sleepover is 617 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,159 you don't get picked up the next day till late afternoon or early 618 00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,000 evening. The sign of a bad sleepover If 619 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,239 you want to know the sleepover you put on for your mates wasn't 620 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,199 good, is about 7:00 in the morning there by the door 621 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:46,560 waiting to get picked up. Here are the sleepover rules. 622 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,840 This this mom was put up #1 touching or tackling of other 623 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,880 people result in immediate physical separation that could 624 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,679 remain in place up until pickup time. 625 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,040 This means we keep our hands to ourselves and off each other. 626 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,000 Now, fair enough. If you've got one child who's 627 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,440 just straight up touching bombs or something, you know who's 628 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,800 touching the bombs of his friends. 629 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,040 And friends are like, hey, don't touch my bum, please. 630 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,240 You know, if you've got that mini Harvey Weinstein or 631 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,680 whatever, yeah, you know, kick him out, get his parents to pick 632 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,160 him up, put him in the shed, whatever. 633 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,240 But I think taught like, tickling your mates at a 634 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:24,600 sleepover, that's 70% of the fun of a sleepover, you know, or 635 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,560 having a fight, you know, like toy fight, like wrestling, like 636 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:31,040 sleepovers. And I used to have, whenever I 637 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:35,080 was a young boy, what you used to do is just go upstairs to the 638 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,600 bedroom, one dirty bastard, and just bake the shit out of each 639 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,760 other. You know, try all the wrestling 640 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:44,080 moves from TV. And so I would get kicked out of 641 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,160 every seat war. We keep our hands to ourselves. 642 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,560 Well, not if it's a great time #2 changing them. 643 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,680 Clothes will be done independently and in a private 644 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,160 space with the individual, not in the company of anyone else. 645 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,200 This means no nudity in front of anyone, anyone else whatsoever. 646 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:03,320 Guys, I can't tell you how many laughs I got whenever I was 647 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,480 very, very much younger, whenever I used to at sleepovers 648 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,360 now. I mean, like primary school age, 649 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,600 OK, I don't when you were 17, primary school age, was there 650 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,040 anything funnier? And it's going to be weird me 651 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:20,920 saying this out loud when you had a few trusted friends and 652 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:30,310 there was maybe music on and you would take your bottoms down 653 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,840 just exposing your bum and pretend like your bum was 654 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:44,560 singing the words of the song. Now there will be 86% of people 655 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,400 listening to this podcast going, That is the most bizarre thing 656 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:54,480 I've ever heard. And the other 21% will be going 657 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:58,480 man high, virtual high 5, because that's what it was all 658 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,800 about when you got your bum and you're like. 659 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,040 I have a girlfriend and hands don't blow funny. 660 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,160 Don't overdo it. Don't, don't do like just your 661 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,320 bum, like you're not actually pulling your bum too much. 662 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,760 It's just like a tiny bit, you know? 663 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,880 But that was always good fun. So again, that's not really that 664 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,360 kind of bad. By #3 Disruptions including 665 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,280 excess volume or voice or electronics will result in 666 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,640 suspension. Such privilege. 667 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,200 This means no shouting, interrupting or blasting the TV 668 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,520 or iPad. Well Yep, in a way you shouldn't 669 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,760 be on electronics and a sleepover. 670 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,080 You should just be having good clean fun and messing about and 671 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,400 playing outside and whatever. But you have to blast TV 672 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,080 sometime. Me and my mates just watched the 673 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:41,200 Top of the Pops because we were legends and and you know you had 674 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,640 the vandal boys within. The vandal bus is coming turning 675 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,440 that shit up. But yeah, you shouldn't be on an 676 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,360 iPad at a birthday party #4 complaining will not be 677 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,280 tolerated. Constructive requests are 678 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,280 encouraged and a kind of polite tone of voice. 679 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,240 This means you have to wait to have my attention and 680 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,960 acknowledgement where you start speaking to me. 681 00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,480 All right? So if I genuinely was having an 682 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,960 asthma attack, I'd have to wait until Karen was ready to hear me 683 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,760 out on it. Karen, I well, excuse. 