1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,080 I'm Michael Che. And I'm Colin Joseph, and we've 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,280 got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,120 drop in comic. Boom, you nail into. 10 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,120 Michael Chase phone numbers. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 11 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,320 Hey, hey, hey. New York After Dark. 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 13 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,320 Peacock. You love it. 14 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,160 Zippers, welcome to this episode of the Tea with Me podcast with 15 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:42,000 me, she and Todd. Before we get into this episode, 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,120 let me plug a couple of things. Tickets are out now for my Opera 17 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:50,640 House show, Grand Opera House 1st and 2nd of July next year. 18 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,160 It's a brand new show. It's called Grand, but the 19 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,840 tickets may be in the description. 20 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,400 If you remember to do that, then what episodes? 21 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,360 This. Nah, you're not confident in 22 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,000 that at all? It could be episode 137, but who 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,879 cares? patreon.com/tea with Me podcast. 24 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,560 We're a bonus episode on Monday, live stream on a Friday, and 25 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:11,960 some stuff in between. Also my Waterfront show is up 26 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:15,600 there in its in its entirety if you watch that kind of thing. 27 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,720 And also really Slive the two people who dislike that on 28 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,440 YouTube because it's only Patreon to watch it. 29 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,640 So what are you doing? What are you doing? 30 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:27,000 Patreon.com/tea with Me podcast we're sponsored by Thompson's 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,080 Tea. They're the crowd behind 32 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,040 Panjana. Let me tell you this, these guys 33 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,440 got together in the in the literal 1800s down. 34 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:40,360 Am I wrong in them? The 1880 something these guys 35 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,800 got? Most people back then were just 36 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:47,280 thinking about, you know, survival or war, the battle, 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,440 Hastings, whatever it is. These guys were thinking about 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,280 tea. I'm surprised they made it 39 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,200 through those times because they were just tea, tea on the brain 40 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:59,400 and they decided to invent Thompson's Tea Punjana. 41 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,960 You know, back then, I don't know what the tea game is like. 42 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,000 I know that nowadays they're the number one selling tea in 43 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,600 Northern Ireland. Back then it was, I mean, people 44 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,840 that God knew everyone was trying to flog a tea. 45 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,040 You know, you probably had, you probably had some, some guys 46 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,120 putting some tea leaves in a sock and trying to sell that. 47 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,040 But Thompson did it right from the start. 48 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,480 And that's why they're the number one selling tea in 49 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,680 Northern Ireland. You know their motto by now? 50 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,200 It's yeah, there's going to be haters, but we just keep 51 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,240 shutting them up with this tea. FTR, fuck the rest. 52 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,120 So, yeah, just keep drinking it. Thompson's tea. 53 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,480 We're drinking it. Panjana. 54 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,280 It's a nice type. You're going Panjana Is that? 55 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,840 Is that from Kenya? Is that from India? 56 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,600 It's from Belfast Made. We're also sponsored by 57 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,280 Manscaped. Now, look, it's getting into 58 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:48,720 those winter months. You know, we need all the help 59 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:54,120 we can get in the in the. Let's say in the basement, you 60 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,680 know, because down there this is this is when you let things get 61 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,800 overgrown. It's like your garden. 62 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,680 I'll sort that out. I'll sort that out when the good 63 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,160 summer months come around. I'll sort that out in March and 64 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,760 April. Give myself a fresh cut. 65 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,080 Look, you never know who's going to see your garden. 66 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:12,760 You might get an inspection at any time from fucking. 67 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,040 Who's that guy? Who's that gardener guy on TV? 68 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,080 Ditch Marsh. You never know when Titch Marsh 69 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,880 is going to come round and say hey, escort me to your garden 70 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,640 right now. You know what I'm saying? 71 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,360 I'm saying that downstairs lies need to take care of themselves. 72 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,920 That's where Manscape comes in. They've literally got lawnmowers 73 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,920 for your peace. They've got lawnmowers for your 74 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,640 genital region with a light on it, wireless charge and 75 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,360 technology. This lawnmower 4 point those 76 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,680 unbelievable. And now what you do is you take 77 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,760 that, we'll give yourself a quick buzz. 78 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:54,320 And that means that if you have any Alan Titch marshes coming 79 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,880 around to the garden, he's going to look at that and he's going 80 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:01,360 to go, whoa, you keep this lawnmower cut and you I think 81 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,800 you understand the metaphor by now. 82 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,840 They have all these different products like it's coming into 83 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:11,320 Christmas, you know, every, you know, look, it's coming into 84 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,360 Christmas. Santa's bag is going to be there 85 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,440 for everyone to see. Yours might be too. 86 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,920 So keep it fresh. They have anti snag technology. 87 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:25,480 Don't snag your bag. Don't, don't don't slit your 88 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,680 cock. You know, just keep it, keep it 89 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:34,200 fresh. manscape.com. You just go tea with me for 20% 90 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,840 off and free shipping. We'll put that in the 91 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,040 description. Let's get into this episode. 92 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,920 So weird when I've got to do reads for 3-4 minutes and my 93 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,000 guest is that rude in it, you know? 94 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,560 But my guest today is a good friend of mine, a guy wearing a 95 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,840 shirt that could be from any era of time. 96 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,880 My guest is Mark McCartney. No atmosphere in the studio. 97 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,240 I wish we had. Like you're good. 98 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,960 Hey, you've had media training. Yeah, that was a very good 99 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,440 artery, I was. Grown in a lab. 100 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,920 See, I I couldn't do that. I didn't add read for company to 101 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,080 go to business. No, Tell me what have you used 102 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,040 them? I have done has Mike who's 103 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,280 downstairs using it. And these shave your balls in 104 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,520 the dark much that the needs a flashlight on. 105 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,960 It's the best way. It's the best way. 106 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:25,720 It just means say you're in a in a situation where the lights are 107 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,920 right and you need to shave your purse. 108 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,080 But. If the lights, if the lights 109 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,840 went out in my house, the last thing in my mind will be just 110 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:35,080 about throwing my balls. Well, what if you're going to be 111 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,600 kidnapped? Lights go out. 112 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,920 And you're going to be kidnapped. 113 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,480 I definitely wouldn't want me balls fucking well because hey 114 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,360 kidnappers, at least I'm looking fresh for you. 115 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:49,440 Here's my logic, right? What if you're taken by Al Qaeda 116 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:55,680 or or is I call them I as you put what happens if what happens 117 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,120 if they they do a tiger kidnapping on Mark McCartney and 118 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:04,440 they strip you and they they film you that we camera doing 119 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,760 like you've got to do a message to your family back home. 120 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,920 I don't. Think I have a Bush? 121 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,600 It would in that circumstances it wouldn't matter because I'm 122 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,480 still ISIS of kidnapped me. So they're not going to go. 123 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,960 That beheading video of McCartney is awful, but at least 124 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,920 his balls looking well. That's remain you differ because 125 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,240 that's all I'd want people to think. 126 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,080 But I would say I was thinking of getting them, yeah. 127 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:31,160 Would I be afraid of a slip or? Anti snag technology. 128 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,920 Is that patent bending or anti bag technology? 129 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,960 What is it patent? Bending sounds like a guy. 130 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,240 You get your equipment. From my old boy has just has 131 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,000 these scissors that he's been trimming his nose with the years 132 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:48,680 and I've been using them just he doesn't listen to any modern 133 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,200 media so. You continue. 134 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:54,160 I think like you're from the countryside that much that it 135 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,440 almost doesn't matter, you know what I mean? 136 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,280 Like I think it'll be. Weird insinuate with that. 137 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:03,160 I think it would be strange if you did have like, you know, a 138 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,960 Brazilian down there, you know, like a like a very close cut. 139 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,760 I don't think it would be befitting. 140 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:13,720 Me in the bathroom later. Yeah, yeah. 141 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,600 I trim it up. We all trim it up. 142 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:21,440 So I trim it up, but there's no. It's very like, you know, you 143 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,480 know, these guys there would take a lot of effort in their 144 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,840 heads, in their garden. Yeah, I'm just kind of like, get 145 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,680 it down so we can see over it. And that's where I. 146 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,320 Just clear away the the main bit. 147 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,640 Of it the brush that's just Canada I. 148 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:40,280 It's been I haven't seen you in like a why is he see you and 149 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:45,560 there but like but you're a you're a what's a word elusive? 150 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,960 You're elusive. That's the. 151 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,360 Way I like it. You're elusive. 152 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:54,440 I kind of want to live my life like a like an ex MI sex agent. 153 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,480 They're like, where did he come out and why has he got a gun? 154 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:05,840 But my, my dream would be know to I want to own an island on 155 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:12,280 Loch Air and every six months or show I'll come out and I'll make 156 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,960 a video and I'll slag and slip everybody off, retreat back to 157 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,360 the island so we can't get any solicitors lathers or anything. 