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October 8th and 9th. 
Zippers, welcome to this episode

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of the Tea With Me podcast being
recorded backstage at my shows 

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at the Limelight in Belfast. 
Although apparently the kids are

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supposed to call it limelight. 
I didn't realise there was no 

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the in the limelight anymore 
until Tim McGarry, who's gigging

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with me tonight told me that. 
So if anyone was going to online

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bully me because they called it 
the limelight, please don't, 

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Please don't hair check. 
So I was shooting a sketch this 

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morning at a car place up in 
Bushmills and my hair had to be 

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like all quiffed up for it and I
haven't washed it since then. 

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But the quiff has like naturally
sort of, you know, like it's a 

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good day after a house party, 
the quiffs on a come down. 

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But I'm not 100% behind it, just
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minute. 
So I may wash it before the 

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show. 
Also a lot of people ask me like

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she knew Rock'n'roll guy in 
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in an early show at half seven 
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In between the two shows. 
What are you doing man? 

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You're doing gear, you're doing 
an MDMA or cat or you're just 

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getting a load of beers in. 
No, me and my manager Joe are 

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just going for a run. 
I brought my running gear. 

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The only gear I brought is my 
running gear is a vest, a 

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luminous top and my running 
shoes and a toilet char gel. 

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And that's just the way it is. 
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my manager, Joe, everyone just 
jumping in a shower and it's 

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going to be a nice time. 
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weird. 
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with the crack, with the new 
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to be there at half 5. 
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at half seven there was the 
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just wasn't going to happen. 
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because, you know, I would have 
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people that are already queuing 
up and just sorry, Madam, I'm 

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really sorry about that. 
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And then it would add invite 
them all back to my house and it

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would have just been awkward 
because, you know, my babies are

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and stuff and everything. 
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fine, but there would be someone
who would just, you know, be too

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loud and I'd have to kick them 
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wouldn't get taxis. 
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be an ideal situation is what 
I'm trying to say. 

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So what I'm going to do in this 
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hour episode. 
I'm going to say that right up 

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front. 
Hopefully you understand. 

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Still doing the video version, 
but it's going to be half our 

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version of the podcast. 
Anything can happen. 

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Anybody can walk in as we do 
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It could be the ghost of people 
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I don't know if Amy Winehouse 
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Chancellor's probably has, but 
we could be visited by legendary

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spirits. 
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Before I move on, let me just 
plug Patreon, which is 

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patreon.com says Tea With Me 
podcast. 

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We get the bonus episode on a 
Monday with me and producer Dan 

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and my stand up show from the 
waterfront from last year's 

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there too. 
So servers, let's just get into 

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it. 
By the way, I don't have a tea 

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because I forgot to specify that
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So someone has been dispatched 
to get that. 

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I just want I just want you to 
know that I hopefully will have 

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a tea by the end of this 
podcast. 

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And if I don't, I just won't be 
doing the shows. 

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Simple as that. 
I just won't be doing the shows 

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and everyone will understand. 
People will be like odd, he 

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cancelled because of COVID. 
Like no, the women just didn't 

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get his almond milk and he's had
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people sent to prison. 
LMJ says weirdest interaction 

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with a fan ever. 
I think people have asked that a

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couple of I feel like I've 
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couple of weeks. 
So I'll I'm going to swear that 

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one. 
Mark says would you rather never

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allowed to be eaten Nando's 
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What I would do is probably not 
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I would eat my Nando's and then 
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through the check from like get 
the peri peri sauce and the 

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juice of the chicken at the end 
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that. 
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that. 
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Oh, OK, I had some technical 
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That number one, I couldn't say 
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and #3 it's literally just me 
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So that's cool that I had that 
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that. 
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fuck off because it's hard to 
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So what I would do is just take 
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the Perry sauce and I'd use that
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So no hair product, although 
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don't have hair product, I look 
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that's not sweet. 
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I'll take my son out for a walk 
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like, oh, there's two mates 
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Jamie Harrison, aside from 
Tribal Burger, what's your go to

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restaurant in Belfast? 
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the boy town podcast and then 
didn't and that's why boy no, 

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it's not. 
That's why boy town stopped. 

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It's not. 
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has a has a problem with shandy 
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Travel Burger isn't my go to, 
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Burger. 
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My go to is of course Nando's 
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But then I also like pizza 
punks, I like Bunsen. 

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They should all sponsor the 
podcast and I like anywhere that

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would sponsor the podcast. 
Spuds, is that still there? 

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Spuds guy used to go to school 
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He was in Shaftesbury Square and
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Very decent. 
Someone asked the exact same 

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question. 
Aside from Anders which will go 

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to restaurant in Belfast. 
Weird, very weird. 

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A couple of guys haven't banter 
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This is what OK, yes, I put I 
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BBC Northern Ireland about shows
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year and someone wrote under it 
all white middle class lobbies. 

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And I replied under that and 
said thank you. 