684 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,760 Me, you will wait. You will wait. 685 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:15,680 Now what would you like to say? Oh my God. 686 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,240 And then you have to sign this contract. 687 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,520 I mean, that is bullshit. How embarrassed would you be if 688 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,680 your mom was the mom that had the contract? 689 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,600 Do you want to sleep over at my house? 690 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,400 Yeah, sure do, man. I'll see you there. 691 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,800 Well, get your lawyer over because we got them. 692 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,720 I used to dot and T's to cross my man. 693 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:37,960 I would hate that. Where's my phone? 694 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,640 Oh yeah, I've got listeners questions. 695 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,200 I said where's my phone There? Like I was like Gandalf in Lord 696 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,000 of the Rings. Like really, you know, like 697 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,880 there was so much power. Where's my phone? 698 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,640 He wouldn't say that, you know, he'd be, he'd say something like 699 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:54,240 where's the seven eyes? Where's the seven eyed pigeon? 700 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,920 You know, I don't know. I haven't seen that ones in a 701 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,440 while. OK, OK, OK. 702 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,560 We've got got questions. I said God eight times there, 703 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,160 but that's fine and cool and don't worry about it. 704 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,040 Film Exceed says never mind Sophie's Choice. 705 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,960 Here's Shane's choice. I don't know what Sophie's 706 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,880 Choice is. You get off the Bangor Belfast 707 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,160 trainer call troll. Do you turn right and go to the 708 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,720 Folk Museum or turn left and head to the transport part? 709 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,360 OK, good question. Now, I haven't been either in 710 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,120 quite a while. But what I would say is I think 711 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:34,360 I prefer the Folk Museum because Folk Museum sounds a little bit 712 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,440 like Folk Museum. So if you say it in a certain 713 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,560 way, people still think I mean Folk Museum, but you're saying 714 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,480 Folk Museum. You know, you can't say enough 715 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,040 the Folk Museum. And sometimes we'll be like, 716 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:51,760 yeah, and you are dirty bastard. So I would go there. 717 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,200 The Transport Museum is a little bit nerd heavy for me, despite 718 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,720 being, you know, genuine nerd. Transport Museum, like steam 719 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,440 trains and all that. No, not for me. 720 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,880 My dad heard that there was this, like, train exhibition on 721 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,280 True Story at the Transport Museum a couple years ago. 722 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,760 And he went down and it was. Toy trains. 723 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,520 And they were. Adults and my dad left. 724 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,680 So yeah, probably the Folk Museum. 725 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,720 Folk Museum's good crack. You know, the best part of it is 726 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:22,560 the fact that people are there in genuine outfits pretending 727 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,400 they're actors pretending to be from that time, you know, you 728 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:30,880 might recognise them from like, and I also like working in spa 729 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,560 or something. Well, it's good to see you. 730 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,560 Just we're having a tough time here in the farm. 731 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,560 Where are you visiting from? I'm like 2019 also where you're 732 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,960 from, Craig, you know. Oh, no, I'm not Craig. 733 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,400 I'm. I'm a peasant. 734 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,280 I'm a peasant farmer. No, you're not all right. 735 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,920 No, you're not. You're also wearing converse. 736 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,520 Dez Bennett, Tell us more on the talk cast, please, about sitcom 737 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,600 ID you were on about a few weeks ago and if it's on the horizon. 738 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,240 Yep, we'll get into that next week, Dez. 739 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,520 But it was really good fun to shoot. 740 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,680 Cast were brilliant. I had worked with some of them 741 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,040 before and sketches, but everybody like stepped it up 742 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:12,520 and, and we've got one, one or two more filming days, but we've 743 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,480 got to wait until my hair grows back a bit more because I had a 744 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,640 fresh cut for the waterfront gig. 745 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:21,760 So it would look weird because some shots I would have longer 746 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,920 hair and shorter hair, you know? But we'll get that finished next 747 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,560 week. But cheers. 748 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:31,960 And yeah, it was, it was, it was good. 749 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,640 Felt good. Felt like something just 750 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,840 slightly different to what I've been doing before. 751 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,600 And I enjoyed that. Do you know my when he says, how 752 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,520 many lawnmowers does your dad have in the shed? 753 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,000 Yes, yes, I like that. You also been in one of the live 754 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,480 shows, which is excellent. Thanks. 