158 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,560 McCartney's island. Yeah. 159 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,520 I mean, when you start off a go, my dream is I want to own an 160 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,040 island, you go whoa. When you say unlocker and I 161 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,560 immediately go, it's achievable. Yeah, you can do it. 162 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,720 Absolutely, we log cabin. What do you reckon you'd pay for 163 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,559 a small island unlock? Because there's load like, I 164 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:36,960 mean there's thousands. Well I have locked this up and 165 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,640 there's islands but there is anything you can buy for like 166 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,120 200 grand. Well, that's more than I 167 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,200 thought. Have you ever tried to buy a 168 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:51,440 site in bills? No how big is this? 169 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,400 Like I don't want any. Couple of acres like. 170 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,080 Oh, that's that way bigger. I thought you just want one 171 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,800 that's big enough for like a log cabin and a wee bit of. 172 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,640 I will, I don't want to like open the door and land in the 173 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,400 fucking lock like a nice yard and stuff but. 174 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,840 Yeah, genuine. Would you live on a night like 175 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:07,840 it was? Absolutely. 176 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,080 I've seen people, I've know people that have done it, but 177 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:15,120 what they do is then build a road out that I'm like that's 178 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,880 you're just ruined, yeah. That then it's on island. 179 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,520 No, it's on island. You want to have. 180 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:24,360 No, it's not ideal. If you have a family, you have 181 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,680 to park the yard and get a boat. But that's the way I want to 182 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:31,000 live my life. But do you? 183 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,320 Do you like your own company? Oh, very much so. 184 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,800 Do you prefer your own company? Sometimes, yeah. 185 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,000 See, I think I'd love the idea of that. 186 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,600 I mean, I've got away from kids who appreciate and said, but I 187 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,880 love the idea of an island, right? 188 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,240 Live there by yourself. But I think I'd get there. 189 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,600 I'd get the house built. I get all set up and then after 190 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,360 10 minutes I'd go ah see if anyone wants to come round. 191 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,560 Oh no, no, don't come round. You don't want it. 192 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,160 You actively don't want people to come. 193 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,080 Up. No, actually I don't. 194 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,960 I don't make the money like I do. 195 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,680 I do I don't make my own company. 196 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:05,080 No, I could set happily. I'm an only chair, you see, so. 197 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,560 You're somewhere like you're, you're not off the grid, but 198 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,600 you're, you're not in the middle of the grid in general. 199 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,680 OK, on the side of it. You can see the grid. 200 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,480 You're sitting on the edge of the grid. 201 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,080 What's what are you calling the grid now? 202 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,560 Off grid. You know someone's off grid you 203 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,360 can't get in touch with. Sure, we're we are on an island, 204 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,080 everyone here is off the grid. That's. 205 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,120 Both physically and mentally. So I mean, I just want to go one 206 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,120 step further. It's not a big leap, but I have 207 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:40,680 no I can see that happening. In the last like in the last 208 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:44,680 year, I think people definitely know I want to do more things 209 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,520 like that, like just get away from it all. 210 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,400 But more Do you think see when people were going with with like 211 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,520 COVID and all this people go, that will have a long term 212 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,800 effect on people's like thinking on people's minds. 213 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:01,960 At the time I was like, it will. But now I'm thinking, will that 214 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:07,440 change humanity? It's very deep. 215 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:13,560 But I have to have some sort of. Oh, there will be like so like 216 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:18,000 it's unprecedented times. I was thinking imagine trying to 217 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,560 explain to someone in 20 years time what the pandemic. 218 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,080 Imagine, yeah, imagine being like 20 years ago. 219 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,680 I needed to pick up a camera from Curry's and you had to 220 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,720 order it online, text them when you arrive. 221 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,520 This happened you would have curries that go will text you 222 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,600 while parking Bay you're parking there's only like 3 of them as 223 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,920 far as said in Belfa. So you parking like Bay three it 224 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:47,000 goes stay in your car when we send you another text put the 225 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,040 window down on the back on the back seat. 226 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,400 Don't speak to the man that comes out. 227 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,320 Gerald will be out with your with your goods. 228 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,640 Don't look at Gerald. Don't speak the. 229 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:01,320 General definitely out of that in yeah but that's that's a good 230 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,600 thing because I think I was so sick of listening to my parents 231 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,760 about the troubles. It's great that we can dose the 232 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,720 next generation with. You should see the handle I had 233 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:15,360 to go through to get a screen protector and curries so. 234 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:20,160 Gerald give You give Gerald a semen sample, he'll give you. 235 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,880 He'll give you your product. You give him a semen sample. 236 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,680 Your mother's maiden name, Wink, Adam. 237 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:30,000 And then you drive off. It's fucking but we all went 238 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,520 along like I'm not, I'm not one who's like, we should have 239 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,160 rebelled. Obviously not. 240 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,560 I just mean, we were all very quick to be like, OK, this is 241 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,800 the way you do things. But I think it's been a lot 242 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,320 worse in where I live. I didn't really notice much 243 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,560 difference. Yeah, the only thing I noticed 244 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,520 more was more people walk on their roads. 245 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,360 Everyone what about everyone go and make myself clued everyone 246 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,760 for a walk every day and then when we should just do this 247 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,720 always every day and then as soon as like lockdown get lift 248 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,480 that's just goes fuck that I've got a car. 249 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,160 What an awkward bunch of hers we are. 250 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,560 Like when you're told you can't leave the house, I'm fucking 251 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,040 leaving. The house. 252 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,200 But they could have done it anytime like I would do a right 253 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,680 but a walking about and wouldn't usually see nobody but this past 254 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,840 like 2 years you. Meander. 255 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,480 I see Meander. I'm a wander. 256 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,000 You wonder. Oh that's better. 257 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:18,280 I could genuinely see you hosting Lesser Spotted Ulster. 258 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,440 I would fucking love that. Dream of mine. 259 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,520 Do you like Leicester? Ulster? 260 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:26,000 Well the the videos I'd on the parishion videos was all like. 261 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,640 It's a power. Yeah, like I remember seeing it 262 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,240 was a clip on YouTube actually, of Joe Mahan. 263 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:35,480 He was in Cool Island and he was interviewing these two boys and 264 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,760 it was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen because Joe was 265 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,760 like so like level and calm and these but he's he's asking about 266 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,200 this. Is that a fucking place down 267 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,640 there? I know I wouldn't be that there. 268 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:49,680 I don't fuck no. They were so rough and rural and 269 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:53,640 it was hilarious to me and. Do you eventually want to think 270 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,360 Joe should eventually just come more inland, more into the 271 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,120 cities? Like that's about Ulster 272 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,720 Botanic. Well, that's no. 273 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:05,160 I think you should go more like I think when people do travel, 274 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,960 shows that tend to go, we'll do the big cities. 275 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And funny like that's one thing 276 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:14,440 I've noticed the the clips or whatever they get the most views 277 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:19,400 would be the smallest towns. Because I think people think 278 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,240 when you're doing like a video like that, some of these people 279 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,080 go, we'll do the big ones because anyone who lives here or 280 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,240 whatever, everyone, they'll they'll share it, They'll like 281 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:27,680 it. Yeah. 282 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,120 Whereas it doesn't matter. But you could do like AI could 283 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,920 do a stand up clip about fucking Lurgan. 284 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,560 Yeah, it's not necessarily people. 285 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,120 And that's not only going to pay the people from Lurgan. 286 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,080 But you do think? But they're so used to it now. 287 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,840 Yeah, people from Lurgan and Larn and these bigger places are 288 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,560 used to getting the shit. Ripped through them. 289 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,200 If it begins with L, you're fucked. 290 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:52,080 But if you go to escrow, which has like 300 people on us, 291 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,960 they've sent it all over the world. 292 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,720 Fucking why? Came to escrow one time, right? 293 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,480 So it's it's and they're actually more fun. 294 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:03,280 I found like the ones, the smallest ones, the time people 295 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,640 see you right and go what are you doing? 296 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,800 Yeah, yeah. What are you doing here? 297 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,320 Yeah, and they get chatting and it's a lot more fun, like. 298 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:15,960 The first one, so it became like, I assume that 99% people 299 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,160 of people who watch or listen to this will have seen some of 300 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,360 them. But you did parish unknown, 301 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:26,320 which was like suppose a party of Leicester parts unknown as 302 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,520 well. Like it, like that's where the 303 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,520 title comes from. And then it'd be funny if you 304 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,880 were like, I don't know what that is. 305 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,400 It doesn't. It doesn't come from that. 306 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,560 I've actually never watched it, but it was the title. 307 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,520 I'm a simple man, it takes very little. 308 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,120 I'm like, he's really paying tribute to Anthony Bourdain with 309 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,120 this piece. Shadow Anthony Bourdain is and. 310 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,000 Then crowd is just me eating noodles. 311 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,960 Anthony Bourdain sounds like someone Joe Mohammed would speak 312 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:57,160 to in in Tomb, you know, but yeah, you so it's like a comedy 313 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,320 sketch kind of series where you're doing like a Quick guide 314 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,360 to a place, just pieces the camera. 315 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:07,360 And when you did the first one of those was that was just like 316 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,840 a one off or instantly were you like I'm going to do a series of 317 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,080 these. I had an idea for it for about a 318 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,720 year before done anything. I remember talent like friends 319 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,400 that love to do this and they're like are you ways no near well, 320 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,800 why? Why would you do that? 321 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:25,160 And I just one notion of one day I'm going to, I'm going to go do 322 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,480 this and I shot it and then a skill and then a skill like I 323 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,200 live between Noma and then a skill. 