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And people are not commenting 
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But I'm obviously not middle 
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I'm I'm upper. 
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Rory Arkin says who's the 
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from Northern Ireland, yourself 
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We answered the question there 
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said. 
If I couldn't say me, would you 

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would if I was allowed to 
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In all seriousness, I go for 
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being the mix. 
Jimmy Cricket will be in the 

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fair play to Jimmy Cricket. 
Jimmy Cricket will be in the 

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mix. 
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Jimmy Cricket once, an old 
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I went thinking this is maybe 
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me it was class. 
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we hot and all but yeah, I would
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someone's going to listen that 
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He means that and guys, I do. 
I did a Speaking of being, you 

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know, a stand up. 
I did a stand up show last night

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in Titanic Quarter in Belfast 
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It's going to be on BBC Three 
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a time. 
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It was a lot of fun. 
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there's been tape for TV and 
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either my hair or my outfit gets
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And so I was just worried about 
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And then before I went on stage,
this guy went where's both their

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mate and I was just glad I 
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because then on BBC you would 
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mate away and find him. 
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And that's going to be on later 
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actual like full BBC, which is 
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So so you just kind of you just 
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couple swell Jimmy Wilson, 
that's not related to the 

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podcast, but Matthew Merlin's 
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lost his brand appeal? 
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of AQ and a than a podcast. 
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properly doing the podcast, but 
I'm doing limelight tonight, 

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tomorrow night and Saturday 
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I was filming a sketch this 
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I did the TV show last night. 
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lot of work and I can only 
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going to enjoy that while it 
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Matthew Merlin says, has Corey 
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So Corey Flames is my Corey 
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influencer character. 
And yeah, he probably has lots 

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of brand appeal because I didn't
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he's always willing to come back
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#collab hashtag brand 
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Don't know the thing with thing 
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and social media people, 
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everyone. 
Comedians should be parodied, 

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politicians fucking everybody. 
But there's the you know there. 

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You got to be careful with 
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been a whole like hashtag be 
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totally get that. 
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know, I just felt like awkward 
of like maybe doing that 

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character, don't know. 
It's, it's a longer conversation

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for another time. 
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Corey Flames isn't just 
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He's based on every single 
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met. 
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So he's lost his brand appeal, 
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another collab. 
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What's the name of your YouTube 
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If you just type in She and Todd
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find my YouTube channel. 
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changed the channel name to She 
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name Harlem Harlem Gun Club. 
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But that was the name of me and 
Dan Watson's sort of sketch 

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group back in the day. 
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It's pretentious. 
Harlem Gun Club. 

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I don't know what it means. 
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together on our sketches and it 
was under prepared and shit, but

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you'll find it. 
Just Shane Todd, you know what I

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mean? 
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Willie Palmer, which I'm sorry, 
but it's always a funny name to 

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me. 
He's a bit of a Willie Palmer 

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says Hey bro, would you rather 
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rest of your life and never be 
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ever again? 
Cheers boyo. 

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I like the idea of 25 cats 
following me. 

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I like the idea of like a gang 
of cats because I I'm the number

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one super bitch. 
Like deep inside you might not 

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think I'm some people do think 
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super bitch. 
So what would happen is I'd get 

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into a bitch fest with someone 
and I'd say I'm actually going 

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to be the bigger woman. 
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my cats would come and scrub 
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So I would like to have a gang 
of cats and their paws are just 

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covered in blood from the faces 
of my enemies who are all local 

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social media influencers. 
Give me the 25 cats, one flying 

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Irishman as one of Belfast top 
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Fuck you. 
Have you any plans to upload any

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more stand up gigs on the 
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Yes I will do 1A year. 
I'll put a big all singing all 

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dancing stand up special on 
Patreon a year. 

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That's my plan, but I don't want
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up by, especially now because 
I'm just working on the new 

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material. 
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while I'm still working it out. 
Basically, I might put all in 

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the previous stand up specials 
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There's nothing that special 
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Hopefully this show I'm about to
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I'm just being deprecating, but 
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BBC show I had to do 15 minutes 
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Do I do that? 
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I'm giddy about the new material
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maybe be too safe and I wouldn't
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Hopefully that answers it. 
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a lockdown type thing, then 
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Zoom episodes of tea with me. 
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idea for a guest or someone you 
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way outside of the box, do it. 
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male porn star. 
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Sonia from EastEnders, comment 
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teawithme@gmail.com or if you're
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just send a direct message, 
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us know what guess you want us 
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You can kind of get people. 
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with my army of cats. 
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podcast, I will set my army of 
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faceless after. 
Someone please mock up artwork 

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of me with 25 cats behind me. 
That'll be a lot of fun. 

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one in the studio since we've 
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hate it when people do error 
speech marks, but I've just done

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it. 
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Tim McGarry just says no 
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I basically said that Tim, 
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you. 
The venue staff are expecting 

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you, they'll bring you upstairs.
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just do an impromptu chat, but 
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But yeah, if we go back into 
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do 2 episodes a week. 
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on Zoom. 
We'll just have a lot of fun and

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we'll look at more inventive 
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basically. 
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that this is a way shorter 
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of AQ and A, I'll still stick 
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The podcast will be going 
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Definitely not an excuse, but 
mommy's busy, Mommy's mommy's 

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doing a radio showing this, and 
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you so, you know. 
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properly back at it. 
We'll get the Zoom going. 

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Britney Spears, Dallas, stop 
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Maybe for one week. 
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out there. 
But it's getting giddy next door

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because Dave Elliott and our 
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I asked Dave to come in and do 
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said he had to prepare a set. 
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preparing a set. 
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stopped doing Boy Town because 
we fell out, this is only going 

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to add fuel to the fire because 
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and we're just keeping up 
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out. 
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Separate. 
Thanks very much. 

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Cheers for bearing with me for a
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I apologise but kind of not 
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Hopefully my hair sorts itself 
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If you see me running through 
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night when I'm doing the shows, 
you know, just like do the 

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Muhammad Ali thing when he was 
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film and people were like Ali, 
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would be pretty sweet. 
I'm doing the limelight on 

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Saturday night, which is 
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If you listen to this, the day 
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there's a couple of tickets 
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I don't think there will be on 
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my Instagram, Twitter, the links
are all there, Facebook, all 

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that kind of thing. 
Cyprus, thank you very much for 

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joining me for this episode. 
We're back to the normal length.

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That's what she said. 
Next week, keep sipping tea, 

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keep listening to me. 
Thank you.