755 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,960 I'm not sure you're at, but yeah, I do a little bit of 756 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,320 material there about lawnmowers. So if anyone was on the fence 757 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,360 about coming to see me, just know that if you like 758 00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,080 lawnmowers, Yep, you're covered. If you like Panther about 759 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,560 lawnmowers, I've got it, you know, so don't worry about it. 760 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,720 Filmics. He asked that that folk museum 761 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:12,160 question. Fuck I fuck, fuck off. 762 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,880 I can't talk, Matthew says. How long does it take to figure 763 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,240 out your whole stand up routine? What works, what doesn't work? 764 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,080 I would say to come up with a new hour long show. 765 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:28,440 Like I like to do a new hour a year, but then I always travel. 766 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,040 I try new materials much anytime I go to a comedy club, 767 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:36,000 libraries, pug uglies and front page and Ballymena brickwork and 768 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,200 diary doesn't matter. I always try new stuff because 769 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:42,400 it's fun to try it. And I guess the straight answer 770 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,400 is you don't know if it works until you do it. 771 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,800 And you can also do it but it doesn't work but you're still 772 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,840 going. I'll make that work eventually 773 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,960 and you keep doing it. Or you do a bed that works first 774 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,040 time you do it and then never works again. 775 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,560 So it does take that year. I'd say it takes me a year to 776 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,160 come up with an R material, which is pretty average for 777 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,760 comedians who are doing the they are every year. 778 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:11,240 They would all probably say yeah, an hour I years away, 779 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:16,000 right. I mean, if you were like more 780 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,160 Jerry Seinfeld about it, who's one of the best comedians all 781 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,000 time? So none of us are Jerry Seinfeld 782 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,400 about it. But if you were someone who 783 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,240 cared about every word of your joke, then there's no way you 784 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,000 could come up with a new are every year. 785 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,320 But I think if you're willing to just have fun with the are and 786 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,800 change bits as you go, just like a tiny bit, you know, I think 787 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,440 it's dead on. But the stand up routine. 788 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,840 So now that now that I'm happy with this show and you know, 789 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,840 there's maybe 4 shows left, I'm starting to think about next 790 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,600 year's show, but also not letting it distract me from the 791 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,640 shows I've got left this year. So I'm just sort of slowly 792 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,480 working on that. But I'd say I've got about half 793 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:08,400 an hour material for the new show, which is brilliant, but it 794 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,000 may well change because there's stuff you do at the start of the 795 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,440 tour and then go, Nah, I've been, or you suddenly don't have 796 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,880 time for it because you you've stretched another bit out you 797 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,800 find more funny in another bit. So it really depends, man. 798 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,480 There's no like there's no real rule for it. 799 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,320 But I I love testing out new stuff. 800 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:31,200 So the next year's show, next year's show I hope might be 801 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,200 genuinely next year's tour might be on sale in the next couple of 802 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:38,480 weeks. Because every year I make I 803 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,720 think about it and go, should I do a newer this year? 804 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,360 And I usually say yes, but you know, there'll be a time where I 805 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,360 go, Nah, you know, maybe this year I'll give it a miss. 806 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,440 You know, I'll do other things or whatever. 807 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,720 But I feel good about a new show. 808 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,720 So I'm going to start working on that in the next couple of 809 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,640 months and I'll have fun going out and trying. 810 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,640 But then also I like, I like just trying bits that you're 811 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,600 never going to do again. You're just doing for the crack. 812 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,400 Like on Instagram and Twitter, I put up a clip of me in Dublin 813 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,400 talking about Tito crisps because there was a news story 814 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:14,640 about that week about it. And it's the sort of thing you 815 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,920 just do like it's like a throwaway bit, you know what I 816 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,800 mean? You're like, I'm just going to 817 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,960 do this tonight. I'll put up the clip and it is 818 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,600 what it is, you know, I'll never do it again. 