324 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,920 So I've done a place that I knew well and remember, I went and 325 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,280 shot it and took it home and edited and went this shape and 326 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,200 I've got up at 4:00. Shoot it yourself. 327 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,440 Well, everything I do, it's all me like that's why they're. 328 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,040 All people wouldn't know that. That's why they're all shake 329 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,000 loving. Nobody. 330 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,880 OK, it looks rough and ready, but people would think. 331 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:55,040 We see it is the way of it. It actually, because I'm in 332 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,400 places where it needs to be quick and get it done. 333 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,040 Now there's times where but I'm the cameraman, so I have to set 334 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,040 up the camera and pretend and get it in focus and then I go in 335 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,760 front of the camera and there's out of focus. 336 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,359 Anthony Bourdain did that for Parts Unknown too. 337 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,720 He shot it all himself. I've pretty much ripped him off 338 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:14,359 completely, but so it's all, it's all usually just me. 339 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:18,240 I enjoy it that way more. But the first time I shake and I 340 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:21,160 got back up at 5:00 the next morning because the time is 341 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:25,920 quieter, shot it again. I shot it again and I mainly 342 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,320 added it and went right OK. What's what's going on in Ennis 343 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:34,400 Skelton at 5:00 in the morning? Not on really, but that's it 344 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,680 Gives me the. Room 5 in the afternoon. 345 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,520 That's it, gives me the room to act the fucking blaggard. 346 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:44,120 But I main thinking before I post it, I was like we could be 347 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,520 born there to the house here because like I did give some 348 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,280 places a bit of a touch but it didn't the elect. 349 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,280 Well, towns are towns here are small, like everywhere small, 350 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,440 but fucking Belfast is. So if you're talking about so 351 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,560 much, like you pack so many references into that and it's 352 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,200 really, you know, the shop or this person or whatever or well 353 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,480 known person they're going to see. 354 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,360 It I have people said to me going, Jesus, you say some way 355 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:12,320 things how you not get like in bothering, but the way I said it 356 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:16,480 was like who's the people that you offend and take the piss out 357 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,960 of the most? The people you love, your 358 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,400 friends and only I know the places I wouldn't like I 359 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,760 couldn't take. I couldn't do a place that I've 360 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,840 never been in before. So if I'm if I come to a town 361 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,800 near you, I like the place. If you're in Hollywood. 362 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,440 Oh, well, I as soon as I came in here, I was like, I don't belong 363 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,640 here. I was like, you know, there was 364 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,680 a doll with a buggy with alloy wheels in it. 365 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,160 The KR park and the boys really give you a ticket of a couple 366 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,280 hours? Yeah, give me the ticket £1000 367 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,000 for. You mean like when pensioners 368 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,720 and stuff go here tickets followed for the day? 369 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,600 You have a right to report those. 370 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,960 People. Yeah, no, I'm not. 371 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,960 Like please see, I'm decent. I honestly if anyone does it, 372 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,840 you're going to my Galbury tonight. 373 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,120 See, it's different than Ryan. They didn't wrap the fucking 374 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:09,760 thing on the wall together. But, and this is my second time 375 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,640 in Hollywood. What was your first? 376 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,120 The rugby club. Oh, you shot there it. 377 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,160 Was an extra. You sketchy. 378 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,760 I was in it too sketchy Dermacor people might not, might not know 379 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:27,680 it now, but it was a wild thing, which was Dermot was a stand up 380 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,520 from call and and really good stand up. 381 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,360 And I think it's fair to say was doing stand up to get recognised 382 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,280 for actor. You want to be an actor, So he 383 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,920 saw stand up as a great way to like be on stage, perform, get 384 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,320 ATV show that would also showcases acting and it like 385 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,920 worked out that way for him. So he got a show from BBC and I 386 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:53,160 called Sketchy with Derman core and it was something like sex 387 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,800 episodes, sex half hour episodes or maybe even more like 12 388 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,560 episodes. They are. 389 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,320 Get a couple of seasons. Yeah, you've got. 390 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,880 Two seasons, but it was like for a year, big budget because they 391 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,360 would do a lot. So it was stand up and sketches. 392 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,120 But the stand up there, the whole studio there was warm up 393 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,280 arts. It was like load of cameras and 394 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,320 the sketches were like well budgeted too. 395 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,000 And like that's not hot. I don't think that's happened 396 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,720 before or since. You know, BBC have gone like sex 397 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,680 because they with everything they go, yeah, they got one 398 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,920 episode or or night. It's probably started as online. 399 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,880 If they like it, it'll get a pilot on TV. 400 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,480 Then you might get a three-part series, but definitely not 6. 401 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,960 But he got 6 right right from the start. 402 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,160 And that that's weird because this probably 12 years. 403 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,240 Ago. Oh yeah, I was about 18. 404 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,320 Everybody was in it. Like everyone was an extra in 405 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,520 that column was an extra in it. Karen was an extra in it. 406 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,400 Me, you. I didn't know you were in it. 407 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,240 Yeah, that's had a bigger part in it with the. 408 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,600 Wandering Willy sketch. I can't remember, there's all a 409 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,080 members all over the bar of the blender was going to be in this 410 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,840 but he was literally in it for like 30 seconds. 411 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,440 That's the thing they did with him and I think he definitely 412 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,040 caught call on to this very quick. 413 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,040 If he was going to be doing a small part in anything or a gig 414 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,520 where when he was new to stand up, he was just going to do like 415 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,680 a 5 minute slot. They put him literally his face 416 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,400 first and his in the and it puts so much pressure naturally on 417 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,120 him and everyone's like we're here to see you do a whole set. 418 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,480 He's here do 5 minutes. So with that TV show they did 419 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,520 that and they like put him on the ad and he had like a couple 420 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,680 of lines in it. But that I did a sketch down by 421 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,440 the beach here. I did a few things for it and 422 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,400 then I did they did a stand up showcase. 423 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,880 So everyone who had been in it that was a stand up for the 424 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:51,560 first series got to perform and they turned that into a separate 425 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,680 programme and stuff. And if you ever see it, it's 426 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,840 online. I'm wearing a blazer, right? 427 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,440 Blazer, Led Zeppelin T-shirt. I couldn't I can name you two 428 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,400 other songs that I couldn't name Jenny there. 429 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,840 I look about 12. The Blazers from Primark and it 430 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,920 cost £18. Jeans and brown shoes. 431 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:14,520 And I talk in the weirdest way because that, because the TV 432 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,640 audience, so I speak like this and deliver everything like 433 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,680 that. And it's just odd. 434 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,360 It well actually went quite well on the night. 435 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,560 But like, that's still the way I hear you now. 436 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:32,920 The material are I remember my big line on it was my dad's so 437 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,440 old, but he's on. He's asked me to get him on 438 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,960 Facebook and I told him, someone wrote on his wall and he started 439 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:45,200 filling up a bucket with very liquid noir brush and that was 440 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,240 like my fucking bit. That was the bit. 441 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,200 Live with the follow. Just floored. 442 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,520 Hey, how is your dad? Well, he's good. 443 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,120 Your father. Oh no, you. 444 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,240 Used to do stick sketches with him didn't you? 445 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,240 Yeah, well, mainly me scaring him. 446 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,320 And you were doing like BBC don't to get us. 447 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,680 You were using them, yeah, to get the publicity because? 448 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,480 Shane thought live. Just my dad's. 449 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,600 You might be done the charity gig in Limelight. 450 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,960 Yes, I remember doing my set and I remember seeing your dad. 451 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,720 I remember he was like 3rd or 4th row. 452 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,840 I remember. I know that fell and it just 453 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,320 dawned who it. Was well, you probably know 454 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,280 because everyone at the Limelight gig is 21 and he was 455 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,360 72 year old. I've already had a LED ZAP and 456 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,800 teachers on, so we wouldn't know, but I remember after it 457 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,960 was over, we were at the bar and the bar was on the way out. 458 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,800 Yeah. And I remember people come on. 459 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,120 And I remember your dad. I remember as well, there was 460 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,360 like a gap. I was at the bar and then I 461 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,920 think Mckegney was one enemy and Robinson the other and your dad 462 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,080 just kind of stopped and looked at me and nodded. 463 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,280 But it wasn't like a how you doing? 464 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,760 It was more like a you look at the end of every 90s movie, the 465 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,120 game, like the mighty docks for the wind they go. 466 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,560 And he looked at me, my soul kind of just like I was all 467 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,520 made-up. So he's keeping well. 468 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,960 That is, that's like the sign of everything's going to be if you 469 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,920 get one of those from my dad, that's the monetary value. 470 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,920 That's about 5 million. Oh yeah, I felt it. 471 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,320 He does it by the way. He will not just give that out 472 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,920 like it's not like the next person. 473 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,440 He saw. He's given that to. 474 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,120 You it wasn't he's. Actually in Lanzarote at the 475 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,280 moment. Living it up, he it wasn't like 476 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,360 a how you doing? It was like a. 477 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,720 Yeah, that's, that's, you know, like you've been passed in 478 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,400 comedy. That's all I want. 479 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,880 My dad, he's done that for everyone. 