819 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,280 So I like I like doing fun stuff like that. 820 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,400 Chris says where is the strangest place you've 821 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,120 defecated? Never say defecated, man. 822 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,920 OK. Because you sound like some sort 823 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,360 of what he calls people that work in a morgue. 824 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,520 You sound like a what do you call them? 825 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,000 You sound like a man. It's so sciencey the way you 826 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,600 said it defecated. You know, if you say defecated, 827 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:52,000 you're definitely into some sort of weird sex thing where unless 828 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,600 you're 14 by the way, man, maybe you're listening to this going, 829 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,080 hey, what are you doing? I'm 12. 830 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,960 In which case, no, don't worry about that. 831 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:03,000 Where's the strangest place? Where do we strange place Like 832 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:08,880 shit, I don't ever remember doing it in a place and going, 833 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:14,400 this is so weird. I do remember being locked out 834 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:19,560 of my mum's house once and when I got back in I was so annoyed. 835 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:24,160 He's shitting the kitchen floor. No, it was last year. 836 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,360 Primary school, I want to say I think no, no, no, I was later 837 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,600 than not a secondary school. I was locked out. 838 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,640 I didn't have a key and I needed to go to the toilet. 839 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,320 So I had to go with the back of the garden. 840 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,680 But it was all right because there's like a like a covered 841 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:42,040 bed, like a big Bush at the back of the garden and you can sort 842 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,040 of get in behind that. So I ended up, I was happy 843 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,880 enough, you know, I enjoyed it. Use some Dakkan sleeves. 844 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,360 Dean Davis, a referencer, Dakkan slave for all three. 845 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,280 People like it. And so, yeah, that's why the 846 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,680 weirdest place, but nowhere weirder than that. 847 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,520 Although it did do wee wee somewhere really weird last 848 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,520 week. I shouldn't have said wee wee. 849 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,360 I was thinking about Dean Davidson there who would say wee 850 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,800 wee. But I obviously say tinkle. 851 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,520 I did a tinkle somewhere really weird last week, but I just 852 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,640 needed to go. So there you go. 853 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,360 I'll leave that. We'll leave that one week. 854 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:19,600 Colin says should net positive suction head be allowed for when 855 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,480 calculating circulation, pump size and a closed loop system? 856 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,960 Asking for a friend. Yeah, probably. 857 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,480 I would say. Don't know if it's a Wednesday, 858 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,720 yes. Any other day of the week, no. 859 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,360 But closed loop beats open loop in that situation if you ask me. 860 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,000 I have no idea what you're talking about. 861 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,640 Couple of questions on Instagram. 862 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:49,840 Yeah, Instagram was taking off on that sum up somehow. 863 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:56,880 Good stuff. I got a question from Matthew 864 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:02,600 Merlin, by the way. Matthew, I saw your car last 865 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:06,520 last week. I saw your car last week, man. 866 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,760 I saw you getting out of your car. 867 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:12,200 And how long you been hairdressing for? 868 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:18,960 And one is you're going to presume it was your husband's? 869 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,040 Look, I'm one. I drive Passat. 870 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,520 I can't slag anybody else off for their car. 871 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:28,680 I drive an old Passat. I look like a taxi driver. 872 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,560 I look like a divorced taxi driver who's just taken the sign 873 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,520 off. All right, so. 874 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,920 So people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. 875 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,000 And I apologise, Matthew, you're genuinely a lovely guy. 876 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,640 Nancy says enjoy your radio presenter voice, but who do you 877 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,840 tune into in the wireless? Big fan of Fighting Talk 878 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,560 themselves. I actually didn't know Fighting 879 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,560 Talk was still going. And I don't mean that in a 880 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:52,600 slagging way, I just mean I used to really, really enjoy it as 881 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,280 well. But for whatever reason, I just 882 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,200 don't listen to it anymore. Is it on Saturday morning? 883 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,600 Because I'm normally just watch until I go to play football. 884 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,600 When I leave the house at like 12 or whatever, I usually just 885 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,240 watch Soccer AM and Sky Sports News. 886 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:11,960 So I don't listen to the radio. But yeah, great to see we've got 887 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,240 some fans of my radio voice out there. 