480 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,440 Like I think about 10 years ago we had the Flight America to 481 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,680 give gift to Kevin Hart. All right, I said. 482 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,960 Don't take it away from me, but. No, no, no, there's there's four 483 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:48,480 or five people. You, Kevin Hart, Prior Kevin 484 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,120 Mcaleer and EH Alan Carr The big. 485 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,520 Leagues, yeah, yeah, but. No, he's case in Lance Roddy and 486 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,720 very good. Probably in a pair of budgie 487 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,680 smugglers right now. But I think it must be 488 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,240 something. Then use that these are very 489 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,960 like. You're very like that too. 490 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:08,040 Well, I'll give you props. Not props but umm, funny. 491 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:13,560 I remember my very first gig in the In the Pav was on a Monday 492 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,080 and you'd on Bogan's Bar in Omar on the Saturday I. 493 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:23,120 Said Craig David. 7 days. All right, how's he keeping now? 494 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,880 See you laughs around. As well there's. 495 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,120 The two boys with the pool going. 496 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,160 Soon as Craig released Seven Days by the Top of the Pops, my 497 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,720 dad was in the 2nd row. Craig, Mate. 498 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,760 He goes with him everywhere no matter what he does. 499 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:47,440 Good job. But I just like it's amazing 500 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,000 what you do for people when you don't know you're you're doing 501 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,760 it for them. Like and I remember you were on 502 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,400 the Saturday night. I thought I'm going to go see 503 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,120 this fella and just get into I've never seen you before. 504 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:04,200 I thought I'll go and I get in the humour of comedy and you get 505 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,640 up and I think you're headlining and a mango and well, if this 506 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,800 bollocks can do it, you killed it. 507 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:16,040 But a mango and it really it did help me to when I say help me, I 508 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,000 just talk all your material and start doing other places Monday. 509 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,800 But that seems like such a lifetime ago. 510 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,600 You've even seemed of like chains an awful lot since then. 511 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:30,040 Comedy style or off stage? Will you get rid of the Primark 512 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,440 Blazer for one? Yeah. 513 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,920 Maybe being a dog. Somebody do you know? 514 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,480 What I mean, I suppose you everyone should grow with. 515 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,480 Those. But I do like like the Internet, 516 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,760 like the given props thing, like I like to do that. 517 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:48,120 Yeah, but I've always said, I think I said this before, say I 518 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,280 always take wee things. They got there and they stay 519 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,440 with me. But the another charity gig 520 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,080 we're doing because we're we're great men. 521 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:02,040 I mean, Sean Haggerty and I had only just I just quit my job and 522 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,320 I was full time into the comedy and he was like, well, what, 523 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,160 what are you doing? And I was like, no, I've quit 524 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,640 cold Turkey. I'm giving this a go and I was 525 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,200 like, whatever, you know, I don't know what to do, but I'm 526 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,360 sure I'll get a Plan B. And then you put your head and 527 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,320 it's like there's no Plan B. No, I was talking about the 528 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,440 lineup. I. 529 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,720 Because we thought we'd book them. 530 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,520 I promise Steve, he's going to come on at the end and. 531 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,760 Then him, your dad and Craig. David, there's no plan on the 532 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,600 DAS but Craig David So it's worked out. 533 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,520 No, but I just mean like I just I just think you're like 534 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,440 definitely original, original enough to to just make it work. 535 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,320 And like I think the whole I think you have to you probably 536 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,160 have to have a plant like a Plan B, like even in the background a 537 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:53,000 bit just to be like responsible. But but you no, but you just I 538 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,040 disagree. I do too. 539 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,280 I'm just trying to make it seem like I'm a normal person. 540 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,200 I don't think shell plump. I literally there's nothing else 541 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,360 I can do. Funny, somebody said to me a 542 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:06,400 while ago was like, what, what would you consider when you've 543 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,600 made it? What's going to happen to me 544 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,760 that I go, I fucking made it now. 545 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,520 I didn't want to say I didn't say it out loud, but kind of it 546 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:20,600 was like I can't have I'm doing what I want to do what a stage 547 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,600 and Omar is as good to me as a stage in New York or it makes. 548 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,400 I think if you can get people to come and see you do stand up, 549 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,400 you've you've made if if five people come and see you do a 550 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,200 game. As long as you can make a lack 551 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,960 of pound and live and enjoy what you're doing, So what? 552 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,840 I think, I think there's definitely a new thing of people 553 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:47,880 get caught up in numbers and see see, like I think goals and all 554 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,360 are are great. But the the longer I do it, the 555 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,800 less I actually have goals. And that's not lack of probably 556 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,120 more ambitious than I've ever been. 557 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,760 But sometimes you just have to enjoy what you're doing and go. 558 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,600 I'll work hard at it and hopefully like that will lead to 559 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,520 cool stuff happening, yeah. But you do need a bit of a 560 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,600 pushing, you suppose. But what's that a cliche saying? 561 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,240 There's funny thing about the the usually the cliche sayings 562 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,640 are all through. Yeah, that's the hitful thing 563 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,120 about them. But if you do enjoy the journey, 564 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:28,120 what the fuck odds with them? If you enjoy the journey, then 565 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,040 every part of it must have been I don't know, I don't know. 566 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,760 But yeah, I just think, I just think having a plan BI think if 567 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,640 you already have a Plan B by default, like if you're if you 568 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,240 have a degree in law and you're like, I'm going to give stand up 569 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,920 you, you have a Plan B then. So that's. 570 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:49,120 But you can't like, I can't go back, do what I've done. 571 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:58,920 No love to go back, enjoy themselves like well, I don't 572 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,400 know but you, but I definitely think I could fit into a nine to 573 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,080 five now with the things that I've. 574 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,080 Said and done. I'm exactly the same. 575 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,920 Like there's no going back like. I mean, during the at the start, 576 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,960 not to bring it back to pandemic and but at the start, I 577 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,520 definitely like like mates that do stand up, we're definitely 578 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,760 like, we can't, we can't go and do what are we going to do? 579 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,080 We can't go and do normal jobs. And I was like, I definitely 580 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,640 could like. What would you do? 581 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,000 Fucking any delivery driver or whatever, whatever. 582 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,880 You couldn't. She and Todd don't give me that 583 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,400 shape you you live in for Tesco, Yeah. 584 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,360 You Amazon, mate? Yeah, you would. 585 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,640 There'd be a lot of. Happening. 586 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,520 You'd come to the door and you'd be like lettuce, let's change 587 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,760 this Punjana. They make sure about it. 588 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,320 You would have had, you know, the point where you have to do 589 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,880 something if comedy didn't come back. 590 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,040 But when it did come back, we did show on the limelight. 591 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,120 I did like a run of shows in the limelight, and one night I think 592 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,520 it was me, you and Butler remember. 593 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,800 They were class. They were brilliant, they were 594 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,280 good. And you remember we just got so 595 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,600 caught up in it because there was an early show on Late Show 596 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,600 early. She was 7 late, she was half 597 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,400 nine. I thought it was half nine, but 598 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,400 it was actually like half eight or nine. 599 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,320 And we went for a cup. Remember, we walked up to 600 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,360 Botanic September. But it was a nice night. 601 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,040 Somebody booked a table for you. That's right. 602 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,200 That was weird. Remember we went to this place 603 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,720 by chance, House and Botanic, and sat outside and had a coffee 604 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:28,160 in between the shows and then the like Hostess, whatever was 605 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,840 like your table's booked for like half an hour. 606 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,160 I just came here by chance. I didn't book a table and 607 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,080 someone's booked under your name, so someone's getting 608 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,120 reservations. Let. 609 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,760 Me tell you it's not going to buy you anything. 610 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,800 We see I'm glad I get this often consciousness. 611 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,720 It was me booked in the way up thinking that maybe you would 612 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,720 for buy the feed like but you didn't. 613 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,000 So how to just get to say? Yeah, yeah. 614 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,320 But that was so good because like that was the time where you 615 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,560 felt like you shouldn't have been doing stand up, not like 616 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,920 from responsibility point of view, but like it's like, I 617 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,360 don't think I'll be back this suit, like we're really getting 618 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,560 to do it. And those shows were? 619 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,680 Yeah, no, they probably the out of the two years of the 620 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,000 pandemic, they were there were the best gigs. 621 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,680 I'd say they were the most enjoyable. 622 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,040 Yeah, whatever reason. And what like, what have you, 623 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,280 what have you been doing for like, say like the last six 624 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,800 months? You see the gay in every town 625 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,680 that just stands that said of a super value. 626 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,320 That's me. You've been leaning against us. 627 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,520 You've been leaning against gates. 628 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,520 That's been these two years. Paper under the arm. 629 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,280 You're never going to read. I've been working away. 630 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,560 But I say working away. Like I try to keep a good 631 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,760 routine. I try to keep so like Monday, 632 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:46,240 Tuesday, Wednesdays my film and days 3rd Saturday stand up or 633 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,320 whatever. And so even when the day is like 634 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,440 I wasn't gigging, I just walked around the roads shouting to 635 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,680 myself, yeah, you know what I mean? 636 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,200 So but like I done a pilot like videos and stuff during the time 637 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,920 but it didn't release them. For what reason? 638 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,760 Some of them I look up and think that's shit and some of them I 639 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,080 go, I'm just going to keep that for myself. 