888 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,720 Really enjoy that, you know, feedback. 889 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,080 Thanks very much for that. Matthew Murnin. 890 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,520 So who do I tune into in the wireless? 891 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,440 I listen to Talk Sport mostly. So Talk Sport is my default 892 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:32,520 station because I like to hear about the football and a couple 893 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,000 other sports. But there are loads of ads on 894 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:40,240 that which I sort of get like I still listen to Radio 1, 895 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,680 although I'm getting that age where to say things like that's 896 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,160 not music, you know, even though I've quite an eclectic music 897 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,960 taste, there's some stuff in that I'm like, the fuck are you 898 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:52,560 doing? If I want to hear music, you 899 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,840 know, if I'm just driving, I want to listen to a wee chart 900 00:49:54,840 --> 00:50:00,000 hit, you know, I'll go between cool FM, Q Radio, Radio One, 901 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:05,120 probably those three stations. Sometimes I listen to Radio 902 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:13,320 Ulster, I like to listen to U1O5 sometimes as well. 903 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,840 It just depends what I'm in the mood to listen to. 904 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:20,480 But I 90% of the time I listen to podcasts when I drive. 905 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:27,040 So I need a car with the that you can play through Bluetooth 906 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,560 on because at the minute I just play the podcast on my phone and 907 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,000 then put it in like the drinks holder on my phone. 908 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,600 Winning. So I essentially need new cars. 909 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,680 What I'm saying? So, yeah. 910 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,000 Or listen to CDs. I don't know. 911 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000 There's nothing. There's no like, show where I'm 912 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,400 like, I listen to that all the time. 913 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,080 You know, if I'm flicking around, if it's the morning 914 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,440 pizza, Nolan's on, Steven Clemens on something like that, 915 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,080 I listen to that. But a lot of the time it's 916 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,600 podcast CDs and that kind of thing. 917 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,920 I don't listen to, like news or any like serious debate shows 918 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,080 because they're just like that. I found them enjoying myself. 919 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,000 So there you go. Thanks for the question Giles 920 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,920 Stroud says good morning mambo cheeky great night and Saturday 921 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,160 mate. Congrats again. 922 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,480 Thank you Sir. And he says my question is how 923 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,760 do you feel knowing that you've given a new meaning to do they 924 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,480 know it's Christmas to many people, including myself and 925 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,280 they'll I'll never be able to hear that song again without 926 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,760 thinking to you and Connor Keyes cheers. 927 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,800 Cheers to you for coming dirty bastard. 928 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,920 Yes, the at the end of the show for a reason that I'm not really 929 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,720 going to go into because this is it's going to come out like some 930 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:38,600 sort of special the show, so I don't want to entirely spoil it. 931 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,520 Me and Connor Keys, obviously in the 20th of September performed 932 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,200 the classic Band-Aid hit. Do they know it's Christmas? 933 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,400 And do you know what The funny thing about that was? 934 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,880 Right. I could either go on two ways 935 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,120 with it. And I was like, should I? 936 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,920 No, I, I can't really sing. And I'm not saying that like Ron 937 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,880 Burgundy and Anchorman, but I'm not really prepared. 938 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,960 Anybody's got a great flute. I can hold a tune. 939 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,760 But if someone proper could sing and they were singing beside me, 940 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,680 you'd go, all right, they can sing back. 941 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,360 I Can't Sing, so I can't really sing. 942 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:15,680 But I do like to sing and I like to do karaoke, you know, I'm 943 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,160 never sounding like that, but I like doing it. 944 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,480 But at the Waterfront I was like, should I, because this is 945 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,280 a comedy show, right? So should I try and sing like 946 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,280 bow on purpose or should I just go for it? 947 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,120 And in my head I was like, maybe I'm not really trying to sing. 948 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:32,240 See, as soon as I saw 2000 people with the lights from 949 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:37,240 their phones going in the fucking waterfront hole to a 950 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:42,560 sold out crowd, you best believe I put everything I could in the 951 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,280 singing that note as well as possible. 952 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:49,400 And then I saw the, I saw the footage back and I went, yes, 953 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:54,200 yes, hashtag Sony records #sentiment boy. 954 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,720 Cheeky. But yeah, I've been singing that 955 00:52:56,720 --> 00:53:04,280 song since, which is vain, but, well, no, it's not, but yeah, 956 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,280 thanks, thanks, thanks for coming. 