640 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,000 I'm not very like, I'm not very smart that way, you know? 641 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:15,560 Well, I think you are because I have fallen into the truck 642 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,600 before of like I'm lucky with the pot. 643 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,520 We do a couple of podcasts a week, so there's always Eclipse 644 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,320 and I like every clip that I go. That's funny. 645 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,920 Let's put that out. But I definitely fell into a 646 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,240 thing a few years ago. I've gone, I'm going to put out 647 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:35,080 a sketch once a week and the first two were good and then I 648 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,080 did another one and when that's probably not that good, but I 649 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,760 did say it was going to. But no one gives a fuck if you 650 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,840 say you're putting it out once a week and if you miss it, no one 651 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,720 cares. But I was putting out stuff for 652 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,400 a while that it was almost for the sake of it. 653 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:51,440 So I think definitely the better way to go is if you think it's 654 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,000 good and you want to. Put it absolutely. 655 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,840 I mean like I remember before I started main reading stuff about 656 00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:00,080 like online content not and they were like, oh definitely like at 657 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,200 least once a week, once a day if possible and no longer than 30 658 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,720 seconds because people have no you know, if it's not good after 659 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,480 the 1st 2 seconds, they'll. Just turn it off, click the 660 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,199 title. I do one maybe every 2-3 months, 661 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:17,920 so it could be 10 minutes long. So I never really subscribed to 662 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,639 that way of thinking. I just, I, it's like funny, I 663 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:24,800 was, I was always a big Saturday Night Live gay. 664 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,760 And I do think sometimes like, like they do it every week and 665 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:35,000 you might get one class yet in the entire show. 666 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:37,440 Yeah. Why not do it once a month and 667 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,280 have it deadly through? Yeah, Yeah. 668 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,040 They've been far more than thing to do that. 669 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:47,280 It's a wee bit the same with stand up and I like like a lot 670 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,080 of people. I do an hour, an hour year, an 671 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,920 hour year and everyone probably does do an hour year even if 672 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,840 they don't put on an hour long show. 673 00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:57,920 You probably do if you're gigging regularly, an hour worth 674 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,920 of stuff every year. We should. 675 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,040 But there there there can be a trap of you've got to do a New 676 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,520 York every year and put on a big venue and do all this. 677 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,440 And this is the first year where even though I am doing that, so 678 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,160 it might not make sense. I didn't feel like I had to. 679 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,680 I was like, if it don't feel like I've got the material or 680 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,200 the show won't do it. And this year I think I'll do. 681 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,920 I've got a good idea for sure. We've already got a bit of 682 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,760 material. But next year I could easily not 683 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,680 do that. And I think people can fall into 684 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,600 a trap of I have to put anything out here. 685 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,040 You don't. No one's going away. 686 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,520 They like your stuff. They're not going away. 687 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:37,000 The you can't force comedy can't you know as much as you'll try, 688 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:41,360 you'll not. So I can definitely me attitude 689 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,520 towards doing how many has changed throughout the pandemic. 690 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,680 Like I don't think I will gig as much even. 691 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:54,200 I think I'd rather sit and try and come up with maybe an air 692 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,480 show and then do like a work in progress instead of going up 693 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,600 here and doing 5 minutes and 10 minutes and. 694 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,840 Would it be a time thing as well? 695 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,400 Because like, you live far away, so if you're going to come do a 696 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,240 7 minute spot, yeah, it's fucking. 697 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,680 Hard, I mean it's it was it is good crack like it is nice to go 698 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,400 see you guys and laveries and and chat and stuff. 699 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,560 Oh, the hangout's better than the gigs sometimes. 700 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:20,640 But yeah, I think I'll do that more, a little bit less, but 701 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,760 more whenever I get around it kind of a thing. 702 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,480 And it means you enjoy it more. I think you enjoy it far more 703 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,200 so. And that's I didn't get into 704 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:37,920 this for hard work. I yeah, I I love doing sports 705 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,160 because I like being an atmosphere stand up. 706 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,560 You know you're backstage at lava reason everyone think a wee 707 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:49,320 bit giddy, but but also not like you have very like it's people 708 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,280 probably have a thought of what it's like backstage at a gig 709 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,840 user cracking jokes, roasting each other. 710 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,280 Oh, I cookie and. Yeah, and it's like strippers. 711 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,640 And it's like, no, we'll fucking. 712 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,280 I don't know. I mean, William Thompson has a 713 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,880 Diet Coke, but we're talking about someone's shoes. 714 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,160 Yeah. He's not as good crack now when 715 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,640 he's skinny. He used to like what he was fat. 716 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,520 I need to, I need to shape up, pay because all these boys are 717 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,400 getting better luck on the skinnier looking. 718 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,800 I don't know. I mean, we're comedy though. 719 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,080 You, you know what I mean? You don't what you don't. 720 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,760 You don't have to like. No, I'm just talking about me 721 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:27,000 health. I want to live a couple of years 722 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,360 longer. What do you see yourself doing 723 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,640 like in five years time? Like what would you would you 724 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,720 like to do? TV stuff? 725 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,400 Not comedy. I think current affairs comedy 726 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,760 is hardest day on national television. 727 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,960 I really do. Oh. 728 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:50,000 Shit. I agree, not not like there's 729 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,880 some people that is good at it, but I know for like if if I was 730 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:59,960 asked to do a show and then the last minute total, we can't do 731 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,800 that. I'm like, but that's an integral 732 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,200 part of the whole thing. It would just suppose it's the 733 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,280 course of. I don't I don't mind working 734 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,000 with people, but I work alone mostly. 735 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,120 So it's just I'm so used to just go on. 736 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,680 I really do that and go do it. Yeah, but I have a bit of a 737 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,880 documentary buff. So like I love them like them. 738 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,160 Last few ones about a Healy done I thought were class. 739 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,320 Unbelievable. If I was ever approached to do 740 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,840 something like that, I'd take on and all, but I was asked to do a 741 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:32,160 thing for radio but I said no. Because you didn't think you'd 742 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,600 get to do it the way you wanted to or. 743 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,880 Yeah, it was a couple of things. That timing wasn't right either, 744 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:43,640 but I don't. Radio was a completely different 745 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,720 beast for me because I was usually so used to video. 746 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,360 Yeah, yeah. And I didn't know I was like, 747 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,520 well, if I'm going to do the first thing I don't want to do 748 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,640 on this BBC Radio Ulster, what's going to hear? 749 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,000 So that was kind of a thing that was like, no, I'm not going to, 750 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:59,880 I'm not going to do, but maybe. It's tough to say no to things. 751 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:07,080 Thankfully I I'm quite good. You're saying no, no, it is. 752 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,960 It is genuinely a brilliant skill. 753 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,240 It's hard to do it and not be it full. 754 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,320 You don't want people to think this guy's a deck like, yeah, 755 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,400 yeah, it's just some things that you know you're not going to be 756 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,560 right for. Yeah. 757 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:23,720 And I'm happy enough to say no. What way do you get recognised? 758 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:28,000 What's a normal experience for you when you're in Enniskillen 759 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,160 out of vivo? What's your is it? 760 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,440 Just make it a selfie. So you can hear it over there 761 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,000 going, is that Mark Mcgarney? Yeah. 762 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,640 Thankfully it's settled down. Before the pandemic it was, I 763 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,000 knew a good rape the no more last Christmas, so the Christmas 764 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,280 before I'm not. I don't use that word lightly. 765 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,400 In what? In what way? 766 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,640 Sexually assaulted my genital area. 767 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,760 A woman? I think so. 768 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,080 Just out of note someone you just didn't know. 769 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:02,280 And and like you know the the. Sometimes that we top is getting 770 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,640 worse than a punch in the balls the way she went from me. 771 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,480 I was like, where was this? And OMA. 772 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,440 I've been like, got a gig. Nose bar, night out, Christmas, 773 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,600 Christmas night out with friends. 774 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,680 And I was like, what the fuck are you at? 775 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,600 And then she's like, oh, I can give it, but he can't take it. 776 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,320 He's like, what do you think I'm doing? 777 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,120 Yeah, I don't sexually assault people. 778 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,040 And yeah. That's a that's a crazy thing of 779 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,120 people thinking that they know you and your like public 780 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,080 property. Yeah. 781 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,240 And then I mean, I was, I was heading to the toilet. 782 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,600 That's when she and I got a toilet and it was all aggravated 783 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,600 and horned up and there's a gay in there. 784 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,200 Then they started going, oh, Martha McCarron. 785 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,720 And just, I was all like, I was like, well, well, and he was 786 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,920 drunk, full drunk, and he's passing all over the place and 787 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,560 he was trying to shake my hand. I was like let's wash your hands 788 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,440 and I'll shake your hand and I chatted him for about 5-10 789 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,120 minutes. I was completely sober. 790 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,000 Went down to the table again and then I got Adm on Instagram from 791 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,160 the guy going now. You're an ignorant fucker. 792 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,640 That's just sure that. And I was like, I'm getting 793 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,880 ready. That's the last time I was out. 794 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,480 No more. That's that's great. 795 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,200 Like, thankfully no one's like, no one's done that. 796 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,320 Yeah. Oh, it's it's pretty. 797 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,560 But like that is. It's pretty. 798 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,520 It was mental at a time like it was, yeah. 799 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:27,080 Until like just for her to just be like I there's nothing you 800 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,320 know, he's he loves. Comedy. 801 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,760 He loves the crack. You're like, yeah, that's not 802 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,320 comedy. Like should look at Bella Cosby. 803 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,400 He enjoys it. You must enjoy it too. 804 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,600 The yeah, the only, the only time I've had that was at a 805 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,960 Comedy Festival. I had a gate who umm right early 806 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:51,120 doors umm went into I went into a shop locking generally like me 807 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,960 with holes in me throws a mess when then got went in the shop 808 00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:00,640 good milk went the deli counter got half pound of whack to harm 809 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,440 went the tell needed coal. I said give me buy a. 810 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,360 Coal you Did you shopping in the 1950s better? 811 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,600 Prices. I went out to the KR and the 812 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,120 yard came out with me and she opened up the thing of the coal 813 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,920 and I put the coal in the boat and as I was putting it in this 814 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:25,960 van full of men get her fast. It was like, oh, I've seen one 815 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,040 guy with a phone out through the window. 816 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,200 Pastoral remarks. Well, how you doing? 817 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:35,680 The time I got home I was sent a video of the gay that had 818 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:40,520 spotted me in the shop and had followed me from the milk to the 819 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:47,360 ham to the till to the coal to the yew, the whole way around 820 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,240 and I haven't left the house since. 821 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,240 I mean, you'll be OK, you've got half a pint of ham to work 822 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,080 through. I would like to be Jamie Dorn. 823 00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,600 No, I mean it's just that familiarity thing. 824 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:03,360 I like, it's like I've no problem, like people don't say 825 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:07,440 hello and selfies and. Blah, no one's ever a Dick. 826 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,320 But there is some people that do take it to extremes like. 827 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,280 Yeah, like there was, and I would probably fall for this. 828 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,880 I was chatting to a guy like, like it was like a farm and it's 829 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,880 part of the farm, like a public farm that a play park and my 830 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,800 son's going down the slide and all this. 831 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,600 And he's at the age where like you got to watch him all the 832 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,480 time, you know, because he can walk. 833 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,280 But just about this guy come up, oh, where's Dave Elliott? 834 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,800 You know, and he genuinely said that and we were there with Dave 835 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,760 and his family. He was where's Dave Elliott? 836 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,800 I was like you said, the fucking llamas over there and the guy 837 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,520 was chatting to me and he wasn't getting a lot back. 838 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,200 I'm being like I'm never addicted any like I'm being 839 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,120 polite to the guy, but I'm sort of like not looking at him 840 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:52,560 because clearly I'm paying attention to my son and the 841 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,640 guy's all well, the no rave lockdown anymore. 842 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,880 I'm like, Nope, no, no, no, that's that's that's the way I'm 843 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,560 a sudden and he goes, you're not much chat. 844 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:07,200 I said it's just I'm here my son and he said he said something 845 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,960 else and what my son came down to slide and wasn't like 846 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,720 dangerous. He wasn't hanging off the slide. 847 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,440 But I stopped to turn to chat to this guy and in the three 848 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,600 seconds my son nearly like fell or whatever and I just picked 849 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,000 him up and said I said sorry mate. 850 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,840 I was like I'll get chatting to you another time and I know he 851 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,520 will have gone away and been like he was. 852 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,200 A Dick and. That and that's weird that I 853 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,760 would also let that not get to me. 854 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,680 Like I'm not upset about it, but also I'd be like shit, I hope, I 855 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,440 hope I didn't ruin that guy. 'S I'm not, I'm the exact same 856 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,040 because I like what? What age did you start stand up 857 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,600 and stuff? 18. 858 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,800 I see. Like I'm so used to just being 859 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,640 so inconspicuous, so when they will shout my name, I'm kind of 860 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,040 like, what? What did I do? 861 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,000 But then when you started doing it, you started at the peak of 862 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,120 like the online time. So when I started doing stand 863 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,720 up, it was all like word of mouth type stuff like you 864 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,560 weren't. And I always say, I don't know, 865 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,640 it's probably me like, but I think when people come up to say 866 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,160 hello, they expect me to do like a 10 minutes at yeah, yeah, 5 867 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,360 minutes new stuff here. And so I like, I get in the head 868 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:12,200 of that too, because you're like, you just get in your head 869 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:16,160 about things, of course. But yeah, I remember one time me 870 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,840 and McCann went for a walk around the forest. 871 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:23,320 I'd say cash. I've talked McCann. 872 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,880 See this past year. Aaron McCann, Jeff Setter. 873 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,440 Yeah, New Year, LA. London has never been to cash. 874 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,680 Foxy. I mean, why would? 875 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,760 And even he's like this is this is the deli counter in cash. 876 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,120 Oh, don't think I don't know cash. 877 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,200 The Bear. You've been a performer. 878 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:46,480 Mayfly been the mayfly. Oh I would grow up when you 879 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,320 perform or something date free country. 880 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,280 That's amazing. You didn't say worry many years 881 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,920 it was this. Months, months ago. 882 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,400 And you? Didn't tax me to go here. 883 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,840 I literally live 20 minutes from there. 884 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,760 Let's just say I spend a little time on cash. 885 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,040 We have a caravan near there. Oh. 886 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,160 I know what part of the world I see. 887 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,600 What do you call that time? It's called something time near 888 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:16,600 cash. Why is this going on in my head? 889 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,680 Everything Urbanstein. Nicest people in Northern. 890 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,240 Ireland, that's right, got me first guess. 891 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,240 In Urbanstate? Whereabouts in Urbanstate tennis 892 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,880 court? Molly's used to be a place 893 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,600 upstairs, so it was six months ago. 894 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,240 Was there a like disco? It's. 895 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:39,760 Just like a hifi in the corner, just mamo #5 blast. 896 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,920 Yeah, like I like I people say, like I say my address is 897 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:49,160 Phantna, but I literally live in the middle of like I'm halfway 898 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,800 from Oman and Skelon, so I like the more Phantna. 899 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,120 Irving's towns Literally all 20 minutes. 900 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:59,560 Please please one of our listeners remix that India dance 901 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,360 song when you named all those places. 902 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,040 So quick. Please someone turn that into a 903 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,000 beat. I need the Spotify money If you 904 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:11,680 do so like I like that's that's where I grew all around there 905 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,880 always like. What weird, what weird? 906 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,360 You said you know someone else you do, maybe a radio thing. 907 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,560 What weird things have you been asked to do? 908 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,800 Whether it's live or would you come round to my house? 909 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:27,800 So I was doing a gig in might have been Antrim and some guy 910 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,560 went me to see you in Antrim. I'm not coming to the gig but 911 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,160 would you stop on the way up and roast my 13 year old son? 912 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:42,480 And I said no, probably not. There's one guy that was after a 913 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:48,960 gig with Mickey and the Nerve Centre feels like I think I've 914 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,400 just done the podcast to Get Us or something after and he 915 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,240 listened to Get Us and then he watched all my stuff and he's 916 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:57,360 like he said, I love very funny, very funny. 917 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,240 And then he's like, this is my wife Collar a cunt. 918 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,880 I swear to God, I bet you know that guy was he blitzed 919 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,400 unbelievably blitz. That he wasn't too bad. 920 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,760 Mid 30s. I. 921 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,560 Know that. He's like, she looks like a 922 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,840 lovely woman. I'm not going to cut collar a 923 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,240 cunt. She's. 924 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,920 Like. No, I'm not going to do it and I 925 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,760 fuck. You and she won't she won't it 926 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:20,840 she. Just stood there with her 927 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:25,040 handbag like I'd have felt well about of a dead coloured that is 928 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:28,360 strange on the weddings are strange to me. 929 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,320 You don't any. Asked Loads said I'm sorry, like 930 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,160 I would ruin someone's day. So that was all. 931 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,720 That was always my. I was always like never, not for 932 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,640 any amount of money. And then? 933 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:44,040 But you're not so bad because, like, you're a better comedian 934 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:44,880 than me. I just do. 935 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,280 No, no, no, like I'm. Not going to get him somebody's 936 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,640 wedding Ding. What about their mother or the 937 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,160 bride? Horny old bitch. 938 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,400 But then you're saying I'm a better comedian, but that it's 939 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,720 obviously subjective to the point where you showing up and 940 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,920 people would fucking some people would. 941 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,680 But I think that. I show up and do a set and 942 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,840 sometimes people look at me and go, what are you doing? 943 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,720 But I think in their head they thought it was a better idea 944 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,440 that actually was. Well, that's always what that's 945 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,200 why the first few times I got booked, they go, we're looking 946 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:19,640 an hour of him to do stand up and I was doing, I was doing 45 947 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,560 sometimes and I was like, I'm never going to keep doing these 948 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,640 weddings. As soon as I went, I'll bring an 949 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,800 opener who'll do 10-15, then I'll do 20. 950 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,880 All of a sudden, their class. Far better. 951 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:34,760 If I've done 10 in the last say 2 years, it were really good. 952 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:39,040 And sometimes the ones you don't think like, I did one in a like 953 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,920 a TP tent at a massive one of these venues were like they had 954 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,720 booked a hotel, they were told they couldn't do it. 955 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,760 The improvised big massive TP tent like you'd say at 956 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,560 Glastonbury and it was unbelievable. 957 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,640 It was class. It's so funny, venues. 