957 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,520 You know, it's great whenever you see and hear people that, 958 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,760 you know, have come to shows for a long while, go to something 959 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,320 like that and still enjoy it because you know that there's a 960 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,600 lot of people seeing you for the first time. 961 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:21,480 But which is cool, but it means a lot when people come back to 962 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,600 shows, you know, because you know, you're you're doing 963 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,040 something right. So appreciate that, guys. 964 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,640 Tyler says, did you know Lisburn is the city? 965 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:34,560 And yes, you might have been on the Lisburn show and that might 966 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,360 be some sort of banter between me and you. 967 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,680 Or if you're just saying that independently that I know 968 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:44,200 Lisburn was the city, then yes, I know Lisburn is technically a 969 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,320 city. I mean, those are my, you know 970 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,720 what I mean? But it's one of those ones where 971 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:53,600 I gave them people from there. Like Louise says, you didn't do 972 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,160 your wee laugh at the end of your radio voice. 973 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:59,160 That's my favourite part. Well, just for you, there you 974 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:03,120 go. I think that's it, That's it for 975 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,680 questions. To be fair, I only gave it a bit 976 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,680 half an hour before I recorded. So sadly, there'll be some 977 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,400 people asking questions tonight and I have to look at them and 978 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,760 go, oh, Jesus, I'm not even going to be able to answer that. 979 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:15,720 But that's life in it sometimes, guys. 980 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:20,160 I also want to plug a couple of charity shows. 981 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:27,160 That's CHARIDY charity, right that I'm doing, starting with 982 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,720 right, which one? The moon I'm doing. 983 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,560 So I've talked about this on the podcast before. 984 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:41,120 We do like as like a group of comedians, we do maybe four or 985 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,120 five big charity shows a year where 100% of the money raised 986 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,640 goes to charity because you get asked to do a lot of charity 987 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,480 gigs and it's just not possible to gig full time, you know, 988 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,880 making a living basically, and then do a load of shoes for free 989 00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,680 as much as you would like to. So because a lot of comedians 990 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,320 get asked this, we thought a good thing to do is just get a 991 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,840 big group of people together, you know, the people that are 992 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,840 regularly at shoes, you know, because you run into the same 993 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,440 sort of people like gigs. So people were chatting about 994 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,240 this and it's like, let's just put on a couple of shows. 995 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,360 So that's what we're going to do. 996 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,120 So in the Limelight on Sunday the 6th of October, which is 997 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,720 this Sunday, Limelight 2. So the big room, which I've 998 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:25,360 actually never played before, any of the motor neurone 999 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,840 disease. So Karen Bartlett has organised 1000 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,320 this one. It's me, Colin Geddes, Aaron 1001 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,600 McCann, Dave Elliott, Mickey Bartlett, Patti McDonald, Mark 1002 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,440 McCartney, Connor Keys, Kieran Bartlett, William Thompson, Rory 1003 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,040 Woods, Rory McShane, James Mckenney, Jordan Robinson, Aaron 1004 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:47,840 Butler, Monster lineup. Then I am doing a gig for Ruth 1005 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:53,920 Curran, my friend Ruth Curran. Ruth you might know from FNT 1006 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,400 Live, which was the sketch group the day of Nordy Shore with the 1007 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,760 Big Bear himself, Dave Elliott. Ruth is putting on a comedy 1008 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:08,880 night on Thursday the 10th of October in the Shoe Factory in 1009 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:14,200 Belfast in Union Street and the money raised for that will go 1010 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:19,240 into Action Mental health. So that is going to be a real 1011 00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,840 fun show. I've actually played that venue 1012 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,000 before so it'll be cool to go back. 1013 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,840 And the lineup for that is myself, Diona Doherty, Rory 1014 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,480 Woods, Aaron Butler, William Thompson, and I think Ruth might 1015 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:35,480 be hosting that. And then the last one of the 1016 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,720 year that I'm doing the last charity show. 1017 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:44,960 If you want to come down and have a laugh and also, you know, 1018 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:49,200 support something really worthwhile is hang on a second. 