958 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,680 There was what me and Butler did one in OMA and Silver Birch and 959 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,600 I could say this and a wedding. Yeah. 960 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:03,320 No, we just went there for R&R, but. 961 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,840 For anyone that asked me but doing Wednesday is when she and 962 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,360 thought. So we go up to the gig and he's 963 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:14,880 doing 15, then I'm doing 25 and he goes up and like normally out 964 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,320 weddings, obviously it's adults, but we always say beforehand, 965 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,480 well, shine to go. Is there anything off limits? 966 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,240 Is there anything that shouldn't be said? 967 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:26,080 And I get that before the gig and I stick to it. 968 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:30,280 But these ones when no, like we love a laugh. 969 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,880 Nothing's off limits. Butler goes up and does the sets 970 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,800 and and he but there's something like not risky stuff, but like, 971 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,040 you know, he talks about sex and his like this kind of thing and 972 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:44,760 it but it's all fairly like fine and team and he he he makes the 973 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,960 set even tamer for doing this. So he's doing a set and he 974 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:52,120 mentions he says, oh, when I was younger, I had the nickname. 975 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,160 I'm I'm called Aaron Butler, one of the nicknames. 976 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:59,160 I was but plug to set up this bit and I'm waiting to go on and 977 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,920 I can't hear anything, but I can see the gig happening. 978 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,680 So I'm like behind some glass watching and I just see the 979 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,320 mother of the bride straight up to me. 980 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,960 She comes into the room and shows that that man needs to 981 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,280 come off stage right now. And I was like, shit. 982 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,120 I said, well, I can't like what do you want me to do? 983 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,240 And she went you need to go and see take the microphone off him. 984 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,120 I was like, Butler must have said something horrendous and 985 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,760 out of character. I said, what do you mean? 986 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,280 She goes? He used the term he used the 987 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,360 term butt plug. And I don't think the reverend 988 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,920 appreciated it. There was like a minister 989 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:34,840 little. Gino you. 990 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,360 Probably did. So I was like I said, I don't 991 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,520 even think that's that bad at all. 992 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,000 See, there's there's, there's definitely is like there's 993 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,320 different levels of team, but I have found there's the 994 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,120 hypocrisy. I don't trust anyone that 995 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,480 doesn't enjoy a dirty joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 996 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,160 I think you're hiding something. If you don't like a spot plug 997 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,720 joke, there's probably somebody teddy or editor at home. 998 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,960 Well, how often do we do? Do you hear stories about, you 999 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,600 know, and using this as a complete example, but a guy 1000 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:12,040 who's who's like on this crusade, you know, to get rid of 1001 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:19,120 fucking sexual predators from from, from like, say the, the TV 1002 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,200 world. And then you find out he 1003 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,440 himself, you're, I'm using that as an example. 1004 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:29,520 There is 9 out of 10 people doing like standing up for stuff 1005 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,280 or doing for the right reasons. But there's that one person 1006 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,520 every once in a while that makes it tougher for them by being 1007 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,360 like like a fucking paedophile hunter. 1008 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:43,120 It is the, it turns out like I remember, of course I say stuff 1009 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,520 and no one has ever came to my face. 1010 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,720 No one's ever said, see that thing you said. 1011 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,760 I don't like it. You've always heard secondhand, 1012 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,920 but I was asked to go to a charity do a while ago, not to 1013 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,920 perform, just to go. And I went. 1014 00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,960 And as soon as I went in, the people get up to say hello and 1015 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,320 take selfies, whatever. And at the far end of the hall I 1016 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:09,920 could see this one woman and nowhere not nor well do this. 1017 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,760 Yeah, I know where, and she knows me. 1018 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,400 And because the way the crowd was at me and I could see her 1019 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,000 all on her own and I could see she locked behind, seen me. 1020 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,840 And women have a great way of going. 1021 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,560 Like if I seen you and I didn't like you, I'd just go. 1022 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,560 Yeah. Women. 1023 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:30,320 No, she just went. Just a real. 1024 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,880 And and then I heard afterwards I remember saying to a gay 1025 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,760 because I was like, what's wrong with because I know she doesn't. 1026 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,760 She like completely avoided me because she just really Roman. 1027 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,920 But the joke of it is like that dog I was told she doesn't like 1028 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:50,280 your stuff just too much for it. I mean she just thinks it's 1029 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:54,000 crude and just not homely at all. 1030 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,760 And the joke of it is this woman, a week before her wedding 1031 00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:01,080 was called raiding her father's way works for her father in the 1032 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,520 back of Sally's hill. And you think the fucking 1033 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,240 hypothesis? No, Sally's Hill. 1034 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,840 And that's the truth. Yeah. 1035 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,000 So usually the people that act like they're disgusted really 1036 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,720 are doing worse than people are talking about. 1037 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:21,120 It Yeah, and it's like to go, I don't like your stuff because 1038 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:25,360 it's not whole. The world can't be exactly what 1039 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,320 you want. To do I understand people are 1040 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,440 going, that's not funny because everyone has different sense of 1041 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,960 humour. But if you can't go, if you 1042 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,880 can't, take it in jest or move on instead of getting offended 1043 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:36,800 by it. It's not. 1044 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,840 I don't even think it's because I do stand up, but there's 1045 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,640 nothing I'm really ever going to watch and go that offends me. 1046 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:47,240 Even if it's, if it's something I don't like, I'm going as long 1047 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,600 as you tried to be funny with. It just because I don't like 1048 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,200 something you said, Yeah. It doesn't give me permission to 1049 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,600 make a statement about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1050 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,000 You know what I mean? Yeah. 1051 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,640 I'm a white middle-aged woman from Lurgan. 1052 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,760 I'm now sticking up for all black people in the world. 1053 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,360 Well, congratulations. That's great. 1054 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,920 It makes no let's take the doll Insteban the time I said the 1055 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:14,080 autism on stage, literally just. Said the word autism. 1056 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,200 Didn't take the best set of autistic people just literally 1057 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:21,400 said the world and she get up left on Facebook. 1058 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,120 Fuck me. I mean like, so my sister's 1059 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,280 autistic. If I go and see you on stage, 1060 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,120 you do joke about autism. I don't think you're personally 1061 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,160 attacking me and my sister does. That makes sense. 1062 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,040 Well, every time I get honest is if I feel like I'm personally 1063 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:41,400 attacking you, but that's just but I like I've I have. 1064 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:45,160 I'm sure I've said stuff that annoys people and I'm sure I'll 1065 00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,800 say stuff from the future, little like people, but I know 1066 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:54,400 deep down that I'm not racist or homophobic or of any of people 1067 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,600 with disabilities. So I've not explained to you. 1068 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,520 Yeah, if it's your, it's your problem now. 1069 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,800 Of course, but but when you go to your comedy night, it's not 1070 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,680 all going to be your way. You might hear something that 1071 00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,880 you don't like, but. But the fact that she was just 1072 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,040 triggered by the word. Yeah, yeah. 1073 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,880 Yeah, You know, it's completely out of. 1074 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,200 Yeah, You know, I thought, I thought that was amazingly. 1075 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:17,680 Yeah. But instead of making me worried 1076 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,360 that being cancelled, it made me worse. 1077 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,360 Just double down and double down. 1078 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,760 But I think that I've said it on podcast before, but you know, if 1079 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,040 there was like ATV show on 10 years ago and there's something 1080 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:34,040 in it where someone did blackface or whatever, I I'm not 1081 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:38,920 the person to be like my opinion on that is like, well, yeah, 1082 00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,360 don't do it now. But if it was done at the time, 1083 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,280 you know, the way they're like we're deleting this episode from 1084 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:50,040 the history books that will I go use keep the episode up, but use 1085 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:53,720 it as a way to go. This fucking isn't acceptable. 1086 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,280 Yeah, absolutely. Use it as a tool to be like this 1087 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,720 doesn't happen anymore. But when you when you delete 1088 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:03,200 stuff, when you delete it, all that dollars is in five years 1089 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,760 time make people go. What can I I need to see? 1090 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,000 That yeah, it's. Making it worse, it glorifies 1091 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,040 it, but I personally think, you know, whereas you can use it to 1092 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,240 go like this is not the way we we do it. 1093 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,560 But I find like it's never. I seen a video a while ago and I 1094 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:23,040 thoroughly enjoyed it. There was a gay in New York and 1095 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,480 he had set up his camera and a make and he walked through New 1096 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,240 York with a sombrero and a poncho and he asked people, what 1097 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,560 do you think of this? You're a racist piece of shit. 1098 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,920 Your cultural appropriation. There were women running past, 1099 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,480 not even a part of it going racist. 1100 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:46,040 Same boy went down to Mexico with the same outfit on and he 1101 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,160 said to this boy, what do you think of this? 1102 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,360 She does a fucking nice outfit. Where'd you buy that? 1103 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,440 So people in America was outraged on behalf of Mexico. 1104 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,320 It's like, I mean the what do you call that film Space Jam? 1105 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,880 The new one with fucking Michael Douglas. 1106 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,480 I know what you're thinking, there's nothing to do. 1107 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:10,560 Like Jake Fox, not back to the duty. 1108 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,680 Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan was the 1st. 1109 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,240 One I thought when you were, I thought you were making it. 1110 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,160 I told you I don't make fallen people with disability. 