1019 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:53,040 Because I want to, I want to make sure I'm getting all the 1020 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:57,640 right details about this. So this night is also a night 1021 00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:02,000 for mental health as well. And the night is kind of being 1022 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:07,720 raised in honour of Michael Cullen from Belfast who passed 1023 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,320 away. I think, I think it was last 1024 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:14,800 year, because I think this is second, this is the second 1025 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:19,200 night, this or second year that this event has been running and 1026 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,600 the first year that I'm doing it. 1027 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,840 So it should be a really good night. 1028 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:34,120 Let me just this genuine apology I've ever given in my life. 1029 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:38,440 I'm so sorry about this, guys. My hands do not work. 1030 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:39,760 OK, Now they do. Yeah. 1031 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:43,840 It's called the Night for Cull. So it's in the Empire Friday the 1032 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:49,840 15th of November and the lineup is Dave Elliott, the rapper 1033 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:54,160 Rees, Patty Raff, Colin Geddis and myself I think. 1034 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,920 I don't know if there's more acts on or what, but that should 1035 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,720 be a really good night too. So come and check those out. 1036 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:07,160 All I got to do is is get out of here. shine.net if you want to 1037 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,840 come and see my last tour dates or the Galway Comedy Festival if 1038 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,560 you want to come and see that show and go away. 1039 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,160 I am joking about coming all the way to Galway to see it, but at 1040 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,400 the same time, the Galway Comedy Festival is great crack. 1041 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,280 So have a look at the programme for that. 1042 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,760 And if you want to come down and also come see my show and call 1043 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,240 and get us to dinner solo show as well. 1044 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,400 So check that out. And Colin's on tour at the 1045 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,280 minute. So if you want to go and see 1046 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,360 him, tickets are on shine.net as well. 1047 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:34,520 See a space show, which I haven't seen yet, but we'll 1048 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:39,240 hopefully see you soon. And you know what, just everyone 1049 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,000 doing stuff. So just go and check it out and 1050 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:47,120 go and see, stand up and just have a good time, OK? 1051 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,120 Because Brexit, what is it? We don't know. 1052 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,280 What does a backstop mean? No idea. 1053 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,400 I thought it was the wee thing that's behind the door. 1054 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,840 You know, that's what I think a backstop is, that wee springy 1055 00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,000 thing. And don't really have them 1056 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,440 anymore these days, but they used to have them behind doors 1057 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,120 in the 90s. It was a wee spring and it got 1058 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,160 thinner as it went on, Dirty Bastard. 1059 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,360 And I had a wee white plastic. But at the end, and if you pull 1060 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:13,080 the back, which I used to every day, Dirty Bastard, and let it 1061 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:16,080 go, it went. It didn't do that, but it went. 1062 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,720 I don't know what it did. But look, we're living in 1063 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,240 certain times. The Amazon's burnt down. 1064 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:29,760 You know, you've got Brexit, you've got, you know, Katie 1065 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:34,360 Price has lost her on herself. What I'm saying is get out there 1066 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:38,600 and just laugh, you know, because laughter is the best 1067 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:43,600 thing. And then I want to just say, 1068 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,440 I've done 59 minutes, 30 seconds. 1069 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,560 I just want to hit that R OK, So what I'll do that, what I'll 1070 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:54,320 spend the last 30 seconds doing is saying, is this first of all, 1071 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:57,000 OK, my wife's ringing me, going to be so rude, not acceptable 1072 00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,120 call. But what I want to do is just 1073 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,720 thank everybody for coming to the Waterfront show and all the 1074 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,480 tour shows so far. And we're going to get a wee 1075 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:11,120 tune going as well because this song means a lot to me. 1076 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,080 By Gillette. Short Dick man. 1077 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,560 OK. And that's what I want to say. 1078 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,920 Thank you very much to all the lovely people out there. 1079 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,520 For nobody's still listening at this point, OK? 1080 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,960 I get that. All right. 1081 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,920 And it's just me here, OK? And that's fine. 1082 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,760 That's absolutely fine. OK. 1083 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,320 Short Dick man. Don't want me short Dick man. 1084 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,000 You preach it, sister. OK, Thanks very much for 1085 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 listening to the Shame telecast back every Wednesday. 1086 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,800 The video version will be back. SoundCloud, Apple Music and 1087 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:48,040 Spotify, thank you very much. and.net for tour dates and merch 1088 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,200 coming soon. Dirty Bastard.