1111 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:23,680 That's not what I was. No, this new one with the what 1112 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,640 do you call that basket, LeBron? Is it LeBron or Michael Douglas 1113 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,120 who plays the lead role in the new space job? 1114 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,120 Because it'd be it'd be great if it's Michael Douglas the actor. 1115 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:37,440 Which ones is the Batman? LeBron James? 1116 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,400 No. Michael Douglas? 1117 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,000 No. Michael Sheen? 1118 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,280 Michael Keaton? Too many. 1119 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,480 Fucking Michael. Michael Sheen. 1120 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,200 Who's he? No. 1121 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,120 He's doing the best. He wasn't well for a while. 1122 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:56,640 Michael Sheen. Charlie Sheen Showbiz exclusive 1123 00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:02,160 on Michael Sheen. And. 1124 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,320 Shout out to their dad, Mr as well. 1125 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:09,360 News to him the the space jammed Who? 1126 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,200 There was a wee mouse and he was Mexican and Warner Brothers went 1127 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,600 cut that out. That's not the maximum people. 1128 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,880 He's our favourite 1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1129 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,920 Cutting him out, this everyone loves them, Yeah. 1130 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,720 So I think there's a lot of, it's a lot of people doing it on 1131 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,120 behalf. Of I know what you mean, yeah. 1132 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,960 Yeah, and there's not really. Yeah, I mean, there is obviously 1133 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,240 stuff where you're like that's fucking bang out of order, but 1134 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,960 every needs to be looked at like individually and. 1135 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,760 It's all of it. Context. 1136 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,360 I mean, if somebody says something and you know, they're 1137 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:44,640 clearly joking, I mean, there's some gays, you know, you know, 1138 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,720 you mean not like. Yeah. 1139 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:49,400 Do you say guys there? You said guys there, Thank God 1140 00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,000 just for your accent. For a second I thought you said 1141 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,680 there's some gays and I was like, no, no gays, thank God. 1142 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,240 Oh, plenty of gays too. Michael Shake. 1143 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,320 Oh man, do you what you're saying about like, you know, 1144 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:09,360 want to do less gigs and stuff? Will you will you do you think 1145 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,640 do like a show next year? You think you might have a? 1146 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,880 Funny, I was thinking with this last night. 1147 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:23,840 Actually I think my do we tend to try and like put an error 1148 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,480 together here? I'm thinking of trying to put an 1149 01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,600 error together elsewhere. And they and me ask because they 1150 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:30,800 can't. Understand the word I'm saying 1151 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:34,640 and then come back and just tour Ireland. 1152 01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,240 You go on stage, you go how you guys doing and people walk out. 1153 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,640 They just leave the venue. How you guys doing there? 1154 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:47,080 I mean, I think you like. So for the show I did at the 1155 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,880 Waterfront, which was called somebody told me and then the 1156 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,520 SSC was called Chancer. They were different hours and I 1157 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,320 only got to preview them twice each. 1158 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:59,600 The first one I did Glasgow and Edinburgh, second one I did in 1159 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,360 Manchester and Liverpool and while it was a lot of people 1160 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,360 from home with those shows, there was a good few people who 1161 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,360 weren't. So it you weren't getting that 1162 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,800 free pass on a lot of jokes. Whereas if you only try it here, 1163 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,720 I think you lean into a lot more local stuff. 1164 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,360 Absolutely. Well, I don't need something 1165 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,640 wrong with, but no, because. I often hear people say about 1166 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,360 doing local stuff. Go to any content in the world, 1167 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,600 the Queen is doing local stuff. You watch Dave Chappelle on 1168 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,440 Netflix, he's talking about local stuff. 1169 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,520 And there's a way to make that universal, too. 1170 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,120 When you were when you know, Yeah. 1171 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,280 If I'm watching a guy from New York talk about only New York, I 1172 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,960 won't know the places he's talking about. 1173 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,520 But you still get it. Stuff. 1174 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,720 Yeah. Yeah, but no, I think it's. 1175 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,800 Just probe more. It'll be good to be better 1176 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,360 because you're, as you say you're doing in front of 1177 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,760 strangers. But I think just excuse of 1178 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,320 getting out and about and I think you live, you have far 1179 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:55,080 better stories and you probably as well will have you've never 1180 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,600 had that. No pressure on you did not no 1181 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:02,680 pressure, but because you, you know, did the videos and then 1182 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:06,800 that kind of blew up and then you were maybe just doing 10 1183 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,720 minutes spots, 5 minutes here and there, you know, still 1184 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,440 feeling your way a bit in the stand up. 1185 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,360 People were though coming to see you, but like Collins thing 1186 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:18,400 being on a poster, people were coming to see you being like, we 1187 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,920 don't care about the headline or anyone else. 1188 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:23,600 We're here to see McCartney and you're maybe trying a new 5 1189 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:24,960 minutes. So that's a lot of pressure. 1190 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:27,800 So if you go do spots in London or Glasgow or Edinburgh or 1191 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,240 whatever, you probably get the feel like, yeah, I'm under the 1192 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,160 radar here, I'm trying this. Yeah, absolutely. 1193 01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,320 And as you say, like, I'm sure there's a pile of people. 1194 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,640 From home over there of course, but even just the like. 1195 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,000 I love travelling. I think people think that I am a 1196 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,160 hermit and I don't believe something, but I do. 1197 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,600 I do love getting away and seeing places and I love coming 1198 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,440 home. But yeah, because I I told, I 1199 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,560 know you got to go here, but. I told you when I was doing gigs 1200 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,360 in the States a couple years ago, you were that you were. 1201 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,160 Everyone was asking about you at the gigs. 1202 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:58,320 Smart. Bring McCartney over get. 1203 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,440 McCartney to come over? Can he come over especially like 1204 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,600 Boston and Galway? No, not go. 1205 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,880 That's not in America. The Galway Bay in Chicago, but 1206 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:11,760 those two places. Everyone's in Chicago, you know, 1207 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,240 New York. I did. 1208 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,520 Boston, Chicago, Philadelphia, NY. 1209 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,160 See, I'm thinking I might just do like. 1210 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,840 Elvis never left America. I'll just stay. 1211 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:28,280 Yeah, residency so much easier. But no, I do like getting out 1212 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,960 and. About and but I was thinking 1213 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:35,040 like maybe take a year and just like go about England, Scotland, 1214 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,440 Wales, Europe, wherever, and then get your whole show 1215 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,440 together and then just tour all around here. 1216 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,360 Yeah, I think there's a nice. That's a good plan. 1217 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,720 Like I always love people that like, you know, like everyone 1218 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,280 hears like being in Australia and they always bring back these 1219 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,720 stories. Yeah. 1220 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,160 And they used to love listening to hearing them, what they were 1221 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,600 getting up to out there and all. So, yeah, something like that'll 1222 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,440 be cool. Yeah. 1223 01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,440 Well, look, you start in. Cash and then you what more do 1224 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,160 you want? Where next? 1225 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,120 Thank you very much for coming on. 1226 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,440 I appreciate it. Nice sit down over. 1227 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,600 What did you think of the tea that I made you medal enough. 1228 01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:14,280 Tell me, what's the? L stand for one L Studios, so. 1229 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:18,160 We're obviously in Hollywood here, which has 1L, so we're the 1230 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:21,800 1L Hollywood, you know, So with the underdog where the down, 1231 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,360 why? I don't know why it's called 1 1232 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,800 Li thought it was loser. 1 Li was like why would you call 1233 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,880 yourself that? No, it's like there's, yeah, 1234 01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:31,840 there's 1L you. Know we talk Big L there's 1L 1235 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:32,400 in. Hollywood. 1236 01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:34,920 And that's our we. That's our a production couple. 1237 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,360 You still friends with Dornan? No. 1238 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,520 And Rory, No, fuck you off. Fuck those guys. 1239 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:42,160 Yeah. No, I am. 1240 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:42,960 You're. Getting a gay. 1241 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,280 History. History Podcast, Post Maloney's 1242 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:46,000 We're good. Friends them. 1243 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,000 No, we're actually. No, of course I'm still friends. 1244 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,840 Those guys were actually. Playing badminton here half half 1245 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,480 twelve I am region I thought them an actual celebrity here 1246 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:57,440 McDonald's in her or. Somebody I thought maybe doing 1247 01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,560 some of the Love Island, she's like BBC so. 1248 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,600 She could be. On that could be be. 1249 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,160 On we get all the Goss and that could be my Ave in. 1250 01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:08,320 The series mainstream television yes me telling the news heard in 1251 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,440 the voiceover for your for your documentary. 1252 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:14,400 Yeah, yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah, no, of course I'm still 1253 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:14,920 friends. Which guys? 1254 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,440 The three. Amigos, me, Jamie and Rory. 1255 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,840 Have you ever met them? Yes. 1256 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,800 Yes, I seen them last. Week. 1257 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,640 Well, I seen them last week. All the two of them together. 1258 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,840 No, no, no good, because I would have been passed. 1259 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,640 On, Rory told me in. Florida the whole week. 1260 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,160 And I was friends with them. And it wouldn't be a crush me. 1261 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,760 No, Jimmy was in the. Hotel in Belfast. 1262 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,400 Oh yeah, you get a chance. The Premier. 1263 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:42,160 Premier Inn? No. 1264 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,840 What's the one? The big fancy one. 1265 01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,280 I'm not good with the names. That's a Travelodge. 1266 01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:47,920 Aye, that's it. That's it. 1267 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,720 Yeah, sure. To me and they looked at me. 1268 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:54,160 Like you're right away, just must get my dad to. 1269 01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:56,680 Do it to me, senior portion. He's never done that to me. 1270 01:05:56,760 --> 01:06:00,080 I know, rightfully so. Cheers Mike. 1271 